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[ wind howling ]

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[ knife scraping, chopping ]

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- I love how French it

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sounds -- "en papillote."

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I just made potted meat

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Bernadette.

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- It's just a piece of paper.

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- I wanted to try something

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new.

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- Marybelle, what did you make?

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- Just a dessert.

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Probably won't be as good as

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yours.

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- Sug, we need to get a move

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on.

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- Well, let me cut it open

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first.

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Watch the steam, girls.

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This thing is gonna be hot.

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[ Delores Johnson's

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"Try Me One Time" plays ]

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- ♪ If your love refuses

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to kiss you sometime ♪

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♪ Don't worry

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♪ Don't worry

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♪ Come try one of mine

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♪ For it's your love I'm

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waiting for ♪

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♪ Now and forever more

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♪ Come try

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♪ Just try me one time

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♪ Mmm, if your love should leave

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you and you're all alone ♪

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♪ Don't worry

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♪ Don't worry

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♪ Just pick up the phone

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♪ I promise that I'll be there

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♪ Whenever you wish to call E ♪

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♪ Just try

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♪ Please try me one time

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♪ If your biggest problem

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♪ Is finding someone to love

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♪ Don't worry

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♪ Oh, my darling

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♪ It's you I'm thinking of

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♪ If your love refuses

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to hold you sometime ♪

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♪ Don't beg her

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♪ Don't you beg her

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♪ Just try

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♪ Try one of mine

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♪ I will hold you so close

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to me ♪

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♪ I'll love you so tenderly

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♪ Just try

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♪ Please try me one time

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♪ Ooh, ooh

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♪ Mm-mm-mm-mmm, mm-mmm

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♪ Me one time

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♪ Ooh, ooh

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♪ Mm-mm-mm-mmm, mm-mmm

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♪ Me one time

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♪ Ooh, oh-Ooh

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♪ Try me one time

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- Jesus, it's armageddon out

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here.

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Let's mix up some daiquiris.

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- Ooh.

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- Now, be nice.

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But I wanted to try something

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new.

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I used that meat spread with the

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little devil on the front.

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- Do you even know what's in

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that stuff?

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- And instead of flour and

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milk, I just plopped in two cans

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of cream of mushroom.

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You're so right, Sugar.

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- Condensed soup.

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That's what we've got here --

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Solid soup.

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[ both laugh ]

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- Why not have a potluck on

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Sunday night?

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With none of our husbands going

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to work on Monday because of the

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holidays, it might be a nice

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change.

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But to make it more exciting, we

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could have a contest.

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We could each bring a dish, and

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we can let our husbands be the

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judges.

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- I don't know.

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- I can't win against you guys.

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- Finally some action around

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here.

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I've got a trick or two up my

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sleeve.

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- You've got a trick or two up

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your skirt.

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- Ladies, the war is on.

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- Marybelle?

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[ light laughter ]

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Yay!

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- Yay!

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[ The Lovettes'

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"Little Miss Soul" plays ]

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- ♪ Ooh

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- ♪ Ooh

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- ♪ They call her miss soul

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- ♪ Sing it, girl, with a

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little bit of soul now ♪

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- ♪ Ooh

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- ♪ Ooh

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- ♪ They call her miss soul

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- ♪ If it's love that you

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need ♪

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♪ Won't you call me, baby?

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♪ I think I'm just your speed

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♪ So please call me, baby

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♪ If you call and by some chance

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you can't get through ♪

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♪ Well, leave your name and your

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number and I'll call you ♪

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- ♪ I'll call you

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- Well, hello, neighbors.

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Come on in.

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- Pleasure.

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- Kitty.

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Mwah!

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The old lady's in the room,

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fixing up.

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- All right.

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- Well, hello, Jerome.

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- Hi. Great to see you, doll.

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- You make a beautiful man,

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Jerome.

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[ smooches ]

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And Les.

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[ door closes ]

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Hey, do you golf?

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You should come play some holes

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with sterling and me sometime.

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- Well --

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- Great! We'll play tomorrow.

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Pick you up at 9:00.

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Maximilian.

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And Marybelle. Mwah.

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- Conrad.

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- Good.

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Hey, why don't you all mix up

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some martinis, and I'll go get

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the old ball and chain?

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Be back in two shakes.

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- Max.

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- Sterling.

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- You're looking fit.

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- Mm.

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- You been working out?

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- Oh, you know, just running

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and messing a little with the

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weights.

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[ chuckling ] Burt.

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- Maximilian.

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Wow.

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Wow, Florene, you look

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fantastic.

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- Why, thank you, darling.

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Where are the girls?

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- Kitchen.

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- So, uh, Leslie, you still

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working at the university?

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- Yes, he's still answering the

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president's phone.

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- I like mine a little dirtier.

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- Ahh.

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- Uh, you got it.

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- Hey!

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You been messing with my stuff.

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- Not tonight, Connie.

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We've got company.

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- Tweezers are upside down.

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You've been using them on your

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eyeb-- Fucking hair on them.

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Don't touch my fucking shit.

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You know better than that.

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- When I was 5, my mother told

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me I was adopted and she handed

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me a bucket and some cleaning

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supplies and she told me to get

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to work.

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I wrote my first poem that day.

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- Good evening, ladies.

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- Sug.

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[ both smooch ]

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- I'm telling a story.

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- Oh, excuse me.

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- I scribbled it on a piece of

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toilet paper in between

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scrubbing the pot.

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It went like this -- "Dreams are

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candy, and mothers are dark

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smears on white porcelain."

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[ laughs ]

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I wrote a poem every day since,

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a poem for every day of my life.

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I would write while washing the

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dishes or polishing the silver

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or cleaning the vomit off the

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carpet after one of my mother's

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nightly binges.

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Let's just say I grew up in the

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perfect environment for a poet

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to thrive.

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- What the hell are you talking

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about?

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You don't even know what

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a poem is.

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- She's getting her poetry

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straight from the bottle.

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- I got started early.

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- Child prodigy, a poet and a

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drunk by the age of 5.

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- [ sighs ]

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- God.

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- We're gonna have fun tonight.

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I can feel it.

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- Yesterday movie legend

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Judy Garland was found dead in

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the bathroom of her rented

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Chelsea London house.

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- Good lord.

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- The coroner stressed that

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there was no evidence to Suggest

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she had committed suicide.

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Even so, a British specialist

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who had attended Garland said

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she had been living on borrowed

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time, due to cirrhosis of the

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liver.

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Garland had turned 47 just 12

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days prior to her death.

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Her "Wizard of Oz" costar

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Ray Bolger commented, saying --

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And I quote -- "She just plain

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wore out."

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- I always loved

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"The Wizard of Oz."

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- 47? That's too young.

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- That's too bad.

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- We saw her at Carnegie Hall.

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- ♪ I love you

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♪ Ooh, baby, baby

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♪ I heard

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- Is it time to eat yet?

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- ♪ You had another girl

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- My friends, here it is, the

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first round of what will be

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many.

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- [ imitating gunfire ]

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C-C-C-C-Casserole wars!

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[ laughter ]

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- And the inventor of tonight's

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winning dish will receive this

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groovy t-shirt!

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- My father gave me a t-shirt

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for my fifth birthday that read

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"Daddy's little question mark."

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- I don't know why we can't

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just have a dinner party.

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I hate this competition stuff.

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- You know deep down inside

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you're not gonna win.

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- Jerome.

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- Okay, honey, she's just

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jealous you're a better cook.

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- Oh.

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- Dehydrated food and powder.

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Am I supposed to believe an

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astronaut can survive on Tang?

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- Get with the reds.

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I need food.

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- Oh, Florene's hungry.

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We better get on with it.

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- Well, is everybody ready?

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On your marks...

290
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Get set...

291
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And eat!

292
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[ The Tren-Teens'

293
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"Your Yah-Yah is Gone" plays ]

294
00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:40,769
- ♪ You were sitting in your

295
00:09:40,802 --> 00:09:41,469
yah-yah ♪

296
00:09:41,502 --> 00:09:43,304
♪ Waiting for your wah-wah

297
00:09:43,338 --> 00:09:45,373
♪ She was out a-havin' a ball

298
00:09:45,406 --> 00:09:46,775
[ indistinct conversations ]

299
00:09:46,808 --> 00:09:48,043
♪ You were sitting in your

300
00:09:48,076 --> 00:09:48,744
yah-yah ♪

301
00:09:48,777 --> 00:09:50,378
♪ Waiting for your wah-Wah

302
00:09:50,411 --> 00:09:54,049
♪ She was out a-Havin' a ball

303
00:09:54,082 --> 00:09:55,784
♪ Should have been worried

304
00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:57,485
[ indistinct singing ]

305
00:09:57,518 --> 00:10:00,789
♪ She was out a-havin' a ball

306
00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:02,123
♪ Had you gotten out your

307
00:10:02,157 --> 00:10:02,858
yah-yah ♪

308
00:10:02,891 --> 00:10:04,793
♪ And looking for your wah-wah

309
00:10:04,826 --> 00:10:08,797
- Before we dig in, I'd like us

310
00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:12,200
all to raise our glasses.

311
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:14,135
To Sugar -- Thank you for

312
00:10:14,169 --> 00:10:15,937
organizing this event.

313
00:10:15,971 --> 00:10:16,337
- Sugar!

314
00:10:16,371 --> 00:10:16,972
- To Sugar.

315
00:10:17,005 --> 00:10:17,472
- To Sugar.

316
00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:18,073
- Sugar!

317
00:10:18,106 --> 00:10:18,506
- Sugar!

318
00:10:18,539 --> 00:10:20,141
- Oleo, Burt?

319
00:10:20,175 --> 00:10:22,210
Why do they call it oleo when

320
00:10:22,243 --> 00:10:24,345
it's really margarine?

321
00:10:24,379 --> 00:10:28,083
What the hell is oleo?

322
00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:29,484
- Remember in "All About Eve"

323
00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,219
when Bette Davis bites into that

324
00:10:31,252 --> 00:10:32,220
raw green onion?

325
00:10:32,253 --> 00:10:33,822
I'm currently having that same

326
00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:34,355
experience.

327
00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:35,256
- I don't know.

328
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,825
You know, I feel better if I

329
00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:37,993
line the pan with foil.

330
00:10:38,026 --> 00:10:38,960
Call it a quirk.

331
00:10:38,994 --> 00:10:39,527
[ laughter ]

332
00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,129
Is a pimento a pepper?

333
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,098
- Oh, no, a pimento's not a

334
00:10:43,131 --> 00:10:43,731
pepper.

335
00:10:43,765 --> 00:10:45,166
- A pepper's a vegetable.

336
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,401
- Pimento is a pepper.

337
00:10:46,434 --> 00:10:47,102
- Yeah.

338
00:10:47,135 --> 00:10:47,803
- You know, I always thought

339
00:10:47,836 --> 00:10:49,871
Dr. Pepper was a real person.

340
00:10:49,905 --> 00:10:51,239
- [ laughs ]

341
00:10:51,272 --> 00:10:52,240
- Turns out he's not.

342
00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:54,242
[ laughter ]

343
00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,977
- Big piece of gristle in this

344
00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:56,411
one.

345
00:10:56,444 --> 00:10:57,846
- Not Sugar's.

346
00:10:57,879 --> 00:10:58,980
- You know, I couldn't

347
00:10:59,014 --> 00:11:00,248
personally eat sweetbreads.

348
00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:01,416
It's the brains, right?

349
00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:02,383
- Thymus.

350
00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:03,118
- Thymus.

351
00:11:03,151 --> 00:11:04,052
- Mm-Hmm.

352
00:11:04,085 --> 00:11:04,986
- Yes, it is.

353
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,256
- What the hell is a thymus?

354
00:11:08,289 --> 00:11:10,125
- It's a -- It's a gland in

355
00:11:10,158 --> 00:11:10,758
your neck.

356
00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:13,194
- I don't have a thymus.

357
00:11:13,228 --> 00:11:15,263
- I mean in the calf's neck.

358
00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:16,865
- Oh, no, not a calf.

359
00:11:16,898 --> 00:11:17,999
That's horrible.

360
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:20,401
I could never eat a baby.

361
00:11:20,435 --> 00:11:22,904
- Hands down the strangest

362
00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:25,206
thing about us is that none

363
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,877
of us have had babies.

364
00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:30,145
Some of us should have had

365
00:11:30,178 --> 00:11:32,180
children.

366
00:11:37,252 --> 00:11:42,157
- [ clears throat ]

367
00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,425
- [ sighs ]

368
00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:52,367
- [ sniffs ]

369
00:11:56,604 --> 00:11:59,207
Wow.

370
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,042
Okay.

371
00:12:01,076 --> 00:12:03,111
With four votes, the winner

372
00:12:03,144 --> 00:12:06,381
tonight is...

373
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:09,450
[ hands tap, fingers snap ]

374
00:12:09,484 --> 00:12:11,186
...The salmon en "pappalot."

375
00:12:11,219 --> 00:12:12,053
- Oh!

376
00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:13,088
- [ chuckles ]

377
00:12:13,121 --> 00:12:15,256
- It's "salmon en papillote."

378
00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:16,858
- The t-shirt.

379
00:12:16,892 --> 00:12:17,458
- Wow.

380
00:12:17,492 --> 00:12:19,594
[ chuckles ]

381
00:12:19,627 --> 00:12:21,062
Look.

382
00:12:21,096 --> 00:12:22,330
- You win.

383
00:12:22,363 --> 00:12:22,998
- Yes.

384
00:12:23,031 --> 00:12:23,932
- Here, Connie, this one's

385
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:24,432
for you.

386
00:12:24,465 --> 00:12:25,600
- To the salmon!

387
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,202
- I bet what happened is that

388
00:12:27,235 --> 00:12:28,603
everyone burned their mouths on

389
00:12:28,636 --> 00:12:30,205
the first bite and their taste

390
00:12:30,238 --> 00:12:31,606
buds were useless because that

391
00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:33,341
was definitely not the best dish

392
00:12:33,374 --> 00:12:33,942
tonight.

393
00:12:33,975 --> 00:12:34,509
- No.

394
00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:35,076
- I'm sorry.

395
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,211
It was not the best dish

396
00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:36,912
tonight.

397
00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:37,946
- Jerome, you don't have to be

398
00:12:37,979 --> 00:12:39,614
so defensive about it.

399
00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:41,616
- Jerome has written a note --

400
00:12:41,649 --> 00:12:43,351
"the salmon tastes like a

401
00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:44,519
spoonful of cunt."

402
00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:45,987
- [ laughing ] Jerome!

403
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:47,355
[ laughter ]

404
00:12:47,388 --> 00:12:49,557
- Jerome.

405
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:50,959
You can't say that word.

406
00:12:50,992 --> 00:12:52,360
You can't say that word out

407
00:12:52,393 --> 00:12:53,061
loud.

408
00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:54,429
- You know, honey, there isn't

409
00:12:54,462 --> 00:12:55,964
a word like that for men,

410
00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:56,965
though -- Cunt.

411
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:58,233
- Maximilian Beedum!

412
00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,567
- I'm just saying there isn't a

413
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,102
derogatory term for men as ugly

414
00:13:01,136 --> 00:13:02,403
as "cunt."

415
00:13:02,437 --> 00:13:03,104
- Stop saying it.

416
00:13:03,138 --> 00:13:04,639
- Well, if you think about it,

417
00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:06,041
"pencil dick" is pretty damn

418
00:13:06,074 --> 00:13:06,741
bad.

419
00:13:06,774 --> 00:13:07,408
- Nah, "pencil dick" doesn't

420
00:13:07,442 --> 00:13:08,977
have the same hard-consonant

421
00:13:09,010 --> 00:13:11,412
sounds and the abruptness of the

422
00:13:11,446 --> 00:13:13,281
word "cunt."

423
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,984
"Cunt" is a mighty word.

424
00:13:16,017 --> 00:13:18,153
[ laughter ]

425
00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:21,256
- How about "You are a fag"?

426
00:13:21,289 --> 00:13:23,058
- Oh, she's got it.

427
00:13:23,091 --> 00:13:24,993
That's it -- The ugly "ah"

428
00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:26,995
sound, followed by the hard

429
00:13:27,028 --> 00:13:28,163
"guh."

430
00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:29,530
"Fag."

431
00:13:29,564 --> 00:13:30,932
"Fag."

432
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,533
- It's a loaded word, man,

433
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,135
a loaded word.

434
00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:36,404
F-A-G is the awfulest.

435
00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:38,139
I mean, it's much worse than

436
00:13:38,173 --> 00:13:39,174
that word "cunt."

437
00:13:39,207 --> 00:13:40,675
- That's bullshit, Sterling.

438
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,143
- No, it is worse.

439
00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:43,711
F-A-G is to question our

440
00:13:43,744 --> 00:13:46,081
masculinity, the very essence of

441
00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:47,082
who men are.

442
00:13:47,115 --> 00:13:49,084
"Cunt" just refers to your --

443
00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:50,151
- Baby funnel?

444
00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:52,553
[ laughter ]

445
00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:54,155
- I sometimes think men are the

446
00:13:54,189 --> 00:13:55,423
stupidest creatures to walk the

447
00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:56,357
face of the Earth.

448
00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:57,058
I really do.

449
00:13:57,092 --> 00:13:59,560
- Oh, but I just love saying

450
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:00,962
dirty words.

451
00:14:00,996 --> 00:14:02,964
Fuck, yes, I do.

452
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:05,100
Repeat after me, ladies and

453
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,101
gentlemen.

454
00:14:06,134 --> 00:14:08,569
[ clears throat ]

455
00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:10,171
Shit.

456
00:14:10,205 --> 00:14:12,240
- Together: Shit!

457
00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:13,708
- [ laughs ]

458
00:14:13,741 --> 00:14:15,510
- Fuck.

459
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,212
- Together: Fuck!

460
00:14:17,245 --> 00:14:20,048
[ laughter ]

461
00:14:20,081 --> 00:14:22,183
- Cocksucker.

462
00:14:22,217 --> 00:14:25,720
- Together: Cocksucker!

463
00:14:25,753 --> 00:14:27,588
[ laughter ]

464
00:14:27,622 --> 00:14:28,589
- Felt good.

465
00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:31,526
[ laughter ]

466
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:33,194
- Marybelle, try it.

467
00:14:33,228 --> 00:14:34,395
It feels good.

468
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:35,396
[ laughter ]

469
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:36,131
- Try it!

470
00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:36,631
- Try it!

471
00:14:36,664 --> 00:14:38,499
- Come on!

472
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:39,767
- Shit.

473
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,237
[ laughter ]

474
00:14:46,507 --> 00:14:48,076
- Na zdorov'e.

475
00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:50,545
- Together: Na zdorov'e!

476
00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:52,347
- Well, should we play a game?

477
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,082
- No, let's just put on some

478
00:14:54,115 --> 00:14:54,782
tunes and go.

479
00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:56,484
- How about we play Agnew's

480
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,353
favorite, "Pin the blame on the

481
00:14:58,386 --> 00:14:59,020
donkey?"

482
00:14:59,054 --> 00:15:01,222
- Has everyone here played

483
00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:02,557
Railroad Tracks?

484
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:03,224
- What's that?

485
00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:04,625
Honey, have we played that?

486
00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:05,526
- No.

487
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,228
- Burt, I love it.

488
00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:09,530
- When I was 13, I got molested

489
00:15:09,564 --> 00:15:12,500
on some railroad tracks by an

490
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,269
albino.

491
00:15:14,302 --> 00:15:16,637
The moon made his skin glow so

492
00:15:16,671 --> 00:15:17,338
brightly.

493
00:15:17,372 --> 00:15:19,774
I just pretended I was having

494
00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:21,576
sex with a light bulb.

495
00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:22,643
[ hiccups ]

496
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:24,379
- That's charming, Flo.

497
00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,780
- [ laughs ]

498
00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:27,782
- Railroad tracks is a physical

499
00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:28,483
game.

500
00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,285
It's about balance and control.

501
00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:32,253
The game requires concentration,

502
00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:34,189
the ability to connect your body

503
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:36,324
and your mind.

504
00:15:36,357 --> 00:15:40,195
So, Marybelle, you up for it?

505
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:41,162
- Come on, Marybelle.

506
00:15:41,196 --> 00:15:42,330
- Come on.

507
00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:43,398
- Attagirl.

508
00:15:43,431 --> 00:15:44,732
- You can do it.

509
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,734
- Three cheers for Marybelle!

510
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,136
- Hip, hip...

511
00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:48,603
- Hooray!

512
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:49,404
- Hip, hip...

513
00:15:49,437 --> 00:15:50,471
- Hooray!

514
00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:51,172
- Hip, hip...

515
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:51,806
- Hooray!

516
00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:53,541
- [ laughs ]

517
00:15:53,574 --> 00:15:55,076
- Ah!

518
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,144
- Whoo!

519
00:15:56,177 --> 00:15:57,545
- What are we gonna use for

520
00:15:57,578 --> 00:15:58,213
tracks?

521
00:15:58,246 --> 00:15:58,913
- Belts.

522
00:15:58,946 --> 00:16:00,581
- Hey, Sugar, run to the room

523
00:16:00,615 --> 00:16:02,550
and get all the belts.

524
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,551
[ hands clap ]

525
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:04,685
- We need more room.

526
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:06,087
- All right, men, let's move

527
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:06,754
this sofa back.

528
00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:07,822
- Let's get this out of the

529
00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:08,323
way.

530
00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:09,590
- Somebody help.

531
00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:11,292
There we go.

532
00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:12,327
- Right. Come on.

533
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,162
One, two, three.

534
00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:15,696
- [ laughs ]

535
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:18,333
...Buy this sofa?

536
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:21,302
- Yeah.

537
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:22,603
- Marybelle needs to focus.

538
00:16:22,637 --> 00:16:24,839
Marybelle needs to focus.

539
00:16:24,872 --> 00:16:25,773
[ chuckles ]

540
00:16:25,806 --> 00:16:27,708
- Thank you, baby.

541
00:16:27,742 --> 00:16:28,709
- [ giggles ]

542
00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:30,845
- Okay, Marybelle, the idea of

543
00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:32,780
the game is that you have to

544
00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:35,183
walk on the tracks that we made.

545
00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:37,318
The object is to walk the entire

546
00:16:37,352 --> 00:16:39,320
length of the tracks without

547
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:40,321
falling off.

548
00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:42,490
Your feet have to stay on the

549
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,324
belts.

550
00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:45,860
The floor is hot lava.

551
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:46,661
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

552
00:16:46,694 --> 00:16:47,728
Ohh! Ohh! Hot! Hot!

553
00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:49,330
- But that's so easy.

554
00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:50,731
- Yes, it would be, but you've

555
00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:52,333
got to walk the entire tracks

556
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,268
wearing this blindfold.

557
00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:56,671
- Together: Ohh!

558
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:59,207
- All right.

559
00:16:59,240 --> 00:16:59,740
- Oh!

560
00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:02,743
- [ laughs ]

561
00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:04,779
Careful. Be careful of my hair.

562
00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:06,214
- First we've got to spin her.

563
00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:07,615
- Oh, yeah, yeah, spin her!

564
00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:08,883
Spin her!

565
00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:09,750
- Ready?

566
00:17:09,784 --> 00:17:11,219
- Mm-Hmm.

567
00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:12,220
[ sighs ]

568
00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:13,354
- There she goes.

569
00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:14,689
- [ laughs ]

570
00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:15,523
- Okay, that's good.

571
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,493
That's good.

572
00:17:18,526 --> 00:17:21,296
[ laughter ]

573
00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:22,230
- There we go.

574
00:17:22,263 --> 00:17:23,564
- Okay, I need my feet on the

575
00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:24,232
tracks.

576
00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:25,433
- Let's get the feet on the

577
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,234
tracks here.

578
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,635
- Careful.

579
00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:28,803
- Okay.

580
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:29,437
- Okay.

581
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:30,638
- And then you just walk

582
00:17:30,671 --> 00:17:31,372
forward.

583
00:17:31,406 --> 00:17:32,907
- Here I come.

584
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:33,908
- [ imitates train chugging ]

585
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:36,911
- [ laughs ]

586
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:37,345
- Careful.

587
00:17:37,378 --> 00:17:38,813
- Whoo! Whoo!

588
00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:40,315
- Keep on the tracks!

589
00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:41,516
- Am I on the tracks?

590
00:17:41,549 --> 00:17:43,384
- Yeah, Marybelle.

591
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:44,785
- Somebody's gonna catch me if

592
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:46,387
I fall, right?

593
00:17:46,421 --> 00:17:48,289
- Whoo!

594
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:49,390
- Hold on, Marybelle.

595
00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:49,924
Hold on. Hold on.

596
00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:51,526
Wait one second.

597
00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:52,227
- Oh.

598
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,794
- Okay, now, darling, I want

599
00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:54,195
you --

600
00:17:54,229 --> 00:17:55,530
[ laughter ]

601
00:17:55,563 --> 00:17:57,265
Act like you're in ballet class

602
00:17:57,298 --> 00:17:59,267
and do a plié.

603
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,269
And one...

604
00:18:01,302 --> 00:18:02,670
- What are you guys doing?

605
00:18:02,703 --> 00:18:03,871
- This is part of the

606
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:04,939
coordination test.

607
00:18:04,972 --> 00:18:05,706
It's okay.

608
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,576
- And one...

609
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:12,547
And two -- Yes! --

610
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,881
And three.

611
00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:14,982
- Shake your hips.

612
00:18:15,015 --> 00:18:16,817
- Very graceful.

613
00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:18,953
- [ laughing ] I'm gonna fall.

614
00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:20,821
- Okay, little choo-choo.

615
00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:21,989
Okay, little choo-choo, come on

616
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,458
down the track a little further.

617
00:18:23,491 --> 00:18:24,759
- You're almost done.

618
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,761
- [ imitating train chugging ]

619
00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:28,563
- Whoo! Whoo!

620
00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:29,830
- There you go, Marybelle.

621
00:18:29,864 --> 00:18:30,698
Okay, we need a little --

622
00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:31,866
- Whoo! Whoo!

623
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:34,502
[ laughter ]

624
00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:35,603
- Come on down. Come on down.

625
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:36,904
- Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

626
00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:37,572
- Okay.

627
00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:39,240
- Let me see a couple more

628
00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:40,708
deep knee bends.

629
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:41,376
- Okay.

630
00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:42,743
- Follow the ballet master.

631
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:45,313
- And down.

632
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,581
- [ laughs ]

633
00:18:46,614 --> 00:18:47,982
- Deeper, deeper, deeper.

634
00:18:48,015 --> 00:18:48,683
There you go.

635
00:18:48,716 --> 00:18:49,750
- Oh, my knees are gonna give

636
00:18:49,784 --> 00:18:50,451
out!

637
00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:51,586
- Back up. Back up. Back up.

638
00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:52,453
Back up. Back up.

639
00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:53,153
- Come on, now.

640
00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:55,456
- Now down. Down one more time.

641
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,591
- This is the last one.

642
00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:59,327
- Whoo! Whoo!

643
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,661
- Full head of steam.

644
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:02,029
[ laughter ]

645
00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:06,033
- "Full head" is right.

646
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:07,902
One more thing, one more thing.

647
00:19:07,935 --> 00:19:09,337
Okay, are you ready?

648
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,037
- Mm-Hmm.

649
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:11,739
- On the count of three, you

650
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:13,474
can take off your blindfold.

651
00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:14,642
And...

652
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,277
- Together: One...

653
00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:17,745
Two...

654
00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:19,747
Three!

655
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,615
[ laughter ]

656
00:19:20,648 --> 00:19:21,282
- Yay!

657
00:19:21,316 --> 00:19:24,352
- Beautiful, beautiful job.

658
00:19:24,385 --> 00:19:27,622
[ laughter ]

659
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,291
- You are all assholes!

660
00:19:30,325 --> 00:19:33,961
- Georgia fucking O'Keeffe.

661
00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:36,364
Georgia fucking O'Keeffe.

662
00:19:36,397 --> 00:19:39,667
[ indistinct conversations ]

663
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,801
- Well, perhaps we could

664
00:19:40,835 --> 00:19:42,503
deep-fry a Moon Pie.

665
00:19:42,537 --> 00:19:44,439
- [ groaning ]

666
00:19:44,472 --> 00:19:45,906
- I like the direction you're

667
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,607
heading.

668
00:19:46,641 --> 00:19:48,042
- Well, we could -- We could

669
00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:49,844
deep-fry two Moon Pies...

670
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:51,078
- [ laughs ]

671
00:19:51,111 --> 00:19:52,647
- ...Until they're golden

672
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,348
brown.

673
00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:56,451
And then we could drain them and

674
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,919
spread soft vanilla ice cream in

675
00:19:58,953 --> 00:20:00,588
between them and then dip the

676
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:02,957
whole thing in chocolate and put

677
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,792
it in the freezer.

678
00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:06,594
- I think I'm in love with you.

679
00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:07,662
[ laughter ]

680
00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:10,431
- That sounds delicious.

681
00:20:10,465 --> 00:20:12,933
- Is my brain shrinking?

682
00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,335
Can you tell if my brain is

683
00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:15,035
shrinking?

684
00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:16,103
- Have another drink, Leslie.

685
00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:17,538
- Can you see it through my

686
00:20:17,572 --> 00:20:18,072
eyes?

687
00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:18,873
- Make it a double.

688
00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:19,807
- Is it working?

689
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,108
- Yeah. Double what?

690
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:22,410
- A double -- What are you

691
00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:22,977
drinking?

692
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:23,844
- Here, I'll trade you.

693
00:20:23,878 --> 00:20:27,815
- Okay. Okay.

694
00:20:27,848 --> 00:20:29,484
- It's not my fault.

695
00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:30,951
- I know it's not your fault,

696
00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:32,553
but I want you to apologize

697
00:20:32,587 --> 00:20:33,120
anyway.

698
00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:34,422
- I'm not apologizing.

699
00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:35,823
It was just some having fun.

700
00:20:35,856 --> 00:20:36,991
- Give me a kiss.

701
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:37,825
- No.

702
00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:39,594
- Give me a kiss.

703
00:20:39,627 --> 00:20:42,830
- Have a drink.

704
00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:46,434
[ chuckles ]

705
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:49,637
- Honey?

706
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,639
- I have another game for us to

707
00:20:51,672 --> 00:20:54,909
play.

708
00:20:54,942 --> 00:20:58,112
Max, come to mama.

709
00:20:58,145 --> 00:20:58,646
- Wait a minute.

710
00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:00,581
What kind of a game?

711
00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:02,116
- It's a special kind.

712
00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:03,451
- Is that a recipe tin?

713
00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:04,118
- Mm-hmm.

714
00:21:04,151 --> 00:21:05,653
- What are the recipes?

715
00:21:05,686 --> 00:21:09,990
- Well, they're rather unique.

716
00:21:10,024 --> 00:21:11,459
- This is just a list of

717
00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:12,026
ingredients.

718
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,127
- What does it say?

719
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,128
- "Ice cubes."

720
00:21:14,161 --> 00:21:15,596
I don't understand.

721
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:18,899
You put an ice cube --

722
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:19,600
[ scoffs ]

723
00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:22,470
[ laughter ]

724
00:21:22,503 --> 00:21:25,139
- I didn't see it. What is it?

725
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:27,742
- [ laughs ]

726
00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:29,510
- [ laughs ]

727
00:21:29,544 --> 00:21:30,545
[ laughter ]

728
00:21:30,578 --> 00:21:31,612
- You might be missing

729
00:21:31,646 --> 00:21:32,179
something.

730
00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:33,147
- Holy shit, holy shit.

731
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,415
I just realized something.

732
00:21:34,449 --> 00:21:36,551
[ stifled laughter ]

733
00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:39,954
I just realized this.

734
00:21:39,987 --> 00:21:42,790
"Casserole" has the word

735
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,892
"ass" in it.

736
00:21:44,925 --> 00:21:46,894
[ laughter ]

737
00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:48,929
It does!

738
00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:51,499
Sound it out. It does.

739
00:21:51,532 --> 00:21:52,166
- All right.

740
00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:53,167
- All right, forgive me,

741
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,902
people.

742
00:21:54,935 --> 00:21:57,037
But I'm gonna be honest.

743
00:21:57,071 --> 00:21:59,173
I am capital-"H" horny.

744
00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:01,509
- Oh, darling, that is not

745
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:02,109
news.

746
00:22:02,142 --> 00:22:04,211
- No news at all, Burt.

747
00:22:04,244 --> 00:22:05,913
- I can't say "horny" 'cause it

748
00:22:05,946 --> 00:22:07,047
reminds me of zebras.

749
00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:08,516
- Zebras don't have horns.

750
00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:10,651
- But they should.

751
00:22:10,685 --> 00:22:11,719
- With the stripes?

752
00:22:11,752 --> 00:22:13,187
- Jerome, read another one of

753
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:13,854
those cards.

754
00:22:13,888 --> 00:22:15,523
- Horn stripe.

755
00:22:15,556 --> 00:22:16,657
- Horn stripe?

756
00:22:16,691 --> 00:22:20,795
- Aww, this is so precious.

757
00:22:20,828 --> 00:22:21,996
Get your waders out, boys.

758
00:22:22,029 --> 00:22:23,831
All this one says is, "Turn to

759
00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,800
the person on your left and tell

760
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,568
them one thing you like about

761
00:22:27,602 --> 00:22:29,136
them" -- And in parentheses,

762
00:22:29,169 --> 00:22:31,572
"physical."

763
00:22:31,606 --> 00:22:34,542
- Sugar, you have a beautiful

764
00:22:34,575 --> 00:22:35,476
mouth.

765
00:22:35,510 --> 00:22:37,678
It is a chasm of beauty, and I

766
00:22:37,712 --> 00:22:39,747
should know 'cause I want to

767
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:40,881
spelunk into it.

768
00:22:40,915 --> 00:22:44,552
[ laughter ]

769
00:22:44,585 --> 00:22:46,086
- Thank you, Leslie.

770
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,722
- No, I don't -- Let's not do

771
00:22:47,755 --> 00:22:48,388
this one.

772
00:22:48,422 --> 00:22:49,824
I don't want to do this one.

773
00:22:49,857 --> 00:22:50,958
- No, no, no, no, no.

774
00:22:50,991 --> 00:22:51,659
Quiet.

775
00:22:51,692 --> 00:22:52,827
- Sugar, we'll just try, and

776
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:53,561
then we'll --

777
00:22:53,594 --> 00:22:56,030
- Shh. Quiet.

778
00:22:56,063 --> 00:22:58,833
I am about to turn my head to

779
00:22:58,866 --> 00:22:59,967
the left.

780
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,839
- ♪ Da da da

781
00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:10,711
- Max Beedum, you are gorgeous.

782
00:23:10,745 --> 00:23:12,713
And every woman in this room

783
00:23:12,747 --> 00:23:14,014
thinks so, too.

784
00:23:14,048 --> 00:23:15,115
- Sugar!

785
00:23:15,149 --> 00:23:16,717
- Hey, that's my husband.

786
00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:17,417
[ laughter ]

787
00:23:17,451 --> 00:23:18,853
- I thought we were gonna say

788
00:23:18,886 --> 00:23:19,587
it and move on.

789
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:20,254
- Okay, Max.

790
00:23:20,287 --> 00:23:22,890
- Connie, don't be jealous.

791
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:23,658
- Kitty.

792
00:23:23,691 --> 00:23:25,726
- Yes?

793
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,995
- I think...

794
00:23:28,028 --> 00:23:29,730
You have great tits.

795
00:23:29,764 --> 00:23:30,531
- Watch it.

796
00:23:30,565 --> 00:23:31,198
[ laughter ]

797
00:23:31,231 --> 00:23:32,600
- I'm with you all the way,

798
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:33,000
buddy!

799
00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:34,735
[ laughs ]

800
00:23:34,769 --> 00:23:35,736
- Well, she does.

801
00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:37,672
- Kitty. Go.

802
00:23:37,705 --> 00:23:38,539
- Okay!

803
00:23:38,573 --> 00:23:40,641
I'm going, bossy.

804
00:23:40,675 --> 00:23:41,742
[ sighs ]

805
00:23:41,776 --> 00:23:46,146
Connie...

806
00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:48,883
Your eyes...

807
00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:50,050
I seriously cannot look into

808
00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:51,185
your eyes for too long because

809
00:23:51,218 --> 00:23:54,088
if I do, I just want to jump on

810
00:23:54,121 --> 00:23:55,289
you and take you on a Kitty

811
00:23:55,322 --> 00:23:56,290
vacation.

812
00:23:56,323 --> 00:23:57,558
[ laughter ]

813
00:23:57,592 --> 00:24:00,294
- Down, Kitty, down.

814
00:24:00,327 --> 00:24:01,629
- Meow!

815
00:24:01,662 --> 00:24:03,564
[ laughs ]

816
00:24:03,598 --> 00:24:05,800
- Okay. Me.

817
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:06,934
[ clears throat ]

818
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:07,935
Marybelle.

819
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,069
- Watch it now.

820
00:24:09,103 --> 00:24:11,972
- Hear, hear.

821
00:24:12,006 --> 00:24:13,207
- Hmm.

822
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,175
To put it simply, I love your

823
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:16,310
ass.

824
00:24:16,343 --> 00:24:18,112
I love every slope and curve

825
00:24:18,145 --> 00:24:19,780
of your bottom.

826
00:24:19,814 --> 00:24:21,348
I love spending time with you,

827
00:24:21,381 --> 00:24:23,050
but watching you walk away is

828
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:24,852
one of the supreme pleasures of

829
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:25,552
my life.

830
00:24:25,586 --> 00:24:27,054
If I could, I would eat every

831
00:24:27,087 --> 00:24:28,656
meal off of your rump.

832
00:24:28,689 --> 00:24:30,224
I want to make a mold of your

833
00:24:30,257 --> 00:24:32,192
rear end so I can hang it on the

834
00:24:32,226 --> 00:24:33,994
wall next to my bed so I can

835
00:24:34,028 --> 00:24:35,796
spend every night staring at

836
00:24:35,830 --> 00:24:36,363
your ass.

837
00:24:36,396 --> 00:24:37,331
- Conrad.

838
00:24:37,364 --> 00:24:38,733
- That's enough, now.

839
00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:39,433
- Enough.

840
00:24:39,466 --> 00:24:42,670
- Now, Sugar, don't be jealous.

841
00:24:42,703 --> 00:24:43,137
- Stop.

842
00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:46,273
- Thank you.

843
00:24:46,306 --> 00:24:47,341
- Sterling.

844
00:24:47,374 --> 00:24:50,144
- Yes?

845
00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:55,215
- I think...You have...

846
00:24:55,249 --> 00:24:57,818
Very strong-looking hands.

847
00:24:57,852 --> 00:24:58,385
- [ chuckles ]

848
00:24:58,418 --> 00:24:59,820
- Aww.

849
00:24:59,854 --> 00:25:01,355
[ laughter ]

850
00:25:01,388 --> 00:25:03,023
- [ laughing ] Thanks, I think.

851
00:25:03,057 --> 00:25:06,126
[ both laugh ]

852
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,829
- Florene...

853
00:25:08,863 --> 00:25:10,230
- Yes, my dear?

854
00:25:10,264 --> 00:25:11,231
- [ laughs ]

855
00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:14,101
You give me some goose pimples.

856
00:25:14,134 --> 00:25:15,870
- Is that all?

857
00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:18,372
- And you smell really nice.

858
00:25:18,405 --> 00:25:22,176
- It's Estée...Lauder.

859
00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:25,379
[ both laugh ]

860
00:25:25,412 --> 00:25:27,014
But you already know that.

861
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,282
- Oh, wait a minute.

862
00:25:28,315 --> 00:25:29,383
That's not fair.

863
00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:30,384
They're married.

864
00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:31,118
- Yeah!

865
00:25:31,151 --> 00:25:31,986
- [ laughs ]

866
00:25:32,019 --> 00:25:32,853
- Naughty boy.

867
00:25:32,887 --> 00:25:33,420
- Oh, go to him.

868
00:25:33,453 --> 00:25:34,855
- Oh. Okay, Leslie...

869
00:25:34,889 --> 00:25:35,322
- Mm-Hmm.

870
00:25:35,355 --> 00:25:37,191
- Um...

871
00:25:37,224 --> 00:25:38,425
I'm proud to call you my friend.

872
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:38,959
- Ohh.

873
00:25:38,993 --> 00:25:40,027
- Isn't that sweet?

874
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:40,861
- That's nice.

875
00:25:40,895 --> 00:25:41,561
- Boring.

876
00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:42,863
- That's not physical at all.

877
00:25:42,897 --> 00:25:43,497
Thank you.

878
00:25:43,530 --> 00:25:44,732
- Oh, it's not physical.

879
00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:47,134
Uh...

880
00:25:47,167 --> 00:25:49,003
Oh, you're -- I always thought

881
00:25:49,036 --> 00:25:50,337
you had great eyebrows.

882
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,906
- Mr. Burt, thank you.

883
00:25:51,939 --> 00:25:53,273
That -- Thank you for that

884
00:25:53,307 --> 00:25:53,908
compliment.

885
00:25:53,941 --> 00:25:54,608
I'm stirred.

886
00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:56,744
- So, we've made the rounds.

887
00:25:56,777 --> 00:25:57,444
Onto the next card.

888
00:25:57,477 --> 00:25:59,013
- I don't think we need to play

889
00:25:59,046 --> 00:25:59,680
anymore.

890
00:25:59,714 --> 00:26:00,881
- No, we can't stop in the

891
00:26:00,915 --> 00:26:01,548
middle.

892
00:26:01,581 --> 00:26:02,449
- I don't understand these

893
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:03,117
games.

894
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,284
I mean, how do we know who's

895
00:26:04,318 --> 00:26:05,419
winning and who's losing?

896
00:26:05,452 --> 00:26:06,754
- I don't have a fucking clue.

897
00:26:06,787 --> 00:26:07,755
- That's not the point,

898
00:26:07,788 --> 00:26:08,288
darling.

899
00:26:08,322 --> 00:26:08,856
- This one's good.

900
00:26:08,889 --> 00:26:10,424
I really like this one.

901
00:26:10,457 --> 00:26:11,826
It'll be fun.

902
00:26:11,859 --> 00:26:13,894
"Lay on the ground with your

903
00:26:13,928 --> 00:26:15,830
heads touching and let your

904
00:26:15,863 --> 00:26:21,335
brains synchronize.

905
00:26:21,368 --> 00:26:22,302
- [ whistles ]

906
00:26:22,336 --> 00:26:26,106
- [ humming ]

907
00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:28,042
- Um...

908
00:26:28,075 --> 00:26:29,043
[ chuckles ]

909
00:26:29,076 --> 00:26:31,211
Maybe we should try another one.

910
00:26:31,245 --> 00:26:32,312
- Yeah.

911
00:26:32,346 --> 00:26:34,815
[ laughter ]

912
00:26:44,859 --> 00:26:46,360
- Well, then, is everybody

913
00:26:46,393 --> 00:26:48,195
ready for another game?

914
00:26:48,228 --> 00:26:49,730
- Angel...

915
00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:52,066
- Sterling, how about this one?

916
00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:54,201
- "Grab each other and start

917
00:26:54,234 --> 00:26:54,769
swinging."

918
00:26:54,802 --> 00:26:56,070
- How do we do that?

919
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:56,937
- Oh, oh, I know.

920
00:26:56,971 --> 00:26:57,504
I know. I know.

921
00:26:57,537 --> 00:26:59,239
Connie, come here a sec.

922
00:26:59,273 --> 00:27:00,474
Grab your arms like this.

923
00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:02,109
- Oh, we used to do this

924
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:03,077
when we were kids!

925
00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:03,610
It's fun!

926
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:05,345
- Kitty, come here.

927
00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:06,480
Come on. Sit down.

928
00:27:06,513 --> 00:27:07,347
Okay. Ready?

929
00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:08,348
Now start swinging.

930
00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:09,483
[ grunts ]

931
00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:11,085
I think -- I think --

932
00:27:11,118 --> 00:27:12,486
[ laughter ]

933
00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:14,254
- Oh, I want to do it.

934
00:27:14,288 --> 00:27:15,956
- [ laughing ] Four...

935
00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:17,892
And five...

936
00:27:17,925 --> 00:27:19,359
And six...

937
00:27:19,393 --> 00:27:22,029
[ laughter ]

938
00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:24,231
- Now we let her go in two.

939
00:27:24,264 --> 00:27:25,766
- Oh!

940
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,302
- Whoo!

941
00:27:28,335 --> 00:27:29,103
Jeepers.

942
00:27:29,136 --> 00:27:29,669
[ chuckles ]

943
00:27:29,703 --> 00:27:32,006
- Holy mother of kiss.

944
00:27:32,039 --> 00:27:33,307
- That's my gal.

945
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,977
- Mama wants to swim!

946
00:27:37,011 --> 00:27:40,014
- Daddy wants to swim.

947
00:27:40,047 --> 00:27:45,119
- Come on, boys.

948
00:27:45,152 --> 00:27:49,023
What are you waiting for?

949
00:27:49,056 --> 00:27:51,025
- [ giggling ]

950
00:27:55,495 --> 00:27:57,264
- Let's play Marco Polo.

951
00:27:57,297 --> 00:27:59,133
[ chuckles ]

952
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:01,401
- Is this real? I guess...

953
00:28:07,507 --> 00:28:12,179
- [ squeals ]

954
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:14,581
- You do have a great ass.

955
00:28:14,614 --> 00:28:16,150
[ hand slaps ]

956
00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:17,818
- Connie.

957
00:28:17,852 --> 00:28:19,820
Thanks.

958
00:28:33,968 --> 00:28:38,305
[ silverware clinking ]

959
00:28:38,338 --> 00:28:40,574
- [ chuckles ]

960
00:28:40,607 --> 00:28:43,043
- I love Jello.

961
00:28:43,077 --> 00:28:47,047
- Oh, I like it, too.

962
00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:49,483
[ chuckling ]

963
00:29:06,366 --> 00:29:08,468
[ chuckles ]

964
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,076
[ chuckles ]

965
00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:27,221
[ chuckles ]

966
00:29:45,139 --> 00:29:47,107
[ both moaning ]

967
00:29:51,345 --> 00:29:53,413
[ moaning continues ]

968
00:30:01,221 --> 00:30:03,423
[ moaning continues ]

969
00:30:09,296 --> 00:30:12,466
- [ moaning ]

970
00:30:12,499 --> 00:30:14,568
[ both grunting ]

971
00:30:20,474 --> 00:30:22,909
- [ moaning ]

972
00:30:48,535 --> 00:30:51,338
[ birds chirping ]

973
00:31:23,503 --> 00:31:26,106
- [ gasps ]

974
00:31:55,269 --> 00:31:58,538
[ door closes ]

975
00:31:58,572 --> 00:32:02,509
- [ groans lightly ]

976
00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:04,678
Mm.

977
00:32:09,316 --> 00:32:12,652
Connie?

978
00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:16,290
Mm.

979
00:32:16,323 --> 00:32:18,425
[ exhales sharply ]

980
00:32:21,595 --> 00:32:24,164
What time is it?

981
00:33:05,739 --> 00:33:09,576
Where are you going, Connie?

982
00:33:09,609 --> 00:33:11,845
- To the club.

983
00:33:15,649 --> 00:33:17,384
- I hadn't realized you had a

984
00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:19,853
game today.

985
00:33:38,772 --> 00:33:40,607
Connie, come here.

986
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,342
I have something I could show

987
00:33:42,376 --> 00:33:44,478
you.

988
00:33:53,253 --> 00:33:55,389
- I've already seen it.

989
00:34:09,803 --> 00:34:11,505
- [ sniffles ]

990
00:34:11,538 --> 00:34:13,840
- I'll be back before dinner.

991
00:34:18,712 --> 00:34:21,181
- Well, have a nice time!

992
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,722
[ keys jangling ]

993
00:34:28,755 --> 00:34:30,824
- Good morning.

994
00:34:30,857 --> 00:34:32,392
- I squeezed you some fresh

995
00:34:32,426 --> 00:34:35,695
orange juice.

996
00:34:35,729 --> 00:34:36,663
- Thank you.

997
00:34:36,696 --> 00:34:39,165
- You're welcome.

998
00:34:47,441 --> 00:34:48,742
- I'm going to the country

999
00:34:48,775 --> 00:34:50,677
club to play a round of golf

1000
00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:51,845
with Leslie and Connie.

1001
00:34:51,878 --> 00:34:53,280
- Okay.

1002
00:34:53,313 --> 00:34:54,481
Uh, what time will you be home

1003
00:34:54,514 --> 00:34:55,682
for supper?

1004
00:34:55,715 --> 00:34:58,285
- I'm not sure. It depends.

1005
00:34:58,318 --> 00:34:58,952
- Okay.

1006
00:34:58,985 --> 00:35:00,554
Well, just take your time.

1007
00:35:00,587 --> 00:35:02,956
[ giggles ]

1008
00:35:02,989 --> 00:35:03,957
Would you like me to make

1009
00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:06,893
anything specific?

1010
00:35:06,926 --> 00:35:08,995
Uh...

1011
00:35:09,028 --> 00:35:11,431
Whatever you'd like.

1012
00:35:11,465 --> 00:35:12,432
- How about chicken?

1013
00:35:12,466 --> 00:35:14,368
I can use Marybelle's recipe.

1014
00:35:14,401 --> 00:35:15,569
You seem to enjoy that.

1015
00:35:15,602 --> 00:35:17,637
- Sure, if it isn't any

1016
00:35:17,671 --> 00:35:18,338
trouble.

1017
00:35:18,372 --> 00:35:19,839
- [ laughing ] No, no trouble

1018
00:35:19,873 --> 00:35:25,445
at all.

1019
00:35:25,479 --> 00:35:26,646
- Bye, dear.

1020
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,582
- Bye.

1021
00:35:28,615 --> 00:35:30,917
[ egg beaters whirring ]

1022
00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:47,867
- Morning, Les.

1023
00:35:47,901 --> 00:35:49,936
- Quite the party last night.

1024
00:35:49,969 --> 00:35:51,471
Hope the other golfers don't

1025
00:35:51,505 --> 00:35:52,038
stare.

1026
00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:53,873
You know they'll know.

1027
00:35:53,907 --> 00:35:55,041
- Jesus.

1028
00:35:55,074 --> 00:35:56,643
Look at that broad.

1029
00:35:56,676 --> 00:36:00,414
[ dog barking ]

1030
00:36:00,447 --> 00:36:02,749
Oh, sterling, you got it lucky.

1031
00:36:02,782 --> 00:36:04,050
- Lucky?

1032
00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,785
- Sure, you got a wife with

1033
00:36:05,819 --> 00:36:07,654
great tits, lets you do whatever

1034
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:08,822
you want.

1035
00:36:08,855 --> 00:36:10,657
Sounds like heaven to me.

1036
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:11,625
- She's -- No.

1037
00:36:11,658 --> 00:36:13,360
- Poor old les has a wife built

1038
00:36:13,393 --> 00:36:14,828
like a man, and I'm tied up to a

1039
00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:15,529
cadaver.

1040
00:36:15,562 --> 00:36:17,897
I can't help it if I'm horny.

1041
00:36:17,931 --> 00:36:19,366
I'm a man.

1042
00:36:19,399 --> 00:36:21,635
I mean, our job is to be horny,

1043
00:36:21,668 --> 00:36:22,436
right?

1044
00:36:22,469 --> 00:36:23,503
[ laughing ] Right?

1045
00:36:23,537 --> 00:36:24,037
- Sure.

1046
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:25,038
- Right, les?

1047
00:36:25,071 --> 00:36:26,640
- I'll get back to you on that.

1048
00:36:26,673 --> 00:36:28,775
- Yeah. No big deal.

1049
00:36:28,808 --> 00:36:29,976
No big deal.

1050
00:36:30,009 --> 00:36:31,711
[ engine turns over ]

1051
00:36:36,082 --> 00:36:38,518
[ telephone rings ]

1052
00:36:38,552 --> 00:36:39,218
- Hello?

1053
00:36:39,252 --> 00:36:41,388
- Oh, Max, thank God it's you.

1054
00:36:41,421 --> 00:36:42,389
It's Sugar.

1055
00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:44,524
Listen, I just really wanted to

1056
00:36:44,558 --> 00:36:46,326
apologize for last night.

1057
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:46,993
I feel --

1058
00:36:47,026 --> 00:36:50,464
- Don't worry.

1059
00:36:50,497 --> 00:36:51,831
You were a tigress last night.

1060
00:36:51,865 --> 00:36:55,068
- Oh, Max.

1061
00:36:55,101 --> 00:36:55,735
- Hello?

1062
00:36:55,769 --> 00:36:56,870
- I got it.

1063
00:36:56,903 --> 00:36:58,071
- Hi, Marybelle.

1064
00:36:58,104 --> 00:36:58,872
- Sugar?

1065
00:36:58,905 --> 00:37:00,106
- It's me, Sugar.

1066
00:37:00,139 --> 00:37:02,842
- I'll let you two gals talk.

1067
00:37:02,876 --> 00:37:04,077
- What is it, Sugar?

1068
00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:06,413
- Um, I just wanted to let you

1069
00:37:06,446 --> 00:37:08,415
know that I washed and dried

1070
00:37:08,448 --> 00:37:10,417
your casserole dish and it's

1071
00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:12,552
ready for you anytime you'd like

1072
00:37:12,586 --> 00:37:13,953
to pick it up, okay?

1073
00:37:13,987 --> 00:37:16,723
- Oh.

1074
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,091
Thank you.

1075
00:37:18,124 --> 00:37:19,626
- Okay, I've got to run now,

1076
00:37:19,659 --> 00:37:20,093
all right?

1077
00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:21,961
Okay. Bye.

1078
00:37:21,995 --> 00:37:24,097
[ dial tone ]

1079
00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:26,433
[ door creaks ]

1080
00:37:32,539 --> 00:37:34,908
[ unzipping ]

1081
00:39:24,584 --> 00:39:28,955
[ grunts lightly ]

1082
00:39:28,988 --> 00:39:31,591
[ exhales heavily ]

1083
00:39:45,805 --> 00:39:48,174
[ breathing heavily ]

1084
00:40:17,571 --> 00:40:19,806
[ blood dripping ]

1085
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:30,149
- I'm going to bed now.

1086
00:40:30,183 --> 00:40:31,551
- I've got some more reading

1087
00:40:31,585 --> 00:40:36,956
to do.

1088
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:38,024
- Good night.

1089
00:40:38,057 --> 00:40:42,662
- Night.

1090
00:40:42,696 --> 00:40:44,063
[ sighs ]

1091
00:40:44,097 --> 00:40:46,532
[ crickets chirping ]

1092
00:41:15,629 --> 00:41:17,597
[ exhales heavily ]

1093
00:41:18,832 --> 00:41:19,332
- [ growls ]

1094
00:41:19,365 --> 00:41:21,601
- Mmm.

1095
00:41:21,635 --> 00:41:23,202
Last night was really good.

1096
00:41:23,236 --> 00:41:24,804
We should -- We should do that

1097
00:41:24,838 --> 00:41:25,504
more often.

1098
00:41:25,538 --> 00:41:26,940
- Yeah, well, our friends are

1099
00:41:26,973 --> 00:41:27,641
so uptight.

1100
00:41:27,674 --> 00:41:29,075
I mean, it's never taken that

1101
00:41:29,108 --> 00:41:30,376
long to get a group in the...

1102
00:41:30,409 --> 00:41:31,945
- Oh, they're a bunch of

1103
00:41:31,978 --> 00:41:32,679
catholics.

1104
00:41:32,712 --> 00:41:33,279
- Or worse.

1105
00:41:33,312 --> 00:41:34,213
- Republicans?

1106
00:41:34,247 --> 00:41:38,952
[ both laugh ]

1107
00:41:38,985 --> 00:41:40,086
- See, now, that's why I

1108
00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:40,620
married you.

1109
00:41:40,654 --> 00:41:41,821
- Did you see that

1110
00:41:41,855 --> 00:41:43,623
Kitty Bloom's tits?

1111
00:41:43,657 --> 00:41:45,959
- Oh, now, pussy cat.

1112
00:41:45,992 --> 00:41:47,961
Now, these -- These are tits

1113
00:41:47,994 --> 00:41:49,028
right here.

1114
00:41:49,062 --> 00:41:50,997
- You are a little rascal.

1115
00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,098
- Yes, I am.

1116
00:41:52,131 --> 00:41:53,833
- You hungry?

1117
00:41:53,867 --> 00:41:54,901
- I'm hungry.

1118
00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:56,402
- I'll make your favorite for

1119
00:41:56,435 --> 00:41:57,370
dinner tonight.

1120
00:41:57,403 --> 00:42:01,240
- Green beans and ham?

1121
00:42:01,274 --> 00:42:03,843
- Green bean Florene.

1122
00:42:03,877 --> 00:42:06,112
- [ smooching ]

1123
00:42:06,145 --> 00:42:10,383
♪ If you suck my peter

1124
00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:11,985
- [ laughs ]

1125
00:42:12,018 --> 00:42:14,721
- ♪ You ain't gonna be no

1126
00:42:14,754 --> 00:42:16,022
cheater ♪

1127
00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:21,127
♪ Because I'm about respect

1128
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,028
Mmm.

1129
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:23,930
- Come here.

1130
00:42:23,963 --> 00:42:25,064
I love you.

1131
00:42:25,098 --> 00:42:27,066
- Ooh.

1132
00:42:28,802 --> 00:42:30,737
[ birds chirping ]

1133
00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:32,405
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum

1134
00:42:32,438 --> 00:42:34,140
♪ Bum bum bum bum

1135
00:42:34,173 --> 00:42:36,142
♪ Bum bum bum b-b-b-bum

1136
00:42:36,175 --> 00:42:37,010
♪ Bum bum bum

1137
00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:39,879
- ♪ Ooh

1138
00:42:39,913 --> 00:42:42,015
♪ Change in you

1139
00:42:42,048 --> 00:42:43,282
- ♪ Bum bum bum b-b-b-bum

1140
00:42:43,316 --> 00:42:44,150
♪ Bum bum bum

1141
00:42:44,183 --> 00:42:46,886
- ♪ Ooh

1142
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,888
♪ Change in you

1143
00:42:48,922 --> 00:42:50,289
- ♪ Bum bum bum b-b-b-bum

1144
00:42:50,323 --> 00:42:54,427
- ♪ There's a change in you

1145
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,895
- ♪ Change in you

1146
00:42:55,929 --> 00:42:57,897
- ♪ I know, baby

1147
00:42:57,931 --> 00:43:02,969
♪ There's a change in you

1148
00:43:03,002 --> 00:43:07,040
- It's pigs.

1149
00:43:07,073 --> 00:43:08,341
On a cloud.

1150
00:43:08,374 --> 00:43:10,777
- It looks like Stonehenge.

1151
00:43:10,810 --> 00:43:13,112
- It's...very interesting,

1152
00:43:13,146 --> 00:43:15,782
Kitty.

1153
00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:19,052
I mean -- [ chuckles ]

1154
00:43:19,085 --> 00:43:21,054
Are we meant to use the little

1155
00:43:21,087 --> 00:43:26,325
wieners as utensils?

1156
00:43:26,359 --> 00:43:28,227
- Jesus, the tension in here is

1157
00:43:28,261 --> 00:43:29,796
as thick as Nixon.

1158
00:43:29,829 --> 00:43:30,797
- We don't have to talk

1159
00:43:30,830 --> 00:43:31,197
about it.

1160
00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:31,898
- Come on.

1161
00:43:31,931 --> 00:43:32,932
We can't even look at each other

1162
00:43:32,966 --> 00:43:33,366
in the eye.

1163
00:43:33,399 --> 00:43:34,934
It's ridiculous.

1164
00:43:34,968 --> 00:43:36,202
It was just sex.

1165
00:43:36,235 --> 00:43:39,939
- I'm not a sex person.

1166
00:43:39,973 --> 00:43:41,474
- I think what we need to do is

1167
00:43:41,507 --> 00:43:43,076
just all have another party,

1168
00:43:43,109 --> 00:43:44,477
have a few drinks, some nice

1169
00:43:44,510 --> 00:43:45,411
hors d'oeuvres --

1170
00:43:45,444 --> 00:43:46,813
- Are you insane?

1171
00:43:46,846 --> 00:43:47,513
- I don't know.

1172
00:43:47,546 --> 00:43:48,982
- Either that, or we turn into

1173
00:43:49,015 --> 00:43:50,249
bitter, dried-up old prunes.

1174
00:43:50,283 --> 00:43:51,818
- What we did was not normal.

1175
00:43:51,851 --> 00:43:53,086
- What we did was get bombed.

1176
00:43:53,119 --> 00:43:54,754
- Jerome is right.

1177
00:43:54,788 --> 00:43:56,355
We just drank a little too much,

1178
00:43:56,389 --> 00:43:57,056
is all.

1179
00:43:57,090 --> 00:43:58,224
- Oh, right, blame it on the

1180
00:43:58,257 --> 00:43:58,892
liquor.

1181
00:43:58,925 --> 00:44:00,426
- You know what they say --

1182
00:44:00,459 --> 00:44:01,961
What happens when you're drunk

1183
00:44:01,995 --> 00:44:02,628
doesn't count.

1184
00:44:02,661 --> 00:44:04,097
- Well, we were much better

1185
00:44:04,130 --> 00:44:05,498
off before we made it a contest.

1186
00:44:05,531 --> 00:44:07,100
- We just trampled all over our

1187
00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:07,633
vows.

1188
00:44:07,666 --> 00:44:08,501
- Come on. Grow up.

1189
00:44:08,534 --> 00:44:09,302
- We're animals.

1190
00:44:09,335 --> 00:44:11,838
Get used to it.

1191
00:44:11,871 --> 00:44:13,272
There will be no more dissenting

1192
00:44:13,306 --> 00:44:14,440
voices.

1193
00:44:14,473 --> 00:44:16,109
We're a club, and we stick

1194
00:44:16,142 --> 00:44:17,977
together no matter what, right,

1195
00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:18,677
girls?

1196
00:44:18,711 --> 00:44:20,246
- I think what we need to do is

1197
00:44:20,279 --> 00:44:22,115
just follow the example of the

1198
00:44:22,148 --> 00:44:23,917
hippies and have a group hug or

1199
00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:25,251
hold hands or something.

1200
00:44:25,284 --> 00:44:27,386
- Perfect.

1201
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:29,388
[ clears throat ]

1202
00:44:29,422 --> 00:44:31,124
- Maybe we can all burn our

1203
00:44:31,157 --> 00:44:31,524
bras.

1204
00:44:31,557 --> 00:44:33,759
[ laughter ]

1205
00:45:51,237 --> 00:45:52,605
- [ clears throat ]

1206
00:45:52,638 --> 00:45:55,341
Well, what, uh, dishes are we

1207
00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:56,275
voting on tonight?

1208
00:45:56,309 --> 00:45:58,945
- [ chuckles ]

1209
00:45:58,978 --> 00:46:02,481
- Oh, well, um...

1210
00:46:02,515 --> 00:46:07,653
Kitty made some pigs on a cloud.

1211
00:46:07,686 --> 00:46:10,223
Uh, Marybelle made cheesy

1212
00:46:10,256 --> 00:46:11,357
italian.

1213
00:46:11,390 --> 00:46:15,261
Jerome -- Her cheese enchiladas.

1214
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:15,962
- Ooh.

1215
00:46:15,995 --> 00:46:20,133
- I made Maximum crab crunch.

1216
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:22,235
Florene --

1217
00:46:22,268 --> 00:46:23,569
I'm sorry.

1218
00:46:23,602 --> 00:46:25,438
I cannot remember what it is

1219
00:46:25,471 --> 00:46:27,106
you made.

1220
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:29,108
- I didn't make a casserole.

1221
00:46:29,142 --> 00:46:30,643
- But I thought that we were

1222
00:46:30,676 --> 00:46:32,245
all going to make casseroles

1223
00:46:32,278 --> 00:46:32,811
tonight.

1224
00:46:32,845 --> 00:46:37,917
- I made an appetizer.

1225
00:46:37,951 --> 00:46:40,053
- Cookies as an appetizer?

1226
00:46:40,086 --> 00:46:40,987
Oh, I love you.

1227
00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:41,988
[ light laughter ]

1228
00:46:42,021 --> 00:46:43,256
- Darling.

1229
00:46:43,289 --> 00:46:46,392
- Thank you.

1230
00:46:46,425 --> 00:46:49,128
- I call them identity bars.

1231
00:46:49,162 --> 00:46:50,396
- Identity bars?

1232
00:46:50,429 --> 00:46:51,430
- They're delicious.

1233
00:46:51,464 --> 00:46:52,999
- Is it a cookie?

1234
00:46:53,032 --> 00:46:54,133
Is it a cake?

1235
00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,701
Is it a bar?

1236
00:46:55,734 --> 00:46:56,269
Which is it?

1237
00:46:56,302 --> 00:46:57,670
- Mmm, yummy, yummy.

1238
00:46:57,703 --> 00:46:58,604
- How exotic.

1239
00:46:58,637 --> 00:47:01,040
Is that ginger that I taste?

1240
00:47:01,074 --> 00:47:02,675
- Mmm.

1241
00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:04,410
- Mmm.

1242
00:47:04,443 --> 00:47:05,544
Creamy.

1243
00:47:05,578 --> 00:47:08,281
- Max, you have a crumb on your

1244
00:47:08,314 --> 00:47:10,549
chin.

1245
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,185
- Tell me -- Did you get the

1246
00:47:12,218 --> 00:47:13,953
recipe off the side of the eagle

1247
00:47:13,987 --> 00:47:15,421
brand sweetened condensed milk

1248
00:47:15,454 --> 00:47:16,122
can?

1249
00:47:16,155 --> 00:47:18,157
- I did, but I also added a few

1250
00:47:18,191 --> 00:47:19,425
personal touches.

1251
00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:20,693
- Sure, sure, who doesn't

1252
00:47:20,726 --> 00:47:21,560
doctor a recipe?

1253
00:47:21,594 --> 00:47:22,728
Got to make it your own.

1254
00:47:22,761 --> 00:47:24,163
- Mmm.

1255
00:47:24,197 --> 00:47:32,071
Mm-Hmm.

1256
00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:33,172
- Here you go.

1257
00:47:33,206 --> 00:47:34,040
[ laughs ]

1258
00:47:34,073 --> 00:47:35,041
- I didn't get a...

1259
00:47:35,074 --> 00:47:36,309
- Mmm, they taste really good

1260
00:47:36,342 --> 00:47:37,310
with whiskey.

1261
00:47:37,343 --> 00:47:41,047
- These bars look fantastic.

1262
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,515
I'm actually ready to vote right

1263
00:47:42,548 --> 00:47:44,583
now -- Best dish of the night.

1264
00:47:44,617 --> 00:47:45,318
- [ squeals ]

1265
00:47:45,351 --> 00:47:47,586
[ both laugh ]

1266
00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:49,588
- Why do my eyebrows feel like

1267
00:47:49,622 --> 00:47:51,124
they're falling away?

1268
00:47:51,157 --> 00:47:54,627
- Florene...

1269
00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:55,661
These bars wouldn't have

1270
00:47:55,694 --> 00:47:57,096
anything to do with space, would

1271
00:47:57,130 --> 00:47:57,796
they?

1272
00:47:57,830 --> 00:47:59,198
- Max, are my eyebrows still

1273
00:47:59,232 --> 00:47:59,832
there?

1274
00:47:59,865 --> 00:48:01,600
- I made them in honor of

1275
00:48:01,634 --> 00:48:03,769
Apollo 11.

1276
00:48:03,802 --> 00:48:05,738
- I love you, Alice B. Toklas.

1277
00:48:05,771 --> 00:48:10,076
- Honey, my hairs are high.

1278
00:48:10,109 --> 00:48:10,776
- Whoa!

1279
00:48:10,809 --> 00:48:12,345
- [ laughing ] Oh, shit, shit,

1280
00:48:12,378 --> 00:48:13,679
shit.

1281
00:48:13,712 --> 00:48:15,214
Oh, shit.

1282
00:48:15,248 --> 00:48:19,785
[ both laugh ]

1283
00:48:19,818 --> 00:48:21,354
- [ exhales heavily ]

1284
00:48:21,387 --> 00:48:22,655
- Oh, come here, baby.

1285
00:48:22,688 --> 00:48:25,091
- I'm gonna taste like vodka

1286
00:48:25,124 --> 00:48:26,225
now.

1287
00:48:26,259 --> 00:48:28,427
- Ooh, look at me!

1288
00:48:28,461 --> 00:48:31,497
I'm a dancing tree.

1289
00:48:31,530 --> 00:48:33,532
[ laughs ]

1290
00:48:35,801 --> 00:48:37,503
- En garde!

1291
00:48:37,536 --> 00:48:41,240
[ laughter ]

1292
00:48:41,274 --> 00:48:42,241
Take that!

1293
00:48:42,275 --> 00:48:43,109
Take that!

1294
00:48:43,142 --> 00:48:44,510
Take that!

1295
00:48:44,543 --> 00:48:47,780
[ laughter ]

1296
00:48:47,813 --> 00:48:50,116
You bastard! I'm gonna get you!

1297
00:48:50,149 --> 00:48:51,417
- No, no, no, no.

1298
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:53,319
- Unh!

1299
00:48:53,352 --> 00:48:54,320
Unh!

1300
00:48:54,353 --> 00:48:55,521
- Shit.

1301
00:48:55,554 --> 00:48:57,156
What am I gonna do with a split

1302
00:48:57,190 --> 00:48:58,257
banana?

1303
00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:01,060
- Let's eat it.

1304
00:49:01,094 --> 00:49:03,796
[ laughter ]

1305
00:49:03,829 --> 00:49:06,565
[ up-tempo pop music playing ]

1306
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:10,803
[ laughter ]

1307
00:49:10,836 --> 00:49:12,138
- Freeze!

1308
00:49:12,171 --> 00:49:13,539
Looks like we've got us some

1309
00:49:13,572 --> 00:49:14,807
hooligans up here in these

1310
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:15,474
parts.

1311
00:49:15,508 --> 00:49:16,542
- [ southern accent ] Yes,

1312
00:49:16,575 --> 00:49:17,210
ma'am.

1313
00:49:17,243 --> 00:49:18,144
Looks like we ought to frisk

1314
00:49:18,177 --> 00:49:18,644
them.

1315
00:49:18,677 --> 00:49:19,412
- Drop the belt.

1316
00:49:19,445 --> 00:49:20,546
- Excuse me, ma'am.

1317
00:49:20,579 --> 00:49:21,547
Can you turn down your

1318
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,248
headlights?

1319
00:49:22,281 --> 00:49:23,616
I ain't checking under the hood.

1320
00:49:23,649 --> 00:49:25,718
- [ laughs ]

1321
00:49:25,751 --> 00:49:28,421
- Come out, now, nice and slow.

1322
00:49:28,454 --> 00:49:29,422
- Take me.

1323
00:49:29,455 --> 00:49:31,157
- You've been a bad boy,

1324
00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,559
haven't you?

1325
00:49:33,592 --> 00:49:35,828
[ both moaning lightly ]

1326
00:49:41,867 --> 00:49:46,172
[ door closes ]

1327
00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:50,176
- Oh!

1328
00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:52,345
[ groaning ]

1329
00:49:58,651 --> 00:50:03,256
[ both moaning ]

1330
00:50:03,289 --> 00:50:06,392
- [ laughs ]

1331
00:50:06,425 --> 00:50:07,726
[ pounding on door ]

1332
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,330
[ moaning continues ]

1333
00:50:11,364 --> 00:50:16,202
- [ laughing ]

1334
00:50:16,235 --> 00:50:18,871
[ coughs ]

1335
00:50:18,904 --> 00:50:24,510
[ moaning continues ]

1336
00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:27,112
[ both breathing heavily ]

1337
00:50:46,199 --> 00:50:48,534
[ door opens ]

1338
00:51:26,705 --> 00:51:28,807
- Ohh!

1339
00:51:28,841 --> 00:51:30,809
[ vomiting ]

1340
00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:50,329
- Do you still like me?

1341
00:51:58,937 --> 00:52:00,973
[ lock engages ]

1342
00:52:14,487 --> 00:52:16,489
I still like you.

1343
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,595
I love you.

1344
00:52:22,628 --> 00:52:24,997
[ water running ]

1345
00:52:48,521 --> 00:52:50,656
- [ exhales heavily ]

1346
00:53:44,477 --> 00:53:48,947
- ♪ Someday

1347
00:53:48,981 --> 00:53:53,952
♪ He will come along

1348
00:53:53,986 --> 00:53:56,889
♪ Someday

1349
00:53:56,922 --> 00:54:02,495
♪ And he'll be big and strong

1350
00:54:02,528 --> 00:54:05,698
♪ Someday

1351
00:54:05,731 --> 00:54:11,437
♪ He will come along

1352
00:54:11,470 --> 00:54:15,107
♪ Mm-Hmm

1353
00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:18,977
♪ Come along

1354
00:54:19,011 --> 00:54:22,381
♪ Someday he'll come along

1355
00:54:22,415 --> 00:54:27,486
♪ That man I love

1356
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,723
♪ Someday he'll come along

1357
00:54:30,756 --> 00:54:35,594
♪ That man I love

1358
00:54:35,628 --> 00:54:37,763
♪ Oh, lord, won't you send

1359
00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:38,664
him? ♪

1360
00:54:38,697 --> 00:54:40,466
- Hello, Max.

1361
00:54:40,499 --> 00:54:42,668
- ♪ Won't you send him to me?

1362
00:54:42,701 --> 00:54:44,603
- It's pretty isolated up here.

1363
00:54:44,637 --> 00:54:48,507
Good job.

1364
00:54:48,541 --> 00:54:50,676
- It's my private spot.

1365
00:54:50,709 --> 00:54:51,410
It's where I come to think...

1366
00:54:51,444 --> 00:54:54,146
- ♪ Tired of being lonely

1367
00:54:54,179 --> 00:54:55,548
- ...And to be alone.

1368
00:54:55,581 --> 00:54:58,484
- ♪ I'm tired of being blue

1369
00:54:58,517 --> 00:55:00,018
- I made us a picnic lunch.

1370
00:55:00,052 --> 00:55:01,186
- I don't really have time to

1371
00:55:01,219 --> 00:55:01,787
eat.

1372
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,155
- ♪ ...For a miracle

1373
00:55:03,188 --> 00:55:06,492
♪ And that miracle must come

1374
00:55:06,525 --> 00:55:08,961
true ♪

1375
00:55:08,994 --> 00:55:10,963
♪ Oh, lord, won't you send

1376
00:55:10,996 --> 00:55:13,632
him? ♪

1377
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:19,171
♪ Won't you send him my way?

1378
00:55:25,210 --> 00:55:29,782
♪ Oh, I'm so lonely

1379
00:55:29,815 --> 00:55:33,819
♪ I'm so blue

1380
00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:37,956
♪ I need someone to love me

1381
00:55:37,990 --> 00:55:41,794
♪ Someone who'll be true

1382
00:55:41,827 --> 00:55:46,098
♪ I'm down on my knees

1383
00:55:46,131 --> 00:55:48,867
♪ I'm begging you, please

1384
00:55:48,901 --> 00:55:51,203
♪ Won't you help me, somebody?

1385
00:55:51,236 --> 00:55:54,540
♪ Help me, somebody

1386
00:55:54,573 --> 00:55:57,476
♪ Won't you send him to me?

1387
00:55:57,510 --> 00:55:58,944
♪ Mmm

1388
00:55:58,977 --> 00:56:00,212
[ birds chirping ]

1389
00:56:00,245 --> 00:56:02,948
- Honestly, my favorite thing

1390
00:56:02,981 --> 00:56:04,683
is when Kitty rubs my monster

1391
00:56:04,717 --> 00:56:05,551
while I watch

1392
00:56:05,584 --> 00:56:06,852
"The Carol Burnett Show."

1393
00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:09,822
[ laughter ]

1394
00:56:09,855 --> 00:56:11,256
- How is that the subject of

1395
00:56:11,289 --> 00:56:13,025
our conversations always turn to

1396
00:56:13,058 --> 00:56:14,693
sex?

1397
00:56:14,727 --> 00:56:15,961
- 'Cause people like to talk

1398
00:56:15,994 --> 00:56:17,229
about the things that they want

1399
00:56:17,262 --> 00:56:20,265
and they never get.

1400
00:56:20,298 --> 00:56:23,235
- Romance?

1401
00:56:23,268 --> 00:56:25,571
- Like blowjobs.

1402
00:56:25,604 --> 00:56:28,040
- Yeah, buddy, with you all the

1403
00:56:28,073 --> 00:56:30,142
way.

1404
00:56:30,175 --> 00:56:31,276
[ chuckles ]

1405
00:56:31,309 --> 00:56:35,848
- My wife's vagina looks like a

1406
00:56:35,881 --> 00:56:38,584
parenthesis with an afro.

1407
00:56:38,617 --> 00:56:39,518
- Well, I'm not sure I

1408
00:56:39,552 --> 00:56:40,986
understand vaginas.

1409
00:56:41,019 --> 00:56:42,254
- What's to understand?

1410
00:56:42,287 --> 00:56:44,590
A pussy is a doorway.

1411
00:56:44,623 --> 00:56:46,925
You go in, and you come out.

1412
00:56:46,959 --> 00:56:47,993
Les, you're up, buddy.

1413
00:56:48,026 --> 00:56:48,994
- Whereas my wife won't even

1414
00:56:49,027 --> 00:56:51,263
give me a blowjob.

1415
00:56:51,296 --> 00:56:52,598
I mean, I go down on her, and

1416
00:56:52,631 --> 00:56:53,666
everything's fine, but when it

1417
00:56:53,699 --> 00:56:55,901
comes to returning the favor,

1418
00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:57,269
she always says, "No, no, no,

1419
00:56:57,302 --> 00:56:58,871
it's not ladylike."

1420
00:56:58,904 --> 00:56:59,938
I mean, what's not ladylike

1421
00:56:59,972 --> 00:57:02,040
about that?

1422
00:57:02,074 --> 00:57:04,042
- You should try my wife.

1423
00:57:04,076 --> 00:57:06,011
She gives great blowjobs.

1424
00:57:06,044 --> 00:57:07,179
- Are you kidding, man?

1425
00:57:07,212 --> 00:57:12,150
- Flo knows what a man needs.

1426
00:57:12,184 --> 00:57:14,152
> Ask Connie.

1427
00:57:14,186 --> 00:57:18,156
He's been on the receiving end.

1428
00:57:18,190 --> 00:57:19,291
- Flo knows.

1429
00:57:19,324 --> 00:57:23,095
[ laughter ]

1430
00:57:23,128 --> 00:57:25,030
See, fellas, we're about

1431
00:57:25,063 --> 00:57:25,964
symbiosis.

1432
00:57:25,998 --> 00:57:28,300
The women -- They bring the main

1433
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,769
dish, and the men -- They bring

1434
00:57:30,803 --> 00:57:31,904
the dessert.

1435
00:57:31,937 --> 00:57:33,305
- That little casserole thing

1436
00:57:33,338 --> 00:57:36,208
that they've got going on --

1437
00:57:36,241 --> 00:57:39,344
It's like a gift waiting under

1438
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:43,782
the tree...for us to open.

1439
00:57:43,816 --> 00:57:44,783
- [ laughs ]

1440
00:57:44,817 --> 00:57:46,685
So, you guys should come over

1441
00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:49,722
friday night, bring the wives.

1442
00:57:49,755 --> 00:57:51,256
- It'll be fun.

1443
00:57:51,289 --> 00:57:54,793
- Say again.

1444
00:57:54,827 --> 00:57:58,664
- You have to populate.

1445
00:57:58,697 --> 00:57:59,732
♪ Populate

1446
00:57:59,765 --> 00:58:05,671
[ laughter ]

1447
00:58:05,704 --> 00:58:08,273
- Oh, I'll be sure to bring

1448
00:58:08,306 --> 00:58:10,142
Patti.

1449
00:58:10,175 --> 00:58:12,945
- It's time to act like ancient

1450
00:58:12,978 --> 00:58:14,346
Romans.

1451
00:58:14,379 --> 00:58:17,950
- Men, grab your sticks.

1452
00:58:17,983 --> 00:58:19,284
It's time to throw our balls

1453
00:58:19,317 --> 00:58:19,785
around.

1454
00:58:19,818 --> 00:58:22,220
[ light laughter ]

1455
00:58:22,254 --> 00:58:23,856
- Right.

1456
00:58:23,889 --> 00:58:24,957
- I'm a little uncomfortable

1457
00:58:24,990 --> 00:58:27,159
with stereotypes.

1458
00:58:32,130 --> 00:58:33,231
- Do you like the way I look in

1459
00:58:33,265 --> 00:58:34,967
this?

1460
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,702
- Sure.

1461
00:58:36,735 --> 00:58:37,970
- What does that mean?

1462
00:58:38,003 --> 00:58:40,238
Do you think I look pretty?

1463
00:58:40,272 --> 00:58:41,974
- Doll, I've lived with you for

1464
00:58:42,007 --> 00:58:43,776
12 years, and I'm not gonna fall

1465
00:58:43,809 --> 00:58:44,877
into your circle of

1466
00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:45,744
conversation.

1467
00:58:45,778 --> 00:58:46,912
- It's not a circle.

1468
00:58:46,945 --> 00:58:49,715
It's communication.

1469
00:58:49,748 --> 00:58:50,983
Just a simple answer.

1470
00:58:51,016 --> 00:58:52,851
Just look at me and tell me if

1471
00:58:52,885 --> 00:58:55,053
you think I look pretty.

1472
00:58:55,087 --> 00:58:58,023
Say yes or no.

1473
00:58:58,056 --> 00:59:01,026
- You look delicious.

1474
00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:02,327
If you were a cake, I'd eat

1475
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:02,928
you up.

1476
00:59:02,961 --> 00:59:04,763
- There.

1477
00:59:04,797 --> 00:59:06,765
That wasn't so hard, was it?

1478
00:59:10,335 --> 00:59:12,337
I don't know, though.

1479
00:59:12,370 --> 00:59:13,872
I think this belt hits me a

1480
00:59:13,906 --> 00:59:15,073
little high in the waist.

1481
00:59:15,107 --> 00:59:16,174
I don't have a waist.

1482
00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:17,275
Where are you going?

1483
00:59:17,309 --> 00:59:19,011
- In the tv room, where there's

1484
00:59:19,044 --> 00:59:19,712
no belts.

1485
00:59:19,745 --> 00:59:20,879
- You don't care how I look at

1486
00:59:20,913 --> 00:59:21,579
all, do you?

1487
00:59:21,613 --> 00:59:22,280
You wouldn't mind if I walked

1488
00:59:22,314 --> 00:59:23,782
around in front of our friends

1489
00:59:23,816 --> 00:59:24,449
without a waist.

1490
00:59:24,482 --> 00:59:25,751
- Belle, why don't you just

1491
00:59:25,784 --> 00:59:26,418
take the belt off?

1492
00:59:26,451 --> 00:59:27,886
- And look like a shapeless

1493
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:28,320
sack?

1494
00:59:28,353 --> 00:59:29,922
No, thank you.

1495
00:59:29,955 --> 00:59:31,089
You're so clueless about

1496
00:59:31,123 --> 00:59:33,325
fashion.

1497
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,903
Max, please.

1498
00:59:44,937 --> 00:59:46,304
I just finally got my makeup

1499
00:59:46,338 --> 00:59:48,073
right.

1500
00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:50,075
[ birds chirping ]

1501
00:59:57,349 --> 00:59:58,316
- Sterling.

1502
00:59:58,350 --> 00:59:59,317
- Ned.

1503
00:59:59,351 --> 01:00:00,318
- Hail Caesar.

1504
01:00:00,352 --> 01:00:02,788
- When in Rome, when in Rome.

1505
01:00:02,821 --> 01:00:04,489
- Kit, I'd like you to meet Ned

1506
01:00:04,522 --> 01:00:05,858
an Marjorie Lavon.

1507
01:00:05,891 --> 01:00:07,726
Ned, Marjorie, this is my wife,

1508
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,293
Kitty.

1509
01:00:08,326 --> 01:00:09,327
And this is Gayle and

1510
01:00:09,361 --> 01:00:10,128
Patti Parker.

1511
01:00:10,162 --> 01:00:11,496
- What a lovely home.

1512
01:00:11,529 --> 01:00:13,331
And your Haciendas -- They're so

1513
01:00:13,365 --> 01:00:14,032
beautiful.

1514
01:00:14,066 --> 01:00:15,934
- They're Hydrangeas, darling.

1515
01:00:15,968 --> 01:00:17,736
- But I'm fine.

1516
01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:19,938
Not fine -- I'm --

1517
01:00:19,972 --> 01:00:21,373
What does "fine" mean, anyway?

1518
01:00:21,406 --> 01:00:23,475
It's such a nothing word.

1519
01:00:23,508 --> 01:00:26,144
I've...been okay.

1520
01:00:26,178 --> 01:00:28,280
I'm sound. I'm with it.

1521
01:00:28,313 --> 01:00:29,815
I'm...Groovy.

1522
01:00:29,848 --> 01:00:31,083
[ chuckles ]

1523
01:00:31,116 --> 01:00:32,818
[ laughing ] I feel so stupid.

1524
01:00:32,851 --> 01:00:34,486
I try to sound relevant, and I

1525
01:00:34,519 --> 01:00:36,221
just can't sell it, can i?

1526
01:00:36,254 --> 01:00:36,922
- No.

1527
01:00:36,955 --> 01:00:39,157
- I mean, "I'm groovy" -- What

1528
01:00:39,191 --> 01:00:40,358
does that mean?

1529
01:00:40,392 --> 01:00:43,228
I mean, it means I'm -- Mlah!

1530
01:00:43,261 --> 01:00:44,496
It sounds like something an

1531
01:00:44,529 --> 01:00:45,363
album would say.

1532
01:00:45,397 --> 01:00:46,765
I mean, if you were gonna

1533
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:48,100
anthropomorphize an album, it

1534
01:00:48,133 --> 01:00:51,103
would be right in saying, "i'm

1535
01:00:51,136 --> 01:00:52,404
groovy."

1536
01:00:52,437 --> 01:00:53,371
[ laughs ]

1537
01:00:53,405 --> 01:00:58,310
- Take a swig of this.

1538
01:00:58,343 --> 01:00:59,878
- [ coughs ]

1539
01:00:59,912 --> 01:01:02,247
Good lord, Jerome, what is that,

1540
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,181
turpentine?

1541
01:01:03,215 --> 01:01:04,249
- Just about.

1542
01:01:04,282 --> 01:01:05,884
Leslie has a still in the

1543
01:01:05,918 --> 01:01:06,551
basement.

1544
01:01:06,584 --> 01:01:08,286
- Jerome, we're not in the

1545
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,387
hills of Tennessee.

1546
01:01:09,421 --> 01:01:11,323
This is a respectable community.

1547
01:01:11,356 --> 01:01:13,291
- Respectable, my ass.

1548
01:01:13,325 --> 01:01:14,126
- Screw it.

1549
01:01:14,159 --> 01:01:15,160
I want to get drunk.

1550
01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,262
Give me more.

1551
01:01:17,295 --> 01:01:18,396
- That's it, Sugar.

1552
01:01:18,430 --> 01:01:20,866
Let it all go.

1553
01:01:20,899 --> 01:01:21,566
- [ exhales heavily ]

1554
01:01:21,599 --> 01:01:23,869
- [ laughs ]

1555
01:01:23,902 --> 01:01:25,037
- I mean, who are those people,

1556
01:01:25,070 --> 01:01:26,404
anyway?

1557
01:01:26,438 --> 01:01:27,906
I don't want them here.

1558
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:29,274
I thought this party was just

1559
01:01:29,307 --> 01:01:32,945
for us -- private.

1560
01:01:32,978 --> 01:01:34,146
Oh.

1561
01:01:34,179 --> 01:01:37,883
Hello, Max.

1562
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:39,885
- I made Shepherd's Pie.

1563
01:01:39,918 --> 01:01:42,154
I ground the Spam myself.

1564
01:01:43,321 --> 01:01:44,289
[ birds chirping ]

1565
01:01:44,322 --> 01:01:45,891
- Damn arthritis.

1566
01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:47,459
I hate our bodies.

1567
01:01:47,492 --> 01:01:49,161
You know, it's a design flaw

1568
01:01:49,194 --> 01:01:50,929
that they start falling apart

1569
01:01:50,963 --> 01:01:51,897
before we die.

1570
01:01:51,930 --> 01:01:53,298
Who on earth thought of that,

1571
01:01:53,331 --> 01:01:53,999
anyway?

1572
01:01:54,032 --> 01:01:56,034
- The Lord God in heaven above,

1573
01:01:56,068 --> 01:01:56,969
of course.

1574
01:01:57,002 --> 01:01:58,036
He created us.

1575
01:01:58,070 --> 01:01:59,571
- Well, he should have had his

1576
01:01:59,604 --> 01:02:01,206
damn license revoked, giving an

1577
01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:02,307
expiration date to a

1578
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:03,175
consciousness.

1579
01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:03,808
How cruel.

1580
01:02:03,842 --> 01:02:05,210
How fucking cruel is that?

1581
01:02:05,243 --> 01:02:05,911
[ laughs ]

1582
01:02:05,944 --> 01:02:07,579
- He gave you life, after all.

1583
01:02:07,612 --> 01:02:08,580
Don't forget that.

1584
01:02:08,613 --> 01:02:10,048
- What he gave me is the

1585
01:02:10,082 --> 01:02:11,483
ability to know that I'm going

1586
01:02:11,516 --> 01:02:14,252
to die, and I find that

1587
01:02:14,286 --> 01:02:15,921
excruciating.

1588
01:02:15,954 --> 01:02:17,455
So, go ahead and believe in your

1589
01:02:17,489 --> 01:02:19,057
god if you must, but at least

1590
01:02:19,091 --> 01:02:21,593
acknowledge the fact that he is

1591
01:02:21,626 --> 01:02:24,396
most psychopathic serial killer

1592
01:02:24,429 --> 01:02:27,332
of all time.

1593
01:02:27,365 --> 01:02:28,967
I mean, if any one of us were to

1594
01:02:29,001 --> 01:02:30,368
just reach across the table and

1595
01:02:30,402 --> 01:02:31,937
strangle the life out of her,

1596
01:02:31,970 --> 01:02:33,338
would it make any difference to

1597
01:02:33,371 --> 01:02:34,039
the world?

1598
01:02:34,072 --> 01:02:35,473
I mean, her god kills people all

1599
01:02:35,507 --> 01:02:36,474
the time, every day.

1600
01:02:36,508 --> 01:02:37,943
So, it must be all right for us

1601
01:02:37,976 --> 01:02:38,944
to do the same thing.

1602
01:02:38,977 --> 01:02:40,545
Wouldn't you think?

1603
01:02:40,578 --> 01:02:42,414
Hypothetically speaking.

1604
01:02:44,182 --> 01:02:45,383
- Oh, is there anything I can

1605
01:02:45,417 --> 01:02:45,951
do to help?

1606
01:02:45,984 --> 01:02:47,119
- No, honey, we're just

1607
01:02:47,152 --> 01:02:47,652
getting ready.

1608
01:02:47,685 --> 01:02:48,353
- Excuse me.

1609
01:02:48,386 --> 01:02:48,987
- Are you sure?

1610
01:02:49,021 --> 01:02:50,488
- So, forgive me for not

1611
01:02:50,522 --> 01:02:52,024
knowing, but do we take our

1612
01:02:52,057 --> 01:02:55,227
clothes off now or later?

1613
01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:56,228
I've just never done this kind

1614
01:02:56,261 --> 01:02:57,229
of thing before.

1615
01:02:57,262 --> 01:02:58,396
- Whenever you feel like,

1616
01:02:58,430 --> 01:02:58,964
honey.

1617
01:02:58,997 --> 01:02:59,664
- What?

1618
01:02:59,697 --> 01:03:00,966
- Well, Gayle didn't tell me if

1619
01:03:00,999 --> 01:03:02,134
we'd be screwing each other

1620
01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,435
before dinner or after dinner.

1621
01:03:03,468 --> 01:03:04,502
- [ gasps ]

1622
01:03:04,536 --> 01:03:05,437
- Which is it?

1623
01:03:05,470 --> 01:03:09,107
[ laughter ]

1624
01:03:09,141 --> 01:03:11,409
- Ned, sweetie, we're going.

1625
01:03:11,443 --> 01:03:12,410
- We just got here.

1626
01:03:12,444 --> 01:03:13,511
We're not leaving yet.

1627
01:03:13,545 --> 01:03:14,646
- Something's come up at

1628
01:03:14,679 --> 01:03:15,213
church.

1629
01:03:15,247 --> 01:03:16,514
- I don't want to go.

1630
01:03:16,548 --> 01:03:18,650
- I know what's going on here.

1631
01:03:18,683 --> 01:03:20,118
I'm not an idiot.

1632
01:03:20,152 --> 01:03:22,254
- Marjorie, take the car and go

1633
01:03:22,287 --> 01:03:22,654
home.

1634
01:03:22,687 --> 01:03:23,321
- What?

1635
01:03:23,355 --> 01:03:25,390
- Take the car and go home.

1636
01:03:25,423 --> 01:03:29,261
- Ned lavon, I'm your wife.

1637
01:03:29,294 --> 01:03:31,396
[ scoffs ]

1638
01:03:31,429 --> 01:03:33,131
- Nice to meet you, marjorie.

1639
01:03:33,165 --> 01:03:34,532
- Poor bastard.

1640
01:03:34,566 --> 01:03:35,600
- Drive safe.

1641
01:03:35,633 --> 01:03:37,535
- I'll drink to that.

1642
01:03:37,569 --> 01:03:38,336
- Cheers.

1643
01:03:38,370 --> 01:03:41,039
- Cheers.

1644
01:03:41,073 --> 01:03:42,407
- Oh [chuckles] Hi.

1645
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,542
- Let me help you.

1646
01:03:44,576 --> 01:03:45,543
- Okay.

1647
01:03:45,577 --> 01:03:48,346
- ♪ Tell me, baby

1648
01:03:48,380 --> 01:03:51,016
♪ Do you love me?

1649
01:03:51,049 --> 01:03:53,318
♪ Or do you take me

1650
01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:55,720
♪ For a fool?

1651
01:03:55,753 --> 01:04:01,026
♪ You made eyes at other men

1652
01:04:01,059 --> 01:04:03,595
♪ And now tell me what

1653
01:04:03,628 --> 01:04:06,164
♪ Am I to do?

1654
01:04:06,198 --> 01:04:08,700
♪ Please don't fool me

1655
01:04:08,733 --> 01:04:11,236
♪ Let me know

1656
01:04:11,269 --> 01:04:14,106
♪ If you don't love me

1657
01:04:14,139 --> 01:04:16,341
♪ Tell me so

1658
01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,510
♪ Now, do you love me?

1659
01:04:18,543 --> 01:04:21,980
[ mid-tempo pop music playing ]

1660
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:09,221
- [ laughing ]

1661
01:06:09,254 --> 01:06:11,489
[ breathing heavily ]

1662
01:06:11,523 --> 01:06:13,291
[ snarling ]

1663
01:06:13,325 --> 01:06:15,727
[ chuckles ]

1664
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,162
[ both laugh ]

1665
01:06:17,195 --> 01:06:19,597
Pour -- pour me one, too, Tiger.

1666
01:06:19,631 --> 01:06:21,866
[ both laugh ]

1667
01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:23,368
- Are you as thirsty as I am?

1668
01:06:23,401 --> 01:06:26,171
- Oh, you bet.

1669
01:06:26,204 --> 01:06:27,572
[ glass clinks ]

1670
01:06:27,605 --> 01:06:28,440
- Sterling?

1671
01:06:28,473 --> 01:06:31,509
- Yes?

1672
01:06:31,543 --> 01:06:32,009
- [ chuckles ]

1673
01:06:32,043 --> 01:06:33,211
This is fun, man.

1674
01:06:33,245 --> 01:06:34,446
Thank you.

1675
01:06:34,479 --> 01:06:36,648
- You're welcome.

1676
01:06:36,681 --> 01:06:38,850
- Oh, damn it.

1677
01:06:38,883 --> 01:06:40,218
Ran out of booze.

1678
01:06:40,252 --> 01:06:41,486
[ bottle thuds ]

1679
01:06:41,519 --> 01:06:42,720
- Nah, it's cool.

1680
01:06:42,754 --> 01:06:43,888
We can share.

1681
01:06:43,921 --> 01:06:45,457
[ up-tempo Motown music

1682
01:06:45,490 --> 01:06:46,591
playing ]

1683
01:06:46,624 --> 01:06:48,660
[ indistinct singing ]

1684
01:06:52,897 --> 01:06:54,866
- Mnh.

1685
01:06:54,899 --> 01:06:57,735
[ gasps ]

1686
01:07:03,941 --> 01:07:04,876
[ sighs ]

1687
01:07:04,909 --> 01:07:06,744
Hey, sterling, I can't.

1688
01:07:06,778 --> 01:07:08,513
Um, I don't think I can kiss a

1689
01:07:08,546 --> 01:07:11,783
man 'cause I'm a Christian.

1690
01:07:11,816 --> 01:07:15,353
- Me, too, man.

1691
01:07:15,387 --> 01:07:17,789
Christians make the best lovers.

1692
01:07:21,926 --> 01:07:24,896
- [ breathing heavily ]

1693
01:07:24,929 --> 01:07:27,899
- Remember -- Judas kissed

1694
01:07:27,932 --> 01:07:29,367
Christ.

1695
01:07:29,401 --> 01:07:31,636
- ♪ If you're lonely

1696
01:07:31,669 --> 01:07:36,841
[ singing indistinctly ]

1697
01:07:36,874 --> 01:07:38,776
- In a scene described by one

1698
01:07:38,810 --> 01:07:40,845
investigator as reminiscent of a

1699
01:07:40,878 --> 01:07:42,647
weird religious rite, five

1700
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:43,781
persons, including actress

1701
01:07:43,815 --> 01:07:44,549
Sharon Tate...

1702
01:07:44,582 --> 01:07:45,217
- [ crying ]

1703
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:46,551
- ...Were found dead at the

1704
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:47,652
home of Ms. Tate and her

1705
01:07:47,685 --> 01:07:48,786
husband, screen director

1706
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:50,922
Roman Polanski.

1707
01:07:50,955 --> 01:07:52,657
Ms. Tate, who starred in "The

1708
01:07:52,690 --> 01:07:54,526
Valley of the Dolls," was eight

1709
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:56,428
months pregnant and was found in

1710
01:07:56,461 --> 01:07:58,263
a bikini-type nightgown with a

1711
01:07:58,296 --> 01:07:59,864
rope around her neck, attached

1712
01:07:59,897 --> 01:08:01,199
to the body of a man.

1713
01:08:01,233 --> 01:08:03,535
- Two bodies inside, two bodies

1714
01:08:03,568 --> 01:08:04,736
outside.

1715
01:08:04,769 --> 01:08:06,438
- Among the other victims were

1716
01:08:06,471 --> 01:08:07,672
hollywood hair stylist

1717
01:08:07,705 --> 01:08:09,307
Jay Sebring and coffee heiress

1718
01:08:09,341 --> 01:08:10,275
Abigail Folger.

1719
01:08:10,308 --> 01:08:11,809
Authorities found nobody in

1720
01:08:11,843 --> 01:08:13,711
unofficial capacity inside the

1721
01:08:13,745 --> 01:08:15,413
plush $200,000 home in the

1722
01:08:15,447 --> 01:08:17,215
Hollywood hills overlooking

1723
01:08:17,249 --> 01:08:17,949
Los Angeles.

1724
01:08:17,982 --> 01:08:19,951
When police arrived, they found

1725
01:08:19,984 --> 01:08:21,819
the telephone and electricity

1726
01:08:21,853 --> 01:08:22,520
lines cut.

1727
01:08:22,554 --> 01:08:24,556
The bodies had been dead about

1728
01:08:24,589 --> 01:08:25,990
12 hours, discovered this

1729
01:08:26,023 --> 01:08:27,692
morning by a maid who ran

1730
01:08:27,725 --> 01:08:29,361
screaming to the neighbors.

1731
01:08:29,394 --> 01:08:31,496
An officer summed up the murders

1732
01:08:31,529 --> 01:08:33,565
when he said, "In all my years,

1733
01:08:33,598 --> 01:08:35,567
I've never seen anything like

1734
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,001
this before."

1735
01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:38,303
[ crickets chirping ]

1736
01:08:38,336 --> 01:08:39,304
- Why did the philosopher

1737
01:08:39,337 --> 01:08:41,706
drown?

1738
01:08:41,739 --> 01:08:43,375
Because he jumped in the lake

1739
01:08:43,408 --> 01:08:45,743
and thought about swimming.

1740
01:09:24,782 --> 01:09:27,819
[ birds chirping ]

1741
01:09:39,397 --> 01:09:42,767
- Ohh, Jesus.

1742
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:43,968
[ exhales sharply ]

1743
01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:45,370
Déjà vu.

1744
01:09:45,403 --> 01:09:46,904
[ chuckles ]

1745
01:09:46,938 --> 01:09:52,777
[ inhales sharply ]

1746
01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:55,046
Aah!

1747
01:11:28,973 --> 01:11:29,874
- Is he dead?

1748
01:11:29,907 --> 01:11:30,608
- Get in.

1749
01:11:30,642 --> 01:11:31,609
- Is he dead?

1750
01:11:31,643 --> 01:11:32,143
- Honey --

1751
01:11:32,176 --> 01:11:33,144
- No. Is he dead?

1752
01:11:33,177 --> 01:11:34,011
- Honey --

1753
01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:35,647
- No. Is he?

1754
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,148
- Honey.

1755
01:11:37,181 --> 01:11:40,752
- Patti, don't come outside.

1756
01:11:40,785 --> 01:11:43,421
- No. Leslie!

1757
01:11:43,455 --> 01:11:44,489
Ugh!

1758
01:11:44,522 --> 01:11:46,023
Let me go!

1759
01:11:46,057 --> 01:11:46,824
- He's dead!

1760
01:11:46,858 --> 01:11:48,526
- Let me go!

1761
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:49,627
- He's dead.

1762
01:11:49,661 --> 01:11:52,163
- [ breathing heavily ]

1763
01:11:55,700 --> 01:12:01,506
He's moving.

1764
01:12:01,539 --> 01:12:03,541
[ cries ]

1765
01:12:06,110 --> 01:12:08,646
- You want to take a ride?

1766
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,181
- I have to ask my dad, and

1767
01:12:10,214 --> 01:12:11,916
he's not here.

1768
01:12:11,949 --> 01:12:13,518
- What's she doing over there?

1769
01:12:13,551 --> 01:12:14,919
- Every time somebody says

1770
01:12:14,952 --> 01:12:16,654
"groovy" on on the television,

1771
01:12:16,688 --> 01:12:22,560
she's taking a drink.

1772
01:12:22,594 --> 01:12:25,563
- Does my face look red to you?

1773
01:12:25,597 --> 01:12:26,698
- Marybelle, you are always so

1774
01:12:26,731 --> 01:12:28,466
concerned with your face.

1775
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,667
- Do you think angels live in

1776
01:12:29,701 --> 01:12:30,668
our hair?

1777
01:12:30,702 --> 01:12:33,538
- Marybelle?

1778
01:12:33,571 --> 01:12:35,206
- Angels.

1779
01:12:35,239 --> 01:12:37,074
Do you think angels in live our

1780
01:12:37,108 --> 01:12:39,243
hair?

1781
01:12:39,276 --> 01:12:42,547
I think angels are real and tiny

1782
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:44,582
and transparent and they live in

1783
01:12:44,616 --> 01:12:46,551
our hair.

1784
01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:48,152
Sometimes they sit and dangle

1785
01:12:48,185 --> 01:12:49,954
their feet over the top of our

1786
01:12:49,987 --> 01:12:51,723
ears so that they can give us

1787
01:12:51,756 --> 01:12:53,090
advice when we're having

1788
01:12:53,124 --> 01:12:54,692
trouble.

1789
01:12:54,726 --> 01:12:56,861
- Marybelle.

1790
01:13:01,533 --> 01:13:03,501
[ can opener whirring ]

1791
01:13:13,277 --> 01:13:14,512
- [ sniffles ]

1792
01:13:14,546 --> 01:13:15,246
- Jerome?

1793
01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:16,714
- I can do the headstand,

1794
01:13:16,748 --> 01:13:18,716
Leslie.

1795
01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:19,751
Want to see?

1796
01:13:19,784 --> 01:13:22,987
You like that?

1797
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:23,988
- Uh, Jerome --

1798
01:13:24,021 --> 01:13:25,256
- Oh, no. Jerome, Jerome,

1799
01:13:25,289 --> 01:13:26,624
we're not gonna do this.

1800
01:13:26,658 --> 01:13:27,725
- Jerome, get down.

1801
01:13:27,759 --> 01:13:28,593
- Jerome, no.

1802
01:13:28,626 --> 01:13:31,729
[ indistinct arguing ]

1803
01:13:31,763 --> 01:13:33,998
- [ crying ] I want to die!

1804
01:13:34,031 --> 01:13:35,066
- Okay, babe.

1805
01:13:35,099 --> 01:13:36,801
It's okay.

1806
01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:39,537
It's okay, babe.

1807
01:13:39,571 --> 01:13:41,739
- [ cries ]

1808
01:13:41,773 --> 01:13:43,007
- I think I know how to make

1809
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:47,612
that happen right now.

1810
01:13:47,645 --> 01:13:50,181
- What a mess.

1811
01:13:54,919 --> 01:13:56,754
- Sit down, and I'll get you

1812
01:13:56,788 --> 01:13:59,023
your dinner.

1813
01:13:59,056 --> 01:14:00,892
- Another bubbling concoction

1814
01:14:00,925 --> 01:14:03,027
of crap?

1815
01:14:10,201 --> 01:14:11,669
Why can't we ever have a real

1816
01:14:11,703 --> 01:14:12,570
meal?

1817
01:14:12,604 --> 01:14:14,706
- Well, this one is turkey

1818
01:14:14,739 --> 01:14:16,641
turkey divan strata, and you

1819
01:14:16,674 --> 01:14:17,909
love it.

1820
01:14:17,942 --> 01:14:19,844
I made it for you our first

1821
01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:21,312
night in this house.

1822
01:14:21,345 --> 01:14:22,780
Do you remember, Connie?

1823
01:14:22,814 --> 01:14:24,916
- Steak would be a good meal.

1824
01:14:24,949 --> 01:14:26,718
You're too lazy to cut up some

1825
01:14:26,751 --> 01:14:28,586
real vegetables and grill me a

1826
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:30,054
piece of meat?

1827
01:14:30,087 --> 01:14:31,789
- Well, this has turkey in it

1828
01:14:31,823 --> 01:14:33,257
and it's got some spinach and

1829
01:14:33,290 --> 01:14:34,959
it's very, very good for you,

1830
01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:36,794
Connie.

1831
01:14:36,828 --> 01:14:37,929
- Sterling says Kitty makes a

1832
01:14:37,962 --> 01:14:39,063
different meal every night.

1833
01:14:39,096 --> 01:14:40,665
[ chair legs scrape ]

1834
01:14:40,698 --> 01:14:45,102
- Kitty is not creative.

1835
01:14:45,136 --> 01:14:47,338
- What about roast chicken?

1836
01:14:47,371 --> 01:14:50,608
I would love a roast chicken.

1837
01:14:50,642 --> 01:14:54,812
- Kitty is my very good friend.

1838
01:14:54,846 --> 01:14:57,081
I can assure you, she is not

1839
01:14:57,114 --> 01:14:58,983
roasting chickens.

1840
01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:00,251
Kitty does not know how to bake

1841
01:15:00,284 --> 01:15:04,121
a potato.

1842
01:15:04,155 --> 01:15:06,624
- You don't even try.

1843
01:15:06,658 --> 01:15:08,693
You do nothing.

1844
01:15:08,726 --> 01:15:10,227
Hell, even the can opener does

1845
01:15:10,261 --> 01:15:12,630
the work for you.

1846
01:15:12,664 --> 01:15:16,834
Connie, today was Leslie's day.

1847
01:15:16,868 --> 01:15:18,402
I didn't have time to truss you

1848
01:15:18,435 --> 01:15:20,371
a bird.

1849
01:15:20,404 --> 01:15:22,373
- "i didn't have time to truss

1850
01:15:22,406 --> 01:15:24,742
you a bird."

1851
01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:29,981
You're a stupid little hole,

1852
01:15:30,014 --> 01:15:32,283
you know that?

1853
01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:40,925
[ liquid pours ]

1854
01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:43,728
[ bottle thuds ]

1855
01:15:43,761 --> 01:15:46,731
- Connie, I saw you fucking

1856
01:15:46,764 --> 01:15:49,000
that bitch.

1857
01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:53,304
And I saw that you liked it.

1858
01:15:53,337 --> 01:15:56,407
Is it 'cause she was a stranger?

1859
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,075
Is that what it takes now,

1860
01:15:58,109 --> 01:16:03,180
Connie, a stranger?

1861
01:16:03,214 --> 01:16:04,882
- Do you really want to get

1862
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:06,684
into this now?

1863
01:16:06,718 --> 01:16:08,452
- Well, I'm just not so sure

1864
01:16:08,485 --> 01:16:10,421
why you invited those people

1865
01:16:10,454 --> 01:16:11,756
into our house.

1866
01:16:11,789 --> 01:16:13,157
They're not part of our little

1867
01:16:13,190 --> 01:16:13,858
group.

1868
01:16:13,891 --> 01:16:15,226
- You mean they had nothing to

1869
01:16:15,259 --> 01:16:16,761
do with you and Max Beedum.

1870
01:16:16,794 --> 01:16:18,029
- I don't know what you're

1871
01:16:18,062 --> 01:16:18,830
talking about.

1872
01:16:18,863 --> 01:16:19,931
- Oh, come on, Sugar.

1873
01:16:19,964 --> 01:16:20,631
Be honest.

1874
01:16:20,664 --> 01:16:21,966
You've been wet for Max since

1875
01:16:21,999 --> 01:16:23,300
they moved across the street.

1876
01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:25,469
I know how that deceitful mind

1877
01:16:25,502 --> 01:16:26,904
of yours works.

1878
01:16:26,938 --> 01:16:28,706
You couldn't wait to get Max

1879
01:16:28,740 --> 01:16:29,406
inside you.

1880
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,208
You planned that party, got us

1881
01:16:31,242 --> 01:16:32,910
all drunk so you'd have an

1882
01:16:32,944 --> 01:16:34,779
excuse to live out your fantasy.

1883
01:16:34,812 --> 01:16:35,913
- I'll tell you something.

1884
01:16:35,947 --> 01:16:37,181
You take things, and you mess it

1885
01:16:37,214 --> 01:16:37,882
around.

1886
01:16:37,915 --> 01:16:38,850
I don't know how to reach you

1887
01:16:38,883 --> 01:16:39,550
anymore, Connie.

1888
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:41,819
I don't know how to talk to you!

1889
01:16:48,492 --> 01:16:50,728
- You don't know what you're

1890
01:16:50,762 --> 01:16:51,863
talking about.

1891
01:16:51,896 --> 01:16:52,964
- Would you like one scoop,

1892
01:16:52,997 --> 01:16:56,968
or would you like two?

1893
01:16:57,001 --> 01:16:58,369
- I don't want your fucking

1894
01:16:58,402 --> 01:17:00,204
casserole!

1895
01:17:00,237 --> 01:17:01,739
I am sick of it.

1896
01:17:01,773 --> 01:17:03,107
I'm sick of you.

1897
01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,076
I'm sick of this house.

1898
01:17:05,109 --> 01:17:06,510
I'm sick of your whiny mouth.

1899
01:17:06,543 --> 01:17:08,212
- I made you that dinner,

1900
01:17:08,245 --> 01:17:09,480
Connie.

1901
01:17:09,513 --> 01:17:11,949
You used to like that dish!

1902
01:17:11,983 --> 01:17:14,852
You used to love, love, love

1903
01:17:14,886 --> 01:17:18,155
turkey divan strata!

1904
01:17:18,189 --> 01:17:20,091
I worked hard to make dinner

1905
01:17:20,124 --> 01:17:22,159
tonight because I wanted to make

1906
01:17:22,193 --> 01:17:23,094
you happy!

1907
01:17:23,127 --> 01:17:25,229
I work hard to make you happy,

1908
01:17:25,262 --> 01:17:27,131
Connie, and you ruin it!

1909
01:17:27,164 --> 01:17:30,835
You ruined our dinner!

1910
01:17:30,868 --> 01:17:32,970
You get drunk and you get mad

1911
01:17:33,004 --> 01:17:34,839
and you ruin everything!

1912
01:17:34,872 --> 01:17:36,507
You lock yourself in that

1913
01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:38,910
fucking bathroom and you -- You

1914
01:17:38,943 --> 01:17:42,847
go after that -- Whatever you do

1915
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:47,051
to yourself, Connie!

1916
01:17:47,084 --> 01:17:49,286
Your leg.

1917
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,122
Your leg looks like raw

1918
01:17:51,155 --> 01:17:54,892
hamburger meat!

1919
01:17:54,926 --> 01:17:56,527
How am I supposed to love that?

1920
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:00,397
- Shut your fucking mouth!

1921
01:18:00,431 --> 01:18:02,766
- [ crying ]

1922
01:18:06,303 --> 01:18:12,143
Just stop it.

1923
01:18:12,176 --> 01:18:15,312
Just...Stop it.

1924
01:18:21,052 --> 01:18:23,454
[ sniffles ]

1925
01:18:23,487 --> 01:18:27,892
[ breathing heavily ]

1926
01:18:27,925 --> 01:18:32,964
Connie...

1927
01:18:32,997 --> 01:18:35,066
I'm pregnant.

1928
01:18:44,075 --> 01:18:49,914
- Whore.

1929
01:18:49,947 --> 01:18:54,986
Isn't that an ugly word?

1930
01:18:55,019 --> 01:18:57,188
Hmm?

1931
01:18:57,221 --> 01:18:58,455
I think it's the hard "h"

1932
01:18:58,489 --> 01:19:03,060
sound -- "hah" -- Followed by

1933
01:19:03,094 --> 01:19:08,465
that hard "r" -- "orr."

1934
01:19:08,499 --> 01:19:10,201
It's a really ugly word, isn't

1935
01:19:10,234 --> 01:19:11,869
it?

1936
01:19:11,903 --> 01:19:14,338
"Whore."

1937
01:19:14,371 --> 01:19:16,140
You almost have to expectorate

1938
01:19:16,173 --> 01:19:18,542
to say it.

1939
01:19:18,575 --> 01:19:21,212
"Whore"!

1940
01:19:21,245 --> 01:19:22,479
I think that's what makes it

1941
01:19:22,513 --> 01:19:26,350
such a horrible word, not just

1942
01:19:26,383 --> 01:19:28,519
the consonants hitting each

1943
01:19:28,552 --> 01:19:31,622
other, but it takes effort to

1944
01:19:31,655 --> 01:19:33,490
say it.

1945
01:19:33,524 --> 01:19:35,492
"Whore"!

1946
01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:44,368
You really have to push to get

1947
01:19:44,401 --> 01:19:46,870
it out.

1948
01:19:55,146 --> 01:19:58,015
- [ crying ] Help me.

1949
01:19:58,049 --> 01:20:01,052
Just help me.

1950
01:20:01,085 --> 01:20:03,120
- [ crying ] Whore.

1951
01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:12,396
Whore!

1952
01:20:12,429 --> 01:20:14,131
- No.

1953
01:20:14,165 --> 01:20:15,666
Don't leave me, Connie.

1954
01:20:15,699 --> 01:20:17,001
Please don't leave me.

1955
01:20:17,034 --> 01:20:17,668
- Get off of me.

1956
01:20:17,701 --> 01:20:19,070
- Please don't leave me,

1957
01:20:19,103 --> 01:20:19,770
Connie.

1958
01:20:19,803 --> 01:20:23,007
Connie, come back here, please.

1959
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:26,210
Please, Connie.

1960
01:20:26,243 --> 01:20:30,181
I'm just so sorry!

1961
01:20:30,214 --> 01:20:31,949
Connie, I'm sorry!

1962
01:20:31,983 --> 01:20:35,552
Please come back here!

1963
01:20:35,586 --> 01:20:38,055
Connie!

1964
01:20:44,595 --> 01:20:46,563
- I'm a lemon.

1965
01:20:46,597 --> 01:20:48,299
I'm a bag of Jello.

1966
01:20:48,332 --> 01:20:50,167
Look at me. I'm a yeti.

1967
01:20:50,201 --> 01:20:52,203
- Oh, no, you're not.

1968
01:20:58,342 --> 01:20:59,977
- You're thick.

1969
01:21:00,011 --> 01:21:01,345
I like you fine just the way you

1970
01:21:01,378 --> 01:21:03,714
are.

1971
01:21:03,747 --> 01:21:07,451
- I'm a...Ballast.

1972
01:21:07,484 --> 01:21:10,321
- Don't be ridiculous.

1973
01:21:10,354 --> 01:21:11,455
We're in this together,

1974
01:21:11,488 --> 01:21:17,328
remember?

1975
01:21:17,361 --> 01:21:18,129
- [ sighs ]

1976
01:21:18,162 --> 01:21:20,331
Look.

1977
01:21:20,364 --> 01:21:21,032
Okay?

1978
01:21:21,065 --> 01:21:23,667
I'm not exactly a tasty dish.

1979
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,069
- What are you talking about?

1980
01:21:25,102 --> 01:21:27,104
You are the most beautiful woman

1981
01:21:27,138 --> 01:21:31,742
I have ever seen.

1982
01:21:31,775 --> 01:21:34,011
I'm a manatee.

1983
01:21:34,045 --> 01:21:35,346
God, when did this happen?

1984
01:21:35,379 --> 01:21:39,083
I'm not even a man anymore.

1985
01:21:39,116 --> 01:21:41,352
- Of course you are.

1986
01:21:41,385 --> 01:21:44,288
You're my man.

1987
01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:46,623
- I'm not.

1988
01:21:46,657 --> 01:21:47,691
I'm a dump truck.

1989
01:21:47,724 --> 01:21:49,093
I'm a cruise liner.

1990
01:21:49,126 --> 01:21:50,761
I'm the darn Isthmus of Panama.

1991
01:21:50,794 --> 01:21:55,232
- You're perfect to me.

1992
01:21:55,266 --> 01:21:57,368
Okay?

1993
01:22:01,172 --> 01:22:02,806
[ gasps, whimpers ]

1994
01:22:02,839 --> 01:22:05,008
You're perfect to me.

1995
01:22:06,843 --> 01:22:09,780
- Hey, Ned.

1996
01:22:09,813 --> 01:22:11,582
Can you come here for a second?

1997
01:22:11,615 --> 01:22:12,649
- What do you want?

1998
01:22:12,683 --> 01:22:15,386
[ birds chirping ]

1999
01:22:15,419 --> 01:22:18,655
- What's going on, ned?

2000
01:22:18,689 --> 01:22:19,723
- I got to be someplace.

2001
01:22:19,756 --> 01:22:20,457
I got to go.

2002
01:22:20,491 --> 01:22:24,795
- Wait.

2003
01:22:24,828 --> 01:22:27,698
- I thought maybe we could, um,

2004
01:22:27,731 --> 01:22:34,605
get together sometime.

2005
01:22:34,638 --> 01:22:36,140
- Sterling, I'm not that way.

2006
01:22:36,173 --> 01:22:38,542
I'm sorry.

2007
01:22:38,575 --> 01:22:43,280
- Really?

2008
01:22:43,314 --> 01:22:48,085
- Really.

2009
01:22:48,119 --> 01:22:49,420
- You know, for not being that

2010
01:22:49,453 --> 01:22:51,822
way, you sure give a hell of a

2011
01:22:51,855 --> 01:22:55,826
blowjob, buddy.

2012
01:22:55,859 --> 01:22:59,363
Ugh!

2013
01:22:59,396 --> 01:23:01,465
- Stay the fuck out of my life.

2014
01:23:07,371 --> 01:23:10,874
[ door creaks ]

2015
01:23:10,907 --> 01:23:13,444
- Oh, my god.

2016
01:23:19,683 --> 01:23:22,186
Sterling, what happened?

2017
01:23:22,219 --> 01:23:23,454
- [ voice breaking ] I messed

2018
01:23:23,487 --> 01:23:24,855
up, Kitty.

2019
01:23:24,888 --> 01:23:27,191
[ cries ]

2020
01:23:31,762 --> 01:23:33,730
- Oh. Shh. Okay.

2021
01:23:33,764 --> 01:23:36,400
I'm here.

2022
01:23:36,433 --> 01:23:37,734
I'm here.

2023
01:23:37,768 --> 01:23:39,403
Okay, honey?

2024
01:23:39,436 --> 01:23:41,472
[ smooches ]

2025
01:23:41,505 --> 01:23:42,873
- [ continues crying ]

2026
01:23:42,906 --> 01:23:45,509
- Shh.

2027
01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:01,758
- [ speaking indistinctly ]

2028
01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:06,897
- Hey, I'm not going anywhere.

2029
01:24:06,930 --> 01:24:08,499
I'm not gonna let anything

2030
01:24:08,532 --> 01:24:10,534
happen to you.

2031
01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:17,140
[ birds chirping ]

2032
01:24:40,831 --> 01:24:43,800
- Hello, Max.

2033
01:24:43,834 --> 01:24:45,569
I've missed you so much.

2034
01:24:45,602 --> 01:24:46,803
- Sugar, what are you doing

2035
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,272
here?

2036
01:24:48,305 --> 01:24:49,473
- You're all sweaty, Max.

2037
01:24:49,506 --> 01:24:50,941
- I just got back from a run.

2038
01:24:50,974 --> 01:24:52,276
- How long will it take you to

2039
01:24:52,309 --> 01:24:52,943
pack?

2040
01:24:52,976 --> 01:24:54,811
My things are all ready.

2041
01:24:54,845 --> 01:24:56,313
I figure if we leave now, we

2042
01:24:56,347 --> 01:24:57,814
could be to vegas by nightfall.

2043
01:24:57,848 --> 01:24:58,482
- [ chuckles ]

2044
01:24:58,515 --> 01:24:59,950
Sugar, what are you talking

2045
01:24:59,983 --> 01:25:00,651
about?

2046
01:25:00,684 --> 01:25:02,819
- Oh, we're gonna start a new

2047
01:25:02,853 --> 01:25:05,722
life together, Max, you and i.

2048
01:25:05,756 --> 01:25:08,959
Won't it be divine?

2049
01:25:08,992 --> 01:25:12,629
I'm having our baby, Max.

2050
01:25:12,663 --> 01:25:16,700
We did it, you and i.

2051
01:25:16,733 --> 01:25:18,735
Baby Beedum.

2052
01:25:18,769 --> 01:25:20,437
It'll be the most beautiful

2053
01:25:20,471 --> 01:25:22,573
baby ever.

2054
01:25:22,606 --> 01:25:24,708
I've never felt this way before.

2055
01:25:24,741 --> 01:25:26,310
You don't understand.

2056
01:25:26,343 --> 01:25:28,445
I feel alive for the first time

2057
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:30,314
ever in my whole life, Max.

2058
01:25:30,347 --> 01:25:30,981
Everything is going

2059
01:25:31,014 --> 01:25:31,682
to be okay, Max.

2060
01:25:31,715 --> 01:25:32,849
- Sugar, I don't know what's

2061
01:25:32,883 --> 01:25:34,017
going on in that head of yours,

2062
01:25:34,050 --> 01:25:40,757
but I am not leaving my wife.

2063
01:25:40,791 --> 01:25:42,393
- But you're gonna be a daddy,

2064
01:25:42,426 --> 01:25:49,466
Max, a real father.

2065
01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,735
- How do you know it's mine?

2066
01:25:51,768 --> 01:25:54,638
Everyone was with everyone.

2067
01:25:54,671 --> 01:25:57,408
What about Connie?

2068
01:25:57,441 --> 01:25:58,809
- Connie hasn't touched me in

2069
01:25:58,842 --> 01:26:00,477
eons.

2070
01:26:00,511 --> 01:26:01,345
- We were drunk.

2071
01:26:01,378 --> 01:26:04,615
We were having fun.

2072
01:26:04,648 --> 01:26:05,882
You probably forgot, and this is

2073
01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:07,484
someone else's mistake.

2074
01:26:07,518 --> 01:26:08,919
- [ laughing ] A mistake?

2075
01:26:08,952 --> 01:26:12,956
No, Max, don't be silly.

2076
01:26:12,989 --> 01:26:15,559
We love each other.

2077
01:26:15,592 --> 01:26:18,895
I love you, and you love me.

2078
01:26:18,929 --> 01:26:22,366
We met in private, remember?

2079
01:26:22,399 --> 01:26:23,634
That made it different.

2080
01:26:23,667 --> 01:26:26,937
- Sugar...

2081
01:26:26,970 --> 01:26:29,506
I love Marybelle.

2082
01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:31,908
She's my wife.

2083
01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:33,043
And I'm not gonna leave her,

2084
01:26:33,076 --> 01:26:37,047
not now, not ever.

2085
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,716
- Oh.

2086
01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:40,951
- I'm sorry, Sugar.

2087
01:26:40,984 --> 01:26:42,786
I'm sorry if you got the wrong

2088
01:26:42,819 --> 01:26:43,320
idea.

2089
01:26:43,354 --> 01:26:44,655
- Oh, no, I'm fine.

2090
01:26:44,688 --> 01:26:46,323
I'm just fine.

2091
01:26:46,357 --> 01:26:49,326
Everything's gonna be okay.

2092
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:51,795
[ sighs ]

2093
01:26:51,828 --> 01:26:54,465
I'm okay.

2094
01:26:59,836 --> 01:27:02,305
What am I supposed to do, Max?

2095
01:27:06,977 --> 01:27:11,682
What am I supposed to do?

2096
01:27:11,715 --> 01:27:16,687
- You'll figure it out, Sug.

2097
01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:18,855
[ door closes ]

2098
01:27:24,628 --> 01:27:26,697
[ birds chirping ]

2099
01:28:01,898 --> 01:28:05,469
[ crickets chirping ]

2100
01:28:05,502 --> 01:28:09,873
- Leslie.

2101
01:28:09,906 --> 01:28:13,143
[ chuckles ]

2102
01:28:13,176 --> 01:28:17,881
Leslie.

2103
01:28:17,914 --> 01:28:20,050
[ smooches ]

2104
01:28:44,207 --> 01:28:46,176
[ watch clatters ]

2105
01:28:50,747 --> 01:28:52,849
- You look good like that,

2106
01:28:52,883 --> 01:28:54,184
natural.

2107
01:28:54,217 --> 01:28:57,220
Oh, Max.

2108
01:28:57,253 --> 01:28:59,790
My eyes disappear.

2109
01:28:59,823 --> 01:29:01,792
And my lips are too thin.

2110
01:29:01,825 --> 01:29:05,596
- I don't like the paint.

2111
01:29:05,629 --> 01:29:06,830
- [ chuckles ]

2112
01:29:06,863 --> 01:29:09,666
- All the other girls are so

2113
01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:13,804
put together, so with it.

2114
01:29:13,837 --> 01:29:16,072
I've got to be more like that.

2115
01:29:16,106 --> 01:29:19,810
I'm such a square.

2116
01:29:19,843 --> 01:29:21,978
- Belle, come here.

2117
01:29:31,655 --> 01:29:36,827
I've been thinking.

2118
01:29:36,860 --> 01:29:41,231
Let's try to have a baby.

2119
01:29:41,264 --> 01:29:44,901
- Oh, Max.

2120
01:29:44,935 --> 01:29:48,839
I don't know.

2121
01:29:48,872 --> 01:29:50,140
I'd have to buy a whole new

2122
01:29:50,173 --> 01:29:50,974
wardrobe.

2123
01:29:51,007 --> 01:29:51,642
[ chuckles ]

2124
01:29:51,675 --> 01:29:53,510
And this house is our house.

2125
01:29:53,544 --> 01:29:57,113
It's not a house for a baby.

2126
01:29:57,147 --> 01:30:02,185
- You are beautiful just like

2127
01:30:02,218 --> 01:30:03,253
this.

2128
01:30:03,286 --> 01:30:05,155
And I don't care about any of

2129
01:30:05,188 --> 01:30:09,793
that stuff.

2130
01:30:09,826 --> 01:30:11,995
I want to start over again,

2131
01:30:12,028 --> 01:30:14,931
move away from here.

2132
01:30:14,965 --> 01:30:17,033
- Are you -- Move away from

2133
01:30:17,067 --> 01:30:18,001
our friends?

2134
01:30:18,034 --> 01:30:21,738
- Everyone.

2135
01:30:21,772 --> 01:30:24,274
- Oh, Max, yes.

2136
01:30:24,307 --> 01:30:25,742
Yes, I want to.

2137
01:30:25,776 --> 01:30:26,877
[ sniffles ]

2138
01:30:26,910 --> 01:30:28,612
We'll buy a new house, a bigger

2139
01:30:28,645 --> 01:30:29,012
house.

2140
01:30:29,045 --> 01:30:29,580
- Yeah.

2141
01:30:29,613 --> 01:30:31,147
- And we'll paint it.

2142
01:30:31,181 --> 01:30:33,149
I'll pick out soothing colors

2143
01:30:33,183 --> 01:30:35,085
for a baby, and we'll put a

2144
01:30:35,118 --> 01:30:37,020
swing set in the backyard.

2145
01:30:37,053 --> 01:30:38,154
And we'll have real grass.

2146
01:30:38,188 --> 01:30:38,589
- Yeah.

2147
01:30:38,622 --> 01:30:39,255
- And trees.

2148
01:30:39,289 --> 01:30:40,691
- We can move to Colorado.

2149
01:30:40,724 --> 01:30:41,324
- Yes.

2150
01:30:41,357 --> 01:30:42,158
- Away in the mountains.

2151
01:30:42,192 --> 01:30:42,726
- Yes.

2152
01:30:42,759 --> 01:30:43,426
- Away from everybody.

2153
01:30:43,459 --> 01:30:44,895
- And I'll slide out of bed in

2154
01:30:44,928 --> 01:30:46,029
the morning and pull my hair

2155
01:30:46,062 --> 01:30:47,197
back and make pancakes for the

2156
01:30:47,230 --> 01:30:47,698
whole family.

2157
01:30:47,731 --> 01:30:50,567
- Oh, I want to.

2158
01:30:50,601 --> 01:30:52,035
- We can live somewhere with no

2159
01:30:52,068 --> 01:30:54,037
mirrors, right?

2160
01:30:54,070 --> 01:30:56,106
No mirrors.

2161
01:30:56,139 --> 01:30:58,775
- Yes, belle-belle.

2162
01:30:58,809 --> 01:30:59,976
We don't have to live with any

2163
01:31:00,010 --> 01:31:04,347
of that stuff.

2164
01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:06,783
- I feel like everybody's

2165
01:31:06,817 --> 01:31:10,787
always looking at me.

2166
01:31:10,821 --> 01:31:13,323
- The only neighbors we'll have

2167
01:31:13,356 --> 01:31:15,926
are the deer and the squirrels.

2168
01:31:15,959 --> 01:31:20,330
[ both laugh ]

2169
01:31:20,363 --> 01:31:24,067
[ sniffles ]

2170
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:26,136
- Come on. Help me.

2171
01:31:31,241 --> 01:31:33,710
[ both laughing ]

2172
01:31:40,016 --> 01:31:42,118
And more. Grab them all.

2173
01:31:48,058 --> 01:31:50,226
[ grunting ]

2174
01:32:22,358 --> 01:32:24,327
- [ grunts ]

2175
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:26,462
[ breathing heavily ]

2176
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:32,335
[ grunts ]

2177
01:32:32,368 --> 01:32:36,673
[ both breathing heavily ]

2178
01:32:36,707 --> 01:32:37,741
I love you, wife.

2179
01:32:37,774 --> 01:32:39,042
- I love you, husband.

2180
01:32:39,075 --> 01:32:40,343
[ both smooch ]

2181
01:32:40,376 --> 01:32:42,946
[ indistinct speaking on tv ]

2182
01:32:48,184 --> 01:32:50,153
- Very, very fine-grained as

2183
01:32:50,186 --> 01:32:51,755
you get close to it.

2184
01:32:51,788 --> 01:32:53,423
It's almost like a powder.

2185
01:32:53,456 --> 01:32:57,027
The ground mass is very fine.

2186
01:32:57,060 --> 01:32:59,329
[ radio chatter ]

2187
01:33:05,235 --> 01:33:07,470
- Jesus H. Christ.

2188
01:33:07,503 --> 01:33:09,039
- Holy shit.

2189
01:33:09,072 --> 01:33:10,306
- [ exhales heavily ]

2190
01:33:10,340 --> 01:33:11,908
- How did we miss this the

2191
01:33:11,942 --> 01:33:12,442
first time?

2192
01:33:12,475 --> 01:33:15,211
- [ chuckles ]

2193
01:33:15,245 --> 01:33:20,717
- Un-fucking-believable.

2194
01:33:20,751 --> 01:33:22,986
[ radio chatter ]

2195
01:33:34,837 --> 01:33:39,837
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