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- Barka da zuwa Ron Wilcox's
Makarantar Action Star.

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Ni Ron Wilcox,
kuma wannan shine darasi na farko.

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- Ana buga kai da jemage?

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- Oh, kai butulci ne. Wannan jemagu ne.

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An yi shi da filastik.
- Ba filastik ba ne.

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A baya an buge ni da jemage.

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Na san irin yadda bat ɗin karfe yake ji.

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- Lafiya lau, hey.
Mista Van De Velde ya ce in gaya masa

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idan kuka koka akan wani abu
da wuya sosai.

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- A'a, a'a, a'a, a'a
Ba na gunaguni ba.

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- M-hmm.
- Ba na yin gunaguni game da kome ba.
Ina son hakan.

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- M-hmm.
- Ina tsammanin yana da kyau,

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in fada maka gaskiya. Ya ba ni gaggawa.
- Mai kyau. Mu dauki rangadin.

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- Iya.
- Haihuwa.

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Wannan wurin ya kasance wurin yanka

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har zuwa 70s,
sannan, kamar yadda hadisin yake cewa,

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dabbobin suka yi tawaye
a kan waɗanda suke azãba

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Kuma suka karkashe mutãne.

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- Ya Allah na.
- Kuma abokina Charles Norris--

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Kun san shi kamar Chuck--
to, yana bukatar wurin horarwa.

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- M-hmm.
- Na saya, na ba shi shawara.

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Kuma shi ya sa ya zama marar gaskiya
cewa yana yau.

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Ee.

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Ya kusan mutu a cikin wadannan ganuwar.

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Kuma wannan shine yadda Ron Wilcox yake
Action Star School samu haife.

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- Ron Wilcox's ASS a takaice.

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- Me kace dani kawai?

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- Shin Matt ya sami ... Matt Damon ya tafi nan?

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Ya, Matty boy!

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Fuck da!

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Matt Damon. Kafin ya zo gareni,

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ya kasance ɗan wasan kwaikwayo mara suna daga New England.

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Ya kasance ba komai.
Ya kasance fam 100 yana jika.

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- Eh, ka tabbata muna magana
game da wannan Matt Damon?

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- Jahannama da. Matt Damon.

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- Huh. Lafiya.

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Ee. Idan kace...
- Uh- ku. Uh-uh.

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Doka ta daya:
babu wayoyi har sai kun kammala karatun.

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- To, I-Ina gudanar da daula,
don haka abin takaici, ina bukatan...

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- Lafiya, lafiya. Ka san abin da zan yi?

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Zan kira Mr. Van De Velde kawai,
kuma zan ce masa, "Oh,

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“Manufar wayar ba ta yi masa aiki ba.

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Ba haka yake so ba."

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- Ba zan taba...
- Na san abin da za ku yi da wannan.

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Za ku yi kira zuwa Hollywood,
zaka ce,

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"Hello, Hollywood,
Makarantar Ron ta yi mini wuya.

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Ina bukatar karin magunguna."

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- A'a.
- Iya. Za ku ce,

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"Oh, ni Kevin Hart.
Ina bukatan karin caviar da champagne."

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- Ina so in yi magana da ma'aikata na.

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- Yayi kyau, amma har yanzu ina kiyaye shi.

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- Lafiya.

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- Lafiya.
Har ka gama karatu, haramun ne

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daga ziyartar duniyar waje.

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Za ku tsaya a nan.

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- Ka ce me?
- Kun sami gadonku,

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kin samu toilet dinki, kin samu ruwan wanka.

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Duk abubuwan more rayuwa na zamani.

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- Lafiya. Ya kamata ya taurare ni.

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To, na samu.

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Ee. Ina da kyau da hakan.

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Ee.

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Wataƙila ya ɗan yi kyau da shi.

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- Kuma ka'ida ta biyu:
babu iska a harabar.

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Babu dubura, babu bugu, babu komai.

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- Wanene kuma a nan?

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- Ni kawai.

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- To wadancan-wadannan mutanen Colombia biyu
wanda ya buge ni

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a kai da bat,
'yan wasan kwaikwayo ne, dama?

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- Iya. Daidai.

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To, ka'ida ta uku:

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lokacin da kuke karkashin wannan rufin,
sunanka ba Kevin.

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Agent Hart ne.

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Kuma za ku koma gare ni

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kamar Ron Wilcox ko Ron
ko Wilcox ko Coach Ron.

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- Ina son Coach Ron.
- Kuma ina nufin ku kamar?

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- Agent Hart. Dama? Duba, ina kan sa.
- Dama. Ee.

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- Yanzu ina tsammanin kun same ni
a cikin wannan jaket na FBI da kaya

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saboda dalili, to menene?
- Kai.

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Eh, za ku yi mani alheri?
- Iya.

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-Da Kevin,
za ku kama min kujerar?

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- Ee, kuna buƙatar wannan?

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- A'a, godiya!

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Na ce amsa kawai ga "Agent Hart."

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- Haushi.

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Kawai kace haka. na fasa.

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Na tuba. Hakan ba zai sake faruwa ba.

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Me ya sa ba za ku kira ni Kevin ba?

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- To, a rayuwarka, ka taba ji

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tauraro mai jagorantar mutum
taba ake kira "Kevin"?

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- Ina nufin, Kevin James a Mall Cop.
-A'a, ba.

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- Kevin shine sunan ma'auni.

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Ethan Hunt. Wato sunan tauraro.

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Tom Cruise-- wanda tsohon dalibina ne--
tsawon shekaru tara na rayuwarsa,

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kawai ya amsa da "Ethan Hunt."

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Ko yana kan kyamara

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ko a kashe kamara, ko ya...
- Kai.

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-...a cikin shawa ko a bayan gida,
ko ya kasance batsa

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ko ba zagi ba.
- Lafiya, lafiya.

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Na fuck-- Na fahimta, Coach Ron.

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- san ka? Kuna da gaske?

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Ina fata haka ne.

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Domin ku,
' domin rayuwarka ta dogara da ita.

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To, darasi na gaba.

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Kowane mai jagora yana buƙatar sanin yadda ake gudu

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cikin wani gini mai konawa
kuma ku ceci baƙo.

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- Mm.

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Kai.

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Mai tsarki, ya kuka yi haka?
- Da kuma baƙo

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da za mu ajiye a yau
shine namu Action Star dummy

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Lil Kevin.

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- Wannan ya kamata ya zama ni?

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- Ban ga kamanni ba.

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- Shin kuna wasa...
Ba, w--

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Mun-mun yi wannan dummy tsawon shekaru, aboki.

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- Oh, jahannama ba!

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- Bitch, layin nawa kenan.

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Na faɗi wannan layin a cikin, kamar, fina-finai 12.

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- Agent Hart, kai mai baƙar fata ne?

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- A'a.
- Kuna tunanin duk duniya
duk game da ku ne?

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- Ba haka ba, ba ni...
- A'a, babu.

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Kalle ka sannan ka kalle shi.

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- Don haka na...
- Kalle ka ka dube shi.

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Kuna ganin kamanni?

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- Kinda sorta, man.

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O-Ok. Lafiya, lafiya.

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Wataƙila ni mahaukaci ne.

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- Taimako! Taimake ni!

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Oh, jahannama a'a! Taimako!

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Taimake ni! Oh, jahannama a'a!

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- Yanzu, aminci a lokacin stunts
yana da matukar muhimmanci.

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- Ee, amma ina nufin,
shi ya sa ka samu stuntmen, dama?

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- Kalle shi.

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- A'a, ga sauran mutanen. Ba don ni ba.

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The-masu nauyi. ban...

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- Lafiya. Jaket ɗin ku yana da kariya ga harshen wuta,

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ma'ana idan kun kama wuta.

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kar a firgita,
Zan shigo in fitar da ku.

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- Lafiya. Y- iya ka...

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Ok-- Ina ji, na ji dadi,
Ina jin dadi game da hakan.

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- Idan kun shirya,
Ina so ku mamaye gidan,

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ku nemo wanda aka kashe ku kawo shi lafiya.

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Menene wancan?

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Me kuke yi? I- ban...

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ban...

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- Psyching kaina sama.

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Akwai zafi.

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Zafi

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Yayi zafi!
A ina ka ke?

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Ya Allah. Oh, fuck, ba zan iya ganin shit.

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Lil Kev?

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- Gafara mani?

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Ron Wilcox ka ba?
- To, sannu.

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Lafiya lau?
- Jordan Sarki.

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- Mun kasance muna jiran ku.

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- Taimako! Taimake ni!
- Na same ku, aboki.

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Na same ku, Little Kev!
- Oh, jahannama ba!

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- Zan yi ajiyar ɗan ƙaramin ku
kyakykyawan bakar jaki.

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- Taimako! Taimake ni!

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Oh, jahannama a'a!

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- Menene fuck?
- Taimako! Taimake ni!

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- Wanene wannan? Menene...?
- Oh, jahannama ba!

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- Oh!
- Taimako! Taimake ni!

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Oh, jahannama a'a!
- Yana da zafi mai zafi!

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- Taimako! Taimake ni!
- Tada jakar ku.

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- Eh, um, Ina jin tsoro sosai.

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Ban taba shiga cikin fim din wasan kwaikwayo ba.

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Ina so in kawo wasana na A nan.

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- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- 90% yana da hankali, lafiya?

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- Akwai zafi! Akwai zafi!
- Za ku zama abin ban mamaki.

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- Koci Ron!
- Na san shi kawai.

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- Oh, shit, yana lafiya?

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- Oh, Kristi, ka bar wannan mutumin
shi kadai na dakika biyar. Gashi

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- Fitar da ni!
Fitar da ni, fitar da ni, fitar da ni!