1 00:00:13,345 --> 00:00:14,778 [Barks] 2 00:00:16,382 --> 00:00:19,408 ♪ ♪ ["The Shaggy Dog" plays] 3 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:34,131 [Man] Go on, get out of here! Go on, get! 4 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,758 [Barks] 5 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,598 (music) [song continues] 6 00:01:55,914 --> 00:01:58,644 [Narrator] This is a shaggy dog story. 7 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:05,286 It could've happened anywhere or to anyone. 8 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,293 It so happened that it happened to Wilson Daniels. 9 00:02:11,363 --> 00:02:16,130 A man who loved people, but hated dogs. 10 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:19,133 Go on, get out of here. Get! 11 00:02:19,204 --> 00:02:20,796 Go on, get out of here. 12 00:02:31,884 --> 00:02:34,182 - Morning, dear. - Good morning, dear. 13 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:44,025 Blast! 14 00:02:44,096 --> 00:02:45,120 Yes, dear? 15 00:02:45,197 --> 00:02:48,132 Ridiculous! Of all the sickly sentimentality. 16 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,724 Giving a medal to a dog. 17 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:52,771 Don't get the paper in the butter, dear. 18 00:02:52,838 --> 00:02:55,671 - Making a big hero out of him. - What did he do? 19 00:02:55,741 --> 00:02:59,199 Dragged a baby from a burning building. Who couldn't do that? 20 00:02:59,278 --> 00:03:01,007 Don't upset yourself, Wilson. 21 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:05,244 Dogs! Yapping and snapping at a man's heels. 22 00:03:05,317 --> 00:03:08,480 Man's best friend. If I ever find the idiot who said that... 23 00:03:08,554 --> 00:03:11,455 You must remember, sweet, that most people love dogs. 24 00:03:11,523 --> 00:03:13,923 I suppose I'm a freak because I don't. 25 00:03:13,992 --> 00:03:16,517 It's nothing to be ashamed of, dear. 26 00:03:16,595 --> 00:03:19,689 Frankly, I think that dogs don't like mailmen because, 27 00:03:19,765 --> 00:03:22,199 because sometimes they bring bad news. 28 00:03:22,267 --> 00:03:24,827 Animals sense those things, you know. 29 00:03:25,671 --> 00:03:29,573 Freeda, I am proud of the 20 years I've spent in the mail service. 30 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:33,634 Neither snow, rain, sleet nor dogs kept me from my appointed rounds, 31 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:36,180 but those blasted dogs tried! 32 00:03:36,248 --> 00:03:37,909 You were very brave. 33 00:03:37,983 --> 00:03:40,747 - Where are the boys? - They had breakfast early. 34 00:03:40,819 --> 00:03:43,754 They're down in the cellar tinkering with something. 35 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:45,813 - What with this time? - I'm not sure. 36 00:03:45,891 --> 00:03:49,088 Is there something called an "issle interceptor"? 37 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:53,495 "Issle interceptor?" You must mean "missile interceptor." 38 00:03:53,565 --> 00:03:58,093 I've been thinking, as long as you're not taking a firm hand with Wilby, 39 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:02,163 - I've got to do something about it. - What do you mean, dear? 40 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,709 That mess he got us into last week. 41 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,575 - Which mess was that? - The one where he had the police 42 00:04:07,646 --> 00:04:11,241 throw the new dean of the divinity school in jail as a public enemy. 43 00:04:11,316 --> 00:04:12,840 Oh, well... 44 00:04:12,918 --> 00:04:16,820 that was because of the picture on the bulletin board in the post office. 45 00:04:17,689 --> 00:04:20,214 It did look a little like the new dean. 46 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:22,852 Now, what I propose to do about Wilby is... 47 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:25,327 Missile interceptor! 48 00:04:26,198 --> 00:04:28,291 [Loud explosion] 49 00:04:31,203 --> 00:04:33,763 Why is everything shaking? 50 00:04:44,016 --> 00:04:46,177 Maybe you better switch it off, Wilby. 51 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:49,015 How can I switch it off? I haven't switched it on yet. 52 00:04:53,659 --> 00:04:56,287 Maybe we better take it off the launching site. 53 00:04:56,361 --> 00:04:57,794 Yeah, hurry! 54 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:04,866 Never mind, it's too late. 55 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:07,667 Get the upstairs area cleared. Hurry up! 56 00:05:07,739 --> 00:05:09,934 [Explosions, rumbling] 57 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:17,648 Pop, could you and Mom go on outside now 58 00:05:17,716 --> 00:05:20,184 and sort of hurry, please? 59 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:26,316 Well, save something! 60 00:05:34,066 --> 00:05:37,229 - Moochie, where's Wilby? - He's still in the basement. 61 00:05:39,071 --> 00:05:41,266 Come on, Wilby! 62 00:05:44,076 --> 00:05:46,510 [Loud rumbling] 63 00:06:00,592 --> 00:06:04,426 Well, I guess we've officially entered the rocket age, eh, Pop? 64 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:11,098 It'd be great to be up there riding it, wouldn't it, Pop? 65 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:17,734 I wish I was on it right now. 66 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:20,135 Wilson. 67 00:06:30,789 --> 00:06:34,225 - Pop sure was sore. - Yeah, I know. 68 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:36,693 I always seem to rub him the wrong way. 69 00:06:44,603 --> 00:06:46,264 Wilby? 70 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:50,136 - Pop, how'd you get up here? - I piled up some boxes. 71 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:54,440 Wilby, I'm sorry, but I want you to get rid of all that junk in the basement. 72 00:06:54,513 --> 00:06:55,980 - All, sir? - All of it. 73 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:58,516 Dismantle the workshop, bury the chemicals, 74 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:01,075 - and give away those gadgets. - Yes, sir. 75 00:07:01,153 --> 00:07:04,919 I want you to lose or give away all the mice, hamsters, bats, crickets, 76 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:08,949 bugs, snails and whatever plagues of mankind lurk down there. 77 00:07:09,027 --> 00:07:13,896 Get off this roof, both of you, before you fall off and ruin the flower beds. 78 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:16,491 Be careful, Pop, those boxes look rickety. 79 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:18,968 Thank you, I'll do all right. Thank you. 80 00:07:19,037 --> 00:07:20,868 [Crashing] 81 00:07:23,475 --> 00:07:25,204 We better get down from here. 82 00:07:30,816 --> 00:07:32,181 [Car horn beeps] 83 00:07:38,223 --> 00:07:39,918 Hi, Allison. 84 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:50,093 That's old knothead for you. Always showing off. 85 00:07:50,168 --> 00:07:53,604 The flowers! That's just what Pop said not to do. 86 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:02,179 - You all right, Wilby? - Sure, I'm fine. 87 00:08:02,247 --> 00:08:04,545 Buzz, may I talk to you for a moment? 88 00:08:04,616 --> 00:08:06,049 Excuse me. 89 00:08:10,522 --> 00:08:13,582 - Look, Wilby, I'm in a hurry. - What about my seven bucks? 90 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,025 - What about it? - Cough it up. 91 00:08:16,094 --> 00:08:18,028 Pop pulled the plug on my allowance. 92 00:08:18,096 --> 00:08:22,294 Look, I'm sorry, but you know how it is, I got a date with Allison. 93 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:25,894 I'm sick and tired of financing your romances. 94 00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:29,065 I'd like to take Allison out myself. 95 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:32,406 - You want a date with Allison? - Why not? 96 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:38,543 Wilby, have you ever taken a girl, any girl, out on a date? 97 00:08:38,617 --> 00:08:41,051 Well... not exactly. 98 00:08:41,119 --> 00:08:44,646 Now you want to move right in on the most popular girl in town? 99 00:08:44,723 --> 00:08:48,056 Buzz, are we or are we not going to play tennis? 100 00:08:48,126 --> 00:08:51,095 - Coming. Excuse me. - Just a minute, Buzz. 101 00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:08,605 Great suffering cats. 102 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:15,585 [Speaks French] 103 00:09:21,326 --> 00:09:23,590 What's she saying? 104 00:09:23,695 --> 00:09:25,526 [Speaks French] 105 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:41,938 - What are you doing? - Having a look at the new neighbors. 106 00:09:42,013 --> 00:09:44,948 They're moving into that gloomy old Coveny mansion. 107 00:09:45,016 --> 00:09:48,042 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Give me my glasses. 108 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,348 Who are they, anyway? 109 00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:52,288 He's the new assistant curator at the county museum. 110 00:09:52,357 --> 00:09:55,952 A man by the name of Andrassy. Dr. Mikhail Andrassy. 111 00:09:57,062 --> 00:09:58,791 My reports aren't in yet. 112 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,594 But Murphy Jones who leased the place told me... 113 00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:04,794 Don't tell me how you get your gossip. What else do you know? 114 00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:08,199 Well, he's supposed to be a well-known art expert. 115 00:10:08,273 --> 00:10:10,969 He spent some time in a prison camp after the war. 116 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:12,475 Reason, unknown. 117 00:10:12,544 --> 00:10:17,345 He worked in the famous Uffizi museum in Florence, Italy. 118 00:10:17,415 --> 00:10:20,213 There is a daughter, 17 years old. 119 00:10:20,285 --> 00:10:22,310 Been studying art in Paris. 120 00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:25,151 How dare they bring a camel into this neighborhood? 121 00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:26,520 No! 122 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:29,518 - It's a dog! - [Barking] 123 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,824 A blasted, dreaded dog! 124 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:36,266 That is correct. One Bratislavian sheep dog. 125 00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:38,393 It's supposed to be a very rare breed. 126 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:42,031 - I'm moving into the back bedroom. - Don't start falling apart. 127 00:10:42,107 --> 00:10:44,871 You know very well that dog thing is all in your mind. 128 00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:47,878 All in my mind? I itch, my sinuses are ballooning up, 129 00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:50,710 my throat's constricting, so I can hardly breathe. 130 00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:54,548 Those old Pekinese wounds on my ankle are throbbing like bongo drums. 131 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:57,315 It's all in my mind? Well, if you say so, OK. 132 00:10:57,389 --> 00:11:00,654 Come along. Why don't you just lie down and rest for awhile? 133 00:11:02,961 --> 00:11:04,121 [Dog barks] 134 00:11:06,064 --> 00:11:08,430 Wait a minute, what about my seven bucks? 135 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,272 What do you know, I think he likes me. 136 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:16,000 That's his problem. 137 00:11:16,074 --> 00:11:18,702 I'm interested in the mademoiselle who owns him. 138 00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:21,678 You shouldn't be running across the street like that. 139 00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:24,738 - Liable to be hurt. - By golly, you're right, Wilby. 140 00:11:24,816 --> 00:11:28,445 I'll bet she's worried about him. I better take him back. Come on. 141 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,250 Wait just a minute, Buzz. This dog came to me. 142 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:35,350 All right, come along. Maybe ol' Buzz can teach you something. 143 00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:41,531 All the nerve! 144 00:11:50,642 --> 00:11:52,735 - Yes? - We brought back your dog. 145 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:54,802 The mademoiselle's dog. 146 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,780 [Speaks French] 147 00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:02,216 [Speaks French] 148 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:13,858 Me bring dog you. 149 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:18,860 Him, me. We do this. 150 00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,802 What is it, Francesca? 151 00:12:20,872 --> 00:12:24,706 Chiffon ran away and these two nice Indian boys brought him back. 152 00:12:24,776 --> 00:12:26,539 Indians? This far east? 153 00:12:26,611 --> 00:12:30,741 We're not... We're not Indian. I didn't know you spoke English. 154 00:12:30,815 --> 00:12:33,784 - But of course. - My daughter speaks seven languages. 155 00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:35,877 How many do you speak? 156 00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:42,819 My name is Francesca. And this is my father, Dr. Andrassy. 157 00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:46,261 How do you do, gentlemen? Bring that over here, please. 158 00:12:46,331 --> 00:12:50,097 I'm Buzz Miller. This is Wilby Daniels. He lives down the street. 159 00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:52,898 Then we're neighbors. Won't you come in? 160 00:12:56,174 --> 00:13:00,338 I'm afraid you'll have to excuse the house. We're just moving in. 161 00:13:01,012 --> 00:13:04,209 [Whistles] Boy, look at all this stuff. 162 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:07,217 Some of it is stuff. But some of it's rather priceless. 163 00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:10,220 Look, here's a Titiano. 164 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:12,347 A Tintoretto. 165 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,722 A Rodin and a Bernini. 166 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:25,968 This is a very fine piece. A Forzini. Early 16th century. 167 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:29,871 Probably worth $3,000 or $4,000. 168 00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:33,069 I believe there's an El Greco over there in the music room. 169 00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:34,805 That's another Tintoretto. 170 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:37,040 I better put it over here out of the way. 171 00:13:39,617 --> 00:13:41,517 Look at that. 172 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:45,987 I've never seen Chiffon take such a fancy to anyone. 173 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,049 He sure is friendly. 174 00:13:50,595 --> 00:13:53,428 - Who's she? - Lucrezia Borgia. 175 00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:55,693 You remember the Borgias, of course. 176 00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,758 Sure, who? 177 00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,896 The Borgias were notorious during the Dark Ages in Italy. 178 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:04,237 Some people say the Borgia dabbled in black magic. 179 00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:06,368 Black magic? 180 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:11,513 Hey! The dog in the picture is the same kind as this one. 181 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,074 Yes, a Bratislavian sheep dog. 182 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,052 The breed has mostly died out now. 183 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,555 Chiffon is one of the few left. 184 00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:20,887 And it's very lonely for him. 185 00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:25,219 Excuse me, Francesca. 186 00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:28,390 Would you be good enough to take the Orsini artifacts 187 00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:30,127 to Dr. Howard at the museum? 188 00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,600 Certainly, father. 189 00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:34,399 Why don't I drive you down there? My car's outside. 190 00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:37,737 - Wait, we'll both take you. - I'll get my purse. 191 00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:41,006 What's the big idea? I thought my driving made you nervous. 192 00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:43,877 Look, the only thing about you that makes me nervous 193 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:46,280 is my seven dollars, if you know what I mean. 194 00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:50,253 All right, Wilby, if you want to come along, glad to have you. 195 00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:51,618 Thank you. 196 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:55,623 - What a sweet little museum. - It's not bad. 197 00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:59,129 I've put in a lot of time around this place studying the arts. 198 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:01,495 Then how come you got lost getting here? 199 00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:07,469 - Say, that's not a bad looking deal. - [Answers in French] 200 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:11,407 Personally, I go in for the old Egyptian stuff like that. 201 00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:15,272 That figures. 202 00:15:19,784 --> 00:15:21,581 Francesca? 203 00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:26,087 Buzz? 204 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,522 Buzz? 205 00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:38,766 Buzz? 206 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,090 Buzz! 207 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,545 Uh, uh! 208 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,382 [Laughs] 209 00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:34,886 - You scared me. - You ought to be. Serves you right. 210 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,292 You shouldn't be wandering around until the exhibit is open. 211 00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:40,092 I've worked nonstop to be ready. 212 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,259 I'm sorry, Prof. Plumcutt. I was looking for my friends. 213 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:44,596 You know me? 214 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:49,938 Why, of course! It's Wilby Daniels, isn't it? 215 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:51,942 Yes, I used to deliver your paper. 216 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,478 That's right. So you did. 217 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,541 Or did you? Come to think of it, I don't recall getting my papers lately. 218 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,776 No, sir. I gave up my route two years ago. 219 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,481 Oh. 220 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,787 That just goes to show how often I read the newspaper. 221 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:10,657 Nothing interesting happens to people these days. 222 00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:14,596 Now in the delightfully evil days of the Borgias here 223 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,635 something interesting happened to people every day. 224 00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:24,234 Yes, sir. I guess they did, sir. I'd better... 225 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:29,076 Wilby, do you realize this civilization knew all about sorcery? 226 00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:33,106 Even about shape-shifting and the casting of spells. 227 00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,845 What's shape-shifting? 228 00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:37,217 Shape-shifting was the medieval art 229 00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:40,724 of borrowing someone else's body to live in for awhile. 230 00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:44,120 A most interesting practice. 231 00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:47,596 You've heard about people being changed into cats, dogs 232 00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:49,565 and other creatures, haven't you? 233 00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:53,035 Professor, you don't believe in this stuff, do you? 234 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:58,667 Well, it may surprise you to hear, my boy, that I do. 235 00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:01,735 Oh, I know people laugh at these things today. 236 00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:06,011 But if they were honest, they'd admit that there are moments 237 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:10,145 on dark and lonely nights when something stirs within us. 238 00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:13,816 And reawakens ancient fears and beliefs. 239 00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:18,191 I'd better be going now. I have to find my friends. 240 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,391 Yes. Come in and see me again. Look out! 241 00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:30,230 - Sorry. - No, no. It's all right. 242 00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:39,109 Look, Wilby... 243 00:18:39,183 --> 00:18:42,584 Run along now, will you? I'll take care of these. 244 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:46,021 - You're sure it's all right? - Yes, please. Please. 245 00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:53,293 Well, they say it takes all kinds. 246 00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,806 - Then it's a date? - It's a date. 247 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,142 Good deal. 248 00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:12,239 I wonder what happened to Wilby. 249 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:16,151 Don't worry about knothead, he loves museums. 250 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,881 Bye now. 251 00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:22,158 [Tires screeching] 252 00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,695 Hi, Wilby. 253 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:41,641 Who gets the mice and the hamsters? 254 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:45,149 Pete Hammers, he always wanted 'em. 255 00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:48,982 Mickey Warren gave me a buck for your chemistry stuff. 256 00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:51,544 I promised to throw in Harry the Bat for free. 257 00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:53,920 What about ol' Zachary here? 258 00:19:53,991 --> 00:19:57,688 I couldn't unload him. Nobody wanted him. 259 00:19:57,762 --> 00:20:00,492 Poor ol' Zach, I know just how you feel. 260 00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:04,467 Come on, Wilby, quit feeling sorry for yourself. 261 00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:06,730 Pop'll get over it. 262 00:20:06,804 --> 00:20:09,034 Pop'll get over it, but I won't. 263 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:12,440 I'll still be the same mixed up guy I've always been. 264 00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:17,776 All right, boys, time for bed. If you haven't finished, do it tomorrow. 265 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,612 Be right up, Pop. 266 00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:25,218 - You coming, Wilby? - In a minute. 267 00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:44,104 What the heck is this? 268 00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:48,970 How do you suppose... 269 00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:52,777 I know. It must've fallen in when I knocked over the professor's case. 270 00:20:55,186 --> 00:20:59,282 "In canis corpore transmuto." 271 00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:01,689 Sounds like Latin. 272 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:04,489 Wish I knew more than just first year Latin. 273 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,689 Canis, canis... 274 00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:11,564 That's "dog." Dog. 275 00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:16,198 "Into dog something," transmuto. 276 00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:20,210 "In canis corpore transmuto." 277 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:24,009 "In canis corpore transmuto." 278 00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:32,953 It's a transmuto and away we go 279 00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:35,288 With the do-si-do 280 00:22:00,551 --> 00:22:04,851 Wait a minute. What's going on here? 281 00:22:08,659 --> 00:22:11,184 Stop! Wait, somebody, whoever you are. 282 00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:13,287 I was just kidding! 283 00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:21,236 Wilby. 284 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,432 Wilby, come on, now. It's getting late. 285 00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:35,112 No! 286 00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:37,154 No! 287 00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:45,960 No! 288 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,554 No! 289 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:49,122 No! 290 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,189 Wilby. 291 00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:51,792 - Yipe. - Wilby. 292 00:22:51,869 --> 00:22:53,393 Oh. 293 00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:57,301 Wilby. Come on up now. It's getting late. 294 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,138 OK, Pop. 295 00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:06,645 You catching a cold? Your mother told you to wear a sweater down here. 296 00:23:06,717 --> 00:23:09,811 Sweater? I've got a sweater. 297 00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:12,185 Come on up now. 298 00:23:17,461 --> 00:23:19,861 Oh, poor Pop. 299 00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,990 This'll kill him. 300 00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:24,159 What'll I do? 301 00:23:24,235 --> 00:23:26,362 Gosh, what'll I do? 302 00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:30,468 Professor Plumcutt! He'll know. 303 00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:35,476 Now, to get by Pop. 304 00:23:39,483 --> 00:23:41,007 [Hums] 305 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,691 [Wilby] Professor Plumcutt. 306 00:24:31,569 --> 00:24:34,094 Hello, fella. 307 00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:35,638 I've gotta talk to you. 308 00:24:35,706 --> 00:24:37,901 You know, dogs are not allowed in here. 309 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:41,741 I'm not a dog. I'm Wilby Daniels. 310 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:46,547 Wilby Daniels. 311 00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:48,517 Are you really? 312 00:24:49,687 --> 00:24:52,019 Well, well. 313 00:24:52,089 --> 00:24:53,556 I'm not surprised. 314 00:24:53,624 --> 00:24:56,252 The very first time I saw you, I said to myself, 315 00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:58,921 "That boy's a potential shape-shifter." 316 00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:01,590 - Is that what happened to me? - Of course. 317 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,827 How on earth did you manage it? 318 00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:07,098 I think this ring had something to do with it. 319 00:25:09,707 --> 00:25:11,698 The Borgia ring. 320 00:25:12,543 --> 00:25:15,410 Where did you find it? I've looked everywhere for it. 321 00:25:16,013 --> 00:25:18,948 Well, uh, it fell in the cuff of my trousers. 322 00:25:19,016 --> 00:25:21,007 Thank you very much for returning it. 323 00:25:21,085 --> 00:25:23,815 It's a very rare and unusual ring. 324 00:25:23,888 --> 00:25:24,877 Professor! 325 00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:27,219 - What's the matter? - What about me? 326 00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:28,986 What about you? 327 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,085 I don't want to be a dog. 328 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:34,359 - You don't? - No, of course not! 329 00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:36,832 Can't you help me? 330 00:25:36,901 --> 00:25:38,994 Yes, but how? 331 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:44,201 Apparently, you've become involved with some old spell cast upon this ring. 332 00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:46,402 Probably by one of the Borgias. 333 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:50,240 It sounds just like them. 334 00:25:50,314 --> 00:25:51,781 But how do I get out of it? 335 00:25:51,849 --> 00:25:54,044 Don't ask me, my boy. How should I know? 336 00:25:54,118 --> 00:25:56,018 There are all kinds of spells. 337 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,521 Some of them break themselves after awhile. 338 00:25:58,589 --> 00:26:01,717 While others come and go like a headache. 339 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,191 - Come and go? - Yes. 340 00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:05,888 Sometimes you'll be a dog, sometimes a boy. 341 00:26:05,963 --> 00:26:08,193 For hours at a time, sometimes longer. 342 00:26:08,265 --> 00:26:11,928 You never can tell, that's what makes it so interesting. 343 00:26:12,002 --> 00:26:14,766 Well, how can I break the spell? 344 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,966 An act of heroism might break the spell. 345 00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:18,065 Heroism? 346 00:26:18,142 --> 00:26:21,009 Why, of course. Why didn't I think of it first! 347 00:26:21,078 --> 00:26:25,276 Heroism has always been an important, a most potent factor, 348 00:26:25,349 --> 00:26:26,873 in the breaking of spells. 349 00:26:26,951 --> 00:26:30,785 - Do you remember the hound of Florence? - Hound of Florence? No, sir. 350 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:34,757 Well, it's the famous story of a young man who was changed into a dog, 351 00:26:34,825 --> 00:26:36,053 just as you have been. 352 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,220 He was in love with a beautiful girl. 353 00:26:38,295 --> 00:26:43,460 One night he got into a terrible fight defending her from an evil duke. 354 00:26:43,534 --> 00:26:46,469 The duke grabbed a dagger and plunged it into the dog. 355 00:26:46,537 --> 00:26:48,300 The dog fell to the ground. 356 00:26:48,372 --> 00:26:52,069 As the poor little animal lay there with the dagger deep in his heart, 357 00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:55,806 he suddenly changed back into a man again. 358 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,780 Dagger in the heart? 359 00:26:57,848 --> 00:26:59,907 That'd kill me! 360 00:27:00,484 --> 00:27:04,477 No, you don't grasp the point of the story. 361 00:27:04,555 --> 00:27:09,254 What I was trying to say is that it is possible to break such a spell. 362 00:27:09,326 --> 00:27:12,762 Now you must excuse me, please. I have work to do. 363 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:15,264 Isn't there anything I can do? 364 00:27:15,332 --> 00:27:18,631 Yes, be happy. 365 00:27:18,702 --> 00:27:21,671 And keep a stiff upper lip. 366 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,505 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 367 00:27:36,453 --> 00:27:40,922 [Radio] 1-L-2-9, Code 6. 1-A-7-9, over. 368 00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:44,392 1-2-0-4-9, Roger. All units on one, stand by. 369 00:27:45,162 --> 00:27:47,494 - Sorry. - That's all right. 370 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,824 - What'd you say? - Hmm? 371 00:27:50,901 --> 00:27:54,098 - I said I'm sorry. - That's what I thought you said. 372 00:28:16,427 --> 00:28:19,919 - Johnny. - What's the matter with you? 373 00:28:19,997 --> 00:28:23,763 - You see a dog that was just there? - Yeah, why? 374 00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:27,133 - Did you hear... - Hear what? 375 00:28:27,204 --> 00:28:29,229 Forget it. 376 00:28:34,311 --> 00:28:35,642 Forget it, I said. 377 00:28:35,713 --> 00:28:37,943 All right, then. I'll forget it. 378 00:29:30,067 --> 00:29:32,160 [Gargling] 379 00:29:49,019 --> 00:29:51,453 [Toilet flushes] 380 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,509 [Wilson hums] 381 00:30:40,871 --> 00:30:43,635 Wilby, Moochie, time to get up. 382 00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:49,110 Be right with you, Pop. 383 00:30:54,585 --> 00:30:59,352 Hey, Wilby, I had the funniest dream last night. 384 00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:01,755 I dreamed that you were a dog. 385 00:31:01,825 --> 00:31:03,349 [Wilby groaning] 386 00:31:03,427 --> 00:31:05,292 Come on, Wilby, wake up. 387 00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:08,824 It was the greatest dream. 388 00:31:08,899 --> 00:31:13,359 You came in this room as a big ol' shaggy dog. 389 00:31:19,243 --> 00:31:21,211 Hey, Wilby, wake up! 390 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,207 Oh, boy! How'd you get in here? 391 00:31:27,284 --> 00:31:29,809 What'd you mean, how'd I get in here? I live here. 392 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,411 You talk just like Wilby. 393 00:31:31,488 --> 00:31:34,013 I am Wilby. 394 00:31:34,091 --> 00:31:37,185 No, you're a dog! Where are you going? 395 00:31:37,261 --> 00:31:38,728 Dog? 396 00:31:40,397 --> 00:31:41,386 Oh. 397 00:31:41,465 --> 00:31:44,025 It can't be true. No! 398 00:31:44,101 --> 00:31:46,365 Do you think Pop'll let me keep you, Wilby? 399 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:48,598 Shut up a minute, will ya? Let me think. 400 00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:51,334 I'll be good to you. Honest, I will. 401 00:31:51,975 --> 00:31:55,035 Boy, we'll have great times together. 402 00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:57,876 Great times together? What are you talking about? 403 00:31:57,948 --> 00:32:00,041 - Uh-oh. - What's the matter? 404 00:32:00,117 --> 00:32:02,813 - I hope Pop won't shoot you. - Huh? 405 00:32:02,886 --> 00:32:05,878 He swore the first time he caught a dog in this house... 406 00:32:05,956 --> 00:32:09,084 [Wilson] You two better be up when I open that door! 407 00:32:09,159 --> 00:32:10,956 Yipe. Here he comes. 408 00:32:12,062 --> 00:32:15,327 Hurry, get under there. Come on. 409 00:32:20,404 --> 00:32:22,201 All right, come on, you birds. 410 00:32:22,272 --> 00:32:24,206 - Good morning, Pop. - Good morning. 411 00:32:24,274 --> 00:32:27,175 - How are you this morning? - I'm very fine, thank you. 412 00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:30,643 - Wilby. - Pop, listen to this. 413 00:32:30,714 --> 00:32:31,942 [Plays harmonica] 414 00:32:32,015 --> 00:32:34,779 Very nice. Now, stop playing it and get dressed. 415 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:38,049 But, Pop, I just learned it. 416 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,386 Very good. Now get dressed like I told you. 417 00:32:40,457 --> 00:32:43,290 Wilby, I want you out of that bed, right now. 418 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,918 And you brush your teeth. 419 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,428 - That was a close one. - Don't worry, boy. 420 00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:53,527 Gosh. 421 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,697 Why did this have to happen to me? 422 00:32:55,772 --> 00:32:57,672 It's just terrific, Wilby. 423 00:32:57,741 --> 00:32:59,265 How'd it happen? 424 00:32:59,343 --> 00:33:01,174 I don't know exactly. 425 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:04,646 Remember? We were down in the basement last night. 426 00:33:04,715 --> 00:33:05,807 Uh-huh. 427 00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:07,942 - Morning, dear. - Good morning, dear. 428 00:33:19,396 --> 00:33:21,489 Have you seen any dogs around here? 429 00:33:21,565 --> 00:33:23,590 Of course not. They wouldn't dare. 430 00:33:26,703 --> 00:33:28,864 Are my eyes getting puffy? 431 00:33:29,806 --> 00:33:31,467 You've always had puffy eyes. 432 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:35,171 I know that. They just feel like they're getting puffier. 433 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,878 Freeda, if I thought for a moment... 434 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:52,623 - Freeda, I hope I can trust you. - What do you mean? 435 00:33:52,696 --> 00:33:55,961 You're always telling me how much Moochie wants a dog. 436 00:33:56,767 --> 00:33:57,927 Yes. 437 00:33:58,001 --> 00:34:00,765 I know you two wouldn't gang up on me, but... 438 00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:04,432 Sometimes I get the feeling you're not in sympathy with my problem. 439 00:34:04,508 --> 00:34:08,137 Wilson, I think you'd better eat your eggs. 440 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:21,250 Did Prof. Plumcutt say you had to stay a dog all the time? 441 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:22,724 He didn't exactly know. 442 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:24,385 Gee, I hope so. 443 00:34:24,461 --> 00:34:25,553 You what? 444 00:34:25,629 --> 00:34:29,224 Gosh, Wilby. You know how much I always wanted to have a dog. 445 00:34:29,299 --> 00:34:31,597 Well, I'm not going to be your dog. 446 00:34:31,668 --> 00:34:33,636 I'll teach you all kinds of tricks. 447 00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:36,730 How to sit up, beg, roll over and all that stuff. 448 00:34:36,807 --> 00:34:39,674 - Cut it out, will you? - [Wilson] Boys. 449 00:34:39,743 --> 00:34:42,837 You stay here. I'll tell him you're not hungry. 450 00:34:42,913 --> 00:34:45,143 Hungry? I'm starved! 451 00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:47,581 You like nice meaty bones? 452 00:34:47,651 --> 00:34:49,551 You know what I like. Hurry! 453 00:34:52,122 --> 00:34:55,558 Don't worry, boy. I'm gonna take good care of you. 454 00:34:58,028 --> 00:35:00,963 Take care of me. Humph! 455 00:35:08,538 --> 00:35:10,028 [Wilby] Psst. 456 00:35:11,908 --> 00:35:13,102 Psst. 457 00:35:15,445 --> 00:35:16,707 Pop? 458 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:18,509 What's this ad? 459 00:35:19,349 --> 00:35:22,876 - Well, it's a sale on lawnmowers. - Interesting, isn't it? 460 00:35:24,321 --> 00:35:25,879 Yes. 461 00:35:37,534 --> 00:35:39,229 How did you get in here? 462 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:42,431 Shoo, shoo. Go home. Go home. 463 00:35:42,506 --> 00:35:45,805 Don't you know it isn't safe for a dog in this house? Go! 464 00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:49,004 - My toast. - Coming up. Shoo. 465 00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:11,397 - Freeda. - Yes? 466 00:36:11,468 --> 00:36:13,095 Is there a dog in the kitchen? 467 00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:15,331 - A dog? - Yes, dog. 468 00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:17,168 - D-O-G. - Dog. 469 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,472 What kind of a dog? 470 00:36:21,545 --> 00:36:23,536 - That's all I wanted to know. - Pop! 471 00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:25,877 - Where are you going? - To the hall closet. 472 00:36:25,949 --> 00:36:27,780 - What for? - To get my shotgun. 473 00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:30,581 - You can't shoot your own... - My own what? 474 00:36:30,654 --> 00:36:34,055 - Your own neighbor's dog. - Can't I? 475 00:36:34,124 --> 00:36:36,592 - Pop, you can't shoot that dog! - [Wilby] Oh! 476 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,800 [Gunshot] 477 00:36:50,273 --> 00:36:51,638 Oh! 478 00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:55,571 [Panting] 479 00:37:00,684 --> 00:37:02,948 That's right! Run, you cowardly flea bag! 480 00:37:03,019 --> 00:37:05,351 Next time you come on my property, I'll... 481 00:37:06,289 --> 00:37:08,484 I'll... Well, I just will! 482 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:22,296 I just don't understand it. He's never stayed out all night before. 483 00:37:22,372 --> 00:37:24,966 I'm sure he'll return for his meals. 484 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:28,909 If you'd watch him more carefully, these things wouldn't happen... 485 00:37:28,979 --> 00:37:30,446 I'm sorry, mademoiselle. 486 00:37:30,981 --> 00:37:34,508 There you are. Where have you been all night, you wretched beast! 487 00:37:38,922 --> 00:37:42,221 Chiffon! Get down from there. 488 00:37:51,568 --> 00:37:55,265 Chiffon, mon petit, I've been so worried about you. 489 00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:58,239 What have you been up to, villain? 490 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:03,377 Now, you're all forgiven. Come on, how about some breakfast? 491 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,284 Well, since when do you eat at the table? 492 00:38:10,353 --> 00:38:12,548 I'll get you some breakfast, come on. 493 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:16,124 [Doorbell rings] 494 00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:17,785 Stefano, the door. 495 00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:32,703 Yes? 496 00:38:32,776 --> 00:38:35,836 Dr. Andrassy's expecting me. My name is Thurm. 497 00:38:35,912 --> 00:38:37,971 Yes, Mr. Thurm, come in. 498 00:38:44,254 --> 00:38:46,154 Please follow me. 499 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,162 What's the matter? I thought you were hungry. 500 00:38:59,236 --> 00:39:00,464 Well, go on. 501 00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:05,197 [Crunching] 502 00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:20,380 Oh, no, you don't. 503 00:39:20,457 --> 00:39:22,982 You get back in the kitchen. 504 00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:24,549 - Stefano. - Mademoiselle? 505 00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:27,426 Take Chiffon. See that he doesn't run away again. 506 00:39:27,497 --> 00:39:30,295 - Do you understand? - Oui, mademoiselle. 507 00:39:32,669 --> 00:39:35,661 You're always causing me trouble, aren't you? 508 00:39:37,474 --> 00:39:40,568 Get in there. I don't have time to watch you every minute. 509 00:39:48,251 --> 00:39:50,742 Now, let's see you get out of there. 510 00:40:32,162 --> 00:40:33,527 It's me! 511 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,121 It's me! 512 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,229 [Barks] 513 00:42:03,019 --> 00:42:04,543 [Moochie] Here, Wilby! 514 00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:07,318 Wilby. Here, Wilby. 515 00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:08,721 Wilby. 516 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,623 Here, boy. [Whistles] 517 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,161 Here, Wilby. 518 00:42:12,228 --> 00:42:14,389 Wilby. Here, boy. 519 00:42:14,464 --> 00:42:15,931 Here, Wilby. 520 00:42:15,999 --> 00:42:18,160 Here, boy. Here, Wilby. 521 00:42:19,369 --> 00:42:21,963 - Wilby? - What do you think you're doing? 522 00:42:22,038 --> 00:42:24,006 Aw, gee. 523 00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:25,598 What's the matter? 524 00:42:25,675 --> 00:42:28,109 You're not a dog anymore. 525 00:42:28,244 --> 00:42:31,077 You were gonna put this dog collar on me, weren't you? 526 00:42:31,147 --> 00:42:32,910 You don't have to get sore. 527 00:42:32,982 --> 00:42:35,507 Forget it. I'm through with that dog business. 528 00:42:35,585 --> 00:42:37,314 You sure? 529 00:42:38,488 --> 00:42:39,978 No. 530 00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:42,252 Where's Pop? 531 00:42:43,927 --> 00:42:46,589 He's in there. Cleaning his gun. 532 00:42:51,434 --> 00:42:54,562 Well, I guess I'll have to hide these for awhile. 533 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,101 - Did you wash your hands? - Yep. 534 00:42:59,175 --> 00:43:02,770 Wilson, if you don't mind, we'll have dinner early tomorrow night. 535 00:43:02,846 --> 00:43:05,110 We're all going to the country club dance. 536 00:43:05,181 --> 00:43:08,207 - Is my good suit clean? - I had it done last week. 537 00:43:08,284 --> 00:43:12,152 Wilby, why don't you take a girl to the dance? 538 00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:15,783 Wilby? He's a little young for dating, isn't he? 539 00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:19,920 Nonsense, just because you didn't go out with girls until you were 23. 540 00:43:19,996 --> 00:43:22,226 That's not true. I was 20. 541 00:43:22,298 --> 00:43:24,198 Besides, I was shy. 542 00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:27,595 Well, Wilby can't exist in a vacuum. 543 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:30,901 Besides, you've already taken all his hobbies away from him. 544 00:43:30,974 --> 00:43:33,943 I'd say it was a big jump from bird's eggs to girls. 545 00:43:34,010 --> 00:43:38,208 There is nothing wrong with girls. They're character building. 546 00:43:39,282 --> 00:43:41,409 Why don't you ask Allison to the dance? 547 00:43:41,484 --> 00:43:44,385 Allison? Well, Buzz takes her to all the dances. 548 00:43:44,454 --> 00:43:46,183 Oh. Then someone else. 549 00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:49,919 There must be dozens of lovely girls who'd be delighted to go with you. 550 00:43:49,993 --> 00:43:53,087 Why does he have to take a girl? Why can't he go with me? 551 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,597 That's a great idea, that is. 552 00:43:55,665 --> 00:43:58,793 Honey, why don't you take that new girl down the street? 553 00:43:58,868 --> 00:44:00,893 Dr. Andrassy's daughter? 554 00:44:00,970 --> 00:44:04,269 Francesca? No, I wouldn't have a chance with her. 555 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:05,898 [Knocking] 556 00:44:05,975 --> 00:44:07,806 See who that is, will you, Wilby? 557 00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:17,217 Wilby, could I talk to you in private for a second? 558 00:44:22,258 --> 00:44:25,955 You know, knothead... Wilby, you're the best friend I have. 559 00:44:26,029 --> 00:44:27,963 Buzz, not a cent. 560 00:44:28,031 --> 00:44:31,091 Now, I don't come to see you just when I need money. 561 00:44:32,468 --> 00:44:34,436 All right, I'm sorry. 562 00:44:35,071 --> 00:44:37,562 The point is, I do have a problem. 563 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,666 I'm supposed to take Allison to the country club dance. 564 00:44:40,743 --> 00:44:41,732 I know. 565 00:44:41,811 --> 00:44:45,042 I happened to mention the dance to Francesca. 566 00:44:45,114 --> 00:44:48,345 You know how it is. She's a smooth worker. 567 00:44:48,418 --> 00:44:50,682 Before I knew it, I asked her to go too. 568 00:44:50,753 --> 00:44:52,880 Well, what do you want me to do? 569 00:44:52,956 --> 00:44:55,891 All you have to do is come and make a foursome out of it. 570 00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:58,553 You don't have to be with anybody. 571 00:44:58,628 --> 00:44:59,856 I don't get you. 572 00:45:00,496 --> 00:45:04,227 Don't you see I'll handle it, so both girls think they're with me. 573 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:05,767 Then everybody's happy. 574 00:45:05,835 --> 00:45:09,066 I don't see how that makes me happy. 575 00:45:09,138 --> 00:45:11,368 Sure you do, it's fun. 576 00:45:11,441 --> 00:45:14,672 We're playing a harmless little joke on the girls. 577 00:45:14,744 --> 00:45:16,177 What do you say? 578 00:45:18,248 --> 00:45:21,240 Anything's better than going with my little brother. 579 00:45:21,317 --> 00:45:23,444 I just don't see how it's going to work. 580 00:45:23,519 --> 00:45:27,250 Well, you just come along and watch the old master at work, buddy pal. 581 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:31,116 Oh. 582 00:45:32,195 --> 00:45:34,493 Say, I'll need gas for tomorrow night. 583 00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:37,192 You don't happen to have a buck on you, do you? 584 00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:46,231 - How nice you look, Wilby! - Thank you. So do you. 585 00:45:46,309 --> 00:45:47,867 Thank you. 586 00:46:16,973 --> 00:46:21,876 Don't bother getting out, Wilby. I'll get your date for you. 587 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:25,506 Imagine, taking the prettiest girl in town to the dance. 588 00:46:27,283 --> 00:46:29,274 Well, you know... 589 00:46:29,352 --> 00:46:32,549 Francesca certainly seems to find you attractive. 590 00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:35,217 You really think so? 591 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:39,819 Of course, I'm not as sophisticated as she is, 592 00:46:39,896 --> 00:46:44,492 but there is something about you lately. Something unusual. 593 00:46:44,567 --> 00:46:46,398 [Door closes] 594 00:46:50,206 --> 00:46:52,470 - You girls know one another. - Of course. 595 00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:54,271 - Hello, Wilby. - Hi, Francesca. 596 00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:56,835 I think you both better ride up front with me. 597 00:46:56,913 --> 00:46:59,404 The wind in the back is murder on the hair. 598 00:46:59,482 --> 00:47:01,643 You're so thoughtful, Buzz. 599 00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:04,516 [Speaks French] 600 00:47:04,587 --> 00:47:07,215 Sorry, I don't speak French. 601 00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:09,588 Oh. 602 00:47:13,429 --> 00:47:15,124 [Swing music plays] 603 00:47:31,948 --> 00:47:34,178 Allison, will you do something for me? 604 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,808 What is it? 605 00:47:35,885 --> 00:47:40,515 Well, you know, this is Wilby's first dress-up date, and he's scared stiff. 606 00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:43,252 - Scared of what? - Francesca. 607 00:47:44,193 --> 00:47:46,559 That's silly. She's his date, isn't she? 608 00:47:46,629 --> 00:47:51,464 Sure, but you know how shy he is. Francesca's kind of spectacular. 609 00:47:51,534 --> 00:47:55,402 - It's got him tied up in knots. - So? 610 00:47:55,471 --> 00:47:58,463 I thought if you could dance the first dance with him... 611 00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:01,237 You're old friends. It might break the ice for him. 612 00:48:01,310 --> 00:48:04,245 Since when are you so concerned about Wilby? 613 00:48:04,313 --> 00:48:06,577 I like to see everyone happy. 614 00:48:07,383 --> 00:48:10,011 Thanks, Allison, you're a real doll. 615 00:48:13,956 --> 00:48:17,050 Wilby, aren't you and Allison gonna have the first dance? 616 00:48:17,126 --> 00:48:19,754 Sure, how 'bout it, Allison? Wanna dance? 617 00:48:19,829 --> 00:48:21,262 Love to. 618 00:48:23,533 --> 00:48:25,660 - Shall we? - Oui. 619 00:48:30,573 --> 00:48:32,632 They're sweet together, aren't they? 620 00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:40,175 - That's what makes it so tough. - What does? 621 00:48:40,249 --> 00:48:42,945 Well, Wilby's got a tremendous crush on Allison. 622 00:48:43,019 --> 00:48:45,010 Trouble is, he's so shy. 623 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:48,615 Allison goes more for the sophisticated type. 624 00:48:49,425 --> 00:48:51,916 She can't see Wilby for sour apples. 625 00:48:51,994 --> 00:48:54,519 Boy! He is very nice, isn't he? 626 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:58,294 Don't you worry, there's nothing you can do about it. 627 00:49:02,338 --> 00:49:07,469 - Buzz, I have a rather amusing idea. - What's that? 628 00:49:07,543 --> 00:49:11,809 Suppose I make a little fuss over Wilby and pretend to be interested in him. 629 00:49:11,881 --> 00:49:13,974 What, you mean make Allison jealous? 630 00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:18,646 - Oh, just a little bit. - Why, you're a genius. 631 00:49:18,721 --> 00:49:21,849 I never would've thought of that in a million years. 632 00:49:28,564 --> 00:49:31,397 Next number will be a ladies' tag dance. 633 00:49:47,917 --> 00:49:49,282 Tag dance. 634 00:49:50,052 --> 00:49:51,849 It's customary. 635 00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:05,296 The custom, is it not? 636 00:50:22,051 --> 00:50:25,384 - What's the big idea? - You told me to break the ice. 637 00:50:25,454 --> 00:50:28,116 Fine, break it. Don't melt it. 638 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,954 Excuse me. 639 00:50:45,408 --> 00:50:46,705 It's amazing. 640 00:50:46,776 --> 00:50:50,371 All those pretty girls actually seem to enjoy dancing with Wilby. 641 00:50:50,446 --> 00:50:51,470 Why not? 642 00:50:51,547 --> 00:50:55,210 I'd have bet anything he was going to be the all American wallflower. 643 00:50:55,284 --> 00:50:59,084 There are a lot of things about your son that you don't know. 644 00:51:00,122 --> 00:51:03,819 The next number is a Paul Revere. 645 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,741 - Shall we, dear? - Love to! 646 00:51:25,815 --> 00:51:27,407 Excuse us, Moochie. 647 00:51:27,483 --> 00:51:29,417 No more cake, sweetheart. 648 00:52:23,506 --> 00:52:25,098 Wilby! 649 00:52:27,009 --> 00:52:28,601 Wilby! 650 00:52:31,747 --> 00:52:33,442 Wilby! 651 00:52:39,488 --> 00:52:41,353 - What's the big idea? - Get down! 652 00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:45,053 - Don't give me trouble, Mooch. - You've got it. Look at yourself! 653 00:52:47,029 --> 00:52:48,496 Oh, no! No! 654 00:52:48,564 --> 00:52:51,089 Not here, not now, please! 655 00:52:56,238 --> 00:52:58,638 Wilby, are you all right? 656 00:53:09,118 --> 00:53:11,712 Oh, boy, you're a dog again! 657 00:53:11,787 --> 00:53:13,721 What are you so happy about? 658 00:53:13,789 --> 00:53:14,813 Gosh, Wilby. 659 00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:18,348 You're a lot more fun as a dog than you are as my brother. 660 00:53:18,427 --> 00:53:20,691 Shut up, and get me out of here. 661 00:53:20,763 --> 00:53:24,358 OK, boy, I don't want anything to happen to you now. 662 00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:33,573 [Whispers] Come on, sneak out that way. 663 00:53:45,254 --> 00:53:48,189 Chiffon! What in the world is he doing here? 664 00:53:48,257 --> 00:53:49,588 - Who? - Chiffon. 665 00:53:49,658 --> 00:53:51,387 Chiffon! 666 00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:54,488 - Get him, Buzz. - Oh, yeah. 667 00:54:03,105 --> 00:54:04,333 [Screams] 668 00:54:06,709 --> 00:54:08,574 [Screams] 669 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:13,075 There's that blasted dog again. Get away! What's he doing here? 670 00:54:13,949 --> 00:54:17,350 - See you later, boy. - Look out! 671 00:54:18,554 --> 00:54:20,488 Come here, you mangy mutt! 672 00:54:23,092 --> 00:54:25,151 Come here. 673 00:54:33,602 --> 00:54:35,900 Come on, Moochie. Time for bed, dear. 674 00:54:35,971 --> 00:54:37,836 [Phone rings] 675 00:54:40,843 --> 00:54:43,676 Hello? Wilby, where are you? 676 00:54:43,746 --> 00:54:46,112 - Pop! - Just a minute. It's a little late. 677 00:54:46,182 --> 00:54:48,480 - Isn't time you get home? - Is he all right? 678 00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:51,019 Yes, he's all right. 679 00:54:51,086 --> 00:54:54,988 We wondered where you went. I suppose you went chasing after the dog too. 680 00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:59,121 Is it all right if you stay at Buzz' house? 681 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:01,663 - It's all right, Pop. - Yes, it's all right. 682 00:55:14,910 --> 00:55:17,003 Hey, Kelly, got a dime for the phone? 683 00:55:52,581 --> 00:55:55,448 Whoops. Sorry, Officer Hansen. Bye. 684 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:56,610 [Phone clinking] 685 00:56:10,065 --> 00:56:12,295 Kelly, here's your dime. Can we go now? 686 00:56:12,368 --> 00:56:15,701 - I thought you were calling home. - I changed my mind. Let's go. 687 00:56:15,771 --> 00:56:20,640 - You said it was important. - I know what I said. It was a whim. 688 00:56:20,709 --> 00:56:24,668 Sometimes I'm just full of little whims. Can we go now, please? 689 00:56:24,747 --> 00:56:27,307 - But, you said... - Forget it, I said! Forget it. 690 00:56:27,383 --> 00:56:30,409 All right, I'll forget it. 691 00:56:38,761 --> 00:56:40,922 Don't bother, Buzz. 692 00:56:42,831 --> 00:56:46,858 - Good night. I hope you find your dog. - Thank you, Allison. Good night. 693 00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:48,665 Good night. 694 00:56:48,737 --> 00:56:50,534 [Tires screeching] 695 00:56:56,245 --> 00:56:59,942 In the words of your charming other date, don't bother! 696 00:57:00,015 --> 00:57:04,111 - Wait, I can explain everything! - Good night. 697 00:57:04,186 --> 00:57:06,313 Well, that's gratitude for you. 698 00:57:08,090 --> 00:57:10,183 I beg your pardon? 699 00:57:10,259 --> 00:57:13,660 Here I almost break my neck trying to catch that dog of yours. 700 00:57:13,729 --> 00:57:17,165 He drags me all over a parking lot and you won't even listen to me. 701 00:57:17,232 --> 00:57:18,494 So? 702 00:57:18,567 --> 00:57:21,092 Besides that I have a very deep cut over my eye 703 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:24,867 and it'll probably be infected by the time I get home. 704 00:57:26,408 --> 00:57:29,741 Oh, well. I guess I don't blame you. 705 00:57:30,846 --> 00:57:33,474 Come on inside. I'll clean your scratch. 706 00:57:33,549 --> 00:57:35,574 Now you're talking. 707 00:57:40,356 --> 00:57:41,880 What the... 708 00:57:47,997 --> 00:57:49,828 What a night! 709 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,598 - Is Chiffon here? - Yes, he just came home. 710 00:57:53,669 --> 00:57:56,604 - He's in the kitchen. - I'm quite displeased with you. 711 00:57:56,672 --> 00:57:59,300 I distinctly asked you to keep Chiffon locked up. 712 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:00,672 I did my best. 713 00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:03,837 I left him in the kitchen, locked the doors, he escaped. 714 00:58:03,912 --> 00:58:05,777 We won't discuss it now. 715 00:58:08,317 --> 00:58:11,013 Please go and sit down. I want to check on Chiffon. 716 00:58:11,086 --> 00:58:13,611 Will you forget about that mutt for once? 717 00:58:13,689 --> 00:58:16,715 Like I said, it's Wilby's fault that I got into this mess. 718 00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:19,625 - Wilby's? - Yeah, it's all his fault. 719 00:58:19,695 --> 00:58:23,062 Because I have a soft heart. I was trying to do him a favor. 720 00:58:23,132 --> 00:58:24,759 Ouch. That stings. 721 00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:26,824 There, it's all done now. 722 00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:31,667 Wilby didn't have enough nerve to get himself a date. 723 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:33,605 So, he cooked up this whole thing. 724 00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:35,507 Why are you blaming this on Wilby? 725 00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:39,707 Don't let him fool you. He's not as dumb as he looks. 726 00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:42,046 Behind that simple face... 727 00:58:42,117 --> 00:58:46,816 Well, I don't want to talk about my best friend like that. 728 00:58:46,889 --> 00:58:48,823 Let's talk about us. 729 00:58:48,891 --> 00:58:52,622 You know, Francesca, I've never met a girl like you. 730 00:58:53,495 --> 00:58:57,261 No, I'm not kidding. There's something about you... 731 00:58:57,332 --> 00:58:58,959 [barks loudly] 732 00:58:59,568 --> 00:59:00,728 Chiffon! 733 00:59:00,803 --> 00:59:04,899 There you are. What a bad dog you've been. 734 00:59:04,973 --> 00:59:08,670 Running away again and scaring poor Francesca half to death. 735 00:59:08,744 --> 00:59:10,507 Bad boy! 736 00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:14,109 I sure hate to see you waste all that on a mutt. 737 00:59:14,183 --> 00:59:15,275 Why? 738 00:59:15,350 --> 00:59:17,284 What do you mean? 739 00:59:17,352 --> 00:59:19,684 I mean, forget about tonight. 740 00:59:19,755 --> 00:59:21,950 Forget Wilby and the whole mess. 741 00:59:22,024 --> 00:59:24,959 Like I said before, let's talk about us. 742 00:59:26,328 --> 00:59:27,818 You know, Francesca... 743 00:59:27,896 --> 00:59:31,059 - the first time I saw you... - [dog growls] 744 00:59:31,133 --> 00:59:36,093 I said to myself, "Buzz, there's just the girl for..." 745 00:59:36,171 --> 00:59:37,661 [growling] 746 00:59:42,544 --> 00:59:45,479 Does he have to keep looking at me like that? 747 00:59:46,915 --> 00:59:50,908 Look, fella, I've had just about enough trouble for one night. 748 00:59:50,986 --> 00:59:52,010 Now, beat it! 749 00:59:52,087 --> 00:59:54,021 [Barks] 750 01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:02,763 Would you get lost! 751 01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:05,494 Buzz! 752 01:00:05,968 --> 01:00:08,129 Hey, what's the big idea? 753 01:00:08,837 --> 01:00:11,465 Get off, will you? Francesca! 754 01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:12,837 Chiffon, stop it! 755 01:00:12,908 --> 01:00:14,603 He flipped his lid. 756 01:00:15,444 --> 01:00:16,433 Let go! 757 01:00:17,613 --> 01:00:19,376 Get him off me. 758 01:00:19,448 --> 01:00:22,246 What has got into you? Now stop it this instant. 759 01:00:22,317 --> 01:00:24,148 I think you'd better leave, Buzz. 760 01:00:24,219 --> 01:00:28,713 OK, I'm beginning to get the point. Your dog doesn't like me. 761 01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:30,383 I'm sorry. 762 01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:33,292 That's OK. I can find my own way out. 763 01:00:34,329 --> 01:00:35,762 Bad dog you! 764 01:00:35,831 --> 01:00:37,389 - Good night. - Good night. 765 01:00:39,134 --> 01:00:43,366 You behaved very badly tonight, Chiffon. Buzz is really a nice boy. 766 01:00:44,606 --> 01:00:47,905 A little, shall we say, conceited? Come on. 767 01:00:58,554 --> 01:00:59,543 Yes? 768 01:01:01,957 --> 01:01:05,393 - I just wanted to say good night. - Did you have a pleasant time? 769 01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:07,360 Yes, thank you. 770 01:01:07,429 --> 01:01:10,364 The odd thing was I found Chiffon at the dance. 771 01:01:10,432 --> 01:01:11,797 Chiffon was there? 772 01:01:11,867 --> 01:01:15,064 I don't understand how he keeps getting out of the house. 773 01:01:15,137 --> 01:01:18,072 - May I leave him with you tonight? - Certainly, dear. 774 01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:22,076 - I'm sure he won't get away from me. - [Doorbell rings] 775 01:01:22,144 --> 01:01:24,203 - Good night, Francesca. - Good night. 776 01:01:25,614 --> 01:01:27,844 Now you behave yourself! 777 01:01:27,916 --> 01:01:30,908 You stupid, wonderful dog! 778 01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:46,565 Thurm, what is the meaning of this? 779 01:01:46,635 --> 01:01:48,762 You were asked not to come here at night. 780 01:01:48,837 --> 01:01:51,101 It's most urgent, I dare not use the phone. 781 01:01:51,173 --> 01:01:53,368 Is anything wrong at the missile plant? 782 01:01:53,442 --> 01:01:57,071 On the contrary, good news. I've been transferred to section 32. 783 01:01:57,145 --> 01:02:00,512 Section 32? Excellent! 784 01:02:00,582 --> 01:02:03,710 With what I've given you, this should be all you need. 785 01:02:03,785 --> 01:02:05,275 How soon can you get it here? 786 01:02:05,354 --> 01:02:08,517 Taking all precautions, I'd say tomorrow night by 8:00. 787 01:02:08,590 --> 01:02:10,820 That means that the complete mechanism 788 01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:13,885 of the undersea hydrogen missile will be in our hands. 789 01:02:13,962 --> 01:02:16,692 - Yes, sir. - Now we must get it out of the country. 790 01:02:16,765 --> 01:02:18,255 Immediately! 791 01:02:23,338 --> 01:02:24,498 Oh, no, you don't. 792 01:02:24,573 --> 01:02:26,666 No, you don't, my friend. 793 01:02:26,742 --> 01:02:29,267 You're not getting out of this house tonight. 794 01:02:29,344 --> 01:02:32,404 All right, up on the couch. Up! 795 01:02:35,584 --> 01:02:36,949 Good night, Thurm. 796 01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:40,010 I'll expect you tomorrow night at 8:00. 797 01:02:51,967 --> 01:02:55,403 I certainly would like to know what has gotten into you lately. 798 01:03:21,163 --> 01:03:22,755 Spies! 799 01:03:22,831 --> 01:03:24,822 I've got to tell somebody. 800 01:03:27,669 --> 01:03:29,569 I've got to get out of here. 801 01:03:42,751 --> 01:03:44,343 The laundry chute. 802 01:03:47,622 --> 01:03:49,453 Well, here it goes. 803 01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:45,272 Easy. Easy. 804 01:05:09,104 --> 01:05:11,197 What'll I do now? 805 01:05:16,244 --> 01:05:18,269 - [Moochie] Hi, Pop. - Wilby home yet? 806 01:05:18,346 --> 01:05:20,177 No, sir. 807 01:05:22,417 --> 01:05:25,181 What's this you're reading? 808 01:05:27,856 --> 01:05:29,585 How To Train Your Dog? 809 01:05:31,126 --> 01:05:34,857 Gosh, Pop. I thought some day you might change your mind about dogs. 810 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:36,591 Let me tell you something. 811 01:05:36,665 --> 01:05:40,294 As long as I've got a mind, there'll never be a dog in this house. 812 01:05:40,368 --> 01:05:41,858 How to train... 813 01:05:50,612 --> 01:05:51,738 There. 814 01:06:17,405 --> 01:06:18,770 Hey, Mooch. 815 01:06:25,881 --> 01:06:28,782 - Is that you, Wilby? - Who'd you think it was? 816 01:06:28,850 --> 01:06:31,080 Gosh, boy, I've been worried about you. 817 01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:33,451 Will you stop patting me? I don't like it. 818 01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:37,720 - Where you been? - We've gotta get some help and fast. 819 01:06:37,792 --> 01:06:39,555 That house is full of spies. 820 01:06:39,628 --> 01:06:42,722 Spies! Swell, that'll be fun playing. 821 01:06:42,797 --> 01:06:45,789 This isn't a game. It's serious. 822 01:06:45,867 --> 01:06:47,926 Aw, Wilby. 823 01:06:48,003 --> 01:06:51,336 Listen, they're stealing something from the missile plant. 824 01:06:51,406 --> 01:06:52,873 The missile plant? 825 01:06:52,941 --> 01:06:54,772 I don't know what it is, exactly. 826 01:06:54,843 --> 01:06:58,108 But they call it, uh, Section 32. 827 01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:01,047 They're sending it out of the country tonight. 828 01:07:01,116 --> 01:07:03,641 Wow! I'd better tell Pop. 829 01:07:03,718 --> 01:07:06,585 - Pop? - Sure, he'll know what to do. 830 01:07:06,655 --> 01:07:09,021 You just stay out of sight. 831 01:07:09,090 --> 01:07:10,284 OK. 832 01:07:20,001 --> 01:07:22,526 Pop, can I talk to you for a minute? 833 01:07:22,604 --> 01:07:23,866 Certainly, what is it? 834 01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:27,568 Will you please put down that paper? It's very urgent. 835 01:07:28,343 --> 01:07:29,435 All right. 836 01:07:29,511 --> 01:07:32,275 - I just found out something. - What did you find out? 837 01:07:32,347 --> 01:07:36,181 You know those people down the street, Dr. Andrassy and them? 838 01:07:36,918 --> 01:07:38,442 They're spies. 839 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,489 Spies, huh? Well. 840 01:07:41,556 --> 01:07:45,925 Pop, I'm not kidding. They're stealing something from the missile plant. 841 01:07:45,994 --> 01:07:47,962 Something called Section 32. 842 01:07:48,029 --> 01:07:52,022 Section 32? That's very interesting. 843 01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:54,261 But, Pop, you gotta believe me. 844 01:07:54,336 --> 01:07:56,429 We gotta do something about it. 845 01:07:56,504 --> 01:08:00,497 I'm surprised at you. I knew we had one woolly-headed son in this family... 846 01:08:00,575 --> 01:08:02,304 Wilby isn't woolly-headed! 847 01:08:02,377 --> 01:08:04,345 He's the one that heard 'em talking. 848 01:08:04,412 --> 01:08:08,212 He's the one that heard it. That explains the whole thing. 849 01:08:08,283 --> 01:08:10,046 Run along now, Moochie. 850 01:08:10,118 --> 01:08:12,348 But, Pop, we can't just let 'em get away. 851 01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,819 Run along. 852 01:08:14,122 --> 01:08:15,646 Pop... 853 01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:17,918 Moochie. 854 01:08:30,205 --> 01:08:32,070 No hope. 855 01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:35,303 I guess I'll have to give him the shock treatment. 856 01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:37,811 Poor Pop. 857 01:08:37,879 --> 01:08:40,245 Uh, where's the gun? 858 01:08:40,315 --> 01:08:43,910 In the hall closet. I got the key. 859 01:08:43,985 --> 01:08:45,816 Well, here goes. 860 01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,229 Pop? 861 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:09,937 - Yes, Wilby. - I've got something to tell you. 862 01:09:11,012 --> 01:09:12,309 But I'm afraid. 863 01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:15,577 You never have to be afraid to talk to me, Wilby. 864 01:09:15,650 --> 01:09:18,551 Maybe sometimes I'm a little impatient with you, 865 01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:20,747 but that's because you're my son. 866 01:09:20,822 --> 01:09:24,258 - I want you to be something special. - Yes, sir. 867 01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:26,419 You just tell me what's troubling you. 868 01:09:26,494 --> 01:09:29,327 I'm sure it can't be anything too serious. 869 01:09:29,397 --> 01:09:32,798 Whatever it is, I promise you, I'll understand. 870 01:09:32,867 --> 01:09:35,836 - Really, Pop? - You can bank on it, Wilby. 871 01:09:35,904 --> 01:09:37,269 Shake on it? 872 01:09:37,405 --> 01:09:39,464 Certainly I'll shake on it, Wilby. 873 01:09:44,245 --> 01:09:47,339 - No! - Oh, that did it. 874 01:09:54,055 --> 01:09:56,216 - [Wilson] Freeda! - Wilson? 875 01:09:56,291 --> 01:09:59,055 - Freeda. - Wilson, is that you? 876 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,859 What are we gonna do now? 877 01:10:07,936 --> 01:10:10,837 - We've got to get help. - Look! 878 01:10:11,406 --> 01:10:13,033 [Wilby] The police. 879 01:10:17,278 --> 01:10:19,678 I'd like to report some spies, please. 880 01:10:21,216 --> 01:10:22,740 All right, what's the name? 881 01:10:22,817 --> 01:10:25,445 Montgomery Daniels. 882 01:10:26,488 --> 01:10:27,614 Daniels? 883 01:10:27,689 --> 01:10:31,557 Any relation to that kid who tipped us off about that gangster last week? 884 01:10:31,626 --> 01:10:34,823 Yes, sir. Wilby's my brother. 885 01:10:34,896 --> 01:10:38,423 But he didn't know it was the new dean at the divinity college. 886 01:10:39,968 --> 01:10:43,495 Remember, Kelly, last week when I used to be a sergeant? 887 01:10:43,571 --> 01:10:47,268 No kidding, officer. We need help! 888 01:10:49,477 --> 01:10:50,705 Who are you? 889 01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:53,111 Wilby Daniels. 890 01:10:53,181 --> 01:10:55,046 Wilby Daniels. 891 01:10:55,116 --> 01:10:56,913 I knew it. 892 01:10:57,819 --> 01:11:01,084 I knew it, first time that dog spoke to me. 893 01:11:01,156 --> 01:11:04,455 - I said to my wife... - Easy, now. It's all right. 894 01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:07,689 Probably some kid dressed up in a dog suit or something. 895 01:11:07,762 --> 01:11:09,389 That's right, officer. 896 01:11:09,464 --> 01:11:13,264 Sure! That's how he spied on the spies. 897 01:11:13,334 --> 01:11:15,802 All right. 898 01:11:15,870 --> 01:11:18,464 Take off the dog suit. 899 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:22,306 I can't, I don't have anything on underneath. 900 01:11:22,377 --> 01:11:25,005 You see, Kelly, he can't. 901 01:11:25,079 --> 01:11:28,207 - You ought to know that. - That's enough, you two. 902 01:11:28,283 --> 01:11:32,014 Stop bothering Officer Hansen before we take you down to the station. 903 01:11:32,086 --> 01:11:35,112 - Fine, let's go. - Yeah, let's go. 904 01:11:35,190 --> 01:11:38,455 No, you don't. Not in this car. 905 01:11:38,526 --> 01:11:39,993 But the spies! 906 01:11:40,061 --> 01:11:42,120 I'm afraid they're gonna have to keep. 907 01:11:42,197 --> 01:11:46,099 You see, there's a landing of invaders from Mars over by the stockyards. 908 01:11:46,167 --> 01:11:48,567 I'm afraid we're going to get over there. 909 01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:54,699 [Bell tolls] 910 01:11:58,947 --> 01:12:01,279 Gosh, Wilby. 2:00. 911 01:12:01,349 --> 01:12:03,715 We gotta think of something. 912 01:12:03,785 --> 01:12:05,309 Yeah. 913 01:12:05,687 --> 01:12:07,177 I got it! 914 01:12:09,023 --> 01:12:12,117 Here you are, you miserable beast. 915 01:12:12,193 --> 01:12:14,661 You can't take him. He's my... 916 01:12:16,464 --> 01:12:17,658 Your what? 917 01:12:17,732 --> 01:12:19,893 My pal. 918 01:12:21,669 --> 01:12:25,127 This is the last time you'll ever get away, I can promise you that! 919 01:12:25,807 --> 01:12:27,604 Come on, you devil. 920 01:12:27,675 --> 01:12:30,371 Come along before I... Come on. 921 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:36,109 - No. - Wilson, Wilson? 922 01:12:36,184 --> 01:12:39,119 Don't you dare move. I'll get the spirits of ammonia. 923 01:12:41,389 --> 01:12:44,415 Pop! Pop! Snap out of it. We've got to get moving. 924 01:12:44,492 --> 01:12:46,983 Oh, Moochie. Moochie... 925 01:12:47,061 --> 01:12:48,585 Is it true about Wilby? 926 01:12:48,663 --> 01:12:50,654 Did I see and hear what I thought I saw? 927 01:12:50,732 --> 01:12:53,098 You sure did, Wilby's a dog now. 928 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:54,225 No. 929 01:12:54,302 --> 01:12:56,634 My own boy. My own flesh and blood. 930 01:12:56,704 --> 01:12:59,730 Somehow, some way, I failed him as a father. 931 01:12:59,807 --> 01:13:00,796 How did it happen? 932 01:13:00,875 --> 01:13:03,969 - I'll tell you later. Hurry. - Are we going somewhere? 933 01:13:04,913 --> 01:13:07,711 Don't you understand? We gotta get help. 934 01:13:07,782 --> 01:13:11,081 - We gotta stop those spies. - What spies? 935 01:13:11,152 --> 01:13:13,416 Remember? I told you about 'em. 936 01:13:13,488 --> 01:13:15,581 Spies! That's right, you did. 937 01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:18,785 Don't worry about a thing. I'm in this with you all the way. 938 01:13:18,860 --> 01:13:22,591 - Come on, we'll have to get some help. - Not that way! This way. 939 01:13:24,465 --> 01:13:25,454 Wilson Daniels. 940 01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:28,297 You close that door. You're not leaving this house. 941 01:13:28,369 --> 01:13:31,532 Stay out of this. This is a job that calls for cool heads. 942 01:13:31,606 --> 01:13:33,005 Here, this way. 943 01:13:34,509 --> 01:13:36,340 Calm down, Mr. Daniels. 944 01:13:36,411 --> 01:13:39,005 I just want to get this thing straight. 945 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,843 Oh. 946 01:13:41,316 --> 01:13:45,116 Now, you say that this information came from your son. 947 01:13:45,186 --> 01:13:48,553 Yes, my older son. He was right there and he heard them talking. 948 01:13:48,623 --> 01:13:50,454 And they knew he was there? 949 01:13:50,525 --> 01:13:52,720 I'm sure they knew he was there, but... 950 01:13:52,794 --> 01:13:55,228 Doesn't that strike you as rather odd? 951 01:13:55,296 --> 01:13:58,993 They'd speak of confidential matters in front of your son? 952 01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:02,730 It's not odd at all, they probably didn't pay any attention to him. 953 01:14:02,804 --> 01:14:04,999 You see, my son happens to be a dog. 954 01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:10,041 Your son is a dog? 955 01:14:10,111 --> 01:14:13,080 Yes. Don't get me wrong, he's not a dog all the time. 956 01:14:13,147 --> 01:14:15,115 Just part of the time. 957 01:14:15,183 --> 01:14:17,117 I see. 958 01:14:20,555 --> 01:14:23,023 Well, uh, thank you for coming, Mr. Daniels. 959 01:14:23,091 --> 01:14:25,457 - We'll look into it. - You don't believe me. 960 01:14:25,526 --> 01:14:27,551 - Ow! - I'm sorry. 961 01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:29,426 I don't have my shoes on. 962 01:14:29,497 --> 01:14:32,193 - Don't you believe me? - Of course! 963 01:14:32,266 --> 01:14:34,166 Aren't you gonna do something? 964 01:14:34,235 --> 01:14:36,999 Well, we must proceed with caution, Mr. Daniels. 965 01:14:37,071 --> 01:14:39,596 Dr. Andrassy is a well-respected man. 966 01:14:39,674 --> 01:14:42,165 But you haven't got time for caution. 967 01:14:42,243 --> 01:14:46,111 This thing that they stole is being shipped out of the country tonight. 968 01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:50,446 I don't suppose you have any idea precisely what this thing may be. 969 01:14:50,518 --> 01:14:54,010 No, I don't. All I know is that it's something called Section 32. 970 01:14:54,088 --> 01:14:56,181 - Something like that. - Section 32? 971 01:14:56,257 --> 01:14:58,157 - That's right. - Are you sure? 972 01:14:58,226 --> 01:15:00,888 That's what the dog said... my son. 973 01:15:01,763 --> 01:15:04,493 - Please sit down again. - Well, I should think so. 974 01:15:07,001 --> 01:15:11,529 Now you still insist a dog told you about this? 975 01:15:11,606 --> 01:15:14,404 Yes, why don't you ask my younger son, Moochie? 976 01:15:14,475 --> 01:15:15,874 He's the dog's brother. 977 01:15:15,943 --> 01:15:20,903 - Just now, it's you I'm interested in. - Me? 978 01:15:20,982 --> 01:15:23,473 You don't think I had anything to do with this? 979 01:15:23,551 --> 01:15:27,749 I came here in good faith. I told you a simple, straightforward story. 980 01:15:27,822 --> 01:15:29,949 Just because my son happens to be a dog, 981 01:15:30,024 --> 01:15:32,424 you look at me as though... 982 01:15:32,493 --> 01:15:37,294 As though I had wheels in my head. Remember, I'm a government man myself. 983 01:15:37,365 --> 01:15:39,196 We have the utmost respect 984 01:15:39,267 --> 01:15:42,703 for the members of the United States Post Office Department. 985 01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:46,831 I wonder if you'd mind repeating your story to one of my colleagues. 986 01:15:46,908 --> 01:15:50,241 I'd be glad to. All I ask is that you gentlemen keep an open mind. 987 01:15:50,311 --> 01:15:52,871 - You see, my side... - Not them. 988 01:15:52,947 --> 01:15:56,110 Would you step into the hall with these gentlemen, please? 989 01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:58,379 Well... yes. 990 01:15:58,453 --> 01:15:59,977 Excuse me. 991 01:16:00,855 --> 01:16:04,120 It's fantastic, but he knows about Section 32. 992 01:16:04,192 --> 01:16:07,161 - How could he? - That's what I've got to find out. 993 01:16:07,228 --> 01:16:11,858 Meantime, check every man, sketch and piece of equipment in that department. 994 01:16:11,933 --> 01:16:14,697 - That'll take time. - Get moving. 995 01:16:16,871 --> 01:16:19,465 All right, Mr. Daniels, this way, please. 996 01:16:21,642 --> 01:16:24,702 - I think you'll like Dr. Galvin. - Doctor? 997 01:16:25,079 --> 01:16:28,537 Oh, uh, it's a kind of honorary title. 998 01:16:28,616 --> 01:16:30,584 Now, just a minute. 999 01:16:38,459 --> 01:16:41,792 I've just returned from the museum. I have our plan worked out. 1000 01:16:42,597 --> 01:16:44,758 Come upstairs, I'll go over it with you. 1001 01:16:44,832 --> 01:16:46,163 Yes, sir. 1002 01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:49,067 - Is my daughter at home? - No, sir. Not yet. 1003 01:16:49,137 --> 01:16:51,503 - She went shopping. - Good. 1004 01:17:03,918 --> 01:17:07,513 The girl must know absolutely nothing of what's happening here. 1005 01:17:07,588 --> 01:17:08,953 I understand, sir. 1006 01:17:09,023 --> 01:17:13,221 As it is with matters coming to a head, I don't quite know what to do about her. 1007 01:17:13,294 --> 01:17:18,231 It is unfortunate she is your daughter. Otherwise the solution would be obvious. 1008 01:17:18,299 --> 01:17:21,132 In any case, Stefano, the problem is mine. 1009 01:17:21,202 --> 01:17:24,103 I'll decide what to do when the time comes. 1010 01:17:26,474 --> 01:17:30,376 This is a sketch of the packing case containing the small fossils. 1011 01:17:30,444 --> 01:17:32,309 Understand me clearly. 1012 01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:35,315 From here on, the slightest hitch will be disastrous. 1013 01:17:35,383 --> 01:17:36,782 You can depend on me. 1014 01:17:36,851 --> 01:17:41,481 When Thurm arrives with Section 32, take them to my office at the museum. 1015 01:17:42,390 --> 01:17:47,020 There you will find the packing case containing the Etruscan fossils. 1016 01:17:47,094 --> 01:17:49,221 Suppose the authorities open the case? 1017 01:17:51,032 --> 01:17:52,294 They may. 1018 01:17:52,366 --> 01:17:57,429 But I doubt they will tamper with a fragile, priceless collection 1019 01:17:57,505 --> 01:18:00,235 dispatched to such a distinguished man. 1020 01:18:00,308 --> 01:18:03,300 The packing case will be shipped on the midnight plane, 1021 01:18:03,377 --> 01:18:06,005 consigned ostensibly to the museum in Rome. 1022 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:08,708 You mean Anders himself will pick up the shipment? 1023 01:18:08,783 --> 01:18:09,772 Silence! 1024 01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:12,479 You have instructions never to mention his name. 1025 01:18:12,553 --> 01:18:14,214 [Stefano] What harm can it do? 1026 01:18:14,288 --> 01:18:16,916 Save for the dog we are alone in the house. 1027 01:18:16,991 --> 01:18:21,826 Very well. Suppose we go over what you must do, point by point. 1028 01:18:27,001 --> 01:18:29,629 - What are you doing here? - Here? 1029 01:18:30,705 --> 01:18:32,172 Oh, here... 1030 01:18:33,808 --> 01:18:36,038 As a matter of fact, I'm glad you asked me. 1031 01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:39,273 I was wondering if you'd give Francesca a message for me. 1032 01:18:39,347 --> 01:18:42,748 There's going to be a barbecue at Dawson's Grove next Saturday. 1033 01:18:42,817 --> 01:18:45,115 I was thinking... 1034 01:18:45,186 --> 01:18:48,087 I know what you heard and I know how to make you forget. 1035 01:18:48,155 --> 01:18:50,282 - Not now! - What else can we do with him? 1036 01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:53,759 I said, not now! Tie him up and lock him in the dressing room. 1037 01:19:01,068 --> 01:19:04,504 [Doctor] You've gained access to certain secret information. 1038 01:19:04,572 --> 01:19:07,006 Now, fearful of the consequences, 1039 01:19:07,074 --> 01:19:09,907 you transfer the burden of guilt to your second self. 1040 01:19:09,977 --> 01:19:13,310 A submerged second identity, known only to you. 1041 01:19:13,381 --> 01:19:16,316 What second identity? 1042 01:19:16,384 --> 01:19:18,511 This is very important, Mr. Daniels. 1043 01:19:18,586 --> 01:19:21,487 Do you often visualize yourself as a dog? 1044 01:19:21,555 --> 01:19:25,286 - What? - Let's be honest. 1045 01:19:26,794 --> 01:19:29,422 Do you often stand in front of your shaving mirror 1046 01:19:29,497 --> 01:19:34,457 and instead of your own face, you see a shiny, moist, black shoe-button nose? 1047 01:19:34,535 --> 01:19:36,833 A strong intelligent head? 1048 01:19:38,372 --> 01:19:40,602 - No! - Excuse me, sir. 1049 01:19:40,675 --> 01:19:44,202 It's getting awfully late and Mom'll be worried about us. 1050 01:19:44,278 --> 01:19:47,008 I don't see any reason why you can't go. 1051 01:19:47,081 --> 01:19:50,710 - Good, I've had enough of this. - I was referring to the boy. 1052 01:19:50,785 --> 01:19:54,448 I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to remain a while longer, Mr. Daniels. 1053 01:19:54,522 --> 01:19:58,049 - Just a few more questions. - Why don't you ask him a few questions? 1054 01:19:58,125 --> 01:20:01,720 He knows more about this than I do. He'll say I'm telling the truth. 1055 01:20:01,796 --> 01:20:03,957 Perhaps we should question the boy. 1056 01:20:04,031 --> 01:20:07,489 There may be a hereditary factor present between father and son. 1057 01:20:07,568 --> 01:20:10,503 Can't it wait, sir? I ought to be going. 1058 01:20:10,638 --> 01:20:14,938 Yes, they say heredity sometimes plays a role in lycanthropy. 1059 01:20:15,910 --> 01:20:17,537 Who are you calling a liar? 1060 01:20:17,611 --> 01:20:20,910 Lycanthropy is the alleged practice 1061 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:23,576 of turning humans into witches and werewolves. 1062 01:20:23,651 --> 01:20:26,449 Don't be ridiculous. My son isn't any werewolf. 1063 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:29,921 He's just a big, baggy stupid-looking shaggy dog. 1064 01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:32,482 Pop, I'm worried about Wilby. 1065 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:36,087 - He may be in trouble. - What do you think I'm in? 1066 01:20:36,163 --> 01:20:38,961 Now, just a few questions, my lad. 1067 01:20:39,033 --> 01:20:43,595 It won't be any good, sir. I don't know anything about all this. 1068 01:20:44,071 --> 01:20:45,402 Moochie! 1069 01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:47,338 What did you say? 1070 01:20:47,408 --> 01:20:50,935 I said I don't know anything, and I'd like to go home, please. 1071 01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:52,775 Moochie! 1072 01:20:52,847 --> 01:20:56,613 Then, you don't believe your brother is a dog? 1073 01:20:56,684 --> 01:20:58,777 Gosh, sir, would you? 1074 01:21:00,254 --> 01:21:01,778 Moochie! 1075 01:21:01,856 --> 01:21:06,589 Your father made up this entire story about the dog, it was his idea? 1076 01:21:06,660 --> 01:21:09,288 Pop's a great storyteller. 1077 01:21:09,363 --> 01:21:12,264 Kids come from all around just to hear him. 1078 01:21:12,867 --> 01:21:14,494 Moochie! 1079 01:21:16,504 --> 01:21:19,439 Sorry, Pop. I had to do it. 1080 01:21:21,008 --> 01:21:22,999 Betts, I'm letting the boy go. 1081 01:21:23,077 --> 01:21:25,705 Please see that he gets home in a company car. 1082 01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:28,374 - Yes, sir. - All right, son. 1083 01:21:32,453 --> 01:21:33,442 Moochie. 1084 01:21:33,521 --> 01:21:37,651 You go back to my office and Mr. Betts will take care of you. Go ahead. 1085 01:21:39,894 --> 01:21:41,452 Moochie. 1086 01:21:41,529 --> 01:21:43,394 - May I, Doctor? - Of course. 1087 01:21:43,464 --> 01:21:47,958 Now, Mr. Daniels, we've had our little joke about the dog, 1088 01:21:48,035 --> 01:21:50,128 suppose we get down to cases. 1089 01:21:50,204 --> 01:21:53,298 I want to know just how, when and where 1090 01:21:53,374 --> 01:21:56,138 you found out about Section 32. 1091 01:22:05,152 --> 01:22:07,245 [Bell tolls] 1092 01:22:09,790 --> 01:22:11,985 - Did you get it? - Yes, I have it. 1093 01:22:16,664 --> 01:22:18,461 - Section 32, complete. - Good. 1094 01:22:19,133 --> 01:22:20,930 [Thurm] We're in trouble. 1095 01:22:21,001 --> 01:22:24,095 - Something's gone wrong at the plant. - What do you mean? 1096 01:22:24,171 --> 01:22:26,139 An investigation, my name came up. 1097 01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:30,200 - I had to answer ticklish questions. - You knew the right answers, I trust? 1098 01:22:30,277 --> 01:22:32,404 Of course, but I didn't the sound of 'em. 1099 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,812 I'm not sure that I wasn't followed here. 1100 01:22:35,983 --> 01:22:38,110 We'll have to use the emergency plan. 1101 01:22:38,185 --> 01:22:40,779 The other is too risky now. What about the boat? 1102 01:22:40,855 --> 01:22:43,187 It's tied up at Walker's Dock, ready to go. 1103 01:22:43,257 --> 01:22:45,316 Bring the sedan around. 1104 01:22:45,392 --> 01:22:47,019 What about the boy? 1105 01:22:48,062 --> 01:22:50,690 We'll be out of the country before they find him. 1106 01:23:00,174 --> 01:23:02,870 [Andrassy] I don't understand what went wrong. 1107 01:23:02,943 --> 01:23:04,535 You're sure that... 1108 01:23:06,780 --> 01:23:07,974 Yes? What do you want? 1109 01:23:08,048 --> 01:23:10,915 I wanted to say I'm going out with Buzz Miller. 1110 01:23:10,985 --> 01:23:13,852 I'm sorry, but I've been called away for a few days 1111 01:23:13,921 --> 01:23:15,946 and I would like you to come with me. 1112 01:23:16,023 --> 01:23:18,514 Isn't this rather short notice? 1113 01:23:20,728 --> 01:23:21,956 Where are we going? 1114 01:23:22,029 --> 01:23:24,259 I have no time for questions. Get ready. 1115 01:23:26,634 --> 01:23:28,932 If you don't mind, I'd prefer to stay here. 1116 01:23:29,003 --> 01:23:30,766 You'll do as I say! 1117 01:23:34,508 --> 01:23:36,271 What is this? 1118 01:23:36,343 --> 01:23:37,901 Francesca... 1119 01:23:37,978 --> 01:23:40,071 you're an intelligent girl. 1120 01:23:40,147 --> 01:23:42,945 I don't believe I have to make any needless threats. 1121 01:23:44,018 --> 01:23:46,987 Take her to her room. See that she takes what she needs. 1122 01:23:47,054 --> 01:23:48,453 Hurry. 1123 01:24:02,536 --> 01:24:05,334 - Here you are, son. - Thank you very much, sir. 1124 01:24:39,073 --> 01:24:42,634 We don't want to attract attention. Drive at a normal speed. 1125 01:25:04,198 --> 01:25:07,258 Wilby. Here, Wilby! 1126 01:25:07,334 --> 01:25:09,529 [Whistles] Wilby! 1127 01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:23,279 Wilby. Here, Wilby. 1128 01:25:23,350 --> 01:25:24,374 Wilby! 1129 01:25:27,454 --> 01:25:28,478 [Whistles] 1130 01:25:28,555 --> 01:25:30,216 Here, Wilby. 1131 01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:32,490 Here, Wilby. 1132 01:25:33,227 --> 01:25:34,455 Here, Wilby. 1133 01:25:35,663 --> 01:25:37,392 Wilby. 1134 01:25:37,464 --> 01:25:39,932 In here, Moochie! In here! 1135 01:25:49,443 --> 01:25:51,775 In here, Moochie! In here! 1136 01:25:57,584 --> 01:25:59,313 Wilby, what's going on? 1137 01:25:59,386 --> 01:26:02,053 Come on, they're getting away. 1138 01:26:04,191 --> 01:26:06,989 They're heading for Walker's Dock. 1139 01:26:08,896 --> 01:26:10,295 Hey, look out! 1140 01:26:15,336 --> 01:26:17,998 Some day I'm gonna murder that dog. 1141 01:26:21,575 --> 01:26:24,203 Hey, you mangy cur, come back with my car. 1142 01:26:48,268 --> 01:26:49,758 Wait, stop! 1143 01:26:52,139 --> 01:26:53,128 Officer! 1144 01:26:53,207 --> 01:26:56,301 Officer, get him! Get him. 1145 01:26:56,377 --> 01:26:58,971 That shaggy dog just stole my car. 1146 01:26:59,046 --> 01:27:01,344 Shaggy dog? 1147 01:27:01,415 --> 01:27:03,975 It's no use, Kelly. 1148 01:27:04,618 --> 01:27:07,416 I've just gotta face it. I gotta face it. 1149 01:27:08,555 --> 01:27:09,886 Follow that dog! 1150 01:27:16,163 --> 01:27:17,653 Hey, wait! 1151 01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:23,465 - Wait for us! - Never mind, Buzz, here comes my pop. 1152 01:27:31,612 --> 01:27:33,477 Pop! Pop! 1153 01:27:33,547 --> 01:27:36,914 - Follow that police car. - Don't you ever speak to me again. 1154 01:27:36,984 --> 01:27:38,952 Come on, you can't let him get away. 1155 01:27:39,019 --> 01:27:41,010 You don't know what you're asking me. 1156 01:27:41,088 --> 01:27:44,057 You know what I've gone through for the last two hours? 1157 01:27:44,124 --> 01:27:46,115 - It's my car. - I'm not a well man. 1158 01:28:14,788 --> 01:28:16,380 Chicken! 1159 01:28:19,259 --> 01:28:22,751 Patrol car 12, Hansen, code 22. 1160 01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:26,493 We are pursuing a stolen car headed west on Highway 16 1161 01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:28,125 at high rate of speed. 1162 01:28:28,202 --> 01:28:30,898 Request other police units be notified. 1163 01:28:30,971 --> 01:28:32,871 Repeat, patrol car 12, 1164 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:34,965 we are pursuing a stolen car 1165 01:28:35,042 --> 01:28:39,741 traveling west on Highway 16. Description of suspect as follows: 1166 01:28:39,813 --> 01:28:41,542 Large shaggy dog. 1167 01:28:41,615 --> 01:28:47,144 Color, dirty white, brown patches. Breed, unknown. 1168 01:28:47,221 --> 01:28:49,655 Have him repeat that description. 1169 01:28:49,723 --> 01:28:53,921 Car 12, repeat description of suspect, over. 1170 01:28:53,994 --> 01:28:56,724 Repeat description of suspect as follows: 1171 01:28:56,864 --> 01:29:02,666 Large shaggy dog. Color, dirty white with brown patches. 1172 01:29:03,270 --> 01:29:07,536 Hansen, this is Captain Scanlon. What's the matter with you? 1173 01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:12,568 Patrol car 12, Hansen, we are pursuing stolen car. 1174 01:29:12,646 --> 01:29:16,742 Suspect identified as large, shaggy dog. 1175 01:29:16,817 --> 01:29:18,409 Out. 1176 01:29:18,485 --> 01:29:20,612 Hansen, Hansen. Answer me! 1177 01:29:20,687 --> 01:29:22,086 Answer me! 1178 01:29:22,356 --> 01:29:24,950 [Switches radio off] 1179 01:29:25,025 --> 01:29:26,788 Hansen! Hansen! 1180 01:29:26,860 --> 01:29:30,626 Do you hear me? Report in here immediately. Hansen! 1181 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:36,135 Patrol car 7. Patrol car 7. 1182 01:29:36,203 --> 01:29:38,137 Mercer, are you there? 1183 01:29:38,205 --> 01:29:40,173 Patrol car 7, Mercer, over. 1184 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:43,971 Mercer, there are two loonies by the name of Hansen and Kelly, 1185 01:29:44,044 --> 01:29:46,239 masquerading as police officers. 1186 01:29:46,313 --> 01:29:47,712 They're headed your way. 1187 01:29:47,781 --> 01:29:50,909 Pick 'em up and bring 'em in here immediately. Over! 1188 01:29:50,984 --> 01:29:54,681 Patrol car 7, Mercer. Message clear. Acknowledge and out. 1189 01:29:55,856 --> 01:29:57,346 Poor ol' Hansen. 1190 01:30:01,762 --> 01:30:03,491 There he is! 1191 01:30:38,098 --> 01:30:39,759 Now, get out of there! 1192 01:30:40,734 --> 01:30:43,259 No, you don't. Come here. 1193 01:30:43,337 --> 01:30:44,964 Over here. 1194 01:30:45,706 --> 01:30:47,139 Bend over that hood. 1195 01:30:52,412 --> 01:30:54,039 Hansen! 1196 01:30:55,816 --> 01:30:57,249 What are you... 1197 01:30:57,317 --> 01:30:59,251 Well, it's possible! 1198 01:31:00,020 --> 01:31:01,009 Isn't it? 1199 01:31:01,088 --> 01:31:02,419 - [Dog growls] - Look out! 1200 01:31:02,489 --> 01:31:04,150 Ouch! 1201 01:31:04,224 --> 01:31:07,250 - [Hansen] He bit me. - I don't see anything. 1202 01:31:12,299 --> 01:31:13,493 [Gunshot] 1203 01:31:13,567 --> 01:31:15,694 No, Kelly! That's our car! 1204 01:31:42,663 --> 01:31:44,858 We're being followed. Open it up. 1205 01:31:56,843 --> 01:31:58,606 That wasn't Hansen! 1206 01:32:01,081 --> 01:32:03,049 Patrol car 7, Mercer. 1207 01:32:03,116 --> 01:32:06,779 Patrol car 7, Mercer. Request additional instructions, over. 1208 01:32:06,853 --> 01:32:09,913 You've got your instructions. Bring in Hansen and Kelly. 1209 01:32:09,990 --> 01:32:13,016 Report mobile unit assigned to Hansen and Kelly 1210 01:32:13,093 --> 01:32:14,788 passed this point a moment ago. 1211 01:32:14,861 --> 01:32:17,830 [Mercer] Officers Hansen and Kelly were not in it. 1212 01:32:17,898 --> 01:32:21,197 Really? May I ask who was in it? 1213 01:32:21,268 --> 01:32:24,135 [Mercer] A large shaggy dog, sir. 1214 01:32:24,204 --> 01:32:25,933 Description as follows: 1215 01:32:26,006 --> 01:32:30,306 Color, dirty white with brown patches. 1216 01:32:30,377 --> 01:32:32,971 Was driving the mobile... 1217 01:32:33,914 --> 01:32:37,179 Would you have them send my car around, please? 1218 01:32:38,518 --> 01:32:41,351 That is, unless it's been stolen by a purple kangaroo 1219 01:32:41,455 --> 01:32:44,855 - wearing a checkered vest. - Yes, sir. 1220 01:33:07,247 --> 01:33:09,078 No! No! 1221 01:33:11,651 --> 01:33:14,711 No, no, no, you idiots! 1222 01:33:14,788 --> 01:33:17,985 - No! No! - Well, well... 1223 01:33:18,058 --> 01:33:22,722 If it isn't Hot Rod Hansen speeding! And you who used to be a sergeant. 1224 01:33:22,796 --> 01:33:25,162 All right, Mercer, very cute. 1225 01:33:25,232 --> 01:33:27,496 - Come on. - Sorry, we're to bring you in. 1226 01:33:27,567 --> 01:33:30,127 In? I can't go back without that dog. 1227 01:33:30,203 --> 01:33:33,001 Sorry, I got the word from Scanlon, loud and clear. 1228 01:33:33,073 --> 01:33:35,769 Please, for the love of a fellow officer. 1229 01:33:35,842 --> 01:33:37,742 We were rookies together. 1230 01:33:37,811 --> 01:33:40,177 I married your sister, Felice. 1231 01:33:40,847 --> 01:33:44,408 I loaned you my dress uniform for the Shriner's convention. 1232 01:33:44,484 --> 01:33:47,920 Ed, don't these things mean anything to you? 1233 01:33:49,723 --> 01:33:52,157 All right, I'll take a chance, Hansen. 1234 01:33:52,225 --> 01:33:54,819 You just better pray you know what you're doing. 1235 01:34:20,287 --> 01:34:21,720 [Andrassy] Cast off! 1236 01:34:21,788 --> 01:34:23,278 [Growling] 1237 01:34:24,291 --> 01:34:26,384 [Shouting] 1238 01:34:28,662 --> 01:34:30,823 Get down from there! 1239 01:34:46,613 --> 01:34:48,171 Chiffon, let go of me! 1240 01:34:48,248 --> 01:34:50,273 You devil you, I'll fix you. 1241 01:34:50,350 --> 01:34:51,817 No! Chiffon, look out! 1242 01:34:52,586 --> 01:34:53,917 Look out. 1243 01:34:53,987 --> 01:34:56,387 - Stop it, you... - Chiffon, stop it! 1244 01:34:58,391 --> 01:34:59,585 [Screams] 1245 01:35:24,417 --> 01:35:27,682 Mercer, call the harbor police. Have them stop that boat! 1246 01:35:33,026 --> 01:35:34,357 Ow! 1247 01:35:34,427 --> 01:35:36,088 - What's the matter? - Go ahead. 1248 01:35:36,162 --> 01:35:39,563 I'm all right. I've just broken my foot. 1249 01:35:46,773 --> 01:35:47,933 Did they get away? 1250 01:35:48,008 --> 01:35:50,101 Did they get away? 1251 01:35:50,176 --> 01:35:51,541 Where's Wilby? 1252 01:36:12,299 --> 01:36:16,929 Apprehend 32-foot speed cruiser headed towards Gilly's Point. Over. 1253 01:36:29,049 --> 01:36:30,607 You all right? 1254 01:36:30,684 --> 01:36:32,015 Buzz. 1255 01:36:32,085 --> 01:36:34,781 There, there, now. Everything's under control. 1256 01:36:35,722 --> 01:36:38,555 How in the world did you get here? 1257 01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:42,061 The last thing I remember, Chiffon... 1258 01:36:42,128 --> 01:36:47,088 Don't worry your pretty little head. OI' Buzz got here in the nick of time. 1259 01:36:47,167 --> 01:36:50,159 - But, Buzz... - Don't thank me. It's nothing. 1260 01:36:50,236 --> 01:36:51,726 Nothing at all. 1261 01:36:54,307 --> 01:36:56,138 [Growls and barks] 1262 01:36:58,778 --> 01:37:00,439 What's the matter with you? 1263 01:37:00,513 --> 01:37:03,676 What's the matter with you? Let go of me. 1264 01:37:03,750 --> 01:37:07,151 Wait a minute! I didn't do anything. 1265 01:37:07,220 --> 01:37:09,211 Look out, will you? 1266 01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:11,586 Chiffon! Let go, you silly mutt! 1267 01:37:11,658 --> 01:37:13,319 Mutt. Ouch. 1268 01:37:13,393 --> 01:37:15,361 Stop it. Cut it out. 1269 01:37:20,367 --> 01:37:22,767 That's the man, Captain. That's him. 1270 01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:25,801 No, no. I'm innocent. 1271 01:37:25,872 --> 01:37:27,271 No, no. 1272 01:37:27,340 --> 01:37:28,773 I'm innocent. 1273 01:37:28,842 --> 01:37:31,606 Look, I'll... I haven't done anything wrong. 1274 01:37:31,678 --> 01:37:35,136 I'll explain the whole thing again. You see, my boy is a dog... 1275 01:37:35,615 --> 01:37:37,480 [growling] 1276 01:37:38,284 --> 01:37:41,515 Saved her in the nick of time? A great big hero, are you? 1277 01:37:43,690 --> 01:37:46,386 - Wilby! - Good ol' Buzz? 1278 01:37:46,459 --> 01:37:49,917 Right in the nick of time, are you? The great big hero, eh? 1279 01:37:49,996 --> 01:37:52,794 Wilby! Will you lay off? 1280 01:37:52,866 --> 01:37:55,528 I don't know what you're talking about. 1281 01:37:55,602 --> 01:37:59,629 [Wilby] Don't know what I'm talking about. I bet you don't! 1282 01:37:59,706 --> 01:38:03,335 Chiffon, it was you! 1283 01:38:03,410 --> 01:38:05,674 You saved my life. 1284 01:38:05,745 --> 01:38:08,737 Wonderful, beautiful dog. 1285 01:38:11,117 --> 01:38:13,108 My hero. 1286 01:38:34,941 --> 01:38:37,876 Over here with that. You're in the way. You mind? 1287 01:38:37,944 --> 01:38:40,811 - No, not at all. - Thank you. Now let's... 1288 01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:44,839 This stuff'll clutter up the picture. Here. Mind holding these, please? 1289 01:38:44,918 --> 01:38:47,580 Thank you very much. Now... 1290 01:38:47,654 --> 01:38:49,281 Ed, get ready for a picture. 1291 01:38:49,355 --> 01:38:51,687 A picture for our Sunday follow-up story. 1292 01:38:51,758 --> 01:38:53,316 A human interest angle. 1293 01:38:53,393 --> 01:38:56,885 How your love for dogs made this whole thrilling thing possible. 1294 01:38:56,963 --> 01:38:58,191 Fine. 1295 01:38:58,264 --> 01:39:01,028 Mr. Daniels, If you'll sit on the arm of the chair. 1296 01:39:01,101 --> 01:39:03,092 All right, boy, up in the chair. 1297 01:39:03,169 --> 01:39:05,569 Now, just a minute! 1298 01:39:05,638 --> 01:39:09,734 I will not have that dog on my good chair with his dusty feet. 1299 01:39:09,809 --> 01:39:11,674 Oh, don't worry about it, honey. 1300 01:39:11,744 --> 01:39:13,405 A dog can't hurt anything. 1301 01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:15,914 How 'bout me with my arm around him like this? 1302 01:39:15,982 --> 01:39:18,109 Fine. 1303 01:39:18,184 --> 01:39:19,674 This all right? 1304 01:39:22,055 --> 01:39:25,786 That's fine. Now, how about one with your son? 1305 01:39:26,893 --> 01:39:28,121 Why not? 1306 01:39:28,194 --> 01:39:30,958 Come here, son. Not you, the little fella. 1307 01:39:34,567 --> 01:39:37,400 Come on, Wilby, let's talk a walk. 1308 01:39:38,771 --> 01:39:42,798 You stay just like that. Good. Mr. Daniels, you be looking at your son. 1309 01:39:42,876 --> 01:39:44,207 That's fine. 1310 01:39:44,277 --> 01:39:48,043 Anyway, sure was nice of Francesca to give us the dog. 1311 01:39:48,815 --> 01:39:53,445 That old house is sure gonna seem empty with her gone back to Paris. 1312 01:39:53,520 --> 01:39:55,454 Yeah. Swell girl. 1313 01:39:55,522 --> 01:39:58,150 Oh well, I guess it's all for the best. 1314 01:39:58,224 --> 01:40:01,421 I was getting tired of all that French lingo anyway. 1315 01:40:01,861 --> 01:40:05,558 Wanna know something else? I don't think we've been fair to Allison. 1316 01:40:05,632 --> 01:40:07,190 She's a swell girl, too. 1317 01:40:07,267 --> 01:40:10,168 Yeah. Good sport, real good sport. 1318 01:40:10,236 --> 01:40:12,261 Anyone else might've gotten sore. 1319 01:40:14,974 --> 01:40:16,373 Hi, Allison! 1320 01:40:18,845 --> 01:40:20,244 [Horn honking] 1321 01:40:28,555 --> 01:40:29,783 You know them? 1322 01:40:31,191 --> 01:40:34,024 Oh, just a couple of neighborhood children. 1323 01:40:34,961 --> 01:40:37,020 [Car zooms off] 1324 01:40:39,132 --> 01:40:42,533 - Let's get the medal in this picture. - Medal? What medal? 1325 01:40:45,038 --> 01:40:47,029 Valor award? 1326 01:40:47,106 --> 01:40:48,733 Well! 1327 01:40:49,842 --> 01:40:53,005 No, no, no, Mr. Daniels. The medal is for the dog. 1328 01:40:54,614 --> 01:40:56,411 Oh. 1329 01:41:02,555 --> 01:41:05,490 - There. - That's good! 1330 01:41:07,160 --> 01:41:10,186 Well, I finally got a dog. 1331 01:41:10,263 --> 01:41:12,390 What do you mean, you got a dog? 1332 01:41:12,465 --> 01:41:14,899 We've got a dog. 1333 01:41:22,442 --> 01:41:24,603 [Barking]