1 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:35,167 My grandfather, anxious to go up... 2 00:02:35,292 --> 00:02:36,958 ...the caste scale, entered the carriage of the Brahmins. 3 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,625 He died within the year from fear.. 4 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,417 ..and the guilt of travelling with a fake caste ticket. 5 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:42,625 Since then my entire caste clan wanders like ghosts.. 6 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,417 ..disguised as Brahmins. 7 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:46,500 And I am Gayatri... 8 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,667 ...elaborated and purified, circulated through the entrails of a cow... 9 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:52,000 ...Studio Gobar [Bullshit]. 10 00:03:01,542 --> 00:03:05,167 'Why did I call him Om, he has a story.' 11 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:09,667 'It is said that if Saturn is located in an unfavorable house in your horoscope... 12 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:13,500 .. then the person will die before the age of 17.' 13 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:16,292 It occurred to me that the 'Om' type is not... 14 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:17,667 .. listed in any nomenclature.. 15 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:19,417 ..in the Yamdoot logs. (The messenger of death). 16 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:21,292 If I called him Om.. 17 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:24,500 ..then it would become unobtainable for the God of death. 18 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,292 Om, go to school. It's time! 19 00:06:41,417 --> 00:06:42,292 School is closed today! 20 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:43,792 - Why? - It's about to rain. 21 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:44,917 How do you know? 22 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,500 Because you're combing your hair. 23 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:06,042 Om, have you come to my room? 24 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:08,958 - Why? - Who was flying the rocket? 25 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,417 Russians and Americans. 26 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:13,000 Gayatri! Two horoscopes are missing. 27 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:15,375 I was matching them. 28 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:17,500 I was rejuvenating the girl in her horoscope, reducing his age.. 29 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:18,542 ..I don't know where have disappeared. 30 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,000 Dad, it's like giving to someone a travel map.. 31 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,875 ..of a city to find the street in another city. 32 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:24,500 Then run away to a place where the clock face cannot swallow you. 33 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:29,750 Do you know what love is? 34 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,000 LOVE 35 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,167 'A' is lake of pain. 36 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,792 'M' is a sea of ​​tears. 37 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,542 'O' is horror of death. 38 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:45,167 And finally, 'R', bane of life. 39 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,250 Love can't be bought to the market. 40 00:07:58,667 --> 00:07:59,875 I love you. 41 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:09,042 Do you want to fight with me? 42 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,167 I'm sorry, but it's your fault too. 43 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:26,542 You looked so bold sitting alone among the men in the cinema hall.. 44 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,750 ..that I fell in love with you. 45 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,250 Why was I alone? 46 00:08:31,042 --> 00:08:33,917 The girls, after running away from home, they only have two places to hide... 47 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:36,250 Either the temple or the cinema hall. 48 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:39,875 You can jump in the back on the roof rack of my bicycle... 49 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:40,958 ...to give you a lift! 50 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,792 I am Jagdish, from Jhumritalaiya. 51 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,167 Thank you. 52 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,667 'This letter is from an admirer of this program.. 53 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:07,042 ...from Jhumritaliya, Jagdish.' 54 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,417 'Write that from now on should be considered... 55 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:09,667 ..from Ajmer instead of Jhumritaliya.' 56 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:11,125 'Mr Jagdish, you have changed city.. 57 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,667 ...but his favorite song remains the same, forever.' 58 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:16,417 'He wants to hear the same song ever.' 59 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,500 'Jagdish, Gayatri, Om, Tinku, Nikki, Pinky, Dolly.. 60 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:20,958 ..and their parents from Ajmer.' 61 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:24,250 "Babloo from Babylon." 62 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:27,625 "Babli on the phone." 63 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,875 "Babloo from Babylon." 64 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,375 "Babli on the phone." 65 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,542 "Sold, missing and nameless in your own home" 66 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:39,958 'Friends from the world of voices...' 67 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:41,292 'I hadn't even thought about it in my dreams that.. 68 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:42,625 ..the girl he requested the same song.. 69 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,167 .. in the request program, he would meet me in the cinema hall.' 70 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,542 'Who knows, the names connected in this request program.. 71 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,792 ..they might even be related through many lifetimes. 72 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:49,417 Open the window so I can see you. 73 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:53,250 'The hidden shepherd inside the doll.' 74 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:58,375 "A shepherd woven from Babli wool." 'The hidden shepherd... 75 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:01,042 ...inside the doll.' 'Take care of my bicycle. Yours, J.' 76 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,958 "Hero of zero, fail or pass." 77 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:08,667 "Hero of zero, fail or pass." 78 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,667 Give me 10 rupees. 79 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,417 Tell me the signs. 80 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,042 We connected first through the radio. 81 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:20,958 Okay. 82 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:23,000 - Then we met in the cinema hall. - Okay. 83 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,667 - And recently on the street. - Okay. 84 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,042 I don't know if there's anything to that. 85 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:28,625 Come here, I'll give you a spell, 86 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,000 ...the girl will fall in love of you forever. 87 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,667 Shankar, what spells are you selling? 88 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:37,042 Mr. Melaram! Mr. Lotaram buried all spells in the court premises. 89 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,667 She too will become soon a minister. 90 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:40,875 Thank you. 91 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,875 I promise. I promise. 92 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:48,167 Babuji B. Shankar, introduce yourself! 93 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:54,167 'He has been suspended from service for issuing fake caste certificates.' 94 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,917 'He failed to prove that... 95 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,667 ... his relatives belong to the Scheduled Castes.' 96 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,000 'It happened that Babuji found some.. 97 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,375 ..young people of the third generation.. 98 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,500 .. of his caste clan, disguised as Brahmins,.. 99 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,875 ... unemployed and beggars at railway stations. 100 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,500 'Babuji was an officer of authority in the Gazette. 101 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,417 Feeling sorry for the lost members of his wandering clan.. 102 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:19,125 ..issued them certificates of false caste, 103 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,875 reinstating them in the lower caste. 104 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:22,292 Through the quota reserved for castes... 105 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:25,250 ... these people continued silently to infiltrate government offices.' 106 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,042 'What could I do?' 107 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:32,042 'The boys tormented me - Uncle, find us a job! Get us a job!' 108 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:33,792 'I said, here, 109 00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:35,792 eradicates the tuft of hair from the head, the sign of your being Brahmin... 110 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:38,542 '... and affix this stamp on this worthless piece of paper.' 111 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,167 'Go, become a scheduled caste.' 112 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:42,625 'I was born below the sign of Saturn.' 113 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:51,625 "A - A - A, Love, be my soulmate." 114 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:55,750 "B - B - B, Love, be my soulmate." 115 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:59,875 "Aey, aey, aey, O love, be my soulmate." 116 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:04,167 "My beloved 'A'." 117 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,500 "My beloved B - bibi - bibi bibi - bibi..." 118 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:13,542 "My beloved A - aey - aey - see - see..." 119 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,042 "My beloved 'C'." 120 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:22,125 "Come dear, September is here, the most beautiful month of love. 121 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:26,250 "Come dear, September is here, the most beautiful month of love. 122 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,167 "Beloved, come and hug me." 123 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:30,542 "Come hug me." 124 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,250 "My heart breaks..." 125 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,292 "...my being burns..." 126 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,250 "My heart breaks..." 127 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,292 "...my being burns..." 128 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,625 "I'll tell the kid." 129 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,542 "I'll tell the kid." 130 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,792 "Oh my Freud. Oh my fraud." 131 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,292 "It's like a sea, baby." 132 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,542 “She's like a market lady.” 133 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,292 "It's like a sea, baby." 134 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,792 “She's like a market lady.” 135 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:23,167 "This world is fiction." 136 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:27,292 "This world is an illusion." 137 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:31,417 "This world is fiction." 138 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,875 "This world is an illusion." 139 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,792 "It's like a sea, baby." 140 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,042 “She's like a market lady.” 141 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:40,958 "It's like a sea, baby." 142 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:43,417 “She's like a market lady.” 143 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:51,417 "He powdered his face and perfumed her hair..." 144 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,750 "... spent the night in the hotel, and spent the day at the theatre." 145 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,542 "He powdered his face and perfumed her hair..." 146 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:06,042 "... spent the night in the hotel, and spent the day at the theatre." 147 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:22,125 "- With new fashion. - Yes." 148 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,250 "- With new position. -Oh." 149 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,292 "- With new fashion. - Yes." 150 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,417 "- With new position. -Oh." 151 00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:32,958 "An empty laugh, as if stuck in my heart!" 152 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:36,625 "An empty laugh, as if stuck in my heart!" 153 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,292 "I, despite everything.." 154 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,542 'O naive one, casting my spell about my own daughter...' 155 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,750 'Hold the pose, I will make you famous immediately.' 156 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,958 I am sorry. 157 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,792 'Hello impostor.' 158 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:58,417 - I came first again. - Where? 159 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,958 At school... while holding your breath. 160 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,167 Gayatri, do you want to learn to ride a bicycle? 161 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,917 I'll buy you a second hand one. 162 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,542 Jagdish, don't abandon me halfway. 163 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,292 Om! 164 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,042 Where do you come from? 165 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,417 I was in community service at school. 166 00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:32,625 In all that filth? 167 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,042 What do you care? 168 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:35,750 Who washes your clothes? 169 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:36,917 Do not wash. 170 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,375 Will you go cycling? 171 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,958 It goes a lot, scissors style! 172 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:42,542 Then go. 173 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,167 Listen, come home directly. 174 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:20,250 “Who moved on?” 175 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:24,167 "Who came back?" 176 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,250 “Who moved on?” 177 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,792 "Who came back?" 178 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:35,417 "Baboo or baboon." 179 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:24,167 'That day everyone was looking at you in the cinema hall.' 180 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:26,958 'Because you were sitting in the men's section?' 181 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,667 'It was dark.' 182 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,667 'But the usher has a flashlight.' 183 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,292 He's the one who took me there. 184 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:35,417 And then he came and sat next to you? 185 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:42,042 Jagdish, girls can climb Everest without the help of the kids? 186 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,792 Parvati had climbed it. 187 00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:44,958 And Shiv? 188 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,417 I heard that Ganesh is not their son. 189 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,917 I heard that grandma's place it is vacant on the moon. 190 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,125 Do you know how to spin? 191 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,292 Gayatri, why don't you graduate by correspondence? 192 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:04,167 What do I gain? 193 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,167 You will become independent. 194 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,042 I learned to ride a bicycle, that's enough. 195 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,167 Be free and be independent... 196 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:12,917 ...they are two different things. 197 00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,000 What are you? 198 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,125 Jagdish, Bachelor of Science. 199 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:22,042 Master of repetitions. I teach riding a bicycle. 200 00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:24,792 I earn enough. 201 00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:27,667 How much would you earn from a lesson? 202 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,417 Give me something to eat! 203 00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,542 Om, where is the bicycle? 204 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:46,667 In the well! 205 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,167 I'll go look. 206 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,125 Because you send my name in your requests for these vulgar songs? 207 00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:57,125 'Today the man will put foot on the moon.' 208 00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:59,917 'The first astronaut was Yuri Gagarin.' 209 00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:01,792 'He really liked India.' - Om! Om! 210 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,167 Sister, is Om at home? 211 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:04,917 'In poor countries..' 212 00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,000 Om, you will come at my birthday party?' 213 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,667 But I haven't a gift to give you. 214 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,042 Nobody has gifts. 215 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,292 - Come on, hurry up. - Come on. 216 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,792 - Ok, I'm coming. - Come on. 217 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,167 'Man wants to be free from nitrogen oppression?' 218 00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:17,292 'Nitrogen is neither a thing not living nor a living thing.' 219 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:19,792 'Sometimes it's poison and sometimes it's protein.' 220 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,542 - Come on, let's go. - Let's go. 221 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,250 we'll go.. 222 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,417 ..where the living they are free from nitrogen.' 223 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:29,167 'While they were offering prayers they were all massacred.' 224 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:33,000 '... when the smell of the dead reached... 225 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,000 ...the foot of the hill, Khwaja Garib Nawaz.. 226 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:38,125 ..he called his army and marched up, 227 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,417 and buried six to eight martyrs in every grave.' 228 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,500 'After burying them, immediately... 229 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,542 ..he built a great one mausoleum in their honor... 230 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,375 ..which is now known like 'Ganj Shahida.' 231 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,042 People go there and makes offers... 232 00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:50,417 ..they bring lemons, shells, coins,.. 233 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:55,042 ..they bring money. Thus Taragarh got its name. 234 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:58,292 Then the British came and... 235 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,167 ...they maintained their army there. 236 00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:01,417 They built neighborhoods. 237 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,042 The entire army was stationed there. 238 00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,250 Even today in Rajasthan, Taragarh is the tallest fort. 239 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,500 There is a large transmitter there. 240 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,167 There are also many Picnic places in Taragarh. 241 00:22:10,292 --> 00:22:12,625 ...even if the bungalows they are mostly empty... 242 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:16,417 ... there is still a population of 500 people. 243 00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:18,542 People live there in groups. 244 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,500 There are nice bungalows. 245 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:21,792 There are good roads. 246 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,542 There is a large shrine built there. 247 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,042 There is a gigantic entrance to the fort... 248 00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:29,042 ... great kings have left their footprints there. 249 00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,167 There is a sanctuary for a horse... 250 00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:34,667 ... in this sanctuary the people offers Bengali chickpeas. 251 00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:37,000 At the shrine of Mir Sayed Hussain.. 252 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:39,250 ..they offer flowers and burn incense sticks. 253 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:42,292 The horse sanctuary is different where they offer Bengali chickpeas.. 254 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,000 ..and the shrine of Mir Sayed Hussain is next.. 255 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,792 ..where they offer flowers and incense sticks. 256 00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:04,625 - HI. - Are you coming to the moon? 257 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,125 What am I doing there? 258 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,750 So, for a holiday. 259 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,375 I heard that there they make beautiful sweaters. 260 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,542 What the hell are they going to knit? 261 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,250 O shepherd, O shepherd, shepherd Gopala... 262 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,250 Ibrahim! Ibrahim! 263 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:18,167 Tell aunt to prepare the terrace of [savoury] samosas. 264 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:22,917 With the help of herbs, the girl she flourished back to health. 265 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,292 Even psychologically, if this whole world... 266 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:27,292 ..he thinks she's 25 years old, then during the night he will turn 25.. 267 00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:29,167 Listen to me. Listen to me. 268 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,000 I am afraid. 269 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,292 I hope they don't reject it. 270 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:34,417 - Where? - On the samosa terrace. 271 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,667 Okay. 272 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,667 And her? 273 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,292 And she left him? 274 00:23:40,417 --> 00:23:43,000 After Mrs. Kakukabad, it was there first free woman of our club.. 275 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,417 Oh forget it... but it was Miss Chanchalta to wear... 276 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,667 .. sleeveless blouses for the first time. 277 00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:50,125 So many ladies nowadays can they pull off that style? 278 00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:52,500 Hurry up. 279 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,125 Uncle, uncle, you can see everything, you're cheating. 280 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:57,292 I won last time too. 281 00:23:57,417 --> 00:23:58,750 Why should I cheat? You are as dear to me as others. 282 00:23:58,875 --> 00:23:59,667 Ganesh, ring the bell, start again. 283 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:00,625 You invited him to my party, 284 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,417 and you don't even have me presented to the professor. 285 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,042 Forgive me, I was busy with Choti [the bride-to-be]. 286 00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:06,375 I'll introduce you right away. 287 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:07,667 Listen to me. 288 00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:08,958 Listen! 289 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,625 So Professor, how are you doing? with his Science? 290 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,292 It seems like something is up to him. 291 00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:18,542 I understand. So now you are a prisoner in the arms of this city. 292 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,542 Before man reaches the moon... 293 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:22,250 ...this alliance should be made. 294 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:24,250 The father had reduced the age... 295 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,125 ...but I heard that the boy's family he has a computer at home. 296 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,417 You are sitting in Bombay to be a braggart... 297 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,125 ...must be a toy to count. 298 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,667 Actually, I belong to this city. 299 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:33,625 I'm here on holiday, actually. 300 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,042 What are you talking about with 'actually' standing there? 301 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:37,542 'Jump and come this way.' 302 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:44,917 How do you like our Chhoti? [the future bride]. 303 00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:48,292 Don't evaluate like a scientist, speak from the heart. 304 00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:50,167 From here? 305 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,792 Go and see it up close. 306 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,667 Pinky, bring your brother-in-law from Chhoti. 307 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,542 Brother-in-law, let's go. 308 00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,417 I hope you don't think that... 309 00:25:04,542 --> 00:25:06,667 ... did my brother put me there? 310 00:25:09,417 --> 00:25:11,667 When you were in science, I was in Art. 311 00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:14,875 You saved me from the scoundrels at the Information Center. 312 00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:18,625 - My date of birth is... - I know. 313 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:22,292 Soon the man he will walk on the moon. 314 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:39,292 'This time, the main reason of this journey is... 315 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,292 ..than the samples found on the moon will be shared.. 316 00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:42,917 ...in all countries equally for experimentation...' 317 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,542 '...because only the rich they can go to the moon..' 318 00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:47,542 I'm sorry, I thought it was my lost bicycle. 319 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,542 I hope you're not hurt. 320 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:08,625 - Stand up. - Yes. 321 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:09,917 - Pedal. - I did. 322 00:26:10,042 --> 00:26:11,042 - Doorbell... - I did. 323 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:13,292 - Anything special? - A child seat on the tube. 324 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:15,042 You can take your bike. 325 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:25,958 Throughout the film, I was shown lodged in Babli's womb. 326 00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:29,542 This was the most challenging role of my life. 327 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:33,167 Listen to your favorite song of Raju's favorite film Star. 328 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,292 Requested by.. 329 00:26:34,417 --> 00:26:35,875 [typed text] - Dear Tulsi, We only believe in present, no one will ask about your past. 330 00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:37,958 ..Jagdish, Gayatri, Tinku, Nikki, Pinky, Dolly and their parents from Ajmer. 331 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:41,125 The strange thing is that this time Om is not among them. 332 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,625 "Babloo from Babylon." 333 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,167 "Babli on the phone." 334 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,542 "Babloo from Babylon." 335 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,125 "Babli on the phone." 336 00:26:58,042 --> 00:27:04,250 "Sold, missing and nameless in your own home" 337 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:10,042 "A woven shepherd with Babli wool." 338 00:27:10,167 --> 00:27:13,542 "The shepherd hidden inside the doll." 339 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,125 Gayatri!!! 340 00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:28,625 Dad, Lala is here. 341 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,542 Today it wasn't your daughter to serve me food? 342 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:33,750 Gayatri, make me tighten bicycle brakes. 343 00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:39,125 Why don't you buy a new one? 344 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,167 The fortune of our company depends on by the luck of your bicycle. 345 00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:46,000 Gayatri, how I had come here to make you independent... 346 00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:47,750 ...and see what they look like employee now! 347 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,917 Ready? Is this the collector speaking? 348 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:54,250 Sir, I recognized you. 349 00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:56,875 He wanted to meet me much earlier. 350 00:27:57,125 --> 00:28:01,375 I didn't have time, but I'll tell you everything he wanted to know. 351 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,417 Okay. He wants to ask me about the horoscope what did he give me? 352 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:06,667 The line on your palm it is crystal clear. 353 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,958 The tick-tock clock of the Metamorphosis... 354 00:28:10,042 --> 00:28:12,292 ..when the frogs start horseshoes... 355 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:14,167 .. and they sailed on ships... 356 00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:16,917 ... looking for cities where there were none fear of snakes. 357 00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:19,375 The tick-tock clock of metamorphosis... 358 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,000 ..when the memories of the future they were imprinted on the thumb... 359 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,958 ...the tadpoles asked: 360 00:28:24,042 --> 00:28:25,792 What does intelligence produce? 361 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,542 What does the face produce? 362 00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:31,667 There is the heart of a tadpole underneath the green skin of a frog? 363 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:35,958 In this red light city of the womb, when I got lost inside Babli... 364 00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:38,750 ..during the reverse journey of my genetic memory... 365 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:41,292 ...I came across it into terrorist tadpoles.. 366 00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:44,500 where the frog emperor, the computer, reigned over his subjects. 367 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:47,917 Sir Xerox Jhapata only had nitrogen for breakfast... 368 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,292 ...the terrorist tadpoles had refused to become frogs. 369 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:55,042 They raised their weapons against the tyranny of nitrogen. 370 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,375 Meanwhile in the home of Rana tigrina.. 371 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,625 ..the frogs were making tadpoles aware of their true nature. 372 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:06,667 "Like the karma of a cocoon makes him blossom into a butterfly..." 373 00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:08,917 "... this is how we grow, from the tadpoles." 374 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,625 "Like the karma of a cocoon makes him blossom into a butterfly..." 375 00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:21,417 "... this is how we grow, from the tadpoles." 376 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,542 There's a girl's body here. 377 00:29:30,292 --> 00:29:31,167 Om.. 378 00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:36,667 Atlas is going crazy. He says that will leave school. 379 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:38,167 Atlas! 380 00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:42,042 Om, the school has vanished from my mind. 381 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:44,792 Atlas' home from now on he is on the seat of his bicycle. 382 00:29:45,042 --> 00:29:46,167 What will you do? 383 00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:48,250 Until I get into the book of Guinness records.. 384 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:49,667 ..I won't come down from the bicycle. 385 00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:53,167 Atlas, don't be a fool. Let's go to school. 386 00:29:54,917 --> 00:29:59,667 'Each of us lives only in our own self-enclosed 'Hibernation-Nation' 387 00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:02,167 Oh we yogis 388 00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:04,042 Or we consumers 389 00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:06,167 Oh we give ups 390 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:10,875 Closing all the doors of our bodies we lie inert inside, 391 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:13,250 in our hibernation. 392 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:15,542 Or us 393 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,417 Or us 394 00:30:22,917 --> 00:30:26,292 Or us, without passing through the wombs of our teachers, we are born twice 395 00:30:26,417 --> 00:30:32,875 O king Tigrina, O queen Tigrini 396 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:41,958 O third eye, O first ray of the sun 397 00:30:51,292 --> 00:30:55,917 I croak and pant for the well of our daily sustenance 398 00:30:59,042 --> 00:31:02,500 ... I croak from the rain... 399 00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:06,375 ...bring a motor to the picnic... 400 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,542 Or us 401 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,542 ... the lord of the heart, the blood bank... 402 00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:15,750 Or us 403 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,625 ...the furnace of the lungs... 404 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:19,875 Or us 405 00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:22,875 ... the lord of the heart, the blood bank... 406 00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:30,875 Dry mouths, feverish in our wet dreams, 407 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:33,875 we swim and breathe in the company of buffaloes... 408 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:19,125 ...these oars of claws, and this here is my thumb... 409 00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:26,792 ... thumbs up, thumbs up, come on, come on... 410 00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:35,167 ... this mound, the couch of Venus, and here, this little frog of mine... 411 00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:42,667 ... thumbs up, thumbs up, come on, come on... 412 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:51,042 ... in the feverish economic shivers of porn images of Coca-Cola, croak... 413 00:32:51,417 --> 00:32:55,042 ... thumbs up, thumbs up, come on, come on... 414 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,042 "NAME?" 415 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,542 Frog! 416 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:16,917 "NAME?" 417 00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:18,375 Rani! 418 00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,667 "NAME?" 419 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:24,667 Frog. 420 00:34:26,292 --> 00:34:28,542 TIGER FROG! 421 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,042 [kee-lash (corpse)] CLASS, condemned to the well. 422 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:41,792 The rest of the class is forgiven. 423 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:46,250 - Number One. - Present, Sir. 424 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:47,375 - Two. - Yes, sir. 425 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,417 - Three. - Present. 426 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:49,542 - Four. - Present. 427 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:51,000 - Five. - Yes, sir. 428 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,250 - Six. - Yes, sir. 429 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,417 - Seven. - Yes, sir. 430 00:34:53,542 --> 00:34:54,667 - Eight. - Present, please. 431 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:55,875 - Nine. - Present, sir. 432 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:56,917 - Ten. - Yes, sir. 433 00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:58,167 - Eleven. - Present. 434 00:34:58,292 --> 00:34:59,250 - Twelve. - Present. 435 00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:00,375 - Thirteen. - Present. 436 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,500 - Fourteen. - Present. 437 00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:02,917 - Fifteen. - Yes, sir. 438 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 - Sixteen. - Present. 439 00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:05,167 - Seventeen. - Yes, sir. 440 00:35:05,292 --> 00:35:07,000 - Eighteen. - Present. 441 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,542 - Nineteen. - Present, sir. 442 00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:09,917 - Winds. - Present. 443 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,042 - Twentyone. - Present. 444 00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:12,750 - Twenty-two. - Yes, sir. 445 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:16,250 - Twenty-three. - Yes, sir. 446 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:18,667 - Twenty-four. - Yes, sir. 447 00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:20,958 - Twenty-five... 448 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,500 Is Akbar at home? 449 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:30,875 He must have gone to Taragarh... 450 00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,167 ... or to the 'monument of two and a half days'. 451 00:35:32,292 --> 00:35:34,000 - Were you at school? - Yes. 452 00:35:34,167 --> 00:35:37,417 - Akbar said you abandoned. - Yes. 453 00:35:37,542 --> 00:35:38,792 What will you do now? 454 00:35:39,417 --> 00:35:40,875 I'll go to the ocean. 455 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,375 - What are you going to do with it? - I'll join the navy. 456 00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:45,042 What will you get there? 457 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:46,958 - They have nice uniforms. - Let it go. 458 00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:48,792 Who takes a single job for the elegant uniform? 459 00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:50,292 What do you have in your hand? 460 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:52,000 It's Atlas' photo. 461 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:54,417 Why? What happened to that poor guy? 462 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:59,417 - He became famous. - I understand. 463 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:02,375 - ...and this blood on the newspaper? - It's just his. 464 00:36:02,542 --> 00:36:03,792 I understand. 465 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:10,625 [Invocation to Hanuman, the monkey god.] 466 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:12,917 Akbar, I can see my nose. 467 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,667 Your nose is getting as big as that of an Arab. 468 00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:17,542 Go to the shrine of the great seer and rub the tip of your nose. 469 00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:55,167 Hello.. 470 00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:01,917 Where is the house of the astrologer-palmist B. Shankar? 471 00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,417 Where is the house by astrologer B. Shankar? 472 00:37:12,542 --> 00:37:14,375 They didn't give any direction. 473 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,750 Chhoti. 474 00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:18,792 Enter. 475 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:20,875 No, I have urgent business with him. 476 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:22,417 What business do you have with him? 477 00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:25,417 Six...? You are here for the same business? 478 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:27,875 - No... - Choti. 479 00:37:28,417 --> 00:37:29,667 Enter. 480 00:37:29,792 --> 00:37:31,042 No, I have to meet him. 481 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,417 My husband is calling you. 482 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,958 - Where will you stay? - With him. 483 00:37:35,292 --> 00:37:38,125 Also his 30 year old unmarried daughter lives with him. 484 00:37:40,042 --> 00:37:41,875 Helps him with business. 485 00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:45,417 Be careful of Shankar, will find you a mate... 486 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,542 ...but first he will purify himself through you. 487 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:51,000 Also a big star of Bollywood had come to him. 488 00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:54,292 She was the first woman to whom he said that... 489 00:37:54,417 --> 00:37:57,542 ..'there's an actress hidden in every woman.' 490 00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,750 In the role you played, Was the tiger with you real? 491 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,792 We all received your postcards. 492 00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:09,917 The girls will really step up now on Everest without the help of men? 493 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,958 Certain. I have to hurry... 494 00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:13,250 ...where is the house? 495 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:17,542 Look at this! Once he did what he wanted from him... 496 00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,542 ...used magic to transform his lover in a donkey. 497 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,792 Then he killed him. 498 00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:22,625 Here is the photo of that unfortunate donkey... 499 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,625 ...on the tracks under the freight train. 500 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:26,542 This is the photo of that unfaithful woman. 501 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:31,375 Is there anyone home? 502 00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:33,917 If I had been in his place, I would have kept that donkey as a pet. 503 00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:37,042 Gayatri, don't you know, even a donkey It has teeth as big as piano keys. 504 00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:39,250 Excuse me. 505 00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:43,167 - Greetings. - Gayatri! 506 00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:45,875 Greetings. 507 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:47,667 My name is Phool Kumari. I am from Bombay. 508 00:38:48,167 --> 00:38:49,667 I read Times Of India every day. 509 00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:51,042 That's where I read about her, MARRIAGE AND MATCHING. 510 00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:52,875 Did you receive my letter? 511 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:54,542 My match code is.. 512 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,292 ..'the groom shouldn't ask about the past.' 513 00:38:58,167 --> 00:38:59,958 I'll come directly from the station. 514 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,417 Dad, this is someone here directly from the station.. 515 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:03,667 ..with a lonely suitcase. 516 00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:05,792 Have her wash her face and then bring it to me. 517 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,625 Then, in real life my mother gave birth to me... 518 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:12,417 ..and she really died in a scene of the film. 519 00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:16,292 Then I was raised in the study itself. 520 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:20,917 ...and Guruji was filming 9 movies about 9 Goddesses. 521 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:22,167 Mythological. 522 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:25,167 Because mythological films they have more repetitive value. 523 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:29,917 The older the film, the more religious he becomes. 524 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,875 Like a Goddess representing Monday, another one for Tuesday.. 525 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:36,042 ..like Goddess Santoshi for Friday. 526 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,542 So, I had gotten it a Tiger Goddess role. 527 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:51,375 But there was a stipulation in our contracts... 528 00:39:52,167 --> 00:39:53,917 ...just one role in a life. 529 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:57,625 ...because there was a question of the image that was ruined. 530 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:00,250 But what happened was… 531 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:03,042 ...as he said to that movie star... 532 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:07,042 ... 'there is an actress hidden in every woman.' 533 00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:09,667 So, I wanted too play different roles... 534 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,250 So, I ran away from the studio. 535 00:40:15,917 --> 00:40:18,917 Guruji wanted to take me with him... 536 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:21,667 ...as his bride of death in his living Samadhi. 537 00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:26,000 Before I could escape to Bombay.. 538 00:40:26,125 --> 00:40:28,917 ..he had made photocopies of my contract and had them.. 539 00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:30,542 ...sent to all studios. 540 00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:33,292 I couldn't even get an extra role: all the doors were closed. 541 00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:37,750 I had become so desperate I was thinking of leaving everything... 542 00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:39,792 ...and become a cabaret dancer. 543 00:40:43,417 --> 00:40:45,417 But I was afraid that the film was contaminated. 544 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,917 If anyone finds peace from my mythical image.. 545 00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:50,958 ..then there is some good in this for me, right? 546 00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:55,625 By the way, in our studio nothing was missing. 547 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:58,125 Everyone had their own gardens. 548 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:00,792 Lakshmi, who was the richest of us.. 549 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,875 - If you make a promise, - ..everyone had a pet owl. 550 00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:04,667 “…you will have to maintain it.” 551 00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:07,167 I told you it looks identical.,.. 552 00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:08,875 "- It doesn't matter if the world stops you.." - Who? 553 00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:09,917 "- It doesn't matter if.." - He studied with me.. 554 00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:10,875 "- the world stops you.." - ..in the missionary school. 555 00:41:10,958 --> 00:41:12,125 He was addicted to cinema. 556 00:41:12,292 --> 00:41:13,542 I don't watch movies. 557 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,792 I don't have time from the hustle and bustle of the studio... 558 00:41:15,917 --> 00:41:17,250 ...we had to spend time with the flow constant of devoted fans. 559 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,792 Do a pose. 560 00:41:20,292 --> 00:41:22,250 It is the dream of a marble palace. 561 00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:24,125 Why are you making faces? 562 00:41:24,292 --> 00:41:27,375 It's okay to live together, but to die together? It's out of the question. 563 00:41:27,542 --> 00:41:28,542 Well. 564 00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:31,875 Dad, who will you send to this photograph? 565 00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:35,167 This is the national echo - Agra. 566 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,667 But the groom will definitely ask of your past one day. 567 00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:46,042 - I'll leave him. - Until when? 568 00:41:46,167 --> 00:41:47,750 As many as I can, as much as I can 569 00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:51,042 This skull had come from Paris to Pushkar to sell chalk. 570 00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:52,500 Do a pose. 571 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:54,667 Some of it has passed and a part still remains. 572 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:55,625 Well. 573 00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:58,958 “You should keep your promise.” 574 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,375 In this skull the crows take flight faster than light. 575 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:04,917 - Post... - Interpol. 576 00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:06,917 There, all your secrets will be revealed. 577 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:09,250 "But consider that.." 578 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:10,500 Do a pose. 579 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:13,625 "..every time you call me, I have to come." 580 00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:16,542 10 Rs. for each photo, 20 Rs. by correspondence.. 581 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:20,042 ..100 Rs. for entertainment and 500 Rs. it's our rate. 582 00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:22,375 I don't have any money with me. 583 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:23,958 My trunk. 584 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,167 My trunk. 585 00:42:28,417 --> 00:42:29,917 Oh! I got scared! 586 00:42:31,542 --> 00:42:32,917 Give me more to type. 587 00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:36,375 Dad, let's keep her for the Company. 588 00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:40,167 - Phool, was that city real? - Yes. 589 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,167 Type.. 590 00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:50,792 To, Miss Phool Kumari. 591 00:42:54,542 --> 00:42:57,667 Subject: matching and marriage. 592 00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,042 Jagdish, why are you jealous? 593 00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:02,292 I'll name you my typewriter... 594 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:05,167 Gayatri, her real name is Rosemary. 595 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:06,167 Who is Rosemary? 596 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,750 Rosemary Marlowe. [Fuck me every day.] 597 00:43:07,875 --> 00:43:08,958 Don't you recognize her? 598 00:43:09,042 --> 00:43:10,750 She is a pornography writer. 599 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:13,167 Jagdish, we need to expand our company too... 600 00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:15,125 ...and you know how bad it is your typing in English... 601 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,167 ...you're not competing with her. 602 00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:29,167 Phool continued to humiliate me and you continued to listen in silence? 603 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:32,167 Gayatri, every single sexual act is taken into account. 604 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,750 I too can write poetry, 605 00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:36,250 Sunset, on the screen, behind the mountains.. 606 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,417 ...on the river. Sunset, over the sea. 607 00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:41,667 The waving flags of the boats like loincloths of ghosts on the run. 608 00:43:41,917 --> 00:43:44,167 Sunset, dust from the east in the eyes of the West. 609 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,792 Sunset, like the ashes of mercury under the feet of termites. 610 00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:53,000 The cry of the fireplace to the guardian's staff. 611 00:43:53,125 --> 00:43:55,417 Buried under the roots of a banyan bonsai, ... 612 00:43:55,542 --> 00:43:57,167 .. inside the brain box, the elephant's sneeze... 613 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,042 Sunset, the cry of a bird, saliva of the betel leaf. 614 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:02,375 Sunset, on the butt of a donkey.. 615 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,042 What a shame! Father in love with his daughter. 616 00:44:11,667 --> 00:44:13,542 Damn fucking bicycle. 617 00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:18,042 Forgive me, Gayatri. 618 00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:20,042 As soon as they hear the smell of the enemy.. 619 00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:22,167 ..they move from one place to another. 620 00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:28,167 Then? 621 00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:33,167 Then the demon asked the royal doctor more injuries. 622 00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:34,625 Then? 623 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,250 The royal doctor had a daughter. 624 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,542 He said to the demon, come to heal my wound.' 625 00:44:40,667 --> 00:44:43,042 No jungle grass he could heal his wound. 626 00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:46,042 When the demon bent down and looked closely... 627 00:44:46,167 --> 00:44:48,250 ..he was disconcerted and exchanged his anus for another wound. 628 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,875 As soon as they get information on the enemy... 629 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,750 ..they jump from one place to another. 630 00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:59,042 For these creatures with binocular vision.. 631 00:44:59,167 --> 00:45:03,417 ..to jump from one place to the other... 632 00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:07,042 ..they have to rely solely on their sight. 633 00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:09,625 As soon as they get information on the enemy... 634 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:37,667 What are you doing? 635 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:41,750 I...? I'm remembering, repeating, what I have already read. 636 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,042 But what are you repeating? 637 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:44,250 Turn the page and see. 638 00:45:44,667 --> 00:45:45,667 Go ahead. 639 00:45:46,167 --> 00:45:47,958 The nose gets in the way. 640 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:50,500 - Nose? The nose looks like what? - Nose. 641 00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:52,417 - Nose. - Nose? What nose? 642 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,417 - What nose? - My nose blocks my vision. 643 00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:57,875 He intrudes, can't you see? 644 00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:02,750 Gayatri! Gayatri! 645 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:04,292 Gayatri! 646 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:07,250 See what's wrong with his sight. 647 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:08,875 The ball popped up into my nose. 648 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:09,792 What happened? 649 00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:12,667 When I study, the nose rubs on my alphabets. 650 00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,000 Laws! 651 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:19,417 The olfactory glands They are chemical in nature. 652 00:46:19,542 --> 00:46:22,292 Chemical sensations reach i 653 00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:26,667 olfactory receptors in the brain passing through the nerves... 654 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:28,667 Have you seen? 655 00:46:28,792 --> 00:46:30,042 - Yes! - What did you see? 656 00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:31,292 Did it bleed? 657 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:35,958 - A full pen. - To hell with this googly. 658 00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,292 Phool! 659 00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:45,542 Type, 660 00:46:47,292 --> 00:46:50,792 Al- Prime Minister.. 661 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,625 Object.. 662 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:00,917 The googly. 663 00:47:06,042 --> 00:47:07,375 Dear Raju.. 664 00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:13,792 Please forbid.. 665 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:22,625 ..googly in cricket, and in life in general. 666 00:47:26,917 --> 00:47:27,958 Thank you. 667 00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:37,000 A freedom fighter, Babuji B. the half-caste. 668 00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:13,292 Even James Bond was treated from these sunglasses. 669 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:15,625 Can you see? 670 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:24,042 This will hold your pupils framed. 671 00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:29,042 Keep them close to your pillow while you sleep. 672 00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:38,875 Why did you hide my name from me Was he still in the roll call? 673 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,542 You were hiding yourself. 674 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:42,125 As long as the people they could remember you... 675 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,167 ...they covered your absence. 676 00:48:44,292 --> 00:48:45,417 If you yourself are afraid... 677 00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:46,917 ..because others wouldn't enjoy it at your expense? 678 00:48:47,167 --> 00:48:48,542 Go and enroll in evening college... 679 00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,875 ...you still can take exams from there. 680 00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:55,292 What is it for this bicycle of yours? 681 00:48:55,417 --> 00:48:57,167 Why? I'm the icon of your company... 682 00:48:57,292 --> 00:48:58,667 ...and do they pay well? 683 00:48:58,792 --> 00:48:59,875 When do you sleep? 684 00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:01,500 Why sleep when I never get tired? 685 00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:03,125 But at some point you will get tired. 686 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,625 Just the thought makes you tired, I never think. 687 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:05,750 - And the bicycle? 688 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,000 For every three pedal strokes, a free ride! 689 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,292 What if the chain comes off? 690 00:49:09,542 --> 00:49:11,375 Stop there. Stay out... 691 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,167 ...my concentration is tied to the circular field of my bicycle. 692 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:16,417 If one Om equals 17 years, how many Oms are there in a light year? 693 00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,958 Off course! 694 00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:22,292 Fail or pass! 695 00:50:22,417 --> 00:50:23,292 Fail or pass! 696 00:50:23,417 --> 00:50:24,417 Fail or pass! 697 00:51:21,292 --> 00:51:22,792 Om, your results are out. 698 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,250 What is your student number? 699 00:51:24,917 --> 00:51:25,667 I do not know. 700 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,542 - Where are you going? - To get some air. 701 00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:30,958 I'm watching you for many days.. 702 00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:33,667 ..because you never come in in the temple? 703 00:51:34,667 --> 00:51:35,750 I don't believe it. 704 00:51:35,917 --> 00:51:38,542 Don't you believe it? So, why do you come to the temple? 705 00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:43,042 For his music. 706 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:50,167 It matters that my dream fails for me to pass. 707 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:58,292 - Dream? - I'm late for exams. 708 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,292 As soon as I write the ink evaporates. 709 00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:02,417 I can't find answers no questions asked. 710 00:52:02,792 --> 00:52:04,375 I forget what I had memorized. 711 00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:06,417 My glasses fall into the lake. 712 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,417 What are your subjects? 713 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:11,042 Sciences, Biology. 714 00:52:14,292 --> 00:52:19,167 Silly boy, dreams are dreams, aren't they real? 715 00:52:20,167 --> 00:52:22,417 Dreams always mean something the opposite. 716 00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:25,167 A recurring dream for the last 20 years visit my sleep.. 717 00:52:25,292 --> 00:52:27,167 .. that my shoes were stolen from the temple. 718 00:52:27,292 --> 00:52:29,167 I run away from home out of fear. 719 00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:32,292 ... but in reality, this never happened. 720 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,917 Congratulations, Mr. Narlekar. 721 00:52:36,042 --> 00:52:39,792 His son defeated Einstein, oh yes! 722 00:52:40,167 --> 00:52:42,417 Ajmer is proud of you. 723 00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:49,167 Mr. accountant, world war is approaching. 724 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,125 We have to prepare for a sacrificial fire. 725 00:52:54,250 --> 00:52:56,125 My life is held in these shoes now. 726 00:52:57,167 --> 00:52:59,958 ...go, take them and offer them to Babuji to wear. 727 00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:11,958 Lala, I swear by the urn you use, I will protect these shoes... 728 00:53:12,042 --> 00:53:13,750 ..more than my soul. 729 00:53:14,167 --> 00:53:17,125 Even at the cost of my life, I will keep this promise. 730 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:19,042 Whatever happens, I will stop the war. 731 00:53:19,167 --> 00:53:22,042 Mrs. Silver will meet her at the golf course. 732 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:26,542 He has with him the address of the Nymph. 733 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:32,417 The password is: 'DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.' 734 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:35,167 Lala, I played too with children's marbles. 735 00:53:35,292 --> 00:53:39,042 Don't worry, I will stop the war. 736 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:42,542 Just keep in mind that I might being robbed of my life. 737 00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:57,875 "Small and large, all -bulls driven by engines." 738 00:53:57,958 --> 00:54:01,375 "And all the engines powered from Raju's engine." 739 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:05,250 "Small and large, all beings driven by engines." 740 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,750 Shoot yourself and really die with this fake gun... 741 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,417 ..or we'll rip out your tongue. 742 00:54:15,917 --> 00:54:18,167 And those two, Angio and Gymnosperma, 743 00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:20,292 And those ten row and five classes... 744 00:54:20,792 --> 00:54:24,042 Who knows, maybe we are matter of their fugitive minds. 745 00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:26,250 The father, with contempt, he challenged us... 746 00:54:26,375 --> 00:54:29,292 ..that all of us, his children, we were his replica. 747 00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:33,083 If one of us were died prematurely, 748 00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:36,375 the remaining age of the deceased would be addition to our father's life. 749 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,917 As if... 750 00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:57,167 ..we were a species of black magic... 751 00:54:59,625 --> 00:55:03,417 ... as if we children were born from a dark spell cast on our mother. 752 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:09,833 Gayatri, you know why I don't have you never touched it until now? 753 00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:20,917 Gayatri, you know why did the plane fly? 754 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:27,375 Because Newton didn't taste never that apple... 755 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,500 ...and today in this world.. 756 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:44,250 ...there would be no trace.. 757 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,250 ..of an airport if it had bitten that apple. 758 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:49,458 Darling... 759 00:55:49,583 --> 00:55:51,583 You've never asked before! 760 00:56:28,792 --> 00:56:30,292 Gayatri! 761 00:56:36,792 --> 00:56:37,583 Gayatri! 762 00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:39,417 Gayatri, the elastic got knotted! 763 00:56:47,625 --> 00:56:49,292 Gayatri! 764 00:57:02,292 --> 00:57:03,792 Gayatri! 765 00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:05,375 Gayatri! 766 00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:06,792 Gayatri! 767 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,833 Gayatri! 768 00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:20,125 Gayatri! 769 00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:36,708 I promise. 770 00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:48,375 Gayatri, did you cut your hair short? 771 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,333 Do I close the window? 772 00:57:50,917 --> 00:57:52,583 No, turn off the radio. 773 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:13,250 The more nonviolent I become... 774 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:19,375 ...more violent it will be this gun. 775 00:58:21,667 --> 00:58:26,417 This gun does not need of a license to kill. 776 00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:34,667 Who was that peacetime pigeon that flew and blew, blew! 777 00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:49,167 Your password is, 'B for Bakbak' [nonsense chatter]. 778 00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:52,875 Dial 'M' [Yama] for Maya. 779 00:58:54,125 --> 00:58:56,875 Mariyam for milk. 780 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,417 Here, check it out. Check. 781 00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:04,375 Mother tongue. 782 00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:18,333 Phool! 783 00:59:18,583 --> 00:59:20,708 I bring tea, it's time for the train. 784 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:22,750 I rolled up your blankets. 785 00:59:24,417 --> 00:59:25,792 Thief, where are my shoes? 786 00:59:25,917 --> 00:59:27,417 I had put them away last night. 787 00:59:27,792 --> 00:59:29,250 Thief, return my shoes. 788 00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:30,917 I'm not a thief. I'm not a thief. 789 00:59:31,042 --> 00:59:31,958 I'm not a thief. 790 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:33,083 I'm not a thief. 791 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:37,042 Gayatri, check her from top to bottom. 792 00:59:37,167 --> 00:59:38,667 Check it from top to bottom. 793 00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:40,458 Here check it out... 794 00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:44,750 O madman, wake up, are you still in your dream? 795 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:46,250 I didn't swallow your diamonds. 796 00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:48,417 Your son, Om, ran away with them. 797 00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:51,375 Here you are! I dare you to get out! ... 798 00:59:51,542 --> 00:59:52,625 ...and if I were a liar, 799 00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:54,583 I would die when I cross this threshold, right here and now. 800 00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:56,583 Gayatri! 801 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:04,750 Tell me your name? 802 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,292 Neither a name nor an alphabet nor a proverb. 803 01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:10,333 The father got lost at the fair. 804 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,208 Our book is also kept there. 805 01:02:12,708 --> 01:02:14,667 If I bid I could earn a name for myself. 806 01:02:15,042 --> 01:02:16,333 Where do you come from? 807 01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:17,667 From the cinema. 808 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:21,458 Show me the ticket. 809 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:24,167 - I lost it. - Then tell me the story. 810 01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:27,083 There was a boy who could hold your breath for a long time. 811 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:29,250 Then one day his breathing he transformed into Helium. 812 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:32,042 - What is the heart of the card? - Crow. 813 01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:34,083 ...and the paper wings? 814 01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:37,458 The keys to the cartridge, the notes written on the shorts... 815 01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:40,750 And Bohr? 816 01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:43,292 He cursed Eve in the sockets of the bracelets. 817 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:47,625 - Keller? - He could read the lips of spirits. 818 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,042 He drew buckets of darkness. 819 01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:51,917 Off course. 820 01:02:55,625 --> 01:02:58,833 The keys to Morse's mental code like crazy cuckoos dancing disco. 821 01:03:03,167 --> 01:03:07,917 You still have a lakh balloons full of breath in your account. 822 01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:11,375 The dawn is breaking, it's time to go... 823 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,792 ...otherwise it was a pleasure talking to you. 824 01:03:33,167 --> 01:03:35,500 A little further there was the same lake... 825 01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:38,250 ...but in the meantime, the corpse he had left there. 826 01:03:38,917 --> 01:03:41,667 Farther away, there was a sign which said 'Park Here'. 827 01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:43,625 I went and slept there. 828 01:03:44,167 --> 01:03:46,875 When I woke up I found it the same coin as acumen 829 01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:48,750 of my childhood that I had lost a long time ago. 830 01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:52,042 That cheating coin attracted me to the well of spirits. 831 01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,917 He jumped into the water like if you would mention me... 832 01:03:55,250 --> 01:03:57,833 ..'come and jump, there is a treasure down here'. 833 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:26,958 Who is? 834 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:35,542 If your mouth is the lock, then the key is set on my dream. 835 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:42,958 I'm a tourist. The advance is held under your pillow. 836 01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:57,000 Then you are our God. 837 01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:59,792 - Goodnight. - Good night. 838 01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:51,167 The question of the letter is, spirit, money and water. 839 01:06:51,917 --> 01:06:54,625 This coin pit is neither full, neither empty nor false. 840 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:58,083 As soon as the sun rises I enter the treasury. 841 01:06:58,542 --> 01:07:00,750 Keep this coin tight in the jaw. 842 01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:27,625 I understand everything, the question of your letter... 843 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:33,750 ...I won't buy your key-lock bluffs. 844 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:37,375 I had kept the coin gripped between my teeth. 845 01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:42,292 Scoundrel, because it rained fake coins? 846 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:47,375 Remember, Pushkar police he's looking for you. 847 01:07:47,625 --> 01:07:49,917 And then you are a God... 848 01:07:50,042 --> 01:07:52,500 ..the Pushkar police he's still looking for you. 849 01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:57,917 O idiot of the wisdom tooth, hold the coin head up. 850 01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:00,042 The tail part doesn't work. 851 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,250 Your mistake would have vaporized me along with the treasure below. 852 01:08:09,667 --> 01:08:14,792 Mr. Om.. Mr. Om, I agree may you have powerful lungs. 853 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:19,083 But this coin is beyond of my understanding. 854 01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:24,208 I can't serve you without this amulet. 855 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:29,000 The magician told me to open the fist and the coin was gone. 856 01:08:31,042 --> 01:08:32,292 I understand. 857 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:36,083 Mr Om, the police he is looking for God. 858 01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:40,208 If you go out during the day it's there the risk of being captured, 859 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:43,250 ... at night, the fear of dogs. 860 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,917 ...and I also know that.. 861 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:48,000 ..water attracts money. 862 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,208 But partner, what is water? 863 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:52,208 - Of the ancestors... - ...and the ancestors? 864 01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:54,500 - Oily... - ... oil of what? 865 01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:55,750 Mint. 866 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:57,792 Whose mint is it, partner? 867 01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:00,833 Partner, all the money has evaporated. 868 01:09:00,917 --> 01:09:02,833 You flipped the coin in vain. 869 01:09:03,042 --> 01:09:04,625 What did you say? Did I turn? 870 01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:06,208 You are the traitor, thief! 871 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:07,833 You are the traitor! 872 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:10,458 Go! Go into the water again! 873 01:09:10,833 --> 01:09:12,542 I tell you, go again inside the water! 874 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:15,042 Come in and take me the treasure. 875 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:20,167 You think you can fool me? 876 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:24,083 I can hold thousands of divers like you. 877 01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,750 Go away! 878 01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:29,667 See, all the 2000 year taxes are stored here. 879 01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:33,208 Yes. Just because I have you called God.. 880 01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:34,958 ...don't let it go to your head. 881 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:37,833 Go! 882 01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:41,333 Om! Om! 883 01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:45,583 Partner! Partner! 884 01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:48,833 I didn't mean that, partner. 885 01:09:49,167 --> 01:09:50,833 I didn't mean that Om. 886 01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:52,625 Om! Om! 887 01:09:53,958 --> 01:09:54,792 Om! 888 01:09:57,042 --> 01:10:00,583 MISSING: Dear Om returns home. Nobody you will ask for anything. Your father BABUJI ​​B. HYBRID. 889 01:10:21,917 --> 01:10:24,833 Babuji, I agree that the whole world has turned against you. 890 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,542 But what do I do? 891 01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:30,167 You know you don't dare now... 892 01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:33,083 to leave your room until... 893 01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:35,083 ...you are under the curse of that witch... 894 01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:36,500 But now, I'll have to go. 895 01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:38,667 I will go to Delhi with diamonds. 896 01:10:38,917 --> 01:10:41,083 You know the elections they get closer. 897 01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:43,125 Where are the diamonds? 898 01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:45,000 Seth, it's in your belly. 899 01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:47,875 In my belly? How come? 900 01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:50,000 Tell me. 901 01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:53,667 Lala, you yourself said that diamonds are forever. 902 01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:56,917 I ground the diamonds and I fed them to you. 903 01:10:57,417 --> 01:10:59,417 ..the auspicious day of the Goddess of wealth... 904 01:10:59,542 --> 01:11:01,000 ..it will fall in the night of full moon. 905 01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:03,458 ...until then do not defecate. 906 01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:05,917 That day you will see the magic when your feces lands.. 907 01:11:06,042 --> 01:11:08,333 ..the parched earth will croak of riches again. 908 01:11:08,917 --> 01:11:11,875 ...but no one should see you while you defecate... 909 01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:12,875 .. if anyone ever sees you, 910 01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:14,667 then make sure it doesn't succeed to see anyone... 911 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:16,708 ...but that doesn't mean you I have to kill him for this... 912 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:19,292 ...and if you kill, then all yours austerity will go up in smoke. 913 01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:59,875 Om, vote, fat one purgative note. 914 01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,917 Om, vote, fat one purgative note. 915 01:12:08,917 --> 01:12:13,042 Om, vote, fat one purgative note. 916 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:23,292 Om, vote, fat one purgative note. 917 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:30,917 Om, vote, fat one purgative note. 918 01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:38,167 Om, vote, fat one purgative note. 919 01:12:38,417 --> 01:12:41,167 Vampire, let me go! 920 01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:45,792 Who? Who are you? 921 01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,542 What are you doing here? 922 01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:49,083 Don't you know me? 923 01:12:49,417 --> 01:12:51,125 I am the Lala Lotamal. 924 01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:53,042 I was catching frogs. 925 01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:55,750 But without my permission? 926 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:58,375 - I'm going. - Wait. 927 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,458 Do you want my permission? 928 01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:05,125 Whose son are you? 929 01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:08,500 - Shankar.. - Shankar? 930 01:13:10,917 --> 01:13:13,917 - Did you hear anything? - No. 931 01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:17,333 - Did you see anything? - No. 932 01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:22,083 Then listen, you will what are you told? 933 01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:23,042 Yes. 934 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:30,542 Then take note that until the morning, no one should see you.. 935 01:13:30,875 --> 01:13:32,542 nor should you see anyone, 936 01:13:33,125 --> 01:13:35,125 if you do this, from the morning.. 937 01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:37,542 ..you will have become the contractor of my land of frogs. 938 01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:05,917 Sir, there is a diamond in my frog. 939 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,292 But the frog was mine. 940 01:14:07,417 --> 01:14:09,083 Sir, there is also a diamond in my frog. 941 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,083 Let me see. Let me see. 942 01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:13,750 Why not, if a man can have stones in the kidneys.. 943 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,625 ..then why a frog can't have diamonds? 944 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:17,500 Sir, our college he will become famous now. 945 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:19,625 Lord, I know this boy, catch these frogs from Pushkar. 946 01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:20,875 Lord, as they say metamorphosis in English.. 947 01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:23,167 - Akbar! - He went to Iraq! 948 01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:25,458 - From your aunt? - Yes. 949 01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:27,458 Amar had come too to meet him the other day. 950 01:14:27,833 --> 01:14:29,750 - How are you? - I am fine. 951 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,917 - Jobs? - Yes. 952 01:14:32,458 --> 01:14:34,375 - Where? - In a zoo. 953 01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,542 - In Ajmer? - Everywhere. 954 01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:38,917 - I have to go. - Okay. 955 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,167 I'll be back. 956 01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:42,917 There, he cast the spell in this courtyard... 957 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,000 ...that's his sandal that he left behind, and Om never returned. 958 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:57,833 Jump! 959 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:11,292 Hey Ram! 960 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:17,917 This is private land of Lala Lotamal's poop. 961 01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:22,000 Killing frogs is not allowed here. 962 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:26,292 Frogs here breed diamonds. 963 01:15:26,875 --> 01:15:30,208 This is the land of Lala Lotamal. 964 01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:34,708 This is private land of Lala Lotamal's poop. 965 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:36,708 Roast these scoundrels! 966 01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:38,583 Accountant, this is my entire harvest. 967 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:40,292 This is my private harvest. 968 01:15:40,417 --> 01:15:42,917 Collector, I am robbed. 969 01:15:43,042 --> 01:15:46,000 SP I'm robbed. All my frogs are gone. 970 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:48,167 What will happen now? 971 01:15:48,292 --> 01:15:51,125 Someone stop these scoundrels... 972 01:15:51,250 --> 01:15:54,292 ... they have infested my land. All my frogs were killed. 973 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:56,000 Let it go! Leave that frog! 974 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:59,250 Oh, toy guns they became true. 975 01:16:32,958 --> 01:16:37,417 Accountant, what does it show our budget? 976 01:16:37,792 --> 01:16:40,708 Lala, we made a profit of 1 crore from the firecracker festival. 977 01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:42,833 I bought all the firecrackers. 978 01:16:43,042 --> 01:16:45,583 Even the professor there has verified. 979 01:16:45,875 --> 01:16:48,375 Every bomb has an atom hidden inside it. 980 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,667 Babuji was great, he sacrificed himself for the country. 981 01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:55,250 He offered his coconut head for the prosperity of our country. 982 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,917 It transformed the firecracker festival in a world war. 983 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,083 Dear Gayatri.. 984 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,625 ..you can fill any amount you want in this blank check. 985 01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:43,208 Where were you lost, Mr Om? 986 01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:47,292 I've been waiting for you ever since, with this plate of offerings. 987 01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:50,792 Here, come out. 988 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:53,458 Here, put on your glasses. 989 01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,083 Don't take the small things at heart. 990 01:17:57,833 --> 01:18:02,208 Nothing is impossible if devoted and divinities unite. 991 01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:08,667 Look, from tomorrow the skies they will land in Pushkar. 992 01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:14,750 Do one thing, every day at midnight, get out of... 993 01:18:15,833 --> 01:18:17,875 ... the water, and give audience to the public. 994 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:23,375 Look, we'll get rich like the richest men in the world. Yes. 995 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:28,333 Welcome to the Gods, Mr. Om. Welcome to the Gods. 996 01:18:42,167 --> 01:18:43,292 Thank you. 997 01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:45,917 The heavens are landed on earth. 998 01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:47,917 For the benefit of devotees.. 999 01:18:48,042 --> 01:18:50,958 ..of every caste and creed, heavenly Pushkar remains here 1000 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:55,375 for the next five days and nights. 1001 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,625 On this occasion, 1002 01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:58,917 whoever prays and does offers here,... 1003 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,333 ...his wishes come true. 1004 01:19:00,458 --> 01:19:02,625 You can get a list of inns and food stalls.. 1005 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:05,167 ...from the information centre. 1006 01:19:05,375 --> 01:19:07,042 Keeping in mind the comforts of pilgrims... 1007 01:19:07,167 --> 01:19:13,042 ..Pushkar opened many other food stalls. 1008 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,208 On behalf of the Service Pushkar water station, 1009 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,042 bottled holy water and sealed of Pushkar 1010 01:19:17,167 --> 01:19:19,917 is given free of charge to pilgrims. 1011 01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:21,083 Thank you. 1012 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:49,125 YOU KEEP AN EYE ON IT. 1013 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,875 Hello Mrs Carnival Manager, My name is Totaram Sinus. 1014 01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:58,000 Coconut Sinus. 1015 01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,000 We are sellers of PUSHKAR-KAYA-WATCH... 1016 01:21:00,250 --> 01:21:02,833 ..can carry ours message to Mr. Om. 1017 01:21:02,917 --> 01:21:04,625 It will be paid what he asks for. 1018 01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:06,458 PROMISE? 1019 01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:09,833 Will he take off his glasses? 1020 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,708 - At what price? - Promise? 1021 01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:15,792 - Anything. - Promise? 1022 01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:18,875 Toothpaste tit. 1023 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,375 - Nose piercing? - Breast. 1024 01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:26,250 - Nails? - Dig. 1025 01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:28,125 Hey WATCH. 1026 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:35,500 Take anything, all for 100 Rs. 1027 01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:41,125 Take anything, all for 100 Rs. 1028 01:21:42,542 --> 01:21:43,833 PROMISE. 1029 01:21:46,583 --> 01:21:51,292 Before the oblation is distributed among the devotees.. 1030 01:21:53,083 --> 01:21:55,708 ..I would like to discuss of this miracle... 1031 01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:58,583 ..with the name of Lord Gurudev. 1032 01:22:00,042 --> 01:22:00,792 Om.. 1033 01:22:14,542 --> 01:22:17,083 Gurudev, in this age of consumerism, what message from... 1034 01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:20,250 spiritual satisfaction offers this toothpaste... 1035 01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:23,042 What a matter of faith offers this 'PROMISE'? 1036 01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:25,917 Because this divine boy is standing holding your breath? 1037 01:22:26,125 --> 01:22:28,042 Lord, towards what is he pointing? 1038 01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:36,125 Non-cooperation movement of BREATH. 1039 01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,000 Non-cooperation movement of BREATH. 1040 01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,958 Because Brahma broke his promise? 1041 01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:43,542 The perfect empire of Rama's well-being! 1042 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:45,458 Pushkar in every little bit. 1043 01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:49,833 Rama's empire of well-being! 1044 01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:02,542 Fish-shaped key ring. 1045 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:04,000 Fish-shaped key ring. 1046 01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:05,417 Fish-shaped key ring. 1047 01:23:05,542 --> 01:23:06,875 Fish-shaped key ring. 1048 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,417 Fish-shaped key ring. 1049 01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:09,750 Fish-shaped key ring. 1050 01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:11,125 Fish-shaped key ring. 1051 01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:12,167 Fish-shaped key ring. 1052 01:23:12,292 --> 01:23:14,667 Fuck! I had asked for well-being of all, hey Ram! 1053 01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:17,417 Family planning is not a witch's dream... 1054 01:23:17,542 --> 01:23:19,208 ..what iron fish emerge from the water. 1055 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,833 But you promised he would caught a rainbow. 1056 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,917 You failed Mr Coca-Cola. 1057 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,125 The clock slipped from your hand. 1058 01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:28,375 A metal fish it is not an answer nor to... 1059 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:29,667 ... the protest nor to the contraceptive. 1060 01:23:29,792 --> 01:23:32,000 Return the amount of the contract. 1061 01:23:37,583 --> 01:23:40,542 And after, after working at the Well of Spirits... 1062 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:43,292 ..I started supplying frogs from the land of the frogs of Lotamal. 1063 01:23:43,583 --> 01:23:44,500 Then one day... 1064 01:23:44,625 --> 01:23:46,042 ..a rumor spread all over Ajmer.. 1065 01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:48,625 ..that the frogs of the land of frogs they have diamonds in their bellies. 1066 01:23:48,750 --> 01:23:49,792 This happened at the same time... 1067 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:51,708 ..when there were firecrackers become deadly real. 1068 01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:53,333 People had vandalized all the firecracker shops. 1069 01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:56,708 ... and then the doors to the land of frogs they were closed for me too. 1070 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,792 So I had to return at the Well of Spirits. 1071 01:23:59,000 --> 01:23:59,958 and now I'm the protagonist.. 1072 01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:02,667 ..of advertising films of Pushkar Kaya Watch. 1073 01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:06,167 The idea of the 'Non-Cooperation Movement del RESPIRO' was inspired by me. 1074 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,625 But what does it say in your contract, Om? 1075 01:24:08,917 --> 01:24:10,292 I get everything I ask for. 1076 01:24:10,458 --> 01:24:12,125 But your nature is strange, Om... 1077 01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:15,167 when you hold your breath you are working, are you cooperating... 1078 01:24:15,292 --> 01:24:17,792 ...so breathing for you would be your non-cooperation. 1079 01:24:18,167 --> 01:24:20,958 So when everyone stops holding your breath, not cooperating.. 1080 01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:23,208 ...you will have to breathe, for yours non-cooperation, Om. 1081 01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:25,167 And as soon as you breathe underwater