1 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:08,133 How you do it? Just throw like this? 2 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:10,692 Look like i won it. 3 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,204 Get your hands off my money. Please. 4 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,036 i ain't never gonna go broke. 5 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,299 Roll that shit again. 6 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:21,073 Brother, put your money in. Can't win unless you play. 7 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,581 Throw it in there. There we go. 8 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,083 Am i right? 9 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:27,176 Oops. Slipped right out of my hands. 10 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,678 We got to go. 11 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,691 Seriously, his sister's got some ill will. 12 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,695 This goes to a good cause. Sorry i got to go. 13 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,891 To keep your shit, you got to know when to quit. 14 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,263 Let's leave. Quickly. 15 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:44,167 Brothers, stay broke. i mean, stay black. 16 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,206 Lucky you stopped me. i was about to buy a condo in midtown. 17 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,036 - Lucky i stopped you? - Hell, yeah. 18 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:54,103 i can tell Nikki, "We was late because Bunz was on his knees playing dice. " 19 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:57,206 Playing? i was the MVP. Hear the roar of the crowd? 20 00:01:58,384 --> 00:01:59,976 Don't want your cut? 21 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,078 i ain't saying that. 22 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,419 Get outta my shit, know what i'm saying? 23 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,255 i don't need your tired ass! Go back to your stank ho! 24 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,625 She called and left her fucking number! 25 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:13,530 i caught your ass in the act! Big nose, pop eyes, receding hairline. 26 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,262 Truth is, you can't win, motherfucker! 27 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:21,774 Let me see you rise now, motherfucker! No, i don't think so! 28 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:24,435 You ain't got to take that. Jab back. 29 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,409 Hold up one motherfucking minute! 30 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:29,642 When i need Howard Cosell, i will call Howard Cosell! 31 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,879 Take your fake-dredded ass, pick up Mighty Mouse... 32 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,921 ...and skippity-doo your rank ass home! 33 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,822 Run, man! Got a greyhound on your back! 34 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:42,259 That's why i don't like relationships. 35 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:46,424 i strictly deal with booty calls. 3:00 a. m., no questions asked. 36 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,933 i don't want to do this blind date. 37 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,836 You go do your thing. i'll go back and win me some money. 38 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:57,002 You can do what you want, Bunz. But this girl is fine. 39 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,476 Miss Butterworth, fine. 40 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,036 it's up to you. 41 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,274 Miss Butterworth gives me gas. 42 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:07,251 Define "fine. " What does the girl look like? 43 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,312 i ain't sitting at the table with no wildebeest. 44 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,655 i got a reputation. You know what i'm saying? 45 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:17,093 What about that fruit bat you left the party with? 46 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,994 i was gonna tell you about that. 47 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,829 That girl put something in my drink, man. 48 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,994 i wouldn't go out like that. 49 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,765 The girl had a beard. 50 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:27,169 She did not. 51 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,673 Hair. 52 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,836 She did not have a beard. She had a real thin goatee. 53 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,375 If your girl ain't Chinese... 54 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,644 ...why the hell she live in Chinatown? 55 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:43,655 Good neighborhood, nice apartment. Her girlfriend lives across the hall. 56 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,215 The girlfriend is Chinese. You thought i'd be upset. 57 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:50,228 i don't mind Rice Krispies on my plate. 58 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:54,562 - She know how to pan fry this noodle. - She's not Chinese. 59 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,397 Then what's going on? 60 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:59,905 Chinese or not, she could snuggle up on these egg rolls. 61 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,840 You know what i'm saying? They lower in fat. 62 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,002 That's why i never take you nowhere. 63 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,545 You take me everywhere. 64 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,639 If I was a girl, we'd be dating. 65 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,844 Rushon's friend is cute, right? 66 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,853 He's cute enough. 67 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,481 No, no, no. You said he was cute. 68 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:20,151 i'm not asking you to have his baby... 69 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:23,320 ...just run a little interference for me. 70 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,993 But he does have class though, right? 71 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:31,127 i do not mess with anyone who does not have class. 72 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:35,197 Trust me. He is in a class all by hisself. 73 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,042 What kind of name is " Lystie?" 74 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,672 it's short for Lysterine. 75 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:46,616 That's mouthwash. What's up with these whack-ass names? 76 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,950 i went out with this girl named Genoria. 77 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:52,458 She spelled it, "Gonorrhea. " i can't put that on a postcard. 78 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,459 it's Lysterine with a Y, not an i. 79 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:57,394 That makes all the difference in the world. 80 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,330 The point is you're doing this for me. 81 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,561 i've gone out with Nikki for 7 weeks- 82 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,160 And you ain't hit that ass yet? 83 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,297 Hey, man, i like her. 84 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:11,574 Nikki, why are you taking so long? 85 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,236 i can't go out like this. 86 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,779 Like what? 87 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:17,077 My cleavage is hanging out. 88 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,913 Cleavage? 89 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,954 i don't want to send out the wrong signal. 90 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:26,287 Anyone that's put up with you for 7 weeks deserves some nay-nay. 91 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,188 Oh, really? 92 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,456 Why are you making Rushon wait so long? 93 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:35,797 He seems like he's a good man. He's got a career. He treats you nice. 94 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,563 i know. 95 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,299 i want to make sure he's the right one. 96 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:43,035 Just don't leave me alone with him. 97 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:46,942 Then he's not the only one feeling the seven week itch. 98 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,277 it is not even like that. 99 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,182 You better watch that smile, then. 100 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,515 Can we please go? 101 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:57,119 This is how i pick the situation: 102 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,351 College got you too sensitive. 103 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,392 Sensitive? 104 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,451 You ain't got no player left in you. 105 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:06,396 i wouldn't let the sun rise without tagging that ass. 106 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:10,630 i'd have that ass bouncing like a low rider in a Dr. Dre video. 107 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:14,469 i say, " Nikki, tonight is the night. A one-time offer. " 108 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:18,806 She want to give it to you tomorrow, you say, "Tomorrow's too late. " 109 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:22,403 - it's not that simple. - Not for somebody who's slipping. 110 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,176 Put me in the players' section. 111 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,683 i'm not slipping. 112 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,617 Like a rug. 113 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:31,680 Nikki and i will do our thing tonight. 114 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,953 She knows it and i know it. 115 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,358 i didn't mean to disrespect you. 116 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:41,526 But you're a gambling man. Why not put your money where your mack is? 117 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,035 i won't bet money on something like that. 118 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:47,038 Let's just make it a gentlemen's bet. 119 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,471 We're gentlemen. 120 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,037 Let this go. 121 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:54,807 Come on, big daddy, big player, big pimp, big baller... 122 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,784 That's my boy. You go the fuck on. 123 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:04,516 He's celebrating his bar mitzvah. He just got circumcised. 124 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,524 Go on with your food. 125 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:12,296 Oh, Rushon! it's so good to see you this evening! 126 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,697 And who is your friend? 127 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:19,363 Hello. My name is Chan and i'm here to serve you tonight. 128 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,134 We're waiting on our dinner guests. 129 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:28,705 i think your hair is three things: 130 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,510 Fab-u-lous! 131 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:37,953 i got three things for you: Back up, Yoko Ono. 132 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,388 Nigga, please. 133 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,921 They're here. 134 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:49,764 These girls got a lot of class. So act like you got a little bit of sense. 135 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:53,272 Like you got a mama and weren't mixed up in a test tube. 136 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:56,206 We should move to a table with better light. 137 00:07:56,275 --> 00:08:00,177 - What for? - i can't get with ladies in muted light. 138 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,610 i need a good look. 139 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,844 Anybody can look good in dim light. 140 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:09,911 How many times you go to a club and in the disco lights, the girl look good? 141 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,925 The next day you go pick her up, all happy. 142 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,258 But it's high noon. She comes out the house... 143 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,595 ...and a sea donkey climbs into your car. 144 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:24,261 A brother's got a right to know what he's feeding- 145 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,032 Get up. 146 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,436 Lysterine, this is Rushon's friend, Bunz. 147 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:37,744 Excuse us. 148 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,978 What do you think you are doing? 149 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:45,422 Did you see that tarantula-hair fool? Motherfucker look like Predator. 150 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:50,258 it's just dinner, some egg rolls and we out. Girl, why are you tripping? 151 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,661 She's not with my shit, man. 152 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,326 No, she's on you. She's just nervous. 153 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,234 it's a blind date. All right? 154 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,704 Everybody's got a weakness. 155 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,537 Who knows? You and Bunz just might hit it off. 156 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,167 " Bunz?" 157 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,441 You blind date me with a hood rat named Bunz? 158 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,106 Have you lost your mind? 159 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,014 No. i can't get with a brother named Bunz. 160 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:16,145 No, it's Bunz with a Z, not an S. 161 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,990 You never can be too ready. 162 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,762 Just do this for me, please. 163 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,100 You owe me. 164 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:29,794 Big time. Let's roll. 165 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,008 Ladies, you look good. 166 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,274 What's up? 167 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,712 Nothing. 168 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,217 Are we ready to order? 169 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:49,311 i am. i want the shrimp fried rice. 170 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:50,821 Two, please. 171 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,484 i'll have prawns in garlic sauce. 172 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,222 And you, Miss Thang? 173 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,558 Excuse me? 174 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,565 You got her with the " Miss Thang. " 175 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:04,100 You eating or just looking? 176 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:08,504 i want lobster tail in butter-wine sauce. 177 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,269 We girls want a bottle of Moet. 178 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,173 Damn, girl... 179 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,042 ...why you order the most expensive shit? 180 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,275 Rushon, you need to check your boy. 181 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,047 That's what i'm talking about, is the check. 182 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:25,216 The lobster don't even have a price. it just says, "Seasonal. " 183 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,727 You know that means a brother got to pay $28. 184 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:33,788 if i get you lobster and some Moet, you know what's happening after that. 185 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,800 No, what does happen? 186 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:38,462 i'm going deep sea diving. 187 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,964 My platinum card. 188 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:46,408 i could buy and sell your ashy black, blue-collared ass. 189 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,946 is that so? 190 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,481 Yes, it is. 191 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,345 Well, looky here. 192 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,445 What is that? 193 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,351 it's a gold gas card. 194 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:59,516 That means i could buy all the gas i want... 195 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,288 ...in all 50 states and 11 foreign countries. 196 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,226 i got privileges too. 197 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:07,629 if you buy enough gas, they give you coffee mugs. 198 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,533 A gas card? You don't even got a car. 199 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,730 Why you putting me on Front Street? 200 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:16,969 i'll have you know i laid away a '68 Chevy Super Sport... 201 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:20,944 ...with a 427-cubic inch twin cam... 202 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,413 ...with a Hurst gear shift. 203 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:27,578 Sounds like a man with some serious doubts about his manhood. 204 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:31,180 Those cars are nothing but extensions of your penis... 205 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,747 ...or lack thereof. 206 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:38,024 You're right. My dick is only 2 inches... 207 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,530 ...from the ground. 208 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,025 isn't he grand? 209 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,596 Can't get a brother's order straight. 210 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:50,938 Look, i ordered shrimp fried rice. Can i get some shrimp? 211 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,204 There is one shrimp here... 212 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,280 ...and another shrimp here. 213 00:11:55,381 --> 00:12:00,045 What's all the green leafy stuff. To fool me with shrubbery? 214 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:03,021 Child, that's garnishment. 215 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:06,024 Make your food look good. 216 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,687 What'll make my food look good is 5 extra shrimp. 217 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,430 i thought there was no smoking here. 218 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,695 i'll take care of this. 219 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,364 Sit down. 220 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,898 That's the notorious Ug Lee, godfather of the Leuang Triad. 221 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,535 He runs Chinatown. 222 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:28,272 i got all his albums. 223 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,177 i'll tell him you said hi. 224 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:12,256 You probably thought i was just a common hood rat. 225 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,427 i didn't know you spoke Chinese. 226 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,762 i couldn't speak it to your ass. 227 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,324 Where'd you learn? 228 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:27,498 My and my father always watched kung fu movies. 229 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,006 They got subtitles. 230 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,440 Our TV didn't have a vertical hold. 231 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,877 i'd get the kung fu videos and listen to them. 232 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,711 Bit by bit, i started understanding the motherfuckers. 233 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,047 One time i went to a Chinese laundry... 234 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,883 ...and what sounded like, " Ping, ting, pang"... 235 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,547 ...started making sense. 236 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,648 Why not just buy a new TV? 237 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,387 Everybody ain't got no platinum card. 238 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,759 There is some poor folk in the world. 239 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,432 How's your shrimp? 240 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,398 He got none. 241 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,730 Here's one, baby. 242 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,270 You can have it. 243 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:07,604 My goodness, you whipped. That boy is whipped. 244 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,241 You need to pay attention and learn. 245 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,376 He only gave you a crusty-ass shrimp. 246 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,183 That hood rat's emerging again. 247 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:39,411 No fighting in restaurant. Cost you extra to fight in restaurant. 248 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,413 Fuck me? 249 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,417 My mother? 250 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,120 You are a horse-mouth bitch motherfucker. 251 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,991 i'll stick my elbow up your ass. 252 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,945 Hold this for me, baby. Thank you. 253 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,221 Bring it. Send it. 254 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,630 That ain't nothing but beginner's luck. 255 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,790 Right. 256 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,730 A little cleavage for mommy. 257 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,996 Cleavage? She need a whole- 258 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,072 That's why you're losing. 259 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,202 i'm losing, but i ain't lost. 260 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,897 So nice. So sweet. 261 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,024 Give it up, nigger. 262 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,534 I'm in the money 263 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,729 What We in the money 264 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,396 Got more cleavage. 265 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,835 Beginner's luck? 266 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,881 Shit happens. 267 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,414 - it's a little messy in here. - Don't even worry about it. 268 00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,299 - it's a little messy in here. - Don't even worry about it. 269 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,630 it's about to get real messy. Ready? 270 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,637 i'm gonna do my thing. Here we go. 271 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,677 Where do you two think you're going? 272 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:39,114 We'll put on some mood music so we can dance. 273 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,778 You've done enough dancing for tonight. 274 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,017 You got ambiance here. You know how we do it, girl. 275 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:49,117 The only reason we came up here is to play cards. 276 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,492 After that, you two are going home. 277 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,693 What is this? 278 00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:00,101 i'm going to kick your ass. 279 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:04,438 Leave Killa alone. He does live here and you are just visiting. 280 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:08,309 if we was really in China, i'd have his ass honey-roasted. 281 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,904 Play, Nikki. 282 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,908 Somebody's cheating. 283 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,147 Something's going on. 284 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,950 i wish something was going on. 285 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,015 Y'all are just mad 'cause you losing. 286 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,027 i heard that, Rushon. 287 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,960 You slipping again. 288 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:30,127 A guy with a girl for 7 weeks, don't get no intimacy and that's funny to y'all? 289 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,534 Maybe the girl wants a relationship... 290 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,095 ...and isn't interested in casual sex. 291 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:39,668 Maybe she wants a deeper commitment. Maybe she wants a soul mate. 292 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,678 She's doing some soul-searching. 293 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:45,683 Or she got a brother with a 9-inch dong knocking... 294 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:46,910 Shut up! 295 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,419 i think it's a legitimate question. 296 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,753 if i dated a girl for 7 weeks, know what she'd be doing? 297 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,348 Playing the meat flute. 298 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,189 Riding the baloney-pony. 299 00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,424 Eating tube steak, and working a little for the gravy. 300 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,090 Can i get some? 301 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,157 Excuse me. 302 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,760 Thanks so much for sharing that with us. 303 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,931 i tried to share this big paloosa with you all night... 304 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,110 Boy, am i getting tired. 305 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,200 Aren't you? 306 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,576 You know, i'm getting tired myself. 307 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,706 it is getting a little late, though. 308 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,017 it is getting late. 309 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,919 Since y'all tired, and we're tired... 310 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,219 ...y'all go ahead. We can kick it here. 311 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,818 No, let's still play cards. Ain't nobody going nowhere. 312 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,655 - So, Lystie... - What? 313 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,926 Can i ask you a question? 314 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,595 Ever made a brother wait 7 weeks to get up on that thing? 315 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,833 She ain't never made a man wait 30 minutes. 316 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,069 Do i smell a whore? 317 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,772 No, i have full confidence in my sexuality. 318 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,281 i don't toil over it, unlike some prudes i know. 319 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,114 Prude? 320 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,020 i am nobody's prude. i just don't want to rush into sex. 321 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,718 That may be hard for you to understand. 322 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,950 Really? 323 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:07,624 You might understand if you cleared away some cobwebs from your coochie- 324 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,462 Coochie cobwebs?! 325 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:14,167 - Why don't we just deal? - Don't stop them now. They'll box. 326 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,437 Let's get ready to rumble! 327 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,477 What's up? Y'all ready for another one? 328 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,049 i'd rather be shopping. 329 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,986 Where is the love in this room? 330 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:36,721 i got plenty of love. i just can't seem to get to it. 331 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,063 Do you ever stop? 332 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,559 i never stop. 333 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,034 Really? 334 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,400 Really. 335 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,596 Are we playing cards, or what? 336 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,578 Girl... 337 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,979 ...your feet are kind of strong, but the softest feet in the world. 338 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:11,456 Damn! 339 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,993 Get those big,jungle rot, alligator feet off mine! 340 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,962 You'd catch a salmon with those eagle's claws! 341 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:22,488 Big old cheese knots and balls all in there. 342 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:26,162 You been playing soccer with a pack of wild wolves! 343 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,173 Get your feet off me. Look like monkey hands. 344 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,063 Oh, yeah. Suck it. 345 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,433 You play with a brother's ass. 346 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,672 You the MVP. 347 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,215 A little lower. 348 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,047 Hit me on the t'ain't. 349 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,644 it t'ain't the ass and it t'ain't the lip. 350 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,315 Man, you talk about toe jam. 351 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,555 Let me get my head together. 352 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,195 i'm about to cramp up. 353 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,727 i got a little cramp in my leg. 354 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,568 Got any napkins? 355 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,838 You know, i think i left my gas on on my stove. 356 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:41,674 Know how to work a pilot? 357 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,611 Yeah. 358 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,617 Your stove's not even hooked up yet. 359 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:49,711 You know, speaking of remodeling... 360 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:53,224 ...i've got some paint samples i need to mix. 361 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,054 Can you assist me? 362 00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:58,220 i sure the fuck could, girl. That's my shit. 363 00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:01,390 Hold up. Excuse me. Where are you going? 364 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:05,402 - We'll head on out. - You ain't even played your hand yet. 365 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,062 We just did. 366 00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:09,663 - Ciao. - Lystie, wait a minute- 367 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:12,232 - Mind your own business. - No, wait. 368 00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:27,258 All you got to do is tell me how you like it. 369 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:30,226 No, baby, you might think i'm freaky. 370 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,058 i don't think you're freaky. 371 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:35,361 it really turns me on when a man can do impressions. 372 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:36,422 imitations. 373 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,229 Like, powerful men. 374 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:43,240 Men of authority. Men likeJesseJackson. 375 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:45,572 - JesseJackson? - Yes. 376 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:47,439 DoJesse. 377 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,605 Hands that picked cotton now pick the President. 378 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:54,314 Oh, shit. 379 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,685 The rhinoceros is not as prolific as other animals... 380 00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,990 ...but nonetheless as enthusiastic. 381 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:03,961 Watch as the 4,000-pound beast rises to the occasion. 382 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,964 Wax that 4,000-pound ass. 383 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:10,857 Killa... 384 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,904 ...stop that! No! 385 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,962 Oh, it's all right. 386 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,803 He's only human, right? 387 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,969 You didn't pet Killa when Bunz was here. 388 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,740 He's a bad influence on you. 389 00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:25,816 Just let me say that the ass is round. 390 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:29,853 And you know that i'm down, bipartisan. 391 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,152 And we can work it to the ground. 392 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:38,093 When i hit the skins, we can both join together and say, "i am somebody. " 393 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:41,361 i am somebody. 394 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,130 - Somebody! - Say it louder! i am somebody! 395 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:46,864 - Hallelujah. - Somebody! 396 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,599 - Smack my ass! - Hallelujah! 397 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,868 Do you know how sweet you are? 398 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,910 How nice you are? 399 00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,843 Then your boys come around. 400 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,244 "What's up, nigga?" 401 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,139 Who you checking for? Me... 402 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,512 ...or Bunz? 403 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:02,983 You. 404 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:05,852 - i'm the heavyweight boxing champ. - Yes, Michael. 405 00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:08,290 - i don't care what people think. - Yes, Michael. 406 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:12,854 - it's ludicrous how soft your skin is. - it's soft for you, baby. 407 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:16,025 - Like the leather on my first gloves. - Work it. 408 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:19,036 - it makes me want to work out. - Work it, Ty. 409 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:20,537 Work it, Mike. 410 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:23,369 - Just work it, Mike! - i'm just so vicious! 411 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,703 Yes, work it! 412 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,588 Wait. 413 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,919 What? What? 414 00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:44,027 Use a condom. i don't want to die for this. 415 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:46,859 Yeah, i got a condom right in my coat. 416 00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,365 - You want a condom? - Yeah. 417 00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:53,534 Got one. 418 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:55,368 Right here, like i said. 419 00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:58,265 Safe sex. 420 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:01,243 Here we go, girl. i'll do my thing. 421 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:05,176 Wait. Stop. Stay 422 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:10,010 Come here, baby. 423 00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:15,592 Oh, yes. 424 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,598 i'd like to take my time while i'm knocking the boots. 425 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:24,726 Go, Bill. 426 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:31,702 i start with the breasts, the nipples are so chocolatey... 427 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:33,277 ...and smooth. 428 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,272 And then i work my way on down to the love triangle. 429 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:42,319 You like it. i'm kissing it and licking it... 430 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,150 ...and thinking about sticking it. 431 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,658 When i get there, it'll be smooth and creamy... 432 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,695 ...just like theJell-O pudding. 433 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:52,418 Give me- 434 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,432 Give me the goddamn condom, you little- 435 00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:02,406 There. 436 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:07,335 A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's. 437 00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:11,976 You thought i'd use this after it'd been in the dog's mouth? 438 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:14,985 i'll go ahead and get me another one. 439 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,748 Don't be kicking my dog. 440 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,147 You go, Bill. 441 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:23,326 Have your little something and a smile. 442 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,156 Yes, Bill. Feel it. 443 00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:33,499 You got any condoms? 444 00:29:33,571 --> 00:29:36,267 Star Date 2102: 445 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:39,105 i'm without contraceptives, so please... 446 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:41,007 ...leave me the fuck alone. 447 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:43,145 Damn. 448 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,150 She was really doing it with Bunz? 449 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:50,710 Sounded more like Bill Cosby in there. 450 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,986 Lysterine always has been a little kinky. 451 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,719 - i'll call her. - No. 452 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:59,389 Come on, let the boy do what he do. 453 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,489 i'll do what i do. 454 00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:03,329 Shit, it's throwing me off. 455 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:05,828 Let me listen. 456 00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:06,996 Longevity... 457 00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:08,971 ...has its place. 458 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,908 i may not get to the mountaintop with you, but i have a dream. 459 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,241 i have a dream too. 460 00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:18,713 i have a dream that one day, the valley shall be explored. 461 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:19,875 Explored. 462 00:30:19,951 --> 00:30:23,216 Every hill and every mountain shall be fondled. 463 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:27,224 I have a dream that the rough places will be laid smooth... 464 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,260 ...and all the crooked places laid straight. 465 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,419 Lay it straight! 466 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:34,454 And I can look down on the voluptuous woman and say... 467 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:35,556 What? 468 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,466 ...i'll wax that ass! i'll wax that ass. 469 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:41,972 - Lord have mercy! i'll wax that ass! - Say it, brother! 470 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,531 i'll go bananas in that rump shaker. 471 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:47,236 Lystie, what are you doing over there? 472 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,348 Nikki, nothing. 473 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:52,849 My ass. 474 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:56,444 You're not having unprotected sex with Martin Luther King. 475 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,456 Unsafe sex can be deadly. You know that. 476 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:04,057 Dr. King's about to rock my world. 477 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,554 Girl, have you lost your mind? 478 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,896 You don't know where he came from. 479 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:12,766 Girl, you better go get you a condom. 480 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,733 You take a hard look at Bunz... 481 00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:20,572 ...and tell me you don't need a condom. 482 00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:22,202 i ain't got nothing to do with this. 483 00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:29,118 What the problem is? We going to do this, or what? 484 00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:34,317 i'm sorry. 485 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:37,623 Don't worry about it. Let's just go get the condoms. 486 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:40,687 No, it is not what you think. 487 00:31:40,765 --> 00:31:42,198 Yes, it is. 488 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,963 Nikki's about to get her groove on. 489 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:47,869 No, i told him he can go to the store... 490 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:50,169 ...buy condoms and that's it. 491 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,141 Let's just do what we got to do. 492 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:53,972 i was doing what i had to do... 493 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,047 ...i don't know about you, but i did what i had to... 494 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:59,616 ...to get what i needed to do... done. 495 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,844 You'll give him the keys to the car... 496 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,445 ...and not let him drive that thing? 497 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:08,356 Why are you asking all these questions? 498 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,360 What are you gonna be doing? 499 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,658 You really want to know that? 500 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:14,220 No, i don't. 501 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:18,633 No? Since you asked, i feel i should be at liberty to share it with you. 502 00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:21,866 i've got some toys, and i've got some ice. 503 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,032 ice? 504 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,974 Yeah, girl. i love ice. 505 00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:29,877 i'm gonna start at his toes and get them to- 506 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:38,919 No, we close. 507 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,753 Yo, yo, man, we just want condoms. 508 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:43,487 No condoms for Yoyo! Yoyo, come here! 509 00:32:43,995 --> 00:32:45,587 Damn! 510 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,937 He said, "Yo, man. " He's not calling my name. 511 00:32:57,008 --> 00:32:59,203 No Yoyo. 512 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,540 Yo, yo. i understand. 513 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:04,877 Later on, i get to dip that soy sauce. 514 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,355 We got the girls waiting for us back at the crib, man. 515 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,728 Girl. i have just what you need. 516 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:19,921 Very special. 517 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,590 Very rare. 518 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,260 Tiger penis. 519 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:29,033 Make you strong in all the right places. 520 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:32,770 i'm already the king of the jungle, know what i'm saying? 521 00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,674 Give us your best condoms. 522 00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:37,576 Fine, fine. 523 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:42,485 Lambskin. Very sensitive. 524 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:43,918 12-pack. 525 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:46,479 Leaves some feeling for your jimmy. 526 00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:48,650 Only $38. 527 00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:50,091 $38! 528 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:53,653 i ain't got 12 dicks to put that on. i just need 1 or 2. 529 00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:57,098 No can break box. Only have 12-pack. 530 00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:01,104 12 condom not much for king of the jungle. 531 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:03,538 You trying to break my pockets, G. 532 00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:07,442 Gi, my cousin. i am Chiu. 533 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:10,105 You want skins or what? 534 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:13,274 if you get those, you better hit some Nikki skins. 535 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:14,874 What choice have we got? 536 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:17,318 You know, me, i just put the tip in. 537 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,151 You might not put that in there. 538 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,815 What are you saying? 539 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:24,817 Tonight... 540 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,761 Before the sun rises. 541 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:29,994 i only need one. i wash it out and use it again. 542 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,831 Recycle, baby. 543 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:40,911 i'm back. 544 00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:47,777 Champagne. 545 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,619 "Open me. " i can do that. 546 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,225 At least i think i can... 547 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,164 Hi. 548 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:13,166 Just got a little excited. 549 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,744 Put this on ice? 550 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,336 Put it on ice. 551 00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,612 Could do that too. 552 00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,791 What's wrong? 553 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,623 Damn cardboard is sticking me. 554 00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,787 Condoms. 555 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,458 Safe way to go. 556 00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:46,369 What kind are these? 557 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:48,069 Condom condoms. 558 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:52,847 These are lambskin. Don't you listen to the Surgeon General? 559 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:56,353 Lambskin condoms don't protect you against the HiVvirus. 560 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,947 Baby, i'm government tested and grade A. Clear as a bell. 561 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:01,719 Don't even go there. 562 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:05,660 Rushon,just go to the store and get some latex. 563 00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:09,022 Okay? Please. 564 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,295 Latex? 565 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:14,134 La-tex. 566 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:17,532 Damn sheep. 567 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:21,171 Wimpy little woolly lamb chop-ass. 568 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:27,112 - Where you going? - To take Killa for a walk. 569 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,677 i'll take Killa for a walk. Okay? 570 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:34,521 We supposed to be bonding. Man's best friend, right? 571 00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:37,186 You just stay put with your fine self. 572 00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:39,957 What you got? i'll be back. 573 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,693 All right? Don't you go nowhere. 574 00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:50,540 The condoms we got are no good! 575 00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:52,906 i'm going to Mr. Chiu's. They're lambskin! 576 00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:57,909 What am i doing? 577 00:36:57,982 --> 00:36:59,813 Have a good time. 578 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,909 We will! 579 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:03,510 Bye, Rushon. 580 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:13,727 Let me see who that is. it might be important. 581 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:14,787 Hold on. 582 00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:16,025 Hello. 583 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:17,793 Hey, Nik. 584 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:22,365 He'll be right out. 585 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,965 i'm not going anywhere, you hear me? 586 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,805 We spent $38 on those condoms. 587 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,538 i don't want to go out again. 588 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:31,342 i'm hot and bothered. i might hurt somebody. 589 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:32,939 Not you. i don't hit women. 590 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:34,711 Relax. 591 00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,652 i'll turn you every which way but loose. 592 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:39,155 That's what i mean. 593 00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:41,418 After you buy... 594 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,790 ...a latex condom, okay? 595 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,026 - Okay. - Good. 596 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,929 When i come back, we doing this. 597 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,264 We doing this. Do you understand? 598 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:53,098 No phone ringing. 599 00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,934 if the Avon lady's at the door i'll bust her ass... 600 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,771 ...unless she got some condoms. All right? 601 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,075 Why don't... 602 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,010 ...we just wait for the Avon lady? 603 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,308 Go! 604 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,141 it's so dark outside. 605 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,411 Can you believe this? 606 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:14,686 Bet he's with Yoyo painting stripes on that tiger penis. 607 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:17,250 She should hang with this jungle snake. 608 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:19,592 - What are we gonna do? - We? 609 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:23,259 What you gonna do? i have mine going on. 610 00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:26,929 And if this dog don't quit sniffing on my boots... 611 00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:29,666 ...i'll show you true doggie style. 612 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:45,916 - Rushon. My God, my man main. - Singh, my nigger. 613 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,981 - You should be on 125th Street. - No, i'm a floater. 614 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:51,756 i work Harlem, Chinatown, Hunt's Point, Coney island, Hell's Kitchen. 615 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,763 i don't give a shit. i'm a floater. 616 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:56,163 No dogs allowed, my friend. 617 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:58,599 No, my brother, that's a Seeing Eye dog. 618 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,604 See his nasty little rodent ass out to the curb. 619 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:02,934 He's got a point. 620 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,032 You're looking at the dog's ass? 621 00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:06,939 He's got a point too. 1 to 1. 622 00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:08,773 What? i'm on your side. 623 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,369 You started the shit. 624 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:11,948 - Y'all got kerosene? - Aisle 2. 625 00:39:12,049 --> 00:39:13,607 - Aisle 3. - You moved it? 626 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:16,312 - Tell me these things. - i'll tell you everything. 627 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,379 - i'd like to fuck the dog. - Way too much information. 628 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:33,330 Singh, i need some latex condoms. Gotta be latex. 629 00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:36,271 Mr. Black Man, i can't see you! Come to the front! 630 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:40,174 This is the right place. We have Ginza, Sheik, Hot Tamale. 631 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,336 Booty Call, Backdoor Man, Manhandlers. 632 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:43,936 Ramrod, LubeJob, in Deep. 633 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,778 Joy Trail, Buckwild, and Goodyear Eagles. 634 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:48,716 Goodyear got a condom too? 635 00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:50,048 Maxi-tread. 636 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:52,146 Give me the Sheik. No offense. 637 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,715 i'll get the same thing, and also get some Backdoors. 638 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:59,627 - My God. - Don't get them. They're for gay men. 639 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,426 Don't go there. 640 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:04,400 i don't know. You could be a bit of a doo-doo chaser. 641 00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:06,459 A sodomite, with hair like that. 642 00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:10,405 Hell, no. i like the fuzzy stuff, don't get me wrong. 643 00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:13,238 My hair expresses my individuality. 644 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,904 - A sodomite. - Or sodo-maybe. 645 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:17,947 Very good. High-two. 646 00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:22,480 - Where are your condoms? - Over there. 647 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:23,611 i'm watching you. 648 00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:25,552 Mind your business. 649 00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,036 - What's a sodomite, anyway? - You don't want to know. 650 00:40:27,071 --> 00:40:28,450 - What's a sodomite, anyway? - You don't want to know. 651 00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:32,622 i thought he was saying i was, like, Dolemite's cousin or something. 652 00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:34,561 Damn. i forgot Killa. 653 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,799 Shit. 654 00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:38,960 Hold. 655 00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:50,745 No, you must be firm with them. Heel! 656 00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,040 Damn! 657 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:54,879 Come here! 658 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:59,855 Girl, that's right. He is out right now taking care of Killa. 659 00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:04,554 Looks like Rushon has worked his way right on in, huh? 660 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:09,759 Honey, let me tell you, my man has earned everything i'm about to give him. 661 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:14,629 Come here, you mutt! 662 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,195 i hate dogs. 663 00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:50,974 i'll tell Nikki that Killa's with you and Lysterine. 664 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,872 We can still get busy- 665 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:56,344 i will not get caught up in your web of deception. 666 00:41:56,413 --> 00:41:59,246 Rushon, one thing i don't do is lie. 667 00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:03,844 When Nikki is crying on Lysterine's shoulder, what you gonna do? 668 00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:05,286 Let's get our story straight. 669 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,855 No story required. Come on, B. 670 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:20,102 What took you guys so long? 671 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,696 Killa was playing, lost track of time. 672 00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:26,038 This dog is so frisky. You hear me? 673 00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:28,509 is there something on his sweater? 674 00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:30,137 No. 675 00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:33,080 Nothing. it's a little shadowy in here. 676 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:35,015 it's getting late. 677 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:36,677 Look at this. 678 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,915 is that a strong dog or what? 679 00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:41,924 Your dog is a trip, i'm telling you. 680 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:45,655 Will you play with him all night, or come play with me? 681 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:49,859 i'll be right in there with you. Go ahead. i'll be in there. 682 00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:53,593 Don't take too long. 683 00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:58,031 Make me get nothing. 684 00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:05,373 Rushon, what's taking so long?! 685 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,586 What are you supposed to be? 686 00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:23,758 Jurassic Park. Getting prehistoric on you. 687 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,434 Come here, girl. 688 00:43:46,824 --> 00:43:48,655 What are you doing? 689 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:51,160 Going downtown on the A-train. 690 00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:55,324 That's great. But don't you think we need some protection for that? 691 00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:58,266 i went to the store, baby. i got that. 692 00:43:58,335 --> 00:44:01,930 You need dental dam to protect against the exchange of bodily fluid. 693 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:05,203 Where do i get some dental dam? i been to the store. 694 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,869 Plastic wrap in the kitchen. 695 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,206 in the kitchen. 696 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,644 - All right. - Hurry. 697 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:14,248 Clears another hurdle. 698 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,912 Didn't know i was in the Olympics? 699 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,415 Don't tear up my kitchen, now! 700 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,618 Damn. Here you go. 701 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:27,987 Don't look like we be going downtown. That's okay, babe. 702 00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:31,159 it's not. i want you to go downtown. 703 00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:33,999 See, if you go to the store... 704 00:44:35,906 --> 00:44:37,771 ...then when you come back... 705 00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:40,266 ...you do me... 706 00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:43,172 ...and i'll do you. 707 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,840 Yeah, but the store's a long... way... 708 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:51,385 Okay. To the store. 709 00:44:54,491 --> 00:44:57,051 it's one thing to go get some rubbers... 710 00:44:57,127 --> 00:45:00,255 ...but not get plastic wrap for shit i don't even do. 711 00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:03,993 i might hurt you. You're my friend, but i might hurt you. 712 00:45:08,238 --> 00:45:11,173 You poked me in the eye. Cut that shit down. 713 00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:12,674 The butt-plugs are back. 714 00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:15,210 Got any plastic wrap? 715 00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:18,339 in the back, next to the onions. 716 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:22,909 What's so funny? 717 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:28,053 You got to lick it 718 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:29,820 Before you kick it 719 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,554 You've got to make it soft and wet 720 00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:33,425 Before you stick it 721 00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:36,398 Camel cowboys... 722 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:39,163 We just want some wrap and we go. 723 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:40,396 Yeah. 724 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:44,567 Most people come in to buy Glad Wrap at 2 a. m. 725 00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:46,506 You got to punch it 726 00:45:46,610 --> 00:45:48,339 Before you munch it 727 00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:50,003 You've got to work it 728 00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:51,945 Before you jerk it 729 00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:57,946 See? 730 00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:01,191 This is why i favor immigration reform. 731 00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:04,056 Just here and you're fucking with people. 732 00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:05,493 My God, take a breather. 733 00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:08,457 Feel better? 734 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:09,829 Better. 735 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,390 i was just pulling your arm. 736 00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:13,060 - Pulling your leg. - Arm. 737 00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:14,832 You don't say, " Pulling your arm. " 738 00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:17,499 - You always correct me. - You are not in Bombay now. 739 00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,735 i wish i was in Bombay. 740 00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,674 - Then go to Bombay. - i won't stay. 741 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,942 See who we get it from? The cold part is they got a point. 742 00:46:25,015 --> 00:46:27,210 These women are running us. 743 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,616 Do you see how expensive this shit is? 744 00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:31,620 Singh, you got anything cheaper? 745 00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:34,786 Come up here. 746 00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:37,122 Damn. Judge Peabody. 747 00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:40,630 He's a Holy Roller at my mother's church. 748 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,426 Hey,Judge. 749 00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:45,968 Why are you out? 750 00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:48,129 We just came to get a sandwich. 751 00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:50,639 Ain't nothing out this late but the devil... 752 00:46:50,707 --> 00:46:52,402 ...and the devil's helper. 753 00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:57,840 Want that Glad Wrap? 754 00:46:59,016 --> 00:47:01,712 Glad Wrap at 2 a. m.? 755 00:47:01,785 --> 00:47:04,447 Look like you plan on eating more than a sandwich. 756 00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:06,216 Your mother know what you do? 757 00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:10,290 it's bad enough you plan to fornicate. 758 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,624 Don't compound the crime by lying. 759 00:47:12,696 --> 00:47:16,632 Lies are the oil that grease the track. The one way to desolation. 760 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,224 Now i know... 761 00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:21,567 ...that condoms and Glad Wrap has its place... 762 00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:23,970 ...in the pantheon of safe sex. 763 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,566 But the only one way to be totally safe... 764 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,510 ...and that's abstinence and purity. 765 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:33,516 - And sexual frustration. - i know how you all feel. 766 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:36,849 That furry temptress seems like she calls your name. 767 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:41,357 She say "Come on, Rushon! Get some! Put your hand on it! 768 00:47:41,425 --> 00:47:43,290 Rub it on in there. 769 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,294 Suck it, you filthy-" 770 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:48,195 You know, things like that. You know? 771 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:52,297 You got my nipples hard. 772 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:54,830 Watch how you talk to me. 773 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:56,631 i'm sorry? 774 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,197 i'm sorry for you. 775 00:47:58,275 --> 00:48:00,243 i'm trying to help you. 776 00:48:00,344 --> 00:48:02,073 You must be strong. 777 00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:03,646 You have to take a pledge. 778 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:06,716 You say, "i swear on the seal of this... 779 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:09,513 ...great state of New York that i would never- 780 00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:12,419 Judge, we gonna do this or what? 781 00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:16,620 Yes. Yes, i'll be right out, miss. 782 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,627 i'll be right out. 783 00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:22,864 That's what i'm talking about. 784 00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:25,595 So remember what i said... 785 00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:27,398 ...because i said it. 786 00:48:27,471 --> 00:48:30,065 And tell your mother i said hello. 787 00:48:30,874 --> 00:48:32,535 You have a great evening. 788 00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:34,873 Judge, you forgot your Goodyears. 789 00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:38,038 i'll come back and get it. i have to... 790 00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:39,877 ...take my clerk home. 791 00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:43,680 Babe, you didn't have to come in there. 792 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:48,316 i'm a little low on cash. Got anything cheaper? 793 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:51,327 That's the 300. The 100 is back on the shelf. 794 00:48:51,395 --> 00:48:53,920 Hurry. We're running outta time. 795 00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:56,761 i don't trust those boys. 796 00:48:56,833 --> 00:49:00,633 i think that girl was theJudge's fuzzy temptress. 797 00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:02,365 - Furry temptress. - What is the difference? 798 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:04,202 - What is the difference? - Fuzzy and furry- 799 00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,208 - Put the money in the bag. - We are talking. 800 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:10,679 - if furry is here and fuzzy is here- - Put the money in the bag. 801 00:49:10,747 --> 00:49:12,305 Your customer. 802 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:14,850 You Pakistani piece of shit, do what i say. 803 00:49:14,918 --> 00:49:17,853 You crack addict, we are Punjabis. 804 00:49:17,921 --> 00:49:19,684 i could pass for Pakistani. 805 00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:22,850 These motherfuckers are getting jacked. 806 00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:28,264 When he shoots them, i'll go get some groceries. 807 00:49:28,332 --> 00:49:30,527 Ever use the left side of your brain? 808 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,931 Take these. 809 00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:43,873 Let's clock this motherfucker. 810 00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:47,316 Hurry. Give me the goddamn money. 811 00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:53,849 Call me a Pakistani...! 812 00:50:22,886 --> 00:50:24,649 And you wonder why you're a floater. 813 00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:27,656 Are you outta your fucking minds?! 814 00:50:29,893 --> 00:50:31,485 Punk motherfucker. 815 00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:33,222 You all right? 816 00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:37,265 i think i got a pickle stuck in my ass. 817 00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:39,797 There we go. 818 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,506 Tonight. 819 00:50:44,574 --> 00:50:47,338 - i ain't coming back out here. - That's the spirit. 820 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:51,738 Something in here. 821 00:50:51,848 --> 00:50:53,281 Man, relax. 822 00:50:56,019 --> 00:50:57,884 Nikki, your man's home! 823 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:02,054 i don't wanna hear it! 824 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:05,060 i'm in the bathroom. Why don't you get ready? 825 00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:07,153 i am ready, girl. i been ready. 826 00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,497 Seven weeks, ready. Shit. 827 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:16,498 This plastic ain't easy to come by. You don't know what i been through. 828 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:20,236 But i finally got this safe sex thing down pat. 829 00:51:20,343 --> 00:51:22,402 Do you know what you're doing? 830 00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:24,309 Do i know what i'm doing? 831 00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:27,377 i know what i'm doing. 832 00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:30,113 Say you want dental dam, i got some. 833 00:51:30,187 --> 00:51:32,781 Build you a Hoover Dam, is what i'll do. 834 00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:34,619 i'll wax that ass tonight. 835 00:51:34,691 --> 00:51:36,784 it's my turn to do what i do. 836 00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:40,159 Shut up before i wrap your ass like a hot dog. 837 00:52:11,194 --> 00:52:12,320 My God! 838 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,828 Sit up so you get some air. 839 00:52:17,901 --> 00:52:19,334 Sit up. 840 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:24,306 Breathe. Let me help you. 841 00:52:24,374 --> 00:52:28,834 You are supposed to put this around my pelvic area, not your head. 842 00:52:28,912 --> 00:52:30,140 Sorry, babe. 843 00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:31,908 Let's do this. 844 00:52:32,015 --> 00:52:34,210 - " Let's do this?" - i'm fired up now. 845 00:52:35,185 --> 00:52:37,176 You almost died. 846 00:52:37,254 --> 00:52:40,690 My God, you are the only man in this world... 847 00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:42,622 ...dumb enough to do this. 848 00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:56,797 - Get him up! - Get up. 849 00:52:56,873 --> 00:52:58,465 Sit him up. 850 00:52:58,542 --> 00:53:00,066 - Help me. - What? 851 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,337 Pop it! 852 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:08,073 Was you gonna wait for me to turn into a butterfly? 853 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,447 Deja vu. 854 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,612 Would you lookit here. 855 00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,285 i been looking. 856 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:17,326 i told him i was coming right back. 857 00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:20,852 Bunz, did you think you were gonna spoil or something? 858 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:23,866 i've got some aluminum foil over in the cabinet. 859 00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:26,960 i don't wanna hit no woman, but... 860 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,800 ...i tell you right now... 861 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:30,533 is this Def ComedyJam? 862 00:53:30,607 --> 00:53:31,972 What's so funny? 863 00:53:32,075 --> 00:53:33,542 i'm sorry, baby. 864 00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:35,474 "i'm sorry, baby. " 865 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:39,743 i ain't never had to go through this much shit to get a piece of ass. 866 00:53:39,816 --> 00:53:43,513 They got you slipping, now you got me slipping. i'm outta here. 867 00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:45,248 i'm out. Come on. 868 00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:47,017 Rushon, where you going? 869 00:53:47,090 --> 00:53:49,081 i'm going home. 870 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:51,923 About time you handled your business like a man. 871 00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:54,862 i still got time to make my booty call. 872 00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,023 Now i- 873 00:53:57,434 --> 00:54:00,301 i told you about this blind date stuff. 874 00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:02,361 Let's get a cab and get outta here. 875 00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:04,373 - Smartest thing you said. - Wait. 876 00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:06,204 Don't look back. Keep walking. 877 00:54:06,309 --> 00:54:08,140 We almost got shot over this shit! 878 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:11,112 - Shot?! - You heard him. Shot. i'm out of here. 879 00:54:11,181 --> 00:54:14,641 Cabbie! 880 00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:16,844 - You okay? - i'm still breathing, ain't i? 881 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,013 if you stay away from Glad Wrap. 882 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:21,580 - Lystie, come on. - i'll be right over here. 883 00:54:21,658 --> 00:54:23,592 Baby, i am so sorry. 884 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:27,255 i'll make it up to you. We can go upstairs... 885 00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:28,456 Damn. 886 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:33,759 if you's thinking about trying to get in good with me... 887 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:36,533 ...and kissing me, forget all that. 888 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,096 Forgotten. 889 00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:39,539 Good. 890 00:54:39,643 --> 00:54:41,304 Can i get a damn cab? 891 00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:43,309 Damn! 892 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:45,541 What does a brother have to do for a cab? 893 00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:47,310 Rushon, help me out. 894 00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:48,874 You say something? 895 00:54:48,985 --> 00:54:50,976 i see what's going on. 896 00:54:51,054 --> 00:54:54,683 You're gonna get yours a little before sunrise and win the bet. 897 00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:58,353 What bet?! 898 00:55:01,498 --> 00:55:05,525 Can you repeat the question? i got a bum ear. 899 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:08,502 it's just a figure of speech, that's all. 900 00:55:08,571 --> 00:55:11,972 Like, " How much you bet i'll be tapping that ass before sunrise?" 901 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:14,135 That kind of figure of speech? 902 00:55:14,244 --> 00:55:17,338 - Did you have a bet going on? - No. 903 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:18,846 No. 904 00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:21,349 Hell, no. That would be degrading. 905 00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:22,851 Completely degrading. 906 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,683 This is just a harmless challenge. 907 00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:27,450 - Exactly. - Challenge. 908 00:55:27,524 --> 00:55:30,960 Between guys, talking about bitches and hoes and- 909 00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:34,188 Baby, that's all right. i got it. 910 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,233 it's like a guy thing. Kind of like high-fiving? 911 00:55:38,201 --> 00:55:40,362 Right. Like a high-five. 912 00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:42,371 Did you hear? it's a guy thing. 913 00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:44,467 i heard. 914 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:46,372 Us girls have our thing too. 915 00:55:46,476 --> 00:55:49,707 it's not a high-five. it's a high-one! 916 00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,747 And to you too. Let's go. 917 00:55:51,815 --> 00:55:53,510 Nikki, please- 918 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,517 Rushon, you bet on me. 919 00:55:55,585 --> 00:55:58,850 You gonna listen to Bunz? Nikki, he's crazy. 920 00:55:58,922 --> 00:56:01,516 i would never do something like- 921 00:56:01,591 --> 00:56:04,185 - Listen, please. - i'm listening. 922 00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,455 i fucked up. i mean, a little bit. 923 00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:07,723 Look here. 924 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:10,021 i'm glad you stopped. 925 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,125 You don't steal my car! 926 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,897 What's up with the gun? 927 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,105 You fucked up now. i should bust your ass. 928 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,736 Sorry! i don't wanna cork you! 929 00:56:26,916 --> 00:56:27,678 Shit! 930 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:32,118 I gotta get the hell out, man. 931 00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:36,181 Shit is too crazy. i'll go back to Africa, to the roots. 932 00:56:39,596 --> 00:56:42,588 Let's take a bite of the Big Apple. The night's young. 933 00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:46,431 We're going to the hospital to get you stitched and cleaned up. 934 00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:48,095 Then we're going home. 935 00:56:48,171 --> 00:56:50,639 This is only a flesh wound. See? 936 00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:56,100 Them old-school niggers could take 4 or 5 bullets to the ass... 937 00:56:56,212 --> 00:56:58,146 ...not go to the hospital. 938 00:56:58,214 --> 00:57:01,911 They don't make niggers like they used to. Rock hard. 939 00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:03,850 i hurt my finger. Kiss it. 940 00:57:05,822 --> 00:57:09,588 i made a mistake. i'm sorry. 941 00:57:09,659 --> 00:57:12,253 Welcome to "Slipping-Ass Brother. " 942 00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:14,922 Carla, you're on the phone from Alabama. 943 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:17,023 Does the young buck in the back... 944 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:19,091 ...know how to fetch and roll over, too? 945 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:22,104 'Cause he begs good as hell. 946 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:25,141 Rushon, straighten up for your boy. 947 00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,800 What will it take for you to shut up? 948 00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:35,248 it's funny you ask. 949 00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:40,317 it was a bet, but it wasn't a bet. 950 00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:41,823 Not now. 951 00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:44,155 Like i said, it's a flesh wound. 952 00:57:44,227 --> 00:57:46,491 We don't want it to get infected. 953 00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:48,087 Like i said... 954 00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:50,496 ..." No insurance. " 955 00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:52,000 Ain't this a shame. 956 00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:54,366 We in the richest country in the world, the land of the brave... 957 00:57:54,437 --> 00:57:56,428 ...the home of the beautiful... 958 00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:58,371 ...and he can't get his leg sewn up? 959 00:57:58,441 --> 00:58:00,466 This is not the time or the place. 960 00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:03,045 it is the place. it says, " Emergency. " 961 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:07,139 it doesn't say, " Emergency unless you ain't got no insurance card. " 962 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:08,581 Shut up. 963 00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:10,118 Cool. "Shut up. " 964 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:13,314 i'll go get you a parrot to go with your peg leg. 965 00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:17,990 i got insurance. i just don't have my card on me. 966 00:58:18,061 --> 00:58:20,154 No card, no cure. 967 00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:23,165 You don't understand the severity of this situation. 968 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,098 This man has been shot. 969 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,864 i don't know where you received your training- 970 00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:32,866 i apologize for my friends. it's been a very long night. 971 00:58:32,976 --> 00:58:36,309 There must be a way to verify his insurance. 972 00:58:36,379 --> 00:58:39,678 All the information you need is on the forms. 973 00:58:39,749 --> 00:58:42,547 Like i said, little Miss Fugee... 974 00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:45,383 ...no card, no cure! 975 00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:48,219 Look, bitch, either you make the call... 976 00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:52,387 ...or i'll come snatch that wig off your bald head! 977 00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:55,829 i will stick this clipboard so far up your- 978 00:58:57,233 --> 00:58:58,666 Rushon Askins? 979 00:59:00,003 --> 00:59:01,265 You Rushon? 980 00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:03,567 Rushon Askins, right here. 981 00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:06,504 - Rushon Askins. - That's what i'm asking. 982 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,099 Fool, get your ass down. 983 00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:11,078 We've already pre-admitted this patient. 984 00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:12,808 i have his forms. 985 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:16,716 We must get him to triage because his wound's severe. 986 00:59:16,786 --> 00:59:18,811 Yes, Dr. Zevroloski. 987 00:59:18,888 --> 00:59:20,150 But aren't you- 988 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,316 Yes, i am. i'm very attracted to you. 989 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,259 These beautiful eyes, those cheek bones, that smile... 990 00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:27,387 ...and i love that little moustache. 991 00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:30,091 But do something with the Chia Pet. 992 00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:34,000 Listen. You and your mama have to wait behind the yellow line. 993 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,563 - Mama?! - Yes, your motherfucking mama. 994 00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:41,332 He don't mean i look old. 995 00:59:41,444 --> 00:59:43,503 You sure you know what you're doing? 996 00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:47,709 i watched " ER" all the time, till they cut the brother's part down. 997 00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:50,378 Somebody died. They tried to blame it on him. 998 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:56,117 My patient needs assistance. 999 00:59:56,192 --> 00:59:59,389 Sure, Doctor. Roll him over there, please. 1000 00:59:59,462 --> 01:00:01,953 i think it's just a flesh wound. 1001 01:00:02,031 --> 01:00:04,898 - Help me get him in the bed. - You do look frail. 1002 01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:07,733 Brother, get you up here. 1003 01:00:07,804 --> 01:00:09,965 There we go. What i wanna do is... 1004 01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,132 ...turn him around so you can see him. 1005 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:14,733 The vital signs seem to be... 1006 01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:17,239 The forehead fever... 1007 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:19,110 ...is, stable. 1008 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:24,947 i got to run. i got a 1-Adam-12 down the hall. 1009 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:27,854 i'll leave you here with him. You can handle this. 1010 01:00:27,924 --> 01:00:29,289 Sure, Doctor... 1011 01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:30,621 ...Zevroloski? 1012 01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:34,026 Well, Zevroloski was my first name. 1013 01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:37,294 i'm part German and partJamaican. Ger-maican. 1014 01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:44,066 Damn Caribbean medical schools. 1015 01:00:45,608 --> 01:00:48,577 Dr. Moore needs help in Obstetrics. She's having a baby. 1016 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,703 it ain't mine. 1017 01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:51,575 No, it's her patient. 1018 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:54,617 Well, let's get it on. is she naked? 1019 01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:00,351 Hurts good, doesn't it? 1020 01:01:00,423 --> 01:01:03,119 i'm gonna give you something for the pain. 1021 01:01:06,262 --> 01:01:10,528 it'll help you relax. it might make you drowsy. 1022 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,967 But you're gonna feel a whole lot better. 1023 01:01:17,573 --> 01:01:18,665 Nice. 1024 01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:24,777 Pleasant dreams. 1025 01:01:29,585 --> 01:01:31,018 What's the problem? 1026 01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:34,682 My residency is in emergency Peds, not Obstetrics. 1027 01:01:34,757 --> 01:01:38,853 The patient is multi-gravida with aggravated lateral distension... 1028 01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:41,419 ...with an oblique inguinal hernia... 1029 01:01:41,497 --> 01:01:44,591 ...impacting the epigastric artery. 1030 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:47,101 Ever go to Nell's on Ladies' Night? 1031 01:01:47,170 --> 01:01:51,334 Because it's free before 10, got a brand new DJ. 1032 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:56,372 Don't worry. Let me tell you something about men. 1033 01:01:56,479 --> 01:02:00,745 They good for one thing, and most of them don't even do that right. 1034 01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:05,754 Talking all that mess about how big they are, how much stamina they got... 1035 01:02:05,822 --> 01:02:07,346 ...all that mess about... 1036 01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:11,359 ..."Ooh, whose is this? Whose is this? Whose is this?" 1037 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:14,760 Know what i tell 'em? You don't even know 'im. 1038 01:02:14,831 --> 01:02:18,198 They bet on us like we some dogs at a race track. 1039 01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:20,098 They not human, baby. 1040 01:02:20,169 --> 01:02:24,265 They may seem like it. We both eat and breathe the same. 1041 01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:27,798 But look at a brother like Bunz. Does he act human? 1042 01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:30,107 But you just slept with Bunz. 1043 01:02:30,213 --> 01:02:31,976 Like i said: 1044 01:02:32,048 --> 01:02:35,484 They're only good for one thing. 1045 01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:38,312 Yes, you got it. 1046 01:02:38,387 --> 01:02:42,153 i'll tell you another thing: you gotta flip the script. 1047 01:02:42,225 --> 01:02:44,819 Keep your frickey-dickey happening on the DL. 1048 01:02:44,894 --> 01:02:49,092 Be like, "Yeah, that's right. But it's mine. it's mine. " 1049 01:02:49,165 --> 01:02:51,929 That's mine! Tear it up! Give it to me! 1050 01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:54,168 What's my name? 1051 01:02:54,237 --> 01:02:55,932 We're in a hospital. 1052 01:02:56,005 --> 01:02:57,438 Hospital. Chill. 1053 01:02:58,508 --> 01:02:59,941 We're in a hospital. 1054 01:03:01,844 --> 01:03:03,072 Tear it up. 1055 01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:12,254 Contractions are 10 seconds apart. Everything's great. 1056 01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:14,846 And, you know, you looking... 1057 01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:18,754 ...you looking pretty good. 1058 01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:21,253 What you in for, boy? 1059 01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:29,165 You're lucky. i got bad pipes. 1060 01:03:29,238 --> 01:03:30,830 My balls is all congested. 1061 01:03:30,907 --> 01:03:32,841 What are they gonna do? 1062 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:34,933 Un-congest them, i guess. 1063 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,771 it says here, "Testicular removal. " 1064 01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:43,714 " Un-congest," my ass. 1065 01:03:43,786 --> 01:03:46,346 - They'll chop your balls off. - What? 1066 01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:47,980 Mr. Martin? 1067 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:50,649 Where are you? 1068 01:03:50,726 --> 01:03:52,318 Mr. Martin... 1069 01:03:53,062 --> 01:03:55,053 ...where are you? 1070 01:03:55,131 --> 01:03:56,758 We are ready. 1071 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:04,833 " Rushon. " 1072 01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:06,204 What a pretty name. 1073 01:04:09,378 --> 01:04:11,812 Martin, here you are. 1074 01:04:14,884 --> 01:04:16,317 Adios, cojones. 1075 01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:21,486 Great evening. Got any more planned? 1076 01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:24,822 - Don't even start. - You don't want me to start, darling? 1077 01:04:24,894 --> 01:04:27,988 - What is that supposed to mean? - What does it mean? 1078 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:29,656 We're in a hospital- 1079 01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:32,200 You don't recognize me because i'm Dr. Zevroloski! 1080 01:04:32,268 --> 01:04:34,668 i'm visiting from Baltimore to do research! 1081 01:04:34,737 --> 01:04:35,795 Hold it! 1082 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:40,104 Someone stole my i D. Zevroloski. Look it up! 1083 01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:42,404 i knew it. 1084 01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:45,002 You come with me. 1085 01:04:45,114 --> 01:04:47,810 We got somebody to find. 1086 01:04:48,851 --> 01:04:50,819 They're in here somewhere. 1087 01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:57,415 This is a mistake. 1088 01:04:58,861 --> 01:05:00,886 Man, i swear to God. 1089 01:05:00,963 --> 01:05:04,091 - We should just leave. - No, we find him and then leave him. 1090 01:05:14,710 --> 01:05:16,735 What is wrong with you? 1091 01:05:16,846 --> 01:05:18,438 Relax. 1092 01:05:19,282 --> 01:05:21,113 This is a mistake. 1093 01:05:21,183 --> 01:05:24,380 Everyone gets nervous about this procedure. 1094 01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:26,114 it's easy. 1095 01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:29,555 We shave you, snip you, and it's over. 1096 01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:32,219 There is life after castration. 1097 01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:52,003 The plumbing works. 1098 01:05:53,849 --> 01:05:55,840 - Get over here. - What are you doing? 1099 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,886 Look, i gotta go. 1100 01:05:59,088 --> 01:06:01,454 - Where's Rushon? - i don't know. 1101 01:06:01,524 --> 01:06:03,958 - You lost Rushon? - i didn't lose him. i just- 1102 01:06:04,026 --> 01:06:05,789 i don't have time for this. 1103 01:06:05,861 --> 01:06:08,625 i'll go look for him. You try to find him. 1104 01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:10,256 Keep an eye on him. 1105 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:13,791 Mr. Martin, we've already started anesthesia. 1106 01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:17,464 You haven't eaten in the last 12 hours? 1107 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:20,907 Relax and start counting backwards from... 1108 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:23,342 Don't take myJohnson. 1109 01:06:23,412 --> 01:06:24,640 Don't take... 1110 01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:29,178 All right, people, he's out cold. Let us tango. 1111 01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:30,775 is he in there? 1112 01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:33,686 - Thought i looked like a mama. - i like older women. 1113 01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:35,189 i look old? 1114 01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:38,124 No, i'm saying you like a fine wine. Aged. 1115 01:06:39,028 --> 01:06:40,222 Check in there. 1116 01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:44,556 Chia Pet. 1117 01:06:55,144 --> 01:06:57,237 it's mine. it's mine. Stop. 1118 01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:02,114 All right, she's gone. Let's go. 1119 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:04,785 Yeah, let's go. 1120 01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:07,349 You ain't ready for this. 1121 01:07:07,423 --> 01:07:09,948 No, you ain't ready for this. 1122 01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:13,017 Here we go. 1123 01:07:13,095 --> 01:07:15,689 Wait. Why hasn't this man been prepped? 1124 01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:19,292 Well, we all make mistakes. i'll do it myself. Razor. 1125 01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:35,974 Who's your daddy? Come on, big girl. 1126 01:07:37,653 --> 01:07:40,520 Bunz, wait. Somebody's in here. 1127 01:07:41,924 --> 01:07:44,415 That jack-o-lantern fool is dead to the world. 1128 01:07:44,493 --> 01:07:46,688 Girl, let's do this now. 1129 01:07:57,339 --> 01:07:58,863 Come on. 1130 01:07:58,941 --> 01:08:03,969 i hope you ate your corn flakes, baby, 'cause i'm gonna go all night long. 1131 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,638 'Cause i got stamina. 1132 01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:09,847 Wait. You got a condom, right? 1133 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,614 No glove, no love. 1134 01:08:14,657 --> 01:08:16,921 Look, i got a glove right here. 1135 01:08:16,992 --> 01:08:19,688 May not be big enough to fit on this old paloosa... 1136 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:21,923 ...but we'll do the best we can. 1137 01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:23,430 There we go. 1138 01:08:23,499 --> 01:08:25,763 Are you ready? Wait. Okay. 1139 01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:27,359 Line it up. 1140 01:08:33,142 --> 01:08:35,303 Don't go... too fast, now. 1141 01:08:43,219 --> 01:08:44,686 Oh, shit. 1142 01:08:46,422 --> 01:08:49,357 No, you didn't. 1143 01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:52,087 i been holding that one a long time. 1144 01:08:54,730 --> 01:08:56,288 That's just a flare, baby. 1145 01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:00,128 Damn, my crippled ass... 1146 01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:02,693 ...could've done it longer than that. 1147 01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:05,763 He's been watching us the whole time. 1148 01:09:05,841 --> 01:09:07,604 The whole 3... 1149 01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,200 ...seconds. 1150 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,314 i hope i didn't wear you out, now. 1151 01:09:15,384 --> 01:09:18,012 You need a cigarette or something to bring you down? 1152 01:09:35,337 --> 01:09:37,931 My God, what are you doing?! 1153 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,204 Removing a matastasized testicular growth. 1154 01:09:41,310 --> 01:09:44,245 - if you'll excuse me- - What?! Don't touch his growth! 1155 01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:45,780 Get her out. 1156 01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:48,873 There's been a mistake! He has no insurance! 1157 01:09:49,718 --> 01:09:51,481 Fuck! 1158 01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:54,387 Get him down to County! Goddamn stupid Admissions. 1159 01:09:54,456 --> 01:09:56,219 i'll be on the golf course. 1160 01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:58,089 Son-of-a-bitch! 1161 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:05,998 Hey, baby. 1162 01:10:06,068 --> 01:10:07,433 Hi, Rushon. 1163 01:10:08,904 --> 01:10:10,394 My leg- Shit! 1164 01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:13,930 Everything's still there. Almost. 1165 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,476 Almost?! 1166 01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:17,876 Lay off the Magic Shave, brother man. 1167 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:22,646 My God, Nikki, no matter what you do, don't tell Bunz. 1168 01:10:22,718 --> 01:10:26,051 Worried about what Bunz is gonna think. 1169 01:10:26,121 --> 01:10:29,579 Lord forbid you get embarrassed in front of Bunz. 1170 01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:33,390 That's what i'm talking about, Rushon. 1171 01:10:33,462 --> 01:10:37,398 Nikki, you mean everything to me, but, come on, it's... 1172 01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:39,661 ...where a brother got to draw the line. 1173 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:42,932 And there's a time when a woman has got to draw the line. 1174 01:10:44,807 --> 01:10:49,005 Rushon, sun's up. You already lost the bet, what else? 1175 01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:50,169 Hurry up. 1176 01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:52,338 You know how to do that, Quick Draw. 1177 01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:56,609 What's up? 1178 01:10:56,685 --> 01:10:59,711 - That's what i been asking. - Mind your business. 1179 01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:03,155 Big Daddy-Haddy Not-No, what's up, boy? 1180 01:11:03,225 --> 01:11:05,785 Looking good. They stitched you up? 1181 01:11:05,861 --> 01:11:09,490 - Your boy here, don't sweat a thing. - You took care of me. 1182 01:11:09,565 --> 01:11:13,558 Now that your boy is here, i'm sure you'll be fine. 1183 01:11:13,636 --> 01:11:15,797 We're leaving. Come on. 1184 01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:19,169 Forget them tricks. Let's roll. 1185 01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:25,213 What can i do to prove i don't give a fuck what Bunz thinks?! 1186 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:26,612 Sorry. 1187 01:11:26,682 --> 01:11:29,150 What is this? Kick A Brother in The Ding-Ding Day? 1188 01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:32,381 The proof is in the doing, not the saying. 1189 01:11:34,189 --> 01:11:36,157 it's getting late. We're going home. 1190 01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,720 All right, fuck it! 1191 01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:49,493 What you doing?! i don't want to know you like this. 1192 01:11:51,707 --> 01:11:55,473 You do look younger with your beard all cut off and everything. 1193 01:11:55,577 --> 01:11:58,671 " Not only am i a client, i'm also the president. " 1194 01:12:00,949 --> 01:12:03,213 Looks like a shrimp, man. 1195 01:12:03,285 --> 01:12:05,446 is that the best you can do? Come on. 1196 01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:08,285 Looks like a doorstop. 1197 01:12:08,357 --> 01:12:11,952 You'll tell everybody and embarrass the hell out of me, right? 1198 01:12:12,027 --> 01:12:13,460 i got to. 1199 01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:16,965 if i pull that, would you get stronger? 1200 01:12:17,032 --> 01:12:19,626 You got a little ass so tight... 1201 01:12:19,702 --> 01:12:22,899 ...you could squeeze a piece of coal and shit a diamond. 1202 01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:25,030 Look at you, boy. 1203 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:31,635 - Did you see what was going on? - You need to stop joning, Speedy. 1204 01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:34,648 We need to really keep that on the down low. 1205 01:12:34,717 --> 01:12:37,686 i been going through some counseling. i want to talk to you about it. 1206 01:12:37,753 --> 01:12:41,348 You didn't give me a chance to reach my climacticness- 1207 01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:43,948 - You just got excited, right? - Yeah. 1208 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:46,358 Step over to this side of the line. 1209 01:12:46,428 --> 01:12:48,396 And what's over there for me? 1210 01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:51,228 i love you, over here. 1211 01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:02,276 Look what they're doing. 1212 01:13:06,248 --> 01:13:07,806 Ready to go with me? 1213 01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:09,213 Wanna go home? 1214 01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,220 You with me? 1215 01:13:12,287 --> 01:13:13,948 You sure? Watch it, now. 1216 01:13:15,758 --> 01:13:18,022 - Can't touch the pork chop. - Can't touch? 1217 01:13:18,093 --> 01:13:19,958 Can't touch it. it'll bite you. 1218 01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:25,459 That normally doesn't happen to me but i had an accident. 1219 01:13:25,534 --> 01:13:29,630 A cat jumped in my lap and scratched the left side of my shit. 1220 01:13:29,705 --> 01:13:33,197 So on the left side, i'm not functional. i gotta hit it to the right. 1221 01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:35,140 You could learn a lot from him. 1222 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:36,677 i have sports cream. 1223 01:13:36,745 --> 01:13:40,010 i put it on and i'm ready to go, you know? 1224 01:13:45,988 --> 01:13:49,283 i'm glad you made me wait 7 weeks. 1225 01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:56,594 Did they use a razor or one of those hair removal creams on you? 1226 01:13:56,665 --> 01:13:58,292 Razor. 1227 01:14:00,702 --> 01:14:02,294 You sure you know what you're doing? 1228 01:14:03,939 --> 01:14:05,964 Oh, yeah! 1229 01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:08,202 Where is Killa? 1230 01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,902 He's around somewhere. 1231 01:14:10,012 --> 01:14:11,980 See? He's not bothering us. 1232 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:15,243 i knew you two would hit it off and bond together. 1233 01:14:15,317 --> 01:14:18,252 Me and Killa have come to an understanding. 1234 01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:24,023 i read this is supposed to be bad for your kidneys. 1235 01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,252 Unless you're a professional... 1236 01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:31,697 ...you shouldn't go around like this. Careful. Tendinitis. 1237 01:14:33,435 --> 01:14:35,801 Let's get this party started. 1238 01:14:36,672 --> 01:14:37,934 Be gentle.