1 00:00:57,034 --> 00:01:00,241 Well, folks, there's not much doubt about what's happening. 2 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,517 We continue with the latest returns. 3 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,310 Illinois is just reporting. 4 00:01:04,379 --> 00:01:07,137 Roosevelt, 54,897. 5 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:10,482 Hoover, 13,242. 6 00:01:10,551 --> 00:01:13,586 Virginia, Roosevelt, 11,987. 7 00:01:13,655 --> 00:01:16,448 Hoover, 4354. 8 00:01:16,517 --> 00:01:19,655 Ohio, Roosevelt, 18,361. 9 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:22,344 Hoover, 3530. 10 00:01:22,413 --> 00:01:25,310 We're going to hear from Pennsylvania in just a second. 11 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:28,758 North Dakota, Hoover, 2767. 12 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:31,310 Roosevelt, 5299. 13 00:01:31,379 --> 00:01:34,172 Iowa, Roosevelt, 14,874. 14 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:36,517 Hoover, 10,342. 15 00:01:36,586 --> 00:01:39,758 Kentucky, Roosevelt, 5936. 16 00:01:39,827 --> 00:01:42,655 Hoover, 3542. 17 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:44,241 Here's another dispatch from Idaho... 18 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:46,448 ...always a Republican stronghold. 19 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:48,172 Hoover, 946. 20 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,689 Roosevelt, 2288. 21 00:01:50,758 --> 00:01:52,355 President Hoover has just sent a telegram... 22 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,655 ...of congratulations to Governor Roosevelt. 23 00:01:54,724 --> 00:01:56,344 It's all over but the shouting. 24 00:01:56,413 --> 00:01:58,379 This has been the greatest Democratic landslide... 25 00:01:58,448 --> 00:02:00,275 ...in the history of American politics. 26 00:02:00,344 --> 00:02:02,827 Governor Roosevelt has carried practically every state... 27 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:04,827 ...sweeping all opposition before him. 28 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:06,862 It certainly marks the end of one era... 29 00:02:06,931 --> 00:02:08,586 ...and the beginning of another. 30 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,379 Well, here's something interesting. 31 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:18,793 A flash from Milwaukee. 32 00:02:18,862 --> 00:02:20,344 The brewing interests plan... 33 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,827 ...to start immediate production of beer. 34 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:24,103 And a flash from California. 35 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:25,896 Governor Rolph announces... 36 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:27,562 ...that he intends to release all prisoners... 37 00:02:27,586 --> 00:02:30,068 ...held for liquor violations in that state. 38 00:02:30,137 --> 00:02:32,241 Listen to this, from New York State. 39 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,103 Democratic leaders announce that Roosevelt... 40 00:02:34,172 --> 00:02:36,137 ...will use all his influence... 41 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:39,172 ...to have the 18th Amendment repealed as soon as possible. 42 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:42,379 It looks as if the Noble Experiment... 43 00:02:42,448 --> 00:02:43,931 ...was on its last legs. 44 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,137 The handwriting on the wall for Prohibition. 45 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:48,827 It's taken us 12 years to realize-- 46 00:02:53,137 --> 00:02:56,103 Well, it's all over, boys. We're washed up. 47 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:58,758 I knew it was coming. What did I always tell? 48 00:02:58,827 --> 00:03:00,586 I knew it was too good to last. 49 00:03:00,655 --> 00:03:03,586 Well, it lasted long enough to put us in the dough. 50 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:05,241 But it ain't no more. 51 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:18,482 Hey, you mugs, all of you, come here. Come and get it. 52 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:20,965 - What are you doing, Bugs? - This is the payoff. 53 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,655 Might as well cut it now and call it quits. 54 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:24,793 We're through. 55 00:03:26,103 --> 00:03:27,758 Just a minute. Pipe down. 56 00:03:27,827 --> 00:03:29,172 You just heard the bad news. 57 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:31,206 Our racket can't last much longer. 58 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:35,379 I'm stepping outta it tonight and if you're smart, you'll too. 59 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:38,068 Here you are, Butch. This is for the vine-covered cottage... 60 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:39,965 ...out in the country somewheres. 61 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:43,137 You can grow your own vegetables, sweetheart. 62 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:45,758 Here you are, Al. Split it up with the kids. 63 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:49,758 Alright, just a minute. I ain't kidding now. 64 00:03:49,827 --> 00:03:51,172 And another thing. 65 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:53,724 From right now on, no more mob, see? 66 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:55,413 No more organization. 67 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:57,034 We're all on our own. 68 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,931 Bugs, what are you gonna do? 69 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,965 I'm gonna mingle with the upper classes. 70 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:06,448 I'm gonna be a gentleman. 71 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:11,103 Roosevelt elected. Hey, paper here. 72 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:13,275 Read all about it. Beer in six months. 73 00:04:13,344 --> 00:04:14,896 - Hey, special extra. - Extra. 74 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:16,344 Read all about it. 75 00:04:16,413 --> 00:04:19,689 Roosevelt promises beer in April. 76 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:21,103 Why didn't you take your car? 77 00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:23,344 You're begging some guy to put one in you. 78 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:25,517 I feel like walking. I'm restless. 79 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:28,551 Quitting like this, I hate to see you do it, Bugs. 80 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:29,827 Stepping outta the picture. 81 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:32,137 Handing the town over to Joe Milano. 82 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:35,241 Well, it suits me. In six months, he'll be outta business. 83 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:38,172 I'm going to step out while I've still got mine. 84 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:39,620 Good evening, Mr. Ahearn. 85 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:42,379 - Yes, we have. - Roosevelt elected. 86 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:43,620 How do, Nelson? 87 00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:46,517 Did you and the boys vote today? 88 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:49,517 Six times apiece. 89 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:52,965 So Uncle Sam has muscled in on your racket, huh? Ha-ha-ha. 90 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,793 Beer in six months. 91 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:58,827 For a leaden nickel, I'd take a poke at that flatfoot. 92 00:04:58,896 --> 00:05:02,275 - Just one good poke. - No, no, don't, Bugs. 93 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,413 You're right, Al. 94 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:05,862 I got a million and a quarter salted away... 95 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,862 ...and all he's got is flat feet. 96 00:05:07,931 --> 00:05:09,551 Let him laugh. 97 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,241 What's eating the Little Giant tonight? 98 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:17,103 He's going out of business. 99 00:05:17,172 --> 00:05:19,655 How do you like that? 100 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:21,310 Bugs, is this on the level? 101 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:24,000 Yeah, it's on the level. I'm through. 102 00:05:24,068 --> 00:05:26,310 Why, honey... 103 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:28,931 ...you could no more quit than you could stop breathing. 104 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,551 - It's your life. - No? 105 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:35,034 Hey, you think I like to sweat and worry 20 hours a day? 106 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,620 Scheme, connive, play both ends against the middle... 107 00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:40,482 ...live on the edge of a volcano liable to blow up? 108 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:43,103 Think it's fun spending your life waiting for some mug 109 00:05:43,172 --> 00:05:44,586 to spray you with a gun? 110 00:05:44,655 --> 00:05:46,586 I can't go anywheres without a bodyguard. 111 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:48,620 I'm always tense, coiled up like a spring... 112 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:51,103 ...ready to duck the moment anybody flashes a rod. 113 00:05:51,172 --> 00:05:53,724 Every time I step into my car, get near a window... 114 00:05:53,793 --> 00:05:56,344 ...walk around the block. Every time somebody opens the door... 115 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:59,206 ...I hunch my shoulder waiting for that thunder. 116 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,448 That's how I've lived for the last 10 years. 117 00:06:01,517 --> 00:06:05,000 And believe me, sister, I got a bellyful. 118 00:06:05,068 --> 00:06:07,206 Must be great to have dough to quit on. 119 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:09,862 By cutting all the corners, I'll manage to eat... 120 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:12,586 ...and keep the rain off me. Yes siree. 121 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:15,034 I'm a young guy that knows all the answers... 122 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:17,310 ...and got my whole life before me. 123 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:19,793 Yeah, and I'm all washed up with mugs. 124 00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:23,172 I came from the gutter, but I'm stepping right outta it. 125 00:06:23,241 --> 00:06:24,965 I'm gonna meet some real people. 126 00:06:25,034 --> 00:06:27,620 Do something worthwhile, amount to something. 127 00:06:27,689 --> 00:06:30,620 When you meet these people, what are you gonna talk about? 128 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:32,379 Machine guns and beer? 129 00:06:32,448 --> 00:06:35,206 I'll manage to talk to them, alright, and they'll listen. 130 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:37,344 I've been reading a lot. I've been studying. 131 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:39,344 I ain't been wasting my time. 132 00:06:39,413 --> 00:06:42,310 What do you think I've been reading those books for? Here. 133 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,689 Greek philosophy. 134 00:06:45,758 --> 00:06:49,379 Pluto. Yeah, I bet you thought Pluto was a water. 135 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:52,000 I'm just crawling with education. 136 00:06:52,068 --> 00:06:53,689 I've been reading all them Greeks. 137 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:56,448 They do plenty beside shining shoes and running lunchrooms. 138 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,827 They don't do bad in a dark alley with a stiletto, either. 139 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:02,793 Yeah, smart guy, ain't you? 140 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:05,620 What do you think I've been buying those pictures for? 141 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,517 Here, take a hinge at that one. 142 00:07:11,137 --> 00:07:13,000 You ever seen anything like that before? 143 00:07:13,068 --> 00:07:14,827 Not since I've been off cocaine. 144 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,896 No, you dumb head. 145 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:21,241 You think that's a cat having a fit in a bucket of ketchup. 146 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,482 Well, it ain't, see? That's art. 147 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:26,551 Why, it's one of the finest examples of, uh, fu-- 148 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,103 Futurism. Yeah. 149 00:07:30,172 --> 00:07:34,103 Why, that's got, uh, dynamic rhythm. 150 00:07:34,172 --> 00:07:37,310 Yeah, that's what it's got, and tone color. 151 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:40,034 But it ain't got a nickel's worth of perspective. 152 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:41,965 You know, pictures without perspective... 153 00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:43,827 ...well, that's the last word in art today. 154 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,620 Go on, point out some perspective. I dare you to. 155 00:07:46,689 --> 00:07:48,000 What for? 156 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,206 Do you know how much that set me back? 157 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:52,275 Twelve hundred smackers. 158 00:07:52,344 --> 00:07:56,413 - It's a genuine Kaputzawich. - Who's he? 159 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:58,034 The guy who painted that picture. 160 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,344 - Oh. - Yeah. 161 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,586 What am I fixing to talk to them about? 162 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,620 See, I'm just crawling with culture. 163 00:08:03,689 --> 00:08:05,655 Ask me anything. What do you wanna know? 164 00:08:05,724 --> 00:08:08,344 Good reason why I shouldn't get stinking drunk. 165 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:11,000 What's the matter with me as a picture, darling? 166 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:12,827 Looks like you two wanna be alone. 167 00:08:12,896 --> 00:08:14,862 We could spare you. 168 00:08:14,931 --> 00:08:16,655 Mm? 169 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:19,172 Oh, no, not tonight, Josephine. 170 00:08:19,241 --> 00:08:21,482 I got a lotta heavy thinking to do. 171 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:23,413 Me for the hay. 172 00:08:23,482 --> 00:08:24,931 Goodnight. 173 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,724 ♪ Ta-ra-roo ♪ 174 00:08:27,793 --> 00:08:30,275 ♪ Ra-rum ♪ 175 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,137 ♪ La-la-la-laa ♪♪ 176 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:34,620 You know, that's the "Pilgrim's Chorus" by Wagner. 177 00:08:34,689 --> 00:08:35,689 Grand opera. 178 00:08:35,758 --> 00:08:37,758 ♪ Ta-ra-ra-raa ♪ 179 00:08:37,827 --> 00:08:39,689 ♪ Ra-ra ♪ 180 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:41,793 ♪ Ree-rum ♪ 181 00:08:41,862 --> 00:08:44,310 ♪ Ta-ra-rum ♪ 182 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:47,206 ♪ Ra-ra-rum ♪♪ 183 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,793 Yeah. 184 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:00,931 Phoned you a couple times this morning. 185 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,620 Well, I was down the Civic Auditorium... 186 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:05,413 ...listening to a lecture on technocracy. 187 00:09:05,482 --> 00:09:06,620 What's that? 188 00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:08,689 The guy's pan was all over whiskers. 189 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:11,620 He kept mumbling in them so I couldn't hear. 190 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:15,620 Oh, boy. The pro says I'm getting that left wrist swell. 191 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,586 - So the skids are under me, huh? - Well, it's tough. 192 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:23,310 Oh, us dames always get it sooner or later. 193 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:26,137 - It's like death of the taxes. - I hate to do this. 194 00:09:26,206 --> 00:09:29,689 - You been a great pal. - Never mind the song and dance. 195 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:32,034 Oh, I ain't sore, Bugs. 196 00:09:32,103 --> 00:09:35,172 You say quit, so it's quit. 197 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:39,551 Here, let me help you. 198 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:04,931 Why, honey, this is far too much. I couldn't take it. 199 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,137 Oh, go on, take it. It's yours. 200 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:10,310 You've been a great gal, honey. 201 00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:17,275 Oh, well. 202 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,344 So long. 203 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,482 Come see us sometime. 204 00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:26,758 All the luck in the world to you, Edith. 205 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,965 Thank you, dear. 206 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:30,517 Same to you. 207 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:43,413 - How'd she take it? - Standing up. 208 00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:45,275 Did you get rid of the trucks? 209 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,517 Yeah, the Ajax Trucking Company was glad. 210 00:10:47,586 --> 00:10:51,655 I sold all the ammunition to the Army and Navy store. Oh, here. 211 00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:53,068 Here's the checks. 212 00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:55,379 Swell. Say, did you get rid of the choppers? 213 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:57,724 Well, there ain't much market for machine guns. 214 00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:01,344 I phoned a Mexican in El Paso, he's gonna take all we got. 215 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:04,172 We're a cinch to get rid of our breweries and warehouses. 216 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:06,000 We can sell them to the government. 217 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,413 - The government? - Sure. 218 00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:09,655 Ain't they muscling in into our business? 219 00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:12,724 Well, that's swell. 220 00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:16,137 Oh, um.... 221 00:11:17,172 --> 00:11:18,862 Oh, Bugs? 222 00:11:18,931 --> 00:11:20,068 Yeah? 223 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,448 I was just kind of thinking. 224 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,896 Now that you've got rid of the boys, trucks, ammunition... 225 00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:29,413 ...and the choppers and Edith. I was wondering, well... 226 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:32,448 ...what you were figuring to do with me. 227 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,827 Why don't you take a little trip for yourself? 228 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:37,931 You mean, us split up? Oh, don't give me that. 229 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,172 We've been together since we was kids over on Blue Island Avenue. 230 00:11:41,241 --> 00:11:42,620 I know, but seeing as how-- 231 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:44,482 You're gonna put no skids under Al. 232 00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:46,517 Started with you and I'm sticking with you... 233 00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:49,137 ...even if I've to wade to my hips in art. 234 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:51,000 Look at the good times we had together. 235 00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:53,862 Remember the time we busted into that loft after them furs? 236 00:11:53,931 --> 00:11:55,689 Yeah, you went into a panic over... 237 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,896 ...that big stuffed polar bear in the corner. 238 00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:00,724 - I gave it to him. - You sure opened up on him. 239 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:02,758 The cops on the West Side was swarming... 240 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:05,000 ...that joint like they was bees around a hive. 241 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:08,103 And in reform school, when we got ahold of that saltpeter. 242 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:10,275 Hey, boy, will I ever forget that? 243 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,103 We dumped it in the sugar bowl. 244 00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:16,413 Yeah, boy, we certainly did have fun... 245 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:18,413 ...before we went in the big business. 246 00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:22,310 We're gonna keep on having fun, together. 247 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:25,689 Where Papa goes, Mama goes. 248 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:30,413 - Okay, you're in. - Swell. 249 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:32,620 Yeah, but you gotta keep improving yourself. 250 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:35,068 I'm serious about this getting-up-in-the-world idea... 251 00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:37,482 ...and I don't want no anchor to drag around. 252 00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:38,862 - Understand? - Uh-huh. 253 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,172 Hey, Jim. 254 00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:42,103 Frankie wants to see you. 255 00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:44,137 Alright. 256 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,689 Come on, Frankie, drag it in. 257 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,241 Hello, what's on your mind? 258 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,931 Bugs, I'm up in Joe Milano's joint. 259 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,068 I'm in the bathroom, but I hear them gabbing outside the door. 260 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:55,172 Joe and the boys are coming here and give you a going-over. 261 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:58,931 Yeah? So they found out who hijacked their trucks last week? 262 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,724 Yeah, Joe says they're gonna beat the can off you. 263 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:03,827 That greaseball's gonna beat us? 264 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:07,172 - He is, huh? I'll get the boys-- - Just a minute. 265 00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,655 I'll take care of this. 266 00:13:10,448 --> 00:13:11,758 Thanks for the tip. 267 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:16,310 Here, scram and buy yourself a cigar. 268 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,862 I'm practically gone, sweetheart. 269 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,275 - Much obliged for the sugar. - Let me phone the boys. 270 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:23,310 We'll put them in the other room. When Joe walks in-- 271 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:25,068 Yeah, we'll start shooting. 272 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,137 Put ourselves on the spot with the coppers, and what for? 273 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,758 That's all we need now. 274 00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:32,689 I told you we were through, and I meant it. 275 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,827 You gonna sit and let that garlic give you the finger? 276 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:39,068 - We'll blow outta town, quick. - Well, where? 277 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,620 Well, let me see. 278 00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:44,586 Say, how's for Europe? 279 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:47,413 My old man come from there. He says it ain't bad. 280 00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,137 Nope, you gotta have a passport. 281 00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:51,068 Okay, we'll get ourselves one. 282 00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:54,551 You can't get a passport unless you've a receipt of tax. 283 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,827 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 284 00:13:56,896 --> 00:13:58,517 Old Man Income Tax. 285 00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,517 And they call this a free country. 286 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,724 There's our dish. 287 00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,689 Golf, polo, the blue Pacific. 288 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,517 That don't sound bad for a starter. 289 00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:11,586 Great climate, plenty of class and far away. 290 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:14,655 "Santa Barb--" Say, I wonder what that "Santa" means. 291 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,965 That must be Spanish for saint. 292 00:14:17,034 --> 00:14:18,793 Yeah? 293 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,689 - What's eating you? - I was thinking. 294 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:25,482 A couple of hoodlums like us moving in on a saint. 295 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,137 - What do you want? - Western Union. Telegram. 296 00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:38,620 Who is it for? 297 00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,793 Milano. Joe Milano. 298 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:04,620 Hello, Bugs. We was just discussing you. 299 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,724 I'm leaving town. 300 00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:11,034 I didn't wanna overlook saying goodbye to you. 301 00:15:11,103 --> 00:15:12,551 Oh, sure. 302 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,172 Especially since I heard you was gonna call on me. 303 00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,965 Seeing as how I'm leaving town... 304 00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:28,827 ...I didn't want you guys to get the idea you was running me out. 305 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,137 Come on, Al. 306 00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:35,758 That train won't wait forever. 307 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,551 So long. Don't take any lead nickels. 308 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,965 No, I won't. 309 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,379 You use this to play them pansy games with. 310 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:51,862 If you get into any trouble... 311 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,689 ...you can bean some guy with them. 312 00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:56,103 I'll be using them. You can depend on that. 313 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,620 - Bugs? - Yeah? 314 00:15:57,689 --> 00:16:00,241 - I got something nifty for you. - What's it for, Red? 315 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,793 Kind of an outdoor chair. 316 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,862 This is to keep it from going too far in the ground. 317 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,655 This is to keep it under control at the other end. 318 00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:11,310 Well, that's just the thing I'll need, Red. 319 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:13,793 Hey, Bugs, here's all the words. 320 00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:16,620 Now you'll know what them dudes out there is talking about. 321 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,137 - Hey, Bugs? - Yeah? 322 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,413 Take these while you can still smell them. 323 00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:28,827 So long, boys. 324 00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:17,827 Oh, boy, what a view. 325 00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,724 Look at that ocean. 326 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,931 And them palm trees, real too. 327 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,551 Best I ever seen before was on picture postcards. 328 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,517 Yeah and them furnishings. 329 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:32,931 I don't know whether you know it but that's real Spanish. 330 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,689 Believe me, those Spaniards certainly knew their onions. 331 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,620 Boy, what a layout. 332 00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,379 Well, it ought to be. 333 00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,275 Take a squint at that. 334 00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,517 "Forty-five dol--" Per day? 335 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,586 Boy, we're traveling in a fast company. 336 00:17:46,655 --> 00:17:48,862 Forty-- Seven times 40, that's 280-- 337 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:50,862 It's over 300 bucks a week. 338 00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,689 It ain't the money that burns me. 339 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:55,137 I'll give over 300 a week to the bellhops here. 340 00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,965 I don't want them to get, they got a yap here. 341 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,482 Nobody ever made no sucker out of me. 342 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:02,000 "Forty-five do--" 343 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,793 Here goes some of their profit. 344 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,379 Forty-five dollars a day. 345 00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:14,344 The nerve of them guys. 346 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,000 Charging anything like that. 347 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:25,034 I'll show them where to get off. 348 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,137 Yes siree. 349 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,448 Up here. 350 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,000 Oh, you too. 351 00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:35,551 Yes. 352 00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:42,000 Yeah. 353 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,034 You going screwy? 354 00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:48,724 They ain't gonna make a chump out of me. 355 00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:51,103 Boy, I'm gonna get me money's worth. 356 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,034 Yessiree. 357 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,517 Yeah. 358 00:18:54,586 --> 00:18:56,310 I'll show them they can't get off. 359 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,551 Why do we've to put on these monkey suits? 360 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,068 Why couldn't we wear a tux? 361 00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:12,896 I tell you, nobody in this kind of joint wears tuxedos... 362 00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:14,689 ...at night but waiters. 363 00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:18,103 If you're wrong, you'd better order yourself an ambulance. 364 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,689 Hey, come here. 365 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:59,724 I suppose you're gonna tell me all these guys are waiters. 366 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:03,241 They're all dressed wrong. We're right. 367 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:07,000 Listening to you, it's a wonder I didn't end up here in pajamas. 368 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:13,689 Oh, this is great. 369 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:16,551 Perfect. Real class. 370 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,172 And what atmosphere. 371 00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:20,241 I get a kick outta this, don't you? 372 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,586 You can have my interest in it free. 373 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,931 You rather be in a cellar shooting crap. 374 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,068 - Just lead me to that cellar. - Hmm. 375 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,689 Mr. Stanley'll be here in a minute. 376 00:20:46,758 --> 00:20:48,344 Yes, Miss Cass. 377 00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:59,103 Hey, uh, don't turn around until I give you the office. 378 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:00,586 What's the matter? How many? 379 00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:04,034 - They got rods? - No, you ape, it's a skirt. 380 00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:05,379 And is she the McCoy. 381 00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:07,413 Thought some guy had the finger on us. 382 00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:10,689 One quick hinge at her and you can tell she's a lady. 383 00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,827 It's painted on her like a billboard. 384 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,862 - You wanna meet her? - Do you know her? 385 00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:17,448 No, but I can ease over there, break the ice. 386 00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,275 Mush-head. You ain't on North Clark Street. 387 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,827 You're in society. Here, you don't talk to people... 388 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,344 ...till you've been introduced. 389 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:26,275 Dames are alike all over the world. I bet I could-- 390 00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:29,793 You stay put or I'll bend this water bottle over your skull. 391 00:21:35,448 --> 00:21:36,517 Oh, boy, am I hungry. 392 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,379 Am I gonna give a big steak a good home. 393 00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:48,793 - They got me. - What? 394 00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:52,034 The score card. I can't read nothing on it but the date. 395 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,103 Oh, it's in French. 396 00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:57,068 Let's order the whole thing. Maybe there's a steak among it. 397 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:11,275 Yes, sir. Consommé, chicken and fried potatoes. 398 00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:14,137 Talk French, you chump, and talk it loud. 399 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:31,896 When did you learn how to talk this monkey jabber? 400 00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:34,482 I used to have 10 percent of a French dame. 401 00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:49,931 Alright, so why? 402 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,068 - It's a game. - What for? 403 00:22:53,137 --> 00:22:55,620 Listen, stupid. The guys in the white shirts... 404 00:22:55,689 --> 00:22:57,896 ...are playing against the guys in the red. 405 00:22:57,965 --> 00:22:59,931 Each team is trying to knock the ball... 406 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,034 ...through the other team's goal. Get it? 407 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:05,965 - Then what? - Oh, shut up. 408 00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:18,241 Oh, boy, there's that dame again. 409 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:21,517 I wish I could find out some way of getting properly introduced. 410 00:23:21,586 --> 00:23:23,793 You've been beefing about that since last night. 411 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,379 Why don't you give up? 412 00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:32,379 Leave it, leave it. 413 00:23:45,586 --> 00:23:48,137 Oh, come on, let's scram. This game's dead. 414 00:23:48,206 --> 00:23:49,965 There ain't no excitement. 415 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:08,620 Let's hop into town and pick up a couple of waitresses. 416 00:24:08,689 --> 00:24:11,482 I didn't come out here to hustle any waitresses. 417 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:14,448 First-class or nothing. 418 00:24:14,517 --> 00:24:17,137 They won't come near you, won't give you a tumble. 419 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,655 Yeah, they walk around us like we have smallpox. 420 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:22,482 Forty-five bucks a day and they high-hat you. 421 00:24:26,103 --> 00:24:28,103 They wouldn't let you in the golf club? 422 00:24:28,172 --> 00:24:30,103 Who said they wouldn't? 423 00:24:30,172 --> 00:24:32,034 It happens that one of the gazebos... 424 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,241 ...on membership committee is outta town. 425 00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:35,827 When'll he be back? 426 00:24:35,896 --> 00:24:37,241 They ain't so sure about that. 427 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,965 He's in Europe or something. 428 00:24:39,034 --> 00:24:40,517 - Europe, huh? - Yeah. 429 00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:43,517 - You're gonna get in? - Why, sure, I'm gonna get in. 430 00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:45,655 That's a cinch. 431 00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:49,413 We could get to Frisco and back before that guy comes back. 432 00:24:49,482 --> 00:24:52,068 Now, there's a great town, that Frisco. Wide-open. 433 00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:53,931 Good eats, good liquor and just crawling... 434 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,724 ...with beautiful friendly dames. 435 00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:58,586 And little Hymie give me a couple of good addresses. 436 00:25:02,103 --> 00:25:05,724 I wonder how long a guy could stay drunk if he really tried. 437 00:25:07,655 --> 00:25:11,206 Okay, we'll drive up there tomorrow and find out. 438 00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:14,103 Whoopee! 439 00:25:17,448 --> 00:25:19,448 Make out like you don't know me. 440 00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:25,275 Boy, am I glad to screw outta that morgue. 441 00:25:25,344 --> 00:25:27,551 Three days and we don't even get a tumble. 442 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:29,527 Yeah, you're right. A lotta half-witted chumps... 443 00:25:29,551 --> 00:25:32,482 ...riding around on Shetland ponies, knocking a little ball. 444 00:25:32,551 --> 00:25:34,965 And a lot of high-hat baboons sitting on horses... 445 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,251 ...all swelled up with themselves... 446 00:25:36,275 --> 00:25:39,310 ...won't talk to nobody. Horses. 447 00:25:39,379 --> 00:25:41,965 Before I die, I'm gonna burn down a livery stable. 448 00:25:52,724 --> 00:25:54,517 Stop. Stop the car. 449 00:26:05,310 --> 00:26:06,689 Hey, where you going? 450 00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:09,275 She must be hurt. I'm going to help her. 451 00:26:19,862 --> 00:26:22,620 You hurt bad? I seen-- I saw your horse run away... 452 00:26:22,689 --> 00:26:24,862 ...and I knew you had an accident, so I-- 453 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:28,724 There wasn't any accident. We got off and tied up the horses. 454 00:26:28,793 --> 00:26:30,413 No accident? 455 00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:33,758 Of course not. My horse broke loose and headed for town. 456 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,758 She'll go right back to the stables. 457 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,551 Well, goodbye. 458 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,068 Goodbye. 459 00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:48,827 Hey, mister. 460 00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:50,586 Did you call me, madam? 461 00:26:50,655 --> 00:26:52,103 Have you got a car? 462 00:26:52,172 --> 00:26:53,896 Why, yes, ma'am. 463 00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:56,724 I've got a luncheon engagement. I don't wanna wait any longer. 464 00:26:56,793 --> 00:26:58,931 Would you be kind to drive me home? 465 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,689 Lady, I'd carry you home. 466 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,724 Oh, let me.... 467 00:27:05,655 --> 00:27:07,310 Oh, please. 468 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,896 Well, thanks so much. 469 00:27:15,965 --> 00:27:18,896 If you weren't leaving town, I'd ask you in for tea. 470 00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:20,724 I'm not leaving town. 471 00:27:20,793 --> 00:27:23,000 I've decided to stay here all winter. 472 00:27:23,068 --> 00:27:26,344 Thanks for the lift. We'll be at home anytime after 4 tomorrow... 473 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:28,034 ...if you care to drop in. 474 00:27:28,103 --> 00:27:29,724 Goodbye. 475 00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,344 Goodbye. 476 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,172 - Back to town, quick. - What for? 477 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:39,758 I thought we're heading for Frisco. 478 00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,724 Never mind. We're going back. I've gotta find the best tailor. 479 00:27:42,793 --> 00:27:45,965 A tailor? You got a suit for every day in the week. 480 00:27:46,034 --> 00:27:47,827 Come on, come on, get going. 481 00:27:55,413 --> 00:27:56,689 How do you do, sir? 482 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,103 What does a guy wear to an afternoon tea? 483 00:27:59,172 --> 00:28:01,275 Well, it all depends, sir. 484 00:28:01,344 --> 00:28:02,931 The best tailors have agreed that-- 485 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,620 I ain't got all year. What does a guy wear? 486 00:28:05,689 --> 00:28:08,586 Well, I was about to remark, sir... 487 00:28:08,655 --> 00:28:10,517 ...that a cutaway coat, white waistcoat... 488 00:28:10,586 --> 00:28:12,586 ...and striped trousers are usually acceptable. 489 00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:14,379 Can I've them by tomorrow afternoon? 490 00:28:14,448 --> 00:28:17,517 That's impossible, sir. I'll need at least a fortnight-- 491 00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:19,965 I'm on the spears. I've gotta have it by tomorrow. 492 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:22,172 I'll pay you double, triple the regular price. 493 00:28:22,241 --> 00:28:24,206 Will you step into the fitting room, Mr.--? 494 00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:25,620 Ahearn. J.F. Ahearn. 495 00:28:25,689 --> 00:28:27,827 I'm stopping at the Biltmore. Call them up. 496 00:28:27,896 --> 00:28:29,206 Follow me, sir. 497 00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:39,275 Oh, Winterbottom, come here. 498 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:40,734 Please take Mr. Ahearn's measurements. 499 00:28:40,758 --> 00:28:42,310 Right-o, Mr. Charteris. 500 00:28:42,379 --> 00:28:44,689 - Excuse me, please. - Well, let's make it snappy. 501 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,793 - My dinner suit ready? - It is, Mr. Cass. 502 00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:53,172 Can I have it tonight? 503 00:28:53,241 --> 00:28:54,862 If you're prepared to pay something. 504 00:28:54,931 --> 00:28:58,068 Listen, Charteris, old man, I expect a check any day now. 505 00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,724 I'll pay you just as soon as-- 506 00:28:59,793 --> 00:29:01,965 I've listened to your excuses for the last time. 507 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:04,965 When can you pay me, you may have it, not before. 508 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,551 Excuse me, please. 509 00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:29,827 I'd greatly appreciate it, sir, if you would stand still. 510 00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:32,241 You wouldn't ask an artist to paint your picture... 511 00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:33,724 ...while you were fidgeting about. 512 00:29:33,793 --> 00:29:36,275 Oh, wouldn't I? You don't know me, Winterbottom. 513 00:29:37,724 --> 00:29:40,758 Mr. Ahearn's bank references are excellent, eh? 514 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:45,620 A millionaire? Well, that is gratifying. 515 00:29:47,103 --> 00:29:48,586 And where's the gentleman from? 516 00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:54,206 I see. That accounts for his strange manner of speaking. 517 00:29:54,275 --> 00:29:56,137 Thanks very much, old boy. 518 00:29:56,206 --> 00:29:58,379 Were you talking about Ahearn, the polo player... 519 00:29:58,448 --> 00:29:59,448 ...from Meadowbrook? 520 00:29:59,482 --> 00:30:01,482 Mr. Ahearn is from Chicago. 521 00:30:43,413 --> 00:30:45,517 Oh, how do you do, Miss Cass? 522 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,965 - Hello. - I, uh.... 523 00:30:51,103 --> 00:30:53,551 I accepted your kind invitation. 524 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,310 It's nice of you. 525 00:30:57,586 --> 00:31:00,137 Oh, you're the man who drove me home. 526 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,000 Yes, the man from St. Louis. 527 00:31:03,551 --> 00:31:05,551 - No, Chicago. - Of course. 528 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:07,482 Come on in and meet everyone. 529 00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:11,413 This is Sylvia Townsend, Mrs. Ingram, Dr. Abbott. 530 00:31:11,482 --> 00:31:13,586 - How do, doc? - How do you do, sir? 531 00:31:13,655 --> 00:31:16,172 Oh, uh, what's your name again? 532 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,620 Bug-- Mr. Ahearn. 533 00:31:17,689 --> 00:31:19,586 Mrs. Frotingham, may I present Mr. Ahearn? 534 00:31:19,655 --> 00:31:22,379 Mrs. Handley, Miss Ames, Chauncey Cook, Mr. Ahearn. 535 00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:24,413 How do you, Mr. Cook? 536 00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:26,413 Very distingue, I'm sure. 537 00:31:26,482 --> 00:31:29,689 Dave Winters, Mr. Ahearn, Miss Cramont, Miss Lovering... 538 00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:31,482 ...Mrs. Terhune, Mrs. Holman... 539 00:31:31,551 --> 00:31:33,379 ...Mr. Sanders, Miss Cartwright. 540 00:31:33,448 --> 00:31:35,758 I'm very pleased to meet all you folks. 541 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,758 Make yourself at home. I'll be back. 542 00:31:37,827 --> 00:31:39,793 Thanks. 543 00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:41,517 Oh, Miss Cass? 544 00:31:42,862 --> 00:31:44,793 - Here you are. - Oh, thanks. 545 00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:47,034 Just help yourself to anything else you want. 546 00:31:47,103 --> 00:31:49,724 Yes. Oh, thanks. 547 00:32:13,275 --> 00:32:15,241 Yeah, looks good. Ha-ha-ha. 548 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,068 Just what I wanted too. 549 00:32:37,034 --> 00:32:39,517 Who is that terrible creature, dear? 550 00:32:39,586 --> 00:32:41,724 He's the comic valentine who gave me a lift... 551 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,551 ...when my horse ran away. 552 00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:45,310 His name's Ahearn. 553 00:32:45,379 --> 00:32:47,310 Ahearn? From Chicago? 554 00:32:47,379 --> 00:32:48,862 Yes, why? 555 00:32:48,931 --> 00:32:51,448 He's not so stupid. He's a millionaire. 556 00:32:52,379 --> 00:32:53,586 Are you sure? 557 00:32:53,655 --> 00:32:55,689 I heard the tailor call for bank references. 558 00:32:55,758 --> 00:32:58,551 You bad girl. Why didn't you say something? 559 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,517 I've never even met him. 560 00:33:00,586 --> 00:33:03,137 Probably got a wife and seven kids. 561 00:33:03,206 --> 00:33:05,517 Well, just the same, he's worth investigating. 562 00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:07,000 Let's meet him. 563 00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:12,103 - Mr. Ahearn. - Oh. 564 00:33:12,172 --> 00:33:14,758 Mother, may I present Mr. Ahearn? 565 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,000 - Charmed. - How do you do, madam? 566 00:33:17,068 --> 00:33:19,827 - Father, Mr. Ahearn. - It's a great pleasure, sir. 567 00:33:19,896 --> 00:33:20,724 Well, same here. 568 00:33:20,793 --> 00:33:22,310 And my brother, Gordon. 569 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:26,000 - Glad you could drop over. - You and me both. Ha-ha-ha. 570 00:33:26,068 --> 00:33:28,137 You should have brought Mrs. Ahearn along. 571 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:31,655 Well, that would be great, only I'm not married. 572 00:33:31,724 --> 00:33:33,655 - Congratulations. - Yeah. Ha-ha. 573 00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:35,896 I understand you're from Chicago, Mr. Ahearn. 574 00:33:35,965 --> 00:33:38,275 - A favorite city of mine. - That's right. 575 00:33:38,344 --> 00:33:40,206 Dear old Chicago. I love it. 576 00:33:40,275 --> 00:33:42,827 Connected with Continental and Commercial Bank, aren't you? 577 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:46,758 Well, I'm not in business anymore. 578 00:33:46,827 --> 00:33:48,620 You see, I made mine and quit. 579 00:33:48,689 --> 00:33:51,689 Yeah, all I do now is just play and enjoy myself. 580 00:33:51,758 --> 00:33:53,355 I suppose you're staying at the Biltmore. 581 00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:58,517 Well, I was, but, uh, I've sort of bought myself an estate. 582 00:33:58,586 --> 00:34:01,241 How thrilling. Whereabouts is your house? 583 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,655 Well, I, uh.... 584 00:34:04,724 --> 00:34:06,344 I haven't been living here very long... 585 00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:08,586 ...so I don't know the names of the streets. 586 00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:11,724 Perhaps it's one of those big hillside places south of town. 587 00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:14,551 Yeah, that's right. A big hillside place. 588 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,665 - Grand. - Well, Mr. Ahearn. 589 00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:17,172 Now that you've found the way... 590 00:34:17,241 --> 00:34:19,310 ...I hope you'll come see us very often. 591 00:34:19,379 --> 00:34:22,517 Come to dinner sometime, anytime. Just give us a ring. 592 00:34:22,586 --> 00:34:24,310 Well, I'm much obliged to you. 593 00:34:24,379 --> 00:34:27,379 And you folks have gotta come and have dinner on me... 594 00:34:27,448 --> 00:34:29,517 ...just as soon as I get open. 595 00:34:29,586 --> 00:34:32,000 We'd be delighted. That will be splendid. 596 00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:35,413 Remember, this is not one of those indefinite invitations. 597 00:34:35,482 --> 00:34:38,655 I should say not. We expect to see a lot of you. 598 00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:41,310 Thank you. 599 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:45,517 Say, uh, your folks certainly got a lot of culture, Miss Cass. 600 00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:47,551 They make a fella feel right at home. 601 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,379 You made a good impression on them. 602 00:34:49,448 --> 00:34:51,379 - Honest? - Cross my heart. 603 00:34:51,448 --> 00:34:52,620 Well, of course, it's-- 604 00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:55,034 I like it that they like me and all that... 605 00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:58,379 ...but it's a lot more important to me if you-- 606 00:34:58,448 --> 00:35:00,517 I mean, if I-- If we.... 607 00:35:00,586 --> 00:35:01,965 No, thanks. 608 00:35:02,482 --> 00:35:03,931 Hmm? 609 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,137 I got mine already. Thanks. 610 00:35:16,172 --> 00:35:18,965 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Oh, good morning. 611 00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:22,172 Say, have you got a hillside estate? 612 00:35:22,241 --> 00:35:25,344 You know, something big, kind of rich-looking. 613 00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:26,827 Do you wanna buy or rent? 614 00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:29,241 I'll rent it for sometime, if everything's okay, 615 00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:31,068 I'll buy it. 616 00:35:31,137 --> 00:35:34,137 Well, I think I have just the place you're looking for. 617 00:35:34,206 --> 00:35:37,000 If you'd care to drive out, I'll show it to you. 618 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,862 - Can we do it right away? - Yes. 619 00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:41,137 Alright, let's take a gander at the joint. 620 00:35:57,413 --> 00:36:00,448 You could put the whole Cubs' ballpark in the front yard. 621 00:36:00,517 --> 00:36:01,724 Yeah, no fooling. 622 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,310 - The polo field's over there. - Yeah. 623 00:36:03,379 --> 00:36:07,413 The tennis courts, swimming pool and sunken gardens are this way. 624 00:36:07,482 --> 00:36:09,896 Who sunk the garden? 625 00:36:09,965 --> 00:36:11,482 Say, what's that? 626 00:36:11,551 --> 00:36:13,103 Why, it's a sundial. 627 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,275 What's it for? 628 00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:17,517 - You tell time by like a watch. - Ha-ha-ha. 629 00:36:17,586 --> 00:36:21,137 Well, imagine lugging that around in your vest pocket. 630 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,103 I want you to see the.... 631 00:36:24,172 --> 00:36:25,241 Yeah. 632 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:28,137 - This is the living room. - Hmm. 633 00:36:28,206 --> 00:36:29,551 Nice chandelier. 634 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:34,068 - The piano is a Steinway. - Oh, lovely. Say, who's that? 635 00:36:34,137 --> 00:36:36,827 - The famous Siamese Beauty. - Where's the other one? 636 00:36:36,896 --> 00:36:39,724 - What? - Always thought they was twins. 637 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,517 Well, there's a guy in good shape. 638 00:36:44,586 --> 00:36:47,965 It's a bronze reproduction of an ancient Greek wrestler. 639 00:36:48,034 --> 00:36:50,344 Oh, yeah, I know. Zbyszko. 640 00:36:50,413 --> 00:36:54,448 I seen him wrestle Strangler Lewis at the old Garden. 641 00:36:54,517 --> 00:36:56,068 Yep, nice place. 642 00:36:56,137 --> 00:36:58,827 Little big, but cozy at that. 643 00:36:58,896 --> 00:37:00,931 How much are you asking? 644 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,137 Well, uh, let's say 1500 a month on a year's lease. 645 00:37:05,206 --> 00:37:07,379 Fifteen hun...? 646 00:37:07,448 --> 00:37:09,241 How would 1450 do? 647 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,000 - Well-- - It's a deal, 1450. 648 00:37:12,068 --> 00:37:14,586 - When can I move in? - Whenever you want, Mr. Ahearn. 649 00:37:14,655 --> 00:37:16,241 I'm in now. 650 00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:19,103 - Sure you'll be happy here. - Get a load of the carpets. 651 00:37:19,172 --> 00:37:21,758 Yeah, they make me feel like I was in wading. 652 00:37:21,827 --> 00:37:25,137 - You brought your own servants? - Servants? 653 00:37:25,206 --> 00:37:26,551 Oh, no, uh.... 654 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:30,931 You see, I gave them up when I closed my townhouse in Chicago. 655 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:36,965 Well, you'll need a housekeeper, and a cook, two butlers... 656 00:37:37,034 --> 00:37:39,068 ...an upstairs maid... 657 00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:42,275 ...three gardeners and a couple of chauffeurs. 658 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:43,689 Is that all? 659 00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:45,862 Well, that's the staff that we, uh.... 660 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,689 The people who lived here kept. 661 00:37:47,758 --> 00:37:50,689 - Oh. - I could get you their servants. 662 00:37:50,758 --> 00:37:53,000 Competent, trustworthy, efficient help. 663 00:37:53,068 --> 00:37:56,482 They know exactly how this place should be run. 664 00:37:56,551 --> 00:37:58,724 Alright, sister. You take care of that, 665 00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:00,965 but don't let's lose no time. 666 00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:04,275 Oh, look here. 667 00:38:04,344 --> 00:38:06,379 You know this town pretty good, I suppose. 668 00:38:06,448 --> 00:38:08,241 Yes, I've lived here all my life. 669 00:38:08,310 --> 00:38:10,068 I'm kind of a stranger around here, 670 00:38:10,137 --> 00:38:12,310 but I expect to do a lot of entertaining. 671 00:38:12,379 --> 00:38:14,379 Could you stick around here and help me? 672 00:38:14,448 --> 00:38:18,310 You know, tell me who to invite and all that sort of thing. 673 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,482 Why, of course. 674 00:38:19,551 --> 00:38:22,655 Well, would 100 bucks a week interest you? 675 00:38:22,724 --> 00:38:24,034 It certainly would. 676 00:38:24,103 --> 00:38:26,482 Well, then it looks like you go with the house. 677 00:38:26,551 --> 00:38:28,586 Oh, Mr. Ahearn, I can't thank you enough-- 678 00:38:28,655 --> 00:38:31,827 Oh, that's alright. I'll get my money's worth out of you. 679 00:38:33,241 --> 00:38:36,172 They're very kind, but a little eccentric. 680 00:38:36,241 --> 00:38:39,517 So you mustn't be surprised at anything they do or say. 681 00:38:39,586 --> 00:38:42,172 Most important of all, Mr. Ahearn is not to know... 682 00:38:42,241 --> 00:38:45,551 ...that this is my house or that y'all worked for Father and me. 683 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:48,103 - You understand that, don't you? - Yes, ma'am. 684 00:38:48,172 --> 00:38:51,137 If he did find out, it might be very embarrassing for him. 685 00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:52,620 He might even discharge me, 686 00:38:52,689 --> 00:38:55,965 and I need my salary just as much as any of you. 687 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,758 It's gonna take every cent of the money I get 688 00:38:58,827 --> 00:39:00,793 to pay my back taxes and interest. 689 00:39:08,793 --> 00:39:11,517 Boy, what a crib. What a crib. 690 00:39:13,068 --> 00:39:15,241 - Kind of gives you ideas. - You think not. 691 00:39:16,517 --> 00:39:18,827 I'll take it. 692 00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:20,862 Hello. 693 00:39:20,931 --> 00:39:23,862 Oh, hello, Miss Cass. Got my message? 694 00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:27,103 Yes, I called you the minute I came in. 695 00:39:27,172 --> 00:39:30,586 Would you like to come over and have lunch with us tomorrow? 696 00:39:30,655 --> 00:39:32,206 Fine. 697 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:42,275 Oh, Mr. Ahearn, you're getting me all of atwitter. 698 00:39:42,344 --> 00:39:45,137 Oh, I'm not kidding. I mean it. 699 00:39:45,206 --> 00:39:47,793 Well, I'll see you about 1 tomorrow, huh? 700 00:39:47,862 --> 00:39:49,482 Goodbye. 701 00:39:51,206 --> 00:39:52,689 How you doing, pal? 702 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,724 Well, looks like I'm in the bag, 703 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,793 headed smack for the society column. 704 00:39:58,137 --> 00:40:01,068 Come on in. 705 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,517 - Is your room okay, Mr. Ahearn? - Oh, perfect. 706 00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:06,206 - Butler will help you unpack. - Thanks. 707 00:40:06,275 --> 00:40:09,068 Now, if there's anything you want, why, please just ask me. 708 00:40:09,137 --> 00:40:11,344 Say, now, look here. 709 00:40:11,413 --> 00:40:14,931 I was thinking we might throw some kinda party tomorrow night. 710 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,620 - A housewarming? - Yeah, that's it. 711 00:40:16,689 --> 00:40:18,655 - Will you take care of it? - Of course. 712 00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:21,655 - Uh, who all should I invite? - Well, the.... 713 00:40:21,724 --> 00:40:25,448 - The Cass family. - The Donald Hadley Casses? 714 00:40:25,517 --> 00:40:28,241 That's right. Swell people, ain't they? Ha-ha. 715 00:40:28,310 --> 00:40:29,413 Charming. 716 00:40:29,482 --> 00:40:31,482 I sure hope they'll accept the invitation. 717 00:40:31,551 --> 00:40:33,206 I'm inclined to think they will. 718 00:40:33,275 --> 00:40:36,241 Now, let me see, now, there's Miss Polly Cass... 719 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:40,586 ...there's Mr. and Mrs. Cass, and there's young Cass. 720 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,482 Well, the Casses. 721 00:40:42,551 --> 00:40:46,137 And anybody else you might think would fit in them with them. 722 00:40:46,206 --> 00:40:49,137 - They may be a little difficult. - Yeah, that's right. 723 00:40:49,206 --> 00:40:52,793 You can't invite a lot of tramps on the same party with them. 724 00:40:52,862 --> 00:40:55,758 You know, they're very distingue. 725 00:40:55,827 --> 00:40:57,103 Very what? 726 00:40:58,862 --> 00:41:01,931 It means, uh, distinguished in French. 727 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,310 Oh, of course, how stupid of me. 728 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:06,000 I'll attend to everything, Mr. Ahearn. 729 00:41:06,068 --> 00:41:07,413 Thank you. 730 00:41:10,379 --> 00:41:13,965 You know, there's a smart little dame. 731 00:41:14,034 --> 00:41:15,724 And plenty pretty too. 732 00:41:15,793 --> 00:41:17,379 Sure, but she's only a servant. 733 00:41:17,448 --> 00:41:21,034 Oh, yeah. Say, I keep forgetting. 734 00:41:23,241 --> 00:41:27,586 Mr. Daniels, you're getting real Scotch, genuine White Horse. 735 00:41:30,931 --> 00:41:32,862 Your horse has got diabetes. 736 00:42:09,034 --> 00:42:10,379 Lovely night. 737 00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:14,413 Oh, yeah, it's a gorgeous moon. 738 00:42:14,482 --> 00:42:16,689 You going to the polo matches tomorrow? 739 00:42:16,758 --> 00:42:18,517 Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. 740 00:42:18,586 --> 00:42:21,034 You know, you ought to take up polo. 741 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:24,862 - I guess I should. - Oh, it's a grand game. 742 00:42:24,931 --> 00:42:28,137 And I've always had a weakness for athletic men. 743 00:42:34,068 --> 00:42:36,586 - Let's take a walk, shall we? - Okay. 744 00:42:46,275 --> 00:42:50,275 Gee, Polly, but your hair smells nice. 745 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,758 Like this perfume? 746 00:42:57,206 --> 00:42:59,310 Coming up for air. 747 00:42:59,379 --> 00:43:01,241 Mind if I make myself comfy? 748 00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:04,482 Go on, don't stop. 749 00:43:08,482 --> 00:43:09,896 Heh. 750 00:43:09,965 --> 00:43:15,448 You, uh, engaged or something to that Mr. Stanley? 751 00:43:15,517 --> 00:43:17,965 Of course not, you silly. 752 00:43:18,034 --> 00:43:20,379 He's just an old friend of the family. 753 00:43:20,448 --> 00:43:25,172 Oh. Well, I got a hunch he ain't gonna be with us long. 754 00:43:25,241 --> 00:43:28,758 As a matter of fact, I'm fed up with these usual people. 755 00:43:28,827 --> 00:43:32,206 I could do with a new, exciting romance. 756 00:43:34,724 --> 00:43:36,724 Life is very dull. 757 00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:46,793 Oh, you can clean up tomorrow, boys. 758 00:43:46,862 --> 00:43:49,448 Go to bed. You've had a tough night. 759 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:58,103 Party come off alright, Mr. Ahearn? 760 00:43:58,172 --> 00:44:00,413 Oh, yeah, perfect. 761 00:44:00,482 --> 00:44:03,344 Thanks for taking care of everything so good. 762 00:44:03,413 --> 00:44:05,620 - Go to bed. - Goodnight. 763 00:44:06,793 --> 00:44:08,724 Hey, wait a minute. 764 00:44:10,586 --> 00:44:12,241 Come here. 765 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,655 Sit down. 766 00:44:18,379 --> 00:44:21,724 Say, you're a good, levelheaded kid... 767 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:24,793 ...and you look to me as though you could keep a secret. 768 00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:28,517 I wanna ask you something. Get the woman's angle. 769 00:44:30,586 --> 00:44:32,379 I'm.... 770 00:44:34,206 --> 00:44:36,655 I'm in love with a girl. A lady. 771 00:44:36,724 --> 00:44:39,689 Say, rich, fine family, swell education. 772 00:44:39,758 --> 00:44:42,275 - Everything that I ain't got. - I see. 773 00:44:42,344 --> 00:44:44,689 Well, anyhow, I'm a pretty tough mug, myself. 774 00:44:44,758 --> 00:44:48,551 I came from the gutter. I guess you can still smell it on me. 775 00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,793 The only school I went to was reform school. 776 00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:53,379 You've done wonderfully to get where you are now. 777 00:44:53,448 --> 00:44:54,931 Oh, yeah, I've done great. 778 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,758 Sure, a real lady ought to jump 779 00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:58,827 at the chance of tying up with me. 780 00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:01,620 Say, do you know who I am, sister? 781 00:45:01,689 --> 00:45:04,379 - I'm Bugs Ahearn. - Bu-- 782 00:45:04,448 --> 00:45:06,448 Bugs Ahearn? The beer-- 783 00:45:06,517 --> 00:45:08,275 Yeah, that's right. The beer baron. 784 00:45:08,344 --> 00:45:10,310 The guy who pushes them around Chicago. 785 00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:11,724 Sure, I've quit now... 786 00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:15,034 ...but bombing, stealing, bribing, slugging, 787 00:45:15,103 --> 00:45:17,172 you name it and I done it. 788 00:45:17,241 --> 00:45:19,103 You, the terrible Bugs Ahearn. 789 00:45:19,172 --> 00:45:21,000 Well, she don't know this, see? 790 00:45:21,068 --> 00:45:24,827 And it's a cinch she's gonna get the dope on me sooner or later. 791 00:45:24,896 --> 00:45:26,379 Now, look here, 792 00:45:26,448 --> 00:45:30,068 do you think I ought to give her this whole load myself? 793 00:45:30,137 --> 00:45:33,827 You know, tell her I done a stretch in Joliet... 794 00:45:33,896 --> 00:45:36,517 ...lay all my cards on the table? 795 00:45:38,103 --> 00:45:40,103 I got a hunch she'd toss me out 796 00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:43,931 and get the whole joint fumigated. 797 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,655 Have you known her long? 798 00:45:45,724 --> 00:45:49,448 Well, I only met her a couple of days ago. 799 00:45:49,517 --> 00:45:55,103 Well, I'd keep quiet about my past for a while if I were you. 800 00:45:55,172 --> 00:45:57,931 Build yourself up to her level. 801 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,586 Then when you've proven that you have all the qualities 802 00:46:00,655 --> 00:46:02,275 that she admires in a man... 803 00:46:02,344 --> 00:46:03,862 ...then tell her everything. 804 00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:06,413 Well, that would take a long time. 805 00:46:06,482 --> 00:46:08,206 Not too long. 806 00:46:08,275 --> 00:46:11,103 A few weeks. A few months, maybe. 807 00:46:11,172 --> 00:46:12,931 But you'll be improving yourself. 808 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,034 Meeting people and making yourself familiar 809 00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:18,793 with your surroundings. 810 00:46:18,862 --> 00:46:21,241 Yeah. 811 00:46:21,310 --> 00:46:22,724 Yes. 812 00:46:24,931 --> 00:46:27,103 Say, you're one of the smartest little dames 813 00:46:27,172 --> 00:46:30,137 I've ever run across. 814 00:46:30,206 --> 00:46:33,034 That's right. 815 00:46:33,103 --> 00:46:35,034 Why not? 816 00:46:35,103 --> 00:46:37,586 Yeah, build myself up to her.... 817 00:46:40,448 --> 00:46:43,758 Say, you're alright, you know that? 818 00:46:45,689 --> 00:46:47,482 That shouldn't take long. 819 00:47:02,551 --> 00:47:04,517 He's certainly trying hard to learn the game. 820 00:47:04,586 --> 00:47:06,000 You've got to give him credit. 821 00:47:06,068 --> 00:47:09,620 Out here five hours a day, and seven days a week. 822 00:47:09,689 --> 00:47:12,586 He swings just like an old lady beating a carpet. 823 00:47:21,724 --> 00:47:23,965 Come on, quit stalling. Hit it. 824 00:47:26,275 --> 00:47:27,862 The handle is too long. 825 00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:30,758 You'd be more at home with a blackjack. 826 00:47:30,827 --> 00:47:34,241 Scram, will you, before I wrap this mallet around your neck. 827 00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:44,965 You can have them for 1000 apiece. 828 00:47:45,034 --> 00:47:47,310 The finest Argentine ponies. 829 00:47:47,379 --> 00:47:48,827 Oh, I don't need them. 830 00:47:48,896 --> 00:47:51,655 This dog of mine is good enough to stick-and-ball around-- 831 00:47:51,724 --> 00:47:53,655 Hey, your stick-and-ball days are over. 832 00:47:53,724 --> 00:47:55,931 You're really gonna play. 833 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,862 - You kidding? - No. 834 00:47:57,931 --> 00:48:01,310 The boys say it's a miracle the way you've caught onto the game. 835 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,172 They want you on their team. 836 00:48:03,241 --> 00:48:05,551 Me? On the Meadowlarks? 837 00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:08,137 Yeah, they said if you'd get yourself well-mounted-- 838 00:48:08,206 --> 00:48:10,275 Well-mounted? 839 00:48:10,344 --> 00:48:12,344 Are these the best nags money can buy? 840 00:48:12,413 --> 00:48:14,103 Absolutely. 841 00:48:14,172 --> 00:48:18,000 - Will five be enough to start? - You can get few more later on. 842 00:48:18,068 --> 00:48:20,000 Me, on the Meadowlarks. 843 00:48:20,068 --> 00:48:23,413 Gee, that's the biggest boot I ever got in my whole life. 844 00:48:23,482 --> 00:48:25,620 - Can I have them right now? - Sure. 845 00:48:25,689 --> 00:48:26,689 Sold. 846 00:48:42,379 --> 00:48:43,758 Why does he carry a mallet? 847 00:48:43,827 --> 00:48:45,965 He hasn't used it since the game began. 848 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:52,724 Mike, what are you stopping for? 849 00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:58,551 Leave it. 850 00:49:05,379 --> 00:49:08,000 Come on. 851 00:49:08,068 --> 00:49:09,724 Leave it. 852 00:49:13,103 --> 00:49:14,758 One more down. 853 00:49:23,896 --> 00:49:25,758 Leave it. 854 00:49:25,827 --> 00:49:27,344 Nuts! 855 00:49:27,413 --> 00:49:28,896 Outside. 856 00:49:59,448 --> 00:50:01,931 "Noted sportsman." Did you pipe that? 857 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,551 And right smack at the head of the society column. 858 00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:06,172 I suppose you'll buy a plane next. 859 00:50:06,241 --> 00:50:08,827 No, they hit the ground, and then where are you? 860 00:50:08,896 --> 00:50:12,344 If we go on that boat tomorrow, I'll buy a pansy motorman cap. 861 00:50:12,413 --> 00:50:14,172 Say, time for you to play golf. 862 00:50:14,241 --> 00:50:16,034 - I played yesterday. - Come on, get moving. 863 00:50:16,103 --> 00:50:18,241 You'll become a gentleman if it kills you. 864 00:50:18,310 --> 00:50:19,827 Oh, alright. 865 00:50:19,896 --> 00:50:22,448 He's just an anchor. I've to drag him around always. 866 00:50:22,517 --> 00:50:24,172 This just came from the jeweler's. 867 00:50:24,241 --> 00:50:26,413 Oh, fine. I've been waiting for it. 868 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:29,172 Oh, boy. Heh, heh. 869 00:50:29,241 --> 00:50:30,482 Boy. 870 00:50:35,206 --> 00:50:39,413 Do you think Polly would like this? I mean, Miss Polly Cass? 871 00:50:39,482 --> 00:50:43,310 Polly Cass? You're engaged to--? 872 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:46,689 I ain't proposed to her, I'll do it tomorrow on the yacht. 873 00:50:46,758 --> 00:50:50,172 Oh, you can't really be in love with her. 874 00:50:50,241 --> 00:50:53,206 Why, just thinking about her, I break out in a rash. 875 00:50:53,275 --> 00:50:55,793 I can't eat. I can't sleep. 876 00:50:55,862 --> 00:50:59,206 Just think of it, a guy like me that's hung around all corners. 877 00:50:59,275 --> 00:51:02,241 A guy hep to everything, falling in love with a dame 878 00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:03,655 and on the level too. 879 00:51:03,724 --> 00:51:06,793 Well, I wish you luck. 880 00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:10,034 - Hey, Ruth. - Hmm? 881 00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:15,793 You don't mind my calling you Ruth, huh? 882 00:51:17,206 --> 00:51:19,827 Well, look here, you know, I'm, uh.... 883 00:51:19,896 --> 00:51:23,413 I'm kind of a sucker at this proposal racket. 884 00:51:23,482 --> 00:51:25,068 How do you get started? 885 00:51:25,137 --> 00:51:28,310 How do you get away from the barrier, huh? 886 00:51:28,379 --> 00:51:31,586 Do you mean to say you've never proposed to a girl before? 887 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:34,620 Up to now, I got along without even mentioning marriage. 888 00:51:37,034 --> 00:51:39,793 Well, it's perfectly simple. Just ask her. 889 00:51:39,862 --> 00:51:42,655 Oh, I'm sure to get all jazzed up. 890 00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:46,620 Could I, uh...? 891 00:51:46,689 --> 00:51:50,103 Could I sort of, uh, practice on you, huh? 892 00:51:52,517 --> 00:51:54,827 Why, uh.... Why, yes, of course. 893 00:51:54,896 --> 00:51:58,344 Oh, you're a real pal, baby. Ha. 894 00:51:58,413 --> 00:52:00,586 Well, put her down there. 895 00:52:02,517 --> 00:52:03,758 Uh.... 896 00:52:03,827 --> 00:52:08,034 Make out like you're her. 897 00:52:08,103 --> 00:52:10,137 Uh.... 898 00:52:10,206 --> 00:52:12,000 Well, I, uh.... 899 00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:17,965 - Well, how do you get going? - Sit down here beside me. 900 00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:19,724 Yeah. 901 00:52:21,827 --> 00:52:23,965 Maybe I better start off with the ring, huh? 902 00:52:24,034 --> 00:52:25,827 No, no, she might not accept you. 903 00:52:25,896 --> 00:52:27,965 You'll have to say something first. 904 00:52:28,034 --> 00:52:29,551 Yeah. 905 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:32,103 That's where I'm a cinch to get all jazzed up. 906 00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:36,275 Well, just tell her that you love her. 907 00:52:36,344 --> 00:52:38,241 Okay. 908 00:52:38,310 --> 00:52:41,241 Well, here we go, laughing and scratching. 909 00:52:43,206 --> 00:52:45,655 Heh, heh. Yeah.... 910 00:52:45,724 --> 00:52:48,586 Well, now, look here, honey. 911 00:52:48,655 --> 00:52:52,344 You know, ever since the first time I got a gander at you... 912 00:52:52,413 --> 00:52:53,965 ...I knew that you and me-- 913 00:52:54,034 --> 00:52:57,620 I mean, that we was kind of.... 914 00:52:58,379 --> 00:53:00,517 Oh, I'm sunk. 915 00:53:00,586 --> 00:53:04,172 I can think of the words, but they just won't roll out. 916 00:53:04,241 --> 00:53:06,551 Well, just be natural. 917 00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:08,551 Don't try to make a speech. 918 00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:10,344 Now, try it again. 919 00:53:10,413 --> 00:53:12,206 Yeah. 920 00:53:12,275 --> 00:53:14,379 Polly, I.... 921 00:53:14,448 --> 00:53:16,827 You know-- Now, get a load of this, see? 922 00:53:16,896 --> 00:53:19,655 No, no, no. You're gonna make a speech again. 923 00:53:19,724 --> 00:53:21,896 Take my hand. 924 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:24,896 - Put your arm around me. - Yeah. 925 00:53:26,517 --> 00:53:28,172 Yeah. 926 00:53:28,241 --> 00:53:31,827 Maybe I could put it all in a telegram. 927 00:53:31,896 --> 00:53:34,655 Now, tell me that you love me. 928 00:53:35,448 --> 00:53:37,862 I love you. 929 00:53:37,931 --> 00:53:40,172 "And I love you, Jim." 930 00:53:40,241 --> 00:53:41,931 She'll say. 931 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,241 Say, you do this too good. You must've had plenty of practice. 932 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:47,655 Now, never mind that. 933 00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,586 Ask me to marry you. 934 00:53:49,655 --> 00:53:52,620 Would you...? Would you marry me? 935 00:53:52,689 --> 00:53:54,275 Of course I will, darling. 936 00:53:54,344 --> 00:53:56,689 Say, how do you know she'll say that? 937 00:53:56,758 --> 00:53:58,896 Now kiss me. 938 00:54:38,689 --> 00:54:40,586 Good evening, commodore. 939 00:54:40,655 --> 00:54:42,620 What's good about it? 940 00:54:42,689 --> 00:54:44,931 Why don't you suck a lemon? 941 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,689 Suck one yourself, you silly-looking-- 942 00:54:49,034 --> 00:54:51,310 Come on, honey. Let's go and tell the folks. 943 00:54:51,379 --> 00:54:53,517 I'd better stay here and calm down. 944 00:54:53,586 --> 00:54:55,793 You go tell them, darling. 945 00:55:06,103 --> 00:55:10,379 Hey, folks, say, I got some great news for you. 946 00:55:10,448 --> 00:55:12,689 Kind of a surprise. 947 00:55:12,758 --> 00:55:14,344 Polly and me.... 948 00:55:14,413 --> 00:55:15,448 Well, we're engaged. 949 00:55:15,517 --> 00:55:17,448 Oh, Jim, dear. I'm so happy. 950 00:55:19,068 --> 00:55:20,241 Isn't that wonderful? 951 00:55:20,310 --> 00:55:21,724 - Good luck. - Thank you. 952 00:55:21,793 --> 00:55:24,448 - Congratulations. Best of luck. - Thank you. 953 00:55:24,517 --> 00:55:29,275 Congrats. I thought something like this was in the air. 954 00:55:29,344 --> 00:55:31,965 Thanks, Gordon. Ain't I the lucky guy, though? 955 00:55:33,758 --> 00:55:35,310 Stop sulking. 956 00:55:35,379 --> 00:55:38,379 I only have to live with him long enough to get alimony. 957 00:55:38,448 --> 00:55:41,379 What am I going to do while you're on your honeymoon? 958 00:55:43,379 --> 00:55:45,379 You big baby. 959 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,068 Well, now that I'm getting married... 960 00:55:57,137 --> 00:55:59,517 ...I'd like to settle down and go into some good... 961 00:55:59,586 --> 00:56:02,517 - ...high-class business. - An admirable idea, my boy. 962 00:56:02,586 --> 00:56:04,137 What line should I go in? 963 00:56:04,206 --> 00:56:06,000 Ordinarily, we might find something for you 964 00:56:06,068 --> 00:56:08,137 to do around Cass-Winter and Company. 965 00:56:08,206 --> 00:56:10,206 But things have been so slow lately. 966 00:56:10,275 --> 00:56:12,310 Well, I could put in some money. 967 00:56:12,379 --> 00:56:14,689 You know, sort of buy a partnership. 968 00:56:14,758 --> 00:56:16,793 We don't need it, Jim. 969 00:56:16,862 --> 00:56:20,206 See, we're very old and well established. Plenty of capital. 970 00:56:20,275 --> 00:56:22,758 That's the kinda outfit I'd like to hook up with. 971 00:56:22,827 --> 00:56:27,724 Mm, I don't think I could get my partners to even consider it. 972 00:56:27,793 --> 00:56:31,586 But we'll take a run down to L.A. tomorrow and talk to them. 973 00:56:31,655 --> 00:56:33,655 I may be able to convince them. 974 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,000 I hope so. 975 00:56:40,206 --> 00:56:43,862 I tried to borrow money on these bonds to pay my taxes. 976 00:56:43,931 --> 00:56:46,034 And the bank laughed at me. 977 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:48,275 Why, these are all I've got. 978 00:56:48,344 --> 00:56:50,241 My life savings. 979 00:56:50,310 --> 00:56:52,379 And the bank says they're worthless. 980 00:56:52,448 --> 00:56:54,862 True, bonds have defaulted their interest. 981 00:56:54,931 --> 00:56:56,275 But I think you're unduly alarmed. 982 00:56:56,344 --> 00:56:59,344 I'm alarmed? I'll show you how alarmed I am. 983 00:56:59,413 --> 00:57:03,827 You sold me these for 5000. I'll sell them back to you for 500. 984 00:57:03,896 --> 00:57:05,275 I've been fleeced and victimized 985 00:57:05,344 --> 00:57:07,379 and I'm going to the district attorney. 986 00:57:07,448 --> 00:57:10,551 Mr. Burger, don't you realize that any adverse publicity... 987 00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:13,275 ...would only depress these bond values further? 988 00:57:13,344 --> 00:57:16,896 But, gentlemen if I have faith in this young man's ability 989 00:57:16,965 --> 00:57:18,724 to sell him my interests outright... 990 00:57:18,793 --> 00:57:21,517 ...I don't see how you gentlemen can object. 991 00:57:21,586 --> 00:57:25,206 I have always gloried in your confidence and enthusiasm. 992 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,275 We have stood shoulder to shoulder... 993 00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:30,655 ...in fair weather and foul, at our respective posts. 994 00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:33,862 But there comes a time when young blood must supplant us. 995 00:57:33,931 --> 00:57:37,068 When youth must be served. 996 00:57:37,137 --> 00:57:41,448 Now, here is a man, a young man, with those attributes-- 997 00:57:41,517 --> 00:57:44,206 Oh, Mr. Cass, could I see you a moment, please? 998 00:57:44,275 --> 00:57:47,413 Oh, will you pardon me, gentlemen? 999 00:57:47,482 --> 00:57:49,379 It's getting very tough out there. 1000 00:57:49,448 --> 00:57:52,137 When you leave, go out the back door. 1001 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,758 Now, as I was saying, gentlemen... 1002 00:57:57,827 --> 00:58:01,137 ...here is a young man possessed of those attributes... 1003 00:58:01,206 --> 00:58:04,241 ...honesty, energy, integrity... 1004 00:58:04,310 --> 00:58:07,000 ...that alone can carry on the glorious tradition... 1005 00:58:07,068 --> 00:58:09,827 ...of Cass-Winter and Company. 1006 00:58:09,896 --> 00:58:11,689 Now, gentlemen, all in favor 1007 00:58:11,758 --> 00:58:14,137 of selling their interests to Mr. Ahearn... 1008 00:58:14,206 --> 00:58:16,517 ...will signify by saying, "Aye." 1009 00:58:16,586 --> 00:58:17,724 Aye. 1010 00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:20,000 Those opposed? None. 1011 00:58:20,068 --> 00:58:21,482 Congratulations, Mr. Ahearn. 1012 00:58:21,551 --> 00:58:25,103 Well, thanks. Ha. 1013 00:58:25,172 --> 00:58:26,862 Well, I.... 1014 00:58:26,931 --> 00:58:29,482 I hardly know what to say. 1015 00:58:29,551 --> 00:58:32,103 I wanna thank all of you gentlemen 1016 00:58:32,172 --> 00:58:34,206 for letting me in on this. 1017 00:58:34,275 --> 00:58:36,517 I appreciate your sacrifice... 1018 00:58:36,586 --> 00:58:38,758 ...but at the same time, I ain't overlooking 1019 00:58:38,827 --> 00:58:41,689 that it's a great chance for me. 1020 00:58:41,758 --> 00:58:45,862 I wanna thank you for all that you done on my behalf. 1021 00:58:45,931 --> 00:58:48,172 - I ensure you plenty of service. - Yes. 1022 00:58:54,724 --> 00:58:56,965 Somebody give me a cocktail. Quick. We're celebrating. 1023 00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,931 - His checks cleared? - Yes, my boy. 1024 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,275 And I made over $300,000 on the deal. 1025 00:59:01,344 --> 00:59:04,068 Oh, Father. It's all too wonderful. 1026 00:59:04,137 --> 00:59:05,896 Then I don't have to marry him. 1027 00:59:05,965 --> 00:59:07,620 - What a godsend. - Yes, sir. 1028 00:59:07,689 --> 00:59:11,241 Mr. Ahearn is now sole owner of Cass-Winter and Company... 1029 00:59:11,310 --> 00:59:14,034 ...and he is welcome to it. 1030 00:59:14,103 --> 00:59:15,793 Where's Papa's cocktail? 1031 00:59:15,862 --> 00:59:19,655 All I sold him was a few horses. Ha. I must be losing my grip. 1032 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:22,551 You've got 15,000 commission for selling him that boat. 1033 00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:24,000 Oh, cigarette money. 1034 00:59:24,068 --> 00:59:27,724 Go on, call the gentleman up and tell him we've got smallpox. 1035 00:59:27,793 --> 00:59:29,551 We don't have to endure him now. 1036 00:59:29,620 --> 00:59:32,620 He might get suspicious. You can endure him one more evening. 1037 00:59:32,689 --> 00:59:35,586 What excuse will you give for breaking off your engagement? 1038 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:37,724 I'll just write him I changed my mind. 1039 00:59:37,793 --> 00:59:40,137 Don't forget to send him back his ring. 1040 00:59:40,206 --> 00:59:43,379 Don't be ridiculous. It's worth at least $5000. 1041 00:59:43,448 --> 00:59:46,724 I'd be careful about the way you break off your engagement. 1042 00:59:46,793 --> 00:59:49,379 - Why? His checks have cleared. - Yes, I know. 1043 00:59:49,448 --> 00:59:52,689 But it'd be convenient if you handle the situation delicately. 1044 00:59:52,758 --> 00:59:55,413 - Till we can get away to Europe. - Alright. 1045 00:59:55,482 --> 00:59:56,862 I've had a nervous breakdown. 1046 00:59:56,931 --> 00:59:59,103 You have to take me away for a year. 1047 00:59:59,172 --> 01:00:00,689 That sounds plausible enough. 1048 01:00:00,758 --> 01:00:03,862 Hm. It's pretty sudden. 1049 01:00:03,931 --> 01:00:07,172 What if we told him there was insanity in the family? 1050 01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:10,103 - Hey, everybody. - Hello, John. 1051 01:00:10,172 --> 01:00:11,758 John, I have something to tell you. 1052 01:00:11,827 --> 01:00:13,827 - Now, wait a minute. Wait. - Now, John-- 1053 01:00:13,896 --> 01:00:16,482 I just happened to pick up a copy of TIME. 1054 01:00:16,551 --> 01:00:19,172 - Look at this. - What is it? 1055 01:00:37,965 --> 01:00:40,137 Good heavens. 1056 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,827 The notorious Bugs Ahearn. 1057 01:00:46,137 --> 01:00:49,068 "Beer, blood and machine guns." Huh. 1058 01:00:49,137 --> 01:00:50,724 We're sitting on a keg of dynamite. 1059 01:00:50,793 --> 01:00:53,724 - You think there'll be trouble? - He's the toughest desperado. 1060 01:00:53,793 --> 01:00:56,551 He'd think it was a joke to blow up this house. 1061 01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,420 - Bugs Ahearn. - Should've investigated. 1062 01:00:58,482 --> 01:01:00,310 It's too late now. We're in danger. 1063 01:01:00,379 --> 01:01:03,206 He's sure to find out we trimmed him. Probably knows it now. 1064 01:01:03,275 --> 01:01:06,172 There's only one thing to do. Get outta the country, quick. 1065 01:01:06,241 --> 01:01:09,931 You're absolutely right. We'll plans to leave in the morning. 1066 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,862 Ingleby. Oh, this is an outrage. 1067 01:01:12,931 --> 01:01:16,482 Ingleby, when Mr. Ahearn comes, say we're not at home. 1068 01:01:16,551 --> 01:01:19,068 We're indisposed. We're not at home to anybody. 1069 01:01:19,137 --> 01:01:21,206 Mr. Ahearn is here, madam. 1070 01:01:21,275 --> 01:01:23,655 His car just turned into the drive. 1071 01:01:26,379 --> 01:01:28,172 Good evening, folks. 1072 01:01:29,586 --> 01:01:31,655 - Glad to see you, Mr. Stanley. - Thanks. 1073 01:01:31,724 --> 01:01:33,034 Hi, Gordon. 1074 01:01:33,103 --> 01:01:35,103 Well, how goes it, Pop? 1075 01:01:35,172 --> 01:01:38,758 And, Ma, you're looking keen tonight. 1076 01:01:38,827 --> 01:01:41,379 Well, sweetheart. 1077 01:01:43,896 --> 01:01:46,862 - What's the matter? - I don't feel very well. 1078 01:01:46,931 --> 01:01:49,482 A little dinner will be good for what ails you. 1079 01:01:49,551 --> 01:01:52,689 - Sorry, I can't go out tonight. - See, now, look here. 1080 01:01:52,758 --> 01:01:55,965 I got tickets for the dog show, but if you're not feeling well 1081 01:01:56,034 --> 01:01:59,413 we can all sit here and have a nice, quiet evening at home. 1082 01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:02,586 I'm sorry, but I-- You'll have to excuse me. 1083 01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:10,655 I was.... 1084 01:02:10,724 --> 01:02:14,586 What is this all about? What's the matter? 1085 01:02:14,655 --> 01:02:19,379 Why, we've just heard something rather disturbing. 1086 01:02:19,448 --> 01:02:22,620 Something concerning my family's good name and yourself. 1087 01:02:23,931 --> 01:02:25,068 I don't get you. 1088 01:02:25,137 --> 01:02:27,275 Uh, Mr. Ahearn.... 1089 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,827 Did you, um...? 1090 01:02:28,896 --> 01:02:31,448 Did you happen to read this? 1091 01:02:41,965 --> 01:02:45,724 Sure, it's all a mistake which you can probably explain. 1092 01:02:45,793 --> 01:02:47,862 No. 1093 01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:49,551 It's true. 1094 01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:51,758 You don't deny the truth of that article? 1095 01:02:51,827 --> 01:02:53,275 I told you, it's true. 1096 01:02:53,344 --> 01:02:56,655 And you had the nerve to force your affections on my sister? 1097 01:02:56,724 --> 01:02:58,620 Worming your way into our affections, 1098 01:02:58,689 --> 01:03:00,206 deceiving us about your past... 1099 01:03:00,275 --> 01:03:01,655 ...so you could marry my daughter. 1100 01:03:01,724 --> 01:03:04,413 Of all the disgraceful abuses of confidence. 1101 01:03:04,482 --> 01:03:05,862 It's outrageous. 1102 01:03:05,931 --> 01:03:07,731 One of the most disgusting insults perpetrated 1103 01:03:07,758 --> 01:03:09,586 on a trusting, innocent girl. 1104 01:03:09,655 --> 01:03:12,379 You've broken the poor girl's heart. Ruined us socially. 1105 01:03:12,448 --> 01:03:14,620 Made us the laughingstock of this community. 1106 01:03:14,689 --> 01:03:16,724 My daughter will be ill from the shock. 1107 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,965 We shall have to take her abroad immediately. 1108 01:03:19,034 --> 01:03:22,931 Now, look here. I was gonna tell her before we got married. 1109 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,344 Naturally, Mr. Ahearn, the engagement is off. 1110 01:03:25,413 --> 01:03:27,793 And you are never to come near our home again. 1111 01:03:27,862 --> 01:03:30,931 Nor make any effort to communicate with us. 1112 01:03:44,275 --> 01:03:46,310 Well.... 1113 01:03:49,758 --> 01:03:53,103 Well, I know how dreadful you feel. 1114 01:03:53,172 --> 01:03:57,000 It's one of the luckiest things that ever happened to you. 1115 01:03:58,448 --> 01:04:01,793 Baby, you sure give me the wrong steer. 1116 01:04:01,862 --> 01:04:05,379 This'd never happen to me if I'd told her before we got engaged. 1117 01:04:05,448 --> 01:04:07,655 Alright, we're a bust out here, so what? 1118 01:04:07,724 --> 01:04:09,620 Let's head back to where we belong. 1119 01:04:09,689 --> 01:04:12,137 - I can't now. - The trains are still running. 1120 01:04:12,206 --> 01:04:13,862 I bought a business. 1121 01:04:13,931 --> 01:04:17,103 I gotta stick around and see what's gonna happen to that now. 1122 01:04:17,172 --> 01:04:19,000 Say that again slow. 1123 01:04:19,068 --> 01:04:21,206 You bought a what? 1124 01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:24,655 I got over 600 G's invested in Cass-Winter and Company. 1125 01:04:24,724 --> 01:04:27,482 - Oh! - What's eating you? 1126 01:04:27,551 --> 01:04:30,241 That firm, Cass-Winter and Company. 1127 01:04:30,310 --> 01:04:31,655 Why, they're thieves, crooks. 1128 01:04:31,724 --> 01:04:34,517 - They're what? - They swindled my father. 1129 01:04:34,586 --> 01:04:38,310 Sold him a lot of South American bonds that were worthless. 1130 01:04:38,379 --> 01:04:40,310 It took every penny he had. 1131 01:04:40,379 --> 01:04:43,793 It ruined him. Killed him. 1132 01:04:43,862 --> 01:04:46,448 After he died, there was nothing left except this house, 1133 01:04:46,517 --> 01:04:48,206 which I couldn't afford to live in. 1134 01:04:48,275 --> 01:04:52,827 Why, Ruth, you mean to tell me that this house belongs to you? 1135 01:04:52,896 --> 01:04:55,517 Of course, ask anybody. 1136 01:04:55,586 --> 01:04:57,344 And they took your old man for-- 1137 01:04:57,413 --> 01:04:59,655 Do you wanna know all about the Casses? 1138 01:04:59,724 --> 01:05:03,827 You wanna know the truth about that cultured, charming family? 1139 01:05:03,896 --> 01:05:06,137 Well, the old man is a drunken swine. 1140 01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:07,896 The old lady cheats at cards. 1141 01:05:07,965 --> 01:05:11,310 Son's a nitwit who owes money to people who'd listen to him. 1142 01:05:11,379 --> 01:05:14,896 Nobody worthwhile around here will even speak to him anymore. 1143 01:05:14,965 --> 01:05:18,896 And Polly, she's been a sister-in-law to the world. 1144 01:05:18,965 --> 01:05:22,586 She's been in one scandal after another since the age of 16. 1145 01:05:22,655 --> 01:05:24,689 Yes, and while you were engaged to her... 1146 01:05:24,758 --> 01:05:27,068 ...she was running around with Mr. John Stanley. 1147 01:05:27,137 --> 01:05:30,724 We called him John when working in my dad's stables as a groom. 1148 01:05:30,793 --> 01:05:32,517 Why, Ruth, for the love of-- 1149 01:05:32,586 --> 01:05:34,241 Why didn't you spill all this before? 1150 01:05:34,310 --> 01:05:37,413 Oh, I tried to, several times, but I couldn't. 1151 01:05:37,482 --> 01:05:39,793 You were too much in love with her. 1152 01:05:42,379 --> 01:05:43,931 Say, you sure about that firm? 1153 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,448 They're on the verge of bankruptcy for a year. 1154 01:05:46,517 --> 01:05:48,241 And you sunk 600 G's. 1155 01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,655 The toughest mug in Chicago comes out here... 1156 01:05:53,724 --> 01:05:57,000 ...and gets trimmed by fags with handkerchiefs up their sleeves. 1157 01:05:57,068 --> 01:05:58,862 Wait till Joe Milano hears this. 1158 01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:02,137 One more yelp outta you and you go right out through the window. 1159 01:06:02,206 --> 01:06:05,482 So they take me, huh? I'm a chump, huh? 1160 01:06:05,551 --> 01:06:07,275 Well, that's swell. 1161 01:06:07,344 --> 01:06:10,310 I'm the guy who buys Brooklyn Bridge, ever hear of that? 1162 01:06:10,379 --> 01:06:13,068 So they're giving me the runaround. Me, Bugs Ahearn. 1163 01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:17,586 Mr. Ahearn, these gentlemen insisted on seeing you. 1164 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,206 What do you want? 1165 01:06:21,275 --> 01:06:23,448 Are you Mr. J. Francis Ahearn? 1166 01:06:23,517 --> 01:06:25,517 What's the beef? 1167 01:06:25,586 --> 01:06:27,586 The district attorney would like to see you 1168 01:06:27,655 --> 01:06:29,448 in his office tomorrow, around noon. 1169 01:06:29,517 --> 01:06:32,482 - What for? - Heard of Cass-Winter and Co? 1170 01:06:32,551 --> 01:06:33,862 Sure, I just bought it. 1171 01:06:33,931 --> 01:06:36,620 That's why the DA would like to see you. 1172 01:06:39,931 --> 01:06:42,620 Your face looks very familiar. 1173 01:06:42,689 --> 01:06:44,689 Think I've seen a picture of you somewhere. 1174 01:06:44,758 --> 01:06:46,862 Never mind the stall. What's this all about? 1175 01:06:46,931 --> 01:06:49,689 Rather serious trouble, I'm afraid. 1176 01:06:49,758 --> 01:06:50,976 Your firm's flooded the community 1177 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,241 with Republic of Santa Rango bonds. 1178 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:54,758 Not worth the paper they're on. 1179 01:06:54,827 --> 01:06:57,827 - How am I responsible for this? - I don't see why we can't. 1180 01:06:57,896 --> 01:06:59,965 I didn't sell bonds. I just bought it. 1181 01:07:00,034 --> 01:07:03,310 Present records show you're the owner and president of the firm. 1182 01:07:03,379 --> 01:07:05,827 That makes you responsible. 1183 01:07:05,896 --> 01:07:09,103 - So that's the law, huh? - Exactly. 1184 01:07:09,172 --> 01:07:10,172 Hmmph. 1185 01:07:13,448 --> 01:07:17,000 Look here, supposing everybody that lost money got paid back. 1186 01:07:17,068 --> 01:07:18,827 Now, that would satisfy everybody. 1187 01:07:18,896 --> 01:07:21,103 Can I use your phone for a long-distance call? 1188 01:07:21,172 --> 01:07:23,965 Surely. As long as you can pay for it. 1189 01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:33,172 I want Chicago. 1190 01:07:33,241 --> 01:07:35,034 Central 7808. 1191 01:07:41,103 --> 01:07:43,586 Hello? 1192 01:07:43,655 --> 01:07:46,137 Long-distance calling for you, baby. 1193 01:07:48,551 --> 01:07:50,172 Yeah, hello. 1194 01:07:50,241 --> 01:07:54,034 Look, get Mike, Tony, Red, Gus, Hymie, Butch and the other boys. 1195 01:07:54,103 --> 01:07:57,068 Shove them into planes and shoot 'em out to Santa Barbara, quick. 1196 01:07:57,137 --> 01:07:59,655 Well, who do you think this is, you fathead? 1197 01:07:59,724 --> 01:08:01,793 Sure, it's Bugs Ahearn. 1198 01:08:01,862 --> 01:08:03,172 - Look here-- - Don't worry. 1199 01:08:03,241 --> 01:08:05,655 I'll save your taxpayers the cost of a trial. 1200 01:08:05,724 --> 01:08:08,068 If I don't make good, you can have a trial. 1201 01:08:08,137 --> 01:08:10,586 Oh, here's for the phone call, sweetheart. 1202 01:08:25,758 --> 01:08:28,000 Hey, what state's California in? 1203 01:08:30,103 --> 01:08:32,103 - Texas, you dummy. - That's right. 1204 01:08:33,793 --> 01:08:35,344 It's the same old story. 1205 01:08:35,413 --> 01:08:38,620 Take a smart guy, put him in a racket he ain't into... 1206 01:08:38,689 --> 01:08:40,413 ...and he's the biggest chump on earth. 1207 01:08:40,482 --> 01:08:43,241 I ain't denying they took me and they done it good. 1208 01:08:43,310 --> 01:08:45,862 I ain't even burned up at them for taking me. 1209 01:08:45,931 --> 01:08:47,413 Well, not much burned up anyhow. 1210 01:08:47,482 --> 01:08:51,379 If a guy lead with his chin, begged to hang one on it, I did. 1211 01:08:51,448 --> 01:08:54,448 All I'm saying is that I got in over my head. 1212 01:08:54,517 --> 01:08:56,482 It's up to you to bail me out. 1213 01:08:56,551 --> 01:08:58,758 I don't have to tell you how to operate. 1214 01:08:58,827 --> 01:09:00,413 You know what I want from you. 1215 01:09:00,482 --> 01:09:03,655 But be kind of careful about bumping anybody off. 1216 01:09:03,724 --> 01:09:05,241 Now, you got all the dough. 1217 01:09:05,310 --> 01:09:08,172 Don't forget, I'm depending on you to see me through. 1218 01:09:08,241 --> 01:09:11,137 - Okay, when do we cut loose? - First thing in the morning. 1219 01:09:11,206 --> 01:09:13,758 You boys were the best beer salesmen in the racket... 1220 01:09:13,827 --> 01:09:16,413 ...let's see how good you are at selling bonds. 1221 01:09:27,172 --> 01:09:29,344 - Hello, buddy. - Oh, hi. 1222 01:09:29,413 --> 01:09:30,965 Gen-- What? 1223 01:09:31,034 --> 01:09:33,379 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1224 01:09:33,448 --> 01:09:36,896 Could we speak to Mr. Donald Hadley Cass, please? 1225 01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:39,517 The family is leaving for Europe in a few moments. 1226 01:09:39,586 --> 01:09:43,172 Mr. Cass is busy upstairs packing and cannot be disturbed. 1227 01:09:43,241 --> 01:09:45,413 We wouldn't think of disturbing him. 1228 01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:53,827 Come on, step on it. 1229 01:10:01,965 --> 01:10:04,793 Why, how did you--? What do you men want here? 1230 01:10:04,862 --> 01:10:09,000 Good morning. I'm Mr. Timothy O'Hara. 1231 01:10:09,068 --> 01:10:10,862 - Meet Mr. Pulido. - Hi. 1232 01:10:10,931 --> 01:10:12,862 - And Mr. Zamotoskovich. - Howdy, gobby. 1233 01:10:12,931 --> 01:10:15,275 - You must be in the wrong house. - We ain't. 1234 01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:16,793 We're bond salesmen. 1235 01:10:16,862 --> 01:10:19,551 You're gonna buy Republic of Santa Rango bonds. 1236 01:10:19,620 --> 01:10:21,310 $300,000 worth. 1237 01:10:21,379 --> 01:10:23,724 Get out of here before I call the police. 1238 01:10:23,793 --> 01:10:25,379 If I were you, I wouldn't argue. 1239 01:10:25,448 --> 01:10:28,379 Mr. Zamotoskovich, have you the check handy? 1240 01:10:28,448 --> 01:10:30,517 Yes, sure. 1241 01:10:30,586 --> 01:10:32,655 Here it is. 1242 01:10:32,724 --> 01:10:35,034 All made out. Nothing to do but sign. 1243 01:10:35,103 --> 01:10:37,137 This is highway robbery. I refuse. 1244 01:10:37,206 --> 01:10:39,965 Looks like we'll have to give the gent a sales call. 1245 01:10:40,034 --> 01:10:42,172 Ain't that too bad? 1246 01:10:43,344 --> 01:10:45,448 So you won't sign, huh? 1247 01:10:45,517 --> 01:10:47,586 Well, you won't sign. Well, how's this? 1248 01:10:47,655 --> 01:10:49,862 Stop! Oh, help! 1249 01:10:49,931 --> 01:10:52,413 - Stop! - Maybe this'll take a bit more. 1250 01:10:53,689 --> 01:10:55,724 - Stop! - You won't talk and won't sign. 1251 01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:58,724 Stop, stop! I'll sign. I'll sign. 1252 01:10:58,793 --> 01:11:00,344 Stop! I'll sign. 1253 01:11:00,413 --> 01:11:03,379 - Now you're talking. - I'll sign it, I'll sign it. 1254 01:11:03,448 --> 01:11:05,034 Let me have it. 1255 01:11:05,103 --> 01:11:06,448 You'll suffer for this brutality. 1256 01:11:06,517 --> 01:11:08,448 This outrage. 1257 01:11:08,517 --> 01:11:10,965 You'll regret it. You'll see. 1258 01:11:12,241 --> 01:11:15,068 - There. - Thanks, Cass, old boy. 1259 01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:17,310 I'll stroll to the bank and get this cashed. 1260 01:11:17,379 --> 01:11:19,758 You boys stay here and entertain our customer. 1261 01:11:19,827 --> 01:11:22,310 - Sure. - Sorry to put the heater on you. 1262 01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:24,379 If you sit still, everything's gonna be alright. 1263 01:11:24,448 --> 01:11:27,620 It would be too bad to get blood all over this rug. 1264 01:11:27,689 --> 01:11:28,862 For a fact. 1265 01:11:32,137 --> 01:11:34,344 I want the police, quick. Hurry up, the police. 1266 01:11:34,413 --> 01:11:36,586 We're selling you bonds you sold to chumps. 1267 01:11:36,655 --> 01:11:38,000 Operator, I want the police. 1268 01:11:38,068 --> 01:11:41,379 They'll put you in the can for selling them. 1269 01:11:41,448 --> 01:11:44,793 - You better think it over. - Stop it, nobody can hear you. 1270 01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:51,275 Here, put your moniker on this and be quick about it. 1271 01:11:57,379 --> 01:12:00,344 This is an outrage. Get outta here or I'll call police. 1272 01:12:00,413 --> 01:12:02,379 Oh, will you? 1273 01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:05,068 Hey, nix, nix. You don't wanna croak him. 1274 01:12:05,137 --> 01:12:07,724 Wait till we get his moniker on this check. 1275 01:12:07,793 --> 01:12:09,862 Here you are, kid. Sign here. 1276 01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:17,620 Why, this check is for $50,000. That's all I have in the bank. 1277 01:12:17,689 --> 01:12:19,068 Sure, Mr. Ames. 1278 01:12:19,137 --> 01:12:21,517 It's bad to have $50,000 laying in a bank. 1279 01:12:21,586 --> 01:12:25,379 Yeah, but it ain't near as bad as getting bumped off, Mr. Ames. 1280 01:12:25,448 --> 01:12:27,620 Come on. Put your John Henry on there. 1281 01:12:27,689 --> 01:12:29,931 Come on, come on. Hurry up. 1282 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,896 Make it snappy. 1283 01:12:33,206 --> 01:12:35,827 What's keeping your father? Where is he? 1284 01:12:35,896 --> 01:12:37,448 I don't know. I haven't seen him. 1285 01:12:37,517 --> 01:12:40,482 If we don't leave in five minutes, we'll miss the train. 1286 01:12:40,551 --> 01:12:41,655 But of course, I.... 1287 01:12:43,137 --> 01:12:45,068 - What do you want? - Look. 1288 01:12:45,137 --> 01:12:47,275 - You've got nerve to come here. - Shut up. 1289 01:12:47,344 --> 01:12:50,689 Give me that ring. It cost me seven grand. Give me that ring. 1290 01:12:52,379 --> 01:12:55,724 - Now, Ahearn. You can't-- - Ingleby. Show these men out. 1291 01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:59,827 If you open that puss again, I'll shove my foot in it. 1292 01:12:59,896 --> 01:13:02,344 I wanna slip you a load of good advice. 1293 01:13:02,413 --> 01:13:05,896 Next time you go trim a sucker, pick one that's a real sucker. 1294 01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:09,482 I had smarter people than you doing my laundry in Chicago. 1295 01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:12,379 Come on. 1296 01:13:14,275 --> 01:13:17,172 Blind, please help the blind. 1297 01:13:17,827 --> 01:13:20,000 Help the blind. 1298 01:13:26,448 --> 01:13:28,172 Thank you. 1299 01:13:30,620 --> 01:13:33,000 How could you pay back all of these losses 1300 01:13:33,068 --> 01:13:34,862 in such a short time? 1301 01:13:34,931 --> 01:13:36,896 A new plan of refinancing. 1302 01:13:36,965 --> 01:13:40,172 The Chicago plan. 1303 01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:43,413 As long as the company's on its feet, stay here and run it. 1304 01:13:43,482 --> 01:13:47,896 Oh, no. Out here, I'm like a mule in a horse race. 1305 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:52,137 Well, look here. You mustn't judge everybody by the Casses. 1306 01:13:52,206 --> 01:13:54,620 They're like poison to everybody in the community. 1307 01:13:54,689 --> 01:13:56,206 You telling me? 1308 01:13:56,275 --> 01:14:00,344 You haven't met one decent person since you came out here. 1309 01:14:00,413 --> 01:14:04,482 Why, sister, that's the first time you've been wrong. 1310 01:14:07,241 --> 01:14:11,034 Do you remember rehearsing me in that proposal racket? 1311 01:14:11,103 --> 01:14:12,689 Why, of course I remember. 1312 01:14:12,758 --> 01:14:16,724 I was thinking it might not be a bad idea if me and you, uh... 1313 01:14:16,793 --> 01:14:18,482 ...had another rehearsal. 1314 01:14:18,551 --> 01:14:22,000 I mean, that is, when you haven't anything else to do. 1315 01:14:22,068 --> 01:14:24,310 Well, I'm idle right this minute. 1316 01:14:24,379 --> 01:14:26,068 Great. 1317 01:14:26,137 --> 01:14:28,241 Put her down there. 1318 01:14:38,137 --> 01:14:40,241 Fire at once! 1319 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,482 Fore! 1320 01:15:21,103 --> 01:15:22,551 Look out! 1321 01:15:27,103 --> 01:15:29,551 Bull's-eye! Give the gentleman a cigar.