1 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:22,774 As I explained on the phone, our coffins are made in France. 2 00:00:22,974 --> 00:00:26,478 Solid wood, timeless models and handcrafted finishes. 3 00:00:26,811 --> 00:00:30,156 As for the type of wood, we have oak, beech and mahogany. 4 00:00:30,381 --> 00:00:33,988 Our selection is available in 0.7 or 0.85 inch width. 5 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:37,429 It's important because your father wanted to be cremated. 6 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:40,636 The wood you use doesn't justify your prices. 7 00:00:41,058 --> 00:00:42,696 Your stuff is all recycled. 8 00:00:43,895 --> 00:00:44,669 Ash. 9 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,233 Ash would be nice. 10 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:49,309 They don't have ash. Even the oak is Class D. 11 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,275 Look at the knots. 12 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:54,245 If that's prime cut, I'll be damned. 13 00:00:55,439 --> 00:00:57,112 You're right, it's Class D. 14 00:00:59,677 --> 00:01:00,849 This is disgusting. 15 00:01:01,078 --> 00:01:03,251 Dad would roll over in his grave. 16 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:45,354 LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT 17 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:59,331 Discover 10,000 jobs offered by the French Army every year! 18 00:02:59,964 --> 00:03:01,910 Come in for a career presentation, 19 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:04,841 have a personalized interview and evaluation. 20 00:03:05,136 --> 00:03:08,413 Win T-shirts and blow-up mattresses! 21 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,587 Only a few more days to meet our career advisors! 22 00:03:11,809 --> 00:03:14,619 Otherwise dial 3240 and say "Army." 23 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:16,688 When you enlist, we commit. 24 00:03:16,914 --> 00:03:19,019 Dial 3240 and say "Army." 25 00:03:45,242 --> 00:03:46,880 Push harder! 26 00:03:47,445 --> 00:03:48,549 Use your hands! 27 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,657 It took you long enough. 28 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:55,056 The guy wanted to enlist me. They must be hard up. 29 00:03:55,353 --> 00:03:57,993 - What did you get? - A blow-up mattress. 30 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:04,999 I whipped his ass. 31 00:04:05,196 --> 00:04:06,334 He's 12 years old. 32 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:08,407 No way, he's at least 14. 33 00:04:08,632 --> 00:04:09,975 Arnaud Labrède! 34 00:04:11,302 --> 00:04:13,248 Oh yeah, we signed you up. 35 00:04:13,537 --> 00:04:14,880 You're kidding me. 36 00:04:15,106 --> 00:04:16,983 Labrède? He's not here? 37 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,254 I'm not fighting a girl. 38 00:04:24,382 --> 00:04:27,386 No one's fighting anyone. This is self-defense. 39 00:04:27,952 --> 00:04:31,297 Hitting is off-limits so there's nothing to be afraid of. 40 00:04:32,056 --> 00:04:33,262 I'm not afraid... 41 00:04:33,491 --> 00:04:34,868 Come on, dude. 42 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:47,842 Shake hands. 43 00:05:06,424 --> 00:05:08,370 Come on, fight back! 44 00:05:10,094 --> 00:05:11,573 Fight back, it's not over. 45 00:05:11,762 --> 00:05:13,571 What a humiliation, bro! 46 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,215 Bravo, young man. 47 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:26,752 You okay? 48 00:05:27,211 --> 00:05:29,054 Don't forget your brochure, miss. 49 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,088 You almost ate it. 50 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,356 Did you bite her or what? 51 00:05:32,616 --> 00:05:33,287 No. 52 00:05:33,451 --> 00:05:35,226 I did an armlock. 53 00:05:36,187 --> 00:05:39,725 If that's what girls are like this year, long live France! 54 00:05:54,138 --> 00:05:55,082 Arnaud? 55 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:58,252 The door is locked. 56 00:05:58,409 --> 00:06:00,514 I'm taking a bath. What do you want? 57 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:03,823 It's not easy to talk through a door! 58 00:06:04,815 --> 00:06:06,351 We'll talk later, Mom. 59 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:20,101 Does the breeze bother you? 60 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:25,878 I thought you were spending summer vacation with Xavier and Victor. 61 00:06:27,438 --> 00:06:30,112 But Manu says you're staying here to work. 62 00:06:31,442 --> 00:06:33,319 Were you planning on telling me? 63 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:34,789 Of course I was. 64 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:39,154 I thought I'd help out and start learning the trade. 65 00:06:39,783 --> 00:06:42,593 In the current context, it's a serious commitment. 66 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:43,996 Do you understand? 67 00:06:44,522 --> 00:06:46,524 You think I'm not committed enough? 68 00:06:47,091 --> 00:06:50,197 What I mean is that you're free to look elsewhere. 69 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:52,407 Contact other companies or whatever. 70 00:06:52,763 --> 00:06:54,765 The important thing is to plan ahead. 71 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:58,139 I don't want to plan ahead, I want to work here. 72 00:06:58,435 --> 00:06:59,539 You see? 73 00:06:59,703 --> 00:07:01,478 He shouldn't leave now anyhow. 74 00:07:02,306 --> 00:07:03,444 Our new catalogue. 75 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:06,082 We might not be a big company, 76 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:09,783 but with some good PR orders will pour in this summer. 77 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:11,592 Right, Arnaud? 78 00:07:13,284 --> 00:07:14,285 Cool. 79 00:07:18,222 --> 00:07:20,429 Our garden shelters are all unique. 80 00:07:20,658 --> 00:07:23,161 For your home, I would suggest 81 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,863 either the Rochelais or the Panama. 82 00:07:26,497 --> 00:07:28,477 The photos give you a rough idea. 83 00:07:28,632 --> 00:07:30,942 We adapt the structure to your home, 84 00:07:31,168 --> 00:07:32,841 your desires and your needs. 85 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:35,448 The important thing is overall harmony. 86 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,180 Madeleine? Could you come here a second? 87 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:42,920 Sweetheart, which one do you like best? 88 00:07:48,485 --> 00:07:51,864 You don't have to buy one. They're used to rejection. 89 00:07:52,256 --> 00:07:54,031 - Madeleine! - It's true. 90 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:57,262 If you want to buy something useless, don't ask me. 91 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,505 Our products are factory-made and guaranteed for 5 years. 92 00:08:01,699 --> 00:08:04,043 Cut the salesman crap. 93 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:07,408 You'd never say: "Our sheds are shit AND they fall apart!“ 94 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,915 Even if they were of gold, they're dumb. 95 00:08:10,174 --> 00:08:11,983 Are you a landscaping expert? 96 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:15,349 Tell us which one you like best, not your life story! 97 00:08:15,546 --> 00:08:16,581 Drop it, Arnaud. 98 00:08:22,219 --> 00:08:23,596 What about that one? 99 00:08:23,787 --> 00:08:25,494 That's the one I like best. 100 00:08:28,225 --> 00:08:29,829 We'll let you think it over. 101 00:08:32,563 --> 00:08:34,736 Maybe it wasn't against you. 102 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,208 Maybe she doesn't like wood. 103 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:42,214 She did it on purpose. She made me look like a total moron. 104 00:08:43,974 --> 00:08:47,615 Who gives a shit? You sold your hut, end of story. 105 00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:50,953 Your thing is beeping. 106 00:08:51,215 --> 00:08:52,250 Shit. 107 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,227 It's fucking infested here. 108 00:09:01,925 --> 00:09:04,098 Catfish eat up all the diversity. 109 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,501 Soon there'll be nothing else left. 110 00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:12,311 Son-of-a-bitch catfish. 111 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,950 Want some help? 112 00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:55,855 You want some help? 113 00:09:56,647 --> 00:09:58,183 I didn't bust it. 114 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,164 Of course you didn't bust it. 115 00:10:04,488 --> 00:10:06,024 It's like if I did this. 116 00:10:10,728 --> 00:10:12,730 You have to visualize your target 117 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,708 as if it were 12 inches behind itself. 118 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,835 You get it? 119 00:10:18,635 --> 00:10:19,511 No. 120 00:10:21,905 --> 00:10:24,613 You have to strike beyond your target. 121 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,913 Beyond your target. 122 00:10:44,161 --> 00:10:45,299 You get it now? 123 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,114 I can't be here 124 00:11:01,345 --> 00:11:03,382 and out there hustling for clients. 125 00:11:04,381 --> 00:11:05,519 Put it down here. 126 00:11:08,719 --> 00:11:09,891 It's gross. 127 00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:17,503 So I thought that... I'd let you do it yourself. 128 00:11:17,728 --> 00:11:19,332 I'm going to work alone? 129 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,732 It'll be a good experience. 130 00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:25,777 If word gets around, we'll be overrun with orders. 131 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:28,679 It's no big deal, you know. 132 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,446 It's like Lego building blocks. 133 00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:39,528 We'll probably need to hire on. 134 00:11:39,716 --> 00:11:41,423 The sky's the limit. 135 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,292 What's she doing with my roof tiles? 136 00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:03,109 She's really nuts. 137 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,975 Yeah, she's kind of weird. 138 00:12:05,175 --> 00:12:07,485 Totally off the hook is more like it. 139 00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:13,894 Good luck, bro. 140 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:52,061 Do you have a vegetable garden? For the earthworms. 141 00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:54,800 Are you spying on me? 142 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,833 You swim weird. 143 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,132 It's not weird, it's the combat swim. 144 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,070 - What? - Combat swim. Drop it. 145 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:08,449 I'm sorry I bit you the other day. 146 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:12,280 If there's anything I can do to make up, just let me know. 147 00:14:17,975 --> 00:14:19,010 Goddammit! 148 00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:41,239 Are you trying to drown it? 149 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,607 Make yourself at home. 150 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,294 What do you want me to do? 151 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,460 You can adopt it. Ferrets are easy to tame. 152 00:15:03,954 --> 00:15:04,932 That's a ferret? 153 00:15:05,122 --> 00:15:06,157 A baby ferret. 154 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:09,067 He'll love you like a mom. 155 00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:12,000 Like a mom? Animals don't have emotions. 156 00:15:12,195 --> 00:15:15,335 If you die, your cat will eat your face after 3 days. 157 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,943 We'll turn him loose. 158 00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:19,512 He's too little. 159 00:15:19,703 --> 00:15:22,877 He stinks of chlorine, his mother would reject him. 160 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,345 He'd die instantly in nature. 161 00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:30,887 I can't keep it. I'm joining the army in September. 162 00:15:31,448 --> 00:15:32,654 Permanently? 163 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,626 Then I'll keep it. 164 00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:40,662 We're so crashing the party. 165 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,736 No, it's not. No one told us not to come. 166 00:15:45,062 --> 00:15:48,009 Excuse me, you know a babe named Violet? 167 00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:50,638 No? 168 00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:52,408 Thanks anyhow. 169 00:15:56,239 --> 00:15:58,276 Saskatoon, in Saskatchewan. 170 00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,418 What cartoon? 171 00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:00,984 Saskatoon. 172 00:16:01,812 --> 00:16:03,814 I thought you were going to Canada. 173 00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:05,357 That is Canada. 174 00:16:05,816 --> 00:16:07,762 Why the hell are you going there? 175 00:16:08,018 --> 00:16:09,520 It's better than here. 176 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,057 I'm rotting away here. France is dead. 177 00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:14,995 Get real. There's no future here. 178 00:16:15,926 --> 00:16:17,803 So you're not coming back? 179 00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:20,907 Depends what happens. At least I'll learn English. 180 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:25,740 You don't have to go that far. There must be shitholes in England too. 181 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,571 He's right. 182 00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:29,273 The idea isn't to stay close. 183 00:16:29,506 --> 00:16:32,009 - What is the idea? - Yeah, what is the idea? 184 00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:36,790 I'll be right back. 185 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:42,356 Victor doesn't give a shit about us. 186 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:47,065 We take an interest in his stuff and he just walks off. 187 00:16:48,692 --> 00:16:50,330 The two of us by the BBQ... 188 00:16:50,527 --> 00:16:54,031 This is a preview of what it'll be like when he splits. 189 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:55,406 Oh yeah? 190 00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:57,578 It'll be just the two of us. 191 00:16:58,535 --> 00:17:00,208 But we'll stick together. 192 00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,213 Did you know... 193 00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:06,784 that your cat will eat your face after 3 days? 194 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,259 Here we go. 195 00:17:21,424 --> 00:17:23,961 This will fall apart in ten years' time. 196 00:17:26,563 --> 00:17:28,509 This is what we need. 197 00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:32,073 You don't give a shit? 198 00:17:32,569 --> 00:17:34,014 Can we get this? 199 00:17:36,273 --> 00:17:37,411 What for? 200 00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:40,084 To make a cage for the ferret. 201 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,988 - Your name, please? - Labrède. L-A-B-R-E-D-E. 202 00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:52,631 I have a Mr. Eric Labrède registered for the same company. 203 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,201 That's not us. It was our father. 204 00:17:56,593 --> 00:18:00,097 You want me to transfer his loyalty points to your account? 205 00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:01,435 What should I do? 206 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,838 What do you say? 207 00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:10,483 What do I do? 208 00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:12,643 How should I know? Arnaud? 209 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,880 I don't know. Take them. They'll be lost otherwise. 210 00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:18,456 Okay. It'll pay for your netting. 211 00:18:18,982 --> 00:18:21,462 - We'll take them. - Okay. 212 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,082 Hey. 213 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,255 How's it going? 214 00:18:51,915 --> 00:18:52,916 Things coming along? 215 00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:56,459 Yeah. 216 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,033 I've almost finished the frame. 217 00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:04,135 You know, pillars like these can support a very large amount of weight. 218 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,900 Great. 219 00:19:11,835 --> 00:19:13,712 You know where the soldiers are? 220 00:19:14,104 --> 00:19:16,141 The truck over at the lake is gone. 221 00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:17,716 I know, they left. 222 00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:20,088 They've moved on to the next town. 223 00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:24,218 Never mind. 224 00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,366 You want me to take you? 225 00:19:37,027 --> 00:19:38,370 I'll get a helmet. 226 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,332 Fuck! 227 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,143 Don't get all mad. 228 00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:02,916 I want to sign up. 229 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:05,417 We're closed. Come back tomorrow. 230 00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,650 For starters, take your helmets off. 231 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,222 Arnaud! 232 00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:15,328 I didn't recognize you. 233 00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:17,998 Well? 234 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,470 Has it sunk in yet? 235 00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:25,301 Let's say that, now I can see... 236 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,875 better beyond stuff. 237 00:21:33,743 --> 00:21:35,745 Can't you help her? It's important. 238 00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:10,551 This is fucked. 239 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,740 Army Preparation Camp 1st Parachute Dragoon Regiment 240 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:40,020 Are you enlisting or going to summer camp? 241 00:22:40,977 --> 00:22:45,255 For the regiment I want to join, you have to take a preparation course. 242 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:52,262 You have to take a course to join the army? 243 00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:56,170 I thought you just showed up. 244 00:22:57,393 --> 00:23:01,535 It depends on the regiment. The one I want is super hard. 245 00:23:03,266 --> 00:23:04,768 Super hard, like what? 246 00:23:06,503 --> 00:23:09,006 Super hard, like you sweat your guts out. 247 00:23:09,239 --> 00:23:12,220 If you want to sleep, you dig a hole. 248 00:23:12,408 --> 00:23:13,682 There's physical combat. 249 00:23:13,843 --> 00:23:16,289 You have to swim with 60 lbs. on your back. 250 00:23:16,446 --> 00:23:17,720 You ever swim with Rangers? 251 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:19,585 No. 252 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:24,128 There's an entrance exam. You have to eat a raw sardine. 253 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,494 First the head, then the eyes, entrails and scales. 254 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,360 That's what you want to do? 255 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,661 They have the best survival techniques. 256 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,599 After that, I'll be prepared. 257 00:23:34,764 --> 00:23:36,072 Prepared for what? 258 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,774 To survive. 259 00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:42,872 I got that. But survive what? 260 00:23:56,286 --> 00:23:58,061 How do you know the recruiter? 261 00:23:58,788 --> 00:24:00,734 Maybe I'm interested too. 262 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,004 Oh yeah? 263 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,174 We talked one day. He showed me some technical stuff. 264 00:24:07,497 --> 00:24:08,601 Like what? 265 00:24:09,132 --> 00:24:10,008 Stuff. 266 00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:13,207 Stop playing Mr. Mystery Man. 267 00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:19,513 You ever heard of "double visualization"? 268 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,488 You're going to hit my shoulder. 269 00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:33,529 You need to double visualize my shoulder 12 inches behind itself. 270 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:37,095 In other words, as if there were another me behind me-. 271 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,362 You visualize him but you hit... 272 00:24:41,931 --> 00:24:44,036 I think I double visualized you well. 273 00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:46,507 You dislocated my shoulder. 274 00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:48,572 Your turn. 275 00:24:49,372 --> 00:24:50,680 I don't hit girls. 276 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,550 Oh yeah, I forgot. You bite them. 277 00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:35,688 I think it's raining less. 278 00:25:37,387 --> 00:25:38,491 Sort of. 279 00:26:19,862 --> 00:26:22,399 Can you explain this shit? Where were you? 280 00:26:22,965 --> 00:26:24,603 Answer me! Where were you? 281 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:29,844 You fucked up! For once I give you some responsibility! 282 00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:33,350 importation of 23% in volume and the French only 8%, 283 00:26:33,543 --> 00:26:36,319 a trend that solidifies the colossal German trade surplus, 284 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,822 which means they sell more than they buy abroad, 285 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,689 which is the opposite for the French. Since 2005, as a matter of fact... 286 00:27:30,032 --> 00:27:33,070 I'm Madeleine Beaulieu. Your sons are working at my place. 287 00:27:33,703 --> 00:27:35,148 Oh, yes. Good evening. 288 00:27:36,038 --> 00:27:39,315 I brought you a present to make up for the storm and all. 289 00:27:39,776 --> 00:27:41,551 That's very sweet. Thank you. 290 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,216 Should I take it? 291 00:27:45,681 --> 00:27:47,524 It's baby chicks for the ferret. 292 00:27:48,618 --> 00:27:50,996 - Baby chicks? - Don't worry, they're dead. 293 00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,427 They're frozen. It's more practical. 294 00:27:53,623 --> 00:27:55,933 I got them at a chicken breeding farm. 295 00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:59,432 They sell their losses to dry dogfood companies. 296 00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:03,574 Powdered baby milk isn't good for ferrets. They eat meat. 297 00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:06,737 They need solids, otherwise you change their nature. 298 00:28:09,071 --> 00:28:10,573 That's what dogfood does. 299 00:28:12,975 --> 00:28:15,512 I don't know what to say. Thank you. 300 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,250 It's sweet of you. 301 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:18,888 Will you stay for dinner? 302 00:28:19,749 --> 00:28:21,786 No, I just came to give you the present. 303 00:28:21,984 --> 00:28:24,260 I insist. It would make me very happy. 304 00:28:25,822 --> 00:28:27,495 I'll put this in the fridge. 305 00:28:27,757 --> 00:28:28,963 The freezer. 306 00:28:33,062 --> 00:28:34,166 Hey. 307 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,489 Can you imagine a fire in here? 308 00:28:56,919 --> 00:29:00,196 Your mom invited me for dinner. You don't mind? 309 00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:02,902 No. 310 00:29:04,193 --> 00:29:05,866 You put him in here? Not bad. 311 00:29:16,138 --> 00:29:17,776 You make coffins too? 312 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:20,984 No, that was for my dad. 313 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,824 They were all ugly so we said we'd make our own. 314 00:29:24,981 --> 00:29:27,325 But you need a special license. 315 00:29:28,217 --> 00:29:31,027 We didn't have enough time. 316 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,898 Now we don't know what to do with it. 317 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:37,796 It's not bothering anyone. 318 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:40,132 No. 319 00:29:44,734 --> 00:29:46,213 Are you in college? 320 00:29:46,569 --> 00:29:48,446 I have a Master's in economic modeling. 321 00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:50,874 And what's that for? 322 00:29:51,507 --> 00:29:53,987 The idea is to anticipate future events 323 00:29:54,176 --> 00:29:56,053 in order to adapt to them now. 324 00:29:56,579 --> 00:29:59,423 But since future events won't exist, it's pointless. 325 00:29:59,815 --> 00:30:01,419 I dropped out this year. 326 00:30:01,584 --> 00:30:02,961 I can understand. 327 00:30:03,185 --> 00:30:05,563 Years of college with no job guarantee... 328 00:30:05,988 --> 00:30:07,626 The recession, unemployment... 329 00:30:07,823 --> 00:30:08,995 It's not easy. 330 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:12,004 There's far worse in store than unemployment. 331 00:30:12,194 --> 00:30:15,641 But since we only focus on trivia, we don't see it coming. 332 00:30:16,098 --> 00:30:17,907 What don't we see coming? 333 00:30:18,601 --> 00:30:19,978 The end. 334 00:30:20,202 --> 00:30:21,806 The end of what? 335 00:30:23,005 --> 00:30:24,484 "The end." Our extinction. 336 00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:26,216 Oh, I see. 337 00:30:26,943 --> 00:30:28,547 What should we look out for? 338 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:30,716 Take your pick. 339 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,382 Hunger strikes, religious wars, 340 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:34,588 drought, global warming, 341 00:30:34,784 --> 00:30:37,731 inversion of the poles, nuclear plants blowing up... 342 00:30:37,887 --> 00:30:41,699 Or epidemics. That respiratory thing you can't cure. 343 00:30:41,891 --> 00:30:42,699 Coronavirus? 344 00:30:43,859 --> 00:30:45,839 Its prevalence is dropping so... 345 00:30:45,962 --> 00:30:47,441 We watch TV too. 346 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,474 And you like this idea? 347 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,575 Not particularly. 348 00:30:53,235 --> 00:30:55,681 But we're responsible for it all. 349 00:30:55,871 --> 00:30:58,909 Me, in my backyard, I'm responsible for your end of the world? 350 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:02,214 What are EU forest industry subsidies? 351 00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:03,480 67. 352 00:31:03,713 --> 00:31:04,691 67%. 353 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,827 For nothing. We create imbalances everywhere. 354 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,988 And you left college to deal with this? Makes sense. 355 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,824 I wanted time to prepare. 356 00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:14,332 So what should we do? 357 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:17,764 Dig holes and bury our provisions like the Mormons? 358 00:31:19,095 --> 00:31:21,473 - In your opinion? - You're the expert. 359 00:31:23,265 --> 00:31:26,075 How long will the Mormons hold out? Three months? 360 00:31:26,268 --> 00:31:27,576 - More. - Six months? 361 00:31:27,770 --> 00:31:29,579 They'll hold out for one year. 362 00:31:29,772 --> 00:31:31,581 That's a lot of food. 363 00:31:31,774 --> 00:31:33,048 Lots of canned beans. 364 00:31:34,944 --> 00:31:36,719 And what happens after one year? 365 00:31:37,179 --> 00:31:38,351 I'm asking you. 366 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,761 You're back where you started. 367 00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:43,827 You haven't solved the problem. 368 00:31:45,788 --> 00:31:47,461 Your Mormons will croak. 369 00:31:48,858 --> 00:31:50,462 They'll all kick the bucket. 370 00:31:54,797 --> 00:31:56,606 - Do you think I'm crazy? - Not at all. 371 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:01,614 We'll see who's crazy in ten years' time. 372 00:32:02,204 --> 00:32:03,547 I think it's depressing. 373 00:32:04,206 --> 00:32:05,344 And you, Arnaud? 374 00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:08,611 What? 375 00:32:08,811 --> 00:32:10,518 What do you think? 376 00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:14,623 I don't know. 377 00:32:14,984 --> 00:32:17,123 Kids do feel insecure nowadays. 378 00:32:17,553 --> 00:32:18,531 It's a recession. 379 00:32:18,721 --> 00:32:20,325 Not that. 380 00:32:20,556 --> 00:32:22,365 Her end-of-the-world thing. 381 00:32:24,293 --> 00:32:26,967 If you look around, things are pretty dismal. 382 00:32:28,397 --> 00:32:29,740 This is cheerful. 383 00:32:32,334 --> 00:32:33,972 The chicken is delicious. 384 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:10,883 Here. 385 00:33:16,846 --> 00:33:19,053 You should start off with less weight. 386 00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:22,088 Like they say on the website: 387 00:33:25,855 --> 00:33:28,665 I was wondering, are you busy tonight? 388 00:33:30,793 --> 00:33:33,933 I'm going out with the guys and if you wanted to come... 389 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,431 What for? 390 00:33:36,065 --> 00:33:39,569 I don't know. But since you're leaving for camp on Monday... 391 00:33:42,204 --> 00:33:43,478 Whatever. 392 00:33:49,645 --> 00:33:50,953 Okay, cool. 393 00:34:00,656 --> 00:34:03,102 - You don't want your lemon? - It's all yours. 394 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:05,272 - And the mint leaves? - Go for it. 395 00:34:08,731 --> 00:34:10,074 Where's Xavier? 396 00:34:12,268 --> 00:34:13,872 You want to dance? 397 00:34:15,337 --> 00:34:18,113 The poor things don't even know why they're here. 398 00:34:19,942 --> 00:34:21,114 They're having fun. 399 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,813 They're dancing and enjoying themselves. 400 00:34:24,013 --> 00:34:25,014 Yeah, sure. 401 00:34:25,181 --> 00:34:28,958 Crowding around under three spotlights is totally retarded. 402 00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,127 They're having fun! 403 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,321 Oh really? 404 00:34:32,688 --> 00:34:34,690 Hey, are you having fun? 405 00:34:35,357 --> 00:34:36,529 You having fun? 406 00:34:37,459 --> 00:34:39,962 There you go. Everyone's fucking bored. 407 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,970 At least they're making an effort. 408 00:34:44,967 --> 00:34:46,412 They have a little respect. 409 00:34:46,602 --> 00:34:47,808 Respect? 410 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,483 Yeah, respect tor the club. For other people. 411 00:34:51,307 --> 00:34:53,446 You could've made an effort too. 412 00:34:53,776 --> 00:34:56,313 You could've worn a skirt or put your hair up. 413 00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:58,958 I bet you look good in skirts. 414 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,561 What? 415 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:08,029 I tried to imagine you out there dancing in a skirt. 416 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,567 Fuck you too! 417 00:35:09,825 --> 00:35:12,362 - I can be a dance floor slut too. - Go ahead. 418 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:19,539 Shit, dude, I'm fucking horny. 419 00:35:20,169 --> 00:35:21,045 A beer? 420 00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:25,519 - How do you do that? - What? 421 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:28,210 By hurting myself. 422 00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:29,445 You want to try? 423 00:35:32,181 --> 00:35:33,683 Hold it tight. Bite down. 424 00:35:34,183 --> 00:35:35,457 Pull it back. 425 00:36:29,138 --> 00:36:30,515 Is that your hardest? 426 00:36:36,145 --> 00:36:37,749 Is that your hardest? 427 00:36:41,050 --> 00:36:42,859 You asshole, that hurt. 428 00:36:44,219 --> 00:36:46,995 Knock it off, you're giving me a headache. 429 00:37:12,815 --> 00:37:14,089 You're not coming? 430 00:37:14,283 --> 00:37:15,660 No, I'm going home. 431 00:37:17,519 --> 00:37:18,691 Bye. 432 00:37:23,859 --> 00:37:25,395 This feels so fucking good! 433 00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:26,969 Just like yo mama! 434 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,709 His girlfriend's not coming in? 435 00:37:36,105 --> 00:37:38,142 I wanted to see her naked! 436 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,201 "Army." 437 00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:38,873 "Army." 438 00:38:44,673 --> 00:38:45,651 Hello. 439 00:38:46,275 --> 00:38:47,720 I was wondering 440 00:38:47,943 --> 00:38:51,481 whether it's still possible to sign up for your training camp? 441 00:38:52,181 --> 00:38:54,525 The 1st Parachute Dragoon Regiment. 442 00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:04,029 Remember the army truck at the lake? 443 00:39:04,226 --> 00:39:05,728 Throw me the strap. 444 00:39:05,961 --> 00:39:08,805 They're offering a free 2-week training course. 445 00:39:09,064 --> 00:39:12,204 The army is hard up. It's the No. 1 recruiter in France. 446 00:39:12,401 --> 00:39:15,382 Number 2. The first is McDonald's. 447 00:39:19,541 --> 00:39:20,747 I thought about it. 448 00:39:21,243 --> 00:39:22,449 I enrolled. 449 00:39:23,378 --> 00:39:26,222 I won't be able to work with you over the summer. 450 00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,461 You're joking, right? 451 00:39:32,654 --> 00:39:35,032 It's only training camp. I didn't enlist. 452 00:39:47,836 --> 00:39:51,283 I don't get it. You got a sudden urge to join the army? 453 00:39:52,841 --> 00:39:55,014 They have over 400 professions. 454 00:39:55,444 --> 00:39:57,788 There's lots of opportunities for guys like me. 455 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,687 You can get your driver's license and they even have carpentry. 456 00:40:01,850 --> 00:40:05,161 I don't give a shit if they teach you how to do macramé. 457 00:40:05,354 --> 00:40:08,631 Two worksites start next week and this one's late. 458 00:40:09,758 --> 00:40:11,260 It's cool. We're almost done. 459 00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:14,441 No, it's not cool! How am I supposed to manage alone? 460 00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:20,243 I'm busting my ass to save the company. 461 00:40:20,435 --> 00:40:22,108 I smoke twice as much as Mom! 462 00:40:22,304 --> 00:40:24,910 And you decide to walk out on me? Are you crazy? 463 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:26,915 You don't give a shit or what? 464 00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:47,433 Avoid piercing the entrails or letting the knife slip. 465 00:40:47,563 --> 00:40:50,601 It's a tough task, especially in this heat... 466 00:40:50,832 --> 00:40:53,312 Is it because I said you should plan ahead? 467 00:40:55,037 --> 00:40:55,913 IS that it? 468 00:40:56,738 --> 00:40:58,547 I'll be back in two weeks, Mom. 469 00:41:02,411 --> 00:41:05,858 I've been carving up this creature for over an hour... 470 00:41:06,081 --> 00:41:07,788 You'll keep your hair, won't you? 471 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:10,530 ...and its skin is already starting to dry up. 472 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:15,190 The Berbers can use this as an emergency shelter in sand storms. 473 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:18,166 Slip inside, fold the top over... 474 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,875 and you're totally protected from the sand! 475 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:51,964 Surprise. 476 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:55,973 What are you doing here? 477 00:41:56,732 --> 00:41:58,541 I'm doing the course, like you. 478 00:41:58,967 --> 00:42:02,642 The recruiter called me back. He said I should grab the opportunity. 479 00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:08,148 Did you see that? 480 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:22,761 It happens all the time in the summer. 481 00:42:30,832 --> 00:42:33,176 We're stopping at every hole in France. 482 00:42:34,569 --> 00:42:35,707 I swear to God. 483 00:42:35,904 --> 00:42:37,884 No one's even getting on. 484 00:42:44,246 --> 00:42:45,589 Yes, there is. 485 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:53,591 P.D.R.? 486 00:42:56,024 --> 00:42:56,866 Yeah. 487 00:42:57,459 --> 00:42:58,733 Is this your first camp? 488 00:42:58,994 --> 00:42:59,972 Not you? 489 00:43:00,195 --> 00:43:01,230 It's my third. 490 00:43:01,463 --> 00:43:03,636 - Did you learn anything useful? - Yeah. 491 00:43:03,832 --> 00:43:06,608 You learn a lot about yourself and group management. 492 00:43:06,802 --> 00:43:08,145 Anything technical? 493 00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:10,074 Technical? 494 00:43:10,305 --> 00:43:14,276 With the mountain infantry, we learned to pee on ourselves in avalanches. 495 00:43:16,378 --> 00:43:17,152 What for? 496 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,722 To find the slope. 497 00:43:18,947 --> 00:43:20,620 Otherwise you don't know. 498 00:43:20,816 --> 00:43:24,263 The way the liquid flows shows you which way to dig. 499 00:43:25,787 --> 00:43:28,290 That's cool. I wouldn't have thought of it. 500 00:43:32,461 --> 00:43:33,963 It's a great adventure. 501 00:43:41,837 --> 00:43:42,838 Good evening. 502 00:43:44,139 --> 00:43:47,120 I'm Lieutenant Schliefer. Welcome to the 1st PDR. 503 00:43:47,743 --> 00:43:49,586 As I'm sure you already know, 504 00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:52,188 a fire has broken out in the region. 505 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,520 The regiment was mobilized to evacuate residential zones. 506 00:43:55,684 --> 00:43:57,630 That's a soldier's duty too! 507 00:43:57,753 --> 00:43:59,733 I'll get straight to the point. 508 00:43:59,921 --> 00:44:03,061 Your rooms aren't ready. You'll sleep in the gymnasium. 509 00:44:03,325 --> 00:44:05,327 Are there any non-males amongst you? 510 00:44:06,862 --> 00:44:07,670 I'll ask again. 511 00:44:08,263 --> 00:44:11,403 We have no co-ed dormitories. Are there any girls here? 512 00:44:12,868 --> 00:44:13,869 Yes. 513 00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:16,015 Step forward, young ladies. 514 00:44:27,949 --> 00:44:28,825 I want no 515 00:44:29,618 --> 00:44:30,756 problems... 516 00:44:31,386 --> 00:44:32,558 with sex... 517 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:37,065 because of you. 518 00:44:39,194 --> 00:44:40,502 Is that clear? 519 00:44:43,532 --> 00:44:44,636 Very well. 520 00:44:45,967 --> 00:44:47,844 You over there. Take your cap off! 521 00:44:50,739 --> 00:44:53,618 - Officer Ruiz, take over. - Thank you, sir. 522 00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,988 Okay. Men, you head over to the gym. 523 00:45:00,482 --> 00:45:02,928 Follow me, ladies. I'll show you your rooms. 524 00:45:14,996 --> 00:45:17,306 Give it to me. I'll show you. 525 00:45:19,434 --> 00:45:22,438 They fit together along the grooves. 526 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:23,638 Okay. 527 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:26,308 Last year, we did it in the dark. 528 00:45:26,508 --> 00:45:28,283 Now I can do it eyes closed. 529 00:45:29,778 --> 00:45:30,882 Cool. 530 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:36,757 One, you fit it in. 531 00:45:38,119 --> 00:45:38,961 And two. 532 00:45:41,256 --> 00:45:42,291 Here. 533 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:47,736 - What field do you want to work in? - Me? 534 00:45:47,863 --> 00:45:50,173 I'd like to work in telecommunications. 535 00:45:50,432 --> 00:45:53,038 Radio frequencies and technical stuff. 536 00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:55,170 I want to fight. 537 00:45:55,437 --> 00:45:56,313 Oh yeah? 538 00:45:57,205 --> 00:45:58,479 What about you? 539 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,483 I didn't imagine beds like this. 540 00:46:02,777 --> 00:46:03,915 What did you expect? 541 00:46:04,112 --> 00:46:06,752 I thought they'd be old and rotten. 542 00:46:06,882 --> 00:46:09,658 At least they're ugly and they squeak. 543 00:46:10,151 --> 00:46:12,495 - Lights off? - It's only ten o'clock. 544 00:46:12,988 --> 00:46:14,990 You've got muscle tone. What do you do? 545 00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:16,794 Macroeconomics. Good night. 546 00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:52,832 Here. 547 00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:05,407 How's it going? 548 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,612 Lift your arm, index finger facing the horizon. 549 00:47:10,712 --> 00:47:12,089 It's a little trick. 550 00:47:12,447 --> 00:47:15,291 It's not super precise, but it's better than nothing. 551 00:47:16,017 --> 00:47:17,997 How far is the corn field? 552 00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:20,657 You said to multiply by what? 553 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:22,894 115 feet. 554 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:31,403 It's okay. 555 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:32,805 What do we do now? 556 00:47:32,968 --> 00:47:34,504 Nothing. We go home. 557 00:47:46,047 --> 00:47:47,993 One last example. 558 00:47:52,654 --> 00:47:57,000 This time it's a critical situation- You need to make a fast decision. 559 00:47:57,826 --> 00:47:58,702 Come on. 560 00:47:58,927 --> 00:48:01,100 - Create a diversion. - Not bad. 561 00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:03,640 Forget about diversions. You charge. 562 00:48:03,999 --> 00:48:06,479 "Operation Last Chance." Like Call of Duty. 563 00:48:06,668 --> 00:48:10,138 No! You have your pals with you. 564 00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,776 Your comrades. So no Kamikaze moves. 565 00:48:14,676 --> 00:48:16,622 You there. What would you do? 566 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:18,449 - Me? - Yes, you. 567 00:48:20,015 --> 00:48:21,119 Clear out? 568 00:48:22,951 --> 00:48:24,453 Sounds like a good idea. 569 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:26,455 You disperse. 570 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,301 Now that's interesting. 571 00:48:29,858 --> 00:48:32,839 That's interesting. You do not run! 572 00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:36,339 You re-de-ploy. 573 00:48:36,965 --> 00:48:38,569 We're listening. What next? 574 00:48:40,101 --> 00:48:41,375 That's all. 575 00:48:41,770 --> 00:48:43,215 Each man for himself. 576 00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:47,350 I wasn't thinking of that. 577 00:48:48,376 --> 00:48:49,582 Trainee Peretti. 578 00:48:49,978 --> 00:48:52,584 - We change the rules of the game. - Why? 579 00:48:52,781 --> 00:48:54,761 - To get the upper hand, sir. - That's it! 580 00:48:55,183 --> 00:48:56,560 Get the upper hand! 581 00:48:56,785 --> 00:48:59,095 What he just said is very important. 582 00:48:59,287 --> 00:49:01,597 Get the upper hand! It's the heart of our doctrine. 583 00:49:01,790 --> 00:49:04,828 If you learn one thing here, make sure it's that. 584 00:49:05,994 --> 00:49:07,337 Get the upper hand. 585 00:49:09,064 --> 00:49:10,839 15-minute cigarette break. 586 00:49:11,399 --> 00:49:12,935 Excuse me, sir. 587 00:49:13,134 --> 00:49:15,444 How do you concretely get the upper hand? 588 00:49:15,670 --> 00:49:16,808 Technically speaking. 589 00:49:16,971 --> 00:49:19,110 Did anyone else not understand? 590 00:49:23,078 --> 00:49:24,216 15-minute break. 591 00:49:24,412 --> 00:49:26,790 Beaulieu, ask someone who was listening. 592 00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:52,551 Imagine that a grenade 593 00:49:53,210 --> 00:49:54,917 lands here in the middle of us. 594 00:49:55,946 --> 00:49:56,822 We're all dead. 595 00:49:57,214 --> 00:50:00,821 But to prevent that from happening, it only takes one person. 596 00:50:01,018 --> 00:50:04,465 If he covers the grenade with his body, he absorbs the blast. 597 00:50:05,089 --> 00:50:06,261 The others are saved 598 00:50:06,457 --> 00:50:08,095 and can fight back. 599 00:50:09,627 --> 00:50:10,833 Demonstration. 600 00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:17,372 Good show. We're all dead. 601 00:50:18,435 --> 00:50:19,880 Well done. Bravo. 602 00:50:20,070 --> 00:50:21,743 You're sure it's a fake? 603 00:50:21,939 --> 00:50:23,043 Yes. 604 00:50:29,747 --> 00:50:30,725 Good show, Peretti! 605 00:50:30,914 --> 00:50:33,895 We talked about team spirit. That can mean sacrifice. 606 00:50:34,084 --> 00:50:35,688 Another problem, Beaulieu? 607 00:50:37,755 --> 00:50:38,597 Yes. 608 00:50:38,789 --> 00:50:42,828 In real life no one would ever do that. It's against our basic instincts. 609 00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:46,735 We're not here to let instincts rule. Here we learn about duty. 610 00:50:48,332 --> 00:50:49,811 It's unenforceable, sir. 611 00:50:50,567 --> 00:50:51,602 End of discussion. 612 00:50:51,802 --> 00:50:54,339 Now for first aid. Who has training? 613 00:50:56,306 --> 00:50:57,011 Good. 614 00:50:57,174 --> 00:51:00,712 The others will do the course while Labrède cleans the latrines. 615 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:33,815 That first-aid class was intense. 616 00:51:34,845 --> 00:51:37,348 Beaulieu broke three of the mannequin's ribs. 617 00:51:38,782 --> 00:51:39,726 You on a diet? 618 00:51:43,721 --> 00:51:45,428 Rustic simplicity my ass! 619 00:51:45,689 --> 00:51:47,225 Is this the paratroopers? 620 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:48,732 Can you believe it? 621 00:51:49,993 --> 00:51:51,666 You don't want your Jello? 622 00:51:54,164 --> 00:51:55,142 Here. 623 00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:59,272 If you want, I can show you how to do the massage. 624 00:52:00,137 --> 00:52:02,174 You know, the first-aid cardiac massage. 625 00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:05,251 You want to show me how to fold my panties too? 626 00:52:10,347 --> 00:52:11,724 She's hardcore. 627 00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:14,362 What's on the schedule tomorrow? 628 00:52:14,551 --> 00:52:16,224 Swimming with Schliefer. 629 00:52:19,189 --> 00:52:20,224 Beaulieu. 630 00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:23,769 Listen to me carefully. 631 00:52:24,661 --> 00:52:26,504 Because I won't repeat it. 632 00:52:27,598 --> 00:52:29,100 I'm the one grading you. 633 00:52:29,266 --> 00:52:32,770 You impress no one with your big mouth and your degrees. 634 00:52:33,003 --> 00:52:35,984 If you want to be a commando, you'd better shape up. 635 00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:37,878 Is that clear? 636 00:52:38,776 --> 00:52:39,982 Yes, sir. 637 00:52:55,926 --> 00:52:57,303 Good show, men. 638 00:53:00,063 --> 00:53:00,768 Good. 639 00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:03,206 Nice reflex. 640 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,845 I wouldn't have done it. 641 00:53:44,474 --> 00:53:45,646 Come on, push hard. 642 00:53:51,849 --> 00:53:52,827 Come on. 643 00:53:57,287 --> 00:53:59,130 Don't push off the wall. 644 00:54:01,191 --> 00:54:01,965 No, I'm good. 645 00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:03,897 Move aside! 646 00:54:04,094 --> 00:54:06,233 That's good. The strong help the weak. 647 00:54:11,935 --> 00:54:13,073 Your turn, Labrède. 648 00:54:15,205 --> 00:54:16,240 That was good. 649 00:54:17,107 --> 00:54:17,949 Good, Labrède. 650 00:54:20,777 --> 00:54:21,721 Come on, Beaulieu. 651 00:54:21,945 --> 00:54:23,822 Yes! Come on, Beaulieu! 652 00:54:24,014 --> 00:54:24,719 That's it! 653 00:54:25,048 --> 00:54:26,891 Push! You're almost there! 654 00:54:47,804 --> 00:54:49,841 Man down! Get him out! 655 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,794 Reds! Man down! 656 00:55:36,219 --> 00:55:37,994 What are you talking about? 657 00:55:38,388 --> 00:55:39,366 What's going on? 658 00:55:39,523 --> 00:55:40,729 Nothing. I wasn't hit. 659 00:55:41,358 --> 00:55:42,359 Look at your bag. 660 00:55:42,526 --> 00:55:43,698 What about it? 661 00:55:45,262 --> 00:55:46,206 My bag was hit? 662 00:55:46,396 --> 00:55:48,774 If you're hit, you're eliminated. 663 00:55:49,032 --> 00:55:50,306 Hang on. 664 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:51,936 What's inside my bag? 665 00:55:52,135 --> 00:55:54,411 My vital organs? My arteries? 666 00:55:55,872 --> 00:55:58,478 Bags? No one said nothing about our bags. 667 00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,546 We're not going to argue. 668 00:56:00,744 --> 00:56:02,917 You're dead. So you should shut up. 669 00:56:03,113 --> 00:56:06,322 Stop showing off. Bullets pierce a bag, so lie down! 670 00:56:06,483 --> 00:56:09,930 What's the deal? You think you're a ballistics expert? 671 00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:13,230 - Stop the bullshit. You were hit. - I was not! 672 00:56:13,423 --> 00:56:15,403 Then take it off. Show us your back. 673 00:56:15,592 --> 00:56:17,731 Dream on. Suck off your pal. 674 00:56:18,428 --> 00:56:21,534 I think we should all return to our initial positions. 675 00:56:21,732 --> 00:56:23,405 Are you her pet dog or what? 676 00:56:23,567 --> 00:56:25,774 I feel sorry for you. Go lie down. 677 00:56:26,003 --> 00:56:27,448 And you, Beaulieu, stop... 678 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:49,630 How are you? 679 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,566 What happened? 680 00:56:53,530 --> 00:56:55,009 I got a warning. 681 00:56:55,532 --> 00:56:57,375 It'll stay on my record. 682 00:56:57,634 --> 00:56:59,079 Shit. 683 00:56:59,269 --> 00:57:01,249 All because of that prick. 684 00:57:01,438 --> 00:57:03,111 Go on, hold your nose. 685 00:57:03,306 --> 00:57:06,515 The mountain infantry taught him to piss and he thinks he's hot. 686 00:57:06,710 --> 00:57:09,418 But a little headbutt sends him running. 687 00:57:09,813 --> 00:57:12,760 I hate guys like that! Why is he here, to kiss ass? 688 00:57:12,949 --> 00:57:14,394 Chill, Madeleine. 689 00:57:22,492 --> 00:57:24,665 Want to try the makeup workshop? 690 00:57:33,403 --> 00:57:34,541 Okay. 691 00:57:50,487 --> 00:57:51,795 The idea is to... 692 00:57:52,322 --> 00:57:54,131 break up the shape of the face. 693 00:57:57,694 --> 00:57:59,469 You apply it with two fingers... 694 00:58:01,865 --> 00:58:03,708 in diagonal streaks. 695 00:58:10,507 --> 00:58:11,815 You want to conceal... 696 00:58:15,378 --> 00:58:16,652 the patterns of your nose... 697 00:58:21,084 --> 00:58:22,461 your mouth... 698 00:58:31,094 --> 00:58:32,539 and your eyes. 699 00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,446 That way, everything disappears. 700 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:54,391 - It burns. - That's normal. Don't touch. 701 00:58:55,585 --> 00:58:56,757 Look. 702 00:59:03,126 --> 00:59:04,298 Very good. 703 00:59:07,297 --> 00:59:08,469 Now it's my turn. 704 00:59:19,476 --> 00:59:20,614 What's that? 705 00:59:22,612 --> 00:59:23,716 Nothing. 706 00:59:24,614 --> 00:59:27,595 They made me unit leader for the orienteering race. 707 00:59:33,423 --> 00:59:34,367 Close your eyes. 708 01:00:00,951 --> 01:00:01,986 Everyone smile! 709 01:00:05,388 --> 01:00:07,664 The first unit to attain the objective 710 01:00:08,225 --> 01:00:11,172 will have the honor of raising the regiment's flag on Saturday. 711 01:00:12,629 --> 01:00:13,573 Is that clear? 712 01:00:13,863 --> 01:00:15,240 Yes, sir. 713 01:00:19,636 --> 01:00:20,944 Good luck, Labrède. 714 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:23,574 Get the upper hand. 715 01:00:38,989 --> 01:00:40,525 Leduc, are we good? 716 01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:42,096 Yeah, it's over there. 717 01:00:42,359 --> 01:00:44,032 - Are you sure? - Yes. 718 01:00:56,673 --> 01:00:59,313 Charlie, Romeo speaking. State your coordinates. 719 01:00:59,709 --> 01:01:01,086 Lieutenant Schliefer? 720 01:01:01,711 --> 01:01:04,055 I can't hear you, Lieutenant. 721 01:01:04,681 --> 01:01:07,525 There is no Lieutenant Schliefer! This is Romeo. Over. 722 01:01:08,451 --> 01:01:09,555 Madeleine, stop it. 723 01:01:10,086 --> 01:01:12,760 Charlie, Romeo speaking. State your coordinates. 724 01:01:12,956 --> 01:01:14,230 Where are we, Jordan? 725 01:01:14,791 --> 01:01:17,397 We're either here... or here. 726 01:01:18,428 --> 01:01:20,135 But I'd say we're heading... 727 01:01:21,865 --> 01:01:22,570 that way. 728 01:01:23,033 --> 01:01:25,639 That's east. The target is due south. 729 01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:29,410 Jordan's having a hard time. I think we're totally lost. 730 01:01:29,606 --> 01:01:30,448 Shut up, Camara. 731 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:31,812 "Lost" is not a coordinate. 732 01:01:32,042 --> 01:01:34,249 The target isn't really south. 733 01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:37,083 Yes, it is. Look, Jordan. 734 01:01:37,314 --> 01:01:39,260 The hill slopes downwards. 735 01:01:39,616 --> 01:01:41,095 That changes the direction. 736 01:01:41,651 --> 01:01:42,857 Are you sure? 737 01:01:44,287 --> 01:01:45,561 Give it here. 738 01:01:46,156 --> 01:01:48,363 - Give the map back! - One minute. 739 01:01:50,293 --> 01:01:52,136 No, give it back right now! 740 01:01:52,395 --> 01:01:53,703 Let me deal with it. 741 01:01:54,064 --> 01:01:55,168 Listen to me. 742 01:02:21,491 --> 01:02:22,492 What? 743 01:02:23,793 --> 01:02:25,966 Doesn't he have the compass? 744 01:02:43,813 --> 01:02:45,588 I'm sorry! Okay? 745 01:03:28,391 --> 01:03:30,234 You have the compass by the way! 746 01:04:17,774 --> 01:04:18,980 Where are you going? 747 01:04:19,275 --> 01:04:20,948 I have a life to go back to. 748 01:04:41,931 --> 01:04:43,069 Good evening. 749 01:04:43,566 --> 01:04:44,909 Would you like anything? 750 01:04:45,335 --> 01:04:46,473 A beer, please. 751 01:04:46,669 --> 01:04:48,615 We only have alcohol-free. 752 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:52,877 Maybe with the regional specialties? 753 01:04:54,844 --> 01:04:56,846 An alcohol-free beer is fine. 754 01:05:00,850 --> 01:05:02,193 Everything alright? 755 01:05:02,652 --> 01:05:03,756 It's nothing. 756 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:06,467 Vigipirate security plan. 757 01:05:08,091 --> 01:05:09,764 Would you like anything? 758 01:05:10,627 --> 01:05:11,799 No. 759 01:05:32,815 --> 01:05:34,817 You insinuating I don't have a life? 760 01:05:34,984 --> 01:05:37,931 I'm not insinuating, I'm saying it: You have no life. 761 01:05:38,521 --> 01:05:41,127 You don't like people. You eat things that disgust you. 762 01:05:41,324 --> 01:05:44,271 When you do sports, you look like you want to die. 763 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:48,635 You fight to stay in the army but you hate it. 764 01:05:48,831 --> 01:05:51,675 I'm sorry, life is the opposite of everything you do. 765 01:05:51,901 --> 01:05:54,245 And building dumb wood huts is life? 766 01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:56,746 It might be dumb but I like doing it. 767 01:05:56,906 --> 01:05:59,045 - You don't like anything. - It's not true. 768 01:05:59,309 --> 01:06:00,447 - It's not true? - No. 769 01:06:00,677 --> 01:06:02,213 Tell me one thing you like. 770 01:06:02,412 --> 01:06:04,187 I like lots of things. 771 01:06:04,547 --> 01:06:05,651 For example... 772 01:06:15,224 --> 01:06:16,703 For example, I like dogs. 773 01:06:16,893 --> 01:06:18,099 Dogs? 774 01:06:20,897 --> 01:06:22,274 Like that one? 775 01:06:25,602 --> 01:06:26,774 Exactly. 776 01:06:29,606 --> 01:06:31,051 Hey, doggie. 777 01:06:34,177 --> 01:06:35,713 Don't waste your breath. 778 01:06:36,779 --> 01:06:38,656 Hey, puppy dog! 779 01:06:47,290 --> 01:06:48,268 Come here, puppy. 780 01:07:55,091 --> 01:07:56,729 You got some extra room? 781 01:08:26,989 --> 01:08:29,993 If you want to go back with your loser friends, it's time. 782 01:08:47,810 --> 01:08:49,187 Come on, let's go. 783 01:08:54,550 --> 01:08:55,756 What now? 784 01:08:55,985 --> 01:08:59,194 We'll survive. We'll adapt. That's what you wanted, right? 785 01:08:59,489 --> 01:09:00,991 What do you have on you? 786 01:09:02,391 --> 01:09:04,166 I have a knife. That's all. 787 01:09:05,328 --> 01:09:08,775 I have a flashlight, mess kits and the camouflage tarpaulin. 788 01:09:09,098 --> 01:09:11,442 We're totally underequipped. Great. 789 01:09:11,667 --> 01:09:13,806 Wait, I have one combat ration left. 790 01:09:14,203 --> 01:09:15,341 Lamb stew. 791 01:09:15,538 --> 01:09:17,745 Toss it. We don't need their stuff. 792 01:09:20,209 --> 01:09:21,244 Lamb stew... 793 01:09:21,577 --> 01:09:24,387 They'll be no help when everything goes up in flames. 794 01:09:59,549 --> 01:10:01,187 This is a perfect spot. 795 01:10:02,418 --> 01:10:03,954 There's everything we need. 796 01:10:04,153 --> 01:10:05,291 It's great. 797 01:10:14,797 --> 01:10:16,242 What are you doing? 798 01:10:16,432 --> 01:10:17,604 What're you doing? 799 01:10:17,834 --> 01:10:19,507 I'm going to build a shelter. 800 01:10:21,103 --> 01:10:22,446 What's so funny? 801 01:10:22,905 --> 01:10:24,043 Nothing. 802 01:10:24,507 --> 01:10:25,645 It's cool. 803 01:10:51,300 --> 01:10:52,836 It's not finished yet. 804 01:10:53,502 --> 01:10:55,482 I'll put some storage space here. 805 01:10:56,305 --> 01:10:58,342 There's a bookshelf in the back. 806 01:10:59,375 --> 01:11:00,319 Great. 807 01:11:00,509 --> 01:11:01,510 Not bad, huh? 808 01:11:06,716 --> 01:11:09,196 I'll get some moss to insulate the roof. 809 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,266 Don't go that way. I laid traps. 810 01:11:18,327 --> 01:11:19,829 Not that way either. 811 01:11:21,330 --> 01:11:21,967 No? 812 01:11:22,999 --> 01:11:25,377 You should probably go around. 813 01:11:27,036 --> 01:11:28,379 This way? 814 01:11:47,690 --> 01:11:49,067 What next? 815 01:11:53,696 --> 01:11:55,539 Nothing. We just enjoy. 816 01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,677 Can't we enjoy and do something? 817 01:12:00,736 --> 01:12:02,773 We shouldn't expend calories. 818 01:12:13,549 --> 01:12:15,756 Why don't you make a fishing line? 819 01:12:30,399 --> 01:12:32,037 Do I have to wait long? 820 01:12:32,768 --> 01:12:34,406 You have to wait. 821 01:13:59,288 --> 01:14:00,266 What's the goal? 822 01:14:01,957 --> 01:14:04,597 The goal is to bury them gently 823 01:14:04,827 --> 01:14:06,204 without breaking them. 824 01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,043 What's the point? 825 01:14:12,968 --> 01:14:14,606 Nothing. 826 01:14:16,672 --> 01:14:18,117 You want to try? 827 01:14:31,420 --> 01:14:33,593 What do you think about while you do it? 828 01:14:34,690 --> 01:14:35,725 Nothing. 829 01:14:53,442 --> 01:14:54,716 I can't do it. 830 01:14:56,679 --> 01:14:58,317 Then you won't survive. 831 01:15:01,383 --> 01:15:04,694 It you cant concentrate on a pine needle, you can't survive. 832 01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:11,100 Knowing how to pass the time... 833 01:15:12,094 --> 01:15:16,406 not doing or thinking about anything in particular... that's surviving. 834 01:15:17,133 --> 01:15:18,612 Otherwise you go crazy. 835 01:15:53,903 --> 01:15:55,405 What's going on? 836 01:15:58,474 --> 01:16:00,112 I'm passing the time. 837 01:19:01,657 --> 01:19:04,365 Hang on, I'll wrap the wire around once more. 838 01:19:04,626 --> 01:19:06,105 You think it'll hold? 839 01:19:06,428 --> 01:19:07,805 Of course it will. 840 01:19:08,163 --> 01:19:09,870 It's a real pro's trap. 841 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,214 Turn it the other way. 842 01:19:33,355 --> 01:19:35,028 Wow, looks like France. 843 01:19:39,728 --> 01:19:40,900 I'm hungry. 844 01:19:41,530 --> 01:19:42,838 You're always hungry. 845 01:19:43,499 --> 01:19:44,876 Did you hear something? 846 01:19:45,567 --> 01:19:46,910 No, it was my stomach. 847 01:19:50,205 --> 01:19:52,811 The wildlife here is starting to piss me off. 848 01:19:57,146 --> 01:19:59,456 We still have those weird hazelnuts. 849 01:20:02,584 --> 01:20:04,393 They have zero protein. 850 01:20:13,529 --> 01:20:16,135 We should've taken more Snickers from the army. 851 01:20:50,032 --> 01:20:52,342 Come on, eat! Don't be fussy. 852 01:20:53,702 --> 01:20:55,079 It's disgusting. 853 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,176 Shit, look at this. 854 01:21:02,478 --> 01:21:04,321 I'm sure you can eat the bones. 855 01:21:04,913 --> 01:21:06,893 I bet it's full of good stuff. 856 01:21:13,555 --> 01:21:14,898 I can't eat this. 857 01:21:15,324 --> 01:21:16,962 Don't waste food! 858 01:21:17,159 --> 01:21:19,298 I swear to God, this is horrible. 859 01:21:20,462 --> 01:21:21,497 I'm done. 860 01:21:21,730 --> 01:21:23,676 I'll stick to fishy hazelnuts. 861 01:21:24,399 --> 01:21:26,606 You don't know what you're missing. 862 01:21:31,940 --> 01:21:33,783 I think I'm lying on a rock. 863 01:21:35,911 --> 01:21:38,187 Are we sleeping directly on the ground'? 864 01:21:38,981 --> 01:21:40,324 No, not at all. 865 01:21:40,916 --> 01:21:43,362 I made a one-inch mattress of lichen. 866 01:21:45,621 --> 01:21:47,066 It's okay. 867 01:21:47,256 --> 01:21:48,462 It's fine. 868 01:21:48,657 --> 01:21:50,364 Want me to remove the rock? 869 01:21:50,626 --> 01:21:51,934 No, don't worry. 870 01:21:53,295 --> 01:21:54,933 I'll curl up around it. 871 01:22:02,371 --> 01:22:03,577 By the way... 872 01:22:04,106 --> 01:22:05,779 Why are you whispering? 873 01:22:07,276 --> 01:22:09,722 I don't want to scare off the game. 874 01:22:10,279 --> 01:22:11,587 Oh, I see. 875 01:22:41,843 --> 01:22:42,981 Are you okay? 876 01:22:43,145 --> 01:22:44,317 Don't look. 877 01:22:50,986 --> 01:22:52,590 I'll stay over here, okay? 878 01:23:28,123 --> 01:23:30,125 You're shaking. I'll get a jacket. 879 01:23:42,638 --> 01:23:43,810 Madeleine! 880 01:23:45,307 --> 01:23:46,445 Are you okay? 881 01:26:23,231 --> 01:26:25,336 Open your eyes. Keep your eyes open! 882 01:26:25,534 --> 01:26:26,535 Look at me! 883 01:26:27,102 --> 01:26:28,206 Look at me! 884 01:29:15,236 --> 01:29:19,048 She's upstairs. She hasn't woken up yet, but she's fine. 885 01:29:25,380 --> 01:29:26,484 Thanks. 886 01:29:27,415 --> 01:29:29,554 They can't get the fire under control. 887 01:29:30,218 --> 01:29:32,357 900 hectares have already burnt. 888 01:29:33,054 --> 01:29:35,591 The town they found you in burned down. 889 01:29:35,790 --> 01:29:37,269 Wiped off the map. 890 01:29:39,728 --> 01:29:41,173 We were lucky. 891 01:29:45,567 --> 01:29:47,444 How much is 900 hectares? 892 01:29:47,769 --> 01:29:48,873 200,000 trees? 893 01:29:49,104 --> 01:29:51,380 More like 2 million. You half asleep? 894 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:55,517 It's a big deal. It'll affect the price of wood. 895 01:29:56,778 --> 01:29:59,281 We're okay, I stocked up before. You'll see. 896 01:30:00,515 --> 01:30:01,960 If you want to, that is. 897 01:30:02,650 --> 01:30:04,425 I'm not forcing you. 898 01:30:08,523 --> 01:30:12,733 Can you imagine the waste? All because some idiot tossed a cigarette. 899 01:30:13,294 --> 01:30:16,002 People don't realize how fragile forests are. 900 01:30:18,433 --> 01:30:21,039 Sometimes forest fires occur naturally. 901 01:30:21,803 --> 01:30:24,079 The forest just bursts into flames. 902 01:30:24,639 --> 01:30:27,245 - Where did you hear that? - On TV. 903 01:30:28,543 --> 01:30:33,390 When the forest reaches its maximum development... 904 01:30:33,548 --> 01:30:36,495 When there's really no more room, a fire breaks out. 905 01:30:36,684 --> 01:30:37,822 Everything burns. 906 01:30:38,386 --> 01:30:41,595 Afterwards, the forest starts afresh. 907 01:30:43,058 --> 01:30:44,435 Everything starts over. 908 01:30:50,632 --> 01:30:53,238 But most of the time... 909 01:30:53,701 --> 01:30:57,046 it's some idiot who tosses a cigarette. 910 01:30:59,074 --> 01:31:00,610 The other case is rare. 911 01:31:07,315 --> 01:31:09,124 How's the tomato soup? 912 01:31:11,419 --> 01:31:12,523 Wonderful. 913 01:32:08,409 --> 01:32:10,389 You don't hurt anywhere? 914 01:32:10,778 --> 01:32:11,654 Not at all. 915 01:32:12,881 --> 01:32:14,918 Barely 3 on a scale of one to ten. 916 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:17,559 Did you have to rate your pain? 917 01:32:17,952 --> 01:32:19,295 What did you say? 918 01:32:19,487 --> 01:32:21,660 Four for the head. I had a headache. 919 01:32:25,827 --> 01:32:26,828 Here? 920 01:32:32,233 --> 01:32:33,268 It's funny... 921 01:32:33,968 --> 01:32:36,278 I'd never have thought of rating pain. 922 01:32:36,804 --> 01:32:37,976 Higher up. 923 01:32:40,175 --> 01:32:42,655 Three's not bad. It leaves room for improvement. 924 01:32:44,279 --> 01:32:45,952 We can call it a day. 925 01:32:46,948 --> 01:32:48,586 We'll recover slowly. 926 01:32:48,783 --> 01:32:50,387 I'm already feeling better. 927 01:32:50,585 --> 01:32:51,529 Oh yeah? 928 01:32:51,653 --> 01:32:53,792 Of course, I was better trained. 929 01:32:54,589 --> 01:32:57,297 Nice to hear, next time you'll carry me. 930 01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:00,634 Next time... 931 01:33:01,529 --> 01:33:03,167 it's going to be different. 932 01:33:05,533 --> 01:33:08,013 Next time, we need to be better prepared. 933 01:33:08,970 --> 01:33:09,846 We will be. 934 01:33:10,638 --> 01:33:11,844 We'll be ready. 935 01:33:12,307 --> 01:33:13,308 That's right. 936 01:33:14,042 --> 01:33:17,251 We won't be caught by surprise. We won't improvise. 937 01:33:18,346 --> 01:33:19,791 We'll be on the look-out. 938 01:33:22,817 --> 01:33:24,023 On the look-out. 939 01:33:26,054 --> 01:33:27,431 On our guard. 940 01:38:03,331 --> 01:38:05,971 Adaptation: Julie Meyer 941 01:38:06,167 --> 01:38:09,205 Subtitling: Titra California Inc.