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Party, party, party.

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Hey, Daddy.

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Hey, there's my newly found tax
exemption.

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How was Grandma and Grandpa?

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Same old, same old. We played bid whiz,
and Grandpa kept trying to get me to

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pull his finger.

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After all these years, how is it that
finger's still in its socket?

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Well, dang.

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Your party must have been off the chain.

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Oh, you know, it's just a little
something -something, a low -key affair.

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Isn't that right, Dwayne?

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Sorry, babe, it happens to a lot of men.

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Oh, Flex.

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Dog, that party was a so -called groove.

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I have never seen two girls.

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Brianna.

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Go ahead, finish the story. I want to
hear it.

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Oh, that was it. I've just never seen
two girls.

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I got to go.

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Man, I wish I could party like you.

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You and the rest of Baltimore.

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Well, I'd help clean up, but I need to
wash the stench of Bengay out of my

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clothes.

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Grandpa made me rub his ankles again.

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Yuck.

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I wonder what she wore home.

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Daddy. Yes, Pumpkin?

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Is that chocolate pudding in the
bathtub?

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Why, yes, it is. that whatever you do,
don't eat the pudding.

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Sometimes in the fire, you can feel all
by yourself.

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But I have a partner, but I can't turn
on.

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a 14 -year -old mascot.

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Mom, chill out. I'm just trying to make
sure my daughter gets her breakfast and

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a little cardio.

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Yeah, and I'm working up a real sweat.
See, Grandma?

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We thought it would be nice just to drop
by and take Brianna to the great Blacks

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and Wax Museum today.

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Hmm, those wax statues are so lifelike.
They even have interchangeable noses for

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Michael Jackson.

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And Frederick Douglass never looked
better. Ooh, he could free me any day of

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week.

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Rihanna, your father is a very busy man.
Now, you have been here two weeks. You

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cannot keep sitting around here all day
until school starts.

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So, I have found a whole bunch of stuff
on the Internet to keep you busy. And I

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found a bunch of stuff on the Internet
to keep me busy, too.

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Look, Rihanna, you need activities.

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Dad, they're starting to sound just like
the warden. The warden?

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Yeah. Her mother, my ex -wife. You
remember the one you called that heifer

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the projects?

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like a kid.

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Not like Daddy. He treats me like an
adult. That's why I love being here. And

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love having you here, baby.

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And you think treating her like an adult
is good parenting?

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Why not, Mom? It's the new way of doing
things.

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Yeah, and it works for me. We're like
rough riders.

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Oh,

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Brianna, sweetie.

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We need to have a little talk with your
father.

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Run along now, baby. Go be a child.

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But I'm not a child. You better get in
your room.

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Flex, you've got to stop treating her
like she's your equal.

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Children need rules and discipline, not
vroom, vroom.

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Look, Ma, I trust Brianna. See, I,
unlike the creative parents, don't have

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rule with an iron fist or a belt.

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Hey, it worked, didn't it?

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You're a successful sportcaster.

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Another couple of strokes, you'd have
been president by now.

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You know, I forgot you and Ike Turner
went to school together.

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Eunice? Let's go.

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Okay, Mr.

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Progressive Parent, when you lose
control, don't come over to our house

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saying you're afraid of us.

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I got two words for you.

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Menendez.

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Act like you ain't know me.

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How am I supposed to do that, Dwayne?
You're sitting at my table.

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Oh, oh, there she is.

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Can she see me?

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Okay, good.

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She's gone.

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Who was that, anyway?

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My stalker.

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Oh, you have a stalker?

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Well, she's not really a stalker as much
as she is a plaintiff.

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As in Marie Jones versus Dwayne O'Dell
Knott's defendant.

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Okay, now, what did you do this time?

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Nothing serious.

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I sold her a Mercedes Benz with a
Volkswagen engine.

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Farfig Nugent.

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You know, that is just plain wrong.

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That's like those women who wear those
wonder bras. You get home and you

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where did everything go?

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No, it's like this.

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Would you stick your head into a hungry
lion's mouth?

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No. No. Then don't come into a used car
lot and expect me to be honest. I got

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bills.

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So how's Brianna doing?

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She is at home being a good little girl.

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I'm supervised, huh? Yeah.

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Well, you really must trust her.

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Guess you forget how you were at 14.

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Ooh, chicken breast sandwich.

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Brianna, you better not be in that
liquor cabinet.

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Oh, no, no, no. Daddy's just playing.

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Gotcha, gotcha.

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All right, I'll talk to you later.

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Bye.

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Oh, man.

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Man, there she is again.

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It's like a Terminator. She keep coming
back.

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Excuse me. Yoo -hoo.

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Dwayne is right here.

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Genuine's got bangs.

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That's a little disturbing.

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Just a little bit.

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All right, ballplayers. Vince Carter or
Allen Iverson? A girl like Iverson,

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because he's not afraid to cry.

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He's all right.

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But I need a strong man, like Lil' Bow
Wow.

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Girl, I heard that.

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Okay, I got one for you, Brianna.

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Lenny Kravitz or...

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A multi -talented, singer -songwriter,
soon -to -be -blown -up -the -top -40

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No.

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See, that's why I like older women. They
appreciate a real man.

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What older woman wants you, Arnass?

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For your information, I got a couple of
16 -year -olds who want me. Stop lying.

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Don't nobody want you.

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Oh, you don't believe me?

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Come to jailbait tonight.

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What's jailbait?

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Oh, it's a club for us teens. No one
under 14 and no one over 18 in the lab.

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Yeah, me and my band are playing there
tonight.

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Your band?

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Yeah.

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So, y 'all want to be my groupies?

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No.

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Groupies get in free?

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Okay, cool.

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But I got to call my mom first.

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You have to do that?

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You mean you ain't got to call your dad?

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Girl, please, that's kid stuff.

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My dad treats me like an adult. I can do
what I want.

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We're like rough riders.

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Oh, well, let me show you.

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I'm going designer down.

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I'm wearing my fake products, my faux
Gucci, and my almost Chanel sunglasses.

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Hey. Not in the face, brother. There's
no need for violence.

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My wallet is in my back pocket.

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Flex, it's me, Dwayne.

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Man, what are you doing hiding behind
that bush anyway?

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That stalker is raising her game.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm at home, sneaking through the doggy
door, right?

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And guess who's in the kitchen having
hot tea with Mama?

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The stalker?

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Well, what'd you do?

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That only thing I could do. I barked and
backed my ass up out the door.

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Well, look who's here, the rough rider.

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That's good, Dad. What y 'all doing
here?

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We just dropped by to bring Brianna some
leftovers, and wouldn't you know it,

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your little adult isn't here.

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She's probably at one of her friends'
house, Mom. And which friend would that

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be, Flex? The ex -con or the
congressman?

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You are definitely not helping this
part. Calm the fears, calm the fears.

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left a note.

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See, see, she's responsible.

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Y 'all tripping.

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Dad, we're out of grape Kool -Aid.

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Wait a minute, it's 10 o 'clock.

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If she was going out, she should have
called.

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Son, your daughter cannot call you if
she's dancing for change on an off

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You know, I've done that.

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Not proud of it, but I've done it.

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I guess I should call the police.

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Oh, no, son. Why don't we just sit
around and play cards till the dogs find

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body?

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Please let it be all right.

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On the floor, put your booty on the
floor.

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What's up, Daddy?

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Brianna, where have you been?

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Clubbing at Shelby.

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The strip club on Maryland Avenue?

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Or so I've heard.

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No, no.

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It's that 14 - to 18 -year -old dance
place down on Pratt.

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Or so I've heard.

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Brianna, if you're going out, don't you
think you should call me?

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Why are you tripping? It's only 10 o
'clock.

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Dad, I was partying, and you know how
time flies when you're feeling booty

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-less. Oh, what did that child say?

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Something about somebody's delicious
booty. Where are my heart pills?

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That's it, Brianna. Tell your friends
they gotta go. We need to talk. Seems a

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lot nicer on TV.

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Yeah, that's because you could turn them
off.

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Let's get one thing straight. You don't
leave this house without letting me know

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about it. What's the big deal? I don't
ever sweat you about where you're going.

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Wait a minute. You're not supposed to.
I'm the parent. You're the child.

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But I thought I was a young adult.

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Being an adult is about being
responsible, and you have failed that

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Oh, you can talk, Mr. Chocolate Pudding
in the bathtub.

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Look, I am your father. You don't talk
to me like that. Now go to your room and

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don't come out till I tell you. But I
was just... What did I say?

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Okay, go ahead and say it.

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I don't know if you really want to hear
this, but we're proud of you, son.

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You were direct, you stood your ground,
and you let it be known who is boss.

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Then why do I feel so bad?

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Probably because you're out of Kool
-Aid.

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Hey, Black, thanks for letting me stay
here tonight.

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But you know what?

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I've made a decision.

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I'm going to pace my stalker.

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Why? Because there's too much drama
going on here between you and Brianna.

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Man, I thought raising Brianna was going
to be easier.

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Before, all I had to do was order a few
pizzas, watch a few movies, and put her

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to bed.

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Yeah, well, that's when she was here
only two weeks a year.

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The good old days.

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Now all she cares about is partying and
being bootylicious.

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You know what the Cherokees say?

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Where did all these white people come
from?

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They say kids are like arrows in a bow.

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You aim for the bullseye, but you might
hit a tree.

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And that's supposed to help me? Man, I
don't have kids. I don't know what to

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to you.

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Well, look, I have a kid, and I have a
kid who wants to be treated like an

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adult. Well, I want to be treated like a
kid.

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No bills, naps whenever you want them,
cartoons all day.

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I mean, I miss the days when I could
poop in my diaper and someone else

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it up.

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Well, you know what?

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You might be on to something.

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Brianna only sees one part of my life.

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The glitz, the glamour, the fun side of
being Flex Washington.

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Maybe if she saw how hard it is, she
wouldn't want to grow up so fast.

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Well, if I was a kid, you know what I'd
be doing right now?

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Living in your mama's basement and
occasionally sleeping at your friend's

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Yeah, that's pretty much it.

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Good morning, my little Bri -Bri.

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Ah, the silent treatment.

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Don't you think that's a little bit
childish?

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According to you, I am a child.

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Well, you know what? I thought about it,
and I was wrong.

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It's about the high time I started
treating you like an adult.

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As of today, you and I are equals.

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Well, all right.

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Now you're getting it.

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Of course, there's a few little details
we have to work out, like paying the

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rent and helping out on the bills.

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Wait, how am I supposed to get money?

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Most adults work.

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Do I get a job?

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I wouldn't jump in the gun a little bit
here, Dad. I just want to be free.

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And free you will be, but with freedom
comes responsibility.

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So are you ready to travel down the road
of adulthood?

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Preach on, my brother.

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There just happens to be an opening down
at the station. A certain handsome

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reporter needs an assistant.

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Well, hold up, handsome.

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How much are you paying me?

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Seven dollars an hour.

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Oh, no, no.

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I demand minimum wage.

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$5 .15 it is.

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All right,

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so here we are at WYNX News, your new
home away from home.

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This is exciting.

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Good, good.

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I'm going to introduce you around.

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Excuse me, everybody. This is my new
intern, Brianna.

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Hi, Brianna.

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You're using your own daughter as a
lowly intern.

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Guilty. Good. I'm the boss, so you do my
stuff first. Look.

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I need you to make 40 copies of these. I
like my coffee with cream. And get over

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there and answer those phones, please.

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Get to it now!

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Hey, Stacy, I want to thank you for
showing my daughter how miserable it is

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work for you.

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Oh, you love it.

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You don't know how much I do.

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Flex, how many times do I have to tell
you to stop flirting with me?

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Girl, I'm not flirting with you.

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You know, you have the most beautiful
eyes.

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Thank you.

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Look, I am not your plaything. I'm your
producer.

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When I say jump, you say how high and
how many times. You got that?

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Yeah. Okay.

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Daddy, the janitor said he wants me to
unclog this toilet in a man's restroom.

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That sounds like a big job for such a
little person. That's what I thought.

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Well, that means you got to get a big
plunger. Wait, no.

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And, baby, watch out for the upsplash.

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And that's why golfers should wear cups.

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That's it for the Flex Files. Until next
time, flat out.

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And cut.

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Okay, here's the thing.

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500 copies of the NFL rulebook, stapled,
collated, and colored.

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Did I say 500?

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I am so sorry. I meant five.

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Oh, that's okay, baby. The day is almost
over.

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to my little bed.

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Bed? Yeah. I said the day's over. The
night's just begun.

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Daddy, why are we here?

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If the boss is a karaoke freak, you're
freaked right with him.

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Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.

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And all the people of a town they call
them.

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Gypsies, tramps, and thieves.

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And every night all the people come
around and lay their money down.

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sweetie because we're at

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Now, come on and get up.

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We got to get to Raven's training camp.
Oh, Daddy, I can't feel my feet. Can I

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at least take a shower?

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Oh, no time, but I got some wet naps in
the car.

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Can I call in sick?

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Oh, no, you got to work six months
before you can do that.

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Hurry up. We got a lot of stuff to do
today. We got to go to the dry cleaners.

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have to pay the phone bill.

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And it's my turn to pick up the Krispy
Kreme.

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All that today?

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No, all that this morning.

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Then after work, the day really takes
off.

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We get to caulk the tub.

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We're going to change the oil in the car
and then line the kitchen cabinets with

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no bugs, my lady. Now go on moving.

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00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:28,540
Oh, I don't want to move it. I hate my
job. I have a splitting headache. That

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Stacy woman was riding me all day.

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Somebody keep clogging that third floor
toilet. And will you please answer the

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phone?

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Baby, the phone's not ringing.

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What have you done to me?

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I made you an adult.

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That means we'd have to make some
changes.

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That means there are going to be some
rules to live with. Are you ready for

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that? Yeah, I'm ready.

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I'm ready.

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All right, now, that means that you
cannot leave this house without letting

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know about it, and you have a 9 o 'clock
curfew.

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8 o 'clock. The streets aren't safe at
night.

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Good, we have an understanding.

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So, does it feel good to be a kid again?
Yes, yes, it feels great to be a kid

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again. You know what? You shouldn't rush
it, sweetie.

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Matter of fact, I've been fighting it a
little bit too hard myself.

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You know, and I know I haven't set the
best example for you either.

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Okay, can I go to bed now?

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00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,670
Sure, but you gotta do one more thing.

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What?

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Give Daddy a hug and tell him you love
him.

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I would, but my arms hurt too much.

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Dang village people.

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00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,170
Why don't I do it for you? Come here,
baby.

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Ooh, baby, you need a wet nap.

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Get right here.

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00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,020
Whoa,

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whoa, whoa.

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00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,620
What are you doing? Are you stalking me
now?

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00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,020
Flex, Flex, what are you doing here in
my house?

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00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:19,730
Hey, thanks for stopping by, dog.

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00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:22,550
Uh, he's always breaking in. Boy has no
life.

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00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,170
What's this all about? Isn't that your
plaintiff?

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00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:29,450
Uh, let's just say we settled out of
court, but she still sued the pants off

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Get out.

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Get out. Get out. Baby, come on. Out.

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Out.

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Hey, whoa, whoa. Give me my robe, man.

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00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:44,550
Ooh.

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Put it back on. Put it back on.

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Love you too, Netta.