1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,543 Crap. 2 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:17,638 Oopsie. 3 00:00:18,731 --> 00:00:21,607 Oh, Charlie! 4 00:00:48,612 --> 00:00:51,369 Okay, I guess I'll give you a call. 5 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,680 Alrighty, that'd be great. 6 00:01:07,251 --> 00:01:09,213 Sounds good. Looking forward to it. 7 00:01:09,425 --> 00:01:10,838 Bye-bye now. 8 00:01:14,816 --> 00:01:16,729 Swell. 9 00:01:17,616 --> 00:01:19,279 Hey, Alan. You know how to say: 10 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,958 "Please go faster," in Polish? 11 00:01:25,849 --> 00:01:28,012 - Funny language, isn't it? - Yeah, hilarious. 12 00:01:28,231 --> 00:01:31,191 The earthquake hit Sherman Oaks a lot harder than Malibu. 13 00:01:31,407 --> 00:01:34,498 - What earthquake? - What earthquake? 14 00:01:34,709 --> 00:01:37,252 About an hour ago. You didn't feel the house shaking? 15 00:01:43,485 --> 00:01:45,862 Unbelievable. You actually thought that was you? 16 00:01:46,076 --> 00:01:49,036 No, I thought it was her, you know, because of me. 17 00:01:50,255 --> 00:01:52,966 The good news is, unless they report it on Polish TV... 18 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,726 ...I still get the credit. 19 00:01:55,563 --> 00:01:57,774 I'm thrilled for you. Anyway, Judith called. 20 00:01:57,987 --> 00:02:00,447 A pipe broke, soaked her living room carpet... 21 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,492 ...and she's completely freaking out. 22 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:06,002 Yeah, well, that's the difference between wife and ex-wife. 23 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:09,393 With ex-wife, you don't even have to pretend to care. 24 00:02:10,399 --> 00:02:12,396 Well, I'm sorry. I can't be that callous. 25 00:02:12,614 --> 00:02:14,445 Have you even tried? 26 00:02:15,289 --> 00:02:18,212 She's the mother of my son. I'm concerned about her welfare. 27 00:02:18,423 --> 00:02:20,586 I told her she could stay here until repairs. 28 00:02:20,805 --> 00:02:23,182 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. Back up. 29 00:02:23,397 --> 00:02:26,903 When you told her, did you have, like, a sarcastic chuckle in your voice? 30 00:02:27,074 --> 00:02:30,497 Like, you know, " Yeah, right, Judith, you can stay here." 31 00:02:31,003 --> 00:02:33,463 - It's just for a couple of days. - A couple of days? 32 00:02:33,677 --> 00:02:36,256 Jack The Ripper just killed a couple of prostitutes. 33 00:02:36,477 --> 00:02:37,809 It was still wrong. 34 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:41,197 - Do you want me to put her in a hotel? - Yeah, put her in a hotel. 35 00:02:41,409 --> 00:02:45,200 Put her in a space capsule. Put her in a catapult and see how far she flies. 36 00:02:45,421 --> 00:02:47,049 Charlie, I can't do that to her. 37 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:49,553 Again, have you even tried? 38 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:53,440 - She's afraid of another quake. - Well, what about what I'm afraid of? 39 00:02:53,654 --> 00:02:56,780 - What are you afraid of? - Oh, let's see. Large birds. Small bugs. 40 00:02:56,997 --> 00:03:00,170 Unplanned pregnancies. And your ex-wife living in my house. 41 00:03:00,717 --> 00:03:03,558 Come on, Charlie. She's just a small, frightened woman. 42 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:06,691 There are no small, frightened women. That's a myth. 43 00:03:06,902 --> 00:03:10,194 Perpetrated by the large, angry women who secretly run the world. 44 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:13,835 I think it would be healthy for Jake to see his mother and father... 45 00:03:14,048 --> 00:03:15,629 ...living together as friends. 46 00:03:15,846 --> 00:03:17,307 Oh, Alan, grow up. 47 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:20,727 As long as he's got pizza with cheese and TV with 150 channels... 48 00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:23,909 ...he doesn't give a rat's ass what you guys do. 49 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,248 Now that I think about it, neither do I. 50 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:32,182 That had better be a big, pregnant bird covered with spiders. 51 00:03:37,619 --> 00:03:40,329 - I don't know how to thank you. - I'm glad you're okay. 52 00:03:40,545 --> 00:03:44,384 Charlie, I know this is a big imposition. I really appreciate you inviting me. 53 00:03:48,234 --> 00:03:50,397 I thought she should know this was your idea. 54 00:03:50,617 --> 00:03:53,195 Actually, I had several other ideas. Wanna hear them? 55 00:03:54,294 --> 00:03:56,291 Tell Jake you're here. I'll take your bags. 56 00:03:56,509 --> 00:03:58,054 Thank you, Alan. Thank you both. 57 00:03:58,223 --> 00:04:00,600 I promise I'll be out of here in a couple of days. 58 00:04:08,002 --> 00:04:11,544 - Judith, sit down. I've got it covered. - No. I can pitch in. 59 00:04:11,763 --> 00:04:14,770 Where do you keep the salad tongs? Wait, I got them. 60 00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:17,775 - Better use the wooden ones. - What's wrong with these? 61 00:04:17,949 --> 00:04:21,371 I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet. 62 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:23,004 This is a regular occurrence? 63 00:04:23,465 --> 00:04:27,423 - You'd think I'd learn. - And you keep them in the kitchen? 64 00:04:27,644 --> 00:04:31,602 I used to hang them in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out. 65 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:36,587 He's just kidding with you. Use the wooden ones. 66 00:04:37,256 --> 00:04:38,635 I don't want any salad. 67 00:04:39,095 --> 00:04:42,055 - Well, you have to have some. - Dad doesn't make me have salad. 68 00:04:42,271 --> 00:04:43,650 Alan? 69 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:46,570 He's exaggerating. We have salad all the time. 70 00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:49,406 I just don't eat it. 71 00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:51,249 It's kind of our compromise. 72 00:04:51,466 --> 00:04:53,712 Okay. Fine. Your house, your rules. 73 00:04:53,931 --> 00:04:56,392 Technically, it's my house, his rules. 74 00:04:56,606 --> 00:04:59,067 Of course. Just have a little salad. 75 00:05:00,869 --> 00:05:02,866 So I spoke with the plumbing company... 76 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:04,997 ...and they'll be there in the morning. 77 00:05:05,215 --> 00:05:07,758 So I'll drop off Jake and meet them on my way to work. 78 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,804 - Thank you, Alan. - You're welcome. 79 00:05:11,818 --> 00:05:13,399 This is really weird. 80 00:05:14,201 --> 00:05:18,040 Why? Your mom and I may not be living together anymore, but we're still friends. 81 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:21,427 I don't flip off my friends when I talk to them on the phone. 82 00:05:23,938 --> 00:05:25,851 Nice shooting. 83 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,697 Two with one bullet. 84 00:05:28,577 --> 00:05:31,620 Well, if either of us did, in fact, do that, it was wrong. 85 00:05:31,837 --> 00:05:35,427 The important thing is we're making an effort to be nicer to each other. 86 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,897 That's right. And your mom staying here is a good example of that. 87 00:05:39,109 --> 00:05:40,487 Very nicely put, Alan. 88 00:05:40,697 --> 00:05:43,739 If we leave now, we can be in Mexico in two hours. 89 00:05:48,721 --> 00:05:50,266 Hey. 90 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:52,057 Hey. 91 00:05:52,273 --> 00:05:54,270 - Where's Alan? - Don't know. 92 00:05:56,076 --> 00:05:58,120 Mind if I join you? 93 00:05:59,503 --> 00:06:01,048 Sure. 94 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,952 Thanks again for your hospitality. 95 00:06:13,545 --> 00:06:15,091 Don't mention it. 96 00:06:15,844 --> 00:06:18,685 You know, the TV in your room works. 97 00:06:19,772 --> 00:06:22,019 Oh, okay. Good to know. 98 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:29,125 I just tucked Jake in. He loves you very much. 99 00:06:29,343 --> 00:06:31,589 Yeah. I love him too. 100 00:06:32,602 --> 00:06:35,776 You got cable, satellite, DVD. The whole shebang. 101 00:06:35,988 --> 00:06:37,984 Great. 102 00:06:40,961 --> 00:06:43,124 I'm surprised you're home on a Saturday night. 103 00:06:43,343 --> 00:06:45,589 What, with your fun bachelor lifestyle. 104 00:06:45,809 --> 00:06:48,483 Well, I got laid this morning. 105 00:06:48,943 --> 00:06:51,618 So I thought I'd kick back tonight. 106 00:06:51,952 --> 00:06:55,078 Oh, my. Well, isn't that something. 107 00:06:56,424 --> 00:06:58,884 - Nice girl? - I guess. 108 00:06:59,099 --> 00:07:00,644 She doesn't speak English. 109 00:07:02,526 --> 00:07:04,356 Well, hey. What are you guys doing? 110 00:07:04,573 --> 00:07:06,071 Just watching a little TV. 111 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:09,329 - What's on? - I don't know. I just sat down. 112 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,848 Oh, we've seen this movie before. 113 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:17,528 - No, we didn't. - Sure we have. 114 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:20,234 That guy's girlfriend turns out to be the murderer. 115 00:07:20,454 --> 00:07:23,461 Really? I did not know that. 116 00:07:23,672 --> 00:07:25,883 Oh, right. And she's not really a girl. 117 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,975 I did not know that either. 118 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:33,532 - When did we see this? - The first movie after Jake was born. 119 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,575 Oh, right. 120 00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,955 It was so hard to leave him with the sitter. 121 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:40,635 As soon as we got to the door, the sobbing started. 122 00:07:40,849 --> 00:07:42,976 Yeah, well, it was hard for me. 123 00:07:43,189 --> 00:07:45,436 You were such a softy. 124 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:47,318 Alcohol. 125 00:07:47,995 --> 00:07:49,873 While you're up, you wanna make popcorn? 126 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:51,714 - Sure. - No butter for me. 127 00:07:51,924 --> 00:07:53,552 Got it. 128 00:07:58,193 --> 00:08:00,689 - Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rose. 129 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,793 Anybody here? 130 00:08:22,474 --> 00:08:23,887 Good. 131 00:08:31,668 --> 00:08:33,249 Jeez. 132 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:37,675 - I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. - That's all right. Relax. 133 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,393 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. 134 00:08:40,611 --> 00:08:42,573 - Where's Alan? - He took Jake to school... 135 00:08:42,785 --> 00:08:46,837 ...then went to meet with the plumber. - Right, right. Okay, I'll leave you to it. 136 00:08:47,591 --> 00:08:49,052 Charlie, wait. 137 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,889 This is your home. Sit down. Drink your coffee. 138 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,646 Okay. 139 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:26,159 Oh, and I'm white trash. 140 00:09:46,685 --> 00:09:48,480 What are you, a farm animal? 141 00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:51,611 - What? - That's your brother's ex-wife out there. 142 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,656 I know who she is. 143 00:09:53,873 --> 00:09:57,331 Oh, no, no. She's just staying here because of the earthquake. 144 00:09:57,551 --> 00:10:00,891 I'm not. I would never. I couldn't. 145 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:03,766 Okay, I could. But I'm not. 146 00:10:04,781 --> 00:10:08,537 Yeah. That's what I used to stay about my stepbrother, Cousin Dewey. 147 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,027 How's it going? Used to having your mom here? 148 00:10:19,408 --> 00:10:21,119 Nope. You? 149 00:10:21,832 --> 00:10:24,244 I'm still thinking Mexico. 150 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,968 I liked it better when they weren't talking. 151 00:10:27,181 --> 00:10:29,642 Can't get away with much when they compare notes. 152 00:10:30,148 --> 00:10:32,110 It's hell. 153 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:34,402 Jake, your mom wants to say goodbye. 154 00:10:34,955 --> 00:10:37,961 - She's leaving? - Just for a little while. 155 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,977 - Where's she going? - Just out to dinner. 156 00:10:44,191 --> 00:10:47,317 You know, with a friend. I guess it's a date of some sort. 157 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:49,998 She's going on a date? 158 00:10:50,752 --> 00:10:52,499 Of some sort. 159 00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:55,011 - And you're okay with this? - Oh, yeah. 160 00:10:55,224 --> 00:10:58,932 We talked about it. I think it's a sign of maturity that our relationship... 161 00:10:59,152 --> 00:11:02,528 ...has evolved enough that we can be honest that we see other people. 162 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,086 Yeah, except the people you're seeing are in magazines and videos. 163 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:09,553 Hey, I told you to stay out of my room. 164 00:11:11,272 --> 00:11:13,602 And that's not the point. If I were dating... 165 00:11:13,821 --> 00:11:16,614 ...she'd be just as supportive of me as I am of her. 166 00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:21,086 We're no longer ex-husband and ex-wife. We are friends getting on with our lives. 167 00:11:21,302 --> 00:11:23,097 She's happy and I'm happy. 168 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,018 - Okay. I'm leaving. - Oh, have fun. 169 00:11:28,281 --> 00:11:29,944 Wow, I'm impressed. 170 00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:34,084 What happened to my jealous, tightly-wrapped, neurotic brother? 171 00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:38,139 Oh, there he is. 172 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:57,698 Well, well, well. 173 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:02,966 - Alan? - Oh, you remember me? 174 00:12:03,178 --> 00:12:04,675 What are you doing up so late? 175 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,637 That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. 176 00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:09,819 Don't tell me you were waiting up for me? 177 00:12:10,031 --> 00:12:12,194 This isn't about what I was doing, Judith. 178 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:13,792 No, no. 179 00:12:14,002 --> 00:12:16,878 This is about what you were doing until... 180 00:12:18,682 --> 00:12:20,180 ...now. 181 00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:23,314 I told you I had a date. You said you were fine with it. 182 00:12:24,032 --> 00:12:29,547 In theory, I was. In practice, I think we can both see I'm not. 183 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,963 What did you want me to do, sit here and do nothing? 184 00:12:33,184 --> 00:12:35,977 Why not? It was good enough for me. 185 00:12:36,193 --> 00:12:38,570 You know what, you haven't changed at all. 186 00:12:38,784 --> 00:12:42,576 You're still the same neurotic, overbearing, control freak I threw out. 187 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:46,754 Neurotic? Maybe. Overbearing? Perhaps. But you know what? 188 00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:49,554 You're not gonna throw me out, because I have changed. 189 00:12:49,776 --> 00:12:53,068 Tonight, I'm leaving you. 190 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:06,155 As it turns out, a distinction without a difference. 191 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:12,217 Fine, Alan. Suit yourself. 192 00:13:12,678 --> 00:13:14,305 Where's Dad? 193 00:13:14,642 --> 00:13:18,232 - He's at our house. - How come? 194 00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:20,738 Well, we decided we needed a little time apart. 195 00:13:21,161 --> 00:13:23,491 Isn't that why you got a divorce? 196 00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:25,375 It's hard to explain, Jake. 197 00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:30,355 - Do I get any presents this time? - No. 198 00:13:30,983 --> 00:13:32,896 What happens now? You gonna live here? 199 00:13:33,239 --> 00:13:35,569 - No. - Are you gonna buy a new house? 200 00:13:35,789 --> 00:13:37,416 No. 201 00:13:37,628 --> 00:13:40,551 Wanna go to Mexico with me and Uncle Charlie? 202 00:13:41,681 --> 00:13:43,762 - Good morning. - Good morning. 203 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,358 Where's Alan? 204 00:13:45,568 --> 00:13:48,361 - Well, it's a long story. - You're not gonna believe it. 205 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:02,240 Hi. I just stopped by to say I told you so. 206 00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,147 I told you so. 207 00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:20,881 Oh, come on, Alan. If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it. 208 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:23,973 What do you want, Charlie? 209 00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:25,729 Well... 210 00:14:29,617 --> 00:14:32,909 ...first of all, I'd like to know exactly how you managed... 211 00:14:33,127 --> 00:14:35,623 ...to let your ex-wife throw you out of my house. 212 00:14:37,474 --> 00:14:41,396 Because that's the first thing people are gonna ask when I tell this story. 213 00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:44,190 She didn't throw me out, I left. 214 00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:49,666 Oh, good, there's a twist. You see, that's what makes a good story. 215 00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:52,132 - Leave me alone, Charlie. - Oh, lighten up. 216 00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:55,942 You tried to be friends with the woman who wrecked your life and failed. 217 00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:58,865 No damage done. Just a little personal humiliation... 218 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,086 ...and at this point in your life, how would you even notice that? 219 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,261 - Are you finished? - Did I mention I told you so? 220 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,571 - Twice. - Counting this one? 221 00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:13,409 - Okay, I'm finished. - Thank you. 222 00:15:13,624 --> 00:15:16,167 Now, on to new business. 223 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:21,184 Currently, you and I are sitting in a house that belongs to neither one of us. 224 00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:25,319 While your ex-wife is sitting in the house that belongs to me. 225 00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:29,285 - You see the paradox? - I can't go back there, Charlie. 226 00:15:29,505 --> 00:15:32,881 She's running around, having a great time, and I've got nothing. 227 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,391 - You've got me. - Drop dead. 228 00:15:36,944 --> 00:15:39,570 Okay, now you got nothing. 229 00:15:39,786 --> 00:15:42,662 It would be different if Judith and I were both dating. 230 00:15:42,878 --> 00:15:44,839 True, but moot. 231 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:48,268 - Unless... - What unless? 232 00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,855 - It's stupid. - Stupider than this? 233 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:52,816 Come on. What do you got? 234 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,087 Well, what if you were dating? 235 00:15:57,297 --> 00:16:00,339 - But I'm not. - But if you looked like you were? 236 00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:04,102 Oh, you mean? No, no way. 237 00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:07,574 I'm not gonna let you fix me up with one of your bimbo girlfriends. 238 00:16:07,786 --> 00:16:09,617 Okay, forget it. 239 00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:13,124 She'd have to be really pretty. 240 00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:17,481 Like a 10. And young. Like a 20. 241 00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:20,569 - Anything else? - And smart. 242 00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:24,456 And a sense of humor is important. Well-read, good with kids... 243 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:28,260 ...non-smoking, of course. Oh, and easy on the piercings. 244 00:16:28,473 --> 00:16:30,684 Nothing south of the equator. 245 00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:35,904 You're mighty picky for a guy with an adult newsstand in his sock drawer. 246 00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:48,529 Okay. Homework is taken care of. He's taking a shower. 247 00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:51,999 You may wanna check in on him, make sure he's not goofing around. 248 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,672 - Where are you going? - Oh, I have dinner plans. 249 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,978 - Really? - Yeah. Hard to believe, huh? 250 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:01,944 - I didn't say that, I'm happy for you. - Well, thank you. 251 00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:04,488 Again, I'm sorry I overreacted the other night. 252 00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:08,879 I want us to have the kind of friendship that can be mutually supportive. 253 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,973 - Me too. - You'll go out, I'll go out. 254 00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:14,525 Right. So is this someone you've been seeing for a while? 255 00:17:19,836 --> 00:17:23,544 Yeah, a while. But, you know, not exclusive. 256 00:17:23,764 --> 00:17:25,226 I don't wanna get tied down. 257 00:17:26,397 --> 00:17:27,859 Oh, that must be Camille. 258 00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:35,417 - She picks you up? - Well, what can I say? 259 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:37,760 It's a new world, Judith. 260 00:17:43,908 --> 00:17:46,665 Hey, wow. 261 00:17:49,717 --> 00:17:52,890 You are so good for my ego. 262 00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:54,849 - Hi, Charlie. - Hi, Camille. 263 00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:58,692 - Hello, I'm Judith. - You're Alan's ex? 264 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:03,417 Wow, I didn't expect you to be so young looking. 265 00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:10,311 - Thank you. - I mean, you have such beautiful skin... 266 00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:13,204 ...for the mother of an 11 -year-old. 267 00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:17,166 Oh, thank you. 268 00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:19,095 Okay. Well, we should get going. 269 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,517 It was nice meeting you. 270 00:18:22,315 --> 00:18:25,655 I just hope I look half as good as her when I'm that old. 271 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,044 I'm betting you will. 272 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:34,098 Man, I don't know how he does it. 273 00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:36,472 I made a big play for her, nothing. 274 00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:40,364 - She's so young. - Yeah, some guys like that. 275 00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:44,129 I gotta hand it to you, Judith. 276 00:18:44,339 --> 00:18:45,837 You were very mature. 277 00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:49,268 I guess that's because you're a very mature woman. 278 00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:52,901 Yeah, thanks. Jake, say goodbye to Mommy! 279 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,362 She's going home! 280 00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:08,113 - Good morning, everybody. - Good morning. 281 00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:12,000 Sounds like somebody cracked open the sock drawer last night. 282 00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:17,682 I'm going to ignore that because I am in such a good mood. Charlie, thank you. 283 00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:22,534 Your ex-wife breaking the sound barrier on her way out was thanks enough. 284 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:26,587 I don't even care about that anymore. That was the best date of my life. 285 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,176 I mean, Camille is smart and funny. And, oh, boy, talk about pretty. 286 00:19:30,394 --> 00:19:33,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet she rocked your world in the sack, huh? 287 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:37,909 What? No, no. Get your mind out of the gutter. We just talked all night... 288 00:19:38,126 --> 00:19:41,716 ...and then there was a little kissing. Maybe on our next date, who knows? 289 00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:44,091 But for now, I'm just gonna play it slow. 290 00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:47,353 - You're playing it slow? - Yeah. 291 00:19:47,571 --> 00:19:50,827 I don't know where you found Camille, but she's a bit old-fashioned. 292 00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:53,619 She's not like the ones you usually go out with. 293 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:55,670 No, I guess not. 294 00:19:58,562 --> 00:20:02,234 A thousand dollars a night and he's playing it slow. 295 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,376 You're a good brother, Charlie. 296 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:10,217 He's playing it slow. 297 00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:15,058 She demanded cash. 298 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,070 He's playing it slow.