1 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,047 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,349 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:19,087 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:26,560 UH, SARAH, GET ME THE DINER, WILL YOU? 5 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,236 OH, JUANITA? 6 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,138 HI. 7 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,672 BARN. 8 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,741 HOW YOU DOING? 9 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,144 WORKING THE BREAKFAST SHIFT, HUH? 10 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:46,447 WELL, I THOUGHT I'D CALL NOW AND ASK FOR A DATE FOR TONIGHT. 11 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,516 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- 12 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,452 "THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM." 13 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:54,855 UH... I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY, HONEST. 14 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,226 WELL, UH, LISTEN, I THOUGHT I'D COME BY YOUR PLACE TONIGHT 15 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,694 AND BRING YOU A NEW RECORD YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR. 16 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,297 TED WEEMS. 17 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,699 REAL DREAMY STUFF. 18 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,336 SOOTHES THE SAVAGE IN ME. 19 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,474 YEAH... YEAH. 20 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,176 WHAT? 21 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,444 OH, A CUSTOMER CAME IN. 22 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,545 ALL RIGHT. 23 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,148 : CALL ME BACK. 24 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,582 BYE. 25 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:22,816 AH... 26 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,818 * BUM, BUM, BUMBEE 27 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,155 * BUM, BUM, BEE-LI, BEE 28 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:30,258 * BEE-LI, LI-BEE, BUBBA, LI-LI 29 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,260 * DOO-DAH, DE-LA-TI 30 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,195 * DOODAH, TI-LI. 31 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,300 MORNING, BARN. 32 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,434 HI, ANDY. 33 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,735 HOW WAS FISHING? 34 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:42,870 FINE, FINE. 35 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,473 OPIE CAUGHT HIMSELF A REAL BEAUT. 36 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,740 DID HE? 37 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,212 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 38 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,346 WHAT? 39 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,747 THAT SMELL. 40 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,349 YOU BEEN PAINTING? 41 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,218 NO, I AIN'T BEEN PAINTING. 42 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,293 WHAT'S THAT? WHAT? 43 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:06,760 THAT RIGHT THERE. 44 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:09,230 YOU STUCK SOMETHING IN THERE. 45 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,500 WHAT'S THAT? 46 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,635 SHAVING LOTION. 47 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,770 "NUIT DE PARIS" 48 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,772 OR "PARIS NIGHTS." 49 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,374 THAT'S FAMOUS STUFF. 50 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,410 A LOT OF CELEBRITIES USE THAT-- 51 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,678 RADIO ANNOUNCERS AND EVERYTHING. 52 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:28,949 "CAPTURE THE FRAGRANCE OF RIVIERA ROSE PETALS 53 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,286 "AND THE PASSION OF THE MEDITERRANEAN MOON 54 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,955 IN A RUGGED HE-MAN SCENT." 55 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,557 MMM... 56 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:40,528 "CAUTION: USER SHOULD WEAR GLOVES." 57 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,663 COME ON. YOU'RE FUNNY, AREN'T YOU? 58 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,332 BOY, YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY! 59 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,400 GIVE YOU 100 ON THE LAUGH METER. 60 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,206 LORD. 61 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,745 HEY, JESS? 62 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:58,746 YEAH. 63 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,214 BETTER GET UP. 64 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,716 YOUR WIFE COMING TO PICK YOU UP ABOUT 10:00. 65 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,352 OH. GOOD. 66 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:07,388 ONLY SHE SAYS THERE'S ENOUGH WORK PILED UP ON THE FARM 67 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,623 OUT THERE TO KEEP YOU OUT OF ANY MOONSHINING TROUBLE 68 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,859 FOR A GOOD LONG TIME. 69 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,927 LITTLE MOONSHINING NEVER HURT NO ONE. 70 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,797 YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST A SIDELINE WITH ME, ANDY. 71 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,300 DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP THE LITTLE BUSINESSMAN? 72 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,902 YEAH, I WANT TO HELP THE LITTLE BUSINESSMAN 73 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,437 STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 74 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:33,247 HEY, BARN, HOW ABOUT YOU DOING THE MORNING REPORTS? 75 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,948 I GOT A MEETING WITH THE MAYOR. 76 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,817 OH, HE WON'T BE IN THIS EARLY. 77 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:37,851 HE'LL BE THERE. 78 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,620 BEING HE'S JUST BEEN ELECTED, 79 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,323 HE'LL BE EARLY FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS ANYHOW. 80 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,592 HI, BARN. 81 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,461 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY FISH, BARNEY? 82 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:48,729 I SURE DID. 83 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,731 ISN'T THAT A WHOPPER?! 84 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,433 GEE. 85 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,870 YOU BEEN PAINTING SOMETHING, BARNEY? 86 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,009 YOU TOLD HIM TO SAY THAT, DIDN'T YOU? 87 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,978 HOW COULD I TELL HIM TO SAY THAT? 88 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:08,616 OPE, WHAT YOU SMELLED WAS BARNEY'S AFTERSHAVE LOTION. 89 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,750 OH. 90 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,018 I'M SORRY, BARNEY. 91 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,487 IT DOESN'T REALLY SMELL SO BAD. 92 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,022 NO WORSE THAN MY FISH. 93 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,424 YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS -- THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 94 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,625 YOU'RE RIGHT IN CAHOOTS! 95 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,360 THE TWO OF YOU ARE VERY FUNNY. 96 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,394 A REAL RIOT. 97 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,829 YOU OUGHT TO GO ON THE STAGE-- 98 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,397 REGULAR BURT AND SQUIRT. 99 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:25,666 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 100 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:26,800 Who is this? 101 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,669 THIS IS DEPUTY FIFE. WHO'S THIS? 102 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,438 This is Mayor Stoner. 103 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,039 Where is the Sheriff? 104 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:36,377 UH... UH, HE'S ON HIS WAY UP TO YOUR OFFICE, MR. MAYOR. 105 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:39,413 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE AIN'T THERE BY NOW. 106 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,781 HE LEFT SOMETIME AGO. 107 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,049 He's late. 108 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,651 WELL, UH... 109 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,819 ANDY, YOU'D BETTER GET ON UP THERE. 110 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,388 HE SOUNDS KIND OF MAD. 111 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,556 OH, LET HIM BE MAD. 112 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,691 GOOD FOR A FELLA TO GET A LITTLE MAD 113 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,426 REAL EARLY IN THE MORNING. 114 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,094 GETS THE CIRCULATION STARTED. 115 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,364 YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU GOT MAD AT OPIE 116 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,867 WHEN HE SAID YOUR PERFUME DIDN'T STINK AS BAD AS HIS FISH. 117 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,008 MORNING, MAYOR. 118 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,980 OH, I'M, I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 119 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,949 I TOOK OPIE FISHING AND GOT LATE ON US. 120 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:19,553 WELL, WE WON'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT, WILL WE? 121 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:20,754 UH... 122 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,891 I THOUGHT THERE WAS A MEETING. 123 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:28,061 THERE WAS-- AN HOUR AND SIX MINUTES AGO. 124 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,663 OH, I AM LATE. 125 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,399 YES. 126 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,904 WELL, I'VE DISPOSED OF MY BUSINESS 127 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,707 WITH ALL THE OTHER DEPARTMENTS 128 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:43,777 AND MADE MY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT. 129 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,679 NOW LET'S GET TO YOU. 130 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:46,914 ME? 131 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,917 YES. I THINK THERE'S ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT 132 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,552 IN YOUR DEPARTMENT. 133 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,555 OH, YEAH, THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. 134 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,123 WHAT'D YOU HAVE IN MIND? 135 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:59,927 WELL, THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS... 136 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,563 I'VE AN IMPRESSIVE LITTLE LIST HERE. 137 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,698 ABOUT YOUR GUN... 138 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,434 WHAT ABOUT MY GUN? 139 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,068 YOU DON'T CARRY ONE. 140 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,970 BARNEY CARRIES ONE. 141 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,806 BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BULLETS IN HIS GUN. 142 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,675 HE'S GOT ONE IN HIS POCKET. 143 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:19,079 WHAT IF A SITUATION AROSE WHERE YOU HAD TO MAKE AN ARREST? 144 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,648 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? 145 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:23,517 WELL, MAYOR, IF THERE'S SOMEBODY I HAVE TO SHOOT AT 146 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,152 I'LL GET A GUN AND SHOOT AT HIM. 147 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:28,155 GIVE BARNEY SOME BULLETS, AND HE'LL SHOOT AT HIM, TOO. 148 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,123 "HE'LL SHOOT AT HIM, TOO." 149 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,728 THAT'S NOT WHAT I CALL "LAW ENFORCEMENT." 150 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,765 MAYOR, YOU KNOW, OVER THERE IN THE OLD COUNTRY-- 151 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,733 OVER THERE IN LONDON, ENGLAND-- 152 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,102 THEM FELLAS OVER THERE, THEM POLICEMEN 153 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,104 THEY DON'T CARRY A GUN AT ALL. 154 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,773 THEY JUST CARRY A STICK. 155 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,742 YOU WANT ME AND BARNEY TO GET A COUPLE STICKS? 156 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:55,783 SHERIFF, I AM GOING TO SEND IN A REPORT ON EVERY DEPARTMENT 157 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:59,152 IN THE ENTIRE TOWNSHIP OF MAYBERRY 158 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,622 TO THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE. 159 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:07,495 NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO INCLUDE YOUR DEPARTMENT FAVORABLY 160 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,796 IN THAT REPORT. 161 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,765 I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU CAN. 162 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,936 MORNING, EVERYONE. 163 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,671 OH, MRS. AMBROSE. 164 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,773 I GOT TO GO TO THE STORE. UH, WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT? 165 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,609 SURE. ANY TIME AT ALL -- YOU KNOW THAT. 166 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:22,610 THANK YOU, BARNEY. 167 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:23,877 UH-HUH. 168 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,017 OH, IS THERE ANY SPECIAL FORMULA THIS TIME? 169 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,619 NO, NO, NO. 170 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,121 I GAVE HIM HIS BOTTLE BEFORE COMING TO TOWN. 171 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,590 GOOD, GOOD. 172 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:37,958 OH, UH, BARNEY, 173 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,027 IF JEREMY STARTS CRYING BEFORE I GET BACK, 174 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,929 WILL YOU GIVE HIM HIS RATTLE? 175 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,096 IT'S ON THE COT BESIDE HIM. 176 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,197 MM-HMM, YES, MA'AM. 177 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,168 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT? 178 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,970 IT'S BARNEY'S PERFUME. 179 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,741 OH. 180 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,151 YOUR DADDY EVER SAY ANYTHING TO YOU 181 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,853 ABOUT BEING SEEN AND NOT HEARD? 182 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,794 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 183 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,129 OH, HI. 184 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:20,067 DID YOU GET RID OF YOUR CUSTOMER? 185 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:25,138 I'M GLAD YOU CALLED BACK, 'CAUSE I WANT TO -- 186 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,276 UH, JUST A MINUTE, WILL YOU? 187 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,779 SAY, OPE... 188 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,747 WHY DON'T YOU RUN OVER TO FRAZIER'S 189 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:36,650 AND GET YOURSELF A LICORICE WHIP, HUH? 190 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:37,985 OH, SURE, BARNEY. 191 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,787 MM-HMM. GOOD BOY. 192 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,089 JUST PUT THAT IN THERE. 193 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,136 IT'S ME AGAIN. 194 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,173 LISTEN, ABOUT TONIGHT, UH, I THOUGHT 195 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,276 MAYBE WE COULD DRIVE UP TO WILLOW LANE AND PARK, 196 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,112 SEE HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE. 197 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:07,981 YEAH. 198 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,617 WE'LL HAVE TO GET THERE EARLY 199 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,185 TO GET A PLACE NEAR THE DUCK POND. 200 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,788 HUH 201 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,023 ALL RIGHT. 202 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,758 YOU CALL ME BACK. 203 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:21,962 OLD BARNEY BOY WILL BE RIGHT HERE. 204 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,644 MORNING, MR. MAYOR. 205 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,178 MORNING, FIFE. 206 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:42,049 BARN, UH, THE MAYOR WANTS TO HAVE A LITTLE LOOK AROUND 207 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,885 TO SEND A REPORT TO THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE. 208 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,754 TO, UH, TO THE GOVERNOR, UH-HUH. 209 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,321 YEAH, AND HE WANTS US IN IT. 210 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,356 OH. 211 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:53,360 UH, FIFE, YOUR FILES, PLEASE. 212 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,328 Y-Y-YES, SIR, MR. GOVERNOR... 213 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,330 MR. MAYOR. 214 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,199 UH, FIFE... 215 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,233 HMM? 216 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,304 OH, THAT'S MY, MY SHOE. 217 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,708 : I WAS, I WA-UH-UH... SHINING IT. 218 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,318 HERE YOU ARE, MR. MAYOR, FILES. 219 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,990 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 220 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,858 UH... 221 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,293 I'VE BEEN PAINTING. 222 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,931 EXCUSE ME. 223 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,667 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 224 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,102 YES, THIS IS BARNEY BOY. 225 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,671 UH, THIS, THIS IS DEPUTY FIFE SPEAKING. 226 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,339 THIS IS AN OFFICIAL TELEPHONE 227 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,809 TO BE USED ONLY FOR OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 228 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,777 I WILL SEE YOU AT 8:00 TONIGHT. 229 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,046 CRANK. JUST ANOTHER CRANK. 230 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,782 WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS AN UNLISTED NUMBER. 231 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,451 WON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT, MR. MAYOR? 232 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,920 SIT DOWN. 233 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,054 THANK YOU. 234 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,056 MAKE YOURSELF REAL COMFORTABLE. 235 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,457 SIT DOWN. 236 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,192 THAT'S IT. 237 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,461 COMFORTABLE IN THE GOVERNOR'S CHAIR. 238 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,765 IN-IN THE MAYOR'S... CHAIR... CHAIR. 239 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,805 THERE'S A PENCIL IN THE TOP DRAWER. 240 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,140 THANK YOU. 241 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,754 THAT'S MY LUNCH. 242 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,321 USUALLY I HAVE TUNA FISH 243 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,891 BUT TODAY I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TROUT. 244 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,225 NICE AND FRESH. 245 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:44,271 MAYOR, I-I BELIEVE I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. 246 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,940 WHAT WAS THAT? 247 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,375 WHAT'S WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR ANY BABY CRY. 248 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,376 DID YOU, ANDY? 249 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,311 IT'S COMING FROM THAT CELL. 250 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,087 WHY, IT IS A BABY. 251 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,092 AWW...! 252 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,195 OH, THIS IS, THIS IS JEREMY 253 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,362 MS. AMBROSE'S BABY. 254 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,531 SHE BRINGS HIM IN HERE ONCE IN A WHILE 255 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,067 WHEN SHE COMES UPTOWN TO GO TO THE STORE. 256 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,302 AND YOU PERMIT THIS? 257 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,170 YOU-YOU LET THIS BABY-SITTING 258 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,438 ON TAXPAYERS' TIME?! 259 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,907 BARNEY. 260 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,308 * DI, DI, DI, DI... 261 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,520 I BELIEVE HE KNOWS YOU. 262 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,388 HE'S CUTE, AIN'T HE? 263 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,028 SHERIFF... NONE OF THIS IS GOING TO LOOK TOO GOOD 264 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,930 ON MY REPORT TO THE GOVERNOR. 265 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,433 OH, MORNING, SHERIFF. 266 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,935 EXCUSE ME. 267 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:48,969 MS. MORGAN. 268 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,403 OH, COME ON IN, MS. MORGAN. 269 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,005 JESS, YOUR WIFE'S HERE. 270 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,006 YEAH. 271 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,541 RELEASING A PRISONER? 272 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,043 THAT'S RIGHT. 273 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,445 WHAT RELEASE FORM DO YOU USE? 274 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,547 I DON'T USE A RELEASE FORM. 275 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,515 I JUST TURN HIM LOOSE. 276 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,985 REMEMBER NOW, JESS, THAT'S FOR THREE DAYS. 277 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,854 YOU BE BACK HERE WEDNESDAY AT 5:00. 278 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,021 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK. 279 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,022 HE'LL BE BACK? 280 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,123 THAT'S RIGHT. 281 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,059 NOW, I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 282 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,261 HASN'T HE SERVED HIS SENTENCE? 283 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,930 NO, NOT QUITE, BUT JESS'S GOT TO HARVEST HIS CROPS 284 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,066 AND GET THEM IN HIS BARN, OR THEY'LL SPOIL 285 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,868 SO I'M GIVING HIM THREE DAYS OFF. 286 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,135 DO YOU MEAN TO STAND THERE AND TELL ME 287 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,137 THAT YOU ARE RELEASING A PRISONER 288 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,439 BEFORE HE HAS SERVED HIS FULL SENTENCE?! 289 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,209 NO. I'M JUST KIND OF SPLITTING THE SENTENCE UP. 290 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,612 'CAUSE, LIKE I SAY, JESS'S GOT TO GET HIS CROPS IN HIS BARN. 291 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,248 WELL, HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. 292 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,351 AFTER ALL, SHERIFF, WE ARE NOT RUNNING A HOTEL HERE. 293 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,221 IF I WAS TO INCLUDE IN MY REPORT TO THE GOVERNOR 294 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,523 THE FACT THAT YOU ARE RELEASING PRISONERS 295 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,993 BEFORE THEY HAVE SERVED THEIR FULL TIME 296 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,262 THIS COULD RESULT IN SEVERE, SEVERE DISCIPLINARY MEASURES 297 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,597 BEING TAKEN AGAINST YOU. 298 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,233 I WANT THE PRISONER TO SERVE HIS FULL TIME. 299 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,234 IS THAT CLEAR? 300 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,903 IS THAT CLEAR? 301 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,973 YES, MAYOR, VERY CLEAR. 302 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,250 NOW, REMEMBER, JESS, YOU BE BACK IN THREE DAYS. 303 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,119 THANK YOU, SHERIFF. 304 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:15,055 ANDY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IN ANY TROUBLE? 305 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,589 LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT. 306 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,158 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH 307 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,592 WITH A MAYOR LIKE THAT 308 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,629 I-I GOT HALF A MIND NOT TO COME BACK AT ALL. 309 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,566 YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE FOR BOTH OF US. 310 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,435 NOW, THAT MAYOR MEANS BUSINESS. 311 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,537 BARNEY, JESS WILL BE BACK IN THREE DAYS 312 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,305 AND THAT'LL BE THE END OF IT. 313 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,640 WHAT IF HE DON'T COME BACK? 314 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,642 HE SAID HE HAD HALF A MIND NOT TO COME BACK. 315 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,277 WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH 316 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,486 HEY, BARN! 317 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,457 OKAY. 318 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,572 WHAT YOU KEEPING THE DOOR LOCKED FOR? 319 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,407 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A PRISONER. 320 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,575 THAT'S JUST WHY I'M KEEPING IT LOCKED. 321 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,510 THE WAY THAT MAYOR RUNS ALL OVER TOWN, 322 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,979 HE'S LIABLE TO COME IN HERE ANY SECOND. 323 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,513 WELL, LET HIM COME IN. 324 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,948 WOULDN'T THAT BE JUST LOVELY 325 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,217 WITH THAT CELL EMPTY AND JESS MORGAN GONE? 326 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,451 NOW WE GOT AWAY WITH IT 327 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,552 FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS. 328 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254 WE MAY NOT BE SO LUCKY TODAY. 329 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,190 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 330 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,457 LET'S GO OUT AND PICK UP JESS MORGAN 331 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,059 AND BRING HIM IN HERE RIGHT NOW. 332 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,061 I TOLD HIM HE HAD TILL 5:00. 333 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,430 ANDY, WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN HIM TWO WHOLE DAYS. 334 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,533 A COUPLE MORE HOURS AIN'T GOING TO MEAN THAT MUCH TO HIM. 335 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,735 IT MIGHT PREVENT A REAL DISASTER FOR US. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 336 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,070 I CAN'T DO THAT, BARN. 337 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,605 JESS SAID HE'D BE BACK AT 5:00. 338 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,008 IF WE GO RUNNIN' OUT THERE AHEAD OF TIME 339 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,576 IT'LL SHOW THAT WE DON'T THINK JESS'S WORD MEANS A THING. 340 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,978 AND LIKE JESS MORGAN 341 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,713 HE AIN'T GOT TOO MUCH MORE THAN HIS WORD. 342 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,281 YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM 343 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,682 HE'S REALLY GOT NOTHING. YEAH. 344 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,020 WELL, I'M GOING HOME AND EAT LUNCH. 345 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,287 HEY, LISTEN! 346 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,023 IN CASE THE MAYOR WAS TO COME BY 347 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,558 IF I WAS YOU, I'D GET ALL THE FISH OUT OF THE DRAWERS. 348 00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,659 OH, YEAH. 349 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,363 THERE'S NO FISH IN THERE! 350 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,519 AFTERNOON, DEPUTY. 351 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,988 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 352 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,426 I'LL JUST READ IT LATER. 353 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,428 I WAS JUST ON MY WAY OVER TO SEE YOU. 354 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,564 I WANT TO FINISH STUDYING THAT FOLDER I WAS LOOKING AT. 355 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,565 YOU WANT... 356 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,167 Y-Y-YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 357 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,568 YOU'RE A VERY BUSY MAN. 358 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,070 I'LL HAVE IT DELIVERED. 359 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,571 NONSENSE. COME ON. 360 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,174 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 361 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,176 I LEFT MY BRIEFCASE IN THE BARBER SHOP. 362 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,178 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 363 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,040 DEPUTY? 364 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,413 DEPUTY? 365 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,321 DEPUTY? 366 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,231 UH, YOU THERE. 367 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,232 MORGAN? 368 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,234 IS THE DEPUTY HERE? 369 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,775 PRISONER UNGUARDED. 370 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,455 HOWDY, MAYOR. 371 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,722 LOOKING FOR ME? 372 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,725 WELL, I'M CERTAINLY LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY. 373 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,527 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 374 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,862 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I MEAN. 375 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,497 I WAS BY YOUR JAIL JUST NOW 376 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,132 AND THERE WAS NOBODY THERE. 377 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,367 NOBODY. 378 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,670 OH, WELL, I BELIEVE I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. 379 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:27,207 I GIVE THE MATTER A WHOLE LOT OF CONSIDERATION 380 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,144 AND IT SEEMED TO ME THE BEST INTERESTS COULD BE SERVED 381 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,580 BY LETTING JESS GO ON HOME FOR THREE DAYS. 382 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,148 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY. 383 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,817 HE'LL BE BACK BY 5:00 THIS AFTERNOON. 384 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,819 YOU LET HIM... 385 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,822 BUT I SAW HIM IN... 386 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:47,660 SHERIFF, I WANT TO SEE YOU IN YOUR OFFICE. NOW! 387 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,765 UH, MORGAN? 388 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,767 HMM? 389 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,370 THE DEPUTY ISN'T HERE, IS HE? 390 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,471 HMM-MM. 391 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,507 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN RECONSIDERING. 392 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,777 MAYBE THE SHERIFF HAS A POINT. 393 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,646 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET OUT? 394 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,880 HMM-MM. 395 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,450 WHY NOT? 396 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,588 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO ANXIOUS TO BRING IN YOUR CROP. 397 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,623 MM-HMM. 398 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,462 WELL, WHAT'S ALL THE RUSH, MAYOR? 399 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,231 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PRISONER 400 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,966 WHAT WITH NOBODY HERE. 401 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,368 PRISONER? 402 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,804 JESS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK SO SOON? 403 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,277 Mayor: I OFFERED TO RELEASE HIM. 404 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,280 MIGHTY STRANGE HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO. 405 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,747 ALL RIGHT, FIFE! 406 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,316 GET UP FROM THERE! 407 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,451 GET UP FROM THERE AT ONCE! 408 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,324 BARNEY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 409 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,827 SHERIFF, WHERE IS YOUR PRISONER? 410 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,997 MAYOR, HE'S WORKING HIS FARM LIKE I SAID. 411 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,599 AND HE'LL BE BACK. 412 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,833 OH, HE'LL BE BACK. 413 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,834 YES, HE TOLD ME HE WOULD. 414 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:35,835 HE TOLD YOU. 415 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,304 YES, AND I BELIEVE HIM. 416 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,872 HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE. 417 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,575 SHERIFF, YOU'D BETTER GO OUT THERE AND FIND HIM 418 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,843 AND BRING HIM BACK. 419 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,445 IF HE'S STILL IN THE COUNTY. 420 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,847 HE IS AND HE'LL BE HERE. 421 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,317 SHERIFF, YOU'D BETTER SEE TO IT. 422 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,854 BECAUSE AFTER THE GOVERNOR HEARS ABOUT THIS 423 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:59,726 SOMEBODY ELSE MIGHT JUST BE WEARING THAT BADGE. 424 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,499 CAN YOU SEE THAT CLOCK ALL RIGHT? 425 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,034 FROM WHERE I STAND 426 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,837 IT SAYS 25 MINUTES AFTER 5:00. 427 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,705 AND IT SAYS A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 428 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,976 HE COULD BE JUST A LITTLE LATE. 429 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,011 I HAVE GIVEN YOU AN EXTRA 25 MINUTES 430 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,481 AND I HAVE GIVEN HIM AN EXTRA 25 MINUTES 431 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,450 AND I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING BACK 432 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,885 AND I DON'T THINK HE EVER WAS COMING BACK 433 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,688 AND NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? 434 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,558 MAYOR, SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED 435 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,626 OR JESS WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE. 436 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,895 IF YOU WANT TO, WE CAN GO OUT TO HIS HOUSE 437 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,364 AND SEE WHAT'S WRONG. 438 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:41,334 YES. LET'S JUST DO THAT. 439 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,385 JESS'S HOUSE IS RIGHT THROUGH THE WOODS UP THERE. 440 00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,619 WE'LL TAKE A SHORTCUT. 441 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,488 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 442 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,522 HEY, WAIT! 443 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,656 WHAT? 444 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,657 LOOK. 445 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,993 UP IN THAT TREE. 446 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,061 Andy: WELL, THAT'S JESS. 447 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,698 JESS, WHAT YOU DOING UP IN THAT TREE? 448 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:12,832 HE'S HIDING OUT IS WHAT. 449 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,033 HE HEARD US COMING 450 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,802 AND HE CLIMBED UP IN THAT TREE TO HIDE. 451 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,870 JESS, YOU COME DOWN FROM THERE. 452 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,138 NOPE! 453 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,140 MORGAN, YOU COME DOWN FROM THERE. 454 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,809 NOT JUST YET, MAYOR. 455 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,110 I AIN'T ABOUT TO. 456 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,712 YOU COME DOWN FROM THAT TREE 457 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,380 OR WE'RE COMING UP AND GET YOU. 458 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,649 I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WAS YOU, MAYOR. 459 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,585 RECKON WHY HE WON'T COME DOWN. 460 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,721 WELL, WHILE YOU'RE RECKONING 461 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,656 I'M GOING UP AND GET HIM. 462 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:51,438 HELP! 463 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,839 HELP! 464 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,513 THERE'S A BEAR IN THERE! 465 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,050 RUN, BARN! 466 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,436 I TRIED TO TELL YOU, MAYOR, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. 467 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,107 YOU SEE, MAYOR. 468 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,909 IF YOU'D LET ME RUN MY OWN OFFICE 469 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,678 JESS WOULDN'T BE UP IN THAT TREE 470 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,780 AND YOU WOULDN'T BE UP THERE BESIDE HIM 471 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,548 WITH YOUR CLOTHES ALL TORE UP 472 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,083 AND WE WOULDN'T BE DOWN HERE 473 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,818 WITH A BEAR IN OUR BACK SEAT. 474 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,855 YOU BEAT EVERYTHING. 475 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,824 YOU KNOW THAT? 476 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,567 BARNEY, WHAT ARE YOU FUSSING WITH YOURSELF FOR? 477 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,202 OH, I GOT A DATE. 478 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,705 OH. DOWN BY THE DUCK POND? 479 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,139 YEAH. 480 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,042 OH, HI, ANDY. 481 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,176 HI, BARNEY. 482 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,212 YOU LEAVING? 483 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,080 WELL, YEAH, IN A LITTLE WHILE. WHY? 484 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,816 OH, NOTHING. 485 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,618 MAYOR COME UP WITH SOMETHING HE WANTS DONE, BUT IT CAN WAIT. 486 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,786 WELL, NO, NO, LET'S -- LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT. 487 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,054 NO, NO, IT CAN WAIT. 488 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:16,589 NO, NO, LET'S NOT GET HIM RILED UP. 489 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,757 IF IT NEEDS DONE, LET'S DO IT. 490 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,125 WHAT IS IT? 491 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:23,029 WELL, YOU KNOW, WILLOW LANE, DOWN BY THE DUCK POND? 492 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,797 YEAH. 493 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:27,667 WELL, HE'S GOT THE IDEA IT'S GOT TO BE A REGULAR LOVERS' LANE, 494 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:31,170 AND HE WANTS THESE -- THESE SIGNS PUT UP.