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HENKILÖT JA TAPAHTUMAT,

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JOKA TODELLISUUTEEN PERUSTUVAT,

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ON KEKSYTTY.

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<i>Valitsen South Park -reitin
Vain saada raitista ilmaa</i>

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<i>Vain ystävälliset kasvot</i>

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<i>Hyvät ihmiset sellaisina kuin niiden pitääkin olla</i>

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<i>Valitsen South Park -reitin
Ja unohdan kaikki ongelmani</i>

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<i>Pysäköintitilaa on
Kaikki sanovat hyvää päivää</i>

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<i>Olen matkalla kohti South Parkia
Ihan vain rauhoittamaan hermojani</i>

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<i>Joten seuraa minua South Parkiin
And I'll introduce you to some friends</i>

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KAUPUNGIN TALO

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No kiitospäivä on tulossa
isot askeleet

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and the annual turkey race,
myös.

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Miten niin
that we don't have a single sponsor

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tapahtuman rahoittamiseen?

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Ajat ovat vaikeita South Parkissa,
Rouva pormestari.

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Nobody has enough to pay.

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Before, it was the T�grité farm
joka sponsoroi kilpailua.

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Mutta kuten tiedät,
meidän piti sulkea kauppa.

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Emme voi auttaa sinua.

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Ehkä
että shit-tadin pop-up -kauppa

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voisiko kilpailua rahoittaa?

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Miten haluat
mitä me maksamme kyydistä?

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Tullilla,
olemme enemmän perseessä kuin sinä!

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Ollaan realistisia.
Yritykset kuolevat,

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ja monet ihmiset
menettivät työpaikkansa.

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Jätettä?
Kuka haluaa antaa minulle jätteensä?

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Minulle. Kolmen pisteen laukaus!

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Ratkaisu on varmasti olemassa.

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Kalkkunan kilpailu
on ainoa tapahtuma

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voidakseen yhdistyä
koko yhteisömme.

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Tarvitsemme sitä
enemmän kuin koskaan.

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No, tiedän joitain

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kuka olisi valmis
antaa meille rahaa.

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It must be said that they give
kaikille.

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Miksei me?

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Vittu.

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Mutta tietysti.

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<i>On this Thanksgiving morning,</i>

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<i>Pistä lenkkarit jalkaan
nauttia perinteistä,</i>

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{\an8}<i>because this is the 28th turkey race
from the town of South Park!</i>

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<i>Sponsored by Saudi Arabia.</i>

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<i>5 km:n kilpailu
stuffed with traditions!</i>

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<i>Voittaja voittaa
hänen tiimilleen</i>

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<i>5 000 dollaria!</i>

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<i>Rekisteröidy nyt.</i>

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<i>Se on avoin kaikille!</i>

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<i>Kaikki kritiikki
Saudi-Arabian kuninkaallinen perhe</i>

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<i>on kielletty.</i>

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<i>Juhli kiitospäivää
jolla on esi-isien perinne.</i>

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{\an8}<i>South Park Turkey Run!</i>

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SOUTH PARK -ALUEIKOULU

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5000 dollaria, kaverit.
Kisan voittaja voittaa

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5000 dollaria,
Saudi-Arabian kehrämä.

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Jos jonkun pitäisi saada
rahaa heiltä,

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se on me.

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Joo, haluan rahaa
Saudi-Arabiasta!

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Yksi henkilö voittaa
ja koko joukkue pussittaa taikinan?

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Mies, tämä on hullua.

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Olisimme panssaroituja!

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Jos palkkaamme paljon lapsia,
meillä on enemmän mahdollisuuksia voittaa.

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Kyllä, mutta meidän on jaettava rahat.

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Hän on oikeassa.
Sinun tulisi pitää enintään viisi juoksijaa.

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Kuka sanoi, että olisit
joukkueessa?

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Hidastaisit meitä.

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Luota minuun,
Minun täytyy olla joukkueessa.

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Olen tieteen asiantuntija.

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Tiedän kuinka antaa joukkueellemme
lopullinen etu.

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Tolkien!

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Hei mies.
Sano, minä ihmettelin

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missä joukkueessa olisit
kisaan?

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Kalkkunakilpailu?

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Kiitospäivän kilpailu,
5000 dollaria jaossa.

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Juokseminen ei ole minun juttuni.

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No, katsotaan.
Ilmeisesti se on sinun juttusi.

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Hetkinen, kaverit.

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- Mitä helvettiä hän tekee?
- Ei aavistustakaan.

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Kuuntele, Tolkien.
Olen luokittelun asiantuntija.

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Tilastot näyttävät
että rotusi repeytyy kisassa.

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Odota, Tolkien!

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Tule, on kiitospäivä.

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Voit tehdä sen hyvin
köyhille,

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kuten Kenny ja Stan.

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Stan ja hänen perheensä
menettivät kotinsa.

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He tarvitsevat tämän rahan.

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Ja sinun kanssasi joukkueessa,
emme voi hävitä.

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Haluat tehdä tämän
kiitospäiväksi?

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OK, olen mukana.

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Kyllä! Hän sanoi kyllä!

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PARK LUKU POLIISIASEMA

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Helvetti, Mitch.
5000 dollaria voitettavana kilpailussa?

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Koko kaupunki
haluaa osallistua.

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Ajattelin rekisteröidä perheeni sinne.

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Me tarvitsisimme
näistä Saudi-rahoista.

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mahdotonta,
Meillä on liian paljon tekemistä suurena päivänä.

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Sir!
Se on edelleen Valkoinen talo.

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He vaativat vankiaan.

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Meillä on kiire.

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Jos emme noudata,

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he lähettävät meille Pete Hegsethin,
sotaosastolta.

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Kuka on Pete Hegseth?

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Joo, se on Pete Hegseth
sotaosastolta!

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Tulemme soluttautumaan tälle poliisiasemalle
ja suodattaa pidätetty.

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Se on meidän tehtävämme!

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Lepää, sotilas!

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Presidentti käskee sinua

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luovuttamaan vangin minulle
välittömästi.

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Kerroin sinulle
että minulla oli ystäviä korkeilla paikoilla.

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Totoron on ensin läpäistävä
opasteisiin

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ja tuomarin edessä.

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kalkkunakilpailun kanssa
Se kestää muutaman päivän.

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En usko, että ymmärrät.

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Hyökkäät itseäsi vastaan
sotaosastolla.

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Ja emme vitsaile.

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<i>Emme koskaan anna periksi.
Tykkää ja tilaa!</i>

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Mennään!

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En todellakaan halua
taistella kanssasi.

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Paina salaista painiketta
maassa,

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sellin ovet aukeavat.

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Salainen painike?

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oli todellinen mahdollisuus voittaa.

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Itse asiassa meitä on viisi.

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Hei, miten voit?

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Nähdään kisassa.

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Se toimii.

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He oppivat luokittelun
tytöille?

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Tämä maa on täysin auki.

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<i>Sitoutuminen.</i>

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<i>Voima.</i>

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<i>Kyky tuhota vihollisemme.</i>

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<i>Tämä on sotaosasto!</i>

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Toimiiko se?
Olen Pete Hegseth.

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Olemme wokistien kaupungissa
joka haastaa hallitustamme!

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Ja kukaan ei haasta osastoani.

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Ano ang ibig mong sabihin na ayaw niyang tumakbo?

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Inisponsor tayo ng Saudi Arabia,

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sumusuko na siya
para sa mga kadahilanang pampulitika.

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- Niloloko mo ba ako?
- Hindi.

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Huwag kang gumalaw!

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Maligayang pagdating sa 28th Turkey Run
galing sa South Park!

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Ang daming tao!

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Maaari kang magpasalamat
dahil ito dapat ang aming sponsor:

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Saudi Arabia!

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Banal na tae!

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ito ay tae,
may antifa uprising tayo!

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Kagawaran ng Digmaan,
Makinig ka sa akin!

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Ang mga naninirahan sa lungsod na ito
humantong sa isang insureksyon.

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Pero hindi nila tayo titigilan
para maibalik ang lalaki natin!

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Tolkien!

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Tolkien?

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Tolkien!

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- Anong ginagawa mo?
- Naglalaro ako ng <i>ARC Raiders</i>.

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Ayaw mong tumakbo
Dahil sa Saudi Arabia?

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Oo, hindi maganda iyon.

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- "Hindi maganda"?
- Oo, hindi maganda.

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“Hindi ba maganda iyan”?

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hindi mo gusto
na bumili siya ng mga bagay na Amerikano?

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Ipinakikita niya ang kanyang sarili na progresibo.

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Ayaw mong magbago siya?

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Na huminto na siya sa pagpapahirap?
Para bayaran si Kevin Hart?

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Eh ?

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wala akong nakikita.

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Huwag dumura sa isang bansa
na gustong pumasok sa 21st century.

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buti naman
na siya ang nag-sponsor ng karera.

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Kung gagastusin niya ang kanyang pera
sa mga kaganapang pampalakasan,

242
00:12:02,429 --> 00:12:05,933
hindi niya pinahihirapan ang mga mamamahayag
at huwag imbitahan si Pete Davidson.

243
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,568
Sige lahat!
Sa iyong mga marka...

244
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,910
handa na...

245
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,297
Banal na tae!

246
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,965
Putok ng baril!

247
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,136
Umayos ka diyan,
kailangan namin ng nilalaman! Mabilis!

248
00:12:42,469 --> 00:12:44,888
<i>Oo! Pete Hegseth,
Kagawaran ng Digmaan.</i>

249
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,473
<i>Kami ay binabaril!</i>

250
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:49,560
Nasasaksihan natin ang isang pag-aalsa,
isang paghihimagsik.</i>

251
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,437
<i>I-like at i-subscribe!</i>

252
00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,404
Mga makakaliwang terorista
sumigaw at kumanta sa likod ko.

253
00:13:00,487 --> 00:13:01,739
Gagawin natin sila!

254
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,616
Isang araw lang tulad ng iba.
sa unahan!

255
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,660
Alam mo na mula noong 2018,

256
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,330
Mga babaeng Saudi
may karapatang magmaneho?

257
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,166
Hinahayaan nilang magmaneho ang mga babae!

258
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,002
malapit na
isang lesbian utopia doon.

259
00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:17,755
Maaari ko bang tangkilikin ang Thanksgiving?

260
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,341
Sino ang susuporta
isang lesbian utopia?

261
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,342
Hindi Tolkien,

262
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,345
sino ang gusto ng mga Saudi
patuloy na pahirapan ang mga bading.

263
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,804
Ito ay mas mahusay!

264
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,640
- Isa ka talagang asshole.
- Lumabas ka!

265
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,186
Okay. Alam mo kung ano?

266
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,189
Kung ayaw mong maugnay sa isang bansa

267
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,025
na sumusuporta sa ebolusyon
mula sa Saudi Arabia,

268
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,693
pagkatapos ay gagawin namin nang wala ka.

269
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:47,993
Ibalik mo sa akin ang Xbox ko!

270
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,537
Halika kunin mo siya, asshole!

271
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,297
Halika na!

272
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,383
Kinakabahan! Atin ang pera!

273
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,637
Parang umaasenso ang mga manggugulo
patungo sa hilaga-hilagang-silangan.

274
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,680
Ang aming plano, mga ginoo,

275
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:12,059
ay humarang sa kanila
sa tiyak na lokasyong ito,

276
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,728
at gumawa ng mas maraming nilalaman hangga't maaari.

277
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:20,109
Baka may gawin din tayo
sa lugar na ito, kaya ihanda ang iyong sarili.

278
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,195
Ikatlong Batalyon,
ipopost ka dito.

279
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:26,156
Gusto ko ng mga post
sa Instagram at Twitter.

280
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,119
Mga koponan ng Alpha at Bravo,
Gusto ko ng content mula dito at doon.

281
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,581
Sige, humanda ka.

282
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,835
Pahinga.
Nahaharap ba tayo sa isang pag-aalsang sibil?

283
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:41,004
Kami ay namamahala,
hindi na kailangan ng Internal Security.

284
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,298
Nandito kami para tulungan ka.

285
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,175
Ito ang ating tungkulin.

286
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,261
Like and subscribe, meron tayong...

287
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,762
Ay, hindi, hindi, hindi!

288
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,347
Hindi ito ang iyong nilalaman!

289
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,225
Sumunod ka
ang War Department!

290
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,988
Halika... go...

291
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,948
Kakayanin ko...kita mo ako?

292
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,875
Pero damn!
Ibalik mo sa akin ang Xbox ko!

293
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,253
Paano ito posible
na hindi mo ako maabutan?

294
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,882
Hindi ka nag-effort!

295
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,885
Pero oo!

296
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,305
sabi ko sayo.
Ang pagtakbo ay hindi bagay sa akin!

297
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,557
Kahit ano!

298
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,892
huminto...

299
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,810
Ang kalokohan mo, damn it!

300
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:56,372
Dito ang Interior. Ang mga demonstrador
papunta sayo!

301
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,584
Mag-withdraw.

302
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,462
- Ito ang aming nilalaman!
- Masyadong marami!

303
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:15,683
Ayan na sila.

304
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,644
Manatili sa posisyon!

305
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,688
Hindi kami matatakot!

306
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,069
Teka...

307
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,823
Teka...

308
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,410
Ipadala ang tear gas! Oo!

309
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,379
pare! Saan tayo dapat pumunta?

310
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,549
wala akong makita!

311
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,887
Tolkien? Tolkien!

312
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,723
Saan ka napunta?

313
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,409
Anong nangyayari?

314
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,202
Walang ideya.

315
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,581
Hindi namin tatapusin ang karera
kung nakaharang ang daan!

316
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:28,298
Nagkaproblema ang pamilya Stotch
pinansyal ngayong taon.

317
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,091
Dapat manalo tayo.

318
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,011
Magsalita ka!
Nagbabayad kami ng buwis!

319
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,096
Ang pera na ito,
Ito lang ang pagkakataon natin!

320
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,265
Mayroon bang may mapa ng ruta?

321
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,434
Oo, ako!

322
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,476
OK, tingnan natin.

323
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:48,234
Kung ang buong lugar na ito ay naharang,
the best is to go that way.

324
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,278
Hindi, hindi, kailangan nating pumasa

325
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,279
sa pamamagitan ng underground.

326
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,489
Ito ay masyadong maikli ng isang shortcut.

327
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,408
Madidisqualify tayo!

328
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,786
Dapat may approval muna tayo
ng Saudi Arabia.

329
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,706
Papayag siya
para doon tayo dumaan?

330
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,627
Hindi mo alam
kung ano ang gusto ng Saudi Arabia.

331
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,421
Kailangan ko lang ng pera nila.

332
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,925
Kaya,
Pupunta ako upang subukan ang aking kapalaran.

333
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,141
Yo! Pete Hegseth,
Kagawaran ng Digmaan.

334
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,436
Ang mga terorista ay tumatakbo!
Gagawin natin sila!

335
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,566
<i>Pete Hegseth</i>

336
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,152
<i>Anong asshole!</i>

337
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,656
<i>Pete Hegseth</i>

338
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,450
<i>Anong asshole!</i>

339
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,914
<i>Nagpapakita siya sa mga network
Pero isa lang siyang malaking buffoon

340
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:48,544
<i> gumagawa siya ng mas maraming nilalaman
Kaysa sa kahit sinong teenager

341
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,676
<i>Pete Hegseth
Ano ang isang asshole!

342
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:02,183
<i>Pete Hegseth
Ano ang isang asshole!

343
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,525
Okay, tama na.

344
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,027
Itigil ang iyong sirko.

345
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,239
I think sinabi ko na sayo
upang makaalis sa aking lungsod.

346
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,283
Ay oo?

347
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,785
At ano ang gagawin mo?

348
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,627
may tao ba dyan?

349
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,962
Ibalik mo sa akin ang Xbox ko!

350
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,885
Ngunit ano ang iyong problema?

351
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,722
Maaari kang bumalik
ang kahanga-hangang Thanksgiving na ito.

352
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,516
Para kay Stan, para kay Kenny...

353
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,060
Pero mas gusto mong maglaro.

354
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:51,399
Hindi naman kasi ako maitim
Ang bilis kong tumakbo, sa huli!

355
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,818
Oo, mabilis kang tumakbo.

356
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,194
Ngunit hindi ka tumakbo,

357
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,448
dahil may ngipin ka
laban sa Saudi Arabia!

358
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,575
Kahit ano. Ikaw ay racist.

359
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,076
Racist? Ako ?

360
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,872
Gusto mo ng Saudi Arabia
patuloy na umaatake sa mga mamamahayag,

361
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,081
at ako ba ang racist?

362
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,000
nagbreak ako.

363
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,543
Okay, kalimutan mo na.

364
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,462
Oo, susuko na ako!

365
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,422
At iniisip ko kung ano ang gusto ko!

366
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,090
OK, tama ka.

367
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,300
Perpekto!

368
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,761
Okay, ang galing.
Maligayang Thanksgiving.

369
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,181
Ito ay magiging, dahil hindi ako magkakaroon
Makinig ka sa kalokohan mo!

370
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:26,267
yun lang.
Magsaya kasama ang iyong mga mahal sa buhay.

371
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,778
At shit.

372
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,115
Science yan!
Sabi ng Science!

373
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,622
Sa ngalan ng Kaharian ng Saudi Arabia

374
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,667
at ang Kanyang Kamahalan
Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud,

375
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,379
ang taunang lahi ng pabo
mula sa South Park

376
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,465
nanalo ng team...

377
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,050
ni Tolkien Black!

378
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,807
Nagawa namin, pare!

379
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,644
Nandito na tayo. nakikita mo ba
Pumasok ka... diyan!

380
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,439
Malapit ka na.

381
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,699
Okay guys, pack up na tayo.

382
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,660
Oras na ng pabo.

383
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,247
Anak ng asungot!
Darating ang Presidente at palayain tayo!

384
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,792
Oo, siguro nga.
Makikita ka ng judge sa Lunes.

385
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,004
Babayaran ito ng South Park.

386
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,382
Magbabayad silang lahat.


