1 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,466 [upbeat music] choir: * Bop-bop * 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,679 * Bop-bop, ooh, bop-bop * 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,601 * Bop-bop * 4 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:17,228 - * In the army I saw horror * 5 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,767 * Saw good men die * 6 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,611 * They made me wear long pants * 7 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:26,067 * It brought tears to my eyes * choir: * Bop-bop * 8 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,739 - * I shot at Nazis * 9 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:32,239 * Sure I missed a few * choir: * Bop-bop * 10 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:35,042 - * But what does it matter * 11 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:38,116 choir: * Bop * - * I got home to you * 12 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:41,003 * And my biggest wipeout of them all * 13 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,421 * Was not answering when I heard love's call * 14 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:48,761 all: * Not answering love's call * 15 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:51,968 - * Yeah, yeah * 16 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,390 [cheers and applause] 17 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,769 - Yo, are you crying, man? 18 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:57,846 - Yeah. 19 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,099 - Me too. 20 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,274 [cheers and applause] 21 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,693 - Hey, cowabunga, everybody! 22 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,573 A couple of quick announcements. 23 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,950 The parking lot is tot--ahh! 24 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:13,777 [thud] [groaning] 25 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:16,953 Somebody, help me, but don't call an ambulance! 26 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,583 I can't afford it. 27 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,870 [grunting] 28 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,924 Hey, stop filming and help! 29 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,878 Ahh! 30 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,499 Don't look! 31 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,465 My groin has been suctioned into a tuba! 32 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,337 [school bell rings] 33 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:33,764 - * When I wake up in the mornin' * 34 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,512 * Alarm gives out a warnin' * 35 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,433 * I don't think I'll ever make it on time * 36 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,812 [school bell ringing] 37 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,018 * By the time I grab my books * 38 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,388 * And I give myself a look * 39 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,854 * I'm at the corner just in time * 40 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,106 * It's all right, it's all right * 41 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:49,108 * Saved by the bell, it's all right * 42 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,950 * It's all right, saved by the bell * 43 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,406 * It's all right * 44 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:58,447 * 'Cause I'm saved by the bell * 45 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,453 [school bell ringing] 46 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,865 [upbeat music] 47 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,624 - [laughs quietly] 48 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,665 - You texting Jamie again? 49 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,000 - Yeah, but just about football stuff. 50 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,335 - Mm, by football stuff, do you mean going to third base? 51 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,051 - That's baseball. 52 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,301 Learn about the sport I play. 53 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,432 - I can't, okay? It's too boring. 54 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,559 Listen, I know you're in love with Jamie. 55 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,346 - [scoffs] No, I'm not. 56 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,890 I mean, yes, Jamie is superhot, 57 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,274 but I don't like him. 58 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,350 He's too dumb for me to date anyway. 59 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,687 Right? 60 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:32,112 - Well, he did once ask me if skeletons are real. 61 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,992 - Still, there's no denying 62 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:37,119 you two would make a really cute couple. 63 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,737 - You have never talked to us on the bus before. 64 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,374 - Or taken off your headphones. 65 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,711 Or used the word cute. Are you okay? 66 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,627 - I mean, can't a guy just be in a good mood? 67 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,837 - Oh, hell no, he's scaring me. 68 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,418 * * 69 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,593 - Hey, G. - Hey. 70 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,511 - I know you're riding high after a stunning performance 71 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,890 this weekend, but brace yourself. 72 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,967 Tanner's review in the Bayside Bugle 73 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,223 is about to drop any moment. 74 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,345 - So? - [scoffs] "So?" 75 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,852 Tanner's reviews are famously cruel. 76 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,055 His takedown of "Annie" was so savage, 77 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,265 the dog who played Sandy 78 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,485 ate a giant chocolate bar on purpose. 79 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,816 - Lexi, it's fine. 80 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,161 I don't care what same stranger says. 81 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,077 - Wow, what a healthy outlook. 82 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,076 He'll hurt you the most. 83 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:25,908 * * 84 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:30,205 - This weekend in the hospital, I had an epiphany. 85 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:35,171 When did we all become slaves to these? 86 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,795 Seriously, think about it. 87 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:40,351 When was the last time you had a face-to-face conversation? 88 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,597 When was the last time you went into nature 89 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,639 and stuck your hand into a hole in a tree 90 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,984 just to see what was there? 91 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,019 Indeed-- - Hey, man. 92 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,362 We gotta go to class. - All right. 93 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,687 I'm banning cell phones. 94 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,031 I need all of you to take the kids' phones away. 95 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,187 [people groaning] 96 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,815 And I'm limiting Internet access 97 00:03:56,861 --> 00:04:00,161 on all computers to just Weather.com 98 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,948 and a blog that I like about the First Punic War. 99 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,992 - Ron, I get the appeal of all this, 100 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,956 but phones are not necessarily a bad thing. 101 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,957 Research shows kids today are doing less drugs, 102 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,251 getting in fewer fights, and having less sex. 103 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,924 - Nerds. 104 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,005 - And this definitely isn't because everyone posted videos 105 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,339 of you breaking your penis in the orchestra pit, right? 106 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,845 - No, and phones are banned! 107 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,387 [people grumbling] 108 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,062 * * 109 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,690 - [laughing] 110 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,608 - Whoever you're texting must be pretty funny. 111 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:36,777 Who is it, Gabriel Iglesias or your boyfriend, Jamie? 112 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,148 - Oh, my God, stop. I don't like Jamie. 113 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,485 I mean, look at this. 114 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,411 - How did he make "hallway" harder to spell? 115 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,450 - I know! 116 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,622 Jamie is hot, 117 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,450 but even if he did like me, 118 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,825 I could never date this dummy. 119 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,502 [phone dings] Oh, I hit audio record. 120 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,341 Yikes. Wouldn't want to send that. 121 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,586 [phone chirps] Oh, God. 122 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,047 I sent that to him. 123 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,548 Take it back, Siri! Take it back! 124 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,090 - Sorry, new policy. 125 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,973 You'll get your phone back at the end of the day. 126 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,390 - No! You can't... - Calm down. 127 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,969 Life only gets worse. 128 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:11,854 * * 129 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,318 - But Tanner's review. 130 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,689 How am I supposed to read it and anonymously bully him 131 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,236 in the comments section without my phone? 132 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,739 - I have a way. 133 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,873 - Wait, you have two phones? - Hell yeah. 134 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,791 My parents track my location, 135 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,289 so I pay a nerd to take that one to the library, 136 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,712 and this one comes with me. 137 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,130 You can use it, but it'll cost you. 138 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,588 - Oh, if you're asking me to break Jennifer's leg, 139 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:37,668 done and done. 140 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,592 - No, 25¢ a minute. 141 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,426 - Here. 142 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,223 "Surf's up? More like, that sucked." 143 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,604 Damn. 144 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,061 That's undeniably catchy wordplay. 145 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,352 Here. 146 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,555 - Wow. 147 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,274 He hated the singing, the acting, 148 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,734 the costumes, the sets... 149 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,194 Oh, wait. He liked the lighting. 150 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,904 - Oh. - Never mind. 151 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,324 Just the part at the end when they went out 152 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,662 and he knew the show was over. 153 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,407 - Look, I'll take care of this. 154 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,239 - Another 25¢, please. 155 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,624 - Are you kidding? 156 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,751 No one just carries around a bunch of loose change. 157 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,618 - Then what goes in a purse? 158 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,575 * * 159 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,285 - I can't believe I sent that. 160 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,125 This is a disaster. 161 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,170 - Maybe Jamie's phone got taken away before he saw it. 162 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,050 - Yeah. That's a possibility. 163 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:28,973 - Oh. 164 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,560 - Aisha, let's stop playing games. 165 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,940 Well, I mean, except for football. 166 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,398 And also, you should know that I'm full-on addicted 167 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:41,779 to "Call of Duty," but what I'm trying to say is, 168 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:45,158 will you go to dinner with me tonight? 169 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,316 - Life's so short. Let's make it lunch. 170 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,696 - Lunch. That's even more romantic. 171 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,544 - If only I had my phone, I'd destroy Tanner 172 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,793 in the comments section. 173 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,214 It took me less than three words 174 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,422 to get Jeremy Renner to quit his music career. 175 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,553 - Well, well, well. 176 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,800 It sure is nice knowing my tough but fair 177 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,973 but brutal but true review of the play 178 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:12,392 is up on the Internet going undisputed. 179 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,272 Not a comment in sight. 180 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,639 - You better watch out, Tanner, 181 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,305 or I'll leave a comment to your face. 182 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,265 - Oh, I'd love to see you try. 183 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,525 - Hey, Lexi, who cares? 184 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,857 Just back off, man. 185 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,902 - Like you backed off those high notes 186 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,855 Friday night? - [scoffs] 187 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,276 - Okay. 188 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,494 It's not a good idea to get in my face like that. 189 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,834 - Oh, I'm sorry, 190 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,909 you don't quite pull off intimidating bully, 191 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,124 just like you didn't have the range 192 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,714 for beloved surf soldier Bernard Kahunski. 193 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,420 - Just get out of here, dude. - [shouting] 194 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,091 Journalism under attack! Ooh! 195 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:46,219 Everybody look at this bully bullying me! 196 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,007 Close the door! 197 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:51,221 * * 198 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,472 - Now, I know for a fact that Selena Gomez's 199 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,965 kidney donor was Justin Bieber's mom. 200 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,016 God, I wish that I had my phone so that I could prove it. 201 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,440 - Prove what, that you're an idiot? 202 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,189 It was Demi Lovato's kidney. 203 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,901 They're best friends, like you and I were 204 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,231 up until this morning. 205 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,895 - Oh, use your brain, Nadia. 206 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,864 - Like. Like that outfit. 207 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,195 - Because, 'cause their organs 208 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,370 are the property of the Walt Disney Company! 209 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,039 - Please. That's what you believe? 210 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,367 - Oh, that is what I believe. 211 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,252 You better believe that that is what I believe. 212 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,538 - Hey, buddy. 213 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,381 - Why are you hiding in a closet? 214 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,497 - I'm not hiding. I'm in here 215 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,963 so that people do know where I am. 216 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,923 I'm the only person in school that has a phone, 217 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,803 and kids are willing to pay to use said phone. 218 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,130 But how are they to find me? 219 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,184 Solution: I stay in this closet all day. 220 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,718 - So you've become a pay phone? - No, no, no. 221 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,351 This is a very complicated scheme 222 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,508 that is not pay phone related. 223 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,716 - Yeah-- 224 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,055 - Is this the phone I can pay to use? 225 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,140 - It is, just insert your quarter into the slot. 226 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,555 * * 227 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,734 - I'm sorry, but why are we here? 228 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,693 - He's here because he's in trouble. 229 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:46,904 You, I don't know. 230 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,403 I've asked you repeatedly to leave. 231 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,235 - I'm shook. Devante barely pushed Tanner. 232 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,701 - Unfortunately, it's not that easy. 233 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,872 Tanner's mom is the president of the PTA, 234 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,370 and she's asking the school board 235 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,372 for the most severe punishment available. 236 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,584 - Oh, no. 237 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,883 He cannot go on your podcast, Toddman. 238 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,787 Every episode is a two-hour dive into a different 239 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,296 Steely Dan song-- it's inhumane. 240 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,719 - She's asked for expulsion. 241 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,468 - Oh. 242 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,429 Well, that's bad too. 243 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,639 * * 244 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,354 - Don't worry, D. 245 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,192 I got a nerd to help us figure this out. 246 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,847 - Who, Mervin? 247 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,066 Oh, me. Tell me what happened. 248 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,226 - Okay, so we had just read Tanner's theater review. 249 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,815 Wait, back up. Do you know who Tanner is? 250 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,031 Wait, back up. Do you know what theater is? 251 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,492 Not what people think it is but what it really is. 252 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,582 - Okay, this will go a lot faster 253 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,077 if Devante just explains it. 254 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,578 What happened? 255 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,663 - Yo. 256 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,076 - Bet. Let's go. 257 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,625 * * 258 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,711 - I wish you had just come to me, Jade, 259 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,256 instead of going directly to the school board. 260 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,629 - Why? 261 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,636 So you could sweep an act of student violence 262 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,967 under the rug? 263 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,351 - Nobody's sweeping anything under the rug. 264 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,888 You demanded a disciplinary hearing this morning. 265 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,482 It's happening this afternoon. 266 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,307 - Your Honor, speaking as the highest elected authority 267 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,563 in the sophomore class, 268 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,564 I motion for an immediate dismissal. 269 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,066 [record scratches] 270 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,898 I've seen, like, 1,000 episodes of "Law and Order," 271 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,153 even the weird ones with Jeff Goldblum. 272 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,525 - Uh, Daisy, this is just a hearing. 273 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,622 It's not a trial. 274 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,987 - Right, no need for lawyers. 275 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,623 I mean, I am one, and I will be there. 276 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,252 - Again, this is not a trial. 277 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,129 It's a hearing in front of a panel 278 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,166 of school board administrators. 279 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,340 - Couldn't agree more. Not a trial. 280 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,549 See you in court. 281 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:34,178 [tense music] 282 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,637 - Devante, you really should have an adult here 283 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,298 to speak on your behalf. 284 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,966 I've called your grandmother, but I haven't heard back. 285 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,726 Now, we could get you a school-appointed adult, 286 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,938 but just so that you know, it is Slater. 287 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,444 - Nah, I'm good. 288 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,242 * * 289 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,897 - This is so nice, Jamie. 290 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,485 Maybe too nice. 291 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,120 I mean, you don't really know me. 292 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,987 I could be the kind of person 293 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,204 who says mean things behind people's back for no reason. 294 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,294 - No, I couldn't imagine that, and I'm great at imagining. 295 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,500 Here, check it out. 296 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,080 Blue cat on a bike. 297 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,956 He just ate a pizza. [chuckles] 298 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,803 - Oh, you are good at that. - Thank you. 299 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,298 - Oh, I hope it's okay. 300 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,630 I ordered for us. 301 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,014 - How'd you know? 302 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,891 - Because I listen to you, 303 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,217 and also because your Instagram handle is, 304 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,813 "Get you someone who looks at you like 305 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,428 I look at pigs in a blanket." 306 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,305 [both laugh] It's funny. 307 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,602 That's how I imagine you laughing when you text "lol." 308 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,435 all: Ooh! 309 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,112 - Stop eavesdropping, pervs. 310 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,110 - We're not. 311 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,321 We're the Bayside a cappella group. 312 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,901 [all singing] 313 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:41,655 * Ooh, baby, I love your way, every day, yeah * 314 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,161 - [sighs] This is so fun. 315 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,874 We should do it again tomorrow. 316 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,083 - Uh, yeah, Jamie, 317 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,035 what would you want to do together 318 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,875 if we only had today? 319 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,300 Like, I was gonna die tomorrow 320 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,419 or more specifically at 3:00 p.m. today 321 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,876 when we get our phones back. 322 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,836 - Oh, that's easy. 323 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,256 I'd like to spend your final hours 324 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,184 having the most perfect, romantic day of all time. 325 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,692 - Yeah, uh, me too. 326 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,347 all: Aww. 327 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,306 - That time, we were just listening. 328 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,357 - This is so wrong. 329 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,201 A same-day hearing for one shove? 330 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,157 This would never happen to a Bayside student. 331 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,617 - Yeah, I see Bayside kids literally flush 332 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,868 each other's heads down the toilets 333 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,989 every single day and not do a thing to stop it. 334 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,206 - Exactly. Wait, what? 335 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,917 - Look, we know Devante is a good kid. 336 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,958 Can't we just tell this Jade to go kick rocks 337 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,042 like I did with my landlord? 338 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,626 - Because it's not just Jade. 339 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,051 Every day I'm getting voicemails 340 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,379 from parents who are not happy 341 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,264 about the Douglas students being here. 342 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,260 I thought it was going to calm down by now. 343 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,062 It's just gotten worse, and the last thing we need 344 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,177 is to give them something else to be mad about. 345 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,444 - So you're willing to sacrifice Devante 346 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,846 to appease these people? 347 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,524 He's just a scapegoat to you. 348 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,903 - Jessie, we can't call people that anymore. 349 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,480 - Listen, I hate this. 350 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,065 I care about all these kids, 351 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,610 but this hearing, it's happening. 352 00:12:58,653 --> 00:12:59,863 I don't know what else to do. 353 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,914 - Wait. 354 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,988 What do you think scapegoat means? 355 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,414 * * 356 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,912 - Come on, Devante. 357 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,253 Work with us here. 358 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,908 Why can't you just ask your grandma? 359 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,666 - 'Cause there's no point. - Look. 360 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,538 Without a parent here to protect you, 361 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,085 Jade is gonna eat you alive 362 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,128 and then spin off the calories on her Peloton. 363 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,922 - Lexi, I am not calling my grandma. 364 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,426 She's a sick old lady who lives an hour away, 365 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,719 and she knows how these things go. 366 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:28,143 - You have to fight for yourself, for your dreams, 367 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,643 for the rap party sponsored by Gatorade Red Chill. 368 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,805 - No. No, this is on me. 369 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,364 I let my guard down. 370 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,437 I messed up. 371 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,902 Now it's hopeless. 372 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,111 * * 373 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,782 - I've never been hopeless in my life. 374 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,570 * * 375 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,485 Like, I still have hope that Bella and The Weeknd 376 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,793 will get back together... 377 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,787 and I'm the one who broke them up. 378 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,789 * * 379 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,792 [indistinct chatter] 380 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,755 [curious music] 381 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,377 * * 382 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,135 - I'm so bored from not being able to play Crossy Road. 383 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,638 I wonder what heroin's like. 384 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,970 - Did you find anything? 385 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,394 - Um, the last time 386 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,102 someone got expelled from Bayside was 1971, 387 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,403 and he was a member of the Manson family, so... 388 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,267 it doesn't really apply here. - Okay. 389 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,274 Well, Devante is still refusing to call his grandma. 390 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,526 - Well, maybe there's a reason 391 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,027 he doesn't want to get her involved. 392 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,989 - Yeah, 'cause he's given up. 393 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,699 Look, at Bayside, when you're in trouble, 394 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,699 you call your parents, and they come fix it. 395 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,201 I pushed Ms. Mandrake into the La Brea Tar Pits, 396 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,004 and after my dad got involved, 397 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,367 she had to pay for my dry cleaning. 398 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,875 Now, if Devante doesn't call his grandmother, I will. 399 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,384 - It sounds like you two need a phone. 400 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,625 Oh, you looking at my cord? 401 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,335 Yeah, people kept trying to run off with my phone, 402 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,175 so I devised a security system. 403 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:51,270 - You are a pay phone. 404 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,937 - No, I'm not. I'm an inventor. 405 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,017 - The only thing you've invented 406 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,811 is a new way to be selfish. 407 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,475 The school is falling apart, Mac, 408 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,443 and your instinct is to extort everyone? 409 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,403 If you're such a genius, think of a way to help Devante. 410 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,405 - Okay, we've wasted enough time. 411 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,237 I'm getting Devante's grandmother now. 412 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,291 Okay, so here's the thing, 413 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,537 I don't have a phone or an address, 414 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,039 and I can't get anywhere without a phone. 415 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,580 - I can draw you a map. - Ew. 416 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,083 - I can come with you. - Double ew. 417 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,456 Okay, fine. I'm gonna get the car. 418 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,633 - Hey, uh, what are you guys doing? 419 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,545 - Ooh, we're living like we only have today 420 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,604 for some reason. 421 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,676 - Oh, fun. Aisha, can I talk to you? 422 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,773 You know this can't last. 423 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,188 He's gonna get his phone back. - Not till 3:00 p.m. 424 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,847 Just let me live like there's no tomorrow, bitch. 425 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,186 Okay? Please. 426 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,780 - Okay. Bye, Daisy. 427 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,526 [upbeat music] 428 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,778 - * Ooh, baby, I love your way * 429 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,530 - That looks like a penis. 430 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,952 [both laugh] 431 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,410 - It does. 432 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,040 - * Wanna tell you I love your way * 433 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,909 [both laughing] 434 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,495 - What are you doing here? 435 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,750 Do not use the emergency safety shower for sexy fun! 436 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,594 - * Yeah * 437 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:09,549 * * 438 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,599 - I would like to submit into evidence 439 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,814 this reenactment of today's assault. 440 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,774 [tense music] 441 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:27,566 * * 442 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,702 - Hey, Tanner! 443 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,618 Say I'm a good singer or I'll kill you. 444 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:36,118 * * 445 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,252 - We have brought you counsel. 446 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,209 - What did you do? 447 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,630 - We got your grandma. 448 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,458 You needed someone to fight for you. 449 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,419 * * 450 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,554 - All right. 451 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,260 I heard they're trying to expel you. 452 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,181 I'll save everyone some time. 453 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,430 I'm pulling Devante out of this school. 454 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,472 - What? 455 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,975 I thought you were gonna fix this. 456 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,637 - Oh, baby, I just did. 457 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,645 * * 458 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,819 - I am dying without texting. 459 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,821 I have the hottest goss and need to spill. 460 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,414 - I'm not selfish. 461 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,369 I'm a nice inventor. 462 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,909 I'm so not a pay phone. 463 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,792 [sings three notes] 464 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,459 If you'd like to continue this call, 465 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,707 please insert another 25¢. 466 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,800 - So Tanner and Abby hooked up Friday night, 467 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,167 and afterwards, he totally ghosted her. 468 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,594 Yeah, they went to the Kanye concert, 469 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,054 and after he sang "Runaway," 470 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,974 Abby looked over, and Tanner had...run away. 471 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,345 - Okay, Grandma Doris was a bust. 472 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,232 I mean, she did tell me a really cool story 473 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,229 about hooking up with someone named Bootsy Collins, 474 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,271 but I really thought she was gonna fight for him 475 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,685 or at least threaten Toddman or something. 476 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,534 - Lexi, I knew you were trying to help, 477 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,449 but you only know how Bayside works for kids like you. 478 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,489 You're asking Devante and his grandma 479 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,872 to believe in a system that's screwed them over before. 480 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,200 [door opens] 481 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,084 - I played your sick little game, Daisy. 482 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,712 I figured out how to save our friend. 483 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,879 - What, how? - What would you give me 484 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,048 if I could selflessly provide you information 485 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,377 that could get Devante off the hook? 486 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,131 - It's not selfless if you're asking 487 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,423 for something in return. - All right. Okay. 488 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,506 Sorry, I'm new at this. Let me try again. 489 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,891 I know how to save Devante, but it'll cost you. 490 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,389 Mm. No, it won't. One more time. 491 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,311 I will do this out of the goodness of my heart.. 492 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,391 - Aww. 493 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,305 - For just 3 easy payments of $25.99. 494 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,904 - Dude, come on. - I'm sor--I'm trying so hard. 495 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,269 - Okay, just tell us. - Okay. 496 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,185 Tanner went to the Kanye concert with Abby 497 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,574 on Friday night, meaning he did not go to the play 498 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,151 and the whole review is a sham. 499 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,656 - Oh, my God, Mac, that's it. 500 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,868 We can threaten to expose Tanner and ruin his career 501 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,239 as a high school theater critic 502 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,905 if he doesn't drop his fake-ass charges. 503 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,584 - But how do we prove it? 504 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,042 - I bet that thirstoid, Abby, 505 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,672 has photos of them at the concert on her phone. 506 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,129 - Which is in the room with all of the other phones! 507 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,091 We should break into the phone room to get her phone, 508 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,932 and you know, if Jamie's phone gets damaged 509 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,547 beyond repair in the process, 510 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,683 that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. 511 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:58,931 - Me too. - Okay. 512 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,392 You guys go get the phone. 513 00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,312 I'm gonna go talk to D, get him to buy us some time. 514 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,890 - Cool, let's go. - Follow me. 515 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,265 Wait. 516 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,773 Hey, wait, guys. 517 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,864 [coins clinking] 518 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,108 [groans] 519 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,279 - Okay, so I have good news and bad news. 520 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,372 The good news is while Mac was a pay phone 521 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,658 he found a way to clear your name. 522 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,241 - That's the good news? 523 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:22,536 Oh, no. 524 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,959 - The bad news is me. 525 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,998 Jade is a racist skeleton slathered in Juvederm, 526 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,964 but I'm supposed to be your friend. 527 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,964 I spent all day dismissing 528 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,336 how exhausting and painful this must be. 529 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,348 You know, I realized what Tanner did to you 530 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,848 wasn't just uncool, it was dangerous. 531 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,192 I mean, do you even want to stay at a school 532 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:50,647 full of Tanners and Jades and me's? 533 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,570 - No. 534 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,149 I guess this is goodbye. 535 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,986 Of course I want to stay here, dumdum. 536 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,371 Look, Lexi, you're not a Tanner or a Jade. 537 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,488 You're my friend. 538 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,914 The play was fun, 539 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,002 and I kind of like it here at Bayside. 540 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,328 Also, I refuse to meet 541 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,963 an entire new group of white people. 542 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,629 - Okay, but what do we do? 543 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:12,248 I mean, we need time to find evidence against Tanner, 544 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,295 and your grandma is signing your withdrawal paperwork 545 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,169 as we speak. 546 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,465 - Well, maybe I can get her 547 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,468 to restart the trial and buy us some time. 548 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,680 - Do you think she'll agree to that? 549 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,010 I mean, you said it yourself, she has no reason to believe 550 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,516 this will work out in your favor. 551 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,888 Do you even believe it? 552 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,845 - It doesn't matter what I believe. 553 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,555 I just gotta convince her. 554 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,021 - Well, it's a good thing you're the greatest actor 555 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,316 this school has ever seen. 556 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,150 Second greatest. I go here. 557 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,406 Third greatest-- Kristen Stewart went here 558 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,067 and she doesn't get enough credit. 559 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,538 - [yelps] 560 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,328 [shudders] 561 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,041 - Hey, Mac. 562 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,004 [tense music] 563 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,755 * * 564 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,917 Oh, hey, that's my phone. 565 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:58,926 You can go through it if you want. 566 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,137 The passcode is 8008, boob. 567 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,222 - Wait, you don't care if I go through your phone? 568 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,845 - No. - That's crazy. 569 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,232 There's not weird stuff on here you don't want me to see? 570 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,690 - Oh, yeah, there definitely is, 571 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,400 but what's the point of starting a relationship 572 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,030 if it's not from a place of complete trust, you know? 573 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,567 - Oh, come on. 574 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,570 Every relationship starts with a couple little lies, right? 575 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,742 You've never done that before? 576 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,204 - No, of course not. 577 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,535 Aisha, we just spent the most perfect day together. 578 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,381 Why would I ruin that be deceiving you? 579 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,590 - You're right. 580 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:43,144 I know Jamie's hot, but even if he did like me, 581 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,598 I could never date this dummy. 582 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,348 * * 583 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,231 - Oh. 584 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,518 - Oh, look, I found Abby's phone. 585 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:58,493 - So I'm just gonna, uh, yeah. - Jamie. 586 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:01,736 - We are going to get Devante into another good school. 587 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,240 I promise I'm gonna do everything in my power. 588 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:07,452 - Do you have any power? - No. 589 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,754 - Grandma, I don't want to leave Bayside. 590 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,119 Look, I know we've been here before 591 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,375 and it always goes the same: bad. 592 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,669 But I still think we should fight 593 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:21,552 because I think we can win. 594 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:25,804 - So you're telling me you think a trial 595 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,135 run by that 596 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,021 is gonna work in your favor? 597 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,688 [inspirational music] 598 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,187 - Yes. 599 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,732 - Okay, baby. Let's try it. 600 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,948 - Well, it's gonna take 601 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:45,566 a whole other set of paperwork to restart this hearing. 602 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:47,575 - Oh... Mm. 603 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,987 Son of a bitch. 604 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,326 - Thanks so much for your help, guys. 605 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,001 I'll be sure to leave positive reviews 606 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,579 on your TaskRabbit pages. 607 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:55,714 - Oh, thank you. 608 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,960 So you'll be at my one-man show, right? 609 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,842 - No. Thank you. 610 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,668 - The hearing is back on. 611 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,384 * * 612 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,224 - But we already won. 613 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:06,219 - We are talking about a kid's future here, 614 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,101 and we're at least gonna give him a fair shot. 615 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,518 - Well, if I'm giving my statement, 616 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,677 I will need my statement cane. 617 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:17,056 * * 618 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:18,645 - Looking for this? 619 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,530 - We know you weren't at the play on Friday. 620 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,397 - And if we release this photo, your career 621 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,204 as a high school theater critic is over. 622 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:26,988 - But criticism is my calling, 623 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:28,202 and I can't be a food critic. 624 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,871 I'm allergic to every food. 625 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,909 - Aw. - Fine. 626 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,253 What are your demands? 627 00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:34,368 - Your mom has to go on a date with me. 628 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,334 - What? - What? Mac! 629 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,884 - Sorry, it's an instinct. You owe us nothing. 630 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,048 - No, still wrong. - Sorry. 631 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,128 [upbeat music] 632 00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:47,255 - Okay. We're ready to fight. 633 00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:48,762 - There's no need. 634 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:50,893 Tanner said he exaggerated his story. 635 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,220 The hearing is off. 636 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:54,885 - Well, why didn't anybody come get me? 637 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,234 Look at my tiny arthritic hand. 638 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,690 - Also, as punishment for lying, 639 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,401 Tanner will receive a two-week suspension 640 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,242 and will have to appear on my podcast. 641 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,318 Come on, guys. 642 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,453 - No, please! 643 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,200 I'd rather get the chair! 644 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,541 - Okay. I love you. - Love you too. 645 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:16,210 - Hey, D, you did it. 646 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,915 - This was all you guys. Thanks. 647 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,249 - You're welcome. 648 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,964 I wanted to selflessly help you sooner, 649 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,174 but Daisy made me be a pay phone. 650 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,925 * * 651 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,047 - I am so happy this is over. 652 00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:31,345 - But is it? 653 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:32,558 - I don't know. 654 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,767 I'm afraid Jade is just getting started. 655 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,938 - This isn't over, Toddman. I am just getting started. 656 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,226 - Started. I know. 657 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:39,809 We were just actually talking about that. 658 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,768 - Okay. - Yeah. 659 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,277 - Hey. 660 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,779 Um...I'm so sorry. 661 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,322 I only said what I said 662 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,365 'cause I knew that I liked you 663 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:54,659 and I didn't know if you felt the same way. 664 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,246 I was the one who was dumb for saying-- 665 00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,919 - You know what? Save it. 666 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,550 Because you're right. 667 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,586 I am hot, 668 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:08,340 and sometimes I can be dumb, 669 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,803 like right now, for instance. 670 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:13,103 I'm being dumb enough to think that the amazing day 671 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:17,478 we just had together means more than one bad text. 672 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,815 [thumping dance music] 673 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:26,317 * * 674 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,319 indistinct chatter] 675 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,822 [fire crackling] 676 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,874 * * 677 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,867 - Jessie was right. 678 00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,369 Without phones, 679 00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:41,211 the kids have become drug-addled sex fiends. 680 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,539 For the love of God, 681 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:47,585 we've got to give the children their phones back! 682 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,720 [funky upbeat dance music] 683 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:57,719 * *