1 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:03,146 -J "j" 2 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,606 - Okay, who's hungry? 3 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,945 The little ones first. Whoa, boy. 4 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,740 Hank and bloom: 5 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,366 Bloom: You understand me?! 6 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,351 Mornin' you. 7 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,686 Mwah! 8 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,104 Hey. 9 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:31,652 Do you... wanna meet your great great great... 10 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,986 - Meemaw? 11 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,988 - You know she's gonna turn 100 this summer. 12 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,239 - That isn't true. 13 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,949 - She is so old, she was born before TV. 14 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,660 - No one was born before TV. 15 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,162 - Mm-hmm, before cars. - Before horses. 16 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,956 Maybe even before the trees themselves. 17 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,500 You wanna ask her yourself? 18 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:49,127 - Really? 19 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,213 - I was aimin' for it to be a surprise. 20 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,353 You and I have never taken a trip together. 21 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:09,606 So, we'll get the bus in cordia and we'll zip on over to joplin, 22 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,359 and then we'll catch a greyhound to Minnesota from there. 23 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,986 - How long does the bus take to get to Minnesota from here? 24 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,198 - I don't know, nearly 14 hours. - Maybe longer. 25 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,784 Everything just takes longer on the bus. 26 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:24,871 But, it is past time that you met your up north people. 27 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,331 - What about dad? 28 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,059 - Do you think anything can happen in this house that 29 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,418 he doesn't already know about? 30 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,712 - Don't have to pack? - Already done. 31 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,047 I packed for both of us. So, come on! 32 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,716 Let's get a hurry up shoes! 33 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,427 - What about your garden? - Don't you worry about it. 34 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,637 Mother earth has a way of takin' care of her own kind. 35 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,222 So let's get to gettin'! 36 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,612 - Connor, you the reinforcements? 37 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,490 - Impartial observer. 38 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,118 - Where you off to, bloom? Hm? 39 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,705 You can't take him. That's my boy. 40 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,623 - I'm doing things my way now. 41 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,084 Jack doesn't have to go anywhere he doesn't already wanna go. 42 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,669 - Oh my god, I am sick to death of 43 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,630 your hippy-dippy tree-huggin' bullshit. 44 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,941 Well, you... You wanna take him up 45 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,842 to meet the rest of your fucked-up family? 46 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:22,637 No, absolutely not. He's staying here with me. 47 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,390 You wanna go? Go right ahead. 48 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,226 But I thought I got you away from that goddamn nonsense. 49 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,772 - Obviously my first mistake. 50 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:35,609 - Oh, bloom. Jack is never gonna become a man... 51 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,152 - Oh, you are some kind of man? 52 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,279 With all the separatist survival bullshit? 53 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:41,740 You are nothing but a two-bit terrorist. 54 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,410 Did you hear her? 55 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,287 - Mm-hmm. - Fucking terrorist? 56 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,789 Oh, I get it! I get it! 57 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,625 This is the part where you call me a Nazi again. 58 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,918 - Get out of my way. 59 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:56,379 - Go ahead, bloom. - You just keep pushing me. 60 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,049 Keep it up, 'cuz I'm all the way done takin' it, you hear me? 61 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:07,474 - What do we have here? What? 62 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,042 - I didn't do any... - Hank: I was halfway to Wichita 63 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,776 when I realized I didn't have this. 64 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,778 - That's why I turned around. - That is a lie. 65 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,947 You planted it along with that fuckin' bottle. 66 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,156 Well played! 67 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,467 - Come on, save it for Rudy Spaulding. 68 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,368 The chief is waitin' for you! 69 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,537 I'm makin' a citizen's arrest, you hear me? 70 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:29,538 - Jack: Dad. - Huh? 71 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,622 - Hey! 72 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,040 - You better stay out of this, kid. 73 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,792 - Honey, don't. It's okay. 74 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,085 - Come on. - Bloom: Beth. 75 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,963 Beth, you see to it that Jack is taken care of. 76 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,882 Don't leave him alone and I will be back soon! 77 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,592 I will get a lawyer and I'm gonna give... 78 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,847 - Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to?! 79 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,724 You? A fuckin' drunk with an arrest record 80 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,476 and a history of mental illness? 81 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,563 Or me, a decorated former marine, huh? 82 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,735 - You come now, Jack. 83 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,737 We're gonna get your mom the help she needs. 84 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,800 - You know how this goes, sweetie. 85 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,887 This ain't the first time nor the last. 86 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,222 You've got to wait out the storm. 87 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:34,144 Your mom's tough. It ain't no thing to her. 88 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:38,148 - I haven't seen her touch a bottle in god knows how long. 89 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,500 - Why don't we just find something 90 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,526 to take your mind off things? Hm? 91 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,069 I'm sure it'll all work out. 92 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:46,740 - Beth, you don't understand. - He was gonna hit her. Again! 93 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,283 And I just stood there. 94 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,868 You're saying wait out the storm 95 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,661 and then things will go back to normal. 96 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,723 But then there's just gonna be another storm, and another. 97 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,123 It's just who he is! 98 00:06:55,165 --> 00:07:00,587 - Your dad, he's complicated. - Let's just say that. 99 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:03,465 Once your mom's better, you'll be a family again. 100 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,088 - You got a plan as to how you're gonna explain this 101 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,822 to young Jack, I presume. 102 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,953 - There was a... a struggle in the car. 103 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:37,916 And she pulled away from me and the door was open. 104 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,167 The next thing I knew, 105 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,686 she was going end over end in the street. 106 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,546 The damn woman jumped. 107 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,298 - That's the story? 108 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,884 -Yup. 109 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,511 - It didn't have to go this way. 110 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,223 What's right is right. 111 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,392 - It's too late to sing that song, ain't it? 112 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,403 - Any word? - Beth: Not yet. 113 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,159 I think I'll just stay here 'til your dad gets back. 114 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,412 - Okay. I just hope mom's okay. 115 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,800 - Mom! - No, Jack. Jack, it's me. 116 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,681 It's just a bad dream. It's okay. 117 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,144 It's okay. 118 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,648 Go back to sleep, all right? 119 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,911 Aw, fuck. 120 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,122 - She really did love this garden of hers. 121 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,958 - Yeah. But you know what? 122 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,127 It's completely legal to keep her on my land. 123 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,004 Another thing I love about Kansas. 124 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,632 Save the planet, fertilize it. 125 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,113 Beth: What do you got there? 126 00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:00,076 - Seeds. I think mom wanted to take them to meemaw. 127 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,494 - Oh yeah? 128 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,455 Let's see. 129 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,001 - I wanna plant them. 130 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,752 Give her something nice to come home to. 131 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,380 -Aww. You are a darlin'. 132 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,262 It's a new day. 133 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,265 I always loved working in the soil. 134 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,435 Something your mom and I shared. 135 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:31,191 The fact that you can plant anything... a seed, an idea. 136 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,650 Heck, you can even plant evidence 137 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,985 to throw someone off the track. 138 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,243 - Hey. 139 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,623 - Jack. - Dad. 140 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,755 - Everything okay? 141 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,134 Look here, it's... It's really unfortunate 142 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,136 that you had to see that yesterday. 143 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:04,098 But you need to understand it... it's probably for the best. 144 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,683 - Is she coming back? 145 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:15,485 - No. No, not anytime soon. 146 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:20,615 Jack, do you understand why your mother wanted to leave? 147 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,866 She wanted to go some place 148 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,286 that she could drink and take her pills. 149 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:29,165 And you need to understand... look at me. 150 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,583 You need to understand that 151 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:34,295 she would've eventually chosen those things over you. 152 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,840 Yes, yes, you need to understand that, Jack. 153 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,009 You... at the police station, 154 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,053 she... she had a complete breakdown. 155 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,014 I mean, it was... it was heartbreaking. 156 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,849 I mean, it was heartbreaking. 157 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,476 But, you know, thank the lord Jesus 158 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,436 she's in the halfway house right now. 159 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,272 She's getting the help that she needs. 160 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:56,234 So all that we can do is wait 161 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,028 and... and... and see what happens, okay? 162 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,490 But you gotta stand tall. Stand tall. 163 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,492 There you go. Good, be strong. 164 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,804 - Beth: What are you doing, Jack? 165 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:28,016 You wanna water 'em, not bleed all over 'em. 166 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,910 - Jack: How long until you think they'll sprout? 167 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,020 Beth: I don't know. 168 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,855 "Lettuce" consider. 169 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,691 Do you "carrot" on how long? 170 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,986 - I guess "weed" better get a move on, then. 171 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,780 - Now you're just beatin' around the bush. 172 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,832 -All right, so, easiest way to get in and get a pass, 173 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,543 you come in on first. You park on a1. 174 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,628 You leave your keys in it. Then you walk. 175 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,717 - Atf is on the top floor. 176 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:07,263 - Yeah, and there's also an IRS office on four, same building. 177 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,724 It's small, but... you know, 178 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,435 it's like a little extra somethin' special. 179 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,897 Like a cherry on top of a sundae... tasty. 180 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,649 - Oh, man. - Can you imagine this, Hank? 181 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,153 It's gonna be just pieces fallin' three states away. 182 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,239 It's gonna be rainin' chunks, man. Chunks. 183 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,001 - Hank: There'll be chunks of them in orbit. 184 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,725 - Connor: Has Jack read the book? 185 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,018 - Hank: He will. - Connor: It's important. 186 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,711 - Hank: I know it is. - I shit you not, he will. 187 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:43,591 What we're... what we're doin', this isn't new. 188 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,344 Secessionism is not new. 189 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:50,390 Confederacy ain't new. No. 190 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,226 We're in the vanguard, man. 191 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,770 - Connor: I'm an American. - Damn straight, y'all. 192 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,776 - How is this possible? 193 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,737 Mom, your garden. 194 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,407 It's... it's grown. 195 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,917 - Jack: I wish you could see this. 196 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,503 The flowers remind me of... you. 197 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,393 - Hank: Jack is never gonna become a man. 198 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,645 Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to? 199 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,607 You or me? 200 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,359 You better stay out of this, kid. 201 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,112 Jack: Is she coming back? 202 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,864 Hank: No. 203 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,667 Hank: I'm sorry, mom. 204 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,968 I miss you. 205 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,346 - Beth: She doesn't just love you. 206 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,933 She loves me, too. More than I ever deserved. 207 00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:01,854 - No, that isn't true. - It is. 208 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,732 I was afraid she couldn't be out there on her own. 209 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,236 Not with all that rotten stuff bangin' around inside her head. 210 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,280 - Don't be sad, Beth. - She'll be back soon. 211 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:20,122 Besides, you helped with the flowers. 212 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,542 You've shown herjust how much you love her, 213 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,378 just by planting them with me. 214 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,339 Nothing says I love you better than flowers. 215 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:47,400 - Quit your fucking daydreaming. - You got chores to do. 216 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,111 The pigs need their dinner. Don't wait up for me. 217 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,071 I don't know how late I'll be back. 218 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,331 -Yes, sir. 219 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,041 - Beth: I wish it was happening tomorrow. 220 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,295 - The atf is saying the meeting is in October. 221 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,629 It's plenty soon enough. 222 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,840 - Connor: If we still have 'til October. 223 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,049 If she hadn't told anybody... 224 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,485 - Hank: She didn't tell anyone, Connor. 225 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,736 - Connor: You can't be sure about that. 226 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,722 - But I am. I am sure. 227 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,057 Because Beth got everything that she knew out of her 228 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,769 when she called and told me she was taking Jack away. 229 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,147 Damn good on you, Beth. No, bloom knew. 230 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,024 She knew exactly what would happen 231 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,734 if we ever got raided by the feds. 232 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,945 She knew that would be like puttin' a gun against her head. 233 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,405 Because I told her. 234 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,866 I told her myself that I would put her in the ground 235 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,452 if the law ever came on my land. 236 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,830 No, she was crazy, Connor. But she wasn't fucking stupid. 237 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,504 - All right. - Hank: Tomorrow. 238 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,466 - Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. - Hank: All right. 239 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:01,390 - Thank the good maker for women like you, Beth. 240 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,612 Beth. 241 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,405 Take good care of my boy, all right? 242 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,240 Beth: All right, I will. 243 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,700 - I know you will. 244 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,854 - It's okay, it's okay. - Calm down. 245 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,191 Come on! Come on! 246 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,651 Oh! 247 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,897 Aah! Ow! Aah! 248 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,141 - Beth! Beth! Come quick! 249 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,744 I need you to help. I did something stupid. 250 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,953 Beth: Jack, you're bleedin'. 251 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,163 We gotta do something about that arm. 252 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,730 - No, no, no. - Beth, I need your help. 253 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,399 - Please, come quick, please! - Okay, okay, of course I will. 254 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,487 - Come on. 255 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,212 - Jack, I don't see anything. 256 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,463 What are you playing? 257 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,507 [Gaspsi 258 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,686 - What the crap is all this horse pockey? 259 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,772 Hey, Jack! 260 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,565 Jack, you in there? You asleep? 261 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,489 What, you run away, you little shaved tail? 262 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,115 Jack! 263 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,581 Jack: I'm right here. 264 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:15,584 Hank: Oh! What, you runnin' 265 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,837 a spook house in here tonight or somethin', Jack? 266 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,129 - Dad. 267 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,384 - What happened? 268 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,011 - I... I did something bad. 269 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,889 I did something really, really bad. 270 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,933 - What did you do? 271 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,310 - I need help. - I need your help, dad! 272 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:37,731 - Goddamn it all to hell. What? 273 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,400 - You have to come see. 274 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,904 - I didn't mean to find it. - What? 275 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:47,658 - In the bushes. - I... I didn't mean it. 276 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,536 - Okay, Jack. - Jack, listen to me. 277 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,247 Whatever it is that you think you saw out here, 278 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,458 it's not... I can explain, okay? 279 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:04,967 Oh my god. Beth. Hey, hey. 280 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:17,229 Jack, no, no, no! Oh! Oh, you stupid fucking kid. 281 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,199 - Hank: What the fuck is this? - Let go! 282 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:33,120 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 283 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,050 - Hey, Connor. 284 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,235 Dad says get over here double quick. 285 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,177 Connor: What's this about? 286 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,762 - About a bag, I don't know what. 287 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,347 He said you know. And hurry, okay? 288 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,068 - Connor: All right, all right, I'm comin'. 289 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,653 Connor: 290 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,041 - Jack: Mom said meemaw's going to turn 100 this summer. 291 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,252 I'm glad I'm going to finally meet her. 292 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,171 Never met someone older than TV. 293 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,618 Regina: I what to do I 294 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,370 I it's a Saturday night I 295 00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:00,374 I lookin' to cause some trouble, trouble I 296 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,167 I what to play I 297 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,294 I do whatever we like I 298 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,715 I have fun and keep it subtle, subtle I 299 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:11,218 j“ time to get a little too crazy I 300 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,096 I and we're good for going all out tonight I 301 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,848 Earth to trinice! 302 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,641 Regina: I someone's gotta... I 303 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,059 - sorry. 304 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:22,438 Regina's voice is just like... so hypnotic. 305 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,940 - You're actually watching that video again? 306 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,442 You're, like, fucking obsessed. 307 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,485 - Hey! I gotta support my queen. 308 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,446 - Oh god, can you even hear yourself right now? 309 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,949 - Look, it's hard work being Regina's number-one fan. 310 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,577 - Are you kidding? - All right, get in line. 311 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:40,039 You haven't even seen her live. I am her number-one fan. 312 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,832 I would have seen her live 313 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,001 if you would've gotten me an extra ticket. 314 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,186 - Mm, that sounds like something 315 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,504 Regina's number-two fan would say. 316 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,716 - Whatever. You were sitting in the nosebleeds, anyway. 317 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:54,344 - Um, uh, you just don't get it, all right? 318 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,307 Seeing her in concert, it changes you. 319 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:01,143 Like, recordings don't even do herjustice. 320 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,730 Hearing her live, it's like on a whole other level. 321 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,566 - That Booty's on a whole 'nother level, goddamn. 322 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,027 Those curves are, like, inhuman. 323 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,030 - You know she's like nine months pregnant, right? 324 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,698 - Yeah, I'd still hit that. 325 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,700 Deborah: Oh my gosh, gross! 326 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,410 Can you try to blow that out the window? 327 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,037 What if my mom smells it? 328 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,498 - Isn't she at work? - Deborah's mom: Deborah? 329 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,142 - Why didn't you tell us your mom was home? 330 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,794 - Her shift got canceled last minute. 331 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,921 It's not my fault that Regina went into labor. 332 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,839 Both: What? 333 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,094 - Hey, hon. 334 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,887 Smells like you guys might be hungry. 335 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,138 Want me to make some dinner? 336 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,599 - Um, no, that's okay. - We're... we're good. 337 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,892 - I'm gonna go to bed soon. 338 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,478 - Oh, we can have leftovers. - Yeah. 339 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,230 - Come on, no one likes a cold meal. 340 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,315 - Mom! 341 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:52,111 - Well, here's my wallet if you wanna order some pizzas. 342 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,245 - Okay, what did you say about Regina? 343 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,538 - Nothing. 344 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,082 - No, you said she was having her baby tonight. 345 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,893 - My mom will kill me if anybody else finds out. 346 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,877 - Oh, come on! - Tell us everything. 347 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,505 Or, I'll post a rumor and I'll tag your mom, too. 348 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:14,550 - Okay, fine! All right? 349 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,385 My mom had to go home because Regina's, like, 350 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,530 shutting down the entire fourth floor of the hospital. 351 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,430 She's bringing in her own doctors and stuff. 352 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,808 - Carlos: Hey, why would she do all that? 353 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,685 - Privacy, duh! 354 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:28,730 Everyone on planet earth wants to see Regina's baby. 355 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,583 - Wait, can you imagine how much money we'd get 356 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,151 for a picture of that kid? 357 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,045 - If she wants to take a picture, she'll do it herself. 358 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,863 We should respect her privacy. 359 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,115 - Oh, please. She's a superstar. 360 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,592 That basically makes her public property, 361 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,910 like a national park or Denny's. 362 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,496 No, Deborah's right. 363 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,958 This is a beautiful moment between a mother and her child. 364 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,129 It should be private. Just Regina and her staff... 365 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,882 And her three biggest fans! 366 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,550 - Are you insane? 367 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,472 - Debs, we should be there to share this moment. 368 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,474 - Come on, I thought you were Regina's... 369 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,827 - Trinice and Carlos: Number-one fan! 370 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,061 - Don't ever question my loyalty to team Regina. 371 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,815 -All right! But, how are we gonna get in? 372 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,655 - Backstage pass! 373 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,886 -And we can split the money from the pictures three ways. 374 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:23,994 Both: No pictures! 375 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,163 - Okay, fine. 376 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:30,292 - Regina: J“ time to remind them who you are I 377 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,562 - Deborah's mom is totally fine with us spending the night. 378 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:33,813 - Mom: Well, are you gonna be good? 379 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:36,215 - Yeah, don't worry. - We'll be fine. 380 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,300 - Mom: Yeah, that's what you always say. 381 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,468 - I gotta go, mom. 382 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,844 - Mom: You better be good. - Yeah. 383 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,388 - Mom: Love you, sweetie. - Love you too! 384 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,598 - Bye! - Mom: Bye! 385 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,726 - God, it's like she doesn't even trust me. 386 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,746 - Did you mention you were breaking into a hospital? 387 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:51,813 - Okay, we're not breaking in. 388 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:54,608 We have a key. 389 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:58,654 - Oh my god, I will totally bug out if I get to meet Regina! 390 00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:00,030 - I wonder who the father is. 391 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,341 Do you think that he'll be there? 392 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,075 - Oh my god, if we get a photo of him, 393 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,994 - we'd make so much more money. - We said no pictures, remember? 394 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,497 - No, Deborah said no pictures of the baby. 395 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,540 But the daddy's fair game. 396 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,626 - You know what? - I bet there isn't even a father. 397 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,004 I bet Regina is, like, the virgin Mary or something, like, 398 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,632 - totally divine. - Hell yeah. 399 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,301 She's just like us. She don't need no man! 400 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,678 Yeah, girl! 401 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,221 - Okay, there's a difference between 402 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,514 "don't need" and "can't get." 403 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,140 Male dj: Breaking news. 404 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,910 - This one's for Regina. - Shut up. Hey, listen, listen! 405 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,812 - Dj: Rumors are buzzing online that Regina is about to go into 406 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:36,233 labor and has been rushed to an undisclosed location. 407 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,776 That's right! 408 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:41,780 The queen is about to give birth, if only we knew where. 409 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,323 - Oh, we know. 410 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:46,994 - Hell yeah. - We're comin' Regina! 411 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,370 Dj: Wishing her the best. 412 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,790 Here is Regina's latest hit, "hungry for you." 413 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,502 - Regina: J“ time is running out I 414 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:56,920 ioh j'j' 415 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,638 - How are we supposed to get past that camera? 416 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,432 - Trinice, do you have your selfie stick? 417 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,642 - Ding! Duh! - Cool. 418 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,801 - Come on, come on, come on! - Hurry! 419 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,636 Come on. 420 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,263 - Okay. 421 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,315 - Carlos: This must be it. - Swipe your card, Deborah. 422 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,441 - I don't know, guys. 423 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,401 Maybe we should give her her privacy. 424 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:06,073 - Sounds like a certain fan is getting bumped to number two. 425 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:22,464 - Oh my god, it's Regina! 426 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:26,635 Man: Hey! 427 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,471 You guys shouldn't be in here. 428 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:30,931 This floor's off limits. 429 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,557 - Um, we... we were lost. 430 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:33,934 - Oh really? 431 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:36,311 Where'd you guys get this key card? 432 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:39,231 - Um... 433 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,857 - Stop, you're hurting her! 434 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,317 - Stop it! Just... - Stop! 435 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,582 - Oh shit. 436 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,418 - Is he dead? 437 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,586 - I'm not waiting to find out. 438 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,929 - Come on, Deborah, let's go! 439 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,356 - Hey, guys, do you hear that? 440 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:22,691 - Hear what? 441 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,317 - You dork, you still have your earbuds. 442 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,403 - Oh. Duh. 443 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,657 - Probably just like an electrical hum or something. 444 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,409 - Then why are all the lights turned off? 445 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,952 - Maybe they're going green. 446 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,246 - The elevator! 447 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,109 - Shit. Shit. 448 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,156 - Come on, trinice. - We gotta bail. 449 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,619 Deborah? Deborah? 450 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,191 - [Gaspsi 451 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,318 - shh! You wanna get us busted? 452 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,320 - Something's wrong with these people. 453 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,364 Maybe Deborah was right. We shouldn't be here. 454 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,634 - I can't even find Deborah. - What do you mean, you can't? 455 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,493 - I can't. - Guys. Guys. 456 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:41,121 - Trinice: Oh right here, I found her! 457 00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:50,130 Girls: 458 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,061 - Whoa, check this out. 459 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:10,233 Creepy. 460 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,902 - Okay. I'm ready to leave now. 461 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,989 Deborah: Look! There she is! 462 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,373 - Trinice: My god, it's really her! 463 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,462 She's having the baby right now! 464 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,839 - Carlos: Oh, guys, this is crazy! 465 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,384 Deborah: Oh my god. 466 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:40,930 We're gonna be the first people in the world to see this! 467 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,766 Carlos: This is so cool. 468 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:48,271 - They're hurting her! 469 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:52,192 - No. It's like an epidural, right? 470 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,110 It's supposed to help with the pain? 471 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,740 - [Gaspsi 472 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,453 - yeah, that doesn't look like it's helping. 473 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,589 - What's wrong with their eyes? 474 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,640 Regina: 475 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:36,486 - I told you. Something weird is going on. 476 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:42,242 - Guys, is... is that supposed to happen? 477 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:52,585 Regina: 478 00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:16,401 - Carlos, you idiot! - We said no pictures! 479 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:19,279 - Maybe she didn't see us. 480 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,448 - I think she saw us! 481 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,783 - That was her. - What... what the hell? 482 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:33,668 - Come on, guys, we gotta run! 483 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,591 Guys? 484 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,309 [Yelpsi 485 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,356 Deborah, we gotta run! 486 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:57,484 Snap out of it! 487 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:01,029 - Trinice? 488 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,989 - No! Damn it! 489 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:06,409 Earbuds. 490 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:21,049 - Don't listen to it! - What's happening? 491 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,801 - They're controlling you with that sound. 492 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,179 Keep the cotton in your ears. 493 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,556 - Where's Carlos? 494 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:33,353 Regina: 495 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,233 - No. No. 496 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,614 - My queen. 497 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,923 Both: 498 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:13,434 Regina: 499 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,355 - No! No! 500 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,943 Both: 501 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,113 - Oh no! 502 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:28,074 - Come on, we have to get into it! 503 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,714 - Help! Trinice! - No! 504 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:45,300 Deborah: 505 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:48,928 Trinice! Help! Help! 506 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:55,935 Regina: 507 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,400 - The elevator! - It's the only way out! 508 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,279 Trinice, come on! 509 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,491 - Fuck that. 510 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,964 - Come on, come on! 511 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,175 - There's no time. - We gotta hide. 512 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:28,760 - It's almost here! Come on! 513 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:55,870 Girls: 514 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,293 - Trinice. 515 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,094 Both: 516 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,140 - Come on! 517 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,519 No! No! 518 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:02,854 Deborah! 519 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:24,625 Trinice: 520 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,975 - Clear! 521 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:54,906 - We made it. 522 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:02,009 - We can use this picture to expose Regina 523 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,539 for the monster she is. 524 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,879 - And destroy her career? 525 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,232 - What the hell are you doing? - Let's get the hell out of here! 526 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,802 - No! I bought tickets to her next tour. 527 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,386 - Are you crazy? 528 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,098 We have to tell the police. 529 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:23,184 - She hasn't even finished her new album. 530 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:25,478 - Didn't you see what that thing did? 531 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,813 It killed Carlos! 532 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,856 - She was protecting her privacy. 533 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,233 - She's a monster! 534 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:31,692 - She's Regina! 535 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,823 I thought you were her number-one fan. 536 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,536 I guess this just proves that you're number two. 537 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,752 Help! 538 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,157 - Help! Help! 539 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:22,201 Oh, god! 540 00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:25,454 Help! 541 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,375 Deborah, please! 542 00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,629 Please! 543 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,571 - Deborah: I feel really bad about this, trinice. 544 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,929 Really, I do, but... 545 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:45,683 I just have to protect Regina's image. 546 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,853 She promised me backstage passes for life. 547 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:52,231 You'd understand if you'd seen her live. 548 00:44:52,273 --> 00:44:54,984 It changes you. 549 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,611 Do you wanna meet her babies? 550 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,534 - Regina says I get to be their nanny after school. 551 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,873 Aren't they just the cutest? 552 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:12,710 I just have to remember to feed them one time! 553 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,021 They've already had their feeding, 554 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,631 but there's just so many of them. 555 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:20,468 Oh, and I told Regina that we could start with you. 556 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:23,221 It's like my mom always says... 557 00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:26,224 No one likes a cold meal. 558 00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:29,602 Trinice: No! No! No! 559 00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:33,064 No! No! 560 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:36,901 Trinice: No! No! 561 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:55,503 - Regina: J“ time to remind them who you are I 562 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,964 I you're a superstar, superstar I 563 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,882 I now you're living large I 564 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,759 I show 'em who's in charge I 565 00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:03,552 I superstar I 566 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,806 I super, super, superstar I 567 00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:10,977 I yeah, yeah I 568 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,854 I super, super, superstar I 569 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:17,692 I yeah, yeah I 570 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:23,364 I you're, you're a superstar I 571 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,449 I superstar I 572 00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:29,287 I superstar I 573 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:35,042 j“ time to remind them who you are I 574 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,920 I you're a superstar I 575 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:42,425 j“ time to remind them who you are I 576 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:44,260 I you're a superstar I 577 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,137 I superstar I