1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:13,147 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 2 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,449 WITH RONNY HOWARD... 3 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:18,419 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 4 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,257 PAW, HERE'S A LETTER FROM BARNEY! 5 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,392 A LETTER FROM BARNEY? 6 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,460 BARNEY? LETTER FROM... WHAT'S IT SAY? 7 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,561 WHAT'S IT SAY, PAW? 8 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,530 WELL, HERE, LET ME READ IT TO YOU. 9 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,332 I BET HE AND HIS COUSIN VIRGIL 10 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,667 ARE HAVING THEMSELVES A TIME IN THE CITY. 11 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,369 WELL, WHAT DOES IT SAY, PAW? 12 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,671 WAIT. LET ME GET IT OUT OF THE ENVELOPE. 13 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,641 LET'S SEE HERE. 14 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,743 HE STARTS OFF, HE SAYS, UH, SAYS 15 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,745 "DEAR PEASANTS, HA-HA." 16 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,314 PEASANTS! 17 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:48,216 "WOULD HAVE WRITTEN SOONER 18 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,619 "BUT VIRGIL AND I HAVE BEEN ON THE GO EVERY MINUTE 19 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,788 "SINCE WE GOT HERE AND CHECKED IN AT THE "Y." 20 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,690 "IT SURE ISN'T LIKE MAYBERRY 21 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,360 "WHERE THEY ROLL UP THE SIDEWALKS EVERY NIGHT. 22 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,528 HA-HA." 23 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,097 ROLL UP THE SIDEWALKS EVERY... 24 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:05,433 WHY DOES HE SAY, "HA 25 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,701 UH, 'CAUSE HE JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY. 26 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,570 WHEN THEY ROLL UP 27 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,240 THE SIDEWALKS, THEY, WELL, THEY JUST 28 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:15,176 THEY REALLY DON'T ROLL UP THE SIDEWALKS 29 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,277 BUT IT'S FUNNY! 30 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,246 Andy: HE GOES ON. 31 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,781 HE SAYS, "LAST NIGHT WAS REALLY WILD. 32 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,650 "WE WENT TO THE ARCADE 33 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:25,586 AND PLAYED FOUR GAMES OF SKEE-BALL." 34 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:26,754 FOUR GAMES? 35 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,190 BOY, HE IS HAVING A TIME FOR HIMSELF. 36 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,125 "THERE WAS A MAGIC STORE THERE 37 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,793 "AND I BOUGHT A TIN INK BLOT 38 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,263 "THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING. 39 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:38,266 "CAN'T WAIT TO PUT IT ON AUNT BEE'S TABLECLOTH 40 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,134 AND WATCH HER FACE. HA-HA." 41 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,303 OH, HE'S A DEVIL, ISN'T HE? 42 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,539 "NEXT, VIRGIL HAD A TIE PAINTED FOR HIM 43 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,708 "WHILE I SHOT AT A TIN BEAR 44 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,410 "WITH AN AIR RIFLE. 45 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,811 "LET ME TELL YOU 46 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:54,415 OLD SHARPSHOOTER BARN REALLY PINGED UP THE PLACE." 47 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,750 YEAH. 48 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,552 "THEN WE WENT IN A BOOTH 49 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,422 "WHERE YOU GET FOUR PICTURES TAKEN 50 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,623 "FOR A QUARTER. 51 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,892 "I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU ONE 52 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:07,561 "BUT IT TURNED ALL BROWN LATER. 53 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:11,232 "AFTER THAT, WE HAD SUPPER AT A WAFFLE SHOP 54 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,302 "WHERE THE WAITRESSES ALL DRESS ALIKE 55 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,270 "IN PEEK-A-BOO BLOUSES. 56 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:18,239 AND LET ME TELL YOU..." 57 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,377 PEEK-A-BOO... 58 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:24,412 UH-HUH. 59 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,446 OH... 60 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,783 I'LL SAY HE WOULDN'T MIND... 61 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,520 AND THEN, UM... 62 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,322 WHAT'S HE SAY, PAW? 63 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:36,324 OH, JUST ABOUT SUPPER. 64 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:39,393 JUST ABOUT WHAT HE HAD FOR SUPPER. 65 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,395 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT "PEEK 66 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,730 IS THAT LIKE, "HA 67 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,732 UH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 68 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,700 UH... "HAVE TO CLOSE NOW. 69 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:50,204 "HAVING FUN, BUT MONEY SURE DOESN'T LAST. 70 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,273 "BEEN HERE ONLY THREE DAYS 71 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:55,209 AND ALREADY GONE THROUGH TEN DOLLARS." 72 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,444 TEN DOLLARS? 73 00:02:56,477 --> 00:03:00,281 "WELL, SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS. HA-HA. 74 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,382 BARNEY." 75 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,850 HE SURE IS HAVING A TIME. 76 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,385 HE SURE IS. 77 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,355 I'LL TAKE THIS OVER AND SHOW IT TO GOMER LATER. 78 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:08,822 HE'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT. 79 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,591 YOU BETTER GET ON TO SCHOOL, OPE. 80 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:11,759 YOU'LL BE LATE. 81 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,761 PAW? HUH? 82 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,497 AIN'T PEEK-A-BOO SOMETHING YOU PLAY WITH BABIES? 83 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,299 OPE, YOU BETTER GET ON TO SCHOOL, OPE. 84 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,467 BYE, PAW. 85 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,634 OKAY. 86 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,802 BYE, FLOYD. 87 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,272 BYE, OPIE. BYE. 88 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,876 OH, KIDS. THEY WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 89 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,278 YEAH, THEY SURE DO. 90 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,679 SAY, ANDY? YEAH? 91 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,381 WOULD YOU MIND READING THAT PART AGAIN IN THE LETTER 92 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,583 THAT'S KIND OF DOWN TOWARD THE END OF THE LETTER THERE? 93 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,017 OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 94 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:43,757 "WHERE THE WAITRESSES ALL DRESS LIKE... 95 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,827 AND LET ME TELL YOU..." 96 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,796 OH, HOO HOO. 97 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,750 SOMETHING'S BURNING. 98 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,524 GOMER?! 99 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,527 GOMER, YOU GOT A FIRE GOING ON IN HERE! 100 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,794 WAKE UP! 101 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,330 YOU GOT A FIRE! 102 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,533 WHAT? 103 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,501 SHAZAM! 104 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:28,702 A FIRE! A FIRE! 105 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,037 GET SOME WATER! 106 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:33,507 SOME WATER, WHERE'S SOME WATER?! 107 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,409 GOMER! 108 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,050 I CAN'T FIND THE CAN! 109 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,718 IT MUST HAVE BURNT UP, TOO! 110 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,854 GOT TO HAVE A CAN TO PUT OUT A FIRE! 111 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,989 GOMER, GOMER, GOMER! 112 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,524 IT'S OUT. IT'S OUT, GOMER. 113 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,659 IT'S OUT. 114 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,826 THE FIRE'S OUT, GOMER. 115 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,362 I PUT THE FIRE OUT. 116 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,530 BUT YOU TELL WALLY TO BE MORE CAREFUL 117 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,566 WHERE HE THROWS HIS CIGAR BUTTS. 118 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:01,101 ESPECIALLY WITH THESE OLD OILY RAGS AROUND. 119 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,571 SHAZAM, AN OIL FIRE! 120 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,673 WELL, MORE SMOKE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 121 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,908 SURE A LUCKY THING YOU COME BY HERE, ANDY. 122 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,944 WHY, FLAMES COULD HAVE COME SHOOTING OUT THERE ANY MINUTE 123 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,046 AND THE WHOLE PLACE WOULD HAVE GONE UP 124 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,648 AND IT WOULD SPREAD TO THE PUMPS 125 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:15,816 AND THEN, KABOOM! 126 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,050 WELL, IT DIDN'T. 127 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,552 THERE I'D HAVE BEEN, TRAPPED IN THAT CHAIR, 128 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:19,720 BURNT TO A TURN. 129 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,556 MY LIFE SNUFFED OUT, COMPLETELY DEAD! 130 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,692 I HARDLY THINK THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 131 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,594 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST GONE DONE, ANDY? 132 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,497 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU JUST DONE. 133 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,432 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 134 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,800 THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST WENT AND DONE. 135 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,569 WELL, NOT REALLY, GOMER. I DIDN'T DO THAT AT ALL. 136 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,838 BUT I DO HOPE IT'LL TEACH YOU AND WALLY 137 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,707 TO BE MORE CAREFUL AROUND HERE. 138 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,709 OH, HERE, LETTER FROM BARNEY. 139 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,777 THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO READ IT. 140 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:44,945 I'LL SEE YOU. 141 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,980 HEY, ANDY, WANT SOME GAS OR OIL? 142 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,382 EVERYTHING'S FREE. 143 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,583 NO, THANKS, GOMER. 144 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,118 HOW ABOUT A 16-POINT LUBE JOB? 145 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,586 NO, THANKS. 146 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,622 HERE'S SOME WIPER BLADES AND A RADIATOR HOSE 147 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,756 AND A FAN BELT. 148 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,625 AFTER ALL, YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 149 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,560 REALLY, GOMER, IT WAS NOTHING. 150 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,595 YOU MEAN MY LIFE'S WORTH NOTHING? 151 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,464 NO, GOMER, I DON'T MEAN THAT. 152 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,632 THEN TAKE SOMETHING. 153 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:05,933 HERE'S SOME SPARK PLUGS 154 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,801 AND I'LL GET YOU A FLASHLIGHT 155 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:09,570 AND HERE'S A REAR-VIEW MIRROR. 156 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,704 NO, THANKS, GOMER. 157 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:11,805 SOME OTHER TIME. 158 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,574 I GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 159 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,808 I'LL SEE YOU, OKAY? 160 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,910 OKAY, ANDY. 161 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,015 THANKS FOR SAVING MY LIFE. 162 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,118 MORNING, EVERYBODY. 163 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,854 MORNING, ANDY. MORNING, PAW. 164 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,989 I'LL BE GLAD WHEN BARNEY GETS BACK FROM HIS VACATION 165 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,924 TO SPELL ME ON SOME OF THIS NIGHT DUTY. 166 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,527 YOU'LL PERK UP AFTER YOU'VE HAD A GOOD BREAKFAST. 167 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,562 HEY, ANDY! HEY, GOMER. 168 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:35,729 HEY, AUNT BEE! 169 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:36,997 HEY, GOMER. 170 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,165 HEY, OPIE. 171 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,867 HEY, GOMER. 172 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,070 WHAT IN THE WORLD?! 173 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,072 BEAUTIES, AIN'T THEY? 174 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,440 THEY'RE YOURS. 175 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:49,643 OURS? 176 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:52,980 YOU'VE BEEN OUT FISHING ALREADY THIS MORNING? 177 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,214 YES'M. SINCE 4:00 A.M. 178 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,584 I KNOW HOW THE SHERIFF LIKES HIS FISH 179 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,985 SO I GOT UP SPECIAL EARLY 180 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,987 TO CATCH HIM A MESS FOR BREAKFAST. 181 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,723 LITTLE ENOUGH FOR THE MAN THAT SAVED MY LIFE. 182 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,658 SAVED YOUR LIFE? 183 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,795 NOW, LOOK, IT WAS JUST A FEW OLD RAGS SMOLDERING. 184 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,531 A ROARING BLAZE SWEPT THROUGH THE FILLING STATION 185 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,665 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON 186 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,234 AND I WAS TRAPPED INSIDE-- A GONER! 187 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,203 THEN ANDY BATTLED HIS WAY IN. 188 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,139 I'D HAVE PERISHED FOR SURE IF HE HADN'T. 189 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,608 DID YOU REALLY, PAW? 190 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,209 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT A FIRE. 191 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,879 BECAUSE IT WAS A LITTLE BITTY TWO-BIT THING, THAT'S ALL. 192 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,549 NOW, LOOK, GOMER, LET'S CALL IT SQUARE. 193 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,485 YOU GOT YOUR LIFE, I GOT THE FISH -- IT EVENS OUT. 194 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,887 THE PATROL CAR'S OUT FRONT WASHED AND POLISHED. 195 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:34,988 IT'S JUST SPARKLING. 196 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,224 YOU DIDN'T WASH THE CAR, TOO? 197 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,226 WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN AT THE FIRE? 198 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,228 NOTHING, OPE. BELIEVE ME, NOTHING. 199 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,530 I'LL FIX THE FENCE 200 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,164 AS SOON AS I TRIM THE BACK HEDGES 201 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,667 'LESSEN YOU'D RATHER I SWEEP OUT THE GARAGE 202 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,702 AND CLEAN OUT THE EAVES TROUGH FIRST. 203 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,238 NO, THERE'S NOTHING YOU HAVE TO DO, GOMER. 204 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,273 THANK YOU, BUT THERE'S NOTHING. 205 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,242 COME ON, OPE, I'LL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL. 206 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,810 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM? 207 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,112 I'LL CARRY HIM IN MY ARMS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 208 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,213 THE FIRST-BORN CHILD 209 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,915 OF THE MAN THAT SAVED MY LIFE. 210 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,183 NO, THANKS. COME ON, OPE. 211 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,685 YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE YOU? 212 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,987 YOU CAN SIT IN THE BACKSEAT WITH YOUR FEET UP. 213 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,188 NO, NO. 214 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,557 COME ON, OPE. 215 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,491 ANDY, YOUR BREAKFAST! 216 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:17,030 THERE GOES A HERO, A REAL HERO. 217 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,067 HEY, ANDY! 218 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,202 I BROUGHT YOUR RUBBERS AND YOUR BUMBERSHOOT DOWN. 219 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,004 IT'S GETTING A LITTLE CLOUDY OUTSIDE. 220 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,906 WE MIGHT BE GETTING A DROP OF RAIN LATER. 221 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,209 WELL, THANKS, GOMER, BUT YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO BOTHER. 222 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,912 WELL, THINK HOW I'D FEEL IF YOU CAUGHT THE PNEUMONIA 223 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,847 AFTER HAVING SAVED MY LIFE AND ALL. 224 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,616 THANKS, GOMER. I'LL SEE YOU. 225 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:38,185 HEY, IS THERE ANYTHING AROUND HERE YOU'D LIKE ME TO DO 226 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,853 WITH BARNEY BEING GONE AND ALL? 227 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,254 NO, THANKS, GOMER. 228 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,323 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SWEEP UP, MAKE THE BEDS, 229 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,758 OR WASH OUT A FEW THINGS? 230 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,827 UH, NO, THANKS, GOMER. I'LL SEE YOU. 231 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,696 DO YOU NEED ANY HANDIWORK DONE, 232 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,930 ANY ELECTRICAL REPAIRS? 233 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,599 NO, NO, THANKS, GOMER. I'LL SEE YOU. 234 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,603 IS THE PLUMBING ALL RIGHT? 235 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,137 FINE, GOMER, FINE! 236 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,862 HEY, ANDY. I'M DOING YOUR WINDERS. 237 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,664 GOMER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 238 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,065 OH, THEY WAS A SIGHT. 239 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,134 I BET YOU HAD THE DIRTIEST WINDERS IN THIS TOWN. 240 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,136 IT AIN'T RIGHT FOR THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 241 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,038 I COULD WRITE MY NAME WITH MY FINGER. 242 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,606 THAT'S HOW DIRTY THEY WAS. 243 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,274 IT'S NICE OF YOU, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T. 244 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,209 THE COUNTY SENDS A MAN AROUND REGULAR TO DO THAT. 245 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,344 IT'S HIS JOB. 246 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,212 WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN DOING HIS JOB. 247 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,682 SHERIFF OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO SEE OUT HIS WINDERS. 248 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,684 HEY, FOLKS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING? 249 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,253 I'M WASHING WINDERS FOR THE MAN THAT SAVED MY LIFE. 250 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,387 GOMER... 251 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,056 THE SHERIFF SAVED MY LIFE YESTERDAY. 252 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,958 GOMER, DON'T START THAT AGAIN. 253 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,126 A ROARING BLAZE SWEPT THROUGH THE FILLING STATION 254 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,063 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, AND I WAS TRAPPED INSIDE-- A GONER. 255 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,832 AND THEN THE SHERIFF BATTLED HIS WAY IN 256 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:01,101 AND HE SAVED MY LIFE FOR SURE... 257 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,253 HEY, ANDY! 258 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,897 GOMER, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?! 259 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,065 GETTING YOU SET UP WITH SOME FIREWOOD. 260 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,867 I FIGURED ON SURPRISING YOU. 261 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,302 WELL, WELL... 262 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,805 YOU ARE SURPRISED. I CAN TELL BY YOUR FACE YOU ARE. 263 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,206 COME ON INSIDE. 264 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:51,284 GOMER! 265 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,320 THAT OUGHT TO LAST YOU A WHILE. 266 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,323 THERE'S ENOUGH WOOD THERE FOR SEVEN WINTERS! 267 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,825 AIN'T THERE THOUGH? 268 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,828 GOMER, I REALLY WISH YOU HADN'T DONE THAT. 269 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,030 NOW, LOOK, YOU'RE PROBABLY TIRED. 270 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,297 YOU'VE HAD A BIG DAY. 271 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,333 AND YOU HAVE, TOO, I BET YOU. 272 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,902 DID YOU SAVE ANY MORE LIVES TODAY? 273 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,137 COME ON OVER HERE 274 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,705 AND SIT DOWN IN YOUR CHAIR 275 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,006 AND READ YOUR NEWSPAPER 276 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,775 AND I'LL FETCH YOUR SLIPPERS. 277 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,977 NOW, GOMER, GOMER, YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. 278 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,779 YOU'VE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH. 279 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,380 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, GOMER. 280 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,349 LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING QUITS. 281 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,951 BUT, ANDY... 282 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,820 I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FILLING STATION THIS WEEKEND. 283 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,188 WE'LL HAVE A BOTTLE OF POP. 284 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,223 OH, I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU COME IN. 285 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,060 GOMER INSISTED ON STRAIGHTENING UP THE ATTIC. 286 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,795 YOU KNOW, IT TOOK ME AN HOUR 287 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,364 TO PUT THINGS BACK WHERE I COULD FIND THEM? 288 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,199 AUNT BEE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO 289 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,333 WITH ALL THAT WOOD? 290 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,368 I DON'T KNOW. 291 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,803 CARTER FRENCH CALLED. 292 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,072 HE SAID THEY'RE HAVING A BOILED DINNER 293 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,941 DOWN AT THE FIREHOUSE AND CRIBBAGE AFTERWARDS. 294 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,476 I THINK I'LL GO DOWN THERE. 295 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,279 MAYBE SOME OF THE BOYS CAN USE SOME WOOD. 296 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,287 WHAT'S WRONG? 297 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,022 I'M JUST MAKING SURE 298 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,357 THERE'S NO SIGN OF THE SHADOW. 299 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,927 GOMER'S NOT STILL HERE, IS HE? 300 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,362 WELL, I WON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES. 301 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,364 I'LL GO OUT THE BACK WAY. 302 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,433 THERE'LL BE SOME RHUBARB PIE FOR YOU 303 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,502 WHEN YOU GET HOME. 304 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,504 HEY, ANDY. I JUST REMEMBERED 305 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,439 THEY'RE HAVING A BOILED DINNER 306 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,374 OVER AT THE FIREHOUSE TONIGHT. 307 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,043 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU? 308 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,445 UH, NO, GOMER, I, UH, WON'T BE GOING. 309 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,248 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 310 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,450 NOWHERE. I WAS JUST PUTTING OUT THE CAT. 311 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,885 WELL, I'LL DO THAT FOR YOU. 312 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,053 HERE, PUSS-PUSS. 313 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,087 HERE, PUSS-PUSS. 314 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,389 YOU AIN'T GOT A CAT. 315 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,992 NO. I WAS JUST PRACTICING FOR WHEN I DO. 316 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,528 WHEN YOU DO GET A CAT, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. 317 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:44,197 IT'S LITTLE ENOUGH FOR THE MAN THAT SAVED MY LIFE 318 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,465 HELPING OUT WITH HIS CAT. 319 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,567 A LOT OF FOLKS'D FORGET A DEED LIKE THAT 320 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,869 BUT NOT ME. 321 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,538 I BELIEVE THAT, GOMER. I REALLY DO. 322 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,407 IF I LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED, I INTEND TO BE BY YOUR SIDE 323 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,409 TO HELP YOU OUT EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. 324 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,446 WELL, GOOD-BYE, LIFESAVER MAN. 325 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,353 EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE. 326 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,126 MORNING, EVERYBODY. 327 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,494 MORNING, ANDY. MORNING, PAW. 328 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,230 HOW MANY FISH DID GOMER BRING US THIS MORNING? 329 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,232 NONE, PAW. WE AIN'T SEEN HIM. 330 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,402 HMM? YOU DON'T RECKON HE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT? 331 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,904 WELL, YOU KNOW GOMER. 332 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,006 NOTHING STAYS WITH HIM TOO LONG. 333 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,307 I GUESS THAT'S RIGHT. 334 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,575 I'M DOING MY BAKING TODAY. 335 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,510 WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE, 336 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,113 APPLESAUCE CAKE OR ANGEL FOOD CAKE? 337 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,214 OH, EITHER ONE. 338 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,083 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FAVORITE. 339 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,517 OKAY, APPLESAUCE CAKE. 340 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,853 I THINK I'LL MAKE ANGEL FOOD. 341 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,855 I HAVE A LOT OF EGG WHITES. 342 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,858 BYE, PAW. 343 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,126 HEY, OPE, COME HERE. 344 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,961 YEAH, PAW? 345 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,129 WHAT'S TODAY? 346 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,297 SATURDAY. 347 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,531 WHAT HAPPENS ON SATURDAY? 348 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,900 THE GRASS GETS CUT. 349 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,267 MM-HMM. 350 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,904 STRANGE LOOKING LAWN MOWER ON YOUR SHOULDER THERE. 351 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,105 BUT GEE, PAW 352 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,307 TOMMY GRIFF'S GOT A NEW CEMENT DRIVEWAY 353 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,508 WITHOUT ANY CRACKS. 354 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,911 ALL THE GANG'S GOING TO SKATE THERE. 355 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,212 YOU CAN, TOO 356 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,580 RIGHT AFTER YOU GIVE THE GRASS A GOOD HAIRCUT. 357 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,282 THE NEXT SOUND I WANT TO HEAR 358 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,618 IS THE LAWN MOWER CUTTING AWAY. 359 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,956 IT'S GOMER. 360 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,891 Gomer: HEY, OPE. 361 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,392 OH, IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 362 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,427 HEY, AUNT BEE. 363 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,461 GOMER. 364 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,196 HEY THERE, LIFESAVER MAN. 365 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,231 HEY, GOMER. 366 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,099 YOUR GRASS NEEDED CUTTING. 367 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,035 GOMER, THAT'S OPIE'S JOB. 368 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,302 I'LL DO IT FOR HIM. 369 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,104 ANYTHING TO BE OF SERVICE TO YOU AND YOURS. 370 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,605 NO, THAT'S OPIE'S REGULAR JOB 371 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,008 AND I WANT HIM TO GET USED TO THE IDEA. 372 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,309 OH. 373 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,078 WELL, THEN I'LL TAKE THE CLIPPERS 374 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,479 AND TRIM THE HEDGES FOR HIM. 375 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,249 'LESSEN YOU'D RATHER I GO DOWN TO THE JAIL WITH YOU 376 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,350 AND HELP OUT DOWN THERE? 377 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,517 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 378 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,953 OKAY, I'LL TRIM FOR OPE 379 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,587 AND THEN TAKE HIM ROLLER-SKATING. 380 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,190 I PICKED THESE FLOWERS FOR YOUR TABLE VASE. 381 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,558 I WOULD HAVE PICKED MORE 382 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,593 BUT THE LADY RAPPED ON THE WINDER. 383 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,662 LET'S GET STARTED, OPE. 384 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,341 PAW... 385 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,509 OH, HI, SON. 386 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,344 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 387 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,246 CERTAINLY. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 388 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,281 GOMER. 389 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,517 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 390 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,652 WELL, HE PUTS ON MY SKATES FOR ME 391 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,989 AND PICKS ME UP WHEN I FALL DOWN 392 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,490 AND DUSTS OFF MY CLOTHES 393 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,193 AND HE KEEPS GIVING ME HIS HANDKERCHIEF 394 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,128 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GANG. 395 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,629 AND ALL THE GUYS LAUGH. 396 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:33,133 WELL, SON, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND... 397 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,269 HERE HE COMES NOW. DO I HAVE TO GO WITH HIM? 398 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,271 NO. I'LL TALK TO HIM. 399 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,243 HEY, ANDY. 400 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,411 HEY, GOMER. 401 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,046 YOU SEEN OPIE? 402 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,347 WHO? OPIE. 403 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,349 I THOUGHT HE CAME THIS WAY. 404 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,483 YOU SEEN HIM? 405 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,519 OH, HE'S PROBABLY AROUND SOMEWHERE. 406 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,588 BUT, GOMER, YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH. OPIE WILL BE FINE. 407 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,491 BUT HE NEEDS ME. HE FALLS DOWN AN AWFUL LOT. 408 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,329 HE'LL PROBABLY COME BY HERE LOOKING FOR ME SO I'LL WAIT. 409 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,297 HADN'T YOU BETTER BE GETTING TO WORK? 410 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,199 YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB STAYING AWAY LIKE THIS. 411 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,168 NOW AIN'T THAT JUST LIKE YOU, ANDY. 412 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,770 ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEMS. 413 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,605 FACT IS, WALLY TOLD ME THAT I COULD TAKE OFF 414 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,207 ALL THE TIME THAT I WANTED 415 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:17,044 AFTER I TOLD HIM YOU SAVED HIS PLACE FROM BURNING UP. 416 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,645 OH. 417 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,414 SO I'LL WAIT. 418 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,284 BUT OPIE WILL PROBABLY BE HEADING HOME. 419 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,785 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 420 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,454 AUNT BEE'S CAKE BAKING TODAY. 421 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,189 AND OPIE LIKES TO BE CLOSE BY 422 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,690 WHEN THERE'S ANY CAKE BAKING. 423 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,025 AUNT BEE BAKING A CAKE? 424 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,193 THAT'S RIGHT. 425 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,461 HEY, GOMER. 426 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,562 GOMER? 427 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,066 GEE, THANKS, PAW. 428 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,602 YOU THINK GOMER'S GOING TO TRY TO HELP AUNT BEE? 429 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,072 I'M AFRAID SO, SON. 430 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,607 I'M VERY MUCH AFRAID SO. 431 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,143 GOMER, IT'S NO WORK. I ENJOY DOING IT. 432 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,246 BUT I'LL BE GLAD TO HELP. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 433 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,115 LET ME BUST THESE EGGS FOR YOU. 434 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,416 I CAN DO THAT. 435 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,751 NO, NO, NO, GOMER. I ONLY NEED A FEW EGGS. 436 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,321 DON'T -- I DON'T NEED -- GOMER! GOMER! 437 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,389 NO, NO, NO! 438 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,158 I'M SORRY. I CAN GET THE NEXT ONE. 439 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,294 NO, DON'T! 440 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,729 OH, I'LL GET THAT, AUNT BEE. 441 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,699 GOMER, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO DO 442 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,367 ON A NICE SATURDAY MORNING? 443 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,203 NO, MA'AM. I'M HERE TO HELP. 444 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,370 I'M A GOOD SIFTER. 445 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,705 LET ME SIFT FOR YOU. HERE. 446 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,773 NOW, GOMER, PLEASE. I CAN DO IT. 447 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,841 I CAN DO IT, GOMER. 448 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,111 PLEASE! 449 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,379 THAT WAS GOOD, AUNT BEE. 450 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,681 MORE CHICKEN, OPIE? 451 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,650 NO, THANKS. 452 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,819 PROBABLY SAVING ROOM FOR THE CAKE. 453 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,787 THERE ISN'T ANY CAKE. 454 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,523 GOMER GOT ME SO FLUSTERED. 455 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,791 ANDY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO 456 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,360 IF GOMER INSISTS UPON... 457 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,195 OPIE, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND 458 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,530 GOMER'S STILL OUR FRIEND. 459 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,398 HE'S GOT THE BEST OF INTENTIONS. 460 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,734 HE'S JUST A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY RIGHT NOW 461 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,369 BECAUSE HE'S SO FOND OF US. 462 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,271 AND WE'RE STILL VERY FOND OF HIM, 463 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,405 AREN'T WE, AUNT BEE? 464 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,307 OF COURSE, WE'RE VERY FOND OF HIM. 465 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,875 WELL, I THINK I'LL BE GOING. 466 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,145 I THINK I'LL DO A LITTLE SHOPPING 467 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,246 WHILE I'M IN TOWN. 468 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,248 I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME TOO SOON 469 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,449 WHILE GOMER'S THERE. 470 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,851 PROBABLY HAS THE FLOOR ALL WAXED BY NOW. 471 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,786 I MAY BE A LITTLE LATE TONIGHT. 472 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,822 I'VE GOT TO FIX THIS HEATER THAT'S BEEN LEAKING. 473 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,491 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 474 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,759 OKAY. 475 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,128 PAW, ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO EAT DOWN HERE 476 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,296 ALL THE TIME? 477 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,331 NO. THINGS WILL GET BACK TO NORMAL 478 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,567 ONCE GOMER FIGURES HE'S DONE ENOUGH. 479 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,269 OF COURSE, WITH HIM 480 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:26,273 HE MAY NOT FIGURE WE'RE EVEN TILL HE SAVES MY LIFE FOR ME. 481 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,244 UH... 482 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,412 RUN ON, OPE. 483 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,181 BYE, PAW. 484 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,731 SARAH... 485 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,333 I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 486 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,435 WOULD YOU GET ME MY HOUSE? 487 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,740 THAT YOU, GOMER? 488 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,810 GOMER, I WONDER IF YOU'D DO ME A FAVOR. 489 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,678 I KNOW... I KNOW YOU WOULD, GOMER. 490 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,314 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 491 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,581 I KNOW YOU WOULD, GOMER. 492 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,949 I KNOW YOU WOULD. 493 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,619 WOULD YOU BRING ME MY JACKET FROM THE HALL CLOSET? 494 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,754 THE GAS HEATER'S BROKEN DOWN HERE 495 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,457 AND IT'S CHILLY. 496 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,492 NO REAL PROBLEM, GOMER, 497 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,662 UNLESS THE GAS SHOULD START TO LEAK 498 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,732 AND THEN IT WOULD ASPHYXIATE WHOEVER WAS HERE. 499 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,201 BUT YOU'D SMELL THE GAS IF THAT WAS HAPPENING. 500 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,737 YOU UNDERSTAND? 501 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,674 YOU'LL BRING THE JACKET. 502 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,943 RIGHT, GOMER. THANKS. 503 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,707 PAW? 504 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,381 13, 14, 15. 505 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,316 I WAS JUST DOING MY EXERCISE. 506 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,851 ALWAYS LIKE TO DO AT LEAST 15 PUSHUPS A DAY. 507 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,587 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 508 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,456 MY SKATE'S CAUGHT OUT THERE IN THE SIDEWALK GRATE. 509 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,392 WELL, PLAY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. 510 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,494 WELL, CAN I STAY HERE AND HELP YOU? 511 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,329 I'LL GET THE SKATE. 512 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,463 I SMELL GAS, PAW. 513 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,664 I'M FIXING THE HEATER. 514 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,536 HEY, ANDY? 515 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,609 SHAZAM! THERE'S GAS LEAKING. 516 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,516 IT'S LEAKING, ALL RIGHT. 517 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,711 GOMER! 518 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,085 GOMER 519 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,054 GOMER, WAKE UP, GOMER. 520 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,322 GOMER, WAKE UP. 521 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,457 COME TO, GOMER. 522 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,724 COME TO, COME TO. 523 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,059 IT'S ALL RIGHT, GOMER. 524 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,427 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 525 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,729 IT'S JUST LUCKY I CAME BACK. 526 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,369 OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 527 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:45,972 HMM? 528 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,840 HMM? 529 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,709 WHERE AM I? 530 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,644 THAT YOU, GOMER? 531 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,716 THANK HEAVENS YOU COME BY WHEN YOU DID. 532 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,785 HUH? 533 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,053 FAST THINKING, GOMER... 534 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,823 TO TURN OFF THE GAS LIKE YOU DID 535 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,659 AND PULL ME AWAY. 536 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,661 NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT, GOMER-- 537 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,730 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 538 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,532 HUH? 539 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,934 YOU WASN'T EVEN HERE WHEN I COME IN. 540 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,603 OH, YES, I WAS. 541 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,004 YOU DIDN'T SEE ME AT FIRST 542 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,773 BECAUSE I WAS LAYING CRUMPLED BEHIND THE DESK. 543 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,376 BUT EVEN IN YOUR DAZED CONDITION 544 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,412 YOU FOUND ME AND SAVED ME. 545 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,614 AND IF I LIVE TO BE 100 546 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,782 I'LL NEVER FORGET IT. 547 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,452 I'M GOING TO BE BY YOUR SIDE EVERY DAY 548 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,520 BRINGING YOU FISH, 549 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,987 WASHING YOUR PICKUP TRUCK, 550 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,690 BRINGING YOU WOOD, WASHING YOUR WINDOWS. 551 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,560 AH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ALL THAT. 552 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:41,694 OH, YES, I DO... 553 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,530 OH... 554 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,697 OH! 555 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:46,633 I GET WHAT YOU MEAN. 556 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,668 SINCE YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, 557 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,937 WE'RE EVEN FROM MY SAVING YOURS. 558 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,405 WE'RE SQUARE. 559 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,707 WE CAN GO BACK TO BEING WHAT WE WERE BEFORE. 560 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,176 AREN'T YOU THE CLEVER ONE? 561 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,111 IT'S ABSOLUTELY FAIR. 562 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,082 ANDY, WOULD YOU PICK UP A PACKAGE OF... 563 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,517 OH, GOMER. 564 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,486 WAIT A MINUTE, AUNT BEE. WAIT A MINUTE. 565 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,120 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. 566 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,523 DEADLY NOXIOUS FUMES FILLED THIS ENTIRE STRUCTURE. 567 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:11,691 I WAS A GONER 568 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,059 THEN, IN CAME GOMER. 569 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,894 WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REGARD 570 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,696 FOR HIS PERSONAL SAFETY, 571 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,964 HE BATTLED HIS WAY 572 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,067 THROUGH THE CHOKING, BLINDING CLOUDS OF GAS 573 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,870 ON HIS MISSION OF MERCY AND SAVED ME. 574 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,171 Gomer: THAT'S RIGHT. 575 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,706 TELL HER THE REST OF IT. 576 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,107 THERE I WAS, RIGHT THERE 577 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,142 AS HELPLESS AS A KITTEN. 578 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,515 ANDY, WASN'T THAT TAKING A CHANCE? 579 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,717 OH, NOT REALLY. AND ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. 580 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,119 GOMER FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING'S EVEN BETWEEN US, 581 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:43,122 AND WE CAN GO BACK TO LIVING WITHOUT FISH EVERY MORNING. 582 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,158 AND I'LL BE ABLE TO BAKE A CAKE ALL BY MYSELF. 583 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,660 ABSOLUTELY. 584 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,462 OPIE CAN GO ROLLER-SKATING BY HIMSELF. 585 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,831 I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER HEN HOVERING OVER ME ALL THE TIME 586 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,533 BRINGING ME UMBRELLAS AND RUBBERS. 587 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,935 YES, SIR, HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN. 588 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:58,538 HEY, ANDY. HEY, AUNT BEE. 589 00:23:58,571 --> 00:23:59,672 HEY, GOMER. 590 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:00,940 HEY, GOMER. 591 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,709 I BROUGHT YOUR JACKET UP FROM THE JAILHOUSE. 592 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,611 GONNA BE CHILLY OUT THIS MORNING. 593 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,513 I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS SQUARE? 594 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:07,680 OH, WE'RE SQUARE, ALL RIGHT. 595 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,482 THAT'S ALL OVER. 596 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:12,184 BUT I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE JAIL YESTERDAY, 597 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,886 WITH THE GAS AND ALL. 598 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,655 YEAH? WELL, YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT, ANDY, 599 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:18,257 BUT YOU'RE WHAT THEY CALL ACCIDENT-PRONE. 600 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,826 THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 601 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,694 YOU NEED SOMEBODY AROUND TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 602 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:25,231 AND BESIDES, YOU SAVED MY LIFE 'FORE I SAVED YOURS. 603 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,766 SO I DECIDED I'D BE AROUND 604 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,901 FOR AS MUCH AS MY SPARE TIME AS I CAN. 605 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,937 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO FIRST? 606 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,839 BEAT THE RUG, WASH THE WINDERS, 607 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,941 SWEEP THE FLOORS, WAX THE FURNITURE?