1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:01,640 How's the studying going? 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,380 College chemistry, it's really hard. 3 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:08,420 It sure is. I remember my first college class. It's tough. I bet you wish you'd 4 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:11,100 have studied a little more in high school instead of picking on those of us 5 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:13,180 did, huh? Not so funny now, is it? 6 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,440 No, no, that's still fun. 7 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:24,740 Man, I've got such a big test tomorrow, I have no idea how I'm going to remember 8 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:25,558 all this stuff. 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,620 Well, you know what I used to do in college? I would take large pieces of 10 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:31,900 information like this and turn them into little songs and then sing them as I'd 11 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:36,820 go down the hallway. For instance, like, one hydrogen, two helium, three 12 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:38,660 lithium, four beryllium. 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,220 I'm guessing in college you weren't having a lot of sex. 14 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,000 Hey, I did all right for myself. 15 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,760 Yeah, I'm guessing you did all right by yourself. 16 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:05,590 What's all that? I thought we'd clean out the closets today and get rid of 17 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:06,730 of the clothes we never wear. 18 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:09,370 Hey, you're throwing out all my vests. 19 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:11,650 Yeah. 20 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:15,450 Well, I figure you got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them up 21 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,450 and burn them. 22 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:19,150 Look, Frank, if you want to keep any of this stuff, you're going to have to 23 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:20,630 narrow it down or I'm throwing it all away. 24 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:24,530 Okay, but you don't have to talk to me like I'm some teenager. Oh, you are so 25 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:26,090 not throwing away my members only jacket. 26 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:34,230 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:38,550 What? The wedding invitation Kim gave me to send to her friend Julie Grimes. 28 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:40,530 Guess I must have forgot to mail it. 29 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,330 Maybe you should have written a song about it. 30 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:47,610 One, buy a stamp. Two, lick the stamp. Three, stick it on. 31 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:54,050 Kim is going to kill me. 32 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,910 Well, what's the big deal? It was five years ago. 33 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,310 Yeah, but the fact that Julie never responded broke up their friendship. 34 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,810 she's going to think I did this on purpose. 35 00:02:01,090 --> 00:02:02,430 Why? Well, I guess... 36 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,870 I guess I kind of hated Julie. She always thought she was so funny, and she 37 00:02:05,870 --> 00:02:08,110 wasn't. Really? Kim always says you're hilarious. 38 00:02:08,430 --> 00:02:12,510 I know. That's what drove me crazy. Kim thought she was so funny. She wasn't. I 39 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:13,970 wish I'd have never tried on this jacket. 40 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:17,330 But damn, it still looks good on me, huh? 41 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:21,670 Hey, hey, Christine. 42 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,790 I bought a whole case of beef jerky at Price Club, and guess what they gave me 43 00:02:25,790 --> 00:02:26,790 for free? 44 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:28,070 Uh, heart disease? 45 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:33,850 No. Two tickets to the stock car races. It's this afternoon. What do you say? 46 00:02:34,510 --> 00:02:36,510 Oh, honey, I'd love to, but I got to study. 47 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,310 That's not what you would have said in high school. 48 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:41,890 Yeah, which is why I'm a 31 -year -old college student. 49 00:02:44,170 --> 00:02:47,670 Look, Jimmy, if I keep screwing up by the time I graduate, I'm going to be so 50 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:50,650 old, I'll be more interested in having a BM than a BA. 51 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:55,790 I can't believe this. I'm totally going to suck. 52 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:58,230 All right, Greg, let's go. 53 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:02,770 The roar of the engines, the smell of the fuel, the excitement of the crowd. 54 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:04,350 Yeah, all sounds bad. Sorry. 55 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,150 Wait a minute. So I have to go by myself? 56 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,390 Well, why don't you take Dominic? 57 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:11,170 Dominic? Really? You think he's old enough? 58 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:12,930 Old enough for what? To do this? 59 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:19,030 You know what? Maybe I will ask him. I wasn't much older than Dominic when my 60 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,310 dad took me to my first car race. 61 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:22,670 Dominic! 62 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:26,850 Yeah, you know what? This will be great. It'll be a little father -son day out. 63 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,040 Hey, you want to go to a car race with Daddy? 64 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,760 Cool. All right, great. Now, listen. 65 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:35,660 Before we go, I want you to know that during the race, there could be a big 66 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:39,320 wreck. It could be very loud, and there could be lots of fire. 67 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,260 But it doesn't happen every time, so I don't want you to get your hopes up. 68 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:49,860 Hey, we're back! 69 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:53,740 Place was packed, but we lucked out. We got seats right down front. 70 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:55,140 Yeah, it... 71 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:02,800 take out your earplugs what take out your 72 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:07,260 dominic where are the earplugs i gave you 73 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:41,390 You're still studying, huh? 74 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,730 Yeah, I really want to do well on the test. 75 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:47,250 Well, maybe we should go in the bedroom. You know, I'll play college professor 76 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,710 and you can play student who needs an A on her test. 77 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:55,510 Well, the only problem with that is you're a security guard and I actually 78 00:04:55,510 --> 00:04:56,510 need an A on the test. 79 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:01,070 Well, Christine, you've been studying all day. You already missed the car 80 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:04,590 You know, I heard somewhere that the human brain can only absorb so much. 81 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,630 Anything more than like four hours a day is a total waste. 82 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,240 crazy, Jimmy. You must have heard that wrong. 83 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,100 I didn't hear it wrong. I made it up. 84 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,380 I just want to have sex. 85 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,520 It's been a whole week, Christine. 86 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:20,780 A week. 87 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,040 Jimmy, you're not the only one who likes sex, okay? But I have to study. I 88 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,100 really do want to get an A. 89 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,500 All right. 90 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:33,560 But if you decide you'd rather have an F, you know where to find me. 91 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:46,840 I was 92 00:05:46,840 --> 00:06:02,740 going 93 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:06,580 to tell her. It's just she's been in a really bad mood today. 94 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,040 Okay, so I'm scared of a 90 -pound woman. You happy? 95 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,720 Honey, you remember Julie Grimes? 96 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,480 Who? No one. 97 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,360 He said Julie Grimes. 98 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,280 Oh, yeah. 99 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,840 Julie Grimes. What about her? 100 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,900 Well, I was just remembering how you guys used to be friends, and now you're 101 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,500 not, and I'm sure none of us can even remember why. 102 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,440 Well, she was supposed to be my friend, and she blew off our wedding. 103 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,040 Well, I almost blew off our wedding. You're still friends with me? 104 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:42,950 Greg, why are we even talking about Julie Grimes? 105 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,830 Well, I was just, I don't know, I was just cleaning out under the sink and 106 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:50,610 was a lot of gunk under there, so I got to thinking how some people, you know, 107 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:55,510 say instead of gunk, they say grime, which, you know, naturally reminded me 108 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:57,590 Julie Grimes. 109 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:01,150 You cleaned under the sink? 110 00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:03,990 It was filthy under there. Thank you so much. 111 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:09,950 You know you gotta clean it up. I know what I gotta do. 112 00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:17,830 You think you know all the words? Yeah. All right, cool. Now let's see if you 113 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:18,830 can do them by yourself. 114 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:20,010 I've got to go to class. 115 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:24,570 There's a frozen lasagna for dinner, and I need to pick up a prescription for 116 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:25,570 Logan. 117 00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:28,170 And while you're out, do you mind getting Dominic's haircut? He really 118 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:31,230 one. Yeah, yeah, I've got it covered. Now listen, you've got to listen to what 119 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,470 taught Dominic. Go ahead, buddy. 120 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:35,670 There's Peter on my Peter flick. Ta -da! 121 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,740 Great, honey. 122 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,280 Why don't you go get ready for school? 123 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,740 Nice work, buddy. Hey, this afternoon I'll teach you a little ditty called 124 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,880 Milk, Lemonade. 125 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,440 Jimmy, what are you doing? 126 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,980 I'm just teaching them some songs to sing on the school bus. I don't want you 127 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:10,020 teaching them that kind of stuff. 128 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,940 Christine, lighten up. They're just songs. They're funny. They are funny, 129 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:14,940 they're also inappropriate. 130 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:17,880 I mean, Jimmy, I think we've finally reached an age where doing what's 131 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:18,880 appropriate is... 132 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,460 A little more important than being funny. Wait a minute, I don't see what 133 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:24,740 big deal is. I used to sing songs like that when I was his age. I'm sure you 134 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:27,780 used to sing songs like that when you were his age, too. Yeah, yeah, I did. I 135 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:30,580 also chewed up food and spit it out through my nose. You want me to teach 136 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,580 that? 137 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,200 No, I want you to teach me that. Oh. 138 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,820 Look, Mom, I don't care where she lives. I'm not going to call her. 139 00:08:40,659 --> 00:08:41,599 All right. 140 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,600 Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye. 141 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,640 What was that all about? 142 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,240 Julie Grimes. 143 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,540 I mentioned her name to my mother. Why? Why? 144 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:50,200 I thought we were over there. Let's move on. 145 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:54,020 I am over it, trust me. 146 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,860 But the weird thing is, my mom said that she moved out here like a year ago to 147 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:58,860 try to be a comedian. 148 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:02,820 Bet she does it, too. She was so funny. No, she wasn't funny. 149 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:05,140 Sure she was. 150 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,060 Remember that really funny thing she used to do whenever you'd walk into a 151 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,260 Remember that? She'd go, here's Greg. 152 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,380 Okay, honey, see, that's not funny. 153 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:18,740 Now, that's just repeating a catchphrase. It's not an actual joke. I 154 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:21,480 if my name was Johnny... Not even then. It's still not funny. She's not funny. 155 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:23,980 You know what the sad thing is? 156 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,120 If she'd just come to our wedding, Julie and I could have been really good 157 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,120 friends. 158 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,720 It's too bad, because I could use a friend from back home out here. 159 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:33,660 You got Christine. 160 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:35,119 Yeah, I know. 161 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,880 Christine's so busy with school these days. 162 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:40,060 I guess I'm friends with some of the women at Mommy and Me, but it's just not 163 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,060 the same. 164 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:44,620 I'm sorry. 165 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,020 Oh, it's not your fault. No, I know. I'm just saying. 166 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,820 I feel bad for you. 167 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,740 Oh, you're so sweet. 168 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,440 See, I do have a friend out here. I've got you. 169 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,000 Oh, love is blind, and now I wish I was. 170 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:07,340 Hey. Hey, did you get Dominic's haircut? 171 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,840 Yep. 172 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:29,780 It's great. 173 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,300 Yeah, look at him. Looks like the world's smallest lesbian. 174 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,920 I cannot believe you did that. 175 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,880 Kind of a nice haircut. 176 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,480 Yeah, he looks like royalty. 177 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,060 Like... Like a duke. 178 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,380 Of hazard. 179 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,700 Hey, he's not your kid, okay? So stay out of it. 180 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,240 Besides, it's the haircut Dominic wanted, isn't it, Dominic? Yeah, it's 181 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,360 Honey, how do you know it's cool? 182 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,920 Because Daddy told me. 183 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,940 Hey, Dominic, you want to go toss the ball around with me in the backyard? 184 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,240 Okay. 185 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:18,740 I just didn't think you guys could talk like that in front of him. 186 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,060 You could break his heart. 187 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,000 His achy, breaky heart. 188 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,160 Jimmy, you're taking him back, and you're getting him a new haircut. 189 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,420 Why? He likes it. The only reason he likes it is because you like it. Yeah, 190 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,020 well, Kim said she liked it, didn't you, Kim? 191 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,020 What was I going to say? The poor kid was standing right there. 192 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:48,000 Jimmy, I know what this is about, okay? You're just upset that I haven't been 193 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,020 able to spend as much time with you, and now you're using Dominic to get back at 194 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:54,740 me. Oh, please. I got him a mullet, okay? I had a mullet growing up, and you 195 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:55,800 fell in love with me, didn't you? 196 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,980 Jimmy, think about the town we came from. 197 00:11:58,380 --> 00:11:59,780 People gave their dogs mullets. 198 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,060 Okay, so if we were back home, His haircut would be fine. 199 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:07,280 Maybe, but we're not back home. We're in L .A., and people here don't have 200 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,880 mullet. Yeah, well, too bad, Christine, because I like it. No, it's not too bad. 201 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,980 I have a say in how our child looks, okay? 202 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,800 Take him back and get him a new haircut. 203 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:18,160 No. Look, this is who we are, Christine, and I'm not ashamed of it. 204 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,440 Okay, this is America. 205 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,820 We should all be able to wear our hair as we please. 206 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,640 It's a right we should hold near and dear, because once we lose that, we lose 207 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,640 everything. 208 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,200 That's a good speech. 209 00:12:29,420 --> 00:12:31,720 Too bad you already used it when you wanted to get the Playboy channel. 210 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,009 Hi, Julie. 211 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:49,030 What are you doing here? 212 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:50,470 I know it's been a long time. 213 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:53,090 You think I could come in a minute? 214 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:59,530 So, you see, the whole thing with the wedding invitation was my fault. And I 215 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,850 completely understand if you get angry and never want to talk to me again, but 216 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:07,350 don't blame Kim. And please don't tell her what I did. I feel really bad. 217 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:09,190 Look, I understand. 218 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:10,730 I feel kind of silly. 219 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:14,440 Here I was angry at Kim all these years because she didn't invite me and it 220 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,379 turns out she did. 221 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:18,600 Well, I'm glad this is all behind us because Kim really needs a friend from 222 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,599 home. Me too. 223 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,800 We can all be friends again. 224 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,440 So... What's up? 225 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:31,180 Get it? Get it like the commercial. Yeah, yeah, I got a TV. 226 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,960 I just wanted to come by and make sure you understood what happened. 227 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:37,320 Greg, I understand completely. 228 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,240 Kim shouldn't have given you the invitation because... 229 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,700 You are the weakest link. Goodbye. 230 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,040 That's funny, Julie. That one was funny. 231 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,460 Really? 232 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,120 Because you're not laughing, Greg. 233 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,960 I see dead people. 234 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:58,420 I'm sorry. I can't turn it off. You know, I moved out here to become a 235 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,740 performer. Oh, yeah. 236 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,560 Everybody at the bank just kept telling me how funny I am. 237 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,280 Really? They liked you so much, they talked you into moving 3 ,000 miles 238 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400 huh? 239 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,280 Probably need to get going. I don't want to take up too much of your time. Oh, 240 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,380 wait. I'm getting married in a couple of weeks, and I have to give you an 241 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,380 invitation. 242 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,920 Well, I don't know. I mean, we've been out of touch so long. You sure you want 243 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,899 us there? 244 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,420 Greg, this is it. 245 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,700 It's the chance to start our friendship over again. 246 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,940 Well, if you really feel like that, we'll be there. 247 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,200 You really mean it? 248 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,380 Yes. Is that your final answer? 249 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:42,260 Yes, yes. 250 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,360 It is my final answer. 251 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,280 The tribe has spoken. 252 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Okay, goodbye. 253 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,760 I'll see you at the wedding. Okay. 254 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:53,840 Uh -oh! 255 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,660 Let the dog down! 256 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,260 What's going on? I don't know. Dom X Principal said he needed to see us. 257 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,680 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Hughes. 258 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,550 into a fight. 259 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:23,730 Honey, what was the fight about? 260 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:25,830 Jim can't make fun of my hair. 261 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,670 Well, um, honey, no matter what people say about your hair, it's still a reason 262 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:35,469 to hit someone. 263 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:39,350 Yeah, Dominic, don't let him get to you, okay? Kids can be thoughtless, even 264 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:42,170 cruel. They'll pick on anything that's a little different. 265 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,710 So who was it, that buck -toothed fat kid? Jimmy! 266 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:59,470 I called you in because I was concerned about Dominic. I mean, he's always 267 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,050 gotten along so well with the other kids. 268 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,790 I'm very embarrassed about this, but, you know, it's not all Dominic's fault. 269 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,610 I mean, none of this would have happened if his father hadn't taken him to get 270 00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,610 that stupid haircut. 271 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:11,370 It is a perfectly acceptable haircut. 272 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:14,270 Business in the front, party in the back. 273 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,930 Look, Christine, at least I took him to get a haircut. It's not like there was 274 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:20,930 time in your busy schedule. 275 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,110 Oh, that is a load of crap, and you know it. 276 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,330 Oops. 277 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,740 You see, we have a little rule here about swearing. 278 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,860 Whenever you swear, you have to put a quarter in the bowl. 279 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,780 Look, face it, Christine, you haven't had time for anything lately, especially 280 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:35,780 anything fun. 281 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,100 What are you, hung up that I didn't go to the races with you? No, it's not just 282 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,600 the races. There's other things you haven't been doing with me, too. 283 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,340 Why don't you just say it, Jimmy? We haven't had time for sex lately. 284 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:48,480 Is that it? Would you be happy if we had sex? Oh, how about this? We could have 285 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,260 sex right now, right here. 286 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,060 That's going to cost you more than a quarter. 287 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:58,330 You think that's going to make things better, just having sex on this man's 288 00:16:58,330 --> 00:16:59,149 right here? 289 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:02,030 Well, those kickballs aren't going to inflate themselves. 290 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:10,450 Jimmy, I don't know what you want from me, okay? I mean, do you want me to drop 291 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:12,950 out of college? Because it's not worth all this aggravation. 292 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:15,390 I mean, I'm just trying to make our lives better. 293 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:16,770 Ours or yours? 294 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,630 What is that supposed to mean? 295 00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:20,470 I just like everything the way it was. 296 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:24,450 Now everything's changing, you're changing, and where does that leave me? 297 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,520 What do you mean I'm changing? Christine, for as long as I had known 298 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,380 drop anything to go to the car races with me. 299 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,060 And Dominic's haircut? 300 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,720 You never used to care about fitting in or what other people thought about us. 301 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:44,140 How long until we go to some event at college and you make me change the way I 302 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,140 look? 303 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,320 Or even make me stay home? 304 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,620 Jimmy, I would never do that. 305 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,260 I just feel like you're moving forward and I'm being left behind. 306 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,080 Jimmy. 307 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,680 I'm not going anywhere without you. 308 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,200 I love you. 309 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,340 Yeah, but you fell in love with me 15 years ago. 310 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,620 It's like, well, you're turning yourself into somebody better. I'm still that 311 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,620 guy. 312 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,920 Hey, don't kid yourself. 313 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,800 I mean, you've changed, too. 314 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,960 You have. You got a good job, which you've actually held on to. 315 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,260 You'd rather hang out with your kids than go out with your buddies. 316 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,500 And I would have been like... 317 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:26,090 What, three years since you decorated the Christmas tree with those empty 318 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,590 Budweiser and Heineken cans? 319 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,150 No, no, I know, I know. Red and green is very festive. 320 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:35,850 Face it, Jimmy. 321 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:37,770 You're growing up. 322 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,610 We both are. 323 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,270 You really think so? 324 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,590 I know so. 325 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,350 Just need to get this one file. 326 00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:49,010 Oh, we'll be out of here in a minute. 327 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,210 Take your time. 328 00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,900 You know what I'm thinking about right now? 329 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:01,620 What? 330 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,760 makes us happier here at the Late Late Show than discovering new talent. 331 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,880 Next up is a very funny lady making her network television debut. She'll be 332 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,920 appearing next weekend at the Giggle Wigwam outside Barstow. 333 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:54,480 Please welcome Julie Grimes. 334 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,070 But please, you had me at hello. 335 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:17,670 She's not funny. 336 00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:19,490 She's not funny. 337 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,910 You've been on the road a lot lately, I understand, huh? Yes, I just got back 338 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,490 from Texas, and let me tell you.