1 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:07,241 Well, folks, there's not much doubt about what's happening. 2 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:09,517 We continue with the latest returns. 3 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:11,310 Illinois is just reporting. 4 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:14,137 Roosevelt, 54,897. 5 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:17,482 Hoover, 13,242. 6 00:01:17,551 --> 00:01:20,586 Virginia, Roosevelt, 11,987. 7 00:01:20,655 --> 00:01:23,448 Hoover, 4354. 8 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,655 Ohio, Roosevelt, 18,361. 9 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:29,344 Hoover, 3530. 10 00:01:29,413 --> 00:01:32,310 We're going to hear from Pennsylvania in just a second. 11 00:01:32,379 --> 00:01:35,758 North Dakota, Hoover, 2767. 12 00:01:35,827 --> 00:01:38,310 Roosevelt, 5299. 13 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:41,172 Iowa, Roosevelt, 14,874. 14 00:01:41,241 --> 00:01:43,517 Hoover, 10,342. 15 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:46,758 Kentucky, Roosevelt, 5936. 16 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:49,655 Hoover, 3542. 17 00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:51,241 Here's another dispatch from Idaho... 18 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:53,448 ...always a Republican stronghold. 19 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:55,172 Hoover, 946. 20 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:57,689 Roosevelt, 2288. 21 00:01:57,758 --> 00:01:59,355 President Hoover has just sent a telegram... 22 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,655 ...of congratulations to Governor Roosevelt. 23 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:03,344 It's all over but the shouting. 24 00:02:03,413 --> 00:02:05,379 This has been the greatest Democratic landslide... 25 00:02:05,448 --> 00:02:07,275 ...in the history of American politics. 26 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:09,827 Governor Roosevelt has carried practically every state... 27 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,827 ...sweeping all opposition before him. 28 00:02:11,896 --> 00:02:13,862 It certainly marks the end of one era... 29 00:02:13,931 --> 00:02:15,586 ...and the beginning of another. 30 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:24,379 Well, here's something interesting. 31 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:25,793 A flash from Milwaukee. 32 00:02:25,862 --> 00:02:27,344 The brewing interests plan... 33 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:29,827 ...to start immediate production of beer. 34 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:31,103 And a flash from California. 35 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:32,896 Governor Rolph announces... 36 00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:34,562 ...that he intends to release all prisoners... 37 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:37,068 ...held for liquor violations in that state. 38 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:39,241 Listen to this, from New York State. 39 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:41,103 Democratic leaders announce that Roosevelt... 40 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:43,137 ...will use all his influence... 41 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,172 ...to have the 18th Amendment repealed as soon as possible. 42 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:49,379 It looks as if the Noble Experiment... 43 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:50,931 ...was on its last legs. 44 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,137 The handwriting on the wall for Prohibition. 45 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,827 It's taken us 12 years to realize-- 46 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:03,103 Well, it's all over, boys. We're washed up. 47 00:03:03,172 --> 00:03:05,758 I knew it was coming. What did I always tell? 48 00:03:05,827 --> 00:03:07,586 I knew it was too good to last. 49 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:10,586 Well, it lasted long enough to put us in the dough. 50 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:12,241 But it ain't no more. 51 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:25,482 Hey, you mugs, all of you, come here. Come and get it. 52 00:03:25,551 --> 00:03:27,965 - What are you doing, Bugs? - This is the payoff. 53 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:30,655 Might as well cut it now and call it quits. 54 00:03:30,724 --> 00:03:31,793 We're through. 55 00:03:33,103 --> 00:03:34,758 Just a minute. Pipe down. 56 00:03:34,827 --> 00:03:36,172 You just heard the bad news. 57 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:38,206 Our racket can't last much longer. 58 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:42,379 I'm stepping outta it tonight and if you're smart, you'll too. 59 00:03:42,448 --> 00:03:45,068 Here you are, Butch. This is for the vine-covered cottage... 60 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,965 ...out in the country somewheres. 61 00:03:47,034 --> 00:03:50,137 You can grow your own vegetables, sweetheart. 62 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,758 Here you are, Al. Split it up with the kids. 63 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:56,758 Alright, just a minute. I ain't kidding now. 64 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:58,172 And another thing. 65 00:03:58,241 --> 00:04:00,724 From right now on, no more mob, see? 66 00:04:00,793 --> 00:04:02,413 No more organization. 67 00:04:02,482 --> 00:04:04,034 We're all on our own. 68 00:04:04,103 --> 00:04:05,931 Bugs, what are you gonna do? 69 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:11,965 I'm gonna mingle with the upper classes. 70 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,448 I'm gonna be a gentleman. 71 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:18,103 Roosevelt elected. Hey, paper here. 72 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:20,275 Read all about it. Beer in six months. 73 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,896 - Hey, special extra. - Extra. 74 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:23,344 Read all about it. 75 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:26,689 Roosevelt promises beer in April. 76 00:04:26,758 --> 00:04:28,103 Why didn't you take your car? 77 00:04:28,172 --> 00:04:30,344 You're begging some guy to put one in you. 78 00:04:30,413 --> 00:04:32,517 I feel like walking. I'm restless. 79 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:35,551 Quitting like this, I hate to see you do it, Bugs. 80 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:36,827 Stepping outta the picture. 81 00:04:36,896 --> 00:04:39,137 Handing the town over to Joe Milano. 82 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:42,241 Well, it suits me. In six months, he'll be outta business. 83 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:45,172 I'm going to step out while I've still got mine. 84 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,620 Good evening, Mr. Ahearn. 85 00:04:46,689 --> 00:04:49,379 - Yes, we have. - Roosevelt elected. 86 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:50,620 How do, Nelson? 87 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:53,517 Did you and the boys vote today? 88 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:56,517 Six times apiece. 89 00:04:56,586 --> 00:04:59,965 So Uncle Sam has muscled in on your racket, huh? Ha-ha-ha. 90 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:02,793 Beer in six months. 91 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:05,827 For a leaden nickel, I'd take a poke at that flatfoot. 92 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:09,275 - Just one good poke. - No, no, don't, Bugs. 93 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:10,413 You're right, Al. 94 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:12,862 I got a million and a quarter salted away... 95 00:05:12,931 --> 00:05:14,862 ...and all he's got is flat feet. 96 00:05:14,931 --> 00:05:16,551 Let him laugh. 97 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:22,241 What's eating the Little Giant tonight? 98 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:24,103 He's going out of business. 99 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:26,655 How do you like that? 100 00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:28,310 Bugs, is this on the level? 101 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:31,000 Yeah, it's on the level. I'm through. 102 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:33,310 Why, honey... 103 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:35,931 ...you could no more quit than you could stop breathing. 104 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,551 - It's your life. - No? 105 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:42,034 Hey, you think I like to sweat and worry 20 hours a day? 106 00:05:42,103 --> 00:05:44,620 Scheme, connive, play both ends against the middle... 107 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:47,482 ...live on the edge of a volcano liable to blow up? 108 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:50,103 Think it's fun spending your life waiting for some mug 109 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:51,586 to spray you with a gun? 110 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,586 I can't go anywheres without a bodyguard. 111 00:05:53,655 --> 00:05:55,620 I'm always tense, coiled up like a spring... 112 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,103 ...ready to duck the moment anybody flashes a rod. 113 00:05:58,172 --> 00:06:00,724 Every time I step into my car, get near a window... 114 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,344 ...walk around the block. Every time somebody opens the door... 115 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:06,206 ...I hunch my shoulder waiting for that thunder. 116 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:08,448 That's how I've lived for the last 10 years. 117 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:12,000 And believe me, sister, I got a bellyful. 118 00:06:12,068 --> 00:06:14,206 Must be great to have dough to quit on. 119 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:16,862 By cutting all the corners, I'll manage to eat... 120 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:19,586 ...and keep the rain off me. Yes siree. 121 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:22,034 I'm a young guy that knows all the answers... 122 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:24,310 ...and got my whole life before me. 123 00:06:24,379 --> 00:06:26,793 Yeah, and I'm all washed up with mugs. 124 00:06:26,862 --> 00:06:30,172 I came from the gutter, but I'm stepping right outta it. 125 00:06:30,241 --> 00:06:31,965 I'm gonna meet some real people. 126 00:06:32,034 --> 00:06:34,620 Do something worthwhile, amount to something. 127 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:37,620 When you meet these people, what are you gonna talk about? 128 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,379 Machine guns and beer? 129 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:42,206 I'll manage to talk to them, alright, and they'll listen. 130 00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:44,344 I've been reading a lot. I've been studying. 131 00:06:44,413 --> 00:06:46,344 I ain't been wasting my time. 132 00:06:46,413 --> 00:06:49,310 What do you think I've been reading those books for? Here. 133 00:06:51,103 --> 00:06:52,689 Greek philosophy. 134 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:56,379 Pluto. Yeah, I bet you thought Pluto was a water. 135 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,000 I'm just crawling with education. 136 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:00,689 I've been reading all them Greeks. 137 00:07:00,758 --> 00:07:03,448 They do plenty beside shining shoes and running lunchrooms. 138 00:07:03,517 --> 00:07:06,827 They don't do bad in a dark alley with a stiletto, either. 139 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:09,793 Yeah, smart guy, ain't you? 140 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,620 What do you think I've been buying those pictures for? 141 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:14,517 Here, take a hinge at that one. 142 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,000 You ever seen anything like that before? 143 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:21,827 Not since I've been off cocaine. 144 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:23,896 No, you dumb head. 145 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:28,241 You think that's a cat having a fit in a bucket of ketchup. 146 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,482 Well, it ain't, see? That's art. 147 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,551 Why, it's one of the finest examples of, uh, fu-- 148 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,103 Futurism. Yeah. 149 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:41,103 Why, that's got, uh, dynamic rhythm. 150 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:44,310 Yeah, that's what it's got, and tone color. 151 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:47,034 But it ain't got a nickel's worth of perspective. 152 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:48,965 You know, pictures without perspective... 153 00:07:49,034 --> 00:07:50,827 ...well, that's the last word in art today. 154 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:53,620 Go on, point out some perspective. I dare you to. 155 00:07:53,689 --> 00:07:55,000 What for? 156 00:07:55,068 --> 00:07:57,206 Do you know how much that set me back? 157 00:07:57,275 --> 00:07:59,275 Twelve hundred smackers. 158 00:07:59,344 --> 00:08:03,413 - It's a genuine Kaputzawich. - Who's he? 159 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:05,034 The guy who painted that picture. 160 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:06,344 - Oh. - Yeah. 161 00:08:06,413 --> 00:08:08,586 What am I fixing to talk to them about? 162 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,620 See, I'm just crawling with culture. 163 00:08:10,689 --> 00:08:12,655 Ask me anything. What do you wanna know? 164 00:08:12,724 --> 00:08:15,344 Good reason why I shouldn't get stinking drunk. 165 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:18,000 What's the matter with me as a picture, darling? 166 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,827 Looks like you two wanna be alone. 167 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:21,862 We could spare you. 168 00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:23,655 Mm? 169 00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:26,172 Oh, no, not tonight, Josephine. 170 00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:28,482 I got a lotta heavy thinking to do. 171 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,413 Me for the hay. 172 00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:31,931 Goodnight. 173 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,724 ♪ Ta-ra-roo ♪ 174 00:08:34,793 --> 00:08:37,275 ♪ Ra-rum ♪ 175 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:39,137 ♪ La-la-la-laa ♪♪ 176 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:41,620 You know, that's the "Pilgrim's Chorus" by Wagner. 177 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,689 Grand opera. 178 00:08:42,758 --> 00:08:44,758 ♪ Ta-ra-ra-raa ♪ 179 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:46,689 ♪ Ra-ra ♪ 180 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,793 ♪ Ree-rum ♪ 181 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,310 ♪ Ta-ra-rum ♪ 182 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:54,206 ♪ Ra-ra-rum ♪♪ 183 00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:05,793 Yeah. 184 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,931 Phoned you a couple times this morning. 185 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,620 Well, I was down the Civic Auditorium... 186 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:12,413 ...listening to a lecture on technocracy. 187 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:13,620 What's that? 188 00:09:13,689 --> 00:09:15,689 The guy's pan was all over whiskers. 189 00:09:15,758 --> 00:09:18,620 He kept mumbling in them so I couldn't hear. 190 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:22,620 Oh, boy. The pro says I'm getting that left wrist swell. 191 00:09:24,724 --> 00:09:27,586 - So the skids are under me, huh? - Well, it's tough. 192 00:09:27,655 --> 00:09:30,310 Oh, us dames always get it sooner or later. 193 00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:33,137 - It's like death of the taxes. - I hate to do this. 194 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,689 - You been a great pal. - Never mind the song and dance. 195 00:09:36,758 --> 00:09:39,034 Oh, I ain't sore, Bugs. 196 00:09:39,103 --> 00:09:42,172 You say quit, so it's quit. 197 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:46,551 Here, let me help you. 198 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:11,931 Why, honey, this is far too much. I couldn't take it. 199 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,137 Oh, go on, take it. It's yours. 200 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,310 You've been a great gal, honey. 201 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,275 Oh, well. 202 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,344 So long. 203 00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:30,482 Come see us sometime. 204 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,758 All the luck in the world to you, Edith. 205 00:10:33,827 --> 00:10:35,965 Thank you, dear. 206 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:37,517 Same to you. 207 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,413 - How'd she take it? - Standing up. 208 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:52,275 Did you get rid of the trucks? 209 00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,517 Yeah, the Ajax Trucking Company was glad. 210 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:58,655 I sold all the ammunition to the Army and Navy store. Oh, here. 211 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,068 Here's the checks. 212 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,379 Swell. Say, did you get rid of the choppers? 213 00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:04,724 Well, there ain't much market for machine guns. 214 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:08,344 I phoned a Mexican in El Paso, he's gonna take all we got. 215 00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:11,172 We're a cinch to get rid of our breweries and warehouses. 216 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,000 We can sell them to the government. 217 00:11:13,068 --> 00:11:14,413 - The government? - Sure. 218 00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:16,655 Ain't they muscling in into our business? 219 00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:19,724 Well, that's swell. 220 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:23,137 Oh, um.... 221 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:25,862 Oh, Bugs? 222 00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:27,068 Yeah? 223 00:11:27,137 --> 00:11:29,448 I was just kind of thinking. 224 00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:31,896 Now that you've got rid of the boys, trucks, ammunition... 225 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:36,413 ...and the choppers and Edith. I was wondering, well... 226 00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:39,448 ...what you were figuring to do with me. 227 00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,827 Why don't you take a little trip for yourself? 228 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:44,931 You mean, us split up? Oh, don't give me that. 229 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,172 We've been together since we was kids over on Blue Island Avenue. 230 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,620 I know, but seeing as how-- 231 00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:51,482 You're gonna put no skids under Al. 232 00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:53,517 Started with you and I'm sticking with you... 233 00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,137 ...even if I've to wade to my hips in art. 234 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:58,000 Look at the good times we had together. 235 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,862 Remember the time we busted into that loft after them furs? 236 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:02,689 Yeah, you went into a panic over... 237 00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,896 ...that big stuffed polar bear in the corner. 238 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:07,724 - I gave it to him. - You sure opened up on him. 239 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,758 The cops on the West Side was swarming... 240 00:12:09,827 --> 00:12:12,000 ...that joint like they was bees around a hive. 241 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:15,103 And in reform school, when we got ahold of that saltpeter. 242 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,275 Hey, boy, will I ever forget that? 243 00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:19,103 We dumped it in the sugar bowl. 244 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,413 Yeah, boy, we certainly did have fun... 245 00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:25,413 ...before we went in the big business. 246 00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:29,310 We're gonna keep on having fun, together. 247 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:32,689 Where Papa goes, Mama goes. 248 00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:37,413 - Okay, you're in. - Swell. 249 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,620 Yeah, but you gotta keep improving yourself. 250 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,068 I'm serious about this getting-up-in-the-world idea... 251 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,482 ...and I don't want no anchor to drag around. 252 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:45,862 - Understand? - Uh-huh. 253 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,172 Hey, Jim. 254 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:49,103 Frankie wants to see you. 255 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,137 Alright. 256 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,689 Come on, Frankie, drag it in. 257 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,241 Hello, what's on your mind? 258 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,931 Bugs, I'm up in Joe Milano's joint. 259 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,068 I'm in the bathroom, but I hear them gabbing outside the door. 260 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:02,172 Joe and the boys are coming here and give you a going-over. 261 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:05,931 Yeah? So they found out who hijacked their trucks last week? 262 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,724 Yeah, Joe says they're gonna beat the can off you. 263 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,827 That greaseball's gonna beat us? 264 00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:14,172 - He is, huh? I'll get the boys-- - Just a minute. 265 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,655 I'll take care of this. 266 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,758 Thanks for the tip. 267 00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:23,310 Here, scram and buy yourself a cigar. 268 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:24,862 I'm practically gone, sweetheart. 269 00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,275 - Much obliged for the sugar. - Let me phone the boys. 270 00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:30,310 We'll put them in the other room. When Joe walks in-- 271 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,068 Yeah, we'll start shooting. 272 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:35,137 Put ourselves on the spot with the coppers, and what for? 273 00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:36,758 That's all we need now. 274 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:39,689 I told you we were through, and I meant it. 275 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:42,827 You gonna sit and let that garlic give you the finger? 276 00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:46,068 - We'll blow outta town, quick. - Well, where? 277 00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:48,620 Well, let me see. 278 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:51,586 Say, how's for Europe? 279 00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:54,413 My old man come from there. He says it ain't bad. 280 00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:56,137 Nope, you gotta have a passport. 281 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,068 Okay, we'll get ourselves one. 282 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:01,551 You can't get a passport unless you've a receipt of tax. 283 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,827 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 284 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,517 Old Man Income Tax. 285 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,517 And they call this a free country. 286 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,724 There's our dish. 287 00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:12,689 Golf, polo, the blue Pacific. 288 00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,517 That don't sound bad for a starter. 289 00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:18,586 Great climate, plenty of class and far away. 290 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:21,655 "Santa Barb--" Say, I wonder what that "Santa" means. 291 00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,965 That must be Spanish for saint. 292 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,793 Yeah? 293 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,689 - What's eating you? - I was thinking. 294 00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:32,482 A couple of hoodlums like us moving in on a saint. 295 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:44,137 - What do you want? - Western Union. Telegram. 296 00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:45,620 Who is it for? 297 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,793 Milano. Joe Milano. 298 00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:11,620 Hello, Bugs. We was just discussing you. 299 00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:15,724 I'm leaving town. 300 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:18,034 I didn't wanna overlook saying goodbye to you. 301 00:15:18,103 --> 00:15:19,551 Oh, sure. 302 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,172 Especially since I heard you was gonna call on me. 303 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,965 Seeing as how I'm leaving town... 304 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:35,827 ...I didn't want you guys to get the idea you was running me out. 305 00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,137 Come on, Al. 306 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,758 That train won't wait forever. 307 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,551 So long. Don't take any lead nickels. 308 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,965 No, I won't. 309 00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:57,379 You use this to play them pansy games with. 310 00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:58,862 If you get into any trouble... 311 00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,689 ...you can bean some guy with them. 312 00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:03,103 I'll be using them. You can depend on that. 313 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,620 - Bugs? - Yeah? 314 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,241 - I got something nifty for you. - What's it for, Red? 315 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,793 Kind of an outdoor chair. 316 00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:11,862 This is to keep it from going too far in the ground. 317 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:15,655 This is to keep it under control at the other end. 318 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,310 Well, that's just the thing I'll need, Red. 319 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,793 Hey, Bugs, here's all the words. 320 00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:23,620 Now you'll know what them dudes out there is talking about. 321 00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:27,137 - Hey, Bugs? - Yeah? 322 00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,413 Take these while you can still smell them. 323 00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,827 So long, boys. 324 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,827 Oh, boy, what a view. 325 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:28,724 Look at that ocean. 326 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,931 And them palm trees, real too. 327 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,551 Best I ever seen before was on picture postcards. 328 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,517 Yeah and them furnishings. 329 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:39,931 I don't know whether you know it but that's real Spanish. 330 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,689 Believe me, those Spaniards certainly knew their onions. 331 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,620 Boy, what a layout. 332 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,379 Well, it ought to be. 333 00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:49,275 Take a squint at that. 334 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,517 "Forty-five dol--" Per day? 335 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:53,586 Boy, we're traveling in a fast company. 336 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,862 Forty-- Seven times 40, that's 280-- 337 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,862 It's over 300 bucks a week. 338 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,689 It ain't the money that burns me. 339 00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:02,137 I'll give over 300 a week to the bellhops here. 340 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,965 I don't want them to get, they got a yap here. 341 00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:07,482 Nobody ever made no sucker out of me. 342 00:18:07,551 --> 00:18:09,000 "Forty-five do--" 343 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,793 Here goes some of their profit. 344 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,379 Forty-five dollars a day. 345 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,344 The nerve of them guys. 346 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,000 Charging anything like that. 347 00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,034 I'll show them where to get off. 348 00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:34,137 Yes siree. 349 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,448 Up here. 350 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,000 Oh, you too. 351 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,551 Yes. 352 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,000 Yeah. 353 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,034 You going screwy? 354 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:55,724 They ain't gonna make a chump out of me. 355 00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:58,103 Boy, I'm gonna get me money's worth. 356 00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,034 Yessiree. 357 00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,517 Yeah. 358 00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,310 I'll show them they can't get off. 359 00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,551 Why do we've to put on these monkey suits? 360 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,068 Why couldn't we wear a tux? 361 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:19,896 I tell you, nobody in this kind of joint wears tuxedos... 362 00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,689 ...at night but waiters. 363 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:25,103 If you're wrong, you'd better order yourself an ambulance. 364 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:03,689 Hey, come here. 365 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:06,724 I suppose you're gonna tell me all these guys are waiters. 366 00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:10,241 They're all dressed wrong. We're right. 367 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:14,000 Listening to you, it's a wonder I didn't end up here in pajamas. 368 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:20,689 Oh, this is great. 369 00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:23,551 Perfect. Real class. 370 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,172 And what atmosphere. 371 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,241 I get a kick outta this, don't you? 372 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,586 You can have my interest in it free. 373 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:31,931 You rather be in a cellar shooting crap. 374 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,068 - Just lead me to that cellar. - Hmm. 375 00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:53,689 Mr. Stanley'll be here in a minute. 376 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,344 Yes, Miss Cass. 377 00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:06,103 Hey, uh, don't turn around until I give you the office. 378 00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:07,586 What's the matter? How many? 379 00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:11,034 - They got rods? - No, you ape, it's a skirt. 380 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,379 And is she the McCoy. 381 00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:14,413 Thought some guy had the finger on us. 382 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,689 One quick hinge at her and you can tell she's a lady. 383 00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:19,827 It's painted on her like a billboard. 384 00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:21,862 - You wanna meet her? - Do you know her? 385 00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:24,448 No, but I can ease over there, break the ice. 386 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,275 Mush-head. You ain't on North Clark Street. 387 00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,827 You're in society. Here, you don't talk to people... 388 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,344 ...till you've been introduced. 389 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:33,275 Dames are alike all over the world. I bet I could-- 390 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,793 You stay put or I'll bend this water bottle over your skull. 391 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:43,517 Oh, boy, am I hungry. 392 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:46,379 Am I gonna give a big steak a good home. 393 00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:55,793 - They got me. - What? 394 00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:59,034 The score card. I can't read nothing on it but the date. 395 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,103 Oh, it's in French. 396 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:04,068 Let's order the whole thing. Maybe there's a steak among it. 397 00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:18,275 Yes, sir. Consommé, chicken and fried potatoes. 398 00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:21,137 Talk French, you chump, and talk it loud. 399 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,896 When did you learn how to talk this monkey jabber? 400 00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:41,482 I used to have 10 percent of a French dame. 401 00:22:54,482 --> 00:22:56,931 Alright, so why? 402 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,068 - It's a game. - What for? 403 00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:02,620 Listen, stupid. The guys in the white shirts... 404 00:23:02,689 --> 00:23:04,896 ...are playing against the guys in the red. 405 00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,931 Each team is trying to knock the ball... 406 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,034 ...through the other team's goal. Get it? 407 00:23:10,896 --> 00:23:12,965 - Then what? - Oh, shut up. 408 00:23:21,103 --> 00:23:25,241 Oh, boy, there's that dame again. 409 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:28,517 I wish I could find out some way of getting properly introduced. 410 00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:30,793 You've been beefing about that since last night. 411 00:23:30,862 --> 00:23:32,379 Why don't you give up? 412 00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:39,379 Leave it, leave it. 413 00:23:52,586 --> 00:23:55,137 Oh, come on, let's scram. This game's dead. 414 00:23:55,206 --> 00:23:56,965 There ain't no excitement. 415 00:24:12,862 --> 00:24:15,620 Let's hop into town and pick up a couple of waitresses. 416 00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:18,482 I didn't come out here to hustle any waitresses. 417 00:24:18,551 --> 00:24:21,448 First-class or nothing. 418 00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:24,137 They won't come near you, won't give you a tumble. 419 00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:26,655 Yeah, they walk around us like we have smallpox. 420 00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:29,482 Forty-five bucks a day and they high-hat you. 421 00:24:33,103 --> 00:24:35,103 They wouldn't let you in the golf club? 422 00:24:35,172 --> 00:24:37,103 Who said they wouldn't? 423 00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:39,034 It happens that one of the gazebos... 424 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,241 ...on membership committee is outta town. 425 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:42,827 When'll he be back? 426 00:24:42,896 --> 00:24:44,241 They ain't so sure about that. 427 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:45,965 He's in Europe or something. 428 00:24:46,034 --> 00:24:47,517 - Europe, huh? - Yeah. 429 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,517 - You're gonna get in? - Why, sure, I'm gonna get in. 430 00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:52,655 That's a cinch. 431 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:56,413 We could get to Frisco and back before that guy comes back. 432 00:24:56,482 --> 00:24:59,068 Now, there's a great town, that Frisco. Wide-open. 433 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:00,931 Good eats, good liquor and just crawling... 434 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,724 ...with beautiful friendly dames. 435 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:05,586 And little Hymie give me a couple of good addresses. 436 00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:12,724 I wonder how long a guy could stay drunk if he really tried. 437 00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:18,206 Okay, we'll drive up there tomorrow and find out. 438 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,103 Whoopee! 439 00:25:24,448 --> 00:25:26,448 Make out like you don't know me. 440 00:25:29,482 --> 00:25:32,275 Boy, am I glad to screw outta that morgue. 441 00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:34,551 Three days and we don't even get a tumble. 442 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,527 Yeah, you're right. A lotta half-witted chumps... 443 00:25:36,551 --> 00:25:39,482 ...riding around on Shetland ponies, knocking a little ball. 444 00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:41,965 And a lot of high-hat baboons sitting on horses... 445 00:25:42,034 --> 00:25:43,251 ...all swelled up with themselves... 446 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,310 ...won't talk to nobody. Horses. 447 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,965 Before I die, I'm gonna burn down a livery stable. 448 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,517 Stop. Stop the car. 449 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:13,689 Hey, where you going? 450 00:26:13,758 --> 00:26:16,275 She must be hurt. I'm going to help her. 451 00:26:26,862 --> 00:26:29,620 You hurt bad? I seen-- I saw your horse run away... 452 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,862 ...and I knew you had an accident, so I-- 453 00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:35,724 There wasn't any accident. We got off and tied up the horses. 454 00:26:35,793 --> 00:26:37,413 No accident? 455 00:26:37,482 --> 00:26:40,758 Of course not. My horse broke loose and headed for town. 456 00:26:40,827 --> 00:26:42,758 She'll go right back to the stables. 457 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,551 Well, goodbye. 458 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:49,068 Goodbye. 459 00:26:53,275 --> 00:26:55,827 Hey, mister. 460 00:26:55,896 --> 00:26:57,586 Did you call me, madam? 461 00:26:57,655 --> 00:26:59,103 Have you got a car? 462 00:26:59,172 --> 00:27:00,896 Why, yes, ma'am. 463 00:27:00,965 --> 00:27:03,724 I've got a luncheon engagement. I don't wanna wait any longer. 464 00:27:03,793 --> 00:27:05,931 Would you be kind to drive me home? 465 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,689 Lady, I'd carry you home. 466 00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:10,724 Oh, let me.... 467 00:27:12,655 --> 00:27:14,310 Oh, please. 468 00:27:21,241 --> 00:27:22,896 Well, thanks so much. 469 00:27:22,965 --> 00:27:25,896 If you weren't leaving town, I'd ask you in for tea. 470 00:27:25,965 --> 00:27:27,724 I'm not leaving town. 471 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:30,000 I've decided to stay here all winter. 472 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:33,344 Thanks for the lift. We'll be at home anytime after 4 tomorrow... 473 00:27:33,413 --> 00:27:35,034 ...if you care to drop in. 474 00:27:35,103 --> 00:27:36,724 Goodbye. 475 00:27:36,793 --> 00:27:38,344 Goodbye. 476 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,172 - Back to town, quick. - What for? 477 00:27:45,241 --> 00:27:46,758 I thought we're heading for Frisco. 478 00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:49,724 Never mind. We're going back. I've gotta find the best tailor. 479 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,965 A tailor? You got a suit for every day in the week. 480 00:27:53,034 --> 00:27:54,827 Come on, come on, get going. 481 00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:03,689 How do you do, sir? 482 00:28:03,758 --> 00:28:06,103 What does a guy wear to an afternoon tea? 483 00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:08,275 Well, it all depends, sir. 484 00:28:08,344 --> 00:28:09,931 The best tailors have agreed that-- 485 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,620 I ain't got all year. What does a guy wear? 486 00:28:12,689 --> 00:28:15,586 Well, I was about to remark, sir... 487 00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:17,517 ...that a cutaway coat, white waistcoat... 488 00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:19,586 ...and striped trousers are usually acceptable. 489 00:28:19,655 --> 00:28:21,379 Can I've them by tomorrow afternoon? 490 00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:24,517 That's impossible, sir. I'll need at least a fortnight-- 491 00:28:24,586 --> 00:28:26,965 I'm on the spears. I've gotta have it by tomorrow. 492 00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:29,172 I'll pay you double, triple the regular price. 493 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,206 Will you step into the fitting room, Mr.--? 494 00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:32,620 Ahearn. J.F. Ahearn. 495 00:28:32,689 --> 00:28:34,827 I'm stopping at the Biltmore. Call them up. 496 00:28:34,896 --> 00:28:36,206 Follow me, sir. 497 00:28:44,206 --> 00:28:46,275 Oh, Winterbottom, come here. 498 00:28:46,344 --> 00:28:47,734 Please take Mr. Ahearn's measurements. 499 00:28:47,758 --> 00:28:49,310 Right-o, Mr. Charteris. 500 00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,689 - Excuse me, please. - Well, let's make it snappy. 501 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,793 - My dinner suit ready? - It is, Mr. Cass. 502 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,172 Can I have it tonight? 503 00:29:00,241 --> 00:29:01,862 If you're prepared to pay something. 504 00:29:01,931 --> 00:29:05,068 Listen, Charteris, old man, I expect a check any day now. 505 00:29:05,137 --> 00:29:06,724 I'll pay you just as soon as-- 506 00:29:06,793 --> 00:29:08,965 I've listened to your excuses for the last time. 507 00:29:09,034 --> 00:29:11,965 When can you pay me, you may have it, not before. 508 00:29:12,034 --> 00:29:13,551 Excuse me, please. 509 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:36,827 I'd greatly appreciate it, sir, if you would stand still. 510 00:29:36,896 --> 00:29:39,241 You wouldn't ask an artist to paint your picture... 511 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:40,724 ...while you were fidgeting about. 512 00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:43,275 Oh, wouldn't I? You don't know me, Winterbottom. 513 00:29:44,724 --> 00:29:47,758 Mr. Ahearn's bank references are excellent, eh? 514 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,620 A millionaire? Well, that is gratifying. 515 00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:55,586 And where's the gentleman from? 516 00:29:57,137 --> 00:30:01,206 I see. That accounts for his strange manner of speaking. 517 00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:03,137 Thanks very much, old boy. 518 00:30:03,206 --> 00:30:05,379 Were you talking about Ahearn, the polo player... 519 00:30:05,448 --> 00:30:06,448 ...from Meadowbrook? 520 00:30:06,482 --> 00:30:08,482 Mr. Ahearn is from Chicago. 521 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:52,517 Oh, how do you do, Miss Cass? 522 00:30:54,758 --> 00:30:56,965 - Hello. - I, uh.... 523 00:30:58,103 --> 00:31:00,551 I accepted your kind invitation. 524 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,310 It's nice of you. 525 00:31:04,586 --> 00:31:07,137 Oh, you're the man who drove me home. 526 00:31:07,206 --> 00:31:09,000 Yes, the man from St. Louis. 527 00:31:10,551 --> 00:31:12,551 - No, Chicago. - Of course. 528 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,482 Come on in and meet everyone. 529 00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:18,413 This is Sylvia Townsend, Mrs. Ingram, Dr. Abbott. 530 00:31:18,482 --> 00:31:20,586 - How do, doc? - How do you do, sir? 531 00:31:20,655 --> 00:31:23,172 Oh, uh, what's your name again? 532 00:31:23,241 --> 00:31:24,620 Bug-- Mr. Ahearn. 533 00:31:24,689 --> 00:31:26,586 Mrs. Frotingham, may I present Mr. Ahearn? 534 00:31:26,655 --> 00:31:29,379 Mrs. Handley, Miss Ames, Chauncey Cook, Mr. Ahearn. 535 00:31:29,448 --> 00:31:31,413 How do you, Mr. Cook? 536 00:31:31,482 --> 00:31:33,413 Very distingue, I'm sure. 537 00:31:33,482 --> 00:31:36,689 Dave Winters, Mr. Ahearn, Miss Cramont, Miss Lovering... 538 00:31:36,758 --> 00:31:38,482 ...Mrs. Terhune, Mrs. Holman... 539 00:31:38,551 --> 00:31:40,379 ...Mr. Sanders, Miss Cartwright. 540 00:31:40,448 --> 00:31:42,758 I'm very pleased to meet all you folks. 541 00:31:42,827 --> 00:31:44,758 Make yourself at home. I'll be back. 542 00:31:44,827 --> 00:31:46,793 Thanks. 543 00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:48,517 Oh, Miss Cass? 544 00:31:49,862 --> 00:31:51,793 - Here you are. - Oh, thanks. 545 00:31:51,862 --> 00:31:54,034 Just help yourself to anything else you want. 546 00:31:54,103 --> 00:31:56,724 Yes. Oh, thanks. 547 00:32:20,275 --> 00:32:22,241 Yeah, looks good. Ha-ha-ha. 548 00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:24,068 Just what I wanted too. 549 00:32:44,034 --> 00:32:46,517 Who is that terrible creature, dear? 550 00:32:46,586 --> 00:32:48,724 He's the comic valentine who gave me a lift... 551 00:32:48,793 --> 00:32:50,551 ...when my horse ran away. 552 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,310 His name's Ahearn. 553 00:32:52,379 --> 00:32:54,310 Ahearn? From Chicago? 554 00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:55,862 Yes, why? 555 00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:58,448 He's not so stupid. He's a millionaire. 556 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:00,586 Are you sure? 557 00:33:00,655 --> 00:33:02,689 I heard the tailor call for bank references. 558 00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:05,551 You bad girl. Why didn't you say something? 559 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:07,517 I've never even met him. 560 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:10,137 Probably got a wife and seven kids. 561 00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:12,517 Well, just the same, he's worth investigating. 562 00:33:12,586 --> 00:33:14,000 Let's meet him. 563 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,103 - Mr. Ahearn. - Oh. 564 00:33:19,172 --> 00:33:21,758 Mother, may I present Mr. Ahearn? 565 00:33:21,827 --> 00:33:24,000 - Charmed. - How do you do, madam? 566 00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:26,827 - Father, Mr. Ahearn. - It's a great pleasure, sir. 567 00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:27,724 Well, same here. 568 00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:29,310 And my brother, Gordon. 569 00:33:29,379 --> 00:33:33,000 - Glad you could drop over. - You and me both. Ha-ha-ha. 570 00:33:33,068 --> 00:33:35,137 You should have brought Mrs. Ahearn along. 571 00:33:35,206 --> 00:33:38,655 Well, that would be great, only I'm not married. 572 00:33:38,724 --> 00:33:40,655 - Congratulations. - Yeah. Ha-ha. 573 00:33:40,724 --> 00:33:42,896 I understand you're from Chicago, Mr. Ahearn. 574 00:33:42,965 --> 00:33:45,275 - A favorite city of mine. - That's right. 575 00:33:45,344 --> 00:33:47,206 Dear old Chicago. I love it. 576 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,827 Connected with Continental and Commercial Bank, aren't you? 577 00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:53,758 Well, I'm not in business anymore. 578 00:33:53,827 --> 00:33:55,620 You see, I made mine and quit. 579 00:33:55,689 --> 00:33:58,689 Yeah, all I do now is just play and enjoy myself. 580 00:33:58,758 --> 00:34:00,355 I suppose you're staying at the Biltmore. 581 00:34:00,379 --> 00:34:05,517 Well, I was, but, uh, I've sort of bought myself an estate. 582 00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:08,241 How thrilling. Whereabouts is your house? 583 00:34:09,344 --> 00:34:11,655 Well, I, uh.... 584 00:34:11,724 --> 00:34:13,344 I haven't been living here very long... 585 00:34:13,413 --> 00:34:15,586 ...so I don't know the names of the streets. 586 00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:18,724 Perhaps it's one of those big hillside places south of town. 587 00:34:18,793 --> 00:34:21,551 Yeah, that's right. A big hillside place. 588 00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,665 - Grand. - Well, Mr. Ahearn. 589 00:34:22,689 --> 00:34:24,172 Now that you've found the way... 590 00:34:24,241 --> 00:34:26,310 ...I hope you'll come see us very often. 591 00:34:26,379 --> 00:34:29,517 Come to dinner sometime, anytime. Just give us a ring. 592 00:34:29,586 --> 00:34:31,310 Well, I'm much obliged to you. 593 00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:34,379 And you folks have gotta come and have dinner on me... 594 00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,517 ...just as soon as I get open. 595 00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:39,000 We'd be delighted. That will be splendid. 596 00:34:39,068 --> 00:34:42,413 Remember, this is not one of those indefinite invitations. 597 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:45,655 I should say not. We expect to see a lot of you. 598 00:34:45,724 --> 00:34:48,310 Thank you. 599 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:52,517 Say, uh, your folks certainly got a lot of culture, Miss Cass. 600 00:34:52,586 --> 00:34:54,551 They make a fella feel right at home. 601 00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,379 You made a good impression on them. 602 00:34:56,448 --> 00:34:58,379 - Honest? - Cross my heart. 603 00:34:58,448 --> 00:34:59,620 Well, of course, it's-- 604 00:34:59,689 --> 00:35:02,034 I like it that they like me and all that... 605 00:35:02,103 --> 00:35:05,379 ...but it's a lot more important to me if you-- 606 00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:07,517 I mean, if I-- If we.... 607 00:35:07,586 --> 00:35:08,965 No, thanks. 608 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,931 Hmm? 609 00:35:12,689 --> 00:35:15,137 I got mine already. Thanks. 610 00:35:23,172 --> 00:35:25,965 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Oh, good morning. 611 00:35:26,034 --> 00:35:29,172 Say, have you got a hillside estate? 612 00:35:29,241 --> 00:35:32,344 You know, something big, kind of rich-looking. 613 00:35:32,413 --> 00:35:33,827 Do you wanna buy or rent? 614 00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:36,241 I'll rent it for sometime, if everything's okay, 615 00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:38,068 I'll buy it. 616 00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:41,137 Well, I think I have just the place you're looking for. 617 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:44,000 If you'd care to drive out, I'll show it to you. 618 00:35:44,068 --> 00:35:45,862 - Can we do it right away? - Yes. 619 00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:48,137 Alright, let's take a gander at the joint. 620 00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:07,448 You could put the whole Cubs' ballpark in the front yard. 621 00:36:07,517 --> 00:36:08,724 Yeah, no fooling. 622 00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:10,310 - The polo field's over there. - Yeah. 623 00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:14,413 The tennis courts, swimming pool and sunken gardens are this way. 624 00:36:14,482 --> 00:36:16,896 Who sunk the garden? 625 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:18,482 Say, what's that? 626 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,103 Why, it's a sundial. 627 00:36:20,172 --> 00:36:21,275 What's it for? 628 00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:24,517 - You tell time by like a watch. - Ha-ha-ha. 629 00:36:24,586 --> 00:36:28,137 Well, imagine lugging that around in your vest pocket. 630 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:31,103 I want you to see the.... 631 00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:32,241 Yeah. 632 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:35,137 - This is the living room. - Hmm. 633 00:36:35,206 --> 00:36:36,551 Nice chandelier. 634 00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:41,068 - The piano is a Steinway. - Oh, lovely. Say, who's that? 635 00:36:41,137 --> 00:36:43,827 - The famous Siamese Beauty. - Where's the other one? 636 00:36:43,896 --> 00:36:46,724 - What? - Always thought they was twins. 637 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,517 Well, there's a guy in good shape. 638 00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:54,965 It's a bronze reproduction of an ancient Greek wrestler. 639 00:36:55,034 --> 00:36:57,344 Oh, yeah, I know. Zbyszko. 640 00:36:57,413 --> 00:37:01,448 I seen him wrestle Strangler Lewis at the old Garden. 641 00:37:01,517 --> 00:37:03,068 Yep, nice place. 642 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,827 Little big, but cozy at that. 643 00:37:05,896 --> 00:37:07,931 How much are you asking? 644 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,137 Well, uh, let's say 1500 a month on a year's lease. 645 00:37:12,206 --> 00:37:14,379 Fifteen hun...? 646 00:37:14,448 --> 00:37:16,241 How would 1450 do? 647 00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:19,000 - Well-- - It's a deal, 1450. 648 00:37:19,068 --> 00:37:21,586 - When can I move in? - Whenever you want, Mr. Ahearn. 649 00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:23,241 I'm in now. 650 00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:26,103 - Sure you'll be happy here. - Get a load of the carpets. 651 00:37:26,172 --> 00:37:28,758 Yeah, they make me feel like I was in wading. 652 00:37:28,827 --> 00:37:32,137 - You brought your own servants? - Servants? 653 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,551 Oh, no, uh.... 654 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:37,931 You see, I gave them up when I closed my townhouse in Chicago. 655 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:43,965 Well, you'll need a housekeeper, and a cook, two butlers... 656 00:37:44,034 --> 00:37:46,068 ...an upstairs maid... 657 00:37:46,137 --> 00:37:49,275 ...three gardeners and a couple of chauffeurs. 658 00:37:49,344 --> 00:37:50,689 Is that all? 659 00:37:50,758 --> 00:37:52,862 Well, that's the staff that we, uh.... 660 00:37:52,931 --> 00:37:54,689 The people who lived here kept. 661 00:37:54,758 --> 00:37:57,689 - Oh. - I could get you their servants. 662 00:37:57,758 --> 00:38:00,000 Competent, trustworthy, efficient help. 663 00:38:00,068 --> 00:38:03,482 They know exactly how this place should be run. 664 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,724 Alright, sister. You take care of that, 665 00:38:05,793 --> 00:38:07,965 but don't let's lose no time. 666 00:38:09,482 --> 00:38:11,275 Oh, look here. 667 00:38:11,344 --> 00:38:13,379 You know this town pretty good, I suppose. 668 00:38:13,448 --> 00:38:15,241 Yes, I've lived here all my life. 669 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:17,068 I'm kind of a stranger around here, 670 00:38:17,137 --> 00:38:19,310 but I expect to do a lot of entertaining. 671 00:38:19,379 --> 00:38:21,379 Could you stick around here and help me? 672 00:38:21,448 --> 00:38:25,310 You know, tell me who to invite and all that sort of thing. 673 00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:26,482 Why, of course. 674 00:38:26,551 --> 00:38:29,655 Well, would 100 bucks a week interest you? 675 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,034 It certainly would. 676 00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:33,482 Well, then it looks like you go with the house. 677 00:38:33,551 --> 00:38:35,586 Oh, Mr. Ahearn, I can't thank you enough-- 678 00:38:35,655 --> 00:38:38,827 Oh, that's alright. I'll get my money's worth out of you. 679 00:38:40,241 --> 00:38:43,172 They're very kind, but a little eccentric. 680 00:38:43,241 --> 00:38:46,517 So you mustn't be surprised at anything they do or say. 681 00:38:46,586 --> 00:38:49,172 Most important of all, Mr. Ahearn is not to know... 682 00:38:49,241 --> 00:38:52,551 ...that this is my house or that y'all worked for Father and me. 683 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:55,103 - You understand that, don't you? - Yes, ma'am. 684 00:38:55,172 --> 00:38:58,137 If he did find out, it might be very embarrassing for him. 685 00:38:58,206 --> 00:38:59,620 He might even discharge me, 686 00:38:59,689 --> 00:39:02,965 and I need my salary just as much as any of you. 687 00:39:03,034 --> 00:39:05,758 It's gonna take every cent of the money I get 688 00:39:05,827 --> 00:39:07,793 to pay my back taxes and interest. 689 00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:18,517 Boy, what a crib. What a crib. 690 00:39:20,068 --> 00:39:22,241 - Kind of gives you ideas. - You think not. 691 00:39:23,517 --> 00:39:25,827 I'll take it. 692 00:39:26,482 --> 00:39:27,862 Hello. 693 00:39:27,931 --> 00:39:30,862 Oh, hello, Miss Cass. Got my message? 694 00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:34,103 Yes, I called you the minute I came in. 695 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:37,586 Would you like to come over and have lunch with us tomorrow? 696 00:39:37,655 --> 00:39:39,206 Fine. 697 00:39:46,310 --> 00:39:49,275 Oh, Mr. Ahearn, you're getting me all of atwitter. 698 00:39:49,344 --> 00:39:52,137 Oh, I'm not kidding. I mean it. 699 00:39:52,206 --> 00:39:54,793 Well, I'll see you about 1 tomorrow, huh? 700 00:39:54,862 --> 00:39:56,482 Goodbye. 701 00:39:58,206 --> 00:39:59,689 How you doing, pal? 702 00:39:59,758 --> 00:40:01,724 Well, looks like I'm in the bag, 703 00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:03,793 headed smack for the society column. 704 00:40:05,137 --> 00:40:08,068 Come on in. 705 00:40:08,137 --> 00:40:10,517 - Is your room okay, Mr. Ahearn? - Oh, perfect. 706 00:40:10,586 --> 00:40:13,206 - Butler will help you unpack. - Thanks. 707 00:40:13,275 --> 00:40:16,068 Now, if there's anything you want, why, please just ask me. 708 00:40:16,137 --> 00:40:18,344 Say, now, look here. 709 00:40:18,413 --> 00:40:21,931 I was thinking we might throw some kinda party tomorrow night. 710 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,620 - A housewarming? - Yeah, that's it. 711 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:25,655 - Will you take care of it? - Of course. 712 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:28,655 - Uh, who all should I invite? - Well, the.... 713 00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:32,448 - The Cass family. - The Donald Hadley Casses? 714 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:35,241 That's right. Swell people, ain't they? Ha-ha. 715 00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:36,413 Charming. 716 00:40:36,482 --> 00:40:38,482 I sure hope they'll accept the invitation. 717 00:40:38,551 --> 00:40:40,206 I'm inclined to think they will. 718 00:40:40,275 --> 00:40:43,241 Now, let me see, now, there's Miss Polly Cass... 719 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:47,586 ...there's Mr. and Mrs. Cass, and there's young Cass. 720 00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,482 Well, the Casses. 721 00:40:49,551 --> 00:40:53,137 And anybody else you might think would fit in them with them. 722 00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:56,137 - They may be a little difficult. - Yeah, that's right. 723 00:40:56,206 --> 00:40:59,793 You can't invite a lot of tramps on the same party with them. 724 00:40:59,862 --> 00:41:02,758 You know, they're very distingue. 725 00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:04,103 Very what? 726 00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:08,931 It means, uh, distinguished in French. 727 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,310 Oh, of course, how stupid of me. 728 00:41:11,379 --> 00:41:13,000 I'll attend to everything, Mr. Ahearn. 729 00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:14,413 Thank you. 730 00:41:17,379 --> 00:41:20,965 You know, there's a smart little dame. 731 00:41:21,034 --> 00:41:22,724 And plenty pretty too. 732 00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:24,379 Sure, but she's only a servant. 733 00:41:24,448 --> 00:41:28,034 Oh, yeah. Say, I keep forgetting. 734 00:41:30,241 --> 00:41:34,586 Mr. Daniels, you're getting real Scotch, genuine White Horse. 735 00:41:37,931 --> 00:41:39,862 Your horse has got diabetes. 736 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,379 Lovely night. 737 00:42:17,448 --> 00:42:21,413 Oh, yeah, it's a gorgeous moon. 738 00:42:21,482 --> 00:42:23,689 You going to the polo matches tomorrow? 739 00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:25,517 Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. 740 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:28,034 You know, you ought to take up polo. 741 00:42:28,103 --> 00:42:31,862 - I guess I should. - Oh, it's a grand game. 742 00:42:31,931 --> 00:42:35,137 And I've always had a weakness for athletic men. 743 00:42:41,068 --> 00:42:43,586 - Let's take a walk, shall we? - Okay. 744 00:42:53,275 --> 00:42:57,275 Gee, Polly, but your hair smells nice. 745 00:42:58,655 --> 00:43:00,758 Like this perfume? 746 00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:06,310 Coming up for air. 747 00:43:06,379 --> 00:43:08,241 Mind if I make myself comfy? 748 00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:11,482 Go on, don't stop. 749 00:43:15,482 --> 00:43:16,896 Heh. 750 00:43:16,965 --> 00:43:22,448 You, uh, engaged or something to that Mr. Stanley? 751 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,965 Of course not, you silly. 752 00:43:25,034 --> 00:43:27,379 He's just an old friend of the family. 753 00:43:27,448 --> 00:43:32,172 Oh. Well, I got a hunch he ain't gonna be with us long. 754 00:43:32,241 --> 00:43:35,758 As a matter of fact, I'm fed up with these usual people. 755 00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:39,206 I could do with a new, exciting romance. 756 00:43:41,724 --> 00:43:43,724 Life is very dull. 757 00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:53,793 Oh, you can clean up tomorrow, boys. 758 00:43:53,862 --> 00:43:56,448 Go to bed. You've had a tough night. 759 00:44:03,551 --> 00:44:05,103 Party come off alright, Mr. Ahearn? 760 00:44:05,172 --> 00:44:07,413 Oh, yeah, perfect. 761 00:44:07,482 --> 00:44:10,344 Thanks for taking care of everything so good. 762 00:44:10,413 --> 00:44:12,620 - Go to bed. - Goodnight. 763 00:44:13,793 --> 00:44:15,724 Hey, wait a minute. 764 00:44:17,586 --> 00:44:19,241 Come here. 765 00:44:20,068 --> 00:44:21,655 Sit down. 766 00:44:25,379 --> 00:44:28,724 Say, you're a good, levelheaded kid... 767 00:44:28,793 --> 00:44:31,793 ...and you look to me as though you could keep a secret. 768 00:44:31,862 --> 00:44:35,517 I wanna ask you something. Get the woman's angle. 769 00:44:37,586 --> 00:44:39,379 I'm.... 770 00:44:41,206 --> 00:44:43,655 I'm in love with a girl. A lady. 771 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:46,689 Say, rich, fine family, swell education. 772 00:44:46,758 --> 00:44:49,275 - Everything that I ain't got. - I see. 773 00:44:49,344 --> 00:44:51,689 Well, anyhow, I'm a pretty tough mug, myself. 774 00:44:51,758 --> 00:44:55,551 I came from the gutter. I guess you can still smell it on me. 775 00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:57,793 The only school I went to was reform school. 776 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,379 You've done wonderfully to get where you are now. 777 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:01,931 Oh, yeah, I've done great. 778 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,758 Sure, a real lady ought to jump 779 00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:05,827 at the chance of tying up with me. 780 00:45:05,896 --> 00:45:08,620 Say, do you know who I am, sister? 781 00:45:08,689 --> 00:45:11,379 - I'm Bugs Ahearn. - Bu-- 782 00:45:11,448 --> 00:45:13,448 Bugs Ahearn? The beer-- 783 00:45:13,517 --> 00:45:15,275 Yeah, that's right. The beer baron. 784 00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:17,310 The guy who pushes them around Chicago. 785 00:45:17,379 --> 00:45:18,724 Sure, I've quit now... 786 00:45:18,793 --> 00:45:22,034 ...but bombing, stealing, bribing, slugging, 787 00:45:22,103 --> 00:45:24,172 you name it and I done it. 788 00:45:24,241 --> 00:45:26,103 You, the terrible Bugs Ahearn. 789 00:45:26,172 --> 00:45:28,000 Well, she don't know this, see? 790 00:45:28,068 --> 00:45:31,827 And it's a cinch she's gonna get the dope on me sooner or later. 791 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,379 Now, look here, 792 00:45:33,448 --> 00:45:37,068 do you think I ought to give her this whole load myself? 793 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:40,827 You know, tell her I done a stretch in Joliet... 794 00:45:40,896 --> 00:45:43,517 ...lay all my cards on the table? 795 00:45:45,103 --> 00:45:47,103 I got a hunch she'd toss me out 796 00:45:47,172 --> 00:45:50,931 and get the whole joint fumigated. 797 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,655 Have you known her long? 798 00:45:52,724 --> 00:45:56,448 Well, I only met her a couple of days ago. 799 00:45:56,517 --> 00:46:02,103 Well, I'd keep quiet about my past for a while if I were you. 800 00:46:02,172 --> 00:46:04,931 Build yourself up to her level. 801 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,586 Then when you've proven that you have all the qualities 802 00:46:07,655 --> 00:46:09,275 that she admires in a man... 803 00:46:09,344 --> 00:46:10,862 ...then tell her everything. 804 00:46:10,931 --> 00:46:13,413 Well, that would take a long time. 805 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:15,206 Not too long. 806 00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,103 A few weeks. A few months, maybe. 807 00:46:18,172 --> 00:46:19,931 But you'll be improving yourself. 808 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,034 Meeting people and making yourself familiar 809 00:46:23,103 --> 00:46:25,793 with your surroundings. 810 00:46:25,862 --> 00:46:28,241 Yeah. 811 00:46:28,310 --> 00:46:29,724 Yes. 812 00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:34,103 Say, you're one of the smartest little dames 813 00:46:34,172 --> 00:46:37,137 I've ever run across. 814 00:46:37,206 --> 00:46:40,034 That's right. 815 00:46:40,103 --> 00:46:42,034 Why not? 816 00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:44,586 Yeah, build myself up to her.... 817 00:46:47,448 --> 00:46:50,758 Say, you're alright, you know that? 818 00:46:52,689 --> 00:46:54,482 That shouldn't take long. 819 00:47:09,551 --> 00:47:11,517 He's certainly trying hard to learn the game. 820 00:47:11,586 --> 00:47:13,000 You've got to give him credit. 821 00:47:13,068 --> 00:47:16,620 Out here five hours a day, and seven days a week. 822 00:47:16,689 --> 00:47:19,586 He swings just like an old lady beating a carpet. 823 00:47:28,724 --> 00:47:30,965 Come on, quit stalling. Hit it. 824 00:47:33,275 --> 00:47:34,862 The handle is too long. 825 00:47:34,931 --> 00:47:37,758 You'd be more at home with a blackjack. 826 00:47:37,827 --> 00:47:41,241 Scram, will you, before I wrap this mallet around your neck. 827 00:47:49,724 --> 00:47:51,965 You can have them for 1000 apiece. 828 00:47:52,034 --> 00:47:54,310 The finest Argentine ponies. 829 00:47:54,379 --> 00:47:55,827 Oh, I don't need them. 830 00:47:55,896 --> 00:47:58,655 This dog of mine is good enough to stick-and-ball around-- 831 00:47:58,724 --> 00:48:00,655 Hey, your stick-and-ball days are over. 832 00:48:00,724 --> 00:48:02,931 You're really gonna play. 833 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,862 - You kidding? - No. 834 00:48:04,931 --> 00:48:08,310 The boys say it's a miracle the way you've caught onto the game. 835 00:48:08,379 --> 00:48:10,172 They want you on their team. 836 00:48:10,241 --> 00:48:12,551 Me? On the Meadowlarks? 837 00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:15,137 Yeah, they said if you'd get yourself well-mounted-- 838 00:48:15,206 --> 00:48:17,275 Well-mounted? 839 00:48:17,344 --> 00:48:19,344 Are these the best nags money can buy? 840 00:48:19,413 --> 00:48:21,103 Absolutely. 841 00:48:21,172 --> 00:48:25,000 - Will five be enough to start? - You can get few more later on. 842 00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,000 Me, on the Meadowlarks. 843 00:48:27,068 --> 00:48:30,413 Gee, that's the biggest boot I ever got in my whole life. 844 00:48:30,482 --> 00:48:32,620 - Can I have them right now? - Sure. 845 00:48:32,689 --> 00:48:33,689 Sold. 846 00:48:49,379 --> 00:48:50,758 Why does he carry a mallet? 847 00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:52,965 He hasn't used it since the game began. 848 00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,724 Mike, what are you stopping for? 849 00:49:04,068 --> 00:49:05,551 Leave it. 850 00:49:12,379 --> 00:49:15,000 Come on. 851 00:49:15,068 --> 00:49:16,724 Leave it. 852 00:49:20,103 --> 00:49:21,758 One more down. 853 00:49:30,896 --> 00:49:32,758 Leave it. 854 00:49:32,827 --> 00:49:34,344 Nuts! 855 00:49:34,413 --> 00:49:35,896 Outside. 856 00:50:06,448 --> 00:50:08,931 "Noted sportsman." Did you pipe that? 857 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,551 And right smack at the head of the society column. 858 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:13,172 I suppose you'll buy a plane next. 859 00:50:13,241 --> 00:50:15,827 No, they hit the ground, and then where are you? 860 00:50:15,896 --> 00:50:19,344 If we go on that boat tomorrow, I'll buy a pansy motorman cap. 861 00:50:19,413 --> 00:50:21,172 Say, time for you to play golf. 862 00:50:21,241 --> 00:50:23,034 - I played yesterday. - Come on, get moving. 863 00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:25,241 You'll become a gentleman if it kills you. 864 00:50:25,310 --> 00:50:26,827 Oh, alright. 865 00:50:26,896 --> 00:50:29,448 He's just an anchor. I've to drag him around always. 866 00:50:29,517 --> 00:50:31,172 This just came from the jeweler's. 867 00:50:31,241 --> 00:50:33,413 Oh, fine. I've been waiting for it. 868 00:50:33,482 --> 00:50:36,172 Oh, boy. Heh, heh. 869 00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,482 Boy. 870 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:46,413 Do you think Polly would like this? I mean, Miss Polly Cass? 871 00:50:46,482 --> 00:50:50,310 Polly Cass? You're engaged to--? 872 00:50:50,379 --> 00:50:53,689 I ain't proposed to her, I'll do it tomorrow on the yacht. 873 00:50:53,758 --> 00:50:57,172 Oh, you can't really be in love with her. 874 00:50:57,241 --> 00:51:00,206 Why, just thinking about her, I break out in a rash. 875 00:51:00,275 --> 00:51:02,793 I can't eat. I can't sleep. 876 00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:06,206 Just think of it, a guy like me that's hung around all corners. 877 00:51:06,275 --> 00:51:09,241 A guy hep to everything, falling in love with a dame 878 00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:10,655 and on the level too. 879 00:51:10,724 --> 00:51:13,793 Well, I wish you luck. 880 00:51:14,931 --> 00:51:17,034 - Hey, Ruth. - Hmm? 881 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,793 You don't mind my calling you Ruth, huh? 882 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:26,827 Well, look here, you know, I'm, uh.... 883 00:51:26,896 --> 00:51:30,413 I'm kind of a sucker at this proposal racket. 884 00:51:30,482 --> 00:51:32,068 How do you get started? 885 00:51:32,137 --> 00:51:35,310 How do you get away from the barrier, huh? 886 00:51:35,379 --> 00:51:38,586 Do you mean to say you've never proposed to a girl before? 887 00:51:38,655 --> 00:51:41,620 Up to now, I got along without even mentioning marriage. 888 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:46,793 Well, it's perfectly simple. Just ask her. 889 00:51:46,862 --> 00:51:49,655 Oh, I'm sure to get all jazzed up. 890 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:53,620 Could I, uh...? 891 00:51:53,689 --> 00:51:57,103 Could I sort of, uh, practice on you, huh? 892 00:51:59,517 --> 00:52:01,827 Why, uh.... Why, yes, of course. 893 00:52:01,896 --> 00:52:05,344 Oh, you're a real pal, baby. Ha. 894 00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:07,586 Well, put her down there. 895 00:52:09,517 --> 00:52:10,758 Uh.... 896 00:52:10,827 --> 00:52:15,034 Make out like you're her. 897 00:52:15,103 --> 00:52:17,137 Uh.... 898 00:52:17,206 --> 00:52:19,000 Well, I, uh.... 899 00:52:20,931 --> 00:52:24,965 - Well, how do you get going? - Sit down here beside me. 900 00:52:25,034 --> 00:52:26,724 Yeah. 901 00:52:28,827 --> 00:52:30,965 Maybe I better start off with the ring, huh? 902 00:52:31,034 --> 00:52:32,827 No, no, she might not accept you. 903 00:52:32,896 --> 00:52:34,965 You'll have to say something first. 904 00:52:35,034 --> 00:52:36,551 Yeah. 905 00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:39,103 That's where I'm a cinch to get all jazzed up. 906 00:52:39,172 --> 00:52:43,275 Well, just tell her that you love her. 907 00:52:43,344 --> 00:52:45,241 Okay. 908 00:52:45,310 --> 00:52:48,241 Well, here we go, laughing and scratching. 909 00:52:50,206 --> 00:52:52,655 Heh, heh. Yeah.... 910 00:52:52,724 --> 00:52:55,586 Well, now, look here, honey. 911 00:52:55,655 --> 00:52:59,344 You know, ever since the first time I got a gander at you... 912 00:52:59,413 --> 00:53:00,965 ...I knew that you and me-- 913 00:53:01,034 --> 00:53:04,620 I mean, that we was kind of.... 914 00:53:05,379 --> 00:53:07,517 Oh, I'm sunk. 915 00:53:07,586 --> 00:53:11,172 I can think of the words, but they just won't roll out. 916 00:53:11,241 --> 00:53:13,551 Well, just be natural. 917 00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:15,551 Don't try to make a speech. 918 00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:17,344 Now, try it again. 919 00:53:17,413 --> 00:53:19,206 Yeah. 920 00:53:19,275 --> 00:53:21,379 Polly, I.... 921 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,827 You know-- Now, get a load of this, see? 922 00:53:23,896 --> 00:53:26,655 No, no, no. You're gonna make a speech again. 923 00:53:26,724 --> 00:53:28,896 Take my hand. 924 00:53:28,965 --> 00:53:31,896 - Put your arm around me. - Yeah. 925 00:53:33,517 --> 00:53:35,172 Yeah. 926 00:53:35,241 --> 00:53:38,827 Maybe I could put it all in a telegram. 927 00:53:38,896 --> 00:53:41,655 Now, tell me that you love me. 928 00:53:42,448 --> 00:53:44,862 I love you. 929 00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:47,172 "And I love you, Jim." 930 00:53:47,241 --> 00:53:48,931 She'll say. 931 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,241 Say, you do this too good. You must've had plenty of practice. 932 00:53:53,310 --> 00:53:54,655 Now, never mind that. 933 00:53:54,724 --> 00:53:56,586 Ask me to marry you. 934 00:53:56,655 --> 00:53:59,620 Would you...? Would you marry me? 935 00:53:59,689 --> 00:54:01,275 Of course I will, darling. 936 00:54:01,344 --> 00:54:03,689 Say, how do you know she'll say that? 937 00:54:03,758 --> 00:54:05,896 Now kiss me. 938 00:54:45,689 --> 00:54:47,586 Good evening, commodore. 939 00:54:47,655 --> 00:54:49,620 What's good about it? 940 00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:51,931 Why don't you suck a lemon? 941 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,689 Suck one yourself, you silly-looking-- 942 00:54:56,034 --> 00:54:58,310 Come on, honey. Let's go and tell the folks. 943 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:00,517 I'd better stay here and calm down. 944 00:55:00,586 --> 00:55:02,793 You go tell them, darling. 945 00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:17,379 Hey, folks, say, I got some great news for you. 946 00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:19,689 Kind of a surprise. 947 00:55:19,758 --> 00:55:21,344 Polly and me.... 948 00:55:21,413 --> 00:55:22,448 Well, we're engaged. 949 00:55:22,517 --> 00:55:24,448 Oh, Jim, dear. I'm so happy. 950 00:55:26,068 --> 00:55:27,241 Isn't that wonderful? 951 00:55:27,310 --> 00:55:28,724 - Good luck. - Thank you. 952 00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:31,448 - Congratulations. Best of luck. - Thank you. 953 00:55:31,517 --> 00:55:36,275 Congrats. I thought something like this was in the air. 954 00:55:36,344 --> 00:55:38,965 Thanks, Gordon. Ain't I the lucky guy, though? 955 00:55:40,758 --> 00:55:42,310 Stop sulking. 956 00:55:42,379 --> 00:55:45,379 I only have to live with him long enough to get alimony. 957 00:55:45,448 --> 00:55:48,379 What am I going to do while you're on your honeymoon? 958 00:55:50,379 --> 00:55:52,379 You big baby. 959 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,068 Well, now that I'm getting married... 960 00:56:04,137 --> 00:56:06,517 ...I'd like to settle down and go into some good... 961 00:56:06,586 --> 00:56:09,517 - ...high-class business. - An admirable idea, my boy. 962 00:56:09,586 --> 00:56:11,137 What line should I go in? 963 00:56:11,206 --> 00:56:13,000 Ordinarily, we might find something for you 964 00:56:13,068 --> 00:56:15,137 to do around Cass-Winter and Company. 965 00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:17,206 But things have been so slow lately. 966 00:56:17,275 --> 00:56:19,310 Well, I could put in some money. 967 00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:21,689 You know, sort of buy a partnership. 968 00:56:21,758 --> 00:56:23,793 We don't need it, Jim. 969 00:56:23,862 --> 00:56:27,206 See, we're very old and well established. Plenty of capital. 970 00:56:27,275 --> 00:56:29,758 That's the kinda outfit I'd like to hook up with. 971 00:56:29,827 --> 00:56:34,724 Mm, I don't think I could get my partners to even consider it. 972 00:56:34,793 --> 00:56:38,586 But we'll take a run down to L.A. tomorrow and talk to them. 973 00:56:38,655 --> 00:56:40,655 I may be able to convince them. 974 00:56:40,724 --> 00:56:42,000 I hope so. 975 00:56:47,206 --> 00:56:50,862 I tried to borrow money on these bonds to pay my taxes. 976 00:56:50,931 --> 00:56:53,034 And the bank laughed at me. 977 00:56:53,103 --> 00:56:55,275 Why, these are all I've got. 978 00:56:55,344 --> 00:56:57,241 My life savings. 979 00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:59,379 And the bank says they're worthless. 980 00:56:59,448 --> 00:57:01,862 True, bonds have defaulted their interest. 981 00:57:01,931 --> 00:57:03,275 But I think you're unduly alarmed. 982 00:57:03,344 --> 00:57:06,344 I'm alarmed? I'll show you how alarmed I am. 983 00:57:06,413 --> 00:57:10,827 You sold me these for 5000. I'll sell them back to you for 500. 984 00:57:10,896 --> 00:57:12,275 I've been fleeced and victimized 985 00:57:12,344 --> 00:57:14,379 and I'm going to the district attorney. 986 00:57:14,448 --> 00:57:17,551 Mr. Burger, don't you realize that any adverse publicity... 987 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:20,275 ...would only depress these bond values further? 988 00:57:20,344 --> 00:57:23,896 But, gentlemen if I have faith in this young man's ability 989 00:57:23,965 --> 00:57:25,724 to sell him my interests outright... 990 00:57:25,793 --> 00:57:28,517 ...I don't see how you gentlemen can object. 991 00:57:28,586 --> 00:57:32,206 I have always gloried in your confidence and enthusiasm. 992 00:57:32,275 --> 00:57:34,275 We have stood shoulder to shoulder... 993 00:57:34,344 --> 00:57:37,655 ...in fair weather and foul, at our respective posts. 994 00:57:37,724 --> 00:57:40,862 But there comes a time when young blood must supplant us. 995 00:57:40,931 --> 00:57:44,068 When youth must be served. 996 00:57:44,137 --> 00:57:48,448 Now, here is a man, a young man, with those attributes-- 997 00:57:48,517 --> 00:57:51,206 Oh, Mr. Cass, could I see you a moment, please? 998 00:57:51,275 --> 00:57:54,413 Oh, will you pardon me, gentlemen? 999 00:57:54,482 --> 00:57:56,379 It's getting very tough out there. 1000 00:57:56,448 --> 00:57:59,137 When you leave, go out the back door. 1001 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,758 Now, as I was saying, gentlemen... 1002 00:58:04,827 --> 00:58:08,137 ...here is a young man possessed of those attributes... 1003 00:58:08,206 --> 00:58:11,241 ...honesty, energy, integrity... 1004 00:58:11,310 --> 00:58:14,000 ...that alone can carry on the glorious tradition... 1005 00:58:14,068 --> 00:58:16,827 ...of Cass-Winter and Company. 1006 00:58:16,896 --> 00:58:18,689 Now, gentlemen, all in favor 1007 00:58:18,758 --> 00:58:21,137 of selling their interests to Mr. Ahearn... 1008 00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:23,517 ...will signify by saying, "Aye." 1009 00:58:23,586 --> 00:58:24,724 Aye. 1010 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:27,000 Those opposed? None. 1011 00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:28,482 Congratulations, Mr. Ahearn. 1012 00:58:28,551 --> 00:58:32,103 Well, thanks. Ha. 1013 00:58:32,172 --> 00:58:33,862 Well, I.... 1014 00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:36,482 I hardly know what to say. 1015 00:58:36,551 --> 00:58:39,103 I wanna thank all of you gentlemen 1016 00:58:39,172 --> 00:58:41,206 for letting me in on this. 1017 00:58:41,275 --> 00:58:43,517 I appreciate your sacrifice... 1018 00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:45,758 ...but at the same time, I ain't overlooking 1019 00:58:45,827 --> 00:58:48,689 that it's a great chance for me. 1020 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:52,862 I wanna thank you for all that you done on my behalf. 1021 00:58:52,931 --> 00:58:55,172 - I ensure you plenty of service. - Yes. 1022 00:59:01,724 --> 00:59:03,965 Somebody give me a cocktail. Quick. We're celebrating. 1023 00:59:04,034 --> 00:59:05,931 - His checks cleared? - Yes, my boy. 1024 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,275 And I made over $300,000 on the deal. 1025 00:59:08,344 --> 00:59:11,068 Oh, Father. It's all too wonderful. 1026 00:59:11,137 --> 00:59:12,896 Then I don't have to marry him. 1027 00:59:12,965 --> 00:59:14,620 - What a godsend. - Yes, sir. 1028 00:59:14,689 --> 00:59:18,241 Mr. Ahearn is now sole owner of Cass-Winter and Company... 1029 00:59:18,310 --> 00:59:21,034 ...and he is welcome to it. 1030 00:59:21,103 --> 00:59:22,793 Where's Papa's cocktail? 1031 00:59:22,862 --> 00:59:26,655 All I sold him was a few horses. Ha. I must be losing my grip. 1032 00:59:26,724 --> 00:59:29,551 You've got 15,000 commission for selling him that boat. 1033 00:59:29,620 --> 00:59:31,000 Oh, cigarette money. 1034 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:34,724 Go on, call the gentleman up and tell him we've got smallpox. 1035 00:59:34,793 --> 00:59:36,551 We don't have to endure him now. 1036 00:59:36,620 --> 00:59:39,620 He might get suspicious. You can endure him one more evening. 1037 00:59:39,689 --> 00:59:42,586 What excuse will you give for breaking off your engagement? 1038 00:59:42,655 --> 00:59:44,724 I'll just write him I changed my mind. 1039 00:59:44,793 --> 00:59:47,137 Don't forget to send him back his ring. 1040 00:59:47,206 --> 00:59:50,379 Don't be ridiculous. It's worth at least $5000. 1041 00:59:50,448 --> 00:59:53,724 I'd be careful about the way you break off your engagement. 1042 00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:56,379 - Why? His checks have cleared. - Yes, I know. 1043 00:59:56,448 --> 00:59:59,689 But it'd be convenient if you handle the situation delicately. 1044 00:59:59,758 --> 01:00:02,413 - Till we can get away to Europe. - Alright. 1045 01:00:02,482 --> 01:00:03,862 I've had a nervous breakdown. 1046 01:00:03,931 --> 01:00:06,103 You have to take me away for a year. 1047 01:00:06,172 --> 01:00:07,689 That sounds plausible enough. 1048 01:00:07,758 --> 01:00:10,862 Hm. It's pretty sudden. 1049 01:00:10,931 --> 01:00:14,172 What if we told him there was insanity in the family? 1050 01:00:15,689 --> 01:00:17,103 - Hey, everybody. - Hello, John. 1051 01:00:17,172 --> 01:00:18,758 John, I have something to tell you. 1052 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,827 - Now, wait a minute. Wait. - Now, John-- 1053 01:00:20,896 --> 01:00:23,482 I just happened to pick up a copy of TIME. 1054 01:00:23,551 --> 01:00:26,172 - Look at this. - What is it? 1055 01:00:44,965 --> 01:00:47,137 Good heavens. 1056 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,827 The notorious Bugs Ahearn. 1057 01:00:53,137 --> 01:00:56,068 "Beer, blood and machine guns." Huh. 1058 01:00:56,137 --> 01:00:57,724 We're sitting on a keg of dynamite. 1059 01:00:57,793 --> 01:01:00,724 - You think there'll be trouble? - He's the toughest desperado. 1060 01:01:00,793 --> 01:01:03,551 He'd think it was a joke to blow up this house. 1061 01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:05,420 - Bugs Ahearn. - Should've investigated. 1062 01:01:05,482 --> 01:01:07,310 It's too late now. We're in danger. 1063 01:01:07,379 --> 01:01:10,206 He's sure to find out we trimmed him. Probably knows it now. 1064 01:01:10,275 --> 01:01:13,172 There's only one thing to do. Get outta the country, quick. 1065 01:01:13,241 --> 01:01:16,931 You're absolutely right. We'll plans to leave in the morning. 1066 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,862 Ingleby. Oh, this is an outrage. 1067 01:01:19,931 --> 01:01:23,482 Ingleby, when Mr. Ahearn comes, say we're not at home. 1068 01:01:23,551 --> 01:01:26,068 We're indisposed. We're not at home to anybody. 1069 01:01:26,137 --> 01:01:28,206 Mr. Ahearn is here, madam. 1070 01:01:28,275 --> 01:01:30,655 His car just turned into the drive. 1071 01:01:33,379 --> 01:01:35,172 Good evening, folks. 1072 01:01:36,586 --> 01:01:38,655 - Glad to see you, Mr. Stanley. - Thanks. 1073 01:01:38,724 --> 01:01:40,034 Hi, Gordon. 1074 01:01:40,103 --> 01:01:42,103 Well, how goes it, Pop? 1075 01:01:42,172 --> 01:01:45,758 And, Ma, you're looking keen tonight. 1076 01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:48,379 Well, sweetheart. 1077 01:01:50,896 --> 01:01:53,862 - What's the matter? - I don't feel very well. 1078 01:01:53,931 --> 01:01:56,482 A little dinner will be good for what ails you. 1079 01:01:56,551 --> 01:01:59,689 - Sorry, I can't go out tonight. - See, now, look here. 1080 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:02,965 I got tickets for the dog show, but if you're not feeling well 1081 01:02:03,034 --> 01:02:06,413 we can all sit here and have a nice, quiet evening at home. 1082 01:02:06,482 --> 01:02:09,586 I'm sorry, but I-- You'll have to excuse me. 1083 01:02:15,103 --> 01:02:17,655 I was.... 1084 01:02:17,724 --> 01:02:21,586 What is this all about? What's the matter? 1085 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:26,379 Why, we've just heard something rather disturbing. 1086 01:02:26,448 --> 01:02:29,620 Something concerning my family's good name and yourself. 1087 01:02:30,931 --> 01:02:32,068 I don't get you. 1088 01:02:32,137 --> 01:02:34,275 Uh, Mr. Ahearn.... 1089 01:02:34,344 --> 01:02:35,827 Did you, um...? 1090 01:02:35,896 --> 01:02:38,448 Did you happen to read this? 1091 01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:52,724 Sure, it's all a mistake which you can probably explain. 1092 01:02:52,793 --> 01:02:54,862 No. 1093 01:02:54,931 --> 01:02:56,551 It's true. 1094 01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:58,758 You don't deny the truth of that article? 1095 01:02:58,827 --> 01:03:00,275 I told you, it's true. 1096 01:03:00,344 --> 01:03:03,655 And you had the nerve to force your affections on my sister? 1097 01:03:03,724 --> 01:03:05,620 Worming your way into our affections, 1098 01:03:05,689 --> 01:03:07,206 deceiving us about your past... 1099 01:03:07,275 --> 01:03:08,655 ...so you could marry my daughter. 1100 01:03:08,724 --> 01:03:11,413 Of all the disgraceful abuses of confidence. 1101 01:03:11,482 --> 01:03:12,862 It's outrageous. 1102 01:03:12,931 --> 01:03:14,731 One of the most disgusting insults perpetrated 1103 01:03:14,758 --> 01:03:16,586 on a trusting, innocent girl. 1104 01:03:16,655 --> 01:03:19,379 You've broken the poor girl's heart. Ruined us socially. 1105 01:03:19,448 --> 01:03:21,620 Made us the laughingstock of this community. 1106 01:03:21,689 --> 01:03:23,724 My daughter will be ill from the shock. 1107 01:03:23,793 --> 01:03:25,965 We shall have to take her abroad immediately. 1108 01:03:26,034 --> 01:03:29,931 Now, look here. I was gonna tell her before we got married. 1109 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,344 Naturally, Mr. Ahearn, the engagement is off. 1110 01:03:32,413 --> 01:03:34,793 And you are never to come near our home again. 1111 01:03:34,862 --> 01:03:37,931 Nor make any effort to communicate with us. 1112 01:03:51,275 --> 01:03:53,310 Well.... 1113 01:03:56,758 --> 01:04:00,103 Well, I know how dreadful you feel. 1114 01:04:00,172 --> 01:04:04,000 It's one of the luckiest things that ever happened to you. 1115 01:04:05,448 --> 01:04:08,793 Baby, you sure give me the wrong steer. 1116 01:04:08,862 --> 01:04:12,379 This'd never happen to me if I'd told her before we got engaged. 1117 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:14,655 Alright, we're a bust out here, so what? 1118 01:04:14,724 --> 01:04:16,620 Let's head back to where we belong. 1119 01:04:16,689 --> 01:04:19,137 - I can't now. - The trains are still running. 1120 01:04:19,206 --> 01:04:20,862 I bought a business. 1121 01:04:20,931 --> 01:04:24,103 I gotta stick around and see what's gonna happen to that now. 1122 01:04:24,172 --> 01:04:26,000 Say that again slow. 1123 01:04:26,068 --> 01:04:28,206 You bought a what? 1124 01:04:28,275 --> 01:04:31,655 I got over 600 G's invested in Cass-Winter and Company. 1125 01:04:31,724 --> 01:04:34,482 - Oh! - What's eating you? 1126 01:04:34,551 --> 01:04:37,241 That firm, Cass-Winter and Company. 1127 01:04:37,310 --> 01:04:38,655 Why, they're thieves, crooks. 1128 01:04:38,724 --> 01:04:41,517 - They're what? - They swindled my father. 1129 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:45,310 Sold him a lot of South American bonds that were worthless. 1130 01:04:45,379 --> 01:04:47,310 It took every penny he had. 1131 01:04:47,379 --> 01:04:50,793 It ruined him. Killed him. 1132 01:04:50,862 --> 01:04:53,448 After he died, there was nothing left except this house, 1133 01:04:53,517 --> 01:04:55,206 which I couldn't afford to live in. 1134 01:04:55,275 --> 01:04:59,827 Why, Ruth, you mean to tell me that this house belongs to you? 1135 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,517 Of course, ask anybody. 1136 01:05:02,586 --> 01:05:04,344 And they took your old man for-- 1137 01:05:04,413 --> 01:05:06,655 Do you wanna know all about the Casses? 1138 01:05:06,724 --> 01:05:10,827 You wanna know the truth about that cultured, charming family? 1139 01:05:10,896 --> 01:05:13,137 Well, the old man is a drunken swine. 1140 01:05:13,206 --> 01:05:14,896 The old lady cheats at cards. 1141 01:05:14,965 --> 01:05:18,310 Son's a nitwit who owes money to people who'd listen to him. 1142 01:05:18,379 --> 01:05:21,896 Nobody worthwhile around here will even speak to him anymore. 1143 01:05:21,965 --> 01:05:25,896 And Polly, she's been a sister-in-law to the world. 1144 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:29,586 She's been in one scandal after another since the age of 16. 1145 01:05:29,655 --> 01:05:31,689 Yes, and while you were engaged to her... 1146 01:05:31,758 --> 01:05:34,068 ...she was running around with Mr. John Stanley. 1147 01:05:34,137 --> 01:05:37,724 We called him John when working in my dad's stables as a groom. 1148 01:05:37,793 --> 01:05:39,517 Why, Ruth, for the love of-- 1149 01:05:39,586 --> 01:05:41,241 Why didn't you spill all this before? 1150 01:05:41,310 --> 01:05:44,413 Oh, I tried to, several times, but I couldn't. 1151 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:46,793 You were too much in love with her. 1152 01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:50,931 Say, you sure about that firm? 1153 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,448 They're on the verge of bankruptcy for a year. 1154 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:55,241 And you sunk 600 G's. 1155 01:05:58,034 --> 01:06:00,655 The toughest mug in Chicago comes out here... 1156 01:06:00,724 --> 01:06:04,000 ...and gets trimmed by fags with handkerchiefs up their sleeves. 1157 01:06:04,068 --> 01:06:05,862 Wait till Joe Milano hears this. 1158 01:06:05,931 --> 01:06:09,137 One more yelp outta you and you go right out through the window. 1159 01:06:09,206 --> 01:06:12,482 So they take me, huh? I'm a chump, huh? 1160 01:06:12,551 --> 01:06:14,275 Well, that's swell. 1161 01:06:14,344 --> 01:06:17,310 I'm the guy who buys Brooklyn Bridge, ever hear of that? 1162 01:06:17,379 --> 01:06:20,068 So they're giving me the runaround. Me, Bugs Ahearn. 1163 01:06:20,137 --> 01:06:24,586 Mr. Ahearn, these gentlemen insisted on seeing you. 1164 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,206 What do you want? 1165 01:06:28,275 --> 01:06:30,448 Are you Mr. J. Francis Ahearn? 1166 01:06:30,517 --> 01:06:32,517 What's the beef? 1167 01:06:32,586 --> 01:06:34,586 The district attorney would like to see you 1168 01:06:34,655 --> 01:06:36,448 in his office tomorrow, around noon. 1169 01:06:36,517 --> 01:06:39,482 - What for? - Heard of Cass-Winter and Co? 1170 01:06:39,551 --> 01:06:40,862 Sure, I just bought it. 1171 01:06:40,931 --> 01:06:43,620 That's why the DA would like to see you. 1172 01:06:46,931 --> 01:06:49,620 Your face looks very familiar. 1173 01:06:49,689 --> 01:06:51,689 Think I've seen a picture of you somewhere. 1174 01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:53,862 Never mind the stall. What's this all about? 1175 01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:56,689 Rather serious trouble, I'm afraid. 1176 01:06:56,758 --> 01:06:57,976 Your firm's flooded the community 1177 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,241 with Republic of Santa Rango bonds. 1178 01:07:00,310 --> 01:07:01,758 Not worth the paper they're on. 1179 01:07:01,827 --> 01:07:04,827 - How am I responsible for this? - I don't see why we can't. 1180 01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:06,965 I didn't sell bonds. I just bought it. 1181 01:07:07,034 --> 01:07:10,310 Present records show you're the owner and president of the firm. 1182 01:07:10,379 --> 01:07:12,827 That makes you responsible. 1183 01:07:12,896 --> 01:07:16,103 - So that's the law, huh? - Exactly. 1184 01:07:16,172 --> 01:07:17,172 Hmmph. 1185 01:07:20,448 --> 01:07:24,000 Look here, supposing everybody that lost money got paid back. 1186 01:07:24,068 --> 01:07:25,827 Now, that would satisfy everybody. 1187 01:07:25,896 --> 01:07:28,103 Can I use your phone for a long-distance call? 1188 01:07:28,172 --> 01:07:30,965 Surely. As long as you can pay for it. 1189 01:07:37,413 --> 01:07:40,172 I want Chicago. 1190 01:07:40,241 --> 01:07:42,034 Central 7808. 1191 01:07:48,103 --> 01:07:50,586 Hello? 1192 01:07:50,655 --> 01:07:53,137 Long-distance calling for you, baby. 1193 01:07:55,551 --> 01:07:57,172 Yeah, hello. 1194 01:07:57,241 --> 01:08:01,034 Look, get Mike, Tony, Red, Gus, Hymie, Butch and the other boys. 1195 01:08:01,103 --> 01:08:04,068 Shove them into planes and shoot 'em out to Santa Barbara, quick. 1196 01:08:04,137 --> 01:08:06,655 Well, who do you think this is, you fathead? 1197 01:08:06,724 --> 01:08:08,793 Sure, it's Bugs Ahearn. 1198 01:08:08,862 --> 01:08:10,172 - Look here-- - Don't worry. 1199 01:08:10,241 --> 01:08:12,655 I'll save your taxpayers the cost of a trial. 1200 01:08:12,724 --> 01:08:15,068 If I don't make good, you can have a trial. 1201 01:08:15,137 --> 01:08:17,586 Oh, here's for the phone call, sweetheart. 1202 01:08:32,758 --> 01:08:35,000 Hey, what state's California in? 1203 01:08:37,103 --> 01:08:39,103 - Texas, you dummy. - That's right. 1204 01:08:40,793 --> 01:08:42,344 It's the same old story. 1205 01:08:42,413 --> 01:08:45,620 Take a smart guy, put him in a racket he ain't into... 1206 01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,413 ...and he's the biggest chump on earth. 1207 01:08:47,482 --> 01:08:50,241 I ain't denying they took me and they done it good. 1208 01:08:50,310 --> 01:08:52,862 I ain't even burned up at them for taking me. 1209 01:08:52,931 --> 01:08:54,413 Well, not much burned up anyhow. 1210 01:08:54,482 --> 01:08:58,379 If a guy lead with his chin, begged to hang one on it, I did. 1211 01:08:58,448 --> 01:09:01,448 All I'm saying is that I got in over my head. 1212 01:09:01,517 --> 01:09:03,482 It's up to you to bail me out. 1213 01:09:03,551 --> 01:09:05,758 I don't have to tell you how to operate. 1214 01:09:05,827 --> 01:09:07,413 You know what I want from you. 1215 01:09:07,482 --> 01:09:10,655 But be kind of careful about bumping anybody off. 1216 01:09:10,724 --> 01:09:12,241 Now, you got all the dough. 1217 01:09:12,310 --> 01:09:15,172 Don't forget, I'm depending on you to see me through. 1218 01:09:15,241 --> 01:09:18,137 - Okay, when do we cut loose? - First thing in the morning. 1219 01:09:18,206 --> 01:09:20,758 You boys were the best beer salesmen in the racket... 1220 01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:23,413 ...let's see how good you are at selling bonds. 1221 01:09:34,172 --> 01:09:36,344 - Hello, buddy. - Oh, hi. 1222 01:09:36,413 --> 01:09:37,965 Gen-- What? 1223 01:09:38,034 --> 01:09:40,379 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1224 01:09:40,448 --> 01:09:43,896 Could we speak to Mr. Donald Hadley Cass, please? 1225 01:09:43,965 --> 01:09:46,517 The family is leaving for Europe in a few moments. 1226 01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:50,172 Mr. Cass is busy upstairs packing and cannot be disturbed. 1227 01:09:50,241 --> 01:09:52,413 We wouldn't think of disturbing him. 1228 01:09:58,689 --> 01:10:00,827 Come on, step on it. 1229 01:10:08,965 --> 01:10:11,793 Why, how did you--? What do you men want here? 1230 01:10:11,862 --> 01:10:16,000 Good morning. I'm Mr. Timothy O'Hara. 1231 01:10:16,068 --> 01:10:17,862 - Meet Mr. Pulido. - Hi. 1232 01:10:17,931 --> 01:10:19,862 - And Mr. Zamotoskovich. - Howdy, gobby. 1233 01:10:19,931 --> 01:10:22,275 - You must be in the wrong house. - We ain't. 1234 01:10:22,344 --> 01:10:23,793 We're bond salesmen. 1235 01:10:23,862 --> 01:10:26,551 You're gonna buy Republic of Santa Rango bonds. 1236 01:10:26,620 --> 01:10:28,310 $300,000 worth. 1237 01:10:28,379 --> 01:10:30,724 Get out of here before I call the police. 1238 01:10:30,793 --> 01:10:32,379 If I were you, I wouldn't argue. 1239 01:10:32,448 --> 01:10:35,379 Mr. Zamotoskovich, have you the check handy? 1240 01:10:35,448 --> 01:10:37,517 Yes, sure. 1241 01:10:37,586 --> 01:10:39,655 Here it is. 1242 01:10:39,724 --> 01:10:42,034 All made out. Nothing to do but sign. 1243 01:10:42,103 --> 01:10:44,137 This is highway robbery. I refuse. 1244 01:10:44,206 --> 01:10:46,965 Looks like we'll have to give the gent a sales call. 1245 01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:49,172 Ain't that too bad? 1246 01:10:50,344 --> 01:10:52,448 So you won't sign, huh? 1247 01:10:52,517 --> 01:10:54,586 Well, you won't sign. Well, how's this? 1248 01:10:54,655 --> 01:10:56,862 Stop! Oh, help! 1249 01:10:56,931 --> 01:10:59,413 - Stop! - Maybe this'll take a bit more. 1250 01:11:00,689 --> 01:11:02,724 - Stop! - You won't talk and won't sign. 1251 01:11:02,793 --> 01:11:05,724 Stop, stop! I'll sign. I'll sign. 1252 01:11:05,793 --> 01:11:07,344 Stop! I'll sign. 1253 01:11:07,413 --> 01:11:10,379 - Now you're talking. - I'll sign it, I'll sign it. 1254 01:11:10,448 --> 01:11:12,034 Let me have it. 1255 01:11:12,103 --> 01:11:13,448 You'll suffer for this brutality. 1256 01:11:13,517 --> 01:11:15,448 This outrage. 1257 01:11:15,517 --> 01:11:17,965 You'll regret it. You'll see. 1258 01:11:19,241 --> 01:11:22,068 - There. - Thanks, Cass, old boy. 1259 01:11:22,137 --> 01:11:24,310 I'll stroll to the bank and get this cashed. 1260 01:11:24,379 --> 01:11:26,758 You boys stay here and entertain our customer. 1261 01:11:26,827 --> 01:11:29,310 - Sure. - Sorry to put the heater on you. 1262 01:11:29,379 --> 01:11:31,379 If you sit still, everything's gonna be alright. 1263 01:11:31,448 --> 01:11:34,620 It would be too bad to get blood all over this rug. 1264 01:11:34,689 --> 01:11:35,862 For a fact. 1265 01:11:39,137 --> 01:11:41,344 I want the police, quick. Hurry up, the police. 1266 01:11:41,413 --> 01:11:43,586 We're selling you bonds you sold to chumps. 1267 01:11:43,655 --> 01:11:45,000 Operator, I want the police. 1268 01:11:45,068 --> 01:11:48,379 They'll put you in the can for selling them. 1269 01:11:48,448 --> 01:11:51,793 - You better think it over. - Stop it, nobody can hear you. 1270 01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:58,275 Here, put your moniker on this and be quick about it. 1271 01:12:04,379 --> 01:12:07,344 This is an outrage. Get outta here or I'll call police. 1272 01:12:07,413 --> 01:12:09,379 Oh, will you? 1273 01:12:09,448 --> 01:12:12,068 Hey, nix, nix. You don't wanna croak him. 1274 01:12:12,137 --> 01:12:14,724 Wait till we get his moniker on this check. 1275 01:12:14,793 --> 01:12:16,862 Here you are, kid. Sign here. 1276 01:12:21,068 --> 01:12:24,620 Why, this check is for $50,000. That's all I have in the bank. 1277 01:12:24,689 --> 01:12:26,068 Sure, Mr. Ames. 1278 01:12:26,137 --> 01:12:28,517 It's bad to have $50,000 laying in a bank. 1279 01:12:28,586 --> 01:12:32,379 Yeah, but it ain't near as bad as getting bumped off, Mr. Ames. 1280 01:12:32,448 --> 01:12:34,620 Come on. Put your John Henry on there. 1281 01:12:34,689 --> 01:12:36,931 Come on, come on. Hurry up. 1282 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,896 Make it snappy. 1283 01:12:40,206 --> 01:12:42,827 What's keeping your father? Where is he? 1284 01:12:42,896 --> 01:12:44,448 I don't know. I haven't seen him. 1285 01:12:44,517 --> 01:12:47,482 If we don't leave in five minutes, we'll miss the train. 1286 01:12:47,551 --> 01:12:48,655 But of course, I.... 1287 01:12:50,137 --> 01:12:52,068 - What do you want? - Look. 1288 01:12:52,137 --> 01:12:54,275 - You've got nerve to come here. - Shut up. 1289 01:12:54,344 --> 01:12:57,689 Give me that ring. It cost me seven grand. Give me that ring. 1290 01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:02,724 - Now, Ahearn. You can't-- - Ingleby. Show these men out. 1291 01:13:02,793 --> 01:13:06,827 If you open that puss again, I'll shove my foot in it. 1292 01:13:06,896 --> 01:13:09,344 I wanna slip you a load of good advice. 1293 01:13:09,413 --> 01:13:12,896 Next time you go trim a sucker, pick one that's a real sucker. 1294 01:13:12,965 --> 01:13:16,482 I had smarter people than you doing my laundry in Chicago. 1295 01:13:17,758 --> 01:13:19,379 Come on. 1296 01:13:21,275 --> 01:13:24,172 Blind, please help the blind. 1297 01:13:24,827 --> 01:13:27,000 Help the blind. 1298 01:13:33,448 --> 01:13:35,172 Thank you. 1299 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:40,000 How could you pay back all of these losses 1300 01:13:40,068 --> 01:13:41,862 in such a short time? 1301 01:13:41,931 --> 01:13:43,896 A new plan of refinancing. 1302 01:13:43,965 --> 01:13:47,172 The Chicago plan. 1303 01:13:47,241 --> 01:13:50,413 As long as the company's on its feet, stay here and run it. 1304 01:13:50,482 --> 01:13:54,896 Oh, no. Out here, I'm like a mule in a horse race. 1305 01:13:54,965 --> 01:13:59,137 Well, look here. You mustn't judge everybody by the Casses. 1306 01:13:59,206 --> 01:14:01,620 They're like poison to everybody in the community. 1307 01:14:01,689 --> 01:14:03,206 You telling me? 1308 01:14:03,275 --> 01:14:07,344 You haven't met one decent person since you came out here. 1309 01:14:07,413 --> 01:14:11,482 Why, sister, that's the first time you've been wrong. 1310 01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:18,034 Do you remember rehearsing me in that proposal racket? 1311 01:14:18,103 --> 01:14:19,689 Why, of course I remember. 1312 01:14:19,758 --> 01:14:23,724 I was thinking it might not be a bad idea if me and you, uh... 1313 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,482 ...had another rehearsal. 1314 01:14:25,551 --> 01:14:29,000 I mean, that is, when you haven't anything else to do. 1315 01:14:29,068 --> 01:14:31,310 Well, I'm idle right this minute. 1316 01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:33,068 Great. 1317 01:14:33,137 --> 01:14:35,241 Put her down there. 1318 01:14:45,137 --> 01:14:47,241 Fire at once! 1319 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,482 Fore! 1320 01:15:28,103 --> 01:15:29,551 Look out! 1321 01:15:34,103 --> 01:15:36,551 Bull's-eye! Give the gentleman a cigar.