1 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,280 Can you really change? 2 00:00:49,359 --> 00:00:51,840 I have been on the run for 32 years. 3 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:56,040 In and out of prison, like another junkie 4 00:00:56,159 --> 00:00:58,720 Change... 5 00:00:59,799 --> 00:01:02,480 strong as a gorilla. 6 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,080 Where was I? 7 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,880 Oh well... Change. Change that comes from... 8 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,280 This probably won't end well. 9 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,600 Can you change? 10 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:50,320 My name is Jerri Blank and this is my tale. 11 00:01:50,439 --> 00:01:54,320 "Stranglers with...?" 12 00:01:54,439 --> 00:01:56,440 I guess we'll never know. 13 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,520 It's me! 14 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,760 I'm home, mom! 15 00:02:08,439 --> 00:02:13,520 - Can I help you? - What are you doing in my house? 16 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,200 You must have gone wrong, sweetie. 17 00:02:16,319 --> 00:02:20,840 Don't you think I can know my own house? 18 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,800 It's the real house. 19 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,760 Nice to meet you. 20 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:35,560 We have a small problem here. 21 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:42,400 Aw! damn it! 22 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,800 I'm Jerri Blank! 23 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:50,080 - What did you say your name was? - Jerry Blank. That hurt! 24 00:02:52,159 --> 00:02:54,600 Stay on the mat and you're cute. 25 00:02:54,719 --> 00:02:59,720 - Who are you, then? - Sara Blank, your Father's wife. 26 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,640 What does my mother think about it? 27 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:06,520 Your mother is dead your father is in a coma upstairs - 28 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,480 - and we have a son, Derrick. Thanks for stopping by. 29 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:15,600 I want to see my father. - Dad! 30 00:03:15,719 --> 00:03:18,720 Would you be so kind as to stay on the mat. 31 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,520 Sheep! 32 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:22,600 - Dr. putney! - Yes...? 33 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:26,760 This is Jerry Blank. 34 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:28,840 I brought you into the world. 35 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:34,000 The scars are still visible. You had teeth right from birth. 36 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,360 What's the matter with dad? 37 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:40,960 He lies in what we call a stress-induced coma. 38 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:46,720 When you disappeared from home died your mother of grief. 39 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,880 Can I keep the ashes? 40 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,440 Yes, but I'm keeping the urn. It is stainless steel. 41 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:58,200 The grief over her combined with missed by you - 42 00:03:58,319 --> 00:04:03,040 - Caused him this one death-like state. 43 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:10,000 Sorry I didn't call, Dad! 44 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,720 - What was that? - It was probably just a reflex. 45 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,440 I'm constantly sticking needles in him, without getting any reaction. 46 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:21,720 Your mere presence seems to bring him back to life again. 47 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,520 Get out of here quickly, into the hallway! 48 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,520 The fact that he touched, defies all medical logic. 49 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:41,720 Is dad getting fixed now? 50 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:46,080 It's hard to say, Jerri. 51 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:51,440 My advice is that you let him relive that time in his life - 52 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:55,640 - when life was good, and it was worth being aware of. 53 00:04:55,759 --> 00:04:59,480 When you were still his little girl. 54 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,400 - Now I have it! - May I ask what you mean? 55 00:05:03,519 --> 00:05:06,240 I'll start right as I ended. 56 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:11,640 I want to be the smart schoolgirl, which I never wanted to be. 57 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:14,320 It is a beginning. 58 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:19,440 But you can't change 32 years, lived in depravity, in one day. 59 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,800 You must balance the soul equation, as we usually say. 60 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,440 - Which we? - The ones from my carpool. 61 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,120 You must do something big, Jerry. 62 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,440 You must get top marks and stay a model student. 63 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:41,000 - I can be the queen of the ballet! - Just get top marks. 64 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:45,760 - I've said enough now. - Thanks for coming, doctor. 65 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,200 Hello. 66 00:05:57,319 --> 00:05:59,360 I'm home now, mom! 67 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,240 Who is it? and why i don't like him? 68 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,640 This is our son Derrick. 69 00:06:04,759 --> 00:06:11,480 A little advice, Derlick... Do not disturb when mom and I are talking. 70 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,880 - What's going on here? - It's okay. 71 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,960 Go into your room and lock the door. 72 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:25,040 Where should I throw my things? 73 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:31,160 You can have your old room, but only until your father is better. 74 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:34,000 Here take your mother. 75 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,920 You don't realize that at all I'm here. By the way... 76 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,280 I eat tortilla with chorizo and eggs. 77 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,840 But lay off the chili, i get so easy...diarrhea. 78 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:46,600 My God... I'm going to bed. 79 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,160 Good night, Mom. 80 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:23,800 - What the hell are you doing? - Aren't I pretty? 81 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:28,640 - What have you done to my shirt? - You drive me to school, right? 82 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:32,160 Father...coma. 83 00:07:57,959 --> 00:08:04,160 Imagine if nobody likes me. Imagine if I don't fit in! 84 00:08:04,279 --> 00:08:09,840 First day of school is always scary, especially the second time. 85 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:16,480 Just be yourself. If not pigeons, we know what the problem is. 86 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:22,240 - Maybe I should change my clothes. - Get out of my car! 87 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,640 Try to see the fedes, who is driven to his mother! 88 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:32,360 It's the last time old bitch! Give me some breathing room! 89 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,440 Pick me up at quarter past three. Thanks, Mom. 90 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,280 Mothers can be so clingy. 91 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:46,080 They can't handle that you become an adult. 92 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:50,400 Check out the little thumb pacifier, who is driven by his mother! 93 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:52,480 What a clown. 94 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,440 I'll probably have to change his diapers. 95 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:04,440 Hello, my name is Jerri. Will you carry my books? 96 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:16,200 How nice to have members of the school board in my office. 97 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:20,680 - Something to drink? - It's actually a school. 98 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:23,200 Do you want to feel my slider? 99 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,440 - No, thanks. - You, Alice? 100 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:30,080 - I have felt plenty of your slider. - sorry, that was insensitive of me. 101 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,520 What is the credit for this surprise meeting? 102 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:37,600 Does that apply to the rest of mine financial contributions? 103 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:44,120 You had to send proof of the students' high test scores, Onyx. 104 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,200 Did you not receive my package? 105 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,720 - Iris! - Yes, Principal Blackman. 106 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:55,680 - Where are the school board's papers? - I don't know. 107 00:09:55,799 --> 00:10:01,080 I know what happened. I probably didn't send them. 108 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,480 We should have them within a week, otherwise it is the end of contributions - 109 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:10,200 - and also must earlier contributions are refunded. 110 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:14,840 Considering our long and old reciprocity - 111 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:18,240 - I guess you can let this one slide through? 112 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:21,200 No more sliding anything between the two of us. 113 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:26,200 - Is there anything I should know? - No, it is completely subordinate. 114 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,600 I'm sorry that you look at it like that Alice. 115 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,920 May I ask something? 116 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:37,720 Have you had sex with Alice? 117 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:43,240 You have one week to prove that your students are above average. 118 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,720 I have a right to know. I'm on the school board. 119 00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:57,200 I have 3000 students and almost twelve teachers. 120 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:01,240 One of them must have one reasonable sense. 121 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,840 It's my car! 122 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:13,080 I'll end up in jail. 123 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,080 You look like someone who has lost his way. 124 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,560 you can talk to me I am a visual arts teacher. 125 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,960 I'm an adult but thinks like a child. 126 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,040 It's the first day of school, so I'm a little nervous. 127 00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:33,960 Don't be. The first one school day is the most important of your life. 128 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:40,040 If it is not good, it can never be good again. 129 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:49,600 I was supposed to see the principal? 130 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:54,160 He's busy, sit down for a while. 131 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:14,720 What so red? Does the mat match the curtains? 132 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,280 My name is Jerri Blank. 133 00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:20,320 What are you standing for? Have you snagged any goodies? 134 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:25,200 I did not reach the collection quota. They probably call my parents. 135 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,600 It will be alright. 136 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,000 Mostly I just look after number one - 137 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:36,760 - but I like you, so I might take you under my wing. 138 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:41,560 I promise not to rip you off, then as long as you take care. 139 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:45,480 You will receive the money in a week. 140 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:51,040 Do you want to chop my head off? What doesn't kill one makes one stronger. 141 00:12:51,159 --> 00:12:53,160 Oh well, I understand. 142 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:57,720 What do you say to a shiny blank school bus while you wait? 143 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:02,840 I can fill it with cheerleading girls... Hello? 144 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:10,000 I have attended this school and would like to come back. 145 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,400 All janitor positions are filled. 146 00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:15,960 I want to start as a student. 147 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:21,000 I start my life anew, and starting where I left off last. 148 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,160 - What is your IQ? - The fish. 149 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:27,440 I probably have hungry rats on mine sinking shot - 150 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:32,840 - and the board is breathing down my neck, like a full 3rd grader at a cuddle party. 151 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,680 Why would I fake it the students' results, in order to - 152 00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:42,120 - get grants that I have used to pay my gambling debt with? 153 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:46,560 It doesn't add up! So just check me out! 154 00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:51,720 - How deep are you in it? - They have cut off two of my toes. 155 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:56,240 I know how it feels, I have even cut some pieces. 156 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:00,280 I have no right to hold you from going to school - 157 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:06,320 - but if you step beside, do you smoke out in a ru1! 158 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,240 Thanks, I don't want to disappoint you. 159 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:15,320 Except for breastfeeding, there is none reason why women have busts. 160 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,320 It was all about procreation. 161 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,280 What you must remember... 162 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,920 Damn it! 163 00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:44,040 We have a new student in the class. 164 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,520 Jerry Blank. 165 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:51,160 What do you have to tell about yourself? Mr Blank? 166 00:14:55,360 --> 00:15:00,440 Hello, my name is Jerri Blank and is an alcoholic. 167 00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:04,040 I'm addicted too amphetamines and common drugs. 168 00:15:04,159 --> 00:15:06,120 Some would say, that I am addicted to sex - 169 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:12,160 - but the prostitution was just To get money for heroin. 170 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,560 The point is, I'm a gambling addict, thanks. 171 00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:20,160 Ah yes... my father is in a coma. 172 00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:23,560 Please page down, Jerri. 173 00:15:32,919 --> 00:15:35,480 Hello, girls. 174 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:45,160 Then we can start again. 175 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:49,320 As you probably know, this one means season very much for me. 176 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,000 In part, it has been one year since i hit rock bottom - 177 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,680 - was saved and realized that evolution is a lie. 178 00:15:56,799 --> 00:16:01,040 The time has come science projects again - 179 00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:06,760 - where you compete against students from other schools in the state. 180 00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:10,360 - It's on Saturday. - Do we only get one week for that? 181 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,560 I probably should have said that a month earlier - 182 00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:18,600 - but I was preoccupied with keeping the soul away from the eternal fire. 183 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:23,160 And if Belsebub here is finished stabbing with his trident - 184 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:26,080 - I would like to teach now. 185 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,400 I put the registration list up the hallway. 186 00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:33,400 It's up to you, whether you want to participate or not. 187 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:36,040 I myself am numbingly indifferent! 188 00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:39,480 Turn to page fifteen i the science book. 189 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:44,960 Galileo's Letter to the Corinthians, 3rd chapter, 16th verse. 190 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,400 "When the demon gave me the telescope, was i scared -" 191 00:16:48,519 --> 00:16:51,440 "- for the light of heaven was beyond my knowledge." 192 00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,640 Grabbed! 193 00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:57,560 Is there anything you want to share with the class? 194 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:04,480 - Did you draw it? - He gave it to me. 195 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,120 Did you draw it, Minioko? 196 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,200 Jerri is apparently both a liar and a stick. 197 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:17,520 Stay here until after class. 198 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:32,160 - Would you like to talk to me? - I'll keep an eye on you, Jerri. 199 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:37,160 If I get the slightest opportunity, the hammer falls! 200 00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:40,240 - Is that understood? - You can swear at that. 201 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,440 - You must go now. - Gay ass! 202 00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:45,520 - What did you say? - What do you think I said? 203 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:50,120 - I'd rather not say that. - Then we'll probably never find out. 204 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,120 - Chuck! - Hello, Geoffrey. 205 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,560 Guess what we did art today. 206 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:05,200 We put dangerous things in the stove. 207 00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:09,120 Now I understand why do not need car batteries. 208 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,800 I don't have time. 209 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:17,000 - Did you get my message? - Yes, a student Found it. 210 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:21,280 - It doesn't even look like me. - I drew from memory. 211 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,040 Nice of you to stop by, please go now. 212 00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:35,560 It's over. 213 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,840 What do you say? 214 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:46,320 I want more out of the relationship, than I am prepared to give. 215 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:51,440 I think I deserve better. Don't you think? 216 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,800 I know it's hard for you. 217 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,560 I would also be upset if I broke up with me. 218 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,640 I know what you miss. 219 00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:07,840 But the important thing is… 220 00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:17,600 I take this back! 221 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,680 Geoffrey! 222 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:23,600 Can you set it up here in the hallway? 223 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:28,400 - I hate you. - I probably hear that from my wife. 224 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:50,640 - Hey, what? - Sorry for teasing you. 225 00:19:50,759 --> 00:19:54,080 We have a small one reconciliation gift for you. 226 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,680 Have you put dog shit in my closet? 227 00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:00,920 Are you calling us dogs? It is our own. 228 00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:03,960 Let me help you with the books. 229 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,320 - What's going on, Derrick? - Stupid! 230 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,600 - Who is the new girl? - She thinks she is my sister. 231 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:17,200 - We also have a surprise for you. - A surprise for me? 232 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,160 - It was fantastic! - Arh, it was nothing. 233 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:44,480 - Are you from the Philippines? - Indonesia. 234 00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:46,560 - Java or Sumatra? - Sumatra. 235 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,760 I smuggled quite a bit in that area. 236 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:57,360 - I am Megawatti Sukharnabhoutri. - And my name is Jerri Blank. 237 00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:04,640 Are you applying for the competition in science? 238 00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:07,840 No, that's for tails. 239 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,960 No, it's unique. 240 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:15,120 Unique? Why is that word important to me? 241 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,120 - You must be unique, Jerri. - Shhh! 242 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,880 - Do something unique. - Shh, brain! I try to think. 243 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:29,160 Winning the competition is maybe big enough to wake your father. 244 00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:31,240 There it was! 245 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,400 give me that pencil we must win that competition! 246 00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:38,160 - Why are you sniffing around here? - We have entered the competition. 247 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:40,520 Go back to your classes? 248 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,640 As if that would help, to win the competition. 249 00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:48,600 You have one week to show that your students are above average. 250 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,720 Shut up, brain! I'm thinking! 251 00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:54,520 Wait a minute... 252 00:21:54,640 --> 00:22:00,000 Iris! Call Roger Beekman, we must win that competition! 253 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,880 Dad, I'm home! 254 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,400 - Yum! - You like my sausage huh! 255 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:13,160 Who is that? 256 00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:16,040 This is Stew, our meat man. 257 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,520 - Mother... - I'm your stepmother. 258 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:23,480 I would not like that she came out of my womb. 259 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,600 “I-d-é-e-r to science competition." 260 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,680 "By Jerri Blank." 261 00:22:43,799 --> 00:22:46,000 "Number one." 262 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,560 It was easy. 263 00:22:56,759 --> 00:23:01,120 Ideas for the competition... 264 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:23,240 The monkey hits the other monkey with a violin! 265 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,640 How cozy with the family. 266 00:23:59,759 --> 00:24:06,200 Mother, father, brother, sister... and then him there the guy. 267 00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:12,760 I'll just have a bun! 268 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:17,120 If kisses my fr_de-zone again, you get bloody arm stump again! 269 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,200 Dad, I signed up for… 270 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:25,120 - We don't talk with food in our mouths. - I have no food in my mouth. 271 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,640 Then put something in it. How was your school day Derrick? 272 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:34,480 I was appointed second captain for the junior team in shrimp jumping. 273 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,560 - Well done, ass-licker. - Watch your language, Jerri. 274 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:43,240 Listen here blunt, the school team in a shrimp jump is the state's third best. 275 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,360 And should it do you less gay? 276 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:51,560 We squat together and nive each other in the butt, under the shower. 277 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,200 What's gay about that? 278 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,360 - What do you think of the meat? - Now who is that gentleman? 279 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,520 Stew! Our butcher here, which deserves our respect. 280 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,360 I have to join in the science competition. 281 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:14,040 You can measure the distance between a loser and a lump of fat? 282 00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:19,000 Next time someone smokes thumb. 283 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,440 - Get out of here! - He started! 284 00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:27,640 - You are not my real father! - And you are not my real daughter! 285 00:25:32,319 --> 00:25:35,440 Leave the plate. Stop now! 286 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,360 Your sow! 287 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:43,440 PROVE YOUR INTELLIGENCE ON SCIENCE DAY 288 00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,840 TEACHER'S ROOM 289 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:53,040 Children were not for me, until I realized that no one would give me one. 290 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:58,200 And no one will deny me anything, which I might like. 291 00:25:58,319 --> 00:26:01,600 - Chuck... - Hello, Geoffrey. 292 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,880 This year we are going to win that competition. 293 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,520 We must show that our students can do more than they are good for. 294 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,520 What's the progress, Noblet? 295 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,600 - Progress? - Good work. 296 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:23,320 Don't repeat the failure From last year. That reminds me... no wolves! 297 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,320 There you are, Roger! 298 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,800 This is Roger Beekman. 299 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,960 He has won at the science day a whole nine times! - 300 00:26:36,079 --> 00:26:43,760 - and is on the cover of the latest number of the science teacher magazine. 301 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:52,800 Thanks. Don't worry about Boswell here, he is writing my autobiography. 302 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:57,680 Pretend he is air. I do that myself. 303 00:26:57,799 --> 00:26:59,760 Hi, Roger. 304 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,240 Wait, don't say anything... 305 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:08,240 Yeah, say it. No, by the way, don't say anything. 306 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,440 - Crotch Nibblet! - Chuck Noblet. 307 00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:16,560 - Exactly, we met at... - Bunsen burner seminar. 308 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,440 You were in the little accident, but the hair has since grown back. 309 00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:25,600 - It's real hair, isn't it? - Yes. What are you doing here? 310 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,920 He has to lead the school's team the competition. 311 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:34,560 I'm a science teacher here, and we don't need anyone from outside. 312 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:41,560 Nonsense, you work in parallel, and you have to best man humble the other. 313 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:47,320 Now that Roger is here, I had thought me to share the students among you. 314 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,280 These are my students! 315 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,800 Roger Beekman's team consists of Chang Kai Cho, Kim Luck - 316 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,440 - Akito Gai Pan, Hyman Loenstein, Moishe Einstein-Tesla - 317 00:27:56,559 --> 00:27:59,400 - and Alexander Graham Wang. 318 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:04,400 Chuck Noblet gets Glen Sinker, Terry Pitts, Dwayne Louse, Dale Dim - 319 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:08,600 - Jerri Blank and Dilly Dolt, if there is a handicap ramp. 320 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,960 I don't want to lose my best students! 321 00:28:12,079 --> 00:28:17,080 Let him keep his handpicked team. I collect my own. 322 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,680 By the way, I could use it an assistant - 323 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:24,120 - which is ready to put me over his students. 324 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,360 I would like to! 325 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,000 This is ridiculous. 326 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,080 It's ridiculous! 327 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:38,640 To get more students engaged in the competition - 328 00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:42,920 - I want to boil this list down for the smartest students. 329 00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:46,000 They have to do one project together - 330 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:49,600 - which gets Roger Beekman to look like an idiot. 331 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:55,480 - It is not more, but fewer students. - Sure you can count, huh! 332 00:28:55,599 --> 00:29:00,960 This isn't math though natural sciences. Are you in! 333 00:29:01,079 --> 00:29:04,160 The Koreans and the Jews forms the core of the think tank - 334 00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:06,880 - and Megawatt is a joker. 335 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,480 - What about me? - You're not on the team. 336 00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:12,880 I have signed up! 337 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,760 And now you don't have anyway! 338 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:22,160 - My father is in a coma. - Talk to the school psychologist about it. 339 00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:24,800 Come, go. 340 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:29,360 Up to stand. Come, off with you. 341 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,320 You will feel much better. 342 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,640 - Hi, Geo_rey. - I don't have time Chuck. 343 00:29:42,759 --> 00:29:48,120 Is it true that you must work with Beekman? 344 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,720 He values an art teacher's contribution to science. 345 00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:55,280 - Where does my cocoa go, Geo_rey? - It's on its way, Roger! 346 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:59,920 - It's my mug. - I must go on, science is calling. 347 00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:15,440 Look at the back wall. 348 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,960 Geoffrey... 349 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:40,360 - Are you a school psychologist? - You never get peace. Sit down. 350 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,400 Each student gets ten minutes, but the previous one spent a quarter - 351 00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:49,040 - so you have to settle for five. - How unfair! 352 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,800 Tell Les, he is the strict one. 353 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,720 And? 354 00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:59,720 My name is Jerri Blank and father is in a coma. 355 00:30:59,839 --> 00:31:02,880 I would wish that my father was in a coma. 356 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,760 My father is dead. He stayed executed for war crimes. 357 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,280 But for the insurance we say, that he was eaten by wolves. 358 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,160 There is always someone who are worse off. 359 00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:20,080 I want to join the science team, so dad can get well. 360 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:25,760 To make our little meeting shorter, you get a note here. 361 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:30,800 Do you think I'm pretty? 362 00:31:33,079 --> 00:31:35,440 That's it, now you're on the team. 363 00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:37,840 Jerry... 364 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,280 Are you kidding? 365 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,560 I should buy lunch with that money. 366 00:31:50,359 --> 00:31:56,960 My theory is that Noah had three off every species, if one should die. 367 00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:04,840 Damn it! 368 00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:09,440 Hello, girls. 369 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,720 Look at the back wall! 370 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,000 - I have to join! - We must make the best project! 371 00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:37,360 Hello there... who is it? 372 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,440 It's Brason. 373 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,440 Check out the babs on that arm! 374 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,320 - So what do you say? - That you're a bum. 375 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:12,600 - We can sit here and make plans. - Okay, see you. 376 00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:22,760 - Hey homies, do you give equal space? - Shut up, fat. 377 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,720 See you at sports. 378 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,760 What do you hear? 379 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,680 It sounds like someone is being punched the head with an iron pipe. Creepy! 380 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:42,880 It is Indonesian music. What do you want? 381 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,600 - It's probably just the two of us, Megaskvatti. - My name is Megawatti. 382 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,200 I'm just kidding at your expense. 383 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,840 You should be more patient when you fight now with tigers in the jungle and things like that. 384 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,640 - Why doesn't anyone like me? - They probably haven't gotten to know you. 385 00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:03,120 - Hey, Tammy! - red sled! 386 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,200 - Tammi is on the team. - Do you know your hug, huh master? 387 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,400 I got top marks last year. 388 00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:17,520 If you want to join the fray, you must you comply with certain rules. 389 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:21,000 We get fucked without gossiping and kills without blinking. 390 00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:24,800 - Are you on it? - Yes, I think so. 391 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,040 ROGER BEEKMAN IS FAT 392 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:44,040 Life is beautiful! We must win that competition - 393 00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:46,920 - and father will be exactly as before. 394 00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:51,760 - What can go wrong? - Nothing, as long as you don't lose focus. 395 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,280 Nothing can distract me. 396 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,440 Just check the exercise, man gives his chili wreath! 397 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:04,120 - What do you think of Brason? - He's perfectly fine. 398 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,880 I heard he's trying to get in your panties on the first date. 399 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,280 He's not for girls like us, he's more of the Monica type. 400 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:17,720 - I know someone who is crazy about you! - Who is it? 401 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,960 - Does this person go to school? - Yes. 402 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:27,320 Does she have a crispy little butt, like Do you feel like biting in? 403 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,760 - It's Megawatts. - Shh, I'll guess. 404 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:35,560 Does she have small pointed busts, like gives one naughty thoughts? 405 00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:39,080 - It's Megawatts. - Now I have it. 406 00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:44,040 Is she slim and with a forbidden fruit between the milky inner thighs? 407 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:47,680 I make you feel so good! 408 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,600 Listen up, girls! 409 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:54,240 Today we are going to learn about one Spanish tradition. 410 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,520 And we are so lucky to have one expert among us. 411 00:35:57,639 --> 00:36:03,960 Push, push! Move yourselves. Many thanks. 412 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,760 Last year I was lucky enough to be along to the running of the bulls in Pamplona. 413 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:43,240 In Spain it is difficult to receive compensation for injuries. 414 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:48,000 Gracias. Lock them in! 415 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,360 Okay, come on! In with you! 416 00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:00,800 Get up to speed now. In with you. 417 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,320 Come on girls! Itch on! 418 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,400 Come now! 419 00:37:16,519 --> 00:37:21,560 Move your legs! Give it everything you've got! 420 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,640 It only cut you, Into the bath with you. 421 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,960 Well done, girls! -Time for team two! 422 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,480 - What are you doing? - Puts a piece in place. 423 00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:52,800 It shouldn't be there. 424 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,920 You try to squeeze the tenderloin in where the shank should be. 425 00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:59,080 Look at the box! 426 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,320 Is it the same picture? 427 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,080 - Is it for you? - No. 428 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,840 It's not for me either. 429 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,840 I don't like visitors after six o'clock. 430 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:44,280 - May I make a suggestion? - Hurry up, I think. 431 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,360 - Maybe it's for Jerri. - Who? 432 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,160 Jerry! 433 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,120 I open! 434 00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:02,080 - What's going on Jerri? - These are my new best friends. 435 00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:04,560 - They must help me to... - Package? 436 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:06,920 - You fat troll! - Then it's enough for two. 437 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:10,600 - It's true. - Yes, I have eyes. 438 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,160 I have thick sweaters for the project. 439 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,400 We shall be called "The Fig Neutrons"! 440 00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:20,760 I have an idea! We will wear them to school tomorrow! 441 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,520 You must excuse the smell. 442 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:34,040 - Shall we make phone farts? - No, we have a lot to achieve. 443 00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:39,160 - Ok sir off! - Do you want to hear about my idea? 444 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,600 We're making a mini super leader! 445 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,840 We collect a lot of empty cans and cool them down... 446 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,280 You must concentrate. Won't you save your father? 447 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,280 Yes, but science is so deadly. 448 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,800 What has science ever done for me? 449 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,400 Just hand me the remote control and the shaver? 450 00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:04,280 I'm leaving, this is pointless. 451 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,000 stop whining we have come a long way today. 452 00:40:09,119 --> 00:40:13,120 - We haven't gotten anywhere! - We work too hard. 453 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,040 We deserve a break. 454 00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:23,280 Go out and swing in the banana tree, so let's talk some girl talk. 455 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,960 God, how boring. 456 00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:30,960 I mention a guy and you say, if you wanted to kiss him. 457 00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:34,560 - Matt Lappin? - Yes, I think so. 458 00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:38,560 - Your turn. - Megawatt Sukharnabhoutri. 459 00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:42,200 No, take anyone. Take Brason. 460 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,240 - Okay, Brason? - I really wanted to grease his gear! 461 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,360 - I guess I have to go now. - Tamelas! 462 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:54,080 Do you ever think about what what happens to our bodies? 463 00:40:54,199 --> 00:40:57,680 Yes, I got it. 464 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,360 - What do you mean? - You know...the one! 465 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,040 Yes, I'm in. 466 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:11,000 You suddenly get hot flashes and have to throw the covers in the middle of the night. 467 00:41:11,119 --> 00:41:15,400 You bite people, for no reason. do you feel the same way? 468 00:41:15,519 --> 00:41:20,680 - Yes, in a way. Not really. - That's what I thought. 469 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:26,240 You know what, Tammi? You are my best friend. 470 00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:33,200 - Can I go now? - Yes, in a little while. 471 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,200 - No. - Okay, just had to check. 472 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,280 Hi Monica, Melissa and Melanie. 473 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:25,280 - Hi, Jerry. Nice shirt. - It's for the competition. 474 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,080 You guys should be called “Girl Neutrons" instead. 475 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:50,960 I thank you for wanting to be with my team. 476 00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:53,400 - We're getting paid, aren't we? - Cash. 477 00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:56,920 What do you want with us? We know nothing about science. 478 00:42:57,039 --> 00:43:01,920 I'll tell you a secret. Want to know how to win? 479 00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:04,560 One word,... glamour! 480 00:43:04,679 --> 00:43:06,960 What will the project be about? 481 00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:12,760 I haven't won nine times, by thinking about the subject. 482 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,440 We can put leaves between food paper. 483 00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:19,240 We must concentrate about celebration and colors. 484 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:24,920 What are you doing, Jerri? Take care of yourself. Go back to class! 485 00:43:27,159 --> 00:43:32,720 And now you must take over, Jellineck. Listen to him as if he were me. 486 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:38,560 - He has to show what he's up to. - Geoffrey... 487 00:43:38,679 --> 00:43:42,720 Why? i love you 488 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,520 You heard me right. 489 00:43:51,079 --> 00:43:55,280 - What are you doing here? - I'm on my way over to the cheerleading squad. 490 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,720 Let's see how much you get cheered for your convenience. 491 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:09,720 Focus is the key to safe driving. 492 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,240 Focus... 493 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,000 Start the cars. 494 00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:21,280 Light. Action! 495 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:29,360 It's a sunny day. 496 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,680 There is not much to see. clear day, no rain... 497 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,040 A ball from a child! 498 00:44:36,159 --> 00:44:39,560 Focus, stay on the road. 499 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:43,520 It's going well. Lightly apply the brake. 500 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:49,560 - Where is your shirt? - I don't know what you're talking about. 501 00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:56,960 - I just gave it to you. - Well, now I'm in. 502 00:44:57,079 --> 00:44:59,920 I threw it out. 503 00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:02,840 I thought the competition meant something to you. 504 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:08,320 - I thought I mattered. - Megawatt! 505 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,120 What a failure. 506 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,640 That's what happens when you lose the concentration. 507 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:27,720 What's going on, Geoffrey? Why aren't you doing your work? 508 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,320 I nurture my ideas. 509 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,680 Roger! I've been looking for you. 510 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,720 How is it? Tell me everything. 511 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,880 You will be impressed aF our construction. 512 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,960 - Dead Sea salt? - Nothing brings life to me like dead salt! 513 00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:51,720 Tell us about your project, Roger. I want to hear it all. 514 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,880 - Some eucalyptus? - Yes, gladly. 515 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,400 - Go ahead, Roger. - We imagine that uh... 516 00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:04,840 - We have not progressed. - There are only two days left! 517 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,560 Alas, my eyes! 518 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,680 - Rick? - Chuck. 519 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,280 No, my name is Roger. Write it down. 520 00:46:30,199 --> 00:46:32,200 Hi Geoffrey. 521 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,280 Was it Roger Beekman, who went out from here? 522 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,960 -Do you have two...? - What? 523 00:46:41,079 --> 00:46:46,480 - Have you worked together? - And so what? You pushed me away. 524 00:46:46,599 --> 00:46:51,440 No, I didn't. I drew close to myself. 525 00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:54,680 It's too late, Chuck. 526 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:06,480 Due to the fire, do we have time here in the parking lot. 527 00:47:06,599 --> 00:47:11,040 In the field of art, there are no wrong answers. 528 00:47:11,159 --> 00:47:14,640 Everything is good enough. -That which is wrong. 529 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,600 - What looks good. - Hello... 530 00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:22,280 You probably woke up on the wrong one side of the coconut. 531 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,560 Are you still mad at me? 532 00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:29,840 Come to my house tonight and we can work on the project. 533 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:34,120 Would it heal your wounds? 534 00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,400 Okay, Jerry. 535 00:47:36,519 --> 00:47:40,360 - Have you come up with a project yet? - No. 536 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:45,000 Mr. Noblet's team must be shown make a super leader. 537 00:47:45,119 --> 00:47:50,960 - Why didn't we come up with something like this? - It's their idea, after all. 538 00:47:51,079 --> 00:47:56,800 When I want to make something original, I take out my tracing paper. 539 00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:02,040 Are you in? See you at the rehearsals. 540 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,880 Maybe someone could Mr. Noblet's team help us. 541 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,600 Why would they bother? 542 00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:16,000 They might have a weak point, that we can take advantage of. 543 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,240 Eat here or take home? 544 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,680 Mayet mayet hot ida'. 545 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:32,960 - Seven o'clock. I set the alarm. - Okay, see you tonight. 546 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,240 - What are you going to do tonight, Jerri? - Nothing. 547 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,520 - Do you want to come with me to the party? - I want your sperm. 548 00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:49,480 I take that as a yes. 549 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,200 - Damn it too! - Derrick... 550 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,280 Derrick! 551 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:04,480 - Who is it? - Guests for the toad? 552 00:49:04,599 --> 00:49:07,600 Please stay on the mat. 553 00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,000 Unfortunately, we don't have any candy. 554 00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:15,800 - What do you mean? - Isn't it "Halloween"? 555 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:21,000 After all, you have dressed up in it loser costume. 556 00:49:24,519 --> 00:49:28,400 Hi Megawatt. Unfortunately, we don't have any candy. 557 00:49:28,519 --> 00:49:31,760 I already used it, idiot. 558 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,560 I hate you! 559 00:49:34,679 --> 00:49:40,120 - What are you doing? - We were supposed to work on projeMet. 560 00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:45,160 I have a new shirt for you and have drawn some sketches. 561 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,640 How about I look at them - 562 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:54,760 - when I have been to Monica's party with Brason. 563 00:49:55,840 --> 00:50:01,280 Don't look at me like that. I'm just in love with someone else. 564 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,640 We are good acquaintances. Nothing can come between me and… 565 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,720 Brason! Get out of here, take the back door! 566 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,680 - What about the project? - It doesn't run anywhere, but you do! 567 00:50:23,559 --> 00:50:26,440 - Brason... - Hey, Dirk. 568 00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:31,760 My name is Derrick. How's it going? on the senior shrimp hop team? 569 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,880 It's going well. 570 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000 I saw your last shrimp jump in the contest against Mount Valley. 571 00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:43,440 It changed my whole outlook on shrimp hopping. 572 00:50:43,559 --> 00:50:48,240 Shut up you fairy! He came to visit me. 573 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:52,800 I just need to get some bitch thing. Rubber and the like. 574 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:58,040 - Can't we just leave? - First you have to say hello to my father? 575 00:50:58,159 --> 00:51:02,560 - Is that the right thing to do? - Okay. 576 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:08,440 - Hello, sir... - Why are you talking to me? 577 00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:14,400 No, that's my mother's butcher. Dad is up there. 578 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,520 Be nice to him, Dad. -I'll be there soon. 579 00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:30,480 - What's going on, Jerri? - I want to talk to you. 580 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,080 Why is the fridge up here? 581 00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:41,360 I won't argue, I will just have some motherly advice. 582 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,720 - What is it about? - I'm a little nervous about my date. 583 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:50,040 - Is this my kabuki mushroom? - You get it back. 584 00:51:50,159 --> 00:51:53,920 - What if he wants something? - Like what? To kiss you? 585 00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:57,920 If I play "rusty trombone" and he then gives me a "dim Sanchez". 586 00:51:58,039 --> 00:52:00,960 - What do you mean? -"Rusty trombone" is when you suck r... 587 00:52:01,079 --> 00:52:04,520 I know what it is I have been a flight attendant. 588 00:52:04,639 --> 00:52:07,120 - Jerry? - Brason! 589 00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,640 - Thanks for the help. - How did you get the fridge up here? 590 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,480 Hi Monica! Thanks for letting us come. 591 00:52:19,599 --> 00:52:24,120 Take off your shoes. Mom is hysterical about her floors. 592 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:44,440 - Hello everyone! - Make room for Jerri. 593 00:52:44,559 --> 00:52:48,920 Make room for Jerri, Melissa. 594 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:04,440 Popcorn! Packed with carbohydrates! 595 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:11,680 What a groovy house, Monica. 596 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,880 - We're friends, aren't we? - Yes, of course. 597 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,520 Can you tell us a little about your project? 598 00:53:20,639 --> 00:53:27,440 There is not much to say, I have the sketches in my room. 599 00:53:27,559 --> 00:53:32,480 "Fig Neutrons" totally crack the nut! 600 00:53:32,599 --> 00:53:39,840 It sounds good, but I want to would like to hear more about the details. 601 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:45,920 - I must not tell that. - You can tell us. 602 00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:50,320 It can be our little secret. 603 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,040 No, I must not tell about it. 604 00:53:54,159 --> 00:53:59,960 - Maybe you need to relax aF. - Do you want to smoke me crooked? 605 00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:05,760 - No, why would I want to? - I quit a long time ago! 606 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,520 I had to sleep on the street and cook my lunch in a spoon. 607 00:54:09,639 --> 00:54:12,800 In the end, I almost wasn't a human being. 608 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:17,800 - It's "Panama Red". Good luck. - No, smoke a little. 609 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:23,160 - Once, nothing happens. - Don't you want to be cool? 610 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:34,440 - Disappear! - Relax, Jerri. 611 00:54:34,559 --> 00:54:38,840 - I'm tall! - Jerry! 612 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:44,320 Stop now! 613 00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,480 Stop, Jerry! 614 00:55:13,159 --> 00:55:17,920 It all came back. All the years with abuse and degradation. 615 00:55:18,039 --> 00:55:21,120 - Shouldn't we smoke a little more? - Disappear! 616 00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,200 Get her out of here! 617 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,400 - It's probably best that we slip away. - We just arrived. 618 00:55:26,519 --> 00:55:30,800 You know what to do, so get started! 619 00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:43,040 - Are you still up? - It's half past nine, troll. 620 00:55:43,159 --> 00:55:49,440 We go up to my room, stay away if you hear screams. 621 00:55:51,559 --> 00:55:56,680 The stairs are unsafe, you want have something firm to hold on to? 622 00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:15,960 - You, Jerri... - Shhh! I can feel it. 623 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:40,040 - I just wanted to see the sketches. - Look here instead. 624 00:56:40,159 --> 00:56:43,360 My God! 625 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,400 I thought we could help each other. 626 00:56:46,519 --> 00:56:52,560 - I care about you! - So, prove it. 627 00:56:55,320 --> 00:57:00,720 - What do you say to them here? - Now it's starting to look like something. 628 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,800 Now we'll just take your clothes a1. 629 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:21,040 I've never done it before, so be careful. 630 00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:26,360 No by the way, just drive away, so we can get started. 631 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,840 I'm soaking wet in the lens! 632 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,720 I have to go now I have a lot to do. 633 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,320 The sketches... 634 00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:02,160 Do you think I came to steal them? Now you're hurting me. 635 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,920 - No, sorry. - I don't even want them. 636 00:58:06,039 --> 00:58:10,480 - I just take them on principle. - What's the point of that? 637 00:58:10,599 --> 00:58:15,040 You can probably figure that out, you know it all. 638 00:58:41,599 --> 00:58:47,360 - How is the project going? - yes, it's going just fine. 639 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:52,000 - Can I have a sneak peek? - Yes, of course. 640 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:05,200 - looks exactly like Beekman's project. - What are they doing? 641 00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:09,440 - A super leader of cans. - We do that too! 642 00:59:09,559 --> 00:59:14,160 - They have stolen our idea! - No, I saw theirs first. 643 00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:18,520 Roger has a winning project and we don't need two winners, do we? 644 00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:24,160 - That would cloud the competition. - Wait a minute... 645 00:59:26,639 --> 00:59:31,880 - How could that happen? - Maybe it was just a coincidence. 646 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,480 Have you guarded the drawings with your life? 647 00:59:36,599 --> 00:59:41,960 Yes, but then I gave them to Jerri. 648 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,760 - Why are you looking at me? - We know you saw Brason. 649 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,360 So? Hope you have more than facts behind your accusations? 650 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:56,360 - Say it like it is, Jerri. - Should I have gossiped? 651 00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:00,600 That's the kind of people they are worst! Yes, that was me. 652 01:00:00,719 --> 01:00:07,320 - I showed the sketches a little bit. - How could you betray us? 653 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:12,840 I would never hurt you, we are like a family after all. 654 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,760 The white ones of you anyway. In others are more like good servants. 655 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,960 You are my only friends! 656 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,800 - My father is in a coma. - It's too late. 657 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:31,800 Megs... Tammelas... 658 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:02,640 When I was fired by the Peace Corps, I decided it was… 659 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,240 - Geoffrey! - Hey, Roger. 660 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:10,760 - We have to cut to the bone. - Yes, Melissa is a bit clumsy. 661 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:15,120 - I'm talking about you, Geoffrey. - What do you mean? 662 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:19,320 You are no longer on the team. - Come on, Boswell. 663 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,680 You can watch me while I eat. 664 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,960 Hi, see you later. 665 01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:36,040 They kicked me off the team. 666 01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:41,400 - Nobody likes a lump of fat. - Can't we be friends, Monica? 667 01:01:41,519 --> 01:01:48,000 In what fantasy world, could we two be friends? 668 01:01:48,119 --> 01:01:54,400 I will never forgive you for what you did, Brason. 669 01:01:54,519 --> 01:01:59,120 So we can probably put it behind us and start fresh? 670 01:01:59,239 --> 01:02:03,080 I need a hug. 671 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,760 The cool thing about my Mustang is that it is it... 672 01:02:26,079 --> 01:02:31,560 Dad... I just wanted, that you could be proud of me. 673 01:02:33,719 --> 01:02:39,000 I wish I could talk to you. 674 01:02:39,119 --> 01:02:41,840 Goodbye forever. 675 01:02:55,360 --> 01:03:01,600 Dad... Is it really you, Dad? 676 01:03:01,719 --> 01:03:07,080 Or is it just my drug addiction brain playing tricks? 677 01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:10,400 It's probably best not to answer. 678 01:03:10,519 --> 01:03:14,320 Are you as real like the other stuff in here? 679 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,320 Like the demon there hundred eyes? 680 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:22,920 That was a fine example. I am as real as the demon. 681 01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:30,200 - You are real! Who is he there? - I can't answer that. 682 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,720 Can we move on? We're in a coma. 683 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:37,960 I don't belong here. Nobody wants to know about me. 684 01:03:38,079 --> 01:03:41,160 Your friends need you, you cannot fail them. 685 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,720 You cannot fail us. 686 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:52,120 - I might get a new idea. - That sounds like a good start. 687 01:03:52,239 --> 01:03:55,840 Thanks dad, you look rested. 688 01:04:18,599 --> 01:04:25,440 - Maybe there is still hope. - Hope? You fool... 689 01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:28,640 Can't you recognize a defeat, when you see one? 690 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,600 This is my punishment. 691 01:04:31,719 --> 01:04:36,720 You don't know what horrible things I have done. 692 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:40,720 Curse god and die! 693 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:48,000 Why are you sitting here? like a bunch of losers? 694 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,520 Get out of here, Jerri! 695 01:04:54,599 --> 01:04:58,120 I have an idea how, we can win the competition. 696 01:04:58,239 --> 01:05:02,920 First we dig up a body. I know where there is a... 697 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,040 I'll kill you! 698 01:05:13,519 --> 01:05:16,840 Time to go, cool! 699 01:05:20,079 --> 01:05:24,440 - Maybe you should go, Jerri. - I'm just trying to help. 700 01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:27,840 Haven't you done enough? 701 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,840 It's late and time to go home. 702 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,960 What do you mean by late? 703 01:05:35,079 --> 01:05:38,160 In the damper you got made mostly at night. 704 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:42,240 We sat and drank and listened to the radio. 705 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,200 The guards took our batteries, then we made our own. 706 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:50,800 You can split a skull with batteries in a pillow case. 707 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:58,200 We used our own feces as an alkaloid - 708 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:03,200 - cells made of silver paper, and as battery acid, we used saliva. 709 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,400 - A bomb? - It's a fine line. 710 01:06:05,519 --> 01:06:11,280 There it was! A battery which does not pollute the environment! 711 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,000 It fouls the air a bit. 712 01:06:14,119 --> 01:06:17,840 We do not manage to make a presentation. 713 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,120 With my help you can do it. 714 01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:24,720 what are you doing here Geoffrey? Are you not pp Beekman's team? 715 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,400 not anymore. 716 01:06:27,519 --> 01:06:31,440 I saw you work with him for one hour ago. Did you get fired? 717 01:06:31,559 --> 01:06:37,920 Let's just say that I kicking me over to your team. 718 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,800 What do you say? Do you want his help? 719 01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,120 It was the only thing I had need to hear! 720 01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:52,320 We are busy. 721 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,560 Hang on, Jellineck! 722 01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:59,240 I have no ideas. 723 01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:03,800 We can show the battery to Indonesian music? 724 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:08,680 - What does this have to do with batteries? - Nothing. 725 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:14,000 Nothing is something I'm used to to work with. It sounds perfect. 726 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,560 Then we drive! 727 01:07:46,639 --> 01:07:51,800 - Hello! Do you like what you see? - Not yet. 728 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:58,320 What a long title! I fell asleep halfway through. 729 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:02,080 - They are just school children. - How long does that excuse last? 730 01:08:02,199 --> 01:08:05,880 She's with me now, Onyx. 731 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,960 - In the school board, that is. - Can we stick to the topic? 732 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:15,680 "The Miracle of Procreation." 733 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,400 - That's what I call banging! - It was impressive. 734 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,280 Then Mount Valley High set enough nail in the coffin. 735 01:08:25,039 --> 01:08:26,680 What do we have here? 736 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:30,120 One by Roger Beekman famous projects! 737 01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:34,120 It feels exciting… 738 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:48,600 A long time ago, when fire was cool, You got energy from a mill wheel. 739 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:55,040 Boiling water gives us steam. Fossil fuels suck. 740 01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:58,960 Super leader, Super leader... 741 01:08:59,079 --> 01:09:04,800 Super leader! 742 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:23,120 That was superb, Roger! A completely new take on science. 743 01:09:23,239 --> 01:09:28,800 I liked the music, the rhymes the girls and then there machine thing. 744 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:31,600 - It was fantastic. - I'm just warming up. 745 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:34,240 You whore! 746 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:40,480 I go over raining points Together. 747 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:44,600 Wait! 748 01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:48,320 - What is it, Noblet? - My project is finished. 749 01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:52,880 It doesn't matter now does it? Roger wins. 750 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:56,720 The students have been fighting all night in the sweat of my face. 751 01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:00,400 I deserve to show them what i can. 752 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:04,680 May I interfere? 753 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:12,560 No one can stand up, after counting of points has begun. 754 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,840 "Heny loves Alice"? 755 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,720 So they must also continue to participate. 756 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:24,320 So get it over with in a hurry. I want my prize. 757 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,080 My God... 758 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:19,040 - Can you count the points, Heny? - Yes, it will work. 759 01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:36,600 It's probably best if I just announces the winner. 760 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:41,760 The winner of the science competition is… 761 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:44,160 Chuck Noblet! 762 01:12:47,079 --> 01:12:50,160 - Then I guess I'm hydrogen. - What do you mean? 763 01:12:50,279 --> 01:12:52,400 Element number one. 764 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,800 No, you're an idiot. 765 01:12:58,359 --> 01:13:02,920 I knew you could do it that, Noblet. Congratulations. 766 01:13:03,039 --> 01:13:07,160 - Who is so fat and ugly now? - You still are, Jerri. 767 01:13:07,279 --> 01:13:10,720 Yes, but who was it like won today? 768 01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:21,080 Dad is awake! 769 01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:25,640 Did you see that, Dad? I won! 770 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,880 - I'm sorry, Jerri. - But he moved! 771 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,600 It was just me who gave him a little heart massage. 772 01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:37,520 - But I thought... - Yes, I know what you thought 773 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,520 It's on fire! 774 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,160 Geoffrey... 775 01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:59,080 - Chuck? - Claire! 776 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,480 What is happening? 777 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:32,240 You were knocked unconscious, but your father carried you to safety. 778 01:15:32,359 --> 01:15:36,400 The explosion woke him from his eternal sleep 779 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:39,240 - Father...! - Carefully he rests. 780 01:15:39,359 --> 01:15:43,120 He has a lot of sleep to catch up on, after lying in a coma for 30 years. 781 01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:49,480 - When can she move? - She will be on her feet in a few days. 782 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,920 When can she move, I mean. 783 01:15:52,039 --> 01:15:58,480 The most important thing is that she has a doctor by his side constantly. 784 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,440 I have to go now. 785 01:16:04,319 --> 01:16:06,160 hugs? 786 01:16:06,279 --> 01:16:08,520 We have cable TV right? 787 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:14,680 It's a waste of money not to watch TV that you pay for. 788 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:18,520 Tammelas, Megawatti... Come here! 789 01:16:26,079 --> 01:16:29,200 Switch places. 790 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,240 Like that, yes. 791 01:16:35,359 --> 01:16:39,520 How nice to see you. 792 01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:43,080 Think we won the competition. 793 01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:46,760 We were actually disqualified. 794 01:16:50,319 --> 01:16:53,280 At least I learned something important. 795 01:16:53,399 --> 01:16:59,680 I'm sorry I failed you and my father. 796 01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:04,480 I wanted nicer and more popular friends than you - 797 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:11,760 - But now I know it's wrong, to feel the way I do. 798 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,360 Hello, My name is Jerri Blank and that was my story 799 01:17:16,479 --> 01:17:19,360 Before you judge me, just think about this - 800 01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:24,320 - that you have also poured a lot bad things. 801 01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:28,560 Like when you set fire to that boat filled with boat refugees. 802 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:34,080 No, it was me. But at least you're a racist. 803 01:17:34,199 --> 01:17:38,880 Think about it. I haven't done that! 804 01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:34,040 Translation: Morten Monrad PrimeText International AB, 2006 805 01:18:34,159 --> 01:18:38,640 Text admin: www.primetext.h PrimeText International AB, 2006