1 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,284 Guy: Trick or treat, asshole. 2 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:28,320 Creature: 3 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:51,134 Creature: 4 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,021 -J "j" 5 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,886 Guy and girl: Trick or treat. 6 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,262 Little girl: Trick or treat. 7 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,023 Kids: Trick or treat. 8 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,907 - Hey, Pete. Where's Skeeter? 9 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:40,911 - I haven't seen him yet. - We are the first. 10 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:44,790 - Are we? Kinda wished we were... 11 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,334 - Wish we were what? 12 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,920 - This is the last time, isn't it, Pete? 13 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:54,549 The last time meeting like this? All alone? 14 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:57,344 - We gotta stick to the rules, Jill. 15 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,012 - The rules. Yeah. 16 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,224 - We're... golden dragons, right? 17 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:05,185 Both: Part of a club. 18 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,770 - Part of a club. 19 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:09,856 Plus, she's the only dragon we got with boobs. 20 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,983 - Can't see much boob in this lumpy outfit. 21 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,819 - Hmm, can't see much without it. 22 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,363 - Hey, screw you, mush-mouth! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 23 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:20,927 You guys planning on getting hitched 24 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,536 before or after the baby? 25 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,496 - Shut up. 26 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,581 - Hey, where's Bobby? - And Skeeter? 27 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,709 - I haven't seen 'em yet. 28 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,169 - Look, man, gotta get this show on the road. 29 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,380 I'm hungry. Come on. 30 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,342 I said old lady Morton's place. 31 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,678 Now, she's always good for a milky way. 32 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,596 - She is not on the route, binky. 33 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,682 - Eh, screw the route. - Hey. 34 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,058 Remember what happened last time? 35 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,269 We almost scared the poor lady half to death. 36 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,855 - Oh, yeah. - That was funny. 37 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,440 That was a classic. 38 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,733 Kids: Trick or treat! 39 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,033 People: Trick or treat. 40 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,372 - Jill: Hey, look, there's reevestein. 41 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,541 -And the group nears completion. 42 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,501 - Hey, Bobby! Over here. 43 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,886 - Same old stupid skeleton suit, huh? 44 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,196 - Picked up any loot yet, Bobby? 45 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,489 - I thought we weren't supposed to start 46 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,390 'til we was all together. 47 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,559 Club rules and all that. 48 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,269 You look like a walking pimple, bradwell. 49 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,646 - Well, then it must be like looking in the mirror. 50 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,416 You ever consider cleaning that piece of shit outfit? 51 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,859 - You ever consider kissing my Halloween ass? 52 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:39,070 - We can't start without Skeeter and I haven't seen him yet. 53 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,364 - He's down by the old iron gate, being a pain. 54 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,492 - Why? - He says he's sick 55 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,828 of this Halloween stuff, says he's too old for it. 56 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,873 - We're too old for it. - Well, I second that bullshit. 57 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,684 - 'Kay. Did you tell him it was the last time? 58 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,502 - No, I'm not his brother, Pete, 59 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,646 so I don't tell him how to hold his dick when he pees, 60 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,880 you tell him. 61 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,259 - Come on. 62 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,850 Jill: Hey. Hey, Skeeter. 63 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,186 - You just can't quit, skeet. - Okay? 64 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,021 I mean, you're a golden dragon, 65 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,940 an important member of this club. 66 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,359 I mean... you helped build with the treehouse, remember? 67 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,113 Look, hey. 68 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:27,077 Look, I know how you feel, but we all made a pledge. 69 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,955 You know, gave our honor. Like a family. 70 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:35,502 Just... one more time, skeet, and we can kiss off 71 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:39,714 these stupid costumes and... be whatever we wanna be. 72 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:40,882 Come on, what do you say? 73 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,176 - He's tired, Pete. - He wants to rest. 74 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,178 - Well, he's not the only one. 75 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,641 - Come on. 76 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,939 Let's do this. 77 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,542 - Don't look at me like that. - Don't look at me like that. 78 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,752 Kids: Trick or treat! 79 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,171 All: Trick or treat. 80 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:27,012 - Trick or treat, Mr. Bodener. - Dear god, not you. 81 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,639 - In the flesh, so to speak. - No, I don't know you. 82 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,099 Don't know anything about you. 83 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,852 - Well, you are currently addressing the golden dragons, 84 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:37,105 who are in dire need of sustenance, so... 85 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,356 Kindly hand over the goods 86 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,151 and spare us the candy corn crap. 87 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,612 - Here, just take it all. - Take it. 88 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:49,784 - Kind of slim pickings, ah, Mr. Bodener? 89 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,538 - Suckers. That what you think of us, bodener, huh? Suckers? 90 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,875 Oh, dear, dear, and after all these years. 91 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:00,587 - Well, I... the missus made some cake yesterday, 92 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:03,006 - maybe I can go down... - We're not about yesterday. 93 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,466 Mr. Bodener. 94 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,676 - Well, I guess we kind of are. 95 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,053 But you would know all about that, 96 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,596 wouldn't you, bodener? 97 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,098 About a lot of yesterdays, am I right? 98 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,768 - Come on, guys, that's enough, leave him alone. 99 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,978 - Pete: Yeah, Jill's right. - Binky, let's go. 100 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,078 - Pissed himself. - He did not. 101 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,247 - Did too. Pissed himself on his own front porch. 102 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,666 Freaking loser. 103 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,627 - Just shut up and eat, huh? - Mm. You saw it, Jill. 104 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,922 Big damp spot right on his pants, am I right? 105 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,216 - I wasn't watching his balls, that's your hobby. 106 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,093 Oh! 107 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,761 - Pissed his dighty. 108 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,401 - Trick or treat, Mrs. Collins. 109 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:25,463 - Ooh, hot muffins. - Not bad, Mrs. Collins. 110 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:29,426 - Mmm, some of these are blueberry. 111 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,554 I'm not too fond of blueberry. What else you got? 112 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:36,933 - I... I can make you a nice ham sandwich, binky. 113 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,352 That is you in the devil costume, isn't it? 114 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,937 Binky bradwell? 115 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,732 - No. It's Michael meyers, Ms. Collins. 116 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,401 - Monsters! You goddamn little monsters! 117 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,319 - No, no, Ralph, no, don't. 118 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,196 - Binky: Enter the vengeful husband. 119 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,865 How goes it, ralphie-boy? 120 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,576 Hey, people started naming their kids Ralph. 121 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,745 - Think you can get away with this every year, do you? 122 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,014 Think you can terrorize the whole town?! 123 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,664 - Hmm, gracious, no. 124 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,417 Just this one piece-of-shit neighborhood. 125 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,419 - Knock it off, reevestein. 126 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,212 Come on, guys, let's get out of here. 127 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,309 - Ralph: Every year you just keep coming back. 128 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,019 You destroyed our lives. 129 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,563 He was our only son. 130 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,774 Our only boy. 131 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,817 First it was the smiths, then the kidners, 132 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:31,154 then the bodeners, last year was us. 133 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,031 Who's next, you psychotic little bastards? 134 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,033 When will you stop?! 135 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,786 - When we're through, Mr. Collins. 136 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:01,267 - Doesn't look much like a treehouse now, does it? 137 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,353 - Doesn't look much like a tree. 138 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,612 -All things must pass. 139 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,906 - Look who's suddenly brimming with nostalgia. 140 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,451 - Hmm, I didn't think you had it in you, bradwell. 141 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,953 - I had it in me. 142 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,292 - Pete: You thinking about mom and dad? 143 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,549 I miss them too. 144 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:04,497 - So, here we are. 145 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,499 - Here we are at last. 146 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,084 Long, long last. 147 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,628 - Well, it better be the very damn last. 148 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,424 - Look, before you guys start getting all sentimental, 149 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,176 I don't think nobody's here. 150 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,137 - Nah, they're here. Come on. 151 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,071 - Trick or treat, Mrs. Hathaway. 152 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,490 - All: Trick or treat, Mrs. Hathaway. 153 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,412 - Trick, I guess. 154 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:06,893 - Oh, Eddie. Oh, Eddie. 155 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,394 Where are you? 156 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,824 - Is Eddie home, Mrs. Hathaway? 157 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,912 - No. 158 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,330 - You sure about that? 159 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,417 He went to his grandparents'. 160 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,212 He won't be back for a month. 161 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,130 - Or a year... maybe. 162 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,928 - Get out! 163 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,973 Every one of you, or I swear I'll shoot. 164 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,642 - Where's Eddie, Mrs. Hathaway? 165 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:53,481 - I said... - Get out now! 166 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,693 - We need Eddie, Mrs. Hathaway. 167 00:12:56,734 --> 00:13:01,030 We need him to break the cycle. 168 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,992 - I'm warning you, one more step 169 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,952 and I'll fire. 170 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:09,664 - Then fire, Mrs. Hathaway. - Shoot me. 171 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,457 Then shoot binky, and Bobby, and Jill, 172 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,584 and even little Skeeter. 173 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,312 If that's really what you think is the answer, 174 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,673 if you really think that that will square things, 175 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,300 make it all better. 176 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,927 - Jill: Is that what you think, ma'am? 177 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,054 You think we really wanna be here? 178 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,402 I can't do this anymore. 179 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:43,448 Year after year, I worried he'd be next. 180 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,327 I watched as you took the others... one by one. 181 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,457 - Hello, Eddie. 182 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,213 Eddie: Okay. 183 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,343 - If she's too chicken-shit to do it, then I will. 184 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,345 You too, dickhead. 185 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:09,766 - Then do it, Eddie. - Pull the trigger. Do it. 186 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,309 Killing things is quick. 187 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,227 - Letting them grow is what takes time. 188 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,272 - I'll do it. I ain't afraid. 189 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,316 - Yeah? Then how come you've been hiding behind 190 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,319 your mother's apron strings for all these years, 191 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,864 just like all your other candy-ass friends? 192 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,997 No, no! No! 193 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,792 - It's no good, Eddie, they'll just keep coming back. 194 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,837 - I am innocent! Mom! - Don't let them do this! 195 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,756 - They'll find us everywhere we go. 196 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,218 - Don't let them do this! - Get off of me! 197 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:51,015 - Mom! Help me, please! - Please! 198 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,566 - Jill, did you need help with that? 199 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,612 - No, it's okay, I got this. 200 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:10,535 Please, no. No! 201 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,537 I tell you, it was a Halloween prank, 202 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,996 no one was supposed to get hurt. 203 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,416 -Yeah, well, people did get hurt. 204 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,085 - Didn't they, Eddie? - Eddie: But not by me. 205 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,837 It was the other guys' idea. 206 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:24,507 The other guys who started the whole thing! 207 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,426 You saw it, Skeeter. 208 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,094 Tell 'em it wasn't me. 209 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,221 Tell 'em I'm innocent. 210 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,688 Oh, god! Oh, my god! 211 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:48,531 - Hey, remember this? - Yeah, you brought this. 212 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,242 - That same night. - This is murder. 213 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,495 - Yeah, that's the same thing all your old friends said. 214 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:59,917 - Please. Please, please. No. 215 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,921 Oh, please! No! 216 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,740 - Alright, let's see what it is, man, 'cause I've been waiting 217 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,725 - this entire game. - Pretty good. 218 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,185 - Oh, 23. - That's what I thought. 219 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,728 - Ah! - I was on it. 220 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,814 - Hey, guys, it's dark. - Time for trick or treat. 221 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:25,443 - Alright. Somewhere out there, there is a milky way 222 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,736 with my name on it. 223 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,863 - Binky, do you ever stop eating? 224 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,782 - Why would I? - Come on. I'm ready, let's go. 225 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,454 - Hey, guys, it's stuck. 226 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,122 - Uh, the frame's probably warped 227 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,166 from the wet weather. 228 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,208 Here. 229 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,546 No. Wait. 230 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,965 No, it's really stuck, it won't open. 231 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,967 Guys, look down there, 232 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,469 isn't that Eddie hathaway's gang? 233 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,804 - Eddie: - It's gonna be hilarious. 234 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,182 - What the hell are they doing down there? 235 00:16:56,224 --> 00:17:00,978 - Hey! Losers! - Shit. Is that a match? 236 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,233 Ooh. 237 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,404 Whoa! 238 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,199 Hey, you better climb down and run home to mama! 239 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,451 Gang: 240 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,181 Eddie: You kids better run, 241 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,748 it's gonna go up fast! 242 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,625 Wooh! 243 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,044 -Alright, guys, I think we scared them off. 244 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,089 - We need to get out. Go! - Let's go! 245 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,341 - Jill: It's not funny! - Binky: Somebody help! 246 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:34,929 - Pete: No, Eddie! Eddie! - Bobby: Please! Help! Help! 247 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,014 Pete: Open the door! No! 248 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,564 - You're crazy! - You can't get away with this?! 249 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,483 Why not, Eddie? 250 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,860 - You did. - Eddie: 251 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,142 - Well, that's that. 252 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,102 - Not soon enough for me. 253 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:27,064 - It's good to be home, though, gotta admit. 254 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,442 Are you sure you got enough to eat now, bradwell. 255 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,235 - Shut up, reevestein. 256 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,904 You're just jealous 'cause my costume's cooler than yours. 257 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,491 - Yeah, real cool. - Like a figure skater. 258 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,126 - I guess I'll see you in... 259 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,420 - In... my dreams. 260 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,615 - Get some rest now, skeet. - You hear me? 261 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,116 Get some rest. 262 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,459 I wish we'd known each other longer, skeet. 263 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,131 - Pete: I love you, little brother. 264 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,519 Ah! Ah, ah! 265 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,065 - What? No, no, no, no, no. 266 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,735 Fuck! 267 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,196 - Um, hi, why are you facetiming me? 268 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,782 - Fucking seriously?! - Yes, seriously. 269 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,326 Look, I meant everything that I said. 270 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,412 You going home to beg your dad for money 271 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:54,623 doesn't magically erase our situation. 272 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,668 Where are you? Are you drunk dialing me? 273 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,883 Carla: Are you high? 274 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,235 - What's that got to do with anything? 275 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,344 - A lot actually. 276 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,890 Look, this... whole breakup, it's... it's not you, it's me, 277 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,975 that's what I'm supposed to say, right? 278 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,643 I can't. Right? Not without lying, 279 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,103 and I don't fee like lying. 280 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,146 - But I... - [Just want 281 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,647 somebody motivated. 282 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,524 Justin, [feel like you wouldn't even care 283 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,235 if you got bounced from university tomorrow. 284 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,196 - I'm pacing myself! - Okay. 285 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,074 Well, you get something going, let me know, 286 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,618 we can maybe talk about this. 287 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:34,872 But until then, I gotta go, okay? Bye! 288 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:37,726 - I with some bad bitch and a bag of weed I 289 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:42,272 I with some bad hos and a bag of weed I 290 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,404 I I don't know your name, yo I 291 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,114 I park behind that range, bro I 292 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,199 I tell your girls take they loubis off I 293 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,534 I and light that screen, though I 294 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,160 I come in, then, introduce yourself I 295 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,870 I then turn up, girl, lose yourself I 296 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,622 I don't keep nothing to yourself I 297 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,249 I you should let me do yourself I 298 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,959 I I ain't gonna fuck with her no'mo' I 299 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,585 I after a while, that shit got old I 300 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,295 I rather party at my crib I 301 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,047 I and walk around versace, bro I 302 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,716 I we jamming like we supposed I 303 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,426 I we puffing that reefer, bro I 304 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,052 I shut that door and keep it closed I 305 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,971 I we smoking and freaking, ho I 306 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,556 I I'm wearing expensive clothes I 307 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,224 I don't gotta convince these hoes I 308 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,435 I I did not choose to be this cold I 309 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,395 I I was simply shown this way so good I 310 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,718 I these women, these fools, no point, they have no strut I 311 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:28,485 iaii I need is a bad bitch and a bag of weed I 312 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,280 I just some bad hos and a bag of weed I 313 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,329 - Man: - Please. Please help me. 314 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:49,465 Yeah, okay, Alex, I'll do just that. 315 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,216 You have to blow me first, okay? 316 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,387 Alex. 317 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,975 Alex, I know you're fucking with me, dude. 318 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,352 Man: There is no Alex here. 319 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,541 Man: Please. 320 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,347 What the hell, man? 321 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:42,267 Please, turn my face out of my suitcase 322 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,771 so I may speak clearly. 323 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,189 - What? 324 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,816 - Please. 325 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:04,206 Man: 326 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,209 - I mean, really, what the actual fuck? 327 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,419 - Please, do not hit me. 328 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:15,801 - What happened to you? 329 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:20,055 - I offended someone... - I ought not have offended. 330 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:23,100 - You got that right, you look like a bento box. 331 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,102 - Will you help me? - How? 332 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,105 I mean, you look like you need a hospital, like, yesterday. 333 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,274 Let's, uh, let's put you in my car, 334 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,484 - and I'll take... - Man: That's very kind of you. 335 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,246 But there is nothing that a western hospital 336 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:37,156 can do to help with this condition. 337 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,783 - Are you kidding? No, they... - They... they can do anything, 338 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,136 I mean, there's this kid in my school 339 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,245 who wrecked his motorcycle and lost his legs, 340 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,247 and so now he uses these pogo stick things 341 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,766 - that they made for him... - Man: Yes, but... 342 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,017 And now he's, like, good at basketball, 343 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,169 which is weird, 'cause he, like, sucked before, 344 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:53,005 and now he's some sort of unstoppable cyborg. 345 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,816 - It's very interesting... - Justin: I think it's going 346 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,842 to his head, really, because now he's mopping up 347 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,862 the court with everybody and talking smack about it, 348 00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,305 - but not in a funny way... - Excuse me, please. 349 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:04,808 I do not mean to interrupt, but I am in a great 350 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,019 degree of pain, and I cannot give your schoolyard drama 351 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,855 the attention I'm certain that it deserves. 352 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:13,233 - Right, uh, I was taking you to the hospital. 353 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,820 - Man: No! - Justin: Why not? 354 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:20,824 - Because... they will find me. 355 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:24,578 - Who? What, the guys who did this to you? 356 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,374 Oh, hang on if... if people are looking for you, 357 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,960 that means that they are gonna come here, I... 358 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,442 I gotta take you back to the airport. 359 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:40,886 - If you just remove me from the suitcase, 360 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,555 I may be able to walk away under my own power. 361 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:47,392 - Oh, okay, okay, great, cool, that'd be awesome, thank you. 362 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:51,581 I don't really wanna be a downer, it's just... 363 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,066 It looks like the suitcase is kind of the only thing 364 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,567 keeping you together right now 365 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:58,278 and I can't have you spilling out and dying everywhere, 366 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,989 - I'm barely renting... - Stop talking. 367 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:03,867 Please. 368 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:07,412 Just remove me from the suitcase. 369 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:10,249 Start with my feet. It's okay. 370 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:34,606 - Yes, it is real, an unfortunate condition 371 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:40,070 causes me to produce gold when I am in pain. 372 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:44,116 - What... wait. What? How? - I do not know how. 373 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:47,202 - It's just not possible. - I am afraid that since you 374 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,579 are holding a coin you saw come out of my mouth, 375 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,915 the burden of disproof is upon you. 376 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,879 But I do not wish to talk. 377 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,591 Perhaps we can try again to free me later. 378 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,136 Any wealth produced by our efforts will, of course, 379 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:08,390 be yours to keep in consideration of your... 380 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:12,811 Valuable... assistance... 381 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,986 Man: They will find me. 382 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,363 Justin: 383 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:05,548 If people are looking for you, 384 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,324 that means that they're gonna come here. 385 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,286 Justin: Wait! 386 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:42,317 - Well, what you got here is a gold 100 kurush coin 387 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:45,028 from the time of Abdul amin the second. 388 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,446 Not a lucky guy. 389 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,281 He died after the first world war, 390 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,242 along with the ottoman empire. 391 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:53,161 - But is it valuable? 392 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,497 - You heard me say it was gold, right? 393 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,916 Of course it's valuable. 394 00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:59,584 How you come about that? 395 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,628 - I found it in some luggage. 396 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,840 - Nice. How about I give you $275? 397 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,526 - You should've asked for $350. 398 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,821 He had to give you at least $325. 399 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,364 Why didn't you call me? 400 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,575 - I did, we're having lunch. 401 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:35,245 - No, I mean to negotiate. - You suck at this shit. 402 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,832 No offense, but you kinda let people walk all over you. 403 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,834 Like Carla, for example. 404 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:43,295 - Yeah, that's not a problem anymore. 405 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:47,090 - You okay? - Nah, of course you're not. 406 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:52,220 She's, uh... She's something. 407 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:54,598 What about that coin? Where did you, uh... 408 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,033 Where did you say you found that, again? 409 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,310 In some luggage. 410 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,728 - Is there more? 411 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,106 - Maybe. 412 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,901 - Bullshit. I'm calling blazing bullshit. 413 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,822 Not that I'm mad, I would lie to you about where 414 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:12,407 I was getting $500 gold pieces... Even saying $500 gold pieces. 415 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:14,701 That's some dungeons and dragons shit, man. 416 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:15,983 What'd you do, roll up a dwarf? 417 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:21,082 - Get away from me. - What are you doing here? 418 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,918 - I told you I was coming to get my stuff. 419 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,586 - What's wrong? - I always knew you were 420 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:27,130 a lot of things, Justin, but never a murderer. 421 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:41,811 Justin: Alex, guys, wait! 422 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,827 Man, Carla and Alex: 423 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,789 - Fuck. - Why... why is he in there? 424 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,041 - Justin, what did you do?! - Me? Nothing no! 425 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,334 I found him that way. 426 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,211 -And you just left him in there?! 427 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,712 Shouldn't we get him out? 428 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,315 - Oh, yeah, great idea, why didn't I think of that? 429 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:11,508 Look, it's a bit more complicated. 430 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,468 - Man: - Carla: 431 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:16,388 - Here, let me help you. - Man: 432 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,731 - Justin: Let's do it again. - Carla: Okay. 433 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:39,536 - Carla: What was that? - Man: It's too much. 434 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,830 - Justin: I don't know, it happened last night, too. 435 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,873 - I think we should stop. - Man: I need to rest. 436 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,601 - Carla: You need to rest? - Man: It's too much. 437 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:49,212 - Carla: We need to get you out. - Man: Please. Please. 438 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,880 - Come here. 439 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,800 Just come here. 440 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,553 - You found it in a suitcase. - Yeah. 441 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,638 - Okay, guys, how the fuck is he doing that? 442 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,891 - It doesn't matter how he's doing it, he's doing it. 443 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,703 This is amazing, man, we're gonna be fucking rich. 444 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,288 - Whoa, first of all, "we"? - Second of all... 445 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,539 - Okay, somebody please explain to me 446 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:08,732 - what the fuck's going on? - Yeah, "we." 447 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,692 We're gonna be rich. We're roommates, man, 448 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,336 - we share everything, right? - What about him? 449 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,629 - Not everything, and second of all, 450 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,453 we're just gonna help him get out of the case. 451 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,657 - Excuse me, young sir. 452 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,203 - Maybe we can make some money. 453 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,582 - Man: No. No. - Justin, is this real? 454 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:26,976 - Man: Not you, the other young sir. 455 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,644 - This is gold, right? - Nothing bad's gonna happen 456 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,962 to anybody... I feel like something bad's gonna happen 457 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,505 if we keep him around for too long. 458 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,508 - Man: Stop! - Stop, stop, no! 459 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,361 No, young sir, please! Please! 460 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:40,680 - We can't. - I know! 461 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:43,642 - Alex, what are you doing? - What are you doing, man? 462 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,018 - Alex. - Alex. Jesus. 463 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,062 Man: 464 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,943 Oh, he's not going anywhere. 465 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,697 - Yeah, okay. 466 00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:01,242 We keep him for 48 hours and then we let him go. 467 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,661 - Deal. 468 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,288 Man: 469 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,297 - I bring it back to life I 470 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:17,550 I back to reality I 471 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,387 I gonna get some crows, leave it alone, triple og status I 472 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,263 I a town's very own I 473 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,557 I party people in the club, it's time to cut the rug I 474 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:35,902 I baby-babe, you're in my system I 475 00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:41,032 I baby-babe, tell me you miss me I 476 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,284 I now this goes out to all my players in the back I 477 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,078 I sipping 'gnac in the round corners I 478 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,169 I and this goes out to all my ladies in the front I 479 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,131 I what you want? Baby, if you wanna breathe, go I 480 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,841 - Oh, fuck. 481 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,100 I you're in my system I 482 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,401 - Smoke a bowl? 483 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:25,827 Man in suitcase: 484 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,540 - Why did you stop? 485 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:35,336 Man: 486 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,720 - Carla: Hit him again, what are you waiting for? 487 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,055 - Look, I don't know if he can take a higher setting. 488 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,033 - That's what you said before you turned it up last time 489 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,642 and look how much is coming out. 490 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:50,602 - I think we should stop. 491 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,061 Alex: No. 492 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:57,192 Man: No. It is okay. 493 00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:00,278 I do not deserve any better. 494 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,739 Do whatever you will. 495 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:08,161 I-I think... my heart will stop soon. Please. 496 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,416 - No, hey, what the fuck?! - Did you hear what he said? 497 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,252 - Justin, don't be such a dick. 498 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:20,215 We're about to get everything that we've ever wanted here. 499 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,609 That cherry red challenger you've been eyeing, 500 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,384 that's yours, man. 501 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,237 I mean, with this kind of money we're close to being able 502 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:28,723 to buy vacation homes somewhere tax-sheltery... 503 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,767 With boats! 504 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,477 - Fucking boats, man. 505 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:36,064 - No, we agreed, 48 hours. 506 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,105 Alex. 507 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,628 There comes a time where you're gonna need to ask yourself 508 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,779 - who you wanna be? - Why is he still talking? 509 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:46,825 - I wanna be rich. - [Wanna be rich. 510 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:50,036 Fucking look around. Open your fucking eyes. 511 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,705 With this kind of money, you can buy your dad's business 512 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,415 and make him work for you. 513 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,893 - No, no, no, you two are fucking evil. 514 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,252 This is bullshit. 515 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:00,213 - Justin, how did you think this was gonna end? 516 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,695 - I didn't think it was gonna end up with us being murderers?! 517 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,306 I'm calling the cops. 518 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,480 Justin: No! 519 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:18,898 What are you doing?! 520 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,817 Carla: 521 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,567 - What do we do now? 522 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:06,779 - Um... we run. 523 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:10,325 That's what we do, we... We get the hell out of here. 524 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:15,914 This kind of money, it'll... It'll take us to Paris, to... 525 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:19,000 To rio... maybe constantinople. 526 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,668 - That's not a place anymore. 527 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,128 - Shut up. 528 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,506 - What do we do about him? 529 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,845 - I say we get one last jackpot and Blaze. 530 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,938 Oh, no, please don't. 531 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,814 You naughty children. 532 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:50,365 You're so naughty. 533 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,576 How will this world contain your wickedness? 534 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:06,506 Yes! Yes! Yeah! 535 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:45,169 Carla: No! No! No! 536 00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:48,923 - Carla and Alex: - Evil genie: 537 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,299 - How was your visit to our fair city? 538 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:34,802 - It was delightful, most productive, as always. 539 00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:36,804 I trust everything is in order? 540 00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:39,348 - First class, window seat, arriving in Istanbul 541 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:40,641 at 9:30 am. 542 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:41,785 -And you're quite certain you'll be able 543 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,853 to accommodate my bags. 544 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,522 - For a customer as loyal as you? Anything. 545 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,903 Carla: 546 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:56,574 - No! - Alex: Help me! 547 00:42:56,616 --> 00:43:01,788 Carla and Alex: