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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON
STRIPPER OF THE YEAR, GISELLE.

2
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I KNOW, I NEVER WON
NOTHIN' BEFORE.

3
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WELL, EXCEPT, ONCE WHEN
I WAS IN THE THIRD GRADE,

4
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I WON A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.

5
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THE THIRD GRADE ?

6
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THIRD ?

7
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WELL, I WAS 18.

8
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OH, OF COURSE.

9
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RIGHT...

10
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DANCING WATERS !

11
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OOOH... WOW !

12
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WHOA...

13
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WOW, CHECK OUT
THOSE HOTTIES.

14
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( cars honking )

15
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AAAHHH... !

16
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HELP !

17
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( zipping )

18
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HELP,
I CAN'T SWIM !

19
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( bubbling )

20
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YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

21
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WHOA,
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE--

22
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I KNOW, PAM ANDERSON.

23
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A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY
I LOOK LIKE PAM ANDERSON.

24
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WHAT-- NO, NO,

25
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YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING
LIKE PAM ANDERSON.

26
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I WAS GONNA SAY YOU
LOOK LIKE THIS HOT BROAD

27
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THAT WAS STANDING OVER THERE
BY THE RAILING WHEN I CRASHED.

28
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OH... RIGHT.

29
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WELL,
THAT WASN'T ME.

30
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YOU DON'T THINK
I LOOK LIKE PAM ?

31
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NOT EVEN A LITTLE ?
NOPE.

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

33
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

34
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( evil laughter )

35
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COUNTERFEITING PENNIES...

36
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NOW THIS IS WHAT
I CALL "MAKING MONEY".

37
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FINISHED, BOSS.

38
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THIS ONE ONLY TOOK ME
THREE MONTHS.

39
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WAIT A SECOND...
IN "DOG" WE TRUST ?

40
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YOU KNOW I'M DYSLEXIC.

41
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OH...

42
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WELL, MAYBE
NOBODY WILL NOTICE.

43
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CHEAPO, WE'VE BEEN
COUNTERFEITING PENNIES

44
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FOR, LIKE, YEARS NOW.

45
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WOULDN'T IT BE MORE,
YOU KNOW,

46
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BETTER IF WE COUNTERFEITED

47
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SAY, QUARTERS,
OR EVEN NICKELS ?

48
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WOULDN'T IT BE MORE,
YOU KNOW, BETTER

49
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IF YOU JUST SHUT UP !

50
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SORRY.

51
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GO ON, SAY IT.

52
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UM, CHEAPO, ME AND HENCHMAN
WE'VE BEEN THINKING,

53
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MAYBE WE COULD, UH,

54
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USE SOME OF THOSE FAKE PENNIES
TO BUY NEW UNIFORMS.

55
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WE BEEN WEARING THESE
SAME ONES FOR YEARS.

56
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I WAS THINKING WE COULD
SPRUCE 'EM UP A BIT.

57
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE WITH
SOME COLORFUL SEQUINS

58
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OR RHINESTONES...

59
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HERE,
I MADE SOME DRAWINGS.

60
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SEE ? DON'T YOU
JUST LOVE

61
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HOW THE ORANGE BLENDS IN
WITH THE BLUE AND--

62
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NEVER !

63
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LOOK AROUND YOU !

64
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I DIDN'T BUILD THIS EMPIRE
THROWING AWAY MONEY

65
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LIKE SOME...
MONEY THROWER-AWAYER.

66
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RIGHT, BOSS.

67
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SORRY, BOSS.

68
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I HAVE BIG PLANS
FOR THESE PENNIES.

69
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THEY'RE GONNA FINANCE
OUR BIGGEST CRIME YET.

70
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REALLY ?

71
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HOW BIG ?

72
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WE'RE GOING
TO LAS VEGAS !

73
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AWW, NUTCRACKERS,
I LOST AGAIN.

74
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GISELLE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!

75
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PLAYING STRIP POKER.

76
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YOU DON'T PLAY STRIP POKER
IN A CASINO !

77
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BUT THESE SWEET GUYS
SAID WE WAS.

78
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COME ON.

79
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AWW...       AWW...       AWW...

80
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BOOBS...
BOOBS...BOOBS...

81
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YEAH, GOODIE, I WON,
18 MORE NICKELS !

82
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GOODIE, I WON !

83
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YOU KNOW, STRIPPERELLA
DONATES 100% OF THE PROCEEDS

84
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FROM LICENSING HER IMAGE
TO CHARITY.

85
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I KNOW,
SHE HAS HER OWN CHARITY:

86
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ANIMALS NEED UNIVERSAL SUPPORT,
OR "A.N.U.S."

87
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I HAPPEN TO BE A BIG SUPPORTER
OF STRIPPERELLA'S ANUS.

88
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HEY, BABY, THE WIFE AND
KIDS ARE AT THE WATER PARK

89
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SO I GOT THE ROOM
ALL TO MYSELF.

90
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EWW.

91
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IN FACT, DOUBLE EWW.

92
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SO, YOU DON'T WANNA
GO TO THE ROOM ?

93
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FINE, WE CAN
GET BUSY RIGHT HERE.

94
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DIDN'T YOU
HEAR THE LADY ?

95
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SHE SAID "DOUBLE-EWW".

96
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SHE'S
NOT INTERESTED.

97
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WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU THEN ?

98
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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
STAYS IN VEGAS.

99
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HEY, WAITRESS,
ANOTHER VODKA !

100
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THAT WAS CLOSE.

101
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HE ALMOST KNOCKED OVER
MY GUITAR.

102
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YOU'RE A MUSICIAN ?

103
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YEAH, I'M DEVON.

104
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UM, I'M EROTICA.

105
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WELL, EROTICA, CAN I
BUY YOU A FREE DRINK ?

106
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SIR, HERE'S YOUR VODKA.

107
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AH, LAS VEGAS...

108
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HOME OF FREE DRINKS
AND THE $1.99 STEAK.

109
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IT'S A PENNY PINCHER'S
PARADISE !

110
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( muffled chatter )

111
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( with disdain )
OH...

112
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( gasping for air )

113
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NEXT TIME, CAN WE PLEASE BUY
TWO MORE SEATS ON THE BUS ?

114
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OR AT LEAST POKE HOLES
IN THE SUITCASE ?!

115
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HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF
CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT

116
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THINGS IN THE PAST
WE CAN'T CHANGE,

117
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WE CONCENTRATE
ON WHY WE'RE HERE !

118
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SO, WHY ARE WE HERE ?

119
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WE ARE GONNA KNOCK OFF
THAT CASINO !

120
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WHOA !

121
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT !

122
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NOT THAT ONE,
THAT ONE !

123
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THE COPPER NUGGET.

124
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INSIDE THEIR VAULT THERE ARE
OVER 100 COPPER BRICKS.

125
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THEY'RE LIKE GOLD BRICKS,

126
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EXCEPT THAT
THEY'RE MADE OF COPPER.

127
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE CAN DO
WITH ALL THOSE COPPER BRICKS ?

128
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BUILD A COPPER HOUSE ?

129
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NO... WE CAN TURN THEM
INTO COUNTERFEIT PENNIES.

130
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THOUSANDS OF THEM !

131
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I'VE BEEN PLAYING MUSIC
SINCE I WAS SIX.

132
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IT'S MY PASSION.

133
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WHEN I WRITE A SONG,

134
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I DON'T SHARE IT
WITH THE WORLD

135
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UNTIL IT COMPLETELY,
TOTALLY REPRESENTS MY SOUL.

136
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WOW, I'D REALLY LOVE
TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC.

137
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I'M PLAYING TOMORROW NIGHT
AT THE DOUBLE-DOWN SALOON.

138
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I WOULD LOVE IT
IF YOU COULD MAKE IT.

139
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OH, THIS IS
THE WORST TRIP EVER.

140
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I'M DOWN OVER $1000.

141
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THIS IS
MY LAST HAND.

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( coins falling )

143
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H-HEY, JACKPOT !

144
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I WON $1,000,
I GOT MY MONEY BACK !

145
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CIGARETTES,
CIGARS, LICORICE

146
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RAISINS, DATES,
PRUNES...

147
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OOH, I LOVE DATES.

148
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EXCUSE ME,
HOW MUCH FOR A DATE ?

149
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?

150
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I SAID
"HOW MUCH FOR A DATE ?"

151
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

152
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VEGAS VICE.

153
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST,
PERVERT.

154
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( blows whistle )

155
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
I JUST WANTED A DATE !

156
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AND MAYBE A PRUNE !

157
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WAIT... MY MONEY
IS IN THAT MACHINE !

158
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LOOKS LIKE
A POLICE BUST.

159
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UNFORTUNATELY, MOST OF THE GIRLS
YOU SEE AT THESE CASINO BARS

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ARE HOOKERS OR STRIPPERS.

161
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HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS
ARE PEOPLE, TOO.

162
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING A STRIPPER.

163
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THAT'S GREAT
YOU BELIEVE THAT.

164
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ALL I KNOW IS I WOULDN'T
GO OUT WITH A STRIPPER.

165
00:07:01,383 --> 00:07:03,515
WELL, FOR ALL YOU KNOW,
I COULD BE A STRIPPER.

166
00:07:03,616 --> 00:07:07,048
WHAT DO YOU
DO FOR A LIVING ?

167
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( jailhouse harmonica playing )

168
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...SO I TOLD HIM I WAS A
SOUTHWEST MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT

169
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FOR THE FILE
ENGINEERING DIVISION

170
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OF A COMPANY THAT
MANUFACTURES THOSE LITTLE CAPS

171
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THAT GO ON THE TOP OF THE POLES
IN THE CHAINLINK FENCES.

172
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I JUST COULDN'T TELL HIM
I WAS A STRIPPER.

173
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WHEN SOME PEOPLE
HEAR "STRIPPER"

174
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ALL THEY CAN PICTURE
IS SOME CRAZY, SLUTTY TRAMP.

175
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I MEAN, NONE OF US
ARE LIKE THAT.

176
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WELL,
EXCEPT PERSEPHONE.

177
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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

178
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I JUST HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME
MEETING GUYS

179
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AND YOU KNOW
I'M A SUCKER FOR MUSICIANS.

180
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HE JUST SEEMS
SO PASSIONATE.

181
00:08:03,119 --> 00:08:04,883
I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR HIS MUSIC.

182
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,283
I'M SURE WHEN
HE GETS TO KNOW YOU,

183
00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:07,916
IT WON'T MATTER THAT
YOU LET STRANGERS

184
00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:09,482
SEE YOU NAKED
FOR A LIVING.

185
00:08:09,584 --> 00:08:11,084
OH, IT'S NOT FAIR.

186
00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:12,551
I FINALLY MEET
A GUY I REALLY LIKE

187
00:08:12,652 --> 00:08:14,317
AND I JUST KNOW IF
I TELL HIM I'M A STRIPPER

188
00:08:14,419 --> 00:08:16,317
HE'S GONNA WANT
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

189
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I DON'T WANNA DIE ALONE !

190
00:08:19,118 --> 00:08:24,117
KEVIN, PETE, MARIO,
GISELLE AND PERSEPHONE.

191
00:08:24,219 --> 00:08:28,951
YOU ALL HAVE VERY
IMPORTANT PHONE CALLS.

192
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HEY, EROTICA... IT'S ME.

193
00:08:33,752 --> 00:08:36,250
WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN EASIER TO
JUST CALL ME OUT OF THE ROOM ?

194
00:08:36,352 --> 00:08:38,818
NO, THEY REALLY
HAD PHONE CALLS.

195
00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,450
OH-- WELL,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

196
00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:43,218
THE CHIEF NEEDS
TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.

197
00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,452
HE'S WAITING FOR YOU
IN THE STEAM ROOM.

198
00:08:49,886 --> 00:08:50,951
CHIEF STROGANOFF ?

199
00:08:51,053 --> 00:08:52,451
AGENT 69
REPORTING FOR DUTY.

200
00:08:52,553 --> 00:08:54,184
STRIPPERELLA...
IT'S CHEAPO.

201
00:08:54,286 --> 00:08:55,485
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE

202
00:08:55,587 --> 00:08:57,485
HE'S IN LAS VEGAS
AND HE'S UP TO NO GOOD.

203
00:08:57,587 --> 00:08:58,819
( gasp )

204
00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,251
OH-- OH MY GOODNESS !

205
00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:01,952
I KNOW,
IT'S TERRIBLE.

206
00:09:02,053 --> 00:09:04,218
HERE, I HAVE SOMETHING
BIG TO SHOW YOU.

207
00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,551
LOOK AT THIS.

208
00:09:05,653 --> 00:09:07,919
CHEAPO PLACED THIS AD
IN THE LOCAL FREE PRESS.

209
00:09:08,021 --> 00:09:11,418
"WANTED: ELEVEN EVIL VILLAINS
TO ASSIST IN MAJOR CRIME.

210
00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,785
"IF INTERESTED,
REPORT TO THE 99-CENT BUFFET

211
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,485
AT THE MONTAGE CASINO
TOMORROW AT NOON."

212
00:09:16,587 --> 00:09:18,852
I WANT YOU TO GO
UNDERCOVER AS A BAD GUY

213
00:09:18,954 --> 00:09:20,152
AND INFILTRATE
THAT MEETING.

214
00:09:20,254 --> 00:09:22,752
OKAY, CHIEF, GOT IT.

215
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,219
REMEMBER, WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO HAVE CHEAPO ON THE LOOSE

216
00:09:25,321 --> 00:09:26,752
JUST DANGLING FREE

217
00:09:26,854 --> 00:09:29,520
HANGING OUT IN THE OPEN
WITH THOSE TWO NUTS OF HIS,

218
00:09:29,621 --> 00:09:33,185
LIKE SOME SORT OF DEFORMED,
GROTESQUE WILD SNAKE.

219
00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:35,419
OKEY-DOKEY,
GOT IT, BYE.

220
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:50,853
I'M GLAD
YOU COULD ALL BE HERE.

221
00:09:50,955 --> 00:09:52,920
DIRTY SANCHEZ,
PENIS FACE

222
00:09:53,022 --> 00:09:54,287
THE PLUMBER, RUBBER BOY

223
00:09:54,389 --> 00:09:57,686
EVIL LOCKSMITH,
LAZY SUSAN

224
00:09:57,788 --> 00:10:00,320
CRAZY EYES, WEIRD AL.

225
00:10:00,422 --> 00:10:02,353
WE ARE GOING TO
ROB A CASINO.

226
00:10:02,456 --> 00:10:04,220
( affirming murmurs )

227
00:10:04,322 --> 00:10:06,620
HERE'S HOW
WE'RE GONNA DO IT.

228
00:10:06,722 --> 00:10:08,554
RUBBER BOY, WE'RE GONNA
NEED YOU CONTORT YOURSELF

229
00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:10,787
INTO A LITTLE BALL,
THEN YOU'RE GONNA--

230
00:10:10,889 --> 00:10:12,219
SIR, I CAN'T DO THAT

231
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,587
'CAUSE I'M NOT
THAT LIMBER.

232
00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,054
WELL, AREN'T YOU
RUBBER BOY ?

233
00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,687
WELL, YEAH,
BUT THEY JUST CALL ME THAT

234
00:10:16,789 --> 00:10:19,320
BECAUSE I DEDICATED MY LIFE
TO PROMOTING SAFE SEX.

235
00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:21,387
WOULD YOU LIKE
A FREE CONDOM ?

236
00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:22,520
NO !

237
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,787
OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
FREE ?

238
00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:25,187
SURE.

239
00:10:25,289 --> 00:10:28,654
CAN ANYBODY CURL UP
INTO A LITTLE BALL ?

240
00:10:28,756 --> 00:10:30,521
( Stripperella )
I CAN.

241
00:10:37,022 --> 00:10:38,454
OH, WHO ARE YOU ?

242
00:10:38,556 --> 00:10:39,755
WHO AM I ?

243
00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:43,054
UH, I'M ROBIN...
ROBIN STUFF.

244
00:10:43,156 --> 00:10:44,221
I'M REAL EVIL.

245
00:10:44,323 --> 00:10:46,020
I LOVE CRIME
AND IF IT MEANS ANYTHING,

246
00:10:46,122 --> 00:10:47,421
I WORK CHEAP.

247
00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:50,588
WELL, HAVE A SEAT,
ROBIN STUFF.

248
00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:54,688
WHAT EXACTLY IS EVERYBODY'S
TAKE IN THIS HEIST ?

249
00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:56,122
HOW MUCH MONEY
WE TALKING HERE ?

250
00:10:56,224 --> 00:10:59,355
OUR TARGET IS THE 100 COPPER
BRICKS INSIDE THE VAULT

251
00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:00,955
OF THE COPPER NUGGET CASINO.

252
00:11:01,057 --> 00:11:02,654
FOR YOUR SERVICES,
EACH OF YOU WILL BE PAID

253
00:11:02,757 --> 00:11:07,623
ONE ENTIRE COPPER BRICK,
EACH VALUED AT NEARLY $16.

254
00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:11,289
AH, I DON'T MEAN TO BE
OUT OF LINE, CHEAPO,

255
00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:12,756
BUT 16 BUCKS ?

256
00:11:12,857 --> 00:11:14,589
IF WE'RE GONNA RISK
BREAKING INTO A CASINO,

257
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:16,055
SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING AWAY

258
00:11:16,157 --> 00:11:17,789
WITH AT LEAST SEVERAL
MILLION DOLLARS ?

259
00:11:17,891 --> 00:11:19,789
YEAH, AS YOU KNOW,
I'M A PLUMBER.

260
00:11:19,891 --> 00:11:22,356
I USUALLY GET, LIKE,
$60 AN HOUR TO PLUMB.

261
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,356
I'D BE LOSING MONEY
IF I DID THIS.

262
00:11:24,457 --> 00:11:25,355
( murmuring in agreement )

263
00:11:25,457 --> 00:11:26,556
( man )
YEAH, WE GOT SKILLS.

264
00:11:26,657 --> 00:11:27,990
THE DEAL IS WHAT IT IS.

265
00:11:28,092 --> 00:11:29,689
IF ANYONE WANTS OUT,
NOW IS THE TIME.

266
00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:32,856
THAT'S IT FOR ME,
I'M OUT.

267
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:33,923
HEY, WAIT-- WAIT...

268
00:11:34,024 --> 00:11:35,855
YOU EACH OWE ME 99-CENTS
FOR THE BUFFET !

269
00:11:35,957 --> 00:11:38,122
YEAH, PUT IT
ON MY TAB.

270
00:11:38,225 --> 00:11:40,256
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING ?

271
00:11:40,358 --> 00:11:41,356
NOWHERE ?

272
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:44,189
I WANTED MORE JELLO
WITH THE FRUIT IN IT ?

273
00:11:46,058 --> 00:11:46,923
YOU'RE STILL IN ?

274
00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:49,790
I TOLD YOU,
I WORK CHEAP.

275
00:11:55,358 --> 00:11:57,189
( Cheapo )
THEN, HENCHMAN
YOU'LL HAVE 15 SECONDS

276
00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:58,957
TO TAKE DOWN THE GUARD
AT THAT ENTRANCE

277
00:11:59,059 --> 00:12:01,423
CUT A HOLE IN THE ROOF
AND RAPPEL INTO THE VAULT.

278
00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:02,857
15 SECONDS ?!

279
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:05,291
HENCHMAN
A HOLE THROUGH THE SIDE WALL

280
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,523
ENTER THE CASINO,
THEN SIMULTANEOUS DEPLOY

281
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,456
STINK BOMBS AT ALL
17 ENTRANCES.

282
00:12:09,558 --> 00:12:11,690
CAN'T I JUST WALK IN
THE FRONT DOOR ?

283
00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,324
EROTICA ?

284
00:12:13,426 --> 00:12:15,257
I'M SORRY, YOU MUST HAVE ME
CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

285
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,756
OF COURSE IT'S YOU,
EROTICA.

286
00:12:16,859 --> 00:12:18,324
YOU LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

287
00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:19,857
I RECOGNIZE YOUR TATTOO.

288
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,591
A LOT OF PEOPLE
HAVE THIS TATTOO.

289
00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:22,724
I SAID I DON'T KNOW YOU.

290
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,758
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TINY SCAR
ON YOUR ANKLE ?

291
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:27,358
AND, OH, YOU GOT THAT
SAME HEART-SHAPED BIRTHMARK

292
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,524
ON YOUR BEHIND.

293
00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:29,858
IT'S A COINCIDENCE.

294
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,324
ALL THOSE THINGS ARE
COINCIDENCES.

295
00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:33,991
NOW BEAT IT, GISELLE--
OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS

296
00:12:34,093 --> 00:12:35,357
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW !

297
00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:38,225
OH, I AM SO SORRY, MA'AM,
I COULDA SWORN YOU WAS HER.

298
00:12:38,326 --> 00:12:39,691
MY APOLOGIES.

299
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,992
SO, SHALL WE
CONTINUE DISCUSSING

300
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,791
ALL THE INTIMATE DETAILS
OF THE HEIST ?

301
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,557
AHH...

302
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,025
WE CAN'T TRUST HER.

303
00:12:49,127 --> 00:12:51,125
I DON'T KNOW WHAT,
BUT SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING.

304
00:12:51,227 --> 00:12:52,358
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?

305
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,791
SHE KNOWS
TOO MUCH ALREADY.

306
00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:55,658
WE'LL HAVE TO SILENCE HER,
PERMANENTLY.

307
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,025
AH, HA HA HA HA--

308
00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,425
OH, AND CHEAPLY.

309
00:12:59,527 --> 00:13:02,158
( evil laughter )

310
00:13:10,094 --> 00:13:11,859
OH, MOM, THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE.

311
00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:13,859
I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU.

312
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,159
MOM, I CAN EXPLAIN.

313
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,893
IT'S A ALL A BIG
MISUNDERSTANDING.

314
00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:22,126
HOW COULD YOU SOLICIT A
DIRTY HOOKER IN A CASINO BAR

315
00:13:22,227 --> 00:13:24,426
WHEN THERE ARE PERFECTLY
GOOD LEGAL BROTHELS

316
00:13:24,528 --> 00:13:26,125
WITHIN DRIVING DISTANCE ?

317
00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:27,858
HUH ?

318
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,326
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?

319
00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:32,560
IN THIS DAY AND AGE YOU REALLY
HAVE TO GO TO A BROTHEL !

320
00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:35,425
WHAT, WITH THE DISEASES
AND THE RUDE PIMPS...

321
00:13:35,528 --> 00:13:37,193
( sigh )
I TELL YA,

322
00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:40,626
IT WAS A LOT DIFFERENT BACK
WHEN I WAS A PROSTITUTE.

323
00:13:40,729 --> 00:13:42,660
MOM, HONEST,
I'M INNOCENT, I---

324
00:13:42,762 --> 00:13:45,459
DID YOU JUST SAY "BACK WHEN
I WAS A PROSTITUTE" ?

325
00:13:45,562 --> 00:13:46,592
YES !

326
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:50,993
I WAS A PROSTITUTE FROM
1948 TO 1953--

327
00:13:51,095 --> 00:13:53,027
AND, YOU KNOW,
ONCE AGAIN IN 1993--

328
00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:54,559
BUT YOU KNEW ALL THAT.

329
00:13:54,662 --> 00:13:56,793
NO, I KNEW
NOTHING OF THE SORT !

330
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,127
ARE YOU SURE ?

331
00:13:58,229 --> 00:14:00,294
MOM, I THINK I'D REMEMBER IF
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A WHORE !

332
00:14:00,396 --> 00:14:01,960
A PROSTITUTE, HONEY.

333
00:14:02,062 --> 00:14:03,160
WHATEVER !

334
00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:04,793
DOES DAD
KNOW ABOUT THIS ?

335
00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:06,627
OF COURSE,
THAT'S HOW WE MET.

336
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:07,993
I THOUGHT
YOU MET AT CHURCH.

337
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:10,361
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
WE MET ON THE STREET

338
00:14:10,463 --> 00:14:12,327
BUT WE WENT INTO
THE CHURCH...

339
00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:13,761
OH-- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY !

340
00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:15,895
PLEASE, MOM, STOP TALKING,
JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.

341
00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,128
DID YOU PAY MY BAIL ?

342
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:18,494
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

343
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,161
THEY DO THINGS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT IN LAS VEGAS.

344
00:14:21,263 --> 00:14:22,427
OH, GUARD...

345
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:27,128
MY FATE IS GONNA BE DECIDED
BY THE SPIN OF A WHEEL ?

346
00:14:27,229 --> 00:14:30,628
HERE GOES NOTHING.

347
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,562
FREEDOM !

348
00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:36,827
FREEDOM, COME ON,
SPRING ME BABY !

349
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,828
I WON.

350
00:14:40,929 --> 00:14:41,995
I WON !

351
00:14:42,097 --> 00:14:43,762
A HAWAIIAN VACATION !

352
00:14:43,864 --> 00:14:45,994
YEAH !

353
00:15:05,231 --> 00:15:06,995
OKAY, THE HELICOPTER'S
READY AND--

354
00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:08,762
HEY, WHAT'S
SHE STILL DOING HERE ?

355
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,629
AND WHAT'S ALL THIS CRAP ?

356
00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:12,061
ICE CREAM, HOT FUDGE,

357
00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:13,463
WHIPPED CREAM,
SPRINKLES, ET CETERA.

358
00:15:13,565 --> 00:15:14,895
WHY ?

359
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,395
WE'RE GONNA BURY HER
IN THE DESSERT,

360
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,662
JUST LIKE YOU TOLD US.

361
00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:19,796
BURY HER
IN THE DESSERT ?

362
00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:21,863
I SAID BURY HER
IN THE DESERT !

363
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:25,295
NO, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SAID
"BURY HER IN THE DESSERT".

364
00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:28,463
THAT'S RIDICULOUS,
WHY WOULD I SAY THAT ?

365
00:15:28,565 --> 00:15:29,896
REMEMBER,
YOU WROTE IT DOWN

366
00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:31,796
BECAUSE YOU SAID WE'D
SCREW IT UP IF YOU DIDN'T.

367
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,963
SEE, "DESSERT".

368
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:35,863
IT'S GOT TWO S's
BECAUSE YOU WANT MORE.

369
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,962
OOH, WHERE AM I ?

370
00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:39,531
YOU'RE IN AN
ABANDONED WAREHOUSE

371
00:15:39,632 --> 00:15:42,163
AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO
BE BURIED IN...

372
00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:43,463
DESSERT !

373
00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:44,597
WHAT ?

374
00:15:44,698 --> 00:15:45,796
DON'T ASK.

375
00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:47,563
IT WAS ALL
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

376
00:15:47,665 --> 00:15:50,464
NEVERTHELESS, GET READY
FOR YOUR LAST MEAL.

377
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:52,864
TURN HER INTO
A SUNDAE, BOYS !

378
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:55,497
( grunting )

379
00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:58,229
I HOPE YOU LIKE
ICE CREAM, ROBIN,

380
00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,730
OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

381
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,530
I DON'T SUPPOSE
THAT ICE CREAM'S FAT FREE.

382
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,697
NOPE.

383
00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:09,964
DARN !

384
00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:14,564
YOU CAN'T HAVE A SUNDAE
WITHOUT TOPPINGS !

385
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,697
( evil laughter )

386
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:20,231
AH, OH NUTS !

387
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,564
OW, OW,
OOH, OW...

388
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,964
OW-- FUDGE !

389
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:31,064
ICE SCREAM, YOU SCREAM,
WE ALL SCREAM FOR MURDER.

390
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,097
HA HA !

391
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,465
LET'S GO, HENCHMEN,

392
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,564
THERE ARE 100 COPPER BRICKS
WITH OUR NAMES ON 'EM.

393
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:37,631
THEY PUT
OUR NAMES ON 'EM ?

394
00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:39,199
NO, YOU IDIOT !

395
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:42,531
IT'S JUST
A FIGURE OF SPEECH !

396
00:17:09,234 --> 00:17:12,865
HAVING NIPPLES THAT CAN
CUT GLASS SURE COMES IN HANDY.

397
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,599
OH, I RUINED MY BLOUSE.

398
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,600
( zipping )

399
00:17:30,702 --> 00:17:33,399
TIME TO GO
BEAT THE ODDS !

400
00:17:33,502 --> 00:17:35,767
DOES THAT EVEN
MAKE SENSE ?

401
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,566
I GUESS IT DOES, YEAH...

402
00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:39,633
DOESN'T MATTER,
NO ONE CAN HEAR ME ANYWAY.

403
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,500
THIS IS THE LAST OF THEM.

404
00:17:56,602 --> 00:17:58,467
HEY, NEXT TIME,
CAN WE GET GAS MASKS, TOO ?

405
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:01,234
YOU KNOW, THE MONEY WE
SPENT ON THE GETAWAY COPTER

406
00:18:01,336 --> 00:18:02,367
AND THE STINK BOMBS
AND STUFF,

407
00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:04,601
COULD HAVE EASILY HAVE
GONE TOWARD NEW OUTFITS.

408
00:18:04,703 --> 00:18:07,435
JUST GET IN !

409
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,568
( Stripperella )
NOT SO FAST !

410
00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:15,367
STRIPPERELLA ?!

411
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,535
THAT'S RIGHT, CHEAPO,

412
00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:18,701
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
BURY ME, BUT I ESCAPED !

413
00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:20,035
HUH ?

414
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,267
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?

415
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,934
OH, YEAH, RIGHT...

416
00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:25,434
YOU DIDN'T BURY ME,
THAT WAS SOME OTHER GIRL.

417
00:18:25,536 --> 00:18:27,402
I WASN'T BURIED...
ANYWHERE.

418
00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:28,868
NOW, HAND OVER THE COPPER.

419
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,235
NO.

420
00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:32,034
WHY DO I EVEN ASK ?

421
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:34,369
SO LONG,
STRIPPERELLA !

422
00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:36,402
( evil laughter )

423
00:18:40,337 --> 00:18:41,769
SHE'S HANGING ON
TO THE 'COPTER !

424
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,501
NOT FOR LONG !

425
00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:59,936
HEADS I WIN,
TAILS YOU LOSE.

426
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:03,135
( gasp )
A SILVER DOLLAR !

427
00:19:06,505 --> 00:19:08,935
HA, I GOTCHA !

428
00:19:09,038 --> 00:19:10,103
BOSS, LOOK OUT !

429
00:19:10,205 --> 00:19:11,969
AAAHHH !

430
00:19:17,004 --> 00:19:20,035
THAT'S WHAT I CALL TAKING
THE HELICOPTER FOR A SPIN.

431
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,203
DRAT.

432
00:19:21,305 --> 00:19:22,937
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
SHE HAS TO FOIL OUR PLANS

433
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,603
BUT DOES SHE ALWAYS HAVE TO
MAKE SOME SMART-ASS COMMENT ?

434
00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:27,302
I THINK I'M GONNA HURL.

435
00:19:27,404 --> 00:19:27,904
AWWW...

436
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:34,970
HI, EROTICA !

437
00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:36,237
YOU MADE IT !

438
00:19:36,339 --> 00:19:37,670
EROTICA,
THIS IS CLARK.

439
00:19:37,772 --> 00:19:39,837
I MET HIM LAST NIGHT
AT THE BLACKJACK TABLE.

440
00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:43,304
YOU LADIES WANNA HAVE
A MENAGE-A-FOUR ?

441
00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:45,837
ISN'T HE FUNNY ?

442
00:19:45,938 --> 00:19:48,404
YES, IF BY "FUNNY"
YOU MEAN "DRUNK."

443
00:19:48,506 --> 00:19:50,937
HEY, EROTICA, WHEN I WAS
MOSEYING DOWN THE STRIP

444
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:53,437
I RAN INTO A GIRL
THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.

445
00:19:53,539 --> 00:19:55,804
SHE HAD ALL YOUR SAME MARKINGS
AND EVERYTHING !

446
00:19:55,906 --> 00:19:57,237
I TOLD YOU
THAT WASN'T ME--

447
00:19:57,339 --> 00:19:59,370
OOH, THERE'S DEVON.

448
00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:01,337
HE'S DREAMY.

449
00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:02,670
I KNOW.

450
00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:05,204
I'VE DECIDED NOT TO TELL HIM
WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

451
00:20:05,306 --> 00:20:07,071
AT LEAST NOT FOR
A FEW YEARS.

452
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,904
OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR HIS MUSIC.

453
00:20:10,006 --> 00:20:11,638
I'D LIKE TO
DEDICATE MY FIRST SONG

454
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:14,537
TO A VERY SPECIAL SOUTHWESTERN
MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT

455
00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:16,638
FOR THE BIOENGINEERING
DIVISION OF A COMPANY

456
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,605
THAT MANUFACTURES
THOSE LITTLE CAPS

457
00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:21,338
THAT GO ON TOP OF THE POLES
IN CHAINLINK FENCES.

458
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:25,004
THIS SONG IS CALLED,
"HEART POTATO."

459
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:35,072
♪ MY HEART IS LIKE A POTATO ♪

460
00:20:35,173 --> 00:20:39,272
♪ IT CAN BE BAKED OR MASHED
OR FRENCH FRIED ♪

461
00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:42,939
♪ OR AU GRATIN ♪

462
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,939
♪ OR JULIENNED ♪

463
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:50,672
♪ OR SAUTEED WITH ONIONS
IN A PAN  ♪

464
00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:52,072
♪ POTATO... ♪

465
00:20:52,175 --> 00:20:54,139
THIS GUY SUCKS !

466
00:20:54,241 --> 00:20:56,739
♪ POTATO... ♪

467
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:00,739
♪ POTATOOOOO... ♪

468
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:04,005
♪ SPUD ♪

469
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,173
( one applause )

470
00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,406
( wretching )

471
00:21:10,508 --> 00:21:12,173
I'M SO GLAD
YOU MADE IT.

472
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

473
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I'M A STRIPPER.

474
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

475
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪