1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:02,583 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:06,291 --> 00:00:08,461 All right, I’m going to jump on this side of the teeter-totter 3 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,292 and we'll keep going up and down as long as we can. 4 00:00:10,375 --> 00:00:12,575 Oooh, seesaw! 5 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:14,077 I want a turn! 6 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:18,168 Rudy, it's not a seesaw. It's an extreme teeter-totter. 7 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:21,380 Extreme teeter-totter! I want a turn! 8 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:23,458 Rudy, this isn't a toy. 9 00:00:23,542 --> 00:00:26,962 It's the same piece of equipment famous daredevil Spanky Danger uses. 10 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:29,461 Yeah, we have tickets to go see him at the Civic Center this weekend. 11 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:32,752 Oh, you know, my favorite stuntman was Johnny Hazard. 12 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:35,964 His famous stunt was being catapulted across Mt. Rushmore. 13 00:00:36,041 --> 00:00:37,631 - Did he make it? - Nope. 14 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,919 He went in Washington's ear and out Lincoln's nose. 15 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:43,499 After that he was known as the human snot rocket. 16 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:46,205 - Oh yeah, the snot rocket. - I love that guy. 17 00:00:46,291 --> 00:00:47,501 Yeah. 18 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:50,712 All right, Jack. Let's get our teeter-totter on. 19 00:00:50,792 --> 00:00:51,832 Let's do it. 20 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:18,535 Where are you going? 21 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:21,955 - To get you a sandwich. - (scoffs) 22 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,461 For the last time, no! 23 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,753 Will someone please tell your friend I’m not going to go out with him? 24 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,044 All: We've told him. 25 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:31,750 Jerry, you are just a player. 26 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:34,884 In fact, you've been rejected by every single girl in Seaford. 27 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:37,746 I have not. Oh, yo, Carly. 28 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,754 - You wanna go out? - (laughs) 29 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,174 Wha-- 30 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,380 - Okay, now I have. - I have to go. 31 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:46,458 I’m going to be late for my volunteer job at the aquarium. 32 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:50,419 Dude, I don't get it. 33 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:53,710 I get rejected by girls all the time and it doesn't bother me. 34 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:56,211 Why does this one hurt so much? 35 00:01:56,709 --> 00:01:58,379 Because you actually like her. 36 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:01,133 You guys might not believe this, 37 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,748 but old Rudy has felt the occasional sting of rejection. 38 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:05,464 - Oh no, I believe it. - I totally believe it. 39 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,673 - Pretty believable. - Okay, all right, okay. 40 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:10,080 Look, my point is 41 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:12,286 whenever I feel rejected I just look for something 42 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:14,705 to take my mind off it, you know, cheer me up. 43 00:02:14,792 --> 00:02:17,922 Like Milton and Jack's stunt. This is the perfect distraction. 44 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,580 What? You think their stupid circus act is going to cheer me up? 45 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:25,287 (drumroll) 46 00:02:26,792 --> 00:02:28,292 (screaming) 47 00:02:32,709 --> 00:02:34,629 - (thuds) - Whoo-hoo! 48 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:37,129 Dude, I was wrong. That totally cheered me up! 49 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:38,328 Whoo! 50 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:41,827 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 51 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:45,627 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 52 00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:48,379 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 53 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,040 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 54 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,285 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 55 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:55,287 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 56 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,537 ♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪ 57 00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:59,245 ♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪ 58 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:00,751 ♪ Everybody ♪ 59 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:03,754 ♪ Won't you come kick it with me? ♪ 60 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:06,544 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 61 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:08,325 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 62 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:10,537 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 63 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,455 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 64 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,875 (upbeat music) 65 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:22,673 Dude, Milton, check it out! It's Spanky Danger! 66 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,580 - How do you know? - Oh, I don't know, maybe it's 67 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:26,827 the red, white, and blue jumpsuit with "Spanky" written on it. 68 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:32,672 Ooh, it is such an honor to meet you, Spanky. 69 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:33,880 I can't believe you're here. 70 00:03:33,959 --> 00:03:37,079 Oh, I love coming out, mixing it up with my fans. 71 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:39,376 Tell everybody about the jump you made in las Vegas. 72 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:41,788 Whew, that was a big jump. 73 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:45,075 Two years ago, wind was blowing in my face. 74 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:46,959 I opened up the throttle and-- 75 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:49,831 And hit that ramp at over 200 miles per hour 76 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:53,417 and flew over 35 buses. Go ahead, tell them, tell them! 77 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,495 Well, you just did. 78 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:57,825 Sorry. 79 00:03:57,917 --> 00:03:59,627 What he didn't say 80 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:01,829 was that I overshot the ramp. 81 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:04,827 Broke 215 bones. 82 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,627 No disrespect, Mr. Spanky, 83 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:11,289 but, uh, human body only has 206 bones. 84 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,253 Didn't say they were all mine. 85 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:16,458 I landed on a big gal holding a pug. 86 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,422 Hey, we are huge fans. 87 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,830 Earlier we were even trying your extreme teeter-totter trick. 88 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:25,287 - Oh, how'd it go? - Ugh, not good. 89 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:28,207 I landed in the giant bra on top of bra barn. 90 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:29,881 I don't care what their motto is. 91 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,079 It was not "an uplifting experience." 92 00:04:33,709 --> 00:04:35,289 Oh, hey, Spanky, 93 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,044 - can we get your autograph? - Sure, absolutely. 94 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:43,077 Whoa, dude, that thumb's pretty gnarly. 95 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:44,956 Yeah, I took a spill in Iowa. 96 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:47,881 Couldn't find a doctor so they took me to a veterinarian. 97 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:51,039 Didn't save the thumb, but got me a cow udder. 98 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:56,125 Sorry about that. I wasn't milked this morning. 99 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,674 Hey, we've got tickets to your show. 100 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:00,880 All right, let me see these. 101 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:03,459 Oh, I’ll get you daredevils better seats than these. 102 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:04,962 How do I get 'em to you? 103 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,961 We actually work at the dojo across the courtyard. 104 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,751 You'll see the giant teeter-totter out front. 105 00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:11,464 Oh, no, no, no, you can't leave that out there. 106 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:14,582 There's always some yahoo pretending he's a stuntman. 107 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:15,957 Rudy: Go ahead, ma! 108 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:18,881 - (thumps, creaks) - (Rudy yelling) 109 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,000 I tell you this, 110 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,920 my mom's a lot heavier than she looks. 111 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 (upbeat music) 112 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,458 ♪ Lunchtime! ♪ 113 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,382 I’m having pizza and you guys are... 114 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:39,708 Having sardines. 115 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,788 Wow, this is really good. 116 00:05:49,709 --> 00:05:51,709 Jerry, what are you doing here? 117 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:54,082 Not eating sardines. 118 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,171 Look, I know what you're doing. 119 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,750 You became a volunteer to try to get me to like you. 120 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:02,674 (gasps) How dare you? 121 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:05,040 You know, I became a volunteer because I share 122 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,575 both a very real and a very deep connection 123 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,747 with these penguins. 124 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,174 - Pelicans. - Pelicans. 125 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,670 Well, don't get too attached. 126 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,960 Harold and Maude aren't going to be here for much longer. 127 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,131 With all the money they spent on the new bull shark tank, 128 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:19,378 the aquarium can't afford the pelican habitat. 129 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,960 They're sending him to Texas and her to New Jersey. 130 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:24,671 Aw, that's the saddest thing I’ve ever heard... 131 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,040 New Jersey. 132 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:30,751 You know they've been mates for seven years? 133 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:32,834 And it shows. Before you came in, 134 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,957 Maude was hungry, Harold went over to her 135 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:37,671 and yakked up fish guts right in her face. 136 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,250 That's love, man. 137 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:43,709 You, uh, 138 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:46,170 look a little hungry. 139 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,576 Sardine? 140 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,542 (upbeat music) 141 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,961 Ew, what is that smell? 142 00:06:59,041 --> 00:07:01,171 It's like a combination of dead fish, 143 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:03,500 seagull poop and low tide. 144 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,793 All: Jerry's socks. 145 00:07:09,291 --> 00:07:11,081 Jerry, what is going on in here? 146 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,576 Dude! 147 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:15,707 You set up a kiddie pool in my dojo without asking? 148 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,075 Pool party! 149 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:21,212 Jerry, there you are. 150 00:07:21,291 --> 00:07:23,831 You bird-napped the pelicans from the aquarium? 151 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:26,037 I didn't bird-nap them. I just blindfolded them 152 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,915 and took them against their will to a hideout... 153 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,750 Oh, no, yeah, I kinda bird-napped them. 154 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:32,634 It takes more than a kiddie pool and a bucket full of sar... 155 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,917 Why is this bucket filled with donut holes? 156 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,627 Are pelicans not supposed to eat donut holes? 157 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,919 - No, they are not. - These donut holes are Jack's. 158 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:44,628 I’m going to get the pelican handler. 159 00:07:44,709 --> 00:07:46,709 Well, I guess I’m a bad guy for caring. 160 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:49,287 - Wha... - (squawks) 161 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:51,127 Oh, don't worry. Mommy and daddy are just having 162 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:52,828 a little disagreement. 163 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:56,747 Hey, boys. I got those tickets for ya. 164 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:57,924 - Great. - Yeah. 165 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,250 Whoa! Okay, tell me. 166 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:03,037 I wrecked my bike a bunch of times 167 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:05,375 and sometimes I get a little fuzzy, you know? 168 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,788 But are there two pelicans in here? 169 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:09,375 Yeah. 170 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,750 And is that a moose climbing up a rock wall? 171 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,787 Uh... Yeah sure. Yeah, why not? 172 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:19,791 I’m just messing with you. 173 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,745 I know it's not a moose. 174 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,634 That's an elk, right? 175 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:27,884 Whoa! These tickets are in the VIP box! 176 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:29,169 Spanky, this is so cool. 177 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,290 People are paying hundreds of dollars for these. 178 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:33,165 - Oh, yeah. - Wait, that's it. 179 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,080 Yo, Spanky, my name's Jerry. 180 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,706 I’m a volunteer at the Seaford aquarium. 181 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,712 Look, these pelicans are supposed to be mates for life, 182 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:41,462 - but they're getting separated. - Whew, I’ve been there. 183 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:43,882 She's gonna take him for every sardine he's got. 184 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,709 No, no, no, they're being separated 185 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,422 because the aquarium ran out of funding. 186 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,830 He's going to Texas and she's going to New Jersey. 187 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,628 That's the saddest thing I ever heard. 188 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:54,999 Jersey! 189 00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:58,827 Hey, if you could do some sort of fundraiser at the aquarium, 190 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,707 we could make enough money to keep them together. 191 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:01,882 That's a great idea. 192 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,499 Let me think on it for a second. Got it, okay! 193 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,423 What if I walk the high wire tightrope 194 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,920 over at the aquarium? 195 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,630 But it has to be over something scary. 196 00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:13,499 Ah, how about the men's room 197 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,213 next to the all-you-can-eat clam bar? 198 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,921 (hisses) Ouch. 199 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,830 Yeah, I don't think I’m ready for that one. 200 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,627 What about the tank of bull sharks? 201 00:09:20,709 --> 00:09:21,999 That's great! 202 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:24,498 There is nothing more important to Spanky Danger 203 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:27,543 - than everlasting love. - (phone ringing) 204 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:30,955 Oh, hold on, it's the wife number six. 205 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,751 Ignore. 206 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:34,964 Yo, Spanky, I can't thank you enough, man! 207 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:43,424 Jerry: Uh, Rudy... 208 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,828 Rudy, I wouldn't do that. 209 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:48,127 (nasally) Oh please, birds love me. 210 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:52,542 - (loud squawking, splashing) - (Rudy yelling) 211 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,875 (grunts) 212 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:56,214 That bird 213 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,291 does not love me. 214 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,825 ♪ Here we go, Let's start the party ♪ 215 00:10:02,917 --> 00:10:04,827 ♪ Chop it up Like it's karate ♪ 216 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:09,247 You know, guys, I’m a lot like Spanky. I was born a stuntman. 217 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,205 - You were born a stuntman? - Yes, I was, Milton. 218 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,921 My father is Hector Martinez. My mother is Catherine Stuntman. 219 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,710 Okay, you may have the name, Jerry, 220 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:19,792 but there's not one stunt Spanky does 221 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:21,705 - that you could actually do. - (scoffs) 222 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:25,582 Oh, please, I could ride Spanky's rocket bike. 223 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,669 I mean, the only difference between that bike and mine 224 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,710 is it's powered by rockets and it doesn't have training wheels on it. 225 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:34,002 - (cheering) - (pop music playing) 226 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,213 (chanting) Spanky, Spanky, Spanky! 227 00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,171 (clanking) 228 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:46,205 Who's ready for some rocket boots? 229 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:48,421 (crowd cheering) 230 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,753 I was going to launch myself 100 feet in the air 231 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,134 into that cargo net over there. 232 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:57,628 Or I could put some nitro in my boots 233 00:10:57,709 --> 00:11:01,749 and go 200 feet in the air. What do you say, people? 234 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:05,004 (crowd chanting) Nitro, nitro, nitro! 235 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,423 Nitro it is! 236 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:25,828 (crowd gasps) 237 00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:34,249 - (thumps) - (cheering) 238 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,960 Hey, where did Jerry go? 239 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:43,667 Uh-oh. 240 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:49,253 I’ll show you who can't ride a rocket bike, Jack! 241 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,383 If that's Spanky... 242 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,458 then that guy's a stunt double. 243 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,575 Spanky's a fake! 244 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:02,747 (crowd gasps) 245 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,745 (booing) 246 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,792 (upbeat music) 247 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,035 (crowd booing) 248 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,705 I can't believe that angry mob followed us all the way here. 249 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,832 How did they even know it was me? 250 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:29,627 I don't know. Maybe it was your jacket? 251 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,125 (groans) 252 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,538 I forgot to turn my Jacket off. 253 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,713 Spanky, how could you do this? 254 00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:39,042 You think I’m proud of what I’ve become? 255 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,825 Fourteen years ago, New Orleans-- 256 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,537 Spanky was attempting to break 257 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:46,785 the world record for jumping a car over 200 feet... 258 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,792 I’m going to let you finish this one. 259 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,502 The jump was perfect... 260 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,710 - until the landing. - (both) Oh. 261 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,752 All: It's always the landing. 262 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,170 When the smoke cleared, 263 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,670 my body was so mangled 264 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,750 they couldn't tell what was me 265 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,834 and what was my car. 266 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,964 I spent three weeks in a hospital, 267 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,461 five days in a muffler shop. 268 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,083 So that's how you lost your courage? 269 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,376 Yeah. 270 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,294 And gained a radio. 271 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,834 (clicks, music playing) 272 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:23,834 (clicks, music stops) 273 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,174 Spanky, you can't live the rest of your life 274 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,080 hiding behind stunt doubles. 275 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:32,166 Well, I’m not going to have to any more. 276 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,880 Because of what happened, the whole world's gonna know who I am... 277 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,669 A fraud! 278 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,290 You know what, Spanky? A hero of mine 279 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:43,495 once told me that the only thing to fear is the fear of not trying. 280 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,633 You know who said that? 281 00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:46,209 - Abraham Lincoln? - Captain Kirk? 282 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:47,791 Cher? 283 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,878 It actually was Cher. 284 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:54,459 But the point is that it could have easily been you, Spanky. 285 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,792 I’m sorry, Cher is your hero? 286 00:13:56,875 --> 00:14:00,875 Cher's everybody's hero, Jack. The woman's a ding-danged icon. 287 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,540 Come on, Spanky. 288 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Dude, there's two little pelicans who are counting on you. 289 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,418 You know what? 290 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,207 You're right. 291 00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:15,329 What you guys said I needed to hear a long time ago. 292 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:17,127 I’m done hiding. 293 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,828 Tomorrow at that fundraiser, the whole world's gonna know 294 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,747 Spanky's back! 295 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,834 (clangs) 296 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,464 Dude, you might need a little bit of a... 297 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:30,332 (clears throat) Tune-up. 298 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,583 (upbeat music) 299 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,747 - ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ - (camera clicks) 300 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,325 This is the last picture I’ll have of you guys together. 301 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,920 But I want you to know that I will keep it forever. 302 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,634 - (gulps) - Or you can keep it forever. 303 00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:51,502 I can't believe you guys are leaving tomorrow. 304 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,384 I’m really going to miss you guys. 305 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,745 - (squawks) - But do you know what hurts the most? 306 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,785 I didn't get phone insurance. 307 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,920 (sobbing) 308 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:09,583 - Taylor, there you are. - (wails) 309 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,793 Wow, for such a pretty girl, you're an ugly crier. 310 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,328 Yo, I’ve got great news. 311 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,037 I have a way that we can save the pelicans. 312 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,170 Let me guess, put little tuxedoes on them 313 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,880 and try to blend them in with the penguins? 314 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,169 No, no, no, I got spa... That's a great idea. 315 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,791 I think mine's better though. 316 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,205 I got Spanky Danger to do the fundraiser again! 317 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,791 Jerry, that's amazing! 318 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,665 - We're gonna save the pelicans! - Yeah. 319 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,542 I’m sorry. 320 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,995 I, I don't know what I was thinking. 321 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,963 No, no, no, no, don't overthink it, just do it again! 322 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,211 Why? Because we're saving the pelicans! 323 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,166 (upbeat music) 324 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,423 I cannot believe how many people showed up 325 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,630 to watch Spanky tightrope over a pool of sharks. 326 00:15:58,709 --> 00:15:59,999 Yeah, it's a comeback story. 327 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:03,003 Everybody loves seeing a man rise above his fears. 328 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,828 (crowd exclaims) 329 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,827 They're also down with watching sharks eat a dude. 330 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,293 Thank you all for coming down to the aquarium. 331 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,785 (applause) 332 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:19,747 I guess that explains why you're all packed in like sardines. 333 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,334 Nope? 334 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,380 This fundraiser is about saving Harold and Maude. 335 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,668 Some people said that we couldn't do it, 336 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:34,670 but tonight I say we peli-can. 337 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,040 Seriously? Nothing? 338 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,960 Show's gonna start in a minute! 339 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,375 Sheesh, they're a bad audience. 340 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:49,918 Yeah. They're the problem. 341 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,791 Yo, where is Spanky? He should be here by now. 342 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,245 (phone chimes) 343 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,790 Oh, don't worry. I just got a text from him. 344 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,785 "Hey guys, you're the best. Thanks for the pep talk. 345 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:04,075 By the way, still scared, not coming. Sorry, Spanky." 346 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,956 If the crowd doesn't see this stunt, 347 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,461 they're going to want their money back. 348 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:09,832 Which means there'll be no saving of the pelicans. 349 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:12,827 Oh, but I just told everybody that we peli-can! 350 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,287 Both: Milton! 351 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:18,497 Guys, it's over. We have to give the crowd their money back. 352 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,713 (people chattering) 353 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,132 (applause) 354 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,498 Who's that? 355 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,673 All: It's Jerry! 356 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,172 What is he doing up there? 357 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,420 I think he's gonna try to walk the tightrope. 358 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,830 He would never try to walk... 359 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,787 I’m going to try and walk the tightrope! 360 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:39,707 I know you all came here to see a death-defying stunt, 361 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,712 and I, Jerry Martinez, 362 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:45,212 am going to give it to you! 363 00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,711 (drumroll) 364 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,750 Come on, Seaford, 365 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,464 show me some love! 366 00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:54,962 (crowd chanting) Fall, Jerry, fall! Fall, Jerry, fall! 367 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,251 That's not really love! 368 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:13,712 (whimpering) 369 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,131 Okay, oooh. 370 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:23,541 Hey, I can actually do this. 371 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,581 - Whoa. - (gasps) 372 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,247 Oh, no, I can't do this. 373 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,883 Can't do this. Gotta go back. 374 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,577 - Whoa! Whoa! - (gasps) 375 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,789 (shrieks) 376 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,745 No worries! I’m okay. 377 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,213 Wow, this is a much better way to use this thing. 378 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,581 - (chomps) - (all gasp) 379 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,497 Oh, no, bad shark! Don't bite! 380 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,785 - (shrieking) - (chomping) 381 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,670 - Jerry, hang on! - Oh, great advice. Thanks, hon! 382 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,627 All right, Jerry, 383 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:19,959 Jerry, give me your hand. 384 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:21,751 I can't, Jack! I can't. 385 00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,334 (shrieking) 386 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,327 (crowd gasps) 387 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:26,627 - (grunting) - Wait... All right. 388 00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:27,999 Yeah, that works, okay. 389 00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:37,629 - Okay, okay. All right, all right. - (whimpering) 390 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,129 Okay, all right, all right. 391 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,128 - Jerry, I can't see! - Oh, you're lucky 392 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,628 - 'cause it's really scary up here, man! - Move your hands! 393 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:45,629 - Oh, sorry. - Thank you! 394 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,535 Okay, all right. We can do this. 395 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:52,544 So close, so close. So close. 396 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,125 Wah, mommy. 397 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,075 - (thuds) - Oh! 398 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,463 (cheering) 399 00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:09,633 You guys did it. The crowd loved it. You saved the pelicans! 400 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,379 Jerry, I cannot believe you were going to risk your life 401 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,038 to save Harold and Maude. 402 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,745 I was wrong about you. 403 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,495 (laughs) Where are you going? 404 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,583 (nasally) Oh, I thought I'd take a quick swim. 405 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,075 Rudy, I don't think that's a good idea. 406 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,956 Oh, please, sharks love me. 407 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,918 These sharks do not love me! 408 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,330 - (splashing) - So movies? 409 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,918 - Let's do it. - (grunting) 410 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,495 ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪ 411 00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,792 (upbeat music) 412 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,082 I still can't believe that Spanky backed out. 413 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,626 I thought we helped him get his courage back. 414 00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,079 I wondered what changed his mind? 415 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,710 So you don't think I should do it? 416 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,712 No, I do not. 417 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:16,125 Dude, you're one-third motorcycle, you broke every bone in your body, 418 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,668 - and you have an udder for a thumb. - You're right. 419 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,460 Hey, you want some milk for your coffee? 420 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,535 Just a little bit. 421 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:30,832 (light music playing) 422 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 (closing theme music) 423 00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:58,044 Man: Poor soul. 424 00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:58,995 (dog snarls, barks) 425 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:02,713 Boy: Yes!