1
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Playing the field is the happiest thing
to do in the world.

2
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There is a saying,
a player must possesses good health.

3
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You're not a man
if you ain't a player in your 20s.

4
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You're dumb if you ain't a player in your 30s.

5
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You must be broke if you ain't a player by 40.

6
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God won't forgive you
if you ain't a player in your 50s.

7
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Just go to hell
if you ain't a player in your 70s.

8
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Honestly, what is so attractive
about this lady here?

9
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Pretty good at this time of the night.
Considering how light her skin is.

10
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Her skin is just way too light.

11
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Let's go.

12
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Hey!

13
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Where else do you wanna go?

14
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Nowhere else.
You've picked up the hottest ones anyway.

15
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We have to go.

16
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I will sleep alone tonight.

17
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Come on,

18
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you wanna leave with such a hot lady here?

19
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You bastard

20
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We are in the public.

21
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Your lost...

22
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Let's have us some sex.

23
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As you like.

24
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Wonderful!

25
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According to a medical research,

26
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If a person performs something repeatedly

27
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for over 21 days,

28
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It becomes habit.

29
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Being a player is my most important habit.

30
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I am Carson. Being a player
is the most important thing in my life.

31
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So you ask,
Carson, when did this habit begin?

32
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Actually, I was a pervert since I was a baby.

33
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What the hell, the baby just...

34
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What happened?

35
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May be he wants some milk?

36
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No he was squeezing my tits...

37
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As a kindergartener,

38
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picking up became my regular homework.

39
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Hey, babe! Wanna come to my pool party?

40
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Sure.

41
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I invited her to my place to play

42
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before the chubby girl's mom returns home.

43
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I just wanted to get her naked
and take a bath together.

44
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Take a look-see.

45
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Who would have thought...

46
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Oh my God, you have a cock?

47
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I picked up the wrong Chubby today. Damn it.

48
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When I entered high school, I fell in love...

49
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You have to rip it off...

50
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With my hands?

51
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I'll do it, I have long nails.

52
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To be precise,
it was the unrequited kind of love.

53
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At that time, I adored girls with pony tails.

54
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Karen Ho was my goddess.

55
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I will make Karen Ho my girlfriend one day.

56
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What a coincidence!

57
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Yeah.

58
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Just got off school?

59
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Yeah.

60
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Actually, I want to...

61
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Go out on a date with me.

62
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Same here.

63
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Thinking about you keeps me up at night.

64
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When I think about you,
my heart starts pounding...

65
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Oh, me too!

66
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I can't sleep when I think about you.

67
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Do you think about me when you jerk off?

68
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How do you know?
I jerk it at least 3 times a day...

69
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Why are you getting a chubby right now?

70
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Thinking about it won't happen,
you need to make it happen.

71
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You are very right.

72
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Oh, what a coincidence!

73
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Hey, you are Carson?

74
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You are...?

75
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It's me!

76
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Sweetie Pie, we use to take baths together.

77
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I think about you every night.

78
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No way.

79
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My asshole gets itchy
everytime I think about you.

80
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Hey, I don't know him. Gee.

81
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You ungrateful ass,
I don't wanna talk to you any more.

82
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You better check yo-self
before you wreck yo-self!

83
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Hey, let me explain.

84
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Karen Ho...l am not gay. I love girls

85
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I love...

86
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I ended up in the hospital...

87
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Both arms and legs broken in 18 places...

88
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Luckily my cock was not harmed.

89
00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,501
I think the reason I recovered so quickly is

90
00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:03,709
because I haven't had a wank in days...

91
00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:05,667
My porn dealer was right,

92
00:06:05,709 --> 00:06:07,917
one drop of semen
is worth three drops of blood.

93
00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:11,626
With my new body,
I can carry on my work as a pick-up artist.

94
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Goodbye, Winnie. Thank you.

95
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He has a really huge...

96
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I don't believe you...

97
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Karen Ho?

98
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Is it really you?

99
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Hey...

100
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You go ahead. I can crawl up by myself.

101
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Karen Ho is holding my hand...

102
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That asshole...

103
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He got you pregnant then disappeared on you.

104
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I will kill his family then rape his mother!

105
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Don't be rude.

106
00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:03,417
I like polite and gentle guys.

107
00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:05,917
Let me put it in a more polite way for you.

108
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The man deserves a slow death...

109
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He procreated with you and you conceived.

110
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And now he is playing hide-and-seek with you.

111
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I will wish his family
a one way ticket to heaven.

112
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Then I will have non-consensual intercourse
with his mother.

113
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Nevermind, I chose wrong,
I can't regret it now.

114
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But I don't have the courage
to do the operation.

115
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Why?

116
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My baby Daddy isn't here...

117
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I feel...Humiliated!

118
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What if I am willing to be your baby daddy?

119
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Don't be afraid. You will be fine. Don't worry.

120
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Thank you.

121
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No problem.

122
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Let me treat you to a movie after I recover.

123
00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,167
Are you the baby's father?

124
00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:10,834
That would be me!

125
00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:12,084
Sign here please.

126
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You are the baby's father?

127
00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:17,292
You bet your sweet ass I am!

128
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I am Karen Ho's father.

129
00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,751
Uncle, it's not what you think!

130
00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:27,292
Then what am I thinking?

131
00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,084
Hey, Mister. Don't hit my cock.

132
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Hit him only on his cock.

133
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I thought I could handle it

134
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but her dad finally broke it.

135
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Luckily the doctor reattached it,
it's now longer than before.

136
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So in the hospital I stayed for three months.
By the time I got discharged,

137
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Karen's dad sent her for College in the states.

138
00:08:58,334 --> 00:09:00,792
She never did watch that movie with me.

139
00:09:10,126 --> 00:09:12,542
I would like to become a gynecologist.

140
00:09:12,751 --> 00:09:13,959
Why?

141
00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:16,001
Because every woman I meet

142
00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:19,126
will open their legs voluntarily...

143
00:09:19,501 --> 00:09:22,751
Shit, you just want to screw some hoes...

144
00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:25,042
I would like to become a film director.

145
00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:26,251
Why?

146
00:09:26,251 --> 00:09:28,001
Because all men or women

147
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will strip naked

148
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,042
whenever I want.

149
00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:35,751
Shit, you just want to screw some hoes...

150
00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:38,417
I would like to become the Chief Executive.

151
00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:39,792
Why?

152
00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:41,459
To serve Hong Kong.

153
00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:43,917
But no one in Hong Kong
will let you screw them.

154
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,667
They would end up group screw you instead.

155
00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:48,251
That sounds whack!
I don't wanna be Chief then.

156
00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:52,292
After my buddies Jingo Wong
and Thirteen Chan set me straight,

157
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I gave up pursuing my career
as the Chief Executive

158
00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:55,042
A Chief Executive can lie,

159
00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:57,376
someone always drops a dime.

160
00:09:57,459 --> 00:09:59,709
But my job is safe.

161
00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:02,167
A mediocre Feng Shui master
will bleed you dry for 8 to 10 years.

162
00:10:02,334 --> 00:10:05,459
That's right.
I became a Chinese Feng Shui master.

163
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:06,792
My followers call me...Master Car.

164
00:10:11,501 --> 00:10:14,084
My almighty, please empower me at once!

165
00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:17,126
Maiden Yoyo Siu is possessed by a sick,

166
00:10:17,292 --> 00:10:18,667
relentless demon.

167
00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:24,251
I pray to all the Buddhas
to cast out this demon!

168
00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:28,834
So that I can finally shoot some semen...

169
00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:31,834
Uncle, Auntie.

170
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:35,917
I advise you both go to the diner downstairs...

171
00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:38,084
Because when I take control of
your daughter's body

172
00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:39,792
The 3 demons will come rushing out.

173
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,251
And bite your face off...

174
00:10:41,251 --> 00:10:42,792
No, I am staying, for Yoyo.

175
00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,209
I gave you a chance to leave...

176
00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:49,959
You are gonna be sorry.

177
00:10:52,001 --> 00:10:53,334
Get the hell out of here!

178
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,709
What did you just vomit?

179
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:10,834
Campbell's Cream of Corn...

180
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,667
Just take off those contact lenses.
lam afraid of demons.

181
00:11:19,459 --> 00:11:21,001
Why is the room shaking?

182
00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:21,917
Yeah,

183
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,584
I got my earthquake subwoofers on.

184
00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:25,876
Let's jack it up to Eleven on this bitch.

185
00:11:27,459 --> 00:11:29,001
You sure are quick on your feet.

186
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:31,334
Otherwise, my parents would never let me out.

187
00:11:31,501 --> 00:11:32,459
How will you reward my efforts?

188
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:35,626
I will you a blowjob that took generations
of Siu's families to perfect!

189
00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:48,584
Those damn demons sure are sick...

190
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,501
Yoyo never go out at night.

191
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,542
How could this happen?

192
00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:04,626
The demons sure are relentless.
I hope Master Car is alright.

193
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,126
Can the Master handle it?

194
00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:16,751
I can't handle it!

195
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,376
The entrance is not facing West,

196
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:35,584
facing a construction site.

197
00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:38,417
This is a bad luck spot

198
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:41,959
Haunted...this place is horrible. Don't buy it.

199
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,251
Oh Master Car

200
00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:46,667
Are you trying to cock-block me?

201
00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:49,376
Half of your commission, then I un-cock-block.

202
00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,417
You are trying to rob me blind.

203
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,001
Mr. Chan, what do you do for living?

204
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,501
- I run a jewelry store.
- You are bad out of luck.

205
00:12:57,917 --> 00:12:59,876
You got an employment agency here...

206
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,584
A mini-storage there. .
You're stuck in the middle

207
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:05,376
What do you get
when you put the two together in Chinese?

208
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:06,084
Rob.

209
00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:08,834
Exactly! Your jewelry store
is bound to get robbed.

210
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:10,417
What should we do?

211
00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:13,251
Excuse me. I have to take this.

212
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,626
Mr. Ho, how's the casino business?
You want me to consult again?

213
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,084
Baby, tomorrow is your birthday.

214
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,084
Let's have dinner together.

215
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:21,626
Dinner sounds great.

216
00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,626
Let's go to your favourite restaurant.

217
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,709
I will reserve a table for 8 o'clock.

218
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:25,751
Steak, my favourite.

219
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,126
See you at 8 tomorrow.

220
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,626
Alright Mr. Ho, I am gonna make you rich!

221
00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:34,126
Master, is this store as bad as you say?

222
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,584
It's worse, this spot right here, is deadly...

223
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:37,751
Extremely deadly...

224
00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:40,542
Trying to con the con-artist, go to hell!

225
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:44,834
Honey, this spot is deadly!

226
00:13:45,126 --> 00:13:46,209
I am always right!

227
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,917
Thank you.

228
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:56,626
Hello?

229
00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:58,584
Honey, tomorrow is your birthday.

230
00:13:58,584 --> 00:13:59,834
Dinner, I won't take no for an answer.

231
00:14:00,084 --> 00:14:01,667
I love dinner.

232
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,542
I booked a table
at your favorite Chinese restaurant.

233
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,876
8 pm, OK? Bye.

234
00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:08,376
M Hotel is superb.

235
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,626
Something is wrong here...

236
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,917
Your busted your head,
so there is something wrong.

237
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:16,709
Oh, shit.

238
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,167
Yeah shit, you are knee deep in it too.

239
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:19,209
Oh, I am dying.

240
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:20,626
You won't die if you go to the hospital.

241
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,959
I'm gonna pass out.

242
00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:25,167
Birthday dinners with <i>2</i> girls
at the same building

243
00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,542
might be hard for some.

244
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:30,876
For a balling player like myself,
impossible is nothing.

245
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,209
50% chance of tapping <i>2</i> girls...

246
00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:34,709
equals to 100% chance of tapping 1 girl...

247
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:35,959
Thank you.

248
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,001
Thank you.

249
00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:41,667
You are hot as a fox tonight.

250
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:43,709
You look very charming yourself.

251
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,501
Oh, I forgot,
I got myself plastic surgery for my birthday.

252
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:48,626
Feel my nose and you will see.

253
00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:52,584
It's hard.

254
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,959
I know you like it hard...

255
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:58,042
You have a dirty mind...

256
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:02,001
My phone is ringing, I mean vibrating.

257
00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:05,751
Yes, how's everything, Mrs. Chan?

258
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,876
You daughter just coughed up

259
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,084
hundreds of cockroaches?

260
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:13,209
Give me a minute.

261
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:15,292
You are on diet.
You don't mind listening to this?

262
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,459
Don't talk about it in here.

263
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,459
Fine, I will talk outside.

264
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,917
Yes, this is voodoo curse called Roach-Mouth.

265
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,584
Sorry, honey. I came late again.

266
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:43,542
I prefer if you didn't "cums" so soon.

267
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,959
It's always better to "cum" late.

268
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:48,001
You know I can't hold out
when it "cums" to you.

269
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,084
Naughty boy.

270
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:51,084
Come.

271
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,251
Let's eat.

272
00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:58,917
My phone's ringing,
I mean vibrating. Excuse me.

273
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,792
Mrs. Chan. Stay calm...

274
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,876
You daughter just

275
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,251
threw up cockroaches during dinner?

276
00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:09,126
Don't talk about it here.

277
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,584
Oh, alright...

278
00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:13,126
She is cursed, that's right.

279
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:15,667
Hi

280
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:16,876
Hi

281
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:25,542
Mrs. Chan is my biggest client,
I can't let her down.

282
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:29,042
Baby, you know what's funny?

283
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:32,501
The girl over at that table is just like you

284
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,126
Her phone keeps ringing

285
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,792
and she runs outside to answer the calls.

286
00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:36,751
Really?

287
00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,542
Yup, she just ran outside.

288
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,876
It's hard to make a living in Hong Kong.

289
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:46,584
How about...
going to Shek O for a drive after dinner?

290
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:50,251
That's too far, let's just Shek "O" in my car.

291
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,417
You dirty boy...

292
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,501
It's okay, it is just on shaky legs.

293
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,167
I think her dog may be an addict...

294
00:16:57,209 --> 00:16:58,542
Drug addicted dogs?

295
00:16:58,709 --> 00:16:59,626
You never seen then before?

296
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,001
Mrs. Chan's daughter has 20 piercings,

297
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,751
that's just her left ear.

298
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,042
She must be high,

299
00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:06,084
I think she gets high with her pooch.

300
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:07,917
So, what should we do?

301
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,501
I will ask her to bring the dog's urine
in for a lab test.

302
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,459
Your phone is buzzing again?

303
00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:16,917
Excuse me.

304
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:21,501
Hi, Mrs. Chan. Oh my god!

305
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,417
Your dog is biting Mr. Chan's dick?

306
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,459
Oh, his brother Dick...

307
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,834
Mrs. Chan...

308
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:30,501
Don't panic...

309
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:31,834
Miss, please keep your voice down

310
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,917
you are disturbing the other customers.

311
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:40,501
Excuse me...

312
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:41,792
I will talk outside.

313
00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:44,542
It's hard to make a living.

314
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,917
Mrs. Chan, don't worry.

315
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,542
Do you have lubricant at home...

316
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,542
Wow, it vibrates again.

317
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:51,084
Yes it did...

318
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:52,751
Mrs. Chan is really sick, Hello...

319
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:53,834
Talk outside.

320
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,501
Yes. Mrs. Chan

321
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,959
Two guys at the same time, looks tiring...

322
00:17:58,959 --> 00:17:59,959
You are not so fit yourself...

323
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:04,209
lam Carson. I am a Feng Shui Master.

324
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,334
Chi-Ling. I am a veterinarian.

325
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,542
Your face tells me you get hit on a lot
by the opposite sex.

326
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,251
Don't play a player, I am usually busy...

327
00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:12,792
busy neutering bastard dogs.

328
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,001
Then can we be friends?

329
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,126
I read this article about a survey on rape.

330
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:19,584
Most victims are raped by their friends.

331
00:18:27,626 --> 00:18:29,626
Sorry, I am back again.

332
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:32,834
I have ordered stir-fried shrimps.
Do you like it?

333
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:33,542
Great.

334
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:37,917
Shrimps are too short...You won't like it.

335
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:40,042
Let me order a lobster for you.

336
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:42,292
Wow, it's huge.

337
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:45,751
Don't announce to the world about my size...

338
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,376
Lobsters, so what? Excuse me.

339
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,376
I would like two. One for each of us.

340
00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:51,959
Don't start trouble okay.

341
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,251
Now everyone knows...

342
00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:56,126
lam hung like a can of Pepsi.

343
00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:58,501
What did you say?

344
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,709
Haha, you missed!

345
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,084
You lobstered my woman.

346
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:11,792
Jelly Boobies?!

347
00:19:14,459 --> 00:19:17,126
Oh, this guy is crazy.

348
00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:22,667
I still haven't asked you for your number...

349
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,417
Chi-Ling. What are you doing here?

350
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,584
They said...someone was attacked by lobsters.

351
00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:31,542
So asked if I can help.

352
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,459
No way.

353
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:38,126
Mrs. Chan, your dog is having
an epileptic seizure? I am on my way.

354
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:45,709
Baby, what are you doing here?

355
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:48,042
The guy that just left
she said she was possessed by a demon.

356
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,126
I am here to exorcise for her.

357
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:53,667
Exorcise my butt,
you were picking up that woman...

358
00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:55,917
What woman? No woman.

359
00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,209
I am a woman!

360
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:58,459
When did you come back?

361
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:00,292
Asshole!

362
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:01,542
Ball sack!

363
00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,126
Girls With big tits

364
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,709
do slap harder...

365
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,209
Last night after meeting Chi-Ling,
I was hard as hell.

366
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:14,167
After striking outwith both girls,
I called my safety girl.

367
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:16,417
Easy Amy is a clear winner

368
00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,209
in a situation like this.

369
00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:22,126
Then, I myself became the subject
of a medical condition.

370
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:34,584
Heart beat is fine.

371
00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:37,917
Does it hurt?

372
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,042
Here?

373
00:20:40,209 --> 00:20:40,709
How about here?

374
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:41,584
No.

375
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:42,584
There?

376
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,501
No.

377
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,417
Do you feel any tension in your spine?

378
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,376
No.

379
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,334
I am afraid, it is a blood circulation problem

380
00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:58,209
I haven't seen this condition before.

381
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,084
So I asked my friend for help.

382
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:00,917
For a diagnosis.

383
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:01,834
She will be right here.

384
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:02,834
Am I going to die?

385
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,084
Everyone dies, it's when that matters.

386
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:10,917
What a coincidence.

387
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,667
A coincidence indeed!

388
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,251
Hey

389
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,376
Renowned veterinarian, Chi-Ling.

390
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:20,251
This condition rarely happens in humans,
animals mostly.

391
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:21,709
What do you think?

392
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:23,959
How did this happen?

393
00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,126
Please explain.

394
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,001
Please explain.

395
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:31,459
It's like this right.

396
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:34,917
You want to open the door,
you stick in your key.

397
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:38,459
So you unlock the door,
then when you pull the key,

398
00:21:39,084 --> 00:21:40,667
It's stuck.

399
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:45,709
This condition usually happens with dogs.

400
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:48,709
The chances of it occurring
on human is one in a million.

401
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:52,667
The vaginal muscle
of a dog is circular-shaped.

402
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:55,042
It will contract as the animal reaches orgasm

403
00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:58,126
trapping the male's sexual organ
to ensure ejaculation

404
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:00,626
In this case, you are the male dog.

405
00:22:00,626 --> 00:22:01,751
I am sure he is.

406
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,126
Then it's right.

407
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,292
I saw this happen by my building once
when I was a boy.

408
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,876
They just pour water on the dogs...
does the trick.

409
00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:11,376
Looks wet enough from here,
water is not the answer.

410
00:22:11,751 --> 00:22:14,126
Ice will do the trick.

411
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:15,084
Where should I put it?

412
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,501
Put it around the scrotum,

413
00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:18,584
as they will shrink, so will your organ.

414
00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:20,167
It's thermal contraction and expansion.

415
00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:21,417
What's a scrotum?

416
00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:24,376
By scrotum, she means balls.

417
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,167
Then just say balls then...

418
00:22:26,584 --> 00:22:27,626
I will go get some ice.

419
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,584
Is she putting them on me?

420
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:30,209
Don't worry, I'll do it.

421
00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,751
I did your hemorrhoids operation, I got this.

422
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,834
Send you the invoice later.

423
00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:39,417
You never told me
about this condition of yours.

424
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:40,709
- M e?
- Yes.

425
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:42,542
Don't ask, don't tell.

426
00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,084
Screw you.

427
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:56,834
Thank you.

428
00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,001
A piece of cake.

429
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:01,084
No, I really feel humiliated.

430
00:23:01,084 --> 00:23:03,834
Twice in a week...l am ashamed of myself.

431
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:05,959
Get what you want

432
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:07,626
while you still can right?

433
00:23:07,626 --> 00:23:09,876
As a fellow player,
I have to admit I am impressed.

434
00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:12,876
Don't sell yourself short...

435
00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:17,292
You are only young once.

436
00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:19,251
I won't settle for anyone

437
00:23:19,292 --> 00:23:20,709
and say my vows.

438
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:21,709
I will die of boredom

439
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,917
You don't believe in marriage then?

440
00:23:25,709 --> 00:23:26,876
I do and I will.

441
00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:29,834
I will get married
when I find the right person.

442
00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,751
After that, I am going straight.

443
00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:33,834
So that means
you haven't found the right person yet.

444
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,626
Then that's perfect.

445
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,376
I sincerely recommend you a good one.

446
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,917
Don't forget your love glove,

447
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:51,959
it's a filthy world out there.

448
00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:53,459
That means

449
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,876
the people in here are clean as angels.

450
00:23:57,709 --> 00:24:00,667
I gotta get going. I will send the invoice.

451
00:24:01,417 --> 00:24:04,376
I once thought Chi-Ling was an easy lay.

452
00:24:04,584 --> 00:24:06,792
Who knew, I have finally met my match.

453
00:24:07,584 --> 00:24:09,584
Hot chick with a brain to match,

454
00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:11,292
I like.

455
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:15,501
What do you think?

456
00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:18,501
Do I look like a filthy bitch?

457
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:20,584
Work it you filthy bitch.

458
00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:25,709
Here comes a sexy nurse, bubble bath anyone?

459
00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:27,959
I should call you the twin peaks twins.

460
00:24:27,959 --> 00:24:29,959
Guys will be all over you two.

461
00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:33,292
But then again, all hot guys are gay now.

462
00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:36,084
If you ever meet one, cherish them.

463
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:40,667
So what's with you lately?

464
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:44,001
You are staying home doing yoga?
You on the rag?

465
00:24:44,001 --> 00:24:45,751
No, I just wanna take some rest.

466
00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:48,917
The men out there
will starve to death without you.

467
00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:51,584
I wanted to be alone, but...

468
00:24:52,584 --> 00:24:54,001
Actually, I met someone.

469
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:56,167
Got yourself a new target?

470
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:59,501
Does he look like
Kaneshiro Takeshi or Daniel Wu?

471
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,209
He is well...special looking

472
00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:05,792
A real player's

473
00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:07,167
player in my book.

474
00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:11,584
Doesn't matter
if you meet a hot guy or a "fugly" guy.

475
00:25:11,667 --> 00:25:14,001
They are players for the same reason.

476
00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:15,834
So why torture yourself

477
00:25:15,876 --> 00:25:17,501
by settling with him?

478
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:18,959
Do you believe in destiny?

479
00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:21,084
Oh you are serious?

480
00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:23,376
I have only met him twice...

481
00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:26,292
The second time we met,
he was dogging another girl...

482
00:25:27,501 --> 00:25:29,292
But I feel something for him...

483
00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:34,292
You must have wronged him in a past life...
he is back to collect.

484
00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:36,001
What are you on about?

485
00:25:36,084 --> 00:25:38,126
You owed him something in a past life...

486
00:25:38,126 --> 00:25:39,376
Take my dad,

487
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:43,292
he is fat, poor and loves hookers,

488
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,167
But my mom still loves him.

489
00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:48,001
She must have owed him from her last life.

490
00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:50,709
So what does he do?

491
00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:53,709
He's a Feng Shui master on TV.

492
00:25:53,917 --> 00:25:56,084
You mean Carson?

493
00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:59,084
They say he is better than the pony tail guy.

494
00:25:59,501 --> 00:26:02,209
You look like you already want

495
00:26:02,251 --> 00:26:03,667
to steal him from me.

496
00:26:04,459 --> 00:26:05,542
I've got an idea.

497
00:26:05,584 --> 00:26:07,584
Let's invite him to join our
flirty bitches party.

498
00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,959
And ask him to bring

499
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:12,292
some rich yuppie friends.

500
00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:14,667
So may be we can "get some" too.

501
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:17,209
Are his friends cool though?

502
00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,001
It's a masquerade party,

503
00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:21,626
costumes is a must.

504
00:26:21,876 --> 00:26:24,334
I don't know, but I want to give him a try...

505
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,334
Let's try it.

506
00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:51,459
Where are the doctor
and director friends of his?

507
00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:53,334
I don't wanna rush them.

508
00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:54,584
Don't want to make them think
I care so much about this.

509
00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:55,959
That's right.

510
00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,334
Hey.

511
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:02,834
Sorry that we are a bit late.

512
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,126
You guys are so cute. So who are you guys?

513
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,334
Can't you tell? We are just being ourselves.

514
00:27:08,167 --> 00:27:10,584
Look, I am of course a Dick-head.

515
00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:13,209
Obviously.

516
00:27:13,459 --> 00:27:15,126
I am a pussy.

517
00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:18,626
I am an ass and this is my hole.

518
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:21,292
They are my two roommates.

519
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:25,417
They are sisters by name not by blood.

520
00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,167
Hi. I am Big S.

521
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,084
I am Small S.

522
00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:31,626
- Great names. Just be yourselves.
- Pretty good.

523
00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:33,709
These two are my best friends.

524
00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:35,292
Doctor Thirteen Chan.

525
00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:36,792
Film Director Jingo Wong.

526
00:27:37,001 --> 00:27:38,167
I am Carson.

527
00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:40,417
Let's go in.

528
00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:41,834
Sure.

529
00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:45,084
Cheers.

530
00:27:51,876 --> 00:27:56,501
I must say, I have always liked a Big S.

531
00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:57,709
Don't,

532
00:27:57,751 --> 00:28:00,709
my heart is pounding.

533
00:28:00,709 --> 00:28:04,001
I would love to give your heart a pounding.

534
00:28:04,001 --> 00:28:07,292
This here, it is true to size.

535
00:28:08,001 --> 00:28:09,084
Your size?

536
00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:10,376
Look how vascular it is...

537
00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:12,792
Isn't it a bit stumpy?

538
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:17,209
What can I do with a Small S I ask.

539
00:28:17,209 --> 00:28:18,792
Be the female lead of my movie!

540
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:20,292
What movie?

541
00:28:20,876 --> 00:28:22,584
When Ass-man meets a Small S.

542
00:28:23,084 --> 00:28:25,709
Don't worry. My intentions are pure...

543
00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:28,334
I will purely and simply screw you...

544
00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:47,209
So, are we playing your favorite game?

545
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:49,751
Whoever the bottle points at last, they are it.

546
00:28:49,751 --> 00:28:53,001
Correct. Truth or Dare.

547
00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:54,542
That person must answer the truth

548
00:28:54,959 --> 00:28:57,334
or accept a dare.

549
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,001
Okay,

550
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:14,376
did you invite Carson
because you are interested in him?

551
00:29:14,376 --> 00:29:15,584
Do you have feelings for him?

552
00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:21,501
Answer

553
00:29:21,501 --> 00:29:22,292
Stop it!

554
00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:24,751
I'm not answering.

555
00:29:25,626 --> 00:29:27,084
Then take a dare!

556
00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:30,376
Dare!

557
00:29:30,376 --> 00:29:31,376
I've got an idea.

558
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:34,167
Pretend you are having an orgasm here
in front of everyone.

559
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,959
- Then we will let you off the hook.
- Agreed!

560
00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:39,751
That's crazy. How do you fake an orgasm?

561
00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:41,042
Every girl

562
00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:44,376
fakes in front of their boyfriends.

563
00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:48,542
Every girl I had didn't fake it.

564
00:29:48,751 --> 00:29:50,709
Right. So I don't even get what you are saying.

565
00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:53,501
Those are your screaming patients.

566
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,917
As for you, you date actresses, enough said.

567
00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:57,917
Doesn't matter. Just do it.

568
00:29:59,709 --> 00:30:01,876
Don't I need a guy

569
00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:03,834
at least to have one with.

570
00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:05,917
Carson's your guy.

571
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:11,292
But he makes me giggle.

572
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:14,334
No backing down, man up woman!

573
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,167
I don't think they will let you off the hook.

574
00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:23,709
Just pretend this is whatsapp sex.

575
00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:25,042
What is that?

576
00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:32,751
I want to fire a rocket
and shoot you into space.

577
00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:37,126
We devour each other in zero gravity...

578
00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:41,126
I will undo your bra with my hands, feeling...

579
00:30:41,626 --> 00:30:44,709
Your pink nipples, queen of all nips.

580
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:49,626
When I say spread...

581
00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:51,417
You say how wide...

582
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:57,209
If I have to set a restriction
to our relationship

583
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:02,542
I hope it is shag now
or forever hold our peace...

584
00:31:05,876 --> 00:31:07,792
Madam, may I enter you?

585
00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:10,876
Yes you may.

586
00:31:30,959 --> 00:31:32,167
You are so hard!

587
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:33,667
I don't do Nicam sex.

588
00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:35,334
Try again.

589
00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:38,334
I said...your cock is so hard.

590
00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:48,917
Hang on, I am cumming.

591
00:31:48,959 --> 00:31:50,001
Don't cum that fast.

592
00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:53,459
I am cumming.

593
00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:58,209
Let me cover you.

594
00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:06,042
I should get going. Bye.

595
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:08,376
Me too. Bye.

596
00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:11,584
It's getting late.
Let me give you a ride back to

597
00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:16,001
My place.
It's dangerous for a single girl out here.

598
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,959
Hey.

599
00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:20,667
- What?
- The bill is settled. We can go.

600
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:23,084
How about you? Are you available tonight?

601
00:32:23,084 --> 00:32:24,834
Let's go to the closest hotel.

602
00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:26,626
You forgot your pussy.

603
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,792
I got be a fresh one.

604
00:32:46,709 --> 00:32:49,001
Wow. Everybody is gone?

605
00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:54,876
Hey. They are all gone. Let's go.

606
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:58,501
Where do you live? I will give you a ride.

607
00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:04,876
You are so drunk.

608
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,876
I should take what I can, while I can.

609
00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:10,709
And be all that I can be...

610
00:33:24,501 --> 00:33:27,334
Thank God. Thank you.

611
00:34:17,167 --> 00:34:20,251
Hello? Anybody?

612
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,251
Wow, nice eggs...

613
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,042
Try it.

614
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,126
Wow. It's edible.

615
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:38,417
How many girlfriends do you have now?

616
00:35:40,626 --> 00:35:41,834
Lost count.

617
00:35:42,626 --> 00:35:45,376
A real player has over 100.

618
00:35:45,501 --> 00:35:47,376
Those are not girlfriends.

619
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,334
Those are called McDonald's Delivery.

620
00:35:49,459 --> 00:35:52,084
Meaning they are open 24 hours.

621
00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:54,626
You know it's bad for you, but it taste good.

622
00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,042
How about girlfriends?

623
00:35:58,667 --> 00:35:59,959
Haven't had one for a long time.

624
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:03,376
How about you?

625
00:36:03,751 --> 00:36:07,126
Me? I am a McDonald's fan...

626
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:10,626
Did you sleep okay?

627
00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:12,376
Did we shag?

628
00:36:13,459 --> 00:36:14,542
Don't you remember?

629
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:17,792
I was drunk, not even grabbing a tit?

630
00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:19,959
I swear I didn't grab a tit,
if I did, my hand would rot.

631
00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:25,501
How do I know if you didn't use your feet?

632
00:36:25,834 --> 00:36:29,584
I am not a foot man like Messi...

633
00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:31,959
Oh, I love Messi.

634
00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:35,584
I hate that footsy Messi.
My favourite is Michael Jordan.

635
00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:38,501
He can hold any tit,
I mean, ball with a single hand.

636
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:43,667
Gotta get to work.

637
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:44,876
Off you go.

638
00:36:58,751 --> 00:37:00,834
Thank you. Bye.

639
00:37:03,251 --> 00:37:06,001
No way. Nothing happened?

640
00:37:06,376 --> 00:37:09,001
May be he is too old to get it up?

641
00:37:09,001 --> 00:37:10,709
Is he impotent?

642
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,001
I don't know.

643
00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:14,626
I found myself in his bed when I woke up.

644
00:37:14,626 --> 00:37:16,209
He slept in the bathtub.

645
00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:19,167
It's an act, all men want pussy.

646
00:37:19,376 --> 00:37:21,292
Maybe he is not a cat person.

647
00:37:21,751 --> 00:37:24,042
May be he has STDs.

648
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,001
Or crabs, that's why he can't do it.

649
00:37:26,001 --> 00:37:27,126
He could have used condoms.

650
00:37:27,334 --> 00:37:29,251
It's weird as hell is what he is.

651
00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:36,001
I think he has feelings for me.

652
00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,209
He doesn't wanna make a bad impression.

653
00:37:37,209 --> 00:37:41,167
Haven't you heard,
people call him a pussy magnet.

654
00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:43,334
I am a bit of a dick magnet myself
I have to admit.

655
00:37:43,334 --> 00:37:46,959
True. If you two end up being a couple

656
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:51,626
Then you will become Mr. and Mrs. Player

657
00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:53,001
I wanna give it a try.

658
00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:54,626
Just think about it.

659
00:37:54,626 --> 00:37:55,792
Men nowadays

660
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:58,042
don't use their brains to think anymore.

661
00:37:58,042 --> 00:38:00,709
They let their cocks think for them.

662
00:38:00,792 --> 00:38:04,126
When you are in love,
you tell each other everything.

663
00:38:04,126 --> 00:38:07,126
Once the feeling is gone, the honesty is gone.

664
00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:10,667
Committing to a guy like him is a bad idea.

665
00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:12,834
But if I don't give it a shot.

666
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:15,042
How do I know if he is Mr. Right?

667
00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:18,459
Maybe he has been a player for too long.
He wants settle down?

668
00:38:18,459 --> 00:38:20,209
I don't believe him.

669
00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:22,751
Does his face tell you he can settle down?

670
00:38:22,751 --> 00:38:23,876
I don't believe him either.

671
00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:25,459
What does he have to do?

672
00:38:25,459 --> 00:38:28,542
Unless you two share the same bed.

673
00:38:29,084 --> 00:38:31,042
He is not allowed to have sex
with you for 100 days.

674
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,167
He is not allowed to pick up chicks either.

675
00:38:33,334 --> 00:38:35,709
Then I will believe he is sincere.

676
00:38:37,042 --> 00:38:38,167
That's brutal.

677
00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:40,334
But if he can hold out...

678
00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:43,584
Then everything would be worth it.

679
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:49,584
I love this guy,
can you imagine if he chatted me up?

680
00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:51,001
Which one?

681
00:38:51,167 --> 00:38:54,001
He is the son of the real estate tycoon,

682
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:56,792
Daniel Lee

683
00:38:57,292 --> 00:39:00,542
He donated $500million
to Children's Cancer Fund?

684
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,792
His dad has a hundred billion net worth,

685
00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:07,709
best of all they are liquid.

686
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:09,751
You won't even make his top 10.

687
00:39:09,751 --> 00:39:12,417
No. One of my friends knows him.

688
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,126
I heard that he is very loyal.

689
00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:16,251
He only ever had <i>2</i> girlfriends.

690
00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:20,001
Plus, he is still single.

691
00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:21,709
If he wants me,

692
00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:23,751
I'd settle for top 30.

693
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:27,126
Wake up sister, Daniel Lee, dream on!

694
00:39:40,959 --> 00:39:44,209
What's so special you
have to come here to tell me?

695
00:39:44,376 --> 00:39:45,959
I have feelings for you.

696
00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:47,501
But I am skeptical about your potential.

697
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:50,334
That's normal. What should we do now?

698
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,376
Move in with me and live in my house.

699
00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:58,042
Right to the point, I like it.

700
00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:00,042
Sleep with me on the same bed.

701
00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:02,542
Crystal clear. I adore it.

702
00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:04,751
But you are not allowed
to have sex with me for 100 days.

703
00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:06,251
Hugs and kisses at the most.

704
00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:10,001
In addition, under no circumstance
may you touch any other woman.

705
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,042
Living together but no sex,

706
00:40:13,292 --> 00:40:14,667
did you just have an abortion?

707
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:19,834
No, this is a test.

708
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,584
If you can hold out for 100 days,

709
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,042
then we will be a couple.

710
00:40:23,042 --> 00:40:25,292
If you break the rules, then it's bye-bye.

711
00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:29,834
Her game is flawless, I am impressed.

712
00:40:29,834 --> 00:40:31,501
I can't lose,

713
00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:33,376
yet I must accept.

714
00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:35,459
May be...things wouldn't be so hard...

715
00:40:35,792 --> 00:40:37,459
What if she loses.

716
00:40:45,459 --> 00:40:48,542
Master, I want it.

717
00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:52,042
No means no! It's a challenge.

718
00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:54,709
No sex for 10,000 days. Piss off.

719
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:59,292
Master, I want it now.

720
00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:01,709
Behave yourself.

721
00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:03,876
Go take a cold shower.

722
00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:08,876
I beg you master, I can't hold it in.

723
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,667
Take care of it on your own!

724
00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:18,709
Master, I want it now!

725
00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:19,792
Does it itch?

726
00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:20,709
Yes.

727
00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:22,751
You want some cream for that itch?

728
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:24,126
I want a big tube.

729
00:41:31,251 --> 00:41:32,417
What are you thinking?

730
00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:34,459
What else can I think?

731
00:41:35,376 --> 00:41:36,751
Have you made up your mind?

732
00:41:37,459 --> 00:41:40,417
No obstacle has ever stood in my way.

733
00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:43,001
100 days is a walk in the park.

734
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,251
Alright. I officially accept the challenge.

735
00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:47,292
Yes.

736
00:41:58,084 --> 00:42:00,376
"Hi!
"Hi!

737
00:42:02,334 --> 00:42:04,292
Hi!

738
00:42:04,417 --> 00:42:06,084
Big S and Small S,
you've met them before, right?

739
00:42:06,084 --> 00:42:08,251
Of course! Who haven't?

740
00:42:09,042 --> 00:42:10,251
We live together.

741
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:11,626
That's exciting.

742
00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:13,667
Hello, I am Angelina.

743
00:42:16,626 --> 00:42:18,042
Hi, I am Hamdelina.

744
00:42:18,042 --> 00:42:20,417
Oh, what a great name.

745
00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:27,042
Get moving.

746
00:42:27,042 --> 00:42:28,542
Already moving...

747
00:42:36,126 --> 00:42:39,959
This pervert could never
hold out for 100 days.

748
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:43,042
He won't make it past tonight.

749
00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:48,209
What is this?

750
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,334
Oh yeah, you have your side. I have mine.

751
00:42:53,584 --> 00:42:55,459
So there is no touching?

752
00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:56,501
Yes we can.

753
00:42:59,501 --> 00:43:00,209
Here we go.

754
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:00,751
What am I touching?

755
00:43:00,751 --> 00:43:01,417
Head.

756
00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:03,042
And we can kiss each other too.

757
00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:04,751
100 days is hard to wait...

758
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:05,876
It's all for your own good.

759
00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:10,042
Can we start the 100 days tomorrow?

760
00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:10,667
Let's shag tonight?

761
00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,334
Do I look stupid?

762
00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:14,042
I don't think so.

763
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,251
Do you want me to kick you out?

764
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,209
No.

765
00:43:19,376 --> 00:43:21,167
Take a shower.
Let's have dinner together after.

766
00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:31,584
Dinner's ready.

767
00:43:36,709 --> 00:43:39,834
Damn, 6 milk jugs at the table...

768
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,626
Who could resist!

769
00:43:53,084 --> 00:43:56,542
Raw beef, leeks, oysters...

770
00:43:58,876 --> 00:44:00,251
And Cow Dong!

771
00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:02,834
According to the ancient herbal medicine,

772
00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,917
everything here has an aphrodisiac effect.

773
00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:06,292
Do they really?

774
00:44:06,334 --> 00:44:08,959
We just love eating them.

775
00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:17,959
You lick your oysters?

776
00:44:18,292 --> 00:44:22,209
I am used to licking them before eating.

777
00:44:25,334 --> 00:44:29,501
I am used to paleo diet after 6pm.

778
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,292
Do you want to lick that before eating it?

779
00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:36,626
Good idea.

780
00:44:36,751 --> 00:44:38,126
Nevermind.

781
00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:49,709
I am taking the night shift at the clinic.

782
00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:50,417
I am going out to play mahjong.

783
00:44:51,126 --> 00:44:52,459
How come the TV is not showing anything?

784
00:44:52,667 --> 00:44:55,542
We don't watch TV. We only watch DVDs.

785
00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:57,042
Help yourself.

786
00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,126
Be good at home.

787
00:45:03,709 --> 00:45:05,917
Who doesn't watch TV?

788
00:45:14,709 --> 00:45:16,334
Forbidden Legend?

789
00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:20,501
Why is she bald? Looks like Vin Diesel.

790
00:45:24,834 --> 00:45:26,709
Japanese school girl occupies Diaoyu Islands?

791
00:45:26,709 --> 00:45:29,167
No way. Diaoyu Islands belong to us!

792
00:45:32,042 --> 00:45:33,667
I am gonna go shower...

793
00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:47,001
I'll watch a DVD. The Invader 3D. Alright.

794
00:45:49,542 --> 00:45:51,126
What 3D, it's not 3D.

795
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:57,167
Invader...33D?

796
00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:58,084
Damn.

797
00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:20,709
33E, big deal.

798
00:46:23,126 --> 00:46:26,001
Mrs. Chan. This is Category 3.

799
00:46:26,251 --> 00:46:28,584
He's still young. He doesn't understand.

800
00:46:30,001 --> 00:46:33,876
These pheromones sprays
will make a monk rock hard in 10 seconds.

801
00:46:33,876 --> 00:46:35,751
There is no resisting this.

802
00:46:59,001 --> 00:47:00,876
Sex equals to emptiness,
emptiness equals to sex.

803
00:47:00,876 --> 00:47:02,751
Sex is emptiness, emptiness is sex,

804
00:47:02,751 --> 00:47:04,501
I like big boobs and big butts
and I cannot lie...

805
00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:07,167
Gee! What am I talking about?

806
00:47:07,626 --> 00:47:10,459
No. I need to transform...

807
00:47:11,751 --> 00:47:13,751
Big S, Plan B.

808
00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:27,459
Amitabha, a sister's boobies is out of bounds.

809
00:47:27,459 --> 00:47:28,292
A cockroach!

810
00:47:28,292 --> 00:47:28,751
Where?

811
00:47:29,459 --> 00:47:31,334
Search it. There must be one somewhere.

812
00:47:31,876 --> 00:47:34,876
No way. Don't make me.

813
00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:37,126
Hey.

814
00:47:37,584 --> 00:47:39,084
Just leave me alone.

815
00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:40,959
You think I don't have the guts to screw you?

816
00:47:42,126 --> 00:47:44,834
No matter what,
someone is getting screwed tonight.

817
00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:49,292
How incredible is this?

818
00:47:53,334 --> 00:47:57,251
Righteous sacrifice. Fine.
He passes for the day.

819
00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:01,626
You still have 99 days to go, fat kid.

820
00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:07,334
Chi-Ling must have set a trap
with Big S and Small S...

821
00:48:07,459 --> 00:48:10,292
I don't wanna make myself look stupid
in front of the 3 chicks.

822
00:48:10,459 --> 00:48:13,001
I wasn't going to be serious
with Chi-Ling at first.

823
00:48:13,876 --> 00:48:16,042
But at this moment,

824
00:48:16,334 --> 00:48:18,292
screwing is not the issue here.

825
00:48:18,292 --> 00:48:21,084
It's about pride.

826
00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:31,709
Simon King,

827
00:48:31,751 --> 00:48:33,751
let me explain the scene to you.

828
00:48:33,751 --> 00:48:36,126
Your subconsciousness wants to get into

829
00:48:36,126 --> 00:48:38,084
This female's uterus so badly

830
00:48:38,084 --> 00:48:40,667
To express the ideology
behind the human need for primal urges

831
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,209
and the self imposed taboos
place upon beastiality.

832
00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:43,709
What does that mean?

833
00:48:44,042 --> 00:48:44,959
Stick it in fast and hard!

834
00:48:45,917 --> 00:48:46,501
Great.

835
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:49,501
Rolling.

836
00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:53,167
Screw her brutally, incredibly

837
00:48:53,376 --> 00:48:55,667
Crazily, non-stoppingly

838
00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,584
That's it.

839
00:48:59,001 --> 00:48:59,626
Are you alright?

840
00:48:59,626 --> 00:49:02,834
I'm gonna pass out soon.
Bro. My sperm is rising up my throat.

841
00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:04,542
Swimming up my brain.

842
00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,667
Just dump her.

843
00:49:07,209 --> 00:49:08,626
You know what she is called?

844
00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:09,626
Chi-Ling.

845
00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:10,584
C is for crazy.

846
00:49:10,584 --> 00:49:12,001
And L is for lousy.

847
00:49:12,042 --> 00:49:14,667
She hired a Pl to stalk me.

848
00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:16,667
You see the cleaner by the shutters?

849
00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:19,167
He is not cleaning anything.

850
00:49:19,209 --> 00:49:21,542
Plus the guy
with the behind the scenes camera

851
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,501
is shooting me the whole time.
He hasn't shot the actors at all.

852
00:49:27,042 --> 00:49:27,667
Hey.

853
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,251
By the way you keep looking at me,

854
00:49:29,292 --> 00:49:30,459
I'd think you were in on it.

855
00:49:31,376 --> 00:49:34,917
I speculate that you have severe paranoia

856
00:49:34,959 --> 00:49:36,001
and self-imposed impotence.

857
00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:36,959
Oh?

858
00:49:37,251 --> 00:49:37,959
10 o'clock.

859
00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,876
My clinic 10 tomorrow.

860
00:49:39,917 --> 00:49:41,709
I want to roll up your foreskin
and check your turtle head.

861
00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:42,834
It would be my pleasure...

862
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:45,501
Dump her,

863
00:49:45,542 --> 00:49:48,251
don't sacrifice an entire forest for one tree.

864
00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:51,167
Jingo, it is not the matter of having sex
or not anymore

865
00:49:51,209 --> 00:49:54,251
We are men. We can't lose.

866
00:49:54,542 --> 00:49:55,834
Director. Are we done?

867
00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:58,459
If we were screwing for real,
I would have cum 5 times already...

868
00:49:58,459 --> 00:49:59,959
Take a break,

869
00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:01,459
we will shoot Lynn's solo dildo scene now!

870
00:50:01,584 --> 00:50:04,251
Oh Lynn and solo dildo again!

871
00:50:34,792 --> 00:50:36,417
Why am I taking a bath?

872
00:50:39,209 --> 00:50:42,126
Oh, madam, you shouldn't be here.
This is male's bathroom.

873
00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:45,584
I am just concerned
with my employees' sex life.

874
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,959
You've been holding out for so long.
Let me help you.

875
00:50:49,876 --> 00:50:52,959
Sounds great. It's great
that you can help but...

876
00:50:53,126 --> 00:50:55,126
Sir Simon is coming back soon.

877
00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:59,251
No, he isn't. He went to a night club
and won't come back tonight.

878
00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:02,376
What's going on?

879
00:51:24,709 --> 00:51:27,626
What is that bulge poking me?

880
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:29,376
It's a big bulge.

881
00:51:29,376 --> 00:51:30,751
No, madam.

882
00:51:30,751 --> 00:51:34,042
You got me wrong. I am not poking you.

883
00:51:36,042 --> 00:51:36,917
Cucumber?

884
00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:39,751
That's not a large bulge...

885
00:51:46,626 --> 00:51:49,459
Oh, there is something poking me again.

886
00:51:49,459 --> 00:51:51,876
This is even larger.

887
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:54,501
Madam, this time it is me.

888
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,167
Cut!

889
00:52:14,584 --> 00:52:15,459
Wow.

890
00:52:15,959 --> 00:52:17,376
You have snot down your nose...

891
00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:20,584
It smells fishy. That's not nasal mucus.

892
00:52:20,584 --> 00:52:24,417
Luckily it didn't gush up to your brain.
You shot your load through your nose.

893
00:52:25,292 --> 00:52:26,376
Is this sperm?

894
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:31,376
As your bro, I will support you.

895
00:52:31,709 --> 00:52:33,751
I got the best prop man

896
00:52:33,792 --> 00:52:34,709
in the business to make you a chastity belt.

897
00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,209
Guarantee that you can stay abstinent.

898
00:52:36,751 --> 00:52:38,001
Iron-Lin!

899
00:52:39,751 --> 00:52:42,042
You bunch of dickheads.

900
00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,001
A seven-digit key lock.

901
00:52:46,042 --> 00:52:47,417
Just punch in your ID number.

902
00:52:47,584 --> 00:52:49,501
I don't remember my ID.

903
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:50,876
So,

904
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,584
I need to unlock it to go pee
every single time?

905
00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:55,167
There is an opening.

906
00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:57,126
But the opening is so tiny.

907
00:52:57,292 --> 00:53:00,584
Good for leaks, no good for erections.

908
00:53:01,917 --> 00:53:04,084
Jingo, you are my best friend.

909
00:53:04,209 --> 00:53:05,459
How can I repay your favour?

910
00:53:05,751 --> 00:53:07,417
Don't mention it.

911
00:53:08,042 --> 00:53:09,459
How can I tap that Small S?

912
00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:10,917
Piece of cake.

913
00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:18,959
Mom, stop staring at him. He is blushing.

914
00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:24,834
Mother-in-law drooling over
her future son-in-law .

915
00:53:25,834 --> 00:53:28,834
I seen him before, Feng Shui Master on TV.

916
00:53:28,834 --> 00:53:32,167
Yes, Auntie. I also read palms and faces.

917
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:36,334
By the position of your droopy ears,

918
00:53:36,334 --> 00:53:37,792
I know your husband

919
00:53:37,834 --> 00:53:40,292
makes a good living for you.

920
00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:42,042
That's not true...

921
00:53:42,042 --> 00:53:44,667
lam a stay at home dad, she earns, I spend.

922
00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:47,334
Chi-Ling's mom is the one
who makes money for the family.

923
00:53:47,334 --> 00:53:49,917
I haven't worked in over than 40 years.

924
00:53:51,001 --> 00:53:54,251
I am sure you support your wife mentally.

925
00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:57,876
Auntie, you work so hard to raise the family.

926
00:53:58,042 --> 00:54:00,167
Uncle must worship the ground you walk on...

927
00:54:00,376 --> 00:54:02,417
I don't live with her.

928
00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:04,376
I have two other girlfriends.

929
00:54:04,417 --> 00:54:05,917
Chi-Ling isn't even
my biological daughter either.

930
00:54:05,917 --> 00:54:07,459
She also has two boyfriends.

931
00:54:07,501 --> 00:54:09,501
Not sure who she belongs to.

932
00:54:09,501 --> 00:54:13,126
I called dips and Chi Ling
started calling me Dad.

933
00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:18,709
A real honest approach to marriage,
I respect that.

934
00:54:19,209 --> 00:54:21,459
Auntie, you are very lucky.

935
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:26,626
I wouldn't say that either,
that's just the beginning.

936
00:54:27,126 --> 00:54:30,667
Actually, I have three other boyfriends
in their twenties.

937
00:54:31,376 --> 00:54:32,459
I am bi-sexual.

938
00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:35,959
Her mom has four girlfriends too.

939
00:54:36,209 --> 00:54:40,376
Our wife swapping group
has 300 members on Facebook.

940
00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:46,417
Your parents are extremely new age...

941
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,876
I bow down to you both.

942
00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:51,709
Uncle, have you done any other
unacceptable things?

943
00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:55,042
I have raised 3 mules in Gaungxi.

944
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,334
That's it, you scum.

945
00:54:58,459 --> 00:55:01,001
You have a defeatist attitude to victory,

946
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:02,626
showcasing the vulgarity
of the Hong Kong spirit...

947
00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:04,751
I am reporting to the Liaison Office.

948
00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:05,959
Your sins are punishable by...

949
00:55:06,334 --> 00:55:08,084
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?

950
00:55:08,334 --> 00:55:09,751
Execution!

951
00:55:10,751 --> 00:55:11,917
Execution!

952
00:55:12,126 --> 00:55:13,876
What are you day dreaming about now?

953
00:55:14,751 --> 00:55:17,501
Nothing, I am thinking...

954
00:55:17,501 --> 00:55:20,542
Your parents are so lucky

955
00:55:20,542 --> 00:55:23,667
to have such a beautiful daughter.

956
00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,042
I am also observing at your facial features.

957
00:55:26,542 --> 00:55:28,292
I am also an amateur fortune

958
00:55:28,334 --> 00:55:30,876
teller myself.

959
00:55:31,209 --> 00:55:34,042
A fellow enthusiast, how fitting...

960
00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,501
Of course.

961
00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:38,917
You have lustful eyes

962
00:55:38,959 --> 00:55:41,209
and a deceitful smile...

963
00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:44,917
Small eyes, tiny lips, micro-soft penis

964
00:55:45,417 --> 00:55:47,792
It's a pity to marry you.

965
00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:48,876
How did you know?

966
00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:49,959
Needless to say.

967
00:55:50,292 --> 00:55:52,417
Large nose, big penis,

968
00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:54,917
small nose...

969
00:55:55,834 --> 00:55:59,084
Noses have nostrils.

970
00:55:59,584 --> 00:56:01,501
A penis doesn't have two holes.

971
00:56:03,084 --> 00:56:04,376
Stop arguing with my mom.

972
00:56:04,376 --> 00:56:05,667
Am I wrong?

973
00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:08,251
If LeBron James has a 20 inch cock,

974
00:56:08,251 --> 00:56:10,001
Then his nose would hang off his chin...

975
00:56:10,001 --> 00:56:11,251
Take it easy...

976
00:56:11,251 --> 00:56:12,917
Let's order some food.

977
00:56:13,209 --> 00:56:17,626
I want Spicy as hell hotpot,
red peppers all night.

978
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,959
You like spicy food?

979
00:56:24,584 --> 00:56:27,167
This is how we do it.

980
00:56:28,292 --> 00:56:29,251
Bottoms up!

981
00:56:46,376 --> 00:56:50,251
My parents love spicy foods.

982
00:56:50,501 --> 00:56:53,542
I am alright, except for my...

983
00:56:53,834 --> 00:56:58,084
My gut...l need the toilet...

984
00:56:58,459 --> 00:56:59,459
Hurry.

985
00:57:06,626 --> 00:57:08,876
Damn. I left my wallet in the car.

986
00:57:08,876 --> 00:57:10,709
That's alright. I've saved it in my phone.

987
00:57:11,626 --> 00:57:13,834
Hurry up, what are you shitting chains?

988
00:57:14,209 --> 00:57:17,376
No, I am masturbating...l need time.

989
00:57:22,126 --> 00:57:25,959
Come on, don't...

990
00:57:27,667 --> 00:57:28,917
Calm down.

991
00:57:29,459 --> 00:57:32,417
The PC muscle is controlled by my brain.

992
00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:34,001
As long as my brain has control...

993
00:57:34,376 --> 00:57:38,042
If I don't want to take a dump, it stays in...

994
00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:48,292
Someone shit their pants...

995
00:57:49,709 --> 00:57:52,584
Sir, someone said you shit your pants.

996
00:57:53,542 --> 00:57:55,126
I didn't shit my pants.

997
00:57:55,126 --> 00:57:58,667
I was trying a new squatting position.

998
00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:00,501
May I borrow your phone?

999
00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:04,501
And get me a spoon.

1000
00:58:04,501 --> 00:58:06,667
I will scoop everything clean for you.

1001
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,501
Hurry UP-

1002
00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:17,292
You wanker!

1003
00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:22,251
Director told me you shit your pants,

1004
00:58:22,334 --> 00:58:24,376
I brought you clothes.

1005
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,501
What's with

1006
00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:29,167
the tissues?

1007
00:58:29,709 --> 00:58:32,084
I have allergies. Damn it.

1008
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:34,209
I am sorry, Iron-Lin.

1009
00:58:35,334 --> 00:58:37,459
How could you forget
your own ID card number?

1010
00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:39,042
Damn it.

1011
00:58:43,501 --> 00:58:45,292
What stinks?

1012
00:59:01,167 --> 00:59:02,001
Where the hell did you go?

1013
00:59:03,251 --> 00:59:04,584
I prefer not to tell.

1014
00:59:04,584 --> 00:59:06,251
<i>You must have met some homes.</i>

1015
00:59:06,251 --> 00:59:09,042
Must have had fun,
you left my parents and me behind.

1016
00:59:09,042 --> 00:59:10,917
Do you even care how I feel?

1017
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:13,751
You think I don't care?

1018
00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:17,292
I was there the whole time, I just left.

1019
00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:20,334
I told the waiter to tell you
that I wasn't in the washroom.

1020
00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:21,709
Why?

1021
00:59:23,542 --> 00:59:24,834
Do I have to say it?

1022
00:59:26,084 --> 00:59:27,542
Do you not want to tell me?

1023
00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:29,834
You were in another room picking up girls.

1024
00:59:29,876 --> 00:59:31,667
You had a booty call until now.

1025
00:59:35,626 --> 00:59:36,626
Chi-Ling Chow.

1026
00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:39,709
I broke my cherry
when I graduated from high school.

1027
00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:44,376
I haven't stopped picking up girls
until I met you.

1028
00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:46,376
Then I moved into your place.

1029
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:50,751
58 days is the longest I have
gone without pussy.

1030
00:59:51,334 --> 00:59:52,959
If I screwed any other girls during this time,

1031
00:59:53,542 --> 00:59:55,292
then may God make me impotent
for the rest of my life.

1032
00:59:55,459 --> 00:59:56,667
Then why can't you tell?

1033
00:59:56,709 --> 00:59:57,959
Because I am an idiot.

1034
00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,542
I don't wanna screw any other girls,
so I put on a chastity belt.

1035
01:00:02,542 --> 01:00:03,667
Then nature called,

1036
01:00:03,709 --> 01:00:06,209
it was an emergency, I forgot my ID.

1037
01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:09,751
I called someone to break me out. By the time
he arrived, I shit my pants already.

1038
01:00:10,001 --> 01:00:12,042
Do you know the locksmith has allergies?

1039
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:13,376
I shit my pants!

1040
01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:16,917
Why are you laughing?

1041
01:00:17,959 --> 01:00:20,459
I know you are telling the truth.

1042
01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,167
You knew everything?

1043
01:00:22,417 --> 01:00:25,334
You gave the waiter a hundred bucks
asking him not to tell me.

1044
01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:27,459
That bill was still stinky.

1045
01:00:27,459 --> 01:00:28,959
If I offer him a thousand,

1046
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,084
do you think he would tell me?

1047
01:00:35,251 --> 01:00:37,042
You have been mocking me all along.

1048
01:00:37,876 --> 01:00:38,876
Can't take a joke?

1049
01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:41,292
Since I have moved in

1050
01:00:41,334 --> 01:00:43,959
you set this partition between us.

1051
01:00:44,209 --> 01:00:46,001
I am looking at you
through this partition every night.

1052
01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:47,167
Just like a kid

1053
01:00:47,209 --> 01:00:49,251
who is looking at goldfish
outside the fish shop.

1054
01:00:49,251 --> 01:00:50,501
I could only look but not touch.

1055
01:00:52,709 --> 01:00:53,709
I can hold out for you.

1056
01:00:54,459 --> 01:00:56,334
But you could at least be more supportive.

1057
01:00:56,334 --> 01:00:57,376
Rather than mocking me.

1058
01:00:58,292 --> 01:00:59,876
If I wasn't serious about you,

1059
01:01:00,209 --> 01:01:01,417
why would I do this?

1060
01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:02,876
Think again.

1061
01:01:27,001 --> 01:01:28,251
Hey.

1062
01:01:29,751 --> 01:01:31,209
Sorry.

1063
01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:58,417
Let's make love tonight.

1064
01:01:58,751 --> 01:02:00,917
Let's see how long can our relationship
can last after we do it?

1065
01:02:01,209 --> 01:02:02,084
May be we will be fine.

1066
01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,959
You dare me? No!

1067
01:02:07,459 --> 01:02:10,209
I am a player, but I always keep my word.

1068
01:02:10,459 --> 01:02:11,751
I still have 40 days to go.

1069
01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:16,917
Today is the 76th day.

1070
01:02:16,959 --> 01:02:19,084
Our relationship is getting stronger.

1071
01:02:19,251 --> 01:02:20,959
It could have become a habit.

1072
01:02:20,959 --> 01:02:23,001
I begin to think sex is not
as important anymore.

1073
01:02:24,501 --> 01:02:25,959
She also stopped spying on me.

1074
01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:29,292
I haven't noticed any stalkers following me.

1075
01:02:29,709 --> 01:02:32,584
But a larger challenge awaits.

1076
01:02:36,376 --> 01:02:38,126
Night shift at the clinic tonight,
I won't be home.

1077
01:02:38,126 --> 01:02:39,209
Enjoy yourself.

1078
01:02:39,334 --> 01:02:40,376
How about Big S and Small S?

1079
01:02:40,376 --> 01:02:42,001
They are going to play all night mahjong.

1080
01:02:42,001 --> 01:02:43,417
You are on your own,
you can go chase some tail.

1081
01:02:43,876 --> 01:02:44,459
Great idea!

1082
01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:45,334
What did you say?

1083
01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:48,251
Come on, 20 more days is a piece of cake.

1084
01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:53,876
Good for you.

1085
01:02:55,126 --> 01:02:55,834
- Bye.
- Bye.

1086
01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:17,626
Hello?

1087
01:03:17,626 --> 01:03:20,209
Carson Baby, I am Yoyo.

1088
01:03:20,209 --> 01:03:23,834
Yoyo? Yoyo Siu?

1089
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:26,417
Yes, I miss you so much.

1090
01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:28,501
You haven't called me all this time.

1091
01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:29,959
I hurt my cock recently.

1092
01:03:29,959 --> 01:03:31,876
Haven't been using it.

1093
01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:35,751
I want to see you tonight. Come find me.

1094
01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:39,501
But, I...

1095
01:03:39,501 --> 01:03:42,834
I am at the stone house where that we had sex.

1096
01:03:43,376 --> 01:03:44,584
Come find me.

1097
01:03:44,584 --> 01:03:49,042
It's cold here, I want your arms around me.

1098
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:52,126
Let me see.

1099
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:55,709
Hello? Hello?

1100
01:03:59,209 --> 01:04:02,917
It will be dawn by the time
she returns gets home from work.

1101
01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:19,667
Oh, I am sleepy. I am going to bed.

1102
01:04:27,709 --> 01:04:30,084
This is the only place
that does not have a surveillance camera.

1103
01:04:47,501 --> 01:04:48,459
Taxi.

1104
01:05:11,501 --> 01:05:13,001
Excuse me, sir. We are closed.

1105
01:05:13,001 --> 01:05:15,459
Would you please treat him?
He is not feeling well.

1106
01:05:16,626 --> 01:05:17,917
Alright. Please wait.

1107
01:05:23,251 --> 01:05:25,542
Doctor, he vomited twice.

1108
01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:27,001
May be he ate something wrong.

1109
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:31,376
I am not surprise if he did.
I have even seen dogs ingested a GI Joe.

1110
01:05:31,376 --> 01:05:33,042
Really?

1111
01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:33,709
His tummy is a little bloated.

1112
01:05:34,584 --> 01:05:36,709
Bad boy, Matthew.

1113
01:05:37,126 --> 01:05:39,584
Have you been a bad boy at home?

1114
01:05:39,584 --> 01:05:41,084
You look kind of familiar.

1115
01:05:41,126 --> 01:05:42,876
Are you a news anchor on TV?

1116
01:05:43,584 --> 01:05:44,209
No.

1117
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,042
An injection should do the trick.

1118
01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:48,167
Thanks, Doctor.

1119
01:05:48,376 --> 01:05:49,501
This is your first time here?

1120
01:05:50,126 --> 01:05:52,959
Yes, Matthew's veterinarian is on vacation.

1121
01:05:52,959 --> 01:05:55,209
I found this clinic on the internet
and it is close to my place.

1122
01:05:55,209 --> 01:05:56,084
You live in Aberdeen?

1123
01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:58,042
No, Deep Water Bay.

1124
01:05:58,876 --> 01:06:00,042
A rich boy.

1125
01:06:09,334 --> 01:06:12,459
It's indigestion, he will be fine.

1126
01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,084
That's wonderful. Thank you, Doctor.

1127
01:06:14,084 --> 01:06:14,584
No problem.

1128
01:06:14,584 --> 01:06:17,209
You're fine, Matthew. You scared your papa.

1129
01:06:17,209 --> 01:06:18,542
Alright. Let's go home.

1130
01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:21,376
In walks a hot guy in the middle of the night.

1131
01:06:21,376 --> 01:06:23,501
The old me would have
picked you up right away

1132
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,584
Now, nevermind.

1133
01:06:26,001 --> 01:06:27,959
But he does look familiar.
Where have I seen him before?

1134
01:06:38,709 --> 01:06:42,584
This is the most haunted house in Hong Kong.

1135
01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:45,376
Don't be scared, I am here with you.

1136
01:06:45,709 --> 01:06:47,501
Nothing will happen.

1137
01:06:48,876 --> 01:06:50,376
So you are Fat Tat Szeto?

1138
01:06:50,376 --> 01:06:52,459
I don't know you,

1139
01:06:52,459 --> 01:06:55,251
Why did you tell the magazine
that I was a bad Feng Shui master?

1140
01:06:57,542 --> 01:06:59,584
Haunted house tours!

1141
01:06:59,584 --> 01:07:02,751
You guys are idiots. Ghosts aren't real!

1142
01:07:05,709 --> 01:07:08,376
Man like him will run into trouble...

1143
01:07:16,459 --> 01:07:17,459
Yoyo!

1144
01:07:19,626 --> 01:07:20,959
Carson Baby is here.

1145
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:31,709
Why don't you turn around?

1146
01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,542
I am putting my life at risk

1147
01:07:37,709 --> 01:07:39,251
to tell you that...

1148
01:07:39,459 --> 01:07:40,459
I have found my true love.

1149
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,501
I have promised her
that I won't fool around with other girls.

1150
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,959
But before we break up...

1151
01:07:48,959 --> 01:07:53,001
Let's make out once more?

1152
01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:06,376
Stop trying to scare me,
I won't sleep with you.

1153
01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:10,292
No cream of corn this time, what?
Lime jelly this time?

1154
01:08:15,709 --> 01:08:17,126
Ghost!

1155
01:08:30,167 --> 01:08:32,417
Ghost!

1156
01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:37,626
I told you he will run into trouble.

1157
01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:49,542
Trouble has found me!

1158
01:08:58,459 --> 01:08:59,334
Hello, Doctor.

1159
01:08:59,334 --> 01:09:00,126
Hello.

1160
01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:01,667
I forgot to ask

1161
01:09:01,709 --> 01:09:03,959
if Matthew needs a second consult?

1162
01:09:03,959 --> 01:09:04,917
You waited all this time

1163
01:09:04,959 --> 01:09:06,376
to ask me that?

1164
01:09:06,917 --> 01:09:08,751
No need. He will be fine.

1165
01:09:08,751 --> 01:09:11,209
Anything happens, please call me.

1166
01:09:11,209 --> 01:09:12,251
I am Chi-Ling.

1167
01:09:12,251 --> 01:09:14,167
Chi-Ling, hello.

1168
01:09:15,876 --> 01:09:17,126
This is my name card.

1169
01:09:19,042 --> 01:09:23,126
Daniel Lee? Lee...

1170
01:09:23,709 --> 01:09:26,959
That's why you look so familiar.
I've seen you on TV.

1171
01:09:27,084 --> 01:09:29,417
Yes, my dad doesn't like to attend
those investors' conferences.

1172
01:09:29,417 --> 01:09:31,042
I help out when I can.

1173
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,167
But I don't quite like to be on TV either.

1174
01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:34,501
You are quite handsome.

1175
01:09:35,001 --> 01:09:37,167
Thank you. Are you going home?

1176
01:09:37,501 --> 01:09:38,834
I can give you a ride.

1177
01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:49,167
Let's go.

1178
01:09:58,376 --> 01:09:59,376
Thank you.

1179
01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:00,917
Can I walk you to your place?

1180
01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:02,126
It's OK.

1181
01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:04,334
Walk you to your door? Promise.

1182
01:10:04,584 --> 01:10:05,459
OK.

1183
01:10:09,251 --> 01:10:11,001
Trouble has found

1184
01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:13,042
its way home to me.

1185
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,459
If I get home after her, real trouble starts.

1186
01:10:37,626 --> 01:10:38,876
- Nobody.
- Right.

1187
01:10:59,501 --> 01:11:01,042
It stops every floor?

1188
01:11:22,751 --> 01:11:24,042
Again.

1189
01:11:24,501 --> 01:11:26,209
Do you think it's a ghost?

1190
01:11:26,709 --> 01:11:28,417
There is no ghost in the world.

1191
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:33,001
That's right. The Lee's are so powerful.
Even ghosts stay away from you.

1192
01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:37,751
Yes!

1193
01:12:10,334 --> 01:12:11,292
Thank you.

1194
01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:16,917
Sorry. I have a boyfriend.

1195
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,292
It's alright. We can be friends.

1196
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:25,501
Thanks for tonight. I will buy you dinner.

1197
01:12:25,667 --> 01:12:27,126
Sure call me.

1198
01:12:27,126 --> 01:12:29,251
OK, bye.

1199
01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,834
Luckily Chi-Ling didn't catch me coming back.

1200
01:13:19,001 --> 01:13:22,251
But who the hell is the loser
that gave her a ride home?

1201
01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:26,417
I have been holding out,
she has been putting out?

1202
01:13:36,042 --> 01:13:37,626
Is he really Daniel Lee?

1203
01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:41,209
Hot bachelor. He's not into me?

1204
01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:44,584
What if he is? What should I do then?

1205
01:13:45,042 --> 01:13:46,417
I have asked Carson to wait for 100 days...

1206
01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:48,376
If I like screw someone else,
that's just too damn mean.

1207
01:13:58,834 --> 01:14:00,417
The night passed without incident.

1208
01:14:00,542 --> 01:14:03,876
I almost forgot about the need for sex.

1209
01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:05,126
We just dry kiss sometimes,

1210
01:14:05,167 --> 01:14:07,084
never French

1211
01:14:07,084 --> 01:14:09,001
Soon 3 months will pass.

1212
01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:12,001
Today is the 92nd day.

1213
01:14:12,167 --> 01:14:15,459
We are celebrating
two things tonight...First...

1214
01:14:15,459 --> 01:14:19,501
My film,
"Punani! Simon King's search for Lynn's Pussy"

1215
01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:21,959
is officially released...

1216
01:14:25,042 --> 01:14:26,084
The second thing...

1217
01:14:26,084 --> 01:14:28,876
is for our great buddy Carson.

1218
01:14:28,917 --> 01:14:30,959
He has stayed without sex for 92 days.

1219
01:14:31,042 --> 01:14:32,126
One more week

1220
01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,376
he will be back in the sack!

1221
01:14:34,376 --> 01:14:36,667
Cheers.

1222
01:14:36,667 --> 01:14:39,959
Congratulations!

1223
01:14:44,334 --> 01:14:46,001
Actually, my success today

1224
01:14:46,876 --> 01:14:48,876
is all because of Chi-Ling.

1225
01:14:49,376 --> 01:14:52,001
Before her, I used to need 3 times a night.

1226
01:14:52,251 --> 01:14:55,001
But if you ever see Chi-Ling
without her make up on...

1227
01:14:57,167 --> 01:14:58,542
Behave yourself.

1228
01:14:59,501 --> 01:15:02,126
Then you would want it at lease 10 times.

1229
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:08,209
If I can hold out for 100 days...

1230
01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:10,751
and I will be able to spend
the rest of my life with this person,

1231
01:15:12,209 --> 01:15:13,459
Then why the hell not?

1232
01:15:13,542 --> 01:15:16,542
Marry her...

1233
01:15:17,209 --> 01:15:18,251
I have my plan.

1234
01:15:18,501 --> 01:15:22,042
In order to celebrate
our special 100th day anniversary

1235
01:15:22,167 --> 01:15:24,334
I have decided to go to a hotel

1236
01:15:24,542 --> 01:15:26,876
and throw a party together.
How does it sound?

1237
01:15:26,959 --> 01:15:28,959
Great!

1238
01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:30,626
Marry her!

1239
01:15:30,834 --> 01:15:32,626
I won't get married yet...

1240
01:15:33,001 --> 01:15:34,209
But we will get engaged.

1241
01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:37,709
Hello.

1242
01:16:01,042 --> 01:16:01,876
Hi.

1243
01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:03,334
How are you?

1244
01:16:03,542 --> 01:16:04,709
Great, how about you?

1245
01:16:05,042 --> 01:16:07,251
I work in Ping-An Insurance.

1246
01:16:11,876 --> 01:16:13,209
Ping-An Insurance?

1247
01:16:13,584 --> 01:16:16,251
A peace of mind for you and mine...

1248
01:16:17,167 --> 01:16:19,501
I heard that you are a Feng Shui master?

1249
01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:22,334
Just swindling to earn a living.

1250
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:25,917
I miss you a lot.

1251
01:16:27,376 --> 01:16:28,251
Me too.

1252
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:30,501
Let's catch up when we have time.

1253
01:16:31,584 --> 01:16:33,209
I still haven't treated you to a movie.

1254
01:16:34,001 --> 01:16:35,834
I better get going.

1255
01:16:42,251 --> 01:16:43,417
Who is she?

1256
01:16:44,751 --> 01:16:45,959
Sells insurance...

1257
01:16:46,042 --> 01:16:48,459
Oh, Karen Ho.

1258
01:16:50,042 --> 01:16:52,959
Everyone is partying with us!

1259
01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:56,167
It doesn't matter. As long as you are happy.

1260
01:17:03,292 --> 01:17:05,167
The rooms are yours it's not a mistake.

1261
01:17:05,376 --> 01:17:07,042
You got it all wrong...

1262
01:17:07,042 --> 01:17:07,876
What is it?

1263
01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:11,417
He gave us 18 suites.

1264
01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:14,126
Yours is a presidential suite.
Who is paying for that?

1265
01:17:14,126 --> 01:17:15,209
There's gotta be a mistake.

1266
01:17:15,376 --> 01:17:17,584
Miss, it's alright.

1267
01:17:17,584 --> 01:17:18,626
This is our boss' instruction.

1268
01:17:18,626 --> 01:17:21,001
To upgrade the rooms
for Miss Chi-Ling and her friends.

1269
01:17:21,584 --> 01:17:22,917
Who is your boss?

1270
01:17:23,292 --> 01:17:23,917
It's me.

1271
01:17:23,917 --> 01:17:24,917
Boss.

1272
01:17:25,501 --> 01:17:26,417
Hello.

1273
01:17:26,751 --> 01:17:27,501
Hello.

1274
01:17:27,501 --> 01:17:28,876
I know you are throwing a party here today.

1275
01:17:29,251 --> 01:17:31,209
Sol have asked the manager
to upgrade your rooms.

1276
01:17:31,542 --> 01:17:32,376
Thank you.

1277
01:17:32,459 --> 01:17:34,584
Hi, what a coincidence.

1278
01:17:34,667 --> 01:17:36,417
- Oh yeah, what a coincidence.
- Yes.

1279
01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:37,959
Mr. Daniel Lee.

1280
01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:40,042
<i>My “and, Carson.</i>

1281
01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:42,251
Oh, Mr. Lee. This is my fianc?e.

1282
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:44,709
I have treated Mr. Lee's dog before.

1283
01:17:45,084 --> 01:17:46,417
Your bastard?

1284
01:17:46,501 --> 01:17:48,292
No, it's a small doggie.

1285
01:17:48,834 --> 01:17:50,251
Please enjoy yourselves here.

1286
01:17:50,251 --> 01:17:53,042
I have asked the manager
to comp your champagne. Enjoy.

1287
01:17:53,042 --> 01:17:53,709
Thank you.

1288
01:17:53,709 --> 01:17:55,501
- Bye.
- Bye.

1289
01:18:03,084 --> 01:18:06,834
Daniel Lee is the hottest bachelor in the town.

1290
01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:07,959
That I know.

1291
01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:10,542
I heard that his girlfriend is a music diva.

1292
01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:17,459
See me fly, I'm singing in the sky.

1293
01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:23,292
Why didn't you introduce us? Shame on you.

1294
01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:25,042
We only met once.

1295
01:18:25,376 --> 01:18:27,126
Why didn't you tell us?

1296
01:18:27,709 --> 01:18:29,417
He brought his dog in for a consultation.

1297
01:18:29,459 --> 01:18:31,501
Then he gave me a ride home.

1298
01:18:31,584 --> 01:18:32,626
That's great

1299
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,126
I am mad now.

1300
01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:37,084
Nevermind, let's go have fun.

1301
01:18:37,917 --> 01:18:39,917
He is so hot.

1302
01:18:40,167 --> 01:18:43,167
I doubt they have had intercourse

1303
01:18:43,417 --> 01:18:44,834
But I can't say for sure if they have kissed

1304
01:18:44,876 --> 01:18:46,959
or had popping candy blow jobs.

1305
01:18:47,709 --> 01:18:49,042
Blow job?

1306
01:18:49,251 --> 01:18:52,417
Your father owns half of Hong Kong so what!

1307
01:18:52,709 --> 01:18:54,459
A billionaire so what!

1308
01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:56,376
But your sperm count

1309
01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:58,251
hasn't hit 100 million yet.

1310
01:18:58,709 --> 01:19:01,542
How about this, you should negotiate a trade.

1311
01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:04,376
Cristiano Ronaldo and Chi-Ling both
have great "ball" skills

1312
01:19:04,376 --> 01:19:06,626
His transfer is worth 100 million pounds.

1313
01:19:06,667 --> 01:19:07,876
Give it some thought.

1314
01:19:08,209 --> 01:19:12,251
<i>@

1315
01:19:15,001 --> 01:19:17,042
A 18-word swear combo.

1316
01:19:17,042 --> 01:19:19,667
This will become
my movies' great line of dialogue

1317
01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:21,417
Would that be in Category Ill?

1318
01:19:21,417 --> 01:19:22,584
It's in the super category.

1319
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:26,042
Carson.

1320
01:19:27,417 --> 01:19:29,542
What a coincidence. What are you doing here?

1321
01:19:29,709 --> 01:19:30,876
I came with my two school mates.

1322
01:19:31,584 --> 01:19:34,334
We come for a meeting
and we are done for the day.

1323
01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:35,292
Are you free?

1324
01:19:35,501 --> 01:19:36,584
Karen Ho!

1325
01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:40,334
Why do you guys look so old?

1326
01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:43,584
That's not true...

1327
01:19:44,167 --> 01:19:46,501
I have your number. Give you a call later.

1328
01:19:46,626 --> 01:19:48,542
OK, give me a call later then.

1329
01:19:48,626 --> 01:19:50,709
- Bye.
- Bye.

1330
01:19:52,417 --> 01:19:53,959
Someone is gonna get some...

1331
01:19:54,417 --> 01:19:57,042
The old one shows up
before you trade in your new one.

1332
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,084
You are a busy man.

1333
01:19:59,626 --> 01:20:01,334
This is fate.

1334
01:20:01,917 --> 01:20:05,542
When God wants to make you crazy,
he first makes you horny.

1335
01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:08,042
Wong Jing said, men have wants

1336
01:20:08,042 --> 01:20:10,959
Sex...More sex...then lots more sex

1337
01:20:11,292 --> 01:20:13,292
Yet I have no idea who Wong Jing is.

1338
01:20:16,876 --> 01:20:20,834
We should be enjoying ourselves tonight.
It's a bachelor party.

1339
01:20:20,834 --> 01:20:24,542
Look at these hotties? They are all in bikinis.

1340
01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:27,542
But they can have their fun...

1341
01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,834
My heart is all over the place.
Usually, it is only filled with one person.

1342
01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:34,251
But tonight, it is filled with two.

1343
01:20:34,834 --> 01:20:36,917
It's overcrowded
that I have no place for myself.

1344
01:20:52,084 --> 01:20:53,042
Carson.

1345
01:20:53,042 --> 01:20:53,542
Oh?

1346
01:20:54,042 --> 01:20:56,542
I heard that you were here.

1347
01:20:57,084 --> 01:20:57,709
Really?

1348
01:20:57,751 --> 01:20:59,292
You don't like me anymore?

1349
01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:00,376
No, of course I do.

1350
01:21:00,834 --> 01:21:02,417
Why don't you go have fun.

1351
01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:05,709
I am on my period and I forgot my tampons.

1352
01:21:05,709 --> 01:21:08,334
I don't wanna pollute the pool, so...

1353
01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:11,042
Did I scare you?
Is it why you are talking funny?

1354
01:21:11,584 --> 01:21:12,334
I will leave then...

1355
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:21,376
Oh, what a coincidence.

1356
01:21:22,126 --> 01:21:24,001
It's destiny!

1357
01:21:24,001 --> 01:21:25,334
Will you be my girl?

1358
01:21:26,042 --> 01:21:29,251
Sure. I have been waiting for you to say it.

1359
01:21:33,292 --> 01:21:35,501
Karen, I...

1360
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:40,126
You don't need to say anything, follow me.

1361
01:21:45,126 --> 01:21:46,501
I didn't see anything...

1362
01:22:16,584 --> 01:22:17,459
You are?

1363
01:22:26,917 --> 01:22:28,042
This is for you.

1364
01:22:30,584 --> 01:22:31,376
Thank you.

1365
01:22:32,209 --> 01:22:33,001
You feel bored?

1366
01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:34,209
No.

1367
01:22:34,376 --> 01:22:35,126
I wanna show you something.

1368
01:22:41,126 --> 01:22:43,167
Hey, she is leaving with someone.

1369
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:46,084
Just enjoy ourselves. I didn't see anything.

1370
01:22:53,917 --> 01:22:56,292
I can't imagine that I will see you again.

1371
01:22:57,292 --> 01:23:00,001
It is destiny.

1372
01:23:07,584 --> 01:23:10,126
When my dad broke your legs...

1373
01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:12,292
I wanted so bad

1374
01:23:12,334 --> 01:23:13,834
to make it up to you.

1375
01:23:14,042 --> 01:23:15,959
You want me to break your legs back?

1376
01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:20,376
I promised you that
we would have a movie date.

1377
01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:22,042
I remember.

1378
01:23:23,001 --> 01:23:25,917
I know at that time, Thirteen, Jingo and you

1379
01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,626
Spent a thousand bucks
and made a movie for me

1380
01:23:28,626 --> 01:23:30,292
And hoped it would make me happy.

1381
01:23:30,292 --> 01:23:32,001
I am not sure if you can still find it?

1382
01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:33,542
The disc disappeared a long time ago.

1383
01:23:33,626 --> 01:23:34,542
No.

1384
01:23:35,251 --> 01:23:37,917
Jingo was penniless
when he went to the US for film school.

1385
01:23:38,501 --> 01:23:40,584
So he posted the movie onto eBay for sale.

1386
01:23:41,042 --> 01:23:43,876
After I found it, I spent USD10 to buy it.

1387
01:23:44,626 --> 01:23:45,459
Oh no!

1388
01:23:55,626 --> 01:23:56,751
Cut.

1389
01:23:57,376 --> 01:24:00,126
No! that's not right, you have to express...

1390
01:24:00,126 --> 01:24:02,001
That kind of my heart

1391
01:24:02,042 --> 01:24:03,667
will go on mood.

1392
01:24:03,667 --> 01:24:06,376
Her heart is leaving her behind...

1393
01:24:06,376 --> 01:24:07,334
What should I do?

1394
01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,001
Cup her tits...furiously!

1395
01:24:10,376 --> 01:24:14,084
Grab with both hands, you are the king.
Grab him.

1396
01:24:14,959 --> 01:24:15,834
Put some effort into it.

1397
01:24:17,126 --> 01:24:19,042
I am the king of the world!

1398
01:24:19,292 --> 01:24:20,209
Yeah...

1399
01:24:21,751 --> 01:24:22,709
Carson.

1400
01:24:24,376 --> 01:24:26,459
I know that you are getting engaged tomorrow.

1401
01:24:26,834 --> 01:24:28,876
I am returning to Shanghai in a few days.

1402
01:24:30,584 --> 01:24:34,042
I don't wanna let you go tonight.

1403
01:24:35,459 --> 01:24:39,001
After tonight, I will pretend nothing happened.

1404
01:24:39,834 --> 01:24:44,001
You get engaged. I will stay in Shanghai.

1405
01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:46,209
That's an awesome deal.

1406
01:24:48,001 --> 01:24:49,209
Then“.

1407
01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:52,209
You will remember me forever.

1408
01:25:07,376 --> 01:25:08,876
Why are there fireworks all of a sudden?

1409
01:25:10,376 --> 01:25:10,876
Because of you.

1410
01:25:12,001 --> 01:25:12,959
Me?

1411
01:25:13,376 --> 01:25:15,459
I would like to give you
an unforgettable night.

1412
01:25:17,959 --> 01:25:19,292
You planned this?

1413
01:25:21,459 --> 01:25:23,876
There was only one week. Time was tight.

1414
01:25:24,584 --> 01:25:28,417
The whole team flew from Germany.
They haven't slept in days.

1415
01:25:32,834 --> 01:25:35,251
I can't accept this, this is too much.

1416
01:25:35,751 --> 01:25:38,542
Actually, it is not just because of you.

1417
01:25:38,876 --> 01:25:40,042
It is also for myself.

1418
01:25:41,167 --> 01:25:44,417
I only have one day to court you.

1419
01:25:45,292 --> 01:25:47,042
You have been with him for three months.

1420
01:25:47,334 --> 01:25:48,834
If I can't be with you today,

1421
01:25:49,709 --> 01:25:51,376
then I won't have a chance ever again.

1422
01:25:53,084 --> 01:25:54,417
You want to be with me?

1423
01:25:55,917 --> 01:25:58,709
Yes, very much.

1424
01:26:01,042 --> 01:26:04,959
My dad urges me to get married.
He wants a grandson.

1425
01:26:06,042 --> 01:26:08,626
I tried, I really did, but no such luck.

1426
01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:12,709
Until that night. That night...

1427
01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:16,292
when I saw you treating Matthew,

1428
01:26:18,001 --> 01:26:18,917
I fell for you.

1429
01:26:20,084 --> 01:26:21,626
I would like you to marry me.

1430
01:26:28,209 --> 01:26:30,001
I have never given a ring to any girl.

1431
01:26:30,876 --> 01:26:31,709
I hope you'd like it.

1432
01:26:33,292 --> 01:26:34,417
Would you marry me?

1433
01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:39,042
Hurry. Hurry.

1434
01:26:39,042 --> 01:26:41,417
Let me see. Fix your hair girls...

1435
01:26:46,459 --> 01:26:47,667
Promise me.

1436
01:26:58,584 --> 01:27:01,542
Honey, is it a baby boy or a baby girl?

1437
01:27:01,542 --> 01:27:02,667
Twin girls...

1438
01:27:03,417 --> 01:27:07,292
Girls again? Let's just get an abortion.

1439
01:27:07,959 --> 01:27:10,292
I am at the <i>7</i> months in...
Why didn't you tell me earlier?

1440
01:27:11,834 --> 01:27:14,209
Fine, let's take a picture.

1441
01:27:22,626 --> 01:27:26,042
We are from two separate worlds.
I am not your type.

1442
01:27:26,126 --> 01:27:27,292
We could try.

1443
01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:29,251
I don't wanna have kids.

1444
01:27:30,001 --> 01:27:31,626
This is a deal breaker.

1445
01:27:32,667 --> 01:27:37,042
I am not greedy,
I am satisfied with that silly chubby guy.

1446
01:27:38,251 --> 01:27:39,542
Thanks for your fireworks and reception.

1447
01:27:42,459 --> 01:27:44,667
If anything happens to your dog,
feel free to find me.

1448
01:27:51,709 --> 01:27:54,959
Best wishes to you both.

1449
01:27:56,001 --> 01:27:57,334
Sure.

1450
01:28:15,251 --> 01:28:16,167
Hello?

1451
01:28:16,626 --> 01:28:17,876
Where are you?

1452
01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:19,626
Where am I?

1453
01:28:19,709 --> 01:28:21,459
I felt bored at the pool.

1454
01:28:21,501 --> 01:28:24,042
I came out for a cigarette.

1455
01:28:24,042 --> 01:28:24,876
Alone?

1456
01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:28,417
Of course I'm alone.

1457
01:28:33,042 --> 01:28:35,334
Then go to bed earlier. See you tomorrow.

1458
01:28:35,626 --> 01:28:36,626
I love you.

1459
01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:40,417
You bastard.

1460
01:28:40,417 --> 01:28:43,459
You can't even hold out for a few hours.
You are dead meat.

1461
01:28:44,376 --> 01:28:45,501
I am leaving.

1462
01:28:53,876 --> 01:28:57,459
Today is the 100th day. The day finally comes.

1463
01:28:57,626 --> 01:28:58,834
When Chi-Ling arrives,

1464
01:28:59,001 --> 01:29:00,084
the lawyer will host the engagement ceremony.

1465
01:29:01,084 --> 01:29:02,876
Then we can shag all night.

1466
01:29:16,584 --> 01:29:19,042
Congratulations. You can have sex finally.

1467
01:29:19,542 --> 01:29:20,751
- Thank you.
- She's cumming.

1468
01:29:20,751 --> 01:29:22,417
Yes.

1469
01:29:37,042 --> 01:29:38,792
Before the engagement ceremony begins,

1470
01:29:38,876 --> 01:29:39,917
let's show everyone a video clip.

1471
01:29:39,917 --> 01:29:42,251
To witness their 100-days of love.

1472
01:30:28,084 --> 01:30:30,084
Boss, I got something to show you.

1473
01:30:48,251 --> 01:30:49,042
What is it?

1474
01:30:49,709 --> 01:30:52,084
We extracted it from the surveillance cameras.

1475
01:30:52,251 --> 01:30:53,501
The editing was quite good.

1476
01:30:54,001 --> 01:30:55,001
Who told you to do that?

1477
01:30:55,001 --> 01:30:57,001
I did it for you.

1478
01:30:57,334 --> 01:30:58,251
You...

1479
01:31:01,501 --> 01:31:04,042
No, I can explain.

1480
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:06,334
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to announce.

1481
01:31:07,334 --> 01:31:11,626
I, Chi-Ling Chow will not be
getting engage today

1482
01:31:16,126 --> 01:31:18,501
But I have decided to marry him right away.

1483
01:31:28,542 --> 01:31:29,584
How could this happen?

1484
01:31:37,459 --> 01:31:41,334
Hello, I am Carson's school mate.
I am Karen Ho.

1485
01:31:42,292 --> 01:31:43,751
Hello. I am Chi-Ling.

1486
01:31:44,251 --> 01:31:45,876
You have met an awesome guy.

1487
01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:47,001
Please cherish him.

1488
01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:49,584
How awesome?

1489
01:31:50,209 --> 01:31:52,292
Awesome in bed may be!

1490
01:31:52,876 --> 01:31:55,917
No sex for 99 days.
It's normal to be a bit aggressive.

1491
01:31:56,042 --> 01:31:57,334
You got us wrong.

1492
01:31:57,376 --> 01:31:58,959
Nothing happened last night.

1493
01:31:59,376 --> 01:32:01,542
I saw him walking out

1494
01:32:01,584 --> 01:32:02,834
from your room last night.

1495
01:32:03,001 --> 01:32:05,834
He used to like me

1496
01:32:05,876 --> 01:32:07,376
but I didn't like him.

1497
01:32:07,376 --> 01:32:09,001
Then I went to the US.

1498
01:32:09,042 --> 01:32:10,751
I bumped into him twice.

1499
01:32:10,751 --> 01:32:12,126
I thought it was destiny.

1500
01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:14,834
I just wanna save
some sweet memories for myself.

1501
01:32:19,834 --> 01:32:23,126
Everyone will die sooner or later.
Be courageous.

1502
01:32:23,126 --> 01:32:26,501
God loves the world.
He even sacrificed his only son...

1503
01:32:26,501 --> 01:32:30,042
The revolution is yet to be successful.
Continue your hard work, comrades

1504
01:32:31,042 --> 01:32:31,917
What are you doing?

1505
01:32:31,917 --> 01:32:35,167
When I find myself being an asshole.

1506
01:32:35,334 --> 01:32:38,876
I just recite words from famous people...
for some hope.

1507
01:32:38,917 --> 01:32:40,126
What do you mean?

1508
01:32:42,376 --> 01:32:45,334
I know I will regret this but...

1509
01:32:45,334 --> 01:32:47,042
I cannot have sex with you tonight

1510
01:32:51,001 --> 01:32:54,334
I have been a scum most of my life.

1511
01:32:55,626 --> 01:32:57,209
I am cheating on girls every single day.

1512
01:32:58,834 --> 01:33:01,001
But this time I have promised Chi-Ling that

1513
01:33:01,001 --> 01:33:04,334
I can't have sex with her
or any other woman for 100 days.

1514
01:33:06,292 --> 01:33:11,251
I really wanna keep the promise.
I don't wanna let her down.

1515
01:33:13,001 --> 01:33:14,417
So I must let you down.

1516
01:33:25,251 --> 01:33:29,042
You are such an awesome guy.
I really envy her.

1517
01:33:31,042 --> 01:33:31,751
Thank you.

1518
01:33:35,084 --> 01:33:35,959
Really?

1519
01:33:36,959 --> 01:33:38,709
I don't need to lie to you.

1520
01:33:38,709 --> 01:33:41,376
I truly think he is an awesome man.

1521
01:33:41,376 --> 01:33:43,584
So I came here to give you my best wishes.

1522
01:33:47,376 --> 01:33:48,667
I wish you two happily ever after.

1523
01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:51,042
Thank you.

1524
01:34:18,376 --> 01:34:20,667
Pack your stuff, you are fired!

1525
01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:34,167
Why are you crying?

1526
01:34:34,167 --> 01:34:40,001
I was so scared just now.
I thought you were going to dump me.

1527
01:34:40,001 --> 01:34:42,251
I won't let you off the hook that easy.

1528
01:34:43,251 --> 01:34:46,376
Hello, I am Daniel Lee.

1529
01:34:46,376 --> 01:34:48,001
I'm Karen Ho. Hello.

1530
01:34:53,126 --> 01:34:54,376
Forget them...

1531
01:34:57,126 --> 01:34:58,834
To commemorate our first time

1532
01:34:58,834 --> 01:35:01,584
We have decided not to make love
at Daniel Lee's territory.

1533
01:35:02,459 --> 01:35:03,834
But to make it at home.

1534
01:35:04,376 --> 01:35:05,584
You are dead meat.

1535
01:35:43,876 --> 01:35:44,542
Are you alright?

1536
01:35:45,542 --> 01:35:47,501
I broke my cock again!

1537
01:35:48,459 --> 01:35:49,834
So we have to wait for another 200 days?

1538
01:35:50,334 --> 01:35:52,376
More I think...