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No, man. And now you've been
going around with Big Ass.

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You talking about Linda from Parkview?
- Yes, Big Ass.

3
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Hey, hey! Slow down right here.
Slow down.

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She a ho, huh?
- What?

5
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I said, she a ho!
- No!

6
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Yo, Billy. Go.
- Stop! Stop! What the hell you doing?

7
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Billy, stop this car, man!

8
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J.D.?

9
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What the helI's wrong with you man?
What the helI's wrong with you, fool?

10
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I knew it.
- Get that flashlight out of my face!

11
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Hey, what the helI's wrong with you?

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I thought you said "go."
- I did not say "go"!

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I remember the last thing we were
talking about was Linda from Parkview...

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and you said she...
- "Ho"!

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I said, Linda is a ho!

16
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Get the goddamn chain! Come on, man!

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Let's go! Come on. Move it!
Pull the chain, fool!

18
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Take the moneybag, let's do it!

19
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Come on. We're about to get paid, baby!

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Let's go.

21
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We're about to get paid!
- I'm gonna get this.

22
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This ain't Christian, but it's gonna do.

23
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Come on get in! Throw it up in there!

24
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Go!

25
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What the hell?
- Cars ain't made like they used to, man.

26
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What did you tie it to?
- What?

27
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Get out and get it!
- Why I got to get out to get it?

28
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Get it.

29
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All right, here we go, baby!

30
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Let's go.
- Here we go, baby! Here we go!

31
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Come to Daddy!

32
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The future's behind us, baby!
That is our future behind us.

33
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No!

34
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Calvin, what are you doing?
- Hey, baby.

35
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Trying to get this studio together
so we can finally make money off this stuff.

36
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That's what you said about
the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins.

37
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Why you gotta bring that up?
That's in the past.

38
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This is a whole new venture for us, baby.

39
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Really?

40
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Look, let me show you something.

41
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Can I show you something?
- Yes.

42
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Let me show you.
- You've got a picture.

43
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Yes.
- Okay.

44
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See that?
That right there is Oprah's guesthouse.

45
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That's just the guesthouse.

46
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So, if Stedman act up,
this is where he gotta sleep.

47
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Okay.

48
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Why do you have this?

49
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Because that's what I'm gonna buy
for my baby.

50
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Both my babies.

51
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As soon as I get somebody,
rent out the studio, make a platinum CD...

52
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and we get paid.

53
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You don't like strangers
coming in and out of the shop.

54
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You want to have them coming
in and out of the house?

55
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It's 7:00. You gonna be late for work.
You better come on.

56
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I got some eggs for you.
You better come on and get 'em.

57
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That damn shop.

58
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Boy, they sure know how
to kill a man's dreams.

59
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Come on, Stedman.

60
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Calvin!

61
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Come here.

62
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What was that for?

63
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Well, it has been a whole two years
since you took over the barbershop.

64
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I mean, look at you.
You have hung in there.

65
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Baby, you have no idea
how proud I am of you.

66
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You know, your father would've been
proud of you, too. Come here.

67
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Okay, go.
- All right, I'm going.

68
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Stay off your feet, okay?

69
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My store! Look at my store!
It has been destroyed!

70
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Get away from my shop! Get away!

71
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No! No! No!

72
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Get away from my store!

73
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Hey, yo, brother!
- Get out!

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Brother!

75
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Stay strong, brother!

76
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Yeah, stay strong.

77
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Get out of here! Go on!

78
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Calvin!

79
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It's always something on a Saturday,
isn't it?

80
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What's up, Janelle?

81
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You know Tanesha Jenkins' boy
got a drug problem.

82
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You think he did that?
- Damn, girl, you gossiping already?

83
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First get your shop open.
Then start the rumors.

84
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I know you are not talking to me
about how to run my shop.

85
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I don't tell you how to run your
business over there. Anyway....

86
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Hey, did you hear...

87
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That's why your nose so big.
You too damn nosy.

88
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Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda?

89
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Her husband caught her in a prime
hoochie-koochie with another man!

90
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Hey, man.
- Calvin.

91
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How you doing?
- Fine. How you doing?

92
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I'm all right.
- Hey, what happened across the street?

93
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You know this neighborhood.
It's getting worse every day.

94
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How's Jennifer?
- She getting big.

95
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You know. Mean, too.

96
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So, got some good news for me?
- No.

97
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Calvin, I need a cut like Ronnie's last week.

98
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Little off the top, long in back,
slope to the left like Gumby.

99
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Munster front, Wyclef right.

100
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Hook that up for me.
- You got any money, Lamar?

101
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I'm gonna pay you back.
I got a Job interview.

102
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When you get that job...
- Come on, Calvin, don't do me like that.

103
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Just a little edge on there.
- I don't cut hair for free. Out the door!

104
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Calvin, your father
would have hooked me up.

105
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Go get hooked up.

106
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Come on, dog!
Don't do me like that, Calvin!

107
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See what I got to deal with every day?
- I know, but...

108
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No. Get out of here. Go!

109
00:08:04,748 --> 00:08:06,010
So, what did they say?

110
00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:08,916
The bank's not gonna give you
another loan.

111
00:08:09,586 --> 00:08:11,884
We've already given you
a small-business loan...

112
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and a grant that you used
on your other businesses.

113
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Calvin, you know I want to help you.

114
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But if you don't pay the property taxes,
the bank is gonna foreclose on the shop.

115
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I'm sorry.

116
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There's nobody you can talk to?

117
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Calvin...

118
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it's not gonna happen.

119
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All right. Hey, what can you do?

120
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I appreciate you coming by. I really do.

121
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Don't worry about it.

122
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How did you do this for 40 years?

123
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I gotta do my own thing.

124
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Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wallace?

125
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Yeah, this is Calvin.

126
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You know, over at the shop?

127
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I was wondering, was you still interested
in what we talked about the other day?

128
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Yeah.

129
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Okay.

130
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I'll see you then.

131
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All right. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Okay.

132
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You got it?
- Yeah.

133
00:10:00,997 --> 00:10:02,589
We gonna get paid.

134
00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,824
I never knew money could be so heavy.

135
00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:10,068
Hey, slow down.

136
00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:13,041
You all right?
- Yeah. Okay, I got it now.

137
00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:15,909
Hell, no, man.
- What?

138
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:18,745
Hey, what's up, big guy?
- What's up, player?

139
00:10:18,815 --> 00:10:21,147
Hey, this is my grandmama's
oxygen machine.

140
00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:23,448
She can't breathe without it.
Let us through.

141
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,250
You see us carrying this thing.
Move out the way.

142
00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,820
Come on, man. This thing heavy.

143
00:10:29,492 --> 00:10:31,551
See, you do this all the time, man!

144
00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:35,155
Billy, come on.
- No, man, he do this all the time!

145
00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:38,031
My mama's trying to come back,
and he is doing that.

146
00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:39,568
It don't make no sense.

147
00:10:39,636 --> 00:10:41,661
That's cool. Just take it down.

148
00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:45,808
Kevin, come open this door!

149
00:10:46,276 --> 00:10:47,470
Kevin!

150
00:10:48,745 --> 00:10:51,908
What's wrong? Why didn't you
answer the door? You knew it was me!

151
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:55,110
I worked a double last night.
I Just got home two hours ago.

152
00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:58,484
Don't play with me, Kevin. Where is she?

153
00:10:58,555 --> 00:11:01,183
Let's not do this again.
- Where is she?

154
00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:03,089
Wait. You ain't finished.

155
00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:05,354
Why don't you look under the bed?
Go ahead.

156
00:11:05,428 --> 00:11:08,124
I bet you I would hide a woman
under that bed.

157
00:11:08,498 --> 00:11:10,261
If you gonna look....

158
00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,127
I'm sorry.

159
00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:15,495
Terri...

160
00:11:16,072 --> 00:11:18,973
do I look like I'm thinking
about somebody else?

161
00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:20,337
I don't know.

162
00:11:20,644 --> 00:11:22,976
You want to know how I really feel
about you?

163
00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:26,080
Just think about that Babyface song.

164
00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:28,275
Which one?

165
00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:33,355
You know,
there are a lot of Babyface songs.

166
00:11:33,423 --> 00:11:34,947
No.
- All of them, baby.

167
00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:36,390
You know I do.

168
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:39,923
Come on. I got some time.
Come on, real quick.

169
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,897
Yeah.
- Well, real quick.

170
00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:44,728
Come on.
- Okay.

171
00:11:44,801 --> 00:11:46,769
No.
- Let me take my jacket off.

172
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,463
Come on.
- Oh, yeah.

173
00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:51,837
Well, let me take my jacket off.
What are you doing?

174
00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:55,173
No, I'm just helping you
get your jacket off, baby.

175
00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:56,907
Who is she?

176
00:11:58,548 --> 00:11:59,879
I don't know.

177
00:11:59,949 --> 00:12:01,917
When I'm finished with her, you'll remember!

178
00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:03,384
I can't believe you got someone.

179
00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:06,013
You gonna make me catch a case
before I go to work?

180
00:12:06,089 --> 00:12:07,488
Where you going?
- Nowhere!

181
00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,548
Get up! I dare you!

182
00:12:09,626 --> 00:12:11,059
Honey, cover your face now.

183
00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:15,224
Hey, how can I help you today?

184
00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:16,287
Okay.

185
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:20,196
I want a grande, triple non-fat, half-decaf...

186
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:23,000
soymilk, French roast,
caramel cappuccino.

187
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:24,836
Okay? Now, with just a splash...

188
00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,570
just a splash of hazelnut.

189
00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:28,769
Okay?

190
00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:31,973
And orange extract.
The extra foam in a separate cup.

191
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:36,342
I'll have to spoon it on myself
because y'all never get it right.

192
00:12:36,553 --> 00:12:38,783
You understand? Thank you.

193
00:12:40,457 --> 00:12:41,685
Asshole.

194
00:12:44,761 --> 00:12:46,991
You have to find the guys, Officer.
- Okay.

195
00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:49,190
We'll take you inside
and get your information.

196
00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:50,960
We'll be right with you.

197
00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,030
Look at my store!

198
00:12:58,274 --> 00:13:01,675
Then I walked in like pah-dow!
Know what I'm saying?

199
00:13:01,745 --> 00:13:04,441
Ass so big, it look like
two midgets in a sleeping bag!

200
00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:05,538
Tyrone.

201
00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:09,016
Can we talk about something
other than big, fat, Juicy asses, please?

202
00:13:09,085 --> 00:13:11,553
We could talk about something else.
- But why?

203
00:13:12,255 --> 00:13:14,416
When does a woman
just have too much ass?

204
00:13:14,491 --> 00:13:16,857
Ass is like money.
You can never have too much.

205
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,894
Hey, Ricky. Just the man I want to see.

206
00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:20,987
Hey, Ricky, yo!

207
00:13:21,064 --> 00:13:25,330
School these boys on your philosophy
about ass because they can't distinguish...

208
00:13:25,402 --> 00:13:28,098
between a woman with a big ass
and a big-ass woman.

209
00:13:28,171 --> 00:13:30,162
Hold tight. It's mathematics, cuz.

210
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,537
It's the ratio.

211
00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:35,135
Now if you measure around
a woman's waist, right?

212
00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:39,070
Measure around that ass,
you come up with a ratio about 3-5.

213
00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:40,138
Okay.

214
00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:42,582
Now that means that a 24-inch waist...

215
00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:45,052
is gonna yield a 40-inch ass.

216
00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:48,181
The mathematics is correct, right?
- That's good, right?

217
00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:49,452
You with me?
- Yo.

218
00:13:49,526 --> 00:13:51,585
So give me an example.
I mean, break it down.

219
00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,060
Okay, all right.

220
00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,186
Jennifer Lopez.

221
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,529
Right? Woman with a big ass!

222
00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:03,529
Now, on the other side, we got...
- Right.

223
00:14:03,706 --> 00:14:05,333
Mother Love.

224
00:14:06,743 --> 00:14:08,643
Big-ass woman!

225
00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:15,284
Good morning.

226
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,251
What's up?

227
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:24,555
Hey, you have any idea
who poked that hole in Samir's store?

228
00:14:24,627 --> 00:14:25,616
No.

229
00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:27,585
You sure about that?

230
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:34,166
Just playing with you, man. Relax.

231
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,912
Hey, how you doing, Detective?
What's going on across the street?

232
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:57,824
I'm on this convenience store thing,
so somebody's getting locked up.

233
00:14:57,994 --> 00:15:01,486
Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Ricky here?

234
00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:04,858
No, he'll be in a little later, though.

235
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,595
You don't think he had nothing
to do with that.

236
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:11,197
Ricky's been keeping his nose clean
ever since he's been working here.

237
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:12,935
Hey, Rick.

238
00:15:13,142 --> 00:15:14,734
Come in the back?
- That's my girl.

239
00:15:14,811 --> 00:15:17,507
Yeah. She got big drawers.
That's all right, though.

240
00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:24,348
Is this chair free?

241
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:27,787
I figured not. You mind
just trimming me up a little bit?

242
00:15:28,024 --> 00:15:30,151
Why you come over here, dog?

243
00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:33,087
Why you sweating me?
- Are you sweating, Richard?

244
00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,027
You're a two-time felon.

245
00:15:35,331 --> 00:15:38,630
One more, it's all over for you, brother.

246
00:15:39,802 --> 00:15:43,329
Calvin went out on a limb
for you with this Job, man.

247
00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:46,307
I mean, why you want to play him like that?

248
00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:02,748
We got a surveillance tape from the camera
at the check-cashing place next door...

249
00:16:02,825 --> 00:16:06,124
and by the end of the day,
I will know something.

250
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:08,854
You understand?

251
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,665
Later, Calvin.
- All right.

252
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,113
Yeah. Yo, I got to go, man.

253
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,779
All right, man?

254
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,541
I love you, boo.

255
00:17:01,618 --> 00:17:02,812
See you later, baby.

256
00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:17,125
What's up, man?

257
00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:20,763
All right.

258
00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,208
What you singing?
- What?

259
00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:28,967
What are you singing at?

260
00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:30,512
Mind your business.

261
00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:34,908
Here come Jumbo Mutumbo!

262
00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:38,852
Where I come from,
to have girth is a sign of opulence.

263
00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:42,516
What the hell did he just say?
- He said in Africa, fat people got loot.

264
00:17:42,592 --> 00:17:45,686
I heard they circumcise women, too.
- How you gonna do that?

265
00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:48,492
Anything that's extra, they just clip it off.
- Come on.

266
00:17:48,564 --> 00:17:51,465
All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next?
- Not me.

267
00:17:52,568 --> 00:17:54,058
Not me.

268
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,627
I'm cool, man.
- Forget you.

269
00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,832
Thought you had a Negro membership card?

270
00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,341
Soaked up some BET,
memorized some Tupac.

271
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:01,434
Shut up, Jimmy.

272
00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:04,071
Calvin wouldn't give me a chair
if I couldn't cut heads.

273
00:18:04,147 --> 00:18:06,377
Three days, front chair, no customers.
What's up?

274
00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:09,612
Kill that noise. You know everyone
starts out in the first chair.

275
00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:11,517
That's exactly where you started.

276
00:18:11,587 --> 00:18:13,646
Listen up! I don't want no trouble!

277
00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:17,181
Just give me your wallet and your Jewelry,
won't be no problem.

278
00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:19,222
Hey, don't you make me....

279
00:18:19,295 --> 00:18:21,388
What's wrong? You one of them rappers?

280
00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,932
What's that? You got a Rolex
or a platinum chain?

281
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,491
Eddie.
- What?

282
00:18:26,569 --> 00:18:30,096
Get your ass here. Leave the boys alone!
Sit your old ass down!

283
00:18:31,474 --> 00:18:34,204
You read him?
That boy almost turned over the money!

284
00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:37,075
You all right, brother! You all right!

285
00:18:38,381 --> 00:18:41,544
Shaking, shaking a little bit!
He was shaking like booty meat!

286
00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:43,175
Wasn't it good? I had him.

287
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,449
I had him shaking like Don Knotts
in a card game or something.

288
00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:56,023
Remember, we're raising money
for Johnnie Brown's raggedy shoes.

289
00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:57,498
Scout will be here!

290
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,125
I need $20.

291
00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:01,466
Let's give it up. Come on.

292
00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:04,438
You all right. We need some more money.

293
00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,732
We need it right now.

294
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,336
You smell good, Terri. ls that Obsession?

295
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,641
Five minutes.

296
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,409
What'd she say?
- Hey, man. Where you going?

297
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:18,818
You see that attitude?
She can't cut my hair. I'll be back later.

298
00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:21,322
Don't be scared.
- I'm free. I'll cut your hair.

299
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,982
No, I'm straight, dog.

300
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:40,268
Motherfucker.

301
00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,603
Who drank my apple juice?

302
00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:50,179
Y'all don't hear me?

303
00:19:50,887 --> 00:19:52,684
Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

304
00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:53,813
Terri!

305
00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,822
Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam.

306
00:19:56,893 --> 00:20:00,420
I put a big-ass red...
- Terri! Stop cussing!

307
00:20:00,963 --> 00:20:04,126
I put a big red sign saying:

308
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,760
"Do not drink me."

309
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:10,499
Maybe no one drank it.
Maybe it evaporated.

310
00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:15,203
I'll slap you. Don't get on my bad side.
You've been here just a minute.

311
00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:17,940
Girl, it's not like a bottle
of Hennessey or nothing!

312
00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:21,711
It's just some funky-ass apple juice.
- This is my funky-ass apple juice.

313
00:20:21,784 --> 00:20:23,649
I don't touch nobody else's stuff--

314
00:20:23,719 --> 00:20:24,981
Hey, Terri....
- What?

315
00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:26,954
Jimmy drank your apple juice.

316
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,990
Hey, hold up...
- Why'd you touch my apple juice?

317
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:31,890
Excuse me.
- I don't want your cooties.

318
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:35,158
Did you see me drink it?
- I didn't have to, you asked about it.

319
00:20:35,231 --> 00:20:37,631
Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me?

320
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,531
"Ocular"?
- What'd I just say?

321
00:20:39,635 --> 00:20:42,468
I said I didn't have to see you drink it...
- Oh, shit.

322
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,733
I don't have to see you...
- What'd you see?

323
00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,832
Say you ain't drink it.
- Did you see...

324
00:20:46,909 --> 00:20:48,706
Knock his college ass out!

325
00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:50,837
Hey! Come on! Come on!

326
00:20:50,913 --> 00:20:52,938
No, Calvin, let them go!

327
00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:55,813
This ain't the projects.
This is a place of business.

328
00:20:55,885 --> 00:20:59,582
Calvin, your father wouldn't put up
with this mess. You have to handle this.

329
00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:02,055
Checker Fred,
just sit there and play checkers.

330
00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:04,649
Do I look like my father?
- Yeah.

331
00:21:05,061 --> 00:21:07,552
Yes, you do.
- In the nose, right here.

332
00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:09,188
DVDs, CDs.

333
00:21:10,032 --> 00:21:11,226
Not today, man.

334
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,860
Whatever you want, man.
Got the new DMX, baby!

335
00:21:13,936 --> 00:21:15,369
Just go on out, go.

336
00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:17,167
Put somebody out. Always.

337
00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:19,136
I'm never coming in this shop again.

338
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,177
lt's a possibility
that Jimmy drank your apple juice.

339
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,844
Small possibility.

340
00:21:23,913 --> 00:21:27,212
But nobody saw him. You didn't see him.
So all you can ask...

341
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:29,376
That's not fair, you're taking his side.

342
00:21:29,452 --> 00:21:31,443
I'm not taking his side. Ask the man.

343
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,887
If he says yeah, kick his ass,
if he says no, then squash it.

344
00:21:36,926 --> 00:21:37,915
Ask him.

345
00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:42,522
Did you drink my apple juice?

346
00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:46,499
Did you? lnquiring minds want to know.

347
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:48,698
Did you?

348
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,130
Nope.

349
00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:53,174
Answered, done deal.
Come on, let me buy you some apple juice.

350
00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:54,937
Case closed.

351
00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:58,343
Well, one of y'all MFs drank it.
I'm tired of y'all, I swear!

352
00:21:58,414 --> 00:22:00,814
Y'all better not touch my stuff no more!

353
00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:04,447
Stop slamming them doors!

354
00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:12,361
I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant.

355
00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:14,391
Hey!
- Hey, girl!

356
00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:18,358
Damn!

357
00:22:21,170 --> 00:22:22,228
It's cool.

358
00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:24,773
Man, she messed up
your whole arrangement.

359
00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,434
How much them roses cost? $2 or $3?

360
00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:28,532
I'm Crazy Howard.

361
00:22:28,611 --> 00:22:32,103
Topping the news, Iast night someone stoIe
the new ATM machine....

362
00:22:32,181 --> 00:22:34,274
'Cause people can't raise their kids....

363
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,339
Gabby!

364
00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:42,554
I tell you, the first thing I'll do, Joe.

365
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:45,992
Player, you lock your door?
- Yeah, I ain't stupid. Come on.

366
00:22:46,629 --> 00:22:50,030
Then why's your sister in the room, man?
- I'll tell Mama!

367
00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,088
No.

368
00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,464
What?

369
00:22:52,535 --> 00:22:54,093
Close the door, dog!

370
00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:55,997
This is just a big video game!

371
00:22:56,072 --> 00:22:59,599
No, it ain't.
lt looks like a cash machine to me.

372
00:22:59,675 --> 00:23:02,940
And this ain't no supermarket,
so I'm gonna tell Mama.

373
00:23:03,012 --> 00:23:06,504
No! You can't tell nobody about this,
you hear me?

374
00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:07,742
Why not?

375
00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:10,285
'Cause I said so. I mean, think about it.

376
00:23:10,353 --> 00:23:13,345
Gabby, who'll take care of you?
- My mama.

377
00:23:15,358 --> 00:23:18,191
She got you on that.
- What can I do to keep your mouth shut?

378
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:20,194
You gotta pay me.
- Pay you?

379
00:23:20,262 --> 00:23:22,594
I'm getting a headache. I just paid you $10!

380
00:23:22,665 --> 00:23:25,156
I don't care!
- Hey, dog, whup her ass.

381
00:23:25,234 --> 00:23:26,394
You can't touch me.

382
00:23:26,469 --> 00:23:28,664
I'll whup her ass.
- No, man, don't do that.

383
00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:31,901
You better give me my cash back later...
- I'll give it back!

384
00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:33,737
Take it, girl. That's all I got.

385
00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:36,507
Go on, get out of the room there, girl!

386
00:23:38,014 --> 00:23:39,106
Go on!

387
00:23:39,181 --> 00:23:40,170
Get on!

388
00:23:42,485 --> 00:23:45,750
That's how you lock a door, dog.

389
00:23:47,189 --> 00:23:49,054
What?
- It's your fault, man!

390
00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:52,052
Now we've gotta take this someplace else.

391
00:23:52,128 --> 00:23:55,620
I've gotta think how.
- The same way we stole it, the truck.

392
00:23:55,698 --> 00:23:59,361
I said I'm not messing with my
crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent.

393
00:23:59,435 --> 00:24:02,029
He comes from a broken home.
He don't even know his mama.

394
00:24:02,104 --> 00:24:03,799
And after last night...

395
00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:06,807
I ain't messing with that fool no more.

396
00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:10,403
We wouldn't be doing this if you'd locked...
- I did lock the door.

397
00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:12,447
Your sister's a demon child.
- Whatever, man.

398
00:24:12,515 --> 00:24:15,484
Your mama don't have real silverware,
so we could get in here?

399
00:24:15,718 --> 00:24:16,707
Whatever.

400
00:24:19,889 --> 00:24:22,323
Oh, come on, man. Let's just take it up.

401
00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:24,256
Hey, Billy, take it down.

402
00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:25,892
Wait a minute....

403
00:24:26,429 --> 00:24:27,657
Take it down.

404
00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:30,491
Come on, player. Come on, big man.

405
00:24:32,401 --> 00:24:33,766
We'll get you this time.

406
00:24:33,836 --> 00:24:35,201
Push it through.

407
00:24:36,338 --> 00:24:37,430
My finger!

408
00:24:37,706 --> 00:24:39,901
This ain't gonna fit.

409
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:42,004
My hand!

410
00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:48,082
My hand!

411
00:24:50,319 --> 00:24:52,514
You got it?
- I don't have it.

412
00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:56,123
This is good chicken, too.

413
00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,557
You ever had this chicken?

414
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:02,722
How can you sit there with all that chicken
and not offer us any?

415
00:25:02,798 --> 00:25:04,163
I paid for this.

416
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,468
You give me a quarter,
I might give you a little mashed potatoes.

417
00:25:09,105 --> 00:25:12,506
How come he can eat out front, while we...
- 'Cause Eddie's old, man.

418
00:25:12,575 --> 00:25:16,136
You see that right there?
You know what that means?

419
00:25:16,212 --> 00:25:18,237
That means I've got senroyity.

420
00:25:18,714 --> 00:25:20,705
S-who?
- Senroyity.

421
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:22,879
Don't you mean "seniority"?

422
00:25:22,985 --> 00:25:23,974
Whatever.

423
00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:28,251
That's nothing but gray hair poking up out
your follicle. lt means nothing.

424
00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:31,054
Don't mean anything?
Let me tell you something, boy.

425
00:25:31,127 --> 00:25:34,153
I was here in '68 when they robbed
and burned down...

426
00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:36,198
everything here but this barbershop.

427
00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:39,860
I was here in '74,
when desegregation started...

428
00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:43,666
and they bussing in white kids,
and bussing out little black kids like you.

429
00:25:43,739 --> 00:25:45,036
Yeah, I remember that.

430
00:25:45,107 --> 00:25:47,098
And then I was here in '77...

431
00:25:47,176 --> 00:25:49,838
when Walter Payton came in here...

432
00:25:49,912 --> 00:25:54,611
the day after he had rushed
275 yards against Minnesota.

433
00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:56,514
And I lined him up in this chair...

434
00:25:56,585 --> 00:25:58,849
and I got the picture to prove it.

435
00:25:58,988 --> 00:26:01,513
Eddie, how do we know
that's really Payton?

436
00:26:02,892 --> 00:26:04,655
That's Walter. That's him.

437
00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:08,188
The signature says "Sweetness" right there!

438
00:26:08,264 --> 00:26:09,629
What more do you want?

439
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,359
I don't know, a real picture?

440
00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:13,060
That's "Sweetness" all right.

441
00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:17,772
What did you do? I got a patch in my head!

442
00:26:18,107 --> 00:26:19,802
Patch the little boy's head up.

443
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,503
I told you to keep still...
- I got a patch on my head!

444
00:26:22,578 --> 00:26:24,739
Shame, you put a patch on the boy's head.

445
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:27,111
Got him looking like 101 DaImatians.

446
00:26:27,216 --> 00:26:30,117
You heard of that movie?
Looks like a Dalmatian, that's 102!

447
00:26:30,186 --> 00:26:31,414
Mind your business.

448
00:26:31,487 --> 00:26:33,648
I didn't move my head! lt's not my fault!

449
00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,246
Man, why do I gotta...

450
00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:37,690
You look good.
- Take care of the thing.

451
00:26:37,893 --> 00:26:40,418
Quit talking, more cut.
Wait till my mom gets here.

452
00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:41,861
I've got it now.

453
00:26:42,031 --> 00:26:43,760
Jimmy, what are you doing?

454
00:26:45,668 --> 00:26:47,932
Got that little boy looking like a leopard.

455
00:26:48,003 --> 00:26:52,064
He needs little spots all around.
Look at him!

456
00:27:13,329 --> 00:27:14,489
Don't ignore me.

457
00:27:14,563 --> 00:27:15,962
Don't ignore me like that.

458
00:27:16,031 --> 00:27:17,521
Turn their heads....

459
00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,258
How's everybody doing?

460
00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:26,196
My bad.

461
00:27:36,185 --> 00:27:38,278
Clean you up or something?

462
00:27:38,554 --> 00:27:40,647
How you doing, Mr. Wallace?
- How you doing?

463
00:27:40,723 --> 00:27:43,317
Good to see you, thanks for coming.
- Yes, indeed.

464
00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:44,916
Wanna go out back and talk?
- Yeah.

465
00:27:44,994 --> 00:27:46,086
All right.

466
00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:48,788
Eddie.
- Nigger.

467
00:27:52,368 --> 00:27:54,563
Calvin, I'm glad you called me back.

468
00:27:56,105 --> 00:27:58,505
I was beginning to think
you don't like Lester.

469
00:27:58,574 --> 00:28:02,340
Heard you just bought Big CarI's Auto Shop.
Left everything the same.

470
00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:05,406
I was hoping you'd do the same thing here.

471
00:28:05,714 --> 00:28:08,205
I told you, I'm a man of my word.

472
00:28:09,551 --> 00:28:10,882
You know, Calvin...

473
00:28:11,287 --> 00:28:13,755
if you can't make the payments...

474
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,756
you're gonna lose the shop...

475
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,314
and have nothing.

476
00:28:17,526 --> 00:28:19,653
Or, if you sell it to me...

477
00:28:19,895 --> 00:28:24,127
you make sure that the sign outside
always says "barbershop."

478
00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:29,794
I can live with that.

479
00:28:30,406 --> 00:28:34,809
If you take this money,
that's as good as a contract.

480
00:28:35,544 --> 00:28:39,571
I wouldn't want to have
any misappropriations going on up in here.

481
00:28:45,354 --> 00:28:46,821
Yeah, me neither.

482
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,985
You know,
I made your father the same offer...

483
00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:53,994
but he turned it down.

484
00:28:54,063 --> 00:28:57,328
But you're a better businessman.
You got vision.

485
00:29:00,803 --> 00:29:02,430
$20,000, that's your buyout.

486
00:29:02,504 --> 00:29:04,495
I'll manage bank payments, as discussed.

487
00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,133
And I'll get the paperwork to you next week.

488
00:29:07,843 --> 00:29:08,935
Okay.

489
00:29:09,978 --> 00:29:12,913
You're sure you're gonna keep
the barbershop open, right?

490
00:29:12,981 --> 00:29:17,611
I'm a businessman, and a
barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow.

491
00:29:19,021 --> 00:29:21,353
So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club.

492
00:29:21,423 --> 00:29:24,950
Wait a minute.
That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace.

493
00:29:25,461 --> 00:29:29,363
You told me that the sign outside
would always say "barbershop."

494
00:29:29,431 --> 00:29:30,693
It will.

495
00:29:31,934 --> 00:29:35,426
It's gonna be called "The Barbershop."
I'll keep that same theme going.

496
00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:37,495
The girls dressed like little barbers.

497
00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:40,133
You can come in, and they'll give you a trim.

498
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:42,109
And you can get some trim.

499
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,104
Hold it, Mr. Wallace.

500
00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:49,747
Mr. Wallace!

501
00:29:52,321 --> 00:29:53,811
You have a nice day.

502
00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:06,156
I just don't understand why someone
would drive into the store like that.

503
00:30:06,235 --> 00:30:09,762
Now, see, I told Sitting Bull
across the street over there...

504
00:30:09,838 --> 00:30:11,931
not to put no cash machine in his store...

505
00:30:12,007 --> 00:30:14,567
'cause black people
don't know how to act.

506
00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:17,703
Who're you telling?
That's why black people can't have nothing.

507
00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:20,442
Apparently, neither can lndian folks.
Give me! Move!

508
00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:24,077
Samir is not Indian, okay?
He's Pakistani. He's from Pakistan.

509
00:30:24,153 --> 00:30:28,453
All I know is, he can pack and stand
his ass on that corner all he want to.

510
00:30:28,524 --> 00:30:32,551
But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's
liable to bust a cap in his ass, right?

511
00:30:32,628 --> 00:30:35,392
Right, Eddie, he's gonna get it!
- He's gonna pah-yow!

512
00:30:35,464 --> 00:30:37,432
Samir is not Native American, okay?

513
00:30:37,499 --> 00:30:41,367
He's not Arab, he's not Mexican,
he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan.

514
00:30:41,437 --> 00:30:44,565
Pakistan, yakistan, you-back-istan.
I don't care where he's from.

515
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,369
He ain't from here, I know that.

516
00:30:46,442 --> 00:30:49,138
He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either.

517
00:30:52,147 --> 00:30:54,115
Damn, speaking of Pakistan....

518
00:30:56,251 --> 00:30:57,616
That's all right!

519
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,550
Boy, what's wrong with you?

520
00:31:00,622 --> 00:31:02,590
He cut a patch in the back of my head.

521
00:31:02,658 --> 00:31:05,559
I'm sorry, ma'am, it wasn't my fault.
He kept moving, so...

522
00:31:05,627 --> 00:31:07,822
I did not, I did not keep moving.

523
00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:09,986
Bless her.

524
00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:13,091
You know you kept moving.
- What're you talking about?

525
00:31:13,569 --> 00:31:15,560
It don't look that bad.
- Yes, it does.

526
00:31:15,637 --> 00:31:17,229
Think of it as a new style.

527
00:31:17,306 --> 00:31:21,106
Before you know it, everybody'll be
walking around with a patch in their head.

528
00:31:21,176 --> 00:31:24,145
Why would people walk around
with a patch in their head?

529
00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:26,977
So, that makes it free, right?

530
00:31:27,382 --> 00:31:28,713
Ain't that right?

531
00:31:28,951 --> 00:31:30,145
Right?

532
00:31:34,456 --> 00:31:35,514
Okay.

533
00:31:39,495 --> 00:31:40,484
Come on.

534
00:31:43,966 --> 00:31:46,332
Jimmy will never touch your head again,
I promise.

535
00:31:46,401 --> 00:31:47,390
Thank you.

536
00:31:49,605 --> 00:31:51,766
Damn!

537
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:55,974
Hey, babe, me and her, mostly me, I tell you!

538
00:31:56,545 --> 00:31:58,843
Come on, man, this thing heavy, dog.

539
00:31:59,948 --> 00:32:01,176
I'll take it.

540
00:32:01,383 --> 00:32:02,873
Damn, my phone's ringing.

541
00:32:02,951 --> 00:32:04,748
J.D.
- What?

542
00:32:05,187 --> 00:32:06,916
Would you please back up?

543
00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:08,716
My bad.

544
00:32:08,790 --> 00:32:12,157
Thank you. I couldn't breathe.
- Come on, man, get in there.

545
00:32:12,494 --> 00:32:13,756
Open the door.

546
00:32:14,396 --> 00:32:16,023
Is that that punk Jay?

547
00:32:18,767 --> 00:32:20,632
My foot!
- Jay! You all right?

548
00:32:20,702 --> 00:32:22,465
Jay! Come here, you punk!

549
00:32:22,771 --> 00:32:24,671
I'm gonna get your black ass.

550
00:32:28,977 --> 00:32:30,137
Billy!

551
00:32:38,387 --> 00:32:39,376
Get up!

552
00:32:39,821 --> 00:32:40,913
Come here!

553
00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:44,183
Billy!

554
00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:50,723
What the hell are you doing, man?

555
00:32:52,434 --> 00:32:54,459
Man, you just let him get away.

556
00:32:54,670 --> 00:32:56,865
He owes me $5 from a crap game.

557
00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:58,770
I ain't paying your ass nothing!

558
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,137
What?
- Billy!

559
00:33:01,276 --> 00:33:04,473
Bring your ass back over here!
- Lucky I ain't got my Jordans on!

560
00:33:04,546 --> 00:33:06,810
Come on, Billy,
bring your ass back over here.

561
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:09,344
$5!

562
00:33:09,985 --> 00:33:12,681
You gonna cause a scene in public for $5?

563
00:33:12,754 --> 00:33:14,187
Man, he owes me money.

564
00:33:14,256 --> 00:33:16,850
We've got $50,000 back at the motel.

565
00:33:18,393 --> 00:33:20,953
You're gonna cause a scene for $5?

566
00:33:21,897 --> 00:33:23,125
$5?

567
00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:26,227
It ain't even about the money.
It's the principle.

568
00:33:26,301 --> 00:33:28,166
What?
- That's right, the principle.

569
00:33:28,236 --> 00:33:29,567
He's supposed to pay.

570
00:33:29,638 --> 00:33:33,005
This is Chi-Town's finest,
and I ain't going out like no sucker.

571
00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:35,607
You ain't going out like no sucker?
- No.

572
00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:39,473
You know what, player?
We're gonna get caught.

573
00:33:39,781 --> 00:33:41,612
And you wanna know why?
- Why?

574
00:33:41,683 --> 00:33:44,675
There's a stupid nigger in every bunch,
who messes up everybody.

575
00:33:44,753 --> 00:33:46,015
You know what?

576
00:33:48,056 --> 00:33:49,717
You that dumb nigger.

577
00:33:49,791 --> 00:33:51,759
You know what? I tell you this.

578
00:33:51,827 --> 00:33:54,227
If he owed you money,
you'd be chasing him, too.

579
00:33:54,296 --> 00:33:58,062
I would've whupped him last week.
- Why you think I was chasing him? What....

580
00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:59,122
Shit!

581
00:34:00,268 --> 00:34:02,327
What? Keep it moving.

582
00:34:02,804 --> 00:34:04,601
Ain't nothing to see here.

583
00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:07,407
Come on, man. I lost my head.

584
00:34:07,476 --> 00:34:10,240
But you understand, it wasn't just money.
- $5, player?

585
00:34:10,312 --> 00:34:13,577
I'm telling you, they got about
$15,000 or $20,000 in that ATM.

586
00:34:13,649 --> 00:34:14,638
$15,000?

587
00:34:14,716 --> 00:34:17,116
Those machines are worth
more than the money in them.

588
00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:19,153
There may be a reward.
- For an ATM machine?

589
00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:21,189
I wish the money in it was mine.

590
00:34:21,256 --> 00:34:25,283
I'd use that money, I'd take my girl out
to a real nice dinner, like Red Lobster.

591
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,385
See, now that's upscale.

592
00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:30,488
Red Lobster is the IHOP of shellfish.
That is not upscale.

593
00:34:30,565 --> 00:34:33,033
I don't hate cheese toast
just 'cause I'm eating...

594
00:34:33,101 --> 00:34:35,331
scampis and shrimps
and scallops and shit.

595
00:34:35,404 --> 00:34:36,769
You are truly ignorant.

596
00:34:36,838 --> 00:34:38,271
You don't know what a scallop is.

597
00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:40,137
It ain't even a shellfish.

598
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,766
Did you know you get on my nerves?

599
00:34:41,843 --> 00:34:42,867
Condoms.

600
00:34:42,944 --> 00:34:45,435
Pampers if you're too late.
- What's with the dogs?

601
00:34:45,514 --> 00:34:47,709
Get them dogs out of here.
- You like dogs.

602
00:34:47,783 --> 00:34:49,978
Don't make me smack you.
- I told you once.

603
00:34:50,052 --> 00:34:52,987
Y'all need some dogs
I got this one, if you buy this one...

604
00:34:53,055 --> 00:34:55,751
you get this one half off.
- Don't come back, man.

605
00:34:55,824 --> 00:34:59,385
Going home. I'm never coming
in this shop again. I work for me.

606
00:35:04,599 --> 00:35:06,089
Calvin, what that boy name?

607
00:35:06,168 --> 00:35:08,534
I've told you four times, that's Ricky.

608
00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:09,694
Hold still.

609
00:35:09,771 --> 00:35:11,932
What?
- What do you think you doing?

610
00:35:12,007 --> 00:35:15,101
I'm just trying to get him clean
like them Gillette commercials.

611
00:35:15,177 --> 00:35:18,977
That's the problem with y'all today.
Y'all don't know nothing.

612
00:35:19,047 --> 00:35:23,643
Sit up there, just watch too much TV
and listen to that Jigga Ray...

613
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,813
and all them folk up in there,
hippity-hoppity nonsense...

614
00:35:26,888 --> 00:35:29,880
and don't know nothing.
Let me. Sir, you mind?

615
00:35:31,126 --> 00:35:33,993
Rick, get that off there, and lean him back.

616
00:35:35,964 --> 00:35:38,125
Roots, get me a hot towel.

617
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,532
Dinka, Eddie. Dinka.

618
00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:43,700
These young boys don't know nothing.

619
00:35:44,172 --> 00:35:46,106
Let me get you lathered up here.

620
00:35:47,442 --> 00:35:49,239
Put that towel on his face.

621
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,048
Get your foam nice and lathery.

622
00:35:54,416 --> 00:35:56,543
Y'all come over here and learn something.

623
00:35:56,618 --> 00:36:00,281
You finish that up. Put that on there.
Put that on the side over there.

624
00:36:00,355 --> 00:36:04,291
See, in my day,
a barber was more than just somebody...

625
00:36:04,359 --> 00:36:08,227
who sit around in a FUBU shirt
with his drawers hanging all out.

626
00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:13,759
In my day, a barber was a counselor.

627
00:36:14,136 --> 00:36:16,832
He was a fashion expert.

628
00:36:18,974 --> 00:36:21,067
A style coach. Pimp.

629
00:36:21,143 --> 00:36:22,940
Just general, all-around hustler.

630
00:36:23,011 --> 00:36:26,674
But the problem with y'all cats today...

631
00:36:27,516 --> 00:36:28,710
is that...

632
00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,283
you got no skill.

633
00:36:32,254 --> 00:36:34,017
No sense of history.

634
00:36:35,257 --> 00:36:38,317
And then, with a straight face...

635
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,092
got the nerve to want to be somebody.

636
00:36:41,163 --> 00:36:42,926
Want somebody to respect you.

637
00:36:42,998 --> 00:36:46,058
But it takes respect to get respect.
Understand?

638
00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:48,368
See, I'm old.

639
00:36:48,804 --> 00:36:50,601
But, Lord willing...

640
00:36:51,673 --> 00:36:55,973
I'd be spared the sight
of seeing everything that we worked for...

641
00:36:57,212 --> 00:36:59,009
flushed down the drain...

642
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,776
by someone who don't know no better...

643
00:37:02,284 --> 00:37:03,308
or care.

644
00:37:03,385 --> 00:37:05,785
Calvin.
- Hey, baby.

645
00:37:05,854 --> 00:37:07,446
Can we talk in the back?

646
00:37:07,522 --> 00:37:10,355
That's coming right on off there.
See, that's smooth.

647
00:37:10,425 --> 00:37:14,225
When he get through, his face gonna
be real smooth, like Gary Coleman.

648
00:37:16,431 --> 00:37:18,365
Calvin, baby, what's going on?

649
00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:19,558
What you mean?

650
00:37:19,634 --> 00:37:23,070
Janelle called me and said that
she saw Lester Wallace in here.

651
00:37:23,138 --> 00:37:25,402
Why Janelle won't stay out
my business? God.

652
00:37:25,473 --> 00:37:28,636
When did you start doing business
with a loan shark like him?

653
00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:30,974
Lester Wallace is not a loan shark.
- Really?

654
00:37:31,046 --> 00:37:33,139
He's just a businessman from the street.

655
00:37:33,215 --> 00:37:35,809
Okay, but wait. Why was he here?

656
00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:37,476
To get a haircut.

657
00:37:37,986 --> 00:37:40,511
Calvin, Lester Wallace wears a hairpiece.

658
00:37:42,524 --> 00:37:45,857
He had to get that faded a little bit.
So, I just....

659
00:37:45,927 --> 00:37:48,623
No? All right. Come here.
Let me show you something.

660
00:37:48,697 --> 00:37:52,064
I'll show you something
that's gonna make you much happier.

661
00:37:58,006 --> 00:37:59,473
Check it out.

662
00:38:07,782 --> 00:38:09,374
What did you do?

663
00:38:09,784 --> 00:38:11,115
I sold the barbershop.

664
00:38:11,186 --> 00:38:13,654
You sold your father's barbershop
to Lester Wallace?

665
00:38:13,722 --> 00:38:14,882
Don't, "shh" me.

666
00:38:15,557 --> 00:38:18,151
We're trying to get
our recording studio started.

667
00:38:18,226 --> 00:38:20,251
Recording studio? Have you forgotten?

668
00:38:20,328 --> 00:38:22,694
You almost
electrocuted yourself this morning.

669
00:38:22,764 --> 00:38:25,756
What matters is, I made this move for us.
This is for us.

670
00:38:25,834 --> 00:38:27,495
Us?
- Yes.

671
00:38:28,003 --> 00:38:29,095
Tell me something.

672
00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:32,037
Why is it you make all these
spontaneous decisions...

673
00:38:32,107 --> 00:38:34,405
and then we got to get us out of it?

674
00:38:34,476 --> 00:38:35,465
Baby....

675
00:38:35,677 --> 00:38:39,135
I had to do something to get the monkey
off our back. That's what I did.

676
00:38:39,214 --> 00:38:42,672
But, listen.
Your grandfather opened this shop.

677
00:38:42,851 --> 00:38:45,752
He handed it down to your father,
who left it to you.

678
00:38:46,154 --> 00:38:50,591
And all he did was give away free haircuts.
Now they want freebies.

679
00:38:51,359 --> 00:38:55,591
He let all those barbers in there
use their station whenever they wanted to...

680
00:38:55,664 --> 00:38:59,361
pay rent whenever they wanted to,
and we're in debt because of that.

681
00:38:59,434 --> 00:39:00,924
It's because of him.

682
00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:03,833
I'm not gonna work my ass off for that.

683
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:05,700
Dinka. What're they saying?

684
00:39:05,774 --> 00:39:10,211
Something about a monkey coming back.
But his ass has too much pressure.

685
00:39:17,686 --> 00:39:20,621
You deserve more than this.
I'm trying to give you the world.

686
00:39:20,689 --> 00:39:22,714
You know what? I don't need the world.

687
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,588
I don't need Oprah's house.

688
00:39:25,226 --> 00:39:27,854
It's not Oprah's house.
It's Stedman's guesthouse...

689
00:39:27,929 --> 00:39:31,126
and it's a five-bedroom,
four-and-a-half bath...

690
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:33,565
with a Jacuzzi, pool...
- Listen.

691
00:39:33,635 --> 00:39:35,398
This shop had very little debt until...

692
00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:39,270
you started spending all the money
on those get-rich-quick schemes.

693
00:39:40,008 --> 00:39:43,000
It's my fault?
Let me hear you say it. It's my fault?

694
00:39:43,144 --> 00:39:44,441
Well, yeah, it's your fault.

695
00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:47,276
How is it my fault,
and I'm just trying to better myself?

696
00:39:47,349 --> 00:39:50,580
Wait a minute, I see what this is about.
This is about you.

697
00:39:52,687 --> 00:39:54,382
Okay.
- No.

698
00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:57,621
You know what? I mean, think about it.

699
00:39:57,692 --> 00:40:00,718
How could you sell this place?
I met you here.

700
00:40:01,696 --> 00:40:05,291
My father used to come here every Saturday.
He loved this place.

701
00:40:05,367 --> 00:40:08,530
You used to love it, too. What happened?

702
00:40:13,441 --> 00:40:16,501
You know what?
This is a little too much for me right now.

703
00:40:16,578 --> 00:40:19,604
You gonna mess around
and send me into premature labor.

704
00:40:19,681 --> 00:40:23,378
I can't believe you sold your father's shop.
- Jennifer....

705
00:40:32,093 --> 00:40:34,220
Still couldn't hear nothing.

706
00:40:34,829 --> 00:40:36,626
Can you help me with this shoe?

707
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,360
From the heel, dog. Let the toe go.

708
00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,870
Pull this sock off for me, too.
- Are these socks clean?

709
00:40:49,944 --> 00:40:51,969
They're my mama's socks, man.

710
00:40:52,447 --> 00:40:54,642
You know we wear the same size shoe?

711
00:40:57,419 --> 00:41:00,820
Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man.
I'm going to go get that for you.

712
00:41:00,889 --> 00:41:04,325
Oh, no. Hey. I'll go get the Band-Aid.

713
00:41:04,392 --> 00:41:06,656
'Cause you can't seem to do nothing right.

714
00:41:06,728 --> 00:41:08,855
You just stay here, work on the ATM.

715
00:41:10,031 --> 00:41:12,761
Damn. I mean, man, your foot's Jacked up.

716
00:41:13,168 --> 00:41:15,159
lt isn't nothing but some dead skin.

717
00:41:15,236 --> 00:41:19,400
All I need is some cocoa butter.
I can get that. Excuse me, player.

718
00:41:19,474 --> 00:41:20,771
Excuse me, dog.

719
00:41:21,376 --> 00:41:22,536
Oh, my God.
- Oh, God!

720
00:41:28,249 --> 00:41:30,410
Okay, man, are we straight or what?

721
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,957
Next.
- Hold on, man.

722
00:41:44,299 --> 00:41:46,324
$20, man.
- All right.

723
00:41:47,202 --> 00:41:50,899
Here's a little something extra
for Johnnie's shoe fund. Take care.

724
00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:57,170
Hold on, player.
- Wait!

725
00:41:57,312 --> 00:41:59,075
Hey, hook me up, Cal.

726
00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:01,377
See, I was next.
- No, I was here earlier.

727
00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:02,973
You got any money?

728
00:42:03,051 --> 00:42:05,417
-Man, I got your money--
-See, I got money too.

729
00:42:05,487 --> 00:42:06,886
I'll do you next.

730
00:42:08,523 --> 00:42:10,923
Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next.

731
00:42:11,159 --> 00:42:12,786
Either that or go see Eddie.

732
00:42:12,861 --> 00:42:15,159
I'm busy.
- I don't want to see Eddie.

733
00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:17,095
That's right. Come on. Take care.

734
00:42:17,165 --> 00:42:20,794
You know I got stuff to do, man.
Get these nose hairs for me.

735
00:42:20,869 --> 00:42:22,234
Nose hairs?

736
00:42:22,437 --> 00:42:25,964
You ain't got my money,
I'm going to get them ass hairs for you.

737
00:42:26,641 --> 00:42:29,804
I hear that Evander Holyfield
gonna put a Red Lobster in a church.

738
00:42:29,878 --> 00:42:32,039
How is he gonna call himself a man of God?

739
00:42:32,113 --> 00:42:33,740
You know what? You're right.

740
00:42:33,815 --> 00:42:37,444
When he down there in Georgia,
slinging his thing through half the state.

741
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,579
I bet that you all didn't even know
Jesus wasn't a Christian.

742
00:42:40,655 --> 00:42:42,088
He was a Jew.

743
00:42:42,157 --> 00:42:43,749
Hey, Jimmy.
- Yo.

744
00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:47,959
Why you always throwing out random trivia,
like you know everything?

745
00:42:48,029 --> 00:42:51,192
I don't think I know everything,
I'm saying that being educated...

746
00:42:51,266 --> 00:42:53,461
guarantees I won't spend
my life behind bars.

747
00:42:53,535 --> 00:42:56,527
That's what this is about?
Me being in the pen?

748
00:42:56,604 --> 00:42:59,095
I'm just saying...
- Who you talking about?

749
00:42:59,174 --> 00:43:02,905
I'm just saying, being educated means
you have opportunities.

750
00:43:02,977 --> 00:43:05,605
And the rest of us are doing what?
Biding our time?

751
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,841
Can you guys stop arguing for once?

752
00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:12,944
You're like a bunch of little kids.
Back and forth. I'm getting a headache.

753
00:43:13,021 --> 00:43:15,182
That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up.

754
00:43:15,256 --> 00:43:17,588
This isn't the end of the line
for Jimmy James.

755
00:43:17,659 --> 00:43:18,683
Well, leave.

756
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,728
You could do a lot worse
than being a barber.

757
00:43:20,795 --> 00:43:22,490
And a lot better.

758
00:43:22,564 --> 00:43:25,863
And don't hate me 'cause I'm
trying to make something of myself.

759
00:43:25,934 --> 00:43:29,199
Black Picasso of the ghetto!
- Barber's a respectable occupation.

760
00:43:29,270 --> 00:43:31,261
I'll have my own mural, my own shop.

761
00:43:31,339 --> 00:43:34,775
I might even take over this shop
if Calvin don't give it to his son.

762
00:43:34,842 --> 00:43:38,039
Let me tell you something.
You will never own a black barbershop.

763
00:43:38,112 --> 00:43:41,104
I will if I want to.
- If Tony Roma can make ribs better...

764
00:43:41,182 --> 00:43:43,878
than black people,
Isaac can own a black barbershop.

765
00:43:43,952 --> 00:43:45,579
Ribs better than black people?

766
00:43:45,653 --> 00:43:49,180
You want some good ribs?
You should go over to CandK on 75th.

767
00:43:49,257 --> 00:43:51,987
Tony Roma boils his ribs.
That is not authentic.

768
00:43:53,394 --> 00:43:55,385
No. Tony Roma's is delicious.

769
00:43:55,463 --> 00:43:57,795
You know, I don't see white or black.

770
00:43:57,865 --> 00:44:00,629
I just see red sauce on everything.

771
00:44:01,202 --> 00:44:02,533
Well, you're new here.

772
00:44:02,604 --> 00:44:04,572
He don't boil his ribs.
- I like them.

773
00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:06,334
Know what? Jimmy got a point.

774
00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:08,807
Because nobody in here
want to be a barber...

775
00:44:08,876 --> 00:44:10,639
for the rest of their life.

776
00:44:10,712 --> 00:44:12,873
Thank you. That's all I'm saying.

777
00:44:12,947 --> 00:44:14,278
I like cutting hair.

778
00:44:14,349 --> 00:44:18,012
Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman.
I mean, it's respectable.

779
00:44:18,086 --> 00:44:20,213
And I must admit I like it.

780
00:44:20,288 --> 00:44:22,188
So I guess I agree with Terri.

781
00:44:23,124 --> 00:44:25,388
You agree with everything Terri say.

782
00:44:25,593 --> 00:44:28,528
Watch it, Jimmy.
- You a hater.

783
00:44:29,397 --> 00:44:31,456
No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

784
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:32,993
Hey, Lamar.

785
00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:35,867
Run, nigger. Look at him go.

786
00:44:35,937 --> 00:44:37,427
Be right back.

787
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:44,175
Hey, Lamar.
Don't bring your skinny ass back.

788
00:44:47,081 --> 00:44:50,539
See that? That's why you can't have
no business in the ghetto.

789
00:44:56,691 --> 00:44:58,682
You must not know me.

790
00:44:59,227 --> 00:45:01,286
Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest.

791
00:45:01,429 --> 00:45:03,522
I'll whup into you like that, boy.

792
00:45:07,435 --> 00:45:09,699
Now, I'm gonna have to poke you.

793
00:45:10,471 --> 00:45:12,268
Oh, I think I got it.

794
00:45:12,674 --> 00:45:14,608
Just give us the money.

795
00:45:19,814 --> 00:45:21,577
What's my mama's code?

796
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,219
Thank you, cutie.

797
00:45:27,288 --> 00:45:29,779
You're welcome, my beautiful black sister.

798
00:45:31,359 --> 00:45:32,690
What's up, little man?

799
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,387
I got an announcement to make.

800
00:45:34,462 --> 00:45:35,986
I bought some more apple juice.

801
00:45:36,064 --> 00:45:38,294
And I want nobody in here to drink it.

802
00:45:38,366 --> 00:45:41,802
Have some respect and decency
for other people's stuff.

803
00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:44,633
What you looking at me for?
- Because I know you drank it.

804
00:45:44,706 --> 00:45:46,833
Did you see me drink it?
-I don't care.

805
00:45:46,908 --> 00:45:48,842
I'm being real nice right now.

806
00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:52,277
Don't touch my apple juice,
or there will be repercussions.

807
00:45:52,347 --> 00:45:55,441
You know what? Repercussion, my nuts.
- Grow some.

808
00:45:55,516 --> 00:45:57,450
You hear that?

809
00:46:02,857 --> 00:46:04,222
Barbershop.

810
00:46:07,228 --> 00:46:08,525
Terri, it's Kevin.

811
00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:10,325
I'm not here.

812
00:46:10,398 --> 00:46:12,298
What?
- I'm not here.

813
00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:14,294
I know you heard that.

814
00:46:15,103 --> 00:46:16,434
All right.

815
00:46:17,705 --> 00:46:20,538
Let's kill all this applause, now,
because we all know...

816
00:46:20,608 --> 00:46:23,771
that she's gonna go right back to him
just like she always do.

817
00:46:23,845 --> 00:46:26,336
Don't make me run these
clippers up your ass.

818
00:46:26,414 --> 00:46:29,110
Might need some help with that.
- She told you.

819
00:46:30,752 --> 00:46:32,242
Terri, you all right?

820
00:46:40,261 --> 00:46:41,728
I should thank you.

821
00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:42,918
For what?

822
00:46:42,997 --> 00:46:46,091
This morning,
I made such a spectacle of myself.

823
00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:48,864
But your words were kind.

824
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:52,005
I believe they were, "Stay strong, brother."

825
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,968
Something like that.
How much I owe you for this?

826
00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:58,102
For one brief, embarrassing moment,
I chose to give up.

827
00:46:58,212 --> 00:47:00,908
But your words
were just the reminder I needed.

828
00:47:01,115 --> 00:47:03,049
Perhaps insignificant to you...

829
00:47:03,117 --> 00:47:05,278
but sometimes I think...

830
00:47:05,353 --> 00:47:09,881
we are unaware of how the little
things for us can be so huge for others.

831
00:47:11,192 --> 00:47:12,682
Hey, honeybun.

832
00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:15,124
Hey, boo.
- This is just too much. Hi.

833
00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:19,228
It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo.

834
00:47:20,568 --> 00:47:22,661
Anyway, I do find it amusing
that the people...

835
00:47:22,737 --> 00:47:25,501
who stole my ATM
will not get any money out of it.

836
00:47:25,573 --> 00:47:27,837
Oh, yeah. You can't break into those things.

837
00:47:27,909 --> 00:47:30,935
'Cause there is no money in it.
It is brand new.

838
00:47:31,012 --> 00:47:33,003
It had not even been loaded yet.

839
00:47:33,181 --> 00:47:35,081
There's no money in it?

840
00:47:35,883 --> 00:47:37,544
That's a trip.
- Yes.

841
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,684
How much I owe you for this?
- No. Put your money away.

842
00:47:41,756 --> 00:47:44,122
You take this. This is for you.

843
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,720
Thanks, man.

844
00:47:48,496 --> 00:47:50,361
So, what you gonna do?

845
00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:55,164
I rebuild.
I fix the store, and I stay right here.

846
00:47:56,237 --> 00:47:58,102
The fight must go on.

847
00:47:59,140 --> 00:48:01,438
Either that, or I go back to India.

848
00:48:01,509 --> 00:48:03,943
India? I thought you were from Pakistan.

849
00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:06,571
Heavens, no.
Who would tell you such a thing?

850
00:48:06,647 --> 00:48:07,671
Jimmy.

851
00:48:07,748 --> 00:48:12,378
No, India. PunJab State.
Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though.

852
00:48:12,453 --> 00:48:14,148
Thanks, man, I appreciate this.

853
00:48:14,222 --> 00:48:15,917
Your words were payment enough.

854
00:48:15,990 --> 00:48:18,185
What else can I have...
- No, that's all you get.

855
00:48:18,259 --> 00:48:20,022
What about those...
- No.

856
00:48:21,729 --> 00:48:25,722
Thanks for the juice, man.
- You're welcome. I'll see you soon.

857
00:48:27,541 --> 00:48:29,702
Fellows, what's up?

858
00:48:29,777 --> 00:48:31,335
Got the shoes.

859
00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:32,902
Hey, Checkers.
- You got them?

860
00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:34,447
You got the shoes.

861
00:48:35,282 --> 00:48:37,307
I'll show you how to play.

862
00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:42,484
I'll show you how to play some hardball!

863
00:48:42,556 --> 00:48:44,251
Y'all, look at this lady.

864
00:48:44,325 --> 00:48:46,657
Give it up!
- Now you're talking!

865
00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:50,092
Come over here. You got to see this.
You're missing it!

866
00:48:50,164 --> 00:48:52,894
Somebody out there doing somebody's car?

867
00:48:53,033 --> 00:48:54,466
Damn!

868
00:48:54,568 --> 00:48:57,560
She wanna be real, crack that windshield!
That's what I'd do!

869
00:48:57,638 --> 00:49:01,039
I'll get you good!
I'm gonna get you real good!

870
00:49:02,876 --> 00:49:05,868
Man, what kind of car is it?
- Toyota Camry.

871
00:49:07,214 --> 00:49:10,377
Wait, that's a good car.
I got one of them. I just bought one.

872
00:49:10,451 --> 00:49:11,440
Sick!

873
00:49:11,518 --> 00:49:12,883
What color is it?

874
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,178
Silver.

875
00:49:14,254 --> 00:49:15,881
Pimp! Player!

876
00:49:16,357 --> 00:49:17,619
That's a good color.

877
00:49:17,691 --> 00:49:21,422
It got a chrome rocker panel?

878
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,090
That's my car!

879
00:49:30,671 --> 00:49:34,664
What the hell you doing? That's my car!
Stop hitting on my car!

880
00:49:34,742 --> 00:49:36,369
This is Malcolm Brown's car.

881
00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:38,673
Put the bat down!
I don't know Bobby Brown!

882
00:49:38,746 --> 00:49:41,010
Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car!

883
00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:43,311
Stop it! Put the bat down!

884
00:49:43,384 --> 00:49:46,683
This ain't Malcolm Brown car?
- This ain't no Malcolm Brown.

885
00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,312
I just bought it!

886
00:49:48,389 --> 00:49:50,186
It look like Malcolm Brown car.

887
00:49:50,257 --> 00:49:53,158
Lady, I don't care what it look like!
It's my car.

888
00:49:53,927 --> 00:49:56,088
Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car?

889
00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:58,131
Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown?

890
00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:01,224
Damn. Well, my bad.

891
00:50:01,769 --> 00:50:03,703
Your what? What you say?

892
00:50:03,904 --> 00:50:04,893
Your bad?

893
00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:09,073
I hope I never make a woman that angry.

894
00:50:12,112 --> 00:50:13,204
Hey, Ricky.

895
00:50:14,448 --> 00:50:15,506
What's up?

896
00:50:17,818 --> 00:50:19,911
I'm feeling to go get some fish.

897
00:50:20,454 --> 00:50:21,648
So, Ricky...

898
00:50:21,955 --> 00:50:26,688
what advice can you offer a guy like me
on the art of wooing women?

899
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:27,986
On what?

900
00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:30,490
You know, getting the hookup...

901
00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:35,160
the digits, the skins, ill nana,
snappy nappy, oochie wallie?

902
00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:37,560
Yo, just be yourself.

903
00:50:38,605 --> 00:50:42,166
I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund.

904
00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:44,470
There's too much of myself to go around.

905
00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:47,207
Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers
pulling good ass.

906
00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:50,148
Look at Biggie, Heavy D.

907
00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:52,708
They were world-famous rappers.

908
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,513
I, on the other hand,
am an overweight barber from West Africa...

909
00:50:57,758 --> 00:50:59,749
with a fondness for poetry.

910
00:51:00,194 --> 00:51:03,391
Attitude will put you on. Confidence.

911
00:51:03,764 --> 00:51:04,753
Okay.

912
00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:09,660
She got to know that, at a moment's notice,
you know, you will not hesitate...

913
00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:12,102
to put the pimp hand down
on Jesus himself...

914
00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:15,073
if he ever made the mistake of
disrespecting her.

915
00:51:17,311 --> 00:51:20,371
How you think Captain Kirk
got all that booty?

916
00:51:26,153 --> 00:51:27,245
Yes!

917
00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:30,447
Thank you, brother!

918
00:51:30,991 --> 00:51:32,151
Put me down.

919
00:51:37,030 --> 00:51:39,055
Hey, Calvin.
- What's up man?

920
00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:40,664
Got them shoes!

921
00:51:41,568 --> 00:51:43,399
I was just looking at these!

922
00:52:03,357 --> 00:52:05,450
How are you doing, Mr. Wallace?

923
00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:07,256
This is Calvin.

924
00:52:07,828 --> 00:52:11,127
You think it'd be all right
if I come through there and talk to you?

925
00:52:12,566 --> 00:52:15,899
First thing I'm gonna do, get a tattoo.

926
00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:19,003
Say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug."

927
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:25,611
Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself
a Bentley with some 20s on it.

928
00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:27,943
That's what I'm going to do. Thanks to you.

929
00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:33,476
I'm going to get some 25s.

930
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:37,019
And you the reason why.
That's what I'm going to do.

931
00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:43,762
You wanna act like you ain't giving it up,
but I'm going to get that, just like I got you.

932
00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:45,991
And you better have my money.

933
00:52:49,870 --> 00:52:51,497
Oh, no!

934
00:53:00,814 --> 00:53:02,042
Help me!

935
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,718
Somebody help me!

936
00:53:05,786 --> 00:53:08,414
Damn! Open this door!

937
00:53:08,722 --> 00:53:11,486
Who is it?
- It's the manager! Open this door!

938
00:53:11,658 --> 00:53:14,024
What's going on up in there?
- Nothing.

939
00:53:14,094 --> 00:53:16,961
What you mean, nothing?
What the hell is that smell?

940
00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:19,999
I got diarrhea.
- Diarrhea? If you done messed up...

941
00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:22,228
How come you up here like you the police?

942
00:53:22,302 --> 00:53:25,760
If you done messed up this room...
- Ain't nobody messed up your room.

943
00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:27,534
You better open up this door!

944
00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:30,270
Diarrhea, my ass.
I ain't got to worry about you.

945
00:53:30,344 --> 00:53:34,041
Why are your keys Jingling out there?
Come in this room and see what happens.

946
00:53:34,114 --> 00:53:35,581
I'm calling the cops!

947
00:53:35,649 --> 00:53:37,674
Call the cops, then.
- You better...

948
00:53:37,751 --> 00:53:39,685
See how you like it when the cops come.

949
00:53:39,753 --> 00:53:43,052
Wait a minute. I take that back!
Don't do that. Come back!

950
00:53:43,257 --> 00:53:44,246
Damn!

951
00:53:45,092 --> 00:53:47,117
I'm calling the cops on you two!

952
00:53:55,869 --> 00:53:57,131
What the hell?

953
00:53:57,204 --> 00:53:58,364
Put it down.

954
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,705
Watch your toes.

955
00:54:08,181 --> 00:54:10,615
All right, this is what we going to do.

956
00:54:10,684 --> 00:54:12,914
I'm going to take this
to my grandmama's house.

957
00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:15,580
And I want you to see
what the word on the street is.

958
00:54:15,656 --> 00:54:19,057
Just hang out at the barbershop.
You sure you can handle that?

959
00:54:19,793 --> 00:54:22,057
Do I have to draw you a picture?
- No.

960
00:54:23,563 --> 00:54:27,397
But can I go change my drawers first?
Because they sticking to me.

961
00:54:27,634 --> 00:54:28,862
Yeah.
- Thank you.

962
00:54:28,935 --> 00:54:32,302
But when you're at the barbershop,
you keep your mouth shut.

963
00:54:33,307 --> 00:54:36,071
I want you to be inconspicuous.

964
00:54:36,476 --> 00:54:39,104
The Panthers,
you got to give it up to them...

965
00:54:39,179 --> 00:54:41,704
Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson...

966
00:54:41,782 --> 00:54:44,410
and you got to give it up
to Rosa Parks, period.

967
00:54:44,484 --> 00:54:47,612
Because they was deep,
and they was on the front line in the '60s.

968
00:54:47,688 --> 00:54:50,418
Who the hell is Rosa Parks?
- Who's Rosa Parks?

969
00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:53,357
She's only the founder of
the modern civil rights movement.

970
00:54:53,427 --> 00:54:57,056
'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus?
- Come on, you know who she is.

971
00:54:57,130 --> 00:54:58,529
Man, she was tired.

972
00:54:58,598 --> 00:55:01,362
That's what you do when you tired.
You sit your ass down.

973
00:55:01,435 --> 00:55:05,462
I sat on a bus and got thrown in Jail,
and ain't hear from nobody in a whole week.

974
00:55:05,539 --> 00:55:07,837
Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners.

975
00:55:07,908 --> 00:55:09,808
I done told you twice.
- Come on.

976
00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:12,606
You know what?
He need to hear this. You sit down.

977
00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:14,874
You sit down. You need to hear this, too.

978
00:55:14,948 --> 00:55:16,347
Sit down, Rayford.

979
00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:20,748
I probably wouldn't say this
in front of white folk.

980
00:55:20,821 --> 00:55:22,914
But in front of y'all, I'll speak my mind.

981
00:55:22,989 --> 00:55:26,083
Rosa Parks ain't do nothing...

982
00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:28,787
but sit her black ass down.

983
00:55:28,862 --> 00:55:31,023
No, Eddie, you're wrong.

984
00:55:31,131 --> 00:55:34,259
Hold on, now, Seinfeld.

985
00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:35,733
You might learn something now.

986
00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:38,965
I'm gonna give her just due
for what she did.

987
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:41,439
Her act led to the movement
and everything...

988
00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:43,942
but she damn sure ain't special.

989
00:55:44,010 --> 00:55:48,071
It was a whole lot of black folk
sat down on buses...

990
00:55:48,148 --> 00:55:52,676
and they got thrown in Jail,
and they did it way before Rosa did!

991
00:55:52,753 --> 00:55:55,017
Only difference between them and her...

992
00:55:55,088 --> 00:55:58,148
is that she was a secretary
at the NAACCP...

993
00:55:58,258 --> 00:56:02,422
and she know Martin Luther King,
and they got a lot of publicity.

994
00:56:02,629 --> 00:56:05,530
To me it sound like you got
a little haterism in your game.

995
00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:10,127
Like hell! This ain't no hateration,
or no holleration in this dancery, okay?

996
00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:14,867
What I'm saying is,
is that black people need to stop lying.

997
00:56:15,575 --> 00:56:19,272
There's three things that
black people need to tell the truth about.

998
00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:22,244
One, Rodney King
should have got his ass beat...

999
00:56:22,315 --> 00:56:25,307
for driving drunk
and being pulled over in a Hyundai.

1000
00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,444
Two, O.J. did it.

1001
00:56:27,521 --> 00:56:29,921
O.J. did it? Oh, man!

1002
00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:33,585
And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing
but sit her black ass down.

1003
00:56:34,027 --> 00:56:35,756
That's right! I said it!

1004
00:56:37,597 --> 00:56:41,192
I'm going to back you up on that,
'cause he was on the bus back in the day.

1005
00:56:41,268 --> 00:56:42,860
And he on the bus now.

1006
00:56:43,336 --> 00:56:45,861
Not only is what you're saying not true...

1007
00:56:46,006 --> 00:56:49,999
it's wrong and disrespectful
for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.

1008
00:56:50,110 --> 00:56:51,702
Wait. Hold on here.

1009
00:56:51,778 --> 00:56:54,770
Is this a barbershop?
- Yes, it is.

1010
00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:58,578
I mean, if we can't talk
straight in a barbershop...

1011
00:56:58,652 --> 00:57:01,052
then where can we talk straight?
Nowhere else.

1012
00:57:01,121 --> 00:57:04,613
You know, this ain't nothing but
healthy conversation. That's all.

1013
00:57:04,691 --> 00:57:06,181
Tearing Rosa Parks down?

1014
00:57:06,259 --> 00:57:09,194
There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop!
You know that.

1015
00:57:09,262 --> 00:57:13,494
You can talk about whoever and whatever,
whenever you want to in a barbershop.

1016
00:57:13,967 --> 00:57:15,832
You know you wrong, keep on walking.

1017
00:57:15,902 --> 00:57:19,463
You're walking by yourself.
I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing.

1018
00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:23,134
You better not never let Jesse Jackson
hear you talking like that.

1019
00:57:24,878 --> 00:57:26,641
Man, fuck Jesse Jackson!

1020
00:57:32,419 --> 00:57:36,014
Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action,
I'll take them all on!

1021
00:57:37,190 --> 00:57:38,623
That's what I got to say!

1022
00:57:38,692 --> 00:57:40,717
Man, I love this place.

1023
00:57:40,894 --> 00:57:43,124
To make that paper,
you see what I'm saying?

1024
00:57:43,196 --> 00:57:45,255
Man, you got to have it with you.

1025
00:57:45,332 --> 00:57:47,766
What's up, man? Where you going?

1026
00:57:47,868 --> 00:57:51,065
You can't just walk past me
like you don't see me.

1027
00:57:51,738 --> 00:57:53,433
I'm talking to you, dog!

1028
00:57:53,507 --> 00:57:57,466
You can't just walk past me like that.
What, you Magic Juan or something?

1029
00:57:58,345 --> 00:58:00,677
Is Mr. Wallace in there?
- He here.

1030
00:58:00,981 --> 00:58:02,972
I lead. You follow.

1031
00:58:05,218 --> 00:58:06,617
Okay, lead.

1032
00:58:07,854 --> 00:58:10,345
Two steps, motherfucker, two steps.

1033
00:58:11,057 --> 00:58:12,285
You know, Calvin...

1034
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:18,127
I have never come across anybody
just wanting to give me my money back.

1035
00:58:19,432 --> 00:58:21,161
The whole thing, frankly...

1036
00:58:22,168 --> 00:58:23,965
vexes me, to be honest.

1037
00:58:24,204 --> 00:58:29,164
I swear to God, I'm not trying to vex you.
I don't even know what that mean.

1038
00:58:29,242 --> 00:58:32,211
All I'm saying is,
I done had a change of heart.

1039
00:58:32,279 --> 00:58:34,611
I had all day to think about it.

1040
00:58:36,016 --> 00:58:39,850
If I'm going to lose my shop,
I just don't want to lose it this way.

1041
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,581
Which way is that?

1042
00:58:46,026 --> 00:58:50,360
My money ain't good enough for you?
I'm just some old street doo-doo, is that it?

1043
00:58:50,430 --> 00:58:53,058
You walk your black ass
into some white man's bank...

1044
00:58:53,133 --> 00:58:56,660
and you'll find out
that I'm the only friend you got.

1045
00:58:58,939 --> 00:59:01,965
On the subJect of the money
I gave you this morning...

1046
00:59:02,108 --> 00:59:05,600
the money is yours, the shop is mine.

1047
00:59:08,548 --> 00:59:12,712
But I'd be willing to call off the whole deal...

1048
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,055
if you were to get me my money by, say...

1049
00:59:18,158 --> 00:59:19,386
7:00.

1050
00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:25,858
No problem. I could do better than that.
Give it to you right now.

1051
00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:31,962
$40,000.

1052
00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:36,067
But you only gave me $20,000.

1053
00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:38,474
That's double.

1054
00:59:40,013 --> 00:59:42,846
You expect me to pay you double by 7:00?

1055
00:59:44,317 --> 00:59:46,012
Come on, Mr. Wallace.

1056
00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:47,743
Get out of my office.

1057
00:59:54,594 --> 00:59:58,155
Here go your money back.
I'm putting it right here on the table for you.

1058
00:59:58,231 --> 01:00:01,200
I'm sorry about any misunderstanding, or...

1059
01:00:01,534 --> 01:00:04,992
if I led you on in any kind of way,
I'm sorry...

1060
01:00:05,071 --> 01:00:07,596
but I can't sell my shop to you.

1061
01:00:18,818 --> 01:00:20,843
You forgot something.
- That's not mine.

1062
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,821
What you mean?
- I don't want it. You keep it.

1063
01:00:23,890 --> 01:00:26,916
You going to take this money.
How you gonna renege?

1064
01:00:26,993 --> 01:00:28,153
You keep it!

1065
01:00:30,764 --> 01:00:32,493
No, man, you keep it!

1066
01:00:32,565 --> 01:00:34,362
You forgot something!

1067
01:00:35,101 --> 01:00:38,662
Take this money!
- I don't want it!

1068
01:00:39,072 --> 01:00:42,098
Do I look like Barry Sanders?
Do I look like Lawrence Taylor?

1069
01:00:42,175 --> 01:00:45,110
I don't want it!
- Shut up! I got a Job to do!

1070
01:00:45,178 --> 01:00:47,339
And you ain't allowing me to do it.

1071
01:00:47,447 --> 01:00:48,846
Come on. Hold on.

1072
01:00:53,486 --> 01:00:54,578
Damn!

1073
01:01:00,393 --> 01:01:04,659
What the hell is wrong with you?
Got me running all over the goddamn place.

1074
01:01:06,266 --> 01:01:09,497
This money's yours. You hear me?

1075
01:01:10,537 --> 01:01:11,526
Yeah.

1076
01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:23,214
My grandmama home.

1077
01:01:23,883 --> 01:01:26,647
Girl, you got a great future behind you.

1078
01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:34,020
Oh, shit!

1079
01:01:58,785 --> 01:02:00,047
What the fuck?

1080
01:02:11,664 --> 01:02:13,791
What the hell am I gonna do?

1081
01:02:23,910 --> 01:02:25,172
6-0-5....

1082
01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:30,182
613, we've got a 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan.

1083
01:02:32,552 --> 01:02:34,850
That's us, man. Come on, we got to go.

1084
01:02:34,921 --> 01:02:36,786
Forget about the cash.

1085
01:02:37,056 --> 01:02:39,081
You got to buy lunch.
I don't have any money.

1086
01:02:39,159 --> 01:02:40,387
Let's go.

1087
01:02:57,677 --> 01:02:59,406
The machine broke, y'all!

1088
01:03:02,015 --> 01:03:03,846
I said, the machine broke!

1089
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,160
Wait, I'm sorry I messed up
your flowers and everything.

1090
01:03:19,332 --> 01:03:20,924
They were real pretty.

1091
01:03:23,603 --> 01:03:24,968
You talking to me?

1092
01:03:25,038 --> 01:03:27,336
You the only one standing here, right?

1093
01:03:27,607 --> 01:03:30,371
Yes, this is true.

1094
01:03:31,945 --> 01:03:33,572
And the card...

1095
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:37,213
what it said, it was pretty, too.

1096
01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:40,119
You wrote that yourself?

1097
01:03:40,286 --> 01:03:41,344
No.

1098
01:03:42,188 --> 01:03:44,884
Actually, that's a love poem...

1099
01:03:45,525 --> 01:03:47,789
by a man named Pablo Neruda.

1100
01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:51,487
He knows what to say.

1101
01:03:54,534 --> 01:03:56,559
Got me feeling all gentle.

1102
01:04:40,847 --> 01:04:44,647
So, Terri,
I know you have a boyfriend and everything.

1103
01:04:45,518 --> 01:04:48,351
But, you know...

1104
01:04:49,055 --> 01:04:50,682
I was wondering...

1105
01:04:50,757 --> 01:04:53,817
maybe we could, you...
- Kevin.

1106
01:04:54,527 --> 01:04:55,687
Brother K.

1107
01:04:59,132 --> 01:05:01,623
Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother.

1108
01:05:05,538 --> 01:05:07,199
These are for you.

1109
01:05:09,509 --> 01:05:10,874
We need to talk.

1110
01:05:11,077 --> 01:05:12,704
Hold on a second, baby.

1111
01:05:12,845 --> 01:05:15,541
Super-Size-Me Mandela,
you wanna get up off my neck?

1112
01:05:15,615 --> 01:05:17,173
Hold on a second, baby.

1113
01:05:17,250 --> 01:05:19,411
What, you don't understand English?

1114
01:05:20,787 --> 01:05:21,879
Stop.

1115
01:05:23,089 --> 01:05:24,613
Be gone, Mandingo.
- Kevin.

1116
01:05:24,691 --> 01:05:26,318
I'm talking to my lady.

1117
01:05:28,728 --> 01:05:31,322
Can you believe Shaka-Zulu?
- Listen!

1118
01:05:31,931 --> 01:05:33,728
I need to say something.

1119
01:05:35,101 --> 01:05:38,662
All right, I don't know exactly
what I'm trying to say, but...

1120
01:05:39,205 --> 01:05:41,070
I love you.
- Bullshit.

1121
01:05:41,374 --> 01:05:42,864
You know that.

1122
01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:46,475
Everybody up in here knows this.

1123
01:05:46,746 --> 01:05:50,978
So look, why don't we just go outside...

1124
01:05:53,553 --> 01:05:55,282
talk about this?

1125
01:05:56,389 --> 01:05:57,413
Come on.

1126
01:06:07,734 --> 01:06:08,792
No.

1127
01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:11,033
I can't do this no more.
- Do what?

1128
01:06:11,104 --> 01:06:13,197
This. Us. This game.

1129
01:06:13,272 --> 01:06:14,864
I ain't playing games, baby.

1130
01:06:14,941 --> 01:06:16,670
Let's just move on.

1131
01:06:17,276 --> 01:06:20,074
So, what, you just gonna break up with me?

1132
01:06:22,815 --> 01:06:24,612
You're breaking up with me?

1133
01:06:25,318 --> 01:06:27,479
I mean, come on, baby. Look at you.

1134
01:06:27,687 --> 01:06:30,212
You ain't even all that fine.
You just average.

1135
01:06:30,289 --> 01:06:32,416
I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed.

1136
01:06:32,492 --> 01:06:35,017
You do that thing. But I can find better.

1137
01:06:36,696 --> 01:06:38,960
I didn't mean that. See, I want you.

1138
01:06:43,636 --> 01:06:44,728
You are...

1139
01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:47,097
sorry.

1140
01:06:47,173 --> 01:06:49,038
You're so sorry.

1141
01:06:50,109 --> 01:06:52,100
Leave. Get out.

1142
01:06:52,378 --> 01:06:54,471
Don't put your finger in my...
- Leave.

1143
01:06:54,547 --> 01:06:57,141
I do want...
- Out! Clown!

1144
01:07:04,357 --> 01:07:06,154
Gonna get my blade.

1145
01:07:09,962 --> 01:07:11,793
Cut me somebody up in here.

1146
01:07:15,501 --> 01:07:17,230
That's a safari punch!

1147
01:07:19,505 --> 01:07:20,995
Get him on out of here.

1148
01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:23,804
I'm gonna call your mom
and tell her what happened!

1149
01:07:23,876 --> 01:07:25,605
Dinka, boma ye!

1150
01:07:27,346 --> 01:07:29,337
Fool almost messed up my part.

1151
01:08:01,747 --> 01:08:03,146
Damn!

1152
01:08:13,659 --> 01:08:15,524
Ray-Ray?
- It's me.

1153
01:08:15,595 --> 01:08:19,292
They said you was working in the street.
I didn't know you was cleaning them!

1154
01:08:19,365 --> 01:08:21,265
What you got?
- Nothing.

1155
01:08:21,567 --> 01:08:23,558
Do you and nothing need a ride?
- Yeah.

1156
01:08:23,970 --> 01:08:25,995
Bring that nothing on. Come on.

1157
01:08:30,576 --> 01:08:33,443
Can you see all right?
I'll watch out on this side.

1158
01:08:33,813 --> 01:08:35,110
Just right around the corner.

1159
01:08:36,582 --> 01:08:39,210
Thanks.
- Okay, you take care, now.

1160
01:08:39,285 --> 01:08:41,947
Good to have you here in Chicago.
Welcome to the Bulls.

1161
01:08:42,021 --> 01:08:44,114
Michael who?

1162
01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:46,454
See you on Sports Center.
- See y'all soon.

1163
01:08:46,526 --> 01:08:49,324
If he can't be the best,
he can go to hell, too.

1164
01:08:50,530 --> 01:08:52,122
They're going be good.

1165
01:08:54,634 --> 01:08:56,659
What the hell is you looking at?

1166
01:08:56,936 --> 01:08:58,164
I'm curious, man.

1167
01:08:58,237 --> 01:09:01,035
I've been getting my hair cut here
since I was a kid.

1168
01:09:01,107 --> 01:09:03,575
And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair.

1169
01:09:03,643 --> 01:09:06,612
I got plenty of customers.
You just come on the wrong day.

1170
01:09:06,679 --> 01:09:09,671
That's Monday to Saturday,
except Sunday, when we're closed.

1171
01:09:09,749 --> 01:09:11,273
Don't worry, Booker T.

1172
01:09:11,817 --> 01:09:15,344
You think you could hook me up
like lverson? 'Cause that's my dog.

1173
01:09:15,421 --> 01:09:17,480
Fade away, boo-yah!

1174
01:09:17,857 --> 01:09:20,917
What you laughing at?
- Don't hate on me 'cause you a sellout.

1175
01:09:20,993 --> 01:09:23,427
I didn't hear that.
- You heard me, "Bourgie" Banton.

1176
01:09:23,496 --> 01:09:26,556
You got the black girlfriend,
the ride, and I'm a sell-out?

1177
01:09:26,632 --> 01:09:29,396
You're nothing but a minstrel show
turned on its ear.

1178
01:09:29,468 --> 01:09:33,063
Al Jolson in a FUBU hat.
Blackface for the new millennium.

1179
01:09:33,139 --> 01:09:36,973
You think you could hook me up with
your black girlfriend, white girlfriends...

1180
01:09:37,043 --> 01:09:39,978
With your higher education,
how come you only talk about me?

1181
01:09:40,046 --> 01:09:43,482
'Cause you don't belong here.
The white barbershop is uptown.

1182
01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:46,746
You know what l think?
You wish you were me.

1183
01:09:46,986 --> 01:09:50,114
You wish you had my fly-ass girlfriend
and my pimped-out ride.

1184
01:09:50,189 --> 01:09:53,852
Man, you even wish you had my clothes,
my style, my walk.

1185
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:58,590
Why you think my fly-ass girl ain't with you?
'Cause your little bitch ass can't compete.

1186
01:09:58,664 --> 01:10:01,997
I got news for you, white boy.
You're not black.

1187
01:10:02,068 --> 01:10:06,368
I'm blacker than you, and in your best day,
you could never be me.

1188
01:10:07,506 --> 01:10:10,304
-You gonna take that?
-Turn it up like this.

1189
01:10:23,222 --> 01:10:25,087
Come on! What you got on me?

1190
01:11:19,512 --> 01:11:21,537
Come on, what you gonna give me for it?

1191
01:11:21,614 --> 01:11:23,741
Man, that piece of Junk barely run.

1192
01:11:24,050 --> 01:11:25,039
It run.

1193
01:11:25,651 --> 01:11:29,451
It's the hottest thing on the street.
All the youngsters asking me about it.

1194
01:11:29,522 --> 01:11:30,819
Cutlass Sierra?

1195
01:11:31,023 --> 01:11:35,221
All it need is a little paint and a tune-up,
'cause it backfires just about that much.

1196
01:11:35,294 --> 01:11:38,593
A little? Man, every time you go home,
I think I'm in a drive-by.

1197
01:11:38,664 --> 01:11:42,327
I can't put that on my lot, man.
I got a reputation to think about.

1198
01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:45,159
Understand?

1199
01:11:46,005 --> 01:11:47,632
No, I don't understand.

1200
01:11:48,974 --> 01:11:49,941
Lunch?

1201
01:11:51,844 --> 01:11:53,106
Thanks.

1202
01:11:53,245 --> 01:11:54,906
I got that plate number.

1203
01:11:56,449 --> 01:12:01,011
Also, there were a bunch of people lined up
at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart.

1204
01:12:01,087 --> 01:12:02,076
So?

1205
01:12:02,154 --> 01:12:04,554
It just showed up, and then it was gone.

1206
01:12:06,058 --> 01:12:08,026
Let's go. Come on.

1207
01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,195
I heard, on BET,
we supposed to make some money.

1208
01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:14,727
Black people supposed to be
getting some money called reparations.

1209
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,734
Everybody here
would love to get a handout.

1210
01:12:16,802 --> 01:12:20,533
lf they handing it out,
I won't turn down nothing but my collar.

1211
01:12:22,007 --> 01:12:25,067
Not everybody think
reparations is a good idea, dog.

1212
01:12:25,144 --> 01:12:26,441
It's stupid.

1213
01:12:26,512 --> 01:12:27,979
I'm surprised to hear that.

1214
01:12:28,047 --> 01:12:31,346
I figured you'd make a case
for how slavery got y'all oppressed...

1215
01:12:31,417 --> 01:12:33,749
how the white man
got his foot on your neck.

1216
01:12:33,819 --> 01:12:36,413
Giving out money wouldn't do nothing.
Look at Hammer.

1217
01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:39,458
That boy ain't doing nothing
but infomercials for bad credit.

1218
01:12:39,525 --> 01:12:41,288
Slavery, it ruined my whole life.

1219
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:44,022
I don't know what y'all say,
I ain't taking reparations.

1220
01:12:44,096 --> 01:12:46,860
As a black man,
I got my pride and my dignity.

1221
01:12:47,533 --> 01:12:50,195
That's bull. You know why?
Because you got bills.

1222
01:12:50,269 --> 01:12:52,499
Your brothers ain't letting no money get by.

1223
01:12:52,571 --> 01:12:54,801
Next, you'll talk about
how Jews got money...

1224
01:12:54,874 --> 01:12:58,037
Jews didn't get money,
the Holocaust survivors got the money.

1225
01:12:58,110 --> 01:13:00,806
Look, we had welfare and affirmative action.

1226
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:04,008
Is that not respirations?
Is that respirations?

1227
01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:05,846
That is respiration.

1228
01:13:10,623 --> 01:13:11,715
Shit!

1229
01:13:22,701 --> 01:13:26,228
Well I think every black person should
at least get $100,000.

1230
01:13:26,305 --> 01:13:28,205
What do you think that's gonna do?

1231
01:13:28,274 --> 01:13:33,007
That won't do nothing but make Cadillac
number-one dealership in the country.

1232
01:13:41,153 --> 01:13:45,112
Everywhere you look, there's opportunity.
You know what I mean?

1233
01:13:45,191 --> 01:13:48,024
I had this opportunity to get
this Job last month.

1234
01:13:48,894 --> 01:13:51,692
This crack-ass cracker
going to tell me I need a diploma.

1235
01:13:51,764 --> 01:13:55,097
Now, right there, that's racism,
that's classism, that's eroticism.

1236
01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:57,692
Man, come on,
I'm talking 'bout "isms" up and...

1237
01:13:57,770 --> 01:14:00,534
We don't need reparations.
All right? We need restraint.

1238
01:14:00,606 --> 01:14:01,937
Restraint?
- Restraint.

1239
01:14:02,007 --> 01:14:03,497
Some discipline.
- Whatever.

1240
01:14:03,576 --> 01:14:06,773
Don't go out and buy a Range Rover
when you living with your mama.

1241
01:14:06,846 --> 01:14:08,404
And pay your mama some rent.

1242
01:14:09,048 --> 01:14:13,883
And can we please try and teach our kids
something other than a Chronic album?

1243
01:14:13,953 --> 01:14:16,080
And, please, black people, be on time...

1244
01:14:16,155 --> 01:14:19,022
for something other than
"free before 11:00" at the club.

1245
01:14:19,091 --> 01:14:20,490
Drink to that, baby.

1246
01:14:20,559 --> 01:14:25,189
You know what? That was a passionate
and surprisingly well-articulated argument.

1247
01:14:25,264 --> 01:14:27,289
You mocking me?
- Not at all, sir.

1248
01:14:27,366 --> 01:14:29,891
I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity.

1249
01:14:29,969 --> 01:14:32,199
You know what, schoolboy?
For your information...

1250
01:14:32,271 --> 01:14:34,239
a scallop is a shellfish.

1251
01:14:34,306 --> 01:14:35,864
No, I'm afraid it isn't.

1252
01:14:35,941 --> 01:14:37,465
No, I'm afraid it is.

1253
01:14:37,877 --> 01:14:39,310
Because it's a mollusk.

1254
01:14:39,378 --> 01:14:41,346
Before it comes to your dinner plate...

1255
01:14:41,413 --> 01:14:44,644
it got two shells wrapped around it,
just like a clam.

1256
01:14:46,252 --> 01:14:47,241
Stupid.

1257
01:14:47,386 --> 01:14:48,785
College boy.

1258
01:14:51,557 --> 01:14:52,785
Hey, Grandma.

1259
01:14:53,259 --> 01:14:54,692
It's me, J.D.

1260
01:14:54,827 --> 01:14:57,125
Thelma's son. Your grandson!

1261
01:14:57,796 --> 01:14:59,161
J.D.

1262
01:14:59,231 --> 01:15:00,528
Grandma.

1263
01:15:01,534 --> 01:15:03,502
Nigga never come to see me.

1264
01:15:03,602 --> 01:15:07,094
Grandma, did you say something?
- Grandma don't see or hear too good.

1265
01:15:07,172 --> 01:15:09,538
Okay.
- You want something to eat, baby?

1266
01:15:09,608 --> 01:15:12,941
No, that's okay, Grandma.
I'm going be out back at the tool shed.

1267
01:15:13,012 --> 01:15:15,173
All right. I'll see you in.

1268
01:15:26,592 --> 01:15:27,889
Oh, yeah.

1269
01:15:30,729 --> 01:15:32,890
Now, that's what I'm talking about.

1270
01:15:37,102 --> 01:15:40,265
Get this phone from me, two for one.
- The last one didn't work.

1271
01:15:40,339 --> 01:15:43,831
Listen to me, baby, check it out.
- Ray! What you doing?

1272
01:15:43,909 --> 01:15:45,467
Selling my phones, man.

1273
01:15:45,544 --> 01:15:48,411
How many times I told you
not to come in here soliciting?

1274
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,971
Come on, man, Cal,
I'm just selling my phones, man.

1275
01:15:51,050 --> 01:15:54,213
What's wrong with you? Are you retarded?
- What's up man?

1276
01:15:54,286 --> 01:15:56,413
Are you stupid, simple or slow?
Which one?

1277
01:15:56,488 --> 01:15:57,477
None of that.

1278
01:15:57,556 --> 01:16:00,218
You come back in here.
I'm going to call the police.

1279
01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:02,556
Hold up. What you mean, call the police?

1280
01:16:02,628 --> 01:16:05,392
How you going do that to me?
I been coming here for years.

1281
01:16:05,464 --> 01:16:07,022
Everything you needed I got for you.

1282
01:16:07,099 --> 01:16:09,829
When the air conditioner broke,
who brought the Freon? Me.

1283
01:16:09,902 --> 01:16:12,928
What about when Eddie had tax problems?
I got him a new social.

1284
01:16:13,005 --> 01:16:14,302
Not you. Me.

1285
01:16:14,406 --> 01:16:16,306
I'm part of this shop, too, man.

1286
01:16:16,408 --> 01:16:18,672
I don't want to hear that.
- What's up, man?

1287
01:16:18,744 --> 01:16:22,441
Get out of here, man.
- You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man.

1288
01:16:23,215 --> 01:16:25,683
I don't want him back in the shop no more.

1289
01:16:25,751 --> 01:16:27,548
Don't buy nothing from him.

1290
01:16:48,007 --> 01:16:52,205
What was that thing all about in there?
You know that boy don't want no trouble.

1291
01:16:52,277 --> 01:16:54,438
He ain't going to cause
no problem around here.

1292
01:16:54,513 --> 01:16:56,242
I messed up, Eddie.

1293
01:16:57,149 --> 01:16:58,707
I messed up bad.

1294
01:16:58,784 --> 01:17:00,308
Yeah?
- Yeah.

1295
01:17:00,386 --> 01:17:01,751
What did you do?

1296
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:03,412
Can't get it up?

1297
01:17:04,189 --> 01:17:06,589
The Viagra ain't working for you?

1298
01:17:10,963 --> 01:17:12,555
I lost the shop.

1299
01:17:13,866 --> 01:17:16,460
I actually sold it to Lester Wallace.

1300
01:17:17,069 --> 01:17:20,937
I just realized today
that this was something worth saving.

1301
01:17:23,108 --> 01:17:24,575
Worth saving?

1302
01:17:28,147 --> 01:17:31,878
This ain't no goddamn
school of the blind, Calvin.

1303
01:17:33,585 --> 01:17:35,519
This is the barbershop!

1304
01:17:37,623 --> 01:17:40,023
The place where
a black man means something!

1305
01:17:40,092 --> 01:17:41,923
Cornerstone of neighborhood!

1306
01:17:42,795 --> 01:17:44,660
Our own country club!

1307
01:17:45,564 --> 01:17:47,896
I mean, can't you see that?

1308
01:17:51,537 --> 01:17:52,902
You know...

1309
01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:58,704
that's the problem
with your whole generation.

1310
01:17:58,911 --> 01:18:02,540
You know, you all,
you don't believe in nothing.

1311
01:18:02,881 --> 01:18:05,941
But your father,
he believed in something, Cal.

1312
01:18:07,119 --> 01:18:09,314
He believed and understood...

1313
01:18:09,688 --> 01:18:12,885
that something as simple
as a little haircut...

1314
01:18:13,258 --> 01:18:16,489
could change the way
a man felt on the inside.

1315
01:18:18,664 --> 01:18:20,655
My father died broke...

1316
01:18:21,767 --> 01:18:23,359
and frustrated...

1317
01:18:23,435 --> 01:18:25,903
trying to help everybody
in this damn neighborhood.

1318
01:18:25,971 --> 01:18:27,063
Look!

1319
01:18:27,139 --> 01:18:30,370
Your daddy may not have had
a whole lot of money...

1320
01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:32,902
but he was rich...

1321
01:18:33,011 --> 01:18:35,002
'cause he invested in people.

1322
01:18:35,447 --> 01:18:36,778
Well, what you think?

1323
01:18:36,849 --> 01:18:39,477
You think I'm the only one he gave a Job to?

1324
01:18:41,019 --> 01:18:44,113
No! That man opened up the doors...

1325
01:18:44,189 --> 01:18:48,182
to anybody and any knucklehead
round here in the city of Chicago...

1326
01:18:48,260 --> 01:18:51,388
that wanted to come down here
and make something out they self.

1327
01:18:51,463 --> 01:18:53,397
Gave them the opportunity to be somebody!

1328
01:18:53,465 --> 01:18:55,899
A licensed, professional barber.

1329
01:18:57,803 --> 01:19:01,500
Now, me, myself personally...

1330
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,999
I wouldn't have gave
half these bail-Jumpers the opportunity.

1331
01:19:06,578 --> 01:19:10,378
But it just hard enough,
you sitting there trying to cut some head...

1332
01:19:10,449 --> 01:19:13,316
and gotta worry 'bout this fool
trying to shank you.

1333
01:19:13,385 --> 01:19:16,445
But let me tell you something.
At the end of the day....

1334
01:19:17,589 --> 01:19:21,423
At the end of the day, I was glad I was here.

1335
01:19:23,629 --> 01:19:24,857
And now you.

1336
01:19:30,669 --> 01:19:32,000
They know?

1337
01:19:35,607 --> 01:19:36,596
No.

1338
01:19:39,812 --> 01:19:41,939
Well, you gonna have to tell them.

1339
01:19:42,014 --> 01:19:43,641
Don't look at me.

1340
01:20:00,299 --> 01:20:01,288
Yo, Cal.

1341
01:20:03,535 --> 01:20:06,971
You got some nerve bringing your ass
back around here.

1342
01:20:07,639 --> 01:20:09,334
I got the Job.

1343
01:20:09,408 --> 01:20:11,876
Now I can put my little girl in real day care.

1344
01:20:11,944 --> 01:20:16,438
My sister-in-law was keeping her.
She's a crackhead and I can't have that.

1345
01:20:18,183 --> 01:20:19,377
Thanks, Cal.

1346
01:20:19,451 --> 01:20:21,043
Keep the change.

1347
01:20:22,054 --> 01:20:23,385
Yo, Lamar.

1348
01:20:27,559 --> 01:20:29,288
No charge.
- No, no.

1349
01:20:29,361 --> 01:20:32,057
No, Calvin, you keep that, man.
I know you need it.

1350
01:20:32,130 --> 01:20:34,758
Congratulations on your new Job, man.

1351
01:20:35,601 --> 01:20:37,330
Looking good for a change.

1352
01:20:38,503 --> 01:20:40,596
Take it easy.
- Thanks, Cal.

1353
01:20:41,073 --> 01:20:42,165
Good night.

1354
01:20:55,587 --> 01:20:57,487
Come on. Your drop.

1355
01:20:57,556 --> 01:20:59,820
I'm only saying he's a cripple.

1356
01:20:59,892 --> 01:21:03,760
He's not crippled.
He's cute. Tell his mama to set me up.

1357
01:21:03,829 --> 01:21:05,490
Hey, yo, listen up, everybody.

1358
01:21:05,564 --> 01:21:06,724
What?
- All right.

1359
01:21:06,798 --> 01:21:08,561
Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred.

1360
01:21:08,634 --> 01:21:10,829
Listen up.

1361
01:21:12,504 --> 01:21:16,668
I just want to say
from the bottom of my heart, that...

1362
01:21:18,377 --> 01:21:20,311
I appreciate everybody in here.

1363
01:21:20,379 --> 01:21:23,280
We appreciate you having us, Calvin.
- I'm serious.

1364
01:21:23,348 --> 01:21:25,782
Now hold up, I'm serious.
- Give us a raise now.

1365
01:21:25,851 --> 01:21:28,376
I appreciate everything
you guys do for the shop.

1366
01:21:28,453 --> 01:21:32,719
I know some of the customers
don't leave tips like they supposed to.

1367
01:21:32,891 --> 01:21:37,453
And if I had the money,
I'd tip you guys myself.

1368
01:21:37,562 --> 01:21:39,587
Big C, what's wrong, dude?

1369
01:21:42,701 --> 01:21:44,601
We're gonna be closing up the shop today.

1370
01:21:44,670 --> 01:21:46,535
What?
- Why, Calvin?

1371
01:21:46,605 --> 01:21:49,165
You mean closing early?
- What you mean by "today"?

1372
01:21:49,241 --> 01:21:50,708
We only got about a hour.

1373
01:21:50,776 --> 01:21:52,471
You guys are not hearing me.

1374
01:21:52,544 --> 01:21:55,741
When I took this shop over two years ago,
I didn't know what I had.

1375
01:21:56,848 --> 01:21:59,373
I was young. I didn't know.

1376
01:21:59,451 --> 01:22:01,544
Hold tight, man. What you trying to say?

1377
01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:03,485
Eddie, what you doing, man?

1378
01:22:04,957 --> 01:22:06,857
What's going on?

1379
01:22:08,694 --> 01:22:10,161
I sold the shop.

1380
01:22:10,228 --> 01:22:11,217
You what?

1381
01:22:11,296 --> 01:22:13,856
You sold the shop?
- You don't own the shop no more?

1382
01:22:13,932 --> 01:22:16,958
I don't understand.
- He said he sold the shop, Dinka.

1383
01:22:17,035 --> 01:22:19,868
This is your shop, man.
Your family built this shop.

1384
01:22:19,938 --> 01:22:22,873
Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy.
- For real, man.

1385
01:22:24,209 --> 01:22:26,109
Why you ain't tell us?

1386
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:30,641
Who are we gonna be working for?

1387
01:22:32,951 --> 01:22:34,976
Like I was saying, that...

1388
01:22:38,256 --> 01:22:40,747
when I close the shop tonight...

1389
01:22:42,661 --> 01:22:43,787
it's closing for good.

1390
01:22:43,862 --> 01:22:46,592
Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this.

1391
01:22:46,665 --> 01:22:48,656
Eddie, can I talk to you, man? Eddie?

1392
01:22:50,268 --> 01:22:51,667
Hey, Eddie!

1393
01:22:56,408 --> 01:22:58,171
I still don't understand.

1394
01:22:58,243 --> 01:23:00,973
Go home! Just go home. It's over.

1395
01:23:01,947 --> 01:23:04,575
I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up.

1396
01:23:04,950 --> 01:23:06,144
Go home.

1397
01:23:06,752 --> 01:23:09,346
No warning? That's it?

1398
01:23:09,421 --> 01:23:13,687
Let's just be out, man. Let's just be out.
- That's foul, Joe. I'm outta here.

1399
01:23:13,759 --> 01:23:15,920
Cal, you could have told us.

1400
01:23:16,395 --> 01:23:18,659
I don't believe this.
- Why?

1401
01:23:19,431 --> 01:23:20,864
Oh, no!
- Police!

1402
01:23:20,932 --> 01:23:22,092
Nobody move!

1403
01:23:27,973 --> 01:23:29,770
Get him up and get him out.

1404
01:23:30,075 --> 01:23:31,303
Hold on, man!

1405
01:23:32,210 --> 01:23:33,734
Wait a minute! Shut up!

1406
01:23:33,812 --> 01:23:35,746
You just stay right there!

1407
01:23:35,814 --> 01:23:37,338
What did he do?

1408
01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:39,380
Let's go.
- Hey, Rick!

1409
01:23:39,451 --> 01:23:40,918
I ain't do nothing!

1410
01:23:43,422 --> 01:23:45,583
Hey, that ain't even necessary right there!

1411
01:23:45,891 --> 01:23:48,382
Williams, can I talk to you?
That shit ain't necessary!

1412
01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:51,623
Don't worry, I'll get back at you.
Let me get him squared away.

1413
01:23:51,696 --> 01:23:54,961
Rick! Call me soon as
they let you use a phone.

1414
01:24:15,821 --> 01:24:17,311
Hey, what's up, J.D.?

1415
01:24:18,523 --> 01:24:20,423
Where the hell you been, man?

1416
01:24:20,525 --> 01:24:22,356
At the barbershop.
- All day?

1417
01:24:27,065 --> 01:24:28,828
You got a cut.
- Yeah.

1418
01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:32,495
Yeah, man, I wanted to get braided,
but you know Terri, she be tripping.

1419
01:24:32,571 --> 01:24:35,870
Right, who lined you up?
- It was Jimmy who did....

1420
01:24:36,141 --> 01:24:39,338
Come on, man! What you doing?

1421
01:24:39,911 --> 01:24:41,674
Braiding your hair, sucker!

1422
01:24:41,746 --> 01:24:42,735
Stop playing.

1423
01:24:42,814 --> 01:24:45,044
Stop. You better stop playing.

1424
01:24:45,117 --> 01:24:46,744
What you learn at the barbershop?

1425
01:24:46,818 --> 01:24:49,651
Man, I learned a lot, man.
- What about the police, man?

1426
01:24:49,721 --> 01:24:51,780
Man, they know what's up.

1427
01:24:51,857 --> 01:24:54,792
They came up in there, like,
10 deep, man! 20, boom!

1428
01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:57,727
"Get up against the wall!"
- Hold up, man, my foot!

1429
01:24:58,163 --> 01:25:00,529
Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT.

1430
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:03,426
You serious?

1431
01:25:03,502 --> 01:25:07,461
Yeah, man. I wouldn't have made it alive
if I hadn't done the shake move...

1432
01:25:07,539 --> 01:25:10,133
and, you know, I crept up outta there.

1433
01:25:12,010 --> 01:25:13,238
Hold on.

1434
01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:16,004
Hello?

1435
01:25:16,081 --> 01:25:18,709
Hey, I got ask you a question.
- Who this?

1436
01:25:18,783 --> 01:25:20,614
Ricky, fat ass, and guess where I'm at.

1437
01:25:21,486 --> 01:25:24,387
What's up, dog?
- It's the last place I'm gonna be for life.

1438
01:25:25,724 --> 01:25:27,487
What you talking about, player?

1439
01:25:27,559 --> 01:25:31,325
I'm taIking about that smash-and-grab
with that ATM the other night.

1440
01:25:31,396 --> 01:25:33,660
The same night you borrowed my truck.

1441
01:25:34,499 --> 01:25:36,729
I been calling you all day about the bumper.

1442
01:25:36,801 --> 01:25:38,826
Now they got photos of the plate.

1443
01:25:38,904 --> 01:25:40,633
And they traced it back to me.

1444
01:25:40,705 --> 01:25:41,797
A two-time loser.

1445
01:25:41,873 --> 01:25:44,899
Ricky, did you just say "two-time loser"?

1446
01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:47,105
As in, your third strike?

1447
01:25:47,179 --> 01:25:48,168
Yeah.

1448
01:25:53,685 --> 01:25:55,380
You're going to Jail for life, player!

1449
01:25:55,453 --> 01:25:58,320
And when you do get out,
I'm going to be long gone!

1450
01:25:58,857 --> 01:26:00,654
Hey, don't drop the soap!

1451
01:26:00,725 --> 01:26:02,693
Come on, player.
- What'd he say, man?

1452
01:26:02,761 --> 01:26:03,785
What we gonna do?

1453
01:26:03,862 --> 01:26:05,853
We going crack this piggy bank
and get paid.

1454
01:26:10,268 --> 01:26:11,963
Man, let me tell you something.

1455
01:26:12,037 --> 01:26:15,404
Just 'cause you go to some fancy college
don't make you better than me.

1456
01:26:15,473 --> 01:26:16,963
Don't make you better than no one.

1457
01:26:17,042 --> 01:26:21,035
I probably won't ever even go to school,
but I'm gonna do something with my life.

1458
01:26:21,112 --> 01:26:24,206
I'm gonna have me a business.
I'm opening up a shop.

1459
01:26:24,482 --> 01:26:26,677
And despite what you may think...

1460
01:26:26,751 --> 01:26:29,515
I ain't pretending
to be someone I saw on TV.

1461
01:26:29,588 --> 01:26:31,215
This is who I am.

1462
01:26:31,923 --> 01:26:35,882
And whether you like it or not,
I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.

1463
01:26:52,110 --> 01:26:54,101
All right, man, let's see it.

1464
01:26:54,179 --> 01:26:55,168
See what?

1465
01:26:55,247 --> 01:26:58,648
You're saying this is who you are.
This is who you'll be, right?

1466
01:26:58,717 --> 01:26:59,945
So, prove it.

1467
01:27:01,019 --> 01:27:02,145
Hook me up.

1468
01:27:07,999 --> 01:27:09,523
All right.

1469
01:28:13,164 --> 01:28:14,426
Okay.

1470
01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:16,899
That's not bad.

1471
01:28:20,605 --> 01:28:22,402
Actually, it's pretty good.

1472
01:28:28,279 --> 01:28:32,010
Hey, man, I shouldn't have disrespected
you like that, in front of everybody.

1473
01:28:32,083 --> 01:28:35,575
Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of
glad you came to your senses.

1474
01:28:35,653 --> 01:28:38,213
Why is that?
- 'Cause I was running outta insults.

1475
01:28:45,430 --> 01:28:47,489
Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1476
01:29:22,834 --> 01:29:24,062
Thanks, baby.

1477
01:29:32,777 --> 01:29:35,610
So, I guess you can invest
in that studio now.

1478
01:29:42,086 --> 01:29:43,417
Look, Calvin....

1479
01:29:44,455 --> 01:29:46,446
I'll support you. You know that.

1480
01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:49,320
If it's a studio, fine.

1481
01:29:49,727 --> 01:29:53,390
You want to sell used hubcaps,
or I don't know...

1482
01:29:53,464 --> 01:29:56,900
thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you.
You know that.

1483
01:29:57,602 --> 01:29:59,433
Whatever it is you do...

1484
01:30:00,204 --> 01:30:02,604
make it mean something to you.

1485
01:30:03,074 --> 01:30:07,909
And, if it doesn't work out, you know,
you can always just go work for my uncle.

1486
01:30:09,681 --> 01:30:11,546
You know I can't stand your uncle.

1487
01:30:11,616 --> 01:30:15,677
And he can't stand you,
but he'll give you a Job as a favor to me.

1488
01:30:38,810 --> 01:30:40,937
Where are you going?
- Be right back.

1489
01:30:58,963 --> 01:31:00,794
Thanks for bringing my coat.

1490
01:31:04,936 --> 01:31:06,198
I didn't do it.

1491
01:31:06,571 --> 01:31:10,268
If I thought you did it,
I would have never bailed you out.

1492
01:31:11,476 --> 01:31:15,173
And I damn sure wouldn't be
out here freezing my balls off.

1493
01:31:17,381 --> 01:31:18,871
Let's go, man.

1494
01:31:23,321 --> 01:31:26,722
Why'd Williams come get you, man?
- My cousin did this to me.

1495
01:31:26,791 --> 01:31:29,225
Your cousin?
- J.D. did this to me.

1496
01:31:29,594 --> 01:31:31,562
Man, that dude is crazy.

1497
01:31:32,964 --> 01:31:34,261
Don't worry about him no more.

1498
01:31:34,332 --> 01:31:36,766
People like that always get theirs in the end.

1499
01:31:36,834 --> 01:31:39,928
That's right. You know what?
I'm gonna make sure that he get his.

1500
01:31:40,004 --> 01:31:41,301
Don't go there with that.

1501
01:31:41,372 --> 01:31:44,273
What you talking about?
I ain't going let a fool roll over me.

1502
01:31:44,342 --> 01:31:47,402
You've come too far,
did too many things with your life...

1503
01:31:47,478 --> 01:31:50,572
to let him pull you back.
- I ain't having this conversation.

1504
01:31:50,648 --> 01:31:52,639
Just drop me off at 79th.

1505
01:31:52,884 --> 01:31:54,715
You know what? Look.

1506
01:31:55,620 --> 01:31:57,281
Here. ls that what you want?

1507
01:31:57,355 --> 01:31:59,220
That's what I'm talking 'bout.

1508
01:31:59,290 --> 01:32:01,815
Yeah, it came out your....
It dropped out your locker.

1509
01:32:01,893 --> 01:32:04,293
There you go, man.
Go and throw your life away.

1510
01:32:04,362 --> 01:32:08,196
And throw away the bail money,
all the money I put up for you.

1511
01:32:10,968 --> 01:32:14,028
You know what, Cal? Just pull over.

1512
01:32:14,438 --> 01:32:15,530
Pull over?

1513
01:32:15,606 --> 01:32:18,040
Yeah.
- Okay. I'm gonna pull over.

1514
01:32:36,327 --> 01:32:37,851
Now you're using your head.

1515
01:32:37,929 --> 01:32:39,897
Yeah, whatever, man. Where we going?

1516
01:32:39,964 --> 01:32:42,262
We going to see Lester Wallace.

1517
01:32:43,367 --> 01:32:45,301
I'm gonna get my barbershop back.

1518
01:32:45,369 --> 01:32:49,601
You wait till I throw out my gun,
and tell me we going to see Lester?

1519
01:32:50,274 --> 01:32:52,139
Man, we ain't even supposed to be in here.

1520
01:32:52,210 --> 01:32:55,236
I told you I used to work here, player.
- That's "used to," J.D.

1521
01:32:55,313 --> 01:32:57,440
That means I still know
what the hell I'm doing.

1522
01:32:57,515 --> 01:32:59,881
All right? Let me look at this.

1523
01:33:03,988 --> 01:33:05,717
Now, that's a fire!

1524
01:33:05,923 --> 01:33:07,413
Hell.
- Give me that, let me!

1525
01:33:07,491 --> 01:33:10,983
Come on, I got it, dog.
It just went out. I can start it again.

1526
01:33:11,062 --> 01:33:13,929
These used to be my tools, dog.
This used to be my station.

1527
01:33:13,998 --> 01:33:17,934
You can't even click it right.
- Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

1528
01:33:18,002 --> 01:33:19,629
Clap them. Stomp them!

1529
01:33:20,404 --> 01:33:21,632
Look at that!

1530
01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:23,668
Give it to me. Let me.

1531
01:33:23,741 --> 01:33:26,335
Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, get.

1532
01:33:27,511 --> 01:33:28,944
What's your problem?

1533
01:33:29,013 --> 01:33:31,106
Why you always gotta
push somebody, man?

1534
01:33:31,182 --> 01:33:33,013
I'm sick of this!
- You want some of this?

1535
01:33:34,118 --> 01:33:36,086
I don't see Lester's car.

1536
01:33:36,153 --> 01:33:37,552
Hold tight.

1537
01:33:37,622 --> 01:33:40,250
That look like my grandmama truck
right there.

1538
01:33:51,469 --> 01:33:54,632
Wait a minute. Don't open the door.
ls it hers?

1539
01:33:56,841 --> 01:33:58,468
Hey, yo, Rick, hold up!

1540
01:33:58,809 --> 01:34:00,504
Gotta call some backup for us.

1541
01:34:00,578 --> 01:34:01,567
Yeah.

1542
01:34:03,948 --> 01:34:04,937
J.D.!

1543
01:34:05,716 --> 01:34:07,411
No, hey, Rick! No, man!

1544
01:34:07,485 --> 01:34:09,112
Hey! Get back!

1545
01:34:10,821 --> 01:34:12,413
Pretty Ricky! What's up baby?

1546
01:34:12,490 --> 01:34:15,584
How you like your chicken, Ricky?
Original, or extra crispy?

1547
01:34:15,660 --> 01:34:16,854
Bitch!

1548
01:34:20,364 --> 01:34:22,025
What are you doing in my shop?

1549
01:34:22,099 --> 01:34:24,932
What's going on up in here?
- I'm on your team!

1550
01:34:25,002 --> 01:34:28,062
What's going on?
What are you doing in my shop?

1551
01:34:28,606 --> 01:34:30,597
I don't know what they doing here.

1552
01:34:30,675 --> 01:34:34,076
But you know what I'm here for.
I want my shop back.

1553
01:34:34,578 --> 01:34:36,205
You got my money?

1554
01:34:37,281 --> 01:34:38,612
No.
- What?

1555
01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:41,913
I had to use it help my man Ricky
get out of Jail.

1556
01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:45,887
But I promise you
that I'll get you all your money back.

1557
01:34:45,990 --> 01:34:48,117
Wait, let me get this right.

1558
01:34:48,392 --> 01:34:52,260
You come in here demanding to get back
a barbershop that you don't have anymore.

1559
01:34:52,330 --> 01:34:54,093
You don't have $40,000 to buy it back...

1560
01:34:54,165 --> 01:34:57,862
and you don't even have
the $20,000 I gave you this morning?

1561
01:34:57,935 --> 01:34:59,266
Monk, this man is crazy.

1562
01:34:59,337 --> 01:35:00,634
Must be crazy, Mr. Wallace.

1563
01:35:00,705 --> 01:35:04,436
I told you, I'll get you your money back,
but only $20,000.

1564
01:35:05,543 --> 01:35:07,773
If you got a problem with that...

1565
01:35:07,845 --> 01:35:11,246
I think Chicago PD might have
a problem with this ATM machine...

1566
01:35:11,315 --> 01:35:15,183
sitting in the middle of your floor,
'cause they been lookin' for it all day.

1567
01:35:15,252 --> 01:35:17,015
What the hell is this?

1568
01:35:17,088 --> 01:35:20,580
Hold tight, Lester,
you got bigger problems than that, dog.

1569
01:35:20,658 --> 01:35:23,149
Like them stolen car parts over there.

1570
01:35:23,227 --> 01:35:26,424
Somebody might mistake
this place for a chop shop.

1571
01:35:28,099 --> 01:35:29,088
Monk!

1572
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:30,895
Courage? What you going do?

1573
01:35:34,438 --> 01:35:36,463
You gonna have to use that on me, big boy.

1574
01:35:36,540 --> 01:35:38,974
It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere.

1575
01:35:39,043 --> 01:35:40,943
I got too much to lose.

1576
01:35:41,479 --> 01:35:44,642
Can't leave here without it.
Simple and plain.

1577
01:35:45,449 --> 01:35:47,815
It's been in my family too long.

1578
01:35:48,819 --> 01:35:50,286
Forty years.

1579
01:35:51,389 --> 01:35:55,257
I can't just let you take it
and turn it into some strip club.

1580
01:35:57,862 --> 01:35:59,523
What you wanna do?

1581
01:36:04,802 --> 01:36:07,293
Put your hands up! Put them up!

1582
01:36:07,605 --> 01:36:09,402
Calvin? Are you all right?

1583
01:36:12,877 --> 01:36:14,174
Am I all right?

1584
01:36:15,312 --> 01:36:16,301
Yeah.

1585
01:36:21,385 --> 01:36:23,182
I'm all right.
- You sure?

1586
01:36:23,254 --> 01:36:24,551
I'm good.

1587
01:36:24,622 --> 01:36:27,090
There go the thugs you want over there.

1588
01:36:27,158 --> 01:36:29,786
Simmons, Fred.
- These dudes are fine.

1589
01:36:31,862 --> 01:36:33,989
Come on man. We found that!

1590
01:36:35,332 --> 01:36:36,697
My dog.

1591
01:36:36,767 --> 01:36:40,225
Don't you ever do that shit again man.
- Are you crazy?

1592
01:36:42,773 --> 01:36:44,263
How did we get out of that?

1593
01:36:44,341 --> 01:36:47,276
He wasn't going shoot nobody.
He had on leather pants.

1594
01:36:47,344 --> 01:36:49,335
Yo, peep this out.
- Yo, what's up?

1595
01:36:49,413 --> 01:36:52,712
You get a reward if you turn this in.
Did you know that?

1596
01:36:52,783 --> 01:36:54,683
Yo! Detective Williams.

1597
01:36:54,752 --> 01:36:56,720
Remember who found this!

1598
01:37:01,792 --> 01:37:04,090
Ain't gonna be around here that long.

1599
01:37:04,161 --> 01:37:07,562
A couple more years, I'm gonna retire,
and I'm gonna move to Arizona.

1600
01:37:07,631 --> 01:37:08,825
It's nice down there.

1601
01:37:08,899 --> 01:37:10,924
Black folks ought to boycott Arizona...

1602
01:37:11,001 --> 01:37:13,333
'cause they didn't
recognize King's birthday.

1603
01:37:13,404 --> 01:37:15,497
Hold up, now, Fred.

1604
01:37:15,573 --> 01:37:18,633
Fred, do not get this fool started
on Martin Luther King!

1605
01:37:18,709 --> 01:37:20,199
No, Calvin, let me tell it.

1606
01:37:20,277 --> 01:37:22,643
Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe!

1607
01:37:22,913 --> 01:37:24,642
No, he was a freak. Yeah.

1608
01:37:24,815 --> 01:37:26,806
He freaking everything and everybody!

1609
01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:31,082
So come King's birthday, I want everybody
to take the day off and get your freak on.

1610
01:37:31,155 --> 01:37:33,453
Watch your mouth, Eddie!

1611
01:37:33,524 --> 01:37:36,823
Look, there are little kids over there.
Let me see them report cards.

1612
01:37:36,894 --> 01:37:39,362
Calvin, you got that candy?
I want a Now and Later!

1613
01:37:39,430 --> 01:37:41,057
No, let me see. Here you go.

1614
01:37:41,132 --> 01:37:44,863
That's you. And that's for you.
Okay? Watch out.

1615
01:38:05,556 --> 01:38:06,545
Hey!

1616
01:38:07,124 --> 01:38:09,615
Look what I've got.
- Excuse me!

1617
01:38:10,561 --> 01:38:13,792
What?
- Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

1618
01:38:15,132 --> 01:38:19,091
Don't "oh" me! Jimmy, I knew it was you!
That's why I spit in it.

1619
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:32,600
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