1 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,757 Ah, good man. We need an extra hand. 2 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,357 Actually, no, I'm here to see CC Lowsley. 3 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,837 But, erm, what is going on? 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,157 The most important two days in Great Slaughter's calendar, 5 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,357 that's what. 6 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,277 No, no, no. Not yellow. 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,877 I need red, white, and blue for the Queen. 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,117 Yeah, okay. 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,837 The Queen is coming? 10 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,397 She's over there. 11 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,477 Her throne's not ready yet. 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,077 Your majesty. 13 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,797 You're right on time. 14 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,597 Preparations are almost complete, 15 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,397 but we could still use some help. 16 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,197 For... For what exactly? 17 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,677 Well, the Great Slaughter Scarecrow Festival, of course. 18 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,397 Right. It makes sense why my hay fever is acting up. 19 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,917 Good of you to step in as official police liaison. 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,237 No, actually, no, sir. I was... 21 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,117 Wonderful. Great to have you on board. 22 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,877 Erm, sir, if I may have a moment of your time. 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,157 Yes, yes. 24 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,037 It's a nightmare, isn't it? 25 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,397 Hm. 26 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,397 I hate how the scarecrows just stare at you. 27 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,397 Gives me the heebie jeebies. 28 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,637 Yeah. 29 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,957 Just like that one. 30 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,277 What is that one even meant to be? 31 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,399 Aah! 32 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,197 Morning Sarge. Good of you to volunteer. 33 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,597 It didn't exactly happen like that. 34 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,757 Yeah, well, I'm just here to watch this year. 35 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,397 Wouldn't miss it for the world. 36 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,477 Me neither. 37 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,637 I thought you said that... 38 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,717 It's all so fun really, isn't it? 39 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,597 Course it could be the last year it's on, 40 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,037 depending how the vote goes. 41 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,517 Vote? 42 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,237 To see if it's gonna come back or not. 43 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,677 After what happened last year, half the village want it banned. 44 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,437 That was all blown out of proportion, Norm. 45 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,917 Tell that to Mr. Carter. He's still got the scar. 46 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,797 Yeah, but it's all for a good cause. 47 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,677 What about the Farmers' Youth Charity? 48 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:24,917 After tomorrow, they might need 49 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,080 to find another way to fund raise. 50 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,717 Sergeant Livingstone? We're starting. 51 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,359 Might need you on crowd control. 52 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,397 Don't tell me you support this nonsense? 53 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,317 It turns the whole village into a public house. 54 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,197 I'm not complaining. 55 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,277 Sisters, please tell me we can count on your vote 56 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:54,477 to free us from this straw-filled stranglehold. 57 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,157 Well, erm, well, no, actually. 58 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,917 I think it's rather wonderful what people can create 59 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,757 with straw and a bit of imagination. 60 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,439 And I can't say no to a cash prize. 61 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,757 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this, 62 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,837 the annual Great Slaughter Scarecrow Festival, 63 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:20,757 all in support of the Farmers' Youth Charity. 64 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,957 Now, we have a wonderful weekend ahead of us, 65 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,997 helping this great cause, 66 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,957 and I'm sure you'll all agree, 67 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,157 bringing much joy to the whole village. 68 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,037 Tomfoolery, more like. 69 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,877 Now, you will find scarecrows 70 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,237 scattered all around the village, 71 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,677 each themed for different categories. 72 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,437 Now, the individual winners will then go on to compete 73 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:49,637 for the grand prize at the closing ceremony tomorrow, 74 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,157 and then the overall winner will go home 75 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,997 with a cash prize of... 76 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,517 ...£7. 77 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,997 £7. 78 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,519 It was £10 last year. 79 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:08,237 Yes, now, after last year's events, 80 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,637 I think it prudent that I should remind you all that, 81 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:17,797 well, any instances of scarecrow sabotage 82 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,797 will result in instant disqualification. 83 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:27,677 We will also not tolerate any fighting, kicking, punching... 84 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,037 or biting. 85 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,797 With all that said, it gives me great pleasure 86 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,877 to announce this festival well and truly... 87 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:42,959 ♪ Underway! ♪ 88 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:01,397 Ha ha! Moses parting the Red Sea! 89 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,037 Oh! A strong start, Sisters. 90 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,359 I think we've cracked it this time. 91 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,557 Doesn't Moses bear a striking resemblance 92 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,077 to Joseph from last year, 93 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,477 just without the coat of many colours? 94 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,640 Alright. Keep your voice down. 95 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,957 Everything alright? 96 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,797 Yeah, my, er, scarecrow's head won't stay on straight. 97 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,477 Needs more straw. 98 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,639 Why don't you take some of our leftovers? 99 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,037 Oh, sorry, hay fever. 100 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,200 Thanks for this. 101 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:47,677 Very generous of you, helping out the competition. 102 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,517 Charlie Sanderson? Competition? 103 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,437 Ha! Ha ha! 104 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,677 Sergeant Livingstone, you're a man of good sense. 105 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,559 Surely you can help us put an end to all this. 106 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,317 There's no need to swear, Tom. 107 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:08,877 They steal his straw, you know. 108 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,637 Well, can we count on your vote? 109 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,957 Well, I wouldn't think it would be quite appropriate 110 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:19,797 for me to say, while I'm working in an official capacity. 111 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,637 Of course. 112 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,560 Mm-hmm. 113 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,957 Ahh! Another fine effort, Martin. 114 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,957 Get back. 115 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:37,077 Took me hours to get his cigar at the right jaunty angle. 116 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,597 Martin's won the last six years in a row. 117 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,397 I heard your head's fallen off... again. 118 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,077 I'm fixing it. 119 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:48,557 And who's running the shop, while you're faffing about here? 120 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,477 Are you all right? 121 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,197 Oh, I slipped off a ladder doing inventory at the shop. 122 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,077 You work at Sanderson's, don't you? 123 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,637 Oh, you came in the other weekend. 124 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,437 Yeah, you remembered. 125 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,677 Not too many customers these days. 126 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,559 I'm his Godfather. I help him run the shop, for my sins. 127 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,237 Oh, thanks for your help. 128 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,919 Excuse me. 129 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,077 Oh, gosh, not now. 130 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,357 Oh, here, let me. 131 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,197 Oh, Sandra, you're an angel. 132 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,277 It won't take a moment. 133 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,117 That's my Auntie Sandra. 134 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,797 That? 135 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,837 Yeah, well, not my auntie-auntie, 136 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,077 but my Mum's best friend. 137 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,757 Do you know she was the one who convinced me 138 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,517 to become a WPC in the first place? 139 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,277 Everyone else said it was a silly idea, 140 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,597 but she always told me never to give up. 141 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,877 Well, we owe her many thanks. 142 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,237 Sarge! 143 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,877 What are you doing? 144 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,877 Just lending a hand. 145 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,277 That is an egregious breaking of the rules. 146 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,677 No outside help. It's collusion. 147 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,357 Oh, have a heart. 148 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,797 He hasn't got one. 149 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,997 Sour grapes, Clementine? 150 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,357 I must insist. 151 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,677 I think we'll allow it this time, huh? 152 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,677 So, what have we here? 153 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,877 Ah, yes! 154 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:22,917 For our fairy-tale category, Rapunzel in her tower, 155 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,477 waiting for her knight in shining arm our 156 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:29,359 to whisk her away from her life of drudgery, I presume? 157 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,799 Oh, come here. 158 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:41,479 I'm sorry. I'm just having a bad day. 159 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,759 Moving swiftly on. 160 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,837 Oh, wait! 161 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,917 You haven't seen my scarecrow. 162 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,157 You've entered? 163 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,037 You finally convinced me. 164 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,637 How could you? 165 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,637 My own sister? 166 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,037 I've been telling her to enter for years. 167 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,197 She's so talented. 168 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,877 It's "Breakfast at Tiffany's." 169 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,037 You know, I love that scene 170 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,277 where they're looking for the cat at the end. 171 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,317 Oh, Sarge, you big softie. 172 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,837 Does she do any other poses? 173 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,677 What are you doing? 174 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,837 Please, it's just the prize money. 175 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:31,597 Ah, Martin, time to settle up. I'm just collecting entry fees. 176 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,757 I've already paid. 177 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,437 There's no record of any payment. 178 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,037 Check again. 179 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,357 Ah, here we are. Ha! 180 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,797 My mistake. 181 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,559 I'll deal with you later. 182 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,637 We'll kick things off with the award for Best Bible Story. 183 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,277 This was a really tough decision, 184 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,517 but the winner is... 185 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,077 the Sisters of St. Vincent's. 186 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,717 Huzzah. 187 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,157 Five times in a row. 188 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,117 Weren't the Sisters the only one in this category? 189 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,679 No one goes up against the nuns. 190 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,997 Good morning. 191 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,877 You do know they're full of straw, right? 192 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,597 Hello. 193 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,277 I've got to see this Churchill everyone's banging on about. 194 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,717 Martin is our main competition now. 195 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,919 I wouldn't worry. That's a terrible Churchill. 196 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,999 Aaaaaaah! 197 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,757 I heard there was an incident. 198 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,317 A murder, I think we can safely say, 199 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,997 from the obvious cause of death. 200 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,677 Petechiae to the eyes and face, bruising around the neck... 201 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,157 all hallmark signs. 202 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,717 Strangulation. 203 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,557 But we're shouting distance from half the village. 204 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,677 Surely someone heard a cry for help? 205 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:05,477 Well, note the straw stuffed in his mouth. 206 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,357 Taking care of that problem. 207 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,237 Ooh, there's something sticky. 208 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,837 And no one in the other displays reported 209 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,557 seeing or hearing anything out of the ordinary. 210 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,717 I'm afraid this rather dashes our hopes 211 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,637 of potential fingerprints. 212 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,717 But I can check for incriminating fibres. 213 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,477 Not much to go on in the meantime. 214 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,359 Well, leaving us rather clutching at straws. 215 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,517 Come on now. Don't be corny. 216 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,680 Oh. Very good. 217 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,200 Now, what do we have here? 218 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,957 That's Winston Churchill, Martin's scarecrow. 219 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,717 Why is it all scrunched up? 220 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,437 Maybe he weren't happy with it. 221 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,837 Unlikely, given he was the bookie's favourite. 222 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,997 Mrs. Clam did report seeing him doing finishing touches 223 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,717 to his scarecrow at around... 224 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,477 10:00am. 225 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,677 When everyone else was at the first judging ceremony. 226 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,680 Let's find out who else wasn't at that ceremony. 227 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:11,040 If I might have your attention, please. 228 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:18,677 I am afraid that Martin Hubbard has been found dead, 229 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:23,599 and tragically, it would appear to be murder. 230 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,639 I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. 231 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,557 We'll cancel the Morris Dancers, of course. 232 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,757 Sister Boniface: Yes, of course. 233 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,717 Sir, do you... do you think it's appropriate 234 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,397 if we continue with this at all? 235 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,157 No. No, no, no, no. 236 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,597 I'm sure Martin would have wanted us to go ahead. 237 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,200 I think he'd prefer to still be breathing. 238 00:12:54,360 --> 00:13:00,399 Besides, his death blows this whole competition wide open. 239 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:13,077 Oh, Sandra, I'm so sorry about your brother. 240 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,637 I can't believe he's gone. 241 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,237 And the last time we spoke, 242 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:21,197 we argued about this stupid competition. 243 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,597 I'll have to drop out now. 244 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,277 Are you sure? 245 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,440 It just wouldn't be right. 246 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,797 I saw the killer. 247 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,197 What? 248 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,357 After Sister Reginald went to fetch help, 249 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,117 I heard footsteps behind me, 250 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,117 and when I turned around, there was a scarecrow. 251 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,717 So who did you see? 252 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,237 A scarecrow. 253 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,717 A scarecrow? 254 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,760 It must have come alive and killed Martin. 255 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:10,439 It's ali-i-i-i-i-ve! 256 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,917 That's what I saw. 257 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,037 Wait, did you see anything else? 258 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,720 Now then, who ordered the carrot cake? 259 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,717 Perhaps Martin's house will have something 260 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,920 more substantial to go on. 261 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,237 That sends quite the message. 262 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,237 Hm. It was the last straw for someone. 263 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,237 Ha! 264 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,400 Oh, very good. 265 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,357 Hmm, looks like a sharp blade's been used on his shirts. 266 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,757 Hm. 267 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,997 Kitchen scissors, perhaps. 268 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,680 And in quite a frenzy, judging by the jagged cuts. 269 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:10,677 But they failed to consider our old friend, Locard. 270 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,599 There's traces of something there. 271 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,197 Looks like... metal filings. 272 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,637 Hm. 273 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,800 I need to take a closer look back at the lab. 274 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,917 Sister? 275 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,197 Look at that. 276 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,039 Oh, yes. Well spotted. 277 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,237 We've narrowed our list of suspects 278 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,757 to those who weren't at the first prize ceremony. 279 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,277 They all claim that they were 280 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,117 keeping an eye on their displays. 281 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,957 This is the last thing the festival needs after last year. 282 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,317 What exactly happened last year? 283 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,157 Someone accused the Great Slaughter WI 284 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,517 of sabotage, and then everything kicked off. 285 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,877 Before you knew it, there were limbs flying everywhere. 286 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,237 Scarecrow limbs, we should clarify. 287 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,037 Do you think Martin's death could have something 288 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,477 to do with the festival? 289 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,957 He was the frontrunner. 290 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,400 Well, we certainly can't rule anything out. 291 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,357 Well, here's one thing we do know. 292 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,757 This mystery substance we found on the straw in Martin's mouth 293 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,717 is insoluble in water. 294 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,477 Gas chromatography confirms it's petroleum jelly. 295 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,037 Though I haven't the foggiest idea why that would be there. 296 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,757 Lubrication isn't exactly efficacious 297 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,917 when it comes to strangulation. 298 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,837 And here's another enigma. 299 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,277 I've checked the handwriting against other samples 300 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,037 in Martin's house, 301 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,517 and they aren't a match. 302 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,837 Meaning? 303 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,797 Well, meaning, someone else drew them. 304 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,877 Could someone have helped him with his scarecrow? 305 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,757 But that's against the rules. 306 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,597 I'll need handwriting samples from our suspects 307 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,557 to see if one of them drew them instead. 308 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,757 Oh, and, er, one more thing. 309 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,877 Note the contusions on his knuckles. 310 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,197 Martin was in a fight recently. 311 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,357 Martin and Charlie weren't getting on this morning, 312 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,517 and Charlie had some kind of injury. 313 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,877 But Martin's Charlie's godfather. 314 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,157 They're... They're like family. 315 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,997 Well, they didn't seem too friendly earlier. 316 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:23,277 The judges and I will now confer, and in a few moments, 317 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:27,317 we will announce the prize for our next category, 318 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,357 Best Celebrity. 319 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,077 Can we have a word? 320 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,077 Martin loved this category. 321 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,757 Can't believe he's not here. 322 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,877 We'd like to talk about your injury. 323 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,597 You said it was an accident at work? 324 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,877 Martin had bruising on his knuckles. 325 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,877 Want to tell us what really happened? 326 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,997 Erm... 327 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,517 Look, it was nothing really. 328 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,197 It was just an argument. 329 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,637 Bad enough to come to blows? 330 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,597 I had a few ideas about how to expand the business, 331 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,477 But Martin wouldn't listen. 332 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,957 Why not? 333 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:10,277 He said we weren't in any place to be taking risks. 334 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,237 He called me a... halfwit. 335 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,037 And that caused a fight? 336 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,597 My mum never went to school. 337 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,357 People called her stupid all her life, 338 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,117 even though she opened the shop. 339 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,757 So how did Martin end up 340 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,797 getting involved in the business? 341 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,157 My mum died, and I was all on my own. 342 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,477 I was only 10. 343 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,437 And Martin stepped up to help? 344 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,037 He's my legal guardian, and the shop was in a bad way. 345 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,797 He saved me, really. 346 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,517 But he wouldn't let you make any decisions 347 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,557 about your own family business? 348 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,477 No, but I'm only 18. 349 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,597 I can't inherit until I'm 21. 350 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,637 That must be frustrating. 351 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,317 I wouldn't even have a shop to worry about 352 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,480 if it wasn't for him. 353 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,637 I owe him everything. 354 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,917 And the prize for Best Celebrity goes to... 355 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,357 Alan Yarrow for the Queen. 356 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,557 Oh! What utter nonsense. 357 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,597 Her Majesty the Queen is not a celebrity. 358 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,877 Now, where is the man of the hour? 359 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,957 Oh, here he is. Photo for "The Bugle," Alan? 360 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,679 Not now. 361 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,157 The Queen! It's sabotage! 362 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,517 Look, she looks fine. 363 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,677 Her corgis are gone. This is high treason. 364 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,197 I turn my back for a moment, and this happens. 365 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,757 What if Dottie's claims were right? 366 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,277 What claims? 367 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,277 She saw a scarecrow fleeing the scene of the murder. 368 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,317 -What? -Norman, if you could just 369 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,117 clear the scene for me... now. 370 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,959 Right. Look, I'll ask around, and see what I can find out. 371 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,717 I found a handwriting match among our suspects. 372 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,477 I know who drew Martin's designs. 373 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,757 I'm afraid it was Sandra. 374 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,040 There has to be an explanation. 375 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,040 Well there's only one way to find out. 376 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,077 What's this about a killer scarecrow? 377 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,797 Don't believe any of that, Norm. 378 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,237 So there have been sightings? 379 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,400 It's just nonsense. 380 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,277 Were you and Martin working together to win the competition? 381 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,677 Of course not. I-I didn't need his help. 382 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,597 But he needed yours? 383 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,077 I was the one behind Martin's displays. 384 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,757 I designed them, and I made them. 385 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,717 So why did you decide to enter the competition this year? 386 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,397 Well, did you know I was once offered an apprenticeship 387 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,277 in London, Saville Row? 388 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,237 Oh, I was all set to move away, 389 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,317 until Martin convinced me that I-I wouldn't cut it. 390 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,597 But you're so talented. 391 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,237 Oh. 392 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,717 Well, I couldn't give up on my dream, you see, 393 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,877 of owning my own dressmaking shop. 394 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:06,517 It might not be Saville Row, but it was something of my own. 395 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,837 And watching Martin win every year with my designs, 396 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,597 I just wondered if I could do it. 397 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,437 And Martin didn't like that? 398 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,957 He liked the idea of winning too much. 399 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,277 Could we could both enter? 400 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,717 No. 401 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,037 This is the one thing I love. 402 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,237 And you're ruining it. 403 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,077 Oh, please, don't be like that. 404 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,117 It's just the prize money. 405 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,357 Oh, yes, for this ridiculous shop of yours. 406 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,357 But what do you know about running a business? 407 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,037 And who are you going to turn to when it all fails, eh? 408 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,957 I always say, stick to what you know. 409 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,757 I just wanted to try. 410 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,197 And you didn't care about betraying me in the process. 411 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,317 -Please! -Well, I've got friends at the council, 412 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,957 people who owe me a favour. 413 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,317 I'll make sure they reject any application you submit. 414 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,717 Even if you win, you won't get your shop. 415 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,997 And that was the last time we spoke. 416 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,717 And now he's gone. 417 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,637 How could I possibly stay in the competition? 418 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,837 Don't you owe it to yourself to try? 419 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,997 Never give up on your dreams. That's what you always told me. 420 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,037 Ohh. 421 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,479 I'm not young and brave like you, Peggy. 422 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,679 Oh! 423 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,717 Oh, be careful. 424 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,397 Oh, don't mind me. 425 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,757 They're about to announce Best Sporting Legend. 426 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,557 I think I have a good chance against Muhammad Ali. 427 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,557 Not something you can say everyday. 428 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,957 What are you up to? 429 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,077 Those shiny particles on Martin's shirt 430 00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,157 were traces of gold paint, so I'm taking samples. 431 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,997 We've already done the Queen's crown, 432 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,317 Rapunzel's hair, and Audrey Hepburn's earrings. 433 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,077 I know his head's a bit wobbly, but everyone loves Bobby. 434 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,477 All finished. 435 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,677 Ah, just in time. 436 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,399 Ah-ha, now you are talking! 437 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,357 Well, congratulations to you. 438 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,717 Best Sporting Legend. 439 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,837 I can't believe it. 440 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,877 Oh, your mum would be so proud. 441 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,437 Martin said I didn't stand a chance. 442 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,277 Well, Martin wasn't always right. 443 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,679 Cheers. 444 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,677 Mm. 445 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,637 I'm sorry about your brother. 446 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,557 Thank you. 447 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,597 I know what he meant to you, as well. 448 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,637 I don't know how I'll manage the shop without him. 449 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,077 He was telling me about some of your ideas... 450 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,397 a home-delivery service and a-a loyalty scheme. 451 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,437 I thought they were very clever. 452 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,077 Nah. I should just stick to what I know. 453 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,117 Well, that's what Martin always said. 454 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,117 Do you know, your mum didn't let anything hold her back. 455 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,277 No? 456 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,560 If you don't try... 457 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,717 Speaking of which... 458 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,077 there's something I need to do. 459 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,680 Would you excuse me please, Charlie? 460 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,437 Excuse me, Hector? 461 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,997 I'd, er... 462 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,037 I'd like to re-enter the competition. 463 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,077 You can't do that. 464 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,117 I will have to confer with the other judges. 465 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,557 Sandra, what category were you in? 466 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,717 Er, I was Audrey Hepburn for Best Celebrity. 467 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,197 Ah, that's already been judged. 468 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,877 Well, alright then, I'll make a new scarecrow. 469 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,637 Which categories are still open? 470 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,557 Er, well, just, erm, Local Heroes tomorrow. 471 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,237 Local Heroes it is. 472 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,997 This is an outrage. 473 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,037 Now, now, Alan. 474 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,077 Your help organising this festival is invaluable, 475 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,477 but please remember you are a competitor, not a judge. 476 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,997 What's going on? 477 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,677 Oh, nothing to worry about. 478 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,517 He's letting Sandra re-enter, after she voluntarily withdrew. 479 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,157 How gallant. 480 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,677 And now you're fiddling about with the rules, are you, 481 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,917 as if the festival itself isn't bad enough? 482 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,277 What do you mean "bad enough"? 483 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,117 Why does everyone have to fight? 484 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,517 Somebody help me! 485 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,157 What on earth's the matter? 486 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,597 The killer scarecrow! 487 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,837 -What? -It was alive! 488 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,117 -It shushed me. -Here we go. 489 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,557 They're everywhere! 490 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,717 See what this festival's reduced us to? 491 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,357 People keep telling me this festival's meant 492 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,637 to be bringing you all together, 493 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,477 but it seems to be doing the opposite. 494 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,077 I'll admit, you're not seeing it at its best. 495 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,837 -Can we have a little decorum? -We need to unmask them! 496 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,757 -Come on! -Where's she going? 497 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,719 -Oh! -What are you doing? 498 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,277 What's she doing now? 499 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,957 -This is all your fault. -No! 500 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,757 -Every year, something dreadful happens. -Wait! 501 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,159 Stop that! 502 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,237 Stop! 503 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,237 Oi! 504 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,600 Everyone, calm down! 505 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,960 Thank you, Sister Reginald. 506 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,317 Never seen anything like it. 507 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,637 Sarge had to threaten half of them with disqualification. 508 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,477 That would rather put the damper on festivities. 509 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,997 Oh, did you hear? 510 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,717 My Auntie Sandra's only gone and re-entered. 511 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,437 Oh, bravo. 512 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,357 Though I've no idea who she'll choose for Local Hero. 513 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,117 It's not like anything goes on round here. 514 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,797 Well, in 1947, Sister Helena, previously of Saint Vincent's, 515 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,717 single-handedly defended a mission 516 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,277 against Venezuelan revolutionaries. 517 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,440 Though she is quite a niche prospect. 518 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,437 Aha! 519 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,600 Oh, you found a match? 520 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,157 Note the thickness of the undercoat 521 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,157 and the topcoat of glitter. 522 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,237 We've struck gold. 523 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,517 So, whose scarecrow is it? 524 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,357 So why did you cut up Martin's shirts? 525 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,839 That's quite the act of passion. 526 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,597 I loved him. 527 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,437 You were Rapunzel, and he was your knight in shining arm our? 528 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,239 I thought he was. 529 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,957 He ended it, just like that. 530 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:35,157 I were ready to start a new life with him, but... 531 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,919 he didn't care. 532 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,397 So you wanted to hurt him back. 533 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,437 I didn't kill him. 534 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,157 I-I just wanted to send a message. 535 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:55,037 I snuck into his house last night, and I saw his shirts. 536 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:59,037 But then I heard him arguing with someone. 537 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,557 Did you see who it was? 538 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,077 I daren't look. 539 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:08,637 I could only really hear Martin saying something about cheques. 540 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,437 "You can't back out now you've cashed them." 541 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,397 Did you hear anything else? 542 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,557 I snuck out the back door, quick as I could. 543 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:23,239 I know how guilty I must look, but I swear that's the truth. 544 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,400 Good morning. 545 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,357 Oh, no, erm, what's happened? 546 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,997 What does it look like? 547 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,717 Sorry, I'm just... Sorry. 548 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,797 A most savage attack. 549 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,639 Must've been sometime last night. 550 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,437 First Alan, now Charlie. 551 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,597 Any one of us could be next. 552 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,597 Maybe we should pull out of the competition? 553 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,397 Might as well, 554 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,357 now that my chance at the prize money's gone. 555 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,797 Surely you can fix it before the grand prize ceremony? 556 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,960 Maybe. 557 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,279 Have you seen this? 558 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,517 "Killer Scarecrow Stalking The Streets." 559 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,317 Norman. Whalley by name, Whalley by... 560 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,317 This'll cause a panic. 561 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,677 The festival won't stand a chance at the vote later. 562 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,557 Surely people will know that this is all nonsense? 563 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,280 Ah, this looks familiar. 564 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,117 From the local bank? 565 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,997 Sister Boniface: Yes, from Martin's fireplace. 566 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,877 Must have been a financial document... 567 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,557 a statement, perhaps? 568 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,797 I'm afraid the rest is too burnt to salvage. 569 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,717 Martin's accounts could shed some light on this. 570 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,237 Allow me. I've been looking for an excuse to see the desk clerk again. 571 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,157 It's a Sunday. The banks are closed. 572 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,399 Not a problem. I've got her number. 573 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,597 I know what I saw. And I'm not the only one. 574 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,517 They walk among us. 575 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,957 This festival has turned the village into a madhouse. 576 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,517 We didn't need much help there. 577 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,237 Well, if you'll excuse me, 578 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,077 I need to make my way to the station. 579 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,557 He's over there! Over there! 580 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,760 -Huh? -Over there! 581 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,237 Over there! Look! 582 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,997 -What's over there? -The scarecrow! 583 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,359 So I see. 584 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,439 Well, we'll make sure we keep an eye out. 585 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,317 Oh. 586 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,037 I don't want to know, do I? 587 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,717 I'd thought you'd be happy to finally get a break in the case. 588 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,997 Okay, so what did Martin's statements say? 589 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:42,597 Several large outgoing payments to Alan Yarrow. 590 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,517 What exactly are these payments for? 591 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,997 Y-You didn't tell anyone, did you? 592 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,797 Stop worrying about your reputation 593 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,960 and answer the question. 594 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,437 To buy my silence. 595 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,037 Go on. 596 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,957 Martin was embezzling from the Farmers' Youth Charity. 597 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,517 No wonder he was such a fan of the festival. 598 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,117 I confronted him, but he... he offered me money instead. 599 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,037 Why didn't you come to us? 600 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,117 I've got debts. 601 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,997 I couldn't say no to that kind of money. 602 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,117 I-I knew it was wrong, but by then it was too late. 603 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,397 He had quite a hold over you. 604 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,157 Perhaps one you wanted to be free of. 605 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,757 You... Wh... You think I killed him? 606 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,200 Why would I kill Martin when he was paying me? 607 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,477 You're not gonna tell the judges are you? 608 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,597 No, but we will need to investigate you 609 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,797 for possible corruption. 610 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,117 But... But... But I'm a pillar of the community. 611 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,360 Really? Then start acting like one. 612 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,797 Wait. 613 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,757 Oi, what are you doing? 614 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,359 Stop! 615 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,877 It's alive. 616 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,040 Stop! Stop! 617 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,159 Oh! 618 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,117 I told you! 619 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,280 Don't you dare! 620 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,119 Be careful. It could be any one. 621 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,837 I can't believe this. 622 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,399 I know. Miss Thimble was right. 623 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,637 Ah, the fibres match those found on Martin's neckerchief. 624 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,157 This glove belongs to our killer. 625 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:24,117 But why is our killer attacking scarecrows? 626 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,117 A vendetta against the festival? 627 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,717 Speaking of which, we'd better fill the Chief in. 628 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,957 Oh, while you're there, erm, could you fetch me something? 629 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,357 Er, well, someone. 630 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,517 Impressive work to get a scarecrow made so quickly. 631 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,237 Has she made a new one? 632 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,797 Sorry. Who did she pick? 633 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,957 Well... 634 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,160 why don't you have a look yourself? 635 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,117 Me? 636 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:58,197 I think she's got your smile quite perfectly. 637 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,077 I can't believe you chose me. 638 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,477 First WPC in the county? 639 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,720 I mean, how could I have chosen anyone else? 640 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,597 Is that a smile I see, Vera? 641 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,599 Don't be ridiculous. 642 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,197 More petroleum jelly. 643 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,360 But why? 644 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:29,477 Sister, erm, sorry, but why do you need this? 645 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,517 Well, her majesty is here for her own protection. 646 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,037 And she's evidence. 647 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,277 Well, she's evidence that makes me want to... 648 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,359 Oh... 649 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,479 Bless you, Felix. 650 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,600 And thank you. 651 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:52,837 Get Sam. 652 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,677 -Huh? -Sister Boniface: Get Sam! 653 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,197 Sorry. 654 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,797 I now announce the final category of the festival, 655 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,837 Local Heroes. 656 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,997 Now, this was a unanimous decision 657 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:09,117 by myself, erm, and the, er, other judges, 658 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,077 so please, the winner is... 659 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,119 Sandra Hubbard. 660 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,077 Oh, well done, Sandra. 661 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,397 Lovely scarecrow, beautifully stuffed. 662 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,877 Now Sandra will now join the other finalists 663 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,477 for the grand prize ceremony, which I will be judging shortly. 664 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,477 But in the meantime, please remember 665 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,477 that the ballot boxes are now open for your votes. 666 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,837 So please... 667 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,117 ♪ Vote wisely ♪ 668 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,757 Charlie, stop! 669 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,920 Well done, Auntie Sandra. 670 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,517 -Oh! -Stay back. 671 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,957 Put the lighter down, Charlie. 672 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,157 -Look, we know you killed Martin. -No. 673 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,837 Disguising yourself as a scarecrow was an ingenious idea, 674 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,597 but it must have been torture on your sinuses. 675 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,437 You can't prove that was me. 676 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,997 You used the age-old trick of smearing petroleum jelly 677 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,997 under your nose to catch pollen. 678 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,917 And I'm quite sure that we'd find traces on you now. 679 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,557 Martin was stealing from the festival, 680 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,117 and business wasn't good at the shop either, was it? 681 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,157 Was he stealing from you, too? 682 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,517 We found bank documents in his house that he tried to destroy. 683 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,397 Martin never let me look at any of those. 684 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,397 He said I wouldn't understand what it all meant. 685 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,597 But when we received a final notice on the rent, 686 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,077 I had to see what was wrong. 687 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,439 Instead, I realised the truth. 688 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,357 What do you think you're doing? 689 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,597 You've been stealing... 690 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,757 from the festival, from the shop, all this time. 691 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,997 Don't be stupid. 692 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,957 You let me believe it was my fault. 693 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,117 But it was you. 694 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,597 You ungrateful brat. 695 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,437 How long have I looked after you? 696 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,237 Wait. 697 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,440 Did you do this to Mum, too? 698 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,357 That's why she was almost bankrupt. 699 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,760 She blamed herself, and then she... 700 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,920 When everyone finds out... 701 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,759 And who would believe you? 702 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,559 Come here, you... 703 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,597 He made her think it was all her fault, 704 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,920 and she killed herself out of the shame. 705 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,997 I don't have a mum because of him. 706 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,717 So it was revenge. 707 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,477 I wanted justice... 708 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,879 for Mum. 709 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,037 But it wasn't enough. 710 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,077 You wanted to bring the festival down with you. 711 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,877 The whole thing's a sham. 712 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,757 Oh, Martin said it was for such a good cause, 713 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,997 but the only person he was helping was himself. 714 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,317 But you're not like that, Charlie. 715 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,757 You care about what's right and wrong. 716 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,077 Don't you come any closer! 717 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,077 Look, you said that you wanted justice, 718 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,917 but this is not the way. 719 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,197 Please, put the lighter down. 720 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,677 What would your mum think? 721 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,997 She's gone because of Martin. 722 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,917 Don't you think Martin's caused enough pain and destruction? 723 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,277 Don't be like him. 724 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,557 You care about the people around you. 725 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,357 And they care about you. 726 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,637 No, it doesn't matter. 727 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,477 Of course it does. 728 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,277 Think about what this would do to Sandra 729 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,557 and this whole community. 730 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,997 Don't do it. 731 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,397 It's too late. 732 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,837 It's never too late to try. 733 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,439 You can make things better. 734 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,837 I just... 735 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,277 just wanted to make things right. 736 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,799 We know. 737 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,239 Thank you. 738 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,477 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your patience 739 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,677 whilst we resolved an urgent police matter. 740 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,037 You'll have heard that Charlie Sanderson 741 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:32,837 has been arrested for reasons that put our festival to shame. 742 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,717 Oh, that's putting it lightly. 743 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,317 Thank you, Vera. 744 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:42,197 Please do cast your vote for the future of our festival, 745 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:49,237 because I believe... I believe that we can turn this around. 746 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:53,397 Should you not hang up your scarecrows for good, 747 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:57,757 I promise to restore this festival to its former glory. 748 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,397 Well, with all that said, 749 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,477 let's crack on with the grand prize ceremony. 750 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,357 And how about a round of applause 751 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,159 for our four wonderful contestants and finalists? 752 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,717 We have Clementine Bell, Sister Reginald, 753 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,997 Alan Yarrow, Sandra Hubbard. 754 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,557 And don't you go forgetting, you chaps, 755 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,519 that only one of you gets to take the grand prize home. 756 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,517 Anyway... 757 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,717 after much deliberation, 758 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,237 it gives me enormous pleasure 759 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,280 to present this grand prize to... 760 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,280 Sandra Hubbard! 761 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,039 Thank you. 762 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,397 Well done. 763 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,797 Oh, thank you. 764 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,317 Yes, I thought you'd have clinched it. 765 00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:00,157 Oh, well, I only really entered to impress Martin, so... 766 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:04,719 Well, you impressed me. Your Rapunzel was magnificent. 767 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,077 Apart from the tatty sleeve. 768 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,917 Nonsense. 769 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,357 I'll need some help in the dress shop 770 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,117 when I finally open. 771 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,797 You mean me? 772 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,477 No, but Margaret in the village 773 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,197 is really good with a sewing needle. 774 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,037 Of course I mean you. 775 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,599 Oh! Thank you. 776 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,037 I really thought we had it in the bag. 777 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,917 Well, there's... there's always next year. 778 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,877 Mm. Time to think big. 779 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,837 How about Last Supper, all the disciples? 780 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,877 Yes, well, we'll have to start stockpiling straw then, Sister. 781 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,717 Assuming that the festival is happening next year. 782 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,717 Ah! You've got to be in it to win it. 783 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,359 Yes. 784 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,037 Ahh! 785 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,397 It's gonna be close. 786 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,277 This beer tent has addled their brains. 787 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,757 Well, we've counted the votes, and it seems to be a tie. 788 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,477 Oh. 789 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,477 I don't know what the protocol is. 790 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,397 Did you vote, Sarge? 791 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,597 No, erm, I was pre-occupied with the killer scarecrow. 792 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,117 Sir, we've got another one here. 793 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,440 -Come on. -You know what to do. 794 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,239 Just remember to do what's best for the community. 795 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,160 We have a decision... 796 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:55,957 The Great Slaughter Scarecrow Festival... 797 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,637 will continue! 798 00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,679 -Hooray! -Hooray! 799 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,597 And seeing how you're such a fan, 800 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,599 you can be the official liaison again next year. 801 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,517 Can you forgive me, Mrs. Clam? 802 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,039 Well, of course, I blame you for being a bad influence. 803 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,197 Man of the hour. 804 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,837 Right, this deserves another round. 805 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,597 Oh, yes, make mine a shandy. 806 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,517 I'm in the mood to celebrate. 807 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,357 Oh, I'm so proud of you, Auntie Sandra. 808 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,157 Ah, finally! I can get back to some real journalism. 809 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,637 Enough with all these silly scarecrows. 810 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,117 Not that I was scared. 811 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,239 -Aah! -Aah! 812 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,437 Oh, get up. 813 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,600 Peggy! 814 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,437 Boo! 815 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,917 You stop! Stop! 816 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,677 You're a madwoman! 817 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,879 Get away from me! 818 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,079 Aah!