1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,133 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:02,208 --> 00:00:04,078 All right, let's bring up our class valedictorian, 3 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:05,246 Milton Krupnick. 4 00:00:05,333 --> 00:00:06,253 Milton? 5 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,713 (applause) 6 00:00:07,792 --> 00:00:09,632 Yeah, Milton! 7 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:11,329 When I was three, 8 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:14,577 I remember looking up at the moon with a sense of wonder. 9 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:17,457 Whoo! Great speech, Milton! 10 00:00:17,542 --> 00:00:18,462 I'll get the car. 11 00:00:18,542 --> 00:00:19,632 Rudy. 12 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:23,209 We are here to support Milton graduating from the Junior Astronaut Program. 13 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:25,131 We are staying until the end. 14 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,170 And now, a poem. 15 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,540 Get the car. 16 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:32,458 Milton: Space, oh, space... 17 00:00:32,542 --> 00:00:34,082 You're into space? 18 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:36,501 Yeah, me too. 19 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:38,749 I'm gonna be the first guy to walk on the sun. 20 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:42,455 I know what you're thinking, "It's too hot." 21 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:44,875 I'm going at night. (clicks tongue) 22 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:49,462 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to interrupt. 23 00:00:49,542 --> 00:00:51,962 We're not. Where were you two hours ago? 24 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:54,081 I just got off the phone with the president, 25 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:56,746 and he's informed me that our friends, the Russians, 26 00:00:56,834 --> 00:00:59,964 are planning on sending a 17-year-old boy into space! 27 00:01:00,041 --> 00:01:01,461 Wait, what? 28 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,537 That would be the youngest astronaut ever. 29 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 That's a record that we've held for years, 30 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:08,673 and we intend on keeping it! 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,580 General Jones, what are you saying? 32 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:13,957 I am saying that you, Milton D. Krupnick, 33 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:16,001 are going into space! 34 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:17,963 (cheering) 35 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:19,921 Holy Christmas nuts! 36 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,290 (theme music) 37 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,667 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 38 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:30,630 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 39 00:01:30,709 --> 00:01:33,249 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 40 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,213 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 41 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:37,040 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 42 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,915 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 43 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 ♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪ 44 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:43,833 ♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪ 45 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:45,037 ♪ Everybody ♪ 46 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:48,575 ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪ 47 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:52,457 ♪ I'm saying won't you Come kick it with me? ♪ 48 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:55,332 ♪ And we could have a ball Run up the wall ♪ 49 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:57,247 ♪ That's just how we do ♪ 50 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,133 ♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch ♪ 51 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:02,078 ♪ It's not as cool As kickin' it with you ♪ 52 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,415 (upbeat music) 53 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:09,247 I can't believe General Jones convinced my mom 54 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,883 to let me go into outer space. 55 00:02:10,959 --> 00:02:12,829 That's the same woman who makes me wear floaties 56 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:14,497 when I run through the sprinklers. 57 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:16,750 Your floatie days are over, Milton. 58 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:18,254 You're better than everyone else. 59 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:19,463 You're an astronaut now. 60 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:21,252 That's why we had to give you the whole new look. 61 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:24,173 (leather squeaking) 62 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,210 Gunnar, thanks for taking me shopping, but I'm not sure I can pull this off. 63 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:30,421 Sure you can. You look great. 64 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,000 No, I literally can't pull these pants off. 65 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,333 I've had them on for two days. 66 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:37,205 Milton, you're in the Space Program now, okay? 67 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,461 You gotta walk the walk. 68 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:48,079 You know, Milton, things are gonna be different now. 69 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:49,626 We didn't even have to pay for that meal. 70 00:02:49,709 --> 00:02:51,329 We may have eaten at Phil's for free, 71 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:53,705 but trust me, we're gonna pay for that meal. 72 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,713 Ugh. Smell something burning. 73 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:59,712 Oh, it's just my pants. I think I was walking too fast. 74 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:02,132 You know, being an astronaut's a whole new way of life, Milton. 75 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:03,248 Check this out. 76 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,583 (clears throat) 77 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:07,665 I'm Gunnar Nelson, astronaut. 78 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,125 (scoffs) 79 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:17,878 I'm not gonna rely on my title just to get girls. 80 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:20,499 I'll just rely on the old Krupnick charm. 81 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,625 Hey, girls. 82 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,293 I mean, they don't have to know that I'm an astronaut. 83 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,000 Whoa. Right here. 84 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:34,543 Yeah. That's the charm-- 85 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:39,134 Milton, I'm gonna say something 86 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,828 I never thought I'd have to say in my life. 87 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:41,957 Uh... 88 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,541 You gotta help me get girls. 89 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,745 (groans) 90 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,578 I can't make you an astronaut, Jerry. 91 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,457 No, but you can get me a job at the Space Center, 92 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:53,462 so I can get one of those magic lady badges. 93 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,955 I'll talk to the General, but you gotta do me a favor. 94 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:57,921 Anything. 95 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,420 Help me get these pants off. 96 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,420 I really gotta go to the bathroom. 97 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,713 ♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪ 98 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,422 (Rudy groans) 99 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,130 Ooh. 100 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,575 Rudy, how you doing? 101 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,287 Oh, not good. 102 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:15,375 You know, I had a weird dream last night 103 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:16,998 I had a baby alien in me, 104 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:19,383 and now I got the shakes 105 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,628 and my stomach feels like a roller coaster. 106 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:22,789 (groans) 107 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,955 What is happening to me? 108 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:27,249 (yells) 109 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:28,745 Somebody help me! 110 00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:30,004 Rudy: Help me! 111 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:32,125 (groaning) 112 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:37,000 Rudy, we know about the new movie makeup and special effects store in the mall. 113 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,673 You should have seen your faces. 114 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,250 I totally got you! 115 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:43,083 Ooh, ooh! Here comes Murray. 116 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:44,456 I'm gonna go scare him. 117 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:47,132 (groans) 118 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,378 What's the matter, Rudy? 119 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,498 Oh, it's my stomach. 120 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:52,633 I think I have an alien in me! 121 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,253 That alien doesn't scare me. 122 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:57,923 Have you ever seen my wife? 123 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,126 Come on. Your wife is-- 124 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,245 So what's new, Murray? 125 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,210 Oh, my bingo game is in the toilet. 126 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:12,037 I was one game away from winning a trip to Spain. 127 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,075 I was gonna run with the bulls. 128 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:18,786 Anyway, this Bernice shows up about three weeks ago 129 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:20,625 and she wins every game. 130 00:05:20,709 --> 00:05:21,919 Every game. 131 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,880 A hundred and twelve straight. 132 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,713 A hundred and twelve wins? 133 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:26,712 Yep. 134 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:28,672 Well, doesn't that seem a little odd, Rudy? 135 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,380 Yeah, it certainly does. 136 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:32,713 Do you want us to come down there and check it out for you? 137 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:35,502 Oh, thanks. I knew my friends would help me out. 138 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,502 (screams) 139 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,166 I love that new store. 140 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:48,460 So it sounds to me like you're saying they don't exist. 141 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:51,786 We only have time for one more question, Chappy. 142 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:55,625 And it cannot be related to hot alien space women. 143 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:59,173 Oh. All right. 144 00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:02,628 No. 145 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:04,833 Definitely no. 146 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:07,915 I have no more questions. 147 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:09,961 Uh, excuse me, General, 148 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,461 were you able to find a job for my friend Jerry? 149 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:16,212 Milton, your friend may be the least qualified applicant I've ever seen. 150 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:20,377 But as a favor to you, I found him a job. 151 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:22,627 (rock music) 152 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:29,417 Jerry's going to be watching my wife's cat Wiggy, 153 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,880 while she's out of town. 154 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:35,166 And I love this little furball. 155 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:39,878 I got my badge, yo. 156 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,999 Come on, Milton. I'm throwing you a party. 157 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,883 It's gonna be crazy! 158 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:45,959 There's gonna be celebrities, supermodels, 159 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:49,421 and I even have a statue of you carved out of cheddar cheese. 160 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:53,210 Oh, that's pretty ironic for a boy who's lactose intolerant. 161 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,415 Dude, I'm in. 162 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,170 Let me just go change Wiggy's litter box. 163 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,037 Yeah, Milton, 164 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:01,455 Jerry doesn't really belong at your party, okay? 165 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,172 He's not one of us. 166 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,790 But Jerry's my best friend. 167 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,745 Well then, maybe you should be the one to tell him he can't come. 168 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,495 Jerry: Whoo! 169 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:11,963 Yo, sorry it took so long. 170 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,826 Look at the size of this hairball, man. It was a real struggle to get it out. 171 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:17,077 Wiggy finally coughed that up? 172 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:18,166 Oh, no, I did. 173 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,080 That's the price you pay when you lick your own pits. 174 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,670 All right, let's hit this party. 175 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,380 Uh, Jerry? 176 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:27,747 See, the thing is, um... 177 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,789 Uh, you're not really an astronaut, 178 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,130 so you can't come to the party. 179 00:07:34,834 --> 00:07:36,254 I'm sorry. 180 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,383 Oh. 181 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,330 I see. 182 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:43,995 What was I thinking? 183 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:45,630 Me going to an astronaut's party? 184 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:47,079 No. It's fine. 185 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,080 No, I'll just stay here and share a can of Furry Feast 186 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,246 with Wiggy the Cat. 187 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,826 Jerry, you know your badge allows you to eat in the cafeteria. 188 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:01,081 Yeah, well, I wouldn't leave Wiggy alone. 189 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:02,706 'Cause he's my friend. 190 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:04,672 You don't do that to a-- (choking) 191 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:07,875 (gags) 192 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:11,375 All right. 193 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,710 ♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪ 194 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:20,712 Bernice just got in line behind you. 195 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,753 You think she's involved in some kind of hanky-panky? 196 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:24,674 I don't know. 197 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,920 But winning 112 games in a row smells like hanky. 198 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,040 And where you find hanky, you're gonna find panky. 199 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:34,245 Hey, Murray. Here's your card. 200 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,633 - Oh, thank you. - You got it. 201 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,710 Hey, sorry, folks. 202 00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:38,882 Can't let you in. 203 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:41,709 We've got a strict over-65 policy. 204 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,252 Oh, no, it's okay. We're with Murray. 205 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,503 Don't care. 206 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,923 Very strict policy. 207 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:49,828 Hey, Ma. Come on in. 208 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:52,288 Kept your regular spot for you. 209 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:55,538 Hey, you hear that? 210 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,707 He just called Bernice his mother. 211 00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:00,382 They're definitely up to something. 212 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,078 We gotta get in there, but how? 213 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,286 I got it. 214 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,915 Okay, let's go to the new store in the mall. 215 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,040 Well, what are they gonna do? 216 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:07,325 You'll see. 217 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:19,420 (in elderly voice) I can't wait to play bingo. 218 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,542 I'm feeling lucky, baby. 219 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:25,377 Hey, slow down, you two. 220 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,418 Where's the fire? 221 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:31,880 (Wiggy meows) 222 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,210 Jerry: Come on, Wiggy. 223 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,292 Where are you? 224 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,380 You don't belong in here. 225 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,883 I got an open can of Furry Feast for you. 226 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,793 (Wiggy meows) 227 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,380 Jerry: Aha! 228 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,253 Bad kitty. 229 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,250 Now, you shouldn't be in here. 230 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,205 Only astronauts allowed. 231 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:02,709 No, we couldn't possibly be smart enough to be astronauts 232 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:05,422 and figure out how to press a bunch of buttons. 233 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,710 - (buttons clicking) - (engine powering up) 234 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:10,919 (door closes) 235 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,960 Automated Voice: Launch sequence initiated. 236 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,711 - (alarm blaring) - Wiggy... 237 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:17,382 Please tell me you said that. 238 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,380 (meows) 239 00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:24,044 - (Wiggy screeches) - (screams) 240 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,578 (Jerry screams) 241 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,745 (upbeat music) 242 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,248 Sir, you should have been at that party. 243 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,173 The music was bumping so loud, 244 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,040 the floor was vibrating like you launched the shuttle. 245 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:43,963 Milton: Do you know somebody launched the shuttle? 246 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:46,211 Yes. Yes, I do. 247 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:48,705 Somebody manually launched it from inside. 248 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:51,172 General Jones: We're establishing communications now. 249 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,880 Who would be stupid enough to-- 250 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,169 Whoo! 251 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,918 Holy Christmas nuts! 252 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,670 Come here, Wiggy. (chuckles) 253 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,584 Sweet rings of Saturn! 254 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,627 He's got my wife's Wiggy! 255 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:08,129 - (Wiggy meows) - Meow. 256 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,748 General, what are we gonna do? 257 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:11,668 Don't worry. 258 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,080 General Jones: I won't lose you. I'm bringing you home. 259 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,002 Oh. Thank you, sir. 260 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,996 I was talking to the cat. 261 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,828 Now you listen up, son. 262 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,247 I'm going to talk you in. 263 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,583 General Jones: First thing's first. 264 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,077 If you look to your left, 265 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,746 you will see a large green button. 266 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:29,754 Got it. 267 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:32,174 - (alarm blaring) - Whatever you do, don't press it. 268 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,380 Huh? (screams) 269 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:38,500 You might want to lead with what I'm not supposed to do. 270 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,633 Oh, he short-circuited the electrical system, 271 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:41,789 blew the fuel cells, 272 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,785 and caused a giant hole in the heat shields. 273 00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:46,077 The shuttle's too damaged. 274 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,293 It'll never survive re-entry. 275 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,075 There's no way to bring my little Wiggy home. 276 00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:53,039 (yells) 277 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,575 Seaford, we have a problem. 278 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,420 ♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪ 279 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,420 (in normal voice) Rudy: You and I will watch Bernice. 280 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,210 Kim, you keep an eye on Zeke. 281 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,790 Should we tell Murray it's us? 282 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,665 No, that's the worst thing you can do. 283 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,670 The man has absolutely no ability to keep a secret. 284 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,460 I have a mole on my butt 285 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,042 the size of a pumpkin. 286 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,328 - Hello. - Hey. 287 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,077 Hi, I'm Bernice. 288 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,456 Would you two fellas like a gingersnap? 289 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,292 (in elderly voice) Oh, no thank you. 290 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:26,035 I'm still full from lunch. 291 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,035 I had a corned beef sandwich that was so tender 292 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,535 I didn't even have to put my teeth in. 293 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,665 (laughs) 294 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,580 That's nothing. 295 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,627 You know what I had for lunch? 296 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,459 A double prune smoothie. 297 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,712 Now that's the gift that just keeps on giving. 298 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,252 (all laughing) 299 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,543 Ooh, I like turtles. 300 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,995 Don't touch my lucky turtle. 301 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:46,963 Gingersnap? 302 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,832 So, uh, Mission Control, 303 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:55,577 you guys gonna tell me how to bring this baby back down or what? 304 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,287 General Jones: Jerry, you're in a situation 305 00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:00,535 we call C-411-7. 306 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:01,955 Oh, that doesn't sound so bad. 307 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,501 Jerry: Now let's see here. 308 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:07,883 Okay, uh, C-411-7. 309 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:11,543 "Bend over and kiss your butt goodbye." 310 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,535 Hmm. 311 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,753 I mean, I don't see how that's gonna help, but I'll give it a shot. 312 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,291 Jerry... 313 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,833 Things aren't good. 314 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,785 We don't have a way to get you back. 315 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,455 But I want to come back. 316 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,632 I mean, there's no food up here, Milton. I'll starve. 317 00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:28,919 Don't worry about starving, Jerry. 318 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,420 Once you lose pressure in the cabin 319 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,330 - your head will pop off like that so... - (pops) 320 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,577 (whimpers) 321 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,207 Get him out of here! 322 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,004 Now! 323 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,382 Jerry, this is all my fault. 324 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,748 Milton: I should have just taken you to the party with me. 325 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:46,424 If word gets out about this, it'll be an international embarrassment. 326 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,500 We have to stage a massive cover-up. 327 00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,633 This is Chappy Chapman reporting from the scene 328 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:53,539 of what appears to be a massive cover-up. 329 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,825 - There is no cover-up! - Huh. 330 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,957 And even if there is, I'm in no way responsible for it. 331 00:13:58,041 --> 00:13:58,961 Huh! There you have it. 332 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:02,171 That's General Jones, clearly jumping ship from the biggest scandal 333 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,540 in SASA history. 334 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,004 Back to you, Brittany. 335 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,463 Out! 336 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,127 That's it. 337 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,498 Jump ship. 338 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,253 Jerry, you're coming home 'cause you're gonna jump. 339 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,785 Hoo-rah! 340 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,915 What? 341 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,630 I'm sorry, did you say "jump"? 342 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,882 (upbeat music) 343 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:25,793 B... 344 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,125 Seven. 345 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,785 (in normal voice) That's ten numbers in a row. 346 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,460 And Bernice keeps tapping that turtle. 347 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,544 It must be connected by a wire. 348 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:40,291 Kim: Rudy. 349 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,495 I've been watching Zeke, 350 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,583 and he keeps switching the bingo balls so Bernice always gets a match. 351 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:45,747 That's how they do it. 352 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,004 She uses the turtle to tell him what number she needs. 353 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,003 And then, he switches the balls to match it. 354 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,253 Exactly. 355 00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:52,749 Excuse me. 356 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:53,884 Everyone. 357 00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,249 Put down your markers. 358 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,463 I've got something to say about Bernice. 359 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:01,832 Well, if it's about her gingersnaps, we know. 360 00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,127 They're dry. 361 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,173 No, it's about the scam. 362 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,540 She won the last 112 games 363 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:09,785 because she's cheating. 364 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,495 How dare you! 365 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,713 Boys. 366 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:15,042 Uh, maybe you could explain why there's a wire 367 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,575 coming from under the table to your turtle. 368 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,630 I think it's time for you three to leave. 369 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:29,375 You probably shouldn't have done that, sonny boy. 370 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,752 (grunting) 371 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,750 (grunting continues) 372 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,827 (laughs) 373 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:51,379 You guys should get some stronger tables. 374 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,250 (grunts) 375 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,379 Help your brother out of there. 376 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,328 Come on. Come on. 377 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,127 - (groans) - Bernice: Come on. 378 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,038 I taught you boys better than this. Get along. 379 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,999 Rudy, Jack, Kim. 380 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,421 I can't believe you did this for us. 381 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:26,077 Now, let's get back to bingo. 382 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,963 I've got a trip to Spain to win. 383 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,461 - (cell phone rings) - Wait. 384 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:30,672 Guys, turn on the TV. 385 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,880 I just got a text that Jerry is all over the news. 386 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,753 News? 387 00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,292 Jerry Martinez is about to jump 388 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,747 from the space shuttle and freefall back to Earth. 389 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,920 I think I speak for the entire nation when I say, 390 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,750 we only hope that boy's lifeless body 391 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,634 does not land on my new car. 392 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,129 Back to you, Brittany. 393 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,247 Milton: Okay, Jerry. 394 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,625 You got the space suit on? 395 00:16:58,458 --> 00:16:59,458 Yeah. 396 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:03,502 This is just a simple freefall 11 miles from space back to Earth. 397 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:04,583 Oh. 398 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,707 I thought it was gonna be dangerous. 399 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,293 When you enter the Earth's atmosphere 400 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,955 and break the sound barrier, you'll hear a big boom. 401 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,251 Don't let it scare you. 402 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,997 Milton, I'm afraid. 403 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,503 Don't be. 404 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,633 (sighs) 405 00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:20,079 When you reach 5000 feet, pull the rip cord, 406 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,326 and the parachute will float you safely back to Earth. 407 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,497 Milton: And I'll be in radio contact with you the whole way. 408 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,375 Wasabi? 409 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:30,832 Wasabi. 410 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,166 (tense music) 411 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:46,915 (whimpers) 412 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:50,672 Milton: Jerry? 413 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,170 How you leave the ship is going to determine your trajectory 414 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,210 for the entire descent. 415 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,921 You've got to be smooth. 416 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,750 Just lean forward and let gravity do the work. 417 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,165 Got it. 418 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,541 All right, here we go. 419 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,875 Ooh. 420 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,081 One... 421 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,750 Whoo. 422 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,415 Two... 423 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,038 Three! 424 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:25,995 Ow! 425 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,457 (screams) 426 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,381 Come on, kid! We're rooting for you! 427 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,833 Did the boy jump yet? 428 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,293 He's about to enter the atmosphere and break the sound barrier. 429 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,915 (screams) 430 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,003 (static) 431 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,745 We lost radio communication. 432 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:56,964 Where'd he go? 433 00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,498 Jerry, where are you? 434 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,875 Oh, this isn't good. 435 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,083 Come on, Jerry. 436 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,211 Whoo! 437 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,501 (duck quacks) 438 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:16,713 Oh, he's okay! 439 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,332 - He's okay! - All right! 440 00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,627 (cheering) 441 00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:21,169 Yeah! 442 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,960 All right, Jerry, look for landmarks. 443 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,631 Do you see anything you recognize? 444 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,629 Oh, oh, I can see the school football field from here. 445 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,879 Good. Aim for that. 446 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,209 Recovery party, move out! 447 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,883 Hey, where do you think Jerry's gonna land? 448 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,579 Well, if the jet stream gets hold of him, 449 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,457 he could land in Mexico, 450 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,502 Iceland, Florida. 451 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,253 (crashing) 452 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,665 South America. 453 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,752 New York. 454 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,326 He's right behind you. 455 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,915 Bingo hall. That was next on my list. 456 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,130 Jerry! 457 00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,579 Dude, we're so glad to have you back. 458 00:19:58,667 --> 00:19:59,957 Jerry! 459 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,330 Milton. 460 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,997 Dude, I'm so sorry I went into space instead of you. 461 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,793 I'm just glad you're okay. 462 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,960 Welcome back, Jerry. 463 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,080 Of course, for me, it's bittersweet because somewhere up in space... 464 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,923 is my wife's little Wiggy! 465 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,673 No, it's not, sir. 466 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,670 (suit unzips) 467 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,880 (meows) 468 00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,419 I was jumping for two. 469 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,245 You, my boy, 470 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,583 have the right stuff to be an astronaut. 471 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:28,917 Doesn't he, Colonel Wiggy? 472 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,633 Hey, guys, let's go to Phil's and celebrate. 473 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:33,579 On me. 474 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,627 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 475 00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,249 All right. Thanks, man. 476 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,710 Jerry. 477 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,375 There's another party for astronauts. 478 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,627 It'd be great if you came, being a... (clears throat) 479 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,249 ...hero and everything. 480 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,753 No thanks, Gunnar. 481 00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:50,209 I'm gonna go hang out with my real friends. 482 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,670 - Okay. - Ahh. 483 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,326 Hey, ladies. 484 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,705 You know who this is? 485 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,882 - World-famous astronaut Gunnar Nelson. - Oh, hello. 486 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,129 Thank you. 487 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,790 - Oh, just-- - (women cooing) 488 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,460 (Gunnar shouting) No, no, no! 489 00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:07,542 ♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪ 490 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,880 Ohh! We're really proud of you, Jerry. 491 00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:16,999 Yeah, you should be. 492 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,673 You know, the General says I'm eligible for a purple heart. 493 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,290 Wait, isn't that when you get injured in the line of duty? 494 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:24,332 Do you have any idea what that cat did to me 495 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,747 when we broke the sound barrier? 496 00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:27,752 Oh! 497 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,125 (closing theme music) 498 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,960 Man: Poor soul. 499 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,171 (dog snarls, barks) 500 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:02,961 Boy: Yes!