1 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,811 - Johnny: They're coming to get you, Barbara. 2 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,481 - Ben: Tie you up and feed you to those things. 3 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,403 - Barbara: It's 8 o'clock and it's still moving. 4 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,998 - Man: Hey, come on, Barb, church was this morning, huh? 5 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:16,076 Man on radio:. 6 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,786 Zombies: 7 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,208 Zombies: 8 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,839 Zombies: 9 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,383 - Wow. 10 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,854 Rock and roll. 11 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:28,869 - I'm in the movie. 12 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,252 It works. 13 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,338 There it is. The crate from the movie. 14 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,093 And this... this is the monster. 15 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,886 I can hear him. 16 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,221 - Not yet, you're not ready. 17 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,265 - You gotta wait 'til your scene. - I'll be damned. 18 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,601 - I can hear it. It's so real. - This is cra... 19 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,606 - Can I be of any assistance? 20 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,608 - You're Christopher Lee. 21 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,069 Oh my god, you're Christopher Lee. 22 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,280 You're Dracula. 23 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,199 Not just Dracula, you're Frankenstein, the mummy, 24 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,409 you're saruman. 25 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,997 But not in this. Not in this movie. 26 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:15,166 This movie, you are professor Alexander saxton. 27 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,044 And this... this is yours. 28 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,297 - It is, but I demand an explanation. 29 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,424 - Okay, well, this crate is yours. 30 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,175 And the monster's inside it. 31 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,138 And he just killed this dude. 32 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,681 I just saw it happen. 33 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,725 See? Dead. 34 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,643 - Sorry. 35 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,107 - Inspector mi rov. 36 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,276 What is in there, excellency? 37 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,777 - Fossils. 38 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,739 - Mm, yeah, fossils. - Yeah, you wish, pal. 39 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:49,326 I mean, yes. Yes, it's a mystery. 40 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,912 - What is a fossil? 41 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,997 - A stone. 42 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,791 - There wouldn't be something valuable in there, like gold? 43 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,585 - Oh, it's valuable. 44 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,128 It's not gold, trust me. 45 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,755 You're in for a surprise. 46 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,469 - Inspector mirov, I love this. 47 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,845 I wanna bring this back. 48 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,431 You look like a hipster in Brooklyn. 49 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,891 - Gold? It's... 50 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,185 Both: A laboratory specimen. 51 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:17,187 Saxton: No value to it. 52 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,521 - Captain? - Yes, sir. 53 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,816 - You get your men to put the crate on the train. 54 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,693 - It's... it's Christopher Lee. 55 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,661 - Oh god. I did it. 56 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,621 It works. 57 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,748 - Lift it up. 58 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,124 Off you go. 59 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,132 - You look the same. 60 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,818 No offense, I actually never noticed you in the movie, 61 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,177 but I remember you. 62 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,553 You look the same. 63 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,148 - Follow me. 64 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:20,583 - Oh my god. 65 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,293 It works. 66 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,306 Simon: It works. 67 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,017 I'm gonna be rich. 68 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,518 I'm gonna be rich. 69 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,655 Oh! Oh my god. 70 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,077 - Renee! Renee! 71 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,287 - I'm out here, honey. 72 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,040 - It works! 73 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,333 I did it, it works! 74 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,918 The immersopod, my invention. 75 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,462 - It works? - It works. 76 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,176 - Show me. - Okay, come on. 77 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,927 Come on. Come on. 78 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,180 - Oh, you're pulling. - Come on. 79 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,907 - Honey, I'm wearing heels, stop. By the pool. 80 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:20,143 - Okay, okay, okay. - Come on, come on. 81 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,436 You gotta close your eyes. 82 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,105 No, no, uh, okay, okay. Close 'em, close 'em. 83 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,066 - Honey. - Okay, okay. 84 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,027 I give you the immersopod. 85 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:34,574 The world's first vr immersion home theater system. 86 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,743 Vr, virtual reality. 87 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,119 - Right, yes, okay. 88 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,996 I read a book by a man named William Gibson. 89 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,081 - I know, just listen. 90 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,540 Okay, so check it out. 91 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,460 So, hundreds of miniature cameras scan the user's body and 92 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,563 feed the information through a series of hard drives, 93 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,673 which can then be merged with any preexisting data. 94 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,715 - It's brilliant, honey. 95 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,011 - No, that's not the brilliant part. 96 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,472 You know what? Try it, just get in. Get in. 97 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,140 - No, no, no, it looks cramped. 98 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,659 I mean, can you even move around in there? 99 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,769 - No, you can't. You can only really move your thumb, 100 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,789 but that's all you need. You turn it on, you turn it off. 101 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,857 - No, I don't think so, honey. - I get so claustrophobic. 102 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,485 - But... but... see, you'll think you're moving. 103 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,028 It's like when you dream. 104 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,547 If you dream you're running, you don't really run anywhere, 105 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,715 but you believe that you're running. 106 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,783 The pod works the same way. 107 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,160 The scans are fed through a neural transmitter. 108 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:24,040 You imagine the move, and in the vr, you move. 109 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,709 That's the brilliant part. 110 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,294 - Wonderful, right. - Yeah, 111 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,671 but instead of moving in a dream, 112 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,256 you're moving inside of a movie. 113 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,633 Right, whatever your favorite movie is. 114 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,135 "The godfather," "jaws." 115 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,637 If it's in the hard drive, you can be in it. 116 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,722 - Which movie are you in? 117 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,391 - "Horror express," of course. 118 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,309 - I should have known. - Yeah. 119 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,204 It was the first movie that my dad took me to that wasn't, 120 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,980 you know, like a kids' movie. 121 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,356 Uh, it just blew me away. 122 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,649 It's got everything. 123 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:53,278 Peter cushing, Christopher Lee, a monster. 124 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,738 I fell head over heels in love with... 125 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,037 The whole movie. Everything. 126 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,374 See, what this really is is an escape pod from life. 127 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,043 All those people out there, just waking up, 128 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,837 desperate for a way out. 129 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:14,424 They hate their jobs, their home life is a prison. 130 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:17,886 All those poor slobs drinking beer in front of the TV, 131 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,930 desperate, trapped in a dead end... 132 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,935 - Dead end what? 133 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,898 - You just said, "trapped in a dead end." 134 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,399 What? 135 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,650 - It's a situation, anything. 136 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,569 But see now, they won't just watch TV, 137 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,906 now they can actually crawl inside it and escape! 138 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,782 You have to try it. 139 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,201 - I don't... I don't want to. 140 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,619 I don't want to. 141 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,078 - How could you not want to? 142 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,664 - Maybe I'm not desperate for a way out, Simon. 143 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:51,294 Maybe I don't feel trapped in a situation. 144 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,213 Or am I? 145 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,180 - What? 146 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,943 - What was that? 147 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,319 - What was what? 148 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:22,575 - Um, did... did I do something to upset you? 149 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,828 - Did you even hear the words coming out of your mouth? 150 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,872 Is that why you invented that thing? 151 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,416 To escape your terrible life? 152 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,542 Am I really that awful? 153 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,753 - No. 154 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,213 You're reading into this. 155 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,547 No, no. 156 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,551 - Are you sure? 157 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,263 Simon, we've been married for barely a year. 158 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,058 And you have spent every moment working on that thing. 159 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,436 We don't go anywhere, we don't do anything. 160 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:55,400 We live in the same house, and I never see you. 161 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,527 - But it's for... it's for you. 162 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,028 I mean, it's for us. 163 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:04,242 That thing is... Renee, how... how could you think that... 164 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,285 Look at me. 165 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,995 Hey, look at me, come on. 166 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,539 When I asked your father for permission to marry you, 167 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,332 remember what he said? 168 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,084 - He said no. 169 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,877 - That's right, yeah, I know, he said no. 170 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,879 But I didn't let that stop me, did I? 171 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,881 I went to work on him. 172 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,508 -And he still said no. 173 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,303 - Yeah. 174 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:28,141 -And he hasn't forgiven me for that, and he won't ever. 175 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,310 I know him. 176 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,607 He said that you didn't have any money, 177 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,695 so you were marrying me for mine. 178 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,881 He said that I would never really know if you love me and 179 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:47,327 that somewhere in the back of my mind, I would always wonder. 180 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,080 And I get it, I'm not that pretty, I'm not that exciting, 181 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,167 - but I am rich. - Stop. 182 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,878 - He said, "Renee, he's going to take your money and make you 183 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,713 look like a fool." 184 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,969 Do not make me look like a fool. 185 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,929 - Listen to me. 186 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,557 I said it on our wedding day, and I will say it again now. 187 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,352 And I mean every word. 188 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:15,730 For richer or poorer, to love and to Cherish 189 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,733 'til death do us part. 190 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,193 - Do you mean it, honestly? 191 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,612 'Til death do us part? 192 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,698 - Honey, 'til death do us part. 193 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,455 - I mean it. 194 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,179 - Baggage man? 195 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,144 - Alucca, what's the matter with you? 196 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,854 - Yes, countess? 197 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,313 - You have a safe for valuables? 198 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,523 - Yes, countess. 199 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,233 I shall make out a receipt. 200 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,448 - Countess. 201 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,742 I can't believe I'm finally meeting you. 202 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,244 - Alucca's afraid of something. 203 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,705 - Oh, I promise you I'm not that frightening. 204 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,415 I'm a dog lover. 205 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,667 A friend of mine was gonna buy one. 206 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,253 I said, "adopt, don't shop." 207 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,964 - Normally she likes englishmen. 208 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,382 All we Poles do. 209 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,383 Oh, england. 210 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,010 Of course, yes, where I'm from. 211 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,970 Yes, cheers. 212 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,055 - Oh, yes, england. 213 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,099 Queen Victoria, crumpets. 214 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,518 - Edgar Wright, the spice girls. 215 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,146 - Shakespeare. - Oh, I love all that stuff. 216 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,314 Yes, I love england. 217 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,150 I gotta say, I prefer Poland. I do. 218 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:30,156 I was gonna go there on vacation once with my wi... my... my... 219 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,576 You know, there's an old English tradition that when a gentlemen 220 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:37,038 meets a lady as beautiful as yourself, he buys her a drink. 221 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,247 May I? 222 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,957 - Oh, she's really afraid. 223 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,709 - Yeah, it's not... i'm good with dogs. 224 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,920 Dogs usually like me. 225 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,130 I wonder what it is. 226 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,716 - Oh, the monster. 227 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,384 - What? - What? 228 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,739 - Maybe she'll like the bar better. 229 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,932 Get her a little water, maybe they'll have some... 230 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,308 Little bowl with water. 231 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,727 I think... I bet they'll do that, it's a nice train. 232 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,978 - Hmm. 233 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,147 - Should we go there? - Maybe. 234 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,733 - Okay, yes, madame. - Oh, of course. 235 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,370 - Hey, how long have you been up? 236 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,537 - Oh, hey, sorry. 237 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,749 Um, I got up just before you did. 238 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,668 Beat the alarm by one minute. 239 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,670 - Um, I was thinking, since you're finished 240 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,339 with your invention, we should celebrate. 241 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,965 -Yeah, sure. 242 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,635 - We could go to oberge, and I'll call Raymond 243 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,720 - and get our old table. - Good, yeah, do that. 244 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:40,805 Good, good. 245 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,515 - Okay, great, I'll just, um... 246 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,997 - Oh, boy. 247 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,348 Okay. 248 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,251 - Okay. 249 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,946 - You wish to see us? 250 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,466 - I thought one of you might know what happened 251 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,575 to the baggage man. 252 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,494 - I haven't the remotest idea. 253 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,078 - What about you? 254 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,517 - Perhaps it had something to do with what's inside that crate. 255 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,043 - I agree with you. 256 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,462 He was trying to open it when something happened! 257 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,215 - What? 258 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:43,844 - Sorry, oop, coming through. - Sorry. That wasn't me. 259 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,472 - Fortunately, he was interrupted. 260 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,016 - Why are you so worried about it being opened? 261 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,810 - It may be my fault. 262 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,520 I asked the baggage man to take a look. 263 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,772 I was curious. 264 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,315 - It was no concern of yours. 265 00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,485 Or of yours. 266 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,904 - Konev, see if you can open the crate with that. 267 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,324 Go ahead! 268 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,807 - Sorry, I just had to say, Peter cushing... 269 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,225 - My god. - I'm a huge fan. 270 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,727 - Dr. Wells. - The baggage man. 271 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,831 - What was in there? - Christopher Lee. This is nuts. 272 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,457 - I told you a fossil. - You guys are great. 273 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,482 Okay, keep going. 274 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,984 - Lived two million years ago. 275 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,621 You made it. 276 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:55,666 - Don't get up, please. 277 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,792 - Please. 278 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,172 - Where did you disappear to? 279 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,925 - Oh, earlier, yes, I'm sorry about that. 280 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,804 I was in another part of the train. 281 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,814 -You know, I heard there was a murder. 282 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,316 - Yes, yes, there was. 283 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,319 I... I fear there'll be others too. 284 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,113 But... you'll be safe with me. 285 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,990 I promise. 286 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,867 - That's funny. 287 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,870 Because I feel with you, I'm in great danger. 288 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,747 - With me? Nah. 289 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,795 Danger of what? 290 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,016 - Oh my god, I've been in love with you since I was a boy. 291 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,601 You and only you. 292 00:23:55,643 --> 00:24:00,356 - Uh. How is that possible? 293 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:04,735 - Oh, countess, you'll soon learn, anything is possible. 294 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,976 - Oh, hey. 295 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,270 - Hey. 296 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,855 - What's going on? 297 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,148 Are you sick? 298 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,317 - Sss... yeah. 299 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,903 Yeah, you know, I think I... I think I am getting sick. 300 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,571 - Of course you are. 301 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,699 You've been working so hard. 302 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,660 - We need to get you to bed. - Yes. 303 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,371 - Dinner. - Mm-hmm. 304 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,789 - No. - No, no, it's fine. 305 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:02,876 - No, it's not fine. You go. 306 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,044 - What? - Yeah. 307 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,422 You should go, you deserve it. 308 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,757 You know what? Call one of your friends. 309 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,511 Just go. Have a great time, really. 310 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:15,764 Oh god, I... I'm really sick. 311 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,307 This is not good. 312 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,190 - Okay, well, I'll see you then. 313 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:30,571 - Hey. - Uh, hey. 314 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,490 - That was Millicent from the tennis club. 315 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,993 So if you're feeling well enough to stay home alone, 316 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,203 I'm gonna go to oberge with her. 317 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,998 - Oh, yeah, totally, honey, I'll be okay. 318 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,916 I just wish I could go. 319 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,835 I love that place. 320 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:45,961 Well, have fun. 321 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:48,172 Tell her I say hi. 322 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,758 - Have fun, but not too much fun. - Okay. 323 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,885 Alright, well, feel better. 324 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,220 Thanks. 325 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,481 - Man: Hello? - Hi, dad. 326 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:49,733 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 327 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,152 I know we haven't spoken in such a long time. 328 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,533 Man: How is your husband? 329 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,034 - He's... he's fine. 330 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,745 He's fine, we are good. 331 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,182 He's actually, um... he's working on a new invention right now, 332 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,499 believe it or not. 333 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,628 Who paid for it? 334 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:12,214 - Well, the money's not really the point, dad. 335 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,716 Man: You sure about that? 336 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,415 - Simon! 337 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,590 - Simon? 338 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,952 Simon: Oh my god. 339 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:27,956 Holy shit. 340 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,466 - Hello, Simon. 341 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,844 - I didn't hear you come in. 342 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,222 - No, you didn't. 343 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,016 I was just in the office 344 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,895 finishing up some paperwork. 345 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,355 Good night, countess. 346 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:21,551 Simon: 347 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:48,620 Renee: 348 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,973 - Very curious. 349 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:09,725 - Scalpel. - Mm-hmm. 350 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,272 - Can you keep that still? - Mm. 351 00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:21,153 - What is he doing? 352 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,863 - Pre pan. 353 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:34,458 Count, I'm Renee sherman. 354 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,794 I have heard so much about you. 355 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:42,341 You see, my husband is sleeping with your wife. 356 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,426 - Band saw. 357 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,844 - Here you are, doctor. 358 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,562 - It's true, ask her. 359 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,230 Ask her where she was last night. 360 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:02,819 Tell him. 361 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,697 - Can you tell me how he died? 362 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,536 - Smooth as a baby's bottom. 363 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,747 You saw this man today and he was normal? 364 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:16,124 - Absolutely. - Renee: Tell him. 365 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,793 Tell him where you were. 366 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,754 - He will never be yours. 367 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,297 [Gaspsi 368 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,847 - What's so special about this brain? 369 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:36,144 - Learning and memory are engraved on the normal brain, 370 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:38,480 leaving a wrinkled surface. 371 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:45,153 This brain has been drained, the memory has been removed. 372 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,823 Like chalk erased from a blackboard. 373 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,485 - He loves me! 374 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,820 He loves me! 375 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,113 - You know what? Fuck you! 376 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,865 Keep running, countess! 377 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,867 You stay away from my husband. 378 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,702 You think you can steal him? God! 379 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,248 What is this fucking movie? I hate this movie. 380 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,709 No one's ever seen "horror express." 381 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,752 Do not make me come back 382 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,963 into this goddamn movie. 383 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,116 - You feeling better? 384 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,035 - I am, yeah. I don't know... it was weird. 385 00:33:57,077 --> 00:33:58,971 - Must have been a bug. - I don't think it was a bug. 386 00:33:58,995 --> 00:33:59,913 I think it was a feature. 387 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:01,957 - What? - Hmm? 388 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,376 - What... what's all this? 389 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:05,686 - There was a leak under the sink, 390 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,671 so I'm gonna bring all this down to the garage. 391 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:12,259 I made breakfast! 392 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:15,136 - I'll just have some coffee. - I gotta go check on the pod. 393 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,180 - Okay, honey. - Do what you gotta do. 394 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,015 - Great. - Simon? 395 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,476 - Yeah? - You said you wanted coffee. 396 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,646 Unless you didn't mean it. 397 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:30,569 Unless you said it, but you didn't mean it. 398 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,696 - No. Yeah, thanks. 399 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,199 I meant it. 400 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,997 - What is this? 401 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,627 - Who are you people? 402 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,129 Why are we in black and white? 403 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,891 - Oh, I'm in the wrong movie. 404 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:39,280 - Oh, I know this one. 405 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,990 - Cool. - Help me, man! 406 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,160 - Yeah, I'm... sorry, I can't help. 407 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,121 You'll be fine. Well, one of you will. 408 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,543 - Classic. 409 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,086 Really cool. 410 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,630 Smell. You smell the zombies. 411 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,006 That shouldn't be good. 412 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,217 You guys are in a struggle for your life, sorry. 413 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,677 But amazing! 414 00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:06,891 - Oh, whoa. 415 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,436 Oh, oh, man, oh my god. 416 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,229 Genuinely scary. 417 00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,564 So good. 418 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:18,361 - This is really cool. - I wish I could stay. 419 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:21,406 Uh, I can't. I don't belong here. 420 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:22,782 But so cool. 421 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,367 Alright, bye-bye. 422 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:31,082 My thumb. 423 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,423 - Hold on, hold on, ah! 424 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:39,674 I'm trapped. 425 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:43,344 Help! Renee, push the button! Help! 426 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,864 Wait, wait, wait, I'm in the wrong movie. 427 00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:45,847 Stop, pause, pause. 428 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,767 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Help! 429 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,478 Renee, push the button! 430 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,481 Renee! Help! 431 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:58,943 Renee! Renee! Wait! 432 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,612 Mm. 433 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,893 - Man: Airbase 51, hailing all frequencies towards the creek. 434 00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:17,063 Tarmac has been compromised, they have taken over. 435 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,232 We fall back 436 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,109 Find, bolt door seven. 437 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:22,986 Proceed with extreme caution. 438 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,362 Good luck.