1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:04,730 -(rock music playing, muted) -(people chattering) 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,570 ANNOUNCER: You're The Worst. The final season. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,740 Premieres January on FXX. 4 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,080 FX presents... 5 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,950 American Horror Story: Apocalypse. 6 00:00:30,860 --> 00:00:33,230 Can I help you? 7 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:35,500 I'm here to visit the founders 8 00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:37,430 of this venerable institution-- 9 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,740 Mr. Mutt Nutter 10 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:43,110 and Mr. Jeff Pfister. 11 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:47,940 The fine security staff downstairs were kind enough 12 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:49,950 to give me directions to the correct floor. 13 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:52,520 The floor is the only thing you have correct. 14 00:00:52,550 --> 00:00:55,920 You do not have an appointment, nor are you carrying a package, 15 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:57,920 so you don't have any business here. 16 00:00:57,950 --> 00:01:00,520 Quite right. 17 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,460 Your employers are fortunate to have someone 18 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:05,330 with your skills guarding their privacy. 19 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,930 I don't respond to flattery. 20 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,930 Nor can you recognize sarcasm. 21 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:14,070 You need to turn around and go back the way you came. 22 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:18,970 Mm. You need to take me to your employers. Now. 23 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:21,940 You might as well ask me to explain your hair. 24 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:27,150 How did you get past security without an appointment? 25 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:29,790 I did something like this. 26 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:32,090 (reciting spell in Latin) 27 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:39,200 My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. 28 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:46,770 Purple is for royalty, dear, not middle management. 29 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,590 Did you put us in Outpost number Two? 30 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:05,420 Well, I thought if we had to do any last-minute troubleshooting, 31 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:07,190 all the brains should be in one place. 32 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:09,120 So while the world is burning, 33 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,160 Johansson and Lawrence and Theron are in the Bahamas... 34 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,360 and we're in West Virginia with Professor Michio Kaku. 35 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,600 He's a brilliant guy. 36 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:18,770 So was Einstein, but if it's between him 37 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,800 and Marilyn Monroe, fuck the theory of relativity. 38 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,610 I told ya, bro, genetically superior caste, 39 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,770 necessary but boring. 40 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:28,010 Well, who's gonna be in Outpost Three? 41 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,810 'Cause Langdon wants his robot there. 42 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:33,120 What? He wants the Battle Axe 9000 in Three? 43 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:35,680 Yeah, not only that, but he wants us to wipe her SSD 44 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,020 so she doesn't remember he's the Antichrist. 45 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:40,390 Well, he's the one with the triple sixes, not us. 46 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,020 It's his show. 47 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,130 What a show it's going to be. 48 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,200 Who the fuck are you?! 49 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:48,630 Hey, how'd you get past Ms. Venable? 50 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:52,130 These little symbols are Outposts for the survivors 51 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:55,040 of this little holocaust you're so gleefully anticipating. 52 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:58,170 JEFF: It's not little, lady. 53 00:02:58,210 --> 00:02:59,980 Yeah. Seven billion dead 54 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:02,380 in the first ten minutes... starting with you. 55 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:04,280 (reciting spell in Latin) 56 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,020 (panting) 57 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:12,820 Outpost Three-- where's it located? 58 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,420 (grunts) It's some place called the Hawthorne School. 59 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:19,600 He donated it 'cause it's underground, naturally shielded. 60 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:22,570 I see. 61 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,770 Mr. St. Pierre Vanderbilt 62 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:33,940 will try to purchase four tickets 63 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,610 for himself and his family. 64 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:36,950 You'll accept his offer 65 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,710 and secure him a place at Outpost Three. 66 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,680 Is that clearly understood? 67 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,250 Mm-mmm. There are no spots left. 68 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,550 Make sure there are. 69 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,890 Planning the end of the world 70 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,460 over a box of hot wings. 71 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:53,760 I suppose I must get to the most unpleasant part of my visit. 72 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,860 -What's that? -The part where I have to leave 73 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,370 before killing you both. 74 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,600 Good day. 75 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,670 (groans) 76 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:04,610 * 77 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:11,710 MALLORY: A thousand nuclear bombs? 78 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,180 How can we stop that? 79 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:14,710 We can't. 80 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:17,010 Michael's already too powerful. 81 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,480 He can counteract anything we hope to try. 82 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,150 God, I finally find my place in the world, 83 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,850 and now it's all gonna end. 84 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,120 I am not ready to die. 85 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,890 Oh, not to make it all about me. 86 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,530 Actually, it is all about you now. 87 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,860 Your father will be purchasing tickets for you and your family 88 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:37,300 to inhabit one of the Cooperative's Outposts. 89 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:39,230 Coco is the plan? 90 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:40,870 The calorie counter's gonna save humanity? 91 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:43,240 No. Mallory is. 92 00:05:43,270 --> 00:05:47,410 Coco is going to secure her place at the bunker. 93 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,880 We have one chance to use Tempus Infinituum. 94 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:53,420 And we can't risk trying it until Mallory is ready. 95 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:55,420 The only place where we know you'll survive 96 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:56,690 is under Michael's nose. 97 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,420 In one of his bunkers. 98 00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:00,520 He can smell a witch a mile away 99 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,320 like some kind of evil truffle pig. 100 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,360 He'll kill her before she can do anything. 101 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:05,860 CORDELIA: That's why we're going to place them both under 102 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:08,600 an identity spell. 103 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,940 You'll forget that you're witches. 104 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:19,610 You'll forget everything you ever knew about yourselves. 105 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,040 The spell will give you new identities, 106 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,580 new personalities. 107 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:27,380 Your job will be to demean Mallory. 108 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:31,420 Make her doubt herself in order to suppress her natural powers, 109 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:34,790 so that no one can detect her magic. 110 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,360 MYRTLE: We've modeled your new personality after Madison. 111 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:40,300 No. No, there must be another way. 112 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,600 Consider it an upgrade. 113 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,470 Will my family still remember that I'm a witch? 114 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,770 Your family won't be joining you. 115 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,540 We have to eliminate all variables that might expose you. 116 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:58,410 But can we just put them under a spell, too? 117 00:06:58,450 --> 00:07:01,580 Until the Apocalypse comes, yes. 118 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:04,490 But it would be too risky 119 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,560 to have them in the bunker with you. 120 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:09,930 MYRTLE: We'll make sure they're out of the country, 121 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:14,230 and too far from the Outposts to make it to safety in time. 122 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:17,930 My parents are good people and my brother is kind. 123 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,970 They deserve it so much more than I do. 124 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,440 MALLORY: I don't think I can be responsible 125 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:24,610 for the lives of seven billion people. 126 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,270 Yes, you can. 127 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:28,280 And when the time comes, you will. 128 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:31,110 How will I knew when that time is if I'm under a spell? 129 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:34,020 Your powers will emerge when they are ready. 130 00:07:34,050 --> 00:07:37,190 After you cast the spell... 131 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,690 will we remember you? 132 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,260 Not until the spell is broken. 133 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:45,490 And by then, we all might be piles of ash. 134 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,530 So this is good-bye. 135 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:52,130 Gather around, witches. 136 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,040 And so it falls to us 137 00:07:59,070 --> 00:08:01,840 to save mankind from itself. 138 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,380 And yes, some of us will die, 139 00:08:04,410 --> 00:08:06,650 but you two will live. 140 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,620 So the Coven will live on. 141 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:10,650 So the world will live on. 142 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,620 -You ready? -COCO: No. 143 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,590 (sniffles) 144 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,800 How could I be mean to you? 145 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,530 You've taught me everything I know. 146 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,800 You saved my life. 147 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:27,070 You are my best friend, Mallory, 148 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,200 and I am so sorry 149 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,640 for whatever comes out of my mouth on the other side. 150 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:33,140 It's okay. 151 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,510 -I know you won't mean it. -(laughing) 152 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:39,510 And spell or no spell, I'd never let anything bad happen to you. 153 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:43,350 If the world's gonna end, at least we'll be together. 154 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,490 COCO: (sniffles) 155 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,890 Okay. (sniffs) 156 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:53,930 CORDELIA: Please sit. 157 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:29,230 Memoria unda temporis est, 158 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:32,070 memoria unda 159 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:35,570 temporis est, 160 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,570 memoria unda 161 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,880 temporis est, 162 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:42,750 memoria unda 163 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,610 temporis est, 164 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:47,380 memoria unda 165 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,650 temporis est. 166 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,460 (gasps) 167 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,580 COCO: Hello! Driver lady, can you please 168 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:17,780 put the windows up? 169 00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:19,410 God, I've asked her, like, ten times, 170 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:20,750 and she keeps ignoring me. 171 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,280 You're gonna have to just push lunch. 172 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,520 It's gonna take him at least two hours 173 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:26,090 to fix this Phil Spector "trial wig" look. 174 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,990 We only booked for an hour. Please don't make me 175 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,790 call them again, Coco. Mr. Gallant 176 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,460 is the most exclusive stylist in Beverly Hills. 177 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:33,430 I had to grovel just to get this appointment. 178 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:36,670 Jesus, Mallory, I really can't do both of our jobs. 179 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,370 (tires screeching) 180 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,700 -MALLORY: Are you okay? -COCO: God. 181 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,240 All right, ladies, we're here. 182 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,610 Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please. 183 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,250 Jesus Christ. 184 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,660 -COCO: Okay... MR. GALLANT: Coco, yes? 185 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,370 Hi. Welcome, bubbeleh. 186 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,800 -Thank you. Mwa. Mwa. -Hi. 187 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,570 I'm always thrilled to meet my newest muse. 188 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,370 I'm gonna need you to clear your afternoon. 189 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,480 -Have you seen my head? Ugh! -Oh, honey, 190 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,850 a thousand apologies, but my afternoon is spoken for, 191 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,710 and I never cancel on long-time clients. 192 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,720 Okay, well... 193 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,080 charge me double, 194 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,720 and consider yourself on retainer. 195 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:35,060 So, who do we have to blame for this? 196 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,730 My crosshairs are on 197 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,230 the literal worst Uber driver in SoCal. 198 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,730 -Bitch. -(sighs heavily) 199 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,400 I'm not gonna lie, she did a number on you, but... 200 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,100 it's nothing my avocado-based moisturizing milk can't fix. 201 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,110 But I'm sorry, Coco, I'm just not gonna be able 202 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,240 to work my magic with this little church mouse 203 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,440 -hovering over your shoulder. -(Coco sighs) 204 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,880 That's my assistant, Mallory. 205 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:59,880 (loudly): Who should be out getting me 206 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,250 my hazelnut macchiato at exactly 120 degrees. 207 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,720 Sorry, Coco. My bad. Ten minutes, ten minutes. 208 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:08,260 -Okay. -(mouths) 209 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:10,530 So, what are we thinking-- are we thinking bangs, 210 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,730 -maybe something asymmetrical? -I don't even care, 211 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,860 as long as I don't look like a tornado survivor. 212 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,400 -(Mr. Gallant laughs) -You shouldn't even be here. 213 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,570 Excuse me? 214 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,400 It's a complete waste of time. 215 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,610 No offense to your stylist, but... 216 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,510 you can't improve on perfection. 217 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,480 (laughs) 218 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,580 A bowl of Moroccan Harira 219 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,990 is the perfect thing to fortify the soul. 220 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,720 No, thank you, Myrtle. I'm not hungry. 221 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,130 I want permission to burn a witch. 222 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,160 The only reason to burn a witch 223 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,670 is if said witch causes grievous harm to another. 224 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,500 What if she helped to destroy the entire coven? 225 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,570 Who? 226 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,740 Dinah Stevens. 227 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:58,410 She has a new talk show on TV. 228 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,780 I saw the ad on the side of a bus. 229 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:03,480 There is no way that bitch could get a show on television 230 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,810 without selling her soul to the devil. 231 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,580 Double-crossing us was her way to get a ticket to the Outpost. 232 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,250 -It doesn't matter. -Of course it matters. 233 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,920 We have to clear the rot. 234 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,790 Madison, you get the gasoline, I'll get the wood. 235 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,030 No. We cannot afford to do anything 236 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:20,630 that might alert Michael to our plan. 237 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,870 Delia, she will be a danger to our girls! 238 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,200 Dinah has never seen them. 239 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,600 Our identity spell is more powerful 240 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,540 than anything that voodoo queen could penetrate. 241 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,510 I want her safe and sound 242 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,680 until we are ready 243 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,650 to make her pay. 244 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,530 MALLORY: Sometimes I feel like there's someone buried inside me, 245 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,560 someone trying to claw their way out. 246 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,000 Who? 247 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:58,730 I don't know. I just want to go. 248 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,540 -Let me go. -Don't be afraid, Mallory. 249 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:03,870 I'm offering you a chance to live. 250 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,710 (booming): I said let me go! 251 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,920 (hisses) 252 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:26,360 Who are you? 253 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,580 (gasping breaths) 254 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,420 (rasps, pants) 255 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,620 (coughing) 256 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,630 Well, that sucked ass. 257 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,700 I had worms crawling up my nose 258 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:03,130 and God knows where else. 259 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,870 How long have we been buried down there? 260 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,130 MYRTLE: Oh, I don't know. 261 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:09,470 A year, maybe two. 262 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,610 The healing properties of Louisiana swamp mud, dear. 263 00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:18,380 Delia... 264 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,620 you felt it, too. 265 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:23,420 It's time. 266 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,820 * 267 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,610 * 268 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,490 Find our sisters. 269 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:07,800 (gasps) 270 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,450 -I don't know what's going on. -MYRTLE: Poor dear. 271 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,280 To be raised up and released from an identity spell 272 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,450 at the same moment. 273 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,690 Can someone please tell me what's going on? 274 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,520 What do you mean, identity spell? 275 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,290 We placed it on you for your protection. 276 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,860 Coco, too. 277 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:41,030 It kept you from knowing your true self. 278 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,360 Why? 279 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,870 Because you're special, Mallory. 280 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,540 And we need you. We need all of you. 281 00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:49,900 You're on your own with that shit. 282 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,310 I'm not here to defeat anyone. 283 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,510 LANGDON: How can any of you defeat me... 284 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:57,080 when I've already won? 285 00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:59,210 You haven't won. 286 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,480 Perhaps you haven't noticed the state of the world. 287 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,650 It's almost as bad as your dinner jacket. 288 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,820 But at least the world can be saved. 289 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,160 By you? 290 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,260 -By all of us. -Hey. 291 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,160 Get the wax out of your ears. I'm here to watch. 292 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,730 But I'm not. 293 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,370 Just don't let me die again, okay? 294 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,570 It really sucked the first time. 295 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,240 When I'm done, 296 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,370 you'll all wish you were still dead. 297 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,610 I always thought the world would end with fire and ice, 298 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,410 not witches and warlocks. 299 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,610 The seventh seal has been broken. 300 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,750 Wormwood has fallen from the sky 301 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:34,550 and turned the rivers to blood and fire. 302 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,290 The bottomless pit has been opened 303 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:41,090 and my swarms of locusts and scorpions have ravaged humanity. 304 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,530 The world has been remade in my father's image. 305 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,390 (chuckles): Darling... 306 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,800 it seems Daddy didn't tell you the most important rule 307 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,600 of bringing on the Apocalypse. 308 00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:53,300 If you want to finish the job, 309 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,740 the thing you have to do first 310 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:57,710 is get rid of all the witches. 311 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,240 Big mistake. 312 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,110 I could annihilate all of you in a second 313 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:04,410 and the world would go on without missing a beat. 314 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,120 You and all of your work will be forgotten 315 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,250 in the rubble of the past. 316 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,620 But I want to give you a future. 317 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,560 Fall to your knees and accept me as your lord and savior, 318 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,460 and I will bring you to the table 319 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:21,200 as my obedient subjects. 320 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,970 (chuckling) 321 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,300 MEAD: Imbeciles! 322 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:29,900 Fall to your knees before the king! 323 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,610 -Hail Satan! -CORDELIA: The only way 324 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,680 we would sit at your table is if your decapitated head 325 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,480 were the centerpiece. 326 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,480 DINAH: Cordelia, 327 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,650 you raised me from the dead 328 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,920 so that you would have the power of voodoo 329 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:47,490 on your side. 330 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,530 But if you know anything about who I am, 331 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:55,260 you know that the only choice I'd pick 332 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,630 would be the winner. 333 00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,100 You're half right, Dinah. 334 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,210 LAVEAU: She needed the help 335 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,640 of a powerful voodoo queen. (chuckles) 336 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:10,180 But that ain't you, sis. 337 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:14,050 -(echoing cries) -LaLAURIE: Oh, God, no more. Have mercy! 338 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,890 No more cruelty for my babies. 339 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,160 You're a monster! 340 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:24,530 Yes, I sinned. I gave no quarter. 341 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,990 But even when I was killing that bastard, 342 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:29,330 -I spared his mammy... -Shh! 343 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,170 What do you want? 344 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,570 Papa Legba told me to tell you 345 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,910 you are a pain in his ass. 346 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,510 Apparently your work has been subpar. 347 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:43,980 (exclaims quietly) 348 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:46,450 You have no heart for torture, Marie Laveau. 349 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,620 So I made him an offer I knew he couldn't refuse. 350 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,920 LAVEAU: To release me from hell, 351 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,430 Cordelia promised Papa Legba... (chuckles) 352 00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,900 the darkest and most corrupt 353 00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,370 voodoo queen's soul for mine. 354 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,370 You'll serve him well 355 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,070 in my place. 356 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:10,740 You're a fool, Marie Laveau. 357 00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:14,440 You would have done no different if you were queen. 358 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,480 No! 359 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,280 (gasps) 360 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,720 (screaming) 361 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,750 Out with the trash. 362 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,490 Give Papa my regards. 363 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,690 (clacking) 364 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,390 (speaks Latin) 365 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:35,560 (Mead grunting convulsively) 366 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,900 (mechanical whirring) 367 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,230 Ms. Mead? 368 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,970 (muffled gibberish) 369 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:52,750 * Daisy, Daisy 370 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:56,580 * Give me your answer do 371 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,390 * I'm half 372 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,890 * Crazy 373 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,830 * All for the love of 374 00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:11,100 (pitch wavering): * You... 375 00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:14,870 (whispers): You. 376 00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,980 Madison! 377 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,610 Sorry about your little toy... 378 00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:27,680 bitch. 379 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,440 (whispers): My goodness. 380 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:53,980 Smooth as silk. 381 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,450 A personal item. 382 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,150 Remember, dear-- 383 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,020 focus on it. 384 00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:09,190 Use it to locate a time and place early in Michael's life. 385 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,190 -Shed the ego. -MYRTLE: Shed the ego. 386 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,630 Disengage from this realm. 387 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,660 Place myself there 388 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,670 and say the words. 389 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,300 Tempus Infinituum. 390 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:22,500 That's our girl. 391 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,740 Bullets alone won't kill him. 392 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,510 He's become too powerful. 393 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,710 We have to find a place 394 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:30,480 to cast the spell before he wakes up. 395 00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:32,550 I'll hold him off as long as I can. 396 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,680 You've got this. 397 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,920 Go. Go! 398 00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:40,250 Come on. 399 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,560 -(gasps) -I should have been on that plane! 400 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,570 (distorted): Mallory! 401 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,040 What have you done, you cretin?! 402 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,580 It's payback, bitch. I serve it cold. 403 00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:05,610 I like it hot! Ignis. 404 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:08,120 (shouting) 405 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,450 (screams) 406 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,120 (thud) 407 00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:28,100 Oh, fuck. 408 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,770 I guess it's back to retail. 409 00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:52,260 (distorted): Balneum infinitum. 410 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,540 (blowing) 411 00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:28,500 (blowing) 412 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,530 He's coming! 413 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,540 Get her out of here! 414 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,470 No matter what happens, 415 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,670 it's better than where I was. 416 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:54,420 (speaking Creole) 417 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,860 (exhales) 418 00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:01,400 You will not pass. 419 00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:02,700 (snarl) 420 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:08,500 You're dealing with the HBIC now. 421 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:11,610 You really think your stupid voodoo spells can stop me? 422 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:15,740 (grunts, groaning) 423 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,210 -Is that all you've got? -(gasping) 424 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,590 Not exactly. 425 00:25:25,550 --> 00:25:27,760 Die again, fuck face! 426 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:30,290 (gasping) 427 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,960 (exhales) 428 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:39,670 Normally, that'd work. 429 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,700 (grunts) 430 00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:49,980 But I'm nothing like normal. 431 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,720 (snap) 432 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,460 (grunting) 433 00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:08,760 (exhales) 434 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,270 MYRTLE and CORDELIA: Balneum infinitum. 435 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,870 Dona salui conductus. 436 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,300 Dona salui conductus. 437 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,370 Balneum infinitum. 438 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,880 Dona salui conductus. 439 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,440 Don... 440 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,980 Come on, Mallory, please. 441 00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:27,980 Please. Mallory, come on, come on. 442 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,880 Look at me, look at me. You can do this. 443 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,090 You can do this. 444 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,790 You can do this. 445 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:36,660 It's not working. It... 446 00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:38,660 it's not working. She's not strong enough. 447 00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:39,730 (sniffles) 448 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,260 I'm sorry, Cordelia. 449 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,960 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 450 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,770 Look at me. No, no, no, no, no, 451 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,730 no, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on. 452 00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:49,570 (sniffles, panting) 453 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,440 Come on. Come on. 454 00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:53,740 (shouts) 455 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,510 (panting) 456 00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:58,050 (sniffles) 457 00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:03,050 -(cries) -It appears as though we're fucked, my dear. 458 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,400 I love you. 459 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,940 How did you think this would end? 460 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,840 Prophecy is inevitable. 461 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,850 I was always going to win... 462 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,480 Miss Supreme. 463 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,320 Not on your own. 464 00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:39,290 You've been led by the hand, 465 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,160 coddled, the entire way. 466 00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:44,490 By your father, the warlocks. 467 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:47,490 I look at you and I don't see a man. 468 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:51,530 I see a sad, scared little boy 469 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,330 so pathetic he couldn't even kill me 470 00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:55,470 with a thousand nuclear bombs. 471 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,470 But I never expected to. 472 00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:01,240 Like a cockroach, I knew you'd survive the nuclear fallout. 473 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,080 I wanted you to. 474 00:28:03,110 --> 00:28:05,010 And now I'm gonna have the satisfaction 475 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,250 of watching you die, 476 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,410 knowing you failed. 477 00:28:07,450 --> 00:28:09,480 You still don't get it, do you? 478 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,090 Even now. 479 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,560 You think there's only winning and losing, 480 00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:17,260 success and failure. 481 00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:21,730 But failure is when you've lost any semblance of hope. 482 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,170 You will get to watch me die, 483 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,600 but you won't find it satisfying. 484 00:28:31,570 --> 00:28:35,340 Satan has one son, 485 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,610 but my sisters are legion, motherfucker. 486 00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:41,620 (gasps) 487 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,580 Cordelia! 488 00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:05,140 Tempus Infinituum! 489 00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:09,410 No! 490 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,010 -(knocking) -CONSTANCE (whispers): Michael. 491 00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:43,210 (video game sounds) 492 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,830 Tell me something, Michael. 493 00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:59,630 Do you have to kill 494 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:02,630 every single living creature 495 00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:05,270 that crosses your path? 496 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:07,700 Could you maybe just maim one? 497 00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:11,440 Or how about this for a novel idea: 498 00:30:11,470 --> 00:30:14,540 if they are causing you distress, 499 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,980 why don't you just 500 00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:19,850 politely ask them to leave? 501 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,280 (controller clatters) 502 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,050 He kept shoving his cross in my face 503 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,850 and speaking Latin. 504 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:27,050 The words were burning my ears. 505 00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:29,790 Now, I know 506 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:32,530 that I am far from perfect. 507 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,400 And I know that I have had my fair share of failures, 508 00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:38,700 raising children. 509 00:30:40,670 --> 00:30:42,870 But I am done 510 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,510 taking the blame 511 00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:48,310 for the horror and misery 512 00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:51,650 that you keep bringing in this house. 513 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,410 I'm sorry. 514 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:55,850 I-I won't do it again. I'm... 515 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,050 I promise. 516 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:02,790 I don't know why I keep doing what I'm doing. 517 00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:06,560 I-I need help. 518 00:31:06,590 --> 00:31:08,430 I'm just a child. 519 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:10,860 No, you are not a child. 520 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:14,370 My grandson is a child. 521 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,610 And I see his eyes in your eyes, 522 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,510 and I hear the remnant of his sweet voice 523 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:24,110 -in your throat. -(whimpering) 524 00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:27,110 But you are not him. 525 00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:29,450 Now, you may have somehow claimed his bed, 526 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,720 but you are not... him! 527 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:37,890 Please don't be mad. 528 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:40,530 You have made a fool of me this entire time, 529 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,760 treating me like the help. 530 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,570 All the buried rodents and the murdered nannies. 531 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,370 And I went along with it, 532 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,270 thinking it was just a phase that you were going through. 533 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,910 But this is not a phase. 534 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:56,140 This is who you are! 535 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,450 And it's only gonna get worse. 536 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,880 But I swear to God, 537 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:05,590 it is not going to happen in my house. 538 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,990 What do you mean? 539 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:10,990 Get out! 540 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,600 Get out. I don't care where you go. 541 00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:18,100 You can sleep on a park bench or under an overpass. 542 00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:20,770 I don't care! 543 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,270 Please don't be mad. 544 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,440 Please. I'll change. I promise. 545 00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:27,470 I don't want you! (crying) 546 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:30,480 Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! 547 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:32,810 Don't you ever come back. 548 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:38,450 (grunting) 549 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:41,490 (choking) 550 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:45,430 (strained): Go ahead, do it. 551 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:48,160 Put me out of my misery. 552 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,630 (grunts) 553 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:53,130 (panting) 554 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,440 But... 555 00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:01,540 but you won't, will you? 556 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,350 Because you're a coward. 557 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,810 And deep down inside, 558 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,550 you know it. 559 00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:15,620 (door opens, closes in distance) 560 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,090 * 561 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,280 (grunts) 562 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,300 (grunts) 563 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,730 (wheezing) 564 00:34:32,430 --> 00:34:35,440 I... I'm scared. 565 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,410 Oh... 566 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,410 Take me... 567 00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:49,480 to the hou-house. 568 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:53,790 I can be with you. 569 00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,020 Forever. 570 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Please. 571 00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:17,010 Go to hell. 572 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,390 MALLORY: Nothing ever truly dies. 573 00:35:58,420 --> 00:35:59,990 We are all made of energy, 574 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:02,560 and energy can neither be created nor destroyed. 575 00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:06,460 It can only be transferred from one form to another. 576 00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:09,300 The trick is to be able to go back 577 00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,660 and pick the right moment in time 578 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,230 and let it play out from there. 579 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,500 I see you know some magic. 580 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,710 Not the way you do. 581 00:36:24,910 --> 00:36:28,180 Welcome to Robichaux Academy. 582 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,920 Oh. (chuckles) 583 00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:32,920 You're a hugger. 584 00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:35,490 -Sorry. -No, that's all right. 585 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,560 I'm Cordelia. 586 00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:39,990 I'm Mallory. 587 00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:41,500 It's nice to meet you, Mallory. 588 00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:43,200 (chuckles) 589 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,610 Have we met? 590 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,410 I guess I just have one of those faces. 591 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,350 Huh. 592 00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:05,590 So... 593 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,520 how did you find your way to us? 594 00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:11,120 I saw you on TV and somehow knew this was where I needed to be. 595 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,460 My parents caught me floating in my sleep, 596 00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:16,060 and now they think I'm some type of devil worshipper. 597 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,600 Maybe we can be your new home. 598 00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:20,730 -Would you like that? -Very much. 599 00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:23,040 No one knows who I am at Robichaux, 600 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:24,970 but I remember all my sisters. 601 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,210 They never knew what happened-- 602 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,440 that the world had been destroyed 603 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,240 and their lives had all ended. 604 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,950 Everything is as it should be. 605 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:36,080 Zoe is alive and well, teaching the next generation of witches. 606 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,820 But there were others who would be missed. 607 00:37:38,850 --> 00:37:40,590 CORDELIA: This is Myrtle Snow. 608 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:41,620 MALLORY: Without the threat of Armageddon, 609 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,220 Cordelia had no reason 610 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,230 to bring back her beloved advisor. 611 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:47,460 CORDELIA: And she's the greatest witch I've ever known. 612 00:37:47,490 --> 00:37:49,400 Our coven wouldn't have flourished 613 00:37:49,430 --> 00:37:50,760 if it weren't for her wisdom. 614 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,200 She made me who I am. 615 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,500 I think you would have liked her. 616 00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:00,010 I know I would. 617 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,180 Come on. 618 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:04,410 (Queenie whoops) 619 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,580 -Guess who's going to Hollywood. -CORDELIA: You are. 620 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:08,450 -(Cordelia chuckles) -Yes. I just got my tickets 621 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,620 for The Price is Right 'cause it's Plinko all day, ho. 622 00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:13,820 And I found a really cute hotel. 623 00:38:13,850 --> 00:38:16,820 It's, like, old, but it's just been renovated, 624 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,160 -and it's downtown. It's kind of... -No. 625 00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:22,160 I know I don't know you well, but... 626 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,660 you don't want to stay downtown. 627 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,370 Who's this? 628 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,270 Hi. I'm Mallory. 629 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,470 Queenie. 630 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,670 This is Mallory, and it's her first day. 631 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:34,540 -Ah. Welcome. -MALLORY: I've just heard 632 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,280 the traffic in L.A. is brutal, 633 00:38:36,310 --> 00:38:38,480 and it would take you over an hour to get to the beach. 634 00:38:38,510 --> 00:38:40,310 QUEENIE: Right, yeah. Uh... 635 00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:42,720 I'm not gonna fly 2,000 miles just to see highway. 636 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:45,350 I guess I'll stay in Venice. Be better. 637 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:47,720 MALLORY: It's strange, knowing you have the power 638 00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:49,460 to alter someone else's fate. 639 00:38:49,490 --> 00:38:51,860 I know where Madison is. 640 00:38:51,890 --> 00:38:55,960 -We'll have to go to Hell and bring her back. -(baby crying) 641 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,370 But she can sweat it out a little longer. 642 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,400 (electricity crackling) 643 00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:10,980 Hi, bitches. 644 00:39:11,010 --> 00:39:12,910 Nan? 645 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,320 MALLORY: Because I killed the spawn of Satan, 646 00:39:15,350 --> 00:39:16,820 I got blazing street cred 647 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:19,390 with the demons of the underworld. 648 00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:21,990 Misty? 649 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,990 Oh, my... Oh, my... 650 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,690 How can this be? 651 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,330 MALLORY: Guess everyone hates their boss, 652 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,100 even in Hell. 653 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:31,500 Everybody wanted to do me a favor. 654 00:39:31,530 --> 00:39:34,200 -You're back. -(Cordelia and Misty chuckle) 655 00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:36,040 How can this be possible? 656 00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:38,340 How is it possible? 657 00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:41,410 Oh, Ms. Cordelia. (sighs) 658 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,050 I never thought I'd escape my personal hell. 659 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,750 And then this one, 660 00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:48,420 she showed up 661 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:50,850 -with the voodoo demon. -(chuckles) 662 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,620 Took my hand 663 00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:54,720 and guided me home. 664 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,890 I'm Papa's favorite. He's my boo. 665 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,390 He sends me on errands. 666 00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:01,130 -I have to go now. -Wait, wait, Nan. 667 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,400 -Where are you going? -Back to Papa. 668 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:06,230 I like it down there. Papa lets me play. 669 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:07,700 I-I don't understand. 670 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:09,370 You're not supposed to. 671 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,740 Just say thank you. 672 00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:19,950 Misty. 673 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:22,150 I would like you to meet 674 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:24,550 an exceptional young witch. 675 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:27,320 This is Mallory. 676 00:40:27,350 --> 00:40:29,360 -Hi. -Hi. 677 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:33,560 I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. 678 00:40:33,590 --> 00:40:35,260 It's great to meet you, Misty. 679 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,660 I'm sure you two have a lot to catch up on. 680 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,770 -(Cordelia chuckles) -Oh. 681 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,170 MALLORY: The battle between good and evil never ends. 682 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,610 -How I've missed you. -MALLORY: The Devil 683 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,340 isn't just going to give up. 684 00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:49,610 I was ever so lost. 685 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,740 MALLORY: And in changing the past, 686 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:53,610 a part of me will always wonder 687 00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:56,650 what it truly means for the future. 688 00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,590 (chanting): Know who's forced to pick those beans! 689 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:02,620 Unpaid little kids and teens! 690 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,830 Hi, um, would you be willing 691 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,630 to sign our petition for child labor? 692 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:10,430 -Oh, shit. -Oh, my God. 693 00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:13,530 I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. 694 00:41:13,570 --> 00:41:15,440 (chanting continues) 695 00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:17,170 I'm sorry. 696 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,640 Is it bad? 697 00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:22,540 Uh, it's... 698 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,280 it's... 699 00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:25,980 it's okay. 700 00:41:26,010 --> 00:41:27,380 I'd be happy to buy you another coffee. 701 00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:29,780 Just... just not from here. 702 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,420 What's wrong with the coffee here? 703 00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:36,820 Child labor. Habitat destruction. GMO beans. 704 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:39,490 Look, I know a great place across campus by my dorm, 705 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:41,290 so, for the sake of the Brazilian children, 706 00:41:41,330 --> 00:41:43,500 I'd be happy to get you a coffee from there. 707 00:41:43,530 --> 00:41:45,400 You know, I'm actually part Brazilian. 708 00:41:45,430 --> 00:41:47,400 Really? 709 00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:51,500 Yeah. According to my 23andMe, like, .07%. 710 00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:53,310 PROTESTORS: Know who's forced to pick those beans! 711 00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:55,340 Unpaid little kids and teens! 712 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:58,510 So, for the sake of your people, sign our petition? 713 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:02,480 I will gladly sign your petition... 714 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,550 Know who's forced to pick those beans! 715 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:08,620 ...for my replacement cup of coffee. 716 00:42:09,890 --> 00:42:12,060 It's a date. 717 00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:14,330 I'm Emily, by the way. 718 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,700 Timothy. It's nice to meet someone 719 00:42:17,730 --> 00:42:19,800 who's clearly going to change the world. 720 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,440 (Emily screaming) 721 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:28,110 (crying) 722 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:30,580 You're doing great. You're doing great, okay? 723 00:42:30,610 --> 00:42:32,380 -I can't do this. -Just breathe. 724 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:33,680 It hurts so bad. 725 00:42:33,710 --> 00:42:35,950 I'm not ready. 726 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:38,020 -We're not ready. (panting) -No, no, no, no, no, no. Look at me. 727 00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:40,290 Look at me. Hey. Yes. 728 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,460 Yes, we are. Breathe. 729 00:42:43,490 --> 00:42:46,330 (both breathing deeply) 730 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,560 (Emily screaming) 731 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,270 We actually had an adult conversation. 732 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,700 I know. We needed it. 733 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,970 I mean, who would've thought that watching a three-year-old 734 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,780 would be more exhausting than ten hours at work? 735 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:03,440 He never stops. 736 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,650 He seems so angry. 737 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,780 Last year we thought it was just the terrible twos. 738 00:43:07,810 --> 00:43:09,380 That's our fault. 739 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,380 We should've taught him how to count. 740 00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,420 (chuckles) 741 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,030 (Emily sighs) 742 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,070 Oh, the AC went out again. 743 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,640 It's so hot in here, I honestly dread going to bed. 744 00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:35,140 I will call the repairman. 745 00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:37,180 (crows cawing) 746 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:42,120 That's weird. 747 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,360 EMILY: Do you have money for the sitter? 748 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,200 Uh... (exhales) 749 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,510 Is a, uh, ten dollar tip enough? 750 00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:09,840 Honey. 751 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,580 Shit. 752 00:44:15,550 --> 00:44:16,750 (Emily gasps) 753 00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:24,560 Oh, my God, Devan. 754 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,890 What did you do? 755 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:32,530 Oh, my God. 756 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,570 (knocking) 757 00:44:48,550 --> 00:44:52,520 Hello. I am Anton LaVey. 758 00:44:52,550 --> 00:44:54,860 You may know me as the Black Pope. 759 00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:58,420 Oh, it's nice and hot inside. 760 00:45:00,390 --> 00:45:02,500 We've been waiting our whole lives for this. 761 00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:04,930 We're here to help. 762 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,470 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH