1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:05,180 All right, babes, you are looking gorgeous. Thank you. 2 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:07,440 Feeling it. Look. Hello. 3 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:10,880 Got a little hair on your shirt I just grabbed up. 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,140 Oh, my God. 5 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:23,040 That's no stray. That sucker's attached to my tit. 6 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,440 It's breached the shirt. 7 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:28,620 That is amazing and disgusting. 8 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,220 Why is it so long? 9 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,140 Well, we're going to need more than those spaghetti arms, sweetie. 10 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:35,280 Just pluck it. 11 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:36,920 Just pluck it. 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,080 Can I get a hand? 13 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:31,820 say how impressed i am with us as a people that this year has been the year 14 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:36,680 of the tit like it has been such a strong year for tits like i have signed 15 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:42,460 boobs this year than i have any other time in my entire career and some of 16 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:48,720 were even on women thank you jesus that i'm a lesbian that i can enjoy these 17 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,080 little delights in life 18 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:55,870 And that's the only reason that I'm so happy that I'm a lesbian and into women 19 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:59,150 because, you know, I look at straight people and I go, you poor bastards, you 20 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:00,150 have no idea. 21 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:05,470 Gay couples, that makes sense to me. You're on even par, but these couples, 22 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:06,610 what? 23 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:10,990 You poor bastards. Like, because men aren't ready. 24 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:13,730 You know, women, our natural talent is to argue. 25 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:19,490 That is our gift that Jesus gave us. He gave us a memory and a fucking storage 26 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:20,930 tank that can hold all. 27 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:24,050 the shit your partner has ever done. 28 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:28,450 We even take notes when his mum goes, you know, he used to be real naughty as 29 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:29,450 boy. He goes, save that. 30 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:32,370 I can pull that back up later. 31 00:02:32,790 --> 00:02:34,570 But men, you're just not equipped. 32 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:38,970 Like, I see when I see straight couples fight, it's like, you know when you see 33 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:41,290 a little boy, like a four -year -old racy dad? 34 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:45,950 Dad usually at the end just goes, and beats him and the boy's devastated? 35 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:48,430 Yeah, that's straight couples. 36 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:54,270 think you can call some shit out? Oh, you saw her coffee cup in the lounge. 37 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:58,230 Don't worry, I've taken your cup to the kitchen for you. 38 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:03,590 You want to talk about the cup in the lounge? 39 00:03:04,490 --> 00:03:11,130 Because I've been meaning to talk to you about the giant blobs of toothpaste in 40 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:15,890 the sink after you've brushed your teeth. That's why she doesn't kiss you 41 00:03:15,890 --> 00:03:19,590 anymore. You know, when you get to a part in your relationship, you go, when 42 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:25,850 I anymore. Remember how we used to... Why don't we ever do that anymore? It's 43 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:28,130 like, this motherfucker, I don't know how you brush your teeth. 44 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:34,690 Great dinner, babe. 45 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:37,690 Well, it was teamwork, butter chicken. 46 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:42,090 Did you rinse that? 47 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:44,350 Huh? Did you rinse that? 48 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:45,750 Did you see me rinse it? 49 00:03:45,990 --> 00:03:47,950 You know you're supposed to rinse it before you put it in the dishwasher, 50 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,530 otherwise you're gonna... clogged the dish valve. I've told you this. 51 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:51,910 Don't snap at me. 52 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:55,050 Well, I've told you this like a dozen times, but you never listen. 53 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:57,970 What if it happens? It just magically washes itself? 54 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:00,730 I mean, how hard is it to rinse the plate? 55 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,390 I don't want to argue with you, Timothy. 56 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,890 Yeah, well, I do, Abigail. 57 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:11,350 I need you to know that women take arguing very, very seriously. 58 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:17,890 So I need you to ask yourself, are you ready to argue with a woman? 59 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:21,390 Yeah. Okay. 60 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:25,110 Wait, what's that? 61 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,890 Timothy, you had your chance to pull out, and you didn't. 62 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:32,170 2019, 2015, here we go. 63 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:35,330 Christmas Day, 2012. 64 00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:41,370 You had a good old look in my sister's tits while she was cutting up food. 65 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:42,610 How is that relevant? 66 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:46,650 I mean, no, I didn't. Yeah, you did. She was wearing a loose linen top, and as 67 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:51,800 she leaned forward... It presented an opportunity, and you stared directly in 68 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,320 her ample bosom. 69 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,600 I might have glanced. 70 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:55,660 Well, you act up. 71 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,860 Let's give it a take, shall we? 72 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Look at that. 73 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:04,580 Direct. 74 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,320 I've never seen you that focused in your entire life. 75 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:12,140 I was just looking at the sourdough. Like, her slicing technique, all this, 76 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,140 was, it's fascinating. 77 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,620 Oh, that's interesting. 78 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,920 Let's have a look at this. Same here. 79 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:23,130 New Year's Eve, 11 .43pm, you were overheard talking to our neighbour James 80 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,790 about my tits. 81 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:29,110 No. Wouldn't the court stenographer please read those comments back to us? 82 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:34,350 James, can you pass me one of those cans of beer? 83 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:35,710 Timothy Shaw can. 84 00:05:35,930 --> 00:05:38,990 Hey, speaking of cans, you know who's got some really great cans? All right, 85 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:39,990 that's inadmissible. 86 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:44,810 The court would like to call witness 13C to the stand, please. 87 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:50,580 Talk us through what you witnessed. Did you see anyone making any gestures with 88 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:55,520 their hands on the night? I believe it was something like honk, honk. 89 00:05:55,860 --> 00:06:01,820 Oh. And is the person who went honk, honk in court here today with us? 90 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,760 Yes, it was him. 91 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:08,460 All right, you win. I'm sorry, I give up. No more questions, Your Honour. I 92 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:13,260 the defendant guilty on three counts of dead shittery and all counts of being a 93 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,260 pervert. 94 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:15,530 Thank you, Your Honour. 95 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:20,350 This is fun. We should cook together more often. I love it. 96 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:24,590 Oh. 97 00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:26,030 Call a plumber. 98 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:28,810 That valve's going to be super clogged. 99 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:37,990 It's this one. It's recycling. We've been through this. 100 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:39,630 No, no, no. Daylight savings. 101 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:41,090 The contents of the bin change. 102 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,030 What? Did you read that? 103 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,510 Oh, here she is. It's Hira Les. Perfect. 104 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:47,450 Hello there. 105 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,350 Thanks for coming, Hira Lesbian. 106 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,190 Hi. Call me Leslie. 107 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:55,330 I'm your friendly neighbourhood Hira Les consultant. 108 00:06:55,870 --> 00:07:00,250 Trust me to do the jobs your hopeless husband can't. I'm glad you're here. My 109 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:03,750 ears are starting to ring after all the nagging. Yep, yep, yep. This one. 110 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:06,830 How about you leave all the joking to me, pal, hey? 111 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:08,410 And everything else. 112 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:12,650 So what I'm going to do, I'm going to start off by mowing your lawn. 113 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:14,670 Now I'm going to cut your grass. 114 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:19,350 Wonderful. And then I'm going to clean out your chimney, get all those cobwebs 115 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:20,189 right out. 116 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,010 Yeah, so she's ready to burn. 117 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,330 Do you know what I mean? 118 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:32,170 He doesn't know. I take a lot of time, but a good time, a thorough time. 119 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:34,830 Yeah. That could be good. Right, honey? 120 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:36,350 Yeah, I could be into that. 121 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:41,010 Don't know why you do that. 122 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:46,350 It's good to get the meals. 123 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:49,470 That just seems inefficient. 124 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:52,450 Impressive. Yeah, we love this. 125 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:53,870 I love this. 126 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:55,310 Would you like some tea? 127 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:57,230 What? Would you like some tea? 128 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,230 No, I don't like you. 129 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:00,610 I'm going to get you some tea. 130 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:06,090 Ah, there she goes, hammering away. 131 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:07,709 Good on her. 132 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:08,710 How do you take your tea? 133 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,040 Don't know what that means. 134 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:14,380 Did you take milk? 135 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,360 Yes. Yes. Yes. 136 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,260 Okay. Heard you the first time. 137 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,220 Yes. Yes. 138 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:24,680 Yes. It's going in so deep. Oh, my God. What's going on in here? 139 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,380 Oh, some people call it carpentry. They call it foreplay. 140 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,460 Foreplay? I know about foreplay from the hardware store. 141 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,760 1 ,200 long with a laminated back. 142 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,440 Foreplay. He don't bother. He doesn't get it. He never has. 143 00:08:40,829 --> 00:08:44,210 Okay, I'll just leave these here? Yeah, just leave them. 144 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:46,030 Door, open or close? 145 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,330 Open. We don't care. Bye, bye, bye, bye. 146 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:50,710 Where were we? 147 00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:57,570 Okay, so you want to go in real deep, but slow and steady, but keep your pace. 148 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:03,430 All I want to say is the only thing that we should take from men are your 149 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,430 toilets. 150 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,730 We're going to take your toilets because even right now, as you're sitting here, 151 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,270 the women are already starting to stress. 152 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:13,230 Because they need to go to the toilet and you know we have to line up to use 153 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,570 toilet like we're farm animals. 154 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:19,470 And I'm like, why are we struggling? We need to take the men's toilets. 155 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:23,430 We need to take it off them. You boys can just piss in the street like you do 156 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,430 anyway. 157 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:29,670 There's not one person in here who's not stumbled down an alleyway and saw some 158 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,170 random 2 o 'clock in the morning dick, right? 159 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:36,490 You guys can just go piss down a drain or piss in a bottle or piss in anything. 160 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:37,970 You can literally piss in anything. 161 00:09:38,459 --> 00:09:41,100 We know you can't do it in the toilets, flatter free. 162 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:47,740 So what we're going to do is we will take your toilets. And ladies, I'm 163 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,260 a urinal in for us. 164 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:54,640 Like a trough. Because, of course, it's the only way we can do it. We can't be 165 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,620 standing against the wall. So we go in and you just kind of climb over that 166 00:09:58,620 --> 00:09:59,620 thing. 167 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:04,860 I mean, obviously, we all have to face the same way. 168 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,020 You can't get one over eager lesbian coming in going, don't mind if I do. 169 00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:13,760 No, Leslie, no. 170 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,140 But guys, you've got to help a bitch out. 171 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:21,280 Because, you know, we go through a lot when we have to line up. That's why 172 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,300 are always closer than men. We're easier to talk to each other because we 173 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,300 practice when we're standing in the queue to use the toilet. 174 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:32,060 Because we're all standing there waiting for our turn to hold the door. 175 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:38,390 We just shuffle on little bits by little bits when our tits are touching her 176 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,130 back because you've got to keep it tight. 177 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:46,490 And all the men are just... And that is why we need our own urinals. And we are 178 00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:47,950 coming to take them from you. 179 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,190 How long have you guys been waiting? 180 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:16,730 I don't remember. 181 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,490 Oh, that's some bullshit. 182 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:34,130 Hey, what's it like in there? Is there soap? What's the toilet paper like? 183 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:36,730 It's one ply. 184 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,750 And there's only two cubicles for all of us. 185 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,030 Oh, it's not fair. 186 00:11:42,230 --> 00:11:43,550 No, no. 187 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:44,980 This can't be. 188 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:50,540 My molars are floating in my head. I need to piss right now. My tenor is to 189 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,100 brim. This is bullshit! 190 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,440 Why must we be treated like second -class citizens? 191 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:04,100 We are human too. We deserve to piss freely like the men do. If you cut us, 192 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:04,879 we not bleed? 193 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,540 If we are busing, do we not piss? 194 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,820 I piss. 195 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:12,250 I don't know about you ladies, but I can't stand idly by while men can just 196 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:17,250 toilet wherever and whenever their tiny little dicks want to go. Oh, yeah. 197 00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:21,630 They don't have to queue. They don't have to wipe. They don't even wash their 198 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:25,070 hands. They don't even really need a toilet. They can piss wherever they 199 00:12:25,130 --> 00:12:28,230 I've seen a guy piss in a Coke bottle. I've seen a guy piss out of a window. 200 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:31,690 Have you ever pissed out of a window? No, because you're not a goddamn animal. 201 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:32,690 What can we do? 202 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:33,810 We can fight back. 203 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,220 That's what we're going to do. We're going to take their toilets from them. 204 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,760 Women pissing in the men's room. 205 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,260 I've heard about girls who do that, but I always thought it was just a myth. 206 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:49,560 If they want us to work like men and repress our feelings like men, then by 207 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,040 we shall piss like men. 208 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:55,120 Out of the trenches and into the troughs. Out of the trenches and into 209 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:59,020 troughs. Out of the trenches and into the troughs. Out of the trenches and 210 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,020 the troughs. 211 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,330 You mean a murder board of all the possible suspects. 212 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,630 Ah, this is why I wish I could murder board. 213 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:37,530 Murder board for the cases over there. 214 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:40,790 Getting into the mind of a killer. 215 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,510 Brilliant. 216 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,870 I don't need to get in to the mind of a killer. 217 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:54,130 I understand the desire to kill on such a deep cellular level that it scares 218 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,130 the shit out of me. 219 00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:58,310 And it should make your purse run high, Scott. 220 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,160 There's a lot of photos on that fantasy murder board. 221 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,460 What did they all do that was so bad? 222 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:12,000 This one here didn't thank me when I let him into traffic. 223 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:17,120 This guy here, three and a half minutes of a monologue at a dinner party. Join 224 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,120 me now. 225 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:23,000 This guy stood in front of me at the supermarket and he was doing this weird 226 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,500 little dance. Like that, like that. 227 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:29,450 And every time he did that, he'd miss his opportunity to move ahead in the 228 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:33,670 queue, and I had to gently remind him by ramming his ankles on my controlling. 229 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,170 It's so frustrating. 230 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:36,950 That's pretty bad. 231 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,030 Bad? It's evil. 232 00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:44,310 I would kill them if it wasn't illegal, or if I knew I could get away with it. 233 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:47,650 Wait. 234 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,390 Wait, is that a photo of me? 235 00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:54,910 Here you go. 236 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,680 Did you follow that affidavit I gave you this morning? 237 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,940 I know. I've been quite busy out on the front desk. 238 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,900 I'm losing the will to live. It was a yes or no question. 239 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,220 No. 240 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,520 In that case... 241 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:16,460 I'll 242 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:17,460 go and sort that out now. 243 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:20,800 Do you think that was a bit harsh? 244 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,720 Maybe you need to take the rest of the day off just to calm down. 245 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,060 Calm down, mate. 246 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,980 I'm calm. 247 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,640 I'm as calm as they come. 248 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,780 Trust me, there's nothing calmer in your entire life. 249 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,340 I showed up calm. 250 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,740 I'm calm as all hell. 251 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,660 No, no, no. 252 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,260 Get it. 253 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,280 Oh, my lucky cup. 254 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,320 I don't want to touch her. 255 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,980 You were right. 256 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,740 Just calm me down a little bit. 257 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,260 I'm going to go for lunch. 258 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:29,860 How about you clean up this mess before I get back and no one gets hurt, okay? 259 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,820 That's the best of us. 260 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:43,360 Hi, I can see your age in this room. I can sort of get a vibe for you. And do 261 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,500 you remember, oh, not you too, but do you remember how we used to... 262 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:50,780 dance in the 80s and 90s. Do you remember going to the club and we'd all 263 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,780 dancing? 264 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:58,280 Do you know why we had to dance like that? Because deodorant only lasted for 265 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,280 three hours. 266 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,740 You couldn't be chucking your arms in the air. People would pass out. 267 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,420 But then the deodorant companies come to the party. They go, we'll give you six 268 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:12,839 hours. Then we'd start dancing with the fingers like... Then the deodorant 269 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,720 companies went even longer. Now it's... 270 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,119 24 and 48. 271 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,640 There's a deodorant on the market right now that's 72 hours. 272 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,240 What are you, trapped in a mine? 273 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:30,160 Who needs 72 hours? In a 24 -hour cycle, you've got to put your ass in 274 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,160 water. 275 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:35,980 You've got to be fresh. You've got to get in there and scrub everywhere. 276 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:41,720 And I mean everywhere. Don't just rub your hand around with a bit of shower 277 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,820 Get a loofah. 278 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,760 that bitch up and get involved and wash everywhere. 279 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:52,960 I mean, if you don't want to put the loofah on your asshole, that's fine. You 280 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,340 the shower gel and check that the foam comes out clean, you know. 281 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:02,180 I know, I can hear you know how to wash your asshole. I didn't have to explain 282 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,180 that to you. 283 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:09,480 Also, you've got to be fresh. I'm telling you now, you've got to be fresh 284 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,380 the time because if you're not, When you stink, you make the rest of us 285 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,380 paranoid. 286 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:19,920 It doesn't matter how fresh I am. If you are not fresh, you walk past me and... 287 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,160 Fuck, is that me? 288 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,860 I start questioning myself like I've never met me. 289 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,080 Now I have to find out if it's me without letting anyone else know. 290 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,180 Hey, 291 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,760 hey, hey, what's up, what's up? 292 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,560 Welcome to the house of Anastasia. 293 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,380 We love you, Anastasia. 294 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:08,840 Thanks, y 'all. Thanks. 295 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:14,840 My next single is a dance hall banger, and I need you to bring the heat. 296 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,400 Travis. Davis. Travis Davis. 297 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,120 Davis, just show me what you got on the choreography. 298 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:22,740 Okay, let's hit the track. 299 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,510 Sorry, we'll just cut the track there. Sorry, just one second. Yeah, sorry. 300 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:46,489 are you doing? 301 00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:53,390 Dancing my heart out. Who is she? Ignore her. She's from a lesbian outreach 302 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,390 program. 303 00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:58,710 I think we should just ignore her. Maybe even cut her because I don't think 304 00:19:58,710 --> 00:19:59,710 dancing was very good. 305 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:04,710 Well, maybe I do agree. She wasn't dancing very good. I think she was 306 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:08,950 great. Yeah, you've got the talent. Yeah, I'm done. 307 00:20:11,139 --> 00:20:14,240 So, Ursula, are you ready to step up to the street? 308 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:19,320 Yes, I'm trying. I'm ready to take the stage with you. You better save the last 309 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:23,320 dance for me. I'll be naming early 2000s dance films because, um, 310 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:27,940 um, because dirty dance in the 80s was hard. 311 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:31,240 Hey, coyote, I'll do it. Zip it. Yeah. Hit the track. 312 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,880 Dancer, step up. 313 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,359 Knock it in. 314 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,320 See, this is what I'm talking about. Look at him, with 49 -year -old lady 315 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,159 a hot flash. 316 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,800 Yes. I got finger guns. I got finger guns. Okay, I'm going to just call it 317 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,800 finger guns. Sorry. 318 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:50,600 It's sort of giving drunk auntie at a wedding vibes. I have been a drunk 319 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,540 at a wedding, and I think that's me. That's exactly what it's over. 320 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,440 You've got me, and I've got you. 321 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,459 Hit it. 322 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,940 It's late, and the vodka's hit hard. 323 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:02,040 Dancing. 90 % eyebrow. 324 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,400 Hit him up. 325 00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,180 I can do the side of my face. 326 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:07,080 That's how we get the store out of the drink. 327 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,920 Oh, I do that a lot. 328 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:12,940 Stretch your butt. 329 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,180 Stretch your butt. 330 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,300 Where's my keys? 331 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,660 Where's my keys? No, enough, enough, enough, enough. I can't watch another 332 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:23,220 second of this. I am a trained dancer, okay? I want to be doing, like, body 333 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,220 and spins. 334 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:29,420 You shouldn't do any of that at your age. It'll make you sick. I am 34 and 13 335 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,920 months. Look, Anastasia, can we please just do my choreography? 336 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:34,380 I'm a bit confused. 337 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,460 Who here has sold 30 million records worldwide? 338 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,320 You did, Anastasia. 339 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:44,160 So I think that I can choose who's doing the choreography. 340 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,780 All right, then. Well, who are you going to pick? 341 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,600 It's stupid. 342 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:24,260 I told you that was going to happen. Oh, my God. 343 00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:25,580 What are you eating? 344 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:32,540 I do feel like we've learned a lot from each other so far tonight. But I also 345 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:36,100 don't want you to leave here tonight thinking I don't like men or I don't 346 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,960 that men have a special talent. Of course you do. 347 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:45,760 You're extremely gifted when your wife is not feeling great to go, why don't 348 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,220 put on a bit of a happy face? Why don't you smile a bit? 349 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:53,360 It's adorable, and I think it's your strengths. I think the fact that you 350 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,700 that absolute sheer inability to read a room, I like it. 351 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,620 You guys have been great. Thank you so much. 352 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:09,220 So what I'm going to do... You'd forgotten your line. 353 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,379 No, I have not. 354 00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:12,060 Oh, shit. I'm going to polish her doorknob. 355 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:18,600 Is that suggesting Sam's got a tiny dick? 356 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 357 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,400 I'm right here, by the way. 358 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:29,260 I don't want to argue with you, Terran. Well, I do, Persephone. How hard is it 359 00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,260 to rinse dishes? 360 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,180 I could hear your lips flap the whole time, trying to intimidate my witness. 361 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,440 Oh, is your lips flapping too? 362 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,660 Yeah, well... 363 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,940 Six children. You put six children inside me. This is why my lips flap. 364 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,400 Okay? 365 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,020 Well, now, on a windy day, I'm out there. 366 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,920 We are improving here. 367 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,180 This is usable. 368 00:23:55,340 --> 00:23:56,340 Yeah, all right.