1 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:42,625 His friends called him: guest, We've had enough of your howling 2 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:48,298 My friends told me not to dream, other girls notice 3 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:53,762 They set him up with Tiffany, they also made an appointment with Indigo 4 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:59,851 But there's something about Mary something not every guest sees 5 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:08,443 There's something about Mary 6 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:16,284 His friends with a pipe told him, that life is not a fairy tale 7 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:21,790 That he should have some fun leave suffering forever 8 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:27,962 But maybe you'll learn something about beer from these guys 9 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:33,343 But you definitely won't know nothing about love 10 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:39,307 They said he lived in the past dreaming of great love 11 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:45,313 But they were never in love so they shouldn't be asked for their opinion 12 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:50,902 They told him: be reasonable, free yourself from this lady 13 00:01:54,114 --> 00:02:01,079 But there's something about Mary something not every guest sees 14 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:08,836 There's something about Mary 15 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,600 When I was 16, I fell in love. 16 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,693 What's up? 17 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,363 Great. 18 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,203 I was wondering... 19 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:47,375 I don't know, maybe you'd like to... If you don't want to, you don't have to... 20 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:51,880 I was wondering Are you going to the prom... 21 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,925 If so, so maybe you would like to come with me? 22 00:02:56,092 --> 00:03:00,054 As you wish. If not... 23 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,100 Did you take that biology test? 24 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:09,814 Maybe a boy I like will invite me I like it. I'll see what comes of it. 25 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,401 Great idea. 26 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,076 Does that mean you agree or not...? 27 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:28,583 I thought I made myself clear. If all else fails, maybe. 28 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,754 I'll take you at your word. 29 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:46,601 I wonder who she's going with. 30 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:55,068 Her name was Mary. She moved to Rhode Island two years earlier. 31 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,072 What a chick. 32 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,617 Apparently she's going with Woogie. 33 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:07,580 - With whom? - With the bruiser from Barrington High. 34 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,625 Woogie from Baran-ton High? 35 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,670 - It's probably some kind of sacrifice. - Victim? 36 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:17,757 He is a member of the state football team football and basketball, 37 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,466 and what's more, he's a top student. 38 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:25,139 He got a scholarship to Princeton, and first he goes to Europe to work as a model. 39 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,642 I was thinking about that too. 40 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,647 Have you seen my baseball? 41 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,656 Have you seen my ball? 42 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,119 Look at him. 43 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:50,206 - Have you seen my ball? - Buddy, come here. 44 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,418 I think I know where your ball is. 45 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:57,130 - Have you seen her? - I saw. 46 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:01,342 See this girl? 47 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:07,015 She has it, but she calls it differently. 48 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,187 Nice earmuffs. 49 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:17,275 Have you seen my sausage? 50 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,070 Have you seen my sausage? 51 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:24,032 What the hell did you say? 52 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:27,577 Take that paw away. What did you say? 53 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,079 My sausage. 54 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:37,170 Relax. 55 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,298 The guy's a bit out of sorts. 56 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,260 Get out of here. Want to be the first to get hit? 57 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,055 Fight! 58 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,059 Stop. 59 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:54,479 - Are you okay, Warren? - Mary, have you seen my ball? 60 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:59,734 NO. You know you can't do it alone move away from the yard. 61 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,404 - Do you know him? - He's my brother. 62 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:08,868 I didn't know. Let him be careful what he says. 63 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,371 Booby. 64 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:15,541 - Are you okay? - NO. 65 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:19,003 What about you? 66 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,007 Thanks, Ted. 67 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:28,304 I couldn't believe she knew my name. I had friends who didn't know him. 68 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:32,725 Joe Montana is the most underrated quarterback. 69 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:37,105 He should play for the national team. Look what he did at Notre Dame. 70 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:39,941 - That's ridiculous. - Correct. 71 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:44,237 This year the best are the Forty-Niners. 72 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,447 Absolutely. 73 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,158 Piggyback! 74 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,661 Warren, leave Ted alone. 75 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:55,331 I'll do it if you think it will carry me off. 76 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,667 He weighs 105 kilos. It will lift you up. 77 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,129 - You don't have to. - I have a problem with my disk, but it's nothing. 78 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:04,465 Here you go. Come on, Warren. 79 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:11,764 He's a Clydesdale, isn't he? A real mustang. 80 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,933 Now it's my turn. 81 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,311 - But I... - You don't have to. 82 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:22,608 - Next! - Cool. 83 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,236 Cool, huh? 84 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,330 It was fun. 85 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,666 He only weighs 105 kilos, right? 86 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:42,795 - I'll hide. - Yes, hide. 87 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:48,134 - He's bursting with energy. - I'm having a great time with him. 88 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:54,223 - Thanks for seeing us. - No problem. So I'm already... 89 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,935 Are you going to the prom? 90 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:04,734 - Proms suck. - I thought maybe we could go together. 91 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:10,031 You mean your friends? Do you need a driver? 92 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:15,453 What I meant was that you and I could go together. 93 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:20,124 You and me? 94 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,423 Do you agree or disagree? 95 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,218 Bright. 96 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,720 All right. 97 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:36,933 I'll take Warren home. See you at school. 98 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,061 For now. 99 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:45,566 From then on, school friends they saw me completely differently. 100 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,902 You're lying like crazy. 101 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:51,739 Are we supposed to believe you're going to the prom with Mary? 102 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,200 What's so strange about that? 103 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:59,664 Sure, I invited Cyndi Lauper. What about Woogie? 104 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:03,543 She said she broke up with him. He was acting strange. 105 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,671 I bet you $20 you're making this up. 106 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,798 - Maybe 100? - Bet. 107 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,050 - I'm coming in. - Me too. 108 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:39,120 I'll pay only after work. Let him kiss me. 109 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,956 What are you looking for here? 110 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,256 My name is Ted Stroehmann. I'm taking Mary to the ball. 111 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,343 Mary went to the prom with Woogie 20 minutes ago. 112 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,475 I see. 113 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,438 Charlie, you're terrible. 114 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,775 This is Mary's stepfather, Charlie. I'm Sheila, her mom. 115 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,821 Don't pay attention to him. You're kidding him. 116 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,115 Very funny. 117 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,994 I'm just kidding. Woogie has a sense of humor. 118 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:25,041 Hello, Warren. 119 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:29,170 When he turns on MTV, You won't be able to tear it off at any cost. 120 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:34,675 Here she is. Honey, you look beautiful. 121 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:43,517 Look, look. You better watch out for her, boy. 122 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,580 You look very pretty. 123 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,208 Thanks. Nice colors. 124 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:11,295 The guy said that brown and beige are fashionable. 125 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:15,049 Ted got a little carried away from our wise guy. 126 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:20,054 - Dad, were you teasing Ted? - I was joking with him, right? 127 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,558 Warren, did you say hello to Ted? 128 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,895 About ten times. 129 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,690 I found your ball. 130 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:36,070 - Have you seen my ball? - If it was big and white, 131 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,741 with red seams... 132 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:46,038 then I saw it behind your ear. 133 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,047 Carefully. 134 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,592 Let him go. 135 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,892 What the hell are you doing? 136 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,603 You are in my house. 137 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:17,987 - What's wrong with you? - I gave him the ball. 138 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,949 - What ball? - I had a baseball. 139 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,910 I had a ball. 140 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:29,123 I brought it to him as a gift. 141 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,959 Are you shouting at me in my house? 142 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,628 Don't make me spank you. 143 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,798 Warren is oversensitive about the ears. 144 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,468 Are you okay, Warren? 145 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,763 Your arm is broken. 146 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,392 I'll go upstairs. 147 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,604 - I have to fix my dress. - I'll help you. 148 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,317 Can I use the bathroom? 149 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,278 - He broke the table. - Jerk. 150 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,990 I didn't do it. 151 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,993 The bathroom is there. 152 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,830 Maybe I'll spank him. 153 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,833 I wanted to please the boy. 154 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,078 Is he looking at you? What is he doing there? 155 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,708 - Mom, wait. - Cover yourself. 156 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,182 Ted, are you okay? 157 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,393 Everything's all right. 158 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,354 Take your time. 159 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,566 He sits there for over half an hour. 160 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,193 Charlie, I think he was masturbating. 161 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,238 Mom! 162 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,908 He watched you undress and smiled stupidly. 163 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,286 I looked at the birds. 164 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,913 - Do something. - What? 165 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:37,251 He needs male help. 166 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,254 Dad, give him a minute. 167 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,423 Listen, I'm coming in. 168 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:48,137 What's going on? Did you shit yourself? 169 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,306 I would like... 170 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,267 I trimmed it. 171 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,519 What did you prune? 172 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,730 His. 173 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:06,030 It's not the end of the world. These things happen. 174 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,033 Let's see. 175 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,460 -Sheila... - No. 176 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,966 Honey, you have to see this. 177 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,553 No... 178 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,557 She is a dentist's assistant. She will know what to do. 179 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,643 Mrs. Jensen, how are you? 180 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,354 Are you okay? 181 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,105 Holy crap! 182 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,566 Charlie, you could have warned me. 183 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:47,655 I'm sorry, ma'am. I don't want Mary to hear. 184 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,949 Relax. 185 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,579 What exactly is it? 186 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,207 What do you mean? 187 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:03,212 Is that... or...? 188 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,674 Sausage or eggs? 189 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,135 I don't know. A bit of both. 190 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,181 Sausage and eggs. 191 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,893 - What is this bubble? - What do you think? 192 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,689 How did you do it that eggs are higher than sausages? 193 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,526 I don't know. I didn't plan this. 194 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:31,198 A lot of skin sticks out so it needs to be disinfected. 195 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,826 No need. 196 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,704 - Good morning. - Christ. 197 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:41,208 What's going on here? Neighbors heard a woman's scream. 198 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,711 He was the one screaming. 199 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,630 You have to see this. 200 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:54,930 - Isn't it wonderful? - What were you imagining? 201 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,726 How did you manage to close the fly all the way? 202 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,729 Let's say it's agile. 203 00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:10,029 You will move the car, so we can park? 204 00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,196 Lenny, come here. 205 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,076 Look what this idiot did. 206 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:18,746 Holy crap! 207 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:27,421 Mike, Eddie. Come here quickly. Call the rest. Bring your camera. 208 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,050 We have a boy here... What's your name? 209 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,219 There's only one thing you can do. 210 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,930 You know what? I have an idea. 211 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:41,435 We don't have to do anything because I can pull my shirt out. 212 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,730 - We'll sort it out after the ball. - Calm down. 213 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,942 You've already done the hard part. Now we just need to unzip our fly. 214 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,070 Teddy, be brave. 215 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,573 It's like I'm ripping off a band-aid. 216 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,201 Once... 217 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,203 two... 218 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,954 and... 219 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,331 He's bleeding. 220 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,460 - Stop by pressure. - Out of the way. 221 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,465 He masturbated. 222 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,260 Please get out of the way. 223 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,138 He masturbated. 224 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,642 - This never happened to Woogie. - Are you okay? 225 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,480 He masturbated. 226 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,983 Are you okay? 227 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:56,760 A few days later anyway school is over, 228 00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:01,181 and in July her father transferred to Florida. 229 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:06,186 I worked all summer to pay off my debts... 230 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,523 And I never saw Mary again. 231 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:14,695 It was... 13 years ago. 232 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,532 Very interesting. 233 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:23,871 I know you don't forget such things but I guess I just... 234 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,999 I erased it from my memory. 235 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:33,213 Last week while driving on the highway, I started thinking about Mary 236 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:37,885 and I couldn't gasp for air. 237 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,387 I thought I was going to die. 238 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,558 So I pulled off the road and I stopped at... 239 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:49,146 I think it was a parking lot next to the highway. I was shaking and... 240 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,317 These are places where faggots meet. 241 00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:03,410 Highway parking lots are modern bathhouses for homosexuals. 242 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,127 What... 243 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,380 What are you saying? 244 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,760 Time is up. 245 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:23,055 We'll dig into that next week. 246 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:32,147 You are a writer, writers are artists, and most artists are a bit of that. 247 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,858 Thanks for your support. 248 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,946 I thought that you will want to smoke with a beer. 249 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,114 We actually want to. 250 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,409 - I don't think I want to. -You don't want to? 251 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,620 Want something different? 252 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,122 - Will you eat something? - I'm not hungry. 253 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:52,584 Cookie? Honey, do we have cookies? 254 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,463 - No, but I can bake something. - Don't bake. 255 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,967 Why don't you bake some cupcakes? 256 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,803 Great. Chocolate or caramel? 257 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,138 Let them be chocolate. 258 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,517 - Really, no... - It's okay. Don't worry. 259 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,978 -She loves it. - Really? 260 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:15,148 This is great. That's what I want... 261 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:19,820 have a family someone who... well, you know. 262 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:27,828 - It must be great to have it all. - Every day is better than the next. 263 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,040 How about you with the big M? 264 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,796 Have you ever fallen in love? 265 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,133 Once. 266 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,971 - Mary. - Just not Mary again. 267 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:52,019 I know it was fleeting but it was definitely love, Dom. 268 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,855 A crush doesn't last 13 years, right? 269 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,190 What happened to Mary? 270 00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:01,528 - She moved to Miami with her family. - Why don't you look for her? 271 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:05,198 I already tried once. He has an unlisted number. 272 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,160 One small obstacle and you give up? 273 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,998 This will be best. 13 years have passed. She'll think I'm stalking her. 274 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,209 You should rent private detective. 275 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:19,004 Let him find her and follow her. 276 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,049 It's too sick. 277 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:28,847 And she definitely has a husband and children. Such girls do not stay unmarried for long. 278 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,975 I have an idea. 279 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,770 The guy in my office... Healy. 280 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,481 He's an insurance detective. 281 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,484 He often goes to Miami. Maybe it will help you. 282 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,987 A bit crazy, but good at what he does. 283 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:53,246 Are you looking for a friend from school? 284 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:59,711 That's adorable. I don't get it, but it's cute. 285 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:07,344 - Don't you get it? - I like to hit big pipes. 286 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:12,224 Be honest with me. 287 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:17,604 Let's talk. 288 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,815 You made her have a baby? 289 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,274 NO. 290 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:26,405 - Is he blackmailing you? - Blackmailing? NO. 291 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:31,451 - You want to kill her, don't you? - You're joking, right? 292 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,664 So it's just stalking? 293 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,584 I'm not a stalker. 294 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,087 - She's my friend. - Bright. 295 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:49,052 That's why it has a private number and he hasn't spoken to you for 13 years. 296 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:52,973 You're good, Ted. You're quite a guy. 297 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,767 Forget it. 298 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,562 I will find her. 299 00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:02,774 But if this girl dies, I'll report you to the police. 300 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,777 All right. 301 00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:25,338 Healy, man. 302 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,508 Sully! Look at yourself. 303 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:31,761 You look like a tinker, victim. 304 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,724 Good dog. Does it bite? 305 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,685 A bit. Get in. 306 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,858 - This is the information you asked for. - Thanks. 307 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:48,361 I deserve thanks. It wasn't easy to find her. 308 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,740 Did she scam you on your insurance? 309 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:56,369 One guy paid me to find one his high school girlfriend. 310 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,705 Maniac, huh? 311 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,333 And what kind. 312 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,281 I think we found your Mary, Ted. 313 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:36,409 Husband: none. 314 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:40,372 Children and Labrador: none. 315 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,582 Nice packaging... 316 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,751 That's right. 317 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,094 Good morning, Magda. 318 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,555 You're blocking the sun for me, honey. 319 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,767 Have you been here all night again? 320 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:05,105 Of course it is. Neighborhood watch is very important. 321 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:11,820 This is called eavesdropping phone calls? 322 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:16,825 This only catches cell phones within a kilometer. 323 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,118 Meaning? 324 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:21,830 You must know are the neighbors not idiots? 325 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:28,420 Do you know the guy from the green house? He's cheating on his wife. 326 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:32,966 I'm not surprised at all. 327 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:36,303 Puffy is always barking at him. 328 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:39,639 And Puffy only barks at bad people. 329 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:46,438 I'm going to play golf and meet Warren. 330 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:50,483 - Get some sleep. - Bye, honey. 331 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,872 Hello, Herb, I have an apple for you. 332 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,500 - Thanks, Mary. - Have a nice day. 333 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:10,837 You look nice, honey. 334 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,910 Mrs. Bailey, how are you? 335 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,537 We found a passionate sportswoman. 336 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,464 Do you want a sports section? 337 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:58,343 - For now. - See you. 338 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,181 A CENTER FOR EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE 339 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,617 Can I have two, Mary? 340 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:27,497 Two halves, just like everyone else. 341 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,877 - Will you marry me, Mary? - I'd like to, Jimmy. 342 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,631 But I'm already engaged to Freddie. 343 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:40,385 -Who is Freddie? I? - Yes, you. 344 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,263 Will you marry me? 345 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,390 What about Dolores? 346 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,476 - Will you marry us both? - I'll kiss you. 347 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:51,771 You're a good kisser. 348 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:55,984 - Thanks, Mary. - You're welcome, Zack. 349 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:59,779 No onions. 350 00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:01,865 How are you? 351 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:06,911 I am looking for a doctor to share 352 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:11,458 dinners, long walks and marriage. 353 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:14,961 - Is he looking for a body? - You have to write specifically. 354 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:21,593 For example: I am looking for a deaf person with a big dick and a trust fund. 355 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:27,640 My guy has to play golf half the day and have enough strength, 356 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:30,810 to take me and Warren for the game and hot dogs. 357 00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:34,481 Hot dogs with sausage and beer. Not just any piss, real beer. 358 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:37,484 This is my announcement. 359 00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:40,820 A fat guy who likes beer and golf. 360 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:44,115 Where will you find such a treasure? 361 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,453 There's a catch. 362 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,998 - He is to be self-employed. - Like a drug dealer? 363 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:58,546 I meant more of an architect type. 364 00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:02,008 Someone who has a freelance profession. 365 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:06,429 Who can do it anywhere and not be tied down. 366 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:11,059 Where would you go? with your potbellied architect? 367 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,145 - For the football championship? - Good. 368 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:17,524 Maybe to Nepal for a few months. 369 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:21,152 And you'd probably dump him halfway to Kathmandu. 370 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:25,240 - What does that mean? - That you change your mind too often. 371 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,534 - I'm not changing it. - Come on, Mary. 372 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:32,956 Do you remember this handsome guy whom you left as if nothing had happened? 373 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,875 What was his name? This packer. 374 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:39,212 We had fun for a while. 375 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,715 Forgive yourself. What really happened to Brett? 376 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,176 He seemed so sweet. 377 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,889 Do you know what Brett told Tucker? 378 00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:55,311 That if it weren't for Warren, he would have proposed a long time ago. 379 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:00,984 To hell with Brett. 380 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:06,114 I have a vibrator. 381 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:28,386 These were the matches of the month. Thank you for your attention. 382 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:33,391 See you next Sunday on The Sports Machine. 383 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:51,242 I can watch this. 384 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,753 First weak point, Ted. 385 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:24,484 - Will you pour me some whiskey with lemon? - It's already being done. 386 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:28,696 - I have great news for you. - Excellent? 387 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:34,160 - Your life will change. - Really? Did you find her? 388 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:39,332 You were right it really is unique. 389 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:44,003 Really? So nothing has changed? 390 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,464 I don't know that. 391 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:49,634 Tell me something. 392 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,012 Was she a bit chubby at school? 393 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,348 NO. 394 00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:02,313 -She must have gained a few kilos. - So she's rounder? 395 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,985 She gained two or three ten pounds. It's not bad. 396 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,529 Two or three tenners, eh? 397 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:14,158 This is normal after several pregnancies. 398 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:17,036 Does she have a husband? 399 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:20,873 She never did. This is the good news. 400 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:25,336 Four kids with three guys but no support. 401 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:30,174 Busy bastards. It must be hard to keep up with them in a wheelchair. 402 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,928 Is Mary in a wheelchair? 403 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:39,183 I thought it moved you. I ordered whiskey with lemon. 404 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,562 Are you sure this is the same Mary? 405 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:46,149 Definitely. Does he have a brother, Warren? 406 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:49,235 Don't be so surprised. It's been a long time. 407 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:55,283 You've definitely changed a lot too. Do you think you yourself are flawless? 408 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,870 Yes... I mean, I'm not flawless. 409 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:03,082 Her bookmaker told me everything. Stunner. 410 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:07,420 You should visit her. She's real gold. 411 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,840 Thanks, Hely. Good job. 412 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:17,429 Don't you want her address? 413 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,431 What? 414 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:47,585 The suffering has returned again the depression returned 415 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:52,255 Because true love hurts 416 00:34:54,342 --> 00:35:00,473 and reduces you to a role a little child in distress 417 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,978 Because true love hurts 418 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:11,150 Sorrow, pity and pity 419 00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:14,320 Isn't that what love is called? 420 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:20,660 Love can bring pain, as great and vast as the sea 421 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:27,750 Take my advice: there are no rules in love 422 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:33,297 And true love hurts 423 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,473 Where are you going? 424 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,767 I'm leaving. 425 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,854 Good luck in Miami, Pat. 426 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,857 What will you be doing in Miami? 427 00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:54,152 I accepted the job offer. 428 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,028 For whom? 429 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:59,574 For...Rice-a-roni. 430 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:03,286 They don't make this in San Francisco? 431 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,538 They produced. 432 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,790 They change the image. 433 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:14,213 I have thought a lot and still want to visit her. 434 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:18,384 This piglet? Are you crazy? 435 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,721 You said it was real gold. 436 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:25,933 I said mud. She's hideous. 437 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,689 Anyway, I think I'll call her. 438 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:36,068 Maybe it's crazy but maybe I can help her. 439 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:40,239 I feel sorry for her. The poor thing is in a wheelchair. 440 00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:42,533 It's a bunion. It will heal. 441 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,203 Hallux? I thought... 442 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,372 That's not even my point. 443 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:53,920 I know you won't understand but I can't leave it like this. 444 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:59,592 I still have feelings for her. 445 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:04,222 She's really important to you, isn't she? 446 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:15,399 Let me tell you something. I'll get her number when she gets back from Japan. 447 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,443 Thank you. 448 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:21,948 What is she doing in Japan? 449 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:27,078 Have you heard of catalog wives? They go there too. 450 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:31,457 Mary is... Are they desperate? She is a whale. 451 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:35,503 It's sumo culture. They pay per kilogram. 452 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:39,590 As for tuna. 453 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:43,636 You said she was a virgin. No backrest, remember? 454 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:47,306 You had your chance. You ruined it. 455 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:52,144 Did I have a chance? 456 00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:56,649 Sorry. Just... 457 00:37:56,816 --> 00:38:01,779 You're interpreting it wrong. You should feel free. 458 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:05,324 You think you've lost the most wonderful girl, 459 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:10,496 but trimming the cock with the zipper was the best thing in your life. 460 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:15,126 - Why don't you say it louder? - Yes, it was. 461 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,504 I never told you about this. 462 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:22,717 I only lived four towns away. 463 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:25,845 - Sure, honey. - I have to go. 464 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,348 I get up at six. I'm helping my boss's brother move. 465 00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:31,726 Who is your boss's brother? 466 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,853 I have no idea. I don't know him. 467 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:38,691 You need to finish this book so you can he could quit his job at that stupid newspaper. 468 00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:46,782 Nice swing. 469 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,208 I'm good! 470 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:00,379 I haven't played for a long time. 471 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,970 Could you give me some tips? 472 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:12,183 Bright. Don't disturb others while playing. 473 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,393 Thanks. 474 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,229 Can I get you something to drink? 475 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:19,482 No, thanks. 476 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:25,279 Sorry to disturb you again... 477 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:28,240 but can you change a dollar? 478 00:39:29,116 --> 00:39:31,660 I only have Nepali money. 479 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,375 Have you been to Nepal? 480 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,088 A few months ago. 481 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:46,384 I don't really know why I need a house there. 482 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:56,018 - Nice to meet you again. - You too. 483 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,523 What's your name? 484 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:02,733 Pat Healy. 485 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:07,822 Do you want to know mine? 486 00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:11,200 I already know them, Mary. 487 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,619 From where? 488 00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:17,123 They're written on your bag. 489 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:28,134 Are these plans? 490 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:33,264 This? These are the projects I'm working on. 491 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,809 Museum, children's hospital. 492 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:42,606 - Are you an architect? - I'll give it up soon and take up golf. 493 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:48,779 They are building a new museum in the city or... 494 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,450 Honestly, I hate talking about it. 495 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:54,702 Sorry. 496 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,288 It's just what I do for a living. 497 00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:01,792 - My passion is my hobby. - What are your hobbies? 498 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,003 I work with the disabled. 499 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:09,008 I guess that's a bit incorrect? 500 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:14,847 I don't care. Nobody will tell me who I can work with and who I can't work with. 501 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:18,642 -I mean... - We have a kid with Down syndrome. 502 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:24,315 His forehead is as big as a barn, but we don't tease him too much. 503 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:28,027 -He came out of his cage once... - Are they keeping him in a cage? 504 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:32,323 - It's a fenced-off place. - But they keep him locked up? 505 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,367 - It's terrible. -I said that too. 506 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:38,621 And I bought him a leash. 507 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:43,125 You attach it to a clothesline, so he could go for a run. 508 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:48,422 It has a lot of space to dig... to play. 509 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:52,635 The boy has really developed, you know? 510 00:41:52,801 --> 00:41:56,013 Now I can go to the cinema or to the match with him. 511 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,642 Entertain him. 512 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:04,647 - Cool. - Maybe it's nice for them. 513 00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:09,860 Much better for me. I feel like I'm in heaven. 514 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:16,951 These kids are the best thing about me encountered in this crazy world. 515 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,749 Be careful with that, idiot. 516 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,293 - What? - Same thing. 517 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,713 You've already damaged my piano. 518 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,384 I'll be more careful. 519 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,844 Are you a wimp or what? 520 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:40,015 It's a bit heavy. 521 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:45,604 I would give everything to be able to lift a little. 522 00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:47,940 That's not what I meant. 523 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:51,694 I'll go get some coffee. 524 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,613 HOW DO I RIDE? CALL 1-300-FELL AWAY 525 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:06,584 Damaged vertebra to the left of L7. 526 00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:10,087 Broad bean? 527 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,756 Remember Mary? 528 00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:15,134 Yes. 529 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:18,137 I remember Mary. 530 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:22,474 I met her a few months ago at a convention in Las Vegas. 531 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:27,313 - How did you meet her at the convention? - I'm a chiropractor and she's an orthopedist. 532 00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:30,482 -Who is he? - An orthopedic surgeon. 533 00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:34,737 And she's still quite a chick. 534 00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:40,075 What if they don't want a class action? 535 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:45,748 That's what I'm trying to explain. Let's discuss this again. 536 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:48,375 Mary is a chick. 537 00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:50,669 Mary is a chick? 538 00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:55,174 That's it for today. We'll finish tomorrow. 539 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,345 - What are you talking about? - My Mary. 540 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:02,848 It's not in Japan. There is no gang of bastards. 541 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,810 My friend says she's a chick. Surgeon's cane. 542 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,896 I don't understand. 543 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:11,857 Think about it. Healy didn't find her. 544 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:15,027 He signed a contract with Rice-a-roni. 545 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:21,867 What's on your mind? 546 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:27,373 These idiots are giving me a rash. I'm stressed because of them. 547 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:32,711 I feel terrible because I recommended him to you. 548 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:36,090 You need to call her. 549 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:38,217 I don't care about the ringing. 550 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:40,511 I'm going there. 551 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:44,181 Bright. And immediately. 552 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,601 How lucky is he? 553 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:51,230 His name is Pat. I met him at the training ground. 554 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,525 Handsome? 555 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,735 This is not Steve Young. 556 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,863 What is he like? 557 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:01,949 I don't know. 558 00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,243 A bit idiotic. A bit of a bummer. 559 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:06,704 So why are you dating him? 560 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:10,124 You don't understand, Magda. 561 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:14,753 - It's like the movie Harold and Maude. - I don't watch new movies. 562 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,382 And you should, because it's the best modern love story. 563 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:25,764 Money doesn't matter in love social position or age. 564 00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:30,602 Two people must have something in common. 565 00:45:30,769 --> 00:45:34,273 - They must be soul mates. - Soul mate oil. 566 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:40,362 My little Puffy will tell you everything about him in two seconds. 567 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:43,449 If he starts barking, it won't matter. 568 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:49,246 And if he likes it, maybe something will come out of it. 569 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:19,902 Pufferball likes when I stroke his belly. 570 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,488 It's amazing. 571 00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:27,159 He doesn't like anyone. She doesn't usually like guys. 572 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:30,954 - He doesn't like bad guys. - Really? 573 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:35,000 He feels that you love animals. You love it, right? 574 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,169 You figured me out. 575 00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:41,715 In Nepal, the villagers called me Kin Ton Ti. 576 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,383 That is 577 00:46:43,675 --> 00:46:50,682 noble man, loving and loved by animals. 578 00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:54,728 Would you like some tea? 579 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,523 I'd like a beer if I could. 580 00:46:57,689 --> 00:47:00,526 You can. 581 00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:04,488 Will you help me in the kitchen? 582 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,323 Of course. 583 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,452 Kin Ton Ti. 584 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:16,124 Puffer doesn't like bad guys, does he? 585 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,385 Come on, dog. 586 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:29,555 - Would you like some clam sauce? - No, thanks. 587 00:47:29,721 --> 00:47:33,225 I'd like to eat a piece of plantain. 588 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,977 Babies? 589 00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:49,241 Pat, do you want Budweiser or Heineken? 590 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:50,784 Whatever. 591 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:55,539 Come on, Puffer. Just don't pour your piss on me. 592 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,750 Okay, I'll get you some normal ones. 593 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:29,948 Ready? 594 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,457 Good dog. 595 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:43,962 We only have Oreos. What do you say, darling? 596 00:48:44,129 --> 00:48:46,173 Oh God. 597 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:50,886 He swaddled him like a baby. 598 00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:55,057 He felt a bit cold. 599 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,437 - We're here. - Museum? 600 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:04,316 - I thought we were going to dinner. - First, I have a surprise. 601 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:08,946 - It's an architectural exhibition. - Architectural exhibition? 602 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:13,158 - I have to eat something or I'll have seizures. - We'll eat in 20 minutes. 603 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:18,497 My friend Tucker will be there. He's an architect too. 604 00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:24,294 This blows my mind. 605 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:30,258 What do you think this amounts to? Art deco or art nouveau? 606 00:49:30,425 --> 00:49:32,970 Deco. 607 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,764 Beautiful. 608 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:41,019 Is this a vestibule or a portico? What's the difference? 609 00:49:41,186 --> 00:49:47,734 When looking at architecture, try hard perceive the building as a whole. 610 00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:51,113 Try to perceive its nature, 611 00:49:51,738 --> 00:49:57,369 its totalitarian...ism, so to speak. 612 00:49:57,536 --> 00:50:00,205 It's time for crabs. Let's go to Joe's. 613 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,873 Hello, Tucker. 614 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:09,548 - How are you? - Nice to see you. 615 00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,051 Let's say this. 616 00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,304 This is my friend, Pat Healy. 617 00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:19,224 - Nice to meet you, Patrick. - Me too. 618 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:22,144 - Pat is an architect too. - Seriously? 619 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:25,814 - Where do you work? - Mainly in Boston. 620 00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:29,317 In Boston? Did you get your diploma there? 621 00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:31,653 Yes Sir. 622 00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:34,239 Where did you study? 623 00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:35,741 At Harvard. 624 00:50:35,907 --> 00:50:39,077 So Kim Green had to teach you. 625 00:50:39,244 --> 00:50:41,747 Among others. 626 00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:45,542 Pat does projects all over the world. 627 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,919 Where could I have seen your work? 628 00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:50,922 Were you in... 629 00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:55,761 Let me think... In Santiago, Chile? 630 00:50:55,927 --> 00:51:00,432 Twice last year. Which building did you design? 631 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,768 Have you seen the football stadium? 632 00:51:02,934 --> 00:51:06,146 Did you build the Estadio Olímpico? 633 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:11,943 No, but something nearby: Celinto Catayente towers. 634 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,946 Magnificent buildings, I must admit. 635 00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:21,703 Next time you're there take a look at them. 636 00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:31,296 Thanks for taking me. 637 00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:36,468 I've been driving for 15 hours now so I could use some company. 638 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:41,306 Five and a half hours I stood in one place. 639 00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:45,102 Hitchhiking is illegal in this state. 640 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:47,979 So it's probably hard to stop something. 641 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:51,983 What are you up to? Are you a seller? 642 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:56,905 No, I'm not anyone. 643 00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:59,950 I am a salesman. 644 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:04,121 I'm opening my own company. Are you coming in? 645 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:13,380 I don't have any money or... 646 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:16,508 Have you heard of 8 minutes of crunches? 647 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:19,636 Yes, these are video exercises. 648 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:24,766 I'm selling something that will put them out of business. Listen. 649 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:28,854 7 minutes of crunches. 650 00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:34,234 I see what you mean. 651 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:36,236 Idea. You enter the store, 652 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:39,865 you have 8 minutes of crunches on the shelf, and right next to it 7 minutes. 653 00:52:40,031 --> 00:52:44,244 - Which one will you choose? - Seven. 654 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:47,372 Exactly. 7 minutes of crunches. 655 00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:50,709 We guarantee the same effects like eight minutes later. 656 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:53,253 Do you guarantee? How? 657 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:56,923 If it doesn't satisfy you first seven minutes 658 00:52:57,090 --> 00:53:00,594 We will send you an extra minute for free. 659 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:05,265 This is our motto. That's what we're about. 660 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,893 That's good. 661 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,897 As long as no one jumps out with 6 minutes of crunches. 662 00:53:12,063 --> 00:53:14,816 Then you're in trouble, huh? 663 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:24,743 NO. Not six. I said seven. 664 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,746 Nobody exercises for six minutes. 665 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:32,209 You won't even warm up properly. 666 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,920 - Right. - Seven is a key number. 667 00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:39,841 Seven days a week, seven dwarves, lucky seven. 668 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:45,096 Seven squirrels are swinging on a branch, eating sunflower seeds at my uncle's. 669 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:48,350 You know that rhyme. 670 00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:54,856 You dream of gorgonzola when you eat brie. 671 00:53:55,023 --> 00:54:00,320 To my office. I'm firing you. 672 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:03,615 I have to pee. I'll stop. 673 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:08,954 These seats make everything scratch my skin. Are they made of cactus or something? 674 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:17,170 I've only been waiting for seven minutes. 675 00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:28,932 Wait your turn. 676 00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:40,360 - It's an air raid. - No, I was just peeing. 677 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,822 - Me too. - Me too. 678 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:46,825 You were all just peeing. Let's go. 679 00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:55,625 Jimmy Shay, is that you? 680 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:13,727 Oh God. 681 00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:15,979 Ted? 682 00:55:18,189 --> 00:55:21,693 Let me tell you something. 683 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:24,571 I still feel like peeing. 684 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:28,325 - Will you give me a cup? - I told you he was a fag. 685 00:55:58,229 --> 00:56:02,734 - You have a nice grandma. - Magda is not my grandmother. 686 00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:05,278 He rents an apartment next door. 687 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:10,658 Her husband died a few years ago, and she doesn't like being alone. 688 00:56:10,825 --> 00:56:14,120 - Doesn't it bother you? - Maybe it's weird, but no. 689 00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:19,292 Sometimes I wish I was like Magda and don't go home. 690 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:24,297 I'd like to wander around a bit travel around the world. 691 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:27,425 I don't understand why someone who has a hut in Nepal... 692 00:56:27,592 --> 00:56:30,136 he would be wandering around. 693 00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:32,097 I would go there immediately. 694 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:34,599 I would sell it. 695 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:38,770 I would start over in a new place he quit his job as an architect. 696 00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:43,149 I would live without rush, read more books, watched more movies. 697 00:56:43,316 --> 00:56:45,193 Are you an avid cinema fan? 698 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,947 It's hard to be a movie buff when they only talk nonsense. 699 00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:52,325 I would like to make films like they used to. 700 00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:56,246 Classic like Karate Kid or Harold and Maude. 701 00:56:58,748 --> 00:57:01,626 Harold and Maude is my favorite movie. 702 00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:04,003 Don't make fun of it. I know it's bad... 703 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,213 I'm not kidding. 704 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:09,926 Harold and Maude is one of the best modern love stories. 705 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:16,099 I thought I was the only one who thought so. 706 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:20,812 I can't believe I've met someone like that. Let's dance. 707 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:28,194 You would never suspect him of anything. 708 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:34,325 That's probably why he succeeded to lull the victim's vigilance. 709 00:57:34,492 --> 00:57:36,703 Where did they find the body? 710 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:41,082 In a big red bag on the passenger seat. 711 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:44,043 Chopped into pieces. 712 00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:46,379 Horrible. 713 00:57:46,546 --> 00:57:49,966 A real psycho. 714 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:55,013 You're nervous. I will talk to him. 715 00:57:57,348 --> 00:57:59,517 Detective Stabler. This is Krevoy. 716 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:04,397 I haven't had sex. I was really going to pee. 717 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:10,570 I went into the bushes and tripped over this one guy and then the cops showed up... 718 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:13,531 We believe you. 719 00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:24,000 The problem is... we found your friend in the car. 720 00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:27,128 Hitchhiker? 721 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:30,924 Is it just about the hitchhiker? 722 00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:34,427 Great. I'm unlucky. 723 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:36,804 I'll get caught for everything. 724 00:58:36,971 --> 00:58:40,558 So you confess? 725 00:58:40,725 --> 00:58:43,811 Yes, I'm guilty. 726 00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:47,774 I know you have a lot of work and I'm very sorry. 727 00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:50,235 I admit I did it. 728 00:58:50,401 --> 00:58:54,906 Stopowicz even told me that's illegal, so... 729 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,912 What was his name? 730 00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:13,258 Can we get to the point? I'm in big trouble...? 731 00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:15,426 Tell me why you did it. 732 00:59:15,593 --> 00:59:18,721 Why did I do it? 733 00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:23,184 I don't know. Out of boredom. 734 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:28,648 The guy was a talker, he wouldn't stop chatting. 735 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:34,112 Ted, it wasn't the first time, was it? 736 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,115 NO. 737 00:59:37,782 --> 00:59:41,619 - How many were there? - Hitchhikers? 738 00:59:41,786 --> 00:59:44,497 Throughout your life? 739 00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:49,586 I don't know. 25, 50. Who's counting? 740 00:59:49,752 --> 00:59:54,799 I know it's different here, but w In my condition it's not a big deal. 741 00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:57,635 You scoundrel. 742 00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:59,971 You will fry. 743 01:00:05,143 --> 01:00:10,315 - Relax. Are you okay? - What's wrong with you? 744 01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:34,672 Your friend Tucker is waiting for you. 745 01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:36,841 Seriously? 746 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:40,428 What's our schedule today? 747 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:43,139 You have a lot of patients in the afternoon. 748 01:00:44,682 --> 01:00:46,684 Hello, Tucker. 749 01:00:46,851 --> 01:00:49,687 What's up, doctor? 750 01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:52,523 You look different. Is that a new hairstyle? 751 01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:55,902 I have new crowns on my teeth. 752 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,196 They look great. 753 01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:02,367 - Aren't they too big? - The bigger the better. 754 01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:04,452 They could be whiter. 755 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:09,582 There's nothing sexier than a guy with a suit of white teeth. 756 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:11,918 Seriously? Come here. 757 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:16,506 - Has anyone ever fucked you here? - Behave yourself. 758 01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:21,219 How can I help you? 759 01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:24,889 I want to talk about your friend Patrick. 760 01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:28,101 - Nice, right? - That's what I'm wondering. 761 01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:32,313 - How long have you known him? -Not very long, but I like it. 762 01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:36,734 I know it's a little different but that's what I like about it. 763 01:01:36,901 --> 01:01:39,904 He dresses like an idiot. 764 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:42,573 He eats with his mouth open. 765 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:47,620 He rarely says the right thing and he probably farts. 766 01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:51,249 Are you looking for a fart? 767 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:53,626 No, I'm looking for a guy. 768 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:59,090 He seemed strange to me. 769 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:02,093 I found it strange. 770 01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:07,765 My friends from the north have never heard of it about architect Patrick Healy. 771 01:02:07,932 --> 01:02:10,601 He is not listed as a Harvard graduate. 772 01:02:10,768 --> 01:02:12,395 Whore! 773 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:15,481 - That's weird. - I thought so too. 774 01:02:15,648 --> 01:02:19,026 I hope you don't think that I'm nosy. 775 01:02:19,193 --> 01:02:22,780 I think you should watch out for him. That's all. 776 01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:26,993 Let's face it - you are beautiful. 777 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,580 And she's well off. And you trust people. 778 01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:33,291 The world is full of psychos. 779 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:35,877 Look after yourself. 780 01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:40,965 Thank you. I appreciate your concern. 781 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:44,635 I'll call you. 782 01:02:57,315 --> 01:03:02,487 - Open the door for you? - I have to learn it myself. 783 01:03:06,657 --> 01:03:08,910 Cholera! 784 01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,956 Could you, Mary? 785 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,420 Wait. 786 01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:22,715 Now try it. 787 01:03:30,681 --> 01:03:33,226 You see? I knew I could do it. 788 01:03:36,687 --> 01:03:41,359 See you. Jane, will you open the door for Tucker? 789 01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:43,194 Do you want me to... 790 01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:46,864 No. I've done this thousands of times. 791 01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:59,252 Mr. Stroehmann, on behalf of the authorities of South Carolina 792 01:03:59,877 --> 01:04:06,717 I'm sorry sir for any inconveniences you have experienced. 793 01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:12,890 At about 10:40 this morning, 794 01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:16,060 near the place where you were arrested, 795 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:18,980 mentally detained sick man. 796 01:04:19,146 --> 01:04:22,483 He committed murder for which we arrested you. 797 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:25,361 The fingerprints match. 798 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:29,532 Does that mean I'm free? 799 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,577 Please don't be angry. 800 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:37,123 Someone has come to see you. 801 01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:43,421 Shut up! 802 01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:53,848 You're lucky, you know? 803 01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:58,019 - Yes? - They didn't tell you? 804 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:02,356 The hitchhiker wanted to cut your throat, when you stopped to pee. 805 01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:05,943 You're born with a bonnet, you bastard. 806 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:12,199 Are you having that rash again? 807 01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:18,122 That's because I have bad news. 808 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,958 Are you okay? 809 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:27,465 Ted, I'm dying. 810 01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:40,186 I'm not dying, man. It's probably because of the humidity. 811 01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:44,607 The bad news is Healy. 812 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,401 The secretary took his last paycheck. 813 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:53,866 Pat's housekeeper said, that he fell in love with a doctor named Mary. 814 01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:58,454 In my Mary? 815 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:02,541 This is Healy's address. 816 01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:06,170 In the future, check Who do you send to do such a job? 817 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:09,715 It's sick, you know? 818 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:15,388 I guess you don't want to go out with him again? 819 01:06:15,554 --> 01:06:18,557 - He's a psycho. - A shitty guy. 820 01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:21,227 It's a hopeless situation. 821 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:24,480 It's a pity it had to happen like this. 822 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:26,857 It was almost perfect. 823 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,986 What was his name? 824 01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:33,864 -Healy. - Come here. You need to hear this. 825 01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:36,158 This is how we Healy were brought up. 826 01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:38,119 Where are you? 827 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:41,372 I have a date with this Mary. 828 01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,374 With a surgeon? 829 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:48,587 - We came across a broadcast. - Should we listen to this? 830 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:52,091 Does he still think you're an architect? 831 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:55,094 - An idiot. - Mr. Perfect, huh? 832 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,054 Watch your words. 833 01:06:57,221 --> 01:07:01,017 She's a great girl. I'm an idiot because I lied to her. 834 01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:05,396 - Why don't you tell her the truth? - I don't know. 835 01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:09,150 On today's women money is more impressive 836 01:07:09,316 --> 01:07:15,197 than some idiot who has been doing this for 17 years He was active in the Peace Corps. 837 01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:19,577 If she's so special, she will want to know everything about you. 838 01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:23,748 Tell her about the irrigation ditches, that you were digging in Sudan. 839 01:07:23,914 --> 01:07:29,837 About orphans who cried on your hands in... Romania. 840 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:33,758 About the hope you gave lepers in Calcutta. 841 01:07:33,924 --> 01:07:36,594 I'll be honest with you. I'm selfish and an asshole. 842 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:40,556 I love helping God's creatures. 843 01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:46,145 Seriously, I love it. I always did everything for myself. 844 01:07:51,192 --> 01:07:53,569 This is bullshit, man. 845 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,946 You were at the front. 846 01:07:56,113 --> 01:07:57,948 Remember? 847 01:07:58,115 --> 01:08:05,122 Do you remember malaria, typhus, this venereal disease? 848 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,833 Cholera! 849 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:14,548 I have treated terrible diseases in Third World countries. 850 01:08:14,715 --> 01:08:20,805 But I won't use mine philanthropy. Not after what I did. 851 01:08:21,471 --> 01:08:25,017 I lied to that poor girl. 852 01:08:26,143 --> 01:08:28,687 I lied! 853 01:08:29,395 --> 01:08:31,524 Sometimes people do stupid things out of love. 854 01:08:31,689 --> 01:08:33,984 You're right, man. 855 01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:36,487 I have to go. 856 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:39,532 What monkeys we are. 857 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,005 Mary, listen... 858 01:08:56,674 --> 01:08:59,426 I have something to tell you. 859 01:08:59,593 --> 01:09:01,679 I'm not an architect... 860 01:09:09,060 --> 01:09:11,522 - Okay, let's play. - Come on, Jimmy. 861 01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:13,858 Pass it to me. 862 01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:28,288 You are special as hell. 863 01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:43,470 I think I outplayed you. 864 01:09:43,636 --> 01:09:45,890 Pay up, man. 865 01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:50,685 - Coconut. - Very good. 866 01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:54,732 What about the rest, Warren? 867 01:10:06,827 --> 01:10:10,873 Look at her. She's prettier than I remembered. 868 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,500 It's perfect. 869 01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:16,170 Thanks for paying for dinner. 870 01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,464 Sorry I forgot my wallet. 871 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:20,966 Don't worry. It was fun. 872 01:10:27,431 --> 01:10:29,475 Cholera! 873 01:10:30,851 --> 01:10:34,438 - How does my stomach taste? - How her stomach tastes. 874 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:38,484 This is Warren. 875 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:42,988 - Sausage and eggs. - You just ate. 876 01:10:43,155 --> 01:10:46,116 He has a big appetite. Right, Warren? 877 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:50,162 I told you you had big... 878 01:10:55,459 --> 01:10:59,880 You can't touch his ears if he doesn't trust you. Are you okay? 879 01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:03,467 It's okay. See you tonight? 880 01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:05,678 Bright. 881 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:10,266 Give. Are you okay? 882 01:11:10,432 --> 01:11:13,143 - He ruined it. - I saw. 883 01:11:13,310 --> 01:11:16,272 What are you waiting for? 884 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:20,192 - I don't know what to say. - Tell her the truth about Healy. 885 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,403 Let him quit the jerk. 886 01:11:22,569 --> 01:11:24,071 I can't. 887 01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:28,492 I set him on her. She'll be furious. 888 01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:42,089 Is that... Yes, that's you. 889 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,927 - Who are you? - It's me, Ted. 890 01:11:49,054 --> 01:11:51,223 Ted from Rhode Island. 891 01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:58,397 - Nice to see you. - You too. 892 01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,691 How are you? 893 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:05,237 I haven't seen you since... 894 01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:08,282 - Prom. - Exactly. 895 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:12,911 You have a good memory. It was... 896 01:12:13,078 --> 01:12:15,372 I haven't thought about it in years. 897 01:12:15,539 --> 01:12:18,125 How are you? 898 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:22,463 - Well, you know. -Ah, everything's fine. 899 01:12:22,629 --> 01:12:27,217 I spent several weeks in hospital. No big deal. 900 01:12:27,384 --> 01:12:31,305 Now I'm fine. I'm as strong as an ox. 901 01:12:31,472 --> 01:12:33,599 - Hello, Warren. - Hello, Ted. 902 01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:37,728 - How are you? - How are you? 903 01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,230 I can't believe he remembers you. 904 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:44,777 - Piggyback? - I'll pass this time, okay? 905 01:12:44,943 --> 01:12:48,572 He never remembers anyone. It's amazing. 906 01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:52,368 What are you doing here? Are you working? 907 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:57,915 I work in this building. I just had lunch with Warren. 908 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,668 - What are you doing here? - It's a funny story. 909 01:13:01,835 --> 01:13:04,088 I was... I decided... 910 01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:06,882 I got into the car with my friend... 911 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:10,928 and we came to Florida. 912 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:19,895 You look great. 913 01:13:20,062 --> 01:13:23,273 How are you? Do you have a wife? Kids? 914 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:27,194 Somehow I managed to avoid it. 915 01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:29,696 God, how strange. 916 01:13:29,863 --> 01:13:34,034 - I'm standing here with Mary Jensen. - Actually, Mary Matthews. 917 01:13:34,201 --> 01:13:35,369 You left... 918 01:13:35,536 --> 01:13:38,872 No, I haven't done that yet. 919 01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:44,044 It's because of something that happened in college. A certain psycho... 920 01:13:44,211 --> 01:13:47,423 Anyway, he got a court order and it wasn't interesting. 921 01:13:47,589 --> 01:13:51,593 After Princeton, I decided to be careful and I changed my name. 922 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:56,723 - To forget about it. - It's terrible. 923 01:13:56,890 --> 01:14:00,894 It was terrible, but it's over now. 924 01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:05,858 What are you doing tonight? Want to go out for dinner? 925 01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:08,152 Talk about old times? 926 01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:11,572 Didn't we just do that? 927 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:15,784 Just kidding. 928 01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:25,127 I would love to but I already have plans for the evening. 929 01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:28,547 - But I'm free tomorrow. - Bright. 930 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:34,386 Or you can ignore that idiot I'm with you made an appointment, and make an appointment with me. 931 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:40,601 - Which hotel did you stay at? - In Cardoza. 932 01:14:42,394 --> 01:14:46,273 - Pick you up at eight? - Bright. 933 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,650 See you. 934 01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:53,780 Take a closer look at this, Ted and Mary are together like before 935 01:14:53,947 --> 01:14:58,702 You see why Ted loves her and he cries for her at night? 936 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:04,291 Do you think he's stupid? Look what time will bring... 937 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:08,712 Because it's more than just a regular date 938 01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:11,798 Mary... 939 01:15:11,965 --> 01:15:17,012 There's something about Mary 940 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,481 Bananas... 941 01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:31,193 In the evening we will buy bananas. 942 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,028 Why? 943 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:38,408 I always ate banana dessert after sex. 944 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:41,703 You'll need it today. 945 01:15:42,162 --> 01:15:45,832 Don't be in such a hurry. You will be the first to eat it. 946 01:15:45,999 --> 01:15:48,544 Better not bet. 947 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:54,841 During the last examination, the guest needed it there were leather gloves and pliers. 948 01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:59,429 I'm a little excited. 949 01:15:59,596 --> 01:16:04,017 I met a boy today who I haven't seen since high school. 950 01:16:04,184 --> 01:16:08,730 - Old love. - Let's say. His name is Ted Stroehmann. 951 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:11,775 He's so sweet. 952 01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:17,364 He was so cute and clumsy. He had a mouth full of metal. 953 01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,992 You know I like cameras. 954 01:16:20,158 --> 01:16:22,369 We agreed on this evening. 955 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:27,791 Exactly. I have to cancel my date with what's up. 956 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:31,211 How's he doing? 957 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:36,717 - Who's there? -Tucker. 958 01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:41,096 - How are you? - Fine and you? 959 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:44,808 - Look who's here. - There you are. 960 01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:47,519 I brought you something to quench your thirst. 961 01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:51,106 - You're sweet. - I'm not. 962 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:56,653 I want to get you drunk so I can have sex with Mary. 963 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:59,990 - Can I pour you a glass? - I have to run away. 964 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:03,994 - Unfortunately, this is not a social visit. - What's going on? 965 01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:09,082 - I have more news about Healy. - Everything's all right. 966 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,169 He admitted that he was not an architect. 967 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:18,425 He is a murderer. 968 01:17:19,926 --> 01:17:25,474 A friend of mine from the Boston Police Department he sent me a fax this morning. 969 01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:29,353 I'll summarize it for you briefly. 970 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:31,647 Patrick R. Healy started by stealing 971 01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:37,361 and at the age of 14 he had already attacked with a gun in his hand. 972 01:17:37,527 --> 01:17:40,530 As a 16-year-old committed the first murder. 973 01:17:40,697 --> 01:17:43,867 He killed a pretty teacher - Molly Pettygrove. 974 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:46,203 He was in prison until he was 22. 975 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,749 Then, contrary to the psychologist's recommendations, the authorities were forced to release him. 976 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:53,460 In my 20s, then in my 30s, 977 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:57,381 he was suspected of murders in the states of Utah and Washington. 978 01:17:57,547 --> 01:18:01,385 Unfortunately, the bodies of the victims were in such a state of decomposition, 979 01:18:01,551 --> 01:18:06,264 that there was not enough evidence to arrest him. And so on and so forth. 980 01:18:06,431 --> 01:18:09,559 What will I do? I'm supposed to meet him in an hour. 981 01:18:09,726 --> 01:18:14,398 Calm down. Everything will be fine. 982 01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:18,402 I will never understand why aren't you two together? 983 01:18:18,568 --> 01:18:21,488 I'm lucky having you as a friend. 984 01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:26,368 Don't worry. You're going to give me a good blowjob. 985 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:30,414 Most importantly, for you to distance yourself from him, 986 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:33,875 but not to get furious. 987 01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:40,132 I know what I have to do. Where's the phone? 988 01:18:54,104 --> 01:18:56,773 You'll pay for this, you bastard. 989 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:16,668 I don't know, Dom. 990 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:19,963 I feel bad. I'm so fucking nervous. 991 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:21,965 Chill out. 992 01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:25,469 Have you been to an ATM? Have you washed your car? 993 01:19:25,635 --> 01:19:27,721 Have you refueled? 994 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:32,058 - How about your breathing? - All right. I sucked on lozenges. 995 01:19:32,225 --> 01:19:36,772 You are ready. Just release the valves and you're good to go. 996 01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:40,192 Well, you know, release the valves. 997 01:19:40,358 --> 01:19:42,986 What do you mean? 998 01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:47,365 You jerk off before every big date, don't you? 999 01:19:47,532 --> 01:19:52,662 Say you're hitting a capuchin before the big date. 1000 01:19:52,829 --> 01:19:58,084 Don't you frown Fred before a date? Are you crazy? 1001 01:19:58,251 --> 01:20:00,712 It's like walking around with a loaded gun. 1002 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:03,507 That's why you're nervous. 1003 01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:07,052 My dear, sit down. 1004 01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,970 Listen... 1005 01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:13,809 after sex when you're lying in bed with a girl... 1006 01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:16,478 Are you nervous? 1007 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,772 NO. And why? 1008 01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:20,774 Because I'm tired. 1009 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:22,108 Untruth. 1010 01:20:22,275 --> 01:20:25,362 Because your body is no longer buzzing. 1011 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:29,449 This might mess with your head. 1012 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:35,705 The guy is the most honest moments after firing the gun. 1013 01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:37,874 It's scientifically proven. 1014 01:20:38,041 --> 01:20:41,628 That's because then I don't want to fuck anyone anymore. 1015 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:46,258 Then he thinks like a girl, and they love it. 1016 01:20:46,424 --> 01:20:48,802 Cholera. 1017 01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:51,555 I walked around with a loaded gun. 1018 01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:54,182 You could hurt yourself this way. 1019 01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:30,510 Healy, great to see you. 1020 01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:33,138 - You're done. - Relax. 1021 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:37,267 Who do you think you are making up this nonsense? 1022 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:39,769 Is that the pervert, Ted? 1023 01:21:39,936 --> 01:21:44,232 He got you, didn't he? You work for him, don't you? 1024 01:21:44,399 --> 01:21:46,484 Who? 1025 01:21:54,117 --> 01:21:55,994 Admit it or you'll regret it. 1026 01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:58,622 I love her, man. 1027 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:03,126 You heard me, damn it. 1028 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,797 I love Mary. 1029 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:14,137 I'm pretending, just like you. 1030 01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:19,351 - What do you mean? - I'm a fraud. 1031 01:22:19,517 --> 01:22:22,604 I'm not an architect. Don't be a jerk. 1032 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:27,734 Who goes to Santiago twice a year? 1033 01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:32,530 - I haven't even been to Jersey. - Calm down. 1034 01:22:32,697 --> 01:22:35,659 You knew who taught at Harvard. 1035 01:22:35,825 --> 01:22:38,119 I didn't know shit, man. 1036 01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:41,498 All I knew was that you were faking it. 1037 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:44,376 I came up with everything else. 1038 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:47,045 My real name is Norm. 1039 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,339 I'm delivering pizza. 1040 01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:52,968 This is my ID card. 1041 01:23:00,850 --> 01:23:02,394 Fuck me! 1042 01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:24,833 You don't need the rest. 1043 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:25,560 Where did it go? 1044 01:24:28,021 --> 01:24:30,398 Wait a minute. 1045 01:24:47,373 --> 01:24:50,418 - How are you? - Fine and you? 1046 01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:51,920 All right. 1047 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:54,964 You look beautiful. 1048 01:24:55,131 --> 01:24:57,383 Thank you. 1049 01:24:57,550 --> 01:24:59,803 What is this? 1050 01:25:01,805 --> 01:25:04,891 There's something on your ear. 1051 01:25:05,058 --> 01:25:06,893 On the left one. 1052 01:25:07,393 --> 01:25:10,271 Is that...? 1053 01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:13,942 Hair gel? 1054 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:19,906 - I could use some gel. - You don't have to... 1055 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:22,742 I just ran out. 1056 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:27,455 Everything's all right? 1057 01:25:27,622 --> 01:25:30,500 - Can I pour some more wine for you? - Bright. 1058 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:34,129 When you say killer, you mean... 1059 01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:36,005 He is a murderer. 1060 01:25:36,172 --> 01:25:40,385 - Was he convicted of murder? - He killed someone. It's terrible. 1061 01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:45,056 - Has he ever been to prison? - In Boston. I don't know how long... 1062 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:47,684 - And he ran away? - We have a hopeless system. 1063 01:25:47,851 --> 01:25:54,399 - He's free. I kissed him. - But you didn't do anything else, did you? 1064 01:25:55,316 --> 01:25:57,944 No... 1065 01:25:59,779 --> 01:26:02,907 I couldn't look in the mirror. 1066 01:26:04,951 --> 01:26:07,954 But just the thought... 1067 01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:15,587 I shouldn't be telling you all this. We haven't seen each other for so long. 1068 01:26:15,753 --> 01:26:18,631 I feel sorry for you. 1069 01:26:18,798 --> 01:26:23,636 I'm tired of talking about perverts. Let's talk about you. 1070 01:26:23,803 --> 01:26:26,097 Are you okay? 1071 01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:28,600 - Do you want water? - No, thanks. 1072 01:26:29,726 --> 01:26:32,562 - Tracy, how are the twins doing? - Go away, Norm. 1073 01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:36,733 I like it when you talk to me like that. 1074 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:38,735 Here you go, guy. 1075 01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:41,237 Still, smartass. 1076 01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:51,164 How did you meet Mary? 1077 01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:53,166 It was blind luck. 1078 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:58,504 I brought her a casserole once and she opened the door for me in her nightgown. 1079 01:26:58,671 --> 01:27:00,632 That was enough. 1080 01:27:00,798 --> 01:27:06,304 At home I shaved my beard and after a week I came to her with a broken spine. 1081 01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:09,182 Have you broken your spine? How did you do it? 1082 01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:12,518 A friend with a baseball bat helped me. 1083 01:27:12,685 --> 01:27:14,812 Great move. 1084 01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,192 Do you want one more? 1085 01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:21,694 Bright. 1086 01:27:21,861 --> 01:27:23,238 Docky. 1087 01:27:23,404 --> 01:27:26,824 - The same thing twice. - It's already being done. 1088 01:27:26,991 --> 01:27:30,411 They don't make enough meat on a stick. 1089 01:27:30,578 --> 01:27:33,748 There's a lot of sweetness, right? 1090 01:27:33,915 --> 01:27:39,379 Lollipops, ice cream, cotton candy, but not much meat. 1091 01:27:39,545 --> 01:27:42,757 True, there is little meat on a stick. 1092 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:47,053 You know what I would like? So that they sell meat in wafers. 1093 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:52,100 I haven't seen this yet. No one has thought of that yet. 1094 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:57,939 A nice big waffle of chopped liver. 1095 01:27:58,106 --> 01:27:59,607 Exactly. 1096 01:28:00,733 --> 01:28:03,528 It's a pity you don't live here. 1097 01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:06,531 We have a lot in common. 1098 01:28:07,657 --> 01:28:09,701 Maybe... 1099 01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:13,413 Have you ever thought? about returning to Rhode Island? 1100 01:28:13,579 --> 01:28:17,625 I'm doing too well here to quit it. 1101 01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:22,672 I have a great job here cool colleagues at work, Warren. 1102 01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:26,884 Maybe you should move here and marry me. 1103 01:28:31,597 --> 01:28:33,641 So you are a writer. 1104 01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:35,810 I'm trying to be one. 1105 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:39,897 The best thing about writing is that you can write anywhere. 1106 01:28:40,064 --> 01:28:42,317 That's true. 1107 01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:49,073 And you? How come you're still a virgin? 1108 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:55,913 I'm bi and lots of guys he can't understand it. 1109 01:28:57,123 --> 01:28:59,751 Do you want to smoke? 1110 01:29:01,919 --> 01:29:05,173 I read somewhere that most women... 1111 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:09,052 That when you ask them, most will admit that they tend to... 1112 01:29:09,218 --> 01:29:14,223 - Everyone has a little bit of... -Ted, I was joking. 1113 01:29:17,060 --> 01:29:20,021 Perverted son of a bitch. 1114 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:24,025 I'm fed up with this. 1115 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:27,737 Actually, I almost got married once. 1116 01:29:30,031 --> 01:29:32,533 What happened? 1117 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:35,286 He was a great guy. 1118 01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:37,413 He lived in the north... 1119 01:29:38,247 --> 01:29:40,041 Let's go. 1120 01:29:44,587 --> 01:29:46,422 Hold on. 1121 01:30:02,939 --> 01:30:06,901 Wait. How much have we thrown? 1122 01:30:07,068 --> 01:30:08,945 Four. 1123 01:30:09,112 --> 01:30:12,698 That's an awful lot of amphi for such a small dog. 1124 01:30:12,865 --> 01:30:16,828 - Are you sure it won't kill him? - I didn't say that. 1125 01:30:30,967 --> 01:30:34,929 That's how it ended. We haven't talked since then. 1126 01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:39,475 It looks like it was almost perfect. 1127 01:30:39,642 --> 01:30:41,727 Almost. 1128 01:30:43,521 --> 01:30:47,608 Will you go upstairs to watch Sportscenter? 1129 01:30:48,568 --> 01:30:51,571 I'll go as long as I'm doing well. 1130 01:30:51,737 --> 01:30:55,783 You're not doing so well, Ted. 1131 01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:08,087 - What are you doing? - I'm straightening my bones. 1132 01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:15,386 Put it down. 1133 01:31:18,931 --> 01:31:21,058 Thanks, honey. 1134 01:31:25,396 --> 01:31:27,648 Where is Puffy? 1135 01:31:27,815 --> 01:31:30,401 He was unbearable and I locked him in the bathroom. 1136 01:31:35,740 --> 01:31:38,826 Please let the dog out of the bathroom. 1137 01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:42,288 I need to talk to Magda. 1138 01:32:00,389 --> 01:32:03,059 What breed is Puffy? 1139 01:32:03,226 --> 01:32:06,812 A border terrier like Benji. 1140 01:32:20,159 --> 01:32:23,746 Are you the one making so much noise? 1141 01:32:41,597 --> 01:32:43,766 Puffy, stop it! 1142 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,395 Try this. 1143 01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:41,907 - Do you want a grape? - Bright. 1144 01:33:43,117 --> 01:33:44,994 Ready? 1145 01:33:45,161 --> 01:33:47,622 Three points. 1146 01:33:47,788 --> 01:33:50,249 We're quite a team. 1147 01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:25,326 - Closer. - It'll be all right. Come here. 1148 01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:27,536 Just a little longer. 1149 01:34:27,703 --> 01:34:30,414 He'll be fine. You're overprotective. 1150 01:35:34,103 --> 01:35:36,564 Come here. Stop! 1151 01:35:38,607 --> 01:35:41,026 I'm fine. 1152 01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:47,074 It's his fault. He hit me. 1153 01:36:15,269 --> 01:36:18,355 I didn't want to. There was no need for him to be standing here. 1154 01:36:18,522 --> 01:36:21,150 I know. Does anyone have pliers? 1155 01:36:36,165 --> 01:36:38,626 Flowers for you. Ball for Warren. 1156 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:44,423 A friend sent it to me from Boston. Signed by Tony Conigliaro. 1157 01:36:44,590 --> 01:36:48,302 You hired Pat Healy, to spy on me? 1158 01:36:50,971 --> 01:36:53,057 What? 1159 01:36:53,641 --> 01:36:56,435 What are you talking about? 1160 01:36:56,602 --> 01:37:00,231 I got it anonymously. 1161 01:37:00,397 --> 01:37:02,942 Is that not true? 1162 01:37:07,363 --> 01:37:11,951 An interesting thing happened... 1163 01:37:12,618 --> 01:37:16,205 That's true, but it's not... 1164 01:37:16,622 --> 01:37:18,207 Get out. 1165 01:37:18,374 --> 01:37:21,210 Firstly, I didn't know there was... 1166 01:37:21,377 --> 01:37:22,962 A murderer? 1167 01:37:23,128 --> 01:37:25,881 This and many other things. 1168 01:37:26,048 --> 01:37:28,801 I didn't know anything about him. 1169 01:37:28,968 --> 01:37:34,223 How could you hire someone Who don't you know to spy on me? 1170 01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:38,143 What did you want to achieve? 1171 01:37:39,270 --> 01:37:42,731 Trick to make to make me feel something for you? 1172 01:37:45,401 --> 01:37:49,572 I didn't want to do anything by stealth. 1173 01:37:51,198 --> 01:37:54,201 Go away. 1174 01:37:57,454 --> 01:38:00,082 Go. 1175 01:38:09,383 --> 01:38:13,637 I did it because I never did I haven't stopped thinking about you. 1176 01:38:13,804 --> 01:38:18,225 And if I hadn't found you, my life would be hopeless. 1177 01:39:03,896 --> 01:39:07,900 Healy! Are you there? 1178 01:39:28,879 --> 01:39:33,926 I was doing fine until you came along. 1179 01:39:35,552 --> 01:39:38,472 Holy crap! 1180 01:39:38,639 --> 01:39:42,267 Nice apartment. 1181 01:39:42,434 --> 01:39:45,396 Sully, what the hell happened? 1182 01:39:45,562 --> 01:39:48,732 - Surprise! - Take it easy, buddy. 1183 01:39:48,899 --> 01:39:50,859 You got me right. 1184 01:39:51,026 --> 01:39:53,737 Don't do anything reckless. 1185 01:39:53,904 --> 01:39:56,657 Who the hell is he? 1186 01:39:56,824 --> 01:40:00,703 Norm, he's delivering pizza. He's in love with Mary too. 1187 01:40:01,370 --> 01:40:04,039 Stop it, man. 1188 01:40:04,206 --> 01:40:06,709 We should have a drink. 1189 01:40:06,875 --> 01:40:10,546 I don't feel like drinking. You bastard! 1190 01:40:12,047 --> 01:40:15,801 You asked me to follow her and I did it. 1191 01:40:15,968 --> 01:40:19,555 The truth is, I liked it. 1192 01:40:21,056 --> 01:40:26,061 Then I realized that I can't do it. 1193 01:40:26,228 --> 01:40:28,272 What? 1194 01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:30,899 Give her back to a brutal pervert. 1195 01:40:31,066 --> 01:40:35,654 I'm a brutal pervert? 1196 01:40:35,863 --> 01:40:38,490 You're a pervert yourself. 1197 01:40:39,742 --> 01:40:43,537 Fuck off. You can't stand it was my turn. 1198 01:40:43,704 --> 01:40:46,749 -It's your turn? - Yes. 1199 01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:50,711 I can never have a chick like Mary. 1200 01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:54,548 That's not a reason to beat the crap out of both of us. 1201 01:40:54,715 --> 01:40:56,508 What are you talking about? 1202 01:40:56,675 --> 01:41:02,264 You didn't write to her anonymously about our arrangement? 1203 01:41:02,931 --> 01:41:05,225 What anonymous? 1204 01:41:08,771 --> 01:41:11,398 You did it. 1205 01:41:13,150 --> 01:41:18,363 You sent a letter. We made an appointment. 1206 01:41:18,530 --> 01:41:21,742 We weren't supposed to fool each other, 1207 01:41:21,909 --> 01:41:25,245 until we get rid of this asshole. 1208 01:41:25,579 --> 01:41:28,123 You overdid it. 1209 01:41:28,457 --> 01:41:31,835 You're going crazy. Why would I overdo it? 1210 01:41:32,002 --> 01:41:35,380 You probably did it yourself, you idiot. 1211 01:41:35,631 --> 01:41:39,009 This actually makes sense. Should I fall on myself? 1212 01:41:39,176 --> 01:41:44,848 How do I know what's going on in my head? someone who picks up girls for farts. 1213 01:41:45,015 --> 01:41:50,521 - You were following us. - Don't flatter yourself. I followed Mary. 1214 01:41:52,064 --> 01:41:54,525 I always do this. 1215 01:41:54,691 --> 01:42:00,280 And how did I get rid of it? that last guy - Brett? 1216 01:42:00,572 --> 01:42:04,451 That means Brett didn't tell these things about Warren? 1217 01:42:04,618 --> 01:42:06,912 Are you kidding me? 1218 01:42:07,079 --> 01:42:09,331 Mr. Perfect? 1219 01:42:09,498 --> 01:42:12,292 He's a real scout. 1220 01:42:12,459 --> 01:42:16,547 Wait. You should kiss those fat paws. 1221 01:42:16,713 --> 01:42:21,093 If it wasn't for me, she could be that jerk's wife now. 1222 01:42:22,261 --> 01:42:24,221 It makes me want to puke. 1223 01:42:24,388 --> 01:42:27,432 You are both... 1224 01:42:27,599 --> 01:42:29,560 I'm out of here. 1225 01:42:49,913 --> 01:42:51,081 Woogie? 1226 01:42:51,748 --> 01:42:53,834 Who the hell is Woogie? 1227 01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:58,005 Hi. 1228 01:43:00,048 --> 01:43:02,968 What are you doing here? 1229 01:43:03,135 --> 01:43:05,137 Did you get my letter, Mary? 1230 01:43:05,304 --> 01:43:08,182 The one about Ted? 1231 01:43:08,348 --> 01:43:11,101 You sent him? 1232 01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:15,898 I was worried about you. 1233 01:43:16,064 --> 01:43:20,152 Woogie, you can't come near me for 400 meters. 1234 01:43:21,737 --> 01:43:25,824 That's what I wanted to talk about. 1235 01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:32,247 I went through nine years of therapy. 1236 01:43:32,414 --> 01:43:35,500 And you were absolutely right. 1237 01:43:35,667 --> 01:43:38,795 - I needed help. - Great. 1238 01:43:38,962 --> 01:43:41,673 I'm glad you're doing better. 1239 01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:44,927 You look good. 1240 01:43:45,093 --> 01:43:46,428 Thank you. 1241 01:43:46,595 --> 01:43:49,890 But you still have a rash? 1242 01:43:50,057 --> 01:43:53,018 Did you notice? 1243 01:43:53,185 --> 01:43:56,271 The bubbles of love subsided for a while, 1244 01:43:56,438 --> 01:44:00,317 but now you're back in my life, oh lady. 1245 01:44:01,568 --> 01:44:06,198 Woogie... I'm not back in your life. 1246 01:44:06,365 --> 01:44:08,492 I don't even know how you found me. 1247 01:44:08,659 --> 01:44:12,454 Don't forget that I went through hell because of you. 1248 01:44:12,621 --> 01:44:15,624 I had to change my name wander around the courts. 1249 01:44:15,791 --> 01:44:19,419 I moved... You stole all my shoes. 1250 01:44:20,545 --> 01:44:23,257 What are you talking about? 1251 01:44:23,423 --> 01:44:25,717 I caught you red-handed. 1252 01:44:27,094 --> 01:44:29,680 I wasn't myself then. 1253 01:44:29,846 --> 01:44:32,015 Understand. 1254 01:44:33,642 --> 01:44:35,769 Come on. 1255 01:44:35,936 --> 01:44:38,605 I was a bit of a lunatic back then... 1256 01:44:38,772 --> 01:44:40,899 But now I'm normal. 1257 01:44:42,526 --> 01:44:45,028 You're starting to annoy me. 1258 01:44:46,071 --> 01:44:48,740 I'm annoying you. What does it mean? 1259 01:44:48,907 --> 01:44:51,118 I don't even know what does that mean? 1260 01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:55,497 Have you ever had a rash on your eye, Mary? 1261 01:44:55,664 --> 01:44:58,458 Woogie, please come out. 1262 01:44:58,625 --> 01:45:02,087 You didn't understand me, Mary. 1263 01:45:02,254 --> 01:45:06,133 I won't go anywhere. 1264 01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:09,386 First you have to give me something as a souvenir. 1265 01:45:20,397 --> 01:45:24,067 Only one pair. That's what I deserve, you heartless bitch. 1266 01:45:33,285 --> 01:45:34,286 House? 1267 01:45:34,453 --> 01:45:36,747 You are pathetic. 1268 01:45:36,913 --> 01:45:41,126 Tucker, where are your crutches? 1269 01:45:43,837 --> 01:45:45,964 Good question, Mary. Very good. 1270 01:45:46,131 --> 01:45:48,675 Tell the truth, pizza delivery guy. 1271 01:45:52,304 --> 01:45:54,431 My name is Norm. 1272 01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:58,393 I live with my parents in Pompano. 1273 01:45:59,895 --> 01:46:03,732 I guess it's some kind of group therapy. 1274 01:46:03,899 --> 01:46:05,776 Home, what are you doing here? 1275 01:46:05,942 --> 01:46:10,113 You took her from me and now I want her back. 1276 01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:13,700 Did I take her away from you? What are you talking about? 1277 01:46:13,867 --> 01:46:18,205 Woogie! How many times did I tell you that at Princeton? 1278 01:46:18,372 --> 01:46:22,250 I went on one date with Ted. We were no longer together then. 1279 01:46:22,417 --> 01:46:24,127 Are you Woogie? 1280 01:46:24,294 --> 01:46:26,963 Woogan House. 1281 01:46:28,090 --> 01:46:32,719 You have a wife and beautiful children. 1282 01:46:32,886 --> 01:46:35,597 If you love them so much, get them. 1283 01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:38,016 What the hell is going on here? 1284 01:46:38,183 --> 01:46:40,727 Can someone explain this to me? 1285 01:46:42,729 --> 01:46:45,023 We all love Mary. 1286 01:46:48,110 --> 01:46:51,321 If I may, I have a proposition. 1287 01:46:51,488 --> 01:46:54,741 None of us will get out of here 1288 01:46:54,908 --> 01:46:58,161 until our Mary stops torment us 1289 01:46:58,328 --> 01:47:02,332 and I won't decide once and for all, who he wants to be with. 1290 01:47:04,167 --> 01:47:07,796 I know it's hard 1291 01:47:07,963 --> 01:47:13,176 but you will be doing them a real favor, telling the truth about us. 1292 01:47:13,343 --> 01:47:14,928 Are you crazy? 1293 01:47:15,095 --> 01:47:19,224 Why do you think I would choose you? You are a murderer. 1294 01:47:21,768 --> 01:47:28,608 I've been tricking you a bit, Mary. 1295 01:47:31,820 --> 01:47:33,697 Application! 1296 01:47:33,864 --> 01:47:35,115 Hello, Mary. 1297 01:47:35,282 --> 01:47:36,950 Brett? 1298 01:47:37,117 --> 01:47:39,161 What is Brett Favre doing here? 1299 01:47:39,327 --> 01:47:41,955 I'm playing a game against the Dolphins, you idiots. 1300 01:47:42,122 --> 01:47:45,625 I called him. I told him to come here with Warren. 1301 01:47:45,792 --> 01:47:49,713 Your friend Tucker he came up with other things. 1302 01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:52,174 Brett didn't say anything about Warren. 1303 01:47:52,340 --> 01:47:54,176 He loves Warren. 1304 01:47:54,342 --> 01:47:58,680 After what he told me on the phone, I think he loves you too. 1305 01:47:58,847 --> 01:48:02,642 You should be with him. 1306 01:48:05,437 --> 01:48:08,565 Yes, Mary. You know I will never lie to you. 1307 01:48:08,732 --> 01:48:12,319 It's not fair. 1308 01:48:12,486 --> 01:48:15,113 I feel like an idiot. 1309 01:48:15,280 --> 01:48:18,366 Today I realized something. 1310 01:48:18,533 --> 01:48:20,535 I'm no better than them. 1311 01:48:20,702 --> 01:48:24,414 I mean, none of them he doesn't really love you. 1312 01:48:24,581 --> 01:48:29,753 They're crazy about you because they feel better with you. 1313 01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:33,757 This isn't true love. 1314 01:48:33,924 --> 01:48:36,343 I don't know what it is. 1315 01:48:36,510 --> 01:48:39,763 Mary, don't listen to him. 1316 01:48:39,930 --> 01:48:43,141 This is another trick. 1317 01:48:43,308 --> 01:48:45,560 Stroehmann, you're an idiot. 1318 01:48:45,727 --> 01:48:47,687 You are the worst of us. 1319 01:48:47,854 --> 01:48:52,234 You mean that you're not crazy about this girl? 1320 01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:56,738 Yes, that's what I said. 1321 01:48:58,156 --> 01:49:01,076 Good luck, Brett. 1322 01:49:01,243 --> 01:49:04,579 She's a great girl. Take care of her. 1323 01:49:04,746 --> 01:49:08,041 See you later, Mary. 1324 01:49:08,208 --> 01:49:09,834 Bye, Ted. 1325 01:49:12,462 --> 01:49:14,714 Warren, see you later. 1326 01:49:14,881 --> 01:49:17,092 Goodbye, Ted. 1327 01:49:21,221 --> 01:49:23,682 I missed you. 1328 01:49:23,848 --> 01:49:28,311 Brett, will you sign this shoe for me? 1329 01:49:28,478 --> 01:49:30,438 For my wife and children. 1330 01:49:30,605 --> 01:49:32,941 Shut up! 1331 01:49:59,467 --> 01:50:03,888 She went back to her ex 1332 01:50:04,055 --> 01:50:08,351 Not that bad again You're bothering yourself with it 1333 01:50:08,518 --> 01:50:12,814 And she doesn't reply to your postcards 1334 01:50:12,981 --> 01:50:16,901 You're still dying of jealousy, that he is a guest in her house 1335 01:50:17,068 --> 01:50:21,698 Forget about this love 1336 01:50:21,865 --> 01:50:26,244 Think about the future 1337 01:50:26,411 --> 01:50:30,665 Forget about this love 1338 01:50:30,832 --> 01:50:34,878 Forget it, forget it 1339 01:51:17,712 --> 01:51:20,382 You forgot your keys. 1340 01:51:33,228 --> 01:51:37,565 Were you serious? 1341 01:51:39,025 --> 01:51:42,362 I just want you to be happy. 1342 01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:47,534 But I would be happiest with you. 1343 01:51:51,955 --> 01:51:54,541 You're kidding, right? 1344 01:51:58,044 --> 01:51:59,838 What about... 1345 01:52:00,004 --> 01:52:02,882 Brett Favre? 1346 01:52:04,718 --> 01:52:07,637 What did I tell you when we met? 1347 01:52:07,804 --> 01:52:10,724 I support the Forty-Niners. 1348 01:52:22,569 --> 01:52:27,824 His friends called him: guest, We've had enough of your howling 1349 01:52:27,991 --> 01:52:33,288 My friends told me not to dream, other girls notice 1350 01:52:33,455 --> 01:52:38,543 They set him up with Tiffany, they also made an appointment with Indigo 1351 01:52:38,710 --> 01:52:44,132 But there's something about Mary what every guest doesn't see... 1352 01:52:44,299 --> 01:52:47,594 - What are you doing? - He's kissing my girlfriend. 1353 01:52:47,761 --> 01:52:49,512 You just slept with me. 1354 01:52:49,679 --> 01:52:53,558 Just to get closer to Mary. 1355 01:53:03,943 --> 01:53:07,030 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 1356 01:56:00,912 --> 01:56:05,333 A film dedicated to the memory of Ryan Mone of West Tisbury, Massachusetts 1357 01:58:59,215 --> 01:59:01,092 Polish text: Dorota Micińska