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Oil and gas industry

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makes $3 billion dollars a day
in pure profit,

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but before any of that money is made,

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you got to secure the rights
and lock up the service.

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You don't fuck with our product,
we don't fuck with yours.

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Oh, goody, my day begins.

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I need this problem to go away, Tommy.

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I wouldn't want
to have your job this week.

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Shit, you wouldn't want to have
my job any week.

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I learned all I need about geology.

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I don't want to teach the shit,
I want to be a landman.

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Where's the rest of your crew?

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Cooper got hurt.

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Why aren't you with him?

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Always got to make it about you.

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Oh, yeah, that's what I'm doing.

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Who's the best litigation firm
in Midland?

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First one to hire
Shepherd-Hastings wins.

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You're the attorney.

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I'm that easy to spot, huh?

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Wasn't difficult.

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Should I be there?

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You're their mother, so if
you feel like you ought to be here,

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you probably should come.

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Surprise.

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Your sister's following in your
footsteps. She's going to Tech.

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I'm sure all the sororities
are beside themselves with joy.

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Elvio did a very
good job of describing you.

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You're Ariana.

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I didn't plan on meeting
my crew member's widow

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and fucking falling in love.

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Take me to a hospital.

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If you need something,
then you call my cell, not his.

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I'm making you
vice president of operations.

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You owe me a lot of money.

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We're the last bear
you want to poke, bud.

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The world is a better place
if we are friends.

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This fucking job.

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NYMEX is up
two and a half percent to 76.23,

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while Brent Crude
is teasing 79 this morning.

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Natural gas is up to 4.28

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and heating oil at 2.22.

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Corn is down at 448.25,

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while wheat is up a quarter...

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No breakfast?

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I'm not much of a breakfast eater.

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Most important meal of the day.

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- You think so?
- Well, that's what they say.

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Who's "they"?

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I don't know. Whoever says these things.

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I'll tell you who "they" is.

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It's Kellogg's and General Mills

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and whoever makes them shitty
little frozen round waffles.

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That's who it is.

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Eggo, I think.

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Eggo. Exactly.
Which is owned by Kellogg's.

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The people that tell us that breakfast

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is the most important meal of the day

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are the sons of bitches
that make the stuff.

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You think our ancestors had breakfast?

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You think cavemen sat around
a fucking fire, eating waffles?

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No.

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I guarantee you.
I mean, if they ate breakfast at all,

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it was probably bone marrow

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and an impala
they dried out over a fire.

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But I guarantee you
they didn't have cornflakes.

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You sure you want more coffee?

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Y'all sell cigarettes?

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Not since the '90s.

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You don't have
any secret stash back there

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for emergencies or...?

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If they do, they don't tell me.

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Well, I tell you what.

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See if there's a busboy back there

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that might want to go
on a scavenger hunt.

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'Cause I guarantee you,
that shit right there

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ain't gonna get me through a Monday.

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There you go. Anything but menthol

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or those little skinny ones.

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Mm, it's early.

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Long drive.

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- Big day.
- Yeah?

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- What makes it big?
- I'll tell you if I'm right.

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Tell me anyway.

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I'll tell you if I'm right.

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Cooper.

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That's not the way
this is supposed to work.

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There's a change in
control clause in our contract.

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There's been no change in control.

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Well, he's fucking dead, Tommy.

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And now his wife runs the company.

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That's the very definition
of "change in control."

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I run the company.

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She owns it, and she owned it before.

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She's listed in the partnership.

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That's her fucking signature
next to his on your contract.

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I was promoted from senior
vice president to president

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by the same ownership
that you signed with.

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That's the chain of progression,
not a change in control.

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But if you want to fight about it,

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lawyer up, big boy. Let's go.

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Tommy, goddamn it,
it's a half-billion-dollar field,

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and I had these garbage terms
crammed down my throat by Monty.

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And I could eat those terms with Monty

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'cause I knew he would deliver.

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But now what?

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I'm supposed to sit on this shit paper

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and let his trophy wife
try to pull permits

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from the fucking railroad commission?

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You think Monty ever pulled
a fucking permit in his life?

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Every dime you ever made with Monty,

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I pumped it out of the ground.

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And that don't change.

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I'm 17 wells in on the workovers.

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I'm cleared to drill six on
the new field next fucking week.

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You want me to send everybody
home while you try to weasel

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a renegotiation out
of my best friend's wife?

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Knock yourself out.

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I'll shut the whole
fucking thing down tomorrow.

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Where you want me to send
the $110 million dollar bill?

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Goddamn.

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You have no play except
to trust me or buy 'em back.

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Oh, you're gonna sell me
my own leases now?

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They ain't your fucking leases, Danny.

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They're mine till I recoup,
plus a hundred.

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Just read the fucking contract.

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You might be worse than Monty.

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Monty made you plenty rich,
and I'm gonna make you richer.

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Y'all want a drink?

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Oh, I'm good, babe. Thank you.

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Whiskey double.

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Preference on whiskey?

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I couldn't care less, honey.

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Just relax and trust me.

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Oh, are we trusting each other now?

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Well, if making money's
the goal, we'd better.

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Tommy.

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This a little bit below
your pay grade, Bob?

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Well, M-TEX holds
three billion in leases.

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I don't think
that's below anyone's pay grade.

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What are you gonna do with the,
uh, gas fields in Kilgore?

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Oh, that's pretty far down my list.

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East Texas ain't my game.

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It's not a question of "if there's gas."

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Oh, I know. The fields are good.

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I just don't want to go out there.

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The mosquitoes are so big, they
can fuck a turkey flat-footed.

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Well, we can spare you the trouble.

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I'll give you 300 for 'em.

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Well, they're worth six at least.

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Five, maybe, if they were producing.

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You just said they'll produce.

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Well, "will" is the key word.
You got to drill 'em first,

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and you just said you don't want to.

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I spent most of my life
doing shit I don't want to do.

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Three-fifty.

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What is this, a fucking test?
I know what they're worth.

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Four hundred and they're yours.

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I'll have a contract drafted
and to you in three days.

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- Buy bug spray.
- All right.

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Uh, a-anything else you're,
uh, looking to unload?

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I got some leases over
in Louisiana I can do without.

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You got geothermals,
permits, surface locked up?

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Bundled, ready to go.

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- Email it over.
- I'll do it first thing.

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All right. Everyone's real
curious what she has to say.

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I'm pretty curious myself.

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I'm assuming you know
the sharks are circling.

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Yeah, and they leave a pretty big wake.

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Monty was a gambler

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who thrived on his intuition.

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That can't be replicated.

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Can't be taught.

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We're in a boom.

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She should sell, pay capital gains.

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She'd still be a billionaire.

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I don't disagree with you.

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Rooms don't come tougher.

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If she doesn't win it,

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banks start calling notes.

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Thing's worth ten cents on the dollar.

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Yeah, well, she's tougher
than you think she is.

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- She'd better be.
- Well...

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Talk later.

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All right.

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Goddamn it.

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Where's Tulum?

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Oh, who cares?

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He had me at "Four Seasons."

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He wants to leave tonight?

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Oh, he wants to leave now.

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As soon as this luncheon's over.

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Um, okay.

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This'll work.

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You trust him?

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To do what?

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I don't know.

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- I mean...
- Uh, he's 62 years old.

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If he tries something I won't do,

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I'll kick the shit out of him.

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But I doubt he'll come up
with something I won't try.

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- Oh.
- That man

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is gonna get the blow job of his life.

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On the flight.

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And I'm coming home
with a condo in Dallas

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and a Bentley Continental.

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What?

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Oh, the divorced doctor convention

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- is one hotel over.
- That way.

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It's a young woman's game here.

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No offense.

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I'm still offended.

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Hmm. Well,

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that's life in the Serengeti.

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Thank you.

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I needed this.

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You know what you're saying?

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I wrote a speech,

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but I'm not sure
that's what I'm gonna say.

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Well, you'd better figure it out fast.

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It's your luncheon.

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We have a half billion dollars
in debt service,

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and the president of every bank
holding that paper,

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they're in that room

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and they're looking
for any excuse to pull it.

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We have $700 million dollars'
worth of leases and loan-outs

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that Monty's death
effectively nullified.

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So you better convince them
that you're strong,

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that you're tough,
that you don't take any shit.

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Not going bankrupt is your motivation.

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Well, that's where men
and women differ, Tommy.

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Fear alone doesn't motivate us.

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We need something else.

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Well, you better find it.

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I've recently heard this room
referred to as the Serengeti.

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Many of you are hunters.

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You satiate
your primal need for conquest

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by playing the only game in existence

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where the other team
doesn't know it's playing.

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My husband never hunted.

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He saw no need.

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The Permian was his savanna,

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and you were his sport.

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I called this luncheon

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so I could introduce myself
to each of you...

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...to squash the rumors

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and offer you a warning.

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I'm a hunter, too.

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And like my husband,

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I don't use a rifle.

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We are entering the largest
energy boom of this century.

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For those of you
coasting on your royalties,

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I must point out...

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that while you sunburn
on the beach in Tulum,

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I will be underbidding
your lease offers,

257
00:13:02,579 --> 00:13:05,119
cornering pipeline supplies,

258
00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:06,989
and buying your bad debt.

259
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,523
Underestimating me is how I buy you out.

260
00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,099
Now, I have no speech

261
00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:16,321
on the futures of energy

262
00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:20,700
or my commitment to innovative
approaches on drilling

263
00:13:20,939 --> 00:13:24,169
or philanthropy
or any of that other bullshit

264
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,894
you guys like to spew at these things.

265
00:13:27,764 --> 00:13:31,734
I'm the largest independent
oil producer in the region.

266
00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:34,749
The only difference between me and Monty

267
00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:36,119
is I'm meaner.

268
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:39,427
Test me and you'll find out how much.

269
00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:42,359
Enjoy your lunch.

270
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,225
I paid for it with your fucking money.

271
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,610
Strong enough for you?

272
00:13:55,658 --> 00:13:56,888
What motivated that?

273
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,709
Canceling that little bitch's vacation.

274
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,649
What's our depth?

275
00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:21,259
Fifty-eight hundred.

276
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,435
Should be in it.

277
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:27,429
You'll know we're in it when
that pressure valve starts singing.

278
00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:25,849
Hey, you're in it!

279
00:16:26,388 --> 00:16:27,762
Back it off, back it off!

280
00:16:30,019 --> 00:16:31,829
- Numbers, numbers.
- I'll get 'em.

281
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,289
Come on, give me the fucking numbers!

282
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,699
Cooper, goddamn it, boy.

283
00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:36,459
Let me shut this down
and start circulating,

284
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:39,299
unless you want it spilling out
all over the fucking ground.

285
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,539
I'd say buy a lottery ticket,
but you don't need one.

286
00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:51,809
What's our gas kicking at?

287
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,849
How's 6,200 units sound?

288
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,589
Oh, shit.

289
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:33,562
Synced and corrected by -robtor-
www.MY-SUBS.com

290
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,938
Ariana!

291
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,048
Ar... Shit.

292
00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:06,178
Ariana!

293
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:09,603
Ay.

294
00:19:09,778 --> 00:19:11,148
Este pinche gringo está loco.

295
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,600
- Ariana.
- You forget I got a baby?

296
00:19:14,624 --> 00:19:15,665
I got to show you something.

297
00:19:44,088 --> 00:19:46,218
Hey, Marty! Where we at?!

298
00:19:46,348 --> 00:19:49,218
We're running these chokes wide open.

299
00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:50,658
This bitch is flowing.

300
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:52,688
Oh. Excuse me, ma'am.

301
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:55,498
A lot of sand and water right now,

302
00:19:55,558 --> 00:19:56,898
but the oil ratio's high.

303
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,028
Real high.

304
00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,668
Over 20%, and it's rising fast.

305
00:19:59,768 --> 00:20:02,838
Just... ain't a lot of shit in this one.

306
00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:03,898
Sorry, ma'am.

307
00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:05,068
I did it again.

308
00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:07,263
Oh, I'm used to it and guilty of it,

309
00:20:07,294 --> 00:20:08,994
so no apology necessary.

310
00:20:12,308 --> 00:20:14,048
Well, that's a pretty big smile.

311
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:15,748
I got a pretty big reason.

312
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:19,013
Elvio never used to
get this excited about drilling.

313
00:20:19,948 --> 00:20:21,818
He never owned the well.

314
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,388
This is ours.

315
00:20:23,518 --> 00:20:25,758
It's ours. It's-it's gonna pay
for itself in two months.

316
00:20:25,888 --> 00:20:26,988
Then it pays us.

317
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,558
- Congratulations, kid.
- Thank you.

318
00:20:28,858 --> 00:20:31,798
Well, I'm proud of you, mi amor.

319
00:20:32,368 --> 00:20:34,198
I don't think she understands.

320
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:35,668
No, she don't.

321
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,059
Hey, when we level off,
where you think we'll be at?

322
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:43,338
I mean, it's hard to say,
but be conservative, 500.

323
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,408
500 barrels a day

324
00:20:47,508 --> 00:20:49,278
every day for the next two years,

325
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,718
before we even put a pump on it.

326
00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:52,248
Is that a lot?

327
00:20:52,348 --> 00:20:56,358
Well, oil opened at 78.23.

328
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,228
Times five, that's...

329
00:20:58,288 --> 00:21:01,458
39,000 and change a day, every day.

330
00:21:01,558 --> 00:21:03,698
75% of that's ours.

331
00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:07,938
That's, uh, 29,000 a day,

332
00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:10,838
880,000 a month.

333
00:21:10,863 --> 00:21:12,863
$10 million dollars a year.

334
00:21:12,888 --> 00:21:14,528
And it's ours.

335
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,348
And, hey, look at that.

336
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,648
- See that?
- Yeah.

337
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:22,348
That's the next one.

338
00:21:24,088 --> 00:21:26,418
So...

339
00:21:26,443 --> 00:21:28,473
...this is the dream?

340
00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,458
This is the dream.

341
00:21:31,921 --> 00:21:32,921
You did it.

342
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:34,628
I did it for you.

343
00:21:52,948 --> 00:21:54,678
Football player.

344
00:21:54,778 --> 00:21:56,148
You think?

345
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,148
Spot 'em from a mile away.

346
00:21:58,288 --> 00:21:59,718
God bless gray sweatpants.

347
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,818
It's like a present
wrapped in cellophane.

348
00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:04,328
You know exactly what
the hell you're getting.

349
00:22:05,128 --> 00:22:07,898
Look at this big old Horned Frog.

350
00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:10,158
I think it's actually a toad.

351
00:22:10,258 --> 00:22:11,798
It's a horny toad.

352
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:15,168
It's actually a lizard, baby.

353
00:22:15,193 --> 00:22:16,593
If the admission counselor asks,

354
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,751
that's one of the tricky things
she'll throw at you.

355
00:22:19,808 --> 00:22:21,778
Well, why do they call them frogs

356
00:22:21,838 --> 00:22:23,208
if they're actually lizards?

357
00:22:23,338 --> 00:22:24,508
I don't know, baby.

358
00:22:24,648 --> 00:22:27,078
I mean, why do they call
a buffalo a bison?

359
00:22:27,178 --> 00:22:28,818
What's a bison?

360
00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:30,318
It's a buffalo.

361
00:22:30,378 --> 00:22:32,352
Except it's not a buffalo, it's a bison.

362
00:22:32,492 --> 00:22:35,218
You don't think she's gonna
ask me about buffalo, do you?

363
00:22:35,318 --> 00:22:36,718
I don't know, baby.

364
00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:38,358
I mean, it's Colorado's mascot,

365
00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:41,528
and every mascot from the Big 12
could be on the table.

366
00:22:41,658 --> 00:22:43,328
Okay, well, I'll tell her
I'm not majoring in zoology,

367
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,568
so I haven't really studied the mascots.

368
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:46,798
Good thinking, baby.

369
00:23:07,388 --> 00:23:08,918
29 on your ACT.

370
00:23:09,371 --> 00:23:10,958
That test was hard.

371
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,928
I was relieved to do so good on it.

372
00:23:12,953 --> 00:23:15,053
I wouldn't say "good."
I would say "acceptable."

373
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,728
Oh, I thought it was good.

374
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,297
It's fine.

375
00:23:19,828 --> 00:23:22,768
- Top 10% of your class at Aledo?
- Mm.

376
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,212
And that's a big school.

377
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,688
Graduating from Aledo in May?

378
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,808
Uh, no, I'm studying abroad now.

379
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:29,878
- Europe?
- Midland.

380
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:31,841
Ah.

381
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,248
And what precipitated such a...

382
00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:36,948
life-altering move?

383
00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:38,418
"Precipitated"?

384
00:23:38,488 --> 00:23:39,888
- Yes.
- Uh,

385
00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:41,788
it hasn't rained since I moved there.

386
00:23:43,218 --> 00:23:44,888
Why did you move there?

387
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,628
Uh, my parents got back together,

388
00:23:46,653 --> 00:23:48,023
and my father lives there.

389
00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:50,095
Mm-hmm. Oil business?

390
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,290
Yes, ma'am.

391
00:23:51,315 --> 00:23:52,515
No interest in Tech?

392
00:23:52,828 --> 00:23:54,238
Well, I was accepted to Tech,

393
00:23:54,468 --> 00:23:56,669
but I just feel I need a fresh start.

394
00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:03,538
Seems like you've been given
priority walk-on status

395
00:24:03,563 --> 00:24:06,233
with the cheerleading corps.

396
00:24:06,408 --> 00:24:08,078
Were you going to cheer for Tech?

397
00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:10,078
Well, I was just going there
for my boyfriend,

398
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:12,488
who scored a 17 on his ACT,

399
00:24:12,513 --> 00:24:14,383
so off to junior college for him
in Kilgore.

400
00:24:14,408 --> 00:24:16,748
And my daddy
won't let me go east of I-35

401
00:24:16,773 --> 00:24:18,213
unless it's to shop in Dallas.

402
00:24:18,528 --> 00:24:20,901
Not that I would go
to junior college for a boy.

403
00:24:20,971 --> 00:24:23,681
If he was playing at a
junior college in the Maldives,

404
00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:26,598
- I wouldn't go.
- None of that is what I asked you.

405
00:24:26,668 --> 00:24:27,868
I asked why you weren't cheering
for Tech

406
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:29,584
but you are cheering for TCU.

407
00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:31,038
TCU doesn't have a policy

408
00:24:31,063 --> 00:24:32,963
against cheerleaders dating athletes.

409
00:24:33,414 --> 00:24:35,478
And that was an issue for you?

410
00:24:35,578 --> 00:24:36,608
Very much.

411
00:24:36,678 --> 00:24:38,148
Uh-huh.

412
00:24:41,178 --> 00:24:43,518
Would you like me to explain
my position on the subject?

413
00:24:43,618 --> 00:24:46,818
I would be fascinated to hear
your position on the subject.

414
00:24:46,888 --> 00:24:50,558
Well, it seems detrimental
to, really, humanity in general

415
00:24:50,658 --> 00:24:53,328
that a university would try
to keep the prettiest girls

416
00:24:53,428 --> 00:24:56,028
from dating the tallest,
most athletic boys

417
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:58,198
who could then get married
and make babies

418
00:24:58,298 --> 00:25:00,528
that are, like, really,
really pretty and athletic.

419
00:25:00,628 --> 00:25:02,998
Like, even more athletic
than their parents.

420
00:25:03,718 --> 00:25:06,505
It's like if you breed
a Lab to a sheepdog,

421
00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:07,708
you have...

422
00:25:07,808 --> 00:25:08,808
Well, I don't know what you have,

423
00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:09,838
but you don't have a Lab

424
00:25:09,878 --> 00:25:11,308
and you don't have a sheepdog.

425
00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:13,048
But if you take two really,
really good-looking Labs,

426
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,648
like from the Wildrose kennel
at the Dallas Gun Club,

427
00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:18,648
then the puppies will be,
like, super retrievers.

428
00:25:18,748 --> 00:25:21,788
And I just think that we're
wasting a real opportunity

429
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:24,153
with these restrictive policies.

430
00:25:25,388 --> 00:25:26,728
I'm sorry.

431
00:25:26,828 --> 00:25:29,698
I'm really, really nervous, and...

432
00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:32,728
and I feel like this interview
is getting away from me here.

433
00:25:33,961 --> 00:25:36,098
I really want to go here.

434
00:25:36,938 --> 00:25:39,368
And I already ordered my uniform.

435
00:25:39,468 --> 00:25:41,978
And the training sweats
and the cover-up.

436
00:25:42,078 --> 00:25:44,108
But not the white ones.

437
00:25:44,133 --> 00:25:45,473
It's the purple ones

438
00:25:45,498 --> 00:25:47,258
with, like, the cute little
Horned Frog in white

439
00:25:47,283 --> 00:25:48,653
above the pocket.

440
00:25:48,978 --> 00:25:51,688
Which isn't a frog at all.
It's a lizard.

441
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:58,415
Could I have a tissue?

442
00:26:03,348 --> 00:26:05,188
Thank you.

443
00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,177
Hybrid vigor.

444
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:11,804
What did you call me?

445
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,885
When two different breeds
of a species procreate,

446
00:26:14,278 --> 00:26:17,843
the offspring possesses the
strongest traits from both breeds.

447
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,178
Shattering your argument
for the baby factory

448
00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:21,743
of quarterbacks and cheerleaders,

449
00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:25,368
which is easily the most
offensive and elitist statement

450
00:26:25,393 --> 00:26:26,763
ever uttered in this office.

451
00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:29,158
So offensive, Ainsley,
I am finding it difficult

452
00:26:29,183 --> 00:26:33,013
to fully articulate my shock
and utter disgust.

453
00:26:34,063 --> 00:26:35,428
That doesn't sound good.

454
00:26:35,498 --> 00:26:36,996
It's not good.

455
00:26:37,901 --> 00:26:39,161
If it were in my power

456
00:26:39,218 --> 00:26:41,488
to deny you acceptance
to this university,

457
00:26:41,513 --> 00:26:43,143
I would do it with an enthusiasm

458
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:45,708
professors in our psychology
department might wish to study.

459
00:26:46,545 --> 00:26:47,940
However,

460
00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:49,478
as a priority walk-on,

461
00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:51,478
you must only meet
the minimum requirements,

462
00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:54,018
which, sadly, you do,
to gain acceptance.

463
00:26:54,148 --> 00:26:56,318
Your application does not go
before the admissions board,

464
00:26:56,418 --> 00:26:58,388
where I would have taken great joy

465
00:26:58,488 --> 00:27:02,258
expounding on all the ways
you are an abysmal candidate

466
00:27:02,318 --> 00:27:03,439
for this university.

467
00:27:03,464 --> 00:27:06,333
You're using a lot of words
I don't fully understand.

468
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:07,628
I'm doing it on purpose.

469
00:27:07,688 --> 00:27:08,965
Okay.

470
00:27:08,990 --> 00:27:10,971
Now that you have satisfied
your in-person interview,

471
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,618
your acceptance letter will be mailed
in the next seven to ten days.

472
00:27:13,643 --> 00:27:14,843
You must register
for freshman orienta...

473
00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:17,368
Wait, I got in? I got in?

474
00:27:17,468 --> 00:27:19,438
- And it has a stereo function.
- Oh, my God!

475
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,138
- What are you doing?
- I'm a hugger.

476
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,538
- Let's not... hug.
- Oh, my God!

477
00:27:23,638 --> 00:27:26,378
Now I smell like

478
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,648
the beach and gardenias.

479
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,378
It's Hermès. They sell it at Neiman's.

480
00:27:30,478 --> 00:27:31,888
But don't buy it.

481
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:34,518
I'm gonna bring you some
on Teacher Appreciation Day.

482
00:27:34,658 --> 00:27:36,354
I know you're not a teacher,

483
00:27:36,379 --> 00:27:38,453
but I'm gonna bring you some anyways.

484
00:27:38,542 --> 00:27:39,542
Thank you, Gretel.

485
00:27:39,567 --> 00:27:42,003
Greta. Like it says on the door

486
00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:45,198
and on the plaque right in front of you.

487
00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:46,568
It does say that.

488
00:27:46,668 --> 00:27:49,298
That's a good gift, too. Not for you.

489
00:27:49,323 --> 00:27:51,393
You already have one.

490
00:27:51,418 --> 00:27:53,114
Thank you, Greta.

491
00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:03,478
I got in!

492
00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:05,188
Oh, of course you did, baby.

493
00:28:06,748 --> 00:28:08,088
That interview was tough.

494
00:28:08,218 --> 00:28:09,818
Oh, my little dove.

495
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,858
Honey, never doubt yourself
about anything.

496
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:16,458
Even the things you have
no chance of accomplishing.

497
00:28:17,146 --> 00:28:18,769
Whether I bake a pie

498
00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:21,098
or I get someone to bake a pie for me,

499
00:28:21,517 --> 00:28:25,408
I've got pie either way. You understand?

500
00:28:25,508 --> 00:28:26,508
I think so.

501
00:28:26,568 --> 00:28:28,108
Make what you can make in life

502
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:29,900
and have others make the rest.

503
00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:32,486
That's the key to life, baby.

504
00:28:33,548 --> 00:28:35,548
Can't wait to be wise as you.

505
00:28:35,573 --> 00:28:39,473
The day is coming, baby doll.
The day is coming.

506
00:28:51,058 --> 00:28:52,840
Went well, I think.

507
00:28:52,994 --> 00:28:55,164
And now comes the real tests.

508
00:28:55,838 --> 00:28:58,468
And when they call, and they will call,

509
00:28:58,608 --> 00:29:01,490
don't even listen to the pitch.
Tell them to call me.

510
00:29:02,538 --> 00:29:04,478
And then, when they start selling,

511
00:29:04,608 --> 00:29:06,148
just interrupt them.

512
00:29:06,173 --> 00:29:08,543
Say, "Let me stop you
right there. Call Tommy."

513
00:29:08,568 --> 00:29:09,838
Well, I'm not gonna learn anything

514
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:11,448
if I keep deferring to you.

515
00:29:11,473 --> 00:29:14,273
Monty burned a lot of people, Cami.

516
00:29:14,658 --> 00:29:16,858
He wasn't dishonest,
but he was ruthless.

517
00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:19,413
Now, the whole world's gonna be
gunning for you.

518
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,371
All the bad deals are coming your way,

519
00:29:21,396 --> 00:29:22,896
and the good ones will come to me.

520
00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:28,738
That's my son. Do you care?

521
00:29:31,168 --> 00:29:32,608
Hey, bud. Is everything all right?

522
00:29:32,668 --> 00:29:34,408
Hey, I need to see you.

523
00:29:34,478 --> 00:29:35,645
What happened?

524
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,308
Something good.

525
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:40,008
For God's sake, please
don't tell me she's pregnant.

526
00:29:40,148 --> 00:29:41,618
Not that I know of.

527
00:29:41,678 --> 00:29:43,178
Well, son, that's one

528
00:29:43,278 --> 00:29:45,848
of those kind of things
I'd rather you be certain about.

529
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:48,399
She's not pregnant.

530
00:29:48,811 --> 00:29:50,041
Well, good.

531
00:29:50,711 --> 00:29:52,159
I need to talk about business.

532
00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:54,198
Well, I'm flying back
from Fort Worth right now.

533
00:29:54,223 --> 00:29:55,583
Just come over to the house.

534
00:29:55,608 --> 00:29:57,753
Dad, that involves having dinner
with my mother and...

535
00:29:57,778 --> 00:29:59,373
Cooper, just come to the damn house.

536
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,168
I'll be there in an hour, all right?

537
00:30:05,868 --> 00:30:08,308
I swear, if I told that boy
the sun was shining,

538
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:09,903
he'd argue that it was the moon.

539
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:13,578
Gee, I wonder where he got that from.

540
00:30:38,198 --> 00:30:42,338
You did real good today, Cami.
Monty'd be proud.

541
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:45,302
We got AgTrust on Friday. Don't forget.

542
00:30:45,548 --> 00:30:47,162
Thank you, Tommy.

543
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,485
- I'm a Horned Frog.
- Well, I'll be dogged.

544
00:30:54,518 --> 00:30:56,818
Look at our little horny toad.

545
00:30:57,637 --> 00:30:58,833
Well, congratulations, baby.

546
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,123
- Thank you.
- Good job.

547
00:31:00,148 --> 00:31:03,523
I'm glad you passed up that
public school in-state tuition.

548
00:31:03,698 --> 00:31:04,868
Be proud.

549
00:31:04,968 --> 00:31:08,638
I am proud, but I was already
proud when it was half the price.

550
00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:23,918
- We got everyone?
- Yeah, we're good to go, bud.

551
00:31:31,188 --> 00:31:32,588
When are you headed back?

552
00:31:32,688 --> 00:31:33,788
Friday.

553
00:31:33,813 --> 00:31:34,853
I'm coming with you.

554
00:31:34,878 --> 00:31:35,854
Do y'all want any snacks?

555
00:31:35,879 --> 00:31:37,109
No, baby, we're good.

556
00:31:37,178 --> 00:31:38,418
I need to hire a Realtor.

557
00:31:38,571 --> 00:31:41,028
- There's pistachios.
- No, thank you.

558
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:43,598
We're good.
What do we need a Realtor for?

559
00:31:43,623 --> 00:31:45,393
Do you really think
I'm gonna stay in Midland

560
00:31:45,418 --> 00:31:47,818
while our daughter's at college
all alone in some strange city?

561
00:31:47,935 --> 00:31:50,034
Strange city? Hell, honey,
she was raised here.

562
00:31:50,059 --> 00:31:51,740
I'm sorry. You're under the impression

563
00:31:51,765 --> 00:31:53,095
that we're having
a discussion about this.

564
00:31:53,753 --> 00:31:55,253
I will live by my baby.

565
00:31:55,278 --> 00:31:57,349
All right, hire a goddamn Realtor.

566
00:31:57,448 --> 00:32:00,148
Is it too much to ask that
you don't bankrupt me again

567
00:32:00,173 --> 00:32:01,502
with some fucking mansion

568
00:32:01,527 --> 00:32:03,127
that we can't afford and don't need?

569
00:32:03,152 --> 00:32:06,092
I didn't bankrupt you
the first time, number one.

570
00:32:06,950 --> 00:32:08,702
Number two...

571
00:32:11,158 --> 00:32:13,707
...you are president of an oil company.

572
00:32:14,638 --> 00:32:16,598
It's time you start living like it.

573
00:32:16,877 --> 00:32:18,568
We're on a fucking Gulfstream.

574
00:32:18,638 --> 00:32:20,208
- I am living it.
- Yeah, I mean, we're flying back

575
00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:22,363
to our fucking frat house in Midland.

576
00:32:22,538 --> 00:32:23,978
Do I have to wear a seat belt?

577
00:32:24,078 --> 00:32:26,078
Yes, baby, you have to wear a seat belt.

578
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:30,223
Mm-mm. All that shit stopped the
minute she got accepted to TCU.

579
00:32:30,618 --> 00:32:32,748
Yeah, in four years she'll graduate.

580
00:32:33,588 --> 00:32:36,458
She'll get married and move away.

581
00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:38,588
Next thing you know, I'm a grandmother

582
00:32:38,613 --> 00:32:40,713
with tits hanging down to her stomach.

583
00:32:40,888 --> 00:32:43,998
And I'm all alone
'cause all you do is work.

584
00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:47,449
I'm definitely gonna have
to start drinking again.

585
00:33:57,398 --> 00:33:59,108
Time for supper.

586
00:34:00,568 --> 00:34:01,978
Ain't set yet.

587
00:34:02,078 --> 00:34:05,178
Well, dinner's at 6:30, T.L.

588
00:34:05,861 --> 00:34:08,778
I know what time supper is.

589
00:34:12,648 --> 00:34:15,358
It had already set this time yesterday.

590
00:34:15,825 --> 00:34:18,874
Two things you'll find
interesting, Denise.

591
00:34:20,455 --> 00:34:22,225
Until the 21st of June,

592
00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,820
the sun's gonna set
a little later every day.

593
00:34:25,068 --> 00:34:27,628
I could explain to you why,

594
00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:30,283
but I doubt you'd understand.

595
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,098
The other thing that's interesting is

596
00:34:34,325 --> 00:34:36,925
I'm in control of none of it.

597
00:34:37,878 --> 00:34:40,348
The sun sets when it sets,

598
00:34:40,854 --> 00:34:44,618
and I'm gonna sit here
and fucking watch it.

599
00:34:46,181 --> 00:34:47,611
Okay.

600
00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,258
T.L., I need you to remain in your seat

601
00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:54,158
if you are going to be outside.

602
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:57,459
Well, then I guess you'd better
call the sheriff, Denise.

603
00:34:57,484 --> 00:35:00,394
T.L. T.L.

604
00:35:00,569 --> 00:35:04,044
Thomas, I need you to sit down.
I don't want to tell you again.

605
00:35:04,135 --> 00:35:05,575
You're ruining it.

606
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:27,776
See you tomorrow.

607
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:34,115
Hey, whenever you're ready,
T.L., your chariot awaits.

608
00:35:34,582 --> 00:35:36,152
No rush.

609
00:35:40,865 --> 00:35:42,465
I'm ready.

610
00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:47,337
So...

611
00:35:48,165 --> 00:35:52,805
we got a call
from Memory Care in Amarillo.

612
00:35:56,259 --> 00:35:59,059
Dorothy passed, T.L.

613
00:36:05,699 --> 00:36:09,067
She, uh, she took her afternoon nap,

614
00:36:09,499 --> 00:36:11,236
just didn't wake up.

615
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:20,704
I recommend you find
a way to die quick, Hank.

616
00:36:21,619 --> 00:36:24,624
This dying a little bit every day is...

617
00:36:25,389 --> 00:36:26,919
I'm real sorry.

618
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,796
She's in a better place.

619
00:36:31,359 --> 00:36:32,789
I'm sure you'll see her again.

620
00:36:33,088 --> 00:36:36,636
If I do, that means I'm in hell, too.

621
00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,644
- Hi, baby. Aw.
- Hi, Mom.

622
00:37:27,609 --> 00:37:28,919
Oof. Baby.

623
00:37:29,019 --> 00:37:31,312
You have got to take a shower.

624
00:37:31,337 --> 00:37:32,804
I took a shower this morning.

625
00:37:32,921 --> 00:37:35,221
That was nine hours ago.

626
00:37:35,246 --> 00:37:37,216
Deodorant, baby.

627
00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:39,889
I mean, how's your little
señorita put up with that?

628
00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:42,629
I don't think that's appropriate
at all to say.

629
00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:44,969
What? Señorita?

630
00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:48,799
That is Spanish for "young woman," Nate.

631
00:37:48,824 --> 00:37:50,424
Is she not a young woman?

632
00:37:50,639 --> 00:37:53,039
Uh, that is an accurate
description, yes,

633
00:37:53,064 --> 00:37:54,604
but there is a hint

634
00:37:54,629 --> 00:37:57,230
of cultural appropriation
when one is not of that culture.

635
00:37:57,255 --> 00:38:00,006
Nothing like having
in-house counsel in the fucking house.

636
00:38:00,031 --> 00:38:01,714
You're on the wrong side of the calendar

637
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:04,299
for that conversation. Follow me?

638
00:38:04,579 --> 00:38:07,019
- I am getting that, yes.
- Yeah.

639
00:38:07,149 --> 00:38:09,819
I swear to God, her cycle is reversed.

640
00:38:09,844 --> 00:38:11,674
Every 28 days, she's normal.

641
00:38:11,889 --> 00:38:12,959
I heard that.

642
00:38:15,968 --> 00:38:17,698
Yes!

643
00:38:19,829 --> 00:38:21,699
Isn't it cute?

644
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:23,499
Oh! You look great.

645
00:38:23,599 --> 00:38:24,720
Do you like my outfit?

646
00:38:24,744 --> 00:38:26,334
Ainsley, you look real cute, honey.

647
00:38:26,358 --> 00:38:27,669
What happened to Tech?

648
00:38:27,694 --> 00:38:29,234
She's our little horny toad now.

649
00:38:29,622 --> 00:38:31,022
Truer words.

650
00:38:31,251 --> 00:38:32,949
You somehow got uglier.

651
00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:37,549
Did you swallow a soup can?

652
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:40,849
Oh, that's your Adam's apple.

653
00:38:41,965 --> 00:38:43,822
Isn't it cute how they tease?

654
00:38:43,847 --> 00:38:45,717
Oh, yes, ma'am. It's adorable.

655
00:38:46,029 --> 00:38:47,925
Pretty sure they aren't teasing.

656
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:49,990
Oh, no, they fucking hate each other.

657
00:38:52,699 --> 00:38:53,818
Dinner is a little rushed,

658
00:38:53,843 --> 00:38:55,964
but I did go by Central Market,
and they had...

659
00:38:56,443 --> 00:38:58,539
Are you ready for this?

660
00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:00,739
White truffles.

661
00:39:00,869 --> 00:39:03,139
Can you believe that?

662
00:39:03,209 --> 00:39:05,784
Is that, uh, like the chocolate?

663
00:39:05,809 --> 00:39:08,744
No, not a chocolate. It's like a...

664
00:39:08,769 --> 00:39:10,739
a root or a fungus or something.

665
00:39:10,764 --> 00:39:13,264
It's a mushroom that grows underground,

666
00:39:13,289 --> 00:39:15,459
and you have to hunt it with dogs.

667
00:39:15,531 --> 00:39:17,191
That's what we're having for dinner?

668
00:39:17,216 --> 00:39:19,656
Well, we're having cacio e pepe,

669
00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:22,724
which is a pasta with black pepper,

670
00:39:22,749 --> 00:39:24,549
Parmesan Reggiano,

671
00:39:24,574 --> 00:39:27,674
and shaved white truffle.

672
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,569
No sauce?

673
00:39:29,594 --> 00:39:32,071
Well, not a sauce in-in
the way that you're thinking,

674
00:39:32,096 --> 00:39:33,396
but the melted butter

675
00:39:33,421 --> 00:39:35,091
- emulsify...
- I can't have butter, Mama.

676
00:39:35,116 --> 00:39:37,083
- You can have a little butter.
- I'm literally in training.

677
00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:39,249
You've been a cheerleader for six hours.

678
00:39:39,274 --> 00:39:40,504
You can have some butter.

679
00:39:40,529 --> 00:39:41,799
I'm not even supposed to have carbs.

680
00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:43,458
You can work it off in the morning.

681
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,019
You ever noticed, the closer
she gets to her period,

682
00:39:46,089 --> 00:39:48,519
the more complicated
the dinner dishes become?

683
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:51,019
Till you just pointed it out.

684
00:39:51,044 --> 00:39:53,514
I swear to God, if aliens
came down here and rounded us up

685
00:39:53,539 --> 00:39:56,069
and put us in zoos,
those little fucking spacemen

686
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,864
could watch this shit for hours.

687
00:39:58,099 --> 00:39:59,629
Like we watch gorillas eat fruit

688
00:39:59,654 --> 00:40:02,322
and pick their asses
and swing around on shit.

689
00:40:02,347 --> 00:40:04,485
They could watch women
argue all fucking day.

690
00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:08,223
Excuse me. I mean,
I'm right here listening to you.

691
00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:11,810
Here's what we're not doing.
Any of this shit. Okay?

692
00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:15,319
Our baby is going to college. All right?

693
00:40:15,344 --> 00:40:17,014
And we are going to toast her

694
00:40:17,065 --> 00:40:20,465
and eat exactly
what I put in front of you.

695
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,359
Those little aliens won't need a zoo

696
00:40:22,459 --> 00:40:23,789
to see the tantrum I'm about to throw

697
00:40:23,814 --> 00:40:25,234
'cause they'll see it
from fucking space.

698
00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:29,584
Everyone got me? Cacio e pepe.

699
00:40:29,609 --> 00:40:30,845
Not spaghetti, Dale.

700
00:40:30,899 --> 00:40:33,929
With shaved white truffle on top.

701
00:40:34,729 --> 00:40:37,877
At 2,800 fucking dollars,
the truffle is not optional.

702
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,872
You're shitting me. For a mushroom?

703
00:40:42,211 --> 00:40:43,641
- Thank you.
- There you go.

704
00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:46,679
Ooh. Mm-hmm.

705
00:40:49,279 --> 00:40:51,919
- There we go.
- Thank you.

706
00:40:51,989 --> 00:40:54,789
- Yeah, give me about $600 worth.
- Mm-hmm.

707
00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:00,769
What about mine?

708
00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:03,344
Well, none for the babies 'cause
your palates are too sensitive.

709
00:41:03,369 --> 00:41:05,724
When you're older, baby.
Care to bless it?

710
00:41:05,749 --> 00:41:07,864
Sure, I'd be happy to, honey.

711
00:41:09,839 --> 00:41:12,579
Oh, God. It's wet.

712
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,104
Dear Lord.

713
00:41:14,469 --> 00:41:18,209
Please. I beg you,

714
00:41:18,339 --> 00:41:19,658
uh...

715
00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:22,682
...to grant us patience.

716
00:41:24,119 --> 00:41:26,849
And that's about it. Amen.

717
00:41:26,874 --> 00:41:27,944
- Amen.
- Amen.

718
00:41:27,969 --> 00:41:30,109
- Amen.
- Amen.

719
00:41:31,219 --> 00:41:34,129
Mix it together, Dale,

720
00:41:34,154 --> 00:41:35,954
so the truffle emulsifies
with the sauce.

721
00:41:36,129 --> 00:41:37,299
You said there was no sauce.

722
00:41:37,359 --> 00:41:38,969
I said it's not a traditional sauce.

723
00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:42,139
Understood. Mixing.

724
00:41:42,859 --> 00:41:45,539
I was thinking of using Stephen Rich.

725
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:46,735
What do you think?

726
00:41:46,759 --> 00:41:48,439
The real estate broker?

727
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,804
We're buying a house in Fort Worth.

728
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:52,649
Thank you, Jesus.

729
00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:54,408
Honey, Stephen does ranches.

730
00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:55,667
If he can find a ranch,

731
00:41:55,692 --> 00:41:57,969
he can find a five-bedroom house
in Mira Vista.

732
00:41:57,994 --> 00:42:00,134
What the hell do we need
with five bedrooms?

733
00:42:00,188 --> 00:42:01,348
What about when Cooper and Ainsley

734
00:42:01,431 --> 00:42:02,847
come home for the holidays?

735
00:42:03,296 --> 00:42:05,429
And Cooper has his little baby now.

736
00:42:05,454 --> 00:42:06,884
Not my baby.

737
00:42:07,059 --> 00:42:08,189
Well, I doubt you're leaving
the fucking thing at home,

738
00:42:08,289 --> 00:42:09,559
so it needs a room.

739
00:42:09,659 --> 00:42:10,859
And what about when Ainsley
has children?

740
00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:12,469
I mean, doing the math,

741
00:42:12,569 --> 00:42:14,069
I don't think five bedrooms is enough.

742
00:42:14,169 --> 00:42:16,699
Honey, I don't think home purchases

743
00:42:16,769 --> 00:42:20,669
should be committed to during
the current arc of your cycle.

744
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,858
What are you saying, honey?

745
00:42:35,883 --> 00:42:40,023
That I'm incapable of making
decisions when I'm on my period?

746
00:42:41,614 --> 00:42:44,414
While millions of years
of evolution have played out

747
00:42:44,439 --> 00:42:46,439
in the perfect cleansing of my womb

748
00:42:46,464 --> 00:42:48,955
in preparation for your
Neanderthal sperm...

749
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:51,414
- There we go.
- ...that I somehow lose

750
00:42:51,439 --> 00:42:53,069
the ability to think clearly

751
00:42:53,139 --> 00:42:56,479
during the week
of this miracle unfolding?

752
00:42:57,539 --> 00:43:01,409
Huh? That I'm somehow
so mentally compromised?

753
00:43:01,479 --> 00:43:04,649
- I never said that.
- What do you think I'll do, huh?

754
00:43:05,788 --> 00:43:07,488
You mean something crazy?

755
00:43:08,689 --> 00:43:10,759
Like take your plate away and
throw it against the fucking wall?

756
00:43:10,784 --> 00:43:12,484
- You can have my plate.
- Oh, can I?

757
00:43:12,659 --> 00:43:15,299
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank you, Tommy.

758
00:43:16,258 --> 00:43:17,918
That is so...

759
00:43:18,678 --> 00:43:20,278
- Something like this?
- Oh!

760
00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:22,499
Huh?

761
00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:23,999
- Honey.
- Like that?

762
00:43:25,939 --> 00:43:28,139
Remember the tantrum
I fucking promised you?

763
00:43:28,164 --> 00:43:29,704
Well, here it is.

764
00:43:30,409 --> 00:43:32,309
God. I'll call you tomorrow, Dad.

765
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:33,649
Okay, sounds good, son.

766
00:43:33,749 --> 00:43:35,346
Bye, Mom.

767
00:43:53,026 --> 00:43:55,084
This is going to sound
really inappropriate,

768
00:43:55,144 --> 00:43:58,244
but with you sweating like that...

769
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:00,538
...before you kill me,

770
00:44:00,661 --> 00:44:02,431
I just want to say your tits look great

771
00:44:02,456 --> 00:44:04,016
in that little tiny bra.

772
00:44:04,365 --> 00:44:06,265
Oh...

773
00:44:08,509 --> 00:44:10,779
I just thought I'd let you know.

774
00:44:17,489 --> 00:44:20,349
How you manage to say the only thing...

775
00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:23,144
that could possibly save you.

776
00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:26,147
It's a gift.

777
00:44:27,528 --> 00:44:28,958
Mm-hmm.

778
00:44:48,282 --> 00:44:49,782
Well...

779
00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:53,089
...it's quite the mess to clean up.

780
00:44:53,189 --> 00:44:56,159
You say that like
I'm the one fucking cleaning it.

781
00:45:00,869 --> 00:45:04,602
A $2,800 mushroom. Wow.

782
00:45:05,809 --> 00:45:08,064
It's not a mushroom.

783
00:45:09,909 --> 00:45:11,339
It's a delicacy.

784
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:14,695
And I was so close to tasting it.

785
00:45:18,419 --> 00:45:20,089
I got another one you can taste

786
00:45:20,189 --> 00:45:21,949
after you clean all this shit up.

787
00:45:22,089 --> 00:45:24,419
Honey, why don't we just skip the crazy

788
00:45:24,444 --> 00:45:25,684
and go right to the sex

789
00:45:25,709 --> 00:45:27,279
we both know we're gonna have
after the crazy?

790
00:45:27,304 --> 00:45:29,004
Where's the fun in that?

791
00:45:30,084 --> 00:45:33,114
Well, then it's just all fun. See?

792
00:45:33,158 --> 00:45:35,458
We just do the fun part.

793
00:45:39,739 --> 00:45:41,869
Here's something to stuff
in your pipe and smoke

794
00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:43,939
when you have some free time.

795
00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:47,449
See, you think the pattern

796
00:45:47,474 --> 00:45:49,944
is my hormones going wonky
before my period,

797
00:45:50,358 --> 00:45:53,258
which causes me to act irrationally.

798
00:45:53,811 --> 00:45:56,951
Yes, I have noticed that pattern. Mm.

799
00:45:57,891 --> 00:46:00,391
I can't control my hormones,

800
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:03,578
but you can control
pointing them out to me.

801
00:46:05,499 --> 00:46:08,457
You ever ponder that, Mr. Oil President?

802
00:46:11,339 --> 00:46:15,631
Well, that's a fresh perspective
I had not considered.

803
00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:18,809
So...

804
00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:24,149
...it's my fault when you start
throwing shit against the wall.

805
00:46:25,489 --> 00:46:26,689
Every...

806
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,819
...mmm...

807
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,329
...single...

808
00:46:38,314 --> 00:46:40,284
...time.

809
00:46:49,069 --> 00:46:51,209
And then he answers his fucking phone.

810
00:46:51,339 --> 00:46:52,877
Ow. Hello?

811
00:46:56,819 --> 00:46:58,249
Okay.

812
00:47:02,861 --> 00:47:04,031
Yeah.

813
00:47:04,219 --> 00:47:06,829
By all means, take your fucking time.

814
00:47:06,889 --> 00:47:09,089
No, I'll call him in the morning.

815
00:47:09,199 --> 00:47:11,359
All right. All right. Thank you.

816
00:47:11,459 --> 00:47:14,529
You don't ever answer the phone
when I'm kissing you.

817
00:47:14,982 --> 00:47:17,069
Somebody better have died.

818
00:47:17,169 --> 00:47:18,945
Yeah, somebody did.

819
00:47:40,189 --> 00:47:42,189
Baby.

820
00:47:43,729 --> 00:47:45,179
Who died?

821
00:47:48,388 --> 00:47:49,725
My mother.