1 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:13,598 Dang it. 2 00:00:20,272 --> 00:00:21,272 Dang it! 3 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:46,131 Man, some days, rewriting history 4 00:00:46,215 --> 00:00:49,593 to eradicate any notion of rebellion and free will is hard. 5 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:51,845 Yeah. 6 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:55,098 You ever wondered if what we're doing is, like, wrong? 7 00:00:55,182 --> 00:00:56,600 How could it be wrong? 8 00:00:56,683 --> 00:01:00,854 The Fates give everyone food, shelter, and television. 9 00:01:00,979 --> 00:01:03,619 You don't want a world that looks like these history books, do you? 10 00:01:04,399 --> 00:01:07,027 Right. The Fates be praised. 11 00:01:07,819 --> 00:01:09,446 Just doesn't feel quite right. 12 00:01:10,864 --> 00:01:12,658 Geoffrey Burch. 13 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:18,664 I am Atropos, the Thread Cutter. 14 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,500 - Ooh! Atropos is calling you. - Uh-huh. 15 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:23,209 Great. 16 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,379 Your time has come to an end. 17 00:01:25,504 --> 00:01:28,006 Your thread is hereby cut. 18 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:30,676 It is fated. 19 00:01:31,677 --> 00:01:34,179 Oh, I see. Well... 20 00:01:35,305 --> 00:01:36,425 Fates be praised. 21 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:40,227 Sorry, Geoffrey. 22 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:41,829 The work period has ended. 23 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:45,065 Return to your domiciles for mandatory recreation period. 24 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,890 The Fates are always watching. 25 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:52,030 Relinquish free will. 26 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:55,617 The world is perfect. 27 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:58,120 The world is wrong! 28 00:01:58,203 --> 00:02:02,165 Can't you people see? None of this is how it should be! 29 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,877 He's gonna get his dang thread cut. 30 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:09,339 Do I know you? You look familiar. Do you recognize me? 31 00:02:09,423 --> 00:02:11,967 My name is Gary, but most people call me "Crazy Guy." 32 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:15,887 - Stay away from me, you weirdo. - Yeah, they call me that, too! 33 00:02:16,388 --> 00:02:18,056 The world is wrong! 34 00:02:39,119 --> 00:02:41,288 This is your new home, little guy. 35 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:50,797 Another night, another bowl of mush. 36 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:52,758 Let's see what's streaming on Fate Plus. 37 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:02,893 I'm back! 38 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:05,937 Hey, Behrad. Did you remember the grey mush like I asked? 39 00:03:06,063 --> 00:03:10,442 I got the green mush, the purple mush, the sticky mush, the slimy mush... 40 00:03:11,318 --> 00:03:12,611 and I forgot the grey mush. 41 00:03:12,736 --> 00:03:15,280 - You forgot the grey mush? - I forgot the grey mush. 42 00:03:17,783 --> 00:03:20,786 Behrad, you're so dumb! 43 00:03:21,328 --> 00:03:24,039 They're the ultimate buds 44 00:03:24,122 --> 00:03:26,875 And they're fated to have some fun 45 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:29,836 Momma needs her Ultimate Buds. 46 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:36,009 The oven's taking forever to preheat and the mush is still cold. 47 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:38,637 My boss is gonna be here in 30 minutes. 48 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:41,473 Or maybe she'll be early. 49 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:45,268 - Nate! - Nate. 50 00:03:45,352 --> 00:03:47,747 I don't know this Nate you speak off. 51 00:03:47,771 --> 00:03:51,525 Me name is Robin of Loxley of Starling City. 52 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:53,150 Why? 53 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:57,197 I got an audition to play Robin Hood in Arrow, 54 00:03:57,322 --> 00:03:59,991 a show about a vigilante. 55 00:04:00,117 --> 00:04:01,243 Mmm. Sounds dumb. 56 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:04,788 If it was dumb, why would I stop crime with this? 57 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:09,543 The grey mush! 58 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,504 I guess I got the grey mush. 59 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:17,843 At least the family heirloom didn't get dirty. 60 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:20,220 I should go clean off. 61 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:21,930 No, don't leave me here with... 62 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:23,889 Nate. 63 00:04:24,516 --> 00:04:27,477 Are you still upset about the time we almost kissed? 64 00:04:27,561 --> 00:04:29,104 I'm sorry. 65 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:31,231 I'm sorry I missed the kiss. 66 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:34,443 No, I'm mad because you ruined the place, 67 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:36,248 and my boss is going to be here any minute. 68 00:04:38,155 --> 00:04:39,406 What's that thing doing? 69 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:41,198 Oh. 70 00:04:41,616 --> 00:04:43,493 I don't know. It's never done that before. 71 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:45,078 I say don't touch it. 72 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:47,122 Right. But on the other hand... 73 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:48,915 why not? 74 00:04:49,541 --> 00:04:50,876 Ah! 75 00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:57,382 This show's off the rails. There's no ghost in Ultimate Buds. 76 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:08,809 Nate? 77 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:12,272 Zari? 78 00:05:14,191 --> 00:05:15,567 But how? You found me. 79 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:16,860 Oh, God. 80 00:05:18,278 --> 00:05:19,278 Aw! 81 00:05:20,864 --> 00:05:22,699 - What was that? - What? 82 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:25,535 Nate? 83 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:27,913 Yeah. Nate Heywood. 84 00:05:28,038 --> 00:05:29,873 Actor and your neighbor. 85 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:32,751 Do you remember... us? 86 00:05:33,752 --> 00:05:37,964 I mean, I always wanted there to be an... "us." 87 00:05:41,593 --> 00:05:44,429 Could I be more of a kiss misser? 88 00:05:46,139 --> 00:05:47,265 Wow. 89 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:49,768 Lot going on here. 90 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:53,647 Right, need to take these off immediately. 91 00:05:53,772 --> 00:05:55,416 Right, I knew the timeline would be different, 92 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,942 and you might not remember me... 93 00:05:57,943 --> 00:05:59,152 but this is just bizarre. 94 00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:02,656 Right, where is the Waverider? 95 00:06:02,781 --> 00:06:06,117 Where's Sara and Mick and John and the others? 96 00:06:06,993 --> 00:06:09,621 Ava Sharpe? Mona Wu? 97 00:06:11,790 --> 00:06:13,959 Did they just say "Mona Wu"? 98 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:18,713 Sure. All good questions. Great. 99 00:06:18,797 --> 00:06:21,091 Hey, Behrad, your sister might've hit her head again! 100 00:06:23,301 --> 00:06:24,844 Behrad? 101 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:28,098 Is that really you? 102 00:06:29,307 --> 00:06:31,309 I thought I'd never see you again. 103 00:06:32,811 --> 00:06:34,997 Did you eat an entire Behrad brownie? 104 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:36,481 - What? - Your boss! 105 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:38,650 Why don't you just stay in this closet for a sec, 106 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:39,835 while we entertain your boss? 107 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:41,653 And your liver processes the brownie. 108 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,781 Welcome. I am Behrad, Zari's brother. 109 00:06:45,574 --> 00:06:48,535 You must be the hot boss. 110 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:53,540 My, what a charming brother the Fates have granted Zari. 111 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:59,254 - Where is she? - Not in the closet, that's for sure. 112 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:12,434 Okay. Boss coming over for dinner? 113 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,019 Think I know what's going on here. 114 00:07:14,144 --> 00:07:16,688 We're stuck in a TV sitcom. 115 00:07:17,314 --> 00:07:20,692 Zari, do you have amnesia again? 116 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:24,821 You guys don't hear that. The laughing? 117 00:07:25,572 --> 00:07:26,882 She's hearing voices. 118 00:07:26,906 --> 00:07:28,742 Sis, what do you think is happening? 119 00:07:29,409 --> 00:07:31,411 I think you guys fought the Fates. 120 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:33,079 Fates be praised. 121 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,248 And you lost. 122 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:39,169 And for some reason, you've been loomed... here. 123 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:41,713 What's behind this door? 124 00:07:42,339 --> 00:07:43,691 I don't know. We never opened it. 125 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:45,759 - Never even occurred to us. - Mmm-mmm. 126 00:07:45,884 --> 00:07:47,719 Well, we're about to find out. 127 00:07:53,892 --> 00:07:54,893 Huh. 128 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:00,440 Has that been here the whole time? 129 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:05,945 Coming, dummies? 130 00:08:06,696 --> 00:08:09,157 - Buds stick together. - Like glue. 131 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,214 Where are we? 132 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:25,423 Ah. 133 00:08:27,634 --> 00:08:29,052 We've been expecting you. 134 00:08:30,095 --> 00:08:32,514 Welcome to Highcastle Abbey. 135 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:55,787 Lady Zari and Lord Behrad, the second footman will see to your carriage. 136 00:08:56,246 --> 00:08:57,789 What happened to the first footman? 137 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:03,586 I've taken the liberty of ordering you some Persian treats 138 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:05,171 to make you feel at home. 139 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:06,965 Shall I ask the kitchen to prepare a tea? 140 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:08,842 Sure. 141 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:13,638 Unbelievable. 142 00:09:14,139 --> 00:09:17,225 John Constantine, self-proclaimed nasty piece of work... 143 00:09:17,851 --> 00:09:18,977 is a butler. 144 00:09:19,644 --> 00:09:21,163 Please tell me you guys recognize him. 145 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:22,897 - No. - Sorry, sis. 146 00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:25,817 - You think this is another TV show? - Right. 147 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:28,653 We were from a hilarious yet heartfelt sitcom, 148 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:32,490 but now, we're stuck on some stuffy BBC period piece. 149 00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:41,332 With no obvious way to escape. 150 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:47,964 Well, it seems like the TV show is adapting to our presence. 151 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:51,127 So, I think we just have to play along until I can get John to snap out of it. 152 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:54,012 Okay, it looks like we're some kind of aristocrats. 153 00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:55,137 Nice. 154 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:57,849 Mmm. That must make you our servant. 155 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:07,192 Wouldn't you prefer wearing something a tad more cheerful, dearest? 156 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:10,737 I would, if the prospect of your matchmaking was worthy of cheer. 157 00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:14,532 Lord Behrad is your father's closest male heir. 158 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,577 A marriage to him keeps Highcastle Abbey in our family. 159 00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:22,373 Well... how is he, Mr. Constantine? 160 00:10:22,457 --> 00:10:25,835 Lord Behrad is, as advertised, a foreigner. 161 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:28,713 - Not you, too. - Hmm. 162 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,804 Lord and Lady Tarazi, may I present 163 00:10:35,887 --> 00:10:39,766 Lady Natalie and her daughter, Lady Astra. 164 00:10:44,813 --> 00:10:46,481 I do beg your pardon, Lord Tarazi, 165 00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:49,776 but is it customary where you come from for the valet to sit? 166 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,861 Oh! 167 00:10:52,278 --> 00:10:53,279 Oy! 168 00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:56,574 A thousand apologies... bro. 169 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,661 Mr. Constantine, why don't you show 170 00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:01,871 the Tarazis' valet to the servant's hall? 171 00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:03,706 Happily, my lady. 172 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:10,630 Please have a seat. You must be exhausted from your travels. 173 00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:14,926 I'm so glad we could find the time to get to know one another. 174 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:16,052 Yes. 175 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:19,681 Before we marry and you inherit our family's estate. 176 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,686 I'm sorry, did you say "marry"? 177 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,437 I have to go to the bathroom. 178 00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:28,982 To the lavatory. 179 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,234 Don't leave me. 180 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,198 Do you enjoy hunting, Lord Behrad? 181 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:41,286 Oh... I like to play among the animals, not slaughter them. 182 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,999 Well... that is an unconventional opinion. 183 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,504 In this household, servants should be seen and not heard 184 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,381 in the company of their superiors. 185 00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:55,425 Which means we should all be silent around you. 186 00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:56,735 Is that right, Mr. Constantine? 187 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,946 Mrs. Hutchins, trying to hold your tongue would be as easy 188 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:01,139 as swimming through custard in Wellington boots. 189 00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:02,932 There you are, John. 190 00:12:03,016 --> 00:12:06,895 I do beg your pardon, Lady Zari, but this is most irregular. 191 00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:08,938 Right, I need to talk to you. 192 00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:10,397 Alone. 193 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:12,567 They got the blue mush. Fancy kind. 194 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:13,985 Yum. 195 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:21,075 - How may I assist you, my lady? - All right, listen to me. 196 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:24,370 You are not some buttoned-up butler. 197 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:28,416 You are a cynical, chain-smoking, master of the occult. 198 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:31,669 You have an apprentice named Gary, and you are capable of great... 199 00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:37,634 Magic. 200 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,177 Did she just say "Gary" now? 201 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:43,514 Maybe that crazy guy isn't so crazy after all. 202 00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:49,228 Can I confide in you, Lord Behrad? 203 00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,439 Confide away. 204 00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:54,317 Sometimes, I wish I'd been born a man. 205 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,527 At least then, I'd have a chance at adventure. 206 00:12:56,653 --> 00:13:00,114 Your parents can't hold you here. You're a diva. 207 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,033 What is a diva? 208 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:05,578 A diva is a female version of a hustler. 209 00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:10,517 Okay, let me get this straight. 210 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,753 You don't remember me or the Legends, but you can still cast spells? 211 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,383 To my great shame, I am at war with myself. 212 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,386 Part of me is... 213 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:25,390 seduced by dark magic. 214 00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:26,641 That's the real you. 215 00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:29,602 Are you going to inform Lady Natalie? 216 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:30,728 Yeah, maybe we should. 217 00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:34,857 Please, don't. I beg you. You see, I'd be sacked. 218 00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:37,902 You know what? 219 00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:41,030 If you cast one of your spells and help us escape this world, 220 00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,907 we will keep quiet. 221 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:46,077 - Maybe. - We will. 222 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:52,792 Gary, I think people are trapped on the TV, and they know us. 223 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,169 - You sound crazy. - You were onto something. 224 00:13:55,253 --> 00:13:57,630 The world's all wrong and the cracks are starting to show. 225 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:58,923 Just watch. 226 00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:02,051 In order for this spell to work properly, 227 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:05,555 I must first know where it is that you intend to go. 228 00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:09,642 Can you send us to someone? 229 00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:11,310 We need to find our captain. 230 00:14:13,563 --> 00:14:15,106 What is your captain's name? 231 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:17,608 Sara. Captain Sara Lance. 232 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,654 The Jack of Wands. 233 00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:24,949 Daring exploits and dangerous challenges lay ahead. 234 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:27,452 - Great. - I do hope this works. 235 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,454 I shall be glad to be rid of you. 236 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,166 Actually, John, we really need you to come with us. 237 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:36,794 Amusing joke, my lady, but I will never desert my post. 238 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,088 I tried to stop her. 239 00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:42,258 Mr. Constantine, I have made the most wonderful decision. 240 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:43,676 I'm moving to London. 241 00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:47,346 London? What about Highcastle? 242 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:48,681 And your mother? 243 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,559 I am a diva. 244 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,977 My bad. 245 00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:57,523 Everyone who wants to leave, link up. 246 00:14:58,274 --> 00:14:59,232 Where are we going? 247 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,069 Lady Astra, I beg you, please step away. 248 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:04,238 To live a life that I love, I must know the world outside these walls. 249 00:15:04,322 --> 00:15:06,282 Lady Astra, I must insist. 250 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,203 Where did they go? 251 00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,038 Did she say "Captain Lance"? 252 00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:13,664 From Star Trip? 253 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:18,044 We have to get into Clotho Productions and find out what's going on. 254 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,011 Officer Maala, report. 255 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,472 It's a Gromulan Warship, Captains. 256 00:15:30,181 --> 00:15:31,724 Hail them, Officer Maala. 257 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:35,269 Or wouldn't it be more logical 258 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,439 to attack the warship before it attacks us? 259 00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,526 By that logic, we would attack every ship we encountered. 260 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,195 Is there something wrong with that? 261 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,490 Fine, Officer Maala. 262 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,867 - Hail the Gromulans. - Yes, Captain. 263 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:00,878 Can we kill them now? 264 00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:12,932 Space: the fatal frontier. 265 00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:19,230 These are the adventures of the USS Faterider. 266 00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,708 Its mission, to seek out rebellious lifeforms 267 00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,026 and disobedient civilizations. 268 00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:26,279 And blow them up with lasers. 269 00:16:34,996 --> 00:16:38,457 Captains, we've caught the Gromulans with their pants down. 270 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:42,295 Charge the cannons. Let's give them hell. 271 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:44,630 Engage the translator, Officer Maala. 272 00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:46,174 I would like to talk to them. 273 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,135 Two captains is an exciting power dynamic. 274 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,220 Charging cannons and engaging the translator. 275 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:53,598 Okay, sorry, do you guys not understand me? 276 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,016 We understand you. 277 00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:56,893 We come in peace. 278 00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:59,312 Yeah, now, prepare to die. 279 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:02,398 Wait, hold on, don't shoot. Listen. 280 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,942 None of this is real, this is a fake reality. 281 00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,320 Yeah, it's true, we're all on television. 282 00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:10,531 Watch, I can press this plasma cannon button, 283 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:11,633 and nothing's gonna happen. 284 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,534 No, Nate. No. 285 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:15,578 On the other hand, why not? 286 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:27,215 Oh, God. 287 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,008 Who knew? 288 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,553 - That was bad. - Can't even look. 289 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:36,057 I mean, it's an absolutely remarkable vessel really, isn't it? 290 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,441 Officer Maala! 291 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:46,943 The crew has perished. 292 00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:50,488 No! 293 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,449 There's no need to vocalize at that decibel. They're androids. 294 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,037 Oh. Right. 295 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,749 This battle isn't over yet. 296 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,003 Ooh. Crazy episode. 297 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,758 Excuse me, my good sir. 298 00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:15,388 My colleague and I are here to refill your mush vending machines. 299 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,140 I don't have you on my list. 300 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,268 Lalo, is it? 301 00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:25,731 You don't want to be known as the guy who lets the building run out of mush. 302 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,566 Do ya? 303 00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:30,528 All right, go in. 304 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,828 Fire laser blasters. 305 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,162 Permanently disabled. 306 00:18:40,246 --> 00:18:42,748 - Photon torpedoes! - Destroyed. 307 00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:45,251 Hey, ladies, permission to rescue you? 308 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,253 We can just beam you right over here. 309 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,257 Smells like a Gromulan trap. 310 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,343 Okay, you're losing oxygen. We're going to rescue you. 311 00:18:58,264 --> 00:19:00,182 We're taking over this ship. 312 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:04,061 Sure, that works. We're your crew, anyways. 313 00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:05,479 I know it's complicated, 314 00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:07,356 but we're actually from an alternate timeline 315 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,191 where you're our captains. 316 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,319 You are our crew. 317 00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:14,989 May I interest you in some rare Gromulan tea? 318 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:19,702 It is grand to see lady adventurers in pantaloons! 319 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,373 What kind of Gromulans are you? 320 00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:26,000 Ultimate Buds. 321 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,836 All right, I know it's hard to believe, but... 322 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,422 No. It makes perfect sense. 323 00:19:32,048 --> 00:19:33,966 We encounter this sort of thing all the time. 324 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,302 You're probably our crew from an alternate timeline 325 00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,804 and you've been trapped in some sort of... 326 00:19:38,888 --> 00:19:40,264 Judging by your mannerisms, 327 00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:43,809 late and early 20th century prison dimension, 328 00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:45,770 which calls the question 329 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:48,939 if we ourselves are existing in a prison dimension. 330 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:51,484 It's perfectly logical. 331 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,486 Ava, I love you. 332 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,115 Whoa. 333 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,409 Clotho's control room. 334 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:07,041 Look, that contraption's spitting out a script for Star Trip. 335 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,085 It looks like it's being generated automatically 336 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,337 by some sort of script-writing algorithm. 337 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,047 What are these? 338 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,216 Those are life threads, Gary. 339 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,968 Someone really is trapped in these shows. 340 00:20:22,515 --> 00:20:24,058 Oh, my Fates. 341 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,893 What is it? 342 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,604 Ultimate Buds swag. 343 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,524 We need to figure out our next move. 344 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:34,360 What we need is to get out of this TV... 345 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,112 Prison dimension. 346 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,739 We've been investigating an odd radio wave transmission, 347 00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:41,283 coming from the planet Kul-de-sax. 348 00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:45,496 Welcome to my cul-de-sac, friend 349 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,707 That's a street that ends in a circle 350 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:51,043 Is that a song? 351 00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:53,003 We don't know what to make of it. 352 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:56,048 This sector should be deserted. 353 00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:58,634 Right. I'm going to make contact. 354 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,511 With alien beings? Are you mad? 355 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,304 Absolutely do not make contact. 356 00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:04,056 Even I think it's a bad idea. 357 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,433 Okay, I won't. 358 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,935 - On the other hand... - Why not? 359 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,995 Welcome to my cul-de-sac, friend 360 00:21:26,704 --> 00:21:29,540 That's a street that ends in a circle 361 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,585 Children, 362 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:35,254 I think the Fates have sent us some visitors. 363 00:21:38,591 --> 00:21:40,301 Let's be good hosts. 364 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,845 I'll get the door. 365 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:48,184 Look who it is, everyone. It's the community helpers. 366 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,519 We're on Mister Parker's Cul De Sac. 367 00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,023 Sewer repair? 368 00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,357 That's actually kind of badass. 369 00:21:55,441 --> 00:21:58,402 Could there be such a profession as a firewoman? 370 00:21:58,486 --> 00:22:00,279 Gather around, friends. 371 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,448 It's story time. 372 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:06,410 Why don't you take a walk around the block? 373 00:22:08,621 --> 00:22:10,706 Actually, Officer Lance, 374 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,124 it is a cul-de-sac... 375 00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:15,252 The logic of this world does not compute. 376 00:22:15,336 --> 00:22:17,296 What exactly is the plan, Dr. Zari? 377 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:19,673 I have no idea. 378 00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:23,344 We just can't keep hopping shows ad infinitum now, can we? 379 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:26,305 We are on public access. This is a career-killer. 380 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,973 Yeah, come on, sis. What gives? 381 00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,391 Look, I don't know. 382 00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:31,828 If you guys would just remember who you really are, 383 00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:33,604 you could help me figure this out, but... 384 00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:35,481 None of you remember. 385 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:36,857 Remember what? 386 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,651 That you're the Legends. 387 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,194 What is a Legend? 388 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,659 What is a Legend? 389 00:22:47,076 --> 00:22:49,161 You guys were heroes. 390 00:22:49,495 --> 00:22:52,665 But it's not because you do magic or because you have superpowers, it... 391 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:56,418 What makes you guys special, what makes us special is that 392 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,878 we're just a bunch of... 393 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:01,799 misfits who are trying to make a difference. 394 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:04,677 That is what we need right now. 395 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,681 She's talking about us. We can be those misfits, Gary. 396 00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:11,057 But how? 397 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,435 I've been sanitizing history for too long. 398 00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:14,853 It's time to spread the truth. 399 00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:20,734 The Legends remember who they truly are. 400 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,281 I wanna do right by Astra. 401 00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:29,076 Make sure she was happy growing up in a big house... 402 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,661 and I could keep an eye on her. 403 00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:33,038 Your mom never gave up on you. 404 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:34,498 You can really bring her back? 405 00:23:34,582 --> 00:23:36,458 I can fix everything. 406 00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:38,419 You don't belong here. 407 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,052 As far as I'm concerned, 408 00:23:47,136 --> 00:23:48,929 we are co-captains for life. 409 00:23:49,013 --> 00:23:50,013 Always. 410 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,103 Sara! 411 00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,733 We changed history, we changed everything. 412 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,820 Dude, you just came back to life. 413 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,822 I know that I love you. 414 00:24:07,239 --> 00:24:08,324 Find me. 415 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,418 I remember everything. 416 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:24,131 I remember the Legends, I remember our time with Behrad. 417 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:28,469 I remember both Zaris. 418 00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,180 It's nice to be remembered. 419 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:34,808 Behrad. 420 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,145 I should be dead. 421 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:41,857 - In every timeline I shouldn't be alive. - Yeah, but you're alive here. Okay, now. 422 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,819 Look... I actually think I know what happened. 423 00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:49,615 Look, I told Charlie to come up with a way to outsmart her sisters. 424 00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:51,492 Maybe hiding us on TV was that way. 425 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:55,913 Bloody Charlie! A butler! 426 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:59,291 I feel violated. 427 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:01,043 What the hell, John? 428 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,671 Did the Loom bring my mom back, or not? 429 00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:05,172 I'm sorry, love, I don't know. 430 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,342 - Hey. - Hi. 431 00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:11,428 You found me. 432 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:13,972 I'm never gonna lose you again. 433 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,437 We did it, Gary! 434 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:22,272 You idiots! 435 00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,859 Great Clotho! Praise the Fates! 436 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,444 What have you done? 437 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:31,490 We restored their memories. Please don't kill us. 438 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,117 You're gonna ruin everything. 439 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,160 If only we could explain... 440 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:36,745 Silence! 441 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,125 I can't let the Legends escape. 442 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:48,799 Guys, love that you're back together. 443 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,343 And let's just say that I'm processing what it means 444 00:25:51,427 --> 00:25:53,762 that my best bro is in love with my sister, 445 00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:57,933 who lived my same experiences in a different timeline. 446 00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:00,018 But where's my Zari? 447 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:02,646 You took the words right outta my mouth, mate. 448 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,442 Mmm-hmm. Uh... 449 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:10,446 Well, I'm sort of possessing her body. 450 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,489 I mean, I love both of you. 451 00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,491 - It's just... - I get it. 452 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,785 - She belongs here. - Yeah, but what happens to you? 453 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:20,289 Did someone say "problem"? 454 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,584 It sounds like being stuck in a TV universe, 455 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:27,796 and suddenly remembering two different timelines is very confusing. 456 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:31,091 Maybe I can try to help. 457 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,802 I hate to question a living God, 458 00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:36,472 but why are you doing this, Clotho? 459 00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:40,392 Because the Legends don't realize that there are consequences to disobedience. 460 00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:44,021 "I know all about sad feelings." 461 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,899 I know all about sad feelings. 462 00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:55,657 Sad feelings Bad feelings 463 00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:58,869 Make you so mad You wanna scream feelings 464 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:01,538 Everyone sometimes has those feelings 465 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,624 When you do just sing this song 466 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:05,602 Mr. Parker, I know you're trying to help, but you just... 467 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,420 Repress, repress 468 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:11,298 I'll go back and repress 469 00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:14,426 It's better to bury my feelings 470 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:20,599 Than feel as awful as this 471 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:23,185 Yeah, you're definitely not Mr. Parker. 472 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:35,280 Where did you send them? 473 00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:38,408 I just pulled the plug on this crossover, silly. 474 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,285 You all have to go home now. 475 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,790 Sad feelings Bad feelings 476 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:48,627 Make you so mad You wanna scream feelings 477 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:53,507 Everyone sometimes has those feelings 478 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,969 When you do just sing this song 479 00:27:57,845 --> 00:28:00,389 Ignore, ignore 480 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:03,851 Those pesky feelings are a chore 481 00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:06,895 Obey the Fates Eat your mush 482 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,605 And you'll be happy 483 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:12,234 Just like two ladybugs 484 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,736 Not today, Satan! 485 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:22,536 I am so sorry. I thought I was tackling Mr. Parker. 486 00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,413 What kind of mush are we having tonight? 487 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:26,915 The "you gotta go" kind, come on. 488 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,586 Yeah, how did we not hear that before? 489 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:33,630 After all that, we're right back where we started. 490 00:28:33,714 --> 00:28:36,592 Motherfater! I wanna see the Buds break free! 491 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:41,471 Just try and make a move on us, and I will burn you, you bastard. 492 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:43,181 John. 493 00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:45,893 - We need to go back. - Yeah, sure, love. 494 00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:48,562 Why don't you really listen to her, 495 00:28:48,645 --> 00:28:50,731 construction worker John? 496 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:54,985 I wanna see my mother. 497 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,995 You think your mother will suddenly have all of her memories? 498 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:08,248 What if Natalie is just a character on a TV show, love? 499 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,501 I have to know for sure. 500 00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:16,298 Repress 501 00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:18,550 Repress 502 00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:22,763 I'll go back and repress 503 00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:27,434 It's better to bury my feelings 504 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:33,649 Than feel as awful as this 505 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,527 Ignore 506 00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:39,780 Ignore 507 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:44,368 Those pesky feelings are a chore 508 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:48,789 Obey the Fates Eat your mush 509 00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:55,253 And you'll be happy Just like two ladybugs 510 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:00,759 We're back. 511 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,719 And it's Christmastime, apparently. 512 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:03,971 Yep. 513 00:30:04,596 --> 00:30:06,098 Oh. There you two are. 514 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,516 Mom. 515 00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:10,352 My love. 516 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:11,979 What's all this? 517 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:15,565 Do you remember anything? About your life before Highcastle Abbey? 518 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:17,984 I... 519 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:23,865 London? Magic? 520 00:30:23,949 --> 00:30:24,950 Dad? 521 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:27,577 What on Earth are you talking about? 522 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:32,457 Nevermind. 523 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,877 I love you, Mom. 524 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:37,713 Oh... 525 00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:41,508 I love you too, you goose. 526 00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:44,720 You come upstairs and change for dinner. 527 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:54,271 Astra, listen to me. 528 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,814 I know what you're gonna say. 529 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:57,983 She's not real. 530 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,485 We can stay. 531 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:03,572 What? 532 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,407 What are you playing at? 533 00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:06,867 It's no trick, love. 534 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:13,874 Astra, look at me. 535 00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:17,711 What have I got to show for myself? 536 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:20,464 Thirty-eight crap years of pain and broken promises. 537 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:23,842 You wanna know what my original sin was? 538 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:27,596 It was you. 539 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,931 Astra, 540 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:32,851 I rail against the angels and the demons for being arrogant bastards, 541 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,896 but I'm worse than the bloody lot of them. 542 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:38,857 And I thought that I could use your innocent soul 543 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,692 as a bargaining chip to save your mother. 544 00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:41,776 Bollocks. 545 00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:45,447 If you're happy here, 546 00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:47,574 then I will spend an eternity 547 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:51,703 as ruddy Mr. Constantine trying to make it up 548 00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,497 to you and Natalie. 549 00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:59,503 Is John Constantine really capable of such a selfless act? 550 00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:11,598 Would it be acceptable to dine at half past 7:00, Lady Astra? 551 00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:14,559 Mrs. Hutchins is running a trifle late. 552 00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:19,648 Perfectly acceptable, Mr. Constantine. 553 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,537 That's one show back on track. 554 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,705 My algorithm should take care of the rest. 555 00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:39,042 But I don't understand. 556 00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:42,420 Why are real people trapped on TV? 557 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:46,758 The Legends, they're my friends. 558 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:49,302 And my sisters wanted them dead. 559 00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:52,389 So... I made a deal. 560 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,559 Weave the Legends into our streaming service, 561 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,812 where they help indoctrinate the masses and... 562 00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:00,856 they could live. 563 00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:02,274 Huh. 564 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,734 I always thought of you as the punk rock Fate. 565 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:07,988 - I didn't have a choice! - Nobody does here. 566 00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:11,449 But that's how it starts, and then you get used to it. 567 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:13,243 Obeying, I mean. 568 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:23,336 Come on, we have to escape. 569 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:25,172 What's our course, Captains? 570 00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:27,674 Sara, wait. Let's think about this. 571 00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:30,427 What's there to think about? We have to get back to the real world. 572 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,721 I know, okay? Just... 573 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:34,389 In the real world, I saw you die. 574 00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:35,849 Okay? And it... 575 00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:38,393 It was awful. 576 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:41,038 And I just keep playing it over and over again in my head, okay? 577 00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:44,357 So... Look, out there, we lost. 578 00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:47,194 But in here, we always win, Sara. 579 00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:50,405 Look... You're right. 580 00:33:50,488 --> 00:33:52,532 Okay? And that's why Charlie did all this. 581 00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:57,120 A crew that can't die, us beating the bad guys every time, 582 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:59,331 it's what we asked for back there in the pub. 583 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,669 But it doesn't exist. 584 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:10,258 Ava, life is beautiful and terrible 585 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:12,719 all at the same time. 586 00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:15,472 But if we're only living part of it... 587 00:34:16,973 --> 00:34:18,725 then we're not living at all. 588 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:26,650 Let's get the hell out of here. 589 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:29,903 Captains, I'm picking up a strange transmission. 590 00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:32,072 It's from your old enemy, Don. 591 00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:35,075 Captain Lance. 592 00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:36,409 Captain Sharpe. 593 00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:39,037 Old friends. 594 00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:41,248 - He looks kinda hot. - Ugh. Mom. 595 00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:43,750 - What? I'm not dead. - That's gross. 596 00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:46,419 So, that's where Rory's been? 597 00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:51,007 It was foolish to think you could escape my wrath. 598 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:54,678 Don's charging his torpedoes. Should I raise the shields? 599 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:58,431 Hey... You said that we always win, right? 600 00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:01,810 What if the only way to get Charlie to set us free is... 601 00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:04,688 We have to lose. 602 00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:07,357 What is she on about? 603 00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:09,192 You left me! 604 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:12,737 You left her at the center of a dead planet! 605 00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:14,406 Yeah, just get to the revenge part. 606 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:15,907 As you wish. 607 00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:23,999 Torpedoes incoming. Should I take evasive maneuvers? 608 00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:26,042 Negative, Officer Maala. 609 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:31,214 What if real people die in the TV, Clotho? 610 00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:32,924 You have to save them. 611 00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:44,561 Torpedo impact in five, 612 00:35:44,644 --> 00:35:50,317 four, three, two... one! 613 00:35:58,575 --> 00:35:59,659 No! 614 00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,828 - What just happened? - Did they die? 615 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:07,375 What did you do? 616 00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:12,255 I canceled their show. 617 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:15,175 You idiots! 618 00:36:15,258 --> 00:36:16,843 Have you any idea what you've done? 619 00:36:16,926 --> 00:36:18,762 I loved Star Trip and my hair. 620 00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:21,848 - Wait, where are we? - And where are the others? 621 00:36:27,103 --> 00:36:28,438 Darling. 622 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,191 But before we go in for dinner, 623 00:36:31,274 --> 00:36:33,860 just open one present. 624 00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:39,657 What's this? 625 00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:42,285 I overheard you talking to Lord Behrad earlier. 626 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,204 It's a ticket to London. 627 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:47,040 I don't understand. 628 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:52,504 I couldn't bear it if you sacrificed your happiness for my own. 629 00:36:55,131 --> 00:36:58,426 But... what about Highcastle Abbey? 630 00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:02,180 Please... Don't make me do this. I can't say goodbye to you. 631 00:37:02,305 --> 00:37:03,306 Darling... 632 00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:06,017 I'll always be here. 633 00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:09,813 But you have your whole life ahead of you. 634 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:12,190 Be courageous, my love. 635 00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:14,818 Live it well. 636 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:21,908 Mr. Constantine. 637 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:23,993 Your ladyship. 638 00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:31,042 Is Lady Astra really leaving Highcastle? 639 00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:39,008 Do I have to say it? 640 00:37:40,051 --> 00:37:41,469 Say what, my lady? 641 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,388 You smug bastard. 642 00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:46,349 We can't stay here. 643 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:53,523 Nat would be proud. 644 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:58,736 Do it fast before I change my mind. 645 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:12,542 John, you made it. 646 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:16,045 Yeah, just about. What about the others? 647 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,755 Come on, Z. 648 00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:21,426 You didn't live in a totem for a year just to get stuck on a TV show. 649 00:38:21,885 --> 00:38:24,888 I can't go back to eating mush again. 650 00:38:24,971 --> 00:38:26,806 Not even blue mush. 651 00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:28,016 Ooh! 652 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,354 Yeah, because no one should eat mush. 653 00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:35,398 Ooh! 654 00:38:36,107 --> 00:38:38,443 It's horrible. 655 00:38:38,568 --> 00:38:41,988 And all the colors are deeply unnatural. 656 00:38:42,071 --> 00:38:45,658 And it has the texture of wet cement. 657 00:38:48,119 --> 00:38:49,204 But, Z, 658 00:38:49,287 --> 00:38:52,457 the Fates said we all have to eat mush. 659 00:38:52,582 --> 00:38:53,833 You know what, Nate? 660 00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:55,960 Screw the Fates. 661 00:38:56,085 --> 00:38:57,754 Ooh! 662 00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:03,676 Those imbeciles can't do this. 663 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,803 They'll inspire an insurrection. 664 00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:09,492 - They're gonna get themselves canceled. - They're gonna get themselves canceled. 665 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:12,268 For too long, we've let the Fates rule our lives! 666 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:15,605 I happen to like mush, but that's not the point! 667 00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:19,817 Stop being so obedient. 668 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:23,446 Get off your couches and take control of your lives. 669 00:39:31,454 --> 00:39:33,039 So good to see you. 670 00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:38,628 So nice to see you. 671 00:39:40,713 --> 00:39:42,715 So, hey, that was pretty crazy back there. 672 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,634 We were, like, engaged. 673 00:39:44,717 --> 00:39:46,803 It's a good thing we're not brainwashed anymore. 674 00:39:48,513 --> 00:39:51,307 Great. Out of the TV show, still in heels. 675 00:39:52,308 --> 00:39:54,102 You morons! 676 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:56,437 You just couldn't leave it alone, could you? 677 00:39:56,521 --> 00:39:58,523 I gave you everything that you wanted. 678 00:39:58,606 --> 00:40:00,316 You stuck us on TV! 679 00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:03,278 I brought Sara and Behrad back to life. 680 00:40:03,361 --> 00:40:06,698 Mick, I made you a criminal again! It's just like you wanted! 681 00:40:07,323 --> 00:40:09,576 I even gave Astra a happy childhood for you, John-o. 682 00:40:09,659 --> 00:40:12,412 Yeah, bollocks. You just used us to keep people under control. 683 00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:14,337 It's better that, than you lot dead. 684 00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:17,834 I still have your life threads. 685 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:20,837 I can put the shows back on air, I'll do rewrites. 686 00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:26,009 Behrad, you want the old Zari back? I can do that. Look. 687 00:40:38,605 --> 00:40:40,857 Behrad, is that really you? 688 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,442 You're alive. 689 00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:46,613 - What's happening? - Yeah, it's like a Zari clone. 690 00:40:46,696 --> 00:40:47,864 I totally get it. 691 00:40:50,074 --> 00:40:51,868 Oh. 692 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,203 Wait, what? Two sisters? 693 00:40:55,872 --> 00:40:57,874 Yeah, this is weird. 694 00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:00,460 Good weird. 695 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,046 It's really you. 696 00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:09,344 Charlie, you can't bribe us into taking the blue pill. 697 00:41:09,427 --> 00:41:12,555 I'm not bribing, I'm begging. My sisters will kill you. 698 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:13,806 That's for sure. 699 00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:15,683 Yeah, well, we'll take our chances. 700 00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:18,436 Lita's out there somewhere. 701 00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:19,729 I'm not staying here. 702 00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:21,773 Let's get out of here. 703 00:41:21,939 --> 00:41:23,566 Yeah, so long, Charlie. 704 00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:25,652 Wait, just accept your fates. 705 00:41:26,736 --> 00:41:28,237 Don't walk out that door. 706 00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:31,240 On the other hand... 707 00:41:31,407 --> 00:41:32,659 Why not? 708 00:41:44,253 --> 00:41:45,797 They're free! 709 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,257 Then I can't help them anymore. 710 00:41:53,054 --> 00:41:55,556 They're the ultimate buds 711 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,559 They're Tarazis and Nate Terrific mates 712 00:41:58,643 --> 00:42:00,645 Keep watching because 713 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:03,272 They've got an ultimatum 714 00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,900 And they'll follow it verbatim 715 00:42:05,983 --> 00:42:08,319 They're the ultimate buds 716 00:42:08,444 --> 00:42:10,405 And they're fated to have some fun