1 00:00:24,404 --> 00:00:27,988 ♪ Once in your life you find her ♪ 2 00:00:28,088 --> 00:00:31,152 ♪ Someone that turns your heart around ♪ 3 00:00:31,252 --> 00:00:34,996 ♪ And next thing you know you're closing ♪ 4 00:00:35,096 --> 00:00:37,098 ♪ Down the town ♪ 5 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:42,565 ♪ Wake up and it's still with you ♪ 6 00:00:42,665 --> 00:00:46,169 ♪ Even though you left her way 'cross town ♪ 7 00:00:46,269 --> 00:00:48,852 ♪ Wondering to yourself ♪ 8 00:00:48,952 --> 00:00:51,154 ♪ "Hey, what've I found?" ♪ 9 00:00:53,397 --> 00:00:55,740 ♪ When you get caught between the moon ♪ 10 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,902 ♪ And New York City ♪ 11 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,887 ♪ I know it's crazy ♪ 12 00:01:03,368 --> 00:01:05,371 ♪ But it's true ♪ 13 00:01:07,493 --> 00:01:12,799 ♪ If you get caught between the moon and New York City ♪ 14 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,583 ♪ The best that you can do ♪ 15 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,248 ♪ The best that you can do ♪ 16 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:22,350 ♪ Is fall in love ♪ 17 00:01:33,523 --> 00:01:35,946 Hey, Ruby. Rube! 18 00:01:36,046 --> 00:01:37,848 Yeah, I know, Mike. 19 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:39,670 "Staplehead." 20 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:41,753 Your hit. That was your hit, yeah? 21 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:43,314 This was it. 22 00:01:43,414 --> 00:01:44,916 Fucking turn it up! 23 00:01:45,016 --> 00:01:46,238 You don't have to, alright. 24 00:01:46,338 --> 00:01:47,319 Doxxxology. 25 00:01:47,419 --> 00:01:48,881 Fuck yeah! 26 00:01:48,981 --> 00:01:50,482 I had this on CD. 27 00:01:50,582 --> 00:01:52,124 Back in the day. 28 00:01:52,224 --> 00:01:53,966 My daughter tells me I'm too old to rock, 29 00:01:54,065 --> 00:01:55,768 but I say bullshit. 30 00:01:55,868 --> 00:01:58,532 I work with Ruby Ruin! 31 00:01:58,631 --> 00:02:00,634 Respect you, lady. 32 00:02:02,276 --> 00:02:04,137 Hey, Victor. Hey. 33 00:02:04,238 --> 00:02:05,940 Tour time again. 34 00:02:06,039 --> 00:02:08,022 You interested in some roadie work for a few weeks? 35 00:02:08,122 --> 00:02:09,384 Man the merch table? 36 00:02:09,483 --> 00:02:11,185 No. Sorry. 37 00:02:11,286 --> 00:02:12,707 Ruby, you have a visitor 38 00:02:12,808 --> 00:02:14,810 in the break room. 39 00:02:23,139 --> 00:02:25,242 Hey. Uh, drummer, right? 40 00:02:25,341 --> 00:02:26,603 Thanks for answering the ad. 41 00:02:26,702 --> 00:02:27,765 I'm Ruby. 42 00:02:27,865 --> 00:02:29,447 Yes, you are. 43 00:02:29,547 --> 00:02:31,368 Wow. 44 00:02:31,469 --> 00:02:33,732 This is ama... I'm Gavin. 45 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:35,534 Wow. Nice to meet you. 46 00:02:35,634 --> 00:02:37,615 This is fucking amazing, dude, I'm... 47 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:38,978 Okay. 48 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:40,459 I've just been a diehard Doxxx fan 49 00:02:40,559 --> 00:02:41,661 since I was, like, two years old. 50 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,423 Dude, this is fuckin' badass. 51 00:02:43,523 --> 00:02:44,904 My mom said she'd catch me banging 52 00:02:45,004 --> 00:02:46,146 my sippy cup to "Staplehead." 53 00:02:46,245 --> 00:02:47,226 Just aaah! 54 00:02:47,327 --> 00:02:48,668 Wow. That's... 55 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,310 When I saw the listing 56 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:52,993 to be the drummer of Doxxxology 57 00:02:53,093 --> 00:02:54,836 on fucking Craigslist, 58 00:02:54,935 --> 00:02:58,640 I was just, just what, dude, fucking... 59 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:00,922 Alright, we leave Monday, a three-week tour, 60 00:03:01,022 --> 00:03:03,245 mostly bars and small venues, 61 00:03:03,344 --> 00:03:05,007 but it'll give us time to tighten up the act, 62 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:06,728 maybe write a few new songs, 63 00:03:06,829 --> 00:03:08,051 'cause we end the tour in Milwaukee, 64 00:03:08,151 --> 00:03:10,012 at the Lariat, opening for Krampus. 65 00:03:10,113 --> 00:03:11,654 Holy shit, you're opening for Krampus. 66 00:03:11,755 --> 00:03:13,297 Yo, that's, that's badass, man. 67 00:03:13,397 --> 00:03:15,418 Yeah, it's a big deal. But hey... 68 00:03:15,519 --> 00:03:16,861 if you guys are looking to freshen up 69 00:03:16,961 --> 00:03:18,462 your material at all, 70 00:03:18,562 --> 00:03:20,904 I do a little bit of, like, writing of my own stuff... 71 00:03:21,005 --> 00:03:22,427 And you got your own gear? 72 00:03:22,527 --> 00:03:25,070 Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit with a double bass pedal 73 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,752 and a vintage amp, so everything you need. 74 00:03:26,851 --> 00:03:28,033 Great. But wait, no, 75 00:03:28,132 --> 00:03:30,076 what the fuck do you need an amp for? 76 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,719 I blow my backing vocals through my fuzz pedal, 77 00:03:32,819 --> 00:03:34,000 and it gives it like this, 78 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,803 this crunchy, chewy, disgusting... 79 00:03:36,903 --> 00:03:39,406 Good. Fine. 80 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:41,849 Fine. You're in. 81 00:03:41,949 --> 00:03:43,411 I'm in? You're in. 82 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:45,373 Holy shit, dude. 83 00:03:45,473 --> 00:03:47,415 Look at me now, motherfuckers! 84 00:03:47,515 --> 00:03:49,137 This is gonna rock so fucking hard. 85 00:03:49,237 --> 00:03:50,699 Thank you. Thank you so much. 86 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,620 I will not let you down, I promise you. 87 00:03:52,721 --> 00:03:56,105 Alright, RV leaves Monday. I'll send you the deets. 88 00:03:56,204 --> 00:03:58,628 Gavin, we're all in our 40s. 89 00:03:58,728 --> 00:04:00,029 Just take a fucking bath. 90 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:02,552 Take a bath. Aaahhhh! 91 00:04:04,053 --> 00:04:06,055 I'm not joking. 92 00:04:07,697 --> 00:04:09,700 Okay. 93 00:04:15,307 --> 00:04:17,770 ♪ Living on discount macaroni ♪ 94 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:20,973 ♪ Can't even get a job with my uncle Tony ♪ 95 00:04:21,073 --> 00:04:23,897 ♪ You sent your goons to repo my truck ♪ 96 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,139 ♪ What the actual fuck ♪ 97 00:04:26,239 --> 00:04:28,782 ♪ I can play guitar and I'm a decent singer ♪ 98 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:31,265 ♪ Now cut my wedding ring off my dead finger ♪ 99 00:04:31,365 --> 00:04:34,188 ♪ You say you wanna deal but you're such a phony ♪ 100 00:04:34,288 --> 00:04:36,551 ♪ You're never gonna get that alimony ♪ 101 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,553 Al! Al. God. Stop. 102 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,235 That's awful. God. 103 00:04:40,335 --> 00:04:41,837 How's the divorce going, bro? 104 00:04:41,937 --> 00:04:43,799 Not good. 105 00:04:43,899 --> 00:04:45,201 The lyrics are temporary. 106 00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:46,522 I just slug out whatever's in my head, 107 00:04:46,622 --> 00:04:47,764 we can zhuzh it up later. 108 00:04:47,864 --> 00:04:49,846 There's no zhuzhing. It's a turd. 109 00:04:49,946 --> 00:04:51,768 I don't want to zhuzh the turd. 110 00:04:51,868 --> 00:04:53,290 We have three weeks, man. 111 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,551 We got to come up with something that's going 112 00:04:54,551 --> 00:04:56,093 to pop at this Krampus show. 113 00:04:56,193 --> 00:04:57,575 What's the point? 114 00:04:57,675 --> 00:04:59,657 They're just gonna want to hear "Staplehead." 115 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,259 The point, Eskie, is that I'm not ready 116 00:05:01,359 --> 00:05:04,623 to lay down and die as some fucking nostalgia act. 117 00:05:04,723 --> 00:05:06,185 Are you? 118 00:05:06,285 --> 00:05:08,147 I just moved back in with my mom, 119 00:05:08,247 --> 00:05:10,830 and I got my AARP membership this year. 120 00:05:10,930 --> 00:05:12,552 So it's been a banner year for me. 121 00:05:12,652 --> 00:05:14,674 And Al with his divorce. 122 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:16,597 It's not going well. 123 00:05:16,697 --> 00:05:18,879 And you think law school is gonna... Law school? 124 00:05:18,979 --> 00:05:21,562 You think I can afford law school? 125 00:05:21,662 --> 00:05:23,364 It's an online MSL degree. 126 00:05:23,464 --> 00:05:25,527 I can't even afford to sell out. 127 00:05:25,627 --> 00:05:27,289 It's desperate times, Rube. 128 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:29,772 Piling in this shitty van year after year 129 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,293 for the rest of our lives, 130 00:05:31,393 --> 00:05:34,137 driving around playing Irish pubs. 131 00:05:34,237 --> 00:05:35,979 I swear to Christ, I'm gonna start crying 132 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:37,300 I really think about it. 133 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,902 The goal is not this. 134 00:05:39,002 --> 00:05:41,545 The goal is to get back. 135 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:45,590 To have shit acts like Krampus opening for us. 136 00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:48,152 That feeling on stage, the crowd, 137 00:05:48,252 --> 00:05:50,115 do you remember that? 138 00:05:50,215 --> 00:05:52,878 We're metal gods. 139 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,480 What would you do to get that back? 140 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,521 Anything. 141 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,243 - Anything. - Anything. 142 00:05:57,343 --> 00:05:59,005 We need to do this. 143 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:00,567 And all we need, 144 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,889 all we need is to write one new song 145 00:06:02,989 --> 00:06:04,991 that doesn't suck. 146 00:06:06,753 --> 00:06:09,056 I had a kind of a doomy sort of riff in A, 147 00:06:09,156 --> 00:06:10,298 try this. 148 00:06:16,765 --> 00:06:18,767 That's not bad. 149 00:06:32,182 --> 00:06:33,804 Geez, where'd you get this kid? 150 00:06:33,904 --> 00:06:35,046 Juilliard. 151 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:36,207 Really? 152 00:06:36,307 --> 00:06:37,769 Fucking Craigslist. 153 00:06:37,869 --> 00:06:38,810 Where do you think? 154 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:41,633 That's wild. 155 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:54,888 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 156 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:01,476 So this tape line goes right here. 157 00:07:01,576 --> 00:07:02,877 Okay. Not here. 158 00:07:02,977 --> 00:07:04,399 Mm-hmm. And not here. 159 00:07:04,499 --> 00:07:06,081 Okay. So I, so I don't hunch. 160 00:07:06,181 --> 00:07:07,443 Alright. I got a sciatica. 161 00:07:07,543 --> 00:07:09,084 I can't hunch. Okay. 162 00:07:09,184 --> 00:07:10,486 Maggie May, 163 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,789 I ain't seen one of these since Foghat. 164 00:07:14,671 --> 00:07:18,535 Battle Creek, show us your metal! 165 00:07:25,082 --> 00:07:28,306 Fuckin' Benson, man. 166 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,868 Two, three, and... 167 00:07:29,968 --> 00:07:32,151 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 168 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:34,153 ♪ Working all night ♪ 169 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:36,355 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 170 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:38,478 ♪ Fits me just right ♪ 171 00:07:38,578 --> 00:07:40,480 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 172 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,643 ♪ Last one to leave ♪ 173 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:44,725 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 174 00:07:44,825 --> 00:07:47,228 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 175 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:52,293 Alright. Okay. There's no bridge yet. 176 00:07:52,393 --> 00:07:54,496 Fuck a bridge. What are we, Christopher Cross? 177 00:07:54,596 --> 00:07:56,859 Just power through it. 178 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,961 What do you think? There's something there? 179 00:08:00,202 --> 00:08:02,305 Deuteronomy, what do you think? Something there? 180 00:08:02,405 --> 00:08:05,148 I got my audiobooks on. 181 00:08:05,248 --> 00:08:07,591 Hey, kid, what do you think? 182 00:08:07,691 --> 00:08:09,633 Why don't you guys just try to write another song 183 00:08:09,733 --> 00:08:12,156 like "Staplehead"? 184 00:08:12,256 --> 00:08:17,202 I mean, "Staplehead." That song is, um, good. 185 00:08:17,302 --> 00:08:21,447 So just try and, you know... 186 00:08:21,547 --> 00:08:23,729 make another song like that. 187 00:08:23,829 --> 00:08:25,892 Why don't I just fucking traipse into the fucking forest 188 00:08:25,992 --> 00:08:28,495 and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus? 189 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,697 That would be rad too. 190 00:08:30,797 --> 00:08:32,738 Every second of every day, 191 00:08:32,838 --> 00:08:36,103 I try and write a song like "Staplehead." 192 00:08:36,203 --> 00:08:38,705 I remember the first time I heard it, 193 00:08:38,805 --> 00:08:41,709 that feeling was like a needle made of ice 194 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:43,391 going into my brain. 195 00:08:43,492 --> 00:08:45,753 Like seeing the face of God 196 00:08:45,853 --> 00:08:47,234 and fucking God saying, 197 00:08:47,336 --> 00:08:50,358 "That's what a fucking hit feels like." 198 00:08:50,459 --> 00:08:52,281 I've been chasing that feeling for the past 20 years 199 00:08:52,382 --> 00:08:53,402 and never come close. 200 00:08:53,502 --> 00:08:55,484 "Staplehead" 's a fucking curse. 201 00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:57,247 That song ruined my life. 202 00:08:57,347 --> 00:09:00,450 But the song is your big hit. 203 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:02,572 We didn't write it. 204 00:09:02,673 --> 00:09:04,815 - What? - Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it. 205 00:09:04,915 --> 00:09:08,060 Our drummer Belinda did, and she gets all the royalties. 206 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:10,541 Now that bitch is selling leggings in the suburbs. 207 00:09:10,641 --> 00:09:12,464 But you guys continue to play the song. 208 00:09:12,564 --> 00:09:16,188 We have to every gig. Have to. 209 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,992 And when we're not on stage, we hear it everywhere. 210 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:22,234 And we don't get one red cent. 211 00:09:22,336 --> 00:09:23,276 It's a fucking curse. 212 00:09:23,377 --> 00:09:24,676 Fuck that, though. 213 00:09:24,777 --> 00:09:26,439 Tonight, we open with "Merch Girl." 214 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,603 I got a feeling about this. 215 00:09:28,703 --> 00:09:30,284 Two, three and... 216 00:09:36,712 --> 00:09:38,613 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 217 00:09:38,713 --> 00:09:42,117 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 218 00:09:46,122 --> 00:09:47,262 We suck. 219 00:09:47,363 --> 00:09:48,825 Hey, 220 00:09:48,925 --> 00:09:51,509 aren't you the band that does "Staplehead"? 221 00:09:51,608 --> 00:09:53,589 Play "Staplehead"! 222 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:54,632 No. 223 00:09:54,732 --> 00:09:57,915 We're not playing "Staplehead." 224 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,444 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 225 00:10:05,545 --> 00:10:07,445 ♪ By fire ♪ 226 00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:09,549 ♪ By flood ♪ 227 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:14,135 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 228 00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:17,819 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ Woo! 229 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,781 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 230 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,144 ♪ Tonight is where you rise ♪ 231 00:10:22,243 --> 00:10:23,906 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 232 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:25,788 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 233 00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:27,949 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 234 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,992 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 235 00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:32,194 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 236 00:10:32,295 --> 00:10:34,517 Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois, 237 00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,040 we love you! 238 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:38,161 Punk rock metal, baby. 239 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,723 Dude, are you okay? 240 00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:41,765 Yeah, man, I'm fucking good. 241 00:10:41,866 --> 00:10:43,048 You little shit. 242 00:10:43,147 --> 00:10:44,449 You ever steal my scream again, 243 00:10:44,549 --> 00:10:46,550 I'll break more than your fucking face. 244 00:11:11,859 --> 00:11:13,202 Hey! 245 00:11:13,301 --> 00:11:15,303 Drummer boy. 246 00:11:18,347 --> 00:11:20,349 Krampus! 247 00:11:24,513 --> 00:11:26,736 Jesus. It's inane. 248 00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:28,418 This will get you popular these days, 249 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:30,742 this Jackass shit? 250 00:11:30,841 --> 00:11:32,301 People love it. 251 00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:35,226 Krampus Cam. They got Ozzy with that thing once. 252 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,707 Dude, that was fake. 253 00:11:36,808 --> 00:11:38,790 And what are you doing? 254 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,512 Our drummer got hit in the head 255 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,077 with a stapler during "Staplehead." 256 00:11:44,176 --> 00:11:46,118 That's what we call provenance. 257 00:11:46,218 --> 00:11:48,442 Got a secret little eBay store. 258 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,282 It's not community property. Don't tell Edward. 259 00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:52,286 Kid's hanging with us tonight. 260 00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:54,549 Let's party! 261 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:59,134 I got to be up early, man, really. 262 00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:01,234 Acid reflux, man. 263 00:12:02,236 --> 00:12:04,240 Sober ten years. 264 00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:08,625 Cool. Cool. Alright. 265 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:12,069 Hey, kid. I'm sorry about tagging you. 266 00:12:12,168 --> 00:12:13,550 Don't let that shit happen again. 267 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,031 But I'm sorry. 268 00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:17,555 Listen, th-that's me totally out of bounds. 269 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:21,118 It's, it's your set. It's your scream. I'm sorry. 270 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:25,483 And I know that I'm a lot to put up with, you know, 271 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,445 but I just thank you guys 272 00:12:27,545 --> 00:12:29,928 for puttin' up with me. 273 00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:31,491 I mean, really. 274 00:12:31,589 --> 00:12:33,733 And I know you guys are looking for a new song, 275 00:12:33,832 --> 00:12:35,655 and, um, I don't want to overstep or anything, 276 00:12:35,753 --> 00:12:38,819 but I wrote something and if it sucks, it sucks. 277 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:41,820 Just let me know. Just say it, no harm. 278 00:12:41,921 --> 00:12:43,925 But I want you to hear it. 279 00:12:45,325 --> 00:12:46,788 It's not like we got anything else. 280 00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:48,888 Tss... 281 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,253 Here we go. 282 00:13:38,106 --> 00:13:40,108 What did you think, Ruby? 283 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,072 Uh... 284 00:13:46,396 --> 00:13:49,819 Yeah, there's some good stuff there, kid. 285 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,921 Keep working on it. 286 00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:54,344 Seriously? Okay. 287 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,348 And I guess I will leave you guys 288 00:13:58,449 --> 00:14:00,271 to your own party or whatever. 289 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,194 Ha, ha, ha! 290 00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:05,296 I'm gonna go to bed. Good night, guys. 291 00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:11,463 Holy shit. 292 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:17,231 I'm not crazy, right? 293 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,195 Tell me I'm crazy. 294 00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:24,718 It's a fuckin' hit. 295 00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:29,964 It's gonna be "Staplehead" all over again. 296 00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:36,413 Doesn't have to be. 297 00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:00,899 So I'm fired. 298 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,862 You're dragging the energy of the band down. 299 00:15:02,963 --> 00:15:05,745 We're trying to grow wings, and you're... 300 00:15:05,846 --> 00:15:07,848 You just, you're not on board. 301 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:11,832 How'd he take it? 302 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,154 He'll live. 303 00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:14,755 Well, I broke my sacred commitment 304 00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:16,858 to veganism for this. 305 00:15:17,899 --> 00:15:19,401 I got it, dudes, thank you. 306 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,642 Hey, kid. 307 00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:23,245 Yo, what's up? Whoa... 308 00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:25,127 When we play "Staplehead" tonight... 309 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,969 Mm-hmm. 310 00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:28,611 ...I want you to take my scream. 311 00:15:28,712 --> 00:15:30,012 No, no, no, no, no. 312 00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,415 That is not my... 313 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,695 - That's yours. - You have earned it. 314 00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:36,000 It's a fuckin' honour, man. 315 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,024 I just need, I just need a second if you... 316 00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:53,479 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 317 00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,683 ♪ Working every night ♪ 318 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:57,885 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 319 00:15:57,984 --> 00:16:01,008 ♪ Fits me just right, yeah ♪ 320 00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:07,335 Alright. 321 00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:10,899 Are you ready for a banger?! 322 00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,751 ♪ Up from the dust above the ruins ♪ 323 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,752 ♪ By fire ♪ 324 00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:24,856 ♪ By flood ♪ 325 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:28,219 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 326 00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:33,125 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 327 00:16:33,224 --> 00:16:34,847 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 328 00:16:34,945 --> 00:16:37,010 ♪ From the blackest depths of night ♪ 329 00:16:37,109 --> 00:16:38,811 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 330 00:16:38,911 --> 00:16:41,253 ♪ From the dark into the light ♪ 331 00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:43,497 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 332 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,964 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 333 00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:30,118 Mm, do you have another cigarette? 334 00:18:34,203 --> 00:18:36,465 Here you go. Aw, thanks, I appreciate that. 335 00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:38,568 No problem. 336 00:18:42,892 --> 00:18:45,596 I've got three days on a deck job. 337 00:18:45,696 --> 00:18:47,236 Manuel. 338 00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:49,438 Jorge and your guys, Victor. 339 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:50,841 Eso... 340 00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:52,984 - Tony. - Vamos, amigos! 341 00:18:54,784 --> 00:18:56,788 Nah, I'm good. I'm good. 342 00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,992 Okay, that's it. 343 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,379 Hey. Hey, Charlie, right? 344 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,701 Uh, yeah. 345 00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,062 Uh, Victor said you're looking for work. 346 00:19:09,161 --> 00:19:10,783 Oh well, thank you, Victor. 347 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,186 Uh, yes, 348 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,348 I'm, I'm desperately looking for work. 349 00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:15,990 You have a car? 350 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,072 Uh, yeah. Just needs gas. 351 00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:18,873 And can you count? 352 00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:20,956 Uh, got 10 good fingers. 353 00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:22,598 My band's going on the road, and we're looking 354 00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:24,079 for someone to sell merch, 355 00:19:24,178 --> 00:19:26,482 help out, you know, whatever needs doing. 356 00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:28,204 The pay sucks, but you get to visit 357 00:19:28,303 --> 00:19:29,926 the worst bars in America. 358 00:19:30,024 --> 00:19:31,648 Well, shit. 359 00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:33,750 You got yourself a merch girl. 360 00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,173 Holy shit. 361 00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:39,515 Uh, you're Ruby Ruin, right? 362 00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:42,379 Staplehead! 363 00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:46,925 Alright. 364 00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:55,235 Let's see if Cleveland rocks! 365 00:19:58,899 --> 00:20:02,203 So this tape line goes right here. 366 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,606 Not here and, and not here. 367 00:20:04,706 --> 00:20:06,127 So I, so I don't hunch. Alright. 368 00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:07,928 - I got a sciatica. - I can't hunch. 369 00:20:08,029 --> 00:20:10,052 ♪ Merch girl ♪ 370 00:20:10,151 --> 00:20:12,915 ♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪ 371 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:18,861 We suck. 372 00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:20,504 Hey, aren't you the band 373 00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,784 that does "Staplehead"? 374 00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:24,788 Play "Staplehead." 375 00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:27,712 No, we're not playing "Staplehead." 376 00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:35,159 ♪ Up from the dust... ♪ 377 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:38,123 Whoa! 378 00:20:38,224 --> 00:20:40,765 Kid... I'm just trying to get some more on my amp. 379 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,048 Dude, it's so badass! 380 00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:43,969 Okay, okay. Just... Jesus, kid. 381 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,252 Just wait... Hold still. 382 00:20:45,351 --> 00:20:46,453 It was so intense tonight. 383 00:20:46,552 --> 00:20:47,654 It was just so metal. 384 00:20:47,754 --> 00:20:49,255 It was just metal. 385 00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:50,598 Yes, it was very metal. I thought it was metal, right? 386 00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,260 It was very metal. It was... 387 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,821 super-duper metal. 388 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,423 Yeah. Okay, just turn to the light a little. 389 00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:57,264 There you go. 390 00:20:57,365 --> 00:20:59,828 You, you think she's mad at me, though. 391 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,629 Ruby? Uh, yeah. 392 00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:03,472 On account of how she punched you in the face. 393 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:05,355 But also, who cares? 394 00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:07,996 I mean, don't get me started on that "Merch Girl" song. 395 00:21:08,098 --> 00:21:09,399 Slanderous. 396 00:21:09,498 --> 00:21:11,041 I thought she was cool, man. 397 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,163 I'm starting to suspect she's actually a real dick. 398 00:21:13,263 --> 00:21:15,646 I know. Ruby's... she's cool. 399 00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:18,149 She's, she's alright. 400 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:22,053 Mm, mm... 401 00:21:22,154 --> 00:21:24,255 But maybe, um, maybe tomorrow, I can, 402 00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:26,358 I can catch a ride with, with you? 403 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,341 If that's okay? 404 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,443 Okay. Okay. 405 00:21:38,532 --> 00:21:39,473 Gav. 406 00:21:39,572 --> 00:21:41,235 Gavin! 407 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,515 Jesus. 408 00:21:42,617 --> 00:21:43,997 I admire the commitment to the craft, 409 00:21:44,098 --> 00:21:45,760 but maybe not with the metal sticks, yeah? 410 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,861 I mean, Christ on a cracker. 411 00:21:48,423 --> 00:21:49,764 Metal! 412 00:21:49,865 --> 00:21:53,408 Oh, I get it. Oh... geez. 413 00:21:53,509 --> 00:21:55,370 What, what's that thingy? 414 00:21:55,471 --> 00:21:56,733 Oh, well, 415 00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:57,974 I like to keep some eyes 416 00:21:58,073 --> 00:21:59,774 underneath my kit at every show. 417 00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,879 That way, I can go back... 418 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,081 ...and watch my footwork. 419 00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:09,707 Alright. 420 00:22:09,808 --> 00:22:11,810 Check one of these out right here. 421 00:22:13,091 --> 00:22:14,994 ♪ Stalagmite! ♪ 422 00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:16,794 ♪ Stalactite ♪ 423 00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:18,197 ♪ Stalag-sight ♪ 424 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:21,880 ♪ You might stalag-me ♪ 425 00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:23,984 You, sir, are a magpie. 426 00:22:24,665 --> 00:22:25,606 Magpie? 427 00:22:25,706 --> 00:22:26,607 Mm-hmm. 428 00:22:26,706 --> 00:22:28,007 Self-taught, huh? 429 00:22:28,108 --> 00:22:30,110 No, Juilliard. 430 00:22:31,312 --> 00:22:33,313 Oh. 431 00:22:41,043 --> 00:22:42,465 Ugh. Alright, dude. 432 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,747 I don't want to be all Felix Unger or anything, 433 00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:47,188 but, uh, this is my house, you know. 434 00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:48,752 A little respect. 435 00:22:48,851 --> 00:22:50,793 Why do you live in your car? 436 00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:52,436 Wolves on my fender 437 00:22:52,534 --> 00:22:54,398 so I gotta keep moving. 438 00:22:54,497 --> 00:22:57,001 Some wolves, huh? 439 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,102 You going to be like this forever? 440 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:02,046 Maybe. 441 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,209 I hadn't really thought about it that way, I... 442 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:06,692 Not fully until just now, actually. 443 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:11,137 So thanks for that fresh dose of existential dread. 444 00:23:13,438 --> 00:23:16,023 Oh, no, no. Toss it. 445 00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:17,745 I do not consent to photos. 446 00:23:17,844 --> 00:23:19,347 Well, it's not like I post them or anything. 447 00:23:19,447 --> 00:23:21,790 It's just for, like, a mind-collage of my own. 448 00:23:21,889 --> 00:23:23,890 Oh. 449 00:23:24,331 --> 00:23:26,113 That was littering. 450 00:23:26,214 --> 00:23:28,357 Yes, it was. 451 00:23:28,456 --> 00:23:31,600 Gosh, you are just really dedicated 452 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,483 to not wearing shoes, huh? 453 00:23:33,582 --> 00:23:36,086 If you're wearing shoes, you're just not grounded, 454 00:23:36,186 --> 00:23:37,327 you know. 455 00:23:37,427 --> 00:23:38,488 Life is a beat, Chuck. 456 00:23:38,589 --> 00:23:39,770 You got to feel it. 457 00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:43,454 Hey, look. See? 458 00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:46,137 Ba-da-da-whoosh. Ba-da-da-whoosh. 459 00:23:46,236 --> 00:23:48,540 Right? Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright. 460 00:23:48,639 --> 00:23:49,581 Look, see? 461 00:23:51,443 --> 00:23:53,264 That's the bridge we went over. 462 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:54,907 You know? Little raindrops. 463 00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:58,952 Holistic magpie motherfucker. 464 00:23:59,052 --> 00:24:02,696 Yeah. Sometimes I just, I feel this shit so hard. 465 00:24:04,457 --> 00:24:06,459 Carries me through. 466 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:09,062 Makes the bad stuff just... 467 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:12,147 roll right off of me. 468 00:24:25,921 --> 00:24:27,342 Hi. 469 00:24:27,444 --> 00:24:29,505 I owe you one for taking that little shitheel 470 00:24:29,606 --> 00:24:31,609 off our hands for the day. 471 00:24:33,571 --> 00:24:36,274 You know, that kid really took a hit for you, right? 472 00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:39,398 God, I hope he didn't lose any precious brain cells. 473 00:24:39,497 --> 00:24:41,560 You might give him a break. 474 00:24:41,659 --> 00:24:43,081 Is all I'm sayin'. 475 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:44,964 He's a vibe-killer. 476 00:24:45,063 --> 00:24:46,966 Can't read a room. It stresses me out. 477 00:24:47,065 --> 00:24:48,687 He's just nervous. 478 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,791 He worships you. 479 00:24:52,713 --> 00:24:54,855 I got to tell you, Ruby, I really thought 480 00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:58,099 that being on tour with the band was going to be like, 481 00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:01,022 you know, one big party, all fun and bonding, 482 00:25:01,121 --> 00:25:02,384 like... Spinal Tap. 483 00:25:02,484 --> 00:25:03,784 Pre-Jeanine. 484 00:25:03,885 --> 00:25:05,587 Not this cliquey 485 00:25:05,687 --> 00:25:07,969 gate-keepy high school bullshit. 486 00:25:09,772 --> 00:25:11,774 Consider my eyes opened. 487 00:25:19,503 --> 00:25:21,323 Hey! 488 00:25:21,425 --> 00:25:23,568 Drummer boy. 489 00:25:23,668 --> 00:25:26,610 Dude, I don't know what kind of voodoo, 490 00:25:26,711 --> 00:25:28,533 whatever you did, 491 00:25:28,634 --> 00:25:30,576 but thank you. 492 00:25:30,676 --> 00:25:32,138 What voodoo did I do? 493 00:25:32,236 --> 00:25:35,861 Well, I saw you talking to Ruby last night, 494 00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:38,745 and now she's gonna let me do the scream. 495 00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:40,107 The "Staplehead" scream. 496 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,207 I've been dreaming doing it since I was 497 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,549 a little dumb-as-fuck baby. 498 00:25:42,649 --> 00:25:44,952 This is, this is fuckin' everything, man. 499 00:25:45,052 --> 00:25:47,053 Thank you. Yeah, yeah... 500 00:25:48,096 --> 00:25:49,515 Hey. So, um... 501 00:25:49,617 --> 00:25:51,319 Oh. Uh, uh... You... 502 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:54,243 I'll, I'll get a good one for you. 503 00:25:54,342 --> 00:25:57,524 I'm happy for you, you little scamp. 504 00:25:57,626 --> 00:25:59,748 Alright, let's do some fuckin' metal. 505 00:26:01,231 --> 00:26:04,373 ♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪ 506 00:26:04,474 --> 00:26:08,379 ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪ 507 00:26:08,478 --> 00:26:09,740 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 508 00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:13,945 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 509 00:26:14,044 --> 00:26:16,226 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 510 00:26:16,328 --> 00:26:17,990 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 511 00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:20,192 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 512 00:26:20,292 --> 00:26:21,994 - ♪ Staplehead ♪ - Let 'em have it, kiddo. 513 00:26:22,092 --> 00:26:24,117 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 514 00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,079 ♪ Staplehead ♪ 515 00:26:26,178 --> 00:26:28,201 ♪ Tonight we rise ♪ 516 00:26:44,158 --> 00:26:46,222 I know it's been a tough night for you all. 517 00:26:46,322 --> 00:26:48,625 We appreciate your patience. 518 00:26:48,725 --> 00:26:51,908 The ME's ruling your drummer died by electrocution. 519 00:26:52,007 --> 00:26:53,110 His amp wasn't grounded. 520 00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:54,471 So when he touched the mic, 521 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,934 it was like kissing a lightning bolt. 522 00:26:57,813 --> 00:26:59,357 Jesus. 523 00:26:59,456 --> 00:27:02,280 It was an accident due to faulty equipment. 524 00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:04,202 We're impounding the amp for insurance purposes, 525 00:27:04,302 --> 00:27:07,284 but you can have the rest of your equipment back. 526 00:27:07,386 --> 00:27:10,049 You all were on that stage, too. 527 00:27:10,149 --> 00:27:12,149 It could have been a lot worse. 528 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,594 Wow. 529 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,039 Guess we just got lucky. 530 00:27:26,648 --> 00:27:28,649 Good idea. 531 00:27:35,457 --> 00:27:37,840 What do you figure I can get for these on eBay? 532 00:27:37,938 --> 00:27:39,943 Don't you fuckin' dare. 533 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,367 I can't stop smelling that smell. 534 00:27:43,466 --> 00:27:45,529 We did what we did. Now we gotta move forward. 535 00:27:45,629 --> 00:27:47,812 That song is gonna change our lives. 536 00:27:47,911 --> 00:27:49,293 Let's keep it together. 537 00:27:49,392 --> 00:27:50,573 About that. 538 00:27:50,675 --> 00:27:52,617 We should get a recording of the song, 539 00:27:52,716 --> 00:27:54,019 at least a rough demo, 540 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,981 before we play it at the Krampus show. 541 00:27:56,081 --> 00:27:58,623 We can use his rhythm track, but we all play the rest. 542 00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:00,024 Really lock in our ownership. 543 00:28:00,126 --> 00:28:02,108 Then let's do it right fuckin' now. 544 00:28:02,207 --> 00:28:04,390 And where are we gonna find a recording studio 545 00:28:04,491 --> 00:28:07,254 in Kenosha, Wisconsin, "right fucking now"? 546 00:28:09,216 --> 00:28:10,717 Two, three... 547 00:28:10,818 --> 00:28:12,520 ♪ It's a flash inside that calls you ♪ 548 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,621 ♪ From the street ♪ 549 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:20,769 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 550 00:28:20,869 --> 00:28:24,493 ♪ It's sugary sweet it's a fiery treat ♪ 551 00:28:24,592 --> 00:28:28,418 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 552 00:28:28,517 --> 00:28:31,822 Judas to the Priest. That song's pretty good. 553 00:28:31,922 --> 00:28:35,186 Oh, uh, excuse me. Are you with this group? 554 00:28:35,284 --> 00:28:37,267 Because I have this booth reserved 555 00:28:37,368 --> 00:28:38,830 as of seven minutes ago. 556 00:28:38,928 --> 00:28:41,252 Oh yeah. I think they're almost done. 557 00:28:42,533 --> 00:28:44,396 "Murder Girl." 558 00:28:44,495 --> 00:28:45,515 Nice. 559 00:28:45,617 --> 00:28:46,879 Is your band, uh, 560 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:48,841 death metal or something? 561 00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:52,405 It's my podcast. I solve murders. 562 00:28:52,504 --> 00:28:53,927 Oh. 563 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,029 Nice work, if you can get it. 564 00:28:58,512 --> 00:28:59,974 ♪ Enter the caverns ♪ 565 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,577 ♪ Of the past ♪ 566 00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:06,301 ♪ Your first trip won't be your last ♪ 567 00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:09,905 ♪ It's sugary sweet, a fiery treat ♪ 568 00:29:10,004 --> 00:29:14,370 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 569 00:29:17,853 --> 00:29:20,157 Damn, that is an earworm. 570 00:29:20,255 --> 00:29:22,438 Whoa. 571 00:29:22,539 --> 00:29:25,963 Oh geez. Come on. 572 00:29:26,062 --> 00:29:28,206 Hey. Which one of you assholes 573 00:29:28,305 --> 00:29:29,526 Shamrock-Shaked my car? 574 00:29:29,627 --> 00:29:31,688 Krampus slays! What is this? 575 00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:33,611 Oh my god. Just clean it. 576 00:29:33,712 --> 00:29:35,813 Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi. Hello. 577 00:29:35,914 --> 00:29:37,495 Do you know my friend Molly? 578 00:29:37,596 --> 00:29:39,217 - I'm sorry, who? - Uh, Molly. 579 00:29:39,318 --> 00:29:42,101 You know, my ex. Okay, n-n-nice try, narc. 580 00:29:42,202 --> 00:29:44,024 I-I'm not a narc. I... 581 00:29:44,123 --> 00:29:46,146 You're wearing pleated khakis, you know. 582 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:48,309 Just try harder. I believe in you. 583 00:29:48,408 --> 00:29:49,750 - Krampus! - Uh, excuse me... 584 00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:51,512 Very good... 585 00:29:51,611 --> 00:29:55,297 Ah, damn it, Gavin. Respect the domicile. 586 00:29:56,137 --> 00:29:57,438 Geez, honey. 587 00:29:57,539 --> 00:29:59,541 You're in Krampus land! 588 00:30:03,505 --> 00:30:05,507 Oh, whoa. 589 00:30:06,589 --> 00:30:08,591 Hold the phone. 590 00:30:14,957 --> 00:30:19,424 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 591 00:30:19,524 --> 00:30:23,348 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 592 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:27,273 ♪ It's sugary sweet a fiery treat ♪ 593 00:30:27,371 --> 00:30:32,859 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪ 594 00:30:40,348 --> 00:30:42,350 Magpie. 595 00:30:47,916 --> 00:30:50,740 Oh, great. Uh, I want to talk to you. 596 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,261 Drop the price of the shirts if you have to. 597 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,861 I don't wanna bring any of that shit home. 598 00:30:53,963 --> 00:30:56,146 You know, it-it's about your new song. 599 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,667 What about it? Well, it's really good. 600 00:30:57,765 --> 00:30:59,349 Which is how I know you guys didn't write it. 601 00:30:59,448 --> 00:31:00,551 I got a soundcheck. 602 00:31:00,649 --> 00:31:03,194 Okay, just look me in the eyes 603 00:31:03,293 --> 00:31:05,937 and tell me that Gavin didn't write that song? 604 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:09,100 Gavin wrote that song. 605 00:31:10,061 --> 00:31:13,084 Oh. Well, that's true. 606 00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:16,128 But also not cool. He deserves credit. 607 00:31:16,226 --> 00:31:18,051 And what do we deserve? 608 00:31:18,149 --> 00:31:19,572 That song isn't going to bring Gavin back, 609 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:21,573 but it'll change our lives. 610 00:31:21,675 --> 00:31:24,015 We recorded the song. We're playing it tonight. 611 00:31:24,117 --> 00:31:26,178 Look, Charlie, I'm just trying to make something good 612 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,541 out of something bad. 613 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,424 Well, right, but, 614 00:31:29,524 --> 00:31:31,906 but if it's Gavin's song, people should know that. 615 00:31:32,005 --> 00:31:33,187 There are a thousand ifs. 616 00:31:33,288 --> 00:31:34,709 If I hadn't given him the scream, 617 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,472 if our roadie hadn't quit and checked the amp, 618 00:31:36,572 --> 00:31:38,474 if I had anything left in my garbage life 619 00:31:38,573 --> 00:31:40,034 except one last shot. 620 00:31:40,136 --> 00:31:41,878 This shot. 621 00:31:41,976 --> 00:31:43,980 It is what it is, and I'm taking it. 622 00:31:45,581 --> 00:31:46,923 I'm sorry about the kid, 623 00:31:47,023 --> 00:31:49,024 truly. 624 00:31:49,386 --> 00:31:51,388 Gotta go. 625 00:31:58,076 --> 00:32:00,759 Krampus slays! 626 00:32:03,562 --> 00:32:06,024 Something doesn't sit right, Gavin. 627 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,505 Krampus! 628 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,469 Shit. Whoa! 629 00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:12,871 Ooh! 630 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,156 - Okay... - Krampus in the crapper! 631 00:32:15,255 --> 00:32:16,796 Good shit, man. That dude's an asshole. 632 00:32:16,897 --> 00:32:18,119 Deuteronomy. 633 00:32:18,217 --> 00:32:20,221 Yeah, merch girl! 634 00:32:22,101 --> 00:32:23,323 Deuteronomy. 635 00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:26,007 Nice right hook, merch girl. 636 00:32:26,108 --> 00:32:27,928 I see you're moving up in the world, huh? 637 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,972 - Is that why you quit? - Quit? 638 00:32:30,072 --> 00:32:31,613 I got canned on some bullshit. 639 00:32:31,714 --> 00:32:33,817 Huh. 640 00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:36,500 Well, you know, I knew that Ruby threw a lie in there. 641 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,302 I just couldn't track the, uh... 642 00:32:38,401 --> 00:32:40,705 This business is built on relationships. 643 00:32:40,803 --> 00:32:42,427 And amphetamines. 644 00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:45,149 Can I ask you something? It's, uh, it's about the kid. 645 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,952 The thing that happened with his amp. 646 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,033 I mean, is that something that happens? 647 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,916 Yeah, it happens. 648 00:32:51,015 --> 00:32:52,358 Yardbirds, '77. 649 00:32:52,457 --> 00:32:54,198 Lead guitarist bit it using the same amp. 650 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,923 That's why they have a death capacitor. 651 00:32:57,023 --> 00:32:58,445 A what? 652 00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:01,849 Old amps used to have cords with two prongs 653 00:33:01,948 --> 00:33:03,290 instead of three. 654 00:33:03,389 --> 00:33:04,932 If you reverse the plug, 655 00:33:05,032 --> 00:33:07,053 it's like sticking a fork in a socket. 656 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:09,417 A death capacitor keeps it safe. 657 00:33:09,515 --> 00:33:13,380 - So Gavin didn't know that? - Of course, he did. 658 00:33:13,482 --> 00:33:15,582 He had his amp converted to three-prong. 659 00:33:15,684 --> 00:33:18,668 It was safe. I wouldn't have let him use it if it wasn't. 660 00:33:18,767 --> 00:33:20,889 Here, let me show you what it looks like. 661 00:33:22,371 --> 00:33:26,076 Okay, here's one on eBay. Identical. 662 00:33:26,176 --> 00:33:28,177 Holy shit. Can I, can I see that? 663 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,668 Whoa, shit. 664 00:33:41,994 --> 00:33:43,995 Al. 665 00:33:58,973 --> 00:34:01,996 ♪ I'm gonna buy a new guitar ♪ 666 00:34:02,097 --> 00:34:05,120 ♪ Neck inlaid with pearl ♪ 667 00:34:05,219 --> 00:34:09,445 ♪ To pay my passage to the underworld ♪ 668 00:34:09,545 --> 00:34:11,368 ♪ I'm gonna crawl up ♪ 669 00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:14,611 ♪ From the afterbirth ♪ 670 00:34:14,711 --> 00:34:18,055 ♪ And wander lonely ♪ 671 00:34:18,155 --> 00:34:21,299 ♪ On this earth ♪ 672 00:34:21,399 --> 00:34:26,705 ♪ Satan, cast your evil spell ♪ 673 00:34:26,805 --> 00:34:30,669 ♪ Save a place for us in hell ♪ 674 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,232 ♪ You must learn we're all gonna burn ♪ 675 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:37,277 ♪ Because you can't un-murder someone ♪ 676 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:41,922 ♪ We electrocuted a lamb for the keys to the kingdom ♪ 677 00:34:42,022 --> 00:34:44,605 ♪ Now it's time to burn ♪ 678 00:34:44,705 --> 00:34:46,708 Two, three, four. 679 00:34:54,436 --> 00:34:56,379 If you're looking for Al, he's working on 680 00:34:56,479 --> 00:34:58,801 a new song called "You Can't Un-murder Someone." 681 00:34:59,802 --> 00:35:00,984 Sounds metal. 682 00:35:01,084 --> 00:35:03,307 It sounds like a guilty conscience 683 00:35:03,407 --> 00:35:05,950 unburdening itself for killing a drummer 684 00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:07,631 via power ballad. 685 00:35:07,731 --> 00:35:08,673 What? 686 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,114 That song 687 00:35:10,214 --> 00:35:12,077 is basically a confession. 688 00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:14,880 Uh, yeah. Okay. So you wanna arrest Bob Marley 689 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,682 for singing "I Shot the Sheriff"? 690 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,484 If he was also selling Gavin's amp on eBay, 691 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:20,967 like Al is, then yeah. 692 00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:23,970 I know it sounds nuts, but I think 693 00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:26,653 that Al switched it out for a booby-trapped amp 694 00:35:26,753 --> 00:35:28,695 and killed Gavin. 695 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:31,699 Listen. I know you really liked the kid. 696 00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:34,382 You're traumatised. We all are. 697 00:35:34,482 --> 00:35:37,545 But reality now, equipment mix-ups happen. 698 00:35:37,645 --> 00:35:39,788 Deuteronomy wasn't there to check it. 699 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,671 - Convenient, right? - Jesus. 700 00:35:42,771 --> 00:35:45,274 Al was on stage the whole time Gavin was. 701 00:35:45,374 --> 00:35:47,717 You think he would have risked electrocuting himself? 702 00:35:47,817 --> 00:35:49,819 Or Eskie or me? 703 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,365 Well that's true. Huh. 704 00:35:54,465 --> 00:35:56,467 Huh? 705 00:35:57,348 --> 00:35:58,730 One more show, 706 00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:00,772 and this will all be in your rearview mirror. 707 00:36:00,872 --> 00:36:02,334 Okay? 708 00:36:02,434 --> 00:36:05,097 Chill out and keep it together. 709 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:07,199 Yeah? 710 00:36:09,442 --> 00:36:12,185 What are you doing? You put Gavin's amp on eBay? 711 00:36:12,285 --> 00:36:13,907 It's vintage. 712 00:36:14,007 --> 00:36:17,351 It's evidence. Right? 713 00:36:17,451 --> 00:36:19,393 - I guess. - You guess? 714 00:36:19,493 --> 00:36:21,756 I haven't taken Criminal Law yet. 715 00:36:21,856 --> 00:36:24,439 Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. 716 00:36:24,539 --> 00:36:26,361 Listen to me. 717 00:36:26,461 --> 00:36:29,364 We are this close to nailing this thing. 718 00:36:29,464 --> 00:36:31,467 Keep it the fuck together! 719 00:36:32,428 --> 00:36:36,092 And do not confess to murder in a song! 720 00:36:36,192 --> 00:36:38,194 What...? 721 00:36:41,318 --> 00:36:44,301 It's probably okay as long as you don't sing it under oath. 722 00:36:44,401 --> 00:36:46,344 This is what, ehh, I'm saying... 723 00:36:46,444 --> 00:36:47,625 Uh, hey, Deuteronomy. 724 00:36:47,725 --> 00:36:49,467 Um, can I borrow your readers? 725 00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:52,350 You know, I'm trying to see something on here, and I can't. 726 00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:55,474 No. But how about the right tool for the job? 727 00:36:55,574 --> 00:36:57,736 Oh, okay. Upgrade. 728 00:37:02,582 --> 00:37:04,124 Huh? Okay. 729 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:06,807 So Al was being a real baby 730 00:37:06,907 --> 00:37:08,289 about setting up his mic stand, right? 731 00:37:08,389 --> 00:37:10,011 Yeah. 732 00:37:10,111 --> 00:37:12,333 Said it was his hunchback or something. 733 00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:13,735 I tried to teach him the Pilates 734 00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:15,016 I learned from Jimmy Page 735 00:37:15,116 --> 00:37:16,458 but no! 736 00:37:16,558 --> 00:37:19,421 Okay. So look at this. 737 00:37:19,521 --> 00:37:21,884 This is from the show when Gavin died. 738 00:37:22,965 --> 00:37:24,547 Look at the tape. 739 00:37:24,647 --> 00:37:28,752 Somehow in this show, on this one night, 740 00:37:28,852 --> 00:37:30,754 he got taller. 741 00:37:30,854 --> 00:37:32,596 Huh, I... 742 00:37:32,696 --> 00:37:35,720 Well, so what? Maybe he wore different shoes? 743 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,723 I mean, why would a guy with a bad back 744 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:41,146 suddenly wear new shoes on stage? 745 00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:44,269 Hmm. 746 00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:47,153 Well, you can't see his shoes there though. 747 00:37:47,994 --> 00:37:49,375 Oh. 748 00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:50,777 Huh. 749 00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:30,702 Hey. I-I-I come in peace, I... 750 00:38:30,802 --> 00:38:32,804 Ca-can I borrow that? 751 00:38:33,726 --> 00:38:35,588 Come on, now. 752 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,731 Show me some heavy-soled murder shoes. 753 00:38:41,374 --> 00:38:43,276 Gotcha, you son of a bitch. 754 00:38:45,038 --> 00:38:47,041 Whoa! 755 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,842 Holy Toledo. 756 00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:01,472 Rest in metal. Seriously? 757 00:39:01,572 --> 00:39:03,354 Jesus. What now? 758 00:39:03,454 --> 00:39:05,477 You guys are sick with this bullshit tribute. 759 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,358 You killed him. All of you. 760 00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:08,599 Who the fuck do you think you are? 761 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,001 Me? Oh, I don't know. 762 00:39:10,102 --> 00:39:11,804 Maybe, maybe I'm the highest bidder 763 00:39:11,904 --> 00:39:14,006 on eBay for Gavin's real amp, 764 00:39:14,106 --> 00:39:15,929 you know, the one you switched out to kill him. 765 00:39:16,029 --> 00:39:18,251 Or maybe I'm the girl with the photographic proof 766 00:39:18,351 --> 00:39:20,654 that you knew he was going to be electrocuted. 767 00:39:20,753 --> 00:39:24,018 You're all wearing Docs with thick rubber soles 768 00:39:24,117 --> 00:39:26,461 to insulate you from that electro shit 769 00:39:26,561 --> 00:39:27,942 that you sent through Gavin. 770 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:30,505 You know, when you told the fire inspector 771 00:39:30,605 --> 00:39:33,068 that you got "lucky," I knew it was a lie, 772 00:39:33,168 --> 00:39:35,030 I just didn't put it together. 773 00:39:35,130 --> 00:39:37,032 Y'all made your own luck, didn't you? 774 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:38,875 You know, I may not have my degree, 775 00:39:38,974 --> 00:39:41,197 but even I know that's not legal proof. 776 00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:43,920 Gavin was the real deal, you know, 777 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,642 and he was a good guy, 778 00:39:45,742 --> 00:39:47,684 and you killed him just for what? 779 00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:51,309 For some stupid little song about sucker punching? 780 00:39:53,431 --> 00:39:56,034 It's not just a song. It's a hit. 781 00:39:57,636 --> 00:39:58,777 You know what, Ruby? 782 00:39:58,876 --> 00:40:00,820 I knew that you were a has-been. 783 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,061 But it's worse than that. 784 00:40:02,161 --> 00:40:03,943 Alright, you're a hack. 785 00:40:04,043 --> 00:40:06,626 And maybe I won't get to see you in an orange jumpsuit, 786 00:40:06,726 --> 00:40:09,630 but you'll be in that orange "Build Box" apron 787 00:40:09,730 --> 00:40:12,853 for the rest of your sad little hacky life. 788 00:40:14,255 --> 00:40:15,476 Security! 789 00:40:15,576 --> 00:40:17,599 Gavin had talent, okay. He was metal. 790 00:40:17,699 --> 00:40:19,481 He was real metal. 791 00:40:19,581 --> 00:40:21,762 And you all, you're the opposite of metal. 792 00:40:21,863 --> 00:40:23,605 Alright? You're talc. 793 00:40:23,704 --> 00:40:25,708 You hear me? You're fuckin' talc! 794 00:40:27,189 --> 00:40:29,291 She can't do shit. 795 00:40:29,392 --> 00:40:31,414 We play the fuck out of that song tonight 796 00:40:31,514 --> 00:40:32,616 and everything changes. 797 00:40:32,715 --> 00:40:34,718 Yes? 798 00:40:35,078 --> 00:40:36,380 Let's rock! 799 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,182 Hey, do you mind swinging past 800 00:40:38,282 --> 00:40:40,104 just over here? Uh... 801 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,387 Thank you. Thanks. I just... I got to grab my, my bag, 802 00:40:42,487 --> 00:40:45,530 and then I promise to continue to throw myself out, so... 803 00:40:46,732 --> 00:40:47,913 I better not see you again. 804 00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:49,835 No, absolutely. I appreciate you. 805 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:53,159 You're doing good work. Efficient. 806 00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:54,440 Hi. Hey, guys. 807 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:56,041 Any of you know my friend Lucy? 808 00:40:56,142 --> 00:40:57,284 You know Lucy in the Sky... 809 00:40:57,384 --> 00:40:59,126 Fuck off, narc. 810 00:40:59,226 --> 00:41:01,729 Cocaine. Just looking for some old-fashioned cocaine. 811 00:41:01,829 --> 00:41:03,991 Hey, narc. 812 00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:07,035 My name's Scott. 813 00:41:07,836 --> 00:41:09,657 And that's how Doxxxology 814 00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:11,260 murdered their drummer Gavin, 815 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,362 I don't know his last name, for a song. 816 00:41:17,086 --> 00:41:19,809 Yeah, uh, well, that's, uh, that's a, a lot. 817 00:41:21,530 --> 00:41:23,032 Ah. 818 00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:24,954 I got no proof. 819 00:41:25,055 --> 00:41:26,557 It's a whole lot of nothing. 820 00:41:26,657 --> 00:41:28,719 Just loose, connected dots. I'm sorry. 821 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,441 I don't know who I thought would take this seriously. 822 00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:33,064 Y-y-you know what? I think it's good. 823 00:41:34,506 --> 00:41:35,686 You do? Yeah. 824 00:41:35,787 --> 00:41:37,369 I think you make a compelling case. 825 00:41:37,469 --> 00:41:39,211 I mean, some of this is a stretch, 826 00:41:39,311 --> 00:41:41,713 but you've shored up a lot of the circumstantial evidence. 827 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,297 I'm convinced. 828 00:41:44,396 --> 00:41:46,720 You think it's enough to take to your boss? 829 00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:49,863 Why would you want me to take it 830 00:41:49,963 --> 00:41:52,506 to the VP of Finance at Nationwide? 831 00:41:52,606 --> 00:41:55,670 Okay, wait. So you're not a cop? 832 00:41:55,770 --> 00:41:58,333 No, I'm an actuary. Did you think I was a cop? 833 00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:02,838 Yes, man. Yeah, I thought you were a narc. 834 00:42:02,938 --> 00:42:04,400 Everyone's been calling me that. 835 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,322 I think I'm just really bad at buying drugs. 836 00:42:06,422 --> 00:42:08,765 Yes, you are really bad at it. 837 00:42:08,865 --> 00:42:10,607 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 838 00:42:10,706 --> 00:42:13,010 everything you just said makes perfect sense. 839 00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:14,652 Oh, and since you're already famous, 840 00:42:14,751 --> 00:42:16,414 maybe you can get some local news attention. 841 00:42:16,514 --> 00:42:18,376 Hmm? What do you mean I'm famous? 842 00:42:18,476 --> 00:42:20,378 You don't know. Oh, your video. 843 00:42:20,478 --> 00:42:22,180 It went viral. 844 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,501 Krampus! 845 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:29,268 When did that go up? 846 00:42:29,367 --> 00:42:31,911 Uh, it says four hours ago. Why? 847 00:42:32,011 --> 00:42:34,014 Charlie Cale? 848 00:42:36,977 --> 00:42:38,959 Hey, Cliff. 849 00:42:39,059 --> 00:42:40,561 I didn't take you for a TikToker. 850 00:42:40,661 --> 00:42:42,924 It's over, Charlie. You're coming with me. 851 00:42:43,023 --> 00:42:45,026 Front seat or the trunk. Your choice. 852 00:42:50,873 --> 00:42:52,655 Hey. You need something, brother? 853 00:42:52,755 --> 00:42:56,820 What's up, Milwaukee?! 854 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,585 I think it's time for something fresh. 855 00:43:01,684 --> 00:43:03,146 ♪ It's a flash inside ♪ 856 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,249 ♪ That calls you from the street ♪ 857 00:43:07,411 --> 00:43:10,295 ♪ Drink from the well so bittersweet ♪ 858 00:43:12,416 --> 00:43:16,081 ♪ You wrote your number on the back of my receipt ♪ 859 00:43:16,181 --> 00:43:18,404 ♪ Before you cracked me with your ♪ 860 00:43:18,503 --> 00:43:20,506 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 861 00:43:21,907 --> 00:43:25,271 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 862 00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:30,197 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 863 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,664 ♪ It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery treat ♪ 864 00:43:35,764 --> 00:43:38,146 - ♪ It's time to eat my ♪ - Fuck you, Ruby. 865 00:43:38,246 --> 00:43:40,229 ♪ Sucker punch ♪ 866 00:43:40,329 --> 00:43:42,331 To the left. 867 00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:46,916 Watch it, man. 868 00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:52,883 Oh fuck! 869 00:43:52,983 --> 00:43:54,986 Thank you! 870 00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:17,251 Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! 871 00:44:21,736 --> 00:44:23,198 I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast. 872 00:44:23,298 --> 00:44:25,160 This is, I can get used to this. 873 00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:27,081 My friends, in just three weeks, 874 00:44:27,182 --> 00:44:28,644 you've conquered the world 875 00:44:28,744 --> 00:44:29,925 To "Sucker Punch." 876 00:44:30,025 --> 00:44:31,407 - To Doxxxology. - Hey. 877 00:44:31,507 --> 00:44:32,809 A viral smash. 878 00:44:34,831 --> 00:44:36,613 We got to get caviar in the rider. 879 00:44:36,713 --> 00:44:38,055 I want this on the tour bus. 880 00:44:38,155 --> 00:44:39,857 Like, I can get used to this. 881 00:44:39,956 --> 00:44:41,858 This is my new style. 882 00:44:43,561 --> 00:44:45,103 But I can keep this pen though, right? 883 00:44:45,203 --> 00:44:46,865 Hold up. 884 00:44:46,965 --> 00:44:48,266 Wait. 885 00:44:48,366 --> 00:44:50,829 No. 886 00:44:50,929 --> 00:44:52,391 What the fuck, man? 887 00:44:52,491 --> 00:44:54,492 We have a big problem. 888 00:44:57,336 --> 00:44:59,199 Yeah. So this "Sucker Punch" song 889 00:44:59,299 --> 00:45:02,122 came out of nowhere, and it's everywhere now. 890 00:45:02,222 --> 00:45:05,085 But did it come out of nowhere? It did not. 891 00:45:05,184 --> 00:45:07,128 Shout out to some of our older viewers for helping us 892 00:45:07,228 --> 00:45:08,409 connect the dots on this one. 893 00:45:31,415 --> 00:45:32,997 You ripped off the theme song to "Benson" 894 00:45:33,097 --> 00:45:34,318 and didn't think nobody would notice? 895 00:45:34,418 --> 00:45:36,800 - I didn't realise it. - It's, 896 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,483 it's, it's a fair use homage. 897 00:45:39,584 --> 00:45:42,848 It's copyright infringement that was about to become fraud. 898 00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:46,372 And it is the least of your problems. 899 00:45:49,155 --> 00:45:51,818 You may know the heavy metal band Doxxxology 900 00:45:51,918 --> 00:45:54,421 for their '90s hit song "Staplehead." 901 00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:58,586 And for their incredible comeback hit "Sucker Punch." 902 00:45:58,686 --> 00:46:01,910 Their story sounds like a rock-and-roll fantasy. 903 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:05,914 A band of has-beens who get their second shot at fame. 904 00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:10,800 But what if I told you that's not the whole story? 905 00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:14,003 Would you kill for a second shot at fame? 906 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:19,128 Commit murder for one hit song. 907 00:46:19,229 --> 00:46:23,454 Welcome to season seven of "Murder Girl: 908 00:46:23,554 --> 00:46:25,557 Rest in Metal." 909 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,706 Ba-da-da-whoosh. 910 00:47:17,456 --> 00:47:21,881 ♪ Step into the caverns of the past ♪ 911 00:47:21,981 --> 00:47:26,045 ♪ Your first sip won't be your last ♪ 912 00:47:26,145 --> 00:47:29,409 ♪ It's sugary sweet, it's a fiery treat ♪ 913 00:47:29,509 --> 00:47:33,834 ♪ It's time to eat my sucker punch ♪