1 00:00:42,404 --> 00:00:46,357 Oh, my God. 2 00:00:46,357 --> 00:00:48,327 Volume one, issue one. 3 00:00:48,827 --> 00:00:50,329 It's the first time I've ever seen my work in print. 4 00:00:50,329 --> 00:00:52,263 This was just a story in my head. 5 00:00:52,263 --> 00:00:55,266 This is so cool. 6 00:00:55,266 --> 00:00:56,758 Do you have any idea 7 00:00:56,769 --> 00:00:58,270 how much this is going to be worth some day? 8 00:00:58,736 --> 00:01:01,205 Look. Story by Michael Novotny. 9 00:01:01,205 --> 00:01:02,657 Art by Justin Taylor. 10 00:01:03,608 --> 00:01:05,109 Hey, boys. 11 00:01:05,109 --> 00:01:08,496 Hi. 12 00:01:08,496 --> 00:01:10,998 So, are you ready to sell your baby on the open market? 13 00:01:11,499 --> 00:01:12,482 I hope people like it. 14 00:01:12,482 --> 00:01:13,483 Why wouldn't they? 15 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:15,937 You have no idea how vicious queers can be. 16 00:01:16,437 --> 00:01:18,438 Especially when it comes to someone else's success. 17 00:01:18,438 --> 00:01:20,424 But that's why I've invited them all to a party, 18 00:01:20,424 --> 00:01:22,893 so they'll feel loved and included. 19 00:01:22,893 --> 00:01:24,845 - Holy shit! - Brian. 20 00:01:24,845 --> 00:01:27,280 I've invited members of the gay press 21 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,783 and set up some interviews, 22 00:01:29,783 --> 00:01:31,734 bought advertising in all the fag rags, 23 00:01:32,234 --> 00:01:33,737 top queer web sites. 24 00:01:33,737 --> 00:01:35,000 If we play this right, 25 00:01:35,005 --> 00:01:37,157 you won't be able to peddle these fast enough. 26 00:01:37,157 --> 00:01:39,658 And then we can all retire to palm springs, 27 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:41,661 wear muumuus and sip mimosas. 28 00:01:42,162 --> 00:01:45,147 In the meantime, I better get to class. 29 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,600 Bye. 30 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,602 See you tonight? 31 00:01:49,602 --> 00:01:52,538 Uh, sure. 32 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:09,355 - Love you. - Me too. 33 00:02:09,355 --> 00:02:10,355 Always have, 34 00:02:10,355 --> 00:02:12,824 always will. 35 00:02:12,824 --> 00:02:15,260 Zephyr looks just like you. 36 00:02:15,743 --> 00:02:18,196 And J.T. looks like Justin. 37 00:02:18,196 --> 00:02:19,614 And Rage is the spitting image of Brian. 38 00:02:19,614 --> 00:02:21,549 How come, uh... 39 00:02:21,549 --> 00:02:23,467 I'm not in here. What, superheroes don't have mothers? 40 00:02:23,467 --> 00:02:24,918 Who washes their tights? 41 00:02:24,918 --> 00:02:25,836 Who irons their capes? 42 00:02:25,836 --> 00:02:27,839 - Yeah. - Ben, honey, 43 00:02:27,839 --> 00:02:29,290 - here, have some more rigatoni. - Oh, no, no, 44 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:30,224 Debbie, really I couldn't. 45 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:31,642 - Sure you can. - Ma, 46 00:02:31,642 --> 00:02:33,076 would you stop force-feeding him? 47 00:02:33,076 --> 00:02:34,511 He's one of the family now. 48 00:02:35,012 --> 00:02:36,513 Excuse me. I'm one of the family. 49 00:02:36,513 --> 00:02:40,334 Yeah, my sincere condolences. 50 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:42,286 What Michael means is, 51 00:02:42,286 --> 00:02:43,703 membership has its privileges. 52 00:02:43,703 --> 00:02:45,205 Yeah well, are you going to hit him 53 00:02:45,205 --> 00:02:46,139 in the head now too? 54 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:49,592 Including... a two-week package in the Poconos. 55 00:02:49,592 --> 00:02:51,511 We've been going there every summer 56 00:02:52,011 --> 00:02:53,513 for two weeks since I was nine. 57 00:02:53,513 --> 00:02:54,515 Yeah, right by the lake. 58 00:02:54,515 --> 00:02:56,015 It's the perfect place to relax. 59 00:02:56,516 --> 00:02:57,466 I cook. 60 00:02:57,466 --> 00:02:59,402 - I sleep. - I camp. 61 00:02:59,402 --> 00:03:00,403 So why don't you come with us? 62 00:03:00,403 --> 00:03:03,406 Oh, uh, I would love to. 63 00:03:03,406 --> 00:03:05,408 - Uh, if I'm here. - Here? 64 00:03:05,408 --> 00:03:06,826 Where would you be? 65 00:03:06,826 --> 00:03:08,277 Well, I was, uh, actually thinking 66 00:03:08,277 --> 00:03:09,778 about going to... Tibet. 67 00:03:10,278 --> 00:03:11,279 Honey, that's a long way 68 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:12,732 to go for a vacation. 69 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:15,700 Yeah, well, it wouldn't exactly be a vacation. 70 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:18,203 Um, see there's this Buddhist Academy; 71 00:03:18,203 --> 00:03:21,072 it's, uh, near Lhasa, the capital, that accepts westerners. 72 00:03:21,072 --> 00:03:23,024 A friend of mine just got back from studying there, 73 00:03:23,024 --> 00:03:26,011 said it was the most profound experience that he'd ever had. 74 00:03:26,011 --> 00:03:28,462 - It changed his life. - Yeah, well no heat, 75 00:03:28,462 --> 00:03:30,916 no electricity and no toilet paper can do that. 76 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:32,901 So... 77 00:03:32,901 --> 00:03:34,836 you'd be there, like, what? 78 00:03:34,836 --> 00:03:35,836 A couple of weeks or... 79 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:39,306 Um... well, it's an intensive programme. 80 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:42,760 So if I decide to go, um... 81 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:53,070 more like six months. 82 00:03:53,554 --> 00:03:55,555 Tibet? What's in Tibet? 83 00:03:55,555 --> 00:03:57,557 Nude beach? Circuit party? 84 00:03:59,009 --> 00:04:01,511 Nude beach or a circuit party. 85 00:04:01,511 --> 00:04:04,013 He's so funny. You are so funny. 86 00:04:04,013 --> 00:04:05,014 What'd I say? 87 00:04:05,515 --> 00:04:07,368 He wants to go to a monastery. 88 00:04:07,867 --> 00:04:09,869 Could be hot. 89 00:04:09,869 --> 00:04:11,371 He'll be gone for six months. 90 00:04:11,871 --> 00:04:13,873 That's a long time to be celibate. 91 00:04:13,873 --> 00:04:14,790 Well, you live with monks, 92 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:16,292 you have to be celibate. 93 00:04:16,292 --> 00:04:17,794 Not him. You. 94 00:04:17,794 --> 00:04:19,295 Look, just because he's talking about it 95 00:04:19,295 --> 00:04:21,296 doesn't mean he's actually going to go through with it. 96 00:04:21,296 --> 00:04:23,799 Yeah. Once he realizes there's no fucking, 97 00:04:23,799 --> 00:04:25,301 no dancing, no gym, 98 00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:26,302 and that you have to wear orange, 99 00:04:26,302 --> 00:04:28,420 Which, trust me, no human being looks good in, 100 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,711 no matter how spiritual, 101 00:04:29,721 --> 00:04:31,223 he'll forget all about it. 102 00:04:31,223 --> 00:04:34,226 Em's right. You are so right. 103 00:04:34,226 --> 00:04:38,697 Besides, there's no way he's going to leave his honey. 104 00:04:38,697 --> 00:04:41,132 Okay. Come on, let's hit the showers. 105 00:04:41,632 --> 00:04:44,086 Pussy. You've been working out for exactly 10 minutes. 106 00:04:44,086 --> 00:04:46,520 Which is the same as a two-hour workout for you, 107 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,521 minus all the time you spend 108 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,524 cruising all the guys in this place. 109 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:54,462 Come on, Em, I'll hit 'em with you. 110 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,465 So this Friday? 111 00:04:57,465 --> 00:05:00,467 Instead of going club-hopping with your boyfriend, 112 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,973 why don't you drive to the country with me? 113 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,475 We'll park under the stars 114 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,478 and we'll watch the meteor shower. 115 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,980 I can't. 116 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,483 He's giving me a party. 117 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,485 Don't tell me he finally decided he believes in birthdays. 118 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,928 No. It's... it's for the comic book. 119 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,431 He must love you a lot. 120 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,918 In his way. 121 00:05:36,418 --> 00:05:38,833 But not in yours. 122 00:05:54,836 --> 00:06:00,238 I have to go. 123 00:06:14,238 --> 00:06:16,741 My latest CD. 124 00:06:16,741 --> 00:06:19,244 You're the first person to have it. 125 00:06:21,244 --> 00:06:22,746 And you used my drawing. 126 00:06:22,746 --> 00:06:24,754 Check out the back. 127 00:06:31,754 --> 00:06:33,786 "For Justin." 128 00:06:47,186 --> 00:06:48,187 Oh, hold on. 129 00:06:48,187 --> 00:06:49,688 - What? - Your back's still wet. 130 00:06:50,188 --> 00:06:52,191 Let me dry you off. 131 00:06:52,191 --> 00:06:53,692 Well, Em, 132 00:06:53,692 --> 00:06:56,694 you've really gotten yourself into great shape. 133 00:06:56,694 --> 00:06:59,698 Your back is as broad as Texas, 134 00:06:59,698 --> 00:07:01,700 your stomach as flat as Kansas, 135 00:07:02,201 --> 00:07:04,202 and Florida's lovely this time of year. 136 00:07:04,702 --> 00:07:06,704 Well, let's just stop before we get to the Grand Canyon. 137 00:07:08,706 --> 00:07:11,709 God, you are so funny. 138 00:07:11,709 --> 00:07:14,662 So, what are you doing now? 139 00:07:14,662 --> 00:07:16,613 Putting on my shirt. 140 00:07:19,033 --> 00:07:21,035 No, I meant... I meant after. 141 00:07:21,035 --> 00:07:23,036 Well, I thought I might try working. 142 00:07:23,036 --> 00:07:25,489 Some of us former millionaires have to, you know. 143 00:07:25,989 --> 00:07:27,992 Well, I might stop by. Take you out to lunch. 144 00:07:27,992 --> 00:07:30,994 Honey, you've already taken me out to lunch twice this week. 145 00:07:30,994 --> 00:07:33,430 And breakfast, and dinner. 146 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,932 Treating you... 147 00:07:35,932 --> 00:07:38,368 is my treat. 148 00:08:28,098 --> 00:08:29,099 Hey! 149 00:08:29,099 --> 00:08:31,054 Excuse me, sir? 150 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:36,056 You, uh, you dropped $100 in my case. 151 00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:37,508 It says you're starving. 152 00:08:38,008 --> 00:08:40,911 Yeah, well I'm more like a little hungry. 153 00:08:41,412 --> 00:08:42,847 You are a student? 154 00:08:42,847 --> 00:08:44,832 You want to see my I.D.? 155 00:08:44,832 --> 00:08:46,784 - You're good. - I know. 156 00:08:47,284 --> 00:08:49,236 So why are you wasting your time standing on the street, 157 00:08:49,236 --> 00:08:50,738 playing for nickels and dimes? 158 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,172 Well, do I look like NSYNC? 159 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:54,173 I'm not exactly going to be selling out Mellon Arena. 160 00:08:54,173 --> 00:08:56,125 There are other ways to make money. 161 00:08:56,626 --> 00:08:58,629 Couple thousand, at least. 162 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:01,064 Doing what? 163 00:09:01,064 --> 00:09:03,988 I'm freezing. I'm going to go get some coffee. 164 00:09:08,488 --> 00:09:12,992 "Rage" is now required reading for Professor Bruckner's class. 165 00:09:12,992 --> 00:09:14,960 I guess it pays to be the teacher's boyfriend. 166 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,963 That is not why. 167 00:09:17,463 --> 00:09:19,465 It reflects the subject of the course I'm teaching: 168 00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:21,466 A survey of gay aesthetics 169 00:09:21,466 --> 00:09:23,969 in Post-Modern American art and literature. 170 00:09:23,969 --> 00:09:26,455 Wow, say that 10 times fast while holding your breath. 171 00:09:26,455 --> 00:09:28,957 And because it's good. 172 00:09:28,957 --> 00:09:30,959 You mean it? 173 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,960 It may look like a comic book, 174 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,464 but it says something important about gay people. 175 00:09:35,464 --> 00:09:37,466 You know, the value of friendship, 176 00:09:37,466 --> 00:09:39,967 of loyalty, courage. 177 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,969 And your characters, they aren't just cartoons. 178 00:09:41,969 --> 00:09:44,473 You know, they're real. I care about them. 179 00:09:44,473 --> 00:09:46,974 Even Rage. 180 00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:48,976 Well, that is an achievement. 181 00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:53,981 You are an honest-to-God writer, Michael. 182 00:09:53,981 --> 00:09:55,983 Thank you. 183 00:09:55,983 --> 00:09:57,985 Thank you too. 184 00:09:57,985 --> 00:09:59,986 For what? 185 00:09:59,986 --> 00:10:01,489 Well, if it hadn't been for you, 186 00:10:01,489 --> 00:10:04,492 I never would have thought seriously about going to Tibet. 187 00:10:04,492 --> 00:10:05,992 But when I was in the hospital, 188 00:10:05,992 --> 00:10:08,985 You encouraged me to focus on something positive. 189 00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:12,415 Yeah, I meant sex or chocolate cake. 190 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,418 Here. 191 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:18,420 This came today. 192 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:19,923 It's an E-mail I got this morning 193 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,409 from the monastery in Samye. 194 00:10:22,409 --> 00:10:27,846 They invited me to come study with them. 195 00:10:27,846 --> 00:10:29,833 But I want you to know, 196 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:34,823 there's no way that I would go without your blessing and approval. 197 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:46,314 - Uh, Ted, honey? - Yeah? 198 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:48,817 Don't you need to get to the warehouse? 199 00:10:48,817 --> 00:10:51,819 I mean, isn't there a... Jism Jamboree 200 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,821 or something like that on the website this afternoon? 201 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:57,825 Yeah, something like that. 202 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:01,329 You know, I really miss your being there. 203 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:04,831 Well... you've got lots of other jerkers now. 204 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,835 They're not you. 205 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,338 My pal. 206 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:15,343 Good buddy. 207 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:16,344 Loving friend. 208 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,347 Hey, guys. 209 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:21,348 Oh. 210 00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:22,799 Look who it is. 211 00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:24,801 I'm so happy to see you guys. 212 00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:27,804 Hey, what are you gals doing cruising the Rue de Liberte? 213 00:11:27,804 --> 00:11:28,805 Oh, Emmett told us 214 00:11:28,805 --> 00:11:30,306 about the new disco baby boutique. 215 00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:31,307 Thought we'd come check it out. 216 00:11:31,307 --> 00:11:32,241 Yeah, yeah, 217 00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,733 with all the gay parents these days, 218 00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:35,245 we've introduced a whole new line 219 00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,246 of, uh, baby clothes, accessories. 220 00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:39,248 That's so cute. 221 00:11:39,248 --> 00:11:40,750 We've got tons more. 222 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:41,752 Here, come on, I'll, uh... 223 00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:43,252 I'll show you. 224 00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:45,755 Take him to the movies, take him to lunch, just take him. 225 00:11:45,755 --> 00:11:48,257 - Who? - Teddy. 226 00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:51,260 He's driving me crazy, won't leave me alone. He... 227 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,195 follows me everywhere, he laughs at everything I say. 228 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:56,197 He keeps looking at me in this weird kind of... 229 00:11:56,197 --> 00:11:58,133 puppy-dog kind of way. 230 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:01,137 - Really? - You don't say? 231 00:12:04,105 --> 00:12:08,109 So, Teddy, you seeing anyone? 232 00:12:08,109 --> 00:12:10,111 Me? Naw. 233 00:12:10,111 --> 00:12:12,103 Michael told me he saw Emmett last night 234 00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:13,615 with this really hot guy. 235 00:12:13,615 --> 00:12:14,616 What? Who? 236 00:12:15,116 --> 00:12:16,617 Why are you so upset? 237 00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:21,372 Who said I'm upset? 238 00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:23,373 Is it that obvious? 239 00:12:23,874 --> 00:12:24,875 Afraid so, kiddo. 240 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,378 We knew as soon as we saw your face. 241 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:29,379 I don't know how to explain it. 242 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:30,831 One minute I'm looking at him 243 00:12:30,831 --> 00:12:32,332 and he's the same old Emmett I see every day. 244 00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:35,334 The next minute I'm looking at him and... 245 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:38,340 he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 246 00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,341 It's meshugana, huh? 247 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:42,775 Ah... not that meshugana. 248 00:12:42,775 --> 00:12:44,277 It's what happened to Mel and me. 249 00:12:44,277 --> 00:12:45,769 One day, we're friends, and... 250 00:12:45,779 --> 00:12:47,281 Next thing you know, we're lovers. 251 00:12:47,281 --> 00:12:48,281 Yeah, but you're lesbians, so... 252 00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:52,285 Friends turn into lovers all the time. 253 00:12:52,285 --> 00:12:53,252 Even fags. 254 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,655 So go for it. 255 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:57,156 Tell him how you feel. 256 00:12:57,156 --> 00:12:58,157 You never know. 257 00:12:58,658 --> 00:13:05,654 You might just awaken the same feelings in him. 258 00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:08,600 - Commercials. - Yeah, we're about to shoot one now. 259 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,035 This couple out on a date. 260 00:13:10,035 --> 00:13:13,539 Charming French restaurant, dinner for two. 261 00:13:13,539 --> 00:13:15,540 But instead of ordering champagne, 262 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:18,543 they order steeltown beer. 263 00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:21,011 So, what... what does this have to do with me? 264 00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:23,982 You're the strolling violinist. 265 00:13:23,982 --> 00:13:25,984 You're playing something ridiculously romantic, 266 00:13:25,984 --> 00:13:29,970 like Paganini's "Cantabile" in D major. Opus 17. 267 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:31,456 You're kidding me, that's on my CD. 268 00:13:31,456 --> 00:13:32,941 No shit. 269 00:13:33,441 --> 00:13:40,314 It's one of my favourites. 270 00:13:40,314 --> 00:13:42,316 I should give you my card. 271 00:13:42,316 --> 00:13:44,235 My name's Brian. 272 00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:47,153 Brian Kinney. 273 00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,655 And... 274 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:52,026 you are? 275 00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:54,027 Ethan. Gold. 276 00:13:54,027 --> 00:13:55,495 Brian. 277 00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,496 Brian, I thought you'd be at work. 278 00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:58,499 We're just having a business meeting. 279 00:13:58,499 --> 00:14:00,500 Justin, this is Ethan. Ethan, 280 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,307 Justin. 281 00:14:12,212 --> 00:14:15,184 I gotta get to class. 282 00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,118 By the way, if you're interested, 283 00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:23,529 the job's yours. 284 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:34,968 $15 for the house salad? 285 00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:38,386 Hope they throw in a pool and a tennis court. 286 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:43,224 Don't look at the prices, just order whatever you want. 287 00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:46,677 I'll have him, to go. 288 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,679 Just... just your type? 289 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,681 Isn't he yours? 290 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,190 Not really. 291 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,693 You drink any more water, you'll drown. 292 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,545 I'm thirsty. 293 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:09,482 You know, Teddy, you've been acting really weird lately. 294 00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:10,483 Weird, what do you mean, weird? 295 00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:12,485 Well, it's sort of like, 296 00:15:12,485 --> 00:15:14,487 you have something you want to say, 297 00:15:14,487 --> 00:15:16,489 but you're not telling me. 298 00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:17,923 Would you like me to? 299 00:15:17,923 --> 00:15:20,427 Don't we share everything? 300 00:15:20,427 --> 00:15:27,766 Not yet. 301 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:35,224 Emmett... I... 302 00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:37,725 Thanks. 303 00:15:44,632 --> 00:15:46,990 Boy, am I thirsty. 304 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,882 As you know, I... 305 00:16:00,882 --> 00:16:04,301 never been very lucky in the love department. 306 00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,304 - I know. - Yeah, 307 00:16:06,304 --> 00:16:08,806 always chasing after the wrong boy. 308 00:16:09,307 --> 00:16:11,308 One rejection after another. 309 00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,226 Poor baby. 310 00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:15,680 I'd practically given up hope of ever finding him. 311 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:20,117 You know, said "fuck you" to love. 312 00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:25,055 Then, the other night... 313 00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,059 There he was. 314 00:16:29,525 --> 00:16:31,510 Oh, Teddy! 315 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,996 Yeah, it was just like you said. 316 00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:35,499 You know, love comes when you least expect it. 317 00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,936 So that's why you've been so... 318 00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:46,359 starry-eyed and vaguely discontented lately. 319 00:16:46,359 --> 00:16:49,361 Well don't just sit there staring at your paté. 320 00:16:49,361 --> 00:16:50,863 Tell me. 321 00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:51,831 Who is it? 322 00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:53,818 - Who? - You. 323 00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,803 You, who? 324 00:16:58,803 --> 00:17:01,223 You you. 325 00:17:01,223 --> 00:17:02,724 Me you? 326 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:06,644 Yes, you you. 327 00:17:06,644 --> 00:17:08,645 You're the one... 328 00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:10,648 who knows me better than anyone, 329 00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:13,651 and still hasn't run away. 330 00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:18,156 Who tells me I'm adorable when I look like shit. 331 00:17:18,156 --> 00:17:22,159 Who, with his little finger, 332 00:17:22,159 --> 00:17:29,516 can lift my spirits even when they weigh 300 pounds. 333 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,518 I love you, Emmett Honeycutt. 334 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,003 I... 335 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,473 Brian? 336 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,862 I'm sorry. 337 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,299 - What for? - You know what for. 338 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,218 I didn't mean for it to happen. 339 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,636 I know... 340 00:18:07,135 --> 00:18:10,572 You're the poor, hapless victim of a love bashing. 341 00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:12,074 I should've told you about it. 342 00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:14,478 And taken all the fun out of it? 343 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:17,979 So, how big's his dick? 344 00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:20,919 - That has nothing to do with it. - Since when? 345 00:18:24,419 --> 00:18:26,924 You love cock. 346 00:18:29,924 --> 00:18:32,344 You love it down your throat, 347 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,345 you love it up your ass, 348 00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:37,264 you love riding it. 349 00:18:37,264 --> 00:18:39,266 And after you come, 350 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,268 you love to fall asleep 351 00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:44,271 with it still inside you. 352 00:18:44,271 --> 00:18:46,256 Cut it out. 353 00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:48,208 Cut it out. 354 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,213 You're hard, so don't tell me it doesn't matter. 355 00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,714 There are other things. 356 00:18:54,714 --> 00:18:58,686 Flowers? Picnics? 357 00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:00,603 Violin music? 358 00:19:00,603 --> 00:19:04,073 He loves me. 359 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:08,027 Your dreamy-eyed schoolboy. 360 00:19:08,027 --> 00:19:09,529 In ways that you can't. 361 00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:12,998 In ways that I won't. 362 00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:15,000 He told me that I'm all he wants. 363 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,920 They're still using that one? 364 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:25,294 It's more than you've ever said. 365 00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:30,732 And it's more than I ever will. So, uh... 366 00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:36,171 What the fuck are you still doing here? 367 00:19:36,171 --> 00:19:39,613 Would you care if I wasn't? 368 00:19:44,613 --> 00:19:47,615 It's your call, where you want to be. 369 00:19:48,115 --> 00:19:58,091 You decide. 370 00:19:58,575 --> 00:20:00,060 Babylon. 9:00 o'clock. 371 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,562 - Okay, guys? - Thank you. 372 00:20:01,562 --> 00:20:03,064 Friday night. 9:00 o'clock, 373 00:20:03,064 --> 00:20:04,564 - "Rage" at Babylon. - Cool. Thank you. 374 00:20:04,564 --> 00:20:08,068 Hi, guys. Here. 9:00 o'clock, be there. Okay? 375 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:09,569 Babylon, "Rage". 376 00:20:09,569 --> 00:20:11,872 You should be his agent. 377 00:20:11,872 --> 00:20:13,373 Who needs an agent when you got a mother? 378 00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:20,881 Uh-oh. What's with that long face? 379 00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:23,383 Ben's serious about going to Tibet. 380 00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:25,834 And he's out of his fucking mind. 381 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,336 It must be cosmic destiny. 382 00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:30,839 Every time I fall in love with someone, he leaves town. 383 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:32,341 This one's even leaving the country. 384 00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:33,809 Well, he can't go. 385 00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:35,244 - Why not? - Well for one thing, 386 00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:37,746 nobody even knows where in the fuck Tibet is. 387 00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:39,698 And for another thing, it's dangerous. 388 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,166 What if something should happen? 389 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,101 I mean, what if, 390 00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:44,085 God forbid... he got sick, 391 00:20:44,085 --> 00:20:46,037 and the nearest hospital's hundreds, 392 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,040 thousands of miles away? 393 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,032 Jesus, would you stop scaring me? 394 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,492 Well, I'm scaring myself. 395 00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:52,994 Somebody should talk some sense 396 00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:54,412 into that boy. 397 00:20:54,412 --> 00:20:56,414 You ask me, he's making perfect sense. 398 00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:58,349 Remember Christmas eve, three years ago? 399 00:20:58,349 --> 00:21:00,351 I was lying there in that hospital bed, 400 00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:02,853 attached to every goddamn tube known to man. 401 00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:04,855 They were sure I wasn't even going to make it to New Year's. 402 00:21:04,855 --> 00:21:06,858 - But you surprised them. - And soon as I got out, 403 00:21:06,858 --> 00:21:08,359 I bought two tickets to Italy. 404 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,277 One for you and one for me. 405 00:21:10,277 --> 00:21:11,778 I was going to get to Capri, 406 00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:13,780 even if they had to ship me home federal express. 407 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:16,183 Maybe Ben feels the same way. 408 00:21:16,183 --> 00:21:18,185 - Ben's not dying. - No. 409 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,637 The one thing this fucking disease teaches you is... 410 00:21:21,138 --> 00:21:23,640 there isn't an infinite amount of tomorrows. 411 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,641 So do it now. 412 00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:26,696 Before it's too late. 413 00:21:30,096 --> 00:21:31,581 Your boyfriend's an asshole. 414 00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:33,584 He's not an asshole. 415 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,085 He's... he's honest. 416 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,087 If anyone's an asshole, I am, for lying. 417 00:21:38,087 --> 00:21:40,089 - How did he find out? - I don't know. 418 00:21:40,089 --> 00:21:43,092 - You didn't ask him? - He'd never tell me. 419 00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:45,595 Well you can tell him, from me, 420 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:50,600 that he can keep his fucking donation to the arts. 421 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,053 Wait, he can afford to give it away. You can't. 422 00:21:54,053 --> 00:21:57,472 At least now, I know why you're with him. 423 00:21:57,472 --> 00:22:00,426 God, he's beautiful. 424 00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:01,910 Must be great in bed. 425 00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:05,297 Yeah, he is. 426 00:22:05,297 --> 00:22:07,782 But it... it's when we're not in bed that's the problem. 427 00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:11,219 Well, guess what? 428 00:22:11,219 --> 00:22:13,221 I'm not the answer. 429 00:22:13,722 --> 00:22:15,723 I have myself to think about. 430 00:22:15,723 --> 00:22:17,224 The Heifetz Competition is coming up. 431 00:22:17,224 --> 00:22:20,729 $25,000 first prize, touring dates, 432 00:22:20,729 --> 00:22:22,730 possible recording contract. 433 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:24,732 I can't be wasting my time thinking about you. 434 00:22:25,232 --> 00:22:27,168 Wishing that you were here. 435 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:30,093 Hoping that tonight is going to be the night that you finally stay. 436 00:22:30,104 --> 00:22:31,488 I want to stay. 437 00:22:31,488 --> 00:22:34,424 Well, you can't. 438 00:22:34,424 --> 00:22:36,894 You can't. 439 00:22:36,894 --> 00:22:39,897 So just go back to your boyfriend. 440 00:22:40,397 --> 00:22:43,836 And I'll go back to my violin. 441 00:22:45,836 --> 00:22:47,837 Ethan. Ethan! 442 00:22:47,837 --> 00:22:48,838 Ethan! 443 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:13,161 He said he loves you? 444 00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:19,151 And that we should seriously consider being more than just friends. 445 00:23:19,151 --> 00:23:20,151 Pass the chips. 446 00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:24,089 That we should be lovers. 447 00:23:24,589 --> 00:23:25,590 I thought you ate. 448 00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:28,476 Who could eat after that? 449 00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:29,960 So what did you say? 450 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,463 "Excuse me, I have to go the bathroom." 451 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:32,913 Sure. 452 00:23:33,397 --> 00:23:34,849 No, I mean to him. 453 00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:38,786 I was drinking a lot of water. 454 00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:42,790 Jesus. What am I going to do? 455 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,291 Well... 456 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,793 first you need to ask yourself if... 457 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,294 you have any feelings for him. 458 00:23:48,746 --> 00:23:51,732 Well, sure I have feelings for him. 459 00:23:51,732 --> 00:23:52,732 You know, warm feelings. 460 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:55,235 Fuzzy... feelings, 461 00:23:55,235 --> 00:23:56,669 like I have for you. 462 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:59,089 And Mel, and Linz. Even Brian... 463 00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:01,091 sometimes. 464 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,593 But not... those kind of feelings. 465 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:06,028 Well then, you're just going to have to bite the bullet and tell him. 466 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,517 Hello. 467 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:11,967 - Hey. - Oh. 468 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:12,968 Hey, do you mind if I make one of those? 469 00:24:13,469 --> 00:24:14,470 I didn't get any dinner. 470 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,473 - It's important that you eat. - Yeah. 471 00:24:16,973 --> 00:24:18,474 Oh, uh, I was talking to my neighbour 472 00:24:18,474 --> 00:24:20,476 and she said she knows a visiting professor 473 00:24:20,476 --> 00:24:23,979 who might want to sublet my place. 474 00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:24,979 Great. 475 00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:33,438 Honey, 476 00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:35,441 if you don't want him to go, 477 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,942 you're just going to have to bite the bullet, 478 00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:39,906 and tell him. 479 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,730 Ben? 480 00:26:45,231 --> 00:26:47,732 What is it, baby? 481 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,235 Tibet's awfully far away. 482 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:51,737 What if something happens? 483 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:54,939 Are there doctors, are there hospitals? 484 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,141 Yeah, yeah. 485 00:26:57,642 --> 00:27:00,646 I've been checking it out, and... 486 00:27:00,646 --> 00:27:02,637 you would be amazed, in the past few years, 487 00:27:02,647 --> 00:27:04,115 how modernized it's become. 488 00:27:04,115 --> 00:27:05,116 Yeah, but what if it's an emergency? 489 00:27:05,617 --> 00:27:09,037 You know, like last time. 490 00:27:09,037 --> 00:27:10,538 Well, I'm not going to live my life in fear. 491 00:27:10,538 --> 00:27:13,508 It's not fear, it's... it's being practical. 492 00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:18,847 Six months is a long time. 493 00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:24,318 So you're telling me you don't want me to go? 494 00:27:24,318 --> 00:27:27,821 Look, I know how important this trip is to you, but... 495 00:27:27,821 --> 00:27:29,823 No. No... 496 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,760 you don't need to explain. 497 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,261 I told you that I wouldn't go 498 00:27:35,261 --> 00:27:46,689 unless you were okay with it, and I meant that. 499 00:27:50,193 --> 00:27:52,115 No. 500 00:27:56,115 --> 00:27:58,117 No, this is not about what I want. 501 00:27:58,117 --> 00:28:00,539 This is about what you need. 502 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,543 So, go. 503 00:28:08,543 --> 00:28:10,925 With my blessing and approval. 504 00:28:57,457 --> 00:28:59,459 - Em. - Hi. 505 00:28:59,459 --> 00:29:00,960 Hope it's not too early. 506 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,462 Oh no, I'm just, uh... 507 00:29:02,462 --> 00:29:04,463 giving the plants a little H2O and a bit of Bellini. 508 00:29:04,463 --> 00:29:07,467 It's amazing how much they thrive tobel canto. 509 00:29:07,467 --> 00:29:09,469 Well, I... I had to talk to you. 510 00:29:09,469 --> 00:29:11,470 - I couldn't really wait, so... - Oh, come in, come in, come in. 511 00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:12,971 Uh, can I get you some breakfast? 512 00:29:12,971 --> 00:29:15,975 Uh, no, Teddy. Thanks. 513 00:29:15,975 --> 00:29:17,976 - Uh, mind if I sit down? - Oh, no. 514 00:29:17,976 --> 00:29:18,977 Please, uh... 515 00:29:18,977 --> 00:29:21,480 be my guest. 516 00:29:29,972 --> 00:29:32,924 I was up all night, uh, thinking about what you said. 517 00:29:32,924 --> 00:29:34,927 Before you say anything, just let me say, 518 00:29:34,927 --> 00:29:36,929 I know, it must've come as a complete shock. 519 00:29:36,929 --> 00:29:39,397 But it makes so much sense. We have so much in common. 520 00:29:39,397 --> 00:29:41,833 We hate the same movies, laugh at the same people. 521 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:43,835 We have a real simpatico, you know? 522 00:29:44,335 --> 00:29:48,339 And it seemed only natural to take the next step. 523 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:59,282 Okay, now you. 524 00:29:59,282 --> 00:30:04,287 Teddy, I, uh, am truly... touched. 525 00:30:04,287 --> 00:30:07,290 Uh, you might even say overwhelmed... 526 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:10,844 By, uh, by your feelings. Um... 527 00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:17,800 and, uh, so, so flattered. 528 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:23,289 But you see, I... 529 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:32,298 God, I don't know how to say this. Uh... 530 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,279 It's okay. You don't have to. 531 00:30:34,283 --> 00:30:36,284 I know... I know what you're trying to say. 532 00:30:36,284 --> 00:30:38,788 You love me to death, but you don't love me. 533 00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:41,791 So we should... keep things as they are. 534 00:30:41,791 --> 00:30:44,779 Just stay friends, right? 535 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,271 Hey, see? We have so much in common, 536 00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,783 we can even read each other's minds. 537 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:54,922 Well. 538 00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,223 It was just a thought. 539 00:30:58,223 --> 00:31:00,225 You know, a suggestion. 540 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,726 That's all. 541 00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:05,230 Would you excuse me, I've got to, uh... I've got to get dressed 542 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,181 or I'm going to be late for work. 543 00:31:06,181 --> 00:31:10,684 Do you mind letting yourself out? 544 00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:29,585 - We're going to get you "Rage". - Cool. 545 00:31:29,585 --> 00:31:32,956 You look like shit. 546 00:31:32,956 --> 00:31:34,357 We have an interview with "Pittsburgh Out", 547 00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:35,458 couldn't you have dressed up a little? 548 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,461 I'm an artist, not a businessman. 549 00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:39,962 I don't need to wear a suit and tie 550 00:31:39,962 --> 00:31:40,962 to impress anyone. 551 00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:42,398 This is for Brian. He... 552 00:31:42,398 --> 00:31:43,399 he went to a lot of trouble for us. 553 00:31:43,866 --> 00:31:46,869 It's not for us, it's for him. 554 00:31:46,869 --> 00:31:48,870 Brian calls all the shots. 555 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:51,374 Brian controls the show. Including us. 556 00:31:51,374 --> 00:31:53,309 If you ask me, he's been pretty good to you. 557 00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:54,759 I mean, he saved your life, 558 00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:56,761 took you in, he's putting you through school, 559 00:31:57,262 --> 00:31:59,214 he protects you, looks after you, you know, 560 00:31:59,214 --> 00:32:00,715 and whether you believe it or not, he loves you, 561 00:32:00,726 --> 00:32:02,634 more than he's ever loved anyone. 562 00:32:02,634 --> 00:32:04,135 He doesn't love me. 563 00:32:04,135 --> 00:32:05,637 He fucks me. 564 00:32:05,637 --> 00:32:08,640 Well then, why don't you find somebody else? 565 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:14,078 Maybe you already have. 566 00:32:14,078 --> 00:32:15,512 He told you? 567 00:32:15,512 --> 00:32:18,516 He never said a word. 568 00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:23,504 I told him. 569 00:32:23,504 --> 00:32:24,972 How did you know? 570 00:32:24,982 --> 00:32:27,942 I saw the two of you kissing on the street. 571 00:32:27,942 --> 00:32:29,877 - You asshole. - Don't call me an asshole, 572 00:32:29,877 --> 00:32:31,812 you ungrateful little prick. 573 00:32:31,812 --> 00:32:33,313 And why don't mind your own business? 574 00:32:33,313 --> 00:32:34,747 Brian is my business. He's my best friend. 575 00:32:35,231 --> 00:32:36,684 Fuck you, Michael. 576 00:32:36,684 --> 00:32:39,686 Fuck you! Fuck you. 577 00:32:39,686 --> 00:32:40,687 Hi. 578 00:32:40,687 --> 00:32:42,121 Hi, I'm Tom Donahue 579 00:32:42,121 --> 00:32:44,057 with "Pittsburgh Out". 580 00:32:44,057 --> 00:32:47,043 I'm doing the article about "Rage". 581 00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:48,478 Who's Michael and who's Justin? 582 00:32:48,478 --> 00:32:53,415 He's Michael. I'm gone. 583 00:33:00,839 --> 00:33:03,343 There you go, honey. What you reading? 584 00:33:03,343 --> 00:33:05,827 Uh, it's a book about Tantric Buddhism. 585 00:33:05,827 --> 00:33:08,313 I know about that stuff. 586 00:33:08,313 --> 00:33:10,265 Helps extends your orgasms. 587 00:33:10,265 --> 00:33:12,256 Yeah, it does, 588 00:33:12,267 --> 00:33:13,769 among other things. 589 00:33:13,769 --> 00:33:16,773 I find Danielle Steele does it for me. 590 00:33:18,173 --> 00:33:20,675 Well, uh, listen, I'd better get over to the passport office. 591 00:33:20,675 --> 00:33:23,612 I'll see you later. 592 00:33:23,612 --> 00:33:25,531 Bye. 593 00:33:27,531 --> 00:33:29,986 Ben. 594 00:33:30,986 --> 00:33:32,937 Honey. 595 00:33:32,937 --> 00:33:34,405 These are for you. 596 00:33:34,405 --> 00:33:37,907 They're lemon bars in case you get hungry later. 597 00:33:37,907 --> 00:33:40,380 Thank you. 598 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,331 I gotta take care of my boys. 599 00:33:44,831 --> 00:33:46,283 You're not gonna get these kind of homemade treats 600 00:33:46,783 --> 00:33:48,218 - where you're going. - No. 601 00:33:48,218 --> 00:33:50,655 No, I will... I'll miss them. 602 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:55,625 I bet you're gonna miss a lot of things. 603 00:33:56,126 --> 00:33:58,628 Ben, six months is a long time to... 604 00:33:58,628 --> 00:34:01,081 ask somebody to wait. I mean... 605 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:06,085 you never know what's gonna happen. 606 00:34:06,585 --> 00:34:09,089 We talked about it and, uh... 607 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:11,090 he'll be fine. 608 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,092 You know, in fact, in some ways, he... 609 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:14,593 might even be better off. 610 00:34:14,593 --> 00:34:16,079 How do you figure that? 611 00:34:16,579 --> 00:34:18,063 Well, you know... 612 00:34:18,063 --> 00:34:20,032 not having me around to worry about. 613 00:34:20,532 --> 00:34:22,034 Uh-huh. 614 00:34:22,534 --> 00:34:24,035 So you're doing him a favour. 615 00:34:24,035 --> 00:34:25,037 What the fuck is that? 616 00:34:25,537 --> 00:34:30,425 Some kind of noble self-sacrifice? 617 00:34:30,425 --> 00:34:32,427 Look, Debbie, you know better than anyone he... he... 618 00:34:32,427 --> 00:34:33,928 would have an easier ride. 619 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,831 Who says love's an easy ride? General motors? 620 00:34:36,831 --> 00:34:39,283 Michael's used to bumps. 621 00:34:39,283 --> 00:34:41,285 He grew up with me. 622 00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,254 So, if you think you're... 623 00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:45,757 doing him a favour by... leaving... 624 00:34:46,257 --> 00:34:48,242 there's no need. My son's strong. 625 00:34:48,693 --> 00:34:51,194 He's strong enough to see anything through. 626 00:34:51,678 --> 00:34:53,678 The question is, are you? 627 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,322 A Rage-tini for you... 628 00:35:37,322 --> 00:35:39,325 and a Zephyr-politan for me. 629 00:35:39,325 --> 00:35:40,793 All right. 630 00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:43,228 - Isn't that adorable? - Leave it to Brian. 631 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,662 Gotta hand it to him. 632 00:35:44,662 --> 00:35:46,164 When it comes to throwing parties, 633 00:35:46,164 --> 00:35:47,666 he's almost in the same league as me. 634 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:53,569 Well, aren't you going to make some cleverbon mot about my parties? 635 00:35:54,072 --> 00:35:58,576 I'll get a Rage-tini. 636 00:35:58,576 --> 00:36:01,044 This is so cool. 637 00:36:01,044 --> 00:36:02,546 You're a star. 638 00:36:02,546 --> 00:36:03,530 Right. 639 00:36:04,014 --> 00:36:05,467 Damn right it's right. 640 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:06,401 Are our kids 641 00:36:06,901 --> 00:36:08,335 fucking unbelievable or what? 642 00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:11,271 They absofuckinglutely are. 643 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:13,690 But I'm not surprised. 644 00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:15,659 It's like when you learned to ride your two-wheeler. 645 00:36:15,659 --> 00:36:17,127 If you want something, 646 00:36:17,127 --> 00:36:19,113 nothing can stop you. 647 00:36:19,113 --> 00:36:20,546 You. 648 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:21,547 Wow. 649 00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:35,194 Welcome to Gayopolis. 650 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:39,148 Home of that fabulous superhero, Rage. 651 00:36:39,148 --> 00:36:41,634 What, you've never heard of Rage? 652 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,636 Well, you will after tonight. 653 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:46,638 With powers of mind greater than any known to man, 654 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:49,624 he can bend anyone's will to his, 655 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:52,578 rout the forces of intolerance and injustice, 656 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:57,582 and still have the strength to fuck 100 guys. 657 00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:02,988 I wrote that copy. 658 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,489 No shit. 659 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:05,974 Uh-oh, looks like a twink's in trouble. 660 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,277 - Come here, you queer. - Cocksucker! 661 00:37:25,742 --> 00:37:27,711 Somebody help me! 662 00:37:27,711 --> 00:37:34,067 But somewhere in Gayopolis, his cries are heard. 663 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:37,021 It's Rage and Zephyr! 664 00:37:59,424 --> 00:38:03,713 Rage entraps J.T.'s bashers in a mind distortion field. 665 00:38:04,214 --> 00:38:06,715 They perceive each other as fags, 666 00:38:06,715 --> 00:38:10,485 and beat themselves to death. 667 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,346 Rage revives J.T. 668 00:38:21,346 --> 00:38:27,251 using his other superpower... 669 00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:43,417 and justice prevails in Gayopolis. 670 00:38:43,417 --> 00:38:46,386 Everybody, party! 671 00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:02,702 Well, don't thank me all at once. 672 00:39:02,702 --> 00:39:08,091 I think I'm going to get a drink. 673 00:39:08,091 --> 00:39:10,593 What's his problem? 674 00:39:11,093 --> 00:39:13,045 We're not speaking. 675 00:39:13,545 --> 00:39:16,049 Creative differences. 676 00:39:16,049 --> 00:39:18,050 Actually, we're in total agreement. 677 00:39:18,050 --> 00:39:21,503 He thinks I'm an asshole, and I think he's one. 678 00:39:21,503 --> 00:39:24,472 Well, I just spent a fucking fortune on this, so, uh... 679 00:39:24,974 --> 00:39:26,892 - Sort it out. - After what he told you? 680 00:39:27,343 --> 00:39:29,327 He was just looking after me. 681 00:39:29,327 --> 00:39:33,831 Like Zephyr looks after Rage. 682 00:39:33,831 --> 00:39:36,334 You know, if you want your comic book to be a success, 683 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:40,338 you should put your personal feelings aside. 684 00:39:40,338 --> 00:39:45,760 And don't piss on your achievement. 685 00:39:57,070 --> 00:40:03,577 I think I'll have one of those, uh, pretty purple ones. 686 00:40:03,577 --> 00:40:05,045 There's Michael. I should go, uh, 687 00:40:05,045 --> 00:40:07,014 - congratulate him. - Hey. 688 00:40:07,014 --> 00:40:09,515 Would you stop running away from me, please? 689 00:40:09,515 --> 00:40:11,318 - Who's running? - You are. 690 00:40:11,318 --> 00:40:13,320 And don't tell me you're not. 691 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,256 We can read each other's minds, remember? 692 00:40:17,256 --> 00:40:19,760 You're embarrassed. 693 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,261 Very perceptive. 694 00:40:21,761 --> 00:40:24,263 Well, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. 695 00:40:24,263 --> 00:40:25,765 It's easy for you to say. 696 00:40:25,765 --> 00:40:27,233 You didn't make a fool of yourself. 697 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:31,203 Teddy, you are not a fool. 698 00:40:31,203 --> 00:40:32,705 It takes a lot of courage to... to... 699 00:40:32,705 --> 00:40:35,206 speak what's in your heart. 700 00:40:35,206 --> 00:40:38,210 More courage than saving the world from arch-villains. 701 00:40:38,711 --> 00:40:41,162 That's me. Pathetic-Man. 702 00:40:41,162 --> 00:40:44,132 You're not pathetic. 703 00:40:44,132 --> 00:40:47,136 You're funny, and... and witty. 704 00:40:47,635 --> 00:40:50,138 - You're brilliant. - Spare me the flattery. 705 00:40:50,138 --> 00:40:51,139 It's true. 706 00:40:51,623 --> 00:40:52,990 That's what makes you sexy, 707 00:40:53,091 --> 00:40:57,095 because you're so, so smart. 708 00:40:57,095 --> 00:40:58,596 You know what they say, the... 709 00:40:58,596 --> 00:41:03,550 The brain is the... second sexiest organ. 710 00:41:03,550 --> 00:41:08,055 Which is not to say that the rest of you is not hot. 711 00:41:08,055 --> 00:41:11,058 I mean... hi. Feel those pecs. 712 00:41:11,058 --> 00:41:13,043 They're hard as a rock. 713 00:41:13,043 --> 00:41:15,045 And, um, hello, hello, Ted, 714 00:41:15,045 --> 00:41:18,048 that's a nice little six-pack you've got going there. 715 00:41:18,048 --> 00:41:19,550 It's more of a four pack, really. 716 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:25,439 You're so funny. 717 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:26,439 And those... 718 00:41:26,439 --> 00:41:29,876 those big puppy-dog eyes... 719 00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:36,282 you could just dive right in. 720 00:41:36,282 --> 00:41:38,284 And... 721 00:41:38,284 --> 00:41:40,789 and your lips are... 722 00:41:42,789 --> 00:41:46,775 they're so, um... 723 00:41:46,775 --> 00:41:48,777 so... 724 00:41:57,269 --> 00:41:58,770 Jesus, what the hell did they put in those drinks? 725 00:41:58,770 --> 00:42:00,725 Bartender, two more. 726 00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:18,873 There you are. 727 00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:20,374 Having fun? 728 00:42:20,374 --> 00:42:22,376 Yeah, it's great. 729 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:24,378 You know, Brian's looking for you. 730 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:26,881 - He is? - Well, of course. 731 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:28,883 It's your big night, sweetie. 732 00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:30,384 He wants to be with you. 733 00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:44,297 I bet Tibet's going to seem quiet after this. 734 00:42:44,297 --> 00:42:45,799 Yeah, no dancing, 735 00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:47,300 no drinking, no drugs. 736 00:42:47,801 --> 00:42:48,785 Get it while you can. 737 00:42:48,785 --> 00:42:51,203 Yeah, what do you think I'm doing? 738 00:42:51,203 --> 00:42:54,657 I want you to know, I'm not going to come here without you. 739 00:42:54,657 --> 00:42:56,659 I appreciate the selfless sacrifice. 740 00:42:56,659 --> 00:42:59,077 I'll be sitting at home, knitting, 741 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:01,029 waiting for your return... 742 00:43:01,029 --> 00:43:03,031 - I don't want you not to have fun. - Don't worry, I... 743 00:43:03,031 --> 00:43:04,950 I intend to have plenty of fun. 744 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:07,988 Although, phone sex to Tibet will be expensive. 745 00:43:09,388 --> 00:43:13,775 I'm afraid there won't be much of that, Michael. 746 00:43:13,775 --> 00:43:15,727 'Cause you have to be celibate. 747 00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:17,801 'Cause I'm not going. 748 00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:23,701 But it's all you've thought about, 749 00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:25,169 it's all you've talked about. 750 00:43:25,653 --> 00:43:28,106 And you were willing to let me go. 751 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,609 You said it was what you needed. 752 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,595 I already have what I need. 753 00:43:34,595 --> 00:43:37,600 Baby, I don't have to go to Tibet to find it. 754 00:44:50,334 --> 00:44:52,337 Congratulations, Justin. 755 00:45:10,086 --> 00:45:14,091 I was practicing the Beethoven. 756 00:45:14,091 --> 00:45:15,591 It sounded like shit, and I realized, 757 00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:18,511 it's all your fault. 758 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,711 My fault? 759 00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:23,511 I tried to forget about you but I can't. 760 00:45:23,611 --> 00:45:25,911 You're all I think about.