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Hey. Oh, hey, Daddy. How was the game?

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Ooh, you should have seen your old man
out there. I was shaking and baking,

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giving and going, showing him both.

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OK,

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well, to me, it looks like he was
crashing and burning.

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Come on, hit me with the rock.

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Oh, all right.

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Ow! Oh, baby, you all right? I don't
know. How does it look?

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Oh, no, I knocked out your tooth.

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Where is it?

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Gotcha.

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That's not even funny. I was getting my
story ready for your school council

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about how you fell.

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Come on, Daddy. It's Halloween. I'm just
having a little fun. You've been having

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Halloween fun with me all week. Now stop
busting my chops and go bust some suds.

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All right, all right. No more prank.

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Oh, dang it. The fork in the garden's
disposal.

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But I can't tell no one else.

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So don't isolate yourself when there's
nobody else.

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Perfect specimen right under your nose.

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Check it out. We're hitting the stair
faster.

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Oh, yeah.

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I cannot believe he would move into my
building.

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Relax, man. We're not even sure that
it's him. What's going on, Daddy?

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Puddin'. This is all about Elliot
Templeton.

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Elliot Templeton? The basketball star?

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Gather around, children. Let me tell you
a story.

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Now, see, Elliot and Fletch are longtime
rivals.

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Drafted in the NBA the same year.

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Elliot goes on to become a multi
-millionaire and the pitch man for Count

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Chalkula.

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Now, Flex blows out his knee in the
second season and ends up living the

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his life as just, well, your daddy.
That's it.

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Look, Dwayne, he is always trying to
steal my life. He's like a hoochie in

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VIP section getting buzzed off my
champagne.

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Next time I see him, I'm gonna rip his
eyes out, I'm gonna pull his legs off,

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and I'm gonna kick him in the butt with
his own foot!

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Elliot Templeton. He ain't paying no
bills for me. He ain't doing nothing for

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me.

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Elliot, my dog.

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Wait,

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I thought you said they hated each
other.

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Men don't hate. It's good to see you.
How long has it been?

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Too long, man. When I heard that you
lived in this building, I figured if

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good enough for Flex Washington, it's
almost good enough for me.

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Hey, you know, I heard... San Antonio
traded you to the Wizards.

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Apparently the Spurs wanted to win.
That's just what I heard.

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Did you see Jordan today?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, in practice.

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You know I'm the only one that can stick
him. You know.

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Did he sweat on you? Can you lay a
little of that on me?

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I see the little guy is still on the
short yellow bus.

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But look here.

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If you guys...

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Want to meet the man?

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Why don't you come to my Halloween party
tomorrow night?

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Oh!

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Jay, I have got to go to that party. Oh,
no, no, no, no. I am sure there are no

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kids allowed.

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Oh, they can come. Okay, my kid's not
allowed.

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Look, sweetie, how many times do I have
to tell you? I don't party with my

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daughter. That only happens with people
who live in trailer parks or carnival

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folk.

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because you're going straight to
boarding school in the out.

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Somebody better tell Billie Jean to beat
it because the king of pop.

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See, it's moonwalking juice.

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Okay, well, please put some cones out,
because somebody's going to slip and

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fall.

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So, Michael, baby, who's throwing this
party?

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Oh, just some guy. I hate that. It's
just why I'm taking you there, to show

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off. I guess I better go push everything
up.

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Man, this party's the talk of the town.

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I'll push stuff in. This afro is
starting to itch.

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Trick or treat.

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Oh, look, it's Cisco and the Black
Blossom.

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It's still not too late to invite us to
the party and be a cool dad.

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Oh, yes, it is. Peace out, losers.

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Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Bill
Bellamy.

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This party is off to easy.

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Yeah, but is Bill Cosby here, huh? Well,
I guess it's not for cheesy.

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I gotta go back to the punch bowl. I
think I dropped my Afro pig in there.

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Elliot.

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He's bad.

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Or is he bad?

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So where'd you get your costume?

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Celebrity costumes, off the internet,
straight from Hollywood.

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Where'd you get yours from?

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From Michael.

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Here, baby. Thank you, baby.

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Elliot, I'd like you to meet the soul
sister who brings me love and love.

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Tonya!

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Elliot!

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You two know each other?

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We, uh, sort of dated.

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You are looking good, girl.

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I haven't seen you since that weekend in
Madrid.

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Olé, Flex.

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Olé, Flex, huh?

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You could have told me. You told me the
guy throwing the party was some guy you

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hated. You never said it was Elliot. You
would have told me if you knew?

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No.

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Listen, don't walk away from me when I'm
talking to you.

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Okay, I wonder what that was all about.

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She probably told him she dated Elliot,
too.

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Hey, man.

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That's my jacket.

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what you're doing uh did jillian watch
an mtv oh really um what's all that

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a French maid.

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Why are you just trying to scare us?

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Thank you,

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Elliot.

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Flex, man, that Elliot sure knows how to
throw a party. Look at this.

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Salmon mousse, mouette, and chandon.

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Pastry stuff with things I can't even
pronounce.

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Spinach.

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Elliot so much, maybe you should be his
best friend.

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Nah, I can never get a guy like that.

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Look, Dwayne, this guy's always trying
to feel a piece of my life. Everything

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I've ever had, he's always won.

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Every game I won, it was my thing to
throw my jersey into the crowd.

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What does he do? He throws his sneakers
into the crowd. I tried that, and the

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old lady had to get 62 stitches to close
up her lip.

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Damn, Lex, I've never seen you this
jealous. I'm not jealous, okay? I'm too

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for that.

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Don't you think that's a little bit
intimate?

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You know what? I don't like you like
this. I think I'm going to go over there

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and talk to that mime. I'm sure he's got
a better conversation.

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Hey, man, don't you think you're a
little rough on Tanya? Oh, you mean

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Tanya? Beneath that itchy, unkempt afro
lies the heart of a beautiful young

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woman who just needs a little love.

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You're right, man. I need to relax.

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Yeah, come on, man. Just breathe.

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Thanks, man, for being my good friend,
dog. Oh, come on, now. You can always

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count on me.

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You know, I'd never leave your side.

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Hey, Dwayne, a friend of mine wants to
buy a used station wagon for his

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housekeeper. Gotta go.

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You've done well for yourself, Flex.

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Great girlfriend, great career.

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I hate to say it, but I want to be just
like you when I hang up my sneaks.

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Well, you know, it's a long, hard road.

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Before I got this gig, I had to pay my
dues.

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I had to do the dirty work.

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Well, you know, I'm retiring after this
season.

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Your old knee is going out. You know how
that is.

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But I got a little scoop for you.

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I'm all ears, bro.

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I just spoke to my agent.

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He set up an interview for me to be the
next lead sports anchor at WYNX.

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My WYNX.

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Brianna, please, look, I don't have any
time for your pranks. Go home.

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No, but, Daddy, I'm telling the true
spirit. I saw Brianna get very scared.

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Uh -huh, which made us very scared.

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Go now.

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But, Dad, it's not a prank. You've got
to believe me. He's a killer.

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The only thing he's killing is the
electric slide.

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I'm going to kiss you kids.

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This ain't about you.

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Oh.

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Okay, he's headed to our side of the
building.

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And my God, unless he's going to do
laundry, we're in trouble. We're going

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die.

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I should have been the one with the NBA
career.

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I should have been the one rubbing
elbows with the rich and famous.

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I should be the one kicking it with
Count Chocula.

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This is about me and how I never
realized my dreams.

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reminds me of what I could have been.

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What you could have been.

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Look at what you are.

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Fleck, I know you and I know Elliot.

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He's stuck up, he's materialistic, he's
insecure, and quite frankly, he's

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boring.

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He's got nothing on the flat -out man.

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I guess I pretty much made a fool of
myself, huh?

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part of your charm and i thank you eat
that up and i won't stop till you get

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enough

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Oh, yeah, then where'd you come up here
for, huh?

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Let's see who's behind this mask.

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Ooh!

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A murderer with bad skin for you is
professional.

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That looks like he needs some backup.

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So I'm backing up. Elliot, help me out.

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Stuart!

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Flex, why are you manhandling my
accountant?

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Because your accountant murdered a
little old peep and a French maid.

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The French maid is my wife.

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She had a little too much to drink, so I
put her in a cab and sent her home.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, where's little Bo Peep, huh?
Where's little Bo Peep?

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Where's little Bo Peep?

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Stuart, you weren't fooling around with
Delilah again, were you?

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My wife was gone, the bedroom was open.
Do the math.

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Sorry,

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man.

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Sorry it's a little rough on you.

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But that's just how I handle my
business.

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Let's do it. Let's talk.

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Hey, everybody's welcome to come back to
the party.

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Elton John is going to do a duet with
whoever's willing.

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I know all the words that don't go
breaking my heart.

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Dance on the Kiki D part.

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Guess I'll be seeing you around, Fleck.

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Hey, you know, I want to apologize for
my behavior.

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I was tripping, you know.

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Yeah, you were.

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But you've always been emotional.

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Well, that's what made me the ball
player with a lot of heart, you know.

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that's in the past.

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Let's just bury the hatchet, dog.

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But, uh, I am glad that you moved into
my building. And I'm also glad that

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you're not trying to steal my life, you
know?

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Oh, sweet, naive flex.

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I am trying to steal your job.

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And your life.

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not like others.

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Love you too, Netta.