1 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:11,269 present 2 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:18,869 an Oskar Reif film 3 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:29,679 Have you ever tried running away from something? How did it feel? 4 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:34,197 lt's a strange question, but I have a first hand answer 5 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,233 as I've now run away for good... 6 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,788 From my voice you can probably tell that I'm a man. 7 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:44,829 I wonder if that was the only unusual thing about me. 8 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:53,149 starring 9 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:28,029 produced by 10 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,473 Dying in the street is the worst. 11 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:44,471 costumes designer executive producer 12 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,556 set designer 13 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:56,069 edited by sound by 14 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:06,552 director of photography 15 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:17,156 written and directed by 16 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,593 Do you have any diamond balls? 17 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,678 - No. 18 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,118 Did you give him a thermometer? 19 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,994 - Come on, mom. 20 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,993 And therefore, as Susan says, Communism has left its mark on you, 21 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,629 or more precisely on us, the worst scar possible. 22 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,478 Not even in Victorian times was the degradation of women so bad. 23 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,399 She then stresses that modern day phallocratic despotism 24 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,719 has its roots in Asia the ancient essence of this ideology... 25 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,873 They cover you with a blanket and stare at you like at Skoch. 26 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,713 - Skoch died at reception. - in front of it, in the street! 27 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,710 - Right there! They carried him out afterwards. 28 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,320 -Why would they carry him outside after he was dead? 29 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,029 - Stop it! The bottom line is that they don't last... 30 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,514 -Who? 31 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,070 - He has two thermometers, even one for his butt. 32 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,997 Susan says that women today in the US 33 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,950 understand their right to an orgasm as something 34 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:44,033 so independent and individual that it's out of the question 35 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,437 for its access or range to be limited 36 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,872 by the capabilities or will of men. 37 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,509 But that was a slight diversion from our subject. 38 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,679 Just today Susan told me that this progressive equipment 39 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,028 contains parts from NASA's space and military program. 40 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,355 The embargo for our countries was recently lifted. 41 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,711 They love letting people take care of them. 42 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,679 - Petra go and turn off the TV for daddy. He fell asleep. 43 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,513 - They all should stay home. Nobody 'd send me to a hospital. 44 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,558 They don't care about you there. 45 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,109 I'm sick of this game! 46 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,957 - I've also had enough. 47 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,828 - Come on, girls, you can't be serious. One more round... 48 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,119 - Come on, don't make me beg. 49 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,595 I turned off the TV, 50 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,708 but daddy probably isn't sleeping. His eyes are open... 51 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,915 He's probably dead... 52 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,916 But his watch is still ticking! 53 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,949 THE B E D 54 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,791 To Lubos. 55 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,154 And to an early reunion. 56 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,673 Yes, that's me. Well partially. 57 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,993 Of course you can't see me! I'm inside a brass container. 58 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,559 Perhaps I should introduce myself first. My name is Lubos. 59 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,599 My last name's irrelevant, as you may find it a bit odd. 60 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,359 Do you feel somewhat uneasy? 61 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,995 I'm sorry to hear that, because l feel fabulous. 62 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,788 That's to say "now" I do. First I have to explain a bit 63 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,599 as this started along time ago. 64 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:27,878 It all happened one rainy, summer night in a totally normal bed. 65 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,914 When my mother was young she used to be very romantic. 66 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,477 She even believed in love at first sight. 67 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,990 I'll follow you, I'll lead you about around, 68 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,599 Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier: 69 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,396 Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound, 70 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:04,035 A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire: 71 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:09,709 And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn, 72 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:16,069 Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn. 73 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,917 An actor, for God's sake! 74 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,515 - Do you know what kind of money actors make nowadays? 75 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:59,549 He's like you, a Resistance fighter in his own way. 76 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,873 He even does political satires! 77 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:07,351 And he composed a love sonnet for Vera! 78 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,200 -A sonnet, for God's sake! 79 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,038 Through the forest have I gone, 80 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,794 But Athenian found I none, 81 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,559 On whose eyes I might approve 82 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,157 This flower's force in stirring love. 83 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,473 Churl, upon thy eyes I throw 84 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,792 All the power this charm doth owe. 85 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,318 When thou wakest, let love forbid 86 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,199 Sleep his seat on thy eyelid. 87 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,679 Father was a man of great words and insignificant actions. 88 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,913 Nonetheless, thanks to one of them I came into this world... 89 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,277 Gustav?.! 90 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,994 Gustav, are you there? 91 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,875 My father's only meaningful deed from my childhood 92 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:29,678 was an in comprehensive, irritably mysterious challenge for me. 93 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,075 isn't this yours? 94 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,638 So the only man I knew walked out of my life 95 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,439 and I didn't even realize it. 96 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,836 Soon after, perhaps due to my father's influence, 97 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,878 l discovered the beauty of escaping. 98 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:55,069 The intoxication of escaping was simply fabulous. 99 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,072 Look here, his purple corduroy pants. 100 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,553 They used to be my favorite. 101 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,708 Well, let's see. Try comparing them to the orange ones! 102 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,671 They definitely didn't look half as good. 103 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,390 Or the green ones. 104 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,915 See the difference? 105 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,071 It's too bad these are black and white... 106 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,872 I can't say I missed having men around 107 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:41,474 but I did become fond of two objects they left behind. 108 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,719 Grandfather Eduard's spitting glass 109 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:54,634 represented the clear mythical essence of manhood to me. 110 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:59,435 However, its practical use seemed pretty complicated 111 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,514 as no women were able to explain the correct technique. 112 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:25,072 Male relatives would visit us, but they were somewhat strange. 113 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,833 Like Mr. Vitek who went blind from eating nothing but pork. 114 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:39,030 it's been a pleasure to see all of you again. 115 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,158 Or uncle Vasa.. 116 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,232 - The Soviet Union's now so advanced 117 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,189 that people there pay almost nothing for electricity. 118 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,831 it pays off to leave the lights on all day 119 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:58,229 because potential damage from constant switching can cost more 120 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,915 in repairs than the savings on your electric bill. 121 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,993 Despite his senility he was the last authentic Communist 122 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,470 because he had seen things with his own eyes. 123 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:19,553 Uncle Karel was the only one who I considered a role model. 124 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,871 Uncle... 125 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,593 Do old people see in colors? 126 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,029 -What do you mean? 127 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,999 - For example, it's spring and the trees are blooming. 128 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,675 Us normal people see that the blossoms are yellow. 129 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,039 Do old people see the same? 130 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,680 -What made you think that? 131 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,558 Old folks 'cause they're so old 132 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,036 maybe they only see things in black and white. 133 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,433 -Where did you get that idea? 134 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,759 Where did you get that idea? Look at that tree for instance! 135 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,236 Or that one! 136 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,795 Or that one over there! 137 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,475 Now tell me, do any of them have yellow blossoms?! 138 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:25,313 It was becoming clearer to me that men don't have the answers 139 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,392 to a number of life's basic questions. 140 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,629 Thank you, Mrs. Tyereshkovova. 141 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,595 Women appeared much more interesting to me than men. 142 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,235 They were mysterious and had this strange power. 143 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,797 He was never really into fairy tales. 144 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,793 In this case he was unusual. 145 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,759 But there was an exception. 146 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,039 He loved ''The Golden Sword''. 147 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,757 imagine, 148 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,873 once he even came to show me Adalbert's three golden hairs! 149 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,477 -And what about Hurt? - His name is Jandanow. 150 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,519 -A year ago he was Musil. Does Fortik still eat like a pig? 151 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,350 - Yeah, and Chaloupka's dad died! - No kidding! 152 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,837 - Chaloupka was with him, holding his hand. 153 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:43,273 Just like on TV. He also let him in on life's big secret. 154 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,196 - Man! What's the secret? - I can't tell! It's a secret, 155 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,875 but I know it! It can only be told during a storm. 156 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,356 Never underestimate even the small gypsies. 157 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,156 l never understood why we didn't run away, 158 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,749 but l knew that the big life secret of a dying father 159 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,074 was often very truthful. 160 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,318 l wanted to ask so many things. 161 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,838 USED GROCERIES STORE 162 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,998 Hello! 163 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,791 My cake! 164 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,031 My sandwich! 165 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,557 My coffee! 166 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,118 Yuck, there's skin on the top! 167 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,237 Grandma... 168 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,948 I wanted coffee with foam and you made it without foam. 169 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,153 I promise I'll eat the sandwich next time, I wasn't hungry. 170 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,876 And the cake was a pound cake and I don't... 171 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,349 But I didn't throw it away. I swear to God. I ate it. 172 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,229 This is uncle Vasa's piece. No, not Vasa's, Karel's. 173 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,634 He has a bad gall bladder! 174 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,790 Sorry, grandpa I thought you were already dead 175 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,669 and when someone dies, 176 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,590 you're free to take the things he left behind. 177 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,991 They don't belong to the deceased anymore, 178 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,358 and those who live on can use them. 179 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,949 Of course, I'll give the spitting glass back to you. 180 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,473 You can show me how to use it. 181 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,356 Imagine that no one could show me how... 182 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,640 Hey! Do you piss in that? 183 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,669 Gregorka only checks on how much your dick grows each year. 184 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,309 - Hanci's probably shrunk. - You wanna get rocked, idiot? 185 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,234 - But his balls are heavier. - That's enough gentlemen... 186 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,471 - You think she gets off on it? - On what? 187 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,190 - Feeling dicks, man! - it's all part of medicine. 188 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,598 - I don't know, man. Mine is in good shape. 189 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,195 -Women always do it! - I never show it at Pezi's. 190 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:54,039 - 'Cause he's an ear doctor! -And she's a dick specialist! 191 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,680 - Oh, come on, gentlemen! 192 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,319 I want quiet in the waiting room! The doctor has a headache. 193 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,835 You'll come in individually. Urna will be first, 194 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,635 Hanci should get ready. 195 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,632 - Hurry up, man. You're a protégé. 196 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:27,197 What are you waiting for? Boxers off! This isn't your first time. 197 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,509 A little more,you stud! The doctor won't bite you! 198 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,435 Nurse, could you get the samples from the lab? 199 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,919 You've got something of mine. 200 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,151 Press it! 201 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,753 i'd like to be examined too. 202 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,872 Please. 203 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,440 Why were you in there so long? Did you fuck her? 204 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:51,354 -Watch your language! Hanci's next. Jachym, get ready! 205 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,229 l began to see that male heroes only rule the world 206 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,474 in fairy tales and movies. 207 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,152 Get dressed or you'll catch a cold. 208 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:13,353 l felt my escape from childhood would be the final escape 209 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,277 from the world of fumbling and ignorance, 210 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:23,349 and maybe one day everything would be clear to me. 211 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,957 Reaching a woman's soul was difficult 212 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,674 even in the years to come. 213 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,470 Bet you needed stimulation to be able to relax. 214 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,476 You don't understand a woman's complexity. 215 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,676 You only see things on the surface. 216 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,718 Andrea saw through me very quickly. 217 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,551 -Who is it? 218 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,392 And Lucie was not sufficiently ripe. 219 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,956 I never thought I'd get so far with Olga 220 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,915 I promised myself that this time I would not fail. 221 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,950 What were you doing in there for so long? 222 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,593 What did you do to yourself? 223 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,392 What's this silly thing here? - Don't touch it! Give it to me! 224 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,869 - This little man is upset, and he also kind of stinks. 225 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,510 What's that smell? 226 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,835 How do you like this? 227 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,079 When making love for the first time whatever you think about 228 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,555 always comes true. 229 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,791 Hey, Lubos! 230 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,436 Did you come? - Hmmm. 231 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,116 - So where the hell is it? - Somewhere here... 232 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,034 - I don't see it anywhere. 233 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,790 Show it to me! 234 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,032 Jesus, Lubos,wake up. Someone's here! 235 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,559 - That's Andrei. -Who's Andrei? 236 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,677 -A hero from Chile. - is he a soldier? 237 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,990 A center forward. 238 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,789 -And how did he get here? - i was thinking about him. 239 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,229 -About Andrei? - Yup. 240 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,113 -And why was he on your mind? 241 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,470 - To make it last longer. 242 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,348 Every manual suggests thinking of something unrelated. 243 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,755 I did it for you! 244 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,469 Actually he never told me any fairy tales either. 245 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,156 He'd only read one, once in a while. 246 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,073 - Because he lacked imagination. 247 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,438 How about a game of cards? -What's imagination? 248 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,159 - it's the ability to imagine something 249 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,471 that doesn't exist in real life but could. 250 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,152 -At school they said that every human being has an imagination. 251 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,999 - No men omen. The Urnas never had any imagination. 252 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,356 - Then how could they teach or perform in the theatre? 253 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,829 -A teacher doesn't need any imagination. 254 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:55,869 - Then how did he speak about poetry, patriotism and love? 255 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:01,349 -A P.E. teacher doesn't need it. - Lubos also taught geography. 256 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,874 -Jitka you can't draw a quick conclusion from your situation. 257 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,394 -I wanted to... - Quiet! 258 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,436 - Don't take what Peter tells you seriously. 259 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:18,112 Think about what Aies said, even though his family's incomplete. 260 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,275 I'm glad Hedvika shared her opinion about Milan. 261 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,319 I agree with her to a certain point, 262 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,030 but i don't agree with Lumir or Breta and Evzen's opinions 263 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,759 seem to be rather peculiar, 264 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,549 which brings us back to Jirka... 265 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:44,989 You see, the way you look at something is very important. 266 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:51,869 Spring is coming, and grandma has young goats. 267 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,311 Go see her. Your uncle can't do it all. 268 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:01,389 New blossoms will show you the miracle of reincarnation, 269 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,195 the sprouting and growth, the joyful fresh chives, 270 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,956 the intoxicating blue sky, 271 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,476 the fabulous songs of the heavenly pilgrims... 272 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:20,549 As for oral sex, Jitka it's not as simple as you wrote. 273 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,435 And definitely don't listen to your girlfriends! 274 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,950 I wanted to... 275 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,390 I wanted to... 276 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,390 I wanted to... 277 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,551 I just wanted to... - Understand women. 278 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,231 - Grandma... 279 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,919 - But Lubos. it's not possible. 280 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,629 That's a real man's privilege. - But I am a real man! 281 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,833 - Real men wore suits like these. 282 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,318 Real men finished their sandwiches 283 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,430 and drank their coffee without foam. 284 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,595 it's so cold in here. Warm up my bed for me, please! 285 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,556 But not dressed like that. - The gym was clean. 286 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,270 - I'm sorry, Lubos, but you are not a real man. 287 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,954 You are a temporary man. 288 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,274 -Wait, I don't get it! 289 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,554 - One day you'll know more. 290 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,276 Did Leopold send you? - Did Olina send you? 291 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,000 I'd like a cup of coffee! 292 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,720 And make it without foam! 293 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,869 That's a nice whistle. 294 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,355 Can I blow on it? 295 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,354 Jesus, I got it dirty! 296 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,396 - That's okay. 297 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,151 -Zdena I'm sorry I'm late. You've already met, right? 298 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,550 What are you wearing? I can't believe this. 299 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,310 I've gotta get something. 300 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,392 Well,what did that pig tell you now? 301 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,792 You can talk about it in front of Lubos. 302 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,714 But Leopold would never wear sweat pants in a café, right? 303 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,950 Well, tell me... 304 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,677 Really... 305 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,873 No way! That's crazy, that bastard! 306 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,758 How many times? Well, that's obvious,Well, of course. 307 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,354 He didn't come! No way... 308 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,194 You can't be serious... 309 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,277 Ripping his balls off wouldn't suffice! 310 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,669 Are you stupid or what? This isn't a training ground! 311 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,590 -What kind a referee are you, dickhead! Fuck you! 312 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,750 Where the hell 'd they get a prick like you? Fuck! 313 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:11,669 Get some glasses, pussy! is there a bigger dick out there? 314 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,269 The sperm that made you should never got by your dad's rubber. 315 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,794 You've got a cunt instead of a brain! 316 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,873 Here you go. It's like warm piss. 317 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,274 - The first half is almost over. - That's cool. 318 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,670 Give me one, or you can leave them all here! 319 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,229 Thank God for football games. i can always relax here... 320 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,476 -What's up? Any problems? - Nah, not at all. 321 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,709 Slap 'em around on Tuesdays, beat 'em up on Wednesdays 322 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,794 and fuck 'em on Thursdays, you know what I mean, right? 323 00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,709 But they need that. They want it. They wait for it. 324 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,198 If you don't beat your woman at least twice a week, 325 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,872 you're not a real man! 326 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,316 And you'll pay for it later! Look at Simsik! 327 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,079 What about you? Have you given Olina a good beating too? 328 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:24,629 That's a mistake my friend, but you'll start sooner or later. 329 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:32,950 Beginning is the most important part. For example I say, 330 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,118 'Say one more thing and I'll smack you.' 331 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,988 And no woman can keep quiet, that puts you in the clear. 332 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,390 They say you shouldn't go for the face. I disagree, 333 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,995 but I always let her take her glasses off first. 334 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:54,789 Left, right, left ... Here you go, so will you shut up? 335 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:02,158 No! I'll smack you until you shit your pants. No shit! 336 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:07,189 You gonna give me more shit? You will? No. 337 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:12,429 That's the way you gotta do it. Be hard on her. 338 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,959 Okay. That's it. It's done. 339 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,312 Here you go, Shut the fuck up. 340 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,274 One thirty six am. on the dot! Put it in the report! 341 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,359 Quick, so you don't mess my bed up again! 342 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:23,036 I've told you once already! Who let you in anyway? 343 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,389 Next week you'll be out in the hallway, no pillows! 344 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,153 Hi,Zdena. What are you doing here so early in the morning? 345 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,074 Normally I run around free. 346 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,039 - I have a seven meter leash. Yours is five meters, right? 347 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,948 - But my muzzle is better. 348 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,678 - I've got an idea did you go yet? 349 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,395 Are they looking? 350 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,996 Let's run away! 351 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,356 Are you shitting scared? 352 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,715 Then I'll go alone! 353 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,438 Are you coming? - I'm not done yet. 354 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,275 - Then see you later! 355 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,435 Why are you screaming? 356 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,469 -Where's Olga? - So you have a girl now. Coffee? 357 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:11,789 - So it was just a dream? - only the sleeping dream. 358 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,029 But you aren't sleeping. You just sit and scream. 359 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,991 I'll make you one with foam if you want. 360 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,754 -What are you doing here? 361 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,351 You've been gone for years now. 362 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,830 -What else would I be doing here? I'm dusting. 363 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,195 Look, how bad it is. 364 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,356 - My collar. Where is my collar? 365 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,712 Jesus,where is it? She'll kill me! 366 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,793 - I don't have a collar, but I have aspirin if you need it. 367 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,953 - For God's sake, grandma what are you doing here? 368 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,838 You've been dead for 30 years! 369 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,191 - I'm dusting. 370 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:04,629 Lubos, be a good boy and come with me... 371 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,389 -Where are we going? - you'll see,you know the place. 372 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,435 But don't run away from me like you did before! 373 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,399 - I hope grandpa won't be there! - Don't worry, he's dead. 374 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,390 - I'll warm it up for you! - You don't have to. 375 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,833 I want to tell you a big secret today! 376 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,875 And I'll give you something to 377 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,909 renew the quality of your inevitably degenerating race. 378 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,239 -What race? The Slavic race? 379 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,229 - The race of temporary men. Masculinus mutantus in Latin. 380 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,513 You can't swim against the flow of evolution, 381 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:58,549 but my gift may slow down the entire process. 382 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,270 Spitting glasses! 383 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,069 They aren't spitting glasses. What are they then? 384 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:19,158 Biériot Louis, received Febuary 3., 1924, unpaid. 385 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:25,869 Coubertin Pierre, September24., 1933, quite rare. 386 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,477 - The passionate, secret hobby of my youth. 387 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,837 The most complete collection of real men! 388 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,555 it's a top quality collection from prewar Middle Europe. 389 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,473 - Fairbanks,Jr., Fairbanks, Sr., 390 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,032 Caruso, 391 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,558 Alechin and Capablanca. - That's a combination. 392 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,552 - Einstein. -A personal withdrawal. 393 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,190 - Hitler?! - Show me! 394 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,915 Oh yeah, he sent me some twice, but it arrived spolled. 395 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,068 - Dr.Sevcik, who is he? 396 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,558 - One of grandpa's colleagues. 397 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,228 -Were they all sent to you? 398 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:20,269 - Not all of them, but most were, and I was very picky. 399 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,318 - Doggie, do you want poppy seed cake or a roll with your coffee? 400 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,593 And do you want apricot or strawberry jam, or ham and eggs? 401 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,117 Hi. - Hi. 402 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,078 Do you know what I like about you? 403 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,152 You're different. - Different? 404 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,752 Different than the others. 405 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,955 This is Dasa. She's been divorced for a month now. 406 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:23,519 And this is Alena. She thinks she's in love, but isn't sure. 407 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,673 This is Bozka she feels useless. 408 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,717 And this is Lida completely independent. 409 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,994 -And why do you come here? - So you like the way I look! 410 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,196 One thing became clear: 411 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:12,149 Since l have to spend the majority of my life with women, 412 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,955 l have to change my basic attitude towards them. 413 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:21,149 l can't be primal and tyrannical or weak and submissive, 414 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:27,309 but an equal and understanding partner. 415 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,676 if you throw him out you give him a strong argument 416 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,069 and that's not good. 417 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:43,350 You should talk about it with her but don't seek her opinion. 418 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,559 Period irregularity during sexual abstinences 419 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,359 was totally different for me. 420 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,830 Try the ionized drink with hazel nuts! 421 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,230 if you don't throw him out, you'll be sorry. 422 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,559 A topic eczema is not hereditary, even in alcoholic families, 423 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,672 i can guarantee that. 424 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,719 And then you'll suffer quietly, with occasional breakdowns, 425 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,869 in the end you'll lose respect for yourself. 426 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,111 I also get inflammations in my armpits every spring. 427 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,953 Give him some time, he'll get it! 428 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,837 Watch out though! Trust me! 429 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,115 Go hang yourself! 430 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,270 Don't be jealous. It's not my fault your friends come to me. 431 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,477 - Don't you know how to act like a real man? 432 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,552 -What do you mean? You used to like me for being different. 433 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,517 Do you know what you want? 434 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,718 - You don't feel weird giving tips on a uterus uvula infection 435 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,673 or how to overcome the mental problems of menopause? 436 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,709 is it normal to test weak breast muscles with a pencil in public? 437 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,915 Do you feel special describing disorders in an ovulation cycle? 438 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,788 Or arguing about the orgasmic intensity of woman over sixty! 439 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,359 - I'm just knowledgeable... 440 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,672 - How do you know all this, most women don't know this! 441 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:04,349 Not even women specialists, and you! AP.E. teacher! 442 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,231 Do you know what they think? 443 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,278 - They can only be envious of you. 444 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,073 - No,you look stupid! - How do you want me to act? 445 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,233 Like some Schwarzenegger, or Rambo, or, i don't know who!? 446 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,433 - Like a man, like a real, true man... 447 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,473 - Do you think he tries to understand her? 448 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:34,475 it's against nature, and that's unnatural. 449 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,232 Men aren't here to understand women. 450 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:45,069 it's like trying to get into the opera dressed like this. 451 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:51,629 if you hear otherwise, that person has no balls! 452 00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:00,835 And if he does by chance, they're only decorative. 453 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,838 Therefore, he's not areal man! 454 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:12,159 And if I can give you some advice, find something fresh. 455 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,189 That way you won't have time to think of stupid shit. 456 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,191 There must be some babes at your school. 457 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,438 I know, the old neurotic flesh. 458 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:30,352 You need something like I have. I've got my self a goddess. 459 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,477 She's seventeen, ain't no Socrates or Bardot, 460 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,190 but she can fuck! I've never had anything like it. 461 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,670 if you hang around I'll introduce her to you. 462 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,398 -And what about Zdena? 463 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:51,429 - Hi, Stinky. it's a day off! I'm on the rag... 464 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,151 Gimme a swig! 465 00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:01,233 - This's Tereza. She's great, huh? This is my friend Lubos. 466 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,072 -Why do you have a whistle? - He teaches P.E. 467 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,993 - That's cool! -And geography too. 468 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,959 Hey do you have a really good friend, a really good one? 469 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,870 - You mean for the teacher? 470 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,997 - He doesn't look it, but he's a champ! 471 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,915 - Maybe Lenka! Huh? 472 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,552 Or Bianka! Or Irena! 473 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,596 - Or Sasa?! 474 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,679 If it was possible to return to the times 475 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,070 when men were still real men, then maybe... 476 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,429 Good Evening, Ma'am, 477 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,434 you seem familiar to me... 478 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,749 - I should. We've been married for 47 years. 479 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:02,189 - Really? I was just thinking what a beautiful, familiar face... 480 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:07,272 tell me something about yourself. How have you been all this time? 481 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,400 - I've been with you,Vasa. 482 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:17,069 Don't you remember that at all? 483 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,199 - Oh, of course, of course. 484 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,352 If I may, were you in love with him? 485 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,035 - Oh my God! - Come on. 486 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,829 Don't cry, my girl. He'll definitely come back to you. 487 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,431 Uncle Karel! 488 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:57,829 Uncle Karel, spring is here! 489 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,437 I brought you some yellow tree blossoms! 490 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:13,037 - Those aren't yellow. They're white. 491 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,200 Has the revolution begun? 492 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,716 Who's winning? 493 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,075 - It's not clear yet. 494 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:37,909 - Could you please hide my membership card ... 495 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,156 Uncle Karel... 496 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:56,229 I'm a woman, I'm a river, I flow through the countryside, 497 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:02,036 I caress the river banks with my hips as I flow and flow, 498 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,149 I'm a woman, I'm a river, 499 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:13,909 I stream, I storm and I flow. 500 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,510 Repeat after me: 501 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,236 I'm a woman, 502 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,036 I'm a river, 503 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,878 i flow through the countryside, 504 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,872 I caress the river banks with my hips, 505 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,433 as I flow and flow. 506 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,631 I'm a woman, 507 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,356 I'm a river. 508 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:50,189 How dare you! Turn it on again! What nerve you have! 509 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,359 What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? only a man would do that! 510 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,557 Hurry up, plug it in! Don't you get it? 511 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,958 - Lubos! 512 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,675 - Turn it back on! 513 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,359 Enough! Look at yourselves! 514 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,878 Take a good look at yourselves! 515 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,993 You think you're women? Wrong! 516 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,750 You're criminals! Criminals without a conscience. 517 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,515 - He fell off the beam. - You don't need a conscience. 518 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,869 It's against nature. 519 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,992 It's against the law of tall, handsome princes, 520 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,674 gallant, seductive rascals, 521 00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:02,515 tanned, playful millionaires, good, gray-haired fathers! 522 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,555 You commit crimes in the name of an instinctual myth! 523 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,710 - Cut the bullshit and give us the radio! 524 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:13,078 - But I don't hate you for that. No way. 525 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,595 I feel sorry for you. 526 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,310 You're all simultaneous victims of your crimes, 527 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:25,549 destroying what you sought in women's magazines, 528 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,034 in dark movie theaters, 529 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,955 in other women's happy stories. 530 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,432 I don't know where I got the courage back then! 531 00:56:55,520 --> 00:57:00,275 Perhaps my dad's theatrical tendencies awoke in me. 532 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,356 No questions! 533 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:23,875 Hey Whitey! You wanna have a good time with my sista? 534 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,672 She ain't no gypsy. Her mom's Italian! 535 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:32,956 Special prices! Five hundred, seven hundred, nine hundred. 536 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,753 - I'll take the seven hundred. 537 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,718 - Erzhi! 538 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,110 You bad girl... 539 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,390 Erzhi, it was... 540 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,389 What's wrong with you? 541 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,592 Stop fooling around, you little scamp! 542 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,517 God, she's really dead. 543 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:13,909 And I ... 544 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:24,150 She's good, huh? Do you want a monthly pass for her? 545 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,754 I know the feeling well, 546 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,959 I run and run. I fly and fly, and suddenly it's the end. 547 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,870 There's nowhere to go. It's the absolute end, 548 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,196 and that's when I wake up. 549 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,829 Damn, I want to wake up from this gruesome dream! 550 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,949 What's wrong, Lubos? Do you have any problems? 551 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:35,509 Get in bed and try to sleep. 552 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,713 you'll feel better tomorrow. 553 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,599 He ain't coming yet! Not yet! 554 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,871 There he is! 555 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:42,878 Stop hiding! 556 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:48,509 Stop hiding, accused, that won't help you anyway. 557 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,592 Andrei! 558 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:07,069 - Results from the phalloscopic analysis were clear. 559 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:13,272 So i ask you again, do you feel guilty? 560 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,472 - No! 561 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:39,237 So we'll have to start all over again. 562 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,268 Call in the witness ''T''! 563 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,309 Mrs. Tyereshkovova! 564 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,877 Shall I read the ''T'' witness' testimony again? 565 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:07,909 it proves your tendencies toward perverse conduct at an early age. 566 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,112 Alright. 567 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,158 Shall I recall the witness doctor ''G'', 568 01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:24,028 who will verify the testimony of the previous witness? 569 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,872 Alright. 570 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:35,072 It seems that you're coming to your senses. 571 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:39,756 So I repeat once again, do you feel guilty? 572 01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:01,429 Unfortunately we must return to the phalloscopic expertise. 573 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:06,439 Bring in the sample and call the eye witnesses one by one. 574 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,554 it was longer and thinner. 575 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,994 it was shorter and fatter. 576 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,269 I've never seen it. 577 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,880 Olina you don't have to. 578 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,591 That's it! 579 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,308 Are you absolutely sure? 580 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,234 Write it in! 581 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,916 Sorry, but certain things must be clarified. 582 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:31,272 The corpus delicti was identified. 583 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:36,349 We have the lethal weapon. Our criminal could admit his guilt! 584 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,712 Does the defender have any comments? 585 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,878 I object to the judge's prejudice! 586 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,558 As only women testify against me! 587 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,232 Why isn't there one single man here? 588 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,070 The whole thing is a disgraceful conspiracy! 589 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,832 You've even pulled my wife into it! 590 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,668 I request another judge! 591 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:16,272 I request not to be judged by a woman! 592 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:22,039 -A crime committed on a woman can only be judged by a woman! 593 01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,476 But we also have a male witness here for you. 594 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:30,348 -And I don't know what you've been showing here either! 595 01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:39,157 A piaster cast! Yuck! 596 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,558 Why don't you show the original! 597 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,549 I'll show it to you. 598 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,636 You can pass it around! - Guard! Take him away! 599 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,319 The trial is now in recess! 600 01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:42,348 What are you doing here? - I'm sorry, but they got me. 601 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:48,549 Zdena said that if I don't testify she'd turn me in and ... 602 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:51,598 - You're in here because of me?! 603 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:55,749 - But don't worry! They won't get anything out of me. 604 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,998 You won't believe who else is here 605 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,875 and not only that 606 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,668 something is going down! 607 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,794 Girls! They're coming! 608 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:45,160 Hand me my mug, dear boy! 609 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:06,718 How long have you been in here? 610 01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:13,151 - It'll be 52 years the day after tomorrow. 611 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,677 -And what have you done, if I may ask? 612 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,875 - I killed my wife. 613 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:28,399 -What was the reason, if it's not a secret? Was it a quarrel? 614 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,753 Or due to jealousy? 615 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,311 Why then? 616 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,828 - She was pissing me off. 617 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,351 - Oh, i see. 618 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:51,079 And why are you here in custody? Why aren't you in prison? 619 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:54,198 You could have been free by now! 620 01:11:56,440 --> 01:12:00,479 - They can't lock me up! They have no proof! 621 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:04,639 - Oh yeah. That's a good one. 622 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,229 And why don't they let you go if they lack the proof? 623 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,394 - 'Cause i killed my wife. 624 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:19,868 -And how about you, son? - Me? 625 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,469 I'm here by mistake. 626 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:30,634 - Lights out! Quiet in the cells! No talking! Go to sleep! 627 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,670 God,where am I? 628 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,510 God,what is it? 629 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,156 What is it? 630 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:27,112 Yuck! 631 01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,551 Old fart! 632 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:37,909 God what have I done 633 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:42,631 for you to punish me. This can't be true. 634 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:49,989 God I want to wake up at home in my bed. 635 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:53,674 Everything has its limits. 636 01:13:56,080 --> 01:14:01,029 God, I'm not such a bad person, 637 01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:07,679 God, hear me out, please. 638 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:13,829 Dear God, can you hear me? 639 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:21,749 i hope your previous objections against the court's prejudice 640 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:27,071 are proven wrong by the presence of an independent observer 641 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,597 who came all the way from Strasbourg! 642 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:48,234 My last question is, 643 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,834 ''Do you recognize this?'' 644 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,036 Some hairs... 645 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,637 - Your hair! 646 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:23,555 And I don't need to tell you where they were found. 647 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,193 ... is therefore sentenced ... 648 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,439 The ''D'' day and the ''H'' hour. 649 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,758 -Are you coming with us?! - Hang on! 650 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:34,196 -Are you coming with us?! -Why should I go? 651 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:40,035 They can't lock me up! They have no proof! 652 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,072 - I see! 653 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:56,269 This is incredible! - I told you you'd be surprised. 654 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:27,429 Long live the freedom! Down with the cunt's despotism! 655 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:30,952 Hurray! 656 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:44,109 Shut up! you'll get us busted! 657 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,714 Do you have the whistle? 658 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:56,629 At my command! Escape! Now! 659 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,792 Go! 660 01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:06,677 This is beautiful! This is fantastic! 661 01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:10,516 It's like the attack on the Winter Palace! 662 01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:26,915 I thought the Plava heroes never ran from anything? 663 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,037 - You're still too young to understand! 664 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:37,031 -We won't catch him. - He's smart. 665 01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:40,712 He started running before the whistle. 666 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:05,751 A man often thinks that his final escape 667 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,708 is the absolute escape. 668 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,918 Hello. 669 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,353 Are you the receptionist here? 670 01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,596 Sorry to ask 671 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,951 but is there anyone else besides you here? 672 01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:10,833 So you're the only one here? 673 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:25,476 But that would mean that... That can't be true! 674 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,874 That would mean that you are... 675 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,076 That you are... 676 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:36,509 Dear God, forgive me, dear God, forgive me, 677 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:42,917 dear God, I didn't know you were a WOMAN! 678 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,718 Close the window or it 'll break. 679 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:04,869 It's terrible weather. 680 01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,594 - Sometimes he was gloomy. 681 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:14,469 - No, it seemed like that, but he was actually pretty cheerful. 682 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,033 Oh yeah, maybe you're right. 683 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:23,796 - Let's play. 684 01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:28,109 - Okay. - You shuffle. 685 01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:31,800 - Let's go. Just like usual? 686 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:36,673 - Go on. - How many do you have? 687 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:48,349 That's everything, but there's something l forgot to mention... 688 01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:09,589 Dad, spring is here. Do you want to play marbles? 689 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,389 Petra!Where are you? 690 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,992 You can play by yourself for awhile, 691 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,273 but just for a little while. 692 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:37,429 A man often thinks his final escape is the absolute escape. 693 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:41,720 Even l used to think that 694 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:47,153 but I'm not so sure about it anymore. 695 01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:07,389 STARRING AND FEATURING 696 01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:42,471 THE FILM WAS MADE WITH THE COLLABORATION OF 697 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:43,749 and 698 01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:48,829 CREW 699 01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:22,356 POST PRODUCTION 700 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:24,914 production manager, picture and sound editing, 701 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:27,669 sound editing, poster typography, poster photography, 702 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:29,548 Quotations from the William Shakespeare play 703 01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:30,868 A Midsummer Night's Dream Translated by 704 01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:35,758 music, performed by, conducted by, recorded by 705 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:41,429 performed by, sung by, conducted by, recorded by 706 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:49,955 sung by, additional music performed by, conducted by, recorded by 707 01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:04,396 dramatist, producer, executive producer 708 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,959 costume designer, set designer, sound editor, 709 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:12,191 film editor, director of photography, 710 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:18,229 story by, screenplay by, directed by, special thanks to