1 00:00:00,819 --> 00:00:04,660 Hey, there's my guy all dressed up for his birthday in nursery school without 2 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:05,539 his mommy. 3 00:00:05,540 --> 00:00:06,359 What are these? 4 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,620 I made them for Sammy's class. 5 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,080 They're chocolate chip cookies, but I made them with bran so they're healthy. 6 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:14,540 Well, that'll be fun for the teacher. 7 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:18,980 Why don't you make her day and throw in a bag of prunes and a big pot of chili? 8 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:21,640 Good morning. 9 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:26,500 Hey. Good morning. I see you got Logan all ready for nursery school in Ghana. 10 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:31,770 Yeah, well, Jimmy was supposed to do laundry yesterday. I left him a note, 11 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:34,230 he said he never saw it. Wait a second. I got that note. 12 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:37,270 You could see where someone changed the J to a K. 13 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:42,450 Great. Now we have no clean laundry, Kimmy. 14 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:48,070 Well, Logan, this is a pretty exciting day for you and Sammy. First day of 15 00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:49,390 nursery school by yourselves. 16 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:53,930 Pretty soon it'll be elementary, then junior high, and high school. 17 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:55,790 Then you guys will go off to college. 18 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,220 Probably someplace very, very far away. 19 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,600 And I'll call and ask if you're coming home for Thanksgiving. 20 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,580 And you'll say that you're spending it at your girlfriend's parents' house, 21 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:09,240 though I raised you for 18 years and she's just some little spank you met two 22 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,240 months ago. 23 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,700 She's going to be fun during menopause. 24 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:26,930 Hey, where you been? 25 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:30,030 What are you talking about? I'm right on time. Oh, but you missed the sign -up 26 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,470 sheet for mommies to come in and volunteer. 27 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,670 Like I said, right on time. 28 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:37,010 Good job cleaning up, kids. 29 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:40,710 Now, look over there. It's your mommies and your daddies and your step -mommies 30 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,410 and your step -daddies and some life partners. 31 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,490 This was a lot easier when I worked in Minnesota. 32 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:48,930 Come here, Sammy, you little cutie pie. 33 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:52,050 You tell your mommy that you did great today. 34 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:53,309 Did he really? 35 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:54,310 Yeah, he was wonderful. 36 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,650 We spent a whole day getting to know each other. 37 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:58,950 You're a terrific little boy, aren't you, Sammy? 38 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,910 And he knows all his letters. 39 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:03,470 Oh, yeah, his letters, his numbers. 40 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,530 If he could just learn to wipe himself, we could send him off to college. 41 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:11,710 And thank you very much for the macaroni portrait your mommy made for me, Sammy. 42 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,790 Oh, yeah, he loved arts and crafts. 43 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:17,350 He used to like watercolors, but right now he's in sort of a noodle period. 44 00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:20,910 Bye -bye, Sammy. Again, you did great today. 45 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:22,410 You're a terrific little boy. 46 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:33,430 I like her. 47 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:41,730 Hello. Hi, Dad. 48 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,110 Hey, what's up, Dominic? 49 00:02:43,610 --> 00:02:46,410 Where's Logan? I brought him a little present to celebrate his first day at 50 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:47,730 school. He's over with Sammy. 51 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,110 Oh. Did you get me anything? 52 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:53,310 Um, yeah. 53 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,350 Sure I did, Dominic. Um, 54 00:02:56,070 --> 00:02:57,930 got you these awesome keys. 55 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:04,160 Check them out, man. They're shiny and they... They got cool shapes, and you 56 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,340 shake them and make really awesome music. 57 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,740 It's better when you just say no. 58 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,460 Hey, I'll bring you something tomorrow night, okay, buddy? 59 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,580 So how was Logan's birthday alone in Earth 3 school? 60 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:20,180 Oh, um, it was fun, I guess. 61 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,680 What do you mean, you guessed something wrong? 62 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,080 No, it's probably nothing. 63 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:26,380 What is? 64 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:30,960 Well, I just... Seemed like the teacher was giving Sam a little more attention 65 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,660 than Logan, but I may be overreacting. 66 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Yeah. 67 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:36,020 I'm sure you are. 68 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:40,600 What do you mean you're sure I am? I was there, and I'm not sure. 69 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:44,160 Well, I know, but, you know, sometimes somebody will say or do something, and 70 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,140 you just, you know, you just totally blow it out of proportion. 71 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:47,940 Oh, so you married a crazy woman. 72 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:50,940 Well, if you hate me so much, why don't you just leave? You know where the door 73 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:51,940 is. 74 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,640 I stand corrected. 75 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:59,580 I mean, I wish you would have seen it, you know? I mean, the teacher told Kim 76 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:02,800 that Sam was wonderful and that she loved having him. And you know what she 77 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,800 to Logan? 78 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:05,480 She said, see you tomorrow, big guy. 79 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,040 Yeah, she called him big guy. Like, she got drunk and made out with him at a 80 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,460 frat party and then couldn't remember his name. 81 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,100 Look, Christine, I'm sure it was just because it was the first day without all 82 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,100 the mommies there. 83 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,720 I doubt she got drunk and made out with him. 84 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,900 Come on, it was probably just pretty chaotic. 85 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,680 You know, whatever the teacher did, it... 86 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:27,010 Probably wasn't intentional. 87 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:29,510 Yeah, you're probably right. 88 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,370 You know, I just... I want our kids to get the same attention at school as they 89 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:34,370 do at home, you know? 90 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:37,790 I thought about it. I'll take the keys. 91 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:41,910 Hey, Kim. 92 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:43,390 How was Sammy's big day at school? 93 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:45,270 I think it went well. 94 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:47,030 Well? What does that mean, well? 95 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:49,010 You mean like good? Does that mean good? 96 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,510 He had a good time. 97 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:53,030 And the teacher really seemed to like him. She liked him? 98 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:57,790 Well... More like doted on him. Oh, my God, she doted. That's big. That's big. 99 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:58,930 What were her exact words? 100 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,850 I don't remember exactly. 101 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:04,150 She said it was wonderful, and she really enjoyed having him there. 102 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:07,750 That's great. Is that more than she said to the other parents? 103 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,170 I guess a little. 104 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:11,470 Oh, I knew it. He's advanced. 105 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:12,990 I bet you he's GT. 106 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:14,590 You know I was GT. 107 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:16,470 That means gifted and talented. 108 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:19,710 Also stands for Gregory Thomas. 109 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:20,950 Coincidence? Maybe. 110 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,320 It also stands for gigantic tool. 111 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:25,620 Coincidence? I don't think so. 112 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,520 You know, I was even GT in elementary school, but they didn't call it that 113 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,160 then. They called it the dolphin group. But only 10 % of the kids were in the 114 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,500 dolphin group. The other 90 % were in the tortoise group. 115 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,300 You don't have to be a dolphin to figure that one out. 116 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,040 You know the worst thing about living with a dolphin? 117 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,320 His blowhole. 118 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,780 Sammy's taking after his father. 119 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,680 Hey, look, can I pick him up from school tomorrow? 120 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,600 Oh, yeah. As soon as the kid starts doing well, that's when the daddy steps 121 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,540 I have always taken a strong interest in Sammy's education. 122 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,360 You will draw me a map so I know where the school is, right? 123 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:10,120 Yes. Just don't make a big deal about Sammy being the teacher's pet. I don't 124 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,680 think Logan got as much attention as Sam. 125 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:14,180 Ooh, tortoise group. That's got to hurt. 126 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,360 Hey, Greg, hey. 127 00:06:21,530 --> 00:06:22,910 Jimmy, hey, what are you doing here? 128 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:26,690 Christine wanted me to come down and get Logan. She thinks the teacher was 129 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,950 paying him less attention than Sammy. Get out of here. 130 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:31,910 Hey, there's my big guy. 131 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:36,930 What are you doing? Hi, you must be Miss Brooke. I'm Greg Warner. I'm Sam's 132 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,150 father. Oh, nice to meet you. 133 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:41,570 Sammy is such a special little boy. He did great again today. We really love 134 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:43,290 him. Yeah, well, we really love you. 135 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:47,210 In fact, you remind me of a teacher I once had in GT English. 136 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:49,050 I was gifted and talented. 137 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,800 Sam sure is a terrific little guy. 138 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:57,820 In fact, today, Sammy, you're the winner of our superstar award because you 139 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:58,820 really shine. 140 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:00,119 There you go. 141 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,520 Come here, my little superstar. 142 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:06,620 We'll take you to the house. Hey, Miss Brooke. Hi, I'm Jimmy Hughes. I'm 143 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:09,880 father. Oh, hello. Nice to meet you. Hey, how you doing? So how's Logan 144 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,860 Logan's been doing great. He's very, very special. A joy to teach. 145 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,240 Oh, that's great. I'm so glad to hear it. 146 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,860 Logan, your daddy's here. 147 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,950 Hi. That's not Logan. 148 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:23,150 Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. 149 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:25,970 You know, it's just been a few days and we're all still getting to know each 150 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:26,970 other. 151 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:28,470 So which one is he? 152 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,730 He's in the red shirt. 153 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:31,170 Oh, yes. 154 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:33,410 Logan, he's wonderful. 155 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,250 Yeah, yeah, just give me my kid. 156 00:07:40,890 --> 00:07:47,810 You were right, okay? 157 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:48,950 You were right. 158 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:51,750 Miss Brooke was all... over, Tammy. She couldn't care less about Logan. 159 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:53,130 Oh, Jimmy. 160 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:58,350 Oh, uh, not, not you, Miss Brooke. Another Miss Brooke. Miss Brooke 161 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:06,110 And not you, Logan. Uh, Logan's... Run. Run, Logan, run. Run outside of your 162 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,870 bed. There you go. Go, go. 163 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:09,390 Run. Yes. 164 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,450 Hey, Dominic, why don't you, why don't you go keep an eye on your brother, 165 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:15,410 Did you get me a present like you promised? 166 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,410 Yeah. 167 00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:23,870 Yeah, yes, I did. But this present is hidden out in the yard. You've got to go 168 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:24,870 find it. 169 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:34,510 I couldn't 170 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:35,249 believe it. 171 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,830 Why would the teacher just ignore Logan like that? 172 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:42,750 Maybe there's something about the Hughes family that just makes teachers not 173 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:43,609 like us. 174 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,550 Like a scent we give off or something. 175 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:48,330 You know how animals get those... 176 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:55,470 You know, Freeman Holmes, the Farron Holmes, the Furman, the... Maybe it's 177 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:56,470 because we're stupid. 178 00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:01,010 Look, Jimmy, this has nothing to do with us or Logan. 179 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:02,510 It's Kim. 180 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:07,050 Think about it. The cookies for the class, dressing Sammy in those cutesy 181 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:10,130 clothes, making a teacher's portrait out of macaroni. 182 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:13,510 Kim's brown -nosing this book to get Sam more attention than the other kids. 183 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:17,050 Oh, please, Christine, I don't think Kim would purposefully go out of her way 184 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:18,029 and... Jimmy, Jimmy. 185 00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:21,470 She's not doing that stuff because it's fun, okay? Kim has always been like 186 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:25,430 this. She's such a butt kisser that, well, if Miss Brooks stopped short, 187 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,430 whole head would disappear. 188 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:35,730 Oh. Oh, Logan. Uh, no, sweetie, not your Aunt Kim. No, no, no. 189 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:36,950 Another Kim. 190 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:38,570 Uh, who lives in the forest. 191 00:09:39,170 --> 00:09:42,650 And... Ugh, grow it. Think what you want. 192 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:46,730 Check it out. Look who got the Superstar Award today. 193 00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:48,950 Wow. Good for you, Sammy. 194 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:53,770 Look at the sticker, Kim. It's not just a regular sticker. It's a hologram. 195 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:54,729 They're expensive. 196 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:57,730 Miss Brooke's not going to be just giving these away willy -nilly, not on a 197 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:58,730 teacher's salary. 198 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:01,350 I'm telling you, Kim, we got a great kid here. 199 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:03,950 Hey, 200 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,050 you. 201 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:06,830 We need to talk. 202 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:09,690 What, is something wrong? Well, it has come to our attention that there's a 203 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:12,770 situation that needs to be taken care of, and we're just hoping that we can 204 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:13,910 really... Stop talking up to Miss Brooke. 205 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:15,190 Okay, we'll do it your way. 206 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:17,509 talking about? 207 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:20,670 Miss Brooke pays all kinds of attention to Sam and barely notices the other kids 208 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:23,950 and it's all happening because of all the extra brown nosy stuff you do. 209 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,190 I'm not brown nosing. Really? 210 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,510 What about these sandwiches, huh? Who are these for? 211 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,770 Those are for our dinner. 212 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:38,330 Little cream cheese and jelly sandwiches in the shapes of smiley faces. 213 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,030 Greg loves them. 214 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:42,750 Really? 215 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,220 Is that the lactose -free cream cheese? 216 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,040 Right. Because you know how my stomach... Greg. 217 00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:56,220 Look, Kim, this is just like in high school, okay? You were such a suck -up 218 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,240 everything was handed to you on a silver platter, and because of that, no one 219 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:03,040 ever paid any attention to me. Hey, I got attention because I worked hard. 220 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,200 You never lifted a finger in school, except when you lifted two. 221 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:14,050 apologize for any of this. Those sandwiches are for the kids. 222 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,310 Great, great. 223 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,570 Admit it after I went ahead and ate one. 224 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:22,890 Oh, man, I got trouble brewing already. Stupid lactose. 225 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,990 This isn't butt kissing, Christine. 226 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:29,410 This is being a passionate, involved, enthusiastic mother. 227 00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:33,570 Instead of me doing less, maybe you should do more. How can I do what you 228 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:36,010 Kim? I mean, you have a special gift for sucking up. 229 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,710 You're like the ass whisperer. 230 00:11:44,359 --> 00:11:45,359 Look. 231 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:50,360 I'm sorry if Logan isn't getting enough attention. 232 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:53,800 But this isn't my problem. This is between you and the teacher. Yeah, well, 233 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,440 believe me, I got a few words for her, too. 234 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,000 Look, guys, I'm sorry I went down this way. 235 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,480 She's very upset. 236 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,980 No, but come on. We're all family. 237 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,780 You know, we should be able to talk this thing out. You know, we're in this 238 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:09,780 together. 239 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,500 You know what one of us has? We should all have. 240 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,200 Share and share alike. 241 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,900 You know, ours is yours, and what's yours is ours. Oh, for God's sake, just 242 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:25,900 a sandwich. Thank you. 243 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,220 Okay, 244 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,500 Sammy, you be a good boy. Have fun at school. 245 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:40,060 There goes Sammy, searching for something challenging to do. 246 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,520 While all these other little kids mindlessly play with their toys. 247 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,340 Their poor parents. 248 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,900 Maybe they just need some guidance, you know? 249 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,260 Hey, little guy. 250 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,500 How are you? 251 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:58,120 Look, you see this? If you change these two blocks, switch them up like that, it 252 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,280 spells the word nectar. 253 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,740 Yeah, that's another word for juice. 254 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,680 Poor little fella doesn't even know what I'm talking about. 255 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,200 Nothing. 256 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,140 Looks like some sort of arts and crafts project. 257 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:24,600 It's a macaroni portrait of Miss Brooke, okay? Are you happy? We're sucking up. 258 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:28,060 Yeah, scoot your little noses over. We're coming in. 259 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:30,580 What you got there? 260 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,700 Oh, it's just a little ham for the kids. 261 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:37,860 You brought a bunch of nursery school kids a honey -glazed ham. 262 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:41,720 Unless they've seen the movie Babe, then it's going to be a big pink turkey. 263 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,080 I'm not really proud of you, Christine. 264 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:47,390 The old Christine would have come down here full of fire and brimstone just 265 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,390 looking for a fight. 266 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:51,010 But you came down here to do what's best for Logan's future. 267 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,370 Yeah, well, you catch more flies with honey, right? 268 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,950 Or honey -glazed ham. 269 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,850 Oh, hello, everybody. Hi. 270 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,630 Here, this portrait's for you. 271 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:05,590 Yeah, we also brought a ham for the kids for snack time. 272 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,130 Oh, my goodness, that's a whole ham. 273 00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:09,770 Thank you so much. 274 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:13,390 And if you ever need any extra help with the kids, please, just... 275 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,600 Let me know. 276 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:15,660 Perfect. 277 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,540 All right, Logan, go ahead and play. 278 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,440 Hey there, Sam. 279 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,280 How you doing, handsome? 280 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:26,100 Hey, we're going to start in a minute. Maybe you can be the class leader and 281 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:30,320 help round up all the kids. In fact, I'm going to make you my special helper all 282 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,640 day. How does that sound, Sammy? 283 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:35,780 You'll be Miss Brooks' special little boy. Okay, Miss Brooks, that's enough. 284 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,620 What? This. 285 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:41,340 All of this. It's enough already. We need to talk in your office. 286 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,920 Oh, well. 287 00:14:43,569 --> 00:14:45,750 Okay. Uh, Eleanor, I'll be right back. 288 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:49,950 And Sammy, while I'm gone, will you be Eleanor's special little... Norman, 289 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:50,950 you give it a rest? 290 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,730 I can't believe she's still ignoring Logan. 291 00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,890 Kim, maybe we should just give it a little more time. 292 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:03,470 Yeah, it's only our first day of kissing up. You guys have been smooching away a 293 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,470 whole week. 294 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:06,110 This is ridiculous. 295 00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:08,090 So, what did you need to talk about? 296 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:11,770 Miss Brooke, Greg and I are glad that you love Sam, but you're forgetting the 297 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:12,770 rest of the class. 298 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,590 What does a kid like Logan have to do to get a little attention around here? 299 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:19,190 Yeah, his poor father brought you half a pig for crying out loud. 300 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,030 I'm afraid I don't understand. 301 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:27,210 Look, you're a young teacher. You're bound to make mistakes. 302 00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:31,410 But you can't focus on only one child just because he's gifted. 303 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:35,190 Yeah, it's like you're doting on the star and ignoring all the regular 304 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,270 Regular children? 305 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,470 What does that spoke to me? 306 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:43,790 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a bad thing. It's just that every class is 307 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:47,710 have children with a basic range of abilities. Some lower, some higher, some 308 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:51,830 higher than that. And we understand that teaching Sam might be a little more 309 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:56,770 rewarding. But, sweetheart, you've got to get under those tall trees and shine 310 00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:58,210 some light on the shrubs. 311 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,930 Are you calling my kid a shrub? 312 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,290 Jimmy, that's a metaphor. 313 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:08,310 Sorry, he didn't go to college, so metaphors are like... 314 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,900 Can I say something here? 315 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,600 Sure. I give Sam more attention because he doesn't have any friends. 316 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,580 Ouch. 317 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,060 Excuse me? Sam is still adjusting to being without his mother, and he's had 318 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,360 trouble socially. 319 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,920 Logan, on the other hand, is flourishing. He's one of the most 320 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,400 class. He doesn't need any extra attention. 321 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:35,140 Yeah, well, we've always made a point of not giving him any extra attention at 322 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,140 home. 323 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,380 We haven't taken his picture in ten months. 324 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,380 Miss Brooke, why didn't you call us? We would have come down here immediately. 325 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:47,780 Actually, that's why I didn't call. We wanted Sammy to get through this without 326 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:48,980 you and become more independent. 327 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,780 Well, I'm sure if I just spent a couple of hours with him, I could teach him to 328 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,780 be more independent. 329 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:58,180 Mrs. Warner, it's really not that big of a deal. Sammy just needs to learn to 330 00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,240 interact a little bit more. 331 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:05,579 Yeah, it just, you know, sounds like the tall tree just needs to... 332 00:17:06,070 --> 00:17:09,130 Bend down and introduce himself to a couple of shrubs. 333 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,750 Metaphorically speaking. 334 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:22,329 Hey, anybody else want a ham sandwich? The kids hardly put a dent in this 335 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:24,930 Unless somebody did put a crayon in it. 336 00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:30,010 I wonder why Sammy's having so much trouble adjusting socially. 337 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,050 Well, maybe I've been too involved with him. 338 00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:34,770 And now he's gotten so attached to me that he hasn't learned how to make 339 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:35,770 friends. 340 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800 Yeah, I wonder if you really screwed him up. 341 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:44,080 I mean, we... Of course, I'm at work most of the time. 342 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,000 But that's not your fault. 343 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:49,180 We're in this together. 344 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:55,200 Hey, hey, you guys, come on. You can't sit around moping and blaming each other 345 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,480 and wondering whether or not you screwed up. 346 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,320 Of course you screwed up. 347 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,880 But we all do. That's just what parenting is. 348 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:07,030 Yeah, you know, it's like driving with the blindfold on. You know, you veer off 349 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:09,270 course, you hit some gravel, you make an adjustment. 350 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,870 You veer off course again, you make another adjustment. 351 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:15,250 Again, this is just metaphorically speaking. 352 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:19,310 Actually, that's not a metaphor. That's a simile. 353 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,330 Yeah, well, my kid's got friends. 354 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:29,230 Look, you guys, the teacher said it herself. It's not a big deal. 355 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,650 I mean, everything's going to be fine. You guys are great parents. 356 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:33,410 Thanks. 357 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,970 Don't worry about Sammy. I mean, he'll be up to speed with Logan in no time. 358 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,550 Up to speed with Logan? 359 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:46,610 Logan thinks the goat says moo. 360 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:52,270 Maybe Sammy's having trouble with his social skills because I spent too much 361 00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:53,189 time with him. 362 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,690 Yeah, but that was quality time. 363 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,070 I taught Sammy a lot. 364 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:59,590 No, he's very smart because of you. And when it comes to this whole friend 365 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,510 thing, who's to say he's not just being selective? 366 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,260 I'm sure he'll be very popular in no time. 367 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,160 Up to speed with Logan. Can you believe that? 368 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,380 I know. 369 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,960 Sometimes Logan walks into a corner and just stands there until I turn him 370 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,960 around. 371 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,460 Yeah, the kid thinks that the number that comes after three is purple. 372 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,300 Up to speed with Logan. 373 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,220 Oh, not you, Logan. A different Logan. 374 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,350 You see my teeth? 375 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,930 I think Dominic's playing with them out in the backyard. 376 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,030 Rolling down. 377 00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:47,030 Pearl Highway. 378 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,730 The big nest right out of my side. 379 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:55,990 Standing in the wind blowing hot from the north. We were born to ride. 380 00:19:57,590 --> 00:19:59,310 I love L .A. 381 00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:20,630 I need my keys buddy. 382 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,490 Oh, here. 383 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,370 Hey, you want your daddy to bring you something home tonight? 384 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,190 How about a redhead? 385 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:29,550 What?