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NA ANO A ME NA HANA,
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O KA POE MA KA OIAIO,
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I NUI.
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E hele ana au i ke ala o Paka Hema
No ka loaʻa ʻana o ka ea houo
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ʻO nā helehelena aloha wale nō
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ʻO ka poʻe maikaʻi e like me ka mea e pono ai
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E hele ana au i ke ala o Paka Hema
A poina au i koʻu mau pilikia a pauo
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Aia kahi wahi e paka ai
ʻŌlelo nā kānaka a pau i ka lā maikaʻio
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E hele ana au i South Park
E hoʻomaha wale i koʻu mau aʻao
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No laila e hahai mai iaʻu i ka Pāka Hema
A e hoʻolauna aku au iā ʻoe i kekahi mau hoaalohao
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HALE KULANAKAUHALE
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ʻAe, e hiki mai ana ka Hoʻomaikaʻi
nā ʻanuʻu nui
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a me ka heihei turkey makahiki,
pū kekahi.
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Pehea mai
ʻaʻohe o mākou kākoʻo hoʻokahi
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kālā i ka hanana?
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He paʻakikī ka manawa ma South Park,
Madam Meia.
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ʻAʻohe kanaka i lawa i ka uku.
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Ma mua, ʻo ia ka mahiʻai ʻo T�grité
nāna i kākoʻo i ka heihei.
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Akā e like me kou ʻike,
pono mākou e pani i ka hale kūʻai.
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ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke kōkua iā ʻoe.
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Malia paha
ʻo ka hale kūʻai pop-up shit-tadin
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hiki ke kālā i ka heihei?
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Pehea kou makemake
he aha kā mākou uku no ka holo?
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Me ka auhau dute,
ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o mākou ma mua o ʻoe!
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E noʻonoʻo kākou.
Ke make nei nā ʻoihana,
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a me na kanaka he nui
nalowale ka lakou mau hana.
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ʻōpala?
ʻO wai ka mea makemake e hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kā lākou ʻōpala?
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ʻO wau. ʻO ka pana ʻekolu!
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Loaʻa ka hopena.
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ʻO ka heihei turkey
ʻo ia wale nō ka hanana
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i hiki ke hui
ko mākou kaiaulu holoʻokoʻa.
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Pono mākou
oi aku mamua o ka manawa.
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ʻAe, ʻike wau i kekahi
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nawai e makaukau
e hāʻawi kālā iā mākou.
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Pono e ʻōlelo ʻia hāʻawi lākou
i na mea a pau.
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No ke aha ʻaʻole mākou?
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Poino.
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Akā ʻoiaʻiʻo.
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I kēia kakahiaka hoʻomaikaʻi,
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e kau i kou mau kāmaʻa kāmaʻa
leʻaleʻa i nā kuʻuna,
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{\an8}no ka mea, he 28 keia o ka heihei turkey
mai ke kaona o Paka Hema!
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Kākoʻo ʻia e Saudi Arabia.
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He heihei 5 km
piha i nā kuʻuna!
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E lanakila ana ka mea lanakila
i kāna huio
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$5,000!
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E kakau i keia manawa.
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Hāmama ia i nā mea a pau!
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ʻO kēlā me kēia hoʻohewa
o ka ʻohana aliʻi Saudio
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pāpā ʻia.
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E hoʻolauleʻa i ka Hoʻomaikaʻi
me ka moʻomeheu kūpuna.
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{\an8}Holo ʻo South Park Turkey!
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KULA HAAWINA O SOUTH PARK
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$5,000, e nā kāne.
E lanakila ka mea lanakila o ka heihei
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5,000 dala,
wili ʻia e Saudi Arabia.
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Ina e loaa i kekahi
kālā mai iā lākou,
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ʻo mākou kēlā.
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ʻAe, makemake au i ke kālā
mai Saudi Arabia!
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Lanakila ke kanaka
a ʻo ka hui holoʻokoʻa e ʻeke i ka palaoa?
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E ke kanaka, pupule kēia.
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E kāhiko ʻia mākou!
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Inā mākou e kiʻi i nā keiki he nui,
e loaʻa iā mākou nā manawa e lanakila ai.
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ʻAe, akā pono mākou e kaʻana like i ke kālā.
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Pololei ʻo ia.
Pono ʻoe e pili i ʻelima mau kukini max.
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Na wai i ʻōlelo e lilo ʻoe
i ka hui?
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E lohi ʻoe iā mākou.
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E hilinaʻi iaʻu,
Pono wau ma ka hui.
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He loea ʻepekema wau.
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ʻIke wau pehea e hāʻawi ai i kā mākou hui
ka pono hope loa.
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Tolkien!
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E ke kanaka.
E haʻi, ua noʻonoʻo wau
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ʻO ka hui hea ʻoe e komo ai
no ka heihei?
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ʻO ka heihei turkey?
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ʻO ka lāhui hoʻomaikaʻi,
me $5,000 no ka hopu.
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ʻAʻole kaʻu mea e holo ai.
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ʻAe, e nānā kāua.
ʻIke loa ʻo ia kāu mea.
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Kekona wale nō, e nā kāne.
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- He aha kāna hana?
- ʻAʻohe manaʻo.
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E hoʻolohe, e Tolkien.
He loea au i ka hoʻokaʻawale.
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Hōʻike nā stats
e haehae ana kou lāhui i ka heihei.
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E kali, Tolkien!
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E hele mai, ʻo ka Thanksgiving.
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Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana maikaʻi
no ka poe ilihune,
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e like me Kenny a me Stan.
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ʻO Stan a me kona ʻohana
nalowale ko lakou home.
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Pono lākou i kēia kālā.
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A me ʻoe ma ka hui,
ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke nalowale.
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Makemake ʻoe e hana i kēia
no ka Hoʻomaikaʻi?
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ʻAe, aia wau.
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Ae ! ʻAe ʻo ia!
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KANAWAI MAKAI PARK
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He hemolele, Mitch.
5,000 kālā e lanakila ai ma ka heihei?
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ʻO ke kūlanakauhale holoʻokoʻa
makemake e komo.
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Ua noʻonoʻo wau e hoʻopaʻa inoa i koʻu ʻohana ma laila.
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Pono mākou
o keia dala Saudi.
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hiki ole,
Nui nā mea a mākou e hana ai i ka lā nui.
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E ka Haku!
ʻO ia nō ka Hale Keʻokeʻo.
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Koi lakou i ko lakou pio.
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Hana mākou.
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Inā ʻaʻole mākou e hoʻokō,
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e hoʻouna mai lākou iā Pete Hegseth,
o ka Oihana Kaua.
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ʻO wai ʻo Pete Hegseth?
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ʻAe, ʻo Pete Hegseth
mai ka Oihana Kaua!
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Ke hele mai nei mākou e komo i loko o kēia hale mākaʻi
a hoʻokuke aku i kahi paʻa.
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ʻO kā mākou hana!
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Hoomaha, koa!
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Ke kauoha aku nei ka Peresidena ia oe
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e haawi mai i ke pio ia'u
koke.
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Ua haʻi aku au iā ʻoe
he mau hoaaloha ko'u ma na wahi kiekie.
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Pono e hele mua ʻo Totoro
e hoailona
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a imua o ka lunakanawai.
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Me ka heihei turkey,
He mau lā ka lōʻihi.
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Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole maopopo iā ʻoe.
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Hoouka oe ia oe iho
ma ke Keena Kaua.
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A ʻaʻole mākou e ʻakaʻaka.
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ʻAʻole mākou e haʻalele.
Like a kau inoa!
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E hele kāua!
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ʻAʻole loa au makemake
e hakaka me oe.
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E kaomi i ke pihi huna
i ka lepo,
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e hamama ana na puka hale.
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ʻO ke pihi huna?
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ʻAe, ma laila. ʻIke ʻoe?
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Aia ʻo ia ma laila!
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E kiʻi aku ʻoe i kāu hoʻopaʻapaʻa lepo mai koʻu kūlanakauhale.
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No laila ʻoe ...
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Ke aʻa nei au iā ʻoe e hana hou pēlā.
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HALE KAHIKI SOUTH PARK
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E kakau inoa no ka heihei Tureke
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Ua hana mua anei ʻoe
kou hoʻopaʻa inoa pūnaewele?
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ʻAe, ma ka inoa ʻo Jimbo lāua ʻo Ned.
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Holo mākou me ka hui pana.
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ʻAe, eia kāu mau pahu.
Lahui maikaʻi.
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Hauʻoli Hoʻomaikaʻi
a me Aid Mubarak.
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ʻO Mackey.
E Mr. Mackey, e ike mai ia'u?
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ʻAe.
ʻEhia ʻoe ma kāu hui?
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ʻAʻohe oʻu hui, ʻike ʻoe.
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Makemake au i ke kālā Saudi
no'u wale no.
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ʻAe, loaʻa iā mākou kā mākou mau pahu.
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He nui loa i kakau inoa.
Pehea mākou e lanakila ai?
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ʻAʻole ʻoe e hana,
Ua loiloi au i kā mākou mau mea hoʻokūkū.
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Ka Hui Rotary
lanakila i ka makahiki i hala,
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aka, ua kahiko lakou.
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ʻO ka hui hale kūʻai pop-up.
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Wahi a ka ʻepekema,
he poʻe lākou,
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akā lohi. Maikaʻi mākou.
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Aloha, Stan.
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He heihei ʻoe?
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ʻAe, ʻo ʻoe kekahi?
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ʻIke loa.
No $5,000...
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ʻAe, e nānā kāua.
Me he mau kaikamahine ʻehā
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loaʻa i ka lanakila maoli.
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ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻelima mākou.
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Aloha pehea ʻoe?
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E ʻike iā ʻoe ma ka heihei.
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Hana ia.
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Aʻo lākou i ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana
i na kaikamahine?
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Ua wehe loa ʻia kēia ʻāina.
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ʻO ka hoʻokō.
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ʻO ka ikaika.
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ʻO ka hiki ke hoʻopau i nā ʻenemi.
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ʻO ke Keʻena Kaua kēia!
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He hana anei?
ʻO wau ʻo Pete Hegseth.
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Aia mākou i ke kūlanakauhale o nā wokists
ʻo wai ke kūʻē i ko kākou aupuni!
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A ʻaʻohe mea e kūʻē i kaʻu ʻOihana.
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E hāʻawi ʻo Pete Hegseth i kāna mea āpau.
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Aia au e kīki i ke kāpia
a kiʻi i ka hoki.
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A hoʻopau wau i kaʻu mau hoki a pau.
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E hana wau i ka mea e pono ai
e hoʻokō i kaʻu misionari!
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E nānā i kēlā!
ʻO kēia ka Pelekikena o ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa
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ʻo wai ke kelepona mai iaʻu i kēia manawa.
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Ae, e Mr. Peresidena?
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Hegeseth,
akā, he aha kāu e ʻimi nei?
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Ua hoʻihoʻi mai ʻoe iā Peter Thiel?
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ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke exfiltrate ia.
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Ua ho'āla ka makai o ka'āina
hana kūʻē.
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Damn, ua loaʻa iā ʻoe
hoʻokahi wale nō mea e hana ai.
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Pono mākou iā Peter Thiel maanei,
ma ka Hale Keokeo.
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Haku, ʻae, haku!
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Pono au i ka mana a pau
o ka Oihana.
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ʻO kā mākou mau pahu a pau,
kā mākou pū a me kā mākou poʻe!
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Ua ʻae ʻia.
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E hoʻihoʻi mai iā mākou i kēia pio
ʻo ke kumu kūʻai!
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ʻAe!
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A ʻaʻole ʻoe māʻona
e paʻi kiʻiʻoniʻoni.
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E neʻe a hana i kekahi mea.
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E like a kakau inoa.
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ʻAe, e Mr.
E uku au iā lākou!
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Damn, what an asshole.
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ʻAe, e hoʻolohe mai iaʻu.
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He pūʻali koa holoʻokoʻa
e hiki mai ana i ka la apopo.
190
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ʻO kēia makai panalāʻau
e hoʻomaopopo i ka mea āna e hana nei.
191
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He lā heihei kēia,
192
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a hui pū ʻo Pāka Hema a pau
193
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no kēia hanana kaiaulu.
194
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Kau mākou i nā bibs
195
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a komo mākou i nā lole hoʻomaha.
196
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ʻO ka luna makai me mākou.
Ke hana ʻoi aku nei kāu mau hui?
197
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:46,919
ʻAe, makemake mākou e hōʻoia
i palekana nā kānaka a pau.
198
00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:51,465
Hydration a me ke kuleana
ʻo ia nā huaʻōlelo nui o ka lāhui.
199
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Nui ka nui e lanakila ai
no ka hui lanakila.
200
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,556
Hoʻopau kekahi poʻe
i ka hoʻokaʻawale.
201
00:09:58,764 --> 00:09:59,682
ʻOiaʻiʻo.
202
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,559
Nui ka poʻe kānalua i kēia ʻepekema.
203
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,937
Hoʻopau nā lāʻau lapaʻau i ka autism.
ʻO ka lau ʻaila ʻaila chemtrails.
204
00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,648
No ke kuai ana,
ʻo ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana he kūlana.
205
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Nui nā kukini
manaʻolana e loaʻa ka lanakila.
206
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,613
No laila e lanakila ka turkey maikaʻi loa.
207
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,492
Mākaukau paha ʻoe?
208
00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:21,162
E lanakila ana kākou, eia kākou.
Aia ma hea ʻo Tolkien?
209
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,497
- ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike?
- He aha ?
210
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,957
ʻAʻole makemake ʻo Tolkien e holo.
211
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He aha kāu ʻōlelo ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia e holo?
212
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,504
Kākoʻo ʻo Saudi Arabia iā mākou,
213
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haʻalele ʻo ia
no na kumu kalaiaina.
214
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,050
- Ke hoʻohenehene nei ʻoe iaʻu?
- ʻAʻole.
215
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Mai neʻe ʻoe!
216
00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:43,475
Welina mai i ka 28th Turkey Run
mai Pāka Hema!
217
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,438
He aha ka lehulehu!
218
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:51,358
Hiki iā ʻoe ke mahalo
ʻoiai ʻo ia kā mākou mea kākoʻo:
219
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Saudi Arabia!
220
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He hemolele!
221
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:07,041
He hūpō,
he kipi antifa ko makou!
222
00:11:07,374 --> 00:11:09,460
Oihana Kaua,
E hoʻolohe mai iaʻu!
223
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ʻO nā kamaʻāina o kēia kūlanakauhale
alakai kipi.
224
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Akā ʻaʻole lākou e hoʻōki iā mākou
e hoʻihoʻi i kā mākou kāne!
225
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Tolkien!
226
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,347
Tolkien?
227
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Tolkien!
228
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,314
- E aha hana ʻoe?
- Pāʻani au i ARC Raiders.
229
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ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake e holo
No Saudi Arabia?
230
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ʻAe, ʻaʻole maikaʻi kēlā.
231
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,905
- "ʻAʻole maikaʻi"?
- ʻAe, ʻaʻole maikaʻi.
232
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"ʻAʻole maikaʻi kēlā"?
233
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,744
ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake
kūʻai ʻo ia i nā mea ʻAmelika?
234
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,704
Hōʻike ʻo ia iā ia iho i ka holomua.
235
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,414
ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake iā ia e hoʻololi?
236
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,793
Ua hooki ʻo ia i ka hoʻomāinoino?
E uku iā Kevin Hart?
237
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:51,752
ʻĒ ?
238
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,045
ʻAʻole au ʻike i kekahi mea.
239
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,590
Mai kuha ʻoe i ka ʻāina
ka mea makemake e komo i ke kenekulia 21.
240
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,260
Maikaʻi
ʻo ia ke kākoʻo i ka heihei.
241
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:02,346
Inā hoʻolilo ʻo ia i kāna kālā
i nā hanana haʻuki,
242
00:12:02,429 --> 00:12:05,933
ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻomāinoino i ka poʻe nūpepa
a mai kono oe ia Pete Davidson.
243
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,568
ʻAe, nā mea a pau!
Ma kāu mau māka...
244
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,910
Mākaukau...
245
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,297
He hemolele!
246
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,965
Nā pū!
247
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,136
E noho i laila,
pono mākou i ka ʻike! Awiwi !
248
00:12:42,469 --> 00:12:44,888
ʻAe! Pete Hegeseth,
Oihana Kaua.
249
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,473
Ke pana ʻia nei mākou!
250
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:49,560
Ke ʻike nei mākou i kahi kipi,
he kipi
251
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,437
E like a kakau inoa!
252
00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,404
ʻO nā mea hoʻoweliweli hema
uā a hīmeni ma hope oʻu.
253
00:13:00,487 --> 00:13:01,739
E hana mākou iā lākou!
254
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,616
He lā wale nō e like me nā lā ʻē aʻe.
Imua !
255
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,660
Ua ʻike ʻoe mai ka makahiki 2018,
256
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,330
Nā wahine Saudi
he kuleana kaʻa?
257
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,166
Hāʻawi lākou i nā wahine e hoʻokele!
258
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,002
Kokoke
he lesbian utopia ma laila.
259
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:17,755
Hiki iaʻu ke hauʻoli i ka Thanksgiving?
260
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,341
Na wai e kākoʻo
he utopia wahine?
261
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,342
ʻAʻole ʻo Tolkien,
262
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,345
ka mea makemake i ka Saudis
e hoʻomau i ka hoʻomāinoino i nā kāne.
263
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,804
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi!
264
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,640
- He pupule maoli ʻoe.
- Hele i waho!
265
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,186
ʻAe. ʻIke ʻoe i ke aha?
266
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,189
Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e pili pū me kahi ʻāina
267
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,025
e kākoʻo ana i ka hoʻomohala ʻana
mai Saudi Arabia,
268
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,693
a laila e hana mākou me ʻoe ʻole.
269
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:47,993
E hoʻihoʻi mai iaʻu i kaʻu Xbox!
270
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,537
E hele mai e kiʻi iā ia, e ka pōʻino!
271
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,297
Hele mai !
272
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,383
Aʻalolo! Na mākou ke kālā!
273
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,637
Me he mea lā ke neʻe nei ka poʻe hoʻohaunaele
i ka akau-hikina akau.
274
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,680
ʻO kā mākou papahana, e nā keʻena,
275
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:12,059
ʻo ke keakea ʻana iā lākou
ma keia wahi pololei,
276
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,728
a e hana i na mea e like me ka hiki.
277
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:20,109
Hiki paha iā mākou ke hana i kekahi
ma kēia wahi, no laila e hoʻomākaukau iā ʻoe iho.
278
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,195
Puali koa ʻekolu,
e kau ʻia ana ʻoe ma ʻaneʻi.
279
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:26,156
Makemake au i nā pou
ma Instagram a me Twitter.
280
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,119
ʻO nā hui Alpha a me Bravo,
Makemake au i ka ʻike mai ʻō a ma ʻō.
281
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,581
OK, e hoʻomākaukau.
282
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,835
Hoomaha.
Ke kū nei mākou i kahi kipi kīwila?
283
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:41,004
Mālama mākou,
ʻaʻohe pono no ka Palekana Kuloko.
284
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,298
Aia mākou e kōkua iā ʻoe.
285
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,175
ʻO kēia kā mākou kuleana.
286
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,261
Like a kau inoa, loaʻa iā mākou ...
287
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,762
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole!
288
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,347
ʻAʻole kēia kāu ʻike!
289
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,225
E hele e hahai
ka Oihana Kaua!
290
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,988
Hele mai... hele...
291
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,948
Hiki iaʻu ke hana ... ʻike iaʻu?
292
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,875
Akā, pōʻino!
E hoʻihoʻi mai iaʻu i kaʻu Xbox!
293
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,253
Pehea e hiki ai
ʻaʻole ʻoe e hopu mai iaʻu?
294
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,882
ʻAʻole ʻoe e hoʻoikaika!
295
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,885
Akā ʻae!
296
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,305
Ua haʻi aku au iā ʻoe.
ʻAʻole kaʻu mea e holo ai!
297
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,557
Kekahi mea !
298
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,892
Kāohi...
299
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,810
ʻO kāu pōʻino, pōʻino!
300
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:56,372
Eia ka Kalaiaina. Ka poe hoikeike
ke hele nei iā ʻoe!
301
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,584
Hoʻihoʻi.
302
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,462
- ʻO kā mākou ʻike kēia!
- He nui loa!
303
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,683
Aia lākou.
304
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,644
Noho ma ke kūlana!
305
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,688
ʻAʻole mākou e hoʻoweliweli!
306
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,069
E kali...
307
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,823
E kali...
308
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,410
E hoʻouna i ke kinoea waimaka! ʻAe!
309
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,379
E ka hoa ! Ma hea mākou e hele ai?
310
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,549
ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kekahi mea!
311
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,887
Tolkien? Tolkien!
312
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,723
Ma hea ʻoe i hele ai?
313
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,409
He aha ana lā?
314
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,202
ʻAʻohe manaʻo.
315
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,581
ʻAʻole mākou e hoʻopau i ka heihei
ina ua paa ke alanui!
316
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:28,298
Pilikia ka ʻohana Stotch
kālā i kēia makahiki.
317
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,091
Pono kākou e lanakila.
318
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,011
ʻŌlelo ʻoe!
Uku makou i ka auhau!
319
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,096
ʻO kēia kālā,
ʻO kēia wale nō kā mākou manawa!
320
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,265
Loaʻa i kekahi ka palapala ala?
321
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,434
ʻAe, ʻo wau!
322
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,476
ʻAe, e nānā kāua.
323
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:48,234
Ina paa keia wahi a pau,
ʻo ka maikaʻi ke hele i kēlā ala.
324
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,278
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, pono mākou e hele
325
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,279
ma lalo o ka honua.
326
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,489
He pōkole loa ia o kahi pōkole.
327
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,408
E hoʻokuʻu ʻia mākou!
328
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,786
Pono mua ka ʻae ʻia
o Saudi Arabia.
329
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,706
E ʻae ʻo ia
no laila mākou e hele ai ma laila?
330
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,627
ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike
ka mea a Saudi Arabia e makemake ai.
331
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,421
Makemake au i kā lākou kālā.
332
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,925
No laila,
E hele ana au e hoao i ko'u laki.
333
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,141
ʻAe! Pete Hegeseth,
Oihana Kaua.
334
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,436
Ke holo nei na mea hooweliweli!
E hana mākou iā lākou!
335
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,566
ʻO Pete Hegseth
336
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,152
ʻO ka mea pupule!
337
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,656
ʻO Pete Hegseth
338
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,450
ʻO ka mea pupule!
339
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,914
Hōʻike ʻo ia ma nā pūnaewele
Akā, he puʻupuʻu nui wale nō ia
340
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:48,544
ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna ʻike
Ma mua o kekahi ʻōpio
341
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,676
ʻO Pete Hegseth
He pupule!
342
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:02,183
ʻO Pete Hegseth
He pupule!
343
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,525
ʻAe, ua lawa kēlā.
344
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,027
E hooki i kou kaapuni.
345
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,239
Manaʻo wau ua haʻi wau iā ʻoe
e haʻalele i koʻu kūlanakauhale.
346
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,283
ʻAe?
347
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,785
A he aha kāu e hana ai?
348
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,627
Aia kekahi ma laila?
349
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,962
E hoʻihoʻi mai iaʻu i kaʻu Xbox!
350
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,885
Akā he aha kou pilikia?
351
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,722
Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻi
keia Hoomaikai weliweli.
352
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,516
No Stan, no Kenny...
353
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,060
Akā makemake ʻoe e pāʻani.
354
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:51,399
ʻAʻole no koʻu ʻeleʻele
Pehea ka wikiwiki o koʻu holo ʻana, i ka hopena!
355
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,818
ʻAe, holo wikiwiki ʻoe.
356
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,194
Aole nae oe i holo,
357
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,448
no ka mea, he niho kou
kūʻē iā Saudi Arabia!
358
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,575
Kekahi mea. He racist ʻoe.
359
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,076
Hoʻokalakupua? ʻO wau ?
360
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,872
Makemake ʻoe iā Saudi Arabia
Ke hoʻomau nei ka hoʻouka kaua ʻana i ka poʻe nūpepa,
361
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,081
a ʻo wau ka mea hoʻokae?
362
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,000
Ke haki nei au.
363
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,543
ʻAe, poina.
364
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,462
ʻAe, hāʻawi wau!
365
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,422
A manaʻo wau i kaʻu makemake!
366
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,090
ʻAe, pololei ʻoe.
367
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,300
Pono loa!
368
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,761
ʻAe, maikaʻi kēlā.
Hauʻoli Hoʻomaikaʻi.
369
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,181
ʻO ia, no ka mea ʻaʻole wau e loaʻa
E hoʻolohe i kāu ʻōlelo ʻino!
370
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:26,267
ʻo ia wale nō.
E hauʻoli me kāu poʻe aloha.
371
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,778
A ʻeā.
372
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,115
ʻO ka ʻepekema kēlā!
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Science!
373
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,622
Ma ka aoao o ke Aupuni o Saudi Arabia
374
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,667
a me ka Mea Kiekie
ʻO Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud,
375
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,379
ka heihei turkey makahiki
mai Pāka Hema
376
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,465
ua lanakila ʻia e ka hui...
377
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,050
na Tolkien Black!
378
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,807
Ua hana mākou, e ke kanaka!
379
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,644
Eia mākou. ʻIke ʻoe?
E komo mai... i laila!
380
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,439
Kokoke ʻoe.
381
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,699
ʻAe, e nā kāne, e ʻohi kāua.
382
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,660
ʻO ka manawa turkey.
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Ke keiki a ke keiki!
E hele mai ka Peresidena e hoʻokuʻu iā mākou!
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ʻAe, pēlā paha.
E ʻike ka luna kānāwai iā ʻoe ma ka Pōʻakahi.
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Na South Park e uku no keia.
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E uku lākou a pau.