0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,800 English (HI) Subtitles. Workaholics S04E04 (720p) Miss BS - BrRip [KoTuWa] 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,169 - Morning burgs. Clink, clink. - Yeah. 2 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,629 - Nothing like being at a bus stop, 3 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:06,673 crushing burgs in the morning with my boys. 4 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,424 - Nothing like it. - With that said, 5 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,259 uh, when are you going to get the 'Vo fixed, Ders? 6 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:12,220 - Dude, when I get $600 to fix the brakes. 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,180 - When do you think that's going to happen for you in your life? 8 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:15,890 - I don't know. When I win the lottery? 9 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,809 - That's, like, a great plan. My neighbor growing up... 10 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,977 he actually bought a lotto ticket every day. 11 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:21,979 He's homeless now. 12 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,815 - Right, 'cause it's next to impossible to win the lottery. 13 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,191 - It wasn't about the... the tickets. 14 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,193 He was addicted to methamphetamines. 15 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,612 - Nice buns. - They are. 16 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:30,988 - They're good, right? - Yeah. 17 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:32,657 - Excuse you? 18 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,201 - What's up? 19 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,745 - Oh, no. Uh, we were talking about the burgers. 20 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,373 We were... we were commenting on how delicious the buns are. 21 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,667 - We can't even see your buns. - Bitch! 22 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,335 - Hey, leave him alone, all right? 23 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,670 - Oh, is this your mommy? 24 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,338 - No, if anything, I'm the daddy, 25 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,591 and I'm asking you to step off. 26 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,760 - And I'm... I'm a cool bachelor uncle, 27 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,512 and I'm... I'm just, like, hanging around. 28 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,264 I ride a motorcycle. I have good hair. 29 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,224 I'm like Uncle Jesse, basically. - I'm Danny Tanner. 30 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,435 - I'm Comet. - Too bad you're all bitches. 31 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,769 Give me your money! - No, what? 32 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,396 What the... - Oh, jeez! 33 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,356 - Whoa! Just take... just take our money, then. 34 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,191 - If you just reach in my front pocket, it's in there. 35 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,735 - Jesus. 36 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:10,486 - Just leave the receipt, though... I need that. 37 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,572 - Just give me your soda. - Yeah, of course. 38 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,657 Uh, I mean, I've already had too much caffeine anyways. 39 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:15,867 [chuckles] - Bitch. 40 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,368 - Hit my limit. - Oh. 41 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,287 - [exhales deeply] Ooh. 42 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,248 Yeah. So take it. "I'm like, 'Give me your soda."' 43 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,958 I wasn't even scared of her, dude. 44 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,085 I was so brave right then. 45 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,597 We'll just catch the next one! 46 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,558 [beatboxing] 47 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:41,684 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,270 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 49 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,272 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 50 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,567 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 51 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,236 - Well, I tell you what... she's lucky she's a girl, 52 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,405 or I would have knocked her block off. 53 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,783 - Yeah, man. I mean, I'm still stewing about it over here. 54 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,409 - Get in the broth, baby. - I know. 55 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,411 It's never okay to hit a chick, right? 56 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,996 But... - Mm... 57 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,623 - That chick was, like... she wanted the funk, man. 58 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,958 She wanted to hit me! So what am I supposed to do? 59 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,127 My hands are tied, and I'm not gonna head-butt her either. 60 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:09,921 - Look, I'm American, born and bred, 61 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,923 but as a country, I think it's time we rethink 62 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,008 this whole never-hit-women policy. 63 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,676 - I agree. - Whoop! She's on. 64 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:16,803 It's on. - Oh, here we go. 65 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,304 - Turn it up. Turn it up. 66 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,933 - Maggie Sims, or as you know her, Miss B.S. 67 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,936 - Oh, it's her, it's her. It's Miss B.S. 68 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,521 - Sir, do you recognize me? 69 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,397 Last week you sold me bogus Jason Mraz tickets. 70 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:29,816 That's a B.S! 71 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,734 How do you feel knowing that the whole world 72 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,236 knows you run a Ponzi scheme? 73 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,362 That's a B.S. 74 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,822 Illegal pizza delivery! 75 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,533 I don't remember ordering this topping. 76 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,951 That's a B.S. 77 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,495 - Damn! She's fine. 78 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,122 - I'm here outside of Big Hank's Auto Body Shop, 79 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,959 where last week I went in with a hidden camera 80 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,796 and got a pretty pricey quote for a new muffler. 81 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,714 - Oh, yeah, lady, I can replace that muffler, 82 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,800 but it's going to be, like, $900. 83 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,135 - So that was the price for Miss B.S. 84 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:01,722 Now let's see what kind of price... 85 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,060 Mr. B.S. gets. 86 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,979 My lady's always trying to control me. 87 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,273 Last month I had to eat soup for four nights. 88 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,860 So... so what do we got here, I mean, just between us? 89 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,571 - Listen, just between us guys... - Just between us dudes. 90 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:20,366 - 400 bucks. - 400 bucks for a new muffler. 91 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,577 - Exactly. It's a great deal. 92 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,580 - It is a great deal. Only, it's B.S. 93 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,540 - What the... - And it is sexist! 94 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,000 - Get out of my shop. - We got him. 95 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,960 - Get that camera out of here. Get out! 96 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:34,297 - He can't B.S. Miss B.S. - Come on, dude. 97 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,174 - Sexism's, like, my least favorite thing, 98 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,509 besides salad bars. 99 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,177 I also hate salad bars. - Yeah. 100 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,013 - And if you know of a corrupt business, 101 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:45,224 call the number at the bottom of your screen. 102 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,684 - What if we, like, uh, 103 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,603 threw a "save the 'Vo," like, fund-raiser? 104 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,396 - I like that. - Yeah, maybe she'd come over. 105 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,023 You know how, like, celebrities... 106 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:55,610 they love going to charity events. 107 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,361 - What? 108 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,322 [sniffs] Do you smell my fart? 109 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,948 - Did you... Oh. Oh! 110 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,909 - Bully! 111 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:09,123 - [beatboxing] 112 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,335 - She's here. 113 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,254 - Get the... get the... - Come on! 114 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,631 - Hey. - Hi. 115 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,215 - Howdy. How's it going? 116 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,051 - Good. So are you guys the ones who called in the tip? 117 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,177 - We're the guys. - Mm-hmm. 118 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,553 - I got you a gift. 119 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,013 I hope you enjoy it. 120 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,515 It is the book Twilight. - Oh. 121 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,184 - It's about... it's basically you. 122 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,978 It's, like, a strong, empowered woman who falls in love 123 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,980 with, uh, a dude with a dope hairline. 124 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,690 - Thank you. 125 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,484 Thank you for that. - You're welcome. 126 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,486 Uh, if you want to come on in here... 127 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,987 w-would you like anything from the break room? 128 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,572 We got water in there. We got some old bananas. 129 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,866 We got some Multi-Grain Cheerios. 130 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,785 - Oh, no, thank you. I'm on kind of a tight schedule. 131 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,662 So what's the story? 132 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,705 - Well, the story starts with a broke-down 'Vo 133 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,166 and hopefully will end with you being our A-list celebrity 134 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,502 at the 'Vo fund-raiser party this weekend. 135 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,879 - It's a fund-raiser? - Yeah. 136 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,381 - See, I was told 137 00:04:58,507 --> 00:04:59,924 that there were unsafe work conditions here. 138 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,801 - There is. - There are, yeah. 139 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,719 There's a ton, like, um, the break room? 140 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,222 Yeah, it's more like the slip-and-break-your-neck room. 141 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,349 You can really bust your nut in there. 142 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,143 - Okay. So thank you so much for wasting my time. 143 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,645 - What? all: No, no, no, no. 144 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,188 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 145 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,190 Hey. Ah, I'm sorry. 146 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,152 I probably came off as a real freakin' perv. 147 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,529 [mumbling incoherently] 148 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,407 It's like you m-make me all flustered. 149 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,200 We want you to come to our 'Vo fund-raiser 150 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,827 because it means the world to us, 151 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,620 and if you'd just spend some time with us, 152 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,123 you'd realize that we're cool, normal dudes. 153 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,791 We make funny jokes. We do funny pranks. 154 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,251 - Oh, so many funny pranks. - Yeah. 155 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,044 - Like, uh... like Worldstar-worthy stuff. 156 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,130 Like, uh, we do smack cams. 157 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,382 We mess with people's food. [laughter] 158 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,634 We do European sharking, which... Google that. 159 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,261 - Phone calls. - Yes. 160 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,388 - We do those all day to, like, old people and stuff, 161 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,889 so it's funnier. 162 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,891 - We make 'em buy the stupidest shit... 163 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,435 almost like it's our jobs. - Right. 164 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,061 - Wait a minute. It is. 165 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,438 [laughter] - It is. We're telemarketers. 166 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,273 Doy! - Yes. 167 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,858 - What we do is we'll just target old people, you know? 168 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,484 We'll look at the list, and then we'll be like, 169 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,944 "That's an old name. That's a lonely name. 170 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,863 We're gonna call that name." - Edith? 171 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,948 I will fuck an Edith. 172 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,575 Over! I'm sorry. 173 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,910 Oh, gosh. I just... l-I, like, stopped the sentence. 174 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,746 - Okay. Well, you know what? 175 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,331 I-I have an hour to kill before my next meeting, 176 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:18,002 so I would love to see some of those prank phone calls. 177 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,837 - Cool. Awesome. - Cool. 178 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,922 - Okay. Yes. Yes, but first, 179 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,466 you got to see some of the classics. 180 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,135 - Okay. - Will you touch poop? 181 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,138 [rock music] 182 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:36,687 ♪ ♪ 183 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,105 [air horn blows] 184 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,191 [laughter] 185 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,780 - Oh, shit. 186 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,158 - Regular day in the office. - Where we work. 187 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,119 All: Poop dollar! 188 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,830 [laughter] - That's my poop! 189 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,332 - [coughing] 190 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,960 ♪ ♪ 191 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,671 - It would be, like, an honor if you'd, like, smoke with us. 192 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,469 - Aah! God, it's so hot! 193 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,888 My fucking mouth, my fucking throat! 194 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,515 - Who does the best, uh, face, 195 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,308 like, right before you're about to get killed? 196 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,353 - Go. Go! - Let me see. 197 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,730 - [high-pitched voice] Hey, Grandma? It's me, Ricky. 198 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,149 Yeah, I'm selling magazines for school again, 199 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,319 so I need a little bit of money. 200 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:30,157 - [weakly] Ethel, this is the spirit of your dead husband. 201 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:34,745 They won't release me from hell unless you buy some steaks. 202 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,205 [groans] 203 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,748 - [deep voice] Yeah, now, uh, real quick... 204 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,750 I'm gonna need the expiration date 205 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,545 and the three-digit code on the back. 206 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,756 That is very good, Doris. You pass your Alzheimer's test. 207 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,550 Uh, thank you very much. 208 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:48,968 [normal voice] And I got her. 209 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:52,179 - [laughing] You guys are too funny. 210 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,890 - We are, aren't we? - Yeah. Do more. 211 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,308 [triumphant music] 212 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,270 - Is it on? - Yeah, man, here we go. 213 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,980 - Next week we'll be looking at telemarketers 214 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,565 who are conning our senior citizens 215 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:06,110 out of their hard-earned pennies. 216 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,487 - [high-pitched voice] Hey, Grandma? It's me, Ricky. 217 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,197 I'm selling magazines for school again, 218 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,116 so I was wondering if I could have some money. 219 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,577 - Old people are so stupid. [laughs] 220 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,120 Oh, cool. 221 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,746 - We should start beating up old people too... 222 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:18,998 - Right? 223 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,583 - Just 'cause I hate 'em so much. 224 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,209 - So tune in Monday 225 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,795 to find out which telemarketing firm I call B.S. on. 226 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:29,216 Remember, you can't B.S. Miss B.S. 227 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,552 - Well, Chuck, what's going on with the weather? 228 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,388 - I mean, nobody at the office watches the news, right? 229 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,681 - Nah. I'm sure we're fine. 230 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:36,807 - Yeah, exactly, so... 231 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,393 - Well, well, well... 232 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,395 if it's not the cast of Newsroom, 233 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,648 except Jeff Daniels didn't try to fuck me in my ass. 234 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,610 - You're gonna cost us our jobs, and I can't lose my job. 235 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:51,322 This is the only place I feel comfortable making eye contact. 236 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,783 - [speaking native language] 237 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,578 I pissed now! 238 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,205 - Okay, yep. 239 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,248 - [spits] - Whoa! 240 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,250 - Hey, Alice wants to see you in her office. 241 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,627 Y'all done done it now. 242 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,921 - Ew, what did you eat? 243 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,130 Jeez. Excuse me. 244 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,715 - Okay, come on, a little respect. 245 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,342 - Good thing I'm stronger than most of you. 246 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,637 - Just let me into her office! She needs to see us! 247 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,640 - Okay, Alice, uh... [chuckles] 248 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,183 you being a smart lady, 249 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,268 I'm sure you watch the news, stay informed, 250 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,437 and I just want you to know that everything we did 251 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,440 was for charity, so it's a good cause, very positive. 252 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,276 - Also, I would like to press charges against Waymond 253 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,861 for spitting in my face just now. 254 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,446 It was very violent. 255 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,531 I don't know what he ate, but it... it stunk. 256 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,325 Maybe he ate peppercorn. 257 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,494 - After the story airs, they're closing the branch. 258 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,162 - What... what if we got on the phones right now, 259 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,539 you know, really took it to 'em and showed TAC brass 260 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,667 a little hustle and flow? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 261 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,460 We could throw a little, like, uh, musical festival outside, 262 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,128 get a baby pool. 263 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,880 - Oh, man, it's like an '80s movie. 264 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,674 We're just gonna all get on the phones... a cool montage. 265 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,175 It's like... 266 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,718 ♪ Dun-dun-dun, take it to the limit ♪ 267 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,720 - Just go home, or don't. 268 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,306 It doesn't really matter. Nothing matters. 269 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:03,143 We're already unemployed, marked for death. 270 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,478 - Well, I'm gonna... - Yeah. 271 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,188 - Yeah. - Go on some calls. 272 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,481 - We're just gonna let you do your thing. 273 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,732 - Marked for Death, though... 274 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,484 great Segal movie. Check it out. 275 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,319 - Okay, that was scary. 276 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,488 I've never seen Alice like that in my life. 277 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,323 I mean, she looked like she was gonna kill herself 278 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,367 like the Predator does in Predator. 279 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,494 - Whoa, spoiler alert. - What are you talking about? 280 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,454 We've watched the Predator together. 281 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,290 - Yeah, and then I forgot, so I could enjoy it again. 282 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,250 - Cheer up, 'cause at least now we know what the B.S. 283 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,086 in "Miss B.S." stands for... betrayal slut. 284 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,213 - If Miss B.S. were a mister, 285 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,840 I'd say, "Hey, guess what. 286 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,969 You pull that story, or I will tune you up!" 287 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,721 But I can't, right? 'Cause she's a chick. 288 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,431 - That doesn't even make sense, man, 289 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,932 because you wouldn't even be hitting her 290 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,351 for, like, s-sexist, gender-based reasons. 291 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,353 - That's exactly right, 'cause if you hit a chick 292 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,772 just 'cause she's a chick, that's wrong. 293 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,858 But if you hit her because she's out of pocket... 294 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,402 - Isn't it more sexist not to hit a woman 295 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,778 because she's a woman? 296 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,822 - What you're saying is more sexist... 297 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,283 - I'm saying, do you want us to hold the door for you or not? 298 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,452 - Well, you do. That's gentlemanly. 299 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,370 - Well, sure, right, but then if you don't get 300 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,663 through that door, I'm gonna tag you. 301 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,332 - Yeah. - You're basically denying 302 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,709 the woman's right to get smashed in the face with a fist. 303 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,378 - That's her right. It's your human right. 304 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,671 - I think I got an idea. 305 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,381 You know, just because three dudes 306 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,091 can't hit a woman, right, 307 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,760 doesn't mean that a woman can't hit the woman 308 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,763 that the three dudes won't hit. 309 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,432 - What? - A lot of numbers. 310 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,725 - I stopped listening. 311 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,185 I got really into chugging my beer. 312 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,811 - I just... I have a plan. 313 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,480 - So you want me to punk some white lady for y'all? 314 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,606 - That's right, yep. - Right. 315 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,107 - And if she gets out of hand, 316 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,776 you have our permission to swing on that chick, 317 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,736 just stomp a mud-hole in her crud-hole. 318 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,113 - I mean, technically, all you got to do is scare her enough 319 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,782 that she doesn't run the story on us, 320 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,242 but if you get the chance, sock her in the mouth. 321 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,203 - We'd punch her, but it's, like, a society thing. 322 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,788 - Right. - Men can't hit women. 323 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,456 It's like Chris Brown ruined it for everyone. 324 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,416 - What's in it for me? - Why don't you go ahead 325 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,002 and consider this Carl's Jr. gift card 326 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,797 and coupon a little advance. 327 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,007 - Yeah, we thought you'd like it 'cause you ate our food earlier. 328 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,425 - 15 bucks on there, 329 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,843 so you can get a ton of different stuff. 330 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,345 The guacamole burger, I'd recommend. 331 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,806 - Beating up a white bitch for burgers? 332 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,474 That's the shit I like. 333 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,101 - Cool. 334 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,477 - [gasps] - Jesus. 335 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,730 - Scared-ass bitches. - [sighs] 336 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,818 - You all right? You okay? 337 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,152 - Well, I'm getting better. 338 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,946 Only a little squirted out that time. 339 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,531 - ♪ We came here ♪ 340 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,782 - ♪ To do what? ♪ 341 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,412 - [beatboxing] 342 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,873 - Okay, here's our girl. - Oh, she see's us. 343 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:30,999 Get 'em. - Shh. 344 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,960 - Hey, Adam. - Come on, dude. 345 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,421 - Sorry. - Here we go. Game time. 346 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,549 - Hey, fool, I got to talk to you. 347 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,300 - Ooh. Wow. - What is she doing? 348 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,677 - Ooh. 349 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,845 - Skinny bitch can throw a punch. 350 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,179 - Oh, that was insane. - Oh. 351 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,639 - Those are serious poundings. - Oh. 352 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,224 - She's getting extra points for that. 353 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:51,228 - Why does she know how to fight like this? 354 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,479 - Worldstar. 355 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,856 - Get out of here, man. - This is great. 356 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,442 - No mercy. - Oh, my god. 357 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:57,943 - Oh, my gosh, this is terrible. 358 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,112 Isn't that little girl, like, 16 years old? 359 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,197 - I don't know, man. It's the... the Latina skin. 360 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,199 It just... you don't know what age they are. 361 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,119 - Are your guys' penises not soft right now? 362 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,996 Mine is definitely not soft. 363 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,206 - Mine is not un-hard. 364 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,749 - I have a boner. 365 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,376 [car alarm chirps] 366 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,212 - Oh! Hey. - Come on. 367 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,422 - How's your job? 368 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,923 I remember back before we met you, 369 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,050 we had three of those things. - Oh, Christ. 370 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,594 - Hey, and, uh, are you guys hiring, by any chance? 371 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,012 I think I'd make a damn fine weatherman. 372 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,430 - Yeah, and, you know, just our forecast 373 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,141 is calling for a high chance of unemployment. 374 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,810 - Okay. You're pissed. I get it, okay? 375 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,604 But this is what I do. I'm sorry. 376 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,397 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 377 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,900 No, no, we're not pissed. Come on, do we look pissed? 378 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,443 Who cares about the telemarketing job we had 379 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,445 that we lost 'cause of you, you know? 380 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,447 It's just we're broke now. - Yeah, we're broke. 381 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,073 Our car's broke, 382 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,825 and we're probably gonna be living out of it, 383 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,869 but, you know, we're actually throwing a fund-raiser 384 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,621 to fix the car, and, uh... 385 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,207 you know, if we had a big-time celebrity there, 386 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,833 it would probably really help us out. 387 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,543 - Just, like, come over for 20 minutes, 388 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,253 then you never have to see us again... 389 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,546 - That's it. - Unless you want to... 390 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,797 unless you, like, want to have, 391 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,633 like, an intimate thing with one of us, 392 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,259 in which case we would be into that, but I don't know. 393 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,886 I don't know if we have chemistry 394 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,472 now that this has all gone down, but please just come! 395 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,890 Please? - Please? 396 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,643 - Please? - Please? 397 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,270 all: Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? 398 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,105 Please? Please? Please? 399 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,649 - You're a little off. You guys are a little off beat there. 400 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,275 - Are you saying "police"? - Please. Please. 401 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,735 No, I'm saying "please." 402 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,487 I'm trying to get a "please" chant going. 403 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,073 - You guys are ridiculous. [sighs] 404 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,199 - Please? - Please? 405 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,492 - Don't walk away. 406 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,285 - Don't walk away from us, please. 407 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,079 - 20 minutes max, okay? 408 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,206 Give the party info to the receptionist. 409 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,666 - Yes! - Cool! 410 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,917 - You're the best! - Yes! 411 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,293 - Oh, my god. You are an angel. 412 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,129 - Yes, you are not gonna regret this. 413 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,798 - She's an angel. 414 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,299 - You are not gonna... - Don't bother her. Adam? 415 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,634 - Yep? - Let's go. 416 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,010 - Okay, you're not gonna regret this. 417 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,679 - Miss B.S! 418 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,931 Welcome to the, uh, Brahj Mahal. [laughter] 419 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,724 - You guys, she's here! Miss B.S. is here! 420 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,518 - B.S. is here. [all cheering] 421 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,104 - Yeah! - She's just a human. 422 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,897 She's just a human celebrity. 423 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,857 Let's, uh, be totally normal around her. 424 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,276 [both chuckle] 425 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,820 - Um, I brought this for your wine selection. 426 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,030 - Oh, we got a huge one of those... it's super big-time. 427 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,907 And here is a Pinot... 428 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,576 - Oh. - De tequila. 429 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,244 [laughter] 430 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,954 - I haven't been to a party like this since college. 431 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,956 This is kind of wild. - Yeah, we get loose. 432 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,375 We get wild. It's like a wild animal kingdom in this piece. 433 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,044 [laughter] [imitates monkey chattering] 434 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,713 [both imitating monkey chattering] 435 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,006 I'm a monkey! We're monkey people. 436 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,882 We're not. We're humans. 437 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,384 Let's chug these. - Bottom's up. 438 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,344 - Cheers. Cheers. - Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. 439 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,596 - Mm-mm. 440 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,139 - Oh, yeah, you got to put it back. 441 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,348 - [groans] Oh! - Oh. 442 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,975 - Ow. - Are you okay? 443 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,476 - No, he'll be fine. - It's okay. 444 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,978 - Yeah, let's close the door. 445 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,354 We're not trying to heat the neighborhood. 446 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,981 - Okay. - Yep. 447 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,483 - [humming] I love your blouse. - Oh, thank you. 448 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,610 Okay. - Whoo! 449 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,153 - Cheers. - Oh! 450 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,571 - To new best friends. - To new best friends. 451 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:48,864 - [laughs] Okay. 452 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,449 - [laughs] Chug up. 453 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,659 - I think that calls for a shot. - That calls for a shot. 454 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,953 - Come on, gal pal. - Okay. 455 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,580 - Mmm. 456 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,582 - And I think that calls for another shot. 457 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,667 - Oh! - [laughs] 458 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,004 - When Miss B.S. is off the clock, she's off the chain. 459 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,215 - Yeah, tell me about it, man. She has the coolest moves too. 460 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,176 Look at her go. They're, like, Indian-influenced. 461 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,677 - [imitating Native American chant] 462 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,262 I wouldn't mind, uh, sleeping with her. 463 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,847 I'm part Cherokee, so... - Yeah. 464 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,391 - My dad drives a grand one. - So sick. 465 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,477 - Uh-huh. [siren wails] 466 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,895 - Cops! 467 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,605 Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops! 468 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,190 - Time to go. Cops are here. 469 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,691 - Miss B.S., you probably want to get out of here 470 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,901 before the cops see you. 471 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,653 - [laughs] What? - Yeah. 472 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,946 Cops are always just snatching up celebrities unjustly, 473 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,323 like Mel Gibson. 474 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,991 - Why would I care if the cops see me? 475 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,826 I mean, what's the big deal, you know? 476 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,996 We're all just having a few drinks, enjoying the party. 477 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,581 - Actually, that is the big deal. 478 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,125 Um, everybody drinking here is pretty much underage. 479 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,503 - Yep. - This is good for a Merlot. 480 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,172 - Yeah, the all three of them combined are probably 30. 481 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,216 - Will you go to prom with me? 482 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,677 - What? Oh, no. 483 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,971 What... so I'm at, like, a house party with minors? 484 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,140 Why are there children at your house? 485 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,017 - Well, they rage. - Kind of. 486 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,019 - They came with me. - Oh, so what? 487 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,813 You're just here to get your ass kicked again? 488 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,231 - I'm gonna cut this... 489 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,440 - Oh, you ladies got some history, huh? 490 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,983 Check this out. - What? 491 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,527 - Look at this funny video 492 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,654 of you just grinding up on a child... that's cool. 493 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,364 - That's disgusting. 494 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,824 - Turned into a man right before our eyes. 495 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,575 - So here's the deal. 496 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,536 We don't want that to leak, and that'd be bad news. 497 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,496 I mean, there's Facebook, Twitter. 498 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,248 Myspace is back again. [pounding at door] 499 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,833 - No, Myspace is not back. - Dude, I'm telling you. 500 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,043 It's back, okay? I got a profile on there now. 501 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,878 The format is sick. 502 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,672 - I hope you're right because I'd love to bring back 503 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,509 my "Hey, Tom, I'm not your friend," joke. 504 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,469 [pounding at door] - Open the door! 505 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,929 It's the police! - Okay. Oh, my god. 506 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,180 This is happening. 507 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,974 I... you guys, I could lose my job. 508 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,726 - Oh, that sucks. It's a terrible feeling. 509 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:41,852 We know it well. - Terrible. 510 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,478 - But we're cool, right? 511 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,272 We could probably find a way to not tell the cops... 512 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,606 like, get rid of all these videos. 513 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,692 - Okay, I see it. I see all... 514 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,069 I see what you did and, you know, cue the applause. 515 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,237 Kudos on that. 516 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,489 All right, here's the deal. 517 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,701 If you guys promise to kill all this footage of me, 518 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:02,038 and I-I will not run the TelAmeriCorp story. 519 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,415 - Yes! - All right! 520 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,083 - Yes, you got it. You got it. 521 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,877 - Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 522 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,545 Wait a second. How do we know you're not lying? 523 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,880 - Yes. - [sighs] 524 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,590 - You can't B.S. the B.S. ers. 525 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,216 - She's slippery, isn't she? - That's us. 526 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,885 - Who is it? - Rick. 527 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,887 - It's Rick. - Don't run the TAC story. 528 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,723 - It's Rick. It's him. - Okay, I got the facts wrong. 529 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,309 Just run the dog-park story again. 530 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,769 Everybody loves that crap. 531 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,729 - Dog-park story. That's the one. 532 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,731 Where's that dog park too? 'Cause, like, chicks for days. 533 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,232 [pounding at door] - Open the door! 534 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,525 I'm not gonna ask again! 535 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,902 - Okay, so we'll take it from here. 536 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,528 You hit the back door, all right? 537 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,946 We'll call you. - Don't ever call me! 538 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,740 - Wait! - Oh, Mike. 539 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,283 - See you later, Mike. 540 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,118 - That's a real bonding moment we shared. 541 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,120 - Right? It was, like, eye for an eye, and now let's hug. 542 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,331 - Yeah. Now get in here, and let's French-kiss. 543 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,749 Let's three-way kiss. - You want to get loco? 544 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,375 I think she knows what that means. 545 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,294 - What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 546 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:55,759 - [beatboxing] 547 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,846 - Don't shoot. No. - Did it work? 548 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,848 - We did our best cop voices. 549 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,518 I pretended I was Vic Mackey from The Shield. 550 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,852 - Is that what that was? - Mm-hmm. 551 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,646 - Okay. Either way, it worked, so, nice. 552 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,356 - Thanks, Anders. It means a lot. 553 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,483 - You're creepy sincere. - I'm proud of y'all. 554 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,485 You know, normally y'all be messing stuff up, 555 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,195 but you finally cleaned up your... 556 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,823 oh, my go... why is my 14-year-old son in here drinking wine? 557 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:18,949 - [laughing] Hey, man. 558 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,075 - Junior! - Chill. 559 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,576 He's a party animal. 560 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,078 - Yo. - Hey. 561 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,496 - I'm taking all the beers. 562 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,414 Marissa, A.J., let's roll. 563 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,874 - No. No, you're not. - Nope. 564 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,418 - Not this time, no. - Yeah. 565 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,755 Just give us our beers. 566 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,216 - [sighs] 567 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,551 - Fine. 568 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,389 You can split one. - Fine. That's all we wanted. 569 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,891 - Move! - Yeah, that's fine. 570 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,518 - We're brave, though, right? - Get out of here. 571 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,894 I wasn't even intimidated that time, 572 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,104 and my crotch is totally dry. 573 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,314 Hell, yeah! - Whoo! My man! 574 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,066 - Yeah, real heroes. 575 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,110 So we definitely know the problem is located 576 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,528 under the hood area. 577 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,280 - Yeah, but the... - Yes! 578 00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,698 [laughs] You guys. 579 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,324 - What's up? - You guys, we did it. 580 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,701 - What? Are you helping us or what? 581 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,077 - What's up? - We beat the odds, man. 582 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,495 We did the next to impossible. 583 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,164 - We won the lotto? - We won the lotto? 584 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,666 - We won the lotto? - Oh, my god! 585 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,543 - What? I'm buying a new car! 586 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,919 I'm gonna buy you a car! - No. 587 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,880 - What do you want? What do you want? 588 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,923 - I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. Truck it. I want a motorcycle! 589 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,550 - You're gonna burn your crotch on a rocket! 590 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,302 - I want to go all... [imitates motorcycle engine] 591 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,137 [laughter] 592 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:25,557 - 12:00, boys! - [imitates motorcycle engine] 593 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,933 - No, we didn't win the lotto. 594 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,311 We, uh... we made it on Worldstar! 595 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,937 [laughs] - What? 596 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,648 - We made it on to the website Worldstar Hip-Hop. 597 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,150 Yeah. Our video made the page. 598 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,110 - Okay, well, that's still pretty cool. 599 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,112 You got us all excited. - Come on, get pumped. 600 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,531 - Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. - I filmed that! 601 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,949 - Oh, wow. Brutal. 602 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,576 - Mm-hmm. - We got a comment. 603 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,578 What's this? Ezzybeatz7... 604 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,789 he's saying, "If it weren't illegal to hit women, 605 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,583 I would box these bitches out!" 606 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,209 - [laughs] Yeah. - That's cool. 607 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,962 - It's good to know Mr. Beatz7 is on our side. 608 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,631 - Yeah. - Amen. 609 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,633 - Nice! 610 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,760 [dog snorts] [party horn blows] 611 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,097 - What am I supposed to do... 612 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,432 not watch The Departed if it's on? 613 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,309 She's telling me, "Get outside. 614 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,854 "You didn't finish... you never finished doing up the coop, 615 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,065 and, like, I got chickens all over the place," 616 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,442 and I can't catch a break. - I know exactly what you mean. 617 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,319 I got one at home grinding me all the time.