1 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,440 Hi there. 2 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:58,520 I came to speak with the director about a crypto investment. 3 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:04,000 - I already told you, he won't see you. - Sorry. What are you talking about? 4 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,720 I mean, nice new wig, but you wore those sunglasses yesterday. 5 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,240 Listen, you pain in the ass. 6 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,440 Put the phone down, and tell that punk I'm here. 7 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,520 Drop the phone! 8 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,120 What are you doing?! 9 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,680 You, thief! 10 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,320 Get back here! Don't run! 11 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,760 Give me back my guitar! 12 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,560 What guitar? 13 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,120 How can you be such a lying fraud? 14 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,040 Give me back my guitar! 15 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,600 Give it back, or I'll kick this door down! 16 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,360 - Stop! - Yes, Officer. A crazy old lady. 17 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,040 On the phone again? 18 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,720 - Now she's threatening me! - I'm not! 19 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,000 Get over here, now! 20 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,400 Didn't anyone teach you to respect your elders? 21 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,640 "Crazy old lady"? I'll slap you silly. 22 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,600 You little punk! We'll settle this later! 23 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,480 You call yourself a man? 24 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,160 Move it! 25 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,720 MY AMAZING GRANDMA 26 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,880 All done! 27 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,560 Morning. 28 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,720 Did you finish the report due tomorrow? 29 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,000 Not yet. 30 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,560 You could finish it yourself and make yourself useful. 31 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,320 Hey, you know why I couldn't help. 32 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,480 My dad fell and broke his hip. 33 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,280 Víctor, you used that excuse last month. 34 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:39,520 - Okay, want the real reason? - You're wearing yesterday's clothes. 35 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:44,240 Carmen dumped me, and I'm majorly depressed. 36 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,320 Want the real reason? 37 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,960 You went to that bachelor party. 38 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,080 What you are is majorly hungover. 39 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,120 We've got a department meeting. 40 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,920 - I can't make it. - Race you! 41 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,080 I'll miss my daughter's school play. 42 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,560 Hey, I've got the play! 43 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:13,400 All right. As you know, the new CEO's coming soon, 44 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,040 and we need to prepare a report on the department. 45 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:22,120 So this meeting is to decide when we're meeting to work on the report. 46 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,240 - Tomorrow at ten? - I've got a dentist appointment. 47 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,880 - Eleven, then. - I'll be on vacation. 48 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,600 - The day after, without you. - Can't. Card tournament. 49 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,720 All right. Let's take it easy. 50 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,800 Now, then… who's up for a smoke break? 51 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,280 - Smoke break! - Me! 52 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,200 All right. I don't smoke, but… 53 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,240 No, smoke in here. 54 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,280 You okay? 55 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,480 Never better. 56 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,800 I'll make it. 57 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,360 - Your shoe! - Leave it in my office! 58 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,760 Shit! 59 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,600 Taxi! 60 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,560 Stop! 61 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,040 - Hi. - Good afternoon. Where to? 62 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,040 Get me to García Lorca School 63 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,880 in five minutes, and I'll give you 50 bucks. 64 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:34,600 Well, actually… 33. 65 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,560 - Thirty-five. - That's all I've got. 66 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:44,320 Fine by me. Get your cash ready. You've got the fastest cab driver in town. 67 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,480 Thank you! 68 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,200 Jesus! What the hell are you doing?! 69 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,000 Didn't you see the sign, idiot?! 70 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,920 Are you blind?! 71 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,000 Alexia! 72 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,080 I'm sorry. 73 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,600 Hey, what do you want to do on vacation, Álex? 74 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,680 Anything you want, we'll do it. Promise. 75 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,280 Let's go on a trip with Grandma. 76 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,520 With Grandma? You, me, and Grandma? 77 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,880 We've never gone on a trip together. 78 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,320 Wouldn't you rather hit the beach? 79 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,600 Nice hotel, poolside, just you and me, relaxing? 80 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,280 - No, I want Grandma. - Maybe a theme park, you and me? 81 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,200 - I want Grandma. - What if you and me go to Disneyland? 82 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,200 - I want Grandma. - I'll buy you a phone. 83 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,640 - I want Grandma! - Fine, you win. We'll take Grandma. 84 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,040 Hooray! I'll call her. 85 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,600 {\an8}FAMILY ON BOARD 86 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,800 Hey there, munchkin! 87 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,000 Check out what I did to the RV! 88 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,000 - Cool. - Real subtle. 89 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,280 {\an8}Wait till you see what I brought. 90 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,640 {\an8}HOLY MOTHER 91 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,400 {\an8}One for each of us. 92 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,040 I'm in a hurry, okay? 93 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,480 Wait. Let's get a picture. It'll take a second. 94 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,600 Take a shirt. 95 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,120 Okay, smile. 96 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,480 {\an8}Would it kill you to smile, honey? What a killjoy. 97 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:04,960 It's like you don't want to go with us. 98 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,600 I still have to ask for time off work. 99 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,240 Well, goodbye, vacation. We can forget about it. 100 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,320 I know, right? 101 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,800 Hey, why's that? What do you mean? 102 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,160 Your boss is gonna say things are busy at work 103 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,120 and you can't take vacation. 104 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,320 Well, if work's busy, it makes sense that... 105 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:30,640 Do you realize they walk all over you, and you still defend them? 106 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,360 - You're the only one who thinks that. - Oh, really? 107 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:41,000 Every summer when they're all on vacation, you're stuck at the office like a sucker. 108 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,680 And they never invite you to the Christmas party. 109 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,280 Plus, they turned your office into a janitor's closet. 110 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,880 - Want me to keep going? - No, that's enough. 111 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,280 And what's with the shoe? 112 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,480 Nothing. What do you want me to do? 113 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,320 Quit? Are you gonna pay my salary every month? 114 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,160 Here we go again. 115 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,880 Money isn't everything. 116 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,400 Whatever, Mom, I'm running late. 117 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,080 Alexia's food is in her backpack. 118 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,400 Fruit and a turkey sandwich on sourdough. 119 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,880 No junk food. Got it? 120 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,560 - Got it. - Promise? 121 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,040 Pinky promise! 122 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,200 Remember I used to have a rock band? 123 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,840 Yeah. The Troublemakers. 124 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,520 No "the." Just "Troublemakerz," with a Z. 125 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,240 He was the bassist. 126 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:41,600 We opened for Bruce Springsteen once. 127 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:46,360 After the show, Bruce came back to my dressing room. 128 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,760 We got to talking, knocked back a few beers… 129 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,920 One thing led to another… It was bound to happen. 130 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,040 What was bound to happen? 131 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,200 I'll tell you about it some other time. Anyway… 132 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:06,680 After all that, he gave me the guitar he'd used at the concert, 133 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,880 signed and everything. 134 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,440 But when I went back to the dressing room, it was gone. 135 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:12,640 You got robbed? 136 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,400 That's what I thought. There were lots of lowlifes around. 137 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,120 Then a few days ago, I found out this guy took it. 138 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:26,240 This dude won't know what hit him. 139 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,520 Wait here. 140 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,760 - Excuse me, ma'am. May I help you? - No. 141 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,720 Do you have a reservation? 142 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,920 No, I just came to grab a bite. 143 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Sorry, ma'am, but that outfit's not really appropriate. 144 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,400 - What's wrong with my outfit? - Nothing. 145 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,840 Try a fast-food joint. They'd be thrilled to serve you. 146 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,840 What's in here? 147 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,040 What's this? 148 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:12,120 That? For getting rid of my wrinkles. 149 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,760 Doesn't look like you use it much. 150 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,320 More than I'd like. What do you think of this? 151 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,040 Ugh. Typical. 152 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,400 Black. You can never go wrong with black. 153 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,240 You know what? We're going shopping. Come on. 154 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,160 Excuse me. I'd like to try on this dress. 155 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,160 You do know it's Versace. 156 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,160 Obviously. I already own it in three other colors. 157 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,800 Here, buy yourself an ice cream while I try these on. 158 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:53,920 Okay! 159 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,640 - Everyone out. - What's going on? 160 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,680 Somebody's still in the fitting room. 161 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,120 How's the ice cream? 162 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,480 - Good. - Let's go. 163 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,760 Thanks. 164 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,640 Care for a glass of champagne? 165 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:43,880 No champagne. It gives me heartburn. Bring me a beer. 166 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,040 All right. 167 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,720 Make it a pint. 168 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,640 Well, if it isn't the guitar thief. 169 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,000 What are you doing here? 170 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,520 Cut the crap. I came here for one thing. 171 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,960 Here's the deal. 172 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:18,640 Either you give me the guitar, or I'll smash this over your head. 173 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,160 What guitar are you talking about? 174 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,080 Don't play dumb with me, Gregory. You know how I get. 175 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,360 - I'll crack your skull open. - Security! 176 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,640 - What security? - That's the woman who stole the dress! 177 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,120 What…? 178 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:38,640 - Dress? What are you talking about? - Ma'am, is that dress yours? 179 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,000 Of course. I bought it for my sister-in-law's wedding. 180 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,000 Please. It's still got the security tag on it. 181 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,200 Where? 182 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,440 Oh, right. 183 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,800 Yeah, you heard me. I'm taking a vacation. 184 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,120 No, Guillermo. 185 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,960 Don't give me that nonsense about the extra workload. 186 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,400 I'm taking vacation, period. 187 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,080 That's right, Daniela. 188 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,040 Therapist's orders. 189 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,960 With authority. I'm taking vacation, period. 190 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,480 The new CEO's here. 191 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,320 He's got a nice ass. 192 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,960 He's got a nice ass? So what? 193 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,920 Period. 194 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,760 FUTURA SOLUTIONS 195 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,320 Okay, looks like everybody's here. Let's get started. 196 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,920 Sorry to interrupt. 197 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,920 But maybe we should give the boss a round of applause first, huh? 198 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,840 All right. Thank you. 199 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,920 I know what some of you are thinking. 200 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,280 "This guy only got the job because he's the owner's son." 201 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,120 Not at all, boss. No… 202 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,240 But you're wrong. 203 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,720 I'm here because, besides being a DJ and a visual artist, 204 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,160 I studied Leadership and Human Resources Development 205 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,000 at Missouri Northwest Academy… South. 206 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,720 And I guarantee that in less than a year, 207 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,480 I'll turn this company into the number one data management firm. 208 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,800 No. 209 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,040 No, we don't actually do that. 210 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,440 We advise companies, 211 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,600 using predictive algorithms based on machine learning. 212 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,080 Whatever. 213 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,840 We sell something, and people need to buy it. 214 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,360 - No. - Yes. 215 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,280 - No. - Yes. 216 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:44,880 Yes. 217 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,360 That's it. 218 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,360 This can't happen. 219 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,240 I can't do this alone. We've gotta do it together. 220 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,760 Come on! 221 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,040 We're gonna be number one! 222 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,280 We're gonna be number one! 223 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,640 Everybody, now! 224 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,600 We're gonna be number one! 225 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:07,320 We're gonna be number one! 226 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:12,600 Just what I feared, an unmotivated team. 227 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,320 No worries. 228 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,360 I planned for this. 229 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,440 Tomorrow we're heading to the countryside 230 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,080 for a team-building retreat! 231 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,040 Arturo, school vacation starts today. 232 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,560 Some of us don't have anyone to watch our kids. 233 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:37,600 Even better. Bring your kids, pets, whatever. 234 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,400 I'm all about "work-family balance." 235 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,520 A round of applause for the new boss! 236 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,880 Congratulations. Welcome. 237 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,720 Yeah? 238 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,920 Yeah, it's me. 239 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,960 What?! 240 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,720 POLICE STATION 241 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,240 I should get going. I've got Pilates. Bye, munchkin. 242 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,920 Hold on, Mom. 243 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,560 We need to talk. 244 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,760 Fight fast. I'm hungry. 245 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,240 Okay, sweetie. 246 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,560 Mom, shoplifting, threats, attempted assault. 247 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,320 What's next, drug trafficking? 248 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,080 Oh please, don't be dramatic. 249 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,520 Besides, I was gonna return the dress. 250 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,480 My boobs barely fit in it. 251 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,880 Hey, it's not funny. Don't laugh. It's not funny. 252 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,440 Mom, committing crimes in front of your granddaughter? 253 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,400 Committing crimes? Come on. 254 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,520 All right, this little arrangement is over. 255 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,360 From now on you only see Alexia when I'm around. 256 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,240 Yeah? What are you gonna do with her this summer? 257 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,360 I'll hire a babysitter. 258 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,600 That's nice. 259 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,960 Also, we can't take that trip together anymore. 260 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,040 What?! 261 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,160 They said you're not getting vacation again? 262 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,680 - No, because I never even asked. - Unbelievable. 263 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,640 I've gotta go on a team-building retreat for work. 264 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,720 But you can come with me, sweetheart. 265 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,960 There'll be other kids, animals, and activities… 266 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,080 I'm sick of this! 267 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,480 You're always promising stuff that turns out to be lies! 268 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,640 Look what you've done. 269 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,320 Seriously, just when it seems impossible, 270 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:30,160 you somehow always manage to screw everything up. 271 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,720 Me?! 272 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,840 Wait! 273 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,760 Wait! 274 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,120 Hey, guys. 275 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,880 Oof, bad vibes, Toñi. 276 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,560 No bad vibes. 277 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,760 My daughter isn't coming on vacation. 278 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,760 What a drag. 279 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,560 This will cheer you up. 280 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,160 {\an8}What do you think? 281 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,240 Troublemakerz. 282 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,600 {\an8}From 1976. 283 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,840 No way! 284 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,520 {\an8}I found it at a flea market. Cool, huh? 285 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,880 {\an8}- Yeah, except for this guy. - What are you doing? 286 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,240 - That cost me 30 bucks. - Whatever. He shouldn't be there. 287 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,680 Welcome. How are you? Let's get settled. 288 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,600 Hi. So, how many are we missing? 289 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,720 Okay. Let's get started. Welcome. 290 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,280 I'm Sandra, the manager. 291 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,280 First off, thanks for choosing us. 292 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,800 It's our first time hosting a team-building retreat for programmers... 293 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,640 No, we're not the computer programmers. 294 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,520 We advise companies, using predictive algorithms based on... 295 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,800 Whatever. Point is, while the grown-ups are busy working, 296 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:55,160 the kids will be with Carlos, who's gonna teach them all about nature. 297 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,240 Huh? 298 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,560 So once you've dropped off your bags, I'll give you a tour. 299 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:09,520 Sandra, quick question. What do you mean, I'm watching the kids? 300 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:13,360 - I'm the grounds caretaker. That's it. - Exactly. 301 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,960 Take care of the kids and keep them out of trouble. That's it. 302 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,080 For God's sake… 303 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,440 - Okay, enough. Stop. - Quiet. 304 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,800 Did you pack your eye drops? Inhaler? Antihistamines? 305 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,080 Bug spray? And… 306 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,000 - Corticosteroids. - Very good. 307 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,240 Okay, bye. 308 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,200 Wouldn't you like to stop pretending to be a cat? 309 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,320 Then you could talk to your friends. 310 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,120 Okay, whatever you want, honey. 311 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,160 Can I at least take your phone so... 312 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,880 Fine, keep the phone. Have fun. 313 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,520 - If there's ice cream, can I have some? - Absolutely not. 314 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:03,280 That stuff has milk, and we cannot support the abuse and imprisonment of cows, okay? 315 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,120 All right, don't get worked up. 316 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,160 - Here. Get going. - Bye. 317 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,840 Well, this place looks awesome, huh? 318 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,440 You're gonna have a great time. And there's a girl dressed like a cat. 319 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,520 Give me a kiss, sweetie. Go on. 320 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,200 Listen up, rugrats. 321 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,960 This is where you're sleeping, got it? 322 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,680 Tomorrow morning, everybody's getting up at five sharp. 323 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,080 Five?! 324 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:40,160 Kids between six and 12 need at least nine hours of sleep. 325 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,560 It's not my fault nobody wants to deal with you. 326 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:47,080 So while you're with me, you do exactly what I do every day. 327 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,800 Got it? All right. Here's the schedule. 328 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,040 Breakfast at 5:30. 329 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,080 Then feeding the animals because they deserve breakfast too. 330 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,240 After that, pulling weeds. 331 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,080 Egg and milk collection. 332 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,880 Clean the stable, lunch, then a nap. 333 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,080 How long? Twenty minutes. Not one second more. All right? 334 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,400 Then fruit and vegetables, stable cleaning again, very important. 335 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,240 Then watering, pruning, and planting. 336 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,240 Then a light dinner and bed. 337 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,480 Is that clear? Any questions? 338 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,280 Here we go again. Go ahead. 339 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,800 When do we get to play? 340 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:30,320 Play is essential for our learning and emotional development. 341 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,440 Oh, yeah? Okay, see you tomorrow. 342 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,480 Go on. For God's sake… 343 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,240 Get going. 344 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,640 I'm Gustavo. 345 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,840 I'm Alexia. What happened to your face? 346 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,000 I'm allergic to sunlight. This is Sara. 347 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,120 She thinks she's a cat. 348 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,560 And this is Julio. 349 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,520 Poor kid's narcoleptic. 350 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,520 What's that? 351 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,760 It means he just randomly falls asleep. 352 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,600 I swear, I don't know how she can do that to the kid. 353 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,360 - Should I rip it off? - Go for it. 354 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,480 Jeez, that hurts! 355 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,000 I seriously don't know how you talked me into this. 356 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,640 It's your fault. It's like a jungle down there. 357 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,480 Hey, no fuzz, no fun. 358 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,800 Fun? Let's get the other side. 359 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:26,400 First, she says we're going on vacation. Then she cancels. 360 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,080 Then she drags the kid along to this company thing. 361 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,560 What's a little girl supposed to do with those corporate zombies? 362 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,200 Seriously, she drives me nuts. 363 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,640 You know what? 364 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,880 If she wants to screw up her own life, fine. 365 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,240 But she's not screwing up the kid's too. 366 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,240 Hey! Where are you going with that still on? 367 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,240 Oh, right. 368 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,560 Ow, for God's sake! You can make a wig with that. 369 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,040 But… 370 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,280 Good morning! 371 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:07,200 Does this bread have sesame, soy, celery, mustard, nuts, or sulfites? 372 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,360 I'm allergic. 373 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,600 I'm vegan. No milk, butter, or eggs for me. 374 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,200 You kids are a bunch of weirdos. 375 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,240 Breakfast is over. Everybody get to work. 376 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,000 Come on, get moving. 377 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,560 Come on. 378 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:53,040 How are you doing? How's the "work-family" balance? 379 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,040 Great. 380 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,720 First off, I want to remind everyone our goal is to leave here 381 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,280 as a stronger, more united team. 382 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,080 Let's go, team! 383 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,640 Because out there, 384 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,400 there are hundreds of companies also doing… 385 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,760 exactly what we do. 386 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,880 And they all want to watch us crash and burn. 387 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,040 But we won't let that happen. 388 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,760 When I studied Leadership and Human Resources Development 389 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,960 at Northwest Academy of Missouri… South, 390 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:33,200 I learned that behind every success story are brave people. 391 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,040 - And we're gonna be the bravest. - Yeah. 392 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,840 So, who wants to be the first 393 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,760 to jump from up there? 394 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,600 From there? That's kinda high, isn't it? 395 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,800 - I'm afraid of heights. - I'm pregnant. 396 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,160 I'm a Jehovah's Witness. 397 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,400 So? 398 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,120 We can't participate in dangerous activities. 399 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,560 You sure? 400 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,080 Believe me, I wish we could. 401 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,680 God, you're all such cowards. 402 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,040 Fine. I'll pick someone myself. 403 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,880 You! 404 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,560 But… I… 405 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,560 No "buts." Get up there. 406 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,720 Ready, Gonzalo? 407 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,600 Guillermo… I think I'm gonna be sick. 408 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,560 Come on, Guillermo! 409 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,920 I think I've got this pain in my chest… 410 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,240 Excuses! 411 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,560 On three. One, two, three. 412 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,120 No! 413 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,000 - You jumping or not? - I've got a pacemaker. 414 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,480 I don't think I can! 415 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,960 Oh my God. 416 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,920 A heart attack. 417 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,840 The team-building retreat's off to a great start. 418 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,280 Great? No. 419 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,880 This is fantastic. 420 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:19,120 The head of administration position just opened up. 421 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,440 What are you doing here? 422 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,320 I came to get Alexia. 423 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,680 If you don't want to come on vacation with us, then don't. 424 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,960 But we're going. 425 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:47,160 Mom, two things. 426 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,760 One, you're not going anywhere with her without me. 427 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,080 Two, it's not that I don't want to come. I just literally can't. 428 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,160 Yeah. All you think about is work. 429 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,000 It's not about work, Mom. 430 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,640 I told you you can't be alone with her. 431 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,440 You want her to spend vacation bored out of her mind? 432 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:11,480 Compared to shoplifting designer dresses with her grandma? Yeah, maybe. 433 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,680 Thanks for coming. You can go now. 434 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,760 - Hi, munchkin! - Hi, Grandma! 435 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,240 This is my grandma! 436 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,120 What are you doing here? 437 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,720 I came to stay with you. 438 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,400 You having fun here? 439 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,400 How nice. 440 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,360 Look at you lounging around while the kids do your work. 441 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,400 Excuse me, who are you? 442 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,400 I came to shut down this child labor camp. 443 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,720 This isn't a labor camp. I'm the caretaker. 444 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,240 What do you take care of? 445 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,640 Making sure they're bored? 446 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,520 Where did you learn to become a caretaker? 447 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,760 The same place where you learned manners. 448 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,400 Wow, this hillbilly's hilarious. 449 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,720 Let's clear something up. Are you with that computer company? 450 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,360 Nope. 451 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,600 Then you can go back where you came from. 452 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,560 - What if I don't? - Then I call the cops. 453 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,360 We can talk later when the kids aren't around. 454 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,520 Anytime you want, lady. Now, beat it. 455 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,560 Come on, kids, move it. 456 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,840 Come on. Let's go. For God's sake… 457 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920 Munchkin! I'll come get you tonight. 458 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,400 Let's go pick up rocks! 459 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,800 Have a good night, sir. 460 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:10,440 I tell him, "Is that a bitcoin, or are you just happy to see me?" 461 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,520 Best joke ever! 462 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,680 Good night. 463 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,720 You! 464 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,960 It's me, Daniela. 465 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,120 How can you be such a pathetic little suck-up? 466 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,480 Is this your big plan to get Guillermo's job? 467 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,440 Getting wasted with the boss? 468 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,080 No, you've got it all wrong. 469 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,200 You… 470 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,200 You run your mouth, but you're clueless. 471 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:49,080 I'm also getting him two tickets to the Champions League final. 472 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,240 Beat that. 473 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,320 Víctor, just so you know, I won't stand for it. 474 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,120 You know damn well that position is mine. 475 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,520 - Yours? - Yeah. 476 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,600 Says who? 477 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,800 - Me! - Because I didn't. 478 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,160 - Me! - You? 479 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:11,560 I've worked in that office eight years, twice as long as anybody else. 480 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,120 Wow! 481 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,160 Incredible. 482 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,560 When Netflix makes a show about your life, let me know. 483 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,520 - I'll totally watch it. - Hands off! 484 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,880 What's up, Arturo? 485 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,280 Yeah, I can't sleep either. 486 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,840 Of course I'll have one last drink. 487 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,320 Sure. Be right there. 488 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,680 What's your therapist tell you, huh? 489 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,400 What does Alicia say? 490 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,840 "You're amazing, sweetie." 491 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:50,480 "That job is yours. You're fabulous!" 492 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,800 See you tomorrow. 493 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,040 What is it? 494 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,120 I thought we agreed you were leaving. 495 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,920 You said that. I didn't agree to anything. 496 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,920 Come on. The night's young. Sit down. 497 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,520 What's this? 498 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,440 A buddy of mine brings me this from Poland. 499 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,840 Drink up. 500 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,560 Some friends you have. 501 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,400 From Kraków. 502 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,200 Mom, it burns. 503 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,200 You've always been such a delicate flower. Jeez. 504 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,720 Here. 505 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,440 That's better. 506 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,720 I've got a little surprise for you. 507 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,720 What did you do? 508 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,560 What do you mean? Lift the cloth. 509 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,120 Cookies? 510 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,920 Yeah, but not just any cookies. Careful, now. 511 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,640 What'd you put in them? 512 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,080 What do you think? They're Grandma's special recipe. 513 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,240 Try one. 514 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,920 These are good. 515 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,920 Remember when your friends went swimming in the river in the summer, 516 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,040 and you stayed behind with Grandma, making dessert? 517 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,400 The village weirdo. 518 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,200 You even invented your own pastries. What were they called? 519 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:50,760 - I don't remember. - Oh, yes you do, liar. 520 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,720 Danielitas. 521 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,600 That's right, Danielitas. 522 00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,760 Full of cream, chocolate, and that little yellow thing on top. 523 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,680 Mom, they were gross. 524 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,640 I loved them. 525 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:09,800 You've always had a gift for making desserts. 526 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,680 Why bring this up now? 527 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,800 Just making conversation. 528 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,040 We know each other too well for that. 529 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:29,040 So you'll remember when you used to be excited to do things. 530 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,600 Are we talking about my job now? 531 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,120 If you bring it up, what am I supposed to do? 532 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,160 I'm going to bed. 533 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,120 Don't you see your daughter misses you? 534 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,640 Of course I see it. 535 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,480 Of course I do. What about you? 536 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,800 You know, when you spent entire summers on tour and left me alone with Grandma? 537 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,320 - You don't remember that? - Of course I do. 538 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,360 Every single day. And you think I don't regret it? 539 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,520 That's exactly why I'm saying this. 540 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,520 Kids grow up fast. 541 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,520 - I'm leaving. - Leaving? 542 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,600 Yep. 543 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,960 If I ask you to leave tomorrow, you're not gonna listen, are you? 544 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,960 - Exactamundo. - At least don't make trouble. 545 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,560 I'm taking the beer. 546 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,200 Kids, let's go. 547 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,560 Come on. Let's go. 548 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,200 What's this? 549 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,200 You guys like board games? 550 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,200 Yeah. 551 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:43,160 Tonight we're playing a super fun one. Sit down. 552 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,960 - Know what this is? - No. 553 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,560 A Ouija board. 554 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,840 Know what it's for? 555 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,080 No. 556 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,600 To talk to ghosts. 557 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,360 Can we play Parcheesi instead? 558 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,440 I don't think this game is really age-appropriate. 559 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,240 Don't be such a wuss. Let's start. 560 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,880 Okay. I'll explain. 561 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:21,640 So apparently, before this place was a farm, it used to be a cemetery. 562 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,440 And even now, at night, 563 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,000 you can still see the ghosts wandering around. 564 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,160 Tonight we're gonna try making contact with one. 565 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:40,280 Everybody put a finger on this little piece here. 566 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,240 Come on, Gustavo. 567 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,400 Come on. Let's begin. 568 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,560 Is anyone there? 569 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,600 Yeah. 570 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,800 What's your name? 571 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,400 The ghost's name is Clara. 572 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,400 Want to ask her something? 573 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,040 Clara, does María Pulido from class 4C like me? 574 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,080 - Yes. - All right! 575 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,280 Your turn. 576 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,280 All right, Clara. 577 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,240 Are you a good ghost… or a bad one? 578 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,320 I think you made her mad. 579 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,720 What did I do?! 580 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,320 What's that?! 581 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,520 Grandma, where are you?! 582 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,760 I am Clara's ghost! 583 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,880 What's wrong? 584 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,960 A wild boar! 585 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,520 Stay still. Stay close to me. It's okay. 586 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,520 On three, we run out the back door. Okay? 587 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,040 Stay calm. 588 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,520 One! 589 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,000 Two! 590 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,840 What happened? 591 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,200 He's narcoleptic. 592 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,440 That's just great. 593 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,480 Stay still. Get out! 594 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,440 I think you're making it angry. 595 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,960 What the hell? Hey! 596 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,120 Get going! 597 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,320 For God's sake… 598 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,400 The kids are so wound up, they probably won't sleep for a week. 599 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,920 What were you thinking, taking them out at night? 600 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,880 You clearly wouldn't do it, and I wanted them to have fun. 601 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,520 Yeah, they had a great time. 602 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,880 Especially the one who had a panic attack. 603 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,080 Why are you such a stiff? 604 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,080 You don't like kids, or what? 605 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,760 Nope. I don't like them. 606 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,640 Then why'd you take this job? 607 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,720 I didn't pick this job, lady. I'm the caretaker. 608 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,800 It's bad enough dealing with them all day without a nag on top of it. 609 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,080 Nag? Excuse me? Show a little respect. 610 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,080 Not my fault you're such a miserable grump. 611 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,480 It's not my fault you're so crass. 612 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,360 - And you're a jerk. - You're a joke. 613 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,040 - You're stupid. - Sometimes, yeah. 614 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,280 That's right! 615 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,040 Mom. 616 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,520 - Hello. - Morning. 617 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,240 Can you tell me… 618 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,160 You mind explaining 619 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:29,320 why my daughter almost got eaten by a wild boar last night? 620 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,080 Oh please, "eaten"? Listen to you. 621 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,720 It was just a scare. 622 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,440 A scare? 623 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,040 Mom, the one thing I asked you was not to pull any stunts. 624 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,760 But you always have to do whatever you feel like. 625 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,320 Okay, take a chill pill. 626 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,040 None of this would've happened 627 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,320 if the three of us had just gone on vacation. 628 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,680 So now this is my fault? The boar attack was my fault too? 629 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,640 - I mean… - You're unbelievable, Mom. 630 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:02,360 Seriously unbelievable. You know I'm only stuck here because of work. 631 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,960 But, hey, it could be worse. Maybe I'll finally get a promotion. 632 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,680 Great. More money for shrinks and anxiety meds. 633 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,240 God, you never quit. 634 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,880 As Elon Musk once said to me, 635 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,680 a product is only as good as the people who make it. 636 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,360 That's why we need teamwork! 637 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,560 What does that mean? 638 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,080 It means you don't speak English, 639 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:37,880 and this company's about to go through a major staff reduction. 640 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,800 As I was saying, we'll do an exercise to promote teamwork! 641 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,760 Each department will design a brand-new company logo. 642 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,760 You've got one hour. 643 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:02,640 Okay, I say we split into pairs. 644 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:08,040 You two look up logos from companies in our sector. 645 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,600 You two find the design software we'll use. 646 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,800 We'll research the logos with the biggest market impact 647 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,160 over the last six months. 648 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,240 Nice job, Daniela. 649 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:22,320 I say we grab a beer because it's hot as balls out here. 650 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,800 - Who's in? - Me. 651 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,440 Víctor, we only have an hour. 652 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,160 It'll take five minutes, tops. They're giving us a break. Come on. 653 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,560 - No. - Come on. 654 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,560 - Let's go. - No way, man. 655 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,240 Your loss. 656 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,480 A round of beer for everyone! 657 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,440 Cheers! 658 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,320 Cheers! 659 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:54,520 No way, Toñi. No field trip, no nothing. You can't take those kids off this farm. 660 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,760 - You said you hated kids. - But they're my responsibility. 661 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,240 No one will find out. 662 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,600 Are you out of your mind? 663 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,200 I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much. 664 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,240 - How can you be such an airhead? - And you, such a coward? 665 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,400 You're such a… 666 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,960 - Come on. I'll bring 'em back by seven. - Don't be late. 667 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,000 All right, kids, road trip! 668 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,720 Aren't there seat belts? 669 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,800 There were, but they snapped off. 670 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,280 You can't legally drive without seat belts. 671 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,320 Relax, this rust bucket barely hits 40. 672 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,800 A collision at that speed is the same as a third-floor fall. 673 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,480 Relax, we're not gonna crash. 674 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,800 You sure? 675 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,560 Absolutely. 676 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,280 But what if we crash? 677 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,080 God, give me strength. 678 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,280 There. 679 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,400 All set. Happy now? 680 00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,560 Still don't trust me? 681 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,880 Look at this. 682 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,520 See? Safe as can be. 683 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,400 That was awesome! Again, Grandma! 684 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:13,520 Let's go. 685 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,480 My turn! 686 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,640 So? 687 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,320 How's it coming along, Daniela? 688 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,200 Hey, that looks great. 689 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,560 Hear me out. How about we add a little red? 690 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,480 How about you get lost? 691 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,480 - Us. - Me! 692 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,000 This is our logo. 693 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:47,280 I tried to focus on simplicity. 694 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,840 - "I"? - I mean… 695 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,440 "We tried," Daniela. 696 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,920 This is a collaborative exercise. 697 00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,360 Exactly. 698 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,160 Excellent work. 699 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,280 - This is so cool, Grandma! - I know, right? 700 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,880 Check out the look on that guy's face. 701 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Honk at him! 702 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,440 What's wrong? 703 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,120 We're breaking half the traffic laws right now. 704 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:55,240 You know the three rules every kid should live by? 705 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,480 No. 706 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,640 Have fun, play, and enjoy yourself. 707 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:03,520 Yeah, except the stuff you suggest is either illegal or dangerous. 708 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,920 Fine, we'll play chess, then. 709 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,360 Mr. By the Book over here, want to drive? 710 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Pretty cool, right? 711 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,520 I'm gonna overtake that car. 712 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,520 No, don't pass him! 713 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,920 I love driving! 714 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,600 Can we go to the bathroom? 715 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,880 Yeah, I gotta pay for gas anyway. 716 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,840 Kids, come here. 717 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:17,680 Look, having fun's great and all, 718 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:23,000 but I also wanna teach you useful life skills. 719 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,320 For example… anybody know what a dine-and-dash is? 720 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,720 - No. - No. 721 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,040 First step, we distract the clerk. 722 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,880 Then we tell him there's a problem. 723 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,800 Sir! 724 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,320 Water's flooding out of the restroom. 725 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,680 Shit! 726 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,920 - And step three… we run for our lives. - Let's go. 727 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,400 Mine! 728 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,040 It won't start! Help! 729 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,200 He's coming! 730 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,640 Grab the bug spray! Hurry! 731 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,840 We're off! 732 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:46,200 A team cannot function without the three Cs. 733 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,560 Collaboration, cohesion, and… 734 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,760 What else? 735 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,040 I don't remember the third one. But those two are the important ones. 736 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,480 Time for today's exercise. 737 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:02,640 Split up by departments and hop onto one of those things. 738 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:06,640 You'll race to the finish line and then come back. 739 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,760 And remember… 740 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,440 - What'd he say? - No idea. 741 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,120 He said we've gotta crush them! 742 00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,280 Come on. Let's do this! 743 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:10,240 - Víctor, you can't do that! - Shut up and keep going! 744 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:17,800 Come on! 745 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,200 Up! 746 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:25,320 - Víctor! Jaime fell off! - Less weight! Let's take the shortcut! 747 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,440 No, he fell off! 748 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,560 - Come on! They're beating us! - We can't do that! 749 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,920 - Shortcut! This way! - No! 750 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,040 - That's cheating! - We're gonna win! 751 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,120 - The flag! Come on! - No! 752 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,440 - Finish line's right there! - No! 753 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,960 What happened? 754 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,520 She went rogue. 755 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,120 What? This was your fault. 756 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,160 He turned around before we hit the finish line. 757 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,640 That's a lie! 758 00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:00,080 She completely destabilized the team dynamic. 759 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,720 We couldn't move forward. Is that right, team? 760 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,840 Yeah, and she knocked me off! 761 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,280 - Exactly, she knocked him off! - Wow. This is unbelievable. 762 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,600 - What's clear, Patricia... - It's Daniela. 763 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,520 …is that you have no idea what we're trying to do here. 764 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,760 No idea. 765 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:41,520 I'm done listening to all your nonsense 766 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:48,600 You're wasting your time While I live my life 767 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:55,120 You're exhausting And you still don't get it 768 00:52:55,200 --> 00:53:01,280 You're acting like an idiot But my life's mine 769 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,160 I live how I want Don't tell me what to do 770 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:07,640 If you don't like it, get lost And I'll do whatever I want 771 00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:10,840 I live how I want Don't tell me what to do 772 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,960 If you don't like it, get lost And I'll do whatever I want 773 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,680 Your song rocks, Grandma! 774 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:26,560 Yeah. Spent two weeks at number one back in '81. 775 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,480 So where are we going now, Grandma? 776 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,720 You kids ever been to a village festival? 777 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,160 - No. - Never. 778 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:36,880 They're the best. We'll go to one happening nearby. 779 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,600 Back with Troublemakerz, we used to go to all of them. 780 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,520 Those were good times. 781 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,400 Just wait till you see the atmosphere. 782 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,400 Where is everybody? 783 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:56,480 Excuse me, sir, where is everyone? 784 00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,360 The bull run. 785 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,280 There's a bull run? Wanna go, kids? 786 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,640 I don't think kids are allowed. 787 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:05,200 - Count me in. - Are the bulls big? 788 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:10,280 Bulls? Lady, we stopped using real animals. 789 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,600 Uh, guys? 790 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,120 That's kinda big. 791 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,520 It's coming! 792 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,600 Run! 793 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,320 Go! Run! 794 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,840 Come on! 795 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,640 Go! 796 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:02,840 Come on, run! 797 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,200 Go! 798 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,960 - All right! - Yes! 799 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,560 Come on, tell me human bowling wasn't amazing. 800 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,440 - That was so cool. - Right? 801 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,800 Aside from the eye thing, I had the best time ever. 802 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,000 See? And look at you, already got your first cast. 803 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,760 Come on, kids. 804 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,320 All right, what do you wanna do now? 805 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,200 We're starving, Grandma. 806 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,680 Yeah, well, Grandma's broke. 807 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,360 Hey, what if we do another dine-and-dash? 808 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,480 Let's not push our luck. I'll think of something. 809 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,920 10TH CROQUETTE CONTEST 810 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,000 All right, you're officially signed up. Good luck! 811 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,600 Thanks! 812 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,960 Free food. Ham croquettes. 813 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,160 I'm vegan. I can't eat meat. 814 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,720 You've never had a chorizo sandwich? 815 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:39,840 Or pizza? 816 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,320 Sausages? 817 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,040 Tofu sausages. 818 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,480 How gross. 819 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,320 Kids should eat everything. You're growing. 820 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,200 My parents won't let me. 821 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,920 Did your folks eat tofu crap when they were kids? 822 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,080 No. 823 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,920 Then try the croquettes. 824 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,840 If you don't like them, I'll find you a zucchini somewhere, okay? 825 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,760 Sit down, quick. 826 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:09,360 Welcome, everyone, to our tenth croquette eating contest. 827 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,680 A round of applause for our contestants. 828 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,680 Remember, first prize is 100 euros. 829 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:24,880 The first person to eat 150 croquettes wins! 830 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:29,720 If nobody finishes, whoever eats the most in one hour takes it! 831 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,720 Bring out the croquettes! 832 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,960 Croquettes! 833 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,560 And the timer starts… now! 834 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,720 Come on! 835 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000 I've gathered you all here 836 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,880 because I'm sensing some tension within this department. 837 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,920 So we're doing another team-building exercise. 838 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,520 Okay. 839 00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:14,120 You're each going to write one adjective describing every coworker. 840 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,480 Then we'll read them aloud. 841 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,120 You have five minutes! 842 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,480 Not sneaking off for a beer this time? 843 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,760 Come on! 844 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,840 One more! 845 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,200 Okay, who's first? 846 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,400 Me. 847 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,960 Adjectives for Víctor. 848 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,600 - Fun. - Team player. 849 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,880 Thanks, guys. 850 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,560 - He brings good vibes in the office. - And he's cute. 851 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,880 I thought it was one adjective. 852 01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,280 Selfish. 853 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,080 Your turn. 854 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,640 - She only thinks about herself. - Kinda lazy. 855 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:19,360 Lazy? I work twice as hard as you every day. It's… 856 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,560 We listen, but we don't judge. 857 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:26,200 Bossy. 858 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,280 Brownnoser. 859 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,760 I wrote "brownnoser." 860 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:30,880 Me? A brownnoser? 861 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,560 Oh, please, sweetie. 862 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:38,960 Ever since you learned Guillermo's out, you've wanted to show off. Am I right? 863 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,920 - Yeah, it's been a little obvious. - Of course. 864 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,920 So I think I'm better than everyone, 865 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,680 I only care about myself, I'm lazy, I'm a brownnoser… 866 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:54,320 And bossy. She said bossy too. Don't leave that out. Bossy. 867 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:03,440 Sorry, can I step away for a sec and process this? 868 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,400 Yeah, sure. 869 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:23,480 No. I'm done. It's over! 870 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,200 It's over! 871 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,920 It's over! 872 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,320 I've had it up to here with all of you. 873 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,920 Eight years, 874 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,280 cleaning up everybody else's mess in this company. 875 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,120 Now I gotta put up with this crap? 876 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:44,160 You spend all day watching porn. It reflects in the office windows. 877 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,120 Jaime, look at me. 878 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:52,000 Every morning you come in stinking of cognac from ten feet away. 879 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,320 Rosa, sweetheart, 880 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,560 you still don't know how to attach a file to an email. 881 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,240 I do it for you every single day. 882 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:06,040 And you, Francis, I've kept my mouth shut, 883 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:10,320 but I've seen you steal at least two laptops from the office. 884 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,200 And, Víctor… 885 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,040 You're a sleazy, 886 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:21,160 shameless mooch, a suck-up, and a slacker, 887 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,680 who spends more time in the café than at his desk. 888 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,920 Patricia, I won't allow this. 889 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,960 It's Daniela! 890 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,080 My name is Daniela! 891 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,040 Daniela! Who even are you? 892 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,560 Some dumb asshole 893 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:45,360 who took one bullshit HR course in English, 894 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,080 and now you look down on us. 895 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,240 You know how to run this company? No. 896 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:54,200 You're a spoiled brat who got this job thanks to Mommy. 897 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,560 And you've already tanked two companies before this one. 898 01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,280 It's all online. 899 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,800 And it's "work-life balance," 900 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,480 not "work-family," and lose the air quotes! 901 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,600 It's really important. 902 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,640 Guess I'm fired, then? 903 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,760 Bien… 904 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,000 Good luck, then. 905 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,080 Oh, and by the way, 906 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:33,840 your "team player" has been banging your wife for six months. 907 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,280 You thought it was just with mine. 908 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,040 Yes! 909 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,120 Nice! 910 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:21,880 Hooray! 911 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,200 Yeah! All right! 912 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,280 Come on! 913 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,640 All right, Julio! 914 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,360 {\an8}Julio! 915 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,760 All right! 916 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,880 Easy, don't shake me too much. I'm stuffed. 917 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,840 Careful! 918 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,680 - Julio! - No! 919 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:48,240 Julio! 920 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,280 Watch out! 921 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,920 Let the kid down. 922 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,160 Julio! 923 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:01,720 Oh dear God. 924 01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:17,440 Gross! 925 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,360 And the kids? 926 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,760 - The kids? I came for Alexia. - They're not here. 927 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,880 They went mushroom picking. 928 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:48,800 And when are they back? 929 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,080 Well, like my dad used to say, 930 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,320 "If you go mushroom foraging, who knows when you're returning?" 931 01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,760 No, I mean, we're leaving. 932 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,240 - The taxi will be here in 30 minutes. - I see. 933 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,000 I'll pack and come back. 934 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,240 - Sure. - Yeah. 935 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,320 All right. 936 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:17,800 You sure there's nothing in that ice cream you're allergic to? 937 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,040 What's life without a little risk? 938 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,800 There you go. Nice one. 939 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,800 Feeling better after the chamomile tea? 940 01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:27,640 Totally. Oh! 941 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,920 Hey there, stud. 942 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,920 She wants to take Alexia? 943 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:43,200 I think I'm gonna puke again! 944 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,640 Great. Just what we needed. 945 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,880 What are you doing? 946 01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:24,280 Where are the kids? 947 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,400 Not back yet. 948 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:29,400 They're not alone, are they? 949 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,320 No, they're with a caretaker. 950 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,000 Fine, let's call him. 951 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:37,080 Yeah, sure, no signal. 952 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,400 I've got signal. 953 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:39,640 No, well… 954 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,360 Let's go find them. 955 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,080 No, better not, sorry. 956 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:49,360 The kids didn't go mushroom picking. Your mom took them on a field trip. 957 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,920 Excuse me? 958 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,480 Your mom took them. 959 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,720 - God damn her. - Fair enough. 960 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,080 We gotta stop, Grandma. 961 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:11,040 Quiet. I'd rather deal with the cops than another lecture from your mom. 962 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,320 Look. Speak of the devil. 963 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,280 Yeah? 964 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,880 Mom, where are you? 965 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:26,800 We're at a park having ice cream. 966 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,360 Mom, what are those screams? 967 01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,600 Bad signal, I can't hear you. 968 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:35,920 Is that a siren? 969 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,360 In the… music of the… 970 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:42,280 Mom, send me your location… Mom… 971 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:46,360 She hung up on me. 972 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,560 Should I get the cops with my spray? 973 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,760 Forget the spray. Hide. 974 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:02,640 Quick, they're coming. 975 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,800 Good afternoon. 976 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:16,480 Hello. Can you help me, officers? I'm completely lost. 977 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,160 Not buying it, huh? 978 01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,800 Have you lost your mind, Mom? 979 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,400 You realize they could charge you with kidnapping? 980 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:30,200 Kidnapping? Oh please, drama queen. 981 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:34,440 What would you call taking kids without their parents' permission? 982 01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:35,920 A field trip? I don't know. 983 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,520 Don't start, Mom, please. 984 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,840 Don't start. I've had a hell of a day. 985 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:44,640 Well, sweetheart, if I screwed up, I'm sorry. 986 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,080 I'm not perfect. What do you expect? 987 01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,960 I can think of a couple of things. 988 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:56,000 Like maybe not ignoring everything I ask you. 989 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:59,800 Or maybe not committing crimes, especially with your granddaughter in tow. 990 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:03,640 Hey, nobody's handing you a medal for Mother of the Year either. 991 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:07,880 I know, Mom. I'm doing the best I can. It's not my fault I'm alone. 992 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,040 You're not alone. 993 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,840 You've got me to help you. 994 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:15,200 Help do what? Give me a stroke? 995 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,440 Mom, don't you get it? 996 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:20,040 Every time you show up, all you do is make my life harder. 997 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,480 That's what you think? 998 01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:27,880 Yeah, because that's what you do. 999 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,360 Then maybe I should stop bothering you. 1000 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,360 Yeah. Maybe you should. 1001 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,120 Ma'am, what exactly are you doing? 1002 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,480 You can't leave. 1003 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:01,840 It was worth a shot. 1004 01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,000 Let's go. 1005 01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:09,280 - Hands off. - Got it. 1006 01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,120 Yes, exactly what it says on my résumé. 1007 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,560 Ten years experience in admin positions. 1008 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,120 Move to another city? 1009 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,600 Sure, I could. No problem. 1010 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:27,440 For an interview? This afternoon? 1011 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:28,760 Yes, I can do that. 1012 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,920 Five o'clock. 1013 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,120 Jaime I Street, sixth floor. 1014 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:36,440 Perfect. 1015 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,080 Yeah. See you later. 1016 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,720 Thanks. 1017 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:48,480 Okay. 1018 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,080 It's St. John's wort tea. 1019 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,040 It's gross. 1020 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,560 Yeah, but it's good when you're down. 1021 01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:00,120 I drink two liters every time I have to get my prostate checked. 1022 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,280 Forget it. 1023 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:02,720 - Come on. - Hi, Grandma. 1024 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,160 What are you doing here, munchkin? 1025 01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:08,920 My mom's looking for a new job so we can move to another city. 1026 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,240 What about her computer job? 1027 01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,600 She quit. 1028 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,560 I don't wanna leave, Grandma. 1029 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,880 You're not moving. That's what I'm here for. 1030 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,960 I'll think of something. Okay? 1031 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:20,360 I'll think. 1032 01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:31,320 Wait… I've got an idea, but it's kinda out there. 1033 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,280 And illegal. 1034 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:38,000 - What the hell, I'm in. - Come on. 1035 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,360 Come on, let's do it. 1036 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:40,320 Where to? 1037 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:44,080 To spend the rest of my life in prison instead of on the beach? No way. 1038 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,400 Fine, suit yourself. Let's go. 1039 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:53,920 Crap! 1040 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:56,560 Wait up! 1041 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,440 - Is that him? - Yeah, that's him. 1042 01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:06,480 - Keep the engine running. - Okay. 1043 01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,960 And honk if he comes back. 1044 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:20,720 Come on. Let's go. 1045 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,480 - Yeah? - Anti-fraud police. 1046 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,040 Gregorio Montero live here? 1047 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:27,120 Yes, but… 1048 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:29,280 We have a search warrant. 1049 01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:32,760 Step away from the door, please. Let's go. 1050 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:42,200 Gutiérrez, watch her in case she destroys evidence. 1051 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,640 Romero and I will search the premises. 1052 01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:53,680 What did Mr. Gregorio do? 1053 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,880 We're asking the questions here, ma'am. 1054 01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:19,560 Crap. 1055 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:32,160 Here it is! 1056 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:38,880 Grab it. 1057 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:43,520 Come on. Let's go. 1058 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,560 Did you know this guitar was stolen? 1059 01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:52,480 We'll have to confiscate it as evidence. 1060 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:54,840 He's coming back! 1061 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,480 Where is it? Oh right. 1062 01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,320 Run for it! 1063 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,120 Crap! Hurry! 1064 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:08,360 Hey! What the hell? Hey! 1065 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,280 Come on! Hurry! 1066 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,480 Lola! Damn you guys. 1067 01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:15,520 Hey, you! 1068 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,080 Start the engine! 1069 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,040 It's already running. 1070 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:22,120 Hey! Stop! 1071 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,640 Stop! No! Stop! 1072 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:26,160 Stop! 1073 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,320 I mean… 1074 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,840 Well… yeah. That's definitely Bruce's signature. 1075 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,080 Good for everybody, right? 1076 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,480 I'll get the paperwork. 1077 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,120 Hell of a show we put on that night, huh? 1078 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,200 The best. 1079 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,520 Hell of a gift from Bruce too. 1080 01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:53,960 From the Boss for the boss lady. 1081 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:57,960 The sale contract. 1082 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,480 And the check. 1083 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:10,280 Honestly, your profile is exactly what we're looking for right now. 1084 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,240 And relocating wouldn't be a problem? 1085 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:17,320 - Not at all. - Great. 1086 01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:22,440 Excuse me, hon. Is Daniela Huete here? 1087 01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,560 It's urgent. 1088 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,480 - She's in an interview. - Let's go. 1089 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,240 You can't go in there! 1090 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,680 Well, then I think this job is for… 1091 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,400 Daniela! 1092 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,000 What are you doing here? 1093 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,320 Don't take this shitty job. 1094 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,400 Excuse me, ma'am. 1095 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:41,000 How much are you gonna pay her a month? 1096 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:44,600 For the first six months, nothing. It's a trial period. 1097 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,000 Nothing for six months? 1098 01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,360 Then you'll get a... 1099 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:50,840 I don't want you taking another job that makes you miserable, honey. 1100 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:52,480 Then what am I supposed to do? 1101 01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:56,000 You need to work here. 1102 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:57,160 Here? 1103 01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,280 Mom, what are you doing to the farm guy? 1104 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:02,400 That's not it. 1105 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,040 Here. 1106 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,480 In a shop? 1107 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:07,800 It's not a shop. 1108 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:11,440 It's a bakery for sale, and I want you to take it over. 1109 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,600 With what money? 1110 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:21,320 Show her, munchkin. With this. 1111 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:28,200 Look, I know I've screwed things up a million times. 1112 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:32,040 But I need to do one thing right. You're my little girl. 1113 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,480 Please, Mom. 1114 01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:39,480 - You want this too? - Yeah. 1115 01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:50,800 Miss, what about the job? 1116 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:55,120 - You can shove it. - No, Mom. I don't want the job. 1117 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:58,640 - No, Daniela! - Quiet! 1118 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,480 I want a dozen. 1119 01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:14,800 A dozen? 1120 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:15,760 I'll take two. 1121 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,840 Hang on, there's enough for everybody. 1122 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,080 Be right back. 1123 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:27,720 If you keep eating like this, you're gonna bankrupt me. 1124 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,800 The Danielitas are amazing. 1125 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,560 You sure you can't eat any? 1126 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:38,120 Positive. I only touched one, and look at my hand. 1127 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:40,800 Gross! 1128 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:47,960 That's pure rock and roll. 1129 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,000 What were you doing in the stockroom? 1130 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:55,560 Nothing, just checking how much flour we had left. 1131 01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:57,680 I think we're running low, right? 1132 01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,120 Very low. 1133 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,840 - Come on. - On it. 1134 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:04,600 There's a line out the door. 1135 01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:07,360 No, wait. 1136 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,520 - You gonna tell me? - Tell you what? 1137 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:13,720 Where you got the money to open the bakery. 1138 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,520 Oh, that. I sold your father's guitar. 1139 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,840 - My father's? - Yeah. 1140 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:22,080 Here we go again with the story that Bruce Springsteen's my dad. 1141 01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:24,000 Hey, it's not that crazy. 1142 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:27,440 There's at least a 5% chance Bruce is your dad. 1143 01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:29,000 - 5%? - You heard me. 1144 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:31,880 - You heard me. - You had a busy month. 1145 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:36,080 What can I say? We were young. There was no internet. 1146 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,920 So how'd you get the guitar back? 1147 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,120 Gregorio gave it to me. 1148 01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:42,960 He gave it to you? 1149 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:48,520 Yep. Look, I've changed a lot, okay? I'm not the same person anymore. 1150 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,280 I don't get into trouble these days. 1151 01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:53,600 - Really? - Absolutely. 1152 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:54,960 Excuse me a second. 1153 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,920 It's her. She's the woman who stole my guitar. 1154 01:22:58,440 --> 01:22:59,640 Crap! 1155 01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:02,600 No! 1156 01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,760 Cool! 1157 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:43,480 Subtitle translation by: Meredith Cannella