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<i>NARRATOR". Every day in Gotham City
brings new surprises...</i>

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<i>...but this day is going to top them all.</i>

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<i>Although it begins none too differently,
just wait.</i>

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<i>Just wait.</i>

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Well, we've managed
to clip Catwoman's claws once again.

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She won't be troubling Gotham City
for a long while.

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She sure led us a chase, Batman.

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If I never hear another one of those meows,
it'll be too soon.

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I'm afraid your eardrums
aren't going to get much rest...

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...or had you forgotten that we invited...

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...Chief O'Hara and Commissioner Gordon
to the opera tonight?

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That's right.

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Batman, maybe I should stay home tonight.
Homework, you know?

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I think you should acquire a taste for opera,
Robin, as one does for poetry and olives.

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Besides, Commissioner Gordon is bringing
his daughter, Barbara, along as my date.

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So?

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So tonight is Dick Grayson's night...

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...for musical appreciation
and the social amenities.

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<i>NARRATOR". While at the Gotham City Library,
where one of the newer librarians...</i>

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...is <i>leaving for her night
of culture and social</i> graces...

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- Good night, Drusilla. See you in the morning.
-Good night, Barbara.

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Gotham City Public Library.

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Oh, Commissioner Gordon, how are you?

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I'm fine. Thank you.

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Yes, she's right here. Just a moment.

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-It's your father, Barbara.
-Hi, Daddy.

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You haven't forgotten about the opera,
have you?

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How could I? It's The Marriage of Figaro,
my very favorite opera.

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Besides, um, I'm looking forward to seeing
our host, millionaire Bruce Wayne.

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Well, he's gonna get
quite a surprise tonight.

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He hasn't seen you since you went away
to college four years ago.

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And you're twice as pretty now
as you were then.

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Ha, ha. Another one of your unbiased opinions,
Daddy.

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Any good police commissioner
must always remain unbiased, Barbara. Ha, ha.

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Seven, your apartment. Bruce Wayne
is meeting us there to pick you up.

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<i>- I'll be ready.
- Bye.</i>

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Bye.

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<i>NARRATOR". Later, Barbara Gordon enters
the lobby of her midtown apartment house...</i>

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<i>...unaware of imminent danger.</i>

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Welcome to the cage, my wild dove.

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Hwah, hwah, hwah.

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- Penguin.
-What a tasty little squab she is too.

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Trust Penguin to have a surefire recipe
for pigeon pie. Hwah, hwah, hwah.

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Barbara.

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That's odd, Chief O'Hara.

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Maybe she just stepped out for a minute,
commissioner.

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But she knew we'd be here at 7.

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And that afternoon paper
was delivered hours ago.

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Why didn't she take it inside?

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Uh... Ha, ha.

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Our secret.

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Looks as if she hasn't even
been home from work.

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I don't understand it.

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Where can she be?

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<i>NARRATOR". You'd be very surprised
to find out, commissioner...</i>

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...for <i>your daughter
is only 20 feet away from you...</i>

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<i>...in the very next apartment.</i>

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You'll have to admit,
this is a stroke of genius, my love.

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Hiding you out in this vacant apartment
right next to your very own.

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It's the last place in Gotham City
anybody would think of looking for you.

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What's going on there?

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Gordon and O'Hara
just went into the apartment, Pengy.

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And here comes Bruce Wayne
and that witless ward of his.

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I think it's time
for my surprise telephone call.

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Hello, commissioner, Chief O'Hara.

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- Where's Barbara?
-She's not here.

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- Not here?
-And I'm worried. It's not like her at all.

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That's probably her calling you right now.

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I hope you're right, Chief O'Hara.

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- Hello?
-Hello, commissioner.

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Police Commissioner Gordon?

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Guess who this is. Hwah, hwah, hwah!

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Penguin. It's Penguin.

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<i>Yes, I just called to say hello,
commissioner.</i>

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By the way, you didn't happen
to be missing anything lately, did you?

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Missing? Miss--

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Barbara.

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You've got Barbara, you feathered fiend.

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Hush, hush, sir.

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Is that any way to speak
to your daughter's guardian?

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Penguin, if you harm her...

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...if you so much as
touch one hair on her head...

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...I'll-- I'll--

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- You'll do what?
-I'll--

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Let me talk to him, commissioner.
This is Bruce Wayne.

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Oh, the millionaire joyboy.

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What can I do for you?

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Penguin, I'll pay whatever price you ask,
as long as you do not harm Barbara Gordon.

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Harm her? Fa!

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I'm gonna make her the happiest girl
in Gotham City.

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And you might take a look
at this evening's Gotham <i>City Times.</i>

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- The <i>Gotham City Times?
-That's right.</i>

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The society section. Hwah, hwah.

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<i>What was that about
the Gotham City Times?</i>

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He said something about the society page.
Let's see if I can find it.

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- Oh, no.
-What is it, Bruce?

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What does it say?

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"The Penguin, well-known entrepreneur
and man-about-town announced today...

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...his forthcoming marriage to Ms. Barbara
Gordon, daughter of police commissioner--"

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Marriage?

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What's going on?
What does it mean, Bruce?

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Why, Barbara would never consent
to marry that scoundrel.

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Of course not, commissioner.
That's why he kidnapped her.

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He'll threaten her
and he'll force her to consent.

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- But why?
- By marrying your daughter...

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...Penguin becomes son-in-law
of the commissioner.

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Exactly, Dick.
He hopes to gain immunity from prosecution...

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...by becoming a member of the family,
as it were.

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And I think he fully intends
to go through with it, commissioner.

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There is only one man who can help me.

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Batman?

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Yes, chief.

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Batman.

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I'm afraid you'll have to go without us.

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Well, we're in no mood for the opera,
commissioner.

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If there's anything I can do,
you can telephone me at Wayne Manor.

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Thank you, Bruce,
from the bottom of a father's heart.

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Yeah, my sweet guinea hen.

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Soon, you and I will be joined
in the holy bonds of matrimony.

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Really, Penguin,
all that waddling around you do...

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...must have scrambled your brains.

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Don't be cocky, my little chicken.

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If you won't marry me,
I'll have to put plan B into operation...

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...which is being rehearsed right over there.

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Show plan B to my little bride-to-be, boys.

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Penguin, you monster.
You wouldn't dare hurt my father.

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Oh, yes, I would, and I will.

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Now, you make up your mind.

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Either you become my bride
or you become an orphan.

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Which is it?

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- Put plan B into operation.
-No.

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I'll marry you. Just leave my father alone.

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That's what I like to hear. Obedience.
That is the first wifely virtue.

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Now, a couple of you finks go on out,
and put the snatch on a minister. Quick.

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What kind of minister, Pengy?

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Any minister, you fink.

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I wanna get this thing over with...

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...before the Dynamic Dunderheads
put the snatch on me.

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Don't worry, boss.
We'll get you to the church on time.

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That's it. Here you are, my love.

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Now, I'll tell you that in the adjacent bedroom
is a lovely wedding gown.

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I want you to put it on and wear it
with radiance like any blushing bride.

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I am not blushing.

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- I'm furious!
-Ooh.

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Yes, commissioner. Mm.

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Yes, I suspected as much.

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Robin and I knew something was wrong
as soon as we saw the evening paper.

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We'll use the Batcomputer
to make a list of all of Penguin's hideouts.

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We'll telephone as soon as it finishes.

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We'll get her back, commissioner.

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Where's Alfred?
He can give us a hand with the computations.

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Unfortunately, Robin,
he's out for the evening.

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He's meeting with his minister
to discuss a church supper.

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I do hope the church supper
is a success, Alfred.

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We badly need the money
for our summer camp.

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- I'm sure it will be, Reverend Hazlitt.
-If it is successful...

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...the congregation will owe you
a great debt of thanks.

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The only thanks I need is the knowledge
that some underprivileged youngsters...

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...will have a chance to enjoy a few weeks
in the country this summer.

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All right, which one of you is the minister?

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- Why do you ask?
-Because we're taking him with us, pops.

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- Are you it'?
-Yes.

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- Wait--
I shall be quite all right, I assure you.

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Tie that one up.
I'll take the preacher back to the hideout.

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- Move it, preach.
-I beg your pardon?

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I said, move it.

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Of course.

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Did you hear something, Robin?

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It's Alfred's emergency
belt-buckle Batcall signal.

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- He's in trouble.
-Holy complications.

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First Barbara Gordon is kidnapped,
now Alfred is in trouble.

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Yes, it's just possible
that the two events are related.

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But how, Batman?

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I don't know. Yet.

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The first thing to do is to locate Alfred.

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Man the Batradarscope.

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Roger.

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- Batradarscope on.
-Check.

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I'll feed Alfred's signal
into the Batradarscope.

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Got it. He's at location B-7642.

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"B-7642."

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Holy complications indeed, Robin.

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This is one of Penguin's possible hideouts.

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To the Batmobile.

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A number one hitch and no slipup.

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Now, the ravishing bride is in there.

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Come on, coach her on her lines.

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If I don't hear a nice "I do"...

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...you'll be visiting heaven
instead of talking about it.

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- Miss?
-Reverend.

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There's no time to explain.

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I must trust in your discretion
as a man of the cloth.

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You mustn't reveal my secret.

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But I don't know your secret.
I don't even know who you are.

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Not now, Charlie. I'm in a hurry.

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<i>NARRATOR".
What in the world is this?</i>

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<i>Revolving walls?</i>

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<i>Hidden rooms?</i>

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<i>Disguises?
What is Barbara Gordon's secret?</i>

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You are about to witness
the coup of the century.

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The world's leading arch criminal...

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...becomes the son-in-law
of the police commissioner.

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I don't know whether to call him "Daddy"
or just "commish."

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If I were you, Penguin,
I'd call help right now.

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When we get through with you,
you'll be hollering "uncle" instead of "Daddy."

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00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,930
Oh, you bungling buttinskies...

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...always sticking your nose
into my business.

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00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,226
This time I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

209
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:15,105
As long as you're holding classes, Penguin,
perhaps you'd include Batgirl too.

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"Batgirl?
"Batgirl?

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00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,485
"Batgirl?
"Batgirl?

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00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,071
Bats. I'm surrounded by bats.

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00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,865
Never mind. I'll teach you a lesson myself.

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Go on. Go on.

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Give it to them!

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00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,055
Well, get them over here!

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I don't know who you are, but you
certainly know how to handle yourself well.

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Holy agility, I'll say.

219
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:17,167
Thank you, Dynamic Duo. I'm sure you could've
handled these crooks without my help...

220
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...but I was glad for the chance
to join in the fun.

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I can understand your enjoyment.

222
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:26,844
However, our purpose here is quite serious.

223
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,680
Oh, crime fighting is a serious matter
to me too, Batman...

224
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...but we might as well
get a few laughs out of it.

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Perhaps some other time.

226
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Criminals like Penguin
are dangerous and deadly.

227
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,233
We'd better see if
Barbara Gordon's all right.

228
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- Are you all right in there?
-Quite, sir.

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- Who's that?
- Alfred.

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Millionaire Bruce Wayne's butler, sir.

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We'll have you out
as soon as we can Bat-pick this lock, Alfred.

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Bat-tools, Robin.

233
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Of course, we could always borrow
a hairpin from Batgi--

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She's gone.

235
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,675
Shouldn't we go after her?
At least find out who she is?

236
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,051
Not now, Robin.

237
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,554
Let's get back to work on this lock.

238
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:28,697
Yeah.
So much for the Masked Meddlers, huh?

239
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,742
Now, hurry up. UP- UP-

240
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,411
Oh, we must get to our alternate hideout.

241
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,831
The fuzz will be all over the place.
Come here. Come here. Come here.

242
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:44,087
Over here. I want you to bag
those Dim Dynamics there...

243
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,090
...and throw them out the window
into the truck.

244
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,093
We'll take care of them later.
Get out of the way.

245
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,261
Get them over here.

246
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,764
Let me get these two in here.

247
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,767
I got another key.

248
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:02,439
All right. Now, bag that preacher
and my prospective bride-to-be, will you?

249
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,320
Bring her over here.

250
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,781
Hurry up, you clods. Hurry up, will you?

251
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:14,243
Throw them out.
Come on, you two, throw them out.

252
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,829
Close that bag. That's right.

253
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,456
Over here. Get them.

254
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,626
Throw them over here.

255
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,383
Now, lower yourselves. Lower yourselves.

256
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,052
Oh, yeah. Now the groom.

257
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,650
All right, take it away!

258
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:02,708
<i>NARRATOR".
Now what? Another surprise?</i>

259
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:06,670
<i>A Batgirl Cycle in a secret freight elevator?</i>

260
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:11,592
<i>Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied</i>

261
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,527
Well, Dynamic Dupes...

262
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,697
...how does it feel to be a couple
of human tea bags?

263
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,241
Steaming us to death will do you no good,
Penguin.

264
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:41,705
- The law will get you in the end.
-I am merely going to dunk you a little.

265
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:47,002
But before I do dunk you, I think
I'll let my prospective bride out of the bag...

266
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,921
...so she can see what'll happen
if she doesn't cooperate.

267
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,803
Get out, little cutie pie. Come on--

268
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,138
Oh, it's the preacher.

269
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:03,393
Well, you better watch the dunking too,
in case you get any ideas of making trouble.

270
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,228
Now my little bride.

271
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,397
Oh, excuse me, sir.

272
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:11,193
Hwah! Grab him. Grab him. Grab him.

273
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,945
Oh, it's into the pot with you, sir...

274
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,490
...right after you've performed my marriage,
yeah?

275
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,369
Before you throw everyone in the pot,
Penguin...

276
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,287
...you may find yourself in hot water.

277
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,915
Batgirl. How did you find this place?

278
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,292
I just adore weddings, Penguin.

279
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,087
Well, funerals before weddings, Batgirl.

280
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,047
Get her.

281
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,105
- Alfred's really giving it to them.
-So is Batgirl.

282
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:56,863
Sorry it took me so long, sir,
but I had a little bird trouble on the way. Ha, ha.

283
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,120
Hwah, hwah, hwah!

284
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:16,967
You're not a minister at all.

285
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,678
I heard you tell Batman
you were Bruce Wayne's butler.

286
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,639
Yes. I'm afraid that's true, Ms. Gordon--
Uh, Batgirl.

287
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:29,062
You tricked me into revealing my secret
by posing as a minister.

288
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,106
But I had no intention of tricking you.

289
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,275
I only took the Reverend Hazlitt's place...

290
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:37,654
...because I wanted to protect him
from being injured by Penguin's thugs.

291
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,364
Well, then I apologize.

292
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,367
That was a very brave thing to do, Alfred.

293
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:49,332
But the fact remains, you do know my secret,
my dual identity.

294
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,752
And you must swear never to reveal it
to anyone.

295
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,629
- Well, really, Batgirl, I--
-No, Alfred, you must swear.

296
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:59,676
If you reveal my identity to anyone,
I'll be of no further use as a crime-fighter.

297
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:09,352
You wouldn't take advantage
of a woman's trust, would you?

298
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:13,857
Now, you must swear,
as a gentleman's gentleman.

299
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:15,901
Very well.

300
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:19,529
You have my word
as a gentleman's gentleman...

301
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,574
...that no one will ever learn
your secret from me.

302
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,576
Thank you, Alfred.

303
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,078
I must make a quick change.

304
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,707
It's time to bag the bird, huh, Batman?

305
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,167
I think so, Robin.

306
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,044
Birds are out of season. Get away.

307
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:36,213
There'll be no bird-bagging here.

308
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:42,636
Get away. Get away. Unhand me, you poacher.
Hwah, hwah, hwah.

309
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:49,392
- Where is Barbara Gordon?
-I placed her out sight...

310
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,479
...to avoid all danger in the fighting.
-Good show, Alfred.

311
00:21:57,526 --> 00:21:58,819
What happened, Batman?

312
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,112
Is that horrible man gone?

313
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:04,407
He's temporarily out of circulation.

314
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:05,951
Are you all right, Ms. Gordon?

315
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,912
Yes, just never been proposed to
at umbrellapoint before.

316
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,248
You're quite safe now, Ms. Gordon.

317
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,416
His umbrellas are closed.

318
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,752
Thanks to you, Batman.

319
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,838
I'm sorry to be so helpless.

320
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,550
Alfred, where's Batgirl?

321
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,552
Oh, she left a few minutes ago, sir.

322
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,680
She said she had other business
to attend to.

323
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,933
I expect we haven't seen the last of her.

324
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,102
I shouldn't be at all surprised, sir.

325
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,937
Who is this Batgirl?

326
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:36,147
That's what we'd all like to know.

327
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:39,192
Whoever she is behind that mask of hers...

328
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,153
- ...she helped us out of a dire dilemma.
- Oh, yes.

329
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,574
Think how horrible it would have been
to be married to the Penguin.

330
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,242
Hwah, hwah, hwah.

331
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:50,620
Horrible? To be married to me? Fa.

332
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,291
You can't imagine such bliss.

333
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:03,633
Fine score on your driving test.
How does it feel to have a license?

334
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,095
Well, it's gonna be a little easier on Batman
now that Robin can drive.

335
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:10,640
Let's, uh, stick to Dick Grayson
for a moment.

336
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,977
How would you like to, uh, drive this?

337
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:20,817
This? Me?

338
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:25,030
Since you got your license on your birthday,
you deserve a little something special.

339
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,824
A little something?
Gosh, Bruce, this is great.

340
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,951
Oh, this is great, Chief O'Hara.

341
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:33,747
A very sizable check from millionaire
Bruce Wayne for our police pension fund.

342
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:37,000
Ha, ha! I must call him at once
and thank him.

343
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,713
- Bonnie? Bonnie--?
- Ha, ha.

344
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,089
- What--?
<i>- Riddle me this.</i>

345
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,841
Good heavens, the Riddler.

346
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,509
Very good.

347
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:50,013
Now, when is a jet stream like a daffodil?

348
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:53,141
A jet stream like a daffodil?

349
00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,518
Riddler. Riddler.

350
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,520
He's gone. But what--?

351
00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,565
Bonnie told me we had trouble
with cross lines all morning.

352
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:04,361
Then I'd better cross Riddler's line
with Batman's, quick.

353
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:08,865
<i>NARRATOR". The Riddler, back to puzzle
and perplex the Dynamic Duo?</i>

354
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,409
<i>Be sure to watch the next episode.</i>

355
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:13,995
Gosh, Bruce, what's that?

356
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:18,917
It's a Bat-alert Buzzer connected to the phone
in the Batcave as in our other cars. Let's go.

357
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,799
Remember, this is not the Batmobile.

358
00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:29,886
Don't worry, Bruce. Highway safety
is every citizen's prime responsibility.