1 00:00:05,794 --> 00:00:08,692 Hypergnosis, my company, we harvest your data 2 00:00:08,866 --> 00:00:10,389 every time you click Agree. 3 00:00:10,563 --> 00:00:12,914 And as you know, I have trust issues. 4 00:00:13,044 --> 00:00:16,482 Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. 5 00:00:16,656 --> 00:00:18,310 What do you sell? Data. 6 00:00:18,484 --> 00:00:23,185 The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files. 7 00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:25,317 When you were insider trading off your clients' 8 00:00:25,491 --> 00:00:28,451 most private and confidential confidences... 9 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:31,583 All I need is just one of your clients. 10 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:33,059 Carl Bardolph. 11 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,969 Jesus. 12 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,058 Fuck. 13 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,848 Why is there a spider in my sink? 14 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:17,512 Dr. Gary. 15 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:18,991 Yes, Duncan, hi. 16 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:21,037 So I have test results, preliminary. 17 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,604 You know, normally, I'd like to do 18 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,127 a formal diagnostic write-up, 19 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,781 but since you seem to be in a hurry... 20 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,783 - Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum? 21 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,263 What's my score? 22 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,308 Well, according to these tests, 23 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,396 you are actually completely typical. 24 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:34,833 Typical? 25 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,313 That sounds like a slur. 26 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,793 No. 27 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,795 It just means that you are not neurodivergent. 28 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:41,884 That can't be possible. 29 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,668 I... I think different. 30 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:46,628 Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy. 31 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:51,328 No, actually, according to these tests, 32 00:01:51,414 --> 00:01:53,765 as far as quantifiable attributes associated 33 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:56,638 with what is generally thought of as empathy, 34 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:57,856 you are a highly empathetic person. 35 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,031 What? 36 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,990 Suck my dick, I'm empathetic! 37 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,252 No, I'm sorry. 38 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,862 You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just 39 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,299 not communicating it properly. 40 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:08,258 OK, in layman's terms, you're normal. 41 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:10,086 No, I... I am sorry. 42 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,392 No, you're normal. 43 00:02:11,478 --> 00:02:13,002 I'm fucking exceptional. 44 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,830 Well, from a medical perspective, 45 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:16,440 the two are not mutually exclusive. 46 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,573 No, no. 47 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:21,706 Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, OK? 48 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:23,839 I am an apex predator. 49 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:26,189 I eat empathy for breakfast. OK? 50 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,583 And how qualified are you, anyway, Gary? 51 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:29,932 Yeah? You work with kids. 52 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,151 What's up with that? 53 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,543 What's with all the kids, Gary? 54 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,719 Huh? That's weird. 55 00:02:34,805 --> 00:02:38,027 I understand that a surprising diagnosis 56 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:39,115 can be destabilizing. 57 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,421 I rec... 58 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:43,859 For... yeah. 59 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:44,990 Oh. 60 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,340 Oh, my God. 61 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:50,909 What the... are you serious? 62 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,825 Duncan, there's wildfires. 63 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:56,567 They're not far from Napa. 64 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:57,567 Duncan? 65 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:58,526 Die! 66 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,571 Die! Die! 67 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:08,449 Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak. 68 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:18,285 Actually, you're highly empathetic. 69 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,125 You have reached Dr. JoAnne Felder. 70 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,476 If this is an emergency, call 911. 71 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,608 Otherwise, leave a message. 72 00:03:39,043 --> 00:03:41,525 Oh, Bardolph is in my sights, 73 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,091 the legend himself. 74 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,702 I feel like Jane Goodall 75 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,965 about to shoot a silverback gorilla. 76 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:48,966 Oh, my gosh. 77 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,708 All I need is for him to come on board for, like, 78 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:54,146 3% to 5% stake, and I am invincible. 79 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,366 You prepared me well, JoAnne. 80 00:03:56,453 --> 00:04:01,763 It is Duncan Park signing off. 81 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,852 Who's that? 82 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:06,942 Oh, um, that's Linus Po. 83 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,248 You know his music? 84 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,945 No, the guy on the phone. 85 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:10,989 Oh. 86 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,600 No one. A client. 87 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,733 Do you ever worry that your clients 88 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,345 might be, like, unstable? 89 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,868 Maybe dangerous? - No, honey. 90 00:04:19,954 --> 00:04:23,611 Honey, no. Not my clientele. 91 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,221 Is it because they're rich? 92 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,832 Well, I guess you have to be fairly stable 93 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,617 mentally, emotionally, 94 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,358 to achieve financial prosperity. 95 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,579 I don't think that's true, you know, 96 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,842 historically speaking. 97 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,757 That was Linus Po. 98 00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:42,238 Sadly, the Ohio balladeer died today at age 74. 99 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,284 Oh, no. 100 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,678 - Are you OK? - Yeah, sorry. 101 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,201 It's just Linus Po. 102 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,334 He got me through high school and so much. 103 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,075 Damn it. 104 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,338 Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead. 105 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,774 I'm sorry. 106 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,646 Dad loves him too, so... 107 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:02,345 I introduced your dad to Linus Po. 108 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:10,962 Hi. Sorry. 109 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,007 I'm just gonna... thanks. 110 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,753 Can I... 111 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:27,805 Carl Bardolph. 112 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,938 Duncan Park, Hypergnosis. 113 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,506 Big fan. 114 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,421 Super huge. You know, hugest. 115 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:37,772 Titanic. Uncomfortably huge. 116 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,644 Mind if I sit? 117 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:46,389 Your manifesto, "Bardolph's Law," 118 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:50,437 that was super important to me, you know? 119 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,830 "In a society driven by technology, 120 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,832 growth will continue endlessly"... 121 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,661 the ultimate hockey stick. 122 00:05:57,748 --> 00:06:00,925 Yeah, you're on my Mount Rushmore, Carl. 123 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:02,710 Tell you that. 124 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:04,625 But you're not stone. You are flesh. 125 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,931 And I bet... I bet you're not done, 126 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:09,456 not even close. 127 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,286 So me? I... yeah. 128 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,595 I cofounded Fah-fa.com. 129 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,945 Fah-fa, you've... you've heard of it? 130 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,120 Nope. 131 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:27,648 Um, F-A-H dash F-A dot com. 132 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:30,694 Yeah, it was huge in '09, early '10. 133 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:31,869 But it doesn't matter. 134 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:35,656 My latest enterprise, Hypergnosis... 135 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:39,747 I mean, data analytics, great, great algo. 136 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,706 The thing is, 137 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:45,143 Cupertino wants us. 138 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,493 Yeah. 139 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,146 We're in acquisition talks. 140 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,409 We got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago, 141 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,456 so I'm not talking out of school, but I... 142 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:56,720 I think it's a big mistake taking the deal. 143 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,679 I mean, you know what it's like there. 144 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,681 Golden handcuffs. You get it. 145 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:03,161 So I was thinking, if I could find 146 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,989 a private placement investor, 147 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,731 someone whose reputation for picking winners 148 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,167 is so stellar... 149 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,647 and here you are. 150 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,562 I mean... 151 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,565 so I gotta ask, like, how about us? 152 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:19,003 And maybe Hypergnosis is how you get back in the game. 153 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,657 Double rainbow. 154 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,746 I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, 155 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,356 we could really make something... 156 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:26,837 Ah! 157 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,016 Oh! 158 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,541 What the fuck? 159 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:37,369 What the fuck is wrong with... 160 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:38,762 oh, my God! 161 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,402 Zero days since I stabbed someone, JoAnne. 162 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,971 Uh, who did you stab? 163 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,713 This discount CEO comes to my haunt 164 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,934 and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak. 165 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,457 So you stabbed him? 166 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,025 It was with a fork. 167 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,722 He's... he's fine. 168 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,028 But I'm not! 169 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,899 All that work we did, wasted! 170 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:31,293 Everything we accomplished is just... 171 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,947 - OK... - Thrown out the window! 172 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,731 - Yes, OK. OK, Carl. 173 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,080 That's OK. 174 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:39,301 We... we can discuss all of it in session. 175 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,999 Right now, I... I have to... 176 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,653 - Yeah, OK. Boundaries. You're right. 177 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,394 And just after mine were crossed too. 178 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:48,092 I... - No, it's OK. 179 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,138 How about Thursday, at noon? 180 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,705 You gotta... you gotta believe me, JoAnne. 181 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,968 This guy, he's the type of guy you want to shoot 182 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:56,797 right between his sniveling, little wormy eyes. 183 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,015 But you can't. 184 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,495 Because you're not supposed to. 185 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,584 - I get it. And not your fault, Carl. 186 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,804 Whatever happened, not your fault. 187 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:07,111 Some people deserve... maybe not stabbing, 188 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,765 but a real, definitive... 189 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:09,853 I'm sorry. 190 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,159 I have to take this. - Yeah. 191 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,377 What? 192 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,944 Do you know where Orson is? 193 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,251 - Oh, Ethan. Yeah, he's at school. 194 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,295 - So Thursday at noon? - Well, I was worried 195 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:18,819 about the fire... - Yes. 196 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:19,820 - And the air filtration. - We will work through 197 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:20,995 all of it in session... 198 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,083 - JoAnne? - On Thursday. 199 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,128 - JoAnne. Hello? - OK. 200 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,826 Ethan, I dropped him there this morning. 201 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,262 Well, I called the school, and he's not there. 202 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,568 I... 203 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,047 He's not even registered, JoAnne. 204 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,701 What is going on? 205 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,225 - He's there. I see him on my tracker. 206 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,097 Jesus. - I don't understand. 207 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:37,968 Well, you got some bad info, Ethan. 208 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,014 But of course, the only explanation for you 209 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,450 is bad mother, right? 210 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,757 Maybe before drawing damning conclusions, 211 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,628 open yourself up to the possibility 212 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,588 that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups. 213 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,415 They... they... they build up like... 214 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,635 like coral reefs or dung beetle nests. 215 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,811 - It's for the boy. - Dung beetle? 216 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,117 I have no idea 217 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,553 what you're talking about right now. 218 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,207 But our son is not a dung beetle. 219 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,600 What? 220 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,514 I said that he's not a dung beetle! 221 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,779 He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan. 222 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:19,140 Stabbed with fork, tetanus shot, question mark. 223 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,146 Oh, gosh. 224 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,321 Oh, God. 225 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:29,454 Oh, my God. Move. Move! 226 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,979 Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please? 227 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,545 - Uh, ointment? - Yes. 228 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,677 Ointment! - Sure. Of course. 229 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,374 Duncan, what happened? 230 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,637 - What's it look like? What's it look like? 231 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,335 - Um, I couldn't say. A rodent? 232 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,510 Twin rodents? 233 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,253 Sorry... 234 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,907 Hey, Captain. 235 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,648 Big news. 236 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:52,042 Cabinet level coming to visit. 237 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,914 We just talked to SecVa. 238 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,785 - Great. What's a SecVa? 239 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,526 Uh, the Secretary of the VA. 240 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,441 She's gonna be in town this week, so... 241 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:04,141 Yeah, and we've been working with your CTO, Harper. 242 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,883 Turns out, your "Guh-nodin" gizmos... 243 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,624 Eye of Gnodin. 244 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,671 Same tech, right, can be used to identify 245 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,456 vets at risk of self-harm. 246 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:17,894 Huge. I mean, really a godsend. 247 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:21,332 And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out. 248 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,725 Oh! 249 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,858 What, did you catch a fork there, jefé? 250 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,947 Lucky. Ointment, please. 251 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,514 Listen, I would love to meet your friend, I really would. 252 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,168 But I have deals to chase. 253 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,867 Deals... 254 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,477 Deals that are real deals. 255 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,131 - Yeah, yeah. No, I get it. 256 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,741 Government money, right? 257 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:39,873 It doesn't flow. 258 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,788 But there are workarounds. 259 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:42,832 Yeah? 260 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,878 Fast tracks, huh? 261 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,097 And SecVa can help with that. 262 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,925 She can maybe get you... 263 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:53,147 I'm telling you... like, a half upfront to pay you, 264 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,149 to pay your people, and to pay the engineers 265 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,194 we're gonna need to hire to get you that pile of data. 266 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,241 OK, maybe we should solidify everything... 267 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,416 The data? 268 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,157 How fast? - Oh, fast. 269 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,419 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 270 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,942 With her sign-off? Matter of weeks. 271 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,030 OK, thank you. 272 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,119 Thank you, Mother. 273 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,165 Yeah? 274 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,688 You don't always get to bang the prom queen. 275 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,385 Sometimes it's the greasy-haired girl 276 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,300 with a weird curve in her back 277 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,433 that's the only willing partner, right? 278 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,783 OK. 279 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,176 Yeah, yeah. 280 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,008 Here's what I'm thinking. 281 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,096 Barbecue. 282 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:32,142 OK. 283 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,188 A Texas BBQ. 284 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,755 We red, white, and blue the shit out of it. 285 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,104 You know? - OK. 286 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,846 A pig on a friggin' spit, a whole hog. 287 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,064 We put it on the roof. 288 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,197 We get VIPs, a DJ, and your... 289 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,285 - SecVa. - SecVa. 290 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,634 - Yeah. - SecVa. 291 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,288 Yes. - Sure... sure. 292 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,594 Hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract, 293 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,466 so we have to be cognizant. - Yeah... 294 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:52,772 - There's regulations... - I'm... 295 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,295 - And procedures. - I'm throwing the party. 296 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,513 I'm throwing... - I know. 297 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,688 - I'm buying the pig. I'll keep it kosher. 298 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,429 Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet, 299 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,692 make your secretary feel like a boss. 300 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,824 Lucky! 301 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:02,999 Get us a hog. 302 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,261 - You got it. - Great. 303 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,523 Great meeting, guys. 304 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,742 He's throwing the party, right? 305 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,004 I'll get on the horn, OK? 306 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,093 - Get on the phone now. - OK. 307 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,747 Having a party. 308 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,643 What a douche. 309 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,952 Orson Barack Stern! 310 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,306 Mom! 311 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,438 See? 312 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,961 I told you he was here. 313 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,702 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 314 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,750 What were you watching? 315 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,232 What were you watching, Orson? 316 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,452 Naked people. 317 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,715 And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade 318 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,717 jacking it off back here? 319 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,589 OK. 320 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,417 Why did nobody here call me? 321 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,766 He's not even enrolled. 322 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,594 We can't call the mother of every child 323 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,988 who isn't a student at Las Altas. 324 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,772 Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed 325 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,471 that for $90,000 a year... 326 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,212 On scholarship. 327 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,257 You could, at the very least, keep track of him. 328 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,390 I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school 329 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,045 and you asked how his day was, helped him with his homework... 330 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,437 OK, who are you? 331 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,048 I'm the one who had to replant 332 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,572 the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident. 333 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,356 Ah, well, that... 334 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,531 that was an emergency. 335 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,751 I am a psychologist, and... 336 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,492 - Oh. - I had a patient in crisis. 337 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,928 Mm-hmm. 338 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,626 I know it sounds harsh, but until we get 339 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:51,716 his eighth-grade transcript and officially enroll him... 340 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,067 - Mm. - He's not our responsibility. 341 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,243 - He's yours. - You know what? It's fine. 342 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,114 We will reach out to his Baltimore school 343 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,116 first thing tomorrow. 344 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,640 And that means you can enroll him when? 345 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,207 - We're on it. We're on it. 346 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,948 - OK. - We're on it. 347 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,776 And we will get you sorted. 348 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,737 I am going to kill your father. 349 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,307 OK, Orson. Let's go. 350 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,440 I... I gotta... 351 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:20,658 Oh, my God. 352 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,312 For five minutes, you can hold it in. 353 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,574 No, I can't. 354 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,098 I'm so tired of this. 355 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,187 It's... it's... it's intolerable. 356 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,797 Yeah, try being me! 357 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,980 Oh, my God, Duncan. 358 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,503 What are you doing? 359 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,505 Looking for something to avoid scars. 360 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,942 That's for wrinkles. 361 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,074 Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa. 362 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,380 I don't care. 363 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,729 I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders 364 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,079 to use that pink fire retardant... 365 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,776 at a cost, of course. 366 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,387 Can you say retardant anymore? 367 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,954 We have insurance. 368 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,651 - But this is our house. - It's a house. 369 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,567 We have... we have other houses. 370 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,960 Oh, OK. 371 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,787 You're just absent all sentimentality. 372 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,963 Yeah. 373 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,399 I think so. 374 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,184 Remember our song at our wedding? 375 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,056 You remember what that was? 376 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,101 Yes, you do. Linus Po. 377 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,059 And what of it? 378 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,626 He died. 379 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,411 Today. 380 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,421 Are you, uh, gonna even ask me what happened? 381 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,684 You got stabbed with a fork. 382 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,469 Yeah, I did. 383 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,907 But do you even want to know why? 384 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,606 I'm sure they had a reason. 385 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,075 What's going on? 386 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,991 Nothing! 387 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:29,178 Yeah. 388 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,571 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 389 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,008 Goodbye. Goodbye. 390 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,147 Honey, how's it going in there? 391 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,844 I really don't want to see another doctor! 392 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,760 Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, OK? 393 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,416 It's... I got you in with a Stanford GI man... 394 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,374 woman, actually. 395 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:55,596 She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome. 396 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,772 OK, I just don't understand the directions! 397 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,904 You... 398 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:03,560 so you just... you poop in the hat. 399 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,866 I don't want to poop in the hat. 400 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,698 Sorry, let me... let me just get rid of this man. 401 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,656 Please. Orson, please. 402 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,964 Just... just poop in the hat, and nothing to eat after 9:00, 403 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,400 OK? Like, I mean it. 404 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,532 I mean, not even water. 405 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,882 Ow, this house! 406 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,797 What? I can't talk. 407 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,495 I'm in the middle of a family... 408 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,062 what spider? 409 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,977 Like I'm the spider. 410 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,022 I got stabbed, but I didn't die. 411 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,589 I think it's a sign. 412 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,417 Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork. 413 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,506 OK? Grow up. Move on. 414 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,986 Not taking no for an answer is... 415 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,249 sometimes the answer really is no. 416 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,164 If the spider could talk, he would say to me, 417 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,035 go down swinging. 418 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,341 But why go down at all? 419 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,734 Duncan, you're worth a lot of money. 420 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,084 Go enjoy your life. I don't know... play pickleball. 421 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,043 Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever. 422 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,134 Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you? 423 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,135 Pickleball? 424 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,701 Yeah, very clever. 425 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,703 I hear your words behind your words. 426 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,270 There are no words behind my words. 427 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,794 I... 428 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,672 God damn. 429 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:16,024 Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole. 430 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,853 All right, little spawn of Satan. 431 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,073 Respect. 432 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,865 - You're the man. Big man. 433 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,180 Hi. 434 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,746 Can I come in? 435 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,139 We can talk? Yeah? 436 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,575 Oh! 437 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,273 Oh, God! 438 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,839 Get off me! 439 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,406 Jeez. Oh, God. 440 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,842 We are authorized... 441 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,366 - You're filming this? - To protect Carl. 442 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,410 - He stabbed... - Mr. Carl Bardolph... 443 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,542 He stabbed me! 444 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,456 Will prosecute for harassment. 445 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,979 - He's... OK! OK, I comply! 446 00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,198 This incident will be reported to law enforcement. 447 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:03,680 Oh, God, you assholes. 448 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,029 Are you laughing? 449 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,422 You laughing... you laughing at me? 450 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,597 You can't kill me. 451 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:08,946 You can't kill me. 452 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,811 - Oh, your face. Do you need some ice? 453 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,770 Yeah, floating in vodka, four fingers. 454 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,250 And more bunting... a lot more bunting! 455 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,773 More, yep. 456 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,265 Hey. 457 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,962 There you are. 458 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,224 We got a problem. 459 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,704 SecVa's plane is still circling. 460 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:16,927 She's delayed an hour at least. 461 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,800 It's beautiful and awful, yeah? 462 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,455 The sky was the same color above the oil fields. 463 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,760 Same smell. 464 00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,459 It's like, I don't know, trap grease? 465 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:27,808 Charred flesh? 466 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:30,985 You smell that? 467 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,380 - It's bacon. It's pig flesh. 468 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,034 - Oh. - Are you getting triggered? 469 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:38,340 Oh, I know how to ride it out. 470 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,299 I've had 30 years of practice. 471 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,736 - Ruffery, how we doing? How's it going? 472 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:43,824 - Hey. - How's it looking, huh? 473 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:45,042 Enough bunting? 474 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,392 Really wanted it to be like a shock 475 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,089 of red, white, and blue, you know? 476 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,265 Like Betsy Ross exploded. 477 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,571 You know, I think it's the right amount. 478 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:52,833 Great, great. 479 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,225 I was thinking maybe it would be swell 480 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,706 if we get the camera guys getting me greeting SecVa. 481 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,360 And then maybe she could go to the reporters 482 00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,970 and say how I'm a hero to heroes, 483 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,711 you know, being a successful guy, 484 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:02,930 helping, helping. 485 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,671 - Sure. Sure. - Yeah. 486 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,108 Listen, SecVa is delayed, OK, 'cause... 487 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,152 - What? - 'Cause of the smoke. 488 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,371 No. 489 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,068 Where... where's the... the know-how? 490 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:14,681 I mean, blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans. 491 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,291 I don't know. Just do it! 492 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,815 Hey, what happened to your face? 493 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,296 What happened to your face? 494 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,558 Just get her. Just get her. 495 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,518 Hoo-ha. Do it. 496 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:28,216 'Merica! 497 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,696 Don't... don't ask people to dance, OK? 498 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,001 No one's gonna want to dance. 499 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,220 Just... you'll look stupid. 500 00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,613 Wasn't going to. 501 00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,832 - Yeah, and keep it classy. Nothing French. 502 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:36,964 The caterers are not happy. 503 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,574 Who is? 504 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:40,097 They're saying they can't breathe... 505 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,925 the smoke from the fires. 506 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,971 - Tell them... tell them the fires will 507 00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,103 give the meat a smoke flavor. 508 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,976 You know, pork charred with old growth giant sequoia rub. 509 00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,281 You know? Right? 510 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,500 You don't see that on the menu every day. 511 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:52,806 I've never seen it. 512 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:53,720 - Go! - Great. 513 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:54,851 OK. 514 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:58,246 OK, she's landing. 515 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,074 - Oh, yes, yes. OK, good. 516 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,380 What kind of music does SecVa like? 517 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,598 We can... - What? 518 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,774 You know, anthems, country, dubstep? 519 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,776 She likes... hey, do we have dubstep? 520 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,038 I actually... You know? 521 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,389 - Oh, uh, - Don't you... 522 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,999 - Flag on the play. - What... 523 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:16,177 OK, it turns out that she had two events booked tonight, 524 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:20,094 and due to the delay, she can't make it to both. 525 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:23,750 So she's choosing one that's not mine? 526 00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:25,273 Yeah, yeah. 527 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,840 You gotta be shitting me. 528 00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:29,277 You have to be. 529 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,976 OK, who's the lucky fella? Hmm? 530 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,805 It's, uh... it's Spookle. 531 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,417 They do our social media stuff, and... 532 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:40,897 you know, it's a big contract, actually. 533 00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:43,770 I mean, you know, bigger... 534 00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,075 - Just open it. I don't care. 535 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,294 - Duncan. Duncan. - What? What? 536 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:47,817 Maybe if you called her... 537 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:50,733 I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, OK? 538 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,126 Spookle! - OK. 539 00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:53,301 Spookle? 540 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,869 Are you... 541 00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,087 The guests are starting to arrive. 542 00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:58,219 - Yeah, tell them to go home! It's done! 543 00:23:58,262 --> 00:23:59,394 It's over. It's over. 544 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,830 Shut it down, DJ Dipshit. 545 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:01,962 Unplug it. It's done. 546 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,267 Party's over. Party's over. 547 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,226 Put everything down. Party is over! 548 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,706 Do not take photos. 549 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,359 Party's fucking done. 550 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,237 Thank you. 551 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,938 Pig flying. 552 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,208 Needed to lock in SecVa, Tom. 553 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,689 Bag her, hijack her to a black site, 554 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,213 and waterboard the bitch till you seal the deal. 555 00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,389 It's called salesmanship. 556 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,348 I promise one drink, and we'll go. 557 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,872 Thank you. 558 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,700 Oh, look who it is, the architect 559 00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:49,749 of my bloody government contract. 560 00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:51,794 Hi, Martin. - Hi, Duncan. 561 00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:53,970 Oh, Nena, hi. 562 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,320 Forgot I invited you. 563 00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,540 Barry, can you show Nena out? 564 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,107 And tell our guests to go home and lock the doors. 565 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,500 Thanks. 566 00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,864 What happened? 567 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,996 Oh, this? 568 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,389 Investor recruitment. 569 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,523 A hard no, I take it? 570 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,568 Yep. 571 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,265 Nobody wants Dunky. 572 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:31,747 Not you, not... not your VA. 573 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,923 Sorry. 574 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:36,796 There were circumstances. 575 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,449 Jesus, can it go any lower? 576 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,365 It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team. 577 00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:44,543 The deal's not dead. 578 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,676 Yeah. 579 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,418 God, Martin's weird. 580 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:54,161 Aren't we all? 581 00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:02,473 Where's Lili? 582 00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:05,172 Obsessively watching news over the fire. 583 00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:07,043 - Mm. - Yeah. 584 00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:10,481 And she knew you were gonna be here. 585 00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,179 If we were only doing half the things 586 00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:15,704 she thinks we're doing. 587 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,012 Such a waste, though, 588 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:22,189 serving a sentence without committing a crime. 589 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:28,412 This is where the engineers work. 590 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:30,240 Messy. 591 00:26:30,371 --> 00:26:32,678 "If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, 592 00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,941 what then is an empty desk a sign of?" 593 00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,290 Einstein. 594 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:39,119 Very good, Xander. 595 00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,424 Hey, let's go talk to him. 596 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,267 Are you all right? 597 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,486 Do you need... 598 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:01,881 I don't know... 599 00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,622 water or... 600 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:07,364 Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety. 601 00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:08,975 Sorry. 602 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:12,587 My... it's a... 603 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,024 his name is Alexander. 604 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:17,505 He's a friend. 605 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:20,595 Are you with... it was the VA. 606 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,031 That's right. 607 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:25,382 I'm guessing you're a veteran of war. 608 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:27,602 - First Gulf. - I see 609 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,604 Did you kill anyone? - Xander. 610 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:31,519 What the hell is this? 611 00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:33,695 Did your tour of duty end during or after 612 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:35,436 Operation Desert Storm? 613 00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:37,090 Is that thing recording me? 614 00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,657 It's not recording. 615 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,181 It's learning. 616 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:44,532 You're teaching him about war. 617 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,361 Is that all right? 618 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,494 Would you like to talk to him? 619 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:53,497 Nah, I don't like his face. 620 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,848 "It is only those who have neither fired a shot 621 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,677 "nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded 622 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:02,593 who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance..." 623 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,595 "More desolation." 624 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,032 "War is hell." 625 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:11,037 It's General Sherman. 626 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,343 What's your name, soldier? 627 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,302 Tom. 628 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,223 Do you want to sit down? 629 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,057 I'm just 630 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:35,322 not doing something right. 631 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,019 For the life of me, I... 632 00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:40,109 I don't know what it is. 633 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,850 Just... 634 00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,507 You're Duncan bloody Park. 635 00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:48,204 I know. 636 00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:51,294 You're not perfect. 637 00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:55,864 But you're impossible to ignore. 638 00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:58,127 That counts for a lot. 639 00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:03,219 Go home. 640 00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:05,439 Get some rest. You look appalling. 641 00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:06,614 It's pronounced appealing. 642 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,095 Both. 643 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:13,142 - OK. - At the same time. 644 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,231 I'm gonna go find Martin. 645 00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,755 - Who? - Martin. 646 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,061 I know. 647 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:31,900 It's... ugh. 648 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,689 Can I help you? 649 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,561 - Hmm? No, I'm good. 650 00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:44,870 I'm just conducting an experiment. 651 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,915 Is that a therapy bot? 652 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:50,266 - Well... - He's whatever he wants to be. 653 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,702 His name is Alexander. 654 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,792 He's AGI. 655 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:57,143 - Bullshit. That's years away. 656 00:29:57,273 --> 00:30:01,103 He has his own thoughts, own feelings. 657 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,802 Been raising him, curating his intake 658 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:06,195 with great care and affection. 659 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:09,111 Martin. 660 00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:10,547 Can we go? 661 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:18,077 What are we looking at? 662 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,341 Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution. 663 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,434 My gosh. 664 00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,175 Hey, Anushka, have you seen Tom? 665 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,571 What's happening? 666 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:40,403 Your friend is the first real-world test case 667 00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:44,451 for a kind of neurocompanion I created. 668 00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:46,148 The fuck he is. 669 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:49,978 Hey. - Oh, no. 670 00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,980 Jeffery, Jeffery, Jeffery, Jeffery, it's fine. 671 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:54,940 It's fine. 672 00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:19,399 Did you... did you do it? 673 00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:20,966 No. 674 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,011 Orson. 675 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:25,666 You poop all the time. You're always pooping. 676 00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:28,234 But all of a sudden, you can't? 677 00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:31,019 It doesn't work like that. 678 00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:33,804 Sometimes I just... you know, I get... 679 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,460 Maybe go for a walk. 680 00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:39,898 Get things moving. You could take the dog. 681 00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:45,207 What? 682 00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:46,861 I bet if your dad asked you to, you'd poop. 683 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,210 - Oh, my gosh. Please just leave. 684 00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:51,170 - Oh, my gosh. Watch your attitude. 685 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:52,258 I don't like it. 686 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:36,215 I've been thinking. 687 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:41,437 Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino. 688 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,571 Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest. 689 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,139 Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, 690 00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,879 easy to miss what's happening on the ground. 691 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,838 Exactly. 692 00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:55,669 Like, what you did tonight 693 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:58,193 with Alexander and Tom... 694 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,108 huge, Martin. 695 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:01,544 Bravo. 696 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:04,504 I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help? 697 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:13,295 I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague. 698 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:19,562 Truth be told, 699 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:22,130 what have we actually made better? 700 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,045 Did we spread knowledge? 701 00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:26,134 No. 702 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,744 People used to occasionally agree on truth. 703 00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:36,188 Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves? 704 00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,321 Please. 705 00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:42,368 Absolutely blew it on climate. 706 00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:44,326 Data centers emit more greenhouse gas 707 00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:47,764 than all of air travel. 708 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,245 And have we made the lives of our children better? 709 00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:52,769 Provably, no. 710 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:55,772 But we can have Q-tips at our door in an hour. 711 00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:57,035 Huzzah for us. 712 00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:05,086 But you've... you've actually done something 713 00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:06,392 that might be different. 714 00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:12,266 The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance 715 00:34:12,353 --> 00:34:14,922 and gave us Jack Russell terriers. 716 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,840 Well, I was just wondering if I should finally collaborate 717 00:34:19,882 --> 00:34:21,710 with you on Alexander. 718 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:26,281 All right, let's not cross streams. 719 00:34:26,411 --> 00:34:28,152 You know? 720 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,938 Xander is... he's my thing. 721 00:34:32,025 --> 00:34:33,462 No, I... Martin. 722 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:36,857 I know. 723 00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,902 You're the creator. 724 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:44,255 And it could be something we can do together. 725 00:34:44,342 --> 00:34:45,996 In February of last year, you told me 726 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,824 Xander looked like if a jelly bean had 727 00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:50,000 delusions of grandeur. 728 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:53,873 Then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him 729 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:58,008 on a toddler's chew toy. 730 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,010 You remember? 731 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,668 No? 732 00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:07,409 I do. 733 00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:32,608 No. 734 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,567 No. 735 00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:36,699 Duncan. 736 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:39,398 Duncan, the house, it's gone. - Hmm? 737 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:42,140 Early this morning, they had to abandon it. 738 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:45,708 Oh, my God, it's all gone. 739 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,457 I'll build a new one. 740 00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:58,547 I don't want a new one. 741 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:03,291 Well, you can't have what's gone, so... 742 00:36:03,378 --> 00:36:06,164 Thanks so much. 743 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,691 Very comforting. 744 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,823 The house we got married in, and what did you do? 745 00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,348 What did you do there, Lili? Huh? 746 00:36:16,478 --> 00:36:17,914 You ate some pruned Danish? 747 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,612 Is that... 748 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,831 Are you being... 749 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,398 OK, are you being serious? 750 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:24,878 Yes! 751 00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:26,009 Yes. 752 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:27,663 Yes, I am. 753 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,926 - OK. - Very serious. 754 00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:32,538 It wasn't at the house. 755 00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:36,063 Despite our arrangement, which was your idea, by the way. 756 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:37,151 I wouldn't do that. 757 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,674 - Where was it then? - I told you... 758 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:39,980 - Where did you and Lars... - I told you, the mud baths! 759 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,590 Oh, like a pig, right? 760 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,244 Great. Great. 761 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,333 Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured. 762 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,901 - You are disgusting! - Oh. 763 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:50,556 And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial. 764 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,432 Waste of my fucking time. 765 00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:01,131 That house was ours! 766 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,785 It was ours. 767 00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:03,917 'Sup? 768 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:09,488 I heard the news. 769 00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:10,576 I'm so sorry. 770 00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:19,933 Thank you, sweet Thelma. 771 00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:25,591 Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench 772 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,419 is obviously not for wash. 773 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:28,811 OK. 774 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:35,818 God. 775 00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,820 Come on! 776 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:40,649 Headphones. 777 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,216 Lili, please. 778 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,001 Everyone wins with headphones. 779 00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:47,308 You love his music. 780 00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,179 This was our first concert! 781 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,051 What is wrong with you? Seriously. 782 00:37:51,094 --> 00:37:54,097 He's sad cowboy, goth shit. 783 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,055 He's... 784 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,144 Dead! 785 00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:01,279 - What did you... - There was a spider. 786 00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:05,108 - Get out. Out! 787 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,546 Out. 788 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,825 We're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his drip. 789 00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:27,087 OK. 790 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:29,089 Might make him a little loopy. 791 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:30,786 What if I say something? 792 00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,701 Like what? 793 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,573 I don't know. 794 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:38,011 Something that I know that I... 795 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,143 maybe you don't know I know. 796 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:42,624 - Oh, sweetie. I'll... I'll plug my ears. 797 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:48,717 Oh, yeah. Here's the... 798 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:51,459 here. 799 00:38:51,546 --> 00:38:53,113 Samples are handled by the lab tech. 800 00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:54,419 I'm not a lab tech. 801 00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:55,768 Oh. 802 00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:57,378 OK, so where do I... - In the lab. 803 00:38:57,465 --> 00:39:00,163 Just a couple more, and we're done. 804 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,427 Hirsch Pavilion East, one building over. 805 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,298 You better get it there. They go to lunch at 12:00. 806 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,039 Past that, we'll have to collect a whole nother one. 807 00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:07,910 Oh, yeah, and, you know, he had a lot of trouble 808 00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:10,348 getting the... 809 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:11,610 OK. 810 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:14,177 Well, I will take the sample. 811 00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:17,093 I... oh, just call me, OK, if you're feeling... 812 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,008 You rushed me out without my phone. 813 00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:22,011 - Oh, right. Here, have mine. 814 00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:23,622 Just call me if you're feeling... 815 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,275 I'll have your phone. 816 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,103 Right. OK. 817 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:30,672 Well, I'll be right back, so just watch a show or something. 818 00:39:30,803 --> 00:39:32,108 Don't buy anything. 819 00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:33,414 I love you. 820 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:52,520 Where's my mom? 821 00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:54,653 She's not here, buddy. 822 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,273 What? 823 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:16,370 Ten, nine, eight... 824 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:21,375 Seven, six... 825 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,564 Uh... 826 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:39,001 where the hell is 1582? 827 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:41,090 Hey. Hey. 828 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,352 Hey! 829 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,182 Hey! 830 00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:47,880 Where's 1582? 831 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:06,681 Oh. 832 00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:08,204 Oh, please. 833 00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:09,684 We don't take samples during lunch. 834 00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:10,729 Oh, my God! 835 00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:11,947 Please. 836 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:13,427 Please, I got lost. 837 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,864 Please? Please. 838 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:20,434 OK. 839 00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:22,131 Look, I bend the rules for you, 840 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,611 you're gonna tell someone. 841 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:25,352 Then I got to do it for everyone. 842 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:27,920 Look, I... you went to school to... to help people. 843 00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:29,617 Right? So did I. 844 00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:31,576 And elbows deep in other people's shit is... 845 00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:33,012 is not how you thought it would go. 846 00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:36,406 I... I really get it. 847 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,062 But you can help me. A person. 848 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:43,109 And it's my son's excrement, so two people. 849 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:47,592 It's rules. 850 00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:52,597 Yeah. 851 00:41:52,684 --> 00:41:54,207 Rules. 852 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,084 Yeah. 853 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:03,259 Thank you. Thank you. 854 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:05,174 Thank you. Thank you. 855 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,655 Thank you. 856 00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:08,917 You don't have an extra mask, do you? 857 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:11,311 It's... it's nasty out there. 858 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:19,537 Yes! 859 00:42:41,515 --> 00:42:42,690 Hey, bud. 860 00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:43,735 A little woozy? 861 00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:45,258 Give me thumbs-up. 862 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:50,742 Well, stay down. 863 00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,439 Can't hurt if you don't remember. 864 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,504 Mm, yup. 865 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,810 JoAnne. 866 00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:17,029 Mm-hmm. 867 00:43:17,116 --> 00:43:19,292 Jesus, Jojo. 868 00:43:19,379 --> 00:43:21,642 This... it... it shouldn't be this difficult 869 00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:22,687 to get ahold of you. 870 00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:26,908 I... I lost, um, a friend. 871 00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:28,518 Kind of. Kind of. 872 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:32,740 Well, he... he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable. 873 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:36,788 OK, you picked Bardolph, right? 874 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,746 And it has been a disaster. 875 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,008 Like, he hates me. 876 00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:41,836 I... I don't even know why. 877 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:45,405 Because you are a bad man. 878 00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:50,149 A bad, bad, bad man. 879 00:43:51,846 --> 00:43:53,718 Is this Orwell? 880 00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:56,503 No one likes you. 881 00:43:56,590 --> 00:44:01,639 Not even you. 882 00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:02,944 I like me. 883 00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:06,208 I... did your mom say she didn't like me? 884 00:44:06,295 --> 00:44:07,427 Did she tell you that? 885 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:09,255 Get her. 886 00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:12,171 Arrivederci, douchey douche. 887 00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:23,356 Ah, to hell with this. 888 00:44:23,443 --> 00:44:25,184 Hey! 889 00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:27,490 Shit. 890 00:44:30,798 --> 00:44:33,409 You would not believe 891 00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:36,499 what I have just been through. 892 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:39,024 OK. 893 00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:40,329 Oh, my God. 894 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,591 You're all done. 895 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,768 Let's go home. 896 00:44:43,855 --> 00:44:45,378 You must be starving. 897 00:44:45,465 --> 00:44:47,859 Oh, my God. So first, that bitchy nurse... 898 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:55,997 Is that ramen? 899 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,129 Mm-hmm. 900 00:44:57,172 --> 00:45:00,088 Oh, I love ramen. 901 00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:03,396 You remembered. 902 00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:04,832 Dad never gets it for me. 903 00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:07,139 Well... 904 00:45:07,182 --> 00:45:08,531 Thanks, Mom. 905 00:45:08,618 --> 00:45:10,055 You're the best. 906 00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:14,799 What'd they put in those meds of yours? 907 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:17,279 - Oh, yeah. That stuff was great. 908 00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:18,803 Yeah. 909 00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,935 Well, enjoy the ride. No refills. 910 00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:23,198 How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays? 911 00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:31,380 Shit. 912 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:34,906 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 913 00:45:36,951 --> 00:45:41,608 I... I completely forgot an appointment 914 00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:42,783 with a client today. 915 00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,785 It's... damn it. 916 00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:46,439 Oh, it's OK. 917 00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:48,789 No regrets. 918 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:52,967 I was right where I was supposed to be. 919 00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:54,926 Hello? 920 00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:57,929 Yeah. Yeah. 921 00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,147 So fast. 922 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:08,417 Well, that can't be. 923 00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:11,290 That... that's not possible. 924 00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:15,076 Are you sure? 925 00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:20,603 Yep. 926 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,431 No. 927 00:46:22,518 --> 00:46:23,432 Thank you. 928 00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:24,694 Ye... yes, I will. 929 00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,174 I will follow up. 930 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:35,618 That was the lab. 931 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:43,017 Say it. 932 00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:44,149 Say what you did. 933 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,155 Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea. 934 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:56,161 You gave me dog shit? 935 00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:57,684 I'm sorry. 936 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:58,946 Why? 937 00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,167 Why? 938 00:47:37,506 --> 00:47:39,073 What do you want, Duncan? 939 00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:42,772 What are you talking about? 940 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,690 His name is Orson. 941 00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:52,173 And I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son. 942 00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:54,697 Do you hate me that much, JoAnne? 943 00:47:54,828 --> 00:47:56,525 And if so, I'm just wondering 944 00:47:56,569 --> 00:47:58,353 if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me. 945 00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,225 Was that your intention? 946 00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:02,140 I... 947 00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,969 I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, 948 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,493 unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see 949 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:08,973 that this is not tenable. 950 00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:10,496 You needed to see that. 951 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:13,586 You wanted him to humiliate me? 952 00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:16,502 You despise me that much? 953 00:48:16,589 --> 00:48:19,505 You are the one blackmailing me, remember? 954 00:48:19,592 --> 00:48:20,680 No. 955 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,422 No, I offered you a partnership. 956 00:48:23,509 --> 00:48:26,120 - Are... - are you hearing yourself? 957 00:48:26,251 --> 00:48:29,428 You... you seriously can't be that much of a moron. 958 00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:32,387 I'm not the one who did insider trading 959 00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:34,607 on a stupid commercial brokerage app. 960 00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:37,262 I'm not the health care professional who set up 961 00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,351 cage matches between my patients. 962 00:48:39,438 --> 00:48:43,050 No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome. 963 00:48:43,137 --> 00:48:46,271 You threatened my livelihood, my family. 964 00:48:46,314 --> 00:48:48,577 I am only human, Duncan. And I was right. 965 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,275 I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you. 966 00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:51,189 A fool? 967 00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:52,320 A fool? 968 00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:58,109 Oh, no. 969 00:48:58,152 --> 00:48:59,719 You don't actually think you're a genius, 970 00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:00,850 do you, Duncan? 971 00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:02,809 A lottery. 972 00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:05,072 That's how you got a college roommate. 973 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:08,684 That's how you got Hamish, the actual genius. 974 00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:12,732 So consider yourself absurdly, 975 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:16,562 unjustly lucky. 976 00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:19,347 My God, you're mean. 977 00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:20,522 Well, I could be mean too, you know. 978 00:49:20,609 --> 00:49:21,654 OK. 979 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,047 Fine. 980 00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:24,962 You want to turn me in? 981 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,006 Turn me in. 982 00:49:26,093 --> 00:49:27,877 I will lose my license, yes. 983 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:31,751 But then you know what goes right out the window? 984 00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:34,493 Doctor-patient confidentiality. 985 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,712 You're afraid of humiliation? 986 00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:41,761 I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry. 987 00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:44,111 And I will gladly go down, 988 00:49:44,198 --> 00:49:46,070 just so long as I take you with me. 989 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,897 Why... why... why... 990 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,116 why are you doing this? 991 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,509 Give it up, Duncan. 992 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:52,032 The world doesn't revolve around you. 993 00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,251 It never did. 994 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,340 And if you talk to my child again, 995 00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:57,951 I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead. 996 00:49:58,038 --> 00:49:59,039 Fine. 997 00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,171 I'm on my own. 998 00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:01,433 And I am... 999 00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:05,567 Always was. 1000 00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:08,005 Always will be. 1001 00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,658 - Yes. - Great. 1002 00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,312 Great, great. You know what, JoAnne? 1003 00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:13,532 I can work with that. 1004 00:50:13,662 --> 00:50:14,837 Yep. 1005 00:50:14,924 --> 00:50:17,188 Stay tuned. 1006 00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:44,345 God damn, you're ugly. 1007 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:52,962 Hey. 1008 00:50:54,921 --> 00:50:56,314 No one but us stupid enough to come out 1009 00:50:56,401 --> 00:50:59,143 in the middle of this, right? 1010 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:04,844 I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence? 1011 00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:06,280 This guy bothering you, Carl? 1012 00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:07,890 Yes. 1013 00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:09,457 What do you want me to do? 1014 00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:12,243 Pour that coffee in his lap, please. 1015 00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:13,113 - Oh, my God. He's kidding. 1016 00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:14,245 He's kidding. 1017 00:51:14,332 --> 00:51:15,768 We're old friends. 1018 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:21,252 You... 1019 00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:25,734 is that... is that Linus Po? 1020 00:51:25,821 --> 00:51:27,345 They are playing him everywhere. 1021 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:31,044 Hon, can you just turn this off? 1022 00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:33,612 Fine. 1023 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:39,966 You know, a couple years back, I was worth a lot on paper, 1024 00:51:40,053 --> 00:51:42,621 almost as much as you, Carl. 1025 00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:45,537 We threw this big, tits-out, blowout party, 1026 00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:48,888 and I wanted Linus Po to play. 1027 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:51,064 So I offered him a million bucks, 1028 00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:52,979 and he said no. 1029 00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:58,376 So I went to 2 million to 3 million to 4 million. 1030 00:51:58,506 --> 00:52:02,989 And I thought this son of a bitch couldn't be bought. 1031 00:52:03,076 --> 00:52:07,646 And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes. 1032 00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:11,128 And Linus Po came to my house, my own backyard. 1033 00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:14,696 He played three songs, then walked off stage, 1034 00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,655 flashed me the bird, double-barreled, 1035 00:52:16,742 --> 00:52:22,661 in front of my employees, my cofounder, my wife, my dad. 1036 00:52:22,748 --> 00:52:27,970 And he screamed, "You people are fucking disgusting." 1037 00:52:28,101 --> 00:52:29,885 Ha. 1038 00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:34,542 Well, it messed me up for a while. 1039 00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:38,677 And then I, uh... 1040 00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:41,767 I finally went to therapy. 1041 00:52:41,854 --> 00:52:43,856 Yeah. 1042 00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:45,640 I'm not afraid to admit it. 1043 00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:47,860 And I realized, you know what? 1044 00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,775 He wasn't giving me the finger. 1045 00:52:49,862 --> 00:52:51,646 He was giving himself the finger. 1046 00:52:51,777 --> 00:52:54,258 Linus took the money, and man, that must have burned him, 1047 00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:57,826 because he never... he never made another record after that. 1048 00:52:57,913 --> 00:52:59,654 I broke him. 1049 00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:03,354 Most people are weak. 1050 00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:04,833 But not you, Carl. 1051 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,792 Not you. No. 1052 00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,228 No, you're not. 1053 00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:10,230 You can't tolerate bullshit. 1054 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,579 You didn't put up with mine, 1055 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,973 and I have the scars to prove it. 1056 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:16,671 And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino Tim. 1057 00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:18,456 If I sell to them, to Cupertino, 1058 00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:21,720 my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Po's... 1059 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:25,245 a loser who can be bought off. 1060 00:53:25,376 --> 00:53:27,073 It's you. You. 1061 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,509 Not them, not Cupertino. 1062 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,554 You. 1063 00:53:29,641 --> 00:53:31,947 I need you. 1064 00:53:32,034 --> 00:53:34,515 And I'm so sure of it. 1065 00:53:34,602 --> 00:53:38,780 7% stake, 10% below market value. 1066 00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:43,176 And I get 300 million capital infusion, 1067 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,612 market credibility, 1068 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,788 and someone I deeply, deeply admire 1069 00:53:46,832 --> 00:53:50,531 whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear. 1070 00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:54,405 We're not just mining data, Carl. 1071 00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:57,756 We're doing the important work of profiling every single human 1072 00:53:57,886 --> 00:53:58,931 on the planet. 1073 00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:00,280 And what happens after that? 1074 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:01,977 It's change, change! 1075 00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:04,632 Every single person, what they want, 1076 00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:08,593 what they think, what people believe. 1077 00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:17,471 Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl. 1078 00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:35,359 Yes! Yes! 1079 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,274 Oh! Oh! 1080 00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:39,058 Oh, my God! 1081 00:54:39,145 --> 00:54:42,453 You! You! 1082 00:54:56,815 --> 00:55:00,819 RoboTunes, make me a song of triumph 1083 00:55:00,906 --> 00:55:04,039 in the style of Linus Po, and put my name in it. 1084 00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:50,172 Carl Bardolph is coming. 1085 00:55:50,259 --> 00:55:51,391 He's one of us! 1086 00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:57,571 - What were you at Harvard? - I never went to Harvard. 1087 00:55:57,702 --> 00:56:00,095 -You were with Duncan Park. What were you two up to? 1088 00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:02,924 I'm headed back into the game, so thank you. 1089 00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,709 Alvin died. 1090 00:56:04,839 --> 00:56:06,580 The landlord? 1091 00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:08,626 I don't want to lose our home. 1092 00:56:08,713 --> 00:56:11,803 Why don't we show Mr. Bardolph the power of Noted? 1093 00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:13,152 Duncan, shut up! 1094 00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:20,333 What a douche. 1095 00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:23,249 Orson Barack Stern. 1096 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,209 Mom! What were you watching? 1097 00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,994 Naked... people. 1098 00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:35,130 In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom. 1099 00:56:35,261 --> 00:56:37,481 Oh, my God, for five minutes, you can hold it in. 1100 00:56:37,611 --> 00:56:38,699 No, I can't! 1101 00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,701 Orson has IBS. 1102 00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:43,487 He's got difficulty with his stomach. 1103 00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:45,924 It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be 1104 00:56:46,054 --> 00:56:47,665 a matriculating student at this place. 1105 00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:49,623 It's really embarrassing for him, 1106 00:56:49,754 --> 00:56:51,756 and it's like something he is really insecure about. 1107 00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:55,803 So there's a need for parental guidance here. 1108 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:59,416 Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, 1109 00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:02,462 and she shows that by sort of corralling him 1110 00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:05,073 to a Stanford doctor. 1111 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,510 You get a glimpse into how he feels 1112 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,642 like his mom isn't there for him, 1113 00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,470 and how he feels like her problems are always bigger 1114 00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:12,820 than his problems and like she matters more. 1115 00:57:12,907 --> 00:57:14,779 It doesn't exactly feel 1116 00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:18,609 like a nurturing response to his ailments. 1117 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,828 Samples are handled by the lab tech. 1118 00:57:20,915 --> 00:57:23,309 You better get it there. They go to lunch at 12:00. 1119 00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:26,704 It's another instance of someone's hubris, 1120 00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,357 Joanne's in this case, 1121 00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:31,012 "I can fix this problem," confronting 1122 00:57:31,099 --> 00:57:33,188 and colliding with reality. 1123 00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:36,278 There's a firestorm going on outside. 1124 00:57:36,409 --> 00:57:38,411 There's wildfires, the air is terrible, 1125 00:57:38,498 --> 00:57:42,154 and she's going to get the poop there on time no matter what. 1126 00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:45,026 And we see this fantastic montage of her 1127 00:57:45,113 --> 00:57:47,464 going to the hospital. 1128 00:57:47,594 --> 00:57:50,510 And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne, 1129 00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:52,860 and she does this little victory dance 1130 00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:56,124 after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample. 1131 00:57:56,908 --> 00:57:59,040 - Yes! - To me, what she's 1132 00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:01,652 saying in that moment is, "Damn it, I'm a good mother." 1133 00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:05,960 You would not believe what I have just been through. 1134 00:58:09,224 --> 00:58:10,835 Action. 1135 00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:12,489 Can he do it with this? Is that good enough? 1136 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,578 Because I need blood on this fork. 1137 00:58:14,665 --> 00:58:17,929 In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph... 1138 00:58:18,016 --> 00:58:19,713 Duncan Park. Hypergnosis. 1139 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,715 ...to being stabbed by him. 1140 00:58:21,846 --> 00:58:23,500 Because with a forward facing data analytics output... 1141 00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:25,153 Oh! 1142 00:58:27,242 --> 00:58:29,201 - Oh! - Cut! 1143 00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,291 And then eventually bagging him. 1144 00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:34,598 And it's all about relentlessness. 1145 00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:38,515 And his teacher in all of this is a spider 1146 00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:41,996 that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his sink. 1147 00:58:47,741 --> 00:58:49,743 If the spider could talk, it would say to me, 1148 00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:51,658 "Go down swinging." 1149 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,138 But why go down at all? 1150 00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:54,879 Duncan, you're worth a lot of money. 1151 00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,837 Go enjoy your life. I don't know. Play pickleball. 1152 00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:59,884 Yeah. Very clever. I hear your words behind your words. 1153 00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:01,973 There are no words behind my words. 1154 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:06,368 And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me 1155 00:59:06,499 --> 00:59:08,588 and never stop coming back. 1156 00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:10,895 And that's what he does with Bardolph. 1157 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:14,638 I need you, and I'm so sure of it. 1158 00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:17,728 Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl. 1159 00:59:18,816 --> 00:59:19,860 In the end, he wins. 1160 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,650 One of my favorite aspects of his victory 1161 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:29,261 there is he walks out into a world on fire. 1162 00:59:29,391 --> 00:59:31,393 Yes, yes! 1163 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:32,830 Oh, oh! 1164 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,093 Oh, my God!