1 00:00:02,905 --> 00:00:04,986 The measure of a man is not in his beliefs, 2 00:00:05,011 --> 00:00:06,347 but in his actions. 3 00:00:06,946 --> 00:00:10,061 Who said that? Was it GK Chesterton? Never mind. 4 00:00:10,839 --> 00:00:13,125 Whoever it was knew what they were talking about. 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,845 This vocation of ours, 6 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:17,554 it's about so much more than just preaching the word of God. 7 00:00:17,579 --> 00:00:19,019 It's about living it. 8 00:00:19,641 --> 00:00:21,386 It's about getting out there amongst the people. 9 00:00:21,410 --> 00:00:24,386 Not just giving our time, we're giving ourselves. 10 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:26,045 What we're doing isn't important. 11 00:00:26,070 --> 00:00:27,746 Who cares if we're sleeping, eating? 12 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:29,705 These people need us. 13 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,695 We can't just sit on the sidelines, praying. 14 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,320 What use is that on its own? It's no bloody use at all. 15 00:00:34,762 --> 00:00:38,832 Our door must always be open. Day and night, night and day. 16 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,120 We have to do as well. We have to act. 17 00:00:42,263 --> 00:00:44,028 We are the helpers. 18 00:00:44,562 --> 00:00:48,618 Every minute of every hour of every day, it is our duty to help. 19 00:00:48,643 --> 00:00:51,362 - Might I make a suggestion? - Of course. 20 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:54,769 Do you think perhaps you need a little holiday? 21 00:01:01,793 --> 00:01:03,386 Welcome to Merries, 22 00:01:03,410 --> 00:01:07,109 where there's never a dull day and the sun always shines. 23 00:01:07,303 --> 00:01:11,386 Leave your worries far behind you and forget about everyday strife! 24 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:14,160 We're here to put a smile on your face. 25 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,386 This is your time to relax, to unwind, 26 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,037 to enjoy life to the fullest. 27 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,256 You can be who you please at Merries, 28 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:24,257 so put on your glad rags, 29 00:01:24,282 --> 00:01:26,258 dust off your dancing shoes, 30 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:30,259 and get ready to make friends and memories you'll never forget. 31 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:34,543 I wish you and yours a truly wonderful day! 32 00:01:34,568 --> 00:01:36,426 - Off you go, then. - Summer holiday! 33 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:41,334 I'm pretty sure hell is two hours in a car with that lot. 34 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,998 Sylvia, where's my hat? 35 00:01:44,023 --> 00:01:45,291 On your head, Jack. 36 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:49,424 I need to make a call. I didn't cancel Bible study. 37 00:01:49,449 --> 00:01:51,004 - Oh, no, no, no. - What? 38 00:01:51,029 --> 00:01:52,915 No talking about work. We're on holiday. 39 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:55,398 - How was the train? - Busy. What have I missed? 40 00:01:55,423 --> 00:01:56,802 Will, talking about work. 41 00:01:56,827 --> 00:01:59,329 - Oh, I don't talk about it that much. - You're still talking about it now. 42 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:03,499 - Where's Leonard? - Looking for his Gorki. 43 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,800 Ooh, Sylvia, they do donkey rides. 44 00:02:06,714 --> 00:02:10,208 A-ha! Only Maxim can get me through this torment. 45 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:11,386 To hell with Maxim. 46 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,812 We're getting drunk and going on a pedalo. 47 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,271 Good Lord. 48 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,880 - Davenport party? - That's us. 49 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,845 Welcome to Merries! 50 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:28,765 I'm Roy Reeves, your most venerated host. 51 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:31,862 - This is the other half, Babs. - We met at castanet class. 52 00:02:31,887 --> 00:02:34,386 Yeah, I don't know what it was, we just clicked. 53 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:36,892 Click, click! 54 00:02:36,983 --> 00:02:40,870 Sunny, would you mind showing these fine folk to their chalets, please? 55 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,160 Absolutely, Mr Reeves. 56 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:44,896 Castanet class! 57 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:45,949 Ta-ra! 58 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:48,386 I hope you're all ready for a merry time! 59 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:49,765 Yes. 60 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:52,161 Doesn't sound very merry to me. 61 00:02:52,186 --> 00:02:54,386 Are you ready for a merry time?! 62 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:55,926 - Yes! - Yes! 63 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:10,250 Yay! 64 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,410 Hi! 65 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,680 Didn't do this at private school. 66 00:03:43,410 --> 00:03:44,610 Oh, good one! 67 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:01,760 - Sorry, we're a little delayed due to... - Snoozing. 68 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:04,033 - Good to know. - We'll be right behind you. 69 00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:11,613 Sorry we're late, we were... having a snooze. 70 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:18,264 - Sorry! Sorry! - Having a snooze? 71 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:19,635 If you say so. 72 00:04:20,304 --> 00:04:21,960 - Jack! - What? 73 00:04:23,337 --> 00:04:25,313 Welcome, one and all! 74 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,336 Hope you're ready to have some fun, fun, fun tonight, 75 00:04:28,361 --> 00:04:29,720 you merry lot! 76 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:34,486 Welcome to the stage, the one, the only, 77 00:04:34,511 --> 00:04:37,340 Merries House Band! 78 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:45,386 ♪ When I get withdrawal It just gets me down ♪ 79 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,386 ♪ A needle and a record Is what keeps me sound... ♪ 80 00:04:48,763 --> 00:04:51,760 Fun (!) Was there ever a more insipid word? 81 00:04:52,346 --> 00:04:54,000 You know what I hate more than fun? 82 00:04:54,025 --> 00:04:55,385 Enforced fun. 83 00:04:55,410 --> 00:04:58,586 If someone has to tell you something's fun, it generally isn't. 84 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,969 Oh, neighbours. Nice. 85 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:06,280 I'm Sid Danker. This is my... wife, Margie. 86 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:07,836 - Nice to meet ya. - Hello. 87 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,020 How do you do? 88 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,160 Mwah! 89 00:05:11,887 --> 00:05:14,386 - You been here before? - No, first time. 90 00:05:14,661 --> 00:05:18,000 Quality of guest isn't what it was. Too many Northerners. 91 00:05:18,506 --> 00:05:20,086 Is that right? 92 00:05:20,336 --> 00:05:23,059 I'll tell you what, we'll get on your table tomorrow, shall we? 93 00:05:23,084 --> 00:05:24,060 We'll have a good chinwag. 94 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:26,320 - Lovely. - Yeah, lovely. 95 00:05:26,925 --> 00:05:29,410 - Wouldn't that be lovely? - Lovely. 96 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:47,386 Scouts! I didn't cancel them. 97 00:05:47,643 --> 00:05:49,063 Will! 98 00:05:49,088 --> 00:05:50,410 Relax. 99 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,040 Tiptoe through the roses. 100 00:05:53,136 --> 00:05:55,312 - Tulips. - Exactly. 101 00:05:55,337 --> 00:05:58,280 - Breathe the fresh air. - Look at the stars. 102 00:05:58,305 --> 00:05:59,801 Have a snooze, maybe. 103 00:06:00,297 --> 00:06:03,080 It's been a while since you had a lady friend. 104 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:06,186 - Romance, that's what you need. - Find yourself a nice girl. 105 00:06:06,211 --> 00:06:07,753 All right, all right, thank you, everyone, 106 00:06:07,778 --> 00:06:10,164 for that sage and unsolicited advice. 107 00:06:10,189 --> 00:06:12,735 Photograph? Two bob for five copies. 108 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,140 Oh, lovely. 109 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:17,048 Smile. Come on. 110 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:21,746 - Say "Merries". - Merries! 111 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,386 I couldn't help but overhear. 112 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:30,817 If it's a nice girl you're looking for... 113 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,496 She's not my type. 114 00:06:39,429 --> 00:06:40,634 Too attractive? 115 00:06:41,323 --> 00:06:42,706 Too friendly? 116 00:06:42,874 --> 00:06:44,883 Too uncomplicated? 117 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:56,400 ♪ My sweet-looking woman Ever so, so keen ♪ 118 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:01,155 ♪ Can't get her out of my head ♪ 119 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,136 ♪ She had eyes of blue And lips of red ♪ 120 00:07:04,161 --> 00:07:06,789 ♪ Well, I just can't get the woman Out of my head. ♪ 121 00:07:23,064 --> 00:07:27,040 The Merries House Band, everyone! Weren't they fantastic, yeah? 122 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:29,880 Now, before we crack on, 123 00:07:30,055 --> 00:07:33,385 regulars Margie and Sid 124 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:36,190 have been married two years today. 125 00:07:36,215 --> 00:07:37,973 Hurray! 126 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:39,293 Come on, Marge, up you come. 127 00:07:39,664 --> 00:07:40,780 Up you come. 128 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,489 Come on! 129 00:07:46,689 --> 00:07:48,962 Ain't she beautiful? 130 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,560 Come on, give 'em a spin. Give 'em a spin. 131 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,747 Happy anniversary, darling. 132 00:08:00,727 --> 00:08:02,138 You're the light of my life. 133 00:08:02,263 --> 00:08:05,671 Let's see how that light's going in a decade, eh, folks? 134 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:09,327 Margie and Sid! 135 00:08:16,409 --> 00:08:18,501 For goodness' sake, Sid, do you have to make such a show? 136 00:08:18,526 --> 00:08:19,982 Everyone's staring! 137 00:08:23,105 --> 00:08:25,298 Had my cheque book stolen the other day. 138 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,160 I didn't report it to the police. 139 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,386 Nah, the thief spent less than the wife. 140 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:33,066 But that is marriage for you. 141 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:35,386 It a very expensive way of getting your laundry done... 142 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,845 I'm not sure I can sit through this for the next five nights. 143 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:40,326 Try a whole summer. It's intolerable. 144 00:08:40,847 --> 00:08:44,199 You know, marriage, it's like a deck chair, innit? 145 00:08:45,019 --> 00:08:48,716 It's ever so comfy at first, bloody impossible to get out of. 146 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:53,119 - Whoa! - Sid! 147 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:01,199 Help me get him back to the chalet. 148 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:07,059 Quality of guest isn't what it was. 149 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,386 I've got 'em rolling in the aisles down here! 150 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:11,592 It's not that funny, Sid. 151 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,386 Now, the wife, she said... 152 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,760 Nightcap? 153 00:09:21,836 --> 00:09:24,615 I would, but I thought it might be nice 154 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,053 to take in the evening air. 155 00:09:27,926 --> 00:09:29,122 Right. 156 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,612 That's not the knock. 157 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,386 Simon says touch your knees. 158 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,386 Oh, they're playing Simon Says. 159 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:23,037 Do you wanna join in? 160 00:10:23,216 --> 00:10:25,192 No? Oh. 161 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,386 Simon says hop like a bunny rabbit! Hop, hop, hop. 162 00:10:27,556 --> 00:10:29,556 Good Lord. 163 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,040 Oh, come on, I'm starving. 164 00:10:33,683 --> 00:10:35,886 My stomach thinks my throat's been cut. 165 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,426 - I know. I understand. - I've been here for 25 minutes! 166 00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:41,386 - This happened last year! - I want a refund! 167 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:43,431 Ladies and gentlemen, if you could just bear with us. 168 00:10:43,456 --> 00:10:44,351 Come with me now. 169 00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:46,095 We'll be serving breakfast as soon as we can. 170 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:49,386 Standards have slipped. Didn't I say? 171 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,672 Probably all those Northerners, eh (?) 172 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:56,410 Oh, looks like somebody had the dodgy salmon. 173 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:02,815 Nah, I'm on my holidays. 174 00:11:16,183 --> 00:11:18,183 - Guests aren't allowed in yet. - I'm a vicar. 175 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,386 Wife's in a terrible state. 176 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,386 It's none of my business. 177 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:02,934 Police haven't sealed off the scene. 178 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:06,935 My only business is relaxing with my thoughts. 179 00:12:07,007 --> 00:12:08,983 Already seen the laundry men go in. 180 00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:11,008 Guests leaving without being interviewed. 181 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,410 Absolutely not. 182 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:19,410 Absolutely bloody not. 183 00:12:23,579 --> 00:12:26,036 You might want to photograph the body before you move him. 184 00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:32,800 Detective Constable Gerry Wicks. And who the hell might you be? 185 00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:35,320 Detective Inspector Keating. 186 00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:39,352 - I see. - Technically, "I see, sir." 187 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:43,246 Wife says he had a dodgy ticker. 188 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,386 Few too many beers, few too many ciggies. 189 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,360 Hits the deck like a sack of potatoes. 190 00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:52,921 Apologies. 191 00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:55,125 It's natural causes. 192 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,786 I'd stake my life on it. 193 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:01,224 Geordie, soil. 194 00:13:02,036 --> 00:13:03,294 Here, you see. 195 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,640 He was dragged in. 196 00:13:07,261 --> 00:13:08,671 Lidocaine. 197 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,546 Might not wanna stake your life on natural causes just yet. 198 00:13:11,571 --> 00:13:13,040 Was he taking painkillers? 199 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:16,416 Roy had a slipped disk. It had bothered him for years. 200 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,680 - Was it bothering him last night? - Well, I wouldn't know. 201 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:22,803 He comes here to practise his routine after closing. 202 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,459 I was in bed. 203 00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:32,066 Ah, thank you! Thank you for your concern... sir. 204 00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,920 I look forward to speaking again, Gerry. 205 00:13:37,868 --> 00:13:40,013 You don't mind if I call you Gerry, do you? 206 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,586 If you could be as discreet as possible, 207 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,688 I would really appreciate it. 208 00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:50,806 You seemed upset by your husband's jokes. 209 00:13:51,549 --> 00:13:53,080 They're terrible jokes. 210 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,099 About his terrible wife. 211 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,386 It's an act. It's not real. 212 00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:58,813 A little close to the knuckle. 213 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,256 A joke isn't a joke if it's not close to the knuckle, 214 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:02,711 wouldn't you say? 215 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:15,583 Five whole days without a carcass, is it too much to ask? 216 00:14:15,608 --> 00:14:16,615 We keep going. 217 00:14:16,852 --> 00:14:20,828 We keep giving our guests a merry old time, for Roy. 218 00:14:21,162 --> 00:14:22,693 She seems pretty stoic. 219 00:14:22,743 --> 00:14:24,130 Howdy there, fellas. 220 00:14:25,577 --> 00:14:26,720 Howdy, Sid. 221 00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:29,184 - Is it a murder? - Is it the wife? 222 00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:30,535 Sylvia! 223 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,830 In my Agatha Christies, it's always the wife. 224 00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:36,765 - Well, it looks like natural causes. - Aw, poor chap. 225 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:38,495 Time to join our conga line! 226 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,885 - Conga line, Sylvia! - Ooh, I love a conga line! 227 00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:45,985 - Sorry about Mr Reeves. - He'd want us to enjoy ourselves. 228 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,746 Let's make this a day to remember! 229 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:53,410 The longest conga line yet! 230 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,148 Did you hear that music blast last night? 231 00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:04,410 It was ten past midnight, I checked. 232 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:07,796 Come and join the conga line! 233 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,950 Come on, you two, no excuses! 234 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,120 Because nothing says "in memoriam" like a conga line (!) 235 00:15:15,089 --> 00:15:16,520 - Is that an Argus? - It is. 236 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,386 Bit old, but... 237 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,386 I use an Argus. I've actually just had some photos accepted 238 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:25,386 - for an exhibition. - Really? We'd love to take a look. 239 00:15:25,515 --> 00:15:28,386 Calling Mr Marlowe to the conga line! 240 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,360 Daniel Marlowe, hurry up! 241 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,930 - Duty calls. - Another time, perhaps. 242 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,586 - Oh, Gorki. - Have you read it? 243 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:42,772 Half of it. It's quite... 244 00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:46,760 Impenetrable? Dull? 245 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,440 So unbelievably dull. 246 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,777 Calling Leonard Finch to the conga line. 247 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,096 Leonard Finch to the conga line. Hurry up! 248 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,257 Leonard Finch. 249 00:15:58,273 --> 00:15:59,757 Bryan Stanford. 250 00:16:09,124 --> 00:16:11,124 So, he's listening to this. 251 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,860 He slumps forward... 252 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,940 OK, but then how does he end up in the ballroom? 253 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:43,410 Geordie. 254 00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:56,952 Excuse me, guests aren't allowed in here. 255 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,410 Sorry, we... we didn't realise. 256 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,495 Ah, would you look at that? 257 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,040 Mm-hm, fancy (!) 258 00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:08,865 This safe, where does Mr Reeves keep the key? 259 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,615 - You shouldn't be in here. - He's a detective. 260 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,133 - He's just doing his job. - And I'm doing mine. 261 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,115 Perhaps you'd like to answer his question. 262 00:17:16,807 --> 00:17:19,040 Perhaps you'd like to obey the sign. 263 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,906 Ah. Mm-hm. 264 00:17:24,983 --> 00:17:27,463 Enjoy rifling through a dead man's belongings. 265 00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:31,410 Does she ever stop smiling? 266 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,386 Sorry, you were probably just being polite, 267 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,386 - saying you'd see my work. - Not at all. 268 00:17:41,899 --> 00:17:43,515 Beautiful light. 269 00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:46,410 Not that I'm an aficionado. 270 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,286 - Firenze! - Have you been? 271 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:52,898 No. 272 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,680 Me neither. I've never been anywhere. 273 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:58,029 Thank you. 274 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,737 I went to Morocco once. 275 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:05,048 It was transcendent. 276 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:09,386 Hard to find transcendence in this place. 277 00:18:09,558 --> 00:18:10,962 I can imagine. 278 00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:23,030 There's hours' worth of Cinefilm here. 279 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,064 Oh, Margie gets about a bit. 280 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,728 Not just the Northerners lowering the tone, then. 281 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:37,400 She's no ordinary holidaymaker. She was working the camp. 282 00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,815 Roy sets his male guests up with Margie, takes these... 283 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,332 Then what, he blackmails them? 284 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:50,936 Not exactly the souvenir snap you'd want your wife to see, is it? 285 00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,249 Well, would you look at that? 286 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:02,124 Well, that is certainly one way to meet the light of your life. 287 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,760 Bodies square, please. 288 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,256 Right. 289 00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:09,787 May I? 290 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,386 All right. Got my eye on you. 291 00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:15,160 - Keep your hands north of the border. - Sid, please! 292 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,016 So, how long you been coming here? 293 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:29,826 - I used to work here, so... - Let me guess. You're a dancer. 294 00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:33,115 Dancer, singer. 295 00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:36,103 Entertainment was something back then. 296 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:39,746 Local paper used to say I was destined for the West End. 297 00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:45,667 Is this where you and Sid met? 298 00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:48,800 Place must hold happy memories. 299 00:19:49,136 --> 00:19:52,336 I think you should concentrate on your footwork, Mr Davenport. 300 00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:57,099 Margie, we've seen the photographs. 301 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,408 The ones Mr Reeves took. 302 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,436 Excuse me. 303 00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,027 Margie? 304 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,873 What did you say to her? 305 00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:23,786 What is it, my love? 306 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,520 - Come here. - Stop fretting, Sid, please. 307 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,506 I demand to know what you said to her. 308 00:20:29,571 --> 00:20:32,386 Demand? Don't be so dramatic. 309 00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:35,005 They know. About me. 310 00:20:35,731 --> 00:20:37,639 What sodding business is it of yours? 311 00:20:40,037 --> 00:20:42,865 - I thought you were on your holidays? - So did I, Sid. 312 00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,294 I saved her from that bastard. 313 00:20:47,216 --> 00:20:50,168 What matters is Margie's with me now and she's happy. 314 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:52,386 You got nothing to be ashamed of, my love. 315 00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,599 Do you have to make such a song and dance, Sid? 316 00:20:59,835 --> 00:21:01,386 You must've despised him. 317 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:03,764 Us, and anyone who met him. 318 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:06,960 - So, why come back? - To rub the bastard's nose in it. 319 00:21:07,938 --> 00:21:09,386 He tried to ruin me. 320 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:13,541 I got the girl. I got the happy ever after. 321 00:21:14,796 --> 00:21:16,796 Good riddance to him, I say. 322 00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:24,874 Do you ever feel different from other people? 323 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,426 I think the more appropriate question might be, 324 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,848 do I ever feel remotely the same? 325 00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:36,386 You know, I... I look around here and I see all these people smiling 326 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,906 and enjoying themselves. 327 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,227 All this inane bloody nonsense. 328 00:21:41,252 --> 00:21:42,828 They're just having fun. 329 00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:46,410 It is terribly inane, though, isn't it? 330 00:21:53,053 --> 00:21:57,029 Being different isn't so terribly bad. 331 00:21:57,592 --> 00:22:00,189 Better than being something you're not. 332 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,211 You'll go there one day. 333 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:08,729 Sell your photographs outside the Duomo. 334 00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,410 Make an absolute fortune. 335 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,347 No. 336 00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:17,728 Sorry. 337 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,597 No, sorry. I'm sorry. 338 00:22:39,218 --> 00:22:41,906 Bringing your wife back to the place she turned tricks. 339 00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:45,410 - To show off to your blackmailer. - Who says romance is dead? 340 00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:49,770 - Who turned tricks? - Who's a blackmailer? 341 00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:52,539 No-one. 342 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,386 I've set up the projector in the main office, Inspector. 343 00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:56,673 Thank you. 344 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,386 It's just a bit of film I've got to watch, Cathy. 345 00:22:59,410 --> 00:23:01,059 Natural causes, you said. 346 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,386 As natural as they come. 347 00:23:04,412 --> 00:23:06,386 And Detective Wicks will be here shortly. 348 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,920 Mm-hm. 349 00:23:08,105 --> 00:23:11,017 Promise me there is not a murderer on the loose. 350 00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:12,880 What about the kids?! 351 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,080 Wouldn't fancy his chances against our lot. 352 00:23:16,410 --> 00:23:18,291 We don't know if it's murder. 353 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:21,897 Not for sure. 354 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,920 Five days, you said. 355 00:23:28,754 --> 00:23:31,322 Do you know what's worse than enforced fun? 356 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,920 Someone that sulks their way through it. 357 00:23:36,006 --> 00:23:37,410 Don't be angry. 358 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:40,369 Why would I be angry? 359 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:44,426 I was convivial with Bryan, 360 00:23:45,646 --> 00:23:47,386 he got the wrong impression, 361 00:23:47,531 --> 00:23:48,940 - and... - Sir? 362 00:23:50,410 --> 00:23:51,804 And...? 363 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,590 He tried to kiss me. 364 00:23:56,211 --> 00:23:58,386 Bryan? Bryan, Bryan?! 365 00:23:58,410 --> 00:23:59,831 Shhh! 366 00:24:00,958 --> 00:24:02,696 Take it as a compliment. 367 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,710 You're a handsome chap. He's a handsome chap. 368 00:24:11,586 --> 00:24:14,386 ♪ I can't No matter how hard I try ♪ 369 00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:16,535 ♪ So why don't you join me And face your fears? ♪ 370 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,386 ♪ Stay still, honey And I'll check your arrears ♪ 371 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,393 ♪ Pretty woman There's no turning back ♪ 372 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,386 ♪ You've got to feel it baby Like a train on a track... ♪ 373 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:24,692 Overdose. 374 00:24:25,473 --> 00:24:28,586 There's enough lidocaine to kill that bloody donkey out there. 375 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:31,150 I still think there's a chance it could be natural causes. 376 00:24:31,747 --> 00:24:33,859 When was the last time you had a murder case? 377 00:24:34,410 --> 00:24:36,410 '36, I believe. 378 00:24:38,502 --> 00:24:39,702 Where were you? 379 00:24:41,592 --> 00:24:42,770 School. 380 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,206 I'll look this over for you, how about that, hm? 381 00:24:47,124 --> 00:24:50,386 I doubt it'll make much difference, but if you must. 382 00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:52,040 ♪ I need a rhythm With a stomping beat ♪ 383 00:24:52,065 --> 00:24:54,535 ♪ It's ruling my body From my head to my feet ♪ 384 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,080 ♪ I need a small dose Just to keep me sane ♪ 385 00:24:57,105 --> 00:24:59,600 ♪ While the rock 'n' roll music Flows to my brain ♪ 386 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,386 ♪ I can't live without it now Don't you doubt it, baby ♪ 387 00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:07,386 ♪ Well, you may think I'm crazy But it's my desire ♪ 388 00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:09,386 ♪ This sound Is just what gets me high ♪ 389 00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:12,426 ♪ You can tell me to quit But I'll have to admit ♪ 390 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:15,386 ♪ I can't No matter how hard I try ♪ 391 00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:18,386 ♪ So why don't you join me ♪ And face your fears... ♪ 392 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:21,386 - Mrs Reeves. - Evening, Miss Grant. 393 00:25:21,668 --> 00:25:23,090 Lovely dress. 394 00:25:23,115 --> 00:25:24,816 Were you aware of your husband's dealings? 395 00:25:24,841 --> 00:25:26,316 We having a merry old time? 396 00:25:27,072 --> 00:25:28,855 Did you know he was blackmailing the guests? 397 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,386 - Of course I bloody did. - But you didn't stop him? 398 00:25:31,661 --> 00:25:33,386 This place was my father's. 399 00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:35,755 Then I married, and it belonged to Roy. 400 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:37,644 He ruined it. 401 00:25:38,552 --> 00:25:40,386 That's the way it goes, isn't it? 402 00:25:40,769 --> 00:25:45,386 So, yes, I knew what he was doing. And, no, I didn't stop him. 403 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:47,410 Does that answer your question? 404 00:25:51,479 --> 00:25:52,640 Lidocaine. 405 00:25:53,902 --> 00:25:55,028 Injected? 406 00:25:56,534 --> 00:25:58,020 Swelling in the throat. 407 00:25:58,410 --> 00:26:01,386 So he ingested it. With his supper, maybe? 408 00:26:01,948 --> 00:26:04,138 Starting to wish I hadn't had that hot pot. 409 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,880 He was fine on stage. 410 00:26:06,756 --> 00:26:08,386 It must be someone who knew him. 411 00:26:08,410 --> 00:26:11,511 - Excuse me, would you like to dance? - Not now, sorry. 412 00:26:13,982 --> 00:26:15,875 Someone who knew he took lidocaine. 413 00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:20,994 What? 414 00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:25,245 You only live once. 415 00:26:33,001 --> 00:26:34,817 I think I was a little rude. 416 00:26:34,842 --> 00:26:37,632 - A little? - Inordinately rude. 417 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,386 Extremely, supremely... 418 00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:43,386 - Extraordinarily? - Extraordinarily rude. 419 00:26:43,591 --> 00:26:45,257 I'd love to dance with you. 420 00:26:50,912 --> 00:26:52,456 You coming or not? 421 00:27:16,183 --> 00:27:17,833 Now who's smiling? 422 00:27:40,857 --> 00:27:44,840 - So, tell me. - Pamela. My real name's Pamela. 423 00:27:45,152 --> 00:27:48,170 - Pamela's nice. Pamela's... - Middle-aged with too many kids. 424 00:27:48,195 --> 00:27:50,035 Ha! And a husband she hates. 425 00:27:51,056 --> 00:27:53,480 Pamela Smith doesn't get top billing at the Palladium. 426 00:27:53,925 --> 00:27:56,585 Besides, everyone here's pretending to be someone they're not. 427 00:27:57,579 --> 00:27:58,960 I bet even you are. 428 00:27:59,090 --> 00:28:03,083 - Sadly, I am deeply uncomplicated. - Uh-uh. No. 429 00:28:03,410 --> 00:28:06,023 This face is hiding all sorts of secrets. 430 00:28:06,264 --> 00:28:08,240 Go on, then, try me. 431 00:28:08,947 --> 00:28:10,386 You've got a love child. 432 00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:11,958 Not that I know of. 433 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,386 Doomed affair with a beautiful widow? 434 00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:15,816 Ah, if only. 435 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:17,796 There must be something. 436 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:22,088 I am my work. My work is me. 437 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:24,090 That's as scandalous as it gets. 438 00:28:49,026 --> 00:28:51,764 Do you ever feel like you work because there's something missing? 439 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:55,358 - That got serious suddenly. - We can do serious, can't we? 440 00:28:57,205 --> 00:29:00,181 I love what I do. I love making people happy. 441 00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:02,786 Oh, I love my job, too. I just... 442 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,720 Sometimes, I feel like there must be something else. 443 00:29:07,116 --> 00:29:08,316 Like what? 444 00:29:09,577 --> 00:29:10,879 I don't know. 445 00:29:11,803 --> 00:29:13,169 Yes, you do. 446 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,040 You know how this goes, right? 447 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:23,905 We have a few nice nights, you go back to your life, 448 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:27,354 I go back to mine, and we never see each other again. 449 00:29:27,379 --> 00:29:29,385 Mmm, it's a terrible idea (!) 450 00:29:29,674 --> 00:29:32,562 - Terrible. - Truly, truly awful. 451 00:29:45,558 --> 00:29:47,614 Er... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to stop you there. 452 00:30:14,956 --> 00:30:16,600 He told me he'd destroy this. 453 00:30:16,762 --> 00:30:19,527 He used you, like he used Margie. 454 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,587 Not like Margie. I'm not cheap. 455 00:30:23,236 --> 00:30:25,753 You don't like what Roy was making you do. 456 00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:30,186 Him dying certainly put a stop to that. 457 00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:32,285 You think I killed him? 458 00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:35,386 - Did you? - 100 times in my head. 459 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:36,431 But no. 460 00:30:37,163 --> 00:30:38,704 Did you sleep with them? 461 00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:45,968 Is that all this was to you? 462 00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:48,213 Just a way to blackmail me? 463 00:30:58,746 --> 00:31:01,455 Oh, this is the most uncomfortable bed I've ever slept in. 464 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,386 It's cheap and it's gaudy, 465 00:31:03,410 --> 00:31:05,386 and I'd quite like Mrs C to boil these sheets. 466 00:31:06,329 --> 00:31:08,121 Doesn't seem so bad. 467 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,363 Just a minute! 468 00:31:12,742 --> 00:31:14,233 Might I talk with you? 469 00:31:16,965 --> 00:31:18,271 Bryan. 470 00:31:33,189 --> 00:31:36,165 I never had Sunny down as a younger version of Margie. 471 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,280 Are you upset? 472 00:31:38,410 --> 00:31:40,410 - No. - You liar. 473 00:31:42,410 --> 00:31:46,410 You're right about one thing. You do not have a type. 474 00:31:50,262 --> 00:31:51,815 From a nun to a prostitute. 475 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,998 - Geordie. - It's almost biblical. 476 00:31:57,243 --> 00:31:58,523 It's Roy. 477 00:31:59,410 --> 00:32:01,770 Well, if he's in it, then who took it? 478 00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:08,697 Thank you, contestant five. And the scores are? 479 00:32:09,090 --> 00:32:13,006 - Go on, Margie, get up there. - I don't want to, Sid. 480 00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:22,640 And our final pair of pins! 481 00:32:23,088 --> 00:32:24,386 Go on, Sylvia. 482 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:27,386 Contestant number six is housekeeper to Reverend Davenport 483 00:32:27,410 --> 00:32:29,320 and his curate Mr Finch. 484 00:32:30,001 --> 00:32:33,604 What did God say after creating man? "I can do better." 485 00:32:33,629 --> 00:32:35,629 And these legs are living proof. 486 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:39,386 - Bloody hell. - Higher! Higher! 487 00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:40,972 Lower! Lower! 488 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,160 Thank you, contestant number six. 489 00:32:43,806 --> 00:32:45,149 And the scores are? 490 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,908 Well done, Sylvia. 491 00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:50,320 And the winner is contestant number 6! 492 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:51,586 Oh! 493 00:32:56,144 --> 00:32:58,701 This might be the happiest day of my life. 494 00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:01,255 Our wedding apart, of course. 495 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,720 You know they give it to the old girls out of sympathy. 496 00:33:07,143 --> 00:33:09,143 Know that from experience, Margie? 497 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,160 Mrs Chapman. 498 00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:16,203 Excellent. 499 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:20,510 A word, if you don't mind. 500 00:33:22,982 --> 00:33:25,989 Mr Reeves would set up the men with Sunny. 501 00:33:26,930 --> 00:33:28,344 I'd film them. 502 00:33:28,851 --> 00:33:30,211 In flagrante? 503 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:32,735 No, Sunny would never go that far. 504 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:36,410 She'd dance with them. A kiss, maybe. 505 00:33:38,536 --> 00:33:40,161 What other footage do you have? 506 00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:42,844 You were filming the night Mr Reeves died. 507 00:33:43,824 --> 00:33:46,410 Er... just his comedy routine. 508 00:33:51,410 --> 00:33:53,410 "Comedy" in inverted commas. 509 00:33:56,197 --> 00:33:57,385 Can I take this? 510 00:33:57,843 --> 00:33:59,117 Absolutely. 511 00:34:01,633 --> 00:34:04,923 - You're a clergyman? - That's right. 512 00:34:06,243 --> 00:34:08,845 It's a rather delicate matter. 513 00:34:09,642 --> 00:34:11,715 Anything you say will be in confidence. 514 00:34:15,905 --> 00:34:17,286 Your curate. 515 00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:21,357 I saw him with a man. 516 00:34:22,345 --> 00:34:24,119 They were in bed together. 517 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,294 That can't be the case. 518 00:34:29,362 --> 00:34:30,599 Are you doubting what I saw? 519 00:34:30,934 --> 00:34:33,114 I'm doubting your reading of the situation. 520 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,620 What other way is there to read it? 521 00:34:36,027 --> 00:34:37,575 - I'll speak to him. - I should report it. 522 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,600 I'll speak to him. 523 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:43,410 Please, just... just leave it with me. 524 00:34:47,023 --> 00:34:49,503 Action has to be taken, Mr Davenport. 525 00:34:51,236 --> 00:34:52,804 He has to be dealt with. 526 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:28,110 Bugger. Nothing. 527 00:35:29,157 --> 00:35:30,592 Let's watch it again. 528 00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:33,896 No, no, no, you don't. 529 00:35:34,410 --> 00:35:38,386 You're gonna have dinner with me, then we're going to dance, 530 00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:40,386 before you walk me out under the stars 531 00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:42,426 to tell me that you love me. 532 00:35:43,061 --> 00:35:44,313 Understood? 533 00:35:45,081 --> 00:35:46,856 That sounds pretty comprehensive. 534 00:35:58,506 --> 00:36:00,026 He keeps staring. 535 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:03,410 Have a drink, stop worrying. 536 00:36:09,563 --> 00:36:12,923 - I'm so scared. - Go on, you'll be great. 537 00:36:21,163 --> 00:36:23,353 Roy promised he'd make her a star. 538 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,386 What she had to do wasn't her choice. 539 00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:28,386 Roy wasn't there when she made a play for me. 540 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,722 Who said she was making a play? 541 00:36:31,930 --> 00:36:34,930 Did it ever cross your mind that it was as simple as she liked you? 542 00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:51,386 Not now, I've got butterflies enough. 543 00:36:51,492 --> 00:36:54,902 I'm sorry. You can understand why I thought what I thought. 544 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,491 That I was cheap? 545 00:36:56,936 --> 00:36:59,344 - That your intentions towards me were... - Cheap. 546 00:37:00,482 --> 00:37:02,818 - I'm not Margie. - I didn't say you were. 547 00:37:02,843 --> 00:37:04,320 I didn't sleep with them. 548 00:37:04,882 --> 00:37:07,385 I'm not hitching my wagon to the first miserable old sod 549 00:37:07,410 --> 00:37:08,687 who can get me out of here. 550 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:10,811 I liked you. 551 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,646 Liked, past tense? 552 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,867 The Merries House Band! 553 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:28,459 Now, please, give a very warm welcome to tonight's act, 554 00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:31,218 Miss Pamela Smith. 555 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,263 We'll see. 556 00:37:40,136 --> 00:37:41,393 Thank you. Thank you. 557 00:37:42,410 --> 00:37:44,906 I've been doing some decorating recently. 558 00:37:45,031 --> 00:37:48,831 D'you know how many men it takes to wallpaper a bedroom? 559 00:37:49,304 --> 00:37:51,960 Well, depends on how thinly you slice them. 560 00:38:01,632 --> 00:38:03,906 A friend of mine once said that marriage is... 561 00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:04,979 - The stout. - What? 562 00:38:05,003 --> 00:38:06,386 ...a three-ring circus. 563 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,386 - The lidocaine was in the stout. - Engagement ring, 564 00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:10,586 wedding ring, suffering. 565 00:38:17,049 --> 00:38:19,492 Right, don't take your eyes off that glass. 566 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:23,426 - Oh, bugger. - No, no, no. No. 567 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:26,250 Look how much stout's in his glass now. 568 00:38:27,236 --> 00:38:28,596 Maybe he got a top up. 569 00:38:30,116 --> 00:38:32,116 Or someone gave him that glass. 570 00:38:35,692 --> 00:38:38,386 I sometimes think wives are like ventriloquists. 571 00:38:38,410 --> 00:38:40,386 They sit there nodding 572 00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:41,960 whilst the dummy does all the talking. 573 00:38:43,346 --> 00:38:47,282 You know what I mean, ladies, "Yak, yak, yak." 574 00:38:47,650 --> 00:38:49,626 Ah, my grandmother had it right. 575 00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:52,200 She buried three husbands. Three! 576 00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:53,855 Two of them were only napping. 577 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,826 My granny was onto something, she really was. 578 00:38:56,851 --> 00:38:59,386 She said the quickest way to a man's heart 579 00:38:59,410 --> 00:39:01,386 was through his chest. 580 00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,386 She wasn't wrong. 581 00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:04,386 You put the lidocaine in your own drink 582 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,746 and you gave it to Roy. 583 00:39:06,048 --> 00:39:07,386 I don't follow you. 584 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:08,905 Outside. 585 00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:11,906 I have three pets, which is pretty much like having a husband. 586 00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:14,386 A dog who growls all morning, a parrot who swears all day, 587 00:39:14,410 --> 00:39:17,171 and a cat who comes home late at night! 588 00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:19,386 If your husband brings you flowers, ladies, 589 00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:22,386 and says it's for no reason, there's a reason. 590 00:39:22,410 --> 00:39:24,386 There is most definitely a reason. 591 00:39:24,410 --> 00:39:25,676 I'm not Margie. 592 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,746 I'm not hitching my wagon to the first miserable old sod 593 00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:31,547 who can get me out of here. 594 00:39:32,633 --> 00:39:34,680 For goodness' sake, Sid, do you have to make a show? 595 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,207 Everyone's staring! 596 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,176 Roy set out to ruin you, Sid. 597 00:39:52,936 --> 00:39:55,650 You put enough lidocaine in that drink to kill him. 598 00:39:56,410 --> 00:39:58,501 - That's right, isn't it? - No. 599 00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:01,879 No, it isn't right. 600 00:40:03,492 --> 00:40:06,386 It's pretty insensitive to bring your wife here for your anniversary. 601 00:40:06,853 --> 00:40:09,386 A place where everyone knew about her past. 602 00:40:10,093 --> 00:40:12,770 Perhaps that was the final humiliation. 603 00:40:17,410 --> 00:40:19,450 You put the lidocaine in Sid's pint. 604 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:27,979 And then Roy accidentally took the pint intended for your husband. 605 00:40:34,609 --> 00:40:37,078 When Sid fell, you must've thought it was all going to plan. 606 00:40:38,085 --> 00:40:40,386 But he was drunk, not poisoned. 607 00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:41,386 Sid! 608 00:40:42,254 --> 00:40:43,945 I don't understand. 609 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,080 You took Sid back to your chalet. 610 00:40:47,356 --> 00:40:49,042 But he wasn't dying. 611 00:40:49,067 --> 00:40:50,386 So you panicked. 612 00:40:50,410 --> 00:40:52,410 And then, for some reason, you went out again. 613 00:40:54,838 --> 00:40:56,644 I still had the vial on me. 614 00:40:57,090 --> 00:40:58,386 Had to get rid of it. 615 00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,610 Margie, my love, what are you saying? 616 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,586 We know Roy was in his office because of the music. 617 00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:09,100 And we know he made it outside because of the mud on his shoes. 618 00:41:16,990 --> 00:41:19,575 You knew Roy practised his routine after hours. 619 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,800 So you dragged him into the ballroom. 620 00:41:23,434 --> 00:41:25,410 When I saw him, I knew. 621 00:41:29,675 --> 00:41:31,127 Knew what, Margie? 622 00:41:33,296 --> 00:41:35,296 That I'd killed the wrong man. 623 00:41:37,236 --> 00:41:38,475 You don't mean that. 624 00:41:39,976 --> 00:41:41,600 I don't understand. I don't. 625 00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:45,164 You brought me here to score points. 626 00:41:45,410 --> 00:41:47,104 How do you think that makes me feel? 627 00:41:47,774 --> 00:41:50,098 Roy was the one who humiliated you. 628 00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:52,906 You treat me like some kind of prize. 629 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:55,386 I feel worthless, Sid. 630 00:41:55,943 --> 00:41:58,205 You were nothing but a whore when I met you. 631 00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:01,518 And you still make me feel like one. 632 00:42:02,094 --> 00:42:05,125 - I saved you from the bastard. - That's not enough. 633 00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:08,386 - I gave you everything. - Not love, Sid. 634 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:11,091 You never gave me love. 635 00:42:27,664 --> 00:42:30,098 Even on holiday, we can't be us. 636 00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:37,625 Bryan would be a damn fool to take it any further. 637 00:42:38,182 --> 00:42:39,785 It's more than that. 638 00:42:40,783 --> 00:42:42,815 We can never be ourselves. 639 00:42:44,539 --> 00:42:46,450 I long to hold hands. 640 00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:52,759 Imagine if we could hold hands every day. 641 00:42:53,607 --> 00:42:55,998 It would become very dull, very quickly. 642 00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:03,585 Come here. 643 00:43:13,575 --> 00:43:17,410 Right now, straight to the car. Stop running, Ivy! 644 00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:22,451 Knew that Margie had a glint in her eye. 645 00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:23,680 Oh, that's definitive. 646 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,041 I was right, though. It was the wife. 647 00:43:26,066 --> 00:43:28,805 You thought it was Roy's wife! You can't just pick any wife. 648 00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:34,891 These are yours. 649 00:43:35,410 --> 00:43:36,416 Thank you. 650 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:43,386 I've spoken to Mr Finch. 651 00:43:43,808 --> 00:43:44,992 And? 652 00:43:46,258 --> 00:43:48,410 I'll be taking up the matter on our return. 653 00:43:49,930 --> 00:43:51,586 I felt it was my duty. 654 00:43:52,084 --> 00:43:54,386 More than that, I felt it was a moral obligation. 655 00:43:55,191 --> 00:43:56,586 I hope you understand. 656 00:43:57,310 --> 00:43:59,746 I'd appreciate it if you'd let me handle it from here. 657 00:44:00,006 --> 00:44:01,410 Of course. 658 00:44:06,155 --> 00:44:07,692 What did he want? 659 00:44:07,953 --> 00:44:10,456 - Photographs. - That all? 660 00:44:11,626 --> 00:44:12,963 What else would it be? 661 00:44:13,870 --> 00:44:15,360 Now, I don't know about you, 662 00:44:15,385 --> 00:44:17,335 but I am really looking forward to getting home. 663 00:44:23,344 --> 00:44:26,320 Thing about this place, everyone always leaves. 664 00:44:27,048 --> 00:44:28,386 You could leave, too. 665 00:44:28,410 --> 00:44:30,113 I'm going to. End of the season. 666 00:44:30,655 --> 00:44:31,960 You're wrong, by the way. 667 00:44:31,985 --> 00:44:33,905 I seem to be making a habit of that. 668 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,276 Maybe you work because you love it, 669 00:44:36,636 --> 00:44:38,611 not because there's something missing. 670 00:44:43,939 --> 00:44:45,135 Shame. 671 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,581 I think I could've fallen in love with you. 672 00:44:54,810 --> 00:44:58,386 Welcome to Merries, where there's never a dull day, 673 00:44:58,410 --> 00:45:00,720 and the sun always shines. 674 00:45:01,111 --> 00:45:02,414 Forget work, 675 00:45:02,439 --> 00:45:04,415 leave your worries far behind 676 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,925 and get ready to make friends and memories you'll never forget. 677 00:45:09,735 --> 00:45:13,948 For those guests who are leaving us, we wish you bon voyage. 678 00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:17,570 But don't despair, it's not forever. 679 00:45:17,930 --> 00:45:22,705 Though you may be far away, no distance can keep us apart. 680 00:45:23,036 --> 00:45:26,372 We'll hold you safe in our hearts. 681 00:45:26,770 --> 00:45:31,142 And in time, we'll meet again.