1 00:00:42,693 --> 00:00:47,698 * she's a disconnected * 2 00:00:47,698 --> 00:00:49,700 * child * 3 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,902 "red rain. 4 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:58,842 "death touched her lips as she kissed her lover good-bye. 5 00:00:58,842 --> 00:01:02,780 "she tried not to touch his skin, knowing the coldness would chill her. 6 00:01:04,715 --> 00:01:06,717 "as it was, 7 00:01:06,717 --> 00:01:09,887 "she still hadn't cried, 8 00:01:09,887 --> 00:01:13,924 "nor had she decided who was in the better position. 9 00:01:13,924 --> 00:01:16,293 the end." 10 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,395 I wrote that. 11 00:01:18,395 --> 00:01:20,764 I'm a fucking poet. 12 00:01:20,764 --> 00:01:22,900 and when I'm not writing poems, 13 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:25,402 I'm writing eulogies. 14 00:01:25,402 --> 00:01:27,471 mine. 15 00:01:32,075 --> 00:01:36,046 * she's my weekend lover * 16 00:01:36,046 --> 00:01:40,083 * don't get left behind * 17 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:42,786 * she'll feel bad tomorrow * 18 00:01:42,786 --> 00:01:45,155 * that's another time * 19 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:52,062 * let's do this together * 20 00:01:52,062 --> 00:01:56,033 * I'm sure that it's fine * 21 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,802 * we'll feel bad tomorrow * 22 00:01:58,802 --> 00:02:01,905 * that's another time * 23 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:08,278 * she's a disconnected * 24 00:02:08,278 --> 00:02:10,147 * child * 25 00:02:11,849 --> 00:02:13,984 * disconnected * 26 00:02:13,984 --> 00:02:16,954 oh, yeah ? oh, yeah ? yeah ! yeah ! 27 00:02:16,954 --> 00:02:19,690 - oh, yeah ? oh, yeah ? - yeah ! yeah ! 28 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:24,427 my mother, a Shirley Partridge wannabe, 29 00:02:24,427 --> 00:02:27,197 would like for me to go to dental school. 30 00:02:27,197 --> 00:02:32,069 I just can't imagine spending every day dealing with other people's spit. 31 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:35,172 somehow, I just don't think I'm the type. 32 00:02:35,172 --> 00:02:37,708 * she's been on my mind ** 33 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,882 I think it's just horrible, 34 00:02:44,882 --> 00:02:47,685 the amount of confusion and angst 35 00:02:47,685 --> 00:02:51,188 that we teenage girls have to endure regarding our apparel. 36 00:02:51,188 --> 00:02:55,292 I mean, it takes a lot of time to mix and match. 37 00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:57,795 I think every girl should be provided-- 38 00:02:57,795 --> 00:03:00,397 so, I'm sitting in creative writing class 39 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,966 surrounded by alien creatures with pretentious names 40 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:07,104 like Ashley and Cody. 41 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,872 hi. 42 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:11,008 I'm not really into people. 43 00:03:11,008 --> 00:03:13,977 anyway, I think that if everyone just drove the same car, 44 00:03:13,977 --> 00:03:18,181 that it would put an end to, like, envy and jealousy 45 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:20,951 and carjackings. all right, Ash. 46 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,155 thank you. 47 00:03:25,155 --> 00:03:27,524 okay, uh, Ashley. 48 00:03:27,524 --> 00:03:29,660 thank you. 49 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:33,130 let's see who's next. uh... 50 00:03:41,238 --> 00:03:43,106 Jennifer Wilson. 51 00:04:11,368 --> 00:04:13,637 my parents named me Jennifer Anne Wilson. 52 00:04:13,637 --> 00:04:15,806 my middle name is because someone is dead. 53 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:19,509 I don't really have a passion for the name Jennifer, so I refer to myself as J. 54 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,013 I don't think of myself as a teenage girl or a woman. 55 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,315 I'm just the opposite of a boy. 56 00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:40,330 J ? your bio was cool. 57 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:43,066 it moved me. 58 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:45,068 you look like you should be one of those new cool VJs 59 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:47,270 they just get off the street on mtv. 60 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:50,307 you totally rock. 61 00:04:50,307 --> 00:04:53,343 you know, if I brought you home, my mom might hemorrhage. 62 00:04:55,679 --> 00:04:59,249 um, do-do you wanna maybe go have sushI ? 63 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:03,921 I'm a lesbian. 64 00:05:03,921 --> 00:05:05,923 I'm okay with that. 65 00:05:05,923 --> 00:05:07,925 once, when I was 14, 66 00:05:07,925 --> 00:05:10,593 I thought I was a lesbian. 67 00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:12,863 the question of my generation: 68 00:05:12,863 --> 00:05:14,865 to dive... 69 00:05:14,865 --> 00:05:16,499 or not to dive. 70 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:19,669 but this one day my mom took me to her gym, 71 00:05:19,669 --> 00:05:22,973 and she stuck me in the steam room with a bunch of women 72 00:05:22,973 --> 00:05:25,642 posing as elephants. 73 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:37,554 cured me of doubt. 74 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:41,091 now I masturbate to a picture of Freddie Prinze Jr., 75 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,727 and I'm quite certain of my sexual preference. 76 00:05:43,727 --> 00:05:47,397 I'm cooking a brisket for dinner tonight. 77 00:05:47,397 --> 00:05:51,434 a woman needs to eat blood every now and again. 78 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,303 she just really does. 79 00:05:54,872 --> 00:05:59,042 * Billie who is ready * 80 00:05:59,042 --> 00:06:00,844 oh, no, it's my musical. 81 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:04,581 * when I have a brand-new hairdo * 82 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:09,586 * with my eyelashes all in curls * 83 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:14,057 I think my mother was deeply affected by the divorce. 84 00:06:14,057 --> 00:06:19,196 * I enjoy being a girl * 85 00:06:19,196 --> 00:06:23,466 * when men say I'm cute and funny * 86 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:28,839 * and my teeth aren't teeth but pearls * 87 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,473 * I just lap it up * 88 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,543 * like honey * 89 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:36,646 * I enjoy being a girl * 90 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,615 stop that. 91 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:44,554 dad, the sperm that bore me, cheated on mom. 92 00:06:44,554 --> 00:06:46,456 blah, blah, blah. 93 00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:51,428 mom remarried. I think his name is Bob. 94 00:06:51,428 --> 00:06:55,933 * who enjoys * 95 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:58,268 * being a guy * 96 00:06:58,268 --> 00:07:02,005 * having a girl * 97 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,541 * like me ** hi, Jennifer. 98 00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:09,346 surprise ! surprise, Jen ! 99 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:10,981 cosmopolitan. 100 00:07:10,981 --> 00:07:13,984 tomorrow's our big day. brisket in half an hour. 101 00:07:13,984 --> 00:07:17,855 Jen, it's best when it's hot. 102 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:26,529 yeah, I had an attitude. I had an attitude. 103 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,731 * we're the attitude now * 104 00:07:28,731 --> 00:07:31,734 * we're the attitude now * 105 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:34,371 * we're the attitude now * yeah, I had an attitude. 106 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,975 * you brought it all on yourself * 107 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:45,748 baby ? 108 00:07:50,187 --> 00:07:52,655 baby ! 109 00:07:52,655 --> 00:07:54,391 brisket's ready ! 110 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:58,395 time to celebrate your graduation, honey. 111 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,463 Jennifer ? 112 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:02,399 brisket's all ready. 113 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,667 vintage tv rocks. 114 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:07,004 what I wouldn't give to live with the Partridge family. 115 00:08:07,004 --> 00:08:10,607 Jennifer ? I think Shirley would really get me. 116 00:08:10,607 --> 00:08:13,110 I like chocolate. 117 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:15,045 it's dark and warm, come here, baby. 118 00:08:15,045 --> 00:08:16,947 like what I imagine a hug would be like. 119 00:08:16,947 --> 00:08:18,949 doesn't sound very friendly to me. 120 00:08:18,949 --> 00:08:20,951 you wanna look like a dope, go ahead. 121 00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:25,155 oh, yeah ? oh, yeah ? oh, yeah ? yeah ! yeah ! yeah ! 122 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:27,991 I'll meet you at the table. 123 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:32,629 she's coming. it takes her a while, that's all. 124 00:08:32,629 --> 00:08:34,764 it takes her a while. 125 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:43,974 employment sucks, 126 00:08:43,974 --> 00:08:46,376 but I just need enough cash to get my own place. 127 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:48,745 help. 128 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:51,982 I need help, someone. 129 00:08:51,982 --> 00:08:54,051 hello. 130 00:08:54,051 --> 00:08:57,287 hello ! hello ! 131 00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:00,991 oh, thank God ! 132 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:03,793 I got these pants-- caught on my earring. 133 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,463 ow, ow. bad pain. bad pain. 134 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:09,832 all right. do you have one ? 135 00:09:09,832 --> 00:09:11,568 no, not there. 136 00:09:11,568 --> 00:09:14,972 you should get one. it makes sex amazing. 137 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,640 aah ! do you have one here ? 138 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,809 no, not there either. 139 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,946 you don't know what you're missing. 140 00:09:22,946 --> 00:09:24,847 yep. well, I'm not the one... 141 00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:28,351 with a pair of dead man's pants hanging from my labia. 142 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,191 "it makes sex amazing." ow ! 143 00:09:34,191 --> 00:09:37,260 maybe I should get some more piercings. 144 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,729 I'm not busy. 145 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:42,132 what is sex anyway ? 146 00:09:42,132 --> 00:09:44,501 if memory serves, 147 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,703 technically, I'm still a virgin. 148 00:09:48,205 --> 00:09:50,840 there was this one day in third grade 149 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:55,045 when Matthew Kingsley came over and we played doctor. 150 00:09:55,045 --> 00:09:57,747 he confused my vagina with my anus 151 00:09:57,747 --> 00:10:01,784 and took my temperature with a fire engine red crayon. 152 00:10:01,784 --> 00:10:04,687 from then on, whenever I'd hear a siren, 153 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,556 I'd giggle. 154 00:10:09,059 --> 00:10:11,261 I never had a boyfriend. 155 00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:13,730 I don't know what I'd do with one if I did. 156 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:17,600 guys like Calvin Klein G-string ad girls. 157 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,669 I wear boxers. 158 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,741 I once had an orgasm, though. 159 00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:28,978 with myself. 160 00:10:28,978 --> 00:10:31,048 I think. 161 00:10:36,986 --> 00:10:39,056 I'm gonna go to hell anyway. 162 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:45,162 J ! yo, J ! 163 00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:50,033 eulogy number 432. 164 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,335 "she was loved by no one. 165 00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:55,772 "she chose indifference as her state of mind. 166 00:10:55,772 --> 00:10:59,276 "she leaves behind not even a memory, 167 00:10:59,276 --> 00:11:03,046 because she never existed." 168 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:12,422 that was a cheery one. 169 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,961 hiya, Rudy. 170 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:20,897 Mabel. 171 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,933 hey, Dorothy. 172 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,802 Irene. 173 00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:56,833 * if I was beautiful like you * 174 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,968 good news and bad news. 175 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,839 good news: I didn't get caught for stealing. 176 00:12:02,839 --> 00:12:06,376 bad news: I got fired for farting. 177 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:12,282 so I decided to go where the real money is-- 178 00:12:12,282 --> 00:12:15,718 the Century city mall. 179 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:18,255 * if I was beautiful like you * 180 00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,992 * I would never be at fault * 181 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:29,399 * I'd walk in the rain between the raindrops * 182 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:32,001 * bringing traffic to a halt * 183 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,404 * but that will never be * 184 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,576 * that will never, never be * 185 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:45,148 * 'cause I'm not beautiful like you * 186 00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:48,551 * I'm beautiful like me * 187 00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:53,756 * I'm beautiful like me ** 188 00:13:01,964 --> 00:13:03,833 damn. 189 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,729 Max. 190 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:08,565 uh, need a hand ? 191 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,901 thank you. 192 00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:17,274 - thanks very much. - uh-- 193 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,909 I was wondering. 194 00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:23,280 you-- there's a sign in the window. you need some help in your store ? 195 00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:32,955 fuck you. 196 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,558 asshole with a beer belly. 197 00:14:36,893 --> 00:14:38,828 what did you say ? 198 00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:42,231 you think this is a beer belly ? 199 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:46,068 - yeah. - this is not a beer belly. 200 00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:48,204 - oh, no ? - no. 201 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:50,273 wanna see a beer belly ? 202 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,243 that's a beer belly. 203 00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:58,281 thank you, mister. I feel just truly enlightened, you know. 204 00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:02,919 and let me just profusely apologize for my little, crude, naive observation. 205 00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:06,255 all right, great. now, scram. 206 00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:08,257 go. shoo. 207 00:15:08,257 --> 00:15:09,892 go get pierced... 208 00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:13,029 - or whatever you do. 209 00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:15,332 get out. why don't you get your eyeballs pierced ? 210 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,508 what are you doing ? 211 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,081 reviewing my options. 212 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,918 you've got options ? 213 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:14,323 what is it you can do ? 214 00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:17,394 anything. 215 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,296 okay. 216 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,899 why don't you go home now, 217 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,868 take the silverware out of your face. 218 00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:28,605 come back in, say, a week, look like a person, 219 00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:31,040 and we'll talk. 220 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,876 but you really do have to go now because... 221 00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:36,345 you're scaring the customers. 222 00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:42,685 Boo. 223 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:45,221 * my love is a monster * 224 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,223 Jennifer ! 225 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,960 * my love is a monster ** honey, we're having leftovers. 226 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,663 let me guess. brisket. 227 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:55,732 baby, I could cook up something else for you. 228 00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:58,935 how about a vegetable souffle ? how would that be ? 229 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:03,573 please come to the table. we could light those kind of candles that you like. 230 00:17:03,573 --> 00:17:05,842 inspiration. Jen ? 231 00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:11,280 listen, I know that you've been trying really hard to find a job, 232 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,183 but I was thinking maybe-- 233 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:16,753 maybe we could talk about college one more time. 234 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,023 ode to my face jewelry metal. 235 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:22,892 shiny, sharp. 236 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:27,530 good pain I inflicted myself. 237 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:31,734 I-- Jennifer, I can relate to what you're going through. honey ? 238 00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:35,772 adorning my face where the smile used to be 239 00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:39,642 once as a baby, when pain had no definition. 240 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,479 now, grown and alone, 241 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,314 my jewelry off, 242 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:50,219 naked again, identity gone. Jen ? 243 00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:52,188 I had a dream last night 244 00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:54,991 that I had earrings all over my face. 245 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,627 and I thought that this looked really cool. 246 00:17:57,627 --> 00:17:59,929 and then my maybe-boss made a suggestion. 247 00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:03,399 maybe you should pierce your ears. 248 00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:05,401 then I tell him-- 249 00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:08,037 - that is so sick. 250 00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:15,244 I'm keeping this one. fuck him. 251 00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:18,881 I think bruce would just love the way this feels. 252 00:18:18,881 --> 00:18:22,885 it's so soft, yet still masculine. 253 00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:24,821 well, I don't really know bruce, 254 00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:27,223 but if he'd like to come in and feel it for himself, 255 00:18:27,223 --> 00:18:30,760 I'm happy to hold it for him. what a dick. 256 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,895 she'd do him right here in the daylight. 257 00:18:32,895 --> 00:18:37,634 - take a look at this. these are 30 percent off. - ow ! 258 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:41,904 excuse me a moment. 259 00:18:46,108 --> 00:18:48,945 - hello. - h-hello. 260 00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,914 well, you look better. 261 00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:54,283 but in this store, we like to stand up. 262 00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:57,153 come on. come up. 263 00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:58,955 follow me, quickly. 264 00:18:58,955 --> 00:19:01,924 so, what does your mother call you ? 265 00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:05,127 uh, Jen, Jennifer, Jennikins, lamb of my loins. 266 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:09,566 okay, all right, all right. I'll just call you J. 267 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:14,704 this is Jack, one of our best salesmen. 268 00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:18,040 this is J, possibly our new stockroom girl. 269 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:21,711 J, as in the bird ? 270 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:24,914 yes. Jack, as in the box ? 271 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,983 he's actually not bad-looking 272 00:19:26,983 --> 00:19:31,821 for an older, overweight, undesirably aged male. 273 00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:34,857 he has kind of a big butt for a guy. 274 00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:37,960 this is a wall of shirts. 275 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,697 everything in this store is color-coded: 276 00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:46,135 button-down shirts, red; tab collar, blue; french cut, green. 277 00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:48,237 this is very important. 278 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:51,874 the boy who worked here last, he didn't understand. 279 00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:55,645 and the reason we do this is that everything arrives in these boxes. 280 00:19:57,714 --> 00:20:01,383 a lot of times, what the boxes say is not what's in the box. 281 00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:06,055 you see the tab, you know where it goes and you're done. 282 00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:08,424 it's color-coding. it's important. 283 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,093 color coding saves time. 284 00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:14,463 hello. are you listening to me ? 285 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:18,367 the ins and outs of being an idiot. yeah. 286 00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:21,938 yes, i've-i've worked the stockroom before, sir. 287 00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,272 sir ? 288 00:20:23,272 --> 00:20:25,808 uh, my master. 289 00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:29,278 Randall. 290 00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:31,147 can I call you R ? 291 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,017 sure. all right, if you have any questions, 292 00:20:35,017 --> 00:20:37,253 - I'll be out front. - yes, one question. 293 00:20:37,253 --> 00:20:40,222 - do-do I get the job ? - well, we're trying it out. 294 00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:46,896 what is your cat's name ? 295 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,966 - black. - of course. 296 00:20:55,104 --> 00:20:57,674 he touched my tit. 297 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:01,077 I ran into Betty Lewis over at the rite aid today. 298 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:03,813 honey-- and I have to tell you, 299 00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:06,082 I liked it so much better when it was thrifty's. 300 00:21:06,082 --> 00:21:09,652 I mean, they've rearranged the whole place in the most-- excuse me, honey-- 301 00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:11,888 inappropriate mAnner. 302 00:21:11,888 --> 00:21:14,190 and actually, I have been thinking 303 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,425 of speaking to the management about it. 304 00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:18,394 what do you think, Bob ? 305 00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:20,229 a-about what ? 306 00:21:20,229 --> 00:21:24,100 honey, at the rite aid. 307 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:27,003 - please, Bob. the situation. - oh. 308 00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:29,839 - well-- - shh ! shh, shh. grandma's here. 309 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,749 please. Bob, please. 310 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,987 Jenny, that's not funny. your grandma's dead. shh. 311 00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:48,925 - she's allowed to visit. - I don't want this. 312 00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:52,962 I do not want this. I don't like it, Bob. 313 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:59,068 I really don't like it. please-- honey-- 314 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,138 what's the matter with you ? 315 00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,941 you know how sensitive your mother is about your grandmother. 316 00:22:04,941 --> 00:22:07,877 why would you do something like that ? 317 00:22:15,451 --> 00:22:18,888 and one last time, the sweaters are four steps, 318 00:22:18,888 --> 00:22:20,757 each arm first. 319 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,192 by the way, the shirts are nine steps, but we'll get to that 320 00:22:23,192 --> 00:22:25,261 after you're comfortable with the sweaters. 321 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:29,465 fold the body in and up, and it's folded. 322 00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:30,867 you're beyond anal. 323 00:22:30,867 --> 00:22:32,501 well, it's important to be organized. 324 00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:34,070 number one on my list. 325 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:37,807 well, number one on my list is: "don't mock me." 326 00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:39,909 - and number two on my list is: 327 00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:42,945 "remember to stay back here, please." 328 00:22:51,153 --> 00:22:54,056 there's a man who really knows how to live. 329 00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:56,458 that is a man set in his ways. 330 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,996 please don't make him this semester's science project. 331 00:22:59,996 --> 00:23:01,931 and get in the back before he sees you. 332 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,277 can-can I help you with anything ? 333 00:23:57,219 --> 00:23:59,421 is-is there something I can help you with ? 334 00:23:59,421 --> 00:24:01,757 uh, no, just looking. 335 00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:04,226 that is lovely. that's the finest material in the store. 336 00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:06,095 I'm-I'm not a mugger. I work here. 337 00:24:06,095 --> 00:24:08,697 why else would I be in this nice clothing store ? 338 00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:13,135 oh, your eyes are that blue. 339 00:24:14,270 --> 00:24:17,139 oh, my God. there's this suit here 340 00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:19,976 that has this slight blue tinge running through it. 341 00:24:19,976 --> 00:24:22,044 it would be totally groovy with your eyes. 342 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,779 - "groovy" ? - oh, groovy's back. 343 00:24:23,779 --> 00:24:25,647 check-check it out, man. 344 00:24:25,647 --> 00:24:27,616 what do you think ? it's very nice. 345 00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:30,019 so you have the yellow shirt and you have the tie-- 346 00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:31,687 oh ! 347 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:35,757 it's nice. it is nice. oh, my God. funky stuff. 348 00:24:35,757 --> 00:24:39,929 - next time, ask first. - yes. yes, sir. 349 00:24:39,929 --> 00:24:44,333 listen, if you're not gonna stay in the back, which clearly you're not-- 350 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,735 no. it's-it's clean, and it's spick-and-span. 351 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,105 there's nothing more I can do, sir. all right ? 352 00:24:49,105 --> 00:24:52,308 you may think you know how to do this, but for every suit you sell, 353 00:24:52,308 --> 00:24:55,511 you're gonna send 30 customers running out of this store screaming. 354 00:24:57,613 --> 00:25:00,416 if you wanna sell, you have to look the part. 355 00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:04,386 dress me. 356 00:25:07,556 --> 00:25:09,625 the last time I had this much weird fun 357 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:12,094 was with the fire engine red crayon. 358 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:15,898 I look like a republican. 359 00:25:15,898 --> 00:25:17,566 you're no republican. 360 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:22,504 thanks for being so cooperative. 361 00:25:22,504 --> 00:25:24,473 thank you very much for the clothes. thank you. 362 00:25:24,473 --> 00:25:27,509 - I'll pay you back. - I'm not worried about it. 363 00:25:27,509 --> 00:25:30,579 - good night. - good night. 364 00:25:30,579 --> 00:25:32,915 thank you. 365 00:25:53,235 --> 00:25:54,636 are you all right ? 366 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,841 are you okay ? yeah. 367 00:25:59,841 --> 00:26:03,045 do you need a ride home ? sure. 368 00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:06,315 you don't have a car ? 369 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,484 it didn't start this morning. 370 00:26:13,522 --> 00:26:15,391 are you thirsty ? 371 00:26:17,693 --> 00:26:20,296 no, not-not really. 372 00:26:20,296 --> 00:26:23,032 you bought me clothes. I'll buy you a cup of coffee. 373 00:26:23,032 --> 00:26:25,034 it's all right. 374 00:26:25,034 --> 00:26:27,203 come on. we can talk about 375 00:26:27,203 --> 00:26:30,506 my big promotion, boss man. 376 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:33,242 actually, it's almost 9:00. 377 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,145 9:00. so ? 378 00:26:36,145 --> 00:26:39,248 well, I'm usually home by 9:00. 379 00:26:39,248 --> 00:26:41,950 what happens at 9:00 ? 380 00:26:41,950 --> 00:26:44,620 I turn into the same person I am. 381 00:26:57,799 --> 00:27:00,236 go ahead. 382 00:27:01,337 --> 00:27:03,205 excuse me. 383 00:27:05,241 --> 00:27:06,475 this is your hang, huh ? 384 00:27:06,475 --> 00:27:09,411 yeah. 385 00:27:09,411 --> 00:27:12,581 I never would've guessed. 386 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,591 you should get a spider coffee with whipped cream. 387 00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:25,494 it's really good. 388 00:27:25,494 --> 00:27:27,963 hey, J, what's up ? what'll it be ? hey. 389 00:27:27,963 --> 00:27:30,832 can we get two number sevens, please ? actually, you know what ? 390 00:27:30,832 --> 00:27:33,802 I just want a sanka. "sanka" ? 391 00:27:33,802 --> 00:27:37,539 anything decaffeinated. okay. 392 00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:44,313 aren't you looking backwards ? 393 00:27:44,313 --> 00:27:46,782 life looks better that way. 394 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,786 so are your parents divorced ? 395 00:27:50,786 --> 00:27:52,854 very fuckin' divorced. 396 00:27:52,854 --> 00:27:55,091 any brothers or sisters ? 397 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,659 no. just my cat. 398 00:27:57,659 --> 00:28:01,763 you have a copy of the bell jar by your bed ? 399 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,199 yeah. 400 00:28:05,834 --> 00:28:09,205 earlier tonight, when I was taking the trash out in the back, 401 00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:11,373 I lifted the lid of the dumpster 402 00:28:11,373 --> 00:28:16,044 and I get hit in the head with this paper airplane. 403 00:28:16,044 --> 00:28:20,015 I read it. I'm sorry. I didn't know it wasn't meant for me. 404 00:28:20,015 --> 00:28:22,418 is this a suicide note ? 405 00:28:22,418 --> 00:28:24,486 yeah. 406 00:28:24,486 --> 00:28:26,822 don't worry, boss man. it's not for now. 407 00:28:26,822 --> 00:28:30,859 the sopranos are on hiatus. I want to see if they all kill each other. 408 00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:33,095 well, that's good to know. 409 00:28:33,095 --> 00:28:38,867 otherwise, I would keep you on at the store on a temporary basis. 410 00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:40,736 - that's funny. 411 00:28:40,736 --> 00:28:43,272 I mean, you should do that more often. 412 00:28:43,272 --> 00:28:45,541 do what more often ? joke around ? 413 00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:49,010 mm-hmm. I don't think so. 414 00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:51,280 people might get the wrong idea. 415 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,282 what, that you're happy ? 416 00:28:53,282 --> 00:28:56,552 - what's that anyway ? - I'm not the one to ask. 417 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,122 you know what I think ? 418 00:29:00,122 --> 00:29:02,258 I think happy is fucking overrated. 419 00:29:02,258 --> 00:29:04,560 I mean, my mom-- my mom's always happy. 420 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,896 she's got this stupid smile on her face 421 00:29:07,896 --> 00:29:11,300 and she's singing, and it's just disgusting. 422 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:15,437 so apparently, you don't think your mother is really happy. 423 00:29:15,437 --> 00:29:18,006 would you be, having me as your only child ? 424 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,409 that's a good point. 425 00:29:20,409 --> 00:29:22,344 i-I have to tell you, 426 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:25,981 I don't think this is the least bit attractive. 427 00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:30,819 yeah, and I really think that this is gonna get you on the cover of GQ. 428 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,890 all right. 429 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,893 you thinking of fucking me ? 430 00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:50,706 is there a bathroom in this place, or do you just go right on the floor ? 431 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,574 yeah, right there. 432 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:58,180 I can't believe I just asked my boss that. 433 00:29:58,180 --> 00:30:00,382 he could be my dad. 434 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:04,853 I don't want another dad. I don't even like the one I have now. 435 00:30:04,853 --> 00:30:07,155 I want a lover. 436 00:30:07,155 --> 00:30:09,591 oh, I like that word. 437 00:30:09,591 --> 00:30:11,460 lover. 438 00:30:13,094 --> 00:30:15,063 lover. 439 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:19,301 my lover's in the bathroom getting coffee out of his nose. 440 00:30:19,301 --> 00:30:21,637 yeah, whatever. 441 00:30:23,339 --> 00:30:25,341 * shakin' that ass * 442 00:30:25,341 --> 00:30:26,642 * shakin' that ass * 443 00:30:26,642 --> 00:30:29,144 * shakin' that ass * 444 00:30:29,144 --> 00:30:32,714 my lover. * I see you, baby shakin' that ass * 445 00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:36,218 * shakin' that ass shakin' that ass * 446 00:30:36,218 --> 00:30:38,920 * all right, don't touch me * 447 00:30:50,832 --> 00:30:54,703 * I see you, baby shakin' that ass * 448 00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:57,906 * shakin' that ass shakin' that ass * 449 00:30:57,906 --> 00:31:02,043 * I see you, baby shakin' that ass * 450 00:31:02,043 --> 00:31:04,680 * shakin' that ass ** 451 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,748 I'm fine. I'm fine. 452 00:31:08,684 --> 00:31:12,020 so, you're ready to be a salesperson ? 453 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:15,957 yeah. sure. fun. 454 00:31:19,194 --> 00:31:20,629 mmm. 455 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:23,799 all right, I'm getting tired, so, uh-- 456 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:27,303 I'm gonna run. you mind if I take you home now ? 457 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,371 no, I'll-I'll hang. 458 00:31:29,371 --> 00:31:31,840 I can walk home from here. okay. 459 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,143 - I'm sorry about your nose. - don't worry about it. 460 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,313 tomorrow, we sell. 461 00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:39,648 great. and I won't fuck up. 462 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:42,150 do you know the "boy who cried wolf" story ? 463 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,987 I don't know. there was this little boy, and all day long he cried, "wolf !" 464 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,823 "wolf is coming ! wolf !" 465 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,825 but there really wasn't a wolf coming. 466 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:53,395 then one day the wolf came, and nobody believed him. 467 00:31:53,395 --> 00:31:55,964 it just had no meaning. 468 00:31:55,964 --> 00:31:59,401 I would reconsider the use of the "fuck" word. 469 00:32:00,936 --> 00:32:03,472 good night. I'll see you tomorrow. 470 00:32:03,472 --> 00:32:05,674 good night. 471 00:32:08,377 --> 00:32:09,711 did your dad leave ? 472 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:15,083 my lover. 473 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:17,152 Jennifer ! 474 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:19,355 Jenny ! 475 00:32:21,089 --> 00:32:23,024 Jenny ! 476 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:26,161 you know, they have a noise ordinance in century city ! 477 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:28,997 honey, you're doing windows. 478 00:32:28,997 --> 00:32:31,867 sweetie, you didn't tell me you were doing windows. 479 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,870 and you're wearing a dress ! I'm so proud. 480 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,540 - I'm so proud of you. - go home, mom. 481 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,042 oh, don't, please. leave me alone. 482 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:45,013 baby, oh, my goodness. you look so beautiful. 483 00:32:45,013 --> 00:32:49,084 go home. I came to take you to lunch. 484 00:32:49,084 --> 00:32:51,887 what do you say ? oh, Bob and I ate at the most terrific-- 485 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,556 you know what ? if you leave right now, I'll have dinner with you. 486 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,958 - can you ? - I'm on my break now. 487 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:59,227 pardon me, pardon me. how do you do ? 488 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,229 you work with Jennifer. 489 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:04,600 - she is my daughter. - you're the infamous mother. 490 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,535 R, mom. mom, R. 491 00:33:06,535 --> 00:33:09,971 R. and R is my boss, 492 00:33:09,971 --> 00:33:13,542 and he really doesn't like me to have distractions. 493 00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,844 it's so nice of you to hire Jennifer. 494 00:33:15,844 --> 00:33:19,448 look, you run over to that new parking structure restaurant, I'll meet you there. 495 00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:23,151 listen, she's a wonderful girl. very, very brave. did you know that ? 496 00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:26,121 I value her more than I can tell you. 497 00:33:26,121 --> 00:33:27,789 excuse me, Randall ? 498 00:33:27,789 --> 00:33:30,892 hi. can you come out for a second ? 499 00:33:30,892 --> 00:33:34,129 hi. how are you ? no, I'm coming out. 500 00:33:34,129 --> 00:33:37,933 listen, don't be a stranger here. come by more often. 501 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,735 thank you so much. 502 00:33:39,735 --> 00:33:41,970 - it's so nice to meet you. - nice to meet you. 503 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:43,872 hi. did you hear that, honey ? 504 00:33:43,872 --> 00:33:46,508 what a surprise. how are you ? he's just such a... 505 00:33:46,508 --> 00:33:48,376 lovely gentleman. 506 00:33:48,376 --> 00:33:52,313 he reminds me of somebody. who is it I'm thinking of ? 507 00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:54,115 honey, who is it ? 508 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,985 you know him too. I'm not gonna eat your lunch. 509 00:33:56,985 --> 00:33:59,888 no, I mean-- you don't want a carrot ? 510 00:33:59,888 --> 00:34:03,224 Jen, maybe we should just have dinner. 511 00:34:03,224 --> 00:34:05,293 I have to get back to work. 512 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:09,531 honey, would you please promise me that you're gonna come to dinner ? 513 00:34:09,531 --> 00:34:12,601 because-- because then we could celebrate. 514 00:34:12,601 --> 00:34:15,303 - promise ? - I promise. 515 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:20,041 I just wanna say one more time. you look so beautiful in that dress. 516 00:34:26,114 --> 00:34:28,517 you're okay ? I'm good. 517 00:34:28,517 --> 00:34:30,486 you look great. you think so ? 518 00:34:30,486 --> 00:34:32,554 yeah, I do. thanks. 519 00:34:32,554 --> 00:34:36,024 you know, I'm being rude. let me offer you something. 520 00:34:36,024 --> 00:34:37,993 I don't have a lot, but I can-- 521 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:54,876 * I know you wanna do it * 522 00:34:54,876 --> 00:34:58,279 * you know I wanna do it too * 523 00:34:58,279 --> 00:35:01,149 * out here on the dance floor * 524 00:35:01,149 --> 00:35:03,051 oh, my God ! 525 00:35:03,051 --> 00:35:05,521 * we can make sandwiches * 526 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,523 * you can be the bun * 527 00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,625 what is that ? 528 00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:12,027 * and I can be the burger, girl * 529 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,295 * I know you wanna do it ** 530 00:35:14,295 --> 00:35:16,498 oh, my God. i've gotta go back to work. 531 00:35:16,498 --> 00:35:18,800 uh, thank you. I had a nice-- 532 00:35:20,669 --> 00:35:23,338 you are a shitty window dresser. 533 00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:26,474 who told you you could do the windows anyway ? 534 00:35:27,743 --> 00:35:30,612 ooh, you said "shitty." 535 00:35:30,612 --> 00:35:33,982 I am not in the mood for this side of you. 536 00:35:33,982 --> 00:35:35,917 fine. 537 00:35:38,153 --> 00:35:40,188 I thought we were somewhat in synch here. 538 00:35:40,188 --> 00:35:43,124 I thought we had some kind of communication. 539 00:35:43,124 --> 00:35:47,663 i-i-I extend my friendship, and you just step on it ! 540 00:35:47,663 --> 00:35:52,568 I trusted you. I really just-- I did, and I don't now. see ? 541 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:55,604 I'll tell you something. this is bad. 542 00:35:55,604 --> 00:35:58,940 whatever this is, I can't do it. 543 00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:05,614 - you can trust me. - I don't trust you ! 544 00:36:05,614 --> 00:36:07,716 well, can I show you something ? 545 00:36:07,716 --> 00:36:10,418 just go fix the goddamn window. 546 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,188 you know what ? 547 00:36:13,188 --> 00:36:15,523 why don't you just take the rest of the day off 548 00:36:15,523 --> 00:36:17,759 and-and go hang with your friends. 549 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:20,796 you do have friends, don't you ? 550 00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:25,166 no, not really. 551 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:29,971 - well, who do you talk to ? - like, a therapist ? 552 00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:33,074 no, not like a therapist. like, anyone. 553 00:36:33,074 --> 00:36:34,910 you certainly don't talk to your mother. 554 00:36:34,910 --> 00:36:38,079 - would you ? - well, what about a boyfriend ? 555 00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:41,549 no. is that silicone lips your girlfriend ? 556 00:36:41,549 --> 00:36:46,722 no ! and I'm asking the questions now, thank you. 557 00:36:46,722 --> 00:36:50,058 you know, I'm really curious about this. 558 00:36:50,058 --> 00:36:52,594 who do you talk to ? who are your friends ? 559 00:36:54,195 --> 00:36:56,331 - you. - me ? 560 00:36:56,331 --> 00:36:58,166 I'm 49 years old. 561 00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:01,202 I'm 17. nice to meet you. 562 00:37:01,202 --> 00:37:02,804 and who are your friends ? 563 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,340 - I don't wanna get into this now. - who ? 564 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:09,277 don't worry your head over this. I got lots of people, plenty of people. 565 00:37:09,277 --> 00:37:12,648 no. you have magazines, not people. 566 00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:15,884 piles and piles of magazines, and you read all the time, right ? 567 00:37:15,884 --> 00:37:19,955 it's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning alone in your house, 568 00:37:19,955 --> 00:37:23,358 and it's the last thing you do when you go to bed at night. 569 00:37:23,358 --> 00:37:26,695 you communicate with articles, not humans. 570 00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:32,200 so can I show you something, please ? 571 00:37:33,301 --> 00:37:36,137 what ? 572 00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:44,045 who did that ? 573 00:37:46,247 --> 00:37:47,983 me. 574 00:37:49,718 --> 00:37:51,720 why ? 575 00:37:53,955 --> 00:37:56,091 lack of alternatives. 576 00:38:18,446 --> 00:38:20,648 if you hate living at home that much, 577 00:38:20,648 --> 00:38:23,584 just get your own apartment. 578 00:38:23,584 --> 00:38:25,386 well, I'm kind of broke. 579 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:30,625 yeah, but now you have a really good job. 580 00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:32,761 i've had it for, like, a minute. 581 00:38:32,761 --> 00:38:35,130 well... 582 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:37,999 you might have the kind of boss 583 00:38:37,999 --> 00:38:41,202 who would consider giving you an advance. 584 00:38:41,202 --> 00:38:44,539 given my special talent for window dressing ? 585 00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:46,474 no. 586 00:38:46,474 --> 00:38:49,945 because he might be leaning towards the trust situation. 587 00:38:54,816 --> 00:38:57,052 yeah, all right. 588 00:38:59,988 --> 00:39:02,223 if we're gonna try this friendship thing, 589 00:39:02,223 --> 00:39:04,659 you need to make me a promise. 590 00:39:04,659 --> 00:39:07,428 do I get one in return ? 591 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,431 yeah, that's fair. 592 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:14,369 I want you to promise me you're never gonna hurt yourself like that again. 593 00:39:16,504 --> 00:39:17,906 I'll try. 594 00:39:19,741 --> 00:39:22,443 what's yours ? 595 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:27,282 uh, I reserve the right to redeem mine at a later date. 596 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,384 okay. 597 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:35,356 - watch it, asshole. - all righty. 598 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:41,362 * somewhere * come on. 599 00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:44,165 I love this song. * beyond the sea * 600 00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:48,203 * somewhere waiting for me * give it a chance. 601 00:39:48,203 --> 00:39:52,340 whoo ! mom flash. 602 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:55,944 - disgusting. - this is classic stuff. it grows on you. 603 00:39:55,944 --> 00:39:59,180 yeah. good music. my turn. my music. 604 00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:01,783 this is supposed to be an experience where we share. 605 00:40:01,783 --> 00:40:05,220 I'm sharing my taste with you, and you're torturing me with yours. 606 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:07,255 I think I'm the one being tortured here. 607 00:40:07,255 --> 00:40:10,625 what do they call your music, "crap to swoon to" ? 608 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,961 fine. another one of your favorites. 609 00:40:12,961 --> 00:40:15,163 oh. 610 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,933 * don't blame it on the children * 611 00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:20,635 * don't you blame 'em, no * 612 00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:23,471 * blame it on the elder * 613 00:40:23,471 --> 00:40:25,173 * blame the elder * 614 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,009 * don't blame it on the children * 615 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:30,678 * don't you blame 'em, no * 616 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,414 * blame it on the elder * 617 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,419 * when I was a youth * 618 00:40:44,059 --> 00:40:48,296 - it's not for me. - oh, right. sure. 619 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:52,834 * don't blame it on the children * 620 00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:55,436 * don't you blame 'em, no * 621 00:40:55,436 --> 00:40:58,173 * blame it on the elder * 622 00:41:00,008 --> 00:41:02,978 * don't blame it on the children * 623 00:41:02,978 --> 00:41:05,746 * don't you blame 'em, no * 624 00:41:05,746 --> 00:41:08,183 * blame it on the elder ** 625 00:41:08,183 --> 00:41:10,485 - gettin' down to your funky self, sir ? - no, no. 626 00:41:10,485 --> 00:41:14,890 Irie. Irie. her arm was broken. 627 00:41:30,338 --> 00:41:33,274 this is for young people. I didn't know that. 628 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,990 you said 2:00, anal dude. you're never late. 629 00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:50,992 well, sometimes I am late. 630 00:41:50,992 --> 00:41:53,861 is that all right with you ? 631 00:41:53,861 --> 00:41:56,297 what was wrong with that one ? 632 00:41:56,297 --> 00:41:59,700 - well, it's on the first floor. - so ? 633 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:03,304 you can't just shut your eyes and pretend that life won't get you. 634 00:42:03,304 --> 00:42:06,574 you gotta take precautions so you can live a long time. 635 00:42:06,574 --> 00:42:09,077 what makes you think I wanna live a long time ? 636 00:42:10,311 --> 00:42:14,916 that isn't funny. it's not funny. 637 00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:16,985 okay, I'm sorry. 638 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,625 oh, I like this one. 639 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,395 it's on the top floor. I gotta live on the top floor, 640 00:42:27,395 --> 00:42:29,664 so that I can grasp all of life that I can. 641 00:42:31,432 --> 00:42:34,702 oh. no. no. no, no, no, no. 642 00:42:34,702 --> 00:42:37,038 no, what ? 643 00:42:37,038 --> 00:42:39,140 I'm sorry, but I have my preferences. 644 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,942 what kind of preferences ? 645 00:42:40,942 --> 00:42:44,745 no tattoos, piercings or potential for loud hip-hop. 646 00:42:44,745 --> 00:42:47,983 - I hate hip-hop. - yeah, she hates hip-hop. 647 00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:50,018 and the tattoos aren't even real. 648 00:42:50,018 --> 00:42:52,320 and this phase shall also pass. 649 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,990 this is a highly intelligent girl. 650 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:59,427 she's an incredible poet. one day, she's gonna be very famous. 651 00:42:59,427 --> 00:43:02,563 and, you know, famous people know other famous people. 652 00:43:02,563 --> 00:43:05,400 you're gonna wake up, look out your window one morning, 653 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,402 and who's that that's visiting her ? 654 00:43:07,402 --> 00:43:10,038 - it's-it's-- - Regis Philbin. 655 00:43:10,038 --> 00:43:11,939 - yeah. - Regis ? 656 00:43:11,939 --> 00:43:14,542 she's gonna know Regis ? 657 00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:16,511 and other people too. 658 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:20,815 - movie stars. Keanu Reeves-- - oh. 659 00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:23,784 - who's she ? - she sometimes guests on regis. 660 00:43:23,784 --> 00:43:25,753 she's a good guest. 661 00:43:25,753 --> 00:43:27,588 I'll take it. 662 00:43:27,588 --> 00:43:30,291 - just like that ? - I'm like that. 663 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,293 well, don't you have any questions ? 664 00:43:32,293 --> 00:43:35,230 yes. will you christen the place with me ? 665 00:43:35,230 --> 00:43:37,798 what do you mean by "christen" ? 666 00:43:37,798 --> 00:43:39,700 dance with me. 667 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:43,071 - oh, I can't do that. - why not ? 668 00:43:43,071 --> 00:43:45,973 well, there isn't any music, you know. 669 00:43:45,973 --> 00:43:49,677 if I'm ever gonna dance, I need my music. 670 00:43:49,677 --> 00:43:53,081 if you listen very carefully, you can hear it. 671 00:43:53,081 --> 00:43:56,451 what do you mean ? like, if you build it, they will come ? 672 00:43:56,451 --> 00:43:59,487 what ? I don't hear anything. 673 00:44:01,522 --> 00:44:04,092 so, is this good for your daughter ? 674 00:44:04,092 --> 00:44:07,528 my daughter loves the place. 675 00:44:10,198 --> 00:44:13,968 I can't believe I'm getting my own apartment. it's so grown-up and scary. 676 00:44:13,968 --> 00:44:16,671 when are you going to tell your parents ? why don't you tell them ? 677 00:44:16,671 --> 00:44:18,873 yeah, right. 678 00:44:18,873 --> 00:44:21,842 "a home is a place where you keep your socks, 679 00:44:21,842 --> 00:44:25,780 and socks are for keeping everything warm." 680 00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:27,615 that's my grandma. 681 00:44:29,850 --> 00:44:32,987 come on, rasta man. share something with me. 682 00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:35,490 I just did an interpretation of my dead grandmother. 683 00:44:35,490 --> 00:44:38,926 - speak. - I was married once... 684 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:42,130 about 19 years ago. 685 00:44:42,130 --> 00:44:43,998 how long were you married ? 686 00:44:43,998 --> 00:44:46,767 two years. 687 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:48,636 her name was Sara. 688 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:54,375 she used to put baby powder in all of her shoes. 689 00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:57,212 we had this brown shag carpet in the house. 690 00:44:57,212 --> 00:44:59,013 so she'd walk around, 691 00:44:59,013 --> 00:45:02,517 and she'd leave these white footprints everywhere. 692 00:45:02,517 --> 00:45:05,653 it was like being married to Casper. 693 00:45:05,653 --> 00:45:09,224 - was she pretty ? - she had nice feet. 694 00:45:09,224 --> 00:45:11,392 did you love her ? 695 00:45:16,331 --> 00:45:18,433 why do you hate your family ? 696 00:45:18,433 --> 00:45:21,969 I don't hate them. I just-- 697 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:25,005 I'm happy I'm not them, you know ? 698 00:45:25,005 --> 00:45:29,610 hate's an emotion. I'm not good with emotions and stuff. 699 00:45:33,214 --> 00:45:35,583 no emotion. 700 00:45:48,563 --> 00:45:52,133 * I think I love you so what am I so afraid of * 701 00:45:52,133 --> 00:45:53,901 * I'm afraid that I'm not sure of 702 00:45:53,901 --> 00:45:57,071 * hey, I think I love you * 703 00:45:57,071 --> 00:45:59,006 * so what am I so afraid of * 704 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:01,809 * I'm afraid that I'm not sure of * 705 00:46:01,809 --> 00:46:04,579 * a love there is no cure for ** 706 00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:12,220 ben, three's the number. you have sixty seconds to do it. 707 00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:16,657 let's begin. in the comic strip peanuts, what breed of dog is snoopy ? 708 00:46:16,657 --> 00:46:19,160 Airedale. oh. hmm. beagle. 709 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,130 yes. the flag of what north african arab nation is solid green ? 710 00:46:23,130 --> 00:46:26,033 - libya. - yes. U.S. businessman Fred Smith-- 711 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:30,471 damn, this guy knows everything. 712 00:46:30,471 --> 00:46:32,707 mmm ! 713 00:46:36,311 --> 00:46:38,045 ooh ! 714 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:41,882 you scared me ! 715 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,518 look at you... 716 00:46:43,518 --> 00:46:47,288 in this beautiful green top. 717 00:46:47,288 --> 00:46:49,524 well, you match the jell-o. yeah. 718 00:46:49,524 --> 00:46:51,526 there's something I have to talk to you about, mom. 719 00:46:51,526 --> 00:46:53,828 - want some, sweetie ? - no, I don't. mom. 720 00:46:53,828 --> 00:46:56,464 there's something I have to talk to you about. okay ? 721 00:46:56,464 --> 00:46:58,266 - yeah. - is that all right ? 722 00:46:58,266 --> 00:47:01,101 yeah, sure. honey, I think I know what this is about. 723 00:47:01,101 --> 00:47:05,873 honey, you're not used to wearing dresses that reveal your figure, 724 00:47:05,873 --> 00:47:08,376 and you have such a beautiful figure. 725 00:47:08,376 --> 00:47:10,811 but all you need is a good bra. 726 00:47:10,811 --> 00:47:13,013 no, it has nothing to do what that. yes. 727 00:47:13,013 --> 00:47:15,616 and did you know that there are women in the stores who fit bras ? 728 00:47:15,616 --> 00:47:17,552 - mom ! - it's just support. 729 00:47:17,552 --> 00:47:20,721 mom, I'm going to move into my own apartment, okay ? 730 00:47:22,790 --> 00:47:24,659 really ? 731 00:47:26,294 --> 00:47:31,065 that's so nice. 732 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:55,390 * honey, move in right up close to me * 733 00:47:59,093 --> 00:48:01,862 * that's when I get the chills all over me * 734 00:48:01,862 --> 00:48:06,066 hey, dad, what are you doing ? 735 00:48:06,066 --> 00:48:09,904 hey, Jen. the Santa Ana winds came in last night 736 00:48:09,904 --> 00:48:11,872 and trashed my fries. 737 00:48:11,872 --> 00:48:14,074 how you doin', girl ? it's been a while. 738 00:48:14,074 --> 00:48:17,211 "a while." 739 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:21,382 that's a great song. 740 00:48:21,382 --> 00:48:24,985 yeah. very groovy. 741 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:27,254 I didn't know you liked that kind of music. 742 00:48:27,254 --> 00:48:31,926 is there anything you know about me ? yeah. 743 00:48:31,926 --> 00:48:34,228 I know you're workin' in a clothing store. 744 00:48:34,228 --> 00:48:36,664 I know you don't have quite so many holes in your head. 745 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:39,600 I know you're getting your own apartment. 746 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,836 I know you're not talkin' to your mother. 747 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:45,540 I know you hate me, and I know I don't blame you for it. 748 00:48:47,308 --> 00:48:49,777 impressive. the human has brain cells. 749 00:48:52,313 --> 00:48:54,915 so, uh, did you just, uh, 750 00:48:54,915 --> 00:48:58,753 come by here to make me more miserable or what ? 751 00:48:58,753 --> 00:49:02,690 - oh, poor baby. - hey, J, 752 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:06,260 you're my daughter and I love you, but cut the crap. 753 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:10,565 I'm still your father, and I deserve an iota of respect. 754 00:49:10,565 --> 00:49:13,401 why should I respect you ? 755 00:49:14,669 --> 00:49:16,604 fuck it. 756 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,875 so, how did it go with your parents ? 757 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:25,145 - fabulous. - sounds like it. 758 00:49:25,145 --> 00:49:27,915 is that a sack lunch ? 759 00:49:27,915 --> 00:49:29,484 it's for you. 760 00:49:29,484 --> 00:49:31,986 I don't wanna have a sack lunch with my lunch. 761 00:49:31,986 --> 00:49:33,854 it's a present for you. 762 00:49:35,956 --> 00:49:39,059 - wow. thank you. - can you put it on ? 763 00:49:41,095 --> 00:49:42,296 here ? 764 00:49:42,296 --> 00:49:44,632 I see somebody you know ! 765 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,168 all right. hold this. 766 00:49:48,168 --> 00:49:50,371 I'll guard you. 767 00:49:52,707 --> 00:49:55,376 - can you hold that ? - i've got that. 768 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,457 - oh, bitchin' ! - how does it look ? good ? 769 00:50:09,457 --> 00:50:11,959 - it kicks ass. - thank you. 770 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,566 so, what do you wanna do now ? 771 00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:22,302 - no. - come on ! 772 00:50:22,302 --> 00:50:24,304 - no ! - yes ! 773 00:50:24,304 --> 00:50:26,641 just a small one. we'll put it someplace nobody'll notice. 774 00:50:26,641 --> 00:50:30,878 listen to me very carefully. I am not getting a fucking tattoo. 775 00:50:30,878 --> 00:50:33,848 ooh. you said the really bad word. 776 00:50:33,848 --> 00:50:35,115 yeah, I did. 777 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,952 I am, in fact, the boy who cried "fuck." 778 00:50:42,156 --> 00:50:46,561 I want the smallest tattoo that you can make. 779 00:50:46,561 --> 00:50:49,930 a dot or a period or something like that. 780 00:50:49,930 --> 00:50:51,899 does it come in a flesh tone ? 781 00:50:51,899 --> 00:50:55,836 very, very, very small. 782 00:51:01,942 --> 00:51:04,445 oh, Jesus. 783 00:51:07,047 --> 00:51:11,351 hold it. let's go straight to number one. 784 00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:18,258 oh, God. 785 00:51:18,258 --> 00:51:20,194 it's a scorpion. 786 00:51:27,768 --> 00:51:30,304 * seven * 787 00:51:30,304 --> 00:51:32,406 * lips * 788 00:51:32,406 --> 00:51:35,275 * six * 789 00:51:35,275 --> 00:51:37,612 * slowly * 790 00:51:37,612 --> 00:51:39,580 * five * 791 00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:41,782 * fingers * 792 00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:45,285 * four * 793 00:51:45,285 --> 00:51:47,287 * play * 794 00:51:47,287 --> 00:51:49,189 * to number one * 795 00:52:04,605 --> 00:52:06,541 that's it. 796 00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:09,476 all right, I'm getting out of here right now. 797 00:52:09,476 --> 00:52:11,111 why ? 798 00:52:11,111 --> 00:52:14,815 - what's goin' on ? - nothing. this is insane. 799 00:52:14,815 --> 00:52:16,817 - what's your problem ? - I just can't do this. 800 00:52:16,817 --> 00:52:19,286 - what ? why ? - this ! I can't ! 801 00:52:19,286 --> 00:52:21,756 can't what ? you can't loosen up ? not with you. 802 00:52:21,756 --> 00:52:23,924 I'm sorry I made you have a good time. 803 00:52:23,924 --> 00:52:27,895 you obviously can't handle it. why can't you even tell me what your problem is ? 804 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:30,264 no, I don't care. I give up. 805 00:52:30,264 --> 00:52:33,701 I don't even like you anymore. you're pathetic. 806 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,849 the front door is open. 807 00:53:21,849 --> 00:53:25,552 where do you think you live, knots landing ? 808 00:53:25,552 --> 00:53:28,355 we can't be friends. I'm sorry. 809 00:53:28,355 --> 00:53:30,625 what do you mean, "we can't be friends" ? 810 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:35,295 you just want to shut the entire world out ? guess what. I'm right here. 811 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:38,165 - I'm not leaving, not going anywhere. - you have to leave. 812 00:53:38,165 --> 00:53:40,167 I don't have in me what you need. 813 00:53:40,167 --> 00:53:42,436 how do you know what I need ? 814 00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:45,039 you don't even know me, know anybody. what's wrong with you ? 815 00:53:45,039 --> 00:53:47,708 I'm old. I'm George Burns. 816 00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:50,811 who's George Burns ? I'm uncle fester. 817 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:54,048 I'm Andy of Mayberry, mr. Roper, grandpa Munster. 818 00:53:54,048 --> 00:53:56,617 okay, I get it. okay, good, then leave. 819 00:53:56,617 --> 00:53:58,753 no. 820 00:53:58,753 --> 00:54:01,756 what are you so afraid of ? 821 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,993 I'm afraid of everything. 822 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:10,164 - what's "everything" ? - I don't know. everything ! 823 00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:12,032 I can't fly. 824 00:54:12,032 --> 00:54:16,070 I can't be in a boat or a train, any transportation. 825 00:54:16,070 --> 00:54:20,174 I can't do that. I don't like being in a car. 826 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:24,912 I don't take elevators. crowded places drive me crazy. 827 00:54:24,912 --> 00:54:27,682 but uncrowded places make me crazy. 828 00:54:29,616 --> 00:54:31,752 I'm afraid of prescription drugs. 829 00:54:31,752 --> 00:54:33,487 they won't do it in front of you. 830 00:54:33,487 --> 00:54:36,023 they're going in the back. there's something wrong with it. 831 00:54:36,023 --> 00:54:38,392 they're doing something. 832 00:54:39,994 --> 00:54:43,063 I'm afraid of falling asleep. 833 00:54:43,063 --> 00:54:46,266 I don't even understand the expression. 834 00:54:46,266 --> 00:54:49,870 why are you falling ? where are you falling ? it's just so-- 835 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:52,039 I don't know. 836 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:55,943 I always wished I had a button on my neck I could push 837 00:54:55,943 --> 00:54:59,246 and be asleep like a machine, but I can't. 838 00:54:59,246 --> 00:55:03,550 so I just lay there, and I hate it. 839 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:06,386 I hate it. 840 00:55:07,855 --> 00:55:11,358 what did I leave out ? 841 00:55:11,358 --> 00:55:13,828 oh, yeah, yeah. 842 00:55:13,828 --> 00:55:17,164 I'm not that crazy about waking up. 843 00:55:40,454 --> 00:55:45,559 you know, there's a lot of people that have a fear of clowns. 844 00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:47,694 isn't that funny ? 845 00:55:48,863 --> 00:55:51,465 see, that doesn't bother me. 846 00:55:54,534 --> 00:55:56,370 I'm afraid of clowns. 847 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:08,282 why can't you be like other kids-- 848 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:11,685 stand in line at clubs, smoke cigars, dance, 849 00:56:11,685 --> 00:56:13,854 experiment with bisexuality ? 850 00:56:13,854 --> 00:56:16,190 you know, teenage stuff. 851 00:56:16,190 --> 00:56:18,392 come on, we're trying somebody new tonight. 852 00:56:20,928 --> 00:56:24,364 Mildred, I'd like to introduce you 853 00:56:24,364 --> 00:56:26,033 to Randall Harris of the Harrises. 854 00:56:26,033 --> 00:56:29,870 hi, Mildred. how are you ? 855 00:56:29,870 --> 00:56:32,706 that's a silly question. 856 00:56:32,706 --> 00:56:35,509 she might be a little shy. 857 00:56:35,509 --> 00:56:38,112 - I don't normally bring guests. - sure. 858 00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,321 why do you do this ? 859 00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:51,091 energy. I can feel their energy. 860 00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:56,096 a little bit of a thousand souls. 861 00:56:56,096 --> 00:57:01,235 come on, it's your turn. no, not just yet. 862 00:57:01,235 --> 00:57:03,403 lie down. close your eyes. 863 00:57:04,972 --> 00:57:07,908 I love these slacks. 864 00:57:11,111 --> 00:57:13,313 come on. 865 00:57:13,313 --> 00:57:16,416 - no, don't do that. no. - lie down. 866 00:57:19,286 --> 00:57:20,888 I'm coming down. 867 00:57:27,461 --> 00:57:29,997 close your eyes. 868 00:57:34,935 --> 00:57:37,104 now what ? 869 00:57:37,104 --> 00:57:39,773 now you start up a conversation. 870 00:57:39,773 --> 00:57:41,508 with whom ? 871 00:57:41,508 --> 00:57:45,345 the person you're sitting on. 872 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:54,054 can you feel it ? can you feel their energy ? 873 00:57:57,391 --> 00:58:00,360 I feel it. 874 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,229 you do ? 875 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:05,199 god, I really do feel it. 876 00:58:07,868 --> 00:58:10,437 thanks for letting me crash here. 877 00:58:10,437 --> 00:58:13,273 hey, it's late. no problem. 878 00:58:13,273 --> 00:58:15,142 welcome. 879 00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:19,246 - nice house. - thank you. 880 00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:23,383 so... I'm gonna put on some hot tea. 881 00:58:25,886 --> 00:58:30,457 listen, if you feel that you want to take a shower, just go upstairs. 882 00:58:30,457 --> 00:58:32,292 I have fresh towels. 883 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:36,596 make yourself at home. 884 00:58:37,898 --> 00:58:40,300 great. 885 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:42,336 thank you. 886 00:58:51,245 --> 00:58:55,615 okay, so you're somewhere and you see somebody you know. 887 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,717 what do you say ? 888 00:58:57,717 --> 00:59:00,820 I know you. 889 00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:02,356 no. 890 00:59:02,356 --> 00:59:04,358 hello. 891 00:59:04,358 --> 00:59:06,360 hey. 892 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,162 hey. 893 00:59:08,162 --> 00:59:10,998 - hey. - all right. 894 00:59:10,998 --> 00:59:13,968 you're in the store. a customer's just tried on a suit. 895 00:59:13,968 --> 00:59:17,237 he looks quite handsome. what do you say ? 896 00:59:17,237 --> 00:59:22,709 hey, dude, funky stuff, man. yeah. 897 00:59:22,709 --> 00:59:25,379 I pray to god that's not it. 898 00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:40,995 you know, in spite of what you're doing, 899 00:59:40,995 --> 00:59:44,531 you should know that you're very beautiful. 900 00:59:52,139 --> 00:59:54,141 you think I'm beautiful ? 901 00:59:56,643 --> 01:00:00,614 you want to watch a video or something ? 902 01:00:00,614 --> 01:00:02,616 how about we have a staring contest ? 903 01:00:02,616 --> 01:00:06,620 don't do that with me, 'cause I'll kill you. 904 01:00:06,620 --> 01:00:09,356 fine then. let's see what you're made of. 905 01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:13,593 ready ? 906 01:00:13,593 --> 01:00:16,096 go ! 907 01:00:18,832 --> 01:00:20,467 you're blinking. 908 01:00:22,436 --> 01:00:24,438 hmm. 909 01:00:24,438 --> 01:00:26,240 again. 910 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,308 - go. - go. 911 01:00:37,951 --> 01:00:40,654 you want some more tea ? 912 01:02:07,006 --> 01:02:08,775 oh, no. 913 01:02:10,577 --> 01:02:13,780 all right. 914 01:02:13,780 --> 01:02:15,582 all right. 915 01:02:15,582 --> 01:02:19,286 - where are you going ? - I'm gonna go for a run. 916 01:02:19,286 --> 01:02:20,587 when I get back, we need to talk. 917 01:02:20,587 --> 01:02:22,989 we have to have a little talk. 918 01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:27,294 okay. don't worry about me. I'm just gonna stay here and go through some drawers. 919 01:02:27,294 --> 01:02:30,997 so maybe you should save me some time and tell me where you keep all the good stuff. 920 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:34,000 I don't have any good stuff. 921 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,305 - that's sad. - oh, is it ? and you do ? 922 01:02:38,305 --> 01:02:39,939 - yep. - uh-huh. 923 01:02:39,939 --> 01:02:44,077 - where do you keep yours ? - in a box under my bed. 924 01:02:44,077 --> 01:02:48,148 I don't have a box under my bed. 925 01:02:48,148 --> 01:02:49,883 and you're the good stuff. 926 01:02:52,419 --> 01:02:56,490 I have a blue foot. 927 01:03:11,305 --> 01:03:15,775 so much stuff, so little time to snoop. 928 01:03:22,916 --> 01:03:26,220 oh... don't do it ! 929 01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:28,922 I have to. 930 01:03:28,922 --> 01:03:31,258 I just have to. 931 01:03:31,258 --> 01:03:33,260 don't do it. 932 01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:36,095 I have to. oh, I have to. 933 01:03:36,095 --> 01:03:38,198 okay. 934 01:04:16,636 --> 01:04:18,605 R ! 935 01:04:34,288 --> 01:04:36,356 R ! 936 01:04:41,995 --> 01:04:43,330 R ! 937 01:04:44,931 --> 01:04:47,701 R ! 938 01:04:56,175 --> 01:04:58,244 grandma ? 939 01:05:03,617 --> 01:05:05,919 R. 940 01:05:07,921 --> 01:05:09,923 get up ! 941 01:05:09,923 --> 01:05:11,425 get up ! 942 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:18,498 hey, help ! somebody, help ! 943 01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:22,669 help me, please ! help ! 944 01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:25,505 please ! please, help ! 945 01:05:38,217 --> 01:05:40,420 J. 946 01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:42,756 hi, I'm patty. 947 01:05:44,891 --> 01:05:46,760 um... 948 01:05:49,829 --> 01:05:55,402 did Randall mention any family at all to you ? 949 01:05:55,402 --> 01:05:58,505 no. why does he need them ? 950 01:05:58,505 --> 01:06:03,643 as you probably know, he's had this for a long time. 951 01:06:03,643 --> 01:06:06,045 he's very sick and... 952 01:06:07,914 --> 01:06:11,818 the next few days are gonna be critical. 953 01:06:13,152 --> 01:06:15,088 I'm sorry. 954 01:07:22,889 --> 01:07:26,860 so you wouldn't suggest starting... 955 01:07:26,860 --> 01:07:29,929 any new magazine subscriptions ? 956 01:07:31,197 --> 01:07:33,567 I'm sorry, Randall. 957 01:07:33,567 --> 01:07:36,035 I don't know what to say exactly, 958 01:07:36,035 --> 01:07:40,006 but you've known all along how precarious this type of leukemia is. 959 01:07:40,006 --> 01:07:45,512 listen, you'll have some good days, you'll have some bad days. 960 01:07:45,512 --> 01:07:50,216 but when it becomes acute like this, our options are limited. 961 01:07:50,216 --> 01:07:54,053 can you hand me that bag ? 962 01:07:54,053 --> 01:07:57,390 we'll give you antibiotics to treat the infection, 963 01:07:57,390 --> 01:08:00,527 pain medication to keep you comfortable. 964 01:08:00,527 --> 01:08:06,165 chemotherapy's an option, but it's very risky. 965 01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:10,169 there are some experimental programs we're looking into, 966 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:12,906 but those need F.D.A. approval. 967 01:08:20,747 --> 01:08:24,884 hey, there's my beauty. 968 01:08:24,884 --> 01:08:28,121 - we'll see you in a little bit. - call us if you need anything. 969 01:08:34,594 --> 01:08:37,396 - hey. - hey. 970 01:08:37,396 --> 01:08:39,533 you look good. 971 01:08:39,533 --> 01:08:42,068 you don't. 972 01:08:42,068 --> 01:08:43,870 come here. 973 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:47,841 come over here. come here. 974 01:08:47,841 --> 01:08:50,677 you didn't say "Simon says." 975 01:08:50,677 --> 01:08:54,981 Simon says, "come here, please." 976 01:09:03,657 --> 01:09:06,192 so you just knew all along. 977 01:09:06,192 --> 01:09:08,562 yeah, I did. 978 01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:11,765 well, I'm gonna use the "fuck" word now. 979 01:09:11,765 --> 01:09:14,167 I understand. 980 01:09:17,671 --> 01:09:19,272 how can you do this ? 981 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:24,143 how can you be sick ? you can't be sick, right ? 982 01:09:24,143 --> 01:09:26,680 because you would have told me you were sick, wouldn't you ? 983 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,315 I'm sorry. 984 01:09:29,315 --> 01:09:32,351 I should have told you. I didn't tell anybody. 985 01:09:32,351 --> 01:09:34,721 I never even told my wife. 986 01:09:34,721 --> 01:09:39,659 it was like I thought if the words didn't come out, then maybe it wouldn't be true. 987 01:09:39,659 --> 01:09:41,494 does that make any sense ? 988 01:09:41,494 --> 01:09:44,163 so I'll just assume that you're gonna be okay, right ? 989 01:09:44,163 --> 01:09:46,365 Jennifer. 990 01:09:46,365 --> 01:09:51,871 you're not gonna be okay, and that really sucks. 991 01:09:51,871 --> 01:09:54,874 because for the first time ever in my whole non-perfect 992 01:09:54,874 --> 01:09:58,712 excuse of a stupid life, I really, really liked it ! 993 01:09:58,712 --> 01:10:00,980 I liked my life. 994 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:04,517 - you still have your life. - no, I don't. 995 01:10:04,517 --> 01:10:08,655 I don't have my life because I love you so much. 996 01:10:15,028 --> 01:10:17,263 Jennifer-- 997 01:10:17,263 --> 01:10:20,767 wait a second. don't leave. where are you going ? 998 01:10:20,767 --> 01:10:24,170 if a person's on their deathbed, you have to stay and listen. 999 01:10:24,170 --> 01:10:26,339 it's the hospital rule. 1000 01:10:26,339 --> 01:10:28,207 come back here. 1001 01:10:29,676 --> 01:10:32,345 Jennifer... 1002 01:10:32,345 --> 01:10:35,081 I spoke to your grandmother. 1003 01:10:35,081 --> 01:10:37,283 oh, bullshit ! 1004 01:10:37,283 --> 01:10:38,985 no, it's not bullshit. 1005 01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:42,121 you taught me how to do it, and i've been doing it. 1006 01:10:42,121 --> 01:10:44,123 oh, yeah ? what'd she say ? 1007 01:10:44,123 --> 01:10:48,628 she said to stop this ! stop it ! 1008 01:10:48,628 --> 01:10:51,130 you don't understand. 1009 01:10:51,130 --> 01:10:54,533 you have all of these people who care about you. 1010 01:10:54,533 --> 01:10:56,369 you have a family. 1011 01:10:56,369 --> 01:10:59,305 - oh, yeah, great family. - oh, so what ? 1012 01:10:59,305 --> 01:11:03,710 so they're all insane. go lock them up. who cares ? at least they're here. 1013 01:11:05,912 --> 01:11:10,717 I wish my parents were still here. I can't even call them up and say, "I hate you." 1014 01:11:10,717 --> 01:11:12,551 you don't know how lucky you are. 1015 01:11:12,551 --> 01:11:17,156 - well, I don't feel so lucky. - you won't let yourself. 1016 01:11:17,156 --> 01:11:20,994 you think this is why your grandmother is trying to talk to you ? 1017 01:11:20,994 --> 01:11:26,332 don't you think she's got better stuff to do all day than to get through to nobody ? 1018 01:11:28,802 --> 01:11:32,038 you're not alone. 1019 01:11:34,607 --> 01:11:37,210 who is this talking, you or grandma ? 1020 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:39,746 I don't know. we're both talking. 1021 01:11:39,746 --> 01:11:42,415 if it makes you feel better, it's mostly her. 1022 01:11:44,183 --> 01:11:46,252 come here. 1023 01:11:46,252 --> 01:11:48,421 no. 1024 01:11:48,421 --> 01:11:51,224 come here. sit down. 1025 01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:53,459 would you just once... 1026 01:11:53,459 --> 01:11:58,031 do something I ask you the first time, please ? 1027 01:12:09,709 --> 01:12:12,278 now you close your eyes, and you listen. 1028 01:12:15,381 --> 01:12:18,251 come on. close your eyes. 1029 01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:22,421 listen. 1030 01:12:23,823 --> 01:12:26,425 I don't hear anything. shh. 1031 01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:29,763 I care about you... 1032 01:12:29,763 --> 01:12:32,932 more than anyone else in the world. 1033 01:12:51,918 --> 01:12:54,487 what's that ? 1034 01:12:54,487 --> 01:12:58,191 morphine. 1035 01:12:58,191 --> 01:13:00,426 groovy. 1036 01:13:00,426 --> 01:13:03,262 oh, cool. 1037 01:14:10,596 --> 01:14:13,967 "dear rand, I can't live with you in this house. 1038 01:14:13,967 --> 01:14:16,402 "it's like I'm living alone. 1039 01:14:16,402 --> 01:14:21,074 "you won't talk to me, you won't touch me. I don't know what's going on. 1040 01:14:21,074 --> 01:14:24,143 but I can't live like this anymore." 1041 01:14:36,089 --> 01:14:38,291 information. city and listing, please. 1042 01:14:38,291 --> 01:14:40,093 Albuquerque. 1043 01:14:40,093 --> 01:14:43,963 Sara Harris, 10122 Paso Robles. 1044 01:14:45,264 --> 01:14:47,233 I'm sorry. that's an unlisted number. 1045 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:49,368 shit. 1046 01:14:58,111 --> 01:15:01,014 you have a cousin Louise ? 1047 01:15:01,014 --> 01:15:03,516 I'm only gonna be gone for two days. 1048 01:15:03,516 --> 01:15:05,919 - okay ? - two days ? 1049 01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:08,854 yeah, it'll go by really fast. 1050 01:15:08,854 --> 01:15:10,856 I'll call you when I'm on the road, 1051 01:15:10,856 --> 01:15:13,259 when I get there at the wedding. 1052 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:17,163 these are chocolates for you. okay. thank you. 1053 01:15:17,163 --> 01:15:18,797 okay. 1054 01:15:18,797 --> 01:15:21,734 well, have a good time. 1055 01:15:21,734 --> 01:15:25,004 hurry back. okay, I will. 1056 01:15:25,004 --> 01:15:28,041 I will hurry back so fast. 1057 01:15:28,041 --> 01:15:30,009 be careful. 1058 01:15:30,009 --> 01:15:33,046 - I'll call you, okay ? - put your seat belt on. 1059 01:15:33,046 --> 01:15:35,881 * blue around the morning dew * 1060 01:15:35,881 --> 01:15:39,018 * the color of your eyes * 1061 01:15:39,018 --> 01:15:42,288 * I remember holding you * 1062 01:15:42,288 --> 01:15:46,759 * a fall through summer skies * 1063 01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:50,363 * you're everything that i've become * 1064 01:15:50,363 --> 01:15:53,199 okay. * every word I say * 1065 01:15:53,199 --> 01:15:56,869 all right, so I'll see you later. 1066 01:15:59,538 --> 01:16:03,109 is there something else I can get for you, Randall ? 1067 01:16:03,109 --> 01:16:05,678 I wouldn't mind a little company. 1068 01:16:07,113 --> 01:16:09,715 okay. 1069 01:16:09,715 --> 01:16:11,917 * up ahead a blackbird sings * 1070 01:16:11,917 --> 01:16:14,620 * maybe he'll come to mind * 1071 01:16:14,620 --> 01:16:18,057 * every night I see your face * 1072 01:16:18,057 --> 01:16:21,294 * when I have to pray * 1073 01:16:21,294 --> 01:16:24,230 * I need a bell, a book and candle * 1074 01:16:24,230 --> 01:16:28,467 * to keep your golden stay ** 1075 01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:31,737 what was I gonna say ? 1076 01:16:31,737 --> 01:16:35,741 I was gonna say, "excuse me, mrs. Harris, I know we've never met, 1077 01:16:35,741 --> 01:16:37,743 "and you haven't seen your husband in 19 years, 1078 01:16:37,743 --> 01:16:40,246 but I really think you should know that--" 1079 01:16:40,246 --> 01:16:45,118 oh, that's not good. shit. 1080 01:16:46,585 --> 01:16:48,821 hi. 1081 01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:50,789 hi. 1082 01:16:50,789 --> 01:16:52,858 what do you want ? 1083 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:55,894 who are you ? 1084 01:16:55,894 --> 01:16:58,964 excuse me ? who are you ? 1085 01:17:00,133 --> 01:17:02,401 does Sara Harris live here ? 1086 01:17:02,401 --> 01:17:05,738 I'll tell you what. you want any information, you can tell me who you are. 1087 01:17:05,738 --> 01:17:07,506 how's that ? 1088 01:17:07,506 --> 01:17:10,676 uh, my name's J. I'm a friend of her husband's. 1089 01:17:10,676 --> 01:17:13,612 that's interesting information. you want to come in for a coke ? 1090 01:17:13,612 --> 01:17:16,215 do you have a telephone or-- and some chocolate ? 1091 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:17,716 how about a lollipop ? 1092 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,153 so, my name is Randy. 1093 01:17:20,153 --> 01:17:23,989 Sara was my mother. 1094 01:17:23,989 --> 01:17:25,691 "was" ? yeah. 1095 01:17:25,691 --> 01:17:28,294 she was in a car accident about six months ago. 1096 01:17:28,294 --> 01:17:30,796 shit. 1097 01:17:30,796 --> 01:17:34,300 I'm-I'm sorry. that's awful. 1098 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:36,469 thanks, twilight zone. 1099 01:17:36,469 --> 01:17:39,238 now what husband are you talking about ? 1100 01:17:40,639 --> 01:17:43,309 she was married before. didn't she tell you ? 1101 01:17:43,309 --> 01:17:47,113 yeah, I know. my father died before I was born. 1102 01:17:47,113 --> 01:17:49,515 did she say anything about him ? 1103 01:17:49,515 --> 01:17:52,085 no. she gave me a picture once. 1104 01:17:52,085 --> 01:17:55,154 can I see it ? 1105 01:17:55,154 --> 01:17:57,556 sure. 1106 01:18:19,112 --> 01:18:22,348 you find out you have a dad, you're not even curious to meet him ? 1107 01:18:22,348 --> 01:18:24,517 not really. well, he's dying. 1108 01:18:24,517 --> 01:18:26,785 yeah, I know. you let me know that. 1109 01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:29,888 and you know what ? that makes the blessed event even more enticing. 1110 01:18:29,888 --> 01:18:33,992 you're basically asking me to go meet a man who will be dead soon, right ? 1111 01:18:33,992 --> 01:18:36,995 "hi, dad. I'm here just in time to bury you." 1112 01:18:36,995 --> 01:18:39,965 - what kind of friend are you anyway ? - I love him. 1113 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:42,668 - what kind of love ? - he's been my best friend. 1114 01:18:42,668 --> 01:18:44,270 did you fuck him ? 1115 01:18:50,909 --> 01:18:52,778 shit. 1116 01:19:14,767 --> 01:19:18,904 look, I'm a bitter asshole, okay ? 1117 01:19:18,904 --> 01:19:22,941 I have been most of my life. I usually keep it to myself. 1118 01:19:22,941 --> 01:19:27,780 i've lost my mother, and now I find out I have a father who's alive, 1119 01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:29,448 but he's dying. 1120 01:19:29,448 --> 01:19:32,651 lot of stuff. I'm not sure I have the right outfit 1121 01:19:32,651 --> 01:19:34,287 to wear for my debut on Oprah. 1122 01:19:34,287 --> 01:19:38,557 well, I'm sure I can find you something. 1123 01:19:38,557 --> 01:19:40,559 where did you come from ? 1124 01:19:40,559 --> 01:19:42,728 h-how did this happen ? 1125 01:19:42,728 --> 01:19:45,531 I don't know if you're a good thing 1126 01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:48,967 or the fucking plague. 1127 01:19:48,967 --> 01:19:52,171 does this mean you're coming with me to meet him or what ? 1128 01:19:52,171 --> 01:19:55,908 yeah. you know what ? I will go with you. 1129 01:19:55,908 --> 01:19:58,277 but I'm not talking to him. 1130 01:19:58,277 --> 01:20:00,746 or you. 1131 01:20:00,746 --> 01:20:02,781 fine. 1132 01:20:02,781 --> 01:20:04,583 good ! 1133 01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:06,752 * a wave hello * 1134 01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:14,793 * a wave good-bye * 1135 01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:22,535 * the way we live * 1136 01:20:27,773 --> 01:20:31,844 * the way we die * you've been my nurse for such a long time, 1137 01:20:31,844 --> 01:20:35,981 but I don't know anything about you. 1138 01:20:35,981 --> 01:20:37,983 I'm a dick. 1139 01:20:37,983 --> 01:20:40,519 you're not a dick. 1140 01:20:40,519 --> 01:20:45,924 believe me, I'm very familiar with dicks. 1141 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:51,163 you are just a man who hasn't let anyone in his life, 1142 01:20:51,163 --> 01:20:54,199 because he knew he was sick. 1143 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:59,338 thank you. you know, you've, um... 1144 01:21:01,206 --> 01:21:04,543 never asked me to leave, 1145 01:21:04,543 --> 01:21:07,846 but you never really asked me to-- 1146 01:21:07,846 --> 01:21:12,818 shall we say, invited me to stay either. 1147 01:21:12,818 --> 01:21:16,121 would you stay ? 1148 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:19,592 would you ask me ? 1149 01:21:22,661 --> 01:21:25,364 * life's a beach * 1150 01:21:38,311 --> 01:21:40,679 * life's a beach * 1151 01:21:40,679 --> 01:21:43,015 want to come up for lunch ? 1152 01:21:45,318 --> 01:21:48,821 fine. I'll eat, but I'm not talking. 1153 01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:54,192 no, we never did it. he's the greatest person i've ever met in my whole stupid life. 1154 01:21:54,192 --> 01:21:57,330 * a wave hello ** 1155 01:21:57,330 --> 01:21:59,498 turkey and swiss okay ? 1156 01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:02,735 um... how about 20 questions ? 1157 01:22:02,735 --> 01:22:05,738 I may not have that much time. 1158 01:22:05,738 --> 01:22:08,273 how about four questions ? 1159 01:22:08,273 --> 01:22:11,176 okay. all right. four. 1160 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:13,479 number one: 1161 01:22:15,548 --> 01:22:18,116 do you love her ? 1162 01:22:18,116 --> 01:22:20,353 yes. 1163 01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:25,257 is it romantic love 1164 01:22:25,257 --> 01:22:27,760 or is it infatuation 1165 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:31,597 with youth and spirit kind of love ? 1166 01:22:31,597 --> 01:22:34,132 that's three questions. 1167 01:22:34,132 --> 01:22:36,535 come on, I'm serious. what is it ? 1168 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:38,904 I don't know. 1169 01:22:38,904 --> 01:22:43,709 it's like a family love. 1170 01:22:43,709 --> 01:22:45,578 thanks. 1171 01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:52,518 how's he doing ? no change. 1172 01:22:52,518 --> 01:22:55,521 if he doesn't improve, they'll just send him home. 1173 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:23,048 - what are you doing ? - I gotta sleep. 1174 01:23:23,048 --> 01:23:26,685 no, no. can you just get back on the road right now ? 1175 01:23:26,685 --> 01:23:28,954 come on. listen, if I continue to drive, 1176 01:23:28,954 --> 01:23:33,091 then a big truck full of some farm crap is gonna mow us down, 1177 01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:35,561 and then look at how many dead people will be in this story. 1178 01:23:35,561 --> 01:23:38,597 all right. coffee. 1179 01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:40,599 get that away from me. 1180 01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:43,335 if you're not gonna drive, let me drive. so get out of the car. 1181 01:23:43,335 --> 01:23:46,672 when was the last time you slept ? 1182 01:23:46,672 --> 01:23:48,607 a few days ago, but-- exactly. 1183 01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:50,008 so if I'm gonna meet this dad guy, 1184 01:23:50,008 --> 01:23:53,779 then I get some beauty sleep, all right ? 1185 01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:58,016 listen, you selfish loser asshole, okay ? 1186 01:23:58,016 --> 01:23:59,985 i've got to get to r now, 1187 01:23:59,985 --> 01:24:02,354 and i've got to be in this car for another eight hours with you. 1188 01:24:02,354 --> 01:24:04,490 so that means no more pit stops, no more anything stops. 1189 01:24:04,490 --> 01:24:08,827 okay, maybe we can have one stop for a coke and a pee, and that's it. 1190 01:24:08,827 --> 01:24:12,598 no, no, no, never mind. we don't have enough time for a coke and a pee. 1191 01:24:12,598 --> 01:24:16,234 maybe just a pee if you're really desperate. shut up, Sybil. 1192 01:24:16,234 --> 01:24:19,805 - "Sybil" ? - Sybil, the woman with eight home phone numbers. 1193 01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:21,807 it's not necessarily a bad thing. 1194 01:24:21,807 --> 01:24:25,343 a plethora of personalities can be very enchanting. 1195 01:24:25,343 --> 01:24:27,145 - fuck you. - fuck you. 1196 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,114 - fuck you. - fuck you, all eight of you. 1197 01:24:50,703 --> 01:24:53,572 don't leave me alone, please. 1198 01:24:58,076 --> 01:25:00,345 hey, hey. 1199 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:03,616 hey, hey, hey, hey. what ? 1200 01:25:03,616 --> 01:25:06,451 wake up. what's wrong ? 1201 01:25:06,451 --> 01:25:08,921 what's your-- what ? 1202 01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:11,189 why don't you help me stay awake ? 1203 01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:14,226 we'll play a little game, all right ? 1204 01:25:14,226 --> 01:25:16,094 yeah ? good. 1205 01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:21,900 soda can. 1206 01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:24,837 all right, that was easy. 1207 01:25:30,909 --> 01:25:34,813 chocolate. hmm. that was good. 1208 01:25:39,051 --> 01:25:43,055 shit ! 1209 01:25:43,055 --> 01:25:45,423 what the hell ? 1210 01:25:45,423 --> 01:25:48,093 so when was the last time 1211 01:25:48,093 --> 01:25:51,930 you were in a serious relationship ? 1212 01:25:51,930 --> 01:25:55,934 a long time ago. I'm not a good relationship person. 1213 01:25:55,934 --> 01:26:00,739 you speak for the world. 1214 01:26:07,646 --> 01:26:11,449 okay, he's checked out, and they said he can spend whatever time he has left at home. 1215 01:26:11,449 --> 01:26:13,686 so, come on, let's go. 1216 01:26:33,305 --> 01:26:36,408 you're gonna love him. 1217 01:26:36,408 --> 01:26:41,046 what am I doing ? I cannot believe I'm doing this right now. 1218 01:26:41,046 --> 01:26:43,548 well, believe it. it's your reality. 1219 01:26:43,548 --> 01:26:45,651 all right, hurry up now. oh, my God. 1220 01:26:45,651 --> 01:26:47,653 * walkin' away * 1221 01:26:47,653 --> 01:26:50,022 * love will lead you on * 1222 01:26:50,022 --> 01:26:52,357 * get away I'll do you wrong * hey ! 1223 01:26:52,357 --> 01:26:57,495 * the setup certainly knocks you down * 1224 01:26:57,495 --> 01:26:59,665 * but don't-- ** 1225 01:26:59,665 --> 01:27:01,166 I hate this fucking song ! 1226 01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:04,837 oh, my God. 1227 01:27:06,404 --> 01:27:07,940 oh, shit. 1228 01:27:07,940 --> 01:27:11,409 R, I'd like to introduce you to your son. 1229 01:27:11,409 --> 01:27:13,979 - son ? - his son ? 1230 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,081 son. 1231 01:27:16,081 --> 01:27:17,950 dad ! 1232 01:27:31,596 --> 01:27:35,100 - come in. - "come in." 1233 01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:38,603 you don't even know who it is, and just, "come in" ? 1234 01:27:38,603 --> 01:27:42,107 I knew it was you. 1235 01:27:42,107 --> 01:27:44,176 so silicone lips doesn't knock ? 1236 01:27:51,316 --> 01:27:54,386 I'm sorry. 1237 01:27:54,386 --> 01:27:56,154 I understand. 1238 01:27:56,154 --> 01:28:02,260 well, I'm three quarters through the understanding stage. 1239 01:28:04,162 --> 01:28:06,999 but it hurts me, though. you know ? 1240 01:28:06,999 --> 01:28:09,868 and it's not good pain. 1241 01:28:09,868 --> 01:28:12,137 I don't know that there ever really was good pain. 1242 01:28:12,137 --> 01:28:15,207 I used to think so, but I don't now. 1243 01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:19,444 ramble, ramble, ramble. hey, please, I get it. 1244 01:28:19,444 --> 01:28:22,981 come here. sit down. 1245 01:28:28,086 --> 01:28:30,288 I missed you. 1246 01:28:30,288 --> 01:28:32,490 did you ? 1247 01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:35,293 yes, I did. 1248 01:28:36,594 --> 01:28:39,965 I missed you too. 1249 01:28:39,965 --> 01:28:43,668 it's a good thing, this missing stuff. 1250 01:28:47,639 --> 01:28:49,942 thanks for the present. 1251 01:28:49,942 --> 01:28:53,311 you're welcome. what's he like ? 1252 01:28:53,311 --> 01:28:55,748 oh, he's kind of like you. 1253 01:28:55,748 --> 01:28:58,283 he's an asshole ? 1254 01:28:58,283 --> 01:28:59,918 no, worse than that. 1255 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:03,188 he's a pathetic loser asshole. 1256 01:29:03,188 --> 01:29:06,324 that's my boy. 1257 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,694 so you like him. 1258 01:29:09,694 --> 01:29:11,696 no. 1259 01:29:11,696 --> 01:29:14,332 are you mental ? totally. 1260 01:29:14,332 --> 01:29:16,969 i've gotten down with it. i've boogied. 1261 01:29:16,969 --> 01:29:21,406 okay, shaft. 1262 01:29:21,406 --> 01:29:23,675 excuse me. 1263 01:29:23,675 --> 01:29:27,079 I hear my mother calling. 1264 01:29:33,018 --> 01:29:34,820 sorry about the timing. 1265 01:29:34,820 --> 01:29:38,757 I don't think the first apology should be coming from you. 1266 01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:44,396 I wish I could have known you. 1267 01:29:44,396 --> 01:29:47,532 yeah ? all right. 1268 01:29:47,532 --> 01:29:50,702 well, I don't do drugs. 1269 01:29:50,702 --> 01:29:52,704 I do. 1270 01:29:52,704 --> 01:29:55,874 I failed algebra. 1271 01:29:55,874 --> 01:29:59,044 it's okay. 1272 01:29:59,044 --> 01:30:01,847 - I failed your mother. - yeah. 1273 01:30:01,847 --> 01:30:04,516 she told me you were dead. 1274 01:30:04,516 --> 01:30:06,418 it's true. I was. 1275 01:30:06,418 --> 01:30:08,720 did she ever talk about me ? 1276 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,989 no. 1277 01:30:17,129 --> 01:30:20,698 - can I ask you something ? - sure. 1278 01:30:20,698 --> 01:30:25,370 what are we supposed to talk about ? 1279 01:30:25,370 --> 01:30:28,006 damned if I know. 1280 01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:30,208 I'm a fucking father. 1281 01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:33,879 I don't know what to say. 1282 01:30:36,314 --> 01:30:39,852 I'll leave you money for therapy. 1283 01:30:39,852 --> 01:30:42,487 and for college. 1284 01:30:42,487 --> 01:30:47,025 I want you to go to college. it's really important, okay ? 1285 01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:49,094 did you ? yes. 1286 01:30:49,094 --> 01:30:51,864 yes. what did you learn ? 1287 01:30:51,864 --> 01:30:54,632 give me a second, I'll think of it. 1288 01:31:24,296 --> 01:31:28,033 what is going on with you ? 1289 01:31:28,033 --> 01:31:30,435 what do you mean ? 1290 01:31:30,435 --> 01:31:35,607 well, you're just sitting here talking to me. you don't do that. 1291 01:31:35,607 --> 01:31:38,810 I know. I'm sorry. 1292 01:31:38,810 --> 01:31:41,880 honey, what's wrong ? 1293 01:31:47,986 --> 01:31:50,488 I'd like to be a better daughter. 1294 01:31:50,488 --> 01:31:54,692 sweetie... are you pregnant ? 1295 01:31:54,692 --> 01:31:57,029 no. 1296 01:32:01,533 --> 01:32:03,435 and-- 1297 01:32:05,737 --> 01:32:09,174 and I'd like to be your friend. 1298 01:32:09,174 --> 01:32:12,644 I'd like to know a lot of things about you. 1299 01:32:15,547 --> 01:32:18,917 I know that you are... 1300 01:32:18,917 --> 01:32:21,219 embarrassed and ashamed of me. 1301 01:32:21,219 --> 01:32:27,092 oh, baby, no, no, no. I never said that. no. 1302 01:32:27,092 --> 01:32:30,228 I really, really need to talk to you 1303 01:32:30,228 --> 01:32:32,564 about the things that matter to me. 1304 01:32:32,564 --> 01:32:34,666 okay ? 1305 01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:38,103 mm-hmm. so-- 1306 01:32:49,114 --> 01:32:50,882 * it all started with the pimp c * 1307 01:32:50,882 --> 01:32:53,718 * so what the fuck is up thought of something good * 1308 01:32:53,718 --> 01:32:55,753 * he's above my motherfuckin' cut * 1309 01:32:55,753 --> 01:32:58,090 * 'cause if you don't really want to fuck with-- ** 1310 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:06,864 - so that was rap. - yep. 1311 01:33:06,864 --> 01:33:09,667 well, I thought it was nice. 1312 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:12,770 come on, mom. I'll show you how to talk to grandma. 1313 01:33:12,770 --> 01:33:16,041 - I do not know how you do this. - I'll teach you. 1314 01:33:31,990 --> 01:33:34,492 well... 1315 01:33:34,492 --> 01:33:37,195 grandma says hi. 1316 01:33:52,477 --> 01:33:56,314 take care of R for me, grandma. 1317 01:33:56,314 --> 01:33:58,683 teach him to dance. 1318 01:34:13,031 --> 01:34:15,200 honey. 1319 01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,369 should you be smoking that now ? 1320 01:34:19,704 --> 01:34:21,506 oh, man. 1321 01:34:21,506 --> 01:34:24,176 I think tonight will be fun. 1322 01:34:24,176 --> 01:34:27,179 "fun" ? 1323 01:34:27,179 --> 01:34:31,449 fun was dropping acid in the '60s. 1324 01:34:31,449 --> 01:34:34,852 fun was streaking at my sister's prom. 1325 01:34:34,852 --> 01:34:37,889 fun was staging a sit-in at a titty bar on sunset. 1326 01:34:37,889 --> 01:34:40,525 this-- 1327 01:34:40,525 --> 01:34:44,096 this is very bad fellini we're about to enter into. 1328 01:34:46,731 --> 01:34:48,666 tell me something. 1329 01:34:48,666 --> 01:34:53,871 did you and J ever-- 1330 01:34:53,871 --> 01:34:57,575 no. no. the answer is no. 1331 01:34:57,575 --> 01:34:59,544 oh. 1332 01:35:01,913 --> 01:35:06,084 why don't you tell me something ? tell you what ? 1333 01:35:06,084 --> 01:35:11,156 tell me how you're gonna look after her when I'm gone. 1334 01:35:14,759 --> 01:35:16,661 I just want to let you know, 1335 01:35:16,661 --> 01:35:22,467 as far as dads go, you probably would have been all right. 1336 01:35:22,467 --> 01:35:26,104 probably. 1337 01:35:26,104 --> 01:35:28,806 so you really wanted this dinner ? 1338 01:35:28,806 --> 01:35:31,809 hey, I'm dying. 1339 01:35:31,809 --> 01:35:34,546 how bad could it be ? 1340 01:35:34,546 --> 01:35:39,451 * the girl I dream about * 1341 01:35:39,451 --> 01:35:42,987 * the love i've waited for * 1342 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:46,991 * I know her inside out * 1343 01:35:46,991 --> 01:35:50,094 * the one that I adore * 1344 01:35:50,094 --> 01:35:54,632 * I never thought that dreams came true * 1345 01:35:54,632 --> 01:35:57,302 * now I believe they do * 1346 01:35:57,302 --> 01:35:59,504 * the girl I dream about * excellent. 1347 01:35:59,504 --> 01:36:02,774 the peas. I love peas. 1348 01:36:02,774 --> 01:36:06,311 * it is you ** it's so delicious. 1349 01:36:08,580 --> 01:36:11,249 tasty. 1350 01:36:11,249 --> 01:36:14,786 sorry, man. 1351 01:36:24,329 --> 01:36:27,965 * when somebody loves you * 1352 01:36:27,965 --> 01:36:32,404 * it's no good unless they love you * 1353 01:36:35,173 --> 01:36:38,276 you want to dance with me ? 1354 01:36:38,276 --> 01:36:41,213 * all the way * 1355 01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:46,384 * happy to be near you * 1356 01:36:46,384 --> 01:36:51,356 * when you need someone to cheer you * 1357 01:36:51,356 --> 01:36:55,460 * all the way * 1358 01:36:59,364 --> 01:37:01,899 * taller * 1359 01:37:01,899 --> 01:37:06,938 - * than the tallest tree is * - pre-beatle. 1360 01:37:06,938 --> 01:37:08,506 oh, I love this song. 1361 01:37:08,506 --> 01:37:11,743 * that's how it's got to feel * 1362 01:37:15,247 --> 01:37:17,549 * deeper * 1363 01:37:17,549 --> 01:37:22,053 * than the deep blue sea is * 1364 01:37:22,053 --> 01:37:24,722 thank you so much for this evening. * that's how it goes * 1365 01:37:24,722 --> 01:37:28,626 * if it's real * you're welcome. 1366 01:37:30,094 --> 01:37:34,198 * when somebody needs you * 1367 01:37:34,198 --> 01:37:38,770 * it's no good unless they need you * remember that promise? 1368 01:37:38,770 --> 01:37:40,572 I do. 1369 01:37:40,572 --> 01:37:43,040 * all the way * promise me when you're gone, 1370 01:37:43,040 --> 01:37:46,744 you'll send a message so I know you're okay. 1371 01:37:46,744 --> 01:37:50,047 * through the good and lean years * 1372 01:37:50,047 --> 01:37:52,284 * and for all those * I promise. 1373 01:37:52,284 --> 01:37:56,220 * in-between years * 1374 01:37:56,220 --> 01:38:01,192 if you promise me your father won't touch anything. * come what may * 1375 01:38:03,227 --> 01:38:06,964 * who knows * 1376 01:38:06,964 --> 01:38:10,001 * where the road will lead us * 1377 01:38:10,001 --> 01:38:12,270 mrs. Benson, would you like to dance ? 1378 01:38:12,270 --> 01:38:16,608 * only a fool would say * 1379 01:38:18,510 --> 01:38:21,078 * but if you let me love you * 1380 01:38:21,078 --> 01:38:24,215 * it's for sure I'm gonna love you * 1381 01:38:24,215 --> 01:38:28,286 - sorry. - would you like to dance ? 1382 01:38:28,286 --> 01:38:33,190 * all the way * sure. 1383 01:38:33,190 --> 01:38:35,460 I'm afraid I'm not very good. 1384 01:38:35,460 --> 01:38:41,433 * all the way ** 1385 01:38:44,536 --> 01:38:47,705 - trippy. - yeah. 1386 01:38:49,874 --> 01:38:53,244 what's up with you and the dying guy ? 1387 01:38:53,244 --> 01:38:56,614 I only sleep with unavailable men. 1388 01:39:00,017 --> 01:39:02,954 the guy said, "what's the name of your act ?" 1389 01:39:02,954 --> 01:39:05,423 I said, "the aristocrats." 1390 01:39:08,192 --> 01:39:09,994 look at that. 1391 01:39:09,994 --> 01:39:13,365 you must feel pretty proud of yourself. 1392 01:39:13,365 --> 01:39:19,337 it's just one of those small but enormous things. 1393 01:39:19,337 --> 01:39:22,907 aristocrats. 1394 01:39:22,907 --> 01:39:26,578 wow. fuckin' aristocrats. 1395 01:39:26,578 --> 01:39:28,746 but wait, wait, wait. 1396 01:39:28,746 --> 01:39:31,148 tell that other one about that guy dave. 1397 01:39:44,261 --> 01:39:46,798 absolutely true story. 1398 01:39:48,533 --> 01:39:51,135 - okay, now. 1399 01:39:51,135 --> 01:39:55,339 - dude. 1400 01:39:57,141 --> 01:39:59,977 I'd like to propose a toast. 1401 01:40:03,347 --> 01:40:05,617 to all the special "f" words: 1402 01:40:12,390 --> 01:40:15,793 to friends... 1403 01:40:17,562 --> 01:40:19,631 family... 1404 01:40:22,166 --> 01:40:24,101 fate... 1405 01:40:27,104 --> 01:40:29,373 forgiveness... 1406 01:40:33,411 --> 01:40:35,813 and forever. 1407 01:40:50,327 --> 01:40:52,664 thank you, honey. 1408 01:42:14,378 --> 01:42:17,915 death touched her lips to say good-bye... 1409 01:42:19,917 --> 01:42:23,921 and to always remember the man who touched her first, 1410 01:42:23,921 --> 01:42:27,458 touched her with his heart. 1411 01:42:27,458 --> 01:42:29,226 that is forever hers. 1412 01:42:31,462 --> 01:42:34,566 my first mister. 1413 01:43:39,163 --> 01:43:42,166 a man of few words. 1414 01:43:42,166 --> 01:43:45,536 a life of more questions than answers. 1415 01:43:45,536 --> 01:43:48,305 he awoke in me my heart, 1416 01:43:48,305 --> 01:43:52,376 which beats stronger because of him... 1417 01:43:52,376 --> 01:43:55,613 and all that he has left me. 1418 01:44:01,452 --> 01:44:04,388 I think it's time... 1419 01:44:04,388 --> 01:44:07,925 I got out of the eulogy business. 1420 01:44:20,938 --> 01:44:24,375 * somewhere * 1421 01:44:24,375 --> 01:44:26,477 * beyond the sea * 1422 01:44:26,477 --> 01:44:31,482 * she's there watching for me * 1423 01:44:31,482 --> 01:44:36,688 * if I could fly like birds on high * 1424 01:44:36,688 --> 01:44:39,857 * then straight to her arms * 1425 01:44:39,857 --> 01:44:42,860 * I'd go sailing * 1426 01:44:42,860 --> 01:44:46,397 * it's far * 1427 01:44:46,397 --> 01:44:48,700 * beyond the stars * 1428 01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:52,269 * it's nearly on the moon * 1429 01:44:53,437 --> 01:44:57,875 * yes, never again * 1430 01:44:57,875 --> 01:45:03,180 * I'd go * 1431 01:45:06,450 --> 01:45:09,687 * sailing **