1 00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:27,200 What do you mean, not fresh? 2 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,840 This can't happen! 3 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:30,360 Take a look for yourself! 4 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,560 The color is not the same! It must have been here for a long time! 5 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:38,750 What did you say? The sanitary and epidemiological station is not would allow us to sell, not fresh meat! 6 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:43,060 Listen carefully! I'm the boss here! 7 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:46,330 Don't even think about creating problems here! 8 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,480 Or you will regret it! 9 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:56,520 I warned you! 10 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:35,000 Come on! 11 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,690 Not grateful pigs! 12 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,220 Son, you need to go to Hong Kong. 13 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:01,160 - Bruce Lee? - No! 14 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:08,600 I met your uncle he opened a diner. 15 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,200 And he needs help good prospect for the future, 16 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:17,660 staying here you can't do much count, constantly messing with pigs. 17 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:20,960 Son, I wish that you went to your uncle. 18 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:23,620 Listen, he needs your help. 19 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:29,260 As soon as you eat, get ready for Hong Kong. 20 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:32,910 Who will look after the pigs? 21 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,880 Yes, least of all about that worry, think about yourself. 22 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:44,050 EXIT OF THE THICK DRAGON 23 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,410 Hey fat guy! Do you pee in public? 24 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:26,050 No. 25 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,220 Come on, get lost! 26 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,480 Sorry. 27 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,340 Hey! Hey! Wait for me! 28 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:03,320 Please open the door! 29 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,140 Sorry. 30 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,510 This is a 975 meter African horse race. 31 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:31,000 All 8 horses entered the gate. 32 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,620 The horses run out of the gate. 33 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:37,000 The race has begun, horse number 8 is in the lead. 34 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:39,409 Coffee is second, and Chicken is third. 35 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:42,150 followed by Soup, Fish 36 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,690 and Dinner. 37 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:46,500 The last horses are Bill and Bread. 38 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:50,370 Horse number 8 is still in the lead. 39 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:53,370 She runs faster and faster 40 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,050 increasing the gap. 41 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,970 She will definitely win this race. 42 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,390 An unexpected turn, horse number 8 skids. 43 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:03,729 Dinner and Bread are catching up 44 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:05,900 Let's see if they can win the race. 45 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:09,070 Well, come on, come on! Faster! 46 00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:11,620 Not good, horse number 8, barely dragging along 47 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:13,880 other horses go around her. 48 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:16,240 Will lose the race again 49 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:21,060 she's still lagging behind and finally loses. 50 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:24,820 The first is Dinner, the second is Bread, followed by them. 51 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:28,720 Soup, Fish, Chicken, Coffee. 52 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,890 Last one, horse number 8. 53 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,710 Lost again! 54 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:47,690 Driver 55 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,720 I-I-I-I... w-w-want... 56 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,430 Fuck off? 57 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,970 In... In... 58 00:08:55,430 --> 00:09:00,970 DO NOT TALK TO THE DRIVER WHEN HE DRIVES THE BUS 59 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:07,300 Excuse me miss, do I need to go out? 60 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,540 Come on in, what do you want from me? 61 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,200 I'd love to, but you're holding me back. 62 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,350 Sorry! Can you tell me where the elevator is? 63 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:40,660 Elevator? 64 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,140 There has never been an elevator here! 65 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,080 Do you think I'm a fool? 66 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:49,660 This is a multi-story building, How can there not be an elevator here? 67 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,690 Maybe so. 68 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:55,560 Tell me if you find it! 69 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,760 Fine. 70 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,810 Thank you. 71 00:09:57,811 --> 00:09:59,280 My pleasure. 72 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,570 Two more servings. 73 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:48,290 Take it. 74 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,680 Your noodles! 75 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:53,140 Your pic. 76 00:10:58,670 --> 00:10:59,760 Sorry. 77 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:00,906 Could you please move over? 78 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:01,630 For what? 79 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,500 The woman from next door The diner is very boring! 80 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,386 You see, your chair crosses their line! Please, do me a favor and move over! 81 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:10,630 Damn it! 82 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,400 Please come in and have a seat! 83 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,570 Our food is much better! 84 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,610 Fussy! 85 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:50,560 I'm sorry, fatty! 86 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,200 Everything is fine! 87 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,350 Please have a seat! 88 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:07,750 Big brother, why are you up! Settle down here. 89 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:10,340 Quan Chi has the best noodles! 90 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,330 You will definitely be satisfied! 91 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,430 Quan Chi? 92 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,740 But there must be a Hong Chi Diner here! 93 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,080 Who is this asking me? 94 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:19,980 Best food here! 95 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:20,870 I need to go! 96 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,270 Stay! 97 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,580 I'll go look for Hong Chi. 98 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,100 Eat here! 99 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,699 Sorry. 100 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,900 You stupid fatty! 101 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,070 A-Lun! 102 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,170 Uncle! 103 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,000 If you are his uncle, 104 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,790 you have to compensate for the broken bowl! 105 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,290 I'll make up for the noodles! 106 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:46,630 What? What about a broken bowl? A broken bowl also costs money. 107 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,090 Okay, okay, I'll pay! 108 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,210 How many? 109 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,560 7 dollars! 110 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,660 $7 for one bowl? 111 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:56,000 I charge 7 dollars for 20? 112 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,830 I want 7 dollars! 113 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:02,540 Okay, okay... I'll pay you. 114 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,690 Hey! 115 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:06,730 I wanted to convey. 116 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:08,910 That's better! 117 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,280 How long have you arrived? 118 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:14,820 Just this morning. Father asked to help you. 119 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,250 Also my assistant, fat as a pig! 120 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,500 You can probably help only in devouring food! 121 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,740 Let's go! 122 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,910 Kao, meet me, this is my nephew. 123 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,970 Fat man, good to see you! 124 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,850 Do you know each other? 125 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,130 Yes, we met this morning. 126 00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:34,150 That's good! Show him everything here! 127 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,400 Well, did you find the elevator? 128 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,160 Pa Chi! 129 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,740 Are you leaving already? 130 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,500 No. We'll stay if you have a drink with us. 131 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,680 Stop joking, you have a good appetite! 132 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,080 Let me count! 133 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:56,000 We come here 4-5 times a month. 134 00:13:56,100 --> 00:14:01,120 So I could at least one free treat. 135 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,499 I could suffer big losses. 136 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,110 Well, then write it down to our accounts and 137 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:10,620 you can pick it up then your revenue at the end of the year. 138 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,530 Yes, that's right! 139 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,120 Pa Chi, thank us for coming here, 140 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:20,180 Consider it an honor for you! 141 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,810 Thank you for for giving me such an honor. 142 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:29,230 Don't forget to honor it somehow such an honor to my neighbors too! 143 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:33,030 If you say so So tomorrow we’ll visit our neighbors too! 144 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,050 Okay, bye! 145 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,840 Bastards, they wanted to eat for free! 146 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:46,460 I’ll take it and tell the police everything! 147 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,160 Uncle. 148 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,780 Cool, right? 149 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,340 Ah Lun! 150 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,080 Go to bed? 151 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,350 Tomorrow I will wake you up at 6 am! 152 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,290 At 6! 153 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:14,290 I'm used to getting up at 5 to train. 154 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,500 Why do you need training? 155 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,370 I can't tell, it's a secret! 156 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,290 I didn't order this! 157 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,440 Our chicken is the freshest! 158 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,850 And it's not artificial! 159 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,950 Hey fat guy! 160 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,499 Where's my chicken rice? 161 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,620 Did you order rice with chicken? 162 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,270 Yes, I ordered it! 163 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,790 Moment! 164 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,340 I'll bring it now! 165 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,810 Sorry! But this is not your order. 166 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,590 Please. 167 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,580 Hey! 168 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,629 What the hell, someone already ate it! 169 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:51,360 Look, everything is fine! 170 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:54,000 One moment, now I’ll carefully lay everything out. 171 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,160 This won't work, bring me another one. 172 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,190 What's the matter? 173 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,210 This fat guy served me leftovers! 174 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:04,500 Ah Lun! Xiao Wei is our regular customer, you shouldn't insult her. 175 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:10,600 Xiao Wei, he's new, Next time this won't happen again! 176 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,500 Fine. 177 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,350 Bring another bowl. 178 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,260 I hope the next one will be normal. 179 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,500 Xiao Wei, Kao, hello! 180 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:23,430 And Chen, why is it taking so long? 181 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,896 - What will you order? - Roast goose with noodles. 182 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,860 One roast goose with noodles! 183 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,750 Why are you yelling like that! 184 00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:33,950 You! 185 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,410 Who are you, do I know you? 186 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,960 Yesterday on the bus you held on to my bananas! 187 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,230 So are you familiar with this fat guy? 188 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,369 Yes! 189 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,420 Ah Lun! 190 00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,830 Take the order to this specified address. 191 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:56,450 And come back soon. 192 00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,370 Please come in! 193 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,460 Kao! Come here. 194 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,270 Hello! 195 00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,760 Well, have you thought about our proposal? 196 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:18,000 I haven't been drawing for a long time. 197 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,850 Don't be stupid! 198 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:21,870 We wouldn't just show up! 199 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:24,040 We've already agreed! 200 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,890 Okay, we'll talk later, have a seat! 201 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,650 Hey friend, do you want to get rich? 202 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,030 What are you talking about? 203 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,740 Okay, get lost! Get lost! 204 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,130 Come on in and get rich! 205 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,550 Come on in and get rich! 206 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,260 Come on in and get rich! 207 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,260 Help! Thieves! 208 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,720 Stop the thieves! 209 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,330 Thieves! 210 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,920 Well done! 211 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,130 Fat man! 212 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,500 Did you start a fight? 213 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:23,100 No! 214 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,540 I detained the thieves, they stole my purse! 215 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Is it true? 216 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,090 Has anyone else seen it? 217 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,899 I saw it! These two stole a girl's purse! 218 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,500 Stupid boy you can't be a witness! 219 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,500 Go home! 220 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,120 I want to become a police officer! 221 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,750 The police? I'll show you how to snap! 222 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:50,700 What? 223 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,550 Was everything stolen? 224 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,000 I didn't expect it to turn out this way. 225 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,290 Ah Lun, you can’t be so frivolous! 226 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:01,460 Why can't you be trusted with anything? 227 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,680 Hey, where are you going? 228 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,040 Come in and get rich! 229 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:23,900 Come in and get rich! 230 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:28,110 Please come in and get rich! 231 00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:29,950 What did you say? 232 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,850 You can get rich! 233 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,210 Do you have gaming tables? 234 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,640 Yes, please come in! 235 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,500 The tables you need are on the left side! 236 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,000 We will prepare something special for you. 237 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:45,030 Police, CIA! 238 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,690 Too fast, I didn't have time to see! 239 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,230 Police, CIA! 240 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,500 And I'm faster! 241 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,320 Okay, well, who is faster now? 242 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,920 I'm faster! 243 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,690 If I shoot, who will be faster? 244 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,590 I'm still faster! 245 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,170 Do you want to argue? 246 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,820 I'll die faster! 247 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:15,940 Turn around! 248 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,310 Wider legs! 249 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,190 Go take a look. 250 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,370 What did he say? 251 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,340 It's none of your business! 252 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,810 Let's go. 253 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:40,500 This is just a diner, not a casino! 254 00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:46,290 Are you busy with anything? 255 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,400 No. 256 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,580 Uncle asked me to go get firewood. 257 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,680 Fine. 258 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,930 Mister, do you want anything? 259 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,820 Choose. 260 00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:10,830 Look in the mirror. 261 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,030 Similar? 262 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:21,100 Not a bit. 263 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:22,320 No? 264 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,000 Take others. 265 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,880 I won't buy these unless I look like him! 266 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,069 Well, it's much better now! 267 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:40,660 Is it true? 268 00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:41,860 Yes. 269 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,870 - How many? - Three dollars. 270 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,260 A little expensive! 271 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,570 Okay, how about two and a half? 272 00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:49,250 Fine. 273 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,160 - Thank you very much! Come again! - Thank you! 274 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960 Kao! 275 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,590 Wake up! 276 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,460 And Lun hasn't returned yet! 277 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,400 Go and see if he's sleeping again! 278 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,230 Go! Faster! 279 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,600 Hello! 280 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,380 Pa Chin! Hello! 281 00:23:29,710 --> 00:23:31,579 Don't worry Today we eat from this side! 282 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,460 Of course it's over! Come on in! 283 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,580 What are you doing! Go to work! 284 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:29,850 I'm already on my way! 285 00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:32,749 Does he look like that? 286 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:33,820 To whom? 287 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,390 On Bruce Lee! 288 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,690 Yes, almost one to one! 289 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:42,810 Is it true? 290 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,800 Yes, but you need to move more! 291 00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:46,750 So quickly get to work! 292 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,130 You lost, drink up! Come on, drink! 293 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,620 Wait, Now I’ll calculate how much you owe! 294 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,500 What are you talking about? 295 00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:15,000 You must pay! 296 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:19,830 Listen, we'll advertise for you, what do we have? you have the best food from all these places! 297 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,690 It's funny, your advertising won't make money. What a joker you are! 298 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,500 What do you mean? 299 00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:31,970 This will be a 30 second TV commercial, and it will bring 5 thousand dollars! 300 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,560 Yes, right? 301 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:36,270 And we'll make something special advertisement on the streets about 302 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:42,660 that Hong Chi's best food is laced with poison! 303 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,190 Do you think this is a beggar's eatery? 304 00:25:58,170 --> 00:26:01,060 You will answer for this! 305 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:04,120 Please don't hit him. 306 00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:07,090 Stop it! 307 00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:10,970 Ah Lun! 308 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,750 Please don't get into a fight! 309 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,850 You bastards! 310 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,400 Pay! 311 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:23,000 Fat man, try to hit me! 312 00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:32,930 - And Lun, stop it! - Beat them Ah Long! 313 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,750 They have big problems, we better leave! 314 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,800 Please forgive me! 315 00:27:58,090 --> 00:27:59,140 Pay! 316 00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:00,970 Yes, yes, now... 317 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,640 Get lost! 318 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:13,780 Let's go quickly! Let's! 319 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,320 Uncle! Here's the money! 320 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,280 Ah Lun! You are truly incredible! 321 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:26,790 What's incredible about this, fools? 322 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,320 Look! 323 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:30,500 What a pogrom! 324 00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:32,340 It's all because of you! 325 00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:34,320 Why are you blaming me? 326 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,890 Who else should I blame for this? 327 00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:38,560 And Lun wouldn’t have fought if it weren’t for you! 328 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,260 I know what doesn't bother you pleasure to work here! 329 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,080 You wanted to become a famous artist 330 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,870 and paint only pictures. 331 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,600 Uncle! 332 00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:49,610 Shut up! 333 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:51,440 Do you want me to leave? 334 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,190 If that's what you want, I won't hold you back! 335 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,570 Kao! 336 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,200 Kao! Come back! 337 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,620 Hey Kao! 338 00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:25,770 Where are you going? 339 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:28,440 No way, just taking a walk. 340 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,080 I don't work at the diner anymore. 341 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,670 Have you forgotten about my offer? 342 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,850 Get in! 343 00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:39,210 Get in the car! Faster! 344 00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:15,670 Come on in, Kao! Have a seat! 345 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,940 Do you like this place? 346 00:30:25,630 --> 00:30:27,080 Yes. 347 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,210 You said your boss was an antique dealer. 348 00:30:30,770 --> 00:30:32,700 Why does he need such a large warehouse? 349 00:30:33,190 --> 00:30:35,360 Our boss has a lot types of business. 350 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:39,160 Kao, you're lucky Our boss liked you! 351 00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:41,330 Is it true? So what will I do? 352 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,440 Paint! 353 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,560 Paint! 354 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:45,460 What to draw? 355 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,109 I'm out of inspiration right now! 356 00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:50,410 It's okay, just copy! 357 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,470 Copy? 358 00:30:55,650 --> 00:31:00,060 You want me to make fakes! 359 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:04,580 I don't think it's for me Thanks, I'd better go! 360 00:31:07,410 --> 00:31:08,410 Crap! 361 00:31:08,790 --> 00:31:12,010 He left, what do we tell the boss? 362 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,430 OK! 363 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,380 We will provide him with problems. 364 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,180 He'll come crawling 365 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,020 and will beg for help! 366 00:31:20,030 --> 00:31:21,030 Let's go! 367 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,140 Come here! 368 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:38,560 Let's leave, quickly! 369 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:51,200 Old man! 370 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,650 Old man, where is this fat man? 371 00:31:55,530 --> 00:31:56,370 Gone! 372 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,810 He was lucky. Guys, destroy everything here up to this line! 373 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,360 Please don't, let's talk! 374 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:11,660 Please don't... please don't! 375 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,200 Move over! 376 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:29,200 Have mercy on me! 377 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,390 That's enough, let's leave! 378 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,610 Oh no! 379 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:53,220 Everything is destroyed! 380 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,910 Uncle! 381 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,220 What's happened? 382 00:33:01,810 --> 00:33:04,050 Those guys came here for you 383 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,340 and they destroyed everything here. 384 00:33:08,970 --> 00:33:10,390 Ah Lun! 385 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:16,620 You shouldn't fight them There are too many of them, you can't win. 386 00:33:23,030 --> 00:33:25,350 Uncle, are you okay? 387 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:29,440 I'm fine, don't worry. 388 00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:35,080 The diner is destroyed, our business is over. 389 00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:39,500 Find yourself a job, don't worry about me! 390 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,000 Let me help you. 391 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:06,900 Check this receipt. 392 00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:09,040 Ah Lun! 393 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,570 What a coincidence! 394 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:19,110 Did you come for a snack or were you looking for us? 395 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:21,270 I'm looking for a job! 396 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:24,500 I no longer work for Uncle Hong! 397 00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:25,700 Is it true? 398 00:34:27,090 --> 00:34:28,590 Mister Huang! 399 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:30,230 What's the matter? 400 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:33,580 This is my good friend, he is looking for a job! 401 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,000 Is it true? 402 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:36,850 I worked at a diner. 403 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,570 Sir, very hardworking! 404 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:45,610 Fine! 405 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,650 You will wash the dishes in the kitchen. 406 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,450 You have a good prospect you will receive $500 a month. 407 00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:53,320 You can start right now! 408 00:34:53,870 --> 00:34:55,890 Yes, sure! Thank you. 409 00:34:56,210 --> 00:34:57,700 A Hoy! 410 00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,770 Take Ah Long to the chef! 411 00:34:59,790 --> 00:35:01,500 - Let's go! - Thank you! 412 00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:17,730 What a magnificent pen you have! 413 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,130 Please! 414 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,610 Please! 415 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,220 Sorry sir, sorry sir! 416 00:35:25,550 --> 00:35:28,500 What's so funny? 417 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:30,190 Thank you! 418 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920 Mister! 419 00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:33,070 What should I do? 420 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,130 You! 421 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:35,500 I! 422 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,850 This is me for you! Come! 423 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:46,270 Do you know kung fu? 424 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,500 Kung fu? 425 00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:50,690 Sorry sir! I don't know kung fu! 426 00:35:51,910 --> 00:35:53,120 This is good! 427 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,449 Chinese kung fu is damn good. 428 00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:58,450 No, not damn good! 429 00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,570 What did they say? 430 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,600 They said that Chinese kung fu is nonsense! 431 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:10,290 Listen to me! 432 00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:16,330 Listen to him! 433 00:36:16,350 --> 00:36:19,270 Chinese Kung Fu! 434 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,800 Number one! 435 00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:39,020 Let's have some fun! 436 00:36:56,190 --> 00:36:57,190 Chinese Kung Fu! 437 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,080 Number one! Number one! 438 00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:02,880 Let's get out of here! 439 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,070 Fat man, you are incredible. Get to work! 440 00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:09,360 Get back to work! 441 00:37:09,590 --> 00:37:11,680 Where's Kao? 442 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:14,480 He works as a taxi driver. 443 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,320 Thanks Mister, bye! 444 00:38:06,130 --> 00:38:08,530 Hey, it's Kao! 445 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:25,199 What an unexpected meeting! 446 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,350 Are you a taxi driver now? 447 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,899 Is this yours? Probably spent well? 448 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:35,240 Must be new! 449 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,960 This is not my car! 450 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,400 If it's not yours, it's mine! 451 00:38:44,070 --> 00:38:46,640 Please have mercy! 452 00:38:47,110 --> 00:38:48,680 Please don't! 453 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,650 Back off! 454 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,460 Friend, remember for the future, 455 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:05,600 It doesn't matter where you are or what you do busy, we're watching you! 456 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,960 What are you staring at? 457 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,640 Let's go! 458 00:39:17,470 --> 00:39:18,770 A Lei! 459 00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:21,410 Drive away the boss's car. 460 00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,210 I'm waiting here! 461 00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:33,740 - Miss, please watch the door! - Fine. 462 00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:04,940 Good morning, boss! 463 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,380 What about the broken door? 464 00:40:08,390 --> 00:40:10,290 I'll repair it myself! 465 00:40:10,330 --> 00:40:11,740 Xiao Wei! 466 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,759 Bring booze into the conference room. 467 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,840 Fine! 468 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,370 Hurry up, okay? 469 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,330 - Good morning! - Good morning! 470 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:25,269 Kao, don't be too kind! 471 00:40:25,270 --> 00:40:28,780 Think about it! I need to get back to work. 472 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:30,700 See you later! 473 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:33,370 I can't beat them! What should I do? 474 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,290 Don't be afraid, I will help you! 475 00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:39,220 Let's go! 476 00:41:00,450 --> 00:41:04,290 Don't be afraid, is that white car? 477 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,100 Look! 478 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,770 Cool car! New? 479 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,150 Really cool! 480 00:41:34,170 --> 00:41:36,200 Isn't she your friend? 481 00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:38,580 This is for him! 482 00:41:43,350 --> 00:41:46,710 I did it, what will you do now? 483 00:41:48,430 --> 00:41:53,200 That's right, these guys are just they bully decent people! 484 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,760 This glass is simply amazing! 485 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,460 I'm warning you, never again don't pick on my friend! 486 00:42:07,060 --> 00:42:11,790 Also, don’t you dare bully me! 487 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,840 You understand 488 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,930 I'm not kidding! 489 00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:29,720 Next time it will be your head! 490 00:42:32,670 --> 00:42:36,790 Oh my! Why am I doing this? You know? 491 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:39,260 No idea! 492 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:41,230 Maybe you know? 493 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,640 How should I know why you do this! 494 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:46,920 There's a new guy in our restaurant. 495 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,870 Yes, his name is fat man, he's a good worker, and... 496 00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:53,330 How are things at the restaurant? 497 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,580 Everything is fine. 498 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,450 This is good! 499 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,050 It's all up to you! 500 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,460 It's not worth it... it's my duty. 501 00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,390 Why did you close the curtain? 502 00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:18,730 Nonsense! Open up! 503 00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:26,660 Get away from the window! 504 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,720 Are you home now? 505 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:48,860 Yes, yes. 506 00:43:48,861 --> 00:43:50,000 I can give you a ride. 507 00:43:50,150 --> 00:43:51,230 Thank you, thank you. 508 00:43:51,290 --> 00:43:54,450 Tell me, have you got a new car? 509 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,080 My mother-in-law gave it to me! 510 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,099 She's here under the windows! 511 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,769 Is this car white? 512 00:44:01,770 --> 00:44:03,060 How do you know? 513 00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:06,810 - I'll show you! - Fine! 514 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:13,960 What's the matter? 515 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,960 There's sunshine! 516 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:17,790 There is no sun! 517 00:44:17,890 --> 00:44:19,890 - Open it! - Now! 518 00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:43,370 It will take a lot of money to restore it! 519 00:44:44,050 --> 00:44:46,230 - Fat man... - What are you... 520 00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:48,920 You earn 500 dollars a month 521 00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:50,976 How many years will it take? to earn 10 thousand 522 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,030 500 dollars a month... 523 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,079 Stop counting, it will take a year! 524 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,550 Year? 525 00:44:56,170 --> 00:44:58,420 Tell him how much should he compensate? 526 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:04,610 - What? - Fat man, this car belongs to our boss. 527 00:45:12,050 --> 00:45:13,410 Very good! 528 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:17,350 Boss, it's okay, I'll deal with him! 529 00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:19,770 You can go! 530 00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,120 Okay, let's go! 531 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:24,810 - Are you leaving already? - Yes! 532 00:45:26,730 --> 00:45:27,810 Uncle! 533 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,370 Any information? 534 00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:35,100 They called me from South Korea. 535 00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:38,600 They want 10 thousand bottles wine and 5 thousand hours. 536 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,370 This could be a big deal! 537 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,100 But we don't have enough capital. 538 00:45:46,170 --> 00:45:50,190 Prepare the goods, I will get the money. 539 00:45:50,210 --> 00:45:51,330 Fine. 540 00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:57,630 Uncle, I recently heard that from the Middle East to Hong Kong. 541 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,260 Continue. 542 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:07,360 He's a billionaire, maybe we can sell him fake antiques. 543 00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:11,950 Maybe we can earn something from it. 544 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:17,760 But you have to be careful, he has security from three fighters who know kung fu well. 545 00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:22,430 One of them is black States, karate expert. 546 00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:28,200 Another Chinese who is good at kung fu 547 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:36,000 who has achieved the highest skill. 548 00:46:36,470 --> 00:46:42,470 He can fight twenty at the same time humans, and poses a great threat to us. 549 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:49,230 The third, white, European kickboxing champion. Asking unnecessary questions is not within his competence. 550 00:46:52,150 --> 00:46:54,849 How can you replace it? 551 00:46:54,850 --> 00:47:02,620 Uncle, don't worry you can rely on me! 552 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,390 I'll try to trick him into it, 553 00:47:06,570 --> 00:47:11,500 talking about rare antiques, and arrange a meeting for tomorrow. 554 00:47:33,890 --> 00:47:37,810 Ah, Professor Pai, nice to meet you! 555 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:41,320 It's an honor to meet you! 556 00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,420 Please consider! 557 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,330 Bring me some tea! 558 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,029 Professor 559 00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:14,180 Maybe you should have a drink first! 560 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,090 This is the famous Qiu Chou tea! 561 00:48:43,810 --> 00:48:45,700 Pack it! 562 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,070 Tell me 563 00:48:51,090 --> 00:48:53,929 how much do you want for this set? 564 00:48:53,930 --> 00:48:55,750 How many? 565 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:02,590 I don't know for sure I got this from my great-grandfather. 566 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,950 From your great-grandfather? 567 00:49:07,690 --> 00:49:10,260 The older, the better. 568 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:12,860 So how much? 569 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,550 50 thousand dollars. 570 00:49:26,410 --> 00:49:28,000 Thank you! 571 00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,140 Look professor 572 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:33,190 can you choose something else? 573 00:49:33,690 --> 00:49:36,270 No, I'm not interested in anything else. 574 00:49:38,790 --> 00:49:43,820 This is truly the best collection in my house. 575 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,199 Maybe, I'll prepare something for tomorrow. 576 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,250 And I will invite several experts, to join us. 577 00:49:54,090 --> 00:49:54,930 Fine! 578 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:59,999 Professor, I invited several experts. 579 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,499 And I prepared a small program for you. 580 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,280 Who are they? 581 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,950 They are incredibly beautiful, like the moon. 582 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:12,620 Later I'll show you some girls they are more attractive than the locals. 583 00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:17,000 Ridiculous! 584 00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:22,920 I'm not interested in such things! 585 00:50:29,530 --> 00:50:33,890 The professor is interested in only his ex-girlfriend! 586 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:35,360 And what's wrong with her? 587 00:50:35,390 --> 00:50:37,500 She got married! 588 00:50:37,890 --> 00:50:42,440 So, watch what you say! 589 00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:46,950 And make sure that you will not make such mistakes again! 590 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,430 Professor Pie has arrived! 591 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,920 - Sorry! - Everything is fine. 592 00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,760 Professor! 593 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,176 Hey, who is this strange guy? 594 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,800 Which? 595 00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:13,500 It's Professor Pie! 596 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:16,499 The only weird one here is you! 597 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:19,189 What do you mean that I'm not normal? 598 00:51:19,190 --> 00:51:21,760 What are you idiots talking about? 599 00:51:21,810 --> 00:51:24,220 Are you completely empty-headed? stop talking nonsense! 600 00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:27,800 Get back to work! 601 00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:30,280 Get to work! 602 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,700 Stop eating! 603 00:51:34,670 --> 00:51:36,429 Give me glasses of wine! 604 00:51:36,430 --> 00:51:40,090 My son just arrived from San Francisco! 605 00:51:41,550 --> 00:51:45,110 He has lost weight, he needs to eat more! 606 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,700 He has become a man, which means he can drink. 607 00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:50,380 Let him try! 608 00:51:52,550 --> 00:51:56,140 I don't like local wine 609 00:51:56,150 --> 00:51:59,090 I prefer imported wines! 610 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:06,520 Young people prefer only imported wines. 611 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:13,790 Gin, please! 612 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,880 Gin? 613 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,189 What do you want? 614 00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:18,840 Not gin, but booze, fool! 615 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:21,530 I don't have any gin would you like anything else? 616 00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:23,100 No! 617 00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:26,000 Stupid, that's what the drink is called. 618 00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:27,260 Just what you need! 619 00:52:27,290 --> 00:52:28,940 This gin is so good! 620 00:52:29,860 --> 00:52:31,629 Okay, I'll need your help! 621 00:52:31,630 --> 00:52:32,930 Bring the rum. 622 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:33,960 Rum? 623 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,030 This is liquor! 624 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,000 How can I tell if it's rum? 625 00:52:39,410 --> 00:52:42,670 Taste it! 626 00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:46,000 Idiot! 627 00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:53,180 Sit down. 628 00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:54,350 On your knees! 629 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,900 Fine. 630 00:54:17,350 --> 00:54:18,350 Professor! 631 00:54:18,890 --> 00:54:20,170 Professor, 632 00:54:20,210 --> 00:54:22,140 What's wrong with you? 633 00:54:22,190 --> 00:54:27,370 Hsian Nu, this is the girl which I couldn't get..! 634 00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:29,840 Hsian Nu? 635 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,110 Right! 636 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:35,580 Her parents sell shrimp 637 00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:39,240 and her brother sells it too shrimp, dry only. 638 00:54:39,390 --> 00:54:42,840 If only she could fall into my hands... 639 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,500 Professor, professor! 640 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,500 What made you so happy? 641 00:55:28,570 --> 00:55:33,000 I just introduced How I would teach her a lesson! 642 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,710 Are you satisfied now? 643 00:55:41,190 --> 00:55:43,680 This is good! Sorry! 644 00:55:53,070 --> 00:55:55,170 See that one over there! 645 00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:05,470 He wants to see you! 646 00:56:09,530 --> 00:56:10,870 Yes, sir! 647 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:13,090 I would like another glass of wine! 648 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,240 What's happened? 649 00:56:42,130 --> 00:56:43,560 Sit down. 650 00:56:58,210 --> 00:57:01,750 Hey, I've tried a lot of wines but it turned out to be very strong! 651 00:57:01,780 --> 00:57:04,759 Stop fooling around, better look what happened to Ah Chen! 652 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,340 Ah Chen! 653 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,080 So what happened? 654 00:57:19,430 --> 00:57:22,050 Why did she hit me? 655 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,500 It's them! 656 00:57:38,820 --> 00:57:42,050 Love Western grub? 657 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,950 Now try the special Chinese dish! 658 00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:49,780 Dragon! 659 00:57:51,970 --> 00:57:52,970 Tiger! 660 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,570 Dragon and tiger! 661 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,660 Dragon and tiger, great! 662 00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:05,200 Bring more people! 663 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:14,630 That's not all, I still have it! 664 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,870 What? You're going to die now! 665 00:58:22,770 --> 00:58:24,870 It's a cobra! 666 00:58:25,110 --> 00:58:26,690 Cobra? 667 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,920 It's a rattlesnake! 668 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,650 How does it taste, do you want to try it again? 669 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,780 Well, come on! 670 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,109 It's that fat guy! 671 00:58:58,110 --> 00:58:58,740 Take him! 672 00:58:58,850 --> 00:59:01,170 I'll need two tables! 673 00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:07,040 To start, I will prepare 4 dishes. 674 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,740 The first one will be assorted meats! 675 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:18,190 Second 676 00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:24,590 It's a flying dish. 677 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,160 Chicken soup! 678 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,280 Rotten chicken meat! 679 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,000 One stewed fish! 680 00:59:46,070 --> 00:59:48,430 Two stewed fish! 681 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,610 Shark fins! 682 00:59:52,700 --> 00:59:55,120 I'll turn you into a chicken! 683 00:59:55,720 --> 01:00:00,260 Chicken, dove, sparrow. 684 01:00:02,630 --> 01:00:05,460 You are not fit for consumption! 685 01:00:11,690 --> 01:00:15,640 It's a pork chop! 686 01:00:17,890 --> 01:00:19,540 Pork leg. 687 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,610 Pork leg! 688 01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:32,290 Old man! 689 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,170 Sausage! 690 01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:44,220 Nah, dude, it's a hot dog! 691 01:00:49,110 --> 01:00:51,000 Steak! 692 01:01:00,950 --> 01:01:02,440 Very good! 693 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:09,050 Are you sure What exactly is this your ex-girlfriend? 694 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,800 Yes, that's exactly her! 695 01:01:14,090 --> 01:01:17,930 Then why don't you take her home? 696 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,260 Why not. 697 01:01:21,350 --> 01:01:23,279 Can you arrange this? 698 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,250 Of course I can, professor! 699 01:01:27,230 --> 01:01:28,400 What about you? 700 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,160 Don't worry! 701 01:01:31,310 --> 01:01:35,700 I can help you in business fake paintings, it is very profitable. 702 01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:46,270 Your coffee. 703 01:01:50,610 --> 01:01:55,170 You're a fool, why did you drink so much? You had to do your job. 704 01:01:55,290 --> 01:01:58,850 Instead of starting a fight! 705 01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:03,870 Because of you, I will have to look for a job! 706 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,140 Are you satisfied? 707 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,500 Too sweet! 708 01:02:24,210 --> 01:02:25,330 Chuan! 709 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:28,760 Free today? 710 01:02:28,770 --> 01:02:32,900 Yes, that's why I came! What did you want? 711 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,499 I'm looking for a job. 712 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:37,910 We're filming a film now. 713 01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:41,360 Need some stuntmen to participate in the fight scene 714 01:02:41,530 --> 01:02:44,500 against a Bruce Lee lookalike, are you interested? 715 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:46,500 Stuntman? 716 01:02:46,550 --> 01:02:48,530 I don't know how to fight! 717 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,500 I can! 718 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:56,209 Does this actor really look like Bruce Lee? 719 01:02:56,210 --> 01:03:00,660 Yes, that's what you want too be like him? 720 01:03:01,050 --> 01:03:03,290 Yes, I know I look like him! 721 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,630 What's the actor's name? 722 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,050 His name is Yeseng Hsiao Long! 723 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,780 Hey, let's get moving! 724 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,290 What are you doing? 725 01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:14,720 Why is he still not there? 726 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:18,330 He's a star, after all. it appears when everything is already prepared! 727 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:20,040 Stupid! 728 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,210 This will be a great movie! 729 01:03:34,230 --> 01:03:35,230 Is this him? 730 01:03:37,090 --> 01:03:38,460 Let's work the scene! 731 01:03:41,530 --> 01:03:45,850 Director, this is my friend, he wanted to work for us! 732 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,380 Okay, let him join. 733 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,369 Thank you! 734 01:03:50,370 --> 01:03:51,370 Let's! 735 01:03:55,070 --> 01:03:56,430 Fat man! 736 01:03:58,260 --> 01:04:02,450 You hit me in the head with your right hand. 737 01:04:04,730 --> 01:04:06,890 - After that you fall! - Fine! 738 01:04:07,370 --> 01:04:09,560 Lun, are you ready! 739 01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:10,999 Yes, yes, ready! 740 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,100 Camera, motor! 741 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:23,190 Fat man, why don't you attack? 742 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,939 He doesn't look like Bruce Lee! 743 01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:27,460 Am I different? 744 01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:30,229 Just do as you're told! 745 01:04:30,230 --> 01:04:31,590 Again! 746 01:04:42,710 --> 01:04:47,290 This is not a real fight! Why did you hit me? 747 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,270 You're too slow fatty! 748 01:04:51,290 --> 01:04:56,260 Move faster! I'll help you shake off the fat! 749 01:04:56,730 --> 01:05:00,070 Only the best are on my team! 750 01:05:01,370 --> 01:05:03,500 Take the blow! 751 01:05:22,670 --> 01:05:25,910 Your reaction is slower than mine! 752 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:27,590 Listen carefully! 753 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:28,870 Bruce Lee 754 01:06:28,910 --> 01:06:32,810 my hero, you are not like him at all! 755 01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:35,070 Don't you dare disgrace my idol! 756 01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:38,080 Learn to use your brain! 757 01:06:48,180 --> 01:06:51,250 Bastard, you'll pay for this! 758 01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:39,450 I'm going to get into big trouble because of you! 759 01:07:40,070 --> 01:07:41,580 Your rice! 760 01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:44,219 I would like rice and soup. 761 01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:45,220 And you? 762 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,190 I'll have the same thing! 763 01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:48,320 Come on in! 764 01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:12,590 How is business going? 765 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,100 Quite normal! 766 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:17,370 Unlike my neighbors! 767 01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:18,439 What more do you want? 768 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,730 Two rice balls! 769 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:21,280 Fine! 770 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,100 Tell. 771 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,140 Why don't you hire several people to help. 772 01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:28,400 I have no money! 773 01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,530 Great soup, someone ordered two bowls! 774 01:08:33,570 --> 01:08:35,050 One moment! 775 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:36,900 Let me do it myself. 776 01:08:37,130 --> 01:08:38,850 I'm clearly out of hands! 777 01:08:38,910 --> 01:08:41,040 It's okay, we're friends! 778 01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:43,070 Thank you very much! 779 01:08:53,450 --> 01:08:54,350 Sorry! 780 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:55,850 Did you order soup? 781 01:08:55,890 --> 01:08:57,070 Yes! 782 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,290 Uncle! 783 01:09:32,450 --> 01:09:33,730 Uncle! 784 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:37,910 May be 785 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,160 did he open the diner again? 786 01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:43,730 He must have a lot to do! 787 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:45,500 Let's help him! 788 01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:46,700 Fine! 789 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,510 What's happened? 790 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,530 Ah Chen! 791 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,400 Ah Chen, are you okay? 792 01:09:59,590 --> 01:10:01,920 I'm fine! 793 01:10:11,230 --> 01:10:14,410 Ah Chen, please! 794 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:26,080 She must have rabies! 795 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:30,570 She needs to be taken to the hospital! 796 01:10:31,100 --> 01:10:33,140 Let's take her to the hospital immediately! 797 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:36,950 Come on faster! 798 01:10:42,050 --> 01:10:44,100 Here! 799 01:10:59,810 --> 01:11:02,330 Everyone return to your seats! 800 01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:05,000 Sit down and eat! 801 01:11:08,260 --> 01:11:10,880 I think it's food poisoning! 802 01:11:10,950 --> 01:11:13,670 Our food, unlike theirs, is not poisoned! 803 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:17,570 Then why is everything ok with steel ones? 804 01:11:17,630 --> 01:11:20,640 Leave these words for the sanitary and epidemiological station! 805 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,070 Uncle Hong, 806 01:11:25,670 --> 01:11:28,880 how can your people be so rude? They could have waited for me too 807 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,189 Now how do I find out which hospital she is in? 808 01:11:31,190 --> 01:11:33,300 My people? 809 01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:35,099 I thought these were your friends. 810 01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,100 No. 811 01:11:39,550 --> 01:11:40,880 Uncle! 812 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,000 You're just in time! 813 01:11:43,060 --> 01:11:45,410 Is someone causing problems again? 814 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:50,100 Calm down! Listen to Uncle Hong! 815 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:53,869 Ah Chen suddenly became ill! 816 01:11:53,870 --> 01:11:55,690 Where is she now? 817 01:11:55,860 --> 01:11:57,640 Some two guys took her to the hospital. 818 01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:59,049 What did they look like? 819 01:11:59,050 --> 01:12:00,820 One of them is wide-faced! 820 01:12:11,070 --> 01:12:12,390 I know them! 821 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,330 Who are they? 822 01:12:13,331 --> 01:12:15,500 These two bastards: Lei Wei and Liu Kuei Ta, 823 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,210 they are not good guys. 824 01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:20,270 They most likely slipped the drug into the food. 825 01:12:20,380 --> 01:12:23,040 I know where to look for them! 826 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,100 Where is he going? 827 01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:27,920 Taxi! 828 01:12:30,170 --> 01:12:32,500 - A Lun, come on faster! - I'm coming! 829 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,020 Go! 830 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,220 Isn't this too reckless? 831 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,260 They do dirty things 832 01:12:53,270 --> 01:12:54,620 disregarding the law! 833 01:12:54,660 --> 01:12:56,040 - And Lun, do you agree? - Yes. 834 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,030 Driver, faster, faster! 835 01:13:06,310 --> 01:13:09,650 Driver, hurry up! 836 01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:21,430 Please can you do it faster! 837 01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:27,230 Ah Lun, you will meet them soon, 838 01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:29,770 and don’t even think about feeling sorry for them! 839 01:13:29,930 --> 01:13:33,320 Maybe these bastards drugged her. 840 01:13:33,350 --> 01:13:35,030 Faster, faster! 841 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,570 Faster! 842 01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:42,270 Even faster! 843 01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:03,850 Ah Hvi! 844 01:14:04,170 --> 01:14:05,840 Why aren't they there yet? 845 01:14:05,940 --> 01:14:08,200 They'll be here soon! 846 01:14:42,710 --> 01:14:43,720 They're here! 847 01:14:43,730 --> 01:14:44,990 Faster! 848 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,250 Put her away! 849 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,950 Professor, 850 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:22,580 If you are happy with everything, then I’ll probably go. 851 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,210 - Use sleeping pills! - Yes. 852 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,240 Wait! 853 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:43,940 Me myself! 854 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:57,530 Honey, don't move! 855 01:16:00,700 --> 01:16:04,140 I wouldn't want to do this but you asked for it yourself! 856 01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:10,230 Breathe... breathe deeply! 857 01:16:15,610 --> 01:16:18,160 Be patient! 858 01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:23,230 Breathe deeper... breathe deeper... 859 01:16:50,580 --> 01:16:52,060 Driver, hurry up! 860 01:16:52,070 --> 01:16:54,390 Faster, faster! 861 01:16:56,370 --> 01:16:58,910 Please hurry! 862 01:17:05,060 --> 01:17:08,620 We're almost there! 863 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,730 Everyone has arrived! 864 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,930 - How many? - 10 dollars. 865 01:17:20,030 --> 01:17:21,240 Take it! 866 01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:25,000 Ah Lun, get out! 867 01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:29,050 Ah Lun, come quickly! 868 01:17:30,110 --> 01:17:32,440 What's wrong with you? You look exhausted! 869 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:35,320 How will you fight? Faster! 870 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,650 And Lun, it's here! 871 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:27,800 There are three of them, and I am alone! 872 01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:48,760 You are also Chinese, let's be the last! 873 01:26:18,890 --> 01:26:20,160 Kung fu? 874 01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:22,490 I know him too! 875 01:30:08,550 --> 01:30:09,580 Where is Ah Chen? 876 01:30:09,950 --> 01:30:13,590 She's still in the hospital, but she'll be released soon. 877 01:30:13,770 --> 01:30:16,000 And Lun, what are you going to do next? 878 01:30:16,070 --> 01:30:17,160 Nothing yet! 879 01:30:17,170 --> 01:30:19,860 Hong Kong is not for someone like me. 880 01:30:19,900 --> 01:30:22,990 I'll go back to the village to its pigs! 881 01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:33,070 Ah Lun! 882 01:30:33,620 --> 01:30:36,300 Is this the only thing what interests you! 883 01:30:36,340 --> 01:30:37,999 There must be other interests. 884 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,140 The village is my home! 885 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,890 I have no problems with pigs! 886 01:30:49,770 --> 01:30:51,500 Suicide? 887 01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:18,850 And Lun, what are you doing?