1 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:51,200 My hands do not have strength and power 2 00:00:51,201 --> 00:00:58,832 My heart embraces peace and calm 3 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:07,132 Resigning myself to avoid adversity. Seeing richness out of the void. 4 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:14,890 Violence be turned to peace. There are always guiding fates. 5 00:01:14,891 --> 00:01:23,732 Dynamic or still. Divide or multiple. 6 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:31,573 Follow fate to go in and out of the mortal world. Merciless is mercy. 7 00:01:31,574 --> 00:01:39,623 Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy. 8 00:01:39,624 --> 00:01:47,923 Dynamic or still. Divide or multiple. 9 00:01:47,924 --> 00:01:55,347 Follow fate to go in and out of the mortal world. Merciless is mercy. 10 00:01:55,348 --> 00:02:04,231 Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy. 11 00:02:24,502 --> 00:02:27,796 TEMPLE FOR FULLFILLING YOUR WISH 12 00:02:27,797 --> 00:02:30,841 Tian Bao, now that you are a monk, you must obey the rules. 13 00:02:30,842 --> 00:02:33,343 You mustn't kill or eat meat. 14 00:02:33,344 --> 00:02:36,263 Master, l have never eaten any meat. 15 00:02:37,307 --> 00:02:38,807 You were born to be a monk. 16 00:02:38,808 --> 00:02:41,602 lt's just that my family's too poor to afford meat. 17 00:02:41,603 --> 00:02:43,604 - I have always wanted to try it. - What? 18 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:48,650 - Master. - This is our new student named Tian Bao. 19 00:02:48,651 --> 00:02:50,486 This is Jun Bao. 20 00:02:50,487 --> 00:02:53,405 He will be your senior. The Shaolin Temple has very strict rules. 21 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,657 He'll teach you. You must always obey your senior. 22 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:58,368 Jun Bao, teach him how to recite the Book of Buddha. 23 00:02:58,369 --> 00:03:01,288 - Which part, master? - I thought you onIy knew one part. 24 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,501 I'll teach you everything, my junior. 25 00:03:06,711 --> 00:03:09,838 l'm taller and older than you. Why do l have to call you "Senior?" 26 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:12,841 I don't know. Just do it. These are Master's wishes. 27 00:03:12,842 --> 00:03:16,345 Oh, yeah? Well, I'll only call you "Senior" in front of others, but when 28 00:03:16,346 --> 00:03:20,307 no one's around and they can't hear you, you call me "Senior," understand? 29 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,685 - Do you want to be senior or not? - Sure! 30 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:25,521 There's no one around, so call me senior. 31 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:27,231 Okay, senior. 32 00:03:27,232 --> 00:03:28,690 Good boy. 33 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:31,026 - Let's study. - Let's play! 34 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:37,199 Let's practice the 36 stances of Shaolin Fist. 35 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,742 "The Hands!" 36 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:42,538 "Dance of the Phoenix"! 37 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:44,790 "Behold, the Golden Rooster"! 38 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,542 "The Dragon's Sword"! 39 00:03:46,543 --> 00:03:48,710 Jun Bao, my junior, come here. 40 00:03:51,339 --> 00:03:53,507 Hey, don't call me "Junior" in front of the others. 41 00:03:53,508 --> 00:03:55,843 They're way over there. They can't even hear what we're saying. 42 00:03:55,844 --> 00:03:57,344 I guess you're right. 43 00:03:58,429 --> 00:04:01,223 "The Wild Goose Glides Along the Beach." 44 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:03,725 - "The Leopard Leaps"... - Wow, if I were given the chance 45 00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:06,186 to try kung fu, I'd be a whole lot better than that. 46 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:08,397 We'd have to get permission from our master. 47 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,775 "The Octagon Transforms Itself." 48 00:04:13,069 --> 00:04:14,570 What did you hit us for, idiot? 49 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:16,738 What are you two doing Iooking around here? 50 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:19,992 I'm senior to you both. I can hit you any time l like. 51 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,702 Oh no, you can't. 52 00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:24,538 Tian Bao, are you okay? 53 00:04:24,539 --> 00:04:26,665 You can't spy on our secret kung fu! 54 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,251 - Hey, come on, let's go. - We'll tell our master! 55 00:04:29,252 --> 00:04:31,211 Go ahead. It's no big deal. 56 00:04:31,212 --> 00:04:33,630 My master's senior to yours. 57 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:48,270 Master, this will keep the sunshine off your head. 58 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:51,064 Everything has a life including the plants. 59 00:04:51,232 --> 00:04:53,358 We mustn't damage the life of another 60 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,235 just for our own gain. 61 00:04:55,236 --> 00:04:56,945 This is too selfish. 62 00:04:56,946 --> 00:05:00,073 - Do you understand? - Yes, Master. 63 00:05:00,074 --> 00:05:01,742 I understand perfectly. 64 00:05:01,743 --> 00:05:03,410 Even if the sun is burning down on you, 65 00:05:03,411 --> 00:05:04,870 I won't do anything at all. 66 00:05:06,831 --> 00:05:08,790 Master, l want to learn kung fu. 67 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:10,709 Why do you want to learn? 68 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,793 - To have a heaIthy body! - To learn to fight! 69 00:05:11,794 --> 00:05:14,463 Be certain that this is what you really want. 70 00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:16,423 - lt's what we want. - lt's what I want. 71 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:19,468 You must use kung fu 72 00:05:19,469 --> 00:05:21,011 only for helping others. 73 00:05:21,012 --> 00:05:23,222 - Do you understand? - I understand, Master. 74 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:30,687 - Take that! - Who's there? 75 00:05:30,688 --> 00:05:32,981 What are you doing? I'll teach you a good lesson! 76 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,026 Come on, give me a hand! 77 00:05:36,027 --> 00:05:38,320 I'll keep him covered. 78 00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:39,905 Go to hell! 79 00:05:41,032 --> 00:05:43,367 I know who you are! 80 00:05:43,368 --> 00:05:46,495 - How do you know I'm Jun Bao? - Because you just told me. 81 00:05:47,622 --> 00:05:49,331 TEMPLE FOR THE STUDY OF TAOISM 82 00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:51,416 Real smooth move. This is all your fault. 83 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:53,126 You're a stupid idiot, you know that? 84 00:05:53,127 --> 00:05:56,004 Well, he said he knew who I was. How did I know he was lying? 85 00:05:56,005 --> 00:05:57,297 How could you believe him? 86 00:05:57,298 --> 00:05:58,924 Now you see the mess you've dragged me into? 87 00:06:02,512 --> 00:06:05,847 - l'm really hungry. - So am l. l'm starving. 88 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:09,017 - This is really too much. - Master! 89 00:06:09,018 --> 00:06:11,603 I told you to practice kung fu to help others. 90 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,022 Instead, you've used it to fight. You have shamed me! 91 00:06:14,023 --> 00:06:16,692 - Beating a senior student. - But, Master-- 92 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:19,361 You keep quiet. I'll teach you a good lesson. 93 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:22,197 Master is too lenient, making you kneel for only three hours. 94 00:06:22,198 --> 00:06:25,325 - Confess your transgression! - Can I have a red bean bun? 95 00:06:25,326 --> 00:06:26,868 A plain bun will be good enough. 96 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:29,162 After this, you still have to clean up Luo Han Hall. 97 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:36,586 This is your fault too. Master had to give us a punishment, 98 00:06:36,587 --> 00:06:39,047 so now we have to clean Luo Han Hall by ourselves. 99 00:06:39,048 --> 00:06:40,674 Just think of it as punishment 100 00:06:40,675 --> 00:06:43,927 for the time you burned that rat and didn't get caught. 101 00:06:46,222 --> 00:06:48,890 "The Fairy Cometh!" 102 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:51,226 "The Dragon Shows Its Might!" 103 00:06:51,227 --> 00:06:53,520 I'd like to see how you do your kung fu moves 104 00:06:53,521 --> 00:06:55,814 fighting with a pole now. Can you show me? 105 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:57,524 It's very simple. 106 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:00,736 "The Fairy Cometh!" 107 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,615 "The Dragon Shows Its Might!" 108 00:07:05,616 --> 00:07:07,367 "The Invincible Move!" 109 00:07:07,368 --> 00:07:09,411 And this one's called "Knocking Your Head!" 110 00:07:09,412 --> 00:07:11,538 Hey! Now you're playing your damn tricks on me again! 111 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:13,040 You're too slow. Watch your head! 112 00:07:23,426 --> 00:07:26,928 - Jun Bao, well done. - Tian Bao, you gave in to me. 113 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:33,226 Master always says we should help others with our kung fu. 114 00:07:33,394 --> 00:07:36,021 - Who can we help here? - We can help ourseIves. 115 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,357 I want to be number one at Shaolin. 116 00:07:39,442 --> 00:07:41,610 - When will l ever achieve that? - You're being too naive. 117 00:07:41,611 --> 00:07:43,904 You need a lot more skill and training to be number one. 118 00:07:43,905 --> 00:07:45,947 You have to learn how to beat the 1 8 Bronze Men. 119 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:47,991 And then there are the wooden warriors. 120 00:07:47,992 --> 00:07:49,576 Remember that. 121 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:52,996 Hey, you'd better get up from there! Don't Iet anyone see. 122 00:07:52,997 --> 00:07:55,624 Don't worry about it. No one's gonna see me. 123 00:07:57,168 --> 00:07:58,835 Well, I don't care. Don't just sit there. 124 00:07:58,836 --> 00:08:00,420 - Just get off and sit on the ground-- - Hey! 125 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,633 Now look, you messed up Master's seat! 126 00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:06,510 You're the one messing around with it. 127 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:08,261 I'll have to tell on you. 128 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:10,305 What, you think you can get away with that? 129 00:08:26,531 --> 00:08:29,950 Every blow of the Shaolin Fist must be forceful. 130 00:08:29,951 --> 00:08:32,828 Each move is a surprise to the enemy. 131 00:08:32,829 --> 00:08:34,204 It must be swift as the wind. 132 00:08:34,205 --> 00:08:36,289 These are the basics of the Shaolin Fist. 133 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:39,209 You must be steadfast in every situation. 134 00:09:00,398 --> 00:09:01,982 - What? - Look! 135 00:09:01,983 --> 00:09:03,942 - What's going on? - Who did that? 136 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,861 - Why is that? - I told you before, 137 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,988 it must be infected with termites, right? 138 00:09:07,989 --> 00:09:09,448 Careful, don't eat them in the rice. 139 00:09:13,202 --> 00:09:16,580 To achieve the highest level, your body must be as hard as steel. 140 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:41,229 What's that? Is the bed collapsing now? Calm down. 141 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:44,691 Go to sleep. We have to practice iron palms tomorrow. 142 00:09:55,745 --> 00:09:56,870 Watch my sword, Jun Bao! 143 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:03,585 You need more practice. Your arm's not strong enough. 144 00:10:05,796 --> 00:10:07,589 Strike first to prevent attack. 145 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,515 So much for practicing. 146 00:10:17,975 --> 00:10:20,101 Look, our clothes are tattered. 147 00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:22,103 The Luo Han monks will laugh at us. 148 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:24,064 Well, we'll just tell them that we over-washed them. 149 00:10:24,065 --> 00:10:26,566 I told you we should wash them ourselves. 150 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,235 - Ours are okay. - I saved the best for us. 151 00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:30,946 Good morning. 152 00:10:30,947 --> 00:10:32,531 What happened to the others? 153 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:36,117 I believe that the rats did it. 154 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,829 So many rats and termites these days. 155 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:42,415 Go do something about them. 156 00:10:46,754 --> 00:10:49,714 - Where can we find termites and rats? - We'll say the birds ate them. 157 00:10:50,841 --> 00:10:52,717 Your kung fu is great! 158 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,636 Thank you. It's nothing. 159 00:10:54,637 --> 00:10:56,304 Here you go. 160 00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:58,223 Tian Bao, you're the greatest of us all! 161 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,809 - That's right, you're sure to win. - You're great too. Enough? 162 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:02,310 - Yeah. - Here's the rice. 163 00:11:04,313 --> 00:11:05,814 Oh, yeah! Wow! 164 00:11:05,815 --> 00:11:07,274 Whoa! 165 00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,485 Maintain a steady stance! 166 00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:13,029 - Got it! - You eat first! 167 00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:14,656 He threw rice at me! 168 00:11:14,657 --> 00:11:16,491 Well, I slipped, that's all. 169 00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:18,326 I'm the one who did it. Go and tell your master. 170 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,496 My master is the judge of the kung fu contest. 171 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:23,832 I'll make sure you won't get promoted to Da Mor HaII. 172 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,417 Let me go! 173 00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,712 I swear, I'll beat that guy. 174 00:11:28,713 --> 00:11:30,630 1 2, 1 3-- 175 00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:34,884 l did that one. The competition for promotion into Da Mor Hall 176 00:11:34,885 --> 00:11:36,428 will be soon. Do you think you'll make it? 177 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,514 I'm not worried. l've practiced. It's up to fate to decide. 178 00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:41,558 Fate to decide? 179 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:43,268 l want to make sure that l'm number one. 180 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,145 That's why I practice so hard. 181 00:11:45,146 --> 00:11:47,522 Hey, how many bricks have you cracked? 182 00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:50,400 - 1 7. - 1 8! 183 00:11:50,401 --> 00:11:53,194 Have you practiced cracking bricks on the back of your head? 184 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,529 No, I haven't. 185 00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:05,332 Their movements are different. 186 00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:14,132 Buddhist Palm! 187 00:12:20,181 --> 00:12:22,057 The key is in how you breathe. 188 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:24,851 Today, we are going to decide 189 00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:27,228 who is going to be promoted. 190 00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:30,231 The four best will be promoted to Da Mor Hall 191 00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,567 to further their studies of advanced martial arts techniques. 192 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:36,196 Remember, the purpose of kung fu and practice is to help people. 193 00:12:36,197 --> 00:12:38,114 Contestants must restrain themselves during the contest. 194 00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:41,034 Now, is that clear? 195 00:12:41,035 --> 00:12:44,204 The first round-- Tian Bao... 196 00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:45,747 and Xin Bao! 197 00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,374 I'll teach him a lesson. 198 00:12:50,961 --> 00:12:52,587 Greetings and respect. 199 00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:53,880 Begin! 200 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,610 Try this one! 201 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:21,783 Xin Bao, you'll lose. 202 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,789 Try my fist! 203 00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:34,379 You cheated! 204 00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:38,383 Enough! 205 00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:44,139 Strike me? How dare you? 206 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,058 I'm sorry, Master. 207 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,228 You are not fit to practice kung fu due to your ferocious intent. 208 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,855 Therefore, you are expelled. 209 00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:56,067 No, Master. Sir, it was Xin Bao who cheated. 210 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,319 Are you saying I'm unfair? 211 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,988 - No, Master. - Are you blind? 212 00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:03,366 - You saw what he did! - You insult a master? 213 00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,993 - He didn't mean it! - Away! 214 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:13,668 - l'll destroy your skill. - Master, please, don't! 215 00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:15,128 Stay away! 216 00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:22,177 Buddhist Palm! 217 00:14:27,516 --> 00:14:29,017 How do you know about Buddhist Palm? 218 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:31,603 You are blind, aren't you? l learned it from you! 219 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,897 Tian Bao! He just snuck a little look. 220 00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:36,524 I want these two detained, now. 221 00:14:36,525 --> 00:14:38,318 Luo Han Poles! 222 00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:39,694 Yes sir! 223 00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:01,132 AII right, guys. We're aII brothers here. 224 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,675 Let's talk this over. Now what? 225 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:06,179 The Buddha has come. Surrender, all ye devils! 226 00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:35,083 Tian Bao, break the formation with their own poles! 227 00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:37,168 Right! I'll break them up! 228 00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:59,190 Try as you might, you'll never escape from here. 229 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,897 Look out! 230 00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:23,650 - Keep the formation! - lt's too slippery! 231 00:17:29,239 --> 00:17:31,407 Invincible Move! 232 00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:38,456 Hey, we're aII brothers here. Let's talk this over. 233 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,674 Hey, wait up! 234 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,348 Don't let them get away! 235 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,525 - Master! - Get out! 236 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,236 Junior. 237 00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:11,572 You defend your students when they have done wrong? 238 00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:15,410 So what are you going to tell the Abbot? 239 00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:26,421 It was unfair. Everyone saw that bastard cheat. 240 00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,215 And when I tried to defend myself, I was the villain. 241 00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:31,092 What did I do wrong? 242 00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:33,720 - To top it off, they were trying to kiII us. - What is Master up to now? 243 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,889 Right or wrong, 244 00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:38,725 who can ever teII? 245 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,729 Master, we were wrong. 246 00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:47,859 Fate has decreed that we must part. 247 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,278 I cannot be your master anymore. 248 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,946 Go into the outside world 249 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,489 and try to learn from it. 250 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,992 The roots of trouble 251 00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:57,910 are also the roots of Buddhism. 252 00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:02,457 Jun Bao, you have a kind heart. 253 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,167 I don't worry for you. 254 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,921 Tian Bao, you are aggressive. 255 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,633 This book doesn't deal with any martial arts skill. 256 00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:14,469 But when your heart is restless, it will bring you peace. 257 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,096 It deals with the flow of chi, the life force. 258 00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:21,976 Practice it often, and remember... 259 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:24,812 keep your mind and heart always at peace. 260 00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:27,982 A temple is not the only place to study. 261 00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:29,650 Now go. 262 00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:33,905 Yes, Master, we're going now. 263 00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:42,955 They're so pretty! 264 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:52,632 Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and gather 'round. 265 00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:56,636 - What school do they belong to? - They're only entertainers. 266 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,474 - Why do they have such strange haircuts? - l think they're from Khitan. 267 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,685 Well, I'm really hungry. 268 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,479 Me too! We'll beg for alms. 269 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,191 No one pays any attention to us. 270 00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:11,776 Are they all that poor? 271 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,361 No, we have to try harder. 272 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,696 Hey, l'll bet that girl won't turn us down. 273 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,365 lf she had money, she wouldn't perform on the streets. 274 00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:18,449 Let's go try these guys over here. 275 00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:23,204 May you all live long and prosper, gentlemen. 276 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,956 You stupid monks! 277 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,874 No wonder l've had bad luck all day. 278 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,669 May you live long and prosper, gentlemen. 279 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,879 Don't say that. You should say he will win each bet. 280 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,840 - Cut the crap! - Whoa! 281 00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:37,677 - l'm sorry. Sorry. - That's all right. 282 00:20:37,678 --> 00:20:40,179 Excuse me, Brother, but do you know somebody named Murong Bai? 283 00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,766 No, sorry. 284 00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:46,477 Thank you anyway. 285 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,857 She's looking for someone. We're looking for food. 286 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,568 What we need is a job so we don't have to beg for money. 287 00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:56,279 - Let's go. - I'd rather go back to the temple. 288 00:20:57,906 --> 00:21:00,366 - Pay your protection! - I've paid you all l can. 289 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,451 Well, maybe that's just not enough. 290 00:21:02,452 --> 00:21:05,538 - Pay or die! It's your choice. - But really, l have no more money! 291 00:21:05,539 --> 00:21:08,207 Don't beat me-- 292 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,876 He should pay. Beat him up. 293 00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:13,921 I'll report you to the police! 294 00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:16,007 Don't you know I'm the governor's cousin? 295 00:21:17,718 --> 00:21:19,886 - Hey, little lady. - Buzz off! 296 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,846 You want to go for a drink with me? 297 00:21:23,056 --> 00:21:24,640 How about it? 298 00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:26,392 Oh, she's too shy. 299 00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,812 Oh, God, no. 300 00:21:29,813 --> 00:21:31,314 Here, friend, take this cash. 301 00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:35,776 - It belongs to that jerk. - Thank you so much. 302 00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:37,612 Huh? My money! 303 00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:39,488 - The girl took it! - I've gotta go now. 304 00:21:39,489 --> 00:21:40,740 Get her! 305 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,925 - Performers? - No, fighting. 306 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,095 They're ganging up on her. 307 00:22:03,096 --> 00:22:04,805 - Should we help her? - Of course. 308 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:09,101 Hey, don't hit her, hit me. 309 00:22:09,269 --> 00:22:11,479 With pleasure! 310 00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:14,815 You hit me first. 311 00:22:17,986 --> 00:22:19,946 Miss, are you all right? 312 00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:24,367 Is something wrong? 313 00:22:24,368 --> 00:22:26,577 The 1 5th move! The 1 6th move! 314 00:22:28,038 --> 00:22:29,705 - There. l'm okay now. - The 1 7th move! 315 00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:34,293 The 1 8th move! 316 00:22:34,294 --> 00:22:35,336 The 20th move! 317 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,507 The 35th move! 318 00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:40,508 The 36th move! 319 00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:44,679 36 moves! Are you done? 320 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,639 Just one more. . . I made it up! 321 00:22:53,188 --> 00:22:55,064 - Will you... - Won't you ever do that move 322 00:22:55,065 --> 00:22:56,565 like I taught you? 323 00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,200 Master Liu, who did this? 324 00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:08,035 Run quick, the troops are here! 325 00:23:08,036 --> 00:23:10,538 - Arrest those monks! - Let's go! 326 00:23:14,209 --> 00:23:15,876 They went that way! After them! 327 00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:17,503 Yes! 328 00:23:19,673 --> 00:23:21,841 Paper, rock, scissors. Paper, rock, scissors. 329 00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:23,384 Paper, rock, scissors. 330 00:23:23,385 --> 00:23:25,511 Paper, rock, scissors-- 331 00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,723 - You look like you're from Khitan. - You too! 332 00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:30,391 What game were you playing? 333 00:23:30,392 --> 00:23:31,892 It's one we made up when we were kids. 334 00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:33,519 Teach it to me. 335 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,604 The winner was senior. The loser was junior. 336 00:23:35,605 --> 00:23:37,898 But he always won. 337 00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:39,817 It's simple. You were too slow. 338 00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,402 You must have been cheating in that case. 339 00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:43,237 If you play against me, I'II be your godmother. 340 00:23:43,238 --> 00:23:44,322 Godmother? 341 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:50,077 Governor Liu comes to pay respects to the Buddha. 342 00:23:50,078 --> 00:23:51,704 Clear the way! 343 00:24:10,932 --> 00:24:14,018 Wow! How privileged! 344 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,228 Why is a Buddhist so cruel? 345 00:24:16,229 --> 00:24:19,065 He's Liu Jin, the royal eunuch. He's Iike a snake inside. 346 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,275 He's killed fewer people than usual today. 347 00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,652 I wish I could be as privileged as he is. 348 00:24:23,653 --> 00:24:25,237 Then just become a eunuch. 349 00:24:26,281 --> 00:24:28,407 Why not? 350 00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,957 Eighth Master, you're early today. BUDDHA'S LAUGH RESTAURANT 351 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:39,835 I'll prepare some nice dishes for you. Enjoy yourself. 352 00:24:39,836 --> 00:24:41,212 Thank you. 353 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,464 Mister, there's a dark mist on your forehead. 354 00:24:43,465 --> 00:24:45,383 Piss off! I'm eating. 355 00:24:50,347 --> 00:24:54,225 Lady, there's a dark mist on your forehead. I know your fortune. 356 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,061 Are you looking for someone? Finding them may not be good. 357 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,772 - Would you like to buy a charm? - Con man. 358 00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:01,315 You don't have to take it. 359 00:25:01,316 --> 00:25:03,818 The most famous dish here is roast pigeon. 360 00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:06,654 What? Don't they have vegetarian food here? 361 00:25:07,823 --> 00:25:09,365 - The rice is okay. - Hey, Jun Bao, 362 00:25:09,366 --> 00:25:10,950 we must adapt ourseIves. 363 00:25:10,951 --> 00:25:12,910 Remember what the master said-- we must discover 364 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:14,829 the spirit of Buddhism in the secular world. 365 00:25:14,830 --> 00:25:17,081 Hey, I will try if first. 366 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,541 Hmm. 367 00:25:40,021 --> 00:25:42,356 Here, have some bean curd. Otherwise you have nothing to eat. 368 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:45,109 Thank you. 369 00:25:49,698 --> 00:25:51,490 You too. 370 00:25:55,871 --> 00:26:00,082 Right this way, my lady. We've reserved your table for you. 371 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:03,377 My dear, what wish did Master make at the shrine? 372 00:26:03,378 --> 00:26:06,005 That's none of your business. 373 00:26:06,006 --> 00:26:07,590 Yes, dear. 374 00:26:08,842 --> 00:26:11,552 - Please. - Please. 375 00:26:15,223 --> 00:26:17,558 - What would you like to eat, dear? - Oh, anything. 376 00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:19,977 - All right. - Murong Bai? 377 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,687 Is it really you? 378 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:26,817 - Qiu Xue, what are you doing here? - Quiet! 379 00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:31,822 AII this way to find your husband. How touching! 380 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:36,035 Too bad his name's no longer Murong, but Liu after my family. 381 00:26:36,036 --> 00:26:38,996 He would've starved to death if I hadn't deigned to save him. 382 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,250 Men have no shame and they're so predictable. 383 00:26:43,251 --> 00:26:46,754 They'II aIways stay beside you. They will never stray 384 00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:49,006 if you keep them warm and happy. 385 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,550 Don't you find that to be true? 386 00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:55,471 Qiu Xue, go home. 387 00:26:55,472 --> 00:26:57,264 That man has no heart. 388 00:26:58,391 --> 00:27:00,893 Murong Bai, you're no longer a man. 389 00:27:00,894 --> 00:27:02,978 You've become a dog. 390 00:27:02,979 --> 00:27:05,272 l used to play this instrument every night. 391 00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:09,693 I would never sell it for the money I needed. 392 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,905 Now, everything has changed. 393 00:27:12,906 --> 00:27:14,406 Take it back. 394 00:27:15,617 --> 00:27:18,118 Garbage. 395 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,162 I think you need it more than l do. 396 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,758 Do you know who l am? 397 00:27:44,688 --> 00:27:47,731 She's Governor Liu's sister. Don't get involved. 398 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,302 That's enough. I don't want to have to hurt you. 399 00:28:50,587 --> 00:28:52,838 - Are you all right, dear? - You dog! 400 00:28:57,844 --> 00:28:59,053 Just go away. I'm through with you! 401 00:28:59,054 --> 00:29:01,013 What are you staring at? Piss off. 402 00:29:01,014 --> 00:29:03,307 Now, go! 403 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:04,933 Do you hear? Go on. 404 00:29:04,934 --> 00:29:06,810 Go on! 405 00:29:09,564 --> 00:29:10,648 I'll help you! 406 00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:14,902 Lady, you're bleeding. 407 00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:18,364 I'm sorry. 408 00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:20,866 Wait, I can't touch her. 409 00:29:23,912 --> 00:29:25,829 Stand up! 410 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:29,792 Oh, God! 411 00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:31,001 Shameless cur! 412 00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:36,090 Don't worry, I'm here. 413 00:29:36,091 --> 00:29:38,092 Who's fighting in here? Nobody move! 414 00:29:38,093 --> 00:29:39,718 - Hold it! - The troops are here! 415 00:29:39,719 --> 00:29:42,096 Quick, let's go! 416 00:29:42,097 --> 00:29:44,098 Why are the troops always after us? 417 00:29:44,099 --> 00:29:46,308 Don't let those Khitans go! 418 00:29:46,309 --> 00:29:47,851 Yes, my lady! 419 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,562 FoIIow me! 420 00:29:50,563 --> 00:29:52,356 Hurry! The troops are gaining! 421 00:29:54,984 --> 00:29:57,486 - Come on, quick! - Go to hell! 422 00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:01,573 Heavy load. 423 00:30:01,741 --> 00:30:03,617 Of course it's heavy. She's a woman. 424 00:30:03,618 --> 00:30:05,953 Oh, Buddha forgive me for being lustful. 425 00:30:05,954 --> 00:30:07,830 Are you okay? 426 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,458 - Come on, get 'em! - Hurry up! 427 00:30:11,459 --> 00:30:13,293 Hurry it up! Come on! 428 00:30:13,294 --> 00:30:14,837 Where'd they go? 429 00:30:25,265 --> 00:30:27,057 - Back at the restaurant? - Oh, yeah. 430 00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:28,892 - Why did we come back here? - Well-- 431 00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:30,644 - Maybe it's another branch. - Oh, no. 432 00:30:30,645 --> 00:30:32,646 This is the only restaurant in town. 433 00:30:32,647 --> 00:30:34,565 WeII, you two go ahead and sleep on the floor. 434 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,608 I'll take care of her. Go on. 435 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,613 I felt better being a monk. 436 00:30:41,614 --> 00:30:43,782 Jun Bao, you can't go on relying on others 437 00:30:43,783 --> 00:30:45,492 like that guy Murong Bai. 438 00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:48,328 We won't rely on others. We can go to work for the restaurant. 439 00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:50,664 We can only stay here the night. 440 00:30:50,665 --> 00:30:52,708 They're not gonna let us stay here forever. 441 00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:54,668 I'll be an official one day. 442 00:30:54,669 --> 00:30:56,795 Well, it doesn't matter to me what you are 443 00:30:56,796 --> 00:30:58,839 as long as you're honest in what you do 444 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,591 and trust your fate to guide you right. 445 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,551 Hey, let's go to sleep now. 446 00:31:11,352 --> 00:31:12,936 My fate. 447 00:31:21,196 --> 00:31:23,822 I swear that l'll be rich and powerful someday. 448 00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:35,918 Governor Liu would never imagine that his bribe money 449 00:31:35,919 --> 00:31:37,795 would be stoIen back from him. 450 00:31:40,256 --> 00:31:42,049 - Hey. - We should give it back 451 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:44,718 to those who lost it. It's obvious we shouId give it back to the poor. 452 00:31:44,719 --> 00:31:46,386 - That's right. - He's collecting this tax money 453 00:31:46,387 --> 00:31:49,973 from the people. So long as he lives, we'll keep stealing it back! 454 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,894 These people are underground rebels. 455 00:31:53,895 --> 00:31:55,771 It's none of our business. Let's get out of here. 456 00:31:55,772 --> 00:31:58,315 I can't pretend I didn't hear what I overheard. 457 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,025 Never mind. Go to sleep. 458 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:02,736 Look, another masked thief. 459 00:32:02,737 --> 00:32:04,947 How dare he steal from Governor Liu? 460 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:07,991 The more, the better! 461 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,785 They're offering more rewards to catch them than yesterday. 462 00:32:09,786 --> 00:32:12,204 Wow, they're worth 500 teals of gold a piece. 463 00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:13,747 That restaurant-- 464 00:32:13,748 --> 00:32:14,706 Mind your own business. 465 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,501 - Delicious buns. - Yeah. 466 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:20,546 - Human meat bun -What? Human meat bun!? 467 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:25,050 May l have your attention? 468 00:32:25,051 --> 00:32:26,802 What are you going to perform then, 469 00:32:26,803 --> 00:32:28,345 lifting heavy weights? 470 00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:30,722 No, I'm a living sandbag, like a human meat bun. 471 00:32:30,890 --> 00:32:32,641 - What's that? - Well... 472 00:32:32,642 --> 00:32:35,686 one cent will allow you one punch. 473 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:38,772 - What do we gain from that? - Right, what do they gain? 474 00:32:38,773 --> 00:32:41,066 If your punch makes me yell in pain, I'll give you three cents! 475 00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:43,569 - And if they make you throw up blood? - lf anybody can make me do that, 476 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,988 - l'll pay you six! - And what if l kill ya? 477 00:32:45,989 --> 00:32:49,908 Well, in that case-- you'll have my life, that's what. 478 00:32:54,414 --> 00:32:57,291 - Wow! - That's 50% at least. 479 00:32:57,292 --> 00:32:59,459 Right. That's 50 punches. 480 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:08,093 Well, that's' all. Would you like to continue, sir? 481 00:33:08,094 --> 00:33:09,928 - Here. - Go on. 482 00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:12,598 I'll kill you! 483 00:33:13,808 --> 00:33:17,144 46, 47, 484 00:33:17,145 --> 00:33:18,395 48... 485 00:33:23,318 --> 00:33:25,152 - Tian Bao, are you aIright? - l'm only pretending, 486 00:33:25,153 --> 00:33:26,737 so we can string them aIong. I'm okay. 487 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,656 Hey, mister, he's faIIing apart. He's aImost finished. 488 00:33:29,657 --> 00:33:31,658 Go on, now. Don't you want to beat him? 489 00:33:35,163 --> 00:33:37,623 Where are my servants? Beat them to death! 490 00:33:37,624 --> 00:33:39,708 I'll pay you all! 491 00:33:42,337 --> 00:33:44,129 What an easy way to earn money, huh? 492 00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:45,756 Yeah, well, I want to get rich. 493 00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:48,884 Well, all l want is to have enough to eat. 494 00:33:48,885 --> 00:33:51,136 I want to buy a house and be a boss. 495 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:53,597 That'd be a lot of punches. 496 00:33:56,643 --> 00:33:59,436 Give me the money. 497 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,521 - But why? - For a tax. 498 00:34:01,522 --> 00:34:04,316 50 cents for profits tax, 499 00:34:04,317 --> 00:34:06,401 another 50 for using government Iand, 500 00:34:06,402 --> 00:34:08,737 50 cents for entertainment tax, 501 00:34:08,738 --> 00:34:10,906 and that's a total of 1 50 cents. 502 00:34:10,907 --> 00:34:12,574 - We won't pay. - Wait. 503 00:34:12,575 --> 00:34:15,160 Tax evasion, huh? Think twice before you do that. 504 00:34:15,161 --> 00:34:16,244 I shall arrest you. 505 00:34:16,245 --> 00:34:19,331 Good sir, we're just common folk. 506 00:34:19,332 --> 00:34:21,750 Heaven and earth as our witness, we wouldn't argue with you. 507 00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:25,963 Here, we'II pay you. 508 00:34:28,049 --> 00:34:29,675 You're a smart one. 509 00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:33,387 Thank you, sir. The fact is, we're new around here. 510 00:34:33,388 --> 00:34:34,930 Only thing we know how to do is fight. 511 00:34:34,931 --> 00:34:37,015 We want to work for you, sir. 512 00:34:37,016 --> 00:34:39,351 Then fight against yourself. Do it now. 513 00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:43,981 Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! 514 00:34:45,858 --> 00:34:47,651 Thank you, sir! 515 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,653 This is my pleasure, sir. 516 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,864 You really are a smart one. 517 00:34:53,032 --> 00:34:55,325 The Royal Eunuch Governor Liu is recruiting now. 518 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:57,911 AII right. Follow me. 519 00:34:57,912 --> 00:34:59,997 Thank you, sir. Jun Bao, let's go. 520 00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:04,668 You're really going? 521 00:35:07,922 --> 00:35:09,464 I'm not going. 522 00:35:12,051 --> 00:35:14,219 When l'm an official, I'll come find you. 523 00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:17,848 Tian Bao! 524 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,725 Take care of yourself. 525 00:35:23,396 --> 00:35:24,855 I wish you good luck. 526 00:35:27,442 --> 00:35:30,235 You shouId not trash yourself like that. 527 00:35:31,654 --> 00:35:35,115 Hey, don't drink anymore. Just forget it. 528 00:35:35,116 --> 00:35:39,661 Little Melon, there are some things you can never forget. 529 00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:43,206 You're so young, you wouldn't understand. 530 00:35:50,089 --> 00:35:51,757 Is Tian Bao with you? 531 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,384 Look at me, dear. You still want a man? 532 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:56,136 I didn't say that I liked him. 533 00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:57,804 I can see right through you. 534 00:35:57,805 --> 00:35:59,931 Drink up, now. 535 00:35:59,932 --> 00:36:02,309 Hey, this is wine, not tea. 536 00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:04,978 No one can drink like this and live. 537 00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:06,688 AII right, that's enough. 538 00:36:06,689 --> 00:36:09,441 Hey, give that back to me! Hey! 539 00:36:09,442 --> 00:36:10,984 - Sorry. - Hey, kid. 540 00:36:10,985 --> 00:36:14,279 Everyone should enjoy their life. She's okay and you're okay, 541 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,822 so here's to ya. 542 00:36:15,823 --> 00:36:17,282 Yeah, well, I don't need your advice. 543 00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:21,661 Stop drinking! 544 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:23,497 What's wrong with you? You'll kill yourself! 545 00:36:23,498 --> 00:36:25,373 Mind your own business! 546 00:36:25,374 --> 00:36:27,167 - No! - Hey, leave him alone. 547 00:36:27,168 --> 00:36:28,960 He'Il stop when he's tired. 548 00:36:29,128 --> 00:36:31,004 Even I can't leave him alone. 549 00:36:31,005 --> 00:36:34,633 - I still have wine here. - Who should we heIp? 550 00:36:36,177 --> 00:36:38,095 - Stop it! - l don't care! 551 00:36:39,639 --> 00:36:40,931 Go ahead, go on. Do another. 552 00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:44,309 That's right, do them all. Then there won't be any wine left. 553 00:36:49,649 --> 00:36:51,316 Will you please calm down? 554 00:36:51,317 --> 00:36:53,151 Zhang Jun Bao, just let go of me. 555 00:36:57,907 --> 00:36:59,783 Stop this! 556 00:37:01,369 --> 00:37:03,537 Wow, you-- 557 00:37:03,538 --> 00:37:06,206 Will you calm down? 558 00:37:06,207 --> 00:37:08,041 The past creates who you are. 559 00:37:08,042 --> 00:37:09,668 It shouldn't be your burden. 560 00:37:09,669 --> 00:37:12,504 lf you go on like this, you'll only be hurting yourself. 561 00:37:28,104 --> 00:37:30,689 BUDDHA'S LAUGH RESTAURANT 562 00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:37,696 Hey, what's with the ball? 563 00:37:37,697 --> 00:37:40,574 I'm trying to understand the Tao. 564 00:37:40,575 --> 00:37:43,201 Everything is round in nature-- the sun is round 565 00:37:43,202 --> 00:37:44,578 and so is the moon. 566 00:37:44,579 --> 00:37:46,288 So watch and learn how to be round and smooth. 567 00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,876 Who's in charge here? 568 00:37:51,961 --> 00:37:53,545 Show your face. 569 00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:58,466 Sirs, you're early. We haven't opened for business yet, 570 00:37:58,467 --> 00:38:00,135 but you're welcome to join us. 571 00:38:00,136 --> 00:38:01,720 Your taxes-- pay now. 572 00:38:01,721 --> 00:38:03,638 We paid a few days ago. 573 00:38:03,639 --> 00:38:06,933 You ate a few days ago too, isn't that true? 574 00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:08,560 The army's being expanded. 575 00:38:08,561 --> 00:38:11,938 You have to pay a uniform tax, an arms manufacturing tax, 576 00:38:11,939 --> 00:38:14,107 and this restaurant has to pay 500 teals. 577 00:38:14,108 --> 00:38:16,735 Well, that's extortion, that is. 578 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:21,198 - You're not a rebeI activist, are you? - The government shouId be reasonable. 579 00:38:23,284 --> 00:38:25,744 - Easy, easy, take it easy. - Just be patient now. 580 00:38:27,288 --> 00:38:31,082 Whoever has a sword in his hand can raise his voice. 581 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:34,961 Now, eat this. 582 00:38:36,964 --> 00:38:38,965 - Be strong. - lf you don't, 583 00:38:38,966 --> 00:38:40,759 I'll arrest everyone. 584 00:38:46,182 --> 00:38:48,600 Your face sure Iooks stupid. 585 00:38:48,601 --> 00:38:50,310 No, you mustn't. 586 00:38:50,311 --> 00:38:52,354 It's just much too dangerous. 587 00:38:52,355 --> 00:38:54,981 Have no money? All right. 588 00:38:54,982 --> 00:38:56,650 Then just bow to me 30 times 589 00:38:56,651 --> 00:38:59,486 and I'll consider granting you an exemption. 590 00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:02,239 Go on. Bow down. 591 00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:06,952 Do it! Kneel! 592 00:39:11,624 --> 00:39:13,166 You think you're tough, do you? 593 00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:15,126 lf you don't kneel, that means you're a rebel and l'll execute you! 594 00:39:15,127 --> 00:39:16,920 This is too much! Go to hell! 595 00:39:19,298 --> 00:39:21,800 You eat this and bow down! 596 00:39:23,010 --> 00:39:25,345 You rebels, I'll kill you all. 597 00:39:25,346 --> 00:39:27,806 Attack! 598 00:39:31,018 --> 00:39:34,396 They can't leave! Shut the doors and windows to keep them in! 599 00:40:44,842 --> 00:40:46,760 What sins we have committed here. 600 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:50,388 Blacksmith, you go get rid of the corpses, okay? 601 00:40:58,397 --> 00:40:59,606 Don't let him get away! 602 00:40:59,607 --> 00:41:00,815 We'll be dead if he tells the others! 603 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,488 Wait, something's not right here. 604 00:41:06,489 --> 00:41:09,407 Hey, we're both vegetarians. Do me a favor and let's get going! 605 00:41:15,664 --> 00:41:17,791 Shit. He's almost reached his camp. 606 00:41:17,792 --> 00:41:19,542 Come on, hurry up, will ya? 607 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:20,877 Whoa. 608 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,174 - What happened, sir? - Rebels at the restaurant. 609 00:41:26,175 --> 00:41:28,968 I'll report to Master Liu. Here comes one now, you stop him. 610 00:41:28,969 --> 00:41:30,512 I'll handle it. 611 00:41:34,517 --> 00:41:37,102 I killed him for you. 612 00:41:40,689 --> 00:41:42,816 Those people at the restaurant aren't good. 613 00:41:42,817 --> 00:41:44,484 You mustn't go around with them. 614 00:41:44,485 --> 00:41:46,277 I think they're pretty nice. 615 00:41:46,445 --> 00:41:48,905 You're a criminal and l'm a soldier. We're on opposite sides. 616 00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:51,658 Nah. Oh, hey, now that you're a soldier 617 00:41:51,659 --> 00:41:53,243 how's your life in the barracks? 618 00:41:54,537 --> 00:41:58,081 You know me, I always could take care of myself. 619 00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:02,043 - And you? - Well, I think l like the old days. 620 00:42:02,044 --> 00:42:03,753 We were so carefree. 621 00:42:03,754 --> 00:42:06,339 If I could only have a red bean bun now. That's what I would like. 622 00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:09,843 Jun Bao, don't think of the past. 623 00:42:09,844 --> 00:42:11,845 Look to the future. 624 00:42:11,846 --> 00:42:14,013 That's the reality. 625 00:42:14,014 --> 00:42:15,640 And one day I'll have it all. 626 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,859 Tian Bao, can you give me any pointers on riding this horse? 627 00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:27,193 It's real easy. 628 00:42:27,194 --> 00:42:30,155 Hey, that's too fast! 629 00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:34,159 I am the master of my own destiny. 630 00:43:01,896 --> 00:43:04,647 The purpose of today's contest 631 00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:06,983 is to choose from among the best combatants 632 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:10,236 the person with the best martial arts skill to be general. 633 00:43:10,237 --> 00:43:12,614 Now let the contest begin. 634 00:43:31,091 --> 00:43:32,634 Master, this is too easy. 635 00:43:32,635 --> 00:43:36,137 So to dispel any doubts, I invite anyone to come challenge me. 636 00:43:36,138 --> 00:43:39,307 Master, Tian Bao here to serve you. 637 00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,269 With pleasure. 638 00:44:11,757 --> 00:44:13,967 Very vicious. 639 00:44:13,968 --> 00:44:16,010 I'll warn him, Master. 640 00:44:29,650 --> 00:44:31,484 Master. 641 00:44:31,485 --> 00:44:33,111 Dismissed. 642 00:44:44,206 --> 00:44:47,500 You went too far. Not worthy of a soldier. 643 00:44:47,501 --> 00:44:49,961 By your actions, you've brought shame to me. 644 00:44:49,962 --> 00:44:52,171 The first rule in the army 645 00:44:52,172 --> 00:44:54,382 is that you mustn't offend the majority. 646 00:44:54,383 --> 00:44:56,634 Luckily, the governor is lenient. 647 00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:01,681 Wait, sir. Sir, I know l did wrong. 648 00:45:01,682 --> 00:45:04,517 I just wanted to advance. Give me another chance. 649 00:45:04,518 --> 00:45:06,603 I'll show you what I can do! 650 00:45:07,855 --> 00:45:10,398 I'll wait to see how you perform. 651 00:45:16,655 --> 00:45:20,325 Ah, Qiu Xue, I know what you could do here. You could be a bartender. 652 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:23,036 Okay. Where there's wine, you won't find me too far away. 653 00:45:23,037 --> 00:45:26,414 And Jun Bao can earn his keep by being a waiter. 654 00:45:26,415 --> 00:45:27,957 - Mm, yeah! - Mmn! 655 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,752 - And you can clean the toilet. - Sure, no probIem. 656 00:45:30,753 --> 00:45:33,755 - And will you wash my undercIothes? - Sure. 657 00:45:33,756 --> 00:45:36,215 I don't even know if you have ever washed your underpants. 658 00:45:36,216 --> 00:45:39,469 - You've never washed your underpants? - What's so funny? 659 00:45:41,555 --> 00:45:44,557 Tian Bao, what are you doing back here? 660 00:45:44,558 --> 00:45:46,392 You must go. Get out of here! 661 00:45:46,393 --> 00:45:47,894 They found out everything-- 662 00:45:47,895 --> 00:45:50,146 all the taxes you stole and the kiIIings. 663 00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:52,565 The troops are on their way. They're going to arrest you. 664 00:45:52,566 --> 00:45:54,734 We've got to get going right away. 665 00:45:54,735 --> 00:45:56,611 You go on ahead. I'll destroy the evidence. 666 00:45:56,612 --> 00:45:58,279 - You follow quickly! - Go on! 667 00:46:07,414 --> 00:46:09,707 - Go and arrest them! - Yes, sir! 668 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:11,376 No! 669 00:46:12,544 --> 00:46:15,797 - Did you kill my tax officer? - Yes, l did. 670 00:46:15,798 --> 00:46:17,340 And I'll kill you, you impudent tyrant! 671 00:46:24,098 --> 00:46:26,432 May you rest in piece, boss. 672 00:46:27,893 --> 00:46:29,769 Bless us, there in heaven. 673 00:46:29,770 --> 00:46:33,231 "Heaven?" We must avenge the boss! 674 00:46:33,232 --> 00:46:34,732 I don't know about the rest of you, 675 00:46:34,733 --> 00:46:36,567 but I'm ready to storm the barracks and kill the governor. 676 00:46:36,568 --> 00:46:39,612 Hey, we need a plan. Don't be in such a rush. 677 00:46:39,613 --> 00:46:41,781 He killed them all last time without a plan. 678 00:46:41,782 --> 00:46:44,742 We can't fight the whole army, but there must be something we can do. 679 00:46:44,743 --> 00:46:46,828 There is strength in numbers. 680 00:46:46,829 --> 00:46:48,788 You must know the other rebel organizations. 681 00:46:48,789 --> 00:46:51,582 lf you contact them, you could join forces. 682 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,750 I'll organize it. 683 00:46:52,751 --> 00:46:55,128 Good. I'II work on the inside. 684 00:46:55,129 --> 00:46:57,797 Day after tomorrow, most of the army will be out on maneuvers. 685 00:46:57,798 --> 00:47:00,466 That would be the perfect time. We'll get right to Liu. 686 00:47:00,467 --> 00:47:02,468 You join with the others and we'll destroy the governor. 687 00:47:02,469 --> 00:47:04,011 - All right! - Good. 688 00:47:04,012 --> 00:47:05,847 We'll go and kill them all. 689 00:47:05,848 --> 00:47:07,849 - Great! - All right. We'd better get ready. 690 00:47:07,850 --> 00:47:10,143 - All right. - Tian Bao. 691 00:47:10,144 --> 00:47:11,644 Take care. 692 00:47:22,781 --> 00:47:24,240 Get down! 693 00:47:30,330 --> 00:47:31,956 That way. 694 00:47:41,884 --> 00:47:43,760 Who's there? 695 00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:48,848 Oh, sorry. 696 00:47:48,849 --> 00:47:51,017 I just had to take a piss back there. 697 00:47:51,018 --> 00:47:52,977 Well, okay. All right, men. Let's go. 698 00:47:52,978 --> 00:47:54,228 AII right. 699 00:47:57,274 --> 00:47:59,484 Well, that was close. I gotta piss. 700 00:48:01,236 --> 00:48:03,237 It's all right. I'll hold on. 701 00:48:05,032 --> 00:48:07,867 Where's Governor Liu? He's in that tent with just a few guards. 702 00:48:07,868 --> 00:48:09,869 - This is our chance. - Right. 703 00:48:33,393 --> 00:48:36,521 - Hey, what's going on? - Where is Tian Bao? 704 00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,606 Kill. 705 00:49:01,547 --> 00:49:03,840 Come on, lads, kill him! 706 00:49:05,801 --> 00:49:07,218 Five so far! 707 00:49:12,266 --> 00:49:13,391 Oh, what a tragedy! 708 00:49:13,392 --> 00:49:17,019 Life is for living. To live is to die. 709 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:18,229 To die is to live. 710 00:50:15,871 --> 00:50:17,955 Tian Bao. 711 00:50:31,386 --> 00:50:33,429 Gotta do something. 712 00:50:54,993 --> 00:50:56,494 Blacksmith! 713 00:50:58,038 --> 00:51:00,498 Who betrayed us? Blacksmith, hang on! 714 00:51:08,674 --> 00:51:10,174 Who betrayed us? 715 00:51:19,101 --> 00:51:21,435 Who betrayed us?! 716 00:52:14,197 --> 00:52:16,323 Tian Bao. 717 00:52:23,165 --> 00:52:24,582 Let's go! 718 00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:33,924 - Qiu Xue! - Jun Bao, come on! 719 00:52:54,654 --> 00:52:58,157 I overestimated the strength of those miserable rebels. 720 00:52:58,158 --> 00:53:02,203 Nevertheless, I must admit that your clever setup 721 00:53:02,204 --> 00:53:04,413 did save me a lot of trouble. 722 00:53:04,414 --> 00:53:07,541 I'm loyal to you, Master. 723 00:53:07,542 --> 00:53:09,919 You betrayed your friends. 724 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,171 What's to say you won't betray me in the future? 725 00:53:12,172 --> 00:53:15,966 My whole career depends on you. Would l destroy my own career? 726 00:53:17,886 --> 00:53:22,515 WeII, then I should have promoted you to general last time, Tian Bao, 727 00:53:22,516 --> 00:53:24,350 but you were only a soldier. 728 00:53:24,351 --> 00:53:27,812 Your promotion would have caused jealousy among your fellow soldiers. 729 00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:31,273 But from now on, you shall be Royal Lieutenant. 730 00:53:31,274 --> 00:53:32,858 Thank you, Master. 731 00:53:37,155 --> 00:53:39,615 The one who escaped has great martial arts skill. 732 00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:41,617 I need the best people. 733 00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:43,994 Recruit him if you can and we'll work together 734 00:53:43,995 --> 00:53:45,830 for his majesty the Emperor. 735 00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:48,124 If you can't, then destroy him. 736 00:53:56,049 --> 00:53:57,967 Get up. Let me carry you. 737 00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:00,928 You are a traitor. You lured them aII to their deaths! 738 00:54:02,097 --> 00:54:04,265 They took you in when you were poor and in need. 739 00:54:05,475 --> 00:54:07,184 Oh, my brothers, how you have died! 740 00:54:07,185 --> 00:54:09,103 It's your fault, you bastard! 741 00:54:09,104 --> 00:54:10,563 I'll kill you! 742 00:54:10,564 --> 00:54:12,606 No! Don't! 743 00:54:12,607 --> 00:54:15,025 He doesn't feel any better about this than you do! 744 00:54:15,026 --> 00:54:17,403 He was betrayed by the one he trusted the most. 745 00:54:17,404 --> 00:54:19,697 We mustn't blame him! 746 00:54:19,698 --> 00:54:21,699 I don't give a damn how he feels. 747 00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:23,492 It's still his fault! 748 00:54:23,493 --> 00:54:25,035 Let's go! 749 00:54:25,203 --> 00:54:26,871 Jun Bao. 750 00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:30,040 I'll go save the survivors myself! 751 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,281 I know you're angry, 752 00:55:02,282 --> 00:55:04,074 but I just wanted to save you. 753 00:55:05,619 --> 00:55:07,369 Those rebels would have met their fate sooner or later. 754 00:55:08,788 --> 00:55:11,248 The most important thing is we'll always be together now. 755 00:55:39,945 --> 00:55:42,404 I thought that you were a ruthless and ambitious person. 756 00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:45,616 l didn't realize that you couldn't handle a woman. 757 00:55:45,617 --> 00:55:48,619 Master, I was too impulsive. Forgive me. 758 00:55:49,996 --> 00:55:51,622 I'll kill you! 759 00:55:54,834 --> 00:55:57,044 How can you keep a rebel in your quarters? 760 00:55:57,045 --> 00:55:59,171 Are you an officer or not? 761 00:56:07,389 --> 00:56:11,016 I am successful because I have no need of women. 762 00:56:11,017 --> 00:56:14,478 lf women aren't for you, then they won't be for me either, sir. 763 00:56:16,398 --> 00:56:19,566 I didn't ask you to kill her, but you were smart! 764 00:56:19,567 --> 00:56:21,652 Thank you, Master. 765 00:56:51,433 --> 00:56:53,851 Jun Bao, I've opened the door to great wealth. 766 00:56:53,852 --> 00:56:55,894 You just have to come in. 767 00:56:55,895 --> 00:56:58,188 I don't want your wealth. Release her! 768 00:56:58,189 --> 00:57:00,107 We've known each other for 20 years! 769 00:57:00,108 --> 00:57:02,735 Isn't it a fact that we always shared everything? 770 00:57:02,736 --> 00:57:05,904 Master Liu will promote us. I've created a lot of opportunity. 771 00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:09,074 Let us work together and we'll be great men. 772 00:57:09,075 --> 00:57:11,577 Tian Bao, I don't know who you are any Ionger. 773 00:57:11,578 --> 00:57:14,413 I don't want to know anyone who would choose wealth over his friends. 774 00:57:14,414 --> 00:57:16,248 What do you know about that?! 775 00:57:16,249 --> 00:57:18,584 Those rebels deserved everything they got. 776 00:57:18,585 --> 00:57:20,919 They died because l trusted you. 777 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,629 Now release the one remaining. 778 00:57:22,630 --> 00:57:26,925 Anyone who tries to go against me has chosen a fate of death. 779 00:57:26,926 --> 00:57:28,927 - Attack! - Sir! 780 00:58:51,052 --> 00:58:52,594 I'll ask you one more time. 781 00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,471 I'm inviting you to join me. 782 00:58:54,472 --> 00:58:56,098 I will never join with the likes of you. 783 00:59:16,578 --> 00:59:18,537 Jun Bao, I don't want to have to kill you! 784 00:59:18,538 --> 00:59:20,831 You have made this situation what it is. 785 00:59:20,832 --> 00:59:22,875 Jun Bao, your kung fu is inferior. 786 00:59:22,876 --> 00:59:25,878 - I fight for all the innocents you killed. - Is that so? 787 00:59:25,879 --> 00:59:27,921 You shouId know I kiIIed Little Melon too! 788 01:00:38,785 --> 01:00:40,369 I strike, Jun Bao! 789 01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:49,086 I'll teach you! 790 01:00:50,129 --> 01:00:51,588 Strike before the enemy! 791 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:28,458 Jun Bao! 792 01:01:52,358 --> 01:01:55,027 Put this on his wound. It's very effective. 793 01:01:55,028 --> 01:01:57,738 Hold on. This could hurt. 794 01:02:01,659 --> 01:02:02,826 Why doesn't he seem to feel anything? 795 01:02:05,705 --> 01:02:07,122 I'll see. 796 01:02:14,380 --> 01:02:16,882 No feeling at all! Ow! 797 01:02:18,217 --> 01:02:21,386 - Does it hurt? - Yes, it hurts! 798 01:02:21,387 --> 01:02:24,181 Hold on. 799 01:02:25,558 --> 01:02:27,517 WeII now, what do you think about this? 800 01:02:27,518 --> 01:02:29,853 He's received the worst shock of his life. 801 01:02:29,854 --> 01:02:32,064 He was betrayed by the one he most trusted. 802 01:02:32,065 --> 01:02:33,815 Because of that, many good people were killed. 803 01:02:33,816 --> 01:02:36,234 This accounts for his behavior. 804 01:02:36,235 --> 01:02:37,903 Will he recover? 805 01:02:37,904 --> 01:02:40,113 Well, maybe, in a couple of days. 806 01:02:40,114 --> 01:02:43,575 You're a sacred man. You know what happened to Tian Bao. 807 01:02:43,576 --> 01:02:46,244 You shake your head and you sigh. 808 01:02:46,245 --> 01:02:48,747 You are an admirable gentleman. 809 01:02:48,748 --> 01:02:51,249 Then again, it might take two or three years for him to recover. 810 01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:53,043 An admirable man. 811 01:03:07,975 --> 01:03:10,102 - No! I didn't betray you! - lt's all right! 812 01:03:10,103 --> 01:03:11,770 - lt's all my fault! - Calm down. lt's only a dream! 813 01:03:11,771 --> 01:03:13,105 It's all right! 814 01:03:14,565 --> 01:03:16,483 But it's true. 815 01:03:16,484 --> 01:03:18,318 It's all true. 816 01:03:21,781 --> 01:03:23,949 They were sitting right there, our friends. 817 01:03:23,950 --> 01:03:26,451 - There-- - Have some wine. A little. 818 01:03:28,121 --> 01:03:29,454 A IittIe? 819 01:03:37,672 --> 01:03:39,339 I know I made you all worry about me. 820 01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:44,052 But l just couldn't help myself. 821 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,472 Sorry. 822 01:03:47,473 --> 01:03:50,308 So sorry. 823 01:03:53,855 --> 01:03:56,231 Hey, do you think this will work? 824 01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:58,275 It's worth a try. 825 01:03:59,318 --> 01:04:02,279 lf we can stimulate the right meridian points... 826 01:04:03,781 --> 01:04:06,658 Jun Bao? 827 01:04:06,659 --> 01:04:08,201 - Brother? - What? 828 01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:16,668 Now trust me, this'll be good for you. 829 01:04:16,669 --> 01:04:18,003 - Yeah, good for you. - I don't want anything good. 830 01:04:18,004 --> 01:04:19,171 You take it! 831 01:04:29,223 --> 01:04:30,932 That's all right, you don't have to cry. 832 01:04:30,933 --> 01:04:33,727 But he got me on my crying nerve points. 833 01:04:33,728 --> 01:04:35,854 Look, he got you too... 834 01:04:38,316 --> 01:04:40,400 on your laughing nerve points. 835 01:05:04,550 --> 01:05:06,384 You're a pile of shit! 836 01:05:06,385 --> 01:05:09,471 He Kun, did you train these men? 837 01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:11,389 I can't believe you're so inept. 838 01:05:11,390 --> 01:05:14,392 You needn't insult me and my training technique. 839 01:05:14,393 --> 01:05:17,979 The way you abuse the men, mark my words, they'll rebel one day. 840 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:21,650 These are soldiers. Only the best will be able to survive. 841 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:24,444 And that goes for you too. 842 01:05:24,445 --> 01:05:27,405 Tian Bao, you may control the army now, 843 01:05:27,406 --> 01:05:30,492 but you should remember I'm the one who gave you your chance. 844 01:05:30,493 --> 01:05:32,494 Sentimentality! 845 01:05:32,495 --> 01:05:34,955 He Kun, we don't have any friendship. 846 01:05:34,956 --> 01:05:38,041 I'll put a stop to your arrogance. I'll go see Governor Liu. 847 01:05:48,511 --> 01:05:50,303 Those who disobey must die. 848 01:05:50,304 --> 01:05:52,347 Now continue. 849 01:05:55,351 --> 01:06:00,480 - Jun Bao? - Jun Bao? 850 01:06:00,481 --> 01:06:03,275 - Now where is he? Jun Bao? - Where could he hide? 851 01:06:04,819 --> 01:06:05,944 Huh? Jun Bao! 852 01:06:10,116 --> 01:06:11,658 Shh. 853 01:06:11,659 --> 01:06:13,827 Stay cool. Stay cool. 854 01:06:13,828 --> 01:06:16,788 You stay cool! Jun Bao, you look like shit! 855 01:06:16,789 --> 01:06:18,415 You must be carefuI of your wounds. 856 01:06:20,084 --> 01:06:21,209 I wasn't hurt. 857 01:06:21,210 --> 01:06:23,128 Huh? 858 01:06:23,129 --> 01:06:25,297 Now you two need to get cool. 859 01:06:31,137 --> 01:06:32,888 Get out of there. 860 01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:36,016 Oh, that hurts. 861 01:06:36,017 --> 01:06:37,642 A good sign of recovery. 862 01:06:37,643 --> 01:06:39,394 Master? 863 01:06:40,855 --> 01:06:43,148 My master, I'm scared. 864 01:06:43,149 --> 01:06:45,734 I don't want to learn kung fu. I don't want to fight. 865 01:06:45,735 --> 01:06:48,278 - I just want a red bean bun. - Let's see what he's doing. 866 01:06:48,279 --> 01:06:51,197 Master, you've lost weight 867 01:06:51,198 --> 01:06:52,991 and grown taller. 868 01:06:52,992 --> 01:06:56,369 A few more wrinkIes. You're still a handsome man, though. 869 01:06:56,370 --> 01:06:58,955 Jun Bao, come on. It's just a wooden pole. 870 01:06:58,956 --> 01:07:00,665 It is not your master. 871 01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:02,250 Come on. 872 01:07:20,728 --> 01:07:22,646 - You all right? - Yep. 873 01:07:22,647 --> 01:07:24,522 See? 874 01:07:24,523 --> 01:07:27,525 What? You say you're okay? 875 01:07:27,526 --> 01:07:29,778 No problem. 876 01:07:29,779 --> 01:07:31,613 I just gotta get him to take a rest. 877 01:07:35,910 --> 01:07:37,702 Here. 878 01:07:37,703 --> 01:07:39,788 Go to sleep. Take a rest. 879 01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:41,957 Go to sleep. Take a rest! 880 01:07:45,044 --> 01:07:47,420 The sheet's too small. How can I sleep? 881 01:07:47,421 --> 01:07:50,340 - Is it going to work? - Well, it'd better work. 882 01:07:50,341 --> 01:07:52,842 If it doesn't work, I'll slap myself 1 0 times. 883 01:07:55,554 --> 01:07:58,682 Try to rest. And you'II recover soon. 884 01:08:07,733 --> 01:08:10,485 Oh my God, l deserve this! 885 01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:12,237 One, two, three, 886 01:08:12,238 --> 01:08:14,364 four, five, six, 887 01:08:14,365 --> 01:08:16,074 - seven, eight, nine, 1 0. - You helped me when I was hurting. 888 01:08:16,075 --> 01:08:19,744 - Now l'm going to help you. - And 1 0 times more. Ow! 889 01:08:33,551 --> 01:08:36,136 - We mustn't let down the Lieutenant! - Yes! 890 01:08:36,137 --> 01:08:39,139 Whoever doesn't try his hardest... 891 01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:40,765 is going to suffer! 892 01:08:40,766 --> 01:08:43,435 Ready, and start! 893 01:08:43,436 --> 01:08:45,645 Yes! 894 01:08:45,646 --> 01:08:49,065 ln order to practice kung fu, you must have a body as hard as steel! 895 01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:04,289 Keep going! Don't stop! 896 01:09:06,125 --> 01:09:07,959 Zhang Jun Bao, you killed those people. 897 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,795 It's your fault. You did it. 898 01:09:10,796 --> 01:09:13,339 You did. You deserve to die. 899 01:09:13,340 --> 01:09:15,592 You did it! You did it! It's your fauIt! 900 01:09:15,593 --> 01:09:16,885 - You should die! - Ow! 901 01:09:18,095 --> 01:09:20,513 - He almost killed me. - He does this almost every morning. 902 01:09:20,514 --> 01:09:22,932 Do you understand? 903 01:09:23,100 --> 01:09:24,976 What's that? 904 01:09:24,977 --> 01:09:26,603 I'm not sure I know what you mean. 905 01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:31,649 Oh, now l get it. 906 01:09:31,650 --> 01:09:33,610 And he's Iike this at noon. 907 01:09:33,611 --> 01:09:36,321 And in the evening he's bad too. 908 01:09:36,322 --> 01:09:39,157 He gets crazy like that three times a day. 909 01:09:39,158 --> 01:09:40,825 He should not be called Jun Bao 910 01:09:40,826 --> 01:09:42,452 but San Feng (Thrice crazy)! 911 01:09:42,453 --> 01:09:44,454 Huh? 912 01:09:47,374 --> 01:09:49,501 Jun Bao, time to eat. 913 01:09:49,502 --> 01:09:51,169 You haven't eaten for days now. 914 01:09:51,170 --> 01:09:54,798 Hey, you eat rice with your mouth and not with your nose. 915 01:10:15,486 --> 01:10:16,486 Eat it! 916 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:24,160 Crazy again? Right on schedule, San Feng. 917 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:36,714 Lord Master Liu, these are the rebels I have arrested 918 01:10:36,715 --> 01:10:38,174 and the taxes l've collected. 919 01:10:40,261 --> 01:10:43,304 You have done my job for me. l have nothing to do. 920 01:10:43,305 --> 01:10:46,099 I am learning from you, Master. It's a joy to serve you. 921 01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:48,434 l simply want to make your duties easier for you. 922 01:10:48,435 --> 01:10:50,854 AII across the entire country 923 01:10:50,855 --> 01:10:52,689 there are rebellions that have erupted, 924 01:10:52,690 --> 01:10:54,858 except in my province. 925 01:10:54,859 --> 01:10:57,235 And the tax returns are very high. 926 01:10:57,236 --> 01:11:00,864 His highness has asked me to report to the royal court. 927 01:11:02,741 --> 01:11:05,076 We'll be loyaI to you whiIe you're away 928 01:11:05,077 --> 01:11:07,036 to repay all the kindness you have given to us. 929 01:11:07,204 --> 01:11:09,789 The other officials should take a lesson from you. 930 01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:11,875 Why don't you come with me there? 931 01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,668 We'll see the emperor. 932 01:11:13,669 --> 01:11:15,920 Thank you, Master. 933 01:11:15,921 --> 01:11:21,301 But until that time, I do not want to hear of any rebeIIion in my province 934 01:11:21,302 --> 01:11:24,012 or of any discontent in my court! 935 01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:25,972 Yes, Master! 936 01:11:31,770 --> 01:11:35,190 We wish all the best of luck to our beloved Lieutenant. 937 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,291 Jun Bao, don't do that. It's very dirty. 938 01:11:53,292 --> 01:11:54,959 Here, this water's cIean. 939 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,461 Oh, very good. 940 01:11:56,462 --> 01:11:58,254 My hands are dirty from too much killing. 941 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:02,884 - Thanks. - Jun Bao, don't do that. 942 01:12:02,885 --> 01:12:04,469 Come on, stop it now. 943 01:12:04,470 --> 01:12:06,596 Oh, l get it. I'll wash my face. 944 01:12:06,597 --> 01:12:08,431 - No, Jun Bao, no! - Let me wash... 945 01:12:11,477 --> 01:12:14,479 WaIking out in the sunshine and fresh air will help you. 946 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:17,815 I hope you don't get a sunburn. 947 01:12:19,193 --> 01:12:22,445 Look around. Everything in nature has its true purpose. 948 01:12:26,158 --> 01:12:28,034 This tree has withered and died, 949 01:12:28,035 --> 01:12:29,869 and yet new life continues on it. 950 01:12:29,870 --> 01:12:31,621 You could be Iike that. 951 01:12:31,622 --> 01:12:34,123 Brother! Brother! 952 01:12:34,291 --> 01:12:37,001 - What is it? - Sister-in-law has just given birth! 953 01:12:37,002 --> 01:12:38,503 - Hurry home now! - Really? 954 01:12:38,504 --> 01:12:40,296 Yes, let's go! 955 01:12:40,297 --> 01:12:42,423 What shall we call the baby? 956 01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:44,592 That load of firewood is too heavy. 957 01:12:44,593 --> 01:12:46,344 Your child is waiting for you. 958 01:12:46,345 --> 01:12:50,181 Now put down that firewood or you are too greedy. 959 01:12:50,182 --> 01:12:55,436 - You're right. Hurry! - Hey, wait for me! 960 01:12:55,437 --> 01:12:57,021 Lower your burden. 961 01:12:57,022 --> 01:12:58,815 - Run towards new life. - Right. 962 01:12:58,816 --> 01:13:00,733 I hope that he gets home quickly. 963 01:13:00,734 --> 01:13:02,944 Lower your burden. 964 01:13:02,945 --> 01:13:04,529 Run towards new life. 965 01:13:06,073 --> 01:13:09,200 Lower your burden. Run towards new life. 966 01:13:09,201 --> 01:13:12,161 Lower your burden. Run towards new life! 967 01:13:19,545 --> 01:13:22,046 This is the book of the chi life energy, 968 01:13:22,047 --> 01:13:24,215 not a manual of martial arts. 969 01:13:24,216 --> 01:13:27,093 When you are confused, it can bring you peace. 970 01:13:30,097 --> 01:13:32,390 This book of the chi is so refined 971 01:13:32,391 --> 01:13:34,350 that it teaches to avoid killing the enemy, 972 01:13:34,351 --> 01:13:36,561 but make best use of every opportunity. 973 01:13:36,562 --> 01:13:40,273 Gather together, but don't use force. 974 01:13:40,274 --> 01:13:42,400 Force wiII not break it. 975 01:13:42,401 --> 01:13:44,777 But how can l break it without force? 976 01:13:44,778 --> 01:13:48,656 No fancy tricks or the flow will cease. 977 01:13:48,657 --> 01:13:51,534 The air current should match the universe. 978 01:13:51,535 --> 01:13:54,370 No desire. No lust. 979 01:13:56,165 --> 01:13:58,166 What else have you learned from that book?! 980 01:14:00,627 --> 01:14:03,421 No immovable roots. No stirring of dust. 981 01:14:03,422 --> 01:14:05,131 Only the way of nature. 982 01:14:05,132 --> 01:14:09,552 This is called Tai Chi. 983 01:14:12,639 --> 01:14:14,515 Hey, I'm aII right now. 984 01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:17,393 It's just that l feel a little sad. 985 01:14:17,394 --> 01:14:19,604 Hey, your past creates who you are. 986 01:14:19,605 --> 01:14:21,064 It shouldn't become your burden. 987 01:14:24,109 --> 01:14:25,234 Come eat, Jun Bao. 988 01:14:25,402 --> 01:14:27,528 You've just recovered, so you shouId eat plenty. 989 01:14:27,529 --> 01:14:29,238 - Don't go crazy now. San Feng. - Hey! 990 01:14:33,452 --> 01:14:36,621 San Fong? Zhang San Fong? 991 01:14:36,622 --> 01:14:38,539 That's not much of a choice. 992 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:40,041 Right. 993 01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:45,755 Jun Bao, forget the past. 994 01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:53,513 Why doesn't this lie down? 995 01:14:53,514 --> 01:14:55,640 It's not sleepy yet, that's all. 996 01:14:55,641 --> 01:14:57,600 Come on. Stop fooling around. 997 01:14:57,601 --> 01:15:00,478 WeII, there's a piece of iron in the bottom of it. 998 01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:02,814 Breathing like nature. 999 01:15:02,815 --> 01:15:04,607 Universal wind. 1000 01:15:11,657 --> 01:15:14,575 Keep your center of gravity and utilize the attacker's force. 1001 01:15:18,247 --> 01:15:20,581 A spinning ball repels other objects it touches, 1002 01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:22,208 yet itself stands steady and firm. 1003 01:15:22,209 --> 01:15:24,168 Damned ball ruined dinner! 1004 01:15:27,172 --> 01:15:28,297 - Shit! - Hey! 1005 01:15:28,465 --> 01:15:31,426 Even in movement, there is always stillness. 1006 01:15:36,598 --> 01:15:38,599 He's understanding something. 1007 01:15:47,651 --> 01:15:50,153 No matter how hard l push, the water springs it back. 1008 01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:52,363 The stronger you are, the stronger your opponent. 1009 01:15:52,364 --> 01:15:53,948 I can't even defeat still water. 1010 01:15:53,949 --> 01:15:55,783 Jun Bao, how are you? 1011 01:15:55,784 --> 01:15:57,368 Have you gone crazy again? 1012 01:15:57,369 --> 01:15:59,912 I finally understand what is natural. 1013 01:16:01,373 --> 01:16:03,249 Everything's in nature. 1014 01:16:07,212 --> 01:16:08,880 I look that bad now? 1015 01:18:00,617 --> 01:18:02,451 - What is it? What's wrong? - Come on, out! 1016 01:18:02,452 --> 01:18:04,328 Come on, get out. 1017 01:18:04,329 --> 01:18:06,998 Kneel! 1018 01:18:06,999 --> 01:18:09,834 Where's Zhang Jun Bao? I think you know. 1019 01:18:09,835 --> 01:18:13,879 Who? Who is Zhang Jun Bao? 1020 01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,381 Kill his wife! 1021 01:18:15,382 --> 01:18:17,758 Kill his daughter if he won't talk. 1022 01:18:17,759 --> 01:18:20,720 No, don't kill her! She's innocent. 1023 01:18:20,721 --> 01:18:22,847 Kill! 1024 01:18:22,848 --> 01:18:26,017 You are a kiIIer! You are a ruthIess murderer! 1025 01:18:26,018 --> 01:18:30,438 You're nothing. Whoever defends Zhang Jun Bao 1026 01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,398 declares he's an enemy of mine 1027 01:18:32,399 --> 01:18:34,150 and will die like him! 1028 01:18:38,488 --> 01:18:40,197 - Brother Ling! - Brother Ling! 1029 01:18:40,198 --> 01:18:41,532 - Brother Ling! - What is it? 1030 01:18:41,533 --> 01:18:43,701 Tian Bao is getting crazier. 1031 01:18:43,702 --> 01:18:45,703 He's more ruthIess than Governor Liu. 1032 01:18:45,704 --> 01:18:47,830 He killed the grocer and his whole family 1033 01:18:47,831 --> 01:18:50,207 - right in the street! - Yeah, that's right. 1034 01:18:50,208 --> 01:18:52,376 He said he's gonna kill even more people 1035 01:18:52,377 --> 01:18:54,378 if we don't tell him where you are. 1036 01:18:54,379 --> 01:18:56,631 Take care of yourselves. We're going. 1037 01:18:57,674 --> 01:18:59,467 And you take care as well. 1038 01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:02,511 Taoism teaches us to avoid disaster. Let's go. 1039 01:19:02,679 --> 01:19:06,223 Taoism also teaches us to help other people. 1040 01:19:06,224 --> 01:19:08,559 You should know the importance of doing nothing. 1041 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:11,520 If you have a heart, how can you do nothing? 1042 01:19:12,898 --> 01:19:15,024 In order to avoid the deaths of more innocents 1043 01:19:15,025 --> 01:19:18,486 I must stop him by doing anything that l can. 1044 01:19:18,487 --> 01:19:21,447 But what if something happens to you? 1045 01:19:21,448 --> 01:19:24,575 If so, it's fate. 1046 01:19:24,576 --> 01:19:26,410 Then I'll go with you. 1047 01:19:26,411 --> 01:19:28,537 I think you had better stay. 1048 01:19:28,705 --> 01:19:31,207 I know. I'd only get in the way. 1049 01:19:33,085 --> 01:19:35,252 These good-luck charms don't usually work, 1050 01:19:35,253 --> 01:19:37,088 but I hope they do now. 1051 01:19:39,091 --> 01:19:41,384 I've studied Taoism all my life and I still don't get it, 1052 01:19:41,385 --> 01:19:43,803 but you realize its truth in an instant. 1053 01:19:43,804 --> 01:19:46,889 You'll be a master of masters. l'm gonna retire. 1054 01:19:50,268 --> 01:19:53,270 Congratulations on your invitation to the palace. 1055 01:19:53,271 --> 01:19:57,733 I'm sure you'll have a Iong life and great wealth. 1056 01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:23,509 Rebels. 1057 01:20:23,510 --> 01:20:25,261 Why have you come here? 1058 01:20:25,262 --> 01:20:26,762 Do you want to die? 1059 01:20:28,348 --> 01:20:30,307 We've come to deliver that fate to you. 1060 01:20:30,308 --> 01:20:31,892 You cannot escape from it anymore. 1061 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,618 God is benevolent. 1062 01:20:51,371 --> 01:20:53,581 Why fight with swords and spears? 1063 01:22:57,455 --> 01:22:59,915 Don't kill me. Please don't. 1064 01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:02,793 I won't kiII you. You have a job to do. 1065 01:23:02,794 --> 01:23:04,670 Get up. 1066 01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:46,170 - Keep away! - Be careful! Master Liu! 1067 01:23:46,171 --> 01:23:48,130 Get back! 1068 01:24:05,148 --> 01:24:07,358 Jun Bao, you're clever 1069 01:24:07,359 --> 01:24:09,276 taking Master Liu as hostage. 1070 01:24:09,277 --> 01:24:11,153 I've been clever all my life, 1071 01:24:11,154 --> 01:24:13,322 but l would never empIoy such tactics just to be cIever. 1072 01:24:13,323 --> 01:24:15,824 - What do you want? - I'll tell you what I want. 1073 01:24:15,825 --> 01:24:18,827 You're on an evil path and I want to stop you. 1074 01:24:21,915 --> 01:24:25,292 Don't you realize? You've always been inferior to me 1075 01:24:25,293 --> 01:24:27,670 in your martial arts and your strategy. 1076 01:24:27,671 --> 01:24:28,754 I will stop you. 1077 01:24:28,755 --> 01:24:31,340 Tell him to kneel. 1078 01:24:31,341 --> 01:24:33,342 Kneel down. 1079 01:24:33,343 --> 01:24:35,386 Kneel. 1080 01:24:39,516 --> 01:24:41,308 You're on your knees in front of me now. 1081 01:24:41,309 --> 01:24:42,351 How will you defeat me? 1082 01:24:44,062 --> 01:24:46,897 Jun Bao, you like to help people, right? 1083 01:24:46,898 --> 01:24:49,900 I earned my power with a lot of effort. I won't give it up. 1084 01:24:49,901 --> 01:24:52,027 Why don't you just do me a favor? 1085 01:24:52,028 --> 01:24:53,487 Why not release Governor Liu? 1086 01:24:53,488 --> 01:24:55,489 Wealth and fame are temporary. 1087 01:24:55,490 --> 01:24:58,283 I am acting for heaven. 1088 01:24:59,869 --> 01:25:01,370 I'm god in my own heaven. 1089 01:26:51,356 --> 01:26:54,691 - What fighting style is that? - Nature is the origin 1090 01:26:54,692 --> 01:26:56,485 of everything. 1091 01:26:57,737 --> 01:26:58,987 Tai Chi! 1092 01:27:43,575 --> 01:27:46,702 Jun Bao, I'll never aIIow myseIf to be defeated by you! 1093 01:27:46,703 --> 01:27:49,371 You're obsessed with lust and with desire. 1094 01:27:49,372 --> 01:27:50,914 I'll beat you. 1095 01:28:25,825 --> 01:28:27,951 Jun Bao, if you can't stand firm, how can you attack? 1096 01:28:53,478 --> 01:28:56,063 Use the attacker's force to strike! 1097 01:29:14,165 --> 01:29:16,416 Attack! Kill him! 1098 01:29:16,417 --> 01:29:18,502 - Attack! - No one move! 1099 01:29:18,503 --> 01:29:20,212 Stay where you are! 1100 01:29:20,213 --> 01:29:21,838 Kill anyone who moves. 1101 01:29:21,839 --> 01:29:25,050 Attack! Why don't you attack? 1102 01:29:25,051 --> 01:29:26,635 No, you hold it! 1103 01:29:26,636 --> 01:29:27,803 Of course. Of course. 1104 01:29:29,430 --> 01:29:32,015 - Why don't you attack? - Master Liu said not to! 1105 01:29:32,016 --> 01:29:35,435 Tian Bao, if I lose a single hair, I'II see that you lose your head! 1106 01:29:42,527 --> 01:29:44,278 - Master Liu! - Master Liu! 1107 01:29:51,536 --> 01:29:53,120 Master Liu is dead now! 1108 01:29:53,121 --> 01:29:54,830 I'm the leader! Attack! 1109 01:29:55,873 --> 01:29:58,667 He's kiIIed your leader! He will kill all of you too. 1110 01:29:58,668 --> 01:30:01,670 - You'll obey him?! - Back! 1111 01:30:02,714 --> 01:30:04,339 Move back. 1112 01:30:09,178 --> 01:30:12,097 Everyone's deserted you. No one's going to help you now. 1113 01:30:35,246 --> 01:30:37,372 Help me, you fools! 1114 01:30:37,373 --> 01:30:39,583 - Going against me?! - You deserve it! 1115 01:30:39,584 --> 01:30:42,836 - Yes, you deserve it! - You don't treat us like human beings! 1116 01:30:43,921 --> 01:30:46,548 We'd be afraid of what you'd do when you were finished! 1117 01:30:46,549 --> 01:30:48,884 That's right! 1118 01:30:48,885 --> 01:30:50,177 Kill him! 1119 01:30:50,178 --> 01:30:52,429 Kill him! Kill him! 1120 01:30:52,430 --> 01:30:55,140 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! 1121 01:30:55,141 --> 01:30:57,267 Kill him! Kill him! 1122 01:30:57,268 --> 01:31:00,479 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! 1123 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:02,522 Kill him! Kill him! 1124 01:31:02,523 --> 01:31:05,525 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! 1125 01:31:05,526 --> 01:31:07,611 Kill him! Kill him! 1126 01:31:07,612 --> 01:31:10,781 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! 1127 01:31:10,782 --> 01:31:13,992 Kill him! Kill him! 1128 01:31:13,993 --> 01:31:16,995 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! 1129 01:31:16,996 --> 01:31:18,830 Kill him! Kill him! 1130 01:31:18,831 --> 01:31:20,874 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! 1131 01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:24,669 Kill him. 1132 01:31:30,885 --> 01:31:33,178 Please forgive me before l die. 1133 01:31:33,179 --> 01:31:35,138 I wronged you. 1134 01:31:35,139 --> 01:31:37,140 Jun Bao. 1135 01:31:37,141 --> 01:31:39,893 Think of our times together. 1136 01:31:39,894 --> 01:31:42,312 Please forgive me. 1137 01:31:42,313 --> 01:31:45,232 You always defended me when we were small. 1138 01:31:48,152 --> 01:31:50,320 Don't trust him. 1139 01:31:54,659 --> 01:31:56,910 Go to hell! 1140 01:32:08,005 --> 01:32:09,965 Kill him! Kill him! 1141 01:32:47,378 --> 01:32:49,004 You all can go now. 1142 01:33:07,648 --> 01:33:09,733 So where will you go? 1143 01:33:09,734 --> 01:33:11,860 I'll take Tian Bao's ashes to our master. 1144 01:33:11,861 --> 01:33:14,696 I see. Will we see each other again? 1145 01:33:16,657 --> 01:33:17,699 Fate wiII tell. 1146 01:33:21,871 --> 01:33:23,538 Bye, Zhang San Fong.