1
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Nice.

2
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Ooh.

3
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Hey.

4
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Yeah.

5
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Ah.

6
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Uh-huh.

7
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Hey Tray, you holdin'?

8
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You know I got you, boo.

9
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If I ain't got it, I'ma get it.

10
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Let me get that dub.

11
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You know I got that good stuff over here.

12
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Tell a friend, and tell a friend.

13
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Lemon drops and it drops.

14
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You know what it is.

15
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Thanks, Dad.

16
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Thanks, Dad.

17
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Aaaaaah!

18
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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.

19
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The [BLEEP] you talking about, Gustavo?

20
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Mind your own damn business!

21
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com

22
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Come on, Amira. Pick up.

23
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This is family time.

24
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Don't even think about
answering that phone.

25
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You know my rules.

26
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I support you, Mom.

27
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If you want to do family time,

28
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let's do family time.

29
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<i>Hi. You've reached Amira.
Please leave a message.</i>

30
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Now, we can play some fun board games

31
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like "Monopoly" or
"Cards Against Humanity,"

32
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or we can make up our own song.

33
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We can have a dance battle.

34
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I've been watching YouTube videos,

35
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so I will kill y'all in a dance battle.

36
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Eh! Look how Mama do it.

37
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Ooh! Y'all can't see me.

38
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No?

39
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Alright, well, based
off the energy in here,

40
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I'ma keep it real basic

41
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and we can just watch television.

42
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- That one.
- Yep.

43
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Alright.

44
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Well, let's watch "Greenleaf."

45
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My girlfriends have been watching it,

46
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and I want to see what
they're talking about.

47
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Isn't that on the OWN network?

48
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Mm-hmm.

49
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We don't have it.

50
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- We don't?
- We don't have anything.

51
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I'm pretty sure we can just

52
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buy the first season online.

53
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I do not want to watch
"Greenleaf" on no computer.

54
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Ma, I'll just mirror it to the TV.

55
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I just think you can do better.

56
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In fact, I know you can do better.

57
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Dad, what's your password?

58
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Uh, "ShaysBae."

59
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ShaysBae!

60
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Ooh, thank you, boo-boo!

61
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What? Okay.

62
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Who's on the phone?

63
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It's nothing.

64
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Alright. I got it.

65
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Y'all want to watch YouTube videos of goats

66
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head-butting people in their junk?

67
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Boy, we watching "Greenleaf."

68
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Josh, come on. You're missing family time.

69
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I got to take this call outside.

70
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Outside?

71
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"Greenleaf" it is.

72
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Hey. You made this wrong.

73
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I asked for extra caramel.

74
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I gave you extra caramel.

75
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Yeah, well, I can't even taste it.

76
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Really, it's not that hard.

77
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You want extra caramel?

78
00:03:41,027 --> 00:03:42,060
- Oh.
- What the...

79
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Let me see your manager.

80
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- We got a problem?
- No.

81
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- We got a problem?!
- No.

82
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The hell was that, Tray?

83
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The customer just caught me at a bad time.

84
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What's going on with you?

85
00:04:04,904 --> 00:04:07,054
My daughter. She mad at me.

86
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She ain't called me back.

87
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I feel like she done with me.

88
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Got me all [BLEEP] up.

89
00:04:13,889 --> 00:04:15,648
Well, I don't care what you going through.

90
00:04:15,649 --> 00:04:18,362
We cannot have you
threatening my customers.

91
00:04:18,451 --> 00:04:20,896
Do not [BLEEP] up my business, Tray.

92
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All you care about is your business,

93
00:04:24,324 --> 00:04:26,624
and I just told you my
daughter ain't speaking to me?

94
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That's personal. This is business.

95
00:04:29,799 --> 00:04:32,564
Now, don't be bringing that
prison mentality up in here.

96
00:04:32,566 --> 00:04:35,266
I don't want no parts of
no thug shit up in here.

97
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You was the grimiest
nigga in the neighborhood.

98
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You better keep your voice down.

99
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Grimiest nigga in the neighborhood.

100
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And you gonna judge me?

101
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Now, I know it's been tough for you.

102
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No, you don't.

103
00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:49,016
Wavy, it wasn't tough. It was hell!

104
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And don't forget, I got
locked up selling your crack,

105
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so don't get it twisted.

106
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Yo, my man.

107
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Don't you put your hands in my face.

108
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Now I know you're upset,

109
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so I'ma let that slide, alright?

110
00:05:02,898 --> 00:05:04,607
But for the next few days, you off.

111
00:05:04,632 --> 00:05:06,700
- You ain't working.
- Come on, Wavy, man.

112
00:05:06,908 --> 00:05:08,941
I can't take no days off. I need the money.

113
00:05:08,966 --> 00:05:10,971
Then you better watch your [BLEEP] mouth.

114
00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:12,963
And don't bite the hand that feeds you.

115
00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,148
Now, if you want to keep this job,

116
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you better show me some respect.

117
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Understood?

118
00:05:21,526 --> 00:05:22,667
Understood.

119
00:05:23,742 --> 00:05:25,994
Get the [BLEEP] out of here.
Take your ass home.

120
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And I better see a new attitude from you

121
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when I see you next week.

122
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[BLEEP] with my money, nigga.

123
00:05:33,607 --> 00:05:36,607
<i>Why won't you let me do a series?</i>

124
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- <i>Jacob just did that one...</i>

125
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<i>on running the race or...</i>

126
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What the [BLEEP]?

127
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<i>It's not like</i> he's good...

128
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Josh!

129
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<i>Come on, Charity.</i>

130
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There he is. He's going somewhere.

131
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<i>Your daddy's made his position clear, girl.</i>

132
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<i>Sit your ass down.</i>

133
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<i>Don't talk to her like that.</i>

134
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<i>Don't you talk to your uncle like that.</i>

135
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<i>Daddy, I think...</i>

136
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Mm-hmm.

137
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<i>Gigi!</i>

138
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Okay, if you're going, then I'm going, too.

139
00:06:03,195 --> 00:06:04,561
If he's doing something crazy,

140
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I cannot risk the fact
that you could kill him.

141
00:06:06,895 --> 00:06:09,140
Sweetie, baby girl, look at me.

142
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I am not mad. I'm smiling.

143
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Look, we already had
one parent incarcerated.

144
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We don't need another.

145
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- Boy, bye.
- Hey, hey, hey.

146
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You don't have any shoes on.

147
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Go get my Reeboks.

148
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Look, I'm going with you because
you need me to go with you.

149
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- Shahzad?
- Nah, I'm cool.

150
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Gonna stay here and watch "Greenleaf".

151
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Good show.

152
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<i>Mama, the truth...</i>

153
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That son of a... I need to breathe.

154
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Breathe, Shannon. Breathe. You got this.

155
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This is so disappointing.

156
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I mean, this isn't like Dad.

157
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You know, I always thought that white men

158
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who dated black women were
supposed to be more dependable.

159
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Well, Robin Thicke.

160
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Mm. True, true.

161
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I need to know the truth.

162
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I just want to see what's
going on with my own eyes.

163
00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:04,312
I mean, let's be real for a second.

164
00:07:04,315 --> 00:07:05,450
This is Dad.

165
00:07:05,906 --> 00:07:07,573
I don't think he would cheat.

166
00:07:07,716 --> 00:07:09,054
Me neither, sweetie.

167
00:07:09,251 --> 00:07:12,418
But he hasn't answered
any of my calls or texts,

168
00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:15,855
he's been evasive, and
now he's having lunch

169
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with a young, white girl

170
00:07:18,426 --> 00:07:21,160
in front of my goddamn eyes!

171
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Are we about to do a
drive-by or something?

172
00:07:24,532 --> 00:07:25,732
Look, I'm not cut out for all that.

173
00:07:25,734 --> 00:07:27,267
Don't bitch out on me now, girl.

174
00:07:27,269 --> 00:07:28,935
You made a choice in that house.

175
00:07:29,175 --> 00:07:31,938
We both did, and we going
down this rabbit hole together.

176
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That man got a sexy text message

177
00:07:35,277 --> 00:07:37,610
from another bitch at our house.

178
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I'm not letting that ride. Mnh-mnh.

179
00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,732
Can we at least call him? One more time.

180
00:07:45,654 --> 00:07:48,388
Okay. I'll try.

181
00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:58,067
Mm-hmm. Look.

182
00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,000
Oh, no. Is he texting?

183
00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:10,067
"Call you in a bit. Luv ya."

184
00:08:10,578 --> 00:08:11,627
Oh.

185
00:08:12,213 --> 00:08:13,913
I'm going into "Predator" mode.

186
00:08:13,915 --> 00:08:15,315
I can feel it.

187
00:08:17,085 --> 00:08:19,015
He is so dead.

188
00:08:20,155 --> 00:08:22,221
They leaving. Playing games.

189
00:08:22,223 --> 00:08:24,290
They're messing with the wrong one today.

190
00:08:24,292 --> 00:08:26,693
Put your seatbelt on.
Somebody might get hit.

191
00:08:35,904 --> 00:08:37,089
Amira.

192
00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:38,871
It's me, Tray.

193
00:08:38,873 --> 00:08:40,030
I'm sorry.

194
00:08:40,175 --> 00:08:41,810
I'm sorry for letting you down.

195
00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:43,943
Please get back at me, Amira.

196
00:08:43,945 --> 00:08:46,027
It's me, your da... I mean, Tray.

197
00:08:47,082 --> 00:08:49,292
Tray. Please get back at me.

198
00:08:50,089 --> 00:08:51,188
Thank you.

199
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,909
- Problems with your daughter?
- Teenagers, man.

200
00:08:56,941 --> 00:08:59,359
You need to stop saying the
word "teenager," Gustavo!

201
00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,105
It sound dirty when you use it.

202
00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,141
- Adolescents?
- Tray, you salty today.

203
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,176
Hey, you mother[BLEEP] in this halfway house

204
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,744
is some nosy dudes, man.

205
00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:08,218
Can't even make a phone call!

206
00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:09,753
Hey, we're just worried about you, buddy.

207
00:09:09,755 --> 00:09:11,821
Yeah, worry about yourself. Look at you.

208
00:09:11,823 --> 00:09:14,278
You got a Tasmanian body
with skinny legs, man.

209
00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,087
- Okay.
- That's a heart-attack body.

210
00:09:16,428 --> 00:09:19,570
Parker, you got a visitor
downstairs at the door.

211
00:09:19,595 --> 00:09:21,680
Look like a young Lando Calrissian.

212
00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:23,522
Yeah, well, move out my way, man.

213
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,781
Bobby.

214
00:09:26,589 --> 00:09:27,822
What you doing here, man?

215
00:09:27,861 --> 00:09:29,045
I ain't got nothing to say to you.

216
00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:31,244
Just let me holla at you
for a minute, alright?

217
00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:34,903
Look, I just wanted to apologize
for my outlandish behavior,

218
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,775
so I brought you this.

219
00:09:37,783 --> 00:09:39,643
What you bring me meats for, Bobby?

220
00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:40,861
You know why.

221
00:09:40,945 --> 00:09:42,511
I was acting like an idiot.

222
00:09:43,109 --> 00:09:44,834
I got caught up in the game...

223
00:09:46,257 --> 00:09:47,483
and I'm sorry, cuz-o.

224
00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,277
This is my peace offering, man.

225
00:09:51,213 --> 00:09:55,095
And nothing says sorry
like a plate of meat and...

226
00:09:57,784 --> 00:10:00,396
two VIP tickets to the strip club, son.

227
00:10:00,571 --> 00:10:03,555
Unlimited lap dances and a free prime rib.

228
00:10:03,557 --> 00:10:04,790
Now, we got to get there early

229
00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,191
'cause you know they gon' run out.

230
00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:07,502
You know how they do, baby.

231
00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:10,529
Not in the mood for no strip club, man.

232
00:10:10,531 --> 00:10:12,493
I'm not in the right head space, man.

233
00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:15,218
So, please, Bobby, leave. Go home.

234
00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:20,005
Look, like, I know you
depressed right now...

235
00:10:20,007 --> 00:10:21,391
I'm not depressed.

236
00:10:21,509 --> 00:10:24,576
I'm sad and I'm angry and I can't help

237
00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:26,388
but start arguments with people.

238
00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,558
So get the [BLEEP] out of here.

239
00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:32,584
Okay. I unde... I understand

240
00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:35,199
that you need your personal space and...

241
00:10:36,423 --> 00:10:38,059
time for emotional healing.

242
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,131
But look.

243
00:10:41,216 --> 00:10:42,645
Ever since Clyde died...

244
00:10:45,453 --> 00:10:46,959
you are all I got, cuz-o.

245
00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,833
I see you got four different
types of ham in there.

246
00:11:00,835 --> 00:11:02,517
Two different types of turkey.

247
00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:04,871
Got some liverwurst in there, too, huh?

248
00:11:05,452 --> 00:11:06,672
Give me that shit, man.

249
00:11:06,674 --> 00:11:08,337
You wouldn't know what to do with it.

250
00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:11,002
Go home, Bobby.

251
00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:15,552
Nosy-ass people out here!

252
00:11:16,132 --> 00:11:17,159
Damn!

253
00:11:28,746 --> 00:11:30,997
Can't believe what I'm seeing right now!

254
00:11:32,055 --> 00:11:33,488
- Girl, give me that.
- What?

255
00:11:33,513 --> 00:11:36,150
You are not about to put
our family's dirty laundry

256
00:11:36,185 --> 00:11:37,552
on the Internet.

257
00:11:37,554 --> 00:11:38,823
Now, don't be afraid.

258
00:11:39,563 --> 00:11:41,569
We about to go upstream on this together.

259
00:11:41,594 --> 00:11:44,435
We up the river, boo,
and it's gonna get messy.

260
00:11:44,461 --> 00:11:46,327
It might get messy, it might not get messy,

261
00:11:46,329 --> 00:11:48,129
but I'm pretty sure it's gon' get messy.

262
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,945
Look, Mom, I'm pissed
off about this chick, too.

263
00:11:51,468 --> 00:11:55,285
But what if we're wrong?
I mean, we could be wrong.

264
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:59,240
I'm gon' bust in there
like the Kool-Aid Man!

265
00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:03,278
I have never seen this side of you,

266
00:12:03,585 --> 00:12:05,317
and it is really scary.

267
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,489
Aw, don't be scared, sweetie.

268
00:12:08,585 --> 00:12:10,741
I'm just working through this right now.

269
00:12:11,321 --> 00:12:14,021
Just remember, women are strong.

270
00:12:14,229 --> 00:12:17,558
No matter what happens
to us, we will overcome.

271
00:12:17,984 --> 00:12:21,107
Uh-huh. We will. Man or no man.

272
00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:24,038
I'm just working through the
five stages of grief right now.

273
00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:27,624
And right now, I'm on stage two.

274
00:12:28,438 --> 00:12:30,071
Which one is stage two?

275
00:12:30,073 --> 00:12:31,190
Anger!

276
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:33,174
But wait till I get to
the acceptance stage.

277
00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:35,576
That's when I'll have my makeup all perfect

278
00:12:35,578 --> 00:12:37,979
and I'll have that Mary
J. Blige breakup body.

279
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:41,386
But first things first,
we got to finish stage two.

280
00:12:41,515 --> 00:12:43,882
- Let's go.
- Oh. Okay. I'm... I'm going.

281
00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:45,828
- It's nice.
- Do you want anything to drink or...

282
00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:47,797
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.

283
00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,697
I'm good. It's nice.

284
00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:52,499
Walls really pop. This is cool.

285
00:12:53,568 --> 00:12:54,845
What the... Hello?

286
00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:56,535
Aaah!

287
00:12:56,537 --> 00:12:59,171
Caught you red-handed, mother[BLEEP]

288
00:12:59,173 --> 00:13:01,140
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, Shannon.

289
00:13:01,142 --> 00:13:02,475
Hey, Dad.

290
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,976
Hi. Hey.

291
00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:06,545
Wait, Dad? This is your wife?

292
00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:07,847
Damn right, I am.

293
00:13:07,849 --> 00:13:09,281
- Oh, my name's Emily.
- Oh, no, no, no.

294
00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:11,584
Bitch, I don't care if
your name is Gilbert Grape.

295
00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:12,918
Why you [BLEEP] my husband?

296
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,988
Whoa! No! You are so wrong.

297
00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:18,491
What did you think I was doing?
You think I'm cheating on you?

298
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,818
Yeah, she did.

299
00:13:20,128 --> 00:13:22,613
Oh, wow. Did you follow me here?

300
00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,404
Yeah, we did.

301
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,676
- Snitch.
- I mean...

302
00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:30,425
Okay, everybody, let's
just take a deep breath.

303
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,277
'Cause clearly,

304
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,935
you guys aren't actively
having sex right now,

305
00:13:36,403 --> 00:13:37,702
but I need some answers.

306
00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:40,205
I sponsor Emily at Narc-Anon.

307
00:13:40,651 --> 00:13:43,809
I was doing a sweep to make
sure there were no drugs here.

308
00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:46,079
I have to make sure that she's clean.

309
00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:47,381
Well,

310
00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:50,533
that's not what it looked
like up in here and... and...

311
00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:51,726
- Yeah?
- I...

312
00:13:51,858 --> 00:13:54,083
You can stop now. Just let it sink in.

313
00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:56,236
That's alright. Just let it sink in.

314
00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:57,680
Wow, Shannon.

315
00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:59,973
Shannon, you screwed
up big time, didn't ya?

316
00:13:59,975 --> 00:14:01,308
Well, you must be hiding something

317
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,477
'cause you didn't answer any of my calls.

318
00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:05,048
She was in a crisis!

319
00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:06,571
What's Narc-Anon?

320
00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:09,621
Tell her.

321
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,640
Alright. Listen, uh, sweetie.

322
00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:20,194
Before I met your mother,

323
00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:22,325
before you kids were even born,

324
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,197
I had an addiction to heroin.

325
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,866
Whoa.

326
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,133
Wait. You knew about this?

327
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,580
Yeah.

328
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:34,228
It's okay. That's okay.
It's part of who I am.

329
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,773
That's just the way it is.

330
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,808
I kicked it, and I've been clean

331
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:41,334
for a very, very long time.

332
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,486
But I still need to go to
meetings, and so does Emily.

333
00:14:45,538 --> 00:14:46,837
I'm her sponsor.

334
00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,250
But if you would have
just answered the phone...

335
00:14:49,252 --> 00:14:50,618
- No. Don't. Stop it.
- None of this would have even happened.

336
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,019
- Shannon, stop it.
- I'm just sayin'.

337
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,297
Don't change the subject.

338
00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:56,233
We could have avoided all of
this if you had just trusted me,

339
00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:57,734
instead of breaking down the door

340
00:14:57,736 --> 00:14:59,503
and acting like a crazy person.

341
00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:00,704
- Crazy?
- Yeah, crazy.

342
00:15:00,706 --> 00:15:02,317
I'd rather be crazy than jealous.

343
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,985
Okay. You're a black woman.

344
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,954
- You need to act like it.
- Pardon me?!

345
00:15:06,956 --> 00:15:09,151
No, no, I think he meant
that as a compliment...

346
00:15:09,605 --> 00:15:11,404
- didn't you, Dad?
- Of course I did.

347
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,739
Yeah, I hold black women
to a higher standard.

348
00:15:14,211 --> 00:15:17,135
Well, somehow, I am offended by that.

349
00:15:17,339 --> 00:15:18,638
I just want to say,

350
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,141
um, that Josh has always been there for me.

351
00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:22,142
Mnh-mnh.

352
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,443
He's great.

353
00:15:23,445 --> 00:15:24,485
Mm.

354
00:15:25,414 --> 00:15:27,003
Get your hand off my man.

355
00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:28,826
Get on, Becky.

356
00:15:31,114 --> 00:15:32,118
Okay.

357
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,255
Group of savages, man.

358
00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:37,965
Y'all a bunch of barbarians, man.

359
00:15:38,289 --> 00:15:41,328
Gustavo, you are ruining my cold-cut tray.

360
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:45,147
Stop double-dipping.
You only get to dip once.

361
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,603
It's all good. Gustavo don't have germs.

362
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,240
Country, you need to slow
your ass down, too, man.

363
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:55,976
That's all you need is
more sodium in your diet.

364
00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:57,403
Normally, I'd be mad,

365
00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,112
but I know you're just lashing out

366
00:15:59,114 --> 00:16:01,307
'cause you're depressed, so I forgive you.

367
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:03,252
There ain't nobody depressed.

368
00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:04,985
That's what depressed people say.

369
00:16:04,987 --> 00:16:06,026
Mm-hmm.

370
00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:10,390
This right here is textbook depressed.

371
00:16:10,392 --> 00:16:12,426
Eating your feelings,
I believe, is the term.

372
00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:13,693
Mm-hmm.

373
00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:18,103
Is that pimento loaf I smell up in here?

374
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,779
Oh, yeah.

375
00:16:19,902 --> 00:16:21,601
Somebody gave Tray a cold-cut platter

376
00:16:21,603 --> 00:16:22,875
'cause he's depressed.

377
00:16:23,005 --> 00:16:25,739
Aw, hell. What you done
did now, dicklicker?

378
00:16:25,883 --> 00:16:28,984
Easy, Mullins. Look at
him. He's in rough shape.

379
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:31,079
Of course he is. His life is in shambles.

380
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,114
Look at him. You backsliding. I can see it.

381
00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:37,191
He exactly one dick hair away
from going back to prison.

382
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:39,101
It won't be long 'fore you're all mixed up

383
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,561
with some criminal
enterprise all over again.

384
00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:44,605
That's what depressed ex-convicts do.

385
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,745
You got to watch out for that backsliding.

386
00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:48,798
It ain't easy out here, is it?

387
00:16:50,369 --> 00:16:51,580
Is that Black Forest?

388
00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:55,351
Amira.

389
00:16:55,353 --> 00:16:56,434
Scoot over.

390
00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:59,777
Amira. Amira! Amir...

391
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:03,792
Yeah, the cellphone service
in here is some bullshit.

392
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:05,461
I usually get, like, like, two bars.

393
00:17:05,597 --> 00:17:07,923
Well, I'ma go outside to see
if I can get a better signal.

394
00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:09,545
That was my daughter, kid.

395
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,656
Shit, that's probably a butt-dial.

396
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,741
Yo, this oldest daughter is trouble.

397
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:20,142
She need to go back to Phoenix.

398
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:24,113
I can't believe you're acting

399
00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:25,447
like you didn't do anything wrong.

400
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:27,683
I didn't! You're being ridiculous!

401
00:17:27,685 --> 00:17:28,695
You're being ridiculo...

402
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,952
Oh, don't call me...
don't call me ridiculous.

403
00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:31,587
- Well, I just did 'cause you are.
- Guys! Guys!

404
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,391
I'm watching something here. Thank you.

405
00:17:34,392 --> 00:17:36,325
What? This is a little more important

406
00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:37,960
than your little TV show, Shahzad.

407
00:17:38,181 --> 00:17:39,881
Mom and Dad are about to get a divorce.

408
00:17:39,906 --> 00:17:42,373
Did I hear somebody mention
divorce? What's happening?

409
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,812
What are you doing here, Tray?

410
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:44,981
Amira call me.

411
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,395
What? No, I didn't.

412
00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:47,896
Girl, I just ran all the way over here.

413
00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,365
You sure you didn't call me?

414
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,200
Oh, it must have been a
butt-dial or something.

415
00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:52,565
No, we're in the middle of some

416
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:54,061
really serious drama right now.

417
00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:56,186
Okay, I'm done. Bye.

418
00:17:56,323 --> 00:17:57,555
Where do you think you're going?

419
00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:59,424
No, you're not storming off now. No.

420
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:02,727
Either you have to get over it or I can go.

421
00:18:02,729 --> 00:18:05,930
Oh, well, go. Go over to that
old bucket-ass bitch house.

422
00:18:05,932 --> 00:18:07,198
- Oh, come on.
- What's her name, Emily?

423
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,608
- Go to Emily's house.
- Emily? Who's Emily?

424
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,542
Oh, Dad used to be a heroin addict.

425
00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:12,637
What?

426
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,640
No, no, no, no, no.

427
00:18:14,641 --> 00:18:17,008
I have been... I've been clean for years.

428
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,610
I go to meetings, I have my shit together.

429
00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:20,178
- That's not the point.
- Mm-hmm.

430
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,147
And he sponsors ugly
white bitches named Emily

431
00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:24,949
- and doesn't tell me about it.
- Oh, my God.

432
00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:27,519
Well, Emily has a little crush
on Dad, so there's that, too.

433
00:18:27,521 --> 00:18:30,189
No, Emily does not have a crush on Dad.

434
00:18:30,288 --> 00:18:32,055
That girl is thirsty, Dad.

435
00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:33,923
Mm-hmm. It's very obvious, Josh.

436
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:36,542
Everybody wait five goddamn seconds!

437
00:18:37,362 --> 00:18:40,380
You mean to tell me
Josh is a heroin addict?

438
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:41,850
This Josh right here?

439
00:18:42,084 --> 00:18:44,563
Josh is riding the white horse?

440
00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,766
Giddyup, giddyup horse?

441
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,812
Wow!

442
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,436
Wow!

443
00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,452
Hey, you know what, Tray?
You can leave right now.

444
00:18:55,454 --> 00:18:57,821
I will leave, but I just
want to say it one more time.

445
00:18:57,823 --> 00:18:59,174
Wow!

446
00:18:59,592 --> 00:19:01,625
Josh used to be a "heron" addict...

447
00:19:01,627 --> 00:19:04,583
Excuse me... <i>Is</i> a heron addict!

448
00:19:04,697 --> 00:19:07,203
'Cause you know what they
say about heron, Josh...

449
00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:09,571
You try it once, you hooked from here on.

450
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:12,907
You know what this means,
right? I'm not that bad.

451
00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:14,776
Really? That's the lesson?

452
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,144
Man, I'm not that bad.

453
00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:19,217
Shit, I sold crack, but I'm not that bad.

454
00:19:19,218 --> 00:19:21,085
Wait a minute. "Sold."

455
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:23,886
"Sold" as in past tense, right?

456
00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:28,141
Listen, Shahzad, Amira.

457
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,532
I made a mistake,

458
00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,802
but one thing I never did,

459
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,790
I never used it.

460
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,241
Not like this fiend!

461
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:41,377
Tray, get the [BLEEP] out of my house.

462
00:19:41,644 --> 00:19:44,218
Yeah, fine. I'm good. I'm gone. I'ma ghost.

463
00:19:44,243 --> 00:19:45,232
Good.

464
00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:47,050
You know I came here feeling low,

465
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,688
and it feels damn good to
know your ass struggled, too.

466
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,186
Struggle!

467
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,355
And just do me one favor

468
00:19:54,357 --> 00:19:55,790
before I go, okay, Josh?

469
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,391
Don't use the dope in front of my kids.

470
00:19:57,393 --> 00:19:59,299
They precious to me. That's my world.

471
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,403
Alright? Drugs are no-no.

472
00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:03,228
- And Shay.
- What?

473
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,867
You got poor taste in men, baby girl.

474
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:07,913
Get out of my house.

475
00:20:14,315 --> 00:20:17,418
Ooh. That's what I'm talking about, girl.

476
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:19,638
Do that thing,<i>girl.</i>

477
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,430
Wow. Look at that right there. That's a...

478
00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:24,633
- That's a beef patty!
- Damn right at you.

479
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,211
- Come on, baby.
- That's a beef patty.

480
00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:28,170
- There it is. Unh.
- All right.

481
00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:29,762
Life is good, cuz-o.

482
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,423
Life is good.

483
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,242
It is, man.

484
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:34,879
Yes, it is.

485
00:20:34,904 --> 00:20:35,944
Oh.

486
00:20:35,946 --> 00:20:37,846
Ooh, girl, you're put together lovely.

487
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:42,000
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