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Cas, darling.

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Oh, Madge. Madge.

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Darling,
what's the matter?

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Madge.

5
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What is it, sweetie?

6
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Never let me out of
your sight again, please.

7
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Darling, of course not.

8
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And never, never, never
mention New York to me again

9
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as long as I live.

10
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Never. Never, never!

11
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And in the third place,

12
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I have just about reached
the end of my patience.

13
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This happens
to be my home,

14
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as little as a stranger
might suspect it,

15
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and it is intolerable that I
should be continually called on

16
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to defend myself against

17
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an apparently endless series of
irresponsible and vulgar accusations.

18
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And now,
I'm afraid I must ask you to leave.

19
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But, Grandpa...

20
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And if I hear
one more word

21
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about that
blasted pig bank,

22
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I'll be down those
stairs like a ton of brick

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and flatten that
Meccano set of yours.

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Did you hear that?

25
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Why, Junior,
what's the matter?

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He...

27
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Oh, nothing, Aunt Madge.

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Nothing, really.

29
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Don't you think we ought to wait
for a more propitious moment?

30
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If he's already angry...

31
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He's always angry since
we put him on an allowance.

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Come along.

33
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Seems to me
if he's already upset...

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You're not afraid
of him, are you?

35
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Of course not.

36
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You needn't be.

37
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It's just bluff,
all that grizzly-bear stuff.

38
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He really loves us
very much. All of us.

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I do not.

40
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May we come in?

41
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No.

42
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Cas wants to
talk to you, Dad.

43
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Oh, hello, Cas.

44
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Hiya, J.J.

45
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Go on in.

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Yes, but not you.
I know.

47
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I'll be downstairs.

48
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Don't look so solemn.
It's just a formality. That's all.

49
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What a revolting female
she is, to be sure.

50
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Sit down, Cas.

51
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No, no, no.
Over here.

52
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Yes. Now,
what can I do for you?

53
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Well...

54
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I've missed
our little talks.

55
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They were bright
spots in my life,

56
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but ever since you
came back from New York...

57
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Yes, I know.

58
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Well, it's quite
all right, Cas.

59
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I, uh, I've not been
entirely blind to this

60
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little deadfall
she's set for you.

61
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But I've never lost confidence in you,
my boy.

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You're much too intelligent,
much too shrewd,

63
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to be taken in by
that dreary female.

64
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Well, perhaps I better make
my position clear, J.J.,

65
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before you say
anything else.

66
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But of course, Cas.
By all means.

67
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Well, you've known me, you've known
my family for a good many years.

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Yes.

69
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We've never been well-to-do,
or anything like that,

70
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but we've always maintained
a certain respectability.

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Proud but poor, I suppose
you might describe us.

72
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Well, of course,
why not?

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If the poor can get any satisfaction
out of being proud, why not?

74
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It costs nothing.

75
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As for my
financial situation,

76
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my salary as
professor of literature

77
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at the university
isn't munificent,

78
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but it's adequate.

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I believe my prospects
for promotion are good.

80
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Well, that's splendid,
Cas, but I...

81
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As for my character,

82
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I believe
I behave reasonably.

83
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I'm not overly
susceptible to girls.

84
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So what? The point of this whole thing
seems to have eluded me somewhere.

85
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Well, I'm simply trying to tell
you that I want to marry her.

86
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Marry? Whom?

87
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Marry Madge, of course.

88
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Madge? Are you
out of your mind?

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I am not.

90
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But whatever
on earth for?

91
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Because I love her,
of course.

92
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Love Madge?
Oh, come now, Cas.

93
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That's just
downright silly.

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You must have some
better reason than that.

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No young man in
his right mind would...

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What is it? Her money?

97
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Now, just a minute, J.J...

98
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Because if it is, you might just
as well forget the whole matter.

99
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I had precisely the same idea
25 years ago with her mother.

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I haven't the slightest
interest in Madge's money.

101
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My income is quite enough.

102
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Oh, they've got it,
all right.

103
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Scads of it.
Buckets of it.

104
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By george, I've dreamed
about that dough.

105
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Just to get my mitts into
that cash box for 10 minutes.

106
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That's all I need.
Ten minutes.

107
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But no,
they turned me down cold,

108
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and I'll never
forgive them, Cas. Never.

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You know what I think?

110
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I think you got exactly
what you deserved.

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For being a shameless,
unmitigated scoundrel.

112
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I suppose so.

113
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But it was a bitter
disappointment just the same.

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Mrs. Ferris has already been kind
enough to give her approval...

115
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Then I used to dream
about outliving her.

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Just sit it out,
as it were.

117
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Well,
along came Madge and then her sister

118
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and now that
odious child.

119
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It's no use, Cas.
I tell you, they're eternal. All of them.

120
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They'll still be here,
squatting on that gold

121
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when you and I
are dust in our graves.

122
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Listen, J.J.

123
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Yes or no?
Just for the record.

124
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No.

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My conscience would never
give me a moment's peace

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if I allowed myself
to be a party to

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any such
feminine skullduggery.

128
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I like you much too much to
see you sharing my fate.

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Trapped in
this duck press,

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remembered only for
such sociological purposes

131
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as may be necessary,
and no dough out of it, either!

132
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Great Scott!

133
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Don't any of these
tightwads around here

134
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ever give this
poor child a quarter?

135
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What's the matter?
Why don't you go on with it?

136
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Mrs. Ferris wants it here.

137
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Oh, no, darling,
not at all.

138
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It belongs over there,
of course.

139
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But I...
I don't think so, Mother, really.

140
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Over there would
be much better, I'm sure.

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Come on.

142
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We'll move it
back later.

143
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Where's the sucker?

144
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Oh, John. I do wish you wouldn't
refer to him in that way.

145
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Supposing someone heard.
What would they think?

146
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Where's the sucker?

147
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He's at home,
I suppose.

148
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Rehearsal isn't until 12:00.
He'll be here.

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Who is it?

150
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Hiya, Pop.

151
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Hey, you still got time to crush
out of this booby-trap, you know.

152
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There's a fast train leaving
out of here for Chicago, 1:00.

153
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,326
You can be across the border
and into Canada.

154
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,162
No use,
J.J. This is the day before my wedding.

155
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,622
And I refuse
to be demoralized

156
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,332
by a cold-blooded,
old sinner like you

157
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,821
so whatever you got to say,
you're just wasting your breath.

158
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,802
They cut my allowance
again today.

159
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Down to $25.

160
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Good.

161
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The shape of things
to come, my boy.

162
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Oh, rot.
Where else could you get $25 a week

163
00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,557
just by sitting around
developing stomach ulcers?

164
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Great Scott, man!

165
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On the honeymoon,
before she called those lawyers in on me,

166
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I frequently paid as much for a
copy of <i>The Saturday Evening Post.</i>

167
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Come in.

168
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Good morning, Mr. Ferris.
Good morning.

169
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Isn't he the happy one,
though?

170
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Yes, under a democracy,
Mrs. Smith,

171
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every individual enjoys
the right and privilege

172
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of being as much of
an imbecile as he pleases.

173
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Thank goodness for that,
Mr. Ferris.

174
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It's a wonderful government
we have here in America

175
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and that's the truth.

176
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Yes. Just ads,
it looks like.

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00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,049
My blue suit, remember.

178
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,804
Be back tonight.

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00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,657
See you in church.

180
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,868
Yes.

181
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,376
Thunderation!

182
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,298
Now this is going
just a bit too far.

183
00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,514
What is?

184
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,508
Are you planning
already to have a family?

185
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,955
Would you object to minding your own
business for just a few minutes?

186
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,720
This is my business!

187
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,306
How many grandchildren he
has is every man's business.

188
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,711
And if you're negotiating already
with a maternity hospital...

189
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:53,735
What?

190
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,569
Let's see that.

191
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,864
Some men say they can't have
too many grandchildren.

192
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,524
But I'm one that can.

193
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,193
Don't you know an ad
when you see one?

194
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,778
Ad?

195
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,789
They've got a nerve.

196
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,914
Soliciting a man's business
before he's even married.

197
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,372
Sounds unethical to me.

198
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,921
"Dear Mr. Brown..."

199
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:25,341
Well, this is rather a sinister
method of solicitation.

200
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,677
"Dear Mr. Brown,

201
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,558
"a matter of
personal importance

202
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:33,140
"and one which I would rather not be
obliged to take up in correspondence,

203
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,067
"unless you prefer it."

204
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:40,990
I... I was involved in a little
blackmail accident at one time.

205
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,944
Letter sounded
exactly like this.

206
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,326
"I suggest that at your
earliest convenience,

207
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,340
"certainly not later
than the end of the week,

208
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,917
"you call up the hospital
and consult with me.

209
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,838
"Cordially yours,
Martha Zernerke, M.D."

210
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,507
Let me see that.

211
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:06,223
Have you been in or
around Chicago recently?

212
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,434
No.

213
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,386
Not...

214
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,766
Not Chicago.

215
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,685
Now, will you get ready, please?
Everybody.

216
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,904
That's right.

217
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,362
Never mind that now.

218
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,316
Even if it was a mistake,
how did they get your address?

219
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,696
I don't know
anything about it.

220
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,015
You didn't write to them,
asking prices or anything like that?

221
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,326
No, of course not.

222
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,032
They're waiting for you,
Mr. Ferris.

223
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,209
Who?
Madge and Mrs. Ferris, out front.

224
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,286
Not for me.
My nose is perfectly clean.

225
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,786
I told them
from the beginning...

226
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,564
Go, will you,
and find out what they want.

227
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,003
Very well,

228
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,988
but they're not going to
suck me in on this clambake.

229
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,503
No, indeed.

230
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,634
Now look, Cas.

231
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,932
Don't you think you're
taking this too seriously?

232
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,120
At the real ceremony,
okay.

233
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,144
But today,
what is it?

234
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,311
Just
testing the gallows.

235
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,185
Fill up the gap.
Fill up the gap.

236
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,733
Now, keep in step.

237
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,276
Splendid. Splendid.

238
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,197
Keep in step.

239
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,489
Do you know
anything about

240
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,693
the Ellen Harris Maternity
Hospital in Chicago?

241
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,493
Please, Father.

242
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:12,119
Don't rush, bride.
Keep in step.

243
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,495
Straighten up, groom.
Mustn't sag.

244
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,961
Snap it up, will you.

245
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:22,257
Fill up the gap. Come along, Madge.
No, no, not too fast.

246
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,757
Well, I think everything is about ready,
Doctor.

247
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,555
Splendid. Splendid.

248
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,008
Now, may we have
it quiet, please?

249
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,683
What about the "Q"?

250
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,064
"Q?"

251
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,275
Yes,
if it was a mistake,

252
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,401
how'd they get
your middle initial?

253
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,402
Father.
What?

254
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,611
Rehearsal.

255
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,395
But nobody was
saying anything.

256
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,573
Is he all right?

257
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,784
I heard that.

258
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,656
Quiet, please.
Please.

259
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,488
Someday somebody's going to
say that just once too often.

260
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,786
John, dear.

261
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,915
Cas, what is it?

262
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,587
I'm sorry,
I don't feel very well.

263
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,380
Cas, darling, I...
No, please.

264
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,542
Excuse me
for a few minutes.

265
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,367
Suppose somebody asked you
if you were out of your mind.

266
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,223
How would you feel?

267
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,392
And how would you
prove you weren't?

268
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,445
Cas.

269
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,368
Jumping Jupiter!
Where's the light?

270
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,367
I'm sorry.
I didn't know it was getting so late.

271
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,165
Well,
that's quite all right.

272
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,664
Listen, Cas,
if that letter's a mistake,

273
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,713
we're in a very pretty position to
knock off a little quick dough.

274
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,152
They can't run around scaring
the pants off young bridegrooms

275
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,883
with letters like that.

276
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,428
Suppose Madge had got a hold of it?
Now, my idea is this.

277
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,971
The first thing
tomorrow morning,

278
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,742
I'll nip down to the public library
and get a hold of a law book,

279
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,015
just to see what kind of
charges we can slap on them.

280
00:14:56,187 --> 00:15:00,431
And then I'll pop up to Chicago and
drop in on this female sawbones.

281
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,562
Of course,
I don't think it'd be quite smart

282
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,562
to tell her outright
that I'm a lawyer.

283
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,113
Something might
snap back at me.

284
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,908
But if I lay it on the line with
a certain legal air. You know?

285
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,324
Why not?

286
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,997
Because it may
not be a mistake.

287
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,699
But, of course it...

288
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,076
What did you say?

289
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,581
I said
it may not be a mistake.

290
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,508
What...
What gives, Cas?

291
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,724
I don't know.
I can't find out.

292
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,775
I tried to call her on
the phone long distance,

293
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,062
but the number's been
temporarily disconnected.

294
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,980
Called whom?

295
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,558
I just don't know what to do.

296
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,191
Now, if I may suggest,

297
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:51,194
if you fail to
touch a base somewhere,

298
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,901
I'm not without a measure
of experience along

299
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,907
certain lines.

300
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,738
No, no, no,
nothing like that.

301
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,500
It's worse.

302
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,710
Huh?

303
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,920
J.J.?

304
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,130
Yes?

305
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,542
I am in a very...

306
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,668
A very strange situation.

307
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,469
Yes, I should judge so.

308
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,806
Perhaps a very
serious situation.

309
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,432
Oh, I hope not.

310
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,473
Now, listen.

311
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,849
Can I trust you to keep your
mouth shut about this thing?

312
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,227
At least just
for the present?

313
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,694
Well, of course, Cas.

314
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:33,070
Trouble is, I don't know.
I just can't be sure.

315
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,570
Yes, yes.

316
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,368
I mean, why Chicago?

317
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,909
I don't know. Why?

318
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,456
If it had been New York...

319
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,667
Yes?

320
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,206
But Chicago.

321
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,912
If you don't mind
my saying so, Cas.

322
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,249
I don't seem to have anything
to keep my mouth shut on.

323
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,252
Well, look,

324
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:57,636
last year I wrote a book about
that scandalous ancestor of mine

325
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,929
called <i>Casanova in Spain.</i>

326
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,972
I wrote it because I wanted
to prove to the world

327
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,003
that I had something to look forward
to beside a schoolteacher's future.

328
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,440
Well, Cas, don't you
think that we can skip

329
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,487
the high-minded
aspects of this situation

330
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,190
and get strictly
down to the nubbin?

331
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,651
Well, so I...

332
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,066
I took the manuscript
to New York.

333
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,410
And while I was there
I met a girl.

334
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,337
Well, now we're
getting somewhere.

335
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,055
Isabel.

336
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,464
Isabel, eh?

337
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,428
What was she like?

338
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:47,356
Well,
have you ever seen the sun come up at dawn?

339
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,399
I have. It nauseated me.

340
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,025
I liked the way she walked,

341
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,857
the way she held her head

342
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,283
and her eyes...

343
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:04,289
Her eyes were like burned,
charred embers in a field of snow.

344
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,581
Big face, eh?

345
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,836
Little girl,
almost childlike.

346
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,254
We met...

347
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,299
Well, what
was the score at this point?

348
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,254
Well, I took her back to
school one night in a taxi.

349
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,714
Thunderation,
is this a schoolgirl?

350
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,174
No, college. Barnard.

351
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,393
Mmm.

352
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,094
She didn't want to get out,

353
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,804
so we drove on
into the country.

354
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,559
Yeah?

355
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,774
On and on.

356
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,025
Then almost before
we realized it...

357
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,452
And so, by the authority
vested in me

358
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,905
by the laws of the state,

359
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,583
I pronounce you, Casanova,
and you, Isabel, man and wife.

360
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,331
Kiss the bride.

361
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,377
No, kiss her good.

362
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,977
How did you meet him?
Who introduced you?

363
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,820
Nobody. We just met

364
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,690
at the library.

365
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,776
We asked for the same
book at the same time

366
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,987
and then we got to talking.

367
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,206
Talking.

368
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,031
Uh, what does he do?

369
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,207
He's an author, Dad.

370
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,331
Like Mr. Louis Bromfield?

371
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,297
Oh, well, not exactly.

372
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,046
See, they didn't
accept Cas's book.

373
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,467
Oh, but it's wonderful,
Mother.

374
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,591
All about his ancestor,
Casanova.

375
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,759
Casanova?

376
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,840
Is this an Italian fellow?

377
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,052
A historical character,
Father.

378
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,013
Rather fast.

379
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,065
Oh.

380
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,144
But, Mother,
he's nothing like that, believe me.

381
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,651
Oh, he's kind
and he's gentle.

382
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,359
What good is all this?

383
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,445
Just meeting him and talking to
him will tell you everything.

384
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,281
Why I fell in love with him.
Why I married him.

385
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,500
Wait, just a minute,
I'll get him.

386
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,617
No.

387
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,503
Not yet.

388
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,375
At moments like this
when the way is not clear,

389
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,168
let us not forget
that there is one place

390
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,754
where we can
always find the answer.

391
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,390
In the stars.

392
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,351
Oh, Mother!

393
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,021
You're not going to
drag that stuff in again.

394
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,848
Oh, Dad.

395
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,185
Now, now, now, dear.
Mother knows best.

396
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,112
And the stars
know better still.

397
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,302
Mr. Brown?

398
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,672
Yes?

399
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,596
Would you be good enough
to tell me your birthday?

400
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,177
Why,
April the 8th, 1907.

401
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,395
Thank you, sir.

402
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,011
You wouldn't remember the exact hour,
I suppose, sir?

403
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,648
No, I'm sorry.
Thank you, sir.

404
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,395
Say...
Yes, sir?

405
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:01,943
Have you an ashtray?

406
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,271
No, sir. I'm sorry.
There aren't any.

407
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,857
Mrs. Drury doesn't
approve of smoking.

408
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,327
Oh.

409
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:29,508
April the 8th.
Here we are.

410
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,942
Oh, dear!

411
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,279
Oh, dear, dear, dear!

412
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,947
Oh...

413
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,318
Oh, you poor child.

414
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,113
Oh, you poor, poor, child.

415
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,369
Oh.

416
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,663
Oh, dear.

417
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,436
Well, there's
nothing to be gained

418
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,389
by keeping
these facts from him.

419
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,443
Invite him in, dear.

420
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,048
Cas, dear.

421
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:50,252
Are they sore?

422
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,713
No, but just be
careful, will you?

423
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,548
Of what, dear?

424
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:58,681
Everything. I can't explain now,
but just be very careful.

425
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,012
Will you?

426
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,310
Well, I'll try,
of course...

427
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,272
All right, Cas,
please do.

428
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,027
Mother, I want
you to meet...

429
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,192
We apologize, Mr. Brown.

430
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:17,199
But I know you'll appreciate our
agitation under the circumstances.

431
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,950
Of course,
Mrs. Drury, and I...

432
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,282
This is Mr. Drury.

433
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,709
How do you do, sir?
How do you do?

434
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,754
And when I tell you how distressed I am,
I do so want you to understand

435
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,127
that there's nothing
personal about it.

436
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,966
Well, I hope not,
naturally...

437
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,511
Mr. Brown,
this whole project is fraught with disaster.

438
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:35,926
I beg your pardon?

439
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,383
But let us not waste time
in idle speculation.

440
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:41,310
Let us go straight to
the stars for our facts.

441
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:50,563
I hold in my hands the Word.

442
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,364
Won't you sit down,
Mr. Casanova?

443
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:54,784
Do.

444
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:56,909
Thank you.

445
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,992
Do you realize, Mr. Brown,

446
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:04,701
where Sagittarius was
on the day of this marriage?

447
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,460
No, I'm afraid, I don't.

448
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,422
I meant, Brown.

449
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,630
On September 3rd,

450
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,884
Sagittarius was in the fifth
solar house of Neptune.

451
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,056
Oh, really?

452
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,180
I don't suppose that
had ever occurred to you.

453
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,432
No, I can't
say that it had.

454
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,056
But...
Please.

455
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,062
Allow me to continue.

456
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,352
On that same day...

457
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,938
Listen closely.

458
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,615
Capricorn was adverse,
Virgo was discordant,

459
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:39,365
Scorpio was retrograde,
and Taurus,

460
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:41,788
due to the Uranus-Gemini
trine,

461
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,241
Taurus was in sextile
aspect of Venus.

462
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,544
In short, catastrophe.

463
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,633
But that's...
That's astrology.

464
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,882
Of course. How else would we
know how to govern our lives?

465
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,508
Do you smoke?

466
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,093
No, no thank you.

467
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,354
Oh, no, no.
That, sample someone handed me.

468
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,105
If there's anything
I object to,

469
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,883
it's a young man who's allowed himself
to fall victim to the cigarette.

470
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,523
Oh, absolutely, so do I.

471
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,194
Or a liar.

472
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,405
To me,
a liar is even lower than a cigarette fiend.

473
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,376
There's no question
about that at all.

474
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,706
Well, now, let us
turn to your birthday.

475
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,541
Excuse me, Mrs. Drury.

476
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,092
Yes?

477
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,420
Do you mean that
you would base

478
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:42,724
your approval or disapproval of your
daughter's marriage on that nonsense?

479
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,553
Nonsense, Mr. Brown?

480
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:50,307
Couldn't possibly
have picked a worse word.

481
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,893
You don't believe
in astrology, I take it?

482
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,523
No, I don't believe
in astrology,

483
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,058
I don't believe
in crystal gazing,

484
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,527
and I don't believe
in beer suds reading.

485
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,074
And I must say
that if I did,

486
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,198
I would hesitate to impose that
belief on the lives of two people

487
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,529
who love each other.

488
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,239
What Cas means,
Mother, is...

489
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,292
Even though the marriage of those
two people spelled calamity?

490
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,415
What kind of calamity?

491
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,714
There's no likelihood of any kind of
calamity rising out of this marriage,

492
00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,587
Capricorn or no Capricorn.

493
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:19,803
I say, Mr. Brown,
but are you on fire?

494
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,133
What?

495
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:23,510
Seems to be burning
something in his pocket.

496
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,057
Oh, I'm sorry.

497
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,267
Can't understand it.
Handkerchief catching on fire.

498
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,064
Oh, careful, dear.

499
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:36,696
Hmm.

500
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,980
Lots of things.

501
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,324
All sorts of things.

502
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,952
I'll just... There.

503
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,606
Please understand, Mrs. Drury,
I didn't mean to seem dogmatic.

504
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,335
Coat's on fire, too.

505
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,003
Well, how do
you like... Hey!

506
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,467
Must have burned
right on through.

507
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,795
Oh, is it ruined?

508
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,300
Funniest thing
I ever heard of.

509
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,659
Burned right on
through the pocket.

510
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,043
Oh, I can
fix it, I'm sure.

511
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:07,721
No, no. I'll just...

512
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,347
I'll just...

513
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,767
Well, what I meant,
Mrs. Drury,

514
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,773
is that it is
rank superstition to assume

515
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:20,696
that any chance juxtaposition
of stars could...

516
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,900
Well, I must say...
Charles!

517
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:24,952
This is the most
embarrassing thing.

518
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,444
Some water. Charles!

519
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:29,451
Charles! Charles! Charles!

520
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,666
Coming, sir.

521
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,791
Here,
take this thing away.

522
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,002
Oh, good gracious!
Careful, now.

523
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,296
Better run,
but don't fall.

524
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,668
I'm sorry. I'm very
sorry. Really.

525
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,210
Charles!

526
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:45,973
Charles?

527
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,552
Let me.

528
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:50,306
Charles? Charles?

529
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,520
Is he dead?

530
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:52,769
Impossible.

531
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,268
His horoscope doesn't indicate
death for 10 years yet.

532
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,020
Get me some water.
Water?

533
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,818
Yes, that's right.
Water. Water.

534
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,986
Water. Water.

535
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:03,986
Water! Water! Water!

536
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,531
What are you
doing that for?

537
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,906
It got down
into the stuffing.

538
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,488
What has?
The fire.

539
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:13,495
What did you have in your pocket,
Roman candles?

540
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:14,896
I don't know.
I can't understand it.

541
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,161
Water, please!

542
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,878
Oh, he didn't
mean to do it.

543
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,459
I know
he didn't mean to.

544
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,087
Call the fire department.

545
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:27,797
Fire department!

546
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,053
No, Father, no!
Telephone them.

547
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,885
Oh, yes, telephone
the fire department.

548
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,390
Telephone.

549
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,522
Fire department. Telephone.

550
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,728
Just a minute!
Dash it all,

551
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,485
at this rate you'll have
the whole blasted house down.

552
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,617
Watch out!

553
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,026
Look out!

554
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,077
You're just a horror,
Mr. Casanova.

555
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,446
That's what you are.

556
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,374
I mean, Mr. Brown.

557
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,871
What's going on in here?

558
00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,421
Help! Help!

559
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,881
Somebody do something.
Oh, this is ridiculous.

560
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,553
Help! Help!

561
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,171
All I did, Mr. Drury,
was put a little piece of cigarette butt,

562
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:25,029
all squeezed out,
in my right-hand overcoat pocket.

563
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,718
It was no longer
than this, I tell you,

564
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,317
when I squeezed it
in my handkerchief.

565
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,465
Don't you come near me!

566
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:54,477
Stop.

567
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:56,979
Stop.

568
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,516
Mr. Drury, Mrs. Drury,
I find myself

569
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,977
in an extremely
awkward position.

570
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,189
You certainly do,
if I'm any judge of awkward positions.

571
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,943
I know I...

572
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:12,948
I know I owe you both a real,
genuine, sincere apology.

573
00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:15,405
That's good.
That's very good.

574
00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:19,618
He burns down a $750,000 house
and he apologizes.

575
00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,668
That's very good indeed.

576
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,621
Get away from here.
But, Mr. Drury...

577
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,027
Get away and stay away.
Isabel, come away from that infidel.

578
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,758
Look, Mrs. Drury...
Don't you come near me.

579
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:30,757
I would as soon associate
with a time bomb.

580
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:33,339
But, Mrs. Drury,
it's a terrible thing, I know,

581
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:34,702
but don't you
understand an accident.

582
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,846
One little bit of cigarette.

583
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,390
Accident?
You call it an accident

584
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,522
with Sagittarius in the fifth
solar house of Neptune?

585
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,690
Sagittarius, my eye!
That's downright idiotic.

586
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,188
Cas, please.

587
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,020
Let the infidel
continue, Isabel.

588
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,155
Listen, Mrs. Drury.

589
00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:51,699
It's all right with me if you
want to interpret your life

590
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,470
through fingernail parings,
but that's got nothing to do with me.

591
00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:56,682
Or with me and Isabel.
Let's get that straight here and now.

592
00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:58,601
You leave Isabel out of your calculations,
Mr. Brown.

593
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,457
This is the end of that.
Mother, stop it.

594
00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:03,022
I will not see her fly twice in
the face of astral warnings.

595
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,208
Astral warnings?
What is this, the 13th century?

596
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,943
What have I married into,
voodoo worshipers?

597
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,799
Cas, you can't talk
to my mother like that.

598
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,002
Well, then tell her to
shut up about those stars.

599
00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,381
With Sagittarius in...
Listen,

600
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:13,553
you ignorant,
old crackpot.

601
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,053
I burned that house
down, not Sagittarius.

602
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,680
Oh, Cas,
I won't have this.

603
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,012
Sagittarius had nothing to do with it.
It was me.

604
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:22,767
I burned that house
down personally.

605
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,475
Oh, Mother,
what shall I do?

606
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,560
Sagittarius didn't even
know anything about it.

607
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,065
If I had a gun...

608
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,281
Would you like mine,
sir?

609
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,944
What? Oh...

610
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,782
Well, point it at him.

611
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,360
Now, will you go?

612
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:36,786
You bet. Isabel?
Never.

613
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,116
You coming?
Shoot him.

614
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,492
Shoot him?
You coming, Isabel?

615
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,574
Shoot him straight
through the heart.

616
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,188
Very well. When you
make up your mind,

617
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,453
you'll find me
at the hotel.

618
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,538
Shoot him, I tell you,
before he gets too far.

619
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,669
I can't, sir.
It isn't loaded.

620
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,471
And that's all.

621
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,685
That was the end.

622
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,433
Yes.

623
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,890
In other words,
correct me if I err,

624
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,520
the ceremony
tomorrow night

625
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:10,444
will have a slight
odor of bigamy about it.

626
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,335
No, no. They got it
annulled last December.

627
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,115
She hadn't her
parents' consent.

628
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,909
There's a legal notice
here somewhere.

629
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:25,035
The reason I never said
anything was because...

630
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:29,088
Well, it all happened
so fast that,

631
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,739
well, I never had a chance to
break the engagement with Madge.

632
00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:35,762
Well,
this is what we call a very droll situation.

633
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,964
Fatherhood on
the wedding eve.

634
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,387
And yet,

635
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:46,472
is it?

636
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,057
Isn't it?

637
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:52,604
Let's sit down and discuss
this again more calmly.

638
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:53,938
Yes.

639
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:57,901
In the first place,
Isabel's home is in New York.

640
00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,200
Was in New York.

641
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,903
They could rebuild,
couldn't they?

642
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,909
So why Chicago?

643
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:05,241
They've got plenty
of hospitals in New York.

644
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,034
Lots of them.

645
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,775
Why would a New York girl have
to go to Chicago to have a baby?

646
00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:14,918
Second,
why this air of mystery?

647
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,503
If Isabel's going to have a baby,
there's no reason on earth

648
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,089
why they shouldn't just write
and say so in so many words.

649
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,847
They wouldn't have to hint and
wink and stall around like this.

650
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,638
And in the third place,

651
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:30,190
actually, there's nothing said
about a baby in this letter.

652
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,019
It's not even an intimation.
Read it again.

653
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,691
That's right.

654
00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:41,114
So the truth
of the matter is

655
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,242
we've been working ourselves
into a fever over nothing.

656
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:47,700
This is exactly what I said
it was in the first place,

657
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:51,378
an advertising letter,
cunningly worded to arouse the curiosity.

658
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,377
What they call a "teaser."

659
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,629
In a few days,
I'll be getting the follow-up,

660
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:58,257
describing the accommodations
and quoting prices.

661
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,383
And that will
be the end of it.

662
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,258
You believe that?

663
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,518
Don't you?

664
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:06,970
No.

665
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,309
Neither do I.

666
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:17,321
Well, so far,
they haven't called the constabulary in.

667
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,907
What are you
going to do about it?

668
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,200
Go to Chicago.

669
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,903
Are you nuts?

670
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,613
I can catch the midnight,

671
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,935
be there tomorrow morning
and fly back in the afternoon.

672
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,953
But this is a chump idea,
nobody has anything on you.

673
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,043
I've got to find out about this thing,
and if it's true,

674
00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,658
I'm going to make a clean breast
of the whole thing to Madge.

675
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,294
I don't want any secret
like that between us.

676
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,509
And if there's
some mistake, well...

677
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:49,266
Now, look, will you
promise me one thing?

678
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,347
What is it?
Don't go crashing in there yelling,

679
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,566
"I'm the papa."

680
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:53,767
You understand?
I'm not.

681
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,648
Chicago's a big city.
A lot of activity.

682
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,570
And if there's been
a misdeal somewhere,

683
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:00,760
you don't want to be left
holding the spare card, do you?

684
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:01,784
I understand.
Yes.

685
00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:10,917
From the moment you step into that hospital,
walk on eggs.

686
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,414
No matter what anybody says,
"No speak the English."

687
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:14,950
You weren't even
there that night.

688
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,168
You were in the
YMCA in Cleveland.

689
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:18,425
I know.
Yes.

690
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,258
And above all things,
don't sign anything.

691
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,677
- I won't.
- Board!

692
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,345
Well, good luck.

693
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,593
Wasn't that Cas Brown?

694
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,599
Where?
On that train.

695
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:32,815
Impossible.

696
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:34,185
Are you crazy?

697
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:36,734
I know Cas Brown
when I see him.

698
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:39,145
I am far from pleased, madam,
with this constant harping

699
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,439
on the question of my sanity.

700
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,250
My name is Brown.

701
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,301
Oh, you want
Miss Petherbridge.

702
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,424
Thank you.

703
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:08,306
Miss Petherbridge?

704
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:09,518
My name is Brown.

705
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:11,389
Oh, you want
Miss Gillespie.

706
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:16,148
Miss Gillespie?
Yes?

707
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,045
My name is Brown.
Oh, you want Miss Crampton.

708
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,810
She'll be back
in just a moment.

709
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:31,874
Excuse me.

710
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,290
You want
Miss Phillips.

711
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:43,417
Did you
want something?

712
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,218
My name is Brown.

713
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,548
You wait right in there,
and we'll call you just as soon as we hear.

714
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,429
I'm looking for
Dr. Martha Zernerke.

715
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,559
I know. I know.
You just wait in there,

716
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,730
and we'll notify you
the minute there's any news.

717
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,182
And don't worry,
she's getting along splendidly.

718
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:00,201
Everything is going to
be perfectly all right.

719
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:12,155
This is a maternity
hospital, brother.

720
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:16,617
If they had nine watches, they wouldn't
tell a father what time it was.

721
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:19,328
So you might as well
do what she says.

722
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,851
This your first?

723
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,603
Yes.

724
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,980
How long you
been married?

725
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,311
Oh, I'm not married.

726
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,777
Mr. Brown?

727
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:53,745
Will you come with me,
please?

728
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,663
Non-union.
Yeah.

729
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,337
You go with him.

730
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,627
I wanted to see Dr. Zernerke,
you understand.

731
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,675
Yes, I understand,
just go with him.

732
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,172
Thank you.

733
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:09,882
609.

734
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:11,965
611.

735
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,558
613. Here we are.

736
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,223
All right,
get your clothes off.

737
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,441
Hey...

738
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,694
Here put this on.

739
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,531
Hey, just a minute!

740
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:38,417
There must be
some mistake.

741
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:40,330
I came here to see
Dr. Martha Zernerke.

742
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,502
I know it.
Get your clothes off.

743
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,855
Now, look...
Get on here and lie down.

744
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,829
Hadn't you better call
the office about this?

745
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:08,646
What for?

746
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,401
You're 613, ain't you?

747
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:11,733
Well, I suppose
so, but...

748
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,391
Well, hop on, mister,
we're late now.

749
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,323
You're just nervous,
that's all.

750
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,287
What are they
going to do to me?

751
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,333
That's a medical secret.

752
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,428
She's doing nicely,
and the baby's a fine boy.

753
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,346
Oh, thanks.
Golly, thanks.

754
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,936
Wait until Ripley
hears about this.

755
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,797
Ninety-nine,
ninety-nine, ninety...

756
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,304
Ninety-nine, ninety-nine,
ninety-nine.

757
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,902
This is a maternity
hospital, isn't it?

758
00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,275
Oh, exclusively.

759
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,575
Any tuberculosis
in your family?

760
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,794
No.

761
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,920
Fits?

762
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,047
No.

763
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,129
Insanity?

764
00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:33,461
No, not yet.

765
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:36,960
That's all. You can
put your coat on now.

766
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:39,681
Nothing else?

767
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,632
What's the matter?
Haven't you had enough?

768
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,352
Just routine, huh?

769
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,850
We always keep a
complete medical record.

770
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,058
Any particular reason?

771
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,393
Just reference.
Future reference.

772
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,232
Just reference?
That's all?

773
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,651
That's all and
thank you very much.

774
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,983
You're in excellent
physical condition.

775
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:01,740
Well, that's great, gee.
That takes a big load off my mind, too.

776
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,991
You have
nothing to fear.

777
00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:06,615
Well, I...

778
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,746
Mr. Brown, isn't it?
Yes.

779
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,327
I'm Dr. Zernerke.

780
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:12,788
Oh, how do you do, Doctor?

781
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,088
Mr. Brown's report.

782
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,258
Oh.

783
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:18,252
Mmm-hmm.

784
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,552
Very good.

785
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,264
Very good, indeed.

786
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,220
Excellent, Mr. Brown.

787
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,892
Oh, I'm glad
you like it.

788
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,391
When is the wedding?
Wedding tonight.

789
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,643
Oh, yes, I'm catching
the 3:00 plane back.

790
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,402
You mean,
you knew about my getting married?

791
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:38,397
Well, naturally.

792
00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:42,276
I see. Oh, I see.

793
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:45,533
Oh, well,
that's what you meant by future reference.

794
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:49,037
We like to have it on file,
you know, just in case.

795
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:52,290
Oh, of course. Well, that's a great idea.
Very practical.

796
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,483
And if anything happens you've
already got all the information.

797
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,918
Exactly.

798
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,383
Well, that's wonderful.
I approve of that 100%.

799
00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,030
And if there's
anything else, Doctor,

800
00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:01,281
please don't
hesitate to call me.

801
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:02,305
Why, of course.

802
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,926
Any time,
the day or night.

803
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,929
Well,
I hardly know what else there could be.

804
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:09,178
And you, too, Miss Clark.
Just any time at all.

805
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:12,769
You really don't know how happy
I am about this whole thing.

806
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,397
But don't you want to
take a look at the baby?

807
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,486
Baby?

808
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,485
Oh, you must.
She's such a little love.

809
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:21,700
Come along.

810
00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,718
Even the nurses have fallen
in love with her, she's so cute.

811
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,636
And healthy.

812
00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:45,805
You ought to see the way
she goes for her dinner.

813
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,224
You wait here.

814
00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:45,274
Yours?

815
00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:48,406
Yeah.

816
00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,541
Like her?

817
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,218
Oh, she's fine.

818
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,512
But, say, how do
you say she compares

819
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,511
with... with... with others
of her age and weight?

820
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,308
Oh, perfectly normal.

821
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:14,595
Oh, just normal, huh?

822
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,351
A bit better, perhaps.

823
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,184
Well, I know this
sounds rather foolish,

824
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:24,021
but she has
all of her arms and legs

825
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,732
and fingers and toes,
I suppose?

826
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:27,951
Nothing missing, I mean.

827
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:29,280
A full set.

828
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,445
The customary
number and variety.

829
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,573
Isn't that wonderful?

830
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:38,536
Wonderful, but not
particularly astonishing.

831
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,963
Have you seen her mother?

832
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,174
Who?

833
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,342
Her mother.

834
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:45,838
Miss Drury.

835
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:47,669
Oh, is she here, too?

836
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,175
Well, she has been,
oddly enough.

837
00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,132
She's leaving either
today or tomorrow.

838
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,370
Shall I see
if she's still here?

839
00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:54,680
Please.

840
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,648
623, please.

841
00:46:59,859 --> 00:47:01,475
Hello, Miss Drury.

842
00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:03,276
Mr. Brown is here.

843
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:06,154
Yes, all right.
I'll tell him.

844
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:10,238
She says will you come
down to the solarium.

845
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:17,036
It's the first corridor
and then to the right.

846
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,867
Didn't it strike you...

847
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:21,248
I don't say this just
because she's my child, either.

848
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:25,834
But didn't it strike you that her head
seemed to be a little bit better shaped

849
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,463
than is usual at
such an early age?

850
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,715
Oh, there's no
question about it.

851
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:33,048
And it'll be a very lucky
family that gets that child.

852
00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:34,803
Which way?
First corridor to the right.

853
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,100
Thank you.

854
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:45,815
I beg your pardon.

855
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:48,568
Yes?

856
00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:51,947
What did you mean by the
family that gets that child?

857
00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:54,027
I mean the family
that gets it for adoption.

858
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,987
Adoption?
What adoption?

859
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,948
Why, I thought
you understood.

860
00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,580
Miss Drury has registered
the child for adoption.

861
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,832
That's why we needed
your medical record.

862
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,126
Who had that fool idea?

863
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,004
Well, I'd hardly describe it
as a fool idea.

864
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:10,447
Our adoption society has
accomplished a great deal of good

865
00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:12,258
by providing
comfortable homes.

866
00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:15,243
You mean to tell me you're peddling
my daughter around to some lazy idiot

867
00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:17,179
who hasn't got a family?

868
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,512
Miss Drury's title to the
child is clear and legal.

869
00:48:19,772 --> 00:48:21,104
We've already
checked into that.

870
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:23,435
Well, what about the father?
What's he supposed to do?

871
00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:25,364
Just stand around and
dig his toe in the ground?

872
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:28,164
Really, Mr. Brown, these are matters
you must take up with Miss Drury.

873
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,280
If you'll excuse me.

874
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:30,365
Certainly.

875
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:31,491
Thank you.

876
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,061
Gee, you look good.

877
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,849
Thank you, Cas.

878
00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:04,477
You're looking
quite well yourself.

879
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:06,774
You're all right?

880
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:07,986
Well, yes.

881
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:09,356
No complications?

882
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,689
No, isn't it wonderful?

883
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:14,900
I was so scared.
I suppose everybody is for the first one.

884
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:18,283
But everything went right
along according to schedule.

885
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:20,367
Knock on wood.

886
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:23,450
I'm so glad.

887
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,043
Did you see the baby?

888
00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:27,916
Did I?

889
00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:30,508
Oh.

890
00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:31,962
Yes.

891
00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:35,842
I'm awfully sorry to
bother you with all this,

892
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,969
but if it hadn't been for all
that silly red tape, I...

893
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,723
Say, what's the idea
of giving my baby away?

894
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,428
Your baby?

895
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:44,647
Isn't it?

896
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,440
Technically, yes.

897
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:51,065
All right, then. What's the idea
of giving my technical baby away?

898
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,716
If you're going to
raise your voice, Cas,

899
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,948
I'm afraid I'll have
to go back to my room.

900
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,345
I'm not raising my voice.
I just want to know what's the idea.

901
00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:58,449
If you're going to shout...

902
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,203
I'm not shouting, I...

903
00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:02,364
I'm sorry.

904
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:03,790
I'm excited,
that's all.

905
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:08,082
But what is the idea?

906
00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:12,507
I'm afraid you forget, Cas, that I'm
under no obligation to account to you.

907
00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:15,085
That's over.

908
00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:17,796
What I choose to do
with my baby is my own affair.

909
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,802
Not yours.

910
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,849
Well,
that's a fine attitude.

911
00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,143
However,

912
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,100
suppose you were
getting married again.

913
00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:32,186
Suppose this marriage
meant the chance of a lifetime

914
00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:35,112
for complete and
wonderful happiness.

915
00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:36,860
What are you
talking about?

916
00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,318
Suppose this man
idolized you,

917
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,324
even as you loved him,

918
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:46,492
actually looked upon
you with reverence.

919
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:49,669
Ahead lay the promise of
perfect bliss and peace.

920
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:54,667
Would you take the chance of
destroying this whole future

921
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:58,674
by suddenly presenting to him
another man's child?

922
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,302
Great Scott,
are you planning to get married again?

923
00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:02,633
I said "suppose."

924
00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:05,639
That's ridiculous.
You can't marry anybody.

925
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,345
And why can't I?

926
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,431
Because you're a mother.

927
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,443
Well,
that's not stopping you.

928
00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,987
What are you talking about?
I'm not a mother.

929
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:19,066
You're a father and you're
getting married again.

930
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:21,530
Who told you that?

931
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:23,031
I read it in the paper.

932
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,408
What paper?

933
00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:27,206
The Rossmore paper.
That's what paper.

934
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:29,205
How did you get a hold
of a Rossmore paper?

935
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,036
What difference does it make?

936
00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,255
It's true, isn't it?

937
00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:33,339
Yes, but I...

938
00:51:33,549 --> 00:51:34,710
I know all about it.

939
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:36,378
You're getting
married tonight.

940
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,968
But that's different.
Oh, is it?

941
00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:41,421
Then how would you like to
go to Madge tonight and say,

942
00:51:41,682 --> 00:51:44,140
"Look, darling,
I've got a little surprise for you."

943
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,308
And then flash your baby?

944
00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:48,895
Well, of course...

945
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,189
All right, that's
the way it is with me.

946
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,234
You don't want your happiness spoiled,
neither do I.

947
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:55,630
You just can't do it,
that's all.

948
00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:57,987
You just can't throw
that baby away.

949
00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:00,315
And you can't marry that
creep you've dug up.

950
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,612
She'll be happy, Cas.

951
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:08,323
Happy,
with utter strangers?

952
00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:12,627
Oh, well, everybody's
a stranger to a newborn baby.

953
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:14,955
Don't you understand?
She doesn't know anybody.

954
00:52:15,174 --> 00:52:16,415
She knows us, all right.

955
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:18,508
That's absurd.

956
00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:24,055
Why didn't you
write to me?

957
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,677
Why didn't you
write to me?

958
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,100
You knew I loved you.

959
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,511
You knew that there was no
one else in the world for me.

960
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,350
No matter how nutty
your mother was.

961
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,353
How was I to know,
after the way you left?

962
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,981
That fire was an accident,
darling, believe me.

963
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,773
I waited and waited.

964
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,983
Nothing, not a word.

965
00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:46,201
I waited until...

966
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:49,451
Till it seemed foolish
to wait any longer.

967
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:53,160
So far as I could see,
you'd just forgotten.

968
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,252
Forgotten?
I've never forgotten.

969
00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:57,456
Don't, Cas, please.

970
00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,209
It's true, darling.

971
00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:03,261
You've never left my
thoughts for one single day.

972
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:05,589
I tried to drive you out,
again and again and again,

973
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:06,808
but I couldn't do it.

974
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,474
I can't forget you.

975
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:11,349
Please, Cas,
you're in love with someone else.

976
00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:13,347
Me? Who?

977
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,233
You're engaged
to be married.

978
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:19,310
That's right,
by george.

979
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:21,904
Holy mackerel!

980
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,573
Why did you wait so long?

981
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,366
Look, Isabel,
before I get out of here,

982
00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:26,888
you've got to do something
about that baby.

983
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,323
Excuse me.

984
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:30,450
2:00, Isabel.

985
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,076
Wait just a minute.
Please.

986
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,347
If you don't mind.

987
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,202
What will I do?
He still loves me.

988
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:13,122
He still smokes, too.

989
00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,334
Did you see Miss Drury?

990
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:17,626
Yes, I did, thanks.

991
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:18,919
That's good,
I'm glad.

992
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,251
I'll tell you
a little secret

993
00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:22,082
that ought to make you
feel a lot better.

994
00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:25,169
The couple that's coming over to look
at the child are quite well-to-do.

995
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,470
She'll have literally
every care and comfort.

996
00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:28,681
Oh.

997
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,428
They're coming
to look her over.

998
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,122
Well, they want to
see her, of course.

999
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:33,455
What will they do if they don't like her,
throw her back?

1000
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:34,560
They'll like her,
all right.

1001
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:35,888
I can promise you that.

1002
00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:38,189
She's a beautiful child.

1003
00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:39,901
Oh.

1004
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:03,558
What's he gonna do?

1005
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,144
Taking him away from here.
Taking him home.

1006
00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:10,398
Excuse me, please.
Excuse me, I got to go.

1007
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:24,416
Please, Doc.

1008
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:25,997
No, no.

1009
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,302
Will you have her
back soon, Doctor?

1010
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,884
Oh, yes. The mother is going
to get a hydropolytechtomy.

1011
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:21,389
That's too bad.

1012
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,346
It's not unusual
in septivenous cases.

1013
00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,790
Hygienic son of
a gun, isn't he?

1014
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,962
In other words, you never
had the slightest intention

1015
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:50,039
of releasing the child
for adoption?

1016
00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:52,500
No, I'm afraid not.

1017
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,086
You see,
I simply couldn't go to him directly.

1018
00:57:55,347 --> 00:57:57,304
I understand,
Miss Drury.

1019
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,758
But I can hardly
pretend to approve.

1020
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:03,061
Changes of heart often happen,
that's only to be expected.

1021
00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:04,807
But the deliberate
use of the society

1022
00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:06,903
in a scheme to inveigle
the father's interest...

1023
00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,692
But I just had to know.

1024
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,235
Don't you see?

1025
00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:14,689
Well, it's done now.

1026
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:17,491
I don't suppose it's
caused any actual harm.

1027
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:22,868
Let's hope for the baby's sake
that it hasn't been in vain.

1028
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,996
Thank you so much.

1029
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:29,211
As a matter of fact, don't you think it
might make a very appealing picture,

1030
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:32,382
if you were to walk out to him
with the baby in your arms.

1031
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,676
Homework, I suppose.

1032
00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,229
I hope she's awake.

1033
00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,148
I'll go and get her.

1034
00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:40,150
Hello? Yes?

1035
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,157
Chicago?
Yes, he's here.

1036
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,576
Chicago calling you.

1037
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,033
Oh.

1038
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:50,419
Hello?

1039
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:52,787
Yes, speaking.

1040
00:59:54,216 --> 00:59:56,048
Who?

1041
00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:59,502
Oh, Cas.
Well, how are you, my boy?

1042
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,547
J.J., listen.

1043
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:08,678
I find myself in an
extremely awkward position.

1044
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:10,638
Uh-huh.

1045
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,607
Mmm-hmm.

1046
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:15,271
Well, well, well.

1047
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:21,316
I can see that you are not
exaggerating your quandary.

1048
01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,656
Well, how do
you like that?

1049
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:29,286
No kidding! Well,
then what did she do?

1050
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,959
Listen.
Now, what I want you to do is this, J.J.

1051
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:33,712
Yes?

1052
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,957
Well,
of course, my boy.

1053
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:41,385
Leave it entirely to me and rest
assured that I'll handle it

1054
01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:45,260
with all the tact and delicacy
of a crooked diplomat.

1055
01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:48,217
Goodbye.

1056
01:00:48,436 --> 01:00:50,678
Oh, and my love
to the little one.

1057
01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:57,943
That was Cas.

1058
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,239
Well?

1059
01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:03,566
Huh?

1060
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:06,243
Oh, he says
he can't make it tonight.

1061
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:09,330
Can't make it?

1062
01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,782
No, he...

1063
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,744
Tied up.
He ran into an old friend.

1064
01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:15,498
Two, in fact.

1065
01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:17,797
One old and one new.

1066
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:23,169
What do you say we all
catch a movie tonight?

1067
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:48,782
Mr. Brown?

1068
01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:50,238
Come in.

1069
01:01:58,089 --> 01:01:59,625
What's the matter?

1070
01:02:01,301 --> 01:02:04,465
I don't know.
I wish I did.

1071
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,717
Did something happen?

1072
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:11,801
Well,
at 3:00 this morning,

1073
01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:15,096
she belched.

1074
01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:17,898
Well, that's fine,
isn't it, for babies?

1075
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:22,020
Under the circumstances,
I'm not so sure.

1076
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,949
Anyway,
I took her up and weighed her.

1077
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:29,698
She gained an ounce and a
fraction since the 10:00 feeding.

1078
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,324
No kidding!

1079
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,950
And then she threw up.

1080
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:39,457
Oh, well, that
was it, then. Too full.

1081
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:41,873
No, wait a minute.

1082
01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:44,129
After she threw up,
I weighed her again.

1083
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,757
She still had that
ounce and a fraction.

1084
01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:48,383
Can you beat it?

1085
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:53,889
Monica,
there's only one explanation to such growth.

1086
01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:55,895
What's that?

1087
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,440
Glands.

1088
01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:00,391
Already?

1089
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:05,229
If her thyroids backfiring,
anything can happen.

1090
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,779
Too much of that juice
and you're a giant.

1091
01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:12,362
Not enough
and you're a midget.

1092
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,239
Maybe it's the other
way around.

1093
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:16,375
One or the other.

1094
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:21,120
Look, Mr. Brown,
if you're really so worried,

1095
01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:22,796
why don't you
call in a doctor?

1096
01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:24,465
No, no. Not yet.

1097
01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:27,509
If it gets any worse,

1098
01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:29,601
if she really begins to
spread out in a big way,

1099
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,722
then I'll do
something about it.

1100
01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:34,550
Meanwhile,
I'm gonna watch it very closely.

1101
01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:37,081
For one thing, instead of just
weighing her five times a day,

1102
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:39,267
I think I'd better
check it every hour.

1103
01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:47,029
What about the formula?

1104
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,634
I don't know what
we can do about it.

1105
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,469
We can't get it without
them finding out where I am

1106
01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:52,485
and I can't have that.

1107
01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:58,074
Anyway, I got some new stuff yesterday,
Pablum Wablum.

1108
01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:04,755
It's kind to baby's stomach,
it says on the box.

1109
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,173
Will you want me?

1110
01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:08,571
If you can arrange it,
I'll be scrubbed up in about an hour.

1111
01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:09,711
I'll be back.

1112
01:04:35,497 --> 01:04:37,784
Don't you worry, my darling.

1113
01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:41,117
No matter what happens,
I don't care how big you get.

1114
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,537
Daddy's always
gonna be with you,

1115
01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:48,791
and Daddy's always
going to love you.

1116
01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:12,110
Hotel Windsor.

1117
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,324
What about
the goat milk?

1118
01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:15,572
I'm still trying.

1119
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,115
Goat?
Goat milk.

1120
01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:19,075
Oh, you can't do that, you know.
Do what?

1121
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:20,476
It's strictly against
the rules, goats.

1122
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,500
I don't want a goat.

1123
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:23,834
Ruin a hotel, absolutely.

1124
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,707
I have no intention
of getting a goat.

1125
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,602
You have no idea how
they smell up a place.

1126
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,498
Eat the silk,
butt old people around.

1127
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,277
Oh, I couldn't
possibly let you do that.

1128
01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:32,302
All right,
I'll forget it.

1129
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:34,469
Then you'll be a lot better off, believe me.
Thanks.

1130
01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:37,076
Oh, why don't you get yourself
some goldfish, no trouble at all,

1131
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,557
and they die overnight.

1132
01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:58,785
All quiet?

1133
01:05:58,955 --> 01:05:59,991
Still sleeping.

1134
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,000
You didn't go near her,
did you, Frank?

1135
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:26,480
No,
I chased a fly past her,

1136
01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,523
but I breathed
through my nose.

1137
01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,021
Germs, you know.
Yeah.

1138
01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,523
No matter how clean we think we are,
we all carry germs.

1139
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,299
Yeah, I know.
Every week I read about it

1140
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:36,357
in the Sunday
magazine section.

1141
01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:37,692
Scratch all night.

1142
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:40,994
What'd he say
about the scales?

1143
01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:42,287
Absolutely accurate,

1144
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:43,951
I watched when
he tested them.

1145
01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,458
I simply can't
understand it.

1146
01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,594
She looks all right,
don't you think?

1147
01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,637
She looks just
wonderful to me.

1148
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,340
What's the matter,
is something wrong?

1149
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:03,141
She gained a pound.

1150
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:04,560
Is that bad?

1151
01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:07,228
A pound in one week?

1152
01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:09,606
Do you realize
that's 52 pounds a year?

1153
01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:10,978
Well, I like big women.

1154
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:12,776
But not that big.

1155
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:16,230
At that rate, she'll be about
12 feet high and 4 feet square.

1156
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:21,869
It's the formula.
We still haven't hit it, Monica.

1157
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,840
We've got to find something
a little bit weaker.

1158
01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:34,418
We've got to
slow her down.

1159
01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:35,634
You feed her much?

1160
01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:38,426
No, only when she cries.

1161
01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:40,800
What about
the one on Page 16?

1162
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,015
Oh, that one
was dynamite,

1163
01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:44,007
you can see her
grow with that one.

1164
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:46,511
Why don't you...
Why don't you put a little gin in it?

1165
01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:48,311
Gin?

1166
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:50,209
Well, that's the way
they say they make jockeys,

1167
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,316
put a little gin
in their Wheaties.

1168
01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:56,228
Monica, suppose you
try the hospital?

1169
01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:57,528
Which one?

1170
01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:00,198
The Ellen Harris Hospital,
where she was born.

1171
01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,072
But don't
tell them that.

1172
01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:03,698
Why?
Don't they know it?

1173
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,701
Never mind why,
don't tell them anything.

1174
01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:13,371
Operator,
get me State 4567.

1175
01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:16,214
What'll I ask?

1176
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,338
Ask for Dr. Zernerke,
Martha Zernerke.

1177
01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:21,637
And ask her what the dickens
you feed a 4-weeks-old baby.

1178
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:24,682
Ellen Harris Hospital?
Dr. Zernerke, please.

1179
01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,474
Answer no questions,
understand?

1180
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:27,802
Yes, sir.

1181
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:31,765
Dr. Zernerke?
What do you feed a 4-weeks-old baby?

1182
01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:34,441
I'm sorry,
but I couldn't possibly prescribe

1183
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,188
a formula for a baby
I didn't know.

1184
01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:37,986
Especially over
the phone.

1185
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:39,779
Who is this speaking?

1186
01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:42,358
Hello? Hello?

1187
01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:47,617
I'm sorry.

1188
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:50,791
Well, I must say,
he's the most peculiar young man.

1189
01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:52,956
As you know,
these reports on the baby's health

1190
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:55,788
have been coming in at the
rate of two or three a day.

1191
01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:57,985
And if they're to be believed,
you have no serious reason

1192
01:08:58,009 --> 01:08:59,090
for concern on that score.

1193
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:00,418
May I see those?

1194
01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:01,673
Certainly.

1195
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,847
Oh, he won't let anything
happen to her, I know that.

1196
01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,178
But I want my baby.

1197
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,554
Of course you do.

1198
01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:10,477
And I want to kill him.

1199
01:09:10,688 --> 01:09:12,429
You really think we
need to go that far?

1200
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:15,357
Well, we can certainly
put him in jail, can't we?

1201
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:16,900
That goes quite
without saying.

1202
01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:19,524
The only question
remaining is for how long?

1203
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:20,946
Forever.

1204
01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:25,159
Jail forever. Check.

1205
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,407
All ready, Mr. Brown.

1206
01:09:44,806 --> 01:09:45,806
Nipples?

1207
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,345
Pablum Wablum?

1208
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:50,642
Which one do you think you'll use?

1209
01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:52,685
Well, let's see,

1210
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:56,356
Tuesday we used the one on Page 16,
with the barley sugar,

1211
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:58,559
but I don't think
she cared for that.

1212
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,815
She kept it.

1213
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:05,821
Well, then we switched to
18 with the sugar and milk.

1214
01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:08,322
Then we took a shot
at 22, with Vitro.

1215
01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:14,621
What I think we better do today
is combine he whole business

1216
01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:18,796
on a base of Pablum Wablum
and lace it with milk.

1217
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,254
Here.

1218
01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:32,811
Thanks.

1219
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:43,255
We're bound to hit it
sooner or later, you know.

1220
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,051
Who is it?

1221
01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:49,542
It's me, Mr. Brown,
Frank.

1222
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:50,925
Oh, come in.

1223
01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:56,394
I got it.

1224
01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:57,598
Got what?

1225
01:11:57,855 --> 01:11:59,972
The formula,
what Monica said you was after.

1226
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,188
Did you tell...

1227
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,980
No, sir, I never
told them a thing.

1228
01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,187
They didn't ask you?
Sure they asked me.

1229
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:07,645
The minute
they heard your name,

1230
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,051
right away,
that's the first thing

1231
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:10,302
they wanted to know,
where was you.

1232
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,238
They recognized the name?

1233
01:12:12,453 --> 01:12:13,739
Recognize it?

1234
01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:16,368
Boy, what did you
do to that hospital?

1235
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,060
You didn't tell them
where I was, did you?

1236
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,353
What do you take
me for, a chump?

1237
01:12:19,377 --> 01:12:20,618
I never told
them nothing.

1238
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,203
Not even your number?

1239
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,421
Well, what number?

1240
01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:24,838
Your phone number.

1241
01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:27,041
Well,
what would they want with my phone number?

1242
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:30,094
I didn't call them,
I went right over to them in person.

1243
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:33,244
You went to the hospital?

1244
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:34,465
Why not?

1245
01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:37,093
In that uniform?

1246
01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:39,268
Sure,
the hotel don't care.

1247
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:49,355
Well, what's the matter?
What'd I do now?

1248
01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:51,572
Look at your pockets,
you dummy.

1249
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:53,992
What's wrong with my pocket?
There's a...

1250
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,118
Holy jumping Jupiter.

1251
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,416
How do you like that?

1252
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:02,868
Oh, listen,
Mr. Brown...

1253
01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:04,373
Please let me think.

1254
01:13:12,096 --> 01:13:14,179
Do you think
they'll come for her?

1255
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,006
You bet
they'll come for her.

1256
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:18,933
Then why don't you get out of
here and go somewhere else?

1257
01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:21,290
With what? I don't even know
how I'm gonna pay my bill here,

1258
01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:22,430
much less move.

1259
01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:26,687
What will they do with her?

1260
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,190
Do with her?

1261
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,237
They're gonna
give her away.

1262
01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:35,614
People are gonna drop around and look her
over like picking out a secondhand car.

1263
01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:36,930
If they like her,
they take her.

1264
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,234
If not,
back she goes into stock.

1265
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,905
That's what
they're gonna do with her.

1266
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,286
But how can they
if you're the father?

1267
01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:43,520
Being a father
is not enough,

1268
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:44,876
you've got to
be a mother, too.

1269
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,830
If that ain't murder.

1270
01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:51,417
A man's not capable of taking care of
a child, not according to the courts.

1271
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:53,280
He can build bridges,
he can fly around the world,

1272
01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:55,421
he can be president and run
the whole United States,

1273
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,480
but taking care of a child
is too much for him!

1274
01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,346
For that, you've got to be a woman.
Any woman.

1275
01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:04,646
But don't you worry,
my darling,

1276
01:14:04,857 --> 01:14:06,769
we'll see
if we're licked yet.

1277
01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:09,192
You mean, if you married again,
you could keep her?

1278
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,644
That's right.

1279
01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:26,827
Monica?

1280
01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,082
Yes, sir?

1281
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:29,788
I...

1282
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:32,715
I find myself in an
extremely awkward position.

1283
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:33,927
Yes, sir.

1284
01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:35,929
Are you married?

1285
01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:37,299
Me?

1286
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:39,051
Are you engaged?

1287
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:42,225
No, not definitely.

1288
01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:47,056
Well, what I'm going to say may come
to you as somewhat of a surprise.

1289
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,890
How's that,
Mr. Brown?

1290
01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:53,354
Will you marry me?

1291
01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:55,572
Do what?

1292
01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:56,783
Marry me.

1293
01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:58,988
When?
Now.

1294
01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:00,660
Are you kidding?

1295
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,406
How do you like that?
Go on.

1296
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:06,370
Go on?

1297
01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:08,827
Well, what about me?

1298
01:15:10,423 --> 01:15:11,584
You? Oh.

1299
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:13,711
Oh, uh...

1300
01:15:15,886 --> 01:15:18,246
Well, it must be obvious that
I'd never make such a proposal

1301
01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:20,426
involving my whole
life and happiness

1302
01:15:20,641 --> 01:15:22,928
and the whole life and
happiness of my daughter,

1303
01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:24,430
if I hadn't...

1304
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:31,984
If I hadn't fallen under
the spell of your warmth

1305
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:36,108
and your
attractiveness,

1306
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,033
and...

1307
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,242
And?

1308
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,284
And beauty.

1309
01:15:48,419 --> 01:15:51,287
Well, you're cute,
I'll say that for you.

1310
01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:53,041
Will you?

1311
01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:54,793
What do you think?

1312
01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:57,342
Why not?
He's better than anything you figured to get.

1313
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,342
All right, I accept.

1314
01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:04,390
Okay, get out of
that stuff and let's go.

1315
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,400
Frank, I want you to wait right here.
Yes, sir.

1316
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,665
Don't answer the telephone and
don't let anybody in. Understand?

1317
01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:10,555
Yes, sir.
Nobody.

1318
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:13,233
We'll be back in half an hour.
All right.

1319
01:16:16,864 --> 01:16:18,355
Oh, what a chump.

1320
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,111
Yeah?

1321
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:25,515
Yeah, well,
you better step on it

1322
01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:27,246
'cause he's getting
ready to go out now.

1323
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,545
Oh, how do you like that?

1324
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:43,513
Fireproof, I imagine.

1325
01:16:47,978 --> 01:16:49,469
Come on, hurry up, will you?

1326
01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:54,315
Oh, I can't use that
elevator, Mr. Brown.

1327
01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:56,234
That is, not until
after the ceremony.

1328
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:57,731
Down?

1329
01:16:58,405 --> 01:16:59,405
No, thanks.

1330
01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:01,239
This way, Mr. Brown.

1331
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,860
Hotel Windsor.
Just a moment please.

1332
01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:06,411
Mr. Casanova Brown.

1333
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,622
622.

1334
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:10,032
Must be a party.

1335
01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:21,751
Very shrewd move.

1336
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:23,303
Not at all.

1337
01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:26,302
You would've done it yourself,
I'm sure, if it had occurred to you.

1338
01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:29,802
Hotel Windsor.
Just a moment please.

1339
01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:33,764
Look, Monica, I'm going to ask
you a very delicate question.

1340
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:35,645
Sir?

1341
01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:38,180
Would you mind very much if we
took the baby along with us?

1342
01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,320
You don't think it'll
look sort of peculiar?

1343
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,363
Oh, I'll explain it to 'em.

1344
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:46,701
Sorry.
That's quite all right.

1345
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,198
It's so crowded.

1346
01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:50,531
Who does your mother think I am,
Frank Buck?

1347
01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:52,769
How can I bring him back alive
if he doesn't want to come?

1348
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,079
Father.

1349
01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:56,106
He wrote you all about it,
which is more than I would have done,

1350
01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:58,497
so what else is
there to discuss?

1351
01:17:58,716 --> 01:18:01,584
Truth of the matter is,
no man born of woman is really safe

1352
01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:04,465
as long as he can draw
one feeble, faltering breath.

1353
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,716
Father, please.

1354
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:09,661
Get the bottle,
I'll feed her in the cab.

1355
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,051
Check.

1356
01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,012
16.

1357
01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:16,473
617.

1358
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:17,728
618.

1359
01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,275
619.

1360
01:18:19,486 --> 01:18:20,486
620.

1361
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:22,028
621.

1362
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:23,400
Ah, 622.

1363
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:25,533
Cas?

1364
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:26,740
Who?

1365
01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:29,239
Mr. Brown,
Mr. Casanova Brown.

1366
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,538
Out.

1367
01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:32,707
Where?

1368
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,199
Walking!

1369
01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:36,080
What do you say
we pull this conversation

1370
01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:39,129
down about three notches,
unless you're deaf.

1371
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:41,502
Where's the baby?

1372
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,299
She's out with him.

1373
01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:45,547
Then what are you
doing with that bottle?

1374
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:48,050
I just...
I'm just trying it.

1375
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:50,264
With a nipple,
at your age?

1376
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,684
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

1377
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,136
We'll wait.

1378
01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:56,972
Oh, naturally.

1379
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:03,236
Where is Mrs. Drury?

1380
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,981
Oh, she isn't here.

1381
01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:10,068
That much I'd worked
out for myself.

1382
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,573
Why isn't she here?

1383
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,701
Doesn't she like to
be in it, the finals?

1384
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,282
Father, please.

1385
01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:19,161
Just to clear up any
possible misunderstanding,

1386
01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:22,339
my interest is in the baby.
Not the father.

1387
01:19:24,134 --> 01:19:26,547
Still telling fortunes?

1388
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,298
I beg your pardon.

1389
01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:31,222
Sagittarius, Jupiter,
Pluto, all that rot.

1390
01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:33,049
Oh, no, no more of that.

1391
01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:35,180
Sobered up, eh?

1392
01:19:35,396 --> 01:19:37,353
Oh, she's quite
settled down now.

1393
01:19:37,564 --> 01:19:38,680
She's in politics.

1394
01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:43,276
Nothing upsets a man like
a wife tearing around town

1395
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:45,979
with straws in her hair.

1396
01:19:46,198 --> 01:19:49,487
Well,
she lost faith when the baby came.

1397
01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:51,614
It was supposed
to be a boy.

1398
01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,570
Yeah, they can't
never tell.

1399
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:55,496
That predetermination
of sex

1400
01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,167
still baffles science.

1401
01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:01,244
It says so on
the Sunday magazine section.

1402
01:20:01,463 --> 01:20:04,956
Hadn't you better nip along
with that ice water for 1032?

1403
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,211
What ice water?

1404
01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:09,465
1032 didn't call
for no ice water.

1405
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:14,015
Well, then,
haven't you any other duties to attend to?

1406
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:17,515
I... I think I'm supposed to
stay here till he gets back.

1407
01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:19,266
Back, from where?

1408
01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:20,481
City Hall.

1409
01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:23,650
City Hall?
What on earth is he doing at City Hall?

1410
01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,352
Getting married.

1411
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,813
Again?

1412
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,821
Maybe I ain't supposed
to tell you that, though.

1413
01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:36,246
Is this the same fellow that was
marrying all the rest of them?

1414
01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:39,411
He's in a nuptial rut.

1415
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:42,794
Is this some sort of joke?

1416
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:44,005
Not by me, ma'am.

1417
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:46,665
Who made bingo this time?

1418
01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:49,922
He married a Miss Monica
Case of Cicero, I believe.

1419
01:20:50,137 --> 01:20:52,720
It's one of them
whirlwind romances.

1420
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:05,187
He never made a move
without consulting you,

1421
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:07,894
is the way
I believe you described it.

1422
01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:23,785
Thank you.

1423
01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:29,298
We want to get married.

1424
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:40,014
Now, you take me.
I'm simply crazy about money.

1425
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,767
Not just a little money.
Lots of money.

1426
01:21:42,981 --> 01:21:44,438
All I can lay
my hands on.

1427
01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:45,766
I like it.

1428
01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:47,395
But do you think
for one second

1429
01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:50,649
that Mrs. Ferris understands
or appreciates this taste?

1430
01:21:53,283 --> 01:21:54,865
Fun, isn't it?

1431
01:21:55,077 --> 01:21:56,443
Yes.

1432
01:21:57,788 --> 01:21:59,529
Come in.

1433
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:02,468
Could I ask you gentlemen to step
into the bedroom for a few minutes,

1434
01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:04,455
the maid would like
to give this room

1435
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:07,253
a little going over
before Mr. Brown gets back.

1436
01:22:07,464 --> 01:22:09,456
Well... Very well.

1437
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,340
She won't be a minute.

1438
01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:42,290
Anybody see you?

1439
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,040
No,
they're in the bedroom.

1440
01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:45,835
Hey,
where are you going?

1441
01:22:45,836 --> 01:22:47,077
The crib.

1442
01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:48,648
That's the hotel's.
What have I got in the bedroom?

1443
01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:50,379
Some laundry and
those white kimonos.

1444
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:51,943
All right, try to get it if you can.
I'll get them.

1445
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,128
If you can't...
I'll get them.

1446
01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:55,794
Leave that gown
and things here.

1447
01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:57,574
Then take the rest of this
stuff down the back elevator.

1448
01:22:57,598 --> 01:22:58,741
Make some kind of
a bundle out of it,

1449
01:22:58,765 --> 01:22:59,909
and wait for me at
the service entrance.

1450
01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:01,299
How long?

1451
01:23:01,518 --> 01:23:03,621
Look, I've got to feed this
baby before I do anything else.

1452
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,433
She hasn't had
a bite to eat in two hours.

1453
01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:10,187
All right, darling, look, Daddy's
cooling it off just as fast as he can.

1454
01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:17,407
Won't be long,
just as soon as she feeds and belches.

1455
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:21,407
All right, darling.
Daddy understands.

1456
01:23:27,294 --> 01:23:30,583
Really this has turned into such a
pleasant and charming afternoon.

1457
01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:34,006
I scarcely care
when Cas gets back.

1458
01:23:34,218 --> 01:23:36,551
Would you like also
to learn pinochle?

1459
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,720
Here.

1460
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:44,092
The maid would like
to straighten up, ma'am.

1461
01:24:20,472 --> 01:24:22,634
She's out
there now, by the window.

1462
01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:24,769
But I'm gonna telephone
the room and ask for her.

1463
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:26,257
That will get her
out of the way.

1464
01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:27,639
Okay, thanks.

1465
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,618
All right, all right,
Daddy's doing the best he can.

1466
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:55,038
After all, it's not Daddy's fault
if this doggone old nipple...

1467
01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,959
There see,
Daddy fixed it.

1468
01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,095
Didn't Daddy tell you
he'd fix it?

1469
01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:05,469
Daddy fixed bad old nipple.

1470
01:25:15,861 --> 01:25:18,228
Is she all right?

1471
01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:20,404
Why, of course
she's all right.

1472
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:32,742
Oh, Cas.

1473
01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:36,375
Oh, Cas, how she's grown!

1474
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,003
Not too much, you think?

1475
01:25:40,177 --> 01:25:42,669
Oh, no, no,
she's just perfect.

1476
01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:45,505
Oh, you blessed,
blessed little angel.

1477
01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:47,681
Isn't she?

1478
01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:49,662
Don't touch her when she's feeding.
Makes her nervous.

1479
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,927
Oh.

1480
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,103
She's very...
Very high-strung.

1481
01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:55,432
Not too high-strung,
is she?

1482
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:56,983
No, no. Just...
Just sensitive.

1483
01:25:58,862 --> 01:26:01,149
And she hasn't
been sick at all?

1484
01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:02,697
Why, of course not.

1485
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,025
She's had the very best of care and she's,
she's...

1486
01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:06,693
What's that
on her cheek?

1487
01:26:06,912 --> 01:26:08,153
Where?

1488
01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:10,329
Right there
under her eye.

1489
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:13,157
Oh, just a little heat rash.
Nothing serious.

1490
01:26:15,545 --> 01:26:18,379
Gee, you know all
about it, don't you?

1491
01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:20,735
Well, I've tried to keep abreast
of the best authorities.

1492
01:26:20,759 --> 01:26:22,671
I've read all the books
on the subject.

1493
01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:27,802
Quite concerned about her now, aren't you?
All of a sudden.

1494
01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,632
What do you mean?

1495
01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:32,594
I hardly noticed such solicitude
the last time we discussed her.

1496
01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:35,013
Oh, Cas.

1497
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,645
How could I have
been such a fool?

1498
01:26:41,571 --> 01:26:42,903
Please, darling.

1499
01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,606
I... I mean, Isabel.

1500
01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,070
Don't, honey.

1501
01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:51,405
I never meant to
give her away, darling.

1502
01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:54,366
I might just as well try
to give away my heart.

1503
01:26:56,753 --> 01:26:58,540
I couldn't live without her.

1504
01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,504
Well, why did you say so?

1505
01:27:03,427 --> 01:27:06,090
Because I was stupid,
of course.

1506
01:27:06,304 --> 01:27:10,093
Because I wanted you to
come running and stop it.

1507
01:27:10,267 --> 01:27:14,807
I wanted you to see her and
want her and want me again.

1508
01:27:16,732 --> 01:27:18,769
That's why
I went to Chicago,

1509
01:27:18,984 --> 01:27:20,941
so it would be easier
for you to get there.

1510
01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:22,689
Good heavens!

1511
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:25,021
Isn't it the truth?

1512
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:27,653
But one little word.
Just one little word. I...

1513
01:27:27,868 --> 01:27:28,868
I know.

1514
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,570
I know now,
now that it's too late.

1515
01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,408
Oh! Excuse me.

1516
01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:45,466
What do you do now?

1517
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:49,261
Well, after feeding a baby of this age,
you hold her like this,

1518
01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:53,846
supporting the small of the
back with the left hand,

1519
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:56,427
and then pat her gently.
Like this.

1520
01:28:03,987 --> 01:28:06,320
Oh, let me, will you?

1521
01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:08,693
Well, I don't know.
With those clothes.

1522
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:10,785
Wait.

1523
01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:20,201
If she ever got to him...

1524
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:22,286
I'll give him
just one more hour.

1525
01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:25,590
If he's not here by then,
I'm simply going to the movies.

1526
01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:30,128
That's it, right there.

1527
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:31,806
Now pat.

1528
01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:34,802
Not too hard.

1529
01:28:35,018 --> 01:28:37,726
Oh, Mommy's so sorry.

1530
01:28:37,938 --> 01:28:40,897
Very gently.
That's the ticket.

1531
01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:45,397
There. Mama didn't mean to
hurt her blessed little angel.

1532
01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:46,773
A little higher.

1533
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,108
Like that?
There.

1534
01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:53,071
Oh, Cas.

1535
01:28:53,286 --> 01:28:55,243
Isn't she just
a little dream?

1536
01:28:57,541 --> 01:29:00,409
Well, well,
I've gotten quite used to her, of course.

1537
01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:15,340
Look, what did you mean by
"now that it's too late."

1538
01:29:16,893 --> 01:29:18,134
Oh, that...

1539
01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:21,141
That man,
the bell captain told us.

1540
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:23,143
Told you what?

1541
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,817
What you've...
What you've done.

1542
01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:31,113
And I do want you to know, Cas,
I do hope deeply and sincerely

1543
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:33,486
that you'll be very happy.

1544
01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:36,406
Me?

1545
01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:38,408
Both of you, of course.

1546
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:40,581
Both of who?

1547
01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:44,460
Didn't you...

1548
01:29:44,671 --> 01:29:47,459
Didn't you get
married this afternoon?

1549
01:29:47,674 --> 01:29:49,461
This afternoon? No.

1550
01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:55,129
You mean you're not
married at all? To anybody?

1551
01:29:55,348 --> 01:29:57,188
No,
you can't get married like that in Chicago,

1552
01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:59,008
you have to wait three days.

1553
01:29:59,769 --> 01:30:00,805
Really?

1554
01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:05,978
No, I'm not
married to anybody.

1555
01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:09,189
Are you?

1556
01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:18,704
Well.

1557
01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:21,076
Come closer, Cas,
I can't see you.

1558
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:22,452
Oh, I'm here,
all right.

1559
01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:25,875
Don't stop
patting her.

1560
01:30:26,087 --> 01:30:27,087
Oh.

1561
01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:30,168
Oh, you sweet little thing.

1562
01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:34,585
What am I
patting her for?

1563
01:30:34,804 --> 01:30:36,011
Oh, don't you know?

1564
01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:37,713
Well, after
every feeding...

1565
01:30:38,475 --> 01:30:39,932
What?
Wait.

1566
01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:42,305
I think she's about ready.
Listen.

1567
01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:48,475
Oh, Cas!

1568
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,776
Isn't that wonderful?

1569
01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:52,924
Right after each feeding just
as regular as clockwork.

1570
01:30:56,910 --> 01:30:58,993
Oh, darling.

1571
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,945
I've got so much to learn.

1572
01:31:02,165 --> 01:31:04,953
Don't you worry.
I'll...

1573
01:31:05,168 --> 01:31:07,251
I'll teach you, Mama.