1 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,458 Shit! 2 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:37,250 Ionian column. 3 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:40,583 Fifth century BC, is it not? 4 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:44,958 No, it happens to be third century BC, Doric. 5 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:50,208 So you're off the mark by a couple of hundred years, you ignorant bastard. 6 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,750 Leutnant Braun... 7 00:06:45,033 --> 00:06:47,075 One never kills a cook. 8 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:51,908 Especially an Italian cook. 9 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,333 On this occasion we will spare Signor Rotelli. 10 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:59,250 And hang this man in his place. 11 00:07:10,292 --> 00:07:13,125 Franz, ein Stuhl unter dem Vogel. 12 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:15,708 Und ein Seil. 13 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:22,750 Attention! 14 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,875 Professor Blake. 15 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:46,958 What is this incessant compulsion to escape? 16 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,958 It's a habit I picked up as a soldier during your first world war. 17 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,333 Please ask yourself, as a civilian, where would you be 18 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,417 if the benevolent arm of the F�hrer's Antiquarian Reclamation Unit 19 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,708 had not rescued you from your various internment camps? 20 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:05,708 I most certainly would not be looting Greece of all her art treasures. 21 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:08,542 Sergeant Judson? 22 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,792 In what swamp of despair would you be 23 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:14,125 if your circus-bred skills of climbing and rigging had not enticed me 24 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:18,792 into plucking you from your prison camp in the Fatherland? 25 00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:21,875 As for you, Bruno Rotelli, if you were not a cook... 26 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:24,875 - I'm not a cook. - God knows, that is true. 27 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,917 I'm a racing driver, sometimes I sing. 28 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:34,167 I've a feeling your defection to the Allies must've been taken as a mixed blessing. 29 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,774 Now, listen to me! 30 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,833 We have three dead archaeologists here who cannot be replaced. 31 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:43,083 But please note, that did not deter sergeant Mann from shooting them. 32 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,625 So in the futire, in the interests of peace and harmony... 33 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:48,750 Harmony ain't what's about to happen. 34 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,083 Well, major Hecht, I am pleased to see 35 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:57,792 you are conducting a summary trial of these criminals. 36 00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:59,667 Haven't you decided on punishment yet? 37 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,333 I was about to, major Volkmann. 38 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,917 Please, proceed. 39 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:10,583 As I was saying, to deter you from further disrupting the mission of this unit 40 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:14,083 you will immediately be confined to your sleeping quarters. 41 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,333 This camp exists for one purpose 42 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,792 to exhume priceless archaeological relics. 43 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:22,667 Anyone who interferes with this project, will pay dearly for it. 44 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:27,125 I suggest you confine them in here. 45 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:34,125 - Remove the grating. - Open it. 46 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:43,083 Jump in, men. 47 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:55,500 In the SS, we play no favourites. 48 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,333 Put the dead men in with them. 49 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,083 Do you wish me to give the order? 50 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,833 Herr major, let me remind you that 51 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:12,000 in this camp, I am in command. 52 00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:16,750 You're quite right. 53 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:19,500 I have exceeded my authority. 54 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,500 Have they located the transmitter? 55 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,167 No, sir. 56 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,792 It takes 30 seconds to get a fix and the Greeks never transmit that long. 57 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:26,125 Bitte! Please... 58 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:29,750 Please come. This way, please. 59 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,375 Don't do that! 60 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:54,000 You don't care about any of this, do you? 61 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,375 I care that your Resistance heroes 62 00:13:56,375 --> 00:14:01,375 have turned five girls into whores so they can spy on the Germans for you. 63 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:11,708 You know we have a date for an Allied naval invasion of the Aegean. 64 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,667 - Who's invading us this time? - How do I know? 65 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:18,708 - The British? The Americans? - The Germans are neater. 66 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:22,750 From a madam's point of view. 67 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:26,917 They just hang old men in the village square. 68 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:35,000 The Resistance, it has a specific target to take now. 69 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,875 All right. 70 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:50,083 Yes, the submarine refuelling depot. 71 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:56,500 - Real coffee, where did you get it? - Lieutenant Braun. 72 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,500 And how did you get it? 73 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,667 Follow me! 74 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,667 Heil Hitler! 75 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:36,500 Gesundheit! I hope it's not catching. 76 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:45,000 - Oh, Charlie! - Mamma mia, che meraviglia! 77 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,875 Hey!.. 78 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,000 What are they doing down there? 79 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,083 Prisoners who tried to escape. Come! 80 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:58,625 They told me we were going to a country club. 81 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,208 Zur�ck, nein. 82 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,708 Enter! 83 00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:29,458 - The Americans. - Charlie Dane. This is Dottie Delmar. 84 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:33,958 - Major Otto Hecht. - Great likeness. Great likeness! 85 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:39,167 - Louis Armstrong. - Yes, are you a jazz lover? 86 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:43,792 From 'King' Oliver on. Fancy looking junk you got there. 87 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:47,167 It is a fifth-century Aegean vase. 88 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,250 I would've sworn it was fourth century. 89 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,958 Looks expensive. 90 00:16:54,833 --> 00:17:00,250 - You were shot down over the Adriatic? - That's right, on our way to a USO show. 91 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,708 I see you are a swimmer. 92 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:07,500 - Do you swim underwater? - What did you have in mind? 93 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:12,333 We need someone to explore the coastline for ancient art treasures. 94 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,625 I'm your man, major. 95 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,458 Aptly put. 96 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,500 And you, Mr... Dane? 97 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,208 What is your speciality? 98 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:29,333 I'm a stand-up comic, I do schtick, tell jokes. 99 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,208 I'm afraid there's no place 100 00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:34,667 in the Antiquarian Reclamation Unit for a comedian. 101 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,667 But there is for a schvimmer? 102 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:42,542 Even if she were not a swimmer she would not be entirely useless. 103 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,250 Well, thank you, major. 104 00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:50,417 Major Volkmann, in his next sweep, will be wishing to interrogate you. 105 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:54,083 - Is he another jazz lover? - He is a major... 106 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:57,458 ...in the SS. 107 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,875 I could catalogue your art collection 108 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:04,417 write biographies of jazz immortals, tune up the motorcycles. 109 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,292 I do mending, washing, not too much... 110 00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:09,792 Come. We shall see how things working on. 111 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:13,167 I can teach dancing. Limber them up after all that goose-stepping. 112 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:16,083 And Gershwin's An American in Paris... 113 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,708 Unfortunately Gershwin is forbidden in the Third Reich. 114 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,000 And not a moment too soon. 115 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:24,708 - Sergeant! - Herr major. 116 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,917 What took him so long? 117 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,958 Sergeant, you will take Mr Dane to barrack seven 118 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,292 and escort Miss Delmar to the guests' quarters next to the carpenter's shop. 119 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,250 - Jawohl, Herr major. - Jawohl. 120 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,500 I hope you won't mind the banging. 121 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,583 She never has. 122 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,917 Charlie! 123 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:59,667 I'm sure, they got a lot of loot in there. This Kraut could have a good thing going. 124 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:04,208 - Not everyone's as crooked as you are. - You wanna bet? 125 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,417 You will stay here. 126 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:14,250 I'll take a meet with you at downstairs in the bar just as soon as I freshen up. 127 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,792 Work! Please. Come. 128 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:59,250 - Who is it? - It's Zoe. 129 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,667 The kite is up. 130 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:08,708 Braun's trying to locate the radio again. 131 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,000 Well, he'll never find it where he's been looking. 132 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,667 You can change all that. 133 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:18,458 That's a commitment I'm not prepared to make. 134 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,750 Then stop complaining about it. 135 00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:24,083 - Climb back to your monastery. - I intend to. 136 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,208 Is that part of your plan? 137 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:37,125 Now, look... You forget I said that. 138 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:46,208 Achtung! Gefreiter M�ller, das Licht in Baracke B ausschalten. 139 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,042 - Who is it? - Otto Hecht. 140 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:33,125 - Do I know you? - I am the commandant. 141 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:36,042 Sorry. 142 00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:41,083 I have a tough time with names but I never forget a face. 143 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,583 Well, my dear Miss Delmar 144 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,833 I see you adapt quickly to new situations. 145 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:51,417 Everything in its proper place. 146 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:54,375 I always like to make things homey, you know 147 00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,792 travelling a lot, the way we do. 148 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,083 We? 149 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,875 You and Charlie? 150 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,333 No, no! We... We in show business. 151 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:07,500 Charlie and I just met on this aquacade gig. 152 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:12,500 Aquacade? That is an American word I am not knowing. 153 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:17,917 It's... It's sort of like a wet Busby Berkeley routine. 154 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,667 Only it gives the farmers a chance to see a lot of floating boobs. 155 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,125 Boobs? 156 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:29,542 Would you like to sit down? 157 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:32,000 Thank you. 158 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,583 - Please. - No, go ahead. 159 00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:40,583 - Why don't we, drink to something? - All right. 160 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,917 Like... 161 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:48,292 Like peace for the world. 162 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,208 - Prost. - Cheers. 163 00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:56,542 Say, what's gonna happen to us? 164 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:02,292 To you... nothing. 165 00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:05,708 I'm not so sure about your Jewish friend. 166 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,583 How do you know he's Jewish? 167 00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:11,667 In the Third Reich, they assume everyone is Jewish 168 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:14,333 unless proven otherwise. 169 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:18,667 You have... nice thighs. 170 00:23:20,042 --> 00:23:22,125 Thanks. 171 00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:26,333 I would like to... 172 00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:30,583 So what's stopping you? 173 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:36,125 I anticipate that you might. 174 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:40,375 I may look dumb, but I'm not stupid. 175 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:54,083 Something wrong? 176 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:55,750 You are not responding. 177 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:59,458 Honey, you said you wanted to... 178 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,250 I didn't say I did. 179 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,958 Well, I... do think that under the circumstances 180 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,500 you might cultivate a... little warmth. 181 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,833 Good night. 182 00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:16,875 Aren't you going to take your wine back? 183 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,250 That would not be the act of a gentleman. 184 00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:24,083 And blackmail is? 185 00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:28,417 Only if it succeeds. 186 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:30,292 Good night. 187 00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:51,250 - Where's the tunnel, professor? - I beg your pardon? 188 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:55,208 Come on, somebody's always digging a tunnel for escape through. 189 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,875 - Not here. - That's a relief. 190 00:24:57,917 --> 00:25:00,458 It's not such a terrible spot to sit out the war. 191 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,875 No, and our Austrian commandant feels the same way. 192 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:08,000 - What is it? - That's about 200 BC 193 00:25:08,042 --> 00:25:11,250 it's a miniature of some household god. 194 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,417 Probably off a lady's bedside table. 195 00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:15,667 How do you know that? 196 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,792 I come from a long line of archaeologists. 197 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:22,417 You see, when the sun never set on the Empire, we looted with impunity. 198 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:26,667 Treasure from Egypt, porcelain from Peking, golden masks from Persia. 199 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,167 - Isn't that Hecht's racket? - Our commandant? Yes, well... 200 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:33,292 He used to be a dishonest art dealer in Vienna 201 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,167 so he has to be more careful. 202 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,375 The ordinary archaeological finds do go to Berlin 203 00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:40,958 but anything of real value he ships to his sister in Switzerland. 204 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,292 What else? 205 00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:47,542 This looks like one you found yesterday. 206 00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,667 Yes, how clever of you are! You quit right. 207 00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:52,917 They were made in sets of two, husband and wife. 208 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:57,958 How come everything is under the camp? 209 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,917 All off this was one beautiful temple of Neptune 210 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,750 and people then came to leave valuable offerings. 211 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,083 Prisoner Dane... 212 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:07,871 What happens if we run out the things we dig up? 213 00:26:07,897 --> 00:26:09,833 We won't. We take precautions. 214 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:13,167 Prisoner Dane, report to the commandant's office. 215 00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:16,583 Put him back to bed. Now you see him, now you don't. 216 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:20,417 Very neat. So, tell me, where's the real heavy stuff? 217 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:23,750 - Well, Charlie some... - You! Dane! 218 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,083 Major Hecht. Come! 219 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:31,375 If he could only stand up by himself without having to rely on me. 220 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:43,500 Are you still here? 221 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:46,792 It's not a bad life. Got a match? 222 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:54,500 - I'm so sorry. - Schwein! 223 00:26:56,167 --> 00:27:00,125 - Hi, Fr�ulein! - Give 'em hell, baby! 224 00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:04,792 Beautiful woman, sergeant. Your mother? 225 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,208 - My wife. - Nice dainty quality about her. 226 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:12,417 You're a man of exceptional taste, sergeant. Exceptional taste. 227 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,417 - Charlie? - Major. 228 00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:23,500 Nice view. 229 00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:29,208 Have you ever been to Hollywood? 230 00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:31,375 I've played a few bits there. 231 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,917 Do you know... Ann Sheridan? 232 00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:36,750 Do I know Ann Sheridan? 233 00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:39,208 No. 234 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:45,000 Miss Sheridan is what they call the... oomph girl, is she not? 235 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,167 All the time. 236 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,667 - What is "oomph"? - "Oomph"? 237 00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:55,750 It's the icing on the strudel, major. 238 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:03,000 That, then, is the area I would like to be discussing with you. 239 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,542 In the matter of Miss Delmar. 240 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:09,958 Your status here does not permit you connubial privileges. 241 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,167 - So far. - Consider it a closed door. 242 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:20,667 However, there is no reason that we all must suffer. 243 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:23,125 Certainly not. 244 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:27,417 - Idle machinery rusts. - Precisely. 245 00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:31,708 Now, given the uncertainty of your position here... 246 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:34,250 I thought you might need a social director, you know 247 00:28:34,292 --> 00:28:39,708 a bingo club, teach the tango, put on shows, I do a fabulous Jolson. 248 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:42,083 You ain't heard nothin' yet! 249 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:45,750 You... You have my permission. 250 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:49,583 Terrific, you'll have the grooviest camp in the mountains. 251 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:53,792 Now... Back to the question of 'oomph'. 252 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:57,583 - I thought that was going fine. - On the surface, yes. 253 00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:00,333 But... 254 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:05,083 Well, it's hard for some ladies to fake it. 255 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:09,083 Well, she could look upon it as... 256 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,750 theatre. 257 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:18,750 I don't know, major. A jazz lover like you stooping to this. 258 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:22,500 The spoils of war, my friend. 259 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,917 Have the girls heard anything about those two Americans? 260 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,583 No, what about them? 261 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:02,000 They may have been planted by the Germans 262 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:06,375 I'm waiting now to hear from Allied intelligence. 263 00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:09,167 We may have to kill them. 264 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,750 - Yes? - It's Zoe. 265 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:18,167 If he's from the prison camp, you take him. 266 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,917 - It's Braun. - Braun. 267 00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:24,833 - With or without his truck? - With. 268 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:27,750 Don't get upset, you don't have to be jealous of him 269 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:32,000 - ...when he's with his truck. - It's the truck that upsets me. 270 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,750 Hecht's got his girl and he doesn't seem to mind at all. 271 00:30:49,917 --> 00:30:52,083 He minds. 272 00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:56,083 I don't trust him. 273 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:59,292 Telling bad jokes doesn't make a man a collaborator. 274 00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:02,000 - I thought for the finale... - It would be nice, Charlie... 275 00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:04,208 if Dottie will sing 'Lili Marleen'. 276 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,792 You got it, babe. 277 00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:09,167 - How's business? - Berlin is satisfied. 278 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,417 Are you? 279 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:14,167 We've found some things of main historical interest. 280 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:18,208 You would not be here if that's all there was to find. 281 00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:21,208 I'm not sure you're meaning that a compliment. 282 00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:24,000 Bubula, from me, it's a compliment. 283 00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:29,833 The real treasures are up there. In a monastery on Mount Athena. 284 00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:31,750 - Triptychs. - Triptychs. 285 00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:35,958 Icons, jewelled, carved in gold. 286 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:38,667 Byzantine masterpieces. 287 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:41,917 - And, of course, the plates. - What plates? 288 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,833 Gold plates. 289 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,875 Two-headed eagles in bas-relief 290 00:31:49,917 --> 00:31:53,417 commissioned by Constantine VI in 790 AD. 291 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:56,167 Worth how much? 292 00:31:56,292 --> 00:31:58,792 - 10 million. - Marks? 293 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,208 - Swiss francs. - But that's two... 294 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:04,167 - That's two million bucks! - Yes. 295 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:09,875 And, when we win this war, I will liberate those treasures. 296 00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,417 You won't win this war. 297 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:17,250 Well, then I am quite sure that you... 298 00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:20,167 will liberate them. 299 00:32:20,417 --> 00:32:23,375 I enjoy your company... Bubula? 300 00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:25,250 And I love you too, Otto. 301 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:28,833 Thanks for the airing and the smoke. 302 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,750 Is that you, Otto? 303 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:36,333 Who else? 304 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,667 You! 305 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:40,542 Out. 306 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,917 Slowly. 307 00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:54,250 Sergeant, I'm taking this Greek in for a curfew violation. 308 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,708 - You drive. - Sir. 309 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:01,292 - Get in the car. - But I just going to... 310 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,583 Get in the car! 311 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:39,625 Die Bremse ist kaputt! Ich kann den Wagen nicht halten! 312 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:42,375 Herr Leutnant! Herr Leutnant! 313 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,417 Wir rennen ins Munitionslager! 314 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:48,083 Ich kann den Wagen nicht halten! 315 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:18,417 Oy gevalt. 316 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,083 Did you ever make it with a German girl? 317 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:23,458 - No, not yet. - Don't. 318 00:35:24,042 --> 00:35:26,125 Charlie? 319 00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:32,333 - Nous? - You're in the club. 320 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,333 Smashing! 321 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,667 I'll need two parking spaces, registry for a foursome on Sunday mornings 322 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,333 I'm a singles man on the course. 323 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:41,750 - Come on, don't you ever give up? - What do you want me to do? 324 00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:44,000 Kill. 325 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:52,667 - So there is going to be a tunnel? - No, Charlie. 326 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,792 We're gonna break in, not out. 327 00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:58,208 I don't get it. 328 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:04,083 - We're going to take over the camp. - Whose cockamamie idea is that? 329 00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:05,667 The Greek Resistance. 330 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:09,417 Professor, if we live to take this camp over, what we're gonna do with it? 331 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,667 They'll let us know. 332 00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:14,292 Now, here's the camp. The explosives are there. 333 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:18,542 - And your job... - I think I'll resign from this club. 334 00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:32,792 I don't think you wanna do that. 335 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:14,042 - Wait a minute, Otto. - It's Charlie. 336 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:18,542 Sorry. 337 00:37:18,625 --> 00:37:22,375 You win a few, you lose a few, you seem to be travelling first class. 338 00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:25,542 Come on, I'm just not a tragic figure. 339 00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:29,042 I make do, you above all people should understand that. 340 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:32,417 - Dig, dig, dig. - I'm not attacking you, honey. 341 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,167 It's the way we are, that's why we're partners. 342 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:38,333 Well, hear this, partner. We're joining the army. 343 00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:41,500 - Is our army here? - No, their army's here 344 00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:44,333 we're gonna hit them and take over the camp. 345 00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:47,167 Yeah? What will they be doing in the meantime? 346 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:50,792 They'll be watching you strip. We'll put on a show for them. 347 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:54,375 Do I have to take my clothes off for Germans? 348 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,667 Today Otto, tomorrow the world. 349 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:04,083 - Does anyone have to get hurt? - Probably. So what? 350 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,958 Because Otto's been very good to us. 351 00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:09,333 Well, maybe you should tell... 352 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:12,708 Tell him, give him a little advanced notice. 353 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:17,208 - You wouldn't still be here without him. - I'll keep it in mind. 354 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:21,250 What are you guys going to do afterwards? 355 00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:24,292 Climb to the monastery and do a little select looting 356 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:27,250 before your friend gets it all. 357 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:29,875 That's my baby. 358 00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:32,792 Hey... Charlie... 359 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,708 You want to kiss and make up? 360 00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:38,667 How about just kiss? 361 00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:42,250 You don't have to play tough guy with me. 362 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,292 - Charlie? - Yeah? 363 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:50,625 - Can you make it? - How quickly they forget. 364 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:53,000 There's two million bucks in gold up there. 365 00:38:53,042 --> 00:38:57,208 For that kind of money I'd climb the Empire State Building. 366 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,667 If you saw that Braun was toxicated, why did you not help him? 367 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:18,042 I tried to, but I was afraid of him. 368 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:21,833 Prior to my command, had a woman ever been executed here? 369 00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,958 - No, sir. - We need to set a dramatic example. 370 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,250 - This one will be the first. - She's only a prostitute 371 00:39:28,292 --> 00:39:30,583 being serviced by our troops. 372 00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:32,833 It may not upset the locals. 373 00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:36,542 A housewife would be upsetting, it implies virtuous women can be next. 374 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,500 - When do you want it done? -Immediately. 375 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,250 And put this on the loudspeakers: 376 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:45,708 if the murderer of Lieutenant Braun does not surrender within the next 48 hours 377 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:50,333 ten more citizens of Karya will be shot? 378 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,917 'Attention! Attention! 379 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,208 If the murderer of Lieutenant Braun not within 48 hours 380 00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:04,292 volunteers, there will be ten more Residents shot. 381 00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:50,417 You didn't have to kill Braun! 382 00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:58,167 I'll be the judge of that. 383 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:02,000 I almost paid him off. He was satisfied with it! 384 00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:04,708 We cannot rely on that indefinitely. 385 00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:07,667 Are we going to kill the two Americans next? 386 00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:10,708 No, they've been cleared. 387 00:41:10,917 --> 00:41:13,000 How merciful! 388 00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:18,167 And do your superiors know what personal reason you had for killing Braun? 389 00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:21,542 What kind of a man do you think I am? 390 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,667 We'll find out now. 391 00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:26,208 Are you going to let them shoot ten more people 392 00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:29,458 to save your own skin? 393 00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:32,708 - No one will be killed. - I don't believe you. 394 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,917 You'll see. 395 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,250 There's a plan. 396 00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:40,917 Will you give yourself up if it doesn't work? 397 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:48,000 No. 398 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,875 You're a pig! 399 00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:58,125 Zoe's death will be avenged. 400 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:05,250 I hope so. Because if I have to, I'll turn you over to Volkmann myself. 401 00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:15,042 Exquisite. Absolutely exquisite. 402 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,417 Thank you, professor. 403 00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,542 And it does confirm our theory about the great disparity 404 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,208 of the time line in this dig. 405 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:24,292 That is second-century BC. 406 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:27,208 90% of the rest of the finds are from the Christian era. 407 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:28,375 You're right. 408 00:42:28,401 --> 00:42:32,875 We've run into the antique collection of a first-century Greek. 409 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,542 It's a sobering thought, isn't it? 410 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:37,083 2.000 years ago some rich merchant 411 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:40,500 looked upon that as ancient times. 412 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,083 - Thank you, professor. - Good night, major. 413 00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:50,333 I shall tell sergeant Mann you are free to drop in whenever you feel like it. 414 00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:51,792 Thank you. 415 00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:18,083 All right. Pick them up. 416 00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:22,875 What's that? 417 00:43:23,042 --> 00:43:25,458 Early Christman present from the Resistance to the Krauts. 418 00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:28,167 - What's it for? - A little herb that grows around here. 419 00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:30,542 They call it Socrates' Revenge. 420 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,917 And now, direct from a smash run engagement 421 00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:15,250 of one night at 'La Scala' 422 00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:19,333 the greatest Italian voice since Mussolini 423 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:23,750 our own Bruno Rotelli. 424 00:45:55,458 --> 00:46:00,250 Hello. This one looks really quite rare, don't you think? 425 00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:03,417 Looks like... early Harrods. 426 00:46:21,792 --> 00:46:24,500 - Was ist los? - He stepped in front of the bus 427 00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:27,250 it wasn't our fault, I'm sorry... 428 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:32,500 K�mmer dich um den Mann. Beeil dich. 429 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,083 Get the gate. 430 00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:23,417 They love you! They love you! 431 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,958 Get out of here! 432 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:30,208 Get out of here. 433 00:48:30,292 --> 00:48:33,625 - Nein, nein. - Fritz, relax. It's only a walk. 434 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:07,750 Watch the ball, watch the ball. 435 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:10,833 Now, I put it in this hand like this, right? 436 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,125 But look... the ball is gone. 437 00:49:17,667 --> 00:49:21,333 So she says to the bartender: "I didn't mind the first two guys" 438 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,708 "but the one in the fur coat was a little rough" 439 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:27,750 "and I think he ought to cut his nails". 440 00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:36,542 You see, she thought the bear was another guy, wearing a fur coat. 441 00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:50,042 And now, gentlemen, the lady we've all been waiting for 442 00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:53,292 America's answer to Lili Marlene 443 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:56,625 the star of stage, screen, radio 444 00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,167 industrial shows and aqua pura 445 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:01,958 direct from the Radio City Music Hall 446 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,167 the Roxy Theatre and the Brooklyn Paramount 447 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:14,792 The lovely, the fabulous, the fantastically terrific 448 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:18,917 Miss Dottie Delmar. 449 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,875 Come on, guys! 450 00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:16,250 Come on boys, get your hands out of your pockets! 451 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:27,708 Let's give the lady some encouragement! 452 00:51:49,292 --> 00:51:52,542 Let's hear it, guys! Yeah! 453 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:13,197 Sergeant, will you sit down? 454 00:52:13,223 --> 00:52:16,150 You'll find yourself on the Russian front! 455 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,458 Hey, wer hat meine Hose geklaut? 456 00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:26,500 You wanna see some more? 457 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,083 Catch! 458 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:33,750 Hope they don't kill us. 459 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:48,875 Thank you gentelmen. 460 00:53:48,901 --> 00:53:52,250 You'll never know how much we deeply appreciate your cooperation. 461 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:56,000 Now, let's bring it on for sergeant Mann! 462 00:53:57,292 --> 00:54:00,000 Sergeant, sergeant... 463 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,750 Sergeant Mann, you are one cool cat. 464 00:54:02,792 --> 00:54:05,875 Now, sergeant, can I correctly assume 465 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:11,083 that there is no way on earth that I can, with a simple wave of my fabric 466 00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:16,583 remove your automatic from your holster into my hand? 467 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,917 - Am I correct? - There's no way. 468 00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:20,917 Shoo-bop she-boop. 469 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,708 - And I'll be damned. - Bravo, bravo! 470 00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:29,875 Hands on your heads! Commandant, give the order 471 00:54:29,917 --> 00:54:33,875 to surrender arms or you'll be the first to go. 472 00:54:38,917 --> 00:54:41,625 Surrender your weapons. 473 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:49,917 Professor, I hope you know what you're doing. 474 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,500 All of you. 475 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:04,083 Those weapons flew 476 00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:09,750 at the supersonic speed of 3300 km/h. 477 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:15,833 And had a range of 200 km. 478 00:55:16,792 --> 00:55:19,583 You can see from these Allied pictures 479 00:55:19,667 --> 00:55:24,042 their devastating effect on the city of London. 480 00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:28,083 Yes, that's enough. 481 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,167 Pull the curtains. 482 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:39,958 And our new weapon has even greater significance. 483 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,125 When directed at the fleet of Allied ships it could achieve in moments 484 00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:48,292 what conventional coastal artillery could not achieve in days. 485 00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:52,167 That is all, gentleman. Unless there are any questions? 486 00:55:52,458 --> 00:55:55,375 Have some more tea, help yourself to the biscuits. 487 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:11,313 Why do you have do anything to major Hecht? 488 00:56:11,339 --> 00:56:14,000 For one thing, he's invaded my country. 489 00:56:14,042 --> 00:56:16,160 What is it with this woman, professor? 490 00:56:16,186 --> 00:56:17,083 She's right. 491 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:21,000 We need Hecht to ensure Volkmann doesn't find out what happened here. 492 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,792 Maybe I can persuade him? 493 00:56:22,917 --> 00:56:26,333 It's alright. I doubt it'll work, but you have my permission to try. 494 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:29,186 Permission? Look, I didn't do all this fighting 495 00:56:29,212 --> 00:56:31,333 just to change from Krauts to Greeks. 496 00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:32,833 What fighting? 497 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:36,221 How long do you think it'll take Volkmann to find out 498 00:56:36,247 --> 00:56:38,192 what's happen, even with Hecht? 499 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:40,542 - We have other plans. - So do I. 500 00:56:40,833 --> 00:56:42,818 Really? What would they be? 501 00:56:42,844 --> 00:56:47,108 I want to climb up to that monastery on Mount Athena. 502 00:56:51,083 --> 00:56:53,750 - Really? Why? - I'm an art lover. 503 00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:57,417 - We all are, but there are priorities. - Wait a minute... 504 00:56:57,500 --> 00:57:01,458 You are not stupid if not to suppose we can climb all the way to that monastery 505 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,458 without Volkmann's troops noticing us. 506 00:57:03,542 --> 00:57:05,625 We, Rotelli? 507 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:08,833 You too? You're an art lover? 508 00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:13,917 Nat, I want a word with major Hecht. 509 00:57:14,042 --> 00:57:17,167 Something like 'better luck next time'? 510 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:24,667 - That was very well done. - Thank you. 511 00:57:25,417 --> 00:57:29,583 Obviously we need Volkmann to go on thinking everything's in order here. 512 00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:33,792 - Obviously. - So, we want you to tell him that it is. 513 00:57:35,875 --> 00:57:39,625 You are assuming, professor, that, because a man steals from his country 514 00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:41,750 he will also betray it? 515 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,917 No, that would make anybody tax fiddler a potential traitor. 516 00:57:44,958 --> 00:57:47,833 Then let me ask you something else, professor 517 00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:52,708 How would you feel if the shoe was on the other foot? 518 00:57:52,750 --> 00:57:55,417 Fortunately, it's not. 519 00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,875 I'll make it easy for you. 520 00:58:00,542 --> 00:58:04,500 If you don't help us, Zeno will kill you. 521 00:58:05,542 --> 00:58:10,125 You are allied with him. Will you share that responsibility? 522 00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:15,417 - With difficulty. - And there's no other alternative? 523 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:36,000 - What happened? - Nothing yet. 524 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,125 He's making up his mind. 525 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:58,083 Thank you. 526 00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:01,333 It would have been a frightful waste. 527 00:59:09,792 --> 00:59:13,542 You all know Otto, he's really a good kid. 528 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:18,208 Not that good. 529 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:22,042 What is it you wish me to do? 530 00:59:22,208 --> 00:59:25,265 In 18 hours, Volkmann intends to shoot ten people. 531 00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:26,608 That will not happen. 532 00:59:26,792 --> 00:59:29,750 And the Germans will be put out of action on this island. 533 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,917 Just like that? 534 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:36,417 I've discussed it with the professor and he agrees it's entirely feasible. 535 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,583 - And then we can go up to the monastery? - Charlie! 536 00:59:39,667 --> 00:59:43,625 - Charlie, you sure got a one-track mind. - Our mission is to take the village 537 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:46,875 and the refuelling depot, so that German submarines 538 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,000 would not be able to function against the Allied invasion fleet. 539 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,333 After that, I don't care what you do. 540 00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:57,208 Except, and listen very carefully, gentlemen 541 00:59:57,708 --> 01:00:01,958 the treasures of Athena are the property of the Greek people. 542 01:00:02,042 --> 01:00:06,417 We shall begin by infiltrating the brothel in the village. 543 01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:10,958 I find it disgusting, major Hecht 544 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,417 but I'm sure you don't wish to see your so-called soldiers 545 01:00:13,417 --> 01:00:16,375 expire of terminal priapism. 546 01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:18,500 Permission granted. 547 01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,083 Done. 548 01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:25,750 Now it's up to you. 549 01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:28,333 Imagine that Austrian antique dealer 550 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,542 wanting his country club guards to visit a whorehouse before breakfast! 551 01:01:27,792 --> 01:01:30,500 Leutnant, have the men dismount. 552 01:01:40,583 --> 01:01:42,208 Absteigen! 553 01:01:42,292 --> 01:01:44,792 - Absteigen? - Absteigen! 554 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:51,708 - Herr major? - Ja? 555 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,875 There will be executions this morning 556 01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:58,708 therefore major Volkmann asks that your men be present and armed. 557 01:01:58,792 --> 01:02:02,708 Please inform the Herr major that we shall be delighted 558 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:05,667 to lend our presence to the occasion. 559 01:02:15,792 --> 01:02:18,500 Im Laufschritt, marsch! 560 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:36,333 Dreht rechts! 561 01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:48,042 - Hey, Zeno. - Yes? 562 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:50,792 - So long as we're here... - The voice of Italy. 563 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:54,667 Go downstairs, take the prisoners into the basement. 564 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:48,167 Abteilung, links um! 565 01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:53,333 Blake will be attacking the oil depot soon. 566 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:57,333 Rotelli, you and your men take up your positions. 567 01:04:04,958 --> 01:04:08,792 Remember, short bursts, Charlie. 568 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:11,750 Not rat-tat-tat-tat like in the gangster movies. 569 01:04:11,792 --> 01:04:14,250 - Yes, sir. - The barrel heats up. 570 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,833 Rat-tat-tat. Not rat-tat-tat-tat. 571 01:04:47,292 --> 01:04:50,000 - What's he telling him? - What's he telling him? 572 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:52,583 That he likes matzo ball soup. What's he telling him? 573 01:05:10,917 --> 01:05:14,250 Ganze Abteilung... Halt! 574 01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:18,208 Rechte Reihe einen Schritt vor! 575 01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:20,667 Links um! 576 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,917 Linie bilden! 577 01:05:26,167 --> 01:05:29,792 Waffen entsichern! 578 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:47,417 Eagle four, Eagle four, this is Swordfish. 579 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:50,083 Position X-ray 42, yellow grid. 580 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,958 Will give you ETA later. 581 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:53,792 Eagle four to Swordfish. 582 01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:56,958 Channel nets will be open, use tanks one and two. 583 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:05,417 Ihre Papiere, bitte. 584 01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:17,833 Alert the frogmen to prepare for entry. 585 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,083 Yes, sir. 586 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,458 Is it safe? 587 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:06,208 There's no one at the oil pumps, so we should be all right 588 01:08:06,292 --> 01:08:09,000 until the next submarine shows up. 589 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:21,458 - Herr Hecht's too close to him. - That's his problem. 590 01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:31,917 - Beeilt euch. - Ja. 591 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,792 Kommt von dem Wagen runter. Los, dalli. 592 01:09:36,375 --> 01:09:39,083 Eleana, you take over. We're going downstairs. 593 01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,833 Los, an die Wand. 594 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:23,917 Legt an! 595 01:10:58,458 --> 01:11:00,792 Oh, Christ. 596 01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:41,542 Get to the radio! 597 01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:51,000 Get him! 598 01:15:44,917 --> 01:15:47,250 Stop that man! 599 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:30,917 I assume that everything went well in the village. 600 01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:35,625 - For your country or mine? - For mine. 601 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:38,375 There's no such thing as country, major. 602 01:17:38,417 --> 01:17:41,083 Only rivers, mountains, houses and people. 603 01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:46,542 - Country is an abstraction. - You don't really believe that, do you? 604 01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:50,750 - No. - Thank you for trying. 605 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:55,083 - You seem to be in good shape here. - I'm not sure. Look. 606 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:59,042 Here's today's log. Now, what does this entry mean? 607 01:17:59,667 --> 01:18:04,458 There is a U-boat out there somewhere, coming in for refuelling. 608 01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:37,083 - What's in here? - The key to the monastery. 609 01:18:45,417 --> 01:18:48,333 What does it say? 610 01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:59,458 "Athena. Goddess of war, wisdom and music". 611 01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:01,958 Like you, a very confused goddess. 612 01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:04,958 - What does that mean? - Wait a moment. 613 01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:17,500 Looks like... 614 01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:20,833 - Looks like it's pretty good here? - Not a bad show. 615 01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:24,333 Element of total surprise all of that, what? 616 01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:26,792 Dig him. 617 01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:29,542 So, when do we hit the monastery and get rich? 618 01:19:29,542 --> 01:19:33,083 There's a problem, Volkmann may have radioed for help. 619 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,500 - Where to? - Where is the problem. 620 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:38,958 That's why Zeno's dragging his heels, or so he says. 621 01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:42,583 The Allied invasion here has been advanced 30 days. 622 01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:45,167 That's a week from today. 623 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,917 And I'm to act immediately. 624 01:19:50,375 --> 01:19:55,583 - Charlie! Rotelli! Up here! - What's our Greek mother want now? 625 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,500 Coming, mother. 626 01:20:00,917 --> 01:20:03,000 I've got good news. 627 01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:05,708 Volkmann, he didn't transmit anything. 628 01:20:05,792 --> 01:20:08,000 Or if he did, nobody was listening. 629 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:11,625 - How do you know? - How do I know? 630 01:20:13,792 --> 01:20:16,167 This is how I know. 631 01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:20,417 Allied intelligence in Turkey monitors this area. 632 01:20:20,417 --> 01:20:23,917 So, we're staying out here till the invasion? 633 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,083 Well, we could... 634 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:29,500 have lots of time to climb to the monastery. 635 01:20:29,542 --> 01:20:31,917 You certainly change your mind fast, Zeno. 636 01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:34,500 The last I heard it was out of bounds. 637 01:20:34,542 --> 01:20:37,583 "The treasures are the property of the Greek people". 638 01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,125 - Yeah. - That's right. 639 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:41,958 Listen lady, the first troops that land here, regardless of race, creed, colour 640 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,958 or national origin are gonna steal everything that get in their hands on. 641 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,458 It might as well be us. 642 01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:52,917 - You feel the same way? - Monks will be conned by someone. 643 01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:56,750 - Rotelli? - I agree with both. 644 01:20:57,542 --> 01:21:01,083 All right. We'll have to climb up 645 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:04,792 carrying heavy weapons and explosives. 646 01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,250 For a bunch of monks? 647 01:21:08,958 --> 01:21:13,125 Well, they may have taken the treasure, buried it and sealed it. 648 01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:17,500 I understand dynamite, but why the fancy hardware? 649 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:20,667 There's still a war going on, Charlie. 650 01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:25,292 You know something, I don't really trust you, mom Ze. 651 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:28,042 But I'm more greedy than I am cautious. 652 01:21:28,042 --> 01:21:32,000 - When do we start? - Right now, if you'd like. 653 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:12,625 - What have you got? - Submarine surfacing. Zone three. 654 01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:14,708 20 degrees southwest of the depot. 655 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:19,250 'This is Swordfish, ETA 13:13. Over. 656 01:23:19,292 --> 01:23:21,542 Tell him we have a fuel leak. 657 01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:23,875 - They won't believe it. - Tell him! 658 01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:27,042 Eagle Four, this is Swordfish, do you read me? 659 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:32,167 Eagle Four, this is Swordfish... 660 01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:36,042 Swordfish, Swordfish, Eagle four. 661 01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:42,208 Can't believe some people do this for fun. 662 01:23:42,542 --> 01:23:47,167 Will proceed to Eagle Six as alternate. Over and out. 663 01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:49,333 How will I immobilise this place? 664 01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:53,333 There are some things you must find out for yourself. 665 01:23:55,917 --> 01:23:58,667 We have a few limpet mines. 666 01:23:58,750 --> 01:24:00,833 Dottie? 667 01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:05,708 Five metres... Can you get down about 18 feet without equipment? 668 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:10,167 Well, I guess so. Anything for the war effort. 669 01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:14,000 First open the barrels, then set the mines 670 01:24:14,042 --> 01:24:17,167 and I hope there are no underwater surprises. 671 01:24:20,750 --> 01:24:25,542 - Hey, what's all that? - It looks like transmitting equipment to me. 672 01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:30,875 - For a bunch of monks? - Wonder what they do with it? 673 01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:32,792 Maybe they got a early morning talk show. 674 01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:37,000 "Morning folks, this is Brother Zoltos speaking to you on orthodoxy at high altitudes". 675 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:40,375 The Germans must have some sort of installation in the monastery. 676 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:45,333 - At least try to sound surprised. - Are you saying... 677 01:24:45,375 --> 01:24:47,625 He's saying you took us up here 678 01:24:47,667 --> 01:24:50,708 for reasons that are nothing to do with what we're looking for. 679 01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:52,500 - Right. - So am I. 680 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:54,875 All right. 681 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:57,208 There's a communications centre. 682 01:24:57,250 --> 01:25:01,333 When they find out something is wrong down there, they'll radio for help. 683 01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:03,292 We have to knock it out. 684 01:25:03,375 --> 01:25:07,625 - How many man are in there? - There can't be too many. 685 01:25:07,833 --> 01:25:10,458 I suppose you've worked out some sort of plan? 686 01:25:10,458 --> 01:25:12,667 Carefully. 687 01:25:12,792 --> 01:25:14,458 We ought to throw you down there. 688 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:18,042 - Then you woudn't get your golden plates. - My golden plates... 689 01:25:18,083 --> 01:25:19,958 If something happens to me... 690 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:24,042 In 20 years from now, when the Germans are selling Volkswagen all over the world 691 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:26,375 I'm going to be very angry, Zeno. 692 01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:53,000 It can't be for one of us. 693 01:25:53,042 --> 01:25:58,250 - Hey, maybe it's your agent? - Really? No. 694 01:26:02,542 --> 01:26:06,042 Jawohl. Ja, alles normal hier. 695 01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:09,250 Ja, ja, geht in Ordnung. Ja, gut. 696 01:31:33,542 --> 01:31:35,625 Jump! Jump! 697 01:31:51,542 --> 01:31:56,125 Nice of them to make it easy to climb down. 698 01:32:01,792 --> 01:32:05,167 Make sure you only touch it with your boots. 699 01:32:05,292 --> 01:32:07,583 Now... 700 01:35:28,583 --> 01:35:30,250 Halt! 701 01:36:12,792 --> 01:36:15,500 - Zeno, my silencer doesn't fit. - Shut up! 702 01:36:15,542 --> 01:36:18,250 My silencer doesn't fit! 703 01:36:33,167 --> 01:36:37,958 Is this your idea of not too many? One, two, three, four... 704 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:40,583 There's a whole army down there! 705 01:36:40,667 --> 01:36:42,458 - Take off the lid. - Hexaclyde II? 706 01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:46,167 - Sounds like a stain remover. - That's close. 707 01:36:46,375 --> 01:36:50,542 When they wake up there'll be a change of management. 708 01:37:03,917 --> 01:37:06,208 Hold your breath. 709 01:37:24,583 --> 01:37:26,583 Nat�rlich. 710 01:37:30,417 --> 01:37:32,333 Dankesch�n. 711 01:37:35,750 --> 01:37:37,833 The radio's dead, sir. 712 01:37:53,042 --> 01:37:56,167 ... zu Hause. Die Kinder fragen jeden Tag...' 713 01:37:56,292 --> 01:37:59,833 Depot, this is Athena, come in. 714 01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:02,042 Call the air base at Crete. 715 01:38:11,917 --> 01:38:14,292 Crete, this is Athena, come in. 716 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:21,917 What's next? 717 01:38:22,708 --> 01:38:25,417 Not too many now, are there? 718 01:38:30,750 --> 01:38:33,042 I can't raise Crete either, sir. 719 01:38:39,875 --> 01:38:42,792 - Let's go. - For the treasure? 720 01:38:42,833 --> 01:38:45,750 - Yes. - Great! 721 01:38:57,750 --> 01:39:00,667 - Check the antenna. - Yes, sir. 722 01:39:07,583 --> 01:39:09,667 Halt! Halt! 723 01:39:23,750 --> 01:39:26,875 - Here you are. - Thank you. 724 01:39:29,167 --> 01:39:31,458 - Lantz. - Sir? 725 01:39:31,625 --> 01:39:33,250 Put the garrison on alert. 726 01:39:33,292 --> 01:39:37,458 - Supervise the manning of all stations. - Sir. 727 01:40:43,167 --> 01:40:47,750 Zeno, are we getting close to the treasure yet? 728 01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:58,625 - Schroeder speaking, sir. - Phase one. 729 01:41:44,167 --> 01:41:48,250 - Is that where they keep the treasure? - Quiet. 730 01:41:48,250 --> 01:41:51,417 You lied! You lied to us! 731 01:41:59,458 --> 01:42:02,375 Zeno, what's going on? 732 01:42:11,125 --> 01:42:13,333 With tap shoes, they could do music hall. 733 01:42:13,333 --> 01:42:16,083 Shut up! For once, will you shut up? 734 01:42:23,333 --> 01:42:27,083 You lied to us. You liar! 735 01:43:04,583 --> 01:43:06,583 You son of a bitch! 736 01:43:06,625 --> 01:43:09,583 Well, now you know what you're really doing up here. 737 01:43:09,667 --> 01:43:13,875 You'll be a hero, Charlie. Big decorations. 738 01:43:13,958 --> 01:43:17,917 We're going to stop the invasion fleet being blown out of the water. 739 01:43:17,917 --> 01:43:20,417 So the invasion is on. 740 01:43:22,250 --> 01:43:24,500 In a few days. 741 01:43:25,292 --> 01:43:30,000 I don't get it. What are they doing with that thing now? 742 01:43:30,083 --> 01:43:32,083 I wouldn't worry about your share of the loot. 743 01:43:32,125 --> 01:43:37,208 - Zeno can be trusted. - I'm not worried about that, professor. 744 01:43:37,292 --> 01:43:40,000 I am worrying about what else he has got them into. 745 01:43:40,042 --> 01:43:42,958 Nothing they can't get out of, I assure you. 746 01:44:32,292 --> 01:44:37,083 Ok... Let's stop that thing and get out of here. 747 01:44:38,833 --> 01:44:43,208 Hold it! You hit that liquid oxygen, you blow us all back to the village. 748 01:44:43,417 --> 01:44:46,125 Sorry. 749 01:44:51,833 --> 01:44:56,083 Nat, the opening in the wall, the cross... 750 01:44:57,167 --> 01:45:01,333 That's the missile room. Throw these in as far as you can. 751 01:45:27,833 --> 01:45:30,958 All right. If I get clear, follow me. 752 01:45:35,125 --> 01:45:37,417 Come on, come on! 753 01:46:12,792 --> 01:46:15,000 Holy cow! 754 01:47:23,417 --> 01:47:25,583 Ok, where's the gold? Where's the gold plates? 755 01:47:25,667 --> 01:47:28,583 - Can't you ever stop? - Never! 756 01:47:28,875 --> 01:47:32,708 Would you mind if we liberated a few monks first? 757 01:47:32,750 --> 01:47:35,250 Go find them, will you, Nat? 758 01:47:40,417 --> 01:47:42,500 OK, Nat, you find the monks 759 01:47:42,542 --> 01:47:46,917 you're an equal partner along with Otto and the professor. 760 01:47:54,083 --> 01:47:58,417 Zeno, where is the treasure? Where are the gold plates, Zeno? 761 01:48:00,458 --> 01:48:03,375 At the end of the tunnel to the right. 762 01:48:14,292 --> 01:48:16,792 Quickly. Move, move, quick! 763 01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:11,833 You get the feeling someone's been here before? 764 01:49:56,750 --> 01:50:01,333 This place is programmed to self-destruct and the timer is running. 765 01:50:02,167 --> 01:50:03,917 Did you hear that, Charlie? 766 01:50:04,000 --> 01:50:06,000 Charlie, we gotta go. 767 01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,967 Charlie, the place is gonna blow up! 768 01:50:07,968 --> 01:50:08,866 Let's get out oh here! 769 01:50:08,867 --> 01:50:11,792 Leave me alone! I gotta get this open! 770 01:50:11,817 --> 01:50:13,217 You're crazy! 771 01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:52,292 Charlie! 772 01:51:36,250 --> 01:51:38,333 Good timing. 773 01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:49,208 Heil Hitler. 774 01:51:56,917 --> 01:52:00,000 Now you can get out of the brothel business. 775 01:52:00,125 --> 01:52:02,333 I don't know. 776 01:52:02,417 --> 01:52:04,208 With the Germans gone, you'll have to. 777 01:52:04,250 --> 01:52:08,417 Greeks... they don't pay. 778 01:52:09,958 --> 01:52:12,250 They don't have to. 779 01:52:14,167 --> 01:52:19,167 I only hope your treasures survived the total destruction of the monastery. 780 01:52:19,250 --> 01:52:22,375 Without question. Because they are hidden 781 01:52:22,417 --> 01:52:26,167 in the so-called house of pleasure. 782 01:52:26,483 --> 01:52:27,417 In the... 783 01:52:27,417 --> 01:52:30,002 You don't have to actually tell me where the plates are hidden 784 01:52:30,028 --> 01:52:32,875 just point me in the general direction. 785 01:52:32,917 --> 01:52:36,500 We don't really want the treasures, all we wanna do is copy them. 786 01:53:26,542 --> 01:53:30,417 And if I'm getting close, I'm going right you say "Charlie, you're getting hot!" 787 01:53:30,417 --> 01:53:32,750 But if I'm not going right direction, say "Cold". 788 01:53:45,292 --> 01:53:48,167 May I see them? I assure you I only want to look. 789 01:53:48,208 --> 01:53:51,958 - I intend you to, professor. - Thank you. 790 01:53:55,458 --> 01:54:01,292 - I'll be your representative in New York. - I'll be your representative in Roma. 791 01:54:01,333 --> 01:54:04,400 - Another drink? - None of this will be possible, gentelmen! 792 01:54:50,167 --> 01:54:52,875 Otto, take me inside! 793 01:54:52,875 --> 01:54:56,833 I've always wanted to see where people go when they want to... 794 01:54:57,000 --> 01:54:59,083 How typical of nice girls. 795 01:55:03,083 --> 01:55:05,208 Charlie! 796 01:55:06,333 --> 01:55:08,417 Charlie, we've been looking all over for you. 797 01:55:08,458 --> 01:55:11,125 We've got to celebrate, the war's almost over! 798 01:55:11,167 --> 01:55:13,667 What's to celebrate, for God's sakes?! 799 01:55:13,708 --> 01:55:17,333 We haven't found any treasure and it looks like I'm losing my partner. 800 01:55:17,375 --> 01:55:21,375 You're not so much losing a partner as gaining one. 801 01:55:21,417 --> 01:55:24,333 - You're going to join my act? - No. 802 01:55:24,417 --> 01:55:27,125 I hope that you both will join mine. 803 01:55:27,167 --> 01:55:29,125 Please, let me explain. 804 01:55:29,167 --> 01:55:33,625 Switzerland ain't just cuckoo clocks, chocolates and watches. 805 01:55:33,667 --> 01:55:37,833 I have there treasures I have looted... collected from all over Europe. 806 01:55:37,875 --> 01:55:40,227 My plan is, we will make flawless copies 807 01:55:40,253 --> 01:55:43,250 which you will be responsible for selling in America. 808 01:55:43,292 --> 01:55:45,333 And maybe even sell some back to the Greeks. 809 01:55:45,375 --> 01:55:48,500 I could start a mail order, sell to museums. 810 01:55:48,583 --> 01:55:50,333 Dottie could do door-to-door soliciting. 811 01:55:50,333 --> 01:55:51,792 I'd like that. 812 01:55:51,833 --> 01:55:56,000 We will not be selling to museums, let's stick to my area. 813 01:55:56,083 --> 01:55:58,917 Because being an antiquarian, this is something... 814 01:55:58,917 --> 01:56:00,553 You can handle the museums. 815 01:56:00,579 --> 01:56:03,583 I think we should incorporate... give us a name. 816 01:56:03,625 --> 01:56:05,250 Golden Oldies. 817 01:56:05,292 --> 01:56:09,458 Chutzpah Incorporated! What a team! 818 01:56:31,917 --> 01:56:34,792 Gentlemen, over here, let me show you. 819 01:56:34,875 --> 01:56:38,417 This building was the headquarters of the Greek Resistance. 820 01:56:38,458 --> 01:56:42,458 It is now a state museum, housing Byzantine treasures 821 01:56:42,500 --> 01:56:46,500 including the famous plates from Mount Athena.