1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,780 What are you guys doing here? 2 00:00:04,980 --> 00:00:06,000 Waiting for breakfast. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,920 Where are your parents? 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,080 They told us to come in here and wait quietly till you got up. 5 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:19,880 Can you believe this? Jimmy and Christine just send their kids in here 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,300 feed them while they sleep half the day away. Greg. 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,340 No, no, Kim. I'm sorry. This has gone too far. 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,240 Uncle Greg is just angry because he couldn't sleep in like your parents. 9 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:32,950 My parents aren't sleeping. 10 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:34,410 What are they doing? 11 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:35,990 Practicing wrestling. 12 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:37,030 Just 13 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:44,010 make them eggs 14 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:45,310 and nothing for me, thank you. 15 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,120 Where are they? I knew we were going to be waiting on them. 16 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:18,140 Christine said they were going to say hi to Dominic's teacher and then swing by 17 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,140 the face -panning booth. 18 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:21,640 Hey, honey, why don't you try to win something for Sammy? 19 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,240 I can't win those games, Kim. They're all rigged. Yeah, I'm sure that's what 20 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,240 they teach them in third grade. 21 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,000 How to be shifty carnies. 22 00:01:30,060 --> 00:01:32,580 I'm just saying these booths weren't built to lose money. 23 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,600 Would you like to play, sir? 24 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,060 Sure, what do I have to do? 25 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:38,480 Try to throw a ping -pong ball into the fishbowl. 26 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:40,700 Great, what do I win? 27 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:43,730 A fish? 28 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:48,030 No, thanks. 29 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:50,590 Greg, come on. You could win. 30 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:51,628 It looks easy. 31 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:54,590 Kim, of course I could win, but then I would have a fish. How is that winning? 32 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:56,770 If it was a fish sandwich, I'd play. 33 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,270 I think it'd be great for Sammy to have a pet. 34 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:02,550 He's two, Kim. He doesn't need a pet. 35 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:08,270 Sammy, would you like to have your very own fish that you can watch swim around 36 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:10,229 in a really cool fish bowl? 37 00:02:15,989 --> 00:02:21,010 See? Sammy, would you like a beer? They're yummy and delicious and fun to 38 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:27,190 Okay, I'll go get him a fish. You grab him a cold Schlitz. 39 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:31,850 Funny. Look, it's never too early for a kid to have a pet. Didn't you ever have 40 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:33,010 a goldfish? No, Kim. 41 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:36,570 Never? No, I don't get it. It's a fish. They're stupid. 42 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:40,170 They have no memory. They just swim around in circles all day like, oh, my 43 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:41,230 a castle. 44 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:44,720 Oh, look. Look, there's that castle again. 45 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,180 A castle! 46 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:53,120 Well, I think he'd like it. A pet teaches a child a lot of things. 47 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,860 They learn responsibility, nurturing, how animals live and the effect people 48 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:58,859 have on them. 49 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:01,760 In fact, I was reading this article the other day that said that by the time a 50 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,220 child reaches the age of four... Okay, okay, okay. I didn't know you were going 51 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:05,220 to filibuster. 52 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:07,980 We'll take a fish. 53 00:03:08,220 --> 00:03:10,340 You can't just buy it. You have to win it. 54 00:03:12,079 --> 00:03:13,500 Chill it with the attitude, okay? 55 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,300 Okay, that was close. Try again. 56 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,640 This is pathetic. You're just missing on purpose. 57 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,200 Kim, it is a lot harder than it looks. Now, be quiet. I'm down to my last ball. 58 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,040 Hey, guys. Hey, Jimmy. You got a little something right here. 59 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:40,900 I'm a rock star. 60 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,410 You guys ready to get out of here? 61 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:46,950 Well, I can't leave until I win a fish, and it's impossible. 62 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:49,910 The balls are so slippery, they're just bouncing all over the place. 63 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:01,370 Don't worry, buddy. When we get to that booth where you have to do long 64 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:03,950 division, you're definitely going to win that big stuffed dog. 65 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:10,130 Hey, do you guys ever wonder what it would be like if fish ruled the earth? 66 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,440 You know, you'd think they'd go to a human store and buy a big bag full of 67 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:19,320 people and then sit against stickers in this, you know, big tank of air and sit 68 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,100 and watch us in their water -filled houses. 69 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,860 Jimmy, could you please not use those kinds of words around the children? 70 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,520 What word? The stupid one. 71 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:31,180 Hey, it's all set up. 72 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:32,960 Does the fish have a name yet? 73 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:36,420 Well, maybe we should call him Jimmy since he's worth about a quarter and 74 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,740 in a house he didn't pay for. 75 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,460 Everyone has a good time making fun of Jimmy, but could we please not do it in 76 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:46,100 front of my kids? I want them to look at their father with some respect. 77 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,000 Why don't you start by washing off that stupid clown makeup? 78 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:52,580 I am a rock star! 79 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,640 Hey, Sammy, what do you want to name your fish? 80 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:04,440 Yeah, you're fishy. What do you want to name your fishy? 81 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:09,360 No, Sam, I know it's a fish, but what do you want to name it? 82 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,680 Okay, yeah, I know it's a fish, Sam. Greg, you're kidding, right? 83 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,040 All right, fishy it is. 84 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:24,120 He really likes it. Yeah, he sure does. 85 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:27,560 Remember how he didn't want to get it? 86 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,240 Yeah, this morning, yeah, I remember that. 87 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,320 Remember how I thought it would be a good idea? 88 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,640 Yeah, yeah. 89 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,820 He sure likes it. 90 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,980 And to think we all... Greg, please don't make this our whole day. Just tell 91 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:41,980 she was right. 92 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,720 Good morning. 93 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,360 Hey, hey, what are you doing? 94 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:52,820 Just getting some breakfast. What are you... Where's the fish? 95 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,140 Shh. 96 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,760 Don't talk about the F -I -S -H. 97 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,980 Oh, no. Is he D -E -A -D already? 98 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,040 Yes. What happened? 99 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:05,900 I think he drowned. 100 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:14,890 I'll take this one. But in a few years, you have to take where the babies come 101 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:18,710 from. Oh, no, no, no. I think the father should handle where the babies come 102 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:19,710 from. 103 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:23,730 If you do this, I'll take why does Joshua have two mommies. Deal. 104 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:28,270 Yeah, fishy, huh? 105 00:06:29,810 --> 00:06:31,850 Fishy is gone. 106 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:34,050 But we can get a different fishy. 107 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:36,950 Daddy can go to the store and buy you a brand new fishy. 108 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,330 You want a new fishy? 109 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,870 Yeah? And some candy. 110 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:43,910 Lots of candy. 111 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:45,230 Yeah. 112 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:49,650 Hey, that's my good guy. Look how happy he is. That was easy, huh? 113 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:52,190 Well, I'm going to get some juice. I'm late for work. 114 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:54,750 You okay, buddy? 115 00:06:55,670 --> 00:07:00,590 Because it's all right to be sad. It's a very sad thing that Fishy is gone. 116 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:02,610 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? 117 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:08,430 It's all right if you want to cry, honey. Do you want to cry? 118 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:10,830 Kim, can I... want to cry. Can I talk to you? 119 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:14,850 What? What? 120 00:07:15,090 --> 00:07:16,090 What are you doing? 121 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:18,830 I'm consoling our son. He doesn't need consoling. 122 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,170 Greg, I think we need to talk to Sam about this. This is one of the reasons 123 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,990 get pets for children, so they learn how to handle death. 124 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:28,230 Kim, I already talked to him. He's fine with it. Yeah, yeah, I heard you. You 125 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,230 did a lovely job. 126 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,750 I guess when one of his grandparents dies, you'll tell him that you'll go to 127 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:34,130 store, buy him a brand new grandma and a big bag of Skittles. 128 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:38,710 If grandmas cost a quarter, you bet your ass I will. 129 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:42,710 I think he needs to deal with his true emotions. 130 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:46,190 But you're not dealing with his true emotions. You're trying to make him sad. 131 00:07:46,490 --> 00:07:49,610 Oh, Sammy, it's okay to cry. Why don't you just poke him in the eye? 132 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:55,290 I'm not trying to make him sad. He should be sad. I know I would be. But 133 00:07:55,290 --> 00:07:58,030 a girl. Girls cry at things. Boys are different. 134 00:07:58,370 --> 00:07:59,370 You cry. 135 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:01,230 I do not. 136 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:04,470 You cried at the end of that movie. 137 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:05,730 What was it called? 138 00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:10,750 Rudy. Oh, yeah, but that was a really tiny little guy, and he worked so hard 139 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,210 make the team, and his family was so proud of him. 140 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,370 Whatever. Look, I'm handling this my way. 141 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:21,670 No, you're not, Kim. 142 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:24,470 I was in charge of this fishy thing, and it's done. 143 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:29,850 Okay? I'm his father, and I have some say in this. You can handle Joshua and 144 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:33,250 lesbian moms however you want to. The fishy discussion is over. 145 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:38,549 Fishy is dead, Sam. 146 00:08:39,289 --> 00:08:41,110 When living things get old, they die. 147 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:44,410 And when they do, they can never, ever come back. 148 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:46,670 What are you doing? You're like a crazy, 149 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:49,110 crazy, crazy person. 150 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:53,150 Not in front of Sam. We'll talk about it tonight. 151 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:56,250 Oh, you bet we will, Kim. You bet we'll talk about it tonight, because I'm sick 152 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,670 and tired of not getting any respect in my own house. 153 00:09:14,199 --> 00:09:17,800 Kim, I'm just saying that he's very impressionable right now, and you're 154 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,600 emotional, and I love that about you. But sometimes I think you could be a 155 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,700 little more sensitive to the way I want to do things. 156 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:27,060 Hey, when you're done with that couch, I got a futon that could use a good 157 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:28,060 talking tome. 158 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:32,220 Shut up, I'm just practicing for an argument with Kim. 159 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,840 Oh, the dead fish. 160 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,440 How do you know about that? 161 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:39,580 Well, first of all, you didn't flush well enough. 162 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:43,940 When I looked between my legs this morning, I almost fainted. 163 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:52,080 Secondly, Christine called. It seems as if Kim has been stomping around the 164 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:52,939 house this morning. 165 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,940 She's mad? 166 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:57,720 Kim's mad? She has no right to be mad. She's the one that completely ignored 167 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:58,720 I felt. 168 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,480 I don't believe this. I can't wait to get home. 169 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,980 Are you sure you want to argue with her about this? Of course. 170 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:06,140 Why? 171 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,680 Well, for one thing, there's a football game on tonight that I'm sure you'd like 172 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,569 to watch. 173 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,570 And also, 174 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:14,550 I've seen you have a lot of arguments with Kim. 175 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:17,630 Well... What? 176 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:19,750 You never win. 177 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:25,650 I've won plenty of arguments with Kim. No, you haven't. And besides, the 178 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:30,110 arguments are usually about something small, but you almost always say 179 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,930 stupid that gets you in more trouble. I do not. 180 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:34,570 The diaper fight? 181 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:38,370 Kim, I was at work all day. I'm tired. 182 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,050 Well, maybe I'm tired, too. 183 00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:43,910 I took care of Sammy all day. I cleaned the house. I made dinner. And the only 184 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,910 reason I needed you to change Sam's diaper is because I was folding the 185 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,630 Yeah, but Kim, that's your job. 186 00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:52,290 What did you just say? 187 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:57,630 The rice pudding fight. 188 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:02,150 Look, Greg, I'm sorry if you don't like it, but that's just the way that I'm 189 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,150 used to doing it. 190 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,650 Now, my grandmother always put raisins in her rice pudding. 191 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:08,290 Well, you don't have to do things just because your grandmother does. 192 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:11,450 I mean, what's next? You're going to get a little turkey neck and grow a 193 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:12,450 mustache? 194 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:15,990 What did you just say? 195 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:21,130 It was a fight about the car keys. 196 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:25,490 I'll just do this. You take my keys and then you don't put them back where they 197 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:29,450 belong. I don't know what's so hard about... What? 198 00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:33,330 Here they are. 199 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:36,790 I must have taken them with me when Sammy and I walked to get ice cream. 200 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:39,270 You were right. I'm sorry. 201 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:42,870 Hey, I won that fight. 202 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:49,630 See, I don't like when we label things, you know? Your car, my car. 203 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:52,870 When you really think about it, we bought both of them with my money. 204 00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,250 What did you just say? 205 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,480 Okay, so I'm not that good at arguing. I don't remember you winning a lot of 206 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,480 fights with Christine. 207 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,800 I never win fights with Christine. Exactly. 208 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,520 So why should I listen to you? Because I lose on purpose. 209 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,300 What? 210 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,300 I take a dive. 211 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:22,000 Yeah, I immediately agree with her. I apologize for everything I've done, and 212 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,939 the fight is over. 213 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:23,940 But you lose. 214 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,820 We're men. We always lose. 215 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,280 I figure I might as well just give up so I can get to the make -up sex faster. 216 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,780 And she doesn't know you do this. She's clueless. 217 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,560 She's like my little puppet. 218 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:39,620 Well, I'm not taking a dive. I have a legitimate point here. 219 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,400 Okay, fine. You know, you go home. You spend the next four hours arguing. 220 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,620 Hey, you know what? Maybe you'll win this time. Yeah. 221 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:49,440 Maybe you'll be able to convince your wife that she's wrong about the way she 222 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,660 raises her child. Yeah. That should put her in a good mood. Yeah. 223 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,660 And you know the best thing about women? 224 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,020 They forget. 225 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,960 So as far as you're concerned, any time women are upset, men should just give 226 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,040 in. I mean, if everybody did that, Jimmy, what kind of world would this be? 227 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,760 Quiet. 228 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,200 Nice and quiet. 229 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:19,100 I'm just saying that if we treat death as a natural part of life, it'll be 230 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,500 easier for Sam later on. 231 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:23,140 Oh, that was good. 232 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,660 If we treat death... 233 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,199 Hey, Kim. 234 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:31,900 Hello, Jimmy. 235 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,000 Hi. Hi. 236 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,160 Christine took the kids to the park. I didn't think we should argue in front of 237 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,100 Sam, but I think we should talk about what happened this morning. 238 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,700 Yeah, about this morning. 239 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,320 You were right. 240 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:56,180 What? I was thinking about it, and you were right. I was wrong, and I'm sorry. 241 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:04,010 Oh, well... I think we should still... I think we should still talk because you 242 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,090 said some things this morning and... I was wrong. I hadn't thought it through 243 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:10,070 well as you had and now I realize that you were right. I don't think there's 244 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,230 anything more to talk about. I really am sorry. 245 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:16,490 Thank you. 246 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,410 Hey, isn't there a football game on tonight? 247 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,100 Yeah, I think there is. 248 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,680 Why don't you turn it on? I'll go make you guys some snacks. 249 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,040 Dance, puppet. 250 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,340 Dance. 251 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,440 I don't like fighting with you. 252 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,920 Me either. Let's not have a fight again. 253 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,480 But then we can't make up. 254 00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,530 Well, maybe we should fight a little. 255 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:05,250 Hey, I was thinking maybe on Saturday we could all go to the pet store and pick 256 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,250 out a new pet for Sam. 257 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,850 Really? 258 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,690 I mean, what if it dies? 259 00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,550 What do you mean? 260 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,250 I just don't want to go through all that again. 261 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:15,710 All what? 262 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,410 Like the biting. 263 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,870 Well, why would we fight? 264 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,730 You said you agreed with me. 265 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:24,870 I did. I do. 266 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,530 So, if his new pet dies, we'll handle it my way. 267 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,050 Yeah, we'll see. 268 00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:34,930 What do you mean, we'll see? 269 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:38,350 Well, it's just every situation is different. I mean, with this fish, you 270 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:41,950 absolutely right. But with a different fish, you could be dead wrong. Get over 271 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:42,950 here. Greg! 272 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,910 Did you think I was right or not? 273 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,450 No. 274 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:56,260 What? No, Kim, I don't think you were right. You want to know why? Because you 275 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:59,420 were wrong. You were making it worse by trying to make him feel sad. I was 276 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,740 right, Kim. I was right. 277 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:04,100 I don't believe this. If you didn't agree with me, then why did you 278 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,560 I took a dive. 279 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:14,580 What? I took a dive. I didn't want to argue anymore, so I just agreed with 280 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:16,740 You lied to me? 281 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:20,120 I never win any of our arguments anyway, so why should I waste our time? 282 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:21,960 Because we're married. 283 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,340 We're raising a child together. 284 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,000 Now, we each have opinions about things, and we should respect each other enough 285 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 to listen to them. 286 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:32,580 Kim, you are blowing this way out of proportion. I mean, look at you. Your 287 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:35,340 is all tensed up. This is exactly why you're getting those wrinkles on your 288 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,340 forehead. 289 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,180 What did you just say? 290 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,120 Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 291 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,060 What's wrong with you? Your sister. That's what's wrong with me. 292 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,400 You guys still fighting about that stupid fish? 293 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,080 Oh, we've moved on from that. 294 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,160 Why don't you just do what Jimmy does? 295 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:58,540 Take a dive. 296 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,720 Wait a second. You know about that? 297 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,760 Well, of course I do. What, do you think I'm stupid? 298 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:08,300 And you don't care that he just agrees with you so he doesn't have to argue? 299 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,980 I mean, you're like his little puppet. 300 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,200 Oh, please. 301 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,359 I win all the arguments and get to the makeup sex faster. 302 00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,500 If you're looking for a puppet, you might want to check your buddy Jimmy for 303 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,500 strings. 304 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:22,510 And Kim's all upset because she thinks I lied to her. 305 00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:23,930 You know what? 306 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,609 You should go up there and do it again. 307 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,910 What? Take another dive. 308 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:30,930 Say that she was right and that you never should have agreed with her just 309 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,090 get out of an argument and that you're sorry. 310 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:36,070 I can't do that. I can't take another dive. That's what she's mad at. Yeah, 311 00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:37,070 that's why it's perfect. 312 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,830 See? She'll never expect it. I mean, plus, what do you think? She's up there 313 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,010 waiting for you to tell her that she's wrong? 314 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,170 Uh -uh. People just want to hear that they're right. 315 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:47,070 I'm not going to do it again. I'm not going to keep lying to Kim to avoid 316 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:48,070 confrontation. 317 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,480 It's not healthy. It's just going to lead to a lot of resentment and pent -up 318 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,480 anger. 319 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,940 You know what? You're absolutely right. I'm sorry. 320 00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:58,320 Well, thank you. Actually, I think you're wrong, but you see how well that 321 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,320 works? 322 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,440 You are sick. You and your husband are both sick. 323 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:05,360 You can't have a relationship built on fear and deception. 324 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,260 I mean, Kim was right. I did a horrible thing. 325 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:11,940 I showed her no respect, and she has every right to be mad. 326 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,540 Hi. 327 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,340 Hey. Hey, um, you fill up the car while you're out? 328 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,340 No, the warning light wasn't on yet. 329 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:27,940 Jimmy, you can't wait for the light to come on. I gotta take the kids for a 330 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,960 checkup at 8 o 'clock tomorrow morning. Now I gotta stop for gas? 331 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,340 Wait a minute, why do I always have to be the one who fills up the car? You use 332 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:38,200 the car way more than I do. I don't know why you can't just... You know what, 333 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,080 you're right. You are absolutely right. 334 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,160 I will go fill up the car right now. 335 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,920 Thank you. And, um, while you're out, why don't you pick up some wine? 336 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:48,470 Meet you in the bedroom? 337 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,670 Oh. 338 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,070 Sounds like a plan. 339 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,110 Dad. 340 00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,510 Puppet. Dad. 341 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:07,750 Hey. What? 342 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:13,010 Listen, um, I was just downstairs talking to Christine, and you're not 343 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,010 believe this. 344 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:17,410 She actually suggested that I come up here and take a dive again just so I 345 00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:18,550 didn't have to argue with you. 346 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,290 But I'm not going to do it because it's wrong. 347 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:23,990 And I know it's wrong. 348 00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,590 And I know we're going to have arguments. 349 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,610 And I know we need to have arguments. 350 00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:32,390 But I love and respect you too much to disagree with you all the time. 351 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:38,270 I guess what I'm trying to say is that you were right. I'm sorry. 352 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,380 What, do you think I'm an idiot? 353 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:49,840 What? You think you can come up here, tell me that you're not going to take a 354 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,060 dive and then take a dive? 355 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,700 No, Kim, I really do. I think you're right. 356 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,820 Whatever. I do, Kim, I do. I really think you're right. 357 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:02,080 Don't be like this. We're going to be up arguing about this all night and I 358 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,620 can't do that. Unlike you, some of us have jobs. 359 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:28,530 Did you ever wonder what would happen if fish ruled the earth? 360 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:34,830 Do you think they would go to a human store, buy a bag full of people, and put 361 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:38,590 us in a big tank of air so they could sit and watch us in their water -filled 362 00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,590 houses? 363 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:44,810 Do you think they'd take care of us, love us like we do them? 364 00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,830 I'd like to think they would. 365 00:20:49,570 --> 00:20:52,850 Yes, I'd like to think they would.