1 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,377 Gentlemen, we are here to do homage... 2 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,079 to one who has filled the bottle of achievement... 3 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,985 one who rose to the top... 4 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,853 uh, just like our cream. 5 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:08,052 This man has faithfully delivered our products... 6 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,723 achieving a record for which we may all be justly proud... 7 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,734 the unbelievable record of 428 points. 8 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,429 Mr. Levinson, I congratulate you. 9 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,802 Thank you. And now, fellas, l... 10 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,807 Uh... Mr. Levinson thanks you, I'm sure. 11 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,399 And there are others among you... 12 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,137 who are deserving of honorable mention. 13 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:30,376 You, Mr. Ackerman, for your splendid record of 397 points. 14 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,247 But there is another man... 15 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,149 who has been with us but a short time... 16 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:37,018 but in that short time has achieved a wonderful record. 17 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:40,548 I congratulate you, Mr. Snodgrass. 18 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:44,996 And you, Mr. Scott, are deserving of honorable mention. 19 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:46,622 And you. And you. 20 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:49,190 And you. And... 21 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,664 I'll see you later. 22 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:57,267 Now, just a moment's chat about the pulse of our public... 23 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,027 Now, in this area here, we find... 24 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,730 In this area here, we find that our sales... 25 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,204 I say, in this area... 26 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:37,647 our sales are falling far below what they should. 27 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,049 There is no reason... 28 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,058 Please. 29 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,331 Please. 30 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:01,328 We find in this area here that our business is falling off... 31 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:05,343 while that of our competitors seems to on the increase... 32 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:12,150 As I was saying, that in this area... 33 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:14,743 In this area, I'm telling you... 34 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,381 that we find our shares are falling below what they should. 35 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:21,518 We are losing all our customers! Now, something is wrong! 36 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,563 Now the question is, what is wrong? 37 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,623 Why is it, I ask you? 38 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,726 There's the reason! I can see it now. 39 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,327 That's what's wrong! 40 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,378 Burleigh, what's the matter with you? 41 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,314 I just drank some ink. You know how that is. 42 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,716 No, I don't. I never drink ink. 43 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,276 Some of the boys been playing tricks on you? 44 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,254 - Who gave you that? - Oh, no one gave it to me, sir. 45 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,517 Well, probably that clown... 46 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,183 who's been doing the hiccoughing in there. 47 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,557 - Oh, no, sir? - How do you know? 48 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,323 Get in there. 49 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,169 Harvest Moon, checkroom. 50 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,574 Hello, sis? You all ready to go? 51 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,134 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm leaving right away. 52 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:15,180 All right, I'll be waiting out in front. 53 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,340 I think it's terrible... 54 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:17,883 little girl waiting out in front. 55 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,417 Heh. Me, too. 56 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,578 Yes, Burleigh. Uh-huh. 57 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,849 Well, I'll be there anytime you say. 58 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:26,551 - So will I. - Heh. Me, too. 59 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,526 Don't worry. I'll be there. 60 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,391 I think the guy ought to stay home. 61 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,158 Me, too. 62 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:33,823 Good-bye. 63 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,561 You know, I'm glad you're through... 64 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,102 'cause I was gettin' a little tired. 65 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,194 Heh heh... 66 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,863 Yes, I know... you, too. 67 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,304 Ha ha ha ha ha! 68 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:44,343 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 69 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:51,346 Pardon me. You gave us the wrong hats. 70 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:52,975 Ohh, that's very funny. 71 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:55,111 If you tell me where the act's playing... 72 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,815 I'll try and miss it. 73 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:57,947 Ha ha ha. 74 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,286 Yeah. 75 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,650 We like you. 76 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,162 We don't. 77 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,664 Listen, what happened? Did you lose your address book? 78 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:07,757 Yes. 79 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,029 - Yes, what? - Yes, ma'am. 80 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,469 Hmm. That's what I thought. Good night. 81 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,028 Where you going? 82 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,009 You give me my hat. 83 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:20,671 Heh heh. 84 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:22,874 Give me my hat. 85 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,509 Listen, I've got a great idea. 86 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,678 Let's all go over to your house. 87 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,985 Did it ever occur to you that I might be somebody's sister? 88 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,615 Hello, sis. 89 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:34,421 Listen, I'm warning you! 90 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,291 My brother's a very tough man. 91 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:37,920 She's got a brother 92 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:41,125 She's got a brother, she's got a brother 93 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,360 Burleigh! 94 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,527 All fall down 95 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,264 Burleigh! 96 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,305 Burleigh! 97 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:47,703 - Burleigh! Burleigh! - Burleigh! Burleigh! 98 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,639 - Burleigh! - Burleigh! 99 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,836 Burleigh! Burleigh! 100 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,378 - Burleigh! - Burleigh! 101 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,437 What's happening? What's the matter? 102 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,881 Say, you fellas can't do this. 103 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:00,350 - Who are you? - Well, I'm her brother. 104 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,478 How do we know? 105 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,146 Yeah, yeah. Can you identify yourself? 106 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:04,189 Huh? 107 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,385 It's a serious thing, posing as somebody's brother. 108 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,223 What's your name? 109 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,593 Puddin' 'n' Tain. Ask me again, I'll tell you the same. 110 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:12,722 Raaah! 111 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,323 Oh, Burleigh, let's get out of here! 112 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,800 You hear what he said? He started it. 113 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:17,995 He put it on himself! 114 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,537 Come on, Burleigh. You're outnumbered. 115 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,539 No, they're probably gangsters. Should be arrested. 116 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:24,735 I've got to do my duty as an American citizen. 117 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,675 Give me that again. What's your name? 118 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,875 Joe Monroe. Ask me again, you still won't know. 119 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,212 He said it again! 120 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,277 He repeated! He repeated! 121 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:38,721 I'll give him a last chance to make a dying statement. 122 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,725 This is silly, Burleigh, and dangerous. 123 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,488 It's all right, sis. I know a million of 'em. 124 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,496 He can't get away with that. 125 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,498 This is it. What's your name? 126 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:49,865 Poo Poo Padoo... that's who I am. And who are you? 127 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,369 That's it! 128 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,163 Fight! Fight! 129 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,765 In front of the club! 130 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,242 Hurry, hurry! Let's go see the fight! 131 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,710 Who's fighting? 132 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,950 Everyone, get down on the ground! 133 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:11,012 Now, any of you mugs know these mugs? 134 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,058 I don't know this guy. But this guy... 135 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,922 is the middleweight champion of the world. 136 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:18,721 Hey, I'd like to shake the hand... 137 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,358 of the man that knocked out the middleweight champion! 138 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,731 So would I! 139 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,497 Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 140 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:27,300 Middleweight champion knocked out by truck driver! 141 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:29,773 Read all about it! Extra! 142 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,281 Well, they kind of got you in a spot, ain't they, Gabby? 143 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,180 Yeah. Every time I leave town, something happens! 144 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,513 That is news. As a rule... 145 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,109 something happens, and then you leave town. 146 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,917 Oh, I see. Wise guy. I though you were a faithful reporter. 147 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,423 Listen, I don't want to hear any more... 148 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:46,981 Aw, inside, inside. You'll lose it. 149 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,425 Ha ha ha. Come on, let's get out of here. 150 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,398 Speed. 151 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,994 Oh, Speed. 152 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:20,887 Oh... 153 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,027 Spider! Spider! 154 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,662 Wait! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 155 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,900 Wait a minute. It's me, Spider! 156 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,535 How did I get this mouse? 157 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,977 Ooh. I don't know. 158 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,982 I wasn't with you. 159 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,176 Oh. 160 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,851 - Yes, you were. - Was I? 161 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,718 Of course you... 162 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,985 Weren't you? 163 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,027 What? 164 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,459 What? 165 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,624 You shouldn't come in here when Gabby's out of town. 166 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,464 He might think it wasn't on the level. 167 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,096 He wouldn't understand anything that was. 168 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,868 - Good morning, Plato. - Plato what? 169 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,502 Let's keep it simple. How did you get that? 170 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:13,909 Oh, uh... this? 171 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,642 Oh, you see, uh, I was shadowboxing... 172 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,308 And the shadow won? 173 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,376 No, no. You see, it was like this. 174 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,820 Uh, uh... Spider came in, and we started to spar... 175 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,357 and... and I ran into one. 176 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,393 Where were you when I called last night? 177 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,124 - Uh... in the shower. - Tub. 178 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,496 More accidents happen in bathrooms. 179 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,558 Look. 180 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,867 That's the story of the lion and the mouse. 181 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,031 It's a lie! 182 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,904 Then sue the paper. 183 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,773 What's it say? 184 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,475 "Truck driver knocks out champion." 185 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,608 Ooh, it must be some other mug. 186 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,550 Yeah, some other middleweight champion. 187 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,247 There ain't no other middleweight champ. 188 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,414 Not officially. 189 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,650 Listen, Ann, be a pal. 190 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,954 You're not gonna say anything to Gabby about this, are you? 191 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,619 He reads just as easy. 192 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,993 Oh, but he's in Philadelphi. 193 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:08,192 I hear they got a paper there now. 194 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,237 Gabby, you're his manager, aren't you? 195 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:15,898 I'll give you a statement in ten minutes! 196 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,704 Well, it better be ten minutes, or we'll write one of our own. 197 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,267 Yeah, but you don't know what it means... 198 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,040 to lose your reputation, walk down the street... 199 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,740 and have the whole town talkin' about you. 200 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:23,839 No? Heh. 201 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,440 Well, twelve years ago in my hometown... 202 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,917 I went on a hayride. 203 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,682 - What's that got to do with it? - Nothing... 204 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,723 except they're still talking about it. 205 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,281 Let me see that. 206 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,623 Oh, that'll be all right in a few days. 207 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:39,195 Oh, hello, Daddy. 208 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,291 Remind me to ask you later what you were doing in here with him. 209 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,598 I wish you cared. 210 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,137 Well... 211 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,435 You dumb cluck. You thick-skulled gorilla. 212 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,672 What do you think I'm feeding you for? 213 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:55,873 Why didn't you watch him?! 214 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,381 Well, what do you got to say for yourself? 215 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,281 - I got a headache. - Shut up! 216 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,444 And you... you... 217 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,511 the middleweight champion of the world. 218 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:07,355 Heh. Yesterday, you had a title worth $1 million. 219 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,620 Today, it isn't worth a nickel. 220 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,322 I'm in Philly, signing you up to beat Kid Miller for 20 Gs. 221 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,457 I got the pen in my hand all ready to sign, and what happens? 222 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:18,060 Yeah. That's what I want to know... what happened?! 223 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,264 He wants to know what happened. 224 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,000 Heh. They want to know what happened. 225 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,132 Sure, they want to know. 226 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,233 The lobby's crawling with reporters... 227 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,504 and I gotta give them a statement! 228 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,809 You better get a story ready. We're gonna need it. Hello? 229 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,007 Now, listen, Willard... 230 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,743 I said I'd give you a statement in ten minutes. 231 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:34,251 - Well, I always keep my word. - Uh-oh. 232 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,151 I said ten minutes, didn't I? 233 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,050 The rats are coming up in five. 234 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,593 Well, come on, let's have it! Come on, come on! 235 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,855 Listen, Gabby, it was like this. 236 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,420 Spider and I were walking down the street... 237 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,989 and... and up comes a guy. 238 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,227 And what a guy. 239 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:52,236 Right. Gabby, he was the biggest guy I ever saw. 240 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,933 Bigger! Boss, he was bigger than Canary. 241 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,841 Yeah, yeah, with hands as big as watermelons. 242 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,378 How did he wind his watch? 243 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,710 Speed looked like this alongside of him. 244 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,545 I had to jump up in the air to hit him. 245 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,914 Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. 246 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,680 This is serious. A big guy, huh? 247 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:08,777 - Yeah. - Yeah. 248 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,321 "Middleweight knocked out by heavyweight." 249 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,323 That's an angle. 250 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,415 Grab it, Spider. 251 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:15,426 Why, he outweighs Speed fifty pounds. 252 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,518 Got a good right hand. 253 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:17,687 What'll I say? 254 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,697 Say hello. They'll pick it up from there. 255 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,289 Hello? 256 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,325 Who? 257 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,836 He is?! 258 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,173 The truck driver, Burleigh Sullivan... 259 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,299 is on his way up. 260 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,843 Let's all hide under the bed. 261 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,402 Now, be calm, everybody, be calm. 262 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,038 Now, the big stiff is on his way up. 263 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,707 The reporters are downstairs... great. 264 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,011 We'll get a picture of the two of you. 265 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,712 You know, like they do... big, little guy? 266 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,721 Hey, the public gets one look at you... 267 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:46,417 alongside of that big bruiser, why, you'll even get sympathy. 268 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,016 You know what we can do, don't you? 269 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,755 Why, say, we could take that man-mountain and... 270 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,093 Well? What do you want? 271 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,695 L... I'm Burleigh Sullivan. 272 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,263 It's a lie. 273 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,036 Hands as big as watermelons, huh? 274 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,770 Come in, Sullivan. 275 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,779 Hello there. 276 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,787 No, you don't. 277 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,552 Now I got him. Now I got him. 278 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,990 Go on, get the press. Get the press. 279 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,584 I'll lay him out as flat as a piece of linoleum. 280 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:23,821 Hit him over here in the sunlight... 281 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,158 so the boys can photograph the body. 282 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,289 Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 283 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,662 Before you make any more mistakes... 284 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:28,722 Wait a minute. 285 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,098 Are you sure that you're the man... 286 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,727 that knocked out our Mr. McFarland? 287 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:32,771 Uh, yes, ma'am. 288 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,100 Why, you dirty little worm! 289 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,437 Easy, easy! We got to find out what happened... 290 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,032 before they get up here. Now, start talking! 291 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,135 In the first place, you gotta cut out all this rough stuff. 292 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,612 - All right, cut it out. - That's better. 293 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:43,807 All right, get started. 294 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,317 Well... you've all read the papers? 295 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,910 - We glanced through them. - Rubbin' it in, huh? 296 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,046 There he goes again. 297 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,852 Shut up! All right, come on. 298 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,655 Now, I don't know how you folks feel about all this... 299 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,161 but it's got me worried. 300 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,198 - You're looking well. - Oh, thank you. 301 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:04,066 This thing was partly my fault. All right if I sit down? 302 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,501 Yeah. 303 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,606 Now, I'll tell you just how it started. 304 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,166 You see, I've never had my name in the papers. 305 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,838 When I saw a chance to get in the headlines... 306 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,576 whew! You don't know what that did to me. 307 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,709 See, I lead a very simple life. 308 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,013 I'll bet you do. 309 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:25,250 Hmm. At the dairy, I'm only 120-pointer. 310 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,757 That's bad, huh? 311 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,520 Oh, it's awful. 312 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,030 And then, out of the clear sky, this thing happened last night. 313 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,530 You know? 314 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,534 And as all those reporters came running up to me... 315 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,696 I said, "Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!" 316 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,003 And, heh, well, I guess I was carried away. 317 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,838 Well, now we're getting somewhere. 318 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,979 - It's the telephone. - Yeah. 319 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:52,843 Eh? 320 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,283 Comin' upstairs? 321 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,581 Hey. 322 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,746 Oh, wait a minute. 323 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,414 Come on, let him alone. Let him alone. 324 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,357 Tell the boy I'll give him 5 bucks to stall the elevator. 325 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,156 Now, come on. Let's get down to cases. 326 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,855 How did the champ get knocked out? 327 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,921 Oh. When I was a little boy... 328 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,660 Listen. Do you have to go back that far? 329 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,931 Now, please don't stop me. He's nervous, isn't he? 330 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,097 What do you suggest? 331 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,903 - Well, warm milk's very good. - No, he's tried that. 332 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,637 Listen, come on, let's get going. 333 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,407 Um, well, when I was a little boy... 334 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,175 Can't you start when you were a little older? 335 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,045 Oh, no, I gotta start when I'm a little boy. 336 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,950 We got no time to wait for you to grow up! 337 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,818 Aw, now I'm all rattled. 338 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,016 Now you've got him all rattled. 339 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,354 Aw, come on. 340 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,155 Come on and tell Ann all about it. 341 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,320 Just once. 342 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:40,559 Well, when I was a little boy, I was sort of puny. 343 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,362 Hey... you can get in on this. 344 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,663 All right, thanks. 345 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,432 The big boys used to pick on me. 346 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,440 They threw things at me... bricks and tomatoes. 347 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,033 You know, like kids do. So I learned to duck. 348 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,237 To what? 349 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,280 To duck. Hmm. 350 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,440 See what I mean? Oh, I had to. 351 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,915 I finally got so good at it... 352 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,475 that I could put my hands in my pockets and... 353 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,588 Bet the kids pennies they couldn't knock my hat off. 354 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,215 They couldn't, either. 355 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,624 You know, once, I made enough to take my mother... 356 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,663 and my sister Mae to the picture show. 357 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,324 - Say, you met her last night. - Look here. 358 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,493 I'm trying to find out how the champ got knocked out... 359 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,628 and you keep talking about milk and puny babies and movies! 360 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,071 Now, this isn't gonna get you anywhere. 361 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,733 How'd you like to have me do that to you? 362 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,208 That's all right. Go ahead. 363 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,268 Now I don't know where I was. 364 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,838 Now, listen, Sully, you were a puny little boy... 365 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,714 and you took your mother and sister to a picture show. 366 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,378 Now do you remember? 367 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,183 Oh, yes. 368 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,554 I even remember the picture. 369 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,616 You remember the one where the man... 370 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,628 Iocked the girl in his cabin and he chased her round and round? 371 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:45,924 Oh, that one? Yes. 372 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,090 - You do? - Yes. 373 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,828 How did it end? My mother took me home. 374 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,563 Take the witness. 375 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,729 Now, look here. Pay attention to me. 376 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,240 Now, listen, don't let your mind wander. 377 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,606 - Keep it in a straight line. - They're comin' up the stairs! 378 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,770 You hear what he said? They're comin' up the stairs. 379 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,609 Listen, you gotta think. You gotta think! 380 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,773 You gotta concentr... 381 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,407 Listen, you got us all nuts around here. 382 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,644 The first thing you know... 383 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,117 you'll be telling me you didn't knock him out! 384 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,449 - I didn't. - That's what I said. 385 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:10,681 What's that you said? 386 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,053 I said I didn't knock him out. 387 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,024 Everybody hear that? Did you all hear that? 388 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,856 He didn't knock him out! Hey! 389 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,691 That's our angle. That's our out. 390 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,788 Ann, open the door and let the press in! 391 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,059 You didn't knock him out. 392 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,122 No. 393 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,532 - You don't deny it. - No. 394 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,001 What are you gonna tell the press? 395 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,062 - He knocked him out. - It's a lie! 396 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,903 So, you hung it on me! 397 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,499 You weren't with me last night, huh? 398 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,010 Really! Cross my heart, he did! 399 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,512 He can't get away with that! 400 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,775 Cut it out, now! 401 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,043 Go on, muzzle him! 402 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,846 Ohh! Hey, cut it out. 403 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,579 What are you tryin' to do? Settle down, will you? 404 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:42,984 Yes, if you'll settle down... 405 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,488 I'll explain exactly what happened. 406 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,580 All right, go ahead. 407 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:46,715 Give us the lowdown. 408 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,659 Well, in the first place, he swung at me and missed. 409 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:50,922 I never miss. 410 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,361 Yes, you missed me. Then... 411 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,958 Hey! I can't hit you, huh? 412 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,558 No. 413 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,762 You see what I mean? 414 00:18:58,837 --> 00:18:59,929 There. 415 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,803 You see, Mr. Sloan? That's point number one. 416 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,604 He swung at me and missed. See? 417 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,803 But I never miss! 418 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,338 Hey. 419 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,183 Oh, no. That's not the way to do it... 420 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:23,558 Look, this is the way. See? Like that? 421 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,994 Uh... 422 00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:26,758 Cut this nonsense. 423 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,630 Will you kindly tell me how I got knocked... 424 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,535 Mr. Sloan, that's exactly what happened! 425 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,406 Why, what a story! Twice in one day! 426 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,877 He gave him another demonstration. 427 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,208 Wait a minute. I can explain everything. 428 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,441 He can explain better. 429 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,107 Yeah, but I didn't do it. It was an accident. 430 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,482 - What an accident! - He's right. I did it! 431 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,350 How much did Gabby give you to say that? 432 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,550 Where's that... 433 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,356 Give me that, you press rat! 434 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,623 Give me that! 435 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,221 Get out of here, you buzzards! 436 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,732 Get out of here, you buzzards! 437 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,131 Get out of here! 438 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,113 - Say something. - Uhh. 439 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,350 OK. He'll be all right, doctor. 440 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,724 It's the shock, that's all. What he really needs is sleep. 441 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,787 This'll fix him up. Now, give him a spoonful of that... 442 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,593 and a glass of water. Someone should... 443 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:35,724 Oh, I'll watch him, doctor. 444 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,063 You remember, I looked after him... 445 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,035 the time he got his face caught in a cash register. 446 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,071 Yes. Ha ha. 447 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,230 Well, good night, doctor. 448 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,773 Good night. Good night, gentlemen. 449 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:43,933 Good night. 450 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,442 Come on, doc. Get going, will you? Get going. 451 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,636 - Good night. - Good night. 452 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:47,940 Good night. 453 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,811 I got it. I got it! 454 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,179 What'd the doctor say it was? 455 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,310 Get Sullivan, come on. Get Sullivan. 456 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,614 I got it. I tell ya I got it. 457 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,348 It's an angle, and what an angle! 458 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,912 Come on, get Sullivan, bring him up here. 459 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,357 Bring him up here! Bring him right up here! 460 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,826 That does it! That re... 461 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,487 Oh, dear. 462 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,310 Oh. Heh. 463 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,972 Yeah. OK. 464 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,679 Want your sugar? Huh? Do you? 465 00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:05,723 Well, heh... 466 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,691 how do I know you love me? Hmm? 467 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,192 How do I know you love me? 468 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,888 Oh? Ohh, yes. 469 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:12,827 Now, wait a minute. Wait, now. Wait, now. 470 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,492 Wait, now. Wait, now. Tell me you love me. 471 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,161 That's it. Mmm. Here. 472 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:22,535 Oh. I got some more. 473 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:25,269 Wait a minute. I got some more. Look. 474 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,538 All right, guess which? 475 00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:28,738 Hey, you. 476 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,044 The boss wants to see you. 477 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,606 You're comin' with me. 478 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,174 No, sir. I've got work to do. 479 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,412 Come on! 480 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,751 Anyway, I'm not going up there again... anyway. 481 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,518 What's that? 482 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,388 Once bitten, twice shy. 483 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,621 Huh? Give me that once again. 484 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,356 I don't chew my cabbage twice. 485 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:48,092 So you're startin' that again, huh? 486 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,995 Hey! 487 00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,866 Two against one, huh? 488 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,530 I'll show you. 489 00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,306 Listen, you... Iooky here... 490 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,904 I'm delivering grade-A milk, for better babies. You under... 491 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,448 Gabby won't take no for an answer! 492 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,484 You better cut it out now! 493 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,882 You... 494 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:10,649 you can get in trouble for this, you know! 495 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,321 Ow! 496 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,343 You let me go, now! 497 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,312 Come on, not another word out of you! 498 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,779 You're coming with me! 499 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:40,708 Look out. I got a gun. 500 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:43,118 A gat, huh? 501 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:49,190 Come on, come on! 502 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,354 He's a... he's a dangerous character, officer! 503 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,863 He's a menace to humanity! 504 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,193 Wait a minute, officer! 505 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,632 This... this is a cinch to explain. 506 00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,669 Yeah, I know. I'm a witness. Come on. 507 00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:01,535 Hey, wait a minute! I can get out of this! 508 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,834 Uh-huh. 509 00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:07,476 If that guy can fight a lick... 510 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,104 we'll pack the Garden, or maybe the Polo Grounds. 511 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,239 Or a telephone booth. 512 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:11,680 How about a swig of this sleeping medicine? 513 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,183 He's a natural. We build him a rep... 514 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,082 and he'll be the biggest drawing card since Dempsey. 515 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,620 First, he's gotta knock out a few setups. 516 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:17,655 Starting with you? 517 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:19,485 You got the idea. He knocks over six setups... 518 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:20,991 and then he meets you at the Polo Grounds. 519 00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:23,186 And we have a new champion. 520 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:26,025 That's Spider in the lobby. We're all in glory! 521 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:28,031 Hello, Spider. You got him in the lobby? 522 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:30,624 Well, bring him. What? You're what?! 523 00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:32,795 He's in jail! 524 00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,031 Oh, my... 525 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,471 It's all my fault for trusting a lug like that. 526 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,701 I should've had more sense. 527 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,038 I should've sent somebody with brains. 528 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,077 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 529 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,442 You. Yeah, why don't you go? 530 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,037 - Yeah. Yeah. - That's right. 531 00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,513 Where will I find him? 532 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,175 You stop the first milk wagon you come to... 533 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,048 and if you're still on your feet, you say to yourself... 534 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,313 "That's not him." 535 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:51,082 Yeah. Thanks for the tip. 536 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:56,658 This program is coming to you... 537 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:58,923 through the courtesy of Amalgamated Gas. 538 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:06,930 Will you stop ringing my doorbell? 539 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,768 Did somebody tell you it was halloween? 540 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,467 I tell you, I gotta see your brother. 541 00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,373 And I told you my brother isn't here. 542 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,741 And I don't believe you. 543 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,302 Will you believe me when I tell you... 544 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,405 I'm going to get some sleep? 545 00:25:18,483 --> 00:25:19,677 No. 546 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:31,723 What's the idea? 547 00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:33,855 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was your bell. 548 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:35,126 You ought to be ashamed of yourself... 549 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,292 a big fella like you... 550 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,733 goin' around, ringing people's doorbells. 551 00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:39,736 I said I was sorry. What more can I say? 552 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:42,102 It's not the idea. It's the principle of the thing. 553 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:43,572 My wife's been talkin' for two hours. 554 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:46,543 She finally went to sleep. You come along and wake her up. 555 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:48,408 Well, what am I supposed to do about that? 556 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,005 You're supposed to beat it before I get sore. 557 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:53,550 - Oh, gettin' tough, huh? - Just as tough as you are. 558 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:54,607 Now, wait a minute, buddy. 559 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,017 My business is knocking out people. 560 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:57,418 - Is that so? - Yeah. 561 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,081 And for two cents, I'll let you have one right on... 562 00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:01,717 Hey. I'm in business myself. 563 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:13,436 Come on, buddy. 564 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,268 Let's go. 565 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:40,857 Hello, Speed? You got him in the lobby? 566 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,900 Where are you? 567 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:46,597 Ohh! What have I done to deserve this?! 568 00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:49,640 Every time I pick up this phone, I get bad news! 569 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,074 Well, I'll put a stop to that. 570 00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:00,583 That's two of them in jail! 571 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,019 Or maybe three. 572 00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,697 That's bad. That's no good, you know. 573 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:19,032 That's a misdemeanor. Cops are coming up. 574 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:20,833 What's my angle? What's my out? 575 00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:22,600 Why don't you tell them when you were a little boy... 576 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:24,665 you were kind of puny. That ought to do it. 577 00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:26,176 Yeah. 578 00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:36,480 Agnes. 579 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,717 What's the matter? Get up. 580 00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:46,694 Oh, my. 581 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,437 Oh, no. That can't... 582 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,770 that can't be right. 583 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,435 Oh. Agnes. 584 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,308 Ohh. 585 00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:03,142 Help! 586 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,273 Help! My horse! 587 00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:08,847 Help! 588 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,217 Help! 589 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:17,819 Hello? 590 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:19,693 Hello? Hello? Hello. 591 00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:21,789 May I use your telephone? Yes, I need a doctor. 592 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,026 - Are you hurt? - No, no, no. 593 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:24,898 I'm all right, thank you. Hello? 594 00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:26,960 Hello?! 595 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,232 Hello? 596 00:28:30,308 --> 00:28:33,505 - Oh. Hello? Yes, look... - Why did you dial here? 597 00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:34,772 Just one moment. 598 00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,643 Will you hold the phone? I'm talking to someone. 599 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,205 Yes, here's what I want. I need a... 600 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:39,910 Quit bothering me at this time of night. 601 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:42,714 I'm talking over here to... Yes, I'm trying to explain... 602 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:44,448 No, I'm talking to the other fellow. 603 00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:46,114 One sec... hello? 604 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:47,215 Well, uh... 605 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,624 Hello, here's what... hello?! 606 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:51,787 Hello?! Hello?! 607 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:56,489 Hello! Hello up there! 608 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,865 Go on, get! 609 00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,426 Hey, cut that noise out down there. 610 00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:00,835 What's the matter with you? 611 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,169 Hey, come on! Beat it! I want to go to sleep! 612 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,799 I've got to have a telephone! 613 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:07,543 - A telephone! - Phone? 614 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:08,806 Yes! 615 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,972 Hello? 616 00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:12,346 Uh... hello! 617 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,679 You can use my phone. 618 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,652 - Oh. - 313. Third floor. 619 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,085 Thank you! Thank you very much! 620 00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,417 Yes! 621 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,328 Come in. 622 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,802 - The phone's over there. - Thank you. 623 00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:42,770 - This is sure nice of you. - That's all right. 624 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,678 Hello? Hello? Is this Kinney? 625 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,479 This is Burleigh. Something's happened to Agnes. 626 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,520 Yeah. She's lying in the gutter. 627 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:52,055 Huh? She won't get up! 628 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,353 Yeah, her tongue's hanging out a foot! 629 00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:57,588 Thirsty? Oh, she couldn't be. She's had plenty to drink. 630 00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,596 What she's got's a bellyache. 631 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,359 Yeah, you'd better get her an ambulance. 632 00:30:01,432 --> 00:30:03,297 Uh, this is 56, Lotus Apartments. 633 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:04,426 Yes. 634 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,297 Well, you'd better bring the lady up here or... 635 00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:08,600 Oh, she's not a lady. 636 00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:10,607 I didn't think she was, but if she's sick... 637 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:12,575 it doesn't make a difference what kind of woman she is. 638 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,942 Oh, but Agnes... she's just an old horse. 639 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,002 Oh, I thought... 640 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,604 Well, thank you very much. Thanks a lot. 641 00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,013 Heh. Good-bye. 642 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,379 No, no, the other door. Over there. 643 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:24,080 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 644 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:30,892 Heh. Heh. 645 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:44,964 Hello, Sunflower Dairy? Maybe you can help me out. 646 00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:47,477 One of your men left his cap in my apartment. 647 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:50,013 Oh, about 3:00 this morning. 648 00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,777 No, I don't know his name. 649 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,479 Well, he was about 5'10"... 650 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:57,817 has dark hair and glasses... 651 00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:01,120 and, uh, and a very pleasant smile. 652 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,489 Yes. 653 00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:09,323 Well, if you know who it is... 654 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,300 would you ask him to stop by the Acme Barbershop? 655 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,269 - Manicure! - Manicure! 656 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,313 Aha... 657 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:27,949 - Hello. - Hello. 658 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:31,519 Heh. I was just talking about you. 659 00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:32,988 Heh. Yeah, I know. 660 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,422 Heh. 661 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:36,857 How is Agnes? 662 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:40,955 Oh. She's not very good. I was up with her all night. 663 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,590 Oh, that's too bad. 664 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:45,101 Yeah, I took her to a good doctor, though. 665 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,261 No powder. 666 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:48,362 Well, I hope she'll be all right. 667 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:50,407 - Do you? - Uh-huh. 668 00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:51,908 All through. 669 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:56,072 Hmm? Oh, uh, give me another shave. 670 00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,707 - Another shave? - Yeah. 671 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,894 Hey! Hey! 672 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,557 You let me go! Cut it out, now! 673 00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:15,360 Stop it! Help! 674 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,866 Uhh! Uhh! 675 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,301 You give me back my pants! Give me my pa... 676 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:20,428 Pardon me. 677 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:21,563 Oh, don't mind me. 678 00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:23,436 I used to work with the Four Flying Fagins. 679 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:24,668 Turn around. 680 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:26,369 Well, there's one thing in his favor... 681 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,742 he's got a front and a back. What do you think? 682 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,337 Wrap him in a horse blanket till the bell rings. 683 00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:33,248 - Say, what is this? - Gotta take some of that off. 684 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:36,082 And you can't do that! I know where I'm low on... 685 00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:38,952 Soft as a bag of dead mice. 686 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:39,990 It's no soap, Gabby. 687 00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,753 That string bean couldn't lick Zasu Pitts. 688 00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:43,657 It's gotta work! He's gotta fight somebody in thirty days. 689 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,525 It's our only out! 690 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:49,926 He's gotta fight somebody. 691 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:52,026 Hey. Hey. 692 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,502 Might I say something? 693 00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:56,039 Quiet, boys. He wants to say something. 694 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:58,439 I'm sorry, but I just don't want to fight. 695 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:01,876 Ha ha ha ha. Listen, Burleigh, I'm your friend. 696 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,413 I'm Honest Gabby Sloan. 697 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,539 I'm trying to do you a favor... 698 00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:05,809 - You're not... - Wait a minute! 699 00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:08,351 - You haven't heard me yet! - Nervous. 700 00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:11,354 Get a picture of this... you're up to here in dough... 701 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,220 you've got a string of big cars from here to Boyle's Half-Acre. 702 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:16,055 The dames are doing nip-ups over you in the street. 703 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,355 The crowds are pointing at you. 704 00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:18,622 They're yelling, "There he goes!" 705 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:19,685 - Who? - You. 706 00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:20,731 Why? 707 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:23,358 Because you're the big shot! You're fighting for the title. 708 00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,028 It's the Polo Grounds. 80,000 people are going batty. 709 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:28,470 - There goes the bell. - I'll answer it. 710 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,632 There goes the gong. You're at him like a tiger. 711 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,903 He leads. The Tiger ducks. That's you. You're the Tiger. 712 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:34,137 He leads again. The Tiger ducks again. 713 00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:35,372 - No, no. - No, what? 714 00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:37,437 That's nothing like it. Here, I'll show you. 715 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:38,812 You gotta get that knee action, see? 716 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:41,351 Now, here. Relax. You're a bundle of nerves. 717 00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:43,319 Mm. Come on, give it here. Give. 718 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:46,118 That's better. That's it... 719 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,885 Don't you want to learn how to duck? 720 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,153 We're back in the Polo Grounds. 721 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:50,717 The Tiger leads a left, a right, a left. 722 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,888 - 90,000 people are... - 80,000. 723 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,591 All right, 80,000. That's one for you. 724 00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:57,429 - 80,000 people are... - And not quite 80,000. 725 00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:59,595 What do you mean by, "Not quite 80,000"? 726 00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:01,262 Because I won't be there. 727 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:02,931 Two up for him, and game. 728 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,531 Talk isn't gonna do this monkey any good... 729 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:05,769 but I'll show you what will! 730 00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,504 Now I got you. Now I got you! 731 00:34:07,578 --> 00:34:09,239 Try this one on your piano. 732 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,376 Why, you big hoodlum. 733 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:15,681 You big, Swiss bell-ringer. 734 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,880 I don't like dames that hit gentlemen. 735 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,083 Another ducker? 736 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,786 Burleigh, what are they doing to you? 737 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,157 They're trying to make a fighter out of me. 738 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,422 We wasn't doin' nothing. 739 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:27,555 You get out of here! All of you get out of here! 740 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:28,860 Brooklyn hospitality. 741 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:31,163 - You're a bunch of hoodlums. - Who's a hoodlum?! 742 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,465 - He's the worst. - I ain't no hoodlum! 743 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:34,732 Get out of here! 744 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,740 The little lady is right. 745 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,944 My apologies and my regrets, Miss Sullivan. 746 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:48,151 - Uh, uh, Burleigh. - Yes? 747 00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:50,449 Just one thing before I go. 748 00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,614 If you think of me at all, Burleigh... 749 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:54,715 try to remember me as... 750 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,225 as honest Gabby Sloan. 751 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:57,522 All right. 752 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,590 Who came to lay a future in your lap... 753 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,463 a future that you'd be proud of... 754 00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:06,970 that your lovely sister would be proud of... 755 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,164 and that that... 756 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,800 that dear, sweet-faced, kindly old lady would be proud of. 757 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:12,968 Hmm? 758 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,845 You know, Burleigh, I sometimes wonder... 759 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:19,849 if we're half the men our mothers hoped we'd be. 760 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,179 Hmm... 761 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,516 I'll bet your mother's a sweet little woman. 762 00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:25,215 Yeah. She's been having a little trouble... 763 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:28,315 with her kidneys lately. Hasn't she, sis? 764 00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:30,485 You know, Burleigh, that's uncanny. 765 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:34,156 If I didn't know, I'd swear that that was my mother. 766 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:37,065 Maybe it is your mother. It was here when we moved in. 767 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,935 Maybe that's your father. He was here, too. 768 00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:43,030 Pardon me. That's my horse. 769 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:46,667 How about a glass of warm milk? 770 00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:52,711 Hello? 771 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,717 But she was sick, Mr. Kinney. 772 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:56,912 I had to take her to the hospital. 773 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,081 Yes, I know those things cost money. 774 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,318 Oh, Burleigh? Did I hear you say you needed cash? 775 00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:02,723 What?! 776 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,727 Oh, you couldn't sell her hide. 777 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:06,023 No, Mr. Kinney... 778 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,428 I'm not trying to tell you how to run your business. 779 00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:08,760 Go ahead and tell him. What do you care? 780 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,391 But you can't do that to Agnes! 781 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:12,197 What? All right, fire me, then. 782 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,135 But she's worth more than that to me alive. 783 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:17,333 Huh? No, I've never had that much money in my whole life. 784 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:19,535 Have I, sis? No! But I'll get it. 785 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:20,804 Hang up on the rat! 786 00:36:20,878 --> 00:36:22,038 Oh, don't listen to him, Burleigh. 787 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:23,205 You'll get that money. 788 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:24,543 You... you... How? 789 00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:27,482 - By signing a contract with me... - Hold the wire. 790 00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:28,917 But a fortune! 791 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:30,886 For a few moments' pleasant employment... 792 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:33,219 in a cool, airy arena. 793 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:34,986 I'll do it. 794 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,032 Good morning. 795 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,300 Good mo... 796 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,739 good morning. 797 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:54,835 - Where's Spider? - At the ring. 798 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:56,675 Oh. Heh. 799 00:36:57,915 --> 00:36:59,746 My, you look lovely this morning. 800 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:00,909 And vice-versa. 801 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:02,680 Oh, thank you. Heh. 802 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,685 Oh. 803 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,100 Oh, Tiger? 804 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,365 We always use the bridge. 805 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,670 Oh, yeah. Heh. 806 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,686 - Hello. - Ahh. 807 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:43,319 You perspire easy, don't you? 808 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:44,452 No, l... l... 809 00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:46,553 Never mind that. Where'd you get those? 810 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:47,655 Elastic broke... 811 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,529 Never mind that, too. Let's get going. 812 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,465 It's your first fight. The bell rings... 813 00:37:51,535 --> 00:37:52,627 you come out fightin'... 814 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,330 you mix it up in the middle of the ring. 815 00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:57,033 He's throws a right, you duck. He throws a left, you duck. 816 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,770 Suddenly, the crowd goes nuts. There's a guy down. 817 00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:02,404 Not you. He's down, and he's out. 818 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,916 Eight, nine, ten! And you're the winner. 819 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,757 Don't you think that we ought to practice losing? 820 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:16,486 Don't worry. You'll win. 821 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,661 Give me that. 822 00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:22,799 How's that? 823 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:24,061 Fine. 824 00:38:38,249 --> 00:38:39,910 Now, keep it on. 825 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:45,254 I know two fellas once that got into the same spot. 826 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,723 Six months later, they got the gloves away from them. 827 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,817 They're all right now. 828 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,761 Have I got to go on with this? 829 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,767 You can't quit. Think of your career. 830 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,542 It's the monotony of the thing that's getting me down. 831 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,480 All right, let's see. Where were we? 832 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:15,314 Oh, yeah. You're the win... 833 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,286 Oh, no. You win. And to look good... 834 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,720 you give 'em the old business. 835 00:39:18,789 --> 00:39:20,848 You give 'em that, you give 'em this... 836 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,792 and to top it, you give 'em this. 837 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,227 See? Now we'll start from the beginning. 838 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,891 The bell rings. I'm the other fella. 839 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:30,194 Put 'em up. 840 00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:33,928 Ain't you ever fought? 841 00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:35,266 Uh-uh. 842 00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:38,836 All right. 843 00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:45,575 Now make a face. 844 00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:48,049 Nah, no. 845 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:50,087 Make a face to scare him. 846 00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:51,348 Like yours? 847 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:54,585 - I never scare nobody. - You scare me. 848 00:39:54,658 --> 00:39:56,489 Aw, put 'em up. 849 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,187 All right, I'm the other fella. 850 00:39:58,262 --> 00:40:01,993 You come in swinging. One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 851 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,556 Start swinging. 852 00:40:03,634 --> 00:40:05,602 Oh, no. I might hurt you. 853 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:08,661 I'll take a chance. I'm very game. 854 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,536 All right. 855 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,872 One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 856 00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:14,968 One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 857 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:16,979 One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 858 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,344 One, two, boom... 859 00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:21,644 What's holding you up? 860 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,813 Nah, nah, get tough. Give it all you got. 861 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:25,981 Oh, no. 862 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,149 Come on, start swingin'. 863 00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:29,522 All right. 864 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:41,398 Now what? 865 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:43,440 That's all. I quit. 866 00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:49,279 - Oh, Tiger? - Yeah. 867 00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:50,904 - Or are you too busy? - Huh? 868 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:52,539 No. No, no. 869 00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:55,343 Do you know how to dance? 870 00:40:55,419 --> 00:40:57,512 Dance? Yes. At the sunflower, you know, we used to... 871 00:40:57,588 --> 00:41:00,682 Yeah, I'm convinced. How do you hold a girl? 872 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,020 Like that. 873 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,320 Now close your fists. 874 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:04,452 Now dance. 875 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:06,826 Without music? 876 00:41:06,897 --> 00:41:08,023 Ahem. 877 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:11,064 Tra la la-la... 878 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:12,432 Now, wait a minute. Now, listen. 879 00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:13,731 Tra la-la-la 880 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:14,793 Boom, boom. 881 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:17,363 Tra la la-la 882 00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:18,635 Boom, boom. 883 00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:20,973 Tra la la-la 884 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,410 Boom, boom. 885 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,779 Tra la la-la la 886 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:28,978 La la la, boom, boom, boom 887 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:30,884 Tra la la-la la-la 888 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:32,422 La la-la la la-la 889 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,684 Tra la la-la la-la 890 00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:35,190 La la-la la la-la 891 00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:37,727 Tra la la la la la la-la la la-la... 892 00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:38,955 This is what I tell him... 893 00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:41,088 "Dear Joe, we'll be in Detroit on the ninth. 894 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,393 "Don't worry about the weight. 895 00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,400 "He'll make it with a quart of milk in each hand." 896 00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:45,935 Ha ha! It's all set, Speed. 897 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,971 Chicago on the fourth, Detroit on the ninth. 898 00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:50,404 La la-la la la-la 899 00:41:50,474 --> 00:41:52,442 Tra la la-la la-la la la-a la la-la 900 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,671 Tra la la-la la-la la la-a la la-la... 901 00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:56,838 Why can't I just punch him in the nose in public... 902 00:41:56,914 --> 00:41:58,347 and get it over with? 903 00:41:58,415 --> 00:41:59,882 The way you talk, Speed... 904 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,384 is the difference between a smart guy and a grape nut. 905 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,683 Uh-oh. Look what's coming to our house. 906 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:08,520 Yes, and coming to make trouble. 907 00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:09,957 Now, get a hold of them. Stop them... 908 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:11,289 and keep them away from that waltzing mouse. 909 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,490 Now, listen, Speed. That sister's plenty tough. 910 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:16,328 Make a play for her, and if she falls for you... 911 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,662 she'll be a cinch to handle. 912 00:42:17,735 --> 00:42:19,794 Turn on that 160 pounds of personality. 913 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,428 And if you want to put her in a good humor... 914 00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:23,905 tell her I broke my leg and you had to shoot me. 915 00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:30,207 Hey! 916 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:32,181 Where do you think you're going? 917 00:42:32,249 --> 00:42:33,443 There's Polly and Mae! 918 00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:36,350 So what? Dames and fighters don't mix. 919 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:37,580 That's what he found out. 920 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:39,714 - Oh! - Come on. Keep calm. 921 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:41,223 But I want to say hello to them! 922 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,350 Keep cool. 923 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:43,893 Take him over and give him a shower. 924 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:45,588 While you're there, take one yourself. 925 00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:46,630 Hey, I'm... 926 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,824 What can you lose? Look. 927 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:53,563 Oh, don't worry, Polly. I'll do the talking. 928 00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:54,968 I'll tell that Gabby Sloan that... 929 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:56,700 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 930 00:42:56,774 --> 00:42:59,538 Hmm. That means we're welcome. Miss Pringle, Mr. McFarland. 931 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,635 - How do you do? - How do you do? 932 00:43:01,712 --> 00:43:03,339 I want to talk to Mr. Sloan. 933 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,177 And you most certainly would if he was here... 934 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:08,810 but, uh, he's in town. Tooth. Mm. Out to here. 935 00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:10,945 Good. Maybe I can talk to you. 936 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:13,387 Now, that's a pleasure. If you'll excuse us... 937 00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:14,617 Oh, I'll be around. 938 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:18,953 Give me back those pants! 939 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:20,894 I'll fix you! 940 00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:24,729 Hey, come back with that towel! 941 00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:26,702 Come here! 942 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,863 I ain't through with you. 943 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,634 Don't get the wrong impression of the fight game... 944 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,903 just because a few fighters walk on their heels. 945 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:35,411 The wise ones don't. Look at me. 946 00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:37,174 I am. 947 00:43:37,247 --> 00:43:39,681 Why are you so interested in Burleigh? 948 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,718 Well, in the first place... 949 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:44,310 because he's... he's your brother. 950 00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:46,356 That doesn't even make sense. 951 00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:48,288 What I wouldn't give for a place like this... 952 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,088 with a cow and a few chickens... 953 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,422 and you. 954 00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:54,794 Honey, if this thing works out... and it can't miss... 955 00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:58,392 I'll get you a place like this and a million chickens. 956 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,266 You know, I've heard all that before. 957 00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:03,101 When I first met you, I had two of everything. 958 00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,403 Now I've got one of nothing. 959 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,512 WXJK... 960 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:18,316 ladies and gentlemen, "The Tannenbaum Hour." 961 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,721 I just can't imagine your being a fighter. 962 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,385 Oh, well, it's just a means to an end. 963 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,360 Had to have some money quickly... 964 00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:26,987 and, well, as soon as Agnes is better... 965 00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:28,497 I'm going back to the dairy business. 966 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:30,396 You think a whole lot of Agnes, don't you? 967 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:31,764 Mm-hmm. 968 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:32,961 Look. 969 00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:36,171 That came right off her tail. 970 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,798 - I made it myself. - You did? 971 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,399 It's my good luck charm. 972 00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:41,410 Well, you weren't very lucky... 973 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,537 when you lost your job, were you? 974 00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:45,309 No, but... 975 00:44:45,382 --> 00:44:47,782 I was lucky when I met you. 976 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:51,278 Heh. You know... 977 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,653 - you're an awfully nice person. - You're an awfully nice person. 978 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,060 - Thumbs. - Thumbs. 979 00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:05,294 - Heh. - Heh. 980 00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:34,730 One, two... 981 00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:40,693 Heh. That guy Hogan's terrible. 982 00:45:40,771 --> 00:45:41,829 Yeah. 983 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,805 Mr. Hogan's doing everything you taught me. 984 00:45:46,510 --> 00:45:48,637 Four, five... 985 00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:50,680 six, seven... 986 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:54,946 eight, nine, ten! 987 00:45:55,018 --> 00:45:56,679 OK, kid. You're next. 988 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:57,721 Now? 989 00:45:57,788 --> 00:45:59,221 Yep. Right now. 990 00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:14,736 Come on, Tiger! 991 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:24,247 Hey, give me that phone! 992 00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:25,941 Give me that phone! 993 00:46:32,489 --> 00:46:33,922 Hey! 994 00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:35,822 Get down, get down. 995 00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:43,799 Mr. Sloan, l... I don't feel so good. 996 00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:44,993 What's the matter, buddy? 997 00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:47,593 I don't know. I think I got a chill. 998 00:46:47,671 --> 00:46:49,571 There's your trouble right here. 999 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,868 Huh? 1000 00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:54,401 Oh. Heh. 1001 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,639 Yeah. Feel better now. 1002 00:46:56,713 --> 00:46:57,941 He's not much to look at, folks... 1003 00:46:58,015 --> 00:46:59,380 but if you don't think he packs a wallop... 1004 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:01,576 ask our erstwhile champion Speed McFarland. 1005 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,314 He's fighting a good man... Tornado Todd. 1006 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:06,219 And here's Todd now. 1007 00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:18,262 Can you imagine having to lose to this guy. 1008 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:19,996 It don't seem right. 1009 00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:22,368 - Mr. Sloan? - Yeah. 1010 00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:24,600 Do you think I've had enough boxing lessons? 1011 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,199 Listen, Burleigh, you got nothin' to worry about. 1012 00:47:26,276 --> 00:47:27,402 With everything we taught you... 1013 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:30,571 and that good luck horsehair charm you got, it's a cinch. 1014 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:35,774 Hmm? 1015 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,650 What's the matter with you now? 1016 00:47:37,721 --> 00:47:39,120 My charm. 1017 00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:43,520 Ladies and gentlemen... 1018 00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:44,822 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1019 00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:48,387 In this corner, we have Tornado Todd! 1020 00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:52,260 And in this corner, we have... 1021 00:47:57,774 --> 00:47:58,934 Throw in a couple of Filipinos. 1022 00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:00,237 I'll have him back in ten minutes. 1023 00:48:00,310 --> 00:48:02,210 Folks, folks! 1024 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,176 Oh, it's a circumstance over which... 1025 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:08,548 the milkman has no control! 1026 00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:17,350 Am I supposed to ask what you're looking for? 1027 00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:18,655 I'm looking for a horse's tail! 1028 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,560 Oh. Mike looking for lke, huh? 1029 00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:21,757 Yeah, and I gotta find it. 1030 00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:23,197 He must've left it around here somewhere. 1031 00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:24,598 Where's the wonder boy? 1032 00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:26,636 He's in the dressing room. Spider's sitting on him. 1033 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:27,829 Oh, here it is! 1034 00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:31,904 W-what was that? 1035 00:48:31,975 --> 00:48:34,136 Tiger O'Duck... pursued by the headless horseman. 1036 00:48:34,211 --> 00:48:36,702 You Judas! He sent me for a bag of peanuts... 1037 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:38,372 and when I come back, what do you think? 1038 00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:41,542 - You forgot the peanuts. - No, he was gone! 1039 00:48:41,618 --> 00:48:44,348 Hey, Burleigh. Look, here's your good luck charm. 1040 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:45,649 - Come on out. - Uh-uh. 1041 00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:47,519 Oh, look, just what we were looking for... 1042 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,718 the horse's tail. Come on, let's hurry. 1043 00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:54,594 You know, Mr. Sloan, as I was running across 42nd Street... 1044 00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:56,098 You tried to make a left hand turn? 1045 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:59,397 You can't. Anyway, as I was running... 1046 00:48:59,469 --> 00:49:01,528 I got to thinking. Got to wondering... 1047 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,472 if you couldn't put this fight off till tomorrow night. 1048 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:06,202 Maybe I'd feel more like it then. 1049 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:07,538 Some of the boys might not be able... 1050 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:08,839 to get out again tomorrow night. 1051 00:49:08,912 --> 00:49:10,937 I'll get him, boss. 1052 00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,777 I see. A quitter. 1053 00:49:12,849 --> 00:49:14,248 Oh, no. I'm not quitting. 1054 00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:15,785 Gee, that's swell. Then come on, let's go. 1055 00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:17,183 I'm just not starting. 1056 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:20,712 I see. You want to double-cross a guy... 1057 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,089 that never did a dirty trick in his life. 1058 00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:25,552 You know, l... 1059 00:49:26,663 --> 00:49:28,426 I don't deserve this, Spider. 1060 00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:29,465 Tiger. 1061 00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:31,660 Uh, Tiger. Excuse me. 1062 00:49:31,735 --> 00:49:33,794 You've done something to me... 1063 00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:34,962 right here. 1064 00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:36,266 Let me bust the door in! 1065 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:38,001 If you do, I'll go down the fire escape. 1066 00:49:38,075 --> 00:49:40,009 Come on! Are you gonna fight or aren't you?! 1067 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:42,801 Uh-uh. 1068 00:49:42,879 --> 00:49:46,781 Well... if it's no go, there's no hard feelings. 1069 00:49:46,850 --> 00:49:48,818 To show you the kind of a guy I am... 1070 00:49:48,885 --> 00:49:51,080 I'm going over to call the whole thing off. 1071 00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:53,281 Oh, thanks. 1072 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:55,689 - Good-bye, Burleigh. - Good-bye. 1073 00:49:55,759 --> 00:49:58,023 Hey! No, wait! Uhh! 1074 00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:02,262 And don't forget, folks, this fight program comes to you... 1075 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,095 through the courtesy of Weinbaum's Wonder Wafers... 1076 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:06,635 those delicious chocolate-coated... 1077 00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:13,068 Groceries. 1078 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:14,508 Oh, it's you. 1079 00:50:14,578 --> 00:50:16,443 Yes, sir! And are we gonna celebrate. 1080 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,140 Your brother knocked out the Tornado... 1081 00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:19,409 in the first round. Heh. 1082 00:50:19,483 --> 00:50:20,507 Well, it isn't over. 1083 00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:22,279 You said it... What isn't over? 1084 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:24,547 - The fight. - What do you mean? 1085 00:50:24,621 --> 00:50:26,316 Well, it hasn't started. 1086 00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:28,915 Well, it's supposed to be over. 1087 00:50:30,627 --> 00:50:33,596 There's the Tiger. There, he's coming down the aisle now. 1088 00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:36,359 A tremendous ovation, folks! And no wonder. 1089 00:50:36,433 --> 00:50:38,060 This is the lad who knocked the middleweight champ... 1090 00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:40,069 off the front page of every newspaper. 1091 00:50:40,137 --> 00:50:42,731 They were going to introduce Mr. McFarland tonight... 1092 00:50:42,806 --> 00:50:44,000 Why aren't you there? 1093 00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:46,599 Oh, I'd much rather be here with you. 1094 00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:47,904 To put it mildly... 1095 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:49,673 maybe the thought of meeting Mr. Sullivan again... 1096 00:50:49,746 --> 00:50:51,907 made him a little bashful. 1097 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,313 The dope. 1098 00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:54,816 There they go, folks. 1099 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,216 The Tornado comes out like a wild bull. 1100 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:57,878 He swings, the Tiger ducks. 1101 00:50:57,954 --> 00:51:00,081 He swings again, the Tiger ducks. 1102 00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:02,318 The Tiger ducks again! 1103 00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,654 Folks, what a... 1104 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:11,128 Oh... 1105 00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:16,896 Sullivan sends in a jab to the face. 1106 00:51:16,973 --> 00:51:18,440 He sends in another! 1107 00:51:18,508 --> 00:51:20,942 Tornado's down, folks! He's down! 1108 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:22,103 Five... 1109 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:23,203 He's winning! 1110 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,542 Seven... 1111 00:51:24,614 --> 00:51:27,276 Oh, Burleigh. Burleigh! 1112 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:28,442 He won! 1113 00:51:28,518 --> 00:51:29,644 The Tiger wins! 1114 00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:37,623 Sullivan won! Ha ha! 1115 00:51:37,694 --> 00:51:39,218 And he knocked him out. 1116 00:51:39,296 --> 00:51:41,321 And in the first round, too. 1117 00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:44,424 Sullivan won! In the first round! 1118 00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:45,991 But why didn't he get up? 1119 00:51:46,069 --> 00:51:47,832 Because of that good right hand, that's why. 1120 00:51:47,904 --> 00:51:48,871 The old one-two. 1121 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,167 I don't have to fight anymore? 1122 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,434 - Nah. It's all over. - All over?! 1123 00:51:51,508 --> 00:51:52,805 Maybe I can get the Fighting Milkman... 1124 00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:55,106 to say a few words. And here he is now! 1125 00:51:55,178 --> 00:51:56,941 Tell them about it, Burleigh. 1126 00:51:57,013 --> 00:51:58,674 Hello, folks. 1127 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,477 You know, I'm just as surprised as you are... 1128 00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:02,415 because I could swear that I missed him. 1129 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:03,817 - Ohh! - Ohh! 1130 00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:06,481 Ha ha ha ha ha! What a wit, what a clown. 1131 00:52:06,556 --> 00:52:08,649 What a fighter! This is honest Gabby Sloan... 1132 00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:09,987 his manager... talking, folks. 1133 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,550 And I want to say right here and now... 1134 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:13,027 that of all the boys I've ever handled... 1135 00:52:13,096 --> 00:52:15,064 I've never had a boy that had the zip, the snap... 1136 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,623 and the up-and-at-'em that Tiger Sullivan's got. 1137 00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:20,067 Ha ha ha! And with it all, what color! 1138 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,695 Oh! Heh! 1139 00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:22,863 Yeah! 1140 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:28,007 Ha ha! And what an entertainer, folks! 1141 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:29,739 He's got the crowd hysterical! 1142 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:32,213 For years and years, we looked for a fighter that... 1143 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,422 One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 1144 00:53:14,491 --> 00:53:15,685 One, two, boom. 1145 00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:18,592 One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 1146 00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:20,562 One, two, boom. 1147 00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:22,530 Mr. Sloan? 1148 00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:25,523 Mr. Sloan? 1149 00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:26,899 Mmm. What... what is it? 1150 00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:28,665 Mr. Sloan, what is "color"? 1151 00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:29,898 What's what? 1152 00:53:29,973 --> 00:53:32,669 Color. That stuff you was talking about... 1153 00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:34,437 on the radio... that I got. 1154 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,843 That's what gets a guy's name in the newspapers. 1155 00:53:36,913 --> 00:53:39,473 Hmm. Uh, like what, for instance? 1156 00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:40,675 Like what what? 1157 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,377 I mean, like who, for instance? 1158 00:53:42,452 --> 00:53:44,317 It's what makes a man stand out from the crowd... 1159 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,752 makes him talked about. 1160 00:53:45,822 --> 00:53:47,881 Dizzy Dean's got it, Bobby Jones has got it... 1161 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,391 Amelia Earhart's got it. 1162 00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:52,485 - And Mae West? - She's got it in a big way. 1163 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:53,654 Yeah. 1164 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,857 Suppose that I had what all four of them's got. 1165 00:53:55,932 --> 00:53:57,695 I'd pack 'em in, huh? 1166 00:53:57,767 --> 00:53:59,564 I hope to tell you. 1167 00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:01,900 That's what I thought. 1168 00:54:01,972 --> 00:54:04,805 One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 1169 00:54:04,874 --> 00:54:06,000 One, two, boom. 1170 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,909 One, two, boom. One, two, boom. 1171 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,674 One, two, boom. 1172 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,724 Hey! Let's have a little service here! 1173 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,484 How about it? Any mail for me? 1174 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:34,291 Yes, Mr. Sullivan. 1175 00:55:38,735 --> 00:55:41,260 Here. Read 'em, Spider. 1176 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,067 Come on out, boys. He won't hurt you. 1177 00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:44,436 He's gentle as a kitten. 1178 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:54,814 There's the bell! Some of the local newspapers... 1179 00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:56,351 think this fight will go ten rounds. 1180 00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:57,750 Others think about eight. 1181 00:55:57,821 --> 00:55:59,880 Your announcer thinks... 1182 00:55:59,956 --> 00:56:01,821 your announcer knows... 1183 00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:04,223 it's over! It's Sullivan! 1184 00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:05,659 Sullivan in the first! 1185 00:56:11,134 --> 00:56:15,662 Boys... l've got the biggest idea I've ever thought of in my life. 1186 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,434 Tonight, I'm leaving for Chicago. 1187 00:56:17,507 --> 00:56:20,635 Tomorrow, I'm buying the Fighting Milkman's contract. 1188 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:23,372 Now, what do you think of that as an advertising argument... 1189 00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:25,141 for Sunflower Milk, eh? 1190 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,204 - Swell! - Yeah! 1191 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:21,695 Hey! 1192 00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:42,848 Gee, I'm glad to see you, Gabby. Ha! 1193 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:44,757 You should be. Been reading about us in the paper? 1194 00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:46,455 Yeah. Say, what happened to the milkman? 1195 00:57:46,529 --> 00:57:48,258 Color, honey. That's what's done it... color. 1196 00:57:48,331 --> 00:57:49,889 One night on the train, I got to thinking. 1197 00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,558 I got an idea that the milkman needed color. 1198 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:52,931 That's what you've been reading about. 1199 00:57:53,002 --> 00:57:54,970 He fell for it in a big way, and so did the public. 1200 00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:57,199 Then, out of the clear sky, along comes a guy... 1201 00:57:57,273 --> 00:57:58,672 - This guy? - Yes! 1202 00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:00,675 Mr. Austin, Austin, Austin, Miss Westley. 1203 00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:03,712 He bought the milkman's contract from me for $50,000. 1204 00:58:04,747 --> 00:58:07,443 - Oh! I'm delighted. - Sunflower Dairy. 1205 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:09,246 I'll see you at my house tonight. 1206 00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:11,116 I've invited some friends. You see... 1207 00:58:11,187 --> 00:58:13,052 I thought we'd make the signing of the articles... 1208 00:58:13,122 --> 00:58:14,282 a big thing, eh? 1209 00:58:14,357 --> 00:58:15,324 Ha ha ha ha! 1210 00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:19,859 Hello, sis! Oh! Bless your heart! 1211 00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,692 - How are you? - Well, Bur... 1212 00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:25,291 Oh, you're looking fine. Folks, this is my little sister. 1213 00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:26,892 Ohh! 1214 00:58:26,970 --> 00:58:28,096 Hello, Speed. 1215 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:30,469 - How about a picture of you two? - Sure, you betcha. 1216 00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:32,303 Get ready, will you, boys? That's fine. 1217 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:34,673 - Ha. Anything for you. - Here's what I had in mind. 1218 00:58:34,744 --> 00:58:36,678 The paper wanted a full page, you see? 1219 00:58:36,746 --> 00:58:38,441 With you and the champ standing together. 1220 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,244 But I said to them, "It might be better... 1221 00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:41,681 "if the two of you were standing..." 1222 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:42,809 Yes, sir. 1223 00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:46,151 The idea is to get a picture of you with the champ lying down. 1224 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:49,189 Come on, make it snappy, make it snappy. 1225 00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:51,124 This is all you're gonna get. 1226 00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:54,487 Oh! You shouldn't! Oh, you shouldn't. 1227 00:58:54,564 --> 00:58:56,794 Now, wait a minute! You can't do this to me! 1228 00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:59,528 Come on, come on. 1229 00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:01,502 I know 50,000 will buy a lot of chickens. 1230 00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:03,334 Chickens? Honey, it'll buy ostriches. 1231 00:59:03,406 --> 00:59:04,634 You haven't heard anything yet. 1232 00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:06,140 You're right. I'm still trying to find out... 1233 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,198 where the money is. 1234 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:08,369 All right, here it comes. 1235 00:59:08,444 --> 00:59:09,809 Mr. Sunflower Dairy has insisted... 1236 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,506 that I bet the 50,000 back on the champ... 1237 00:59:11,581 --> 00:59:13,549 and I had to take it. 1238 00:59:13,616 --> 00:59:15,811 You mean that if Speed loses, we have nothing? 1239 00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:18,319 Yeah. But how can he lose? 1240 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,549 I don't know. But it'll be in the papers. 1241 00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:23,283 Sorry, folks, sorry. 1242 00:59:23,359 --> 00:59:25,122 Burleigh, I can't wait to tell you. 1243 00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:26,456 It's awfully important. 1244 00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:28,258 You see, Speed and I are going to be... 1245 00:59:28,331 --> 00:59:30,765 Oh! There's Polly! Polly! 1246 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,163 Uh, pardon me. Pardon me. 1247 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:34,533 Polly! 1248 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:35,764 You know what? 1249 00:59:35,838 --> 00:59:37,237 We'll get married anyway. 1250 00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:38,331 Polly! 1251 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,308 Polly, hello! 1252 00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:41,809 Have I got a lot to tell you. 1253 00:59:41,878 --> 00:59:43,402 I have a lot to tell you, too, Burleigh. 1254 00:59:43,479 --> 00:59:45,276 Burleigh, how about a picture of you and the love interest? 1255 00:59:45,348 --> 00:59:46,576 - Sure. - All right, fine. 1256 00:59:46,649 --> 00:59:48,640 Come on, boys, get your cameras all set. 1257 00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:50,948 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 1258 00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:52,146 Come on, now. 1259 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:55,248 Might as well. They all do it. 1260 00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:56,724 Heh. And I'll do it, too. 1261 00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:58,985 Come on, Burleigh! 1262 00:59:59,062 --> 01:00:00,791 We've got to get to the Paramount Theater. 1263 01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:02,854 Oh, yeah. Come on. 1264 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:50,672 Ahh! 1265 01:00:50,747 --> 01:00:52,612 Well, honey, what do you think of me now? 1266 01:00:52,682 --> 01:00:54,547 I think you sold the wrong fighter. 1267 01:00:54,617 --> 01:00:56,414 Oh, you don't get me. 1268 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,078 Listen, you're talking to a guy... 1269 01:00:58,154 --> 01:00:59,781 that kidded an out-and-out dub... 1270 01:00:59,856 --> 01:01:01,289 into thinking he was a great fighter. 1271 01:01:01,357 --> 01:01:03,222 Now, all Speed has got to do is to give him one good punch... 1272 01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:04,623 and we collect a cool fortune... 1273 01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:06,628 minus a few dollars for the Tiger's hospital bills. 1274 01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:08,687 We ought to pay that. What do you think? 1275 01:01:08,765 --> 01:01:10,926 I think you talk too much. 1276 01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:16,566 Listen, honey, I can explain everything. 1277 01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:17,901 Wait a minute, honey. 1278 01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:20,499 - You great big phony baloney. - You don't get it. 1279 01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:22,339 All this time, you've been making a play for me... 1280 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:24,209 so I wouldn't stand in the way of your foul plot... 1281 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:25,338 to murder my brother. 1282 01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:26,382 You don't understand. 1283 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:27,438 - Oh, I don't? - No, you don't. 1284 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,508 My public won't want to see me anymore. 1285 01:01:29,585 --> 01:01:30,916 I don't, either. 1286 01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:32,545 It's my only out! 1287 01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:33,748 Oh, I get it. 1288 01:01:33,823 --> 01:01:35,723 "Darling, I love you," Said he... 1289 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:37,089 breaking her brother's jaw. 1290 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,457 Oh, wait a minute, honey. I promise you... 1291 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,018 I won't hit him any harder than this. 1292 01:01:40,096 --> 01:01:41,586 What was that? 1293 01:01:41,664 --> 01:01:43,097 That's my brother. 1294 01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:45,134 Come on, let's get out of here. Don't look back. 1295 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,924 - How do you do, Mrs. Lemoyne? - Good evening. 1296 01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:13,826 - Good evening, Mrs. Lemoyne. - Good evening, my dear. 1297 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,364 Oh, I beg your pardon, Mrs. Lemoyne. 1298 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,933 Uh, this is a pleasure, Mrs. Lemoyne. 1299 01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:22,334 Good evening, Mr. Austin. 1300 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:24,066 - Hiya. - How do you do? 1301 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:26,108 I'd like to have you meet some of my friends. 1302 01:02:26,175 --> 01:02:27,836 Certainly. 1303 01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:34,041 "The party of the first part, in this instance... 1304 01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:35,675 "agrees with the party of the second part..." 1305 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,049 I wouldn't give the dame a nickel. 1306 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,747 I said, "The party of the first part agrees... 1307 01:02:38,821 --> 01:02:40,083 "with the party of the second part..." 1308 01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:41,453 Well? 1309 01:02:41,524 --> 01:02:42,957 Will you go away? 1310 01:02:43,025 --> 01:02:44,686 I'm trying to get you some ice cream! 1311 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,058 Tutti-frutti? 1312 01:02:46,129 --> 01:02:47,391 "...in witness whereof... 1313 01:02:47,463 --> 01:02:49,158 "the parties hereto have hereunto affixed... 1314 01:02:49,232 --> 01:02:50,790 "their hands and seals in triplicate." 1315 01:02:50,867 --> 01:02:52,425 Now all we need are the signatures. 1316 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,163 How about a statement to the press, Mrs. Lemoyne? 1317 01:02:54,237 --> 01:02:56,000 Yeah, give him a load of it from your angle. 1318 01:02:56,072 --> 01:02:59,633 The milk fund, as you all know, is an idea of my own... 1319 01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:03,611 designed purely as a means of raising funds for charity. 1320 01:03:03,679 --> 01:03:06,273 Of course, I know nothing about fisticuffs... 1321 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:09,580 but the cause is a worthy one. Makes me very happy... 1322 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,415 when I think of the thousands of tiny tots... 1323 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:13,318 who will receive abundant nourishment... 1324 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:15,516 from this, um... oh, what shall I say? 1325 01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:16,922 The Sunflower Dairy. 1326 01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:19,052 Yes. To my dear friend Mr. Austin... 1327 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:22,325 and to you, Mr. Sloan, my sincerest gratitude. 1328 01:03:22,398 --> 01:03:23,558 That ought to kill 'em. 1329 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,965 Hello there. 1330 01:03:26,035 --> 01:03:27,525 Come on, Speed. They're waitin' for you. 1331 01:03:27,603 --> 01:03:29,969 Let me have that contract. That's it. 1332 01:03:30,039 --> 01:03:31,336 Now, you sign on the bottom line. 1333 01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:32,567 The top line is for Burleigh. 1334 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,269 And you better make it Elwood McFarland... 1335 01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:35,674 instead of... Ha ha ha! Yeah. 1336 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:37,713 That Elwood always bothers him a little. 1337 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:39,372 I'm not fightin', Gabby. 1338 01:03:39,448 --> 01:03:41,075 Quiet, everybody. Quiet, now. 1339 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:42,845 Take it easy. Don't everyone speak at once. 1340 01:03:42,919 --> 01:03:45,114 Yeah. You know my blood pressure. 1341 01:03:45,188 --> 01:03:47,816 A cheap joke like that, and I'm liable to fall right on my face. 1342 01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:51,291 Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. You sign that contract. 1343 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,590 I'm not gonna fight my brother-in-law. 1344 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,824 Your brother-in... 1345 01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:58,867 - There goes my pump. - There goes my chicken coop. 1346 01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:00,300 Can he do that? 1347 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:10,941 What on earth... 1348 01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:12,708 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1349 01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:39,006 Mr. Sullivan, they're signing the contracts in the library. 1350 01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:40,337 Oh, fine. Come on, Polly. 1351 01:04:40,409 --> 01:04:42,468 You go ahead, Burleigh. I'll join you later. 1352 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:45,036 OK. 1353 01:04:47,617 --> 01:04:49,107 Gentlemen, the contract. 1354 01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:50,812 Oh, uh, what seems to be the trouble? 1355 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,445 There's the contract. It's cold. 1356 01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:53,579 Yeah, but I don't... 1357 01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:54,953 Why don't you tell him? He wants to know. 1358 01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:56,719 It still goes. I'm not gonna fight my brother-in-law. 1359 01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:57,850 He's not your brother-in-law yet. 1360 01:04:57,927 --> 01:04:59,189 Say, that's an angle. 1361 01:04:59,262 --> 01:05:00,695 Why don't you wait a couple of months, huh? 1362 01:05:00,763 --> 01:05:02,196 We can't wait. I mean, we don't want to. 1363 01:05:02,265 --> 01:05:03,698 Don't be a piece of putty. Take my word for it. 1364 01:05:03,766 --> 01:05:04,755 A couple of months is nothing. 1365 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,961 Yeah, we waited fifteen years, and look at us. 1366 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:09,834 Well, we're not waitin', and I'm not fightin'. 1367 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,134 Oh, thanks, Speed. 1368 01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:12,765 You've take a great load off my mind. 1369 01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:13,831 I'll bet I did. 1370 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:17,402 You sure did. It had me worried. For nights, I wasn't sleeping. 1371 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,742 I tried warm milk and everything. 1372 01:05:18,814 --> 01:05:21,044 - Internally? - And l... 1373 01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:22,482 Of course. Why? 1374 01:05:22,551 --> 01:05:24,416 Never mind. Go on. 1375 01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,455 Well, anyway, night after night... 1376 01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:29,923 I kept dreaming the same dream... there was you and sis... 1377 01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:31,550 and your three beautiful kids. 1378 01:05:31,627 --> 01:05:32,616 What? 1379 01:05:32,695 --> 01:05:36,096 Incidentally, you'll love them. Especially Junior. 1380 01:05:36,165 --> 01:05:37,598 He looks just like you. 1381 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,191 Oh, cut it out, will you? 1382 01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:41,793 Well, anyway, there they were on the front porch... 1383 01:05:41,871 --> 01:05:45,034 and as I came through the gate, they all started to scream... 1384 01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,803 "Mama! Mama! There comes Uncle Burleigh... 1385 01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:49,469 "the man that knocked out Papa!" 1386 01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:51,137 Yeah. 1387 01:05:51,213 --> 01:05:52,271 So, that's it? 1388 01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:54,009 Your attitude regarding babies... 1389 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:56,517 simply fascinates me. I'm Mrs. Lemoyne. 1390 01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:57,677 I'm delighted. 1391 01:05:57,753 --> 01:05:59,482 You know, you're a most remarkable fellow. 1392 01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:02,115 You know, you're not so bad yourself. Ha! 1393 01:06:02,191 --> 01:06:05,217 Well, much as I should like to sponsor the milk fund affair... 1394 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:08,024 I find myself deeply affected by what you've been saying. 1395 01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:09,359 Really? Hmm. 1396 01:06:09,432 --> 01:06:10,956 Won't you tell me something about yourself? 1397 01:06:11,033 --> 01:06:13,831 Well, when I was a little boy, I was kind of puny... 1398 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:17,901 Our children will not cry when they see Uncle Burleigh. 1399 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,464 - No? - No. 1400 01:06:19,542 --> 01:06:21,510 Elwood, you sign that contract. 1401 01:06:21,577 --> 01:06:22,942 Gee, honey, you mean... 1402 01:06:23,012 --> 01:06:24,502 Gabby, the contract! The contract! 1403 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:26,104 I got a million of 'em! Willard, get Sullivan! 1404 01:06:26,182 --> 01:06:27,171 That's a smart move, miss. 1405 01:06:27,249 --> 01:06:28,944 You know, I finally got so good at it... 1406 01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:30,610 that I could put my hands in my pockets... 1407 01:06:30,686 --> 01:06:33,280 and bet the kids pennies they couldn't knock my hat off. 1408 01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:34,789 And they couldn't, either. Heh. 1409 01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:36,688 What was that you just did? 1410 01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:38,693 That's the old box shift. 1411 01:06:38,761 --> 01:06:41,321 That's what you've been reading about in the papers. 1412 01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:44,462 - Ha ha ha. - Heh. 1413 01:06:44,533 --> 01:06:45,795 No, nothing like it. 1414 01:06:45,868 --> 01:06:46,892 No? 1415 01:06:46,969 --> 01:06:48,903 You gotta give it that knee action. 1416 01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:51,471 - You're pretty good. - Ha ha ha! 1417 01:06:51,540 --> 01:06:54,270 - You're fine! - Oh, you're a darling! 1418 01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:55,537 Now I'll show you how I use it in the ring. 1419 01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:56,578 - Yes. - All right. 1420 01:06:56,645 --> 01:06:58,738 - You swing at me. - You mean actually hit you? 1421 01:06:58,814 --> 01:07:00,008 Go ahead. I won't be there. 1422 01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:01,515 - You sure? All right. - Mm-hmm. 1423 01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:04,576 Oh, not like that. Look, you must let it go. 1424 01:07:04,653 --> 01:07:07,554 Mm. That's it. That's the stuff. Follow right through. 1425 01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:09,022 Mm-hmm. All right, now. Now, watch. 1426 01:07:09,091 --> 01:07:10,183 All right. 1427 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,952 Ha! That's wonderful! 1428 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,758 Oh, you know... 1429 01:07:14,830 --> 01:07:16,297 really, that's... that's fascinating. 1430 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,128 No... you're too stiff. 1431 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,929 Yes, I know I am. 1432 01:07:20,002 --> 01:07:22,163 - Yeah, you must relax. - Uh-huh. 1433 01:07:22,238 --> 01:07:24,502 Here. Give it to me. 1434 01:07:24,573 --> 01:07:25,904 - There. - Uh-huh. 1435 01:07:25,975 --> 01:07:27,442 Now, more freedom. That's it. 1436 01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:28,534 - Oh, yes. - And, uh... 1437 01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:30,169 Ioosen up here. That's better. 1438 01:07:30,246 --> 01:07:31,611 Don't forget the old knee action. 1439 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,908 No. No, I remember. 1440 01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:35,883 Now... now you... you do it to me. 1441 01:07:35,951 --> 01:07:37,475 - You mean it? - Uh-huh! 1442 01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:40,044 All right. Heh! You remember what I taught you? 1443 01:07:40,122 --> 01:07:41,089 Uh-huh. 1444 01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:42,647 If you forget, it's bad. 1445 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:44,750 Very good! 1446 01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:46,818 That was wonderful! Do it some more. 1447 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:47,988 All right. 1448 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,156 Uhh! 1449 01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:50,596 Uhh! 1450 01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:51,633 Uhh! 1451 01:08:03,179 --> 01:08:04,942 Oh, Mr... Mr. Sull... 1452 01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:06,879 Wait! Mr. Sullivan... 1453 01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:08,314 Hello, Polly. 1454 01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:10,750 - I, uh... how do you do? - How do you do? 1455 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:12,549 We'll, uh, take this matter up later. 1456 01:08:12,621 --> 01:08:14,088 Yeah. Heh. 1457 01:08:17,193 --> 01:08:19,388 They want you in there. The fight's on again. 1458 01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:20,793 Speed says he wants to go through with it. 1459 01:08:20,863 --> 01:08:23,354 What? OK. 1460 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,423 Tell him the Tiger will be there in two minutes. 1461 01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,196 But this is just like committing suicide. 1462 01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:28,634 You're right, Tiger. 1463 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:31,899 Heh heh. 1464 01:08:31,974 --> 01:08:34,465 Oh, there you are. Good. 1465 01:08:36,712 --> 01:08:38,543 Burleigh, I don't even know you. 1466 01:08:38,614 --> 01:08:40,411 You don't know me? Oh, now, Polly... 1467 01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:42,246 you're being facetious, aren't you? 1468 01:08:42,318 --> 01:08:44,411 I was never more serious in my life. 1469 01:08:44,487 --> 01:08:47,479 The boy I knew went away and never came back. 1470 01:08:47,556 --> 01:08:49,046 Yes, he did. I'm the same fellow. 1471 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,355 I can prove it. I'll show you my driver's license. 1472 01:08:51,427 --> 01:08:53,520 No, you don't understand, Burleigh. 1473 01:08:53,596 --> 01:08:55,530 I met a boy once that... 1474 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:58,499 Well, to say the least, I liked him very much. 1475 01:08:58,567 --> 01:08:59,966 - Oh. - No. 1476 01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:01,400 No, that was the old Burleigh... 1477 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,938 the nice fellow, the one who was kind to horses... 1478 01:09:04,006 --> 01:09:05,405 the humanitarian. 1479 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:06,941 But the one who came back... 1480 01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:08,533 came back with the smell of blood... 1481 01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:09,908 still fresh in his nostrils. 1482 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,674 Burleigh, you're nothing but a killer. 1483 01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:13,044 You should be hanging on the wall... 1484 01:09:13,115 --> 01:09:14,639 with the rest of the killers. 1485 01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:16,150 Killer? 1486 01:09:16,218 --> 01:09:17,617 Me, a killer? 1487 01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:18,812 Yes, you are. 1488 01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:20,480 You're a Dr. Jeckyll and a Mr. Hyde... 1489 01:09:20,556 --> 01:09:22,786 that's what you are... a dual personality. 1490 01:09:22,858 --> 01:09:24,450 And the good side of your nature... 1491 01:09:24,527 --> 01:09:26,154 is being destroyed by the bad that's in you. 1492 01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:28,162 Oh, that's bad. 1493 01:09:29,965 --> 01:09:31,990 You should see yourself as I see you. 1494 01:09:32,067 --> 01:09:33,329 Why, when you got off that train... 1495 01:09:33,402 --> 01:09:35,029 I was never so amazed in my life. 1496 01:09:35,104 --> 01:09:36,765 You were a totally different character. 1497 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:38,864 And that character is going on and on... 1498 01:09:38,941 --> 01:09:40,806 breaking people, tearing them apart... 1499 01:09:40,876 --> 01:09:43,140 just to satisfy your lust. 1500 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:48,014 That's you, Burleigh. Can't you just see yourself? 1501 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:49,072 Uh-huh. 1502 01:09:49,151 --> 01:09:51,711 That's you... the Tiger, the killer. 1503 01:09:51,787 --> 01:09:53,778 And I don't want any part of a killer. 1504 01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:55,153 I'm through. 1505 01:09:55,224 --> 01:09:56,782 - Oh, Polly... - Please. 1506 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,019 Wai... 1507 01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:01,221 Uh... 1508 01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:29,920 Ahhhhhh! 1509 01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:31,084 Ahhhhhhh! 1510 01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:37,164 Spider. 1511 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,663 - I can't fight. - Who told you? 1512 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:44,672 Never mind. I'm convinced. 1513 01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:47,038 Did you ever hear of Jeckyll and Hyde? 1514 01:10:47,109 --> 01:10:48,337 No. 1515 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:49,900 Well, they're like, uh... 1516 01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:51,640 - Amos 'n' Andy? - No. 1517 01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:54,478 - Myrt and Marge? - No. 1518 01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:56,711 I'm a dual personality. 1519 01:10:56,785 --> 01:10:58,810 - No foolin'? - Mm. 1520 01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:03,855 Hey, Gabby. Gabby! 1521 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,587 Listen, get out of here, you tramp. 1522 01:11:05,661 --> 01:11:06,992 I'm a tramp with news. 1523 01:11:07,062 --> 01:11:09,053 Listen, I'm trying to put over a big deal... 1524 01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:10,598 and this guy's trying to tell me that... 1525 01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:12,566 - Tiger ain't fightin'. - Tiger ain't fightin'. 1526 01:11:12,635 --> 01:11:13,761 What? 1527 01:11:13,836 --> 01:11:16,634 - A couple of guys got to him. - What guys? 1528 01:11:16,705 --> 01:11:18,696 A couple of mugs named Jeckyll and Hyde. 1529 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,174 They got to talkin' to him, and he ain't fightin'. 1530 01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:22,267 I don't understand it. 1531 01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:23,606 I tell you, I can't understand it. 1532 01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:25,340 There's a curse on the fight or on me or on something. 1533 01:11:25,414 --> 01:11:28,383 But I'll lick it despite my blood pressure! 1534 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:30,850 Hiya, boy. Well, I just got the news. 1535 01:11:30,919 --> 01:11:32,386 So you're not fightin', huh? 1536 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,581 No. Mr. Sloan, I'm in an awful fix. 1537 01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:37,182 Oh, you are, huh? Let's get a little air. 1538 01:11:37,259 --> 01:11:39,090 You see, I'm two different people. 1539 01:11:39,161 --> 01:11:40,788 Why don't you sign for both of them? 1540 01:11:40,863 --> 01:11:43,457 Oh, you can't do that. 1541 01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:47,024 Sit down. 1542 01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:49,536 Mr. Sloan, this is a very serious matter. 1543 01:11:49,605 --> 01:11:54,042 You see, I have a good side and a bad side... 1544 01:11:54,109 --> 01:11:57,203 a humanitarian and a killer... 1545 01:11:57,279 --> 01:11:59,110 and the good must kill the bad. 1546 01:11:59,181 --> 01:12:01,775 I've got to destroy the Tiger in me. 1547 01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:02,976 I have to. 1548 01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:05,077 Who gave you that line of... 1549 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:06,678 - Who told you that? - Polly. 1550 01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:09,280 Polly? Polly... Polly... 1551 01:12:09,358 --> 01:12:12,384 Oh, yes. Polly. Smart girl, Polly. 1552 01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:14,827 And she's right. There is a killer in you. 1553 01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:16,558 But you... you're all confused. 1554 01:12:16,632 --> 01:12:18,463 It's the killer in you that's talking. 1555 01:12:18,534 --> 01:12:19,865 Why, you're baffled, balled up... 1556 01:12:19,935 --> 01:12:21,527 - and bewildered. - I am? 1557 01:12:21,603 --> 01:12:24,299 Well, I'll say you are. Now, listen, if you do fight... 1558 01:12:24,373 --> 01:12:26,170 thousands of babies get milk, don't they? 1559 01:12:26,241 --> 01:12:27,265 Yeah. 1560 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,140 But the killer in you, the bad side... 1561 01:12:29,211 --> 01:12:31,509 wants to deprive these tiny toddling tots... 1562 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:33,571 of their one chance to enjoy life, limb... 1563 01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:35,116 and the pursuit of happiness. 1564 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,618 - Now, imagine I'm your father. - Why? 1565 01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:39,381 I don't know. You got me there. 1566 01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,355 I want to help you kill the Tiger in you. 1567 01:12:41,423 --> 01:12:42,583 Now, concentrate. 1568 01:12:42,658 --> 01:12:45,559 Concentrate as you've never concentrated before. 1569 01:12:45,627 --> 01:12:48,221 - Think of a baby. - Uh-huh. 1570 01:12:48,297 --> 01:12:49,594 - Have you got it? - Yes. 1571 01:12:49,665 --> 01:12:51,929 Now think of a bottle of milk. Have you got it? 1572 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,059 No, the baby's got it. Did you want me to have it? 1573 01:12:57,172 --> 01:12:58,696 Take away the bottle of milk. 1574 01:12:58,774 --> 01:13:00,639 But you just gave it to the baby. Uh... 1575 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:01,937 Would it be asking too much... 1576 01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:03,477 to ask you to take the bottle of milk? 1577 01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:04,512 No. 1578 01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:07,048 - So, what have you got left? - I've got a baby. 1579 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:09,141 - And he's crying. - No, he's laughing. 1580 01:13:12,588 --> 01:13:14,954 Throw in 1,000 babies. Now, they're all crying. 1581 01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:17,389 - All but that one. - Throw out that one. 1582 01:13:17,459 --> 01:13:18,824 Now they're all crying, aren't they? 1583 01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:19,861 Mm-hmm. 1584 01:13:19,928 --> 01:13:21,896 - What are they crying for? - I don't know. 1585 01:13:21,964 --> 01:13:23,932 They're crying for milk. Why can't they have it? 1586 01:13:23,999 --> 01:13:25,694 Because the killer says no. 1587 01:13:25,768 --> 01:13:27,360 The killer doesn't want them to have milk. 1588 01:13:27,436 --> 01:13:29,028 The killer likes to see babies starve. 1589 01:13:29,104 --> 01:13:31,436 But the good you... the humanitarian you... 1590 01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:34,135 he loves babies. He wants babies to have milk. 1591 01:13:34,209 --> 01:13:36,109 You're not gonna let that Tiger lick you, are you? 1592 01:13:36,178 --> 01:13:37,145 Uh-uh. 1593 01:13:37,212 --> 01:13:38,509 Because you're fighting for a cause. 1594 01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:41,071 And what a cause! You're the babies' champion! 1595 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:42,742 They're all cheering for you. 1596 01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:43,876 Yeah. 1597 01:14:12,347 --> 01:14:15,214 300, 325, 375, 400. 1598 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:16,649 What a lot of money. 1599 01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:19,516 Half for those little kiddies, and half for us kiddies. 1600 01:14:19,588 --> 01:14:21,818 Can't you see it all now, honey? A million chickens! 1601 01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:24,953 Hello? 1602 01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:26,927 Oh, hello, Burleigh. 1603 01:14:26,995 --> 01:14:28,553 Burleigh?! Ain't he here? 1604 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:30,621 No, not yet. 1605 01:14:30,699 --> 01:14:32,997 What? Oh, well... 1606 01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:34,899 Oh. Well, all right. 1607 01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:36,801 He says he's been delayed... 1608 01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:40,399 but he'll make every effort to get here, though, tonight. 1609 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:43,138 Should we stop selling tickets, boss? 1610 01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:44,304 Now, open up those windows! 1611 01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:46,347 I'll tell you when to stop selling tickets! 1612 01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:49,144 You know, doc... 1613 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:52,119 little Agnes is gonna look just like her mama. 1614 01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:53,916 That's all that was wrong with her, doc. 1615 01:14:53,989 --> 01:14:56,184 She was hungry. Yeah. 1616 01:14:56,258 --> 01:14:59,284 I think she's had about enough. Better put her away. 1617 01:14:59,361 --> 01:15:00,623 All right. 1618 01:15:00,696 --> 01:15:02,027 Yeah. Uh-huh. 1619 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:04,390 There you are. 1620 01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:06,195 All right, girl. In you go. 1621 01:15:07,302 --> 01:15:09,133 Oh, I'd better go. 1622 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:10,637 There's a lot of people waiting for me. 1623 01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:12,503 No, you can't go. Yeah, I know... 1624 01:15:12,574 --> 01:15:13,905 but you got to stay with your mama. 1625 01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:15,603 You stay right there. Yeah, I gotta go over... 1626 01:15:15,677 --> 01:15:16,905 and win the championship of the world. 1627 01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:19,140 I'll be back, uh... about an hour, huh? 1628 01:15:19,214 --> 01:15:21,842 No, Agnes, you can't go. Now, you stay there with mama. 1629 01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:23,544 Oh, bless your heart. I'll be seeing you. 1630 01:15:23,619 --> 01:15:24,916 Good-bye, Mama. Good-bye, Agnes. 1631 01:15:24,987 --> 01:15:26,352 No, stay there, now. Good-bye. 1632 01:15:27,656 --> 01:15:29,317 Oh, hello. I thought you were at the fight. 1633 01:15:29,391 --> 01:15:31,791 Oh, I'm all mixed up. The man that I love... 1634 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,691 is going to fight my brother, whom I love... 1635 01:15:33,762 --> 01:15:35,024 and now... now, at the last minute... 1636 01:15:35,097 --> 01:15:36,189 I've got cold feet. 1637 01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:37,698 Well, why did you let it go this far, then? 1638 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:39,256 Oh, it's a long story. It's a long story... 1639 01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:40,858 all about a champion being in disgrace... 1640 01:15:40,936 --> 01:15:42,631 and a brother needing a punch in the nose... 1641 01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:44,228 and... and you've got to stop it. 1642 01:15:44,306 --> 01:15:45,603 Oh, I wouldn't worry, Mae. 1643 01:15:45,674 --> 01:15:46,936 Burleigh says Speed will be all right... 1644 01:15:47,009 --> 01:15:48,306 an hour after the fight. 1645 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:49,537 - Oh, he did, did he? - Uh-huh. 1646 01:15:49,611 --> 01:15:52,409 Let me tell you something. An hour after the fight... 1647 01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:55,314 they'll probably find Burleigh's head in the 21st row... 1648 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,352 singing, "I ain't got no body." 1649 01:15:57,419 --> 01:15:58,545 Oh, is that so? 1650 01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:00,281 What about all those men he knocked out? 1651 01:16:00,355 --> 01:16:02,516 Oh, Polly. Gabby paid them to lay down. 1652 01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:04,218 Why, Burleigh couldn't lick anybody. 1653 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:05,783 And tonight, after the fight... 1654 01:16:05,861 --> 01:16:07,795 Say, listen, have you ever seen a fighter... 1655 01:16:07,863 --> 01:16:09,421 after he's been very badly beaten? 1656 01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:10,795 - No. - No, I didn't think so. 1657 01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:12,356 Well, they go around and they talk like this. 1658 01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:13,867 They don't know what time it is! 1659 01:16:13,936 --> 01:16:16,734 Oh, this is terrible. Why didn't you tell me all this before? 1660 01:16:16,805 --> 01:16:18,534 Well, I promised Speed I wouldn't interfere... 1661 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:19,574 like a dope. 1662 01:16:19,641 --> 01:16:20,835 This really does complicate things. 1663 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:22,433 Why? 1664 01:16:22,511 --> 01:16:24,741 You're taking care of all of Speed's money, aren't you? 1665 01:16:24,813 --> 01:16:26,872 Yes, it's in my bank. Why? 1666 01:16:26,949 --> 01:16:28,416 Well, your account is Burleigh's, too... 1667 01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:31,145 - and Burleigh drew it all out. - He did what? 1668 01:16:31,219 --> 01:16:32,584 Yes, he wanted to surprise you. 1669 01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:35,054 He took all of Speed's money and bet it on himself to win. 1670 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,852 Wait a minute. Give it to me again. 1671 01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:37,914 He took all... 1672 01:16:37,993 --> 01:16:40,086 Never mind. I heard you. Come on! 1673 01:16:40,162 --> 01:16:42,596 Hey, driver. See if you can beat that signal. 1674 01:16:42,664 --> 01:16:45,633 I'll make every effort. 1675 01:16:50,672 --> 01:16:53,573 - Sorry, I couldn't make it. - Yeah, yeah. 1676 01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:01,615 Little Agnes! 1677 01:17:01,683 --> 01:17:03,480 Oh, golly! 1678 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:05,383 Well, come here, baby. 1679 01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,581 Oh, baby. What are you doing here? 1680 01:17:07,656 --> 01:17:11,353 For goodness sake, you shouldn't have come over here. 1681 01:17:14,896 --> 01:17:17,558 Hey! Hey! 1682 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,999 Oh... taxi! 1683 01:17:20,068 --> 01:17:21,763 Open it up right there. I got... 1684 01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:24,806 Hey! Hey! I got a... 1685 01:17:36,284 --> 01:17:38,946 Hello there! Are you busy?! 1686 01:17:39,021 --> 01:17:41,512 - Hey, I'm not deaf! - What's that?! 1687 01:17:41,590 --> 01:17:43,182 I said, I'm not deaf! 1688 01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:44,691 Yeah! So am I! 1689 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,819 Look, we ought to get together sometime... 1690 01:17:46,895 --> 01:17:48,829 for a quiet little chat! 1691 01:17:48,897 --> 01:17:50,091 What for? 1692 01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:52,998 Yeah! Yeah, that's right! You're right! 1693 01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:07,845 Just my luck. Sammy winds him up in the first round. 1694 01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:09,042 Listen to 'em! 1695 01:18:09,117 --> 01:18:10,641 The crowd's yellin' for the main event! 1696 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:11,811 No foolin'! 1697 01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:16,548 Everything's wrong! 1698 01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:17,853 Yeah, these scales are wrong, too. 1699 01:18:17,926 --> 01:18:19,484 We gotta do something. We gotta stall for time. 1700 01:18:19,561 --> 01:18:20,653 What's our angle? What's our out? 1701 01:18:20,729 --> 01:18:22,026 I can get in the ring and take a few bows. 1702 01:18:22,097 --> 01:18:23,291 Why? 1703 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:25,492 I got it. I got it. We throw in Mrs. Hootenanny. 1704 01:18:25,567 --> 01:18:26,898 - Meaning me? - Come on! 1705 01:18:26,968 --> 01:18:28,265 We'll give 'em a little of that stuff... 1706 01:18:28,336 --> 01:18:29,598 about those tiny toddling tots. 1707 01:18:29,671 --> 01:18:30,865 That ought to empty the place. 1708 01:19:00,502 --> 01:19:02,367 Nice day! 1709 01:19:02,437 --> 01:19:04,302 He's not only deaf, but he's goofy. 1710 01:19:04,372 --> 01:19:05,532 Yeah. 1711 01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:20,279 Come on! 1712 01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:21,617 Step on it! 1713 01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:23,180 Step on it! 1714 01:19:27,662 --> 01:19:29,323 What's so funny about that? 1715 01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:35,293 You're a joker, are you? 1716 01:19:39,808 --> 01:19:41,708 I guess this is as close as you can get. 1717 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:42,744 Yeah. 1718 01:19:42,811 --> 01:19:44,244 Uh-huh. We'll get out here. 1719 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:45,836 - "We"? - Yeah. 1720 01:19:45,914 --> 01:19:48,041 There's enough for both of us. 1721 01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:50,050 Come on, baby. Come on. 1722 01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:51,745 Come on, come on. 1723 01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:53,344 That's a girl. That's a girl. 1724 01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:56,015 Come on. Come on, baby, come on. 1725 01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:58,491 It is my privilege to introduce to you... 1726 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,187 that well-known philanthropist... 1727 01:20:00,262 --> 01:20:03,197 Mrs. E. Winthrop Lemoyne! 1728 01:20:04,533 --> 01:20:05,864 Ladies and gentlemen... 1729 01:20:05,934 --> 01:20:08,664 I thank you for your support in my efforts... 1730 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:12,400 to supply milk for those tiny toddling tots. 1731 01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:13,873 He's here. 1732 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:23,784 That's it. Whoa! Whoa, Agnes. Whoa. 1733 01:20:23,852 --> 01:20:24,819 That's fine. 1734 01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:26,513 Hello, Speed. Look! 1735 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:27,782 Here's little Agnes. 1736 01:20:27,856 --> 01:20:29,346 Well, where did you get that? 1737 01:20:29,424 --> 01:20:31,824 Oh, I just brought her along for luck. 1738 01:20:31,893 --> 01:20:33,724 Well, you'll need it. 1739 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:36,896 Look out, Agnes. You're heavy! 1740 01:20:40,268 --> 01:20:41,826 What hit me? 1741 01:20:41,903 --> 01:20:43,734 He's here! He's here! The Tiger's here! 1742 01:20:43,805 --> 01:20:44,965 Yeah, he's been here, too. 1743 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,132 What's the matter? What happened? 1744 01:20:46,208 --> 01:20:47,607 He hit him in the face with his horse. 1745 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,007 Oh, this is brutal! 1746 01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:51,409 I shot that guy last night, but it was only a dream. 1747 01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:52,810 Get the aromatic spirit of ammonia. 1748 01:20:52,881 --> 01:20:54,508 - It's in my bag over there. - Huh? 1749 01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:56,073 Some ammonia! Some ammonia! 1750 01:20:56,151 --> 01:20:57,277 Some ammonia, some ammonia... 1751 01:20:57,352 --> 01:20:58,341 Come on, snap out of it, Speed. 1752 01:20:58,420 --> 01:20:59,853 Some ammonia. 1753 01:20:59,921 --> 01:21:01,650 Somonia. 1754 01:21:01,723 --> 01:21:04,624 Somonia, somonia. 1755 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,251 "Insomonia." 1756 01:21:06,328 --> 01:21:07,727 "Insomonia." 1757 01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:10,196 Oh, yeah. Here it is. 1758 01:21:10,265 --> 01:21:11,289 Here it is. 1759 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,032 Give him a swig of that. 1760 01:21:14,102 --> 01:21:15,399 Are you on for action? 1761 01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:16,835 We'll be out in a couple of minutes. 1762 01:21:16,905 --> 01:21:18,202 I don't like that stuff. 1763 01:21:18,273 --> 01:21:20,605 It'll straighten you out. I mixed it myself. 1764 01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:32,384 Now, get this... we've got to make it look good. 1765 01:21:32,454 --> 01:21:34,513 If you win with one punch, they'll know it's a fake. 1766 01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:36,056 There's a lot of wise guys around here... 1767 01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:37,386 that'll be throwing pop bottles at us! 1768 01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:39,188 I've been your manager for a long time. 1769 01:21:39,261 --> 01:21:40,728 You've paid me a lot of dough. 1770 01:21:40,795 --> 01:21:42,626 If you've ever listened to me, listen to me now. 1771 01:21:42,697 --> 01:21:45,257 You've got to make this guy look good for three rounds. 1772 01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:46,925 What's the matter with you? 1773 01:21:47,002 --> 01:21:49,470 Nothing. What's the matter with you? 1774 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,784 Ladies and gentlemen... 1775 01:22:12,861 --> 01:22:14,658 this is the main event of the evening... 1776 01:22:14,729 --> 01:22:16,424 fifteen rounds of boxing... 1777 01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:19,160 for the middleweight championship of the world! 1778 01:22:19,234 --> 01:22:22,465 Presenting a boy who, in the short time of 6 months... 1779 01:22:22,537 --> 01:22:26,200 has risen to be a leading contender... 1780 01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:28,208 for the middleweight championship... 1781 01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:31,370 none other than that Fighting Milkman... 1782 01:22:31,446 --> 01:22:34,540 Burleigh "Tiger" Sullivan! 1783 01:22:44,426 --> 01:22:46,758 Presenting... 1784 01:22:46,828 --> 01:22:51,731 the middleweight champion of the whole world... 1785 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,394 Speed McFarland! 1786 01:22:59,574 --> 01:23:02,441 Joe Lowry, referee! 1787 01:23:06,748 --> 01:23:09,774 Now, both of you boys know the rules in the boxing game. 1788 01:23:09,851 --> 01:23:11,785 I said, both of you boys know the rules in the boxing game. 1789 01:23:11,853 --> 01:23:14,879 Mr. Austin, I might just as well be broke the way I am now. 1790 01:23:14,956 --> 01:23:16,753 I'll bet you my end of the purse against yours. 1791 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:17,917 Hey, go ahead! 1792 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,893 Well, whatever you say goes, Mr. Sloan. 1793 01:23:19,961 --> 01:23:21,155 Come on. 1794 01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:27,233 Here, take another shot of this. 1795 01:23:38,146 --> 01:23:40,046 - Burleigh! - Polly! Mae! 1796 01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:41,912 Burleigh, don't go in there. You can't fight! 1797 01:23:41,983 --> 01:23:43,951 - I can't what? - They framed you. 1798 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:45,111 Speed is gonna knock you out. 1799 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:46,448 You never could fight, Burleigh. 1800 01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:49,820 - Oh, yes, I can. - Come on, Tiger. Snap into it. 1801 01:23:49,891 --> 01:23:51,449 Burleigh! 1802 01:23:51,526 --> 01:23:53,619 Suppose she's right. Suppose I can't fight. 1803 01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:54,753 Don't take a dame's word for nothin'. 1804 01:23:54,829 --> 01:23:56,797 They never start to think till after they open their mouth. 1805 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,834 Just walk right out there and give him that one, two. 1806 01:24:00,935 --> 01:24:02,926 She's right. She's right. 1807 01:24:03,004 --> 01:24:05,438 Hey, look. Here's your good luck charm. 1808 01:24:05,507 --> 01:24:08,601 Just hang on to this, and you can't lose! 1809 01:24:08,676 --> 01:24:10,303 Yeah, yeah. 1810 01:24:10,378 --> 01:24:11,709 What'd I tell you to do? 1811 01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:12,872 - Play around. - Ha ha. 1812 01:24:24,692 --> 01:24:26,319 Hey, your glasses! Give me your glasses! 1813 01:24:26,394 --> 01:24:27,418 - Oh, yes! - Your glasses! 1814 01:24:27,495 --> 01:24:28,621 Give me your glasses! 1815 01:24:28,696 --> 01:24:30,288 Wait a minute, now, Speed! Wait a minute! 1816 01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:31,525 He won't let me! 1817 01:24:31,599 --> 01:24:33,931 Hey, wait a minute. Take those off. 1818 01:24:34,002 --> 01:24:35,799 Can you get my foot out of there? 1819 01:24:35,870 --> 01:24:37,428 Well, hurry up! It hurts me! 1820 01:24:37,505 --> 01:24:38,767 Oh, for goodness sake. I'm doing the best I can. 1821 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:39,807 I know. 1822 01:25:21,382 --> 01:25:24,044 Help him out, boys. Play! Play! 1823 01:25:26,354 --> 01:25:29,812 Seven, eight, nine... 1824 01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:13,327 One, two, three... 1825 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:17,963 four, five, six... 1826 01:26:18,039 --> 01:26:20,735 seven, eight... 1827 01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:22,366 nine... out! 1828 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:45,791 Gee, Speed. I'm sorry I hurt you. 1829 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,028 I guess I didn't realize how strong I was. 1830 01:26:48,102 --> 01:26:49,831 Oh, leave me alone. 1831 01:26:49,904 --> 01:26:53,431 Burleigh, before all the press, I'm gonna make you an offer. 1832 01:26:53,508 --> 01:26:54,873 If you'll resign from the ring... 1833 01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:56,672 the undefeated champion of the world... 1834 01:26:56,744 --> 01:27:00,339 I'll make you my partner in the dairy business. 1835 01:27:00,415 --> 01:27:03,282 Ohh, that's wonderful, Mr. Aust... 1836 01:27:03,351 --> 01:27:04,545 Uh, Wilbur. Ha ha. 1837 01:27:04,619 --> 01:27:07,349 Say, boy, you've made me mighty happy tonight. 1838 01:27:07,422 --> 01:27:09,185 You know, everybody should be happy tonight. 1839 01:27:09,257 --> 01:27:10,952 Uh-huh. Now, Speed here, he's all right. 1840 01:27:11,025 --> 01:27:13,186 And then there's sis. She... 1841 01:27:13,261 --> 01:27:14,853 What about Gabby? 1842 01:27:14,929 --> 01:27:17,056 Oh, yeah. What about Gabby? We gotta do something. 1843 01:27:17,131 --> 01:27:19,531 Say, couldn't you make him your general manager? 1844 01:27:19,601 --> 01:27:21,296 He could give the boys up-and-at-'em. 1845 01:27:21,369 --> 01:27:23,030 Well, anything you say goes, partner. 1846 01:27:23,104 --> 01:27:24,298 But what about Speed here? 1847 01:27:24,372 --> 01:27:26,465 Oh, Speed, he's fine. He's a wealthy man. 1848 01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:28,475 You see, I bet all his money on me. 1849 01:27:28,543 --> 01:27:30,704 They gave me three to one, the darned fools.