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- Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...

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- Does a part of me wish
that he had married

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some Grosse Pointer
who just wanted to push out

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a bunch
of really cute grandbabies?

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You're his muse.

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- I want to be
a grown-up with you.

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- Have any sold?
- Enough to make rent.

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- I'm just tired of being
your shoulder to cry on.

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- It's called friendship.
- This just isn't working.

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- Whatever dirt you can dig up,

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I'm gonna need a lot
to take the kids.

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- We kind of agreed.

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He would put me
through law school,

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and when I got a job,
It would be his turn.

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- Last night was really fun.
- Got a little crazy.

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- The good kind?
- The best kind.

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- We decided to sub pansies.

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- Well, they won't tell
the same story, Catherine.

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- I'm gonna murder Marilyn.

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- I'm the lunatic
who's just imagined

22
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we've been dying to get
into each other's pants?

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- Hey, I'm sorry if I've
given you the wrong idea.

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- Your son is about
to throw his life away,

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and we're gonna have
to do something about it.

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- We all know what's going on
in your marriage.

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- I want you
out of your office tonight.

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- How do we get the body
to the garden?

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- I can drive the body.

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[dramatic music]

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[THX "Deep Note" building]

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- Look alive!
[exhales deeply]

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[light jazz music playing]

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Welcome.
It is so lovely

35
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to see you again this year.

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Come on in.
Grab some champagne.

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Welcome
to Monaco Under the Stars.

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Now, Lorraine,
that dress really accomplishes

39
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what it set out to do.

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Thank you.

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It does look amazing,
doesn't it?

42
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Now, I don't want to toot
my own horn,

43
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but toot!
[laughs]

44
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George, I did not recognize you
with that cummerbund.

45
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Hazel, is he on
some sort of secret mission?

46
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Because he is giving Octopussy.
[laughs]

47
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I can't get
into that restaurant,

48
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so I don't know what I have
to do or who I have to--

49
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Hey! Oh, my--

50
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Help yourself
to some champagne.

51
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Hi!
Well, thank you.

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I hope you brought
your checkbook, Fred.

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- * Show those
pearly whites... *

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- Ah! You made it.

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Each square depicts
a little bit

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of Grosse Pointe history,

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dating all the way back
to the Model T.

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Oh, there you go!

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2,500 from Amanda Mills.
Thank you, Amanda!

60
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Do we have 3,000?

61
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[phone chimes]

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[ominous music]

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* *

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3,000.

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Okay, we are just getting
started here, folks.

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So who wants to take it
up a notch?

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Hank? Hank?
[phone chiming]

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Your wife's face is telling
all of us

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that you might want to.

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Buzz!

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Damn it, Buzz!

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[dramatic music]

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[breathing heavily]

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How could you do this to me?

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[tense music]

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She just wants to know

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what's holding up the permit
for her nail salon.

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- City's got a moratorium
on new awnings.

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- You're the mayor, Buzz.

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You're supposed to help
the community.

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- The community is not just
your dingbat friends.

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[cup rattles]
- Oh.

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[meows]
Mr. Fingers.

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You already had your breakfast.

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- Marilyn, would you keep
that thing off the table?

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I don't appreciate him
tracking cat litter

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where I'm trying to eat.

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- Well, maybe
he doesn't appreciate

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you leaving the windows open.

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- It gets stuffy
as hell in here.

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- There are coyotes, Buzz.

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- [sighs]

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I'm gonna be late tonight.

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- But I'm making osso buco.

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- We got to grind
through dinner.

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- Who's we?
- What?

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- You said, "We have
to grind through dinner."

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You and who else?

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- Tara, obviously.

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- Seems like you guys spend
an awful lot of time together.

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- She's the only one
on the team

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who'll put in the hours.

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We can talk
about it later, okay?

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* *

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- Can we do
the osso buco tomorrow?

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* *

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- The longer it marinates,
the more tender it'll be.

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[smooches]

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[cat meows]

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- You'll have dinner with me,
right, Mr. Fingers?

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Come here.

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People love to say
being a mother

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is the hardest job
in the world.

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[whimsical music]

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I'd argue
raising a healthy garden

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is just as demanding.

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* *

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From the expensive equipment
to the pricey pesticides,

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gardens are a constant drain
on your resources.

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- This should cover the tutor,
SAT prep books, rulers,

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protractors, calculators,

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whatever else it takes
to get into college these days.

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- I can't thank you enough,
Ms. Bradley.

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- Don't give him the money.

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He'll just lose it all
in crypto.

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And then no one's
going to college.

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* *

128
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- And just when
you can finally enjoy

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your garden's beauty...

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* *

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You have to rake it all out
and start over next season.

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- Since when do you do yoga?

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- [chuckles]

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You ready to have
your mind really blown?

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* *

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- You're juicing?

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- Mm, I got to stay young
for the kids.

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I've been told I need
my chakras tuned.

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- Ew!
- Right, gross.

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- No.

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There's no mats left.
- Oh, I'll get you one.

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- How?
- I got pull here.

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- [chuckles]
How?

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- Hey, babe...

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can I get another mat?

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- [chuckles]

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* *

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- Hmm.

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- [sighs]

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I hate when you think
the lid's on, but it's not,

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and then it explodes
everywhere.

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- Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Take it easy.
- What? They gave me a new one.

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- Okay, take a seat.
Just deep breaths.

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- Are you okay?
- Um, are you okay?

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- Yeah, I'm fine, weirdo.
Why?

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- Ah.

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Because I just heard you're
going to lunch with my mom.

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- [laughs]

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Well, she's been asking
for years.

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- Yeah, and you said you'd only
ever go over your dead body.

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- [laughs]

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Well, that was before
we figured out a way

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to make our lives work here.

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- Uh-uh, you figured out.

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- Stop.

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[pop rock music playing]

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- Mm.
They're flying off the walls.

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I mean--

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- How many sold?
- All of them.

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I can't keep up.

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- Okay, then you keep painting,

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and I will enjoy
my club sandwich with Patty.

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- First, you'll start
with a wedge.

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- It's a little heavy
for lunch, but I'm down.

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- Yeah? Are you down
for the hour-long debate

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about whether or not
she should have dessert?

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- Only if she does.

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- She never does.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Sorry.

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[bright music]

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- When did kids' birthdays
get so out of control?

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- Oh, we rented out
the Detroit Zoo for Addie's.

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- The entire zoo?
- It's the only way you get

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the hands-on experience
with the elephants.

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- Remember when it was just,
like, Nerf guns and pizza

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in a backyard?

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- How does that get you
any cred on TikTok?

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- Every birthday, they just go
bigger and bigger.

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- Oh, what's Zach's theme
this year?

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- Outer space.

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- Oh, so, like, renting out
the planetarium?

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- Well, knowing
Melissa and Connor,

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they'll put the kids in orbit

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in some
tech billionaire's rocket.

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- Dakota's friend Isaac is
doing that for his bar mitzvah.

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- What?

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- Yeah.
- Mazel.

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- [scoffs] It's like the only
reason I'm even there

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is to feel bad about myself.

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- Not the only reason.

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- They already hired a guy
to set up the bounce house.

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- Uh, your son, dummy.

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- Oh.

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- Anyone have a daisy grubber?

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- Oh, here, take mine.

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- Haven't I taken enough
from you?

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[tense music]

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- Always here for you, Alice.

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* *

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- Never mind.
I'll prune.

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* *

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- Mm-mm.

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I can't do
another month of this.

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- At least they're being mature
about it.

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- Ladies!

218
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Less chitchat, more clip-clip!

219
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Azaleas don't pinch themselves.
- On it, Marilyn.

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- Like this!

221
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- Ouch.

222
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- Well, you only hurt
the ones you love.

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* *

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[breathing heavily]

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* *

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[water runs]

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* *

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.

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- Okay, go ahead.

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[device chimes]
- Hey!

231
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- Thank you.

232
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- He got so much more
whipped cream than me.

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- Okay, you know what?
just go sit down.

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Go ahead.
Thank you.

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- I mean, how dare you try
to buy them a delicious treat?

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What were you thinking?

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- It's like this mind control
thing they do.

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I start driving them home
from school,

239
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and I wake up here.

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- Pierce Goldman,
Goldman Weiss Properties.

241
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- Oh.
I've seen your billboards.

242
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- You used to work
with Gary Mills.

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- [clears throat]
Unfortunately.

244
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- I knew you looked familiar.

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I've heard a lot about you.

246
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- Yeah, well...

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[upbeat music playing]

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Okay, yes, it's all true.

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I banged his brains out in
every house in Grosse Pointe.

250
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But you know
what you didn't hear?

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I sold all those houses--

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not Gary,
not his father-in-law,

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definitely not the rest
of that frat house

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they called a realty team.

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It was all me.

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* *

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- That's exactly what I heard.

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[chuckles]

259
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- Oh.

260
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,651
- Look...

261
00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,420
if you ever want to get back
in the game,

262
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,822
we need a closer.

263
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,657
- Your Americano.
- Thanks.

264
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,492
Not that kind, though.

265
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,462
[light music]

266
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:59,332
* *

267
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,101
- No problem, Mr. Donnelly.

268
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,702
- And just clear
the afternoon, Liz.

269
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,104
Major client's coming in.

270
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,207
- Wow.
Thanks.

271
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,709
Could I get a coffee?

272
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,411
- Liz, can we get
a coffee in here?

273
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,413
All right, Kenny,
let's make this fast.

274
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,916
- Your boy has been very busy.

275
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,084
- Excellent.

276
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,520
- [clears throat]
Okay, last month,

277
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,656
he illegally parked
in a yellow zone.

278
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,225
- Okay, so?

279
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,893
- It wasn't a Sunday.

280
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,529
- What else?
- Okay.

281
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,364
[clicking tongue]

282
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,500
Ah!
He's a thief.

283
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,901
- Really?

284
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,636
- Self-checkout at the market.

285
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,271
- I'm listening.

286
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,073
- Forgot to pay for bags.

287
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,608
- All right.

288
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,910
Kenny, can I ask you
a question?

289
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,012
- Shoot.
- What's our goal here?

290
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,349
- To dig up dirt on Brett.
- No.

291
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,519
Our goal, Kenny.

292
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,554
- To get you and the missus
sole custody.

293
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,889
- There he is.
Now we're getting it.

294
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,724
- So you guys can move
to Chicago

295
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,125
and join that fancy law firm.

296
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,827
- So why the hell have I been
paying you for weeks

297
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,462
to detail his yoga routine?

298
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,730
- He's really making progress.

299
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:07,100
- I didn't hire you
to start a Brett fan club.

300
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,436
- Thank you.

301
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,439
[tense music]

302
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,710
* *

303
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,111
- Get back out there

304
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,979
and find me something
I can use.

305
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:23,550
* *

306
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,052
- The guy who built this house
also did a bunch of museums

307
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,921
in Tokyo.

308
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,457
- Looks like
my dentist's office.

309
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,758
- Same vibe.

310
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,161
- Uh, about to start my shift.

311
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,796
- Even better.

312
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,134
- You might want
something stronger, though.

313
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,305
- Ford got an A
on his history test?

314
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,639
- That's what it says.

315
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,342
- [laughing]

316
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,877
Yes!

317
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,879
Oh, I knew he could do it!

318
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,382
- School says he cheated.

319
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,549
- Why?

320
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,418
- His answers
were, like, identical

321
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,186
to the kid in front of him.

322
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,123
- Okay, well, maybe
he studied just as hard.

323
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,358
- You don't go from a D
to an A overnight.

324
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,027
- Like people can't change?

325
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,661
- They're kicking him out.

326
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,231
I wish it could be
different, but...

327
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,002
- You can't do nothing!

328
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,071
- You don't get it, lady.

329
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,973
- Educate me.

330
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,808
- Even if I believed him,

331
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,144
that school's not gonna listen
to people like us.

332
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,346
- Why?

333
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,649
- The guy who built my house
was a plumber from Toledo.

334
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:36,856
* *

335
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,195
- What looks good?

336
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,298
- Uh, thinking about starting
with a wedge.

337
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,866
- With blue cheese?

338
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,635
- Yeah, is there any other way?

339
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,203
- Huh.

340
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,372
Are you ordering that
because you want it or...

341
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,907
- Well, I love salad.

342
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,475
- Or because I'd want it?

343
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,812
[elegant music playing]

344
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,246
- I'm just trying to fit in.

345
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,549
- Well, now look at this.
How cute.

346
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,084
- Just, uh, doing
a little bonding

347
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,518
with my favorite
daughter-in-law.

348
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,488
[chuckles]
How, uh--how's the mayor?

349
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,790
- Working his fanny off,
per usual.

350
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,258
- Uh, speaking of,

351
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,661
have you asked him
about Keith's parking ticket?

352
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,429
- Yeah.

353
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,299
[whispering] Buzz said
that he parked in handicapped.

354
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,368
- Well, with his back,
he should be allowed to.

355
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,737
They just won't give him
the little blue sign.

356
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,238
- Mm.

357
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:29,376
* *

358
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,745
Okay, well, I'll--I'll see
what I can do.

359
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,613
- You're the best.

360
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,949
- Um, try the wedge.
Excellent.

361
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,218
- Oh, yeah, so I hear.

362
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,223
- [scoffs]
She's such a phony bitch.

363
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,959
- Why do you quilt together
if you don't like each other?

364
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,629
- 'Cause we're all just trying
to fit in, Alice.

365
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,464
Look, you want
to get out of here?

366
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:55,068
- Well, we haven't ordered yet.
- Well, the food sucks.

367
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,004
Come on, let's go.
You like hot dogs?

368
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,373
- Maybe I got you
all wrong, Patty.

369
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,909
- You know what?
We're not that different.

370
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,445
- Mm, but you love this town.

371
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,814
- It doesn't mean
I didn't have other plans.

372
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,884
- Well, I mean,
you live four blocks

373
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:11,851
from where you grew up.

374
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,720
- Ah, excuse me.

375
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,622
Just excuse me
for a minute, young lady,

376
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:20,527
but you are looking
at WBIV's premier weather girl.

377
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,461
- Stop it.

378
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,164
- Mm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

379
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,100
Taking a closer look now
at Wayne County.

380
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,735
Keep that umbrella handy

381
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,937
because we have a warm front
coming in,

382
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,873
keeping our chance of rain
elevated through midweek.

383
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,742
Mm, back to you, Alice.

384
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,944
- [laughs]
Wow!

385
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,646
- Eh...
- Wow!

386
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,014
- Yeah.

387
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,718
I was gonna work my way up
to station manager.

388
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,519
- Why didn't you?

389
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,054
- Oh, I don't know.

390
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,123
Long hours, the varicose veins,

391
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,325
the sexual harassment.

392
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,560
[sighs]

393
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,994
- But you're so good.

394
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,930
- Well, then...

395
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,265
I had Doug.

396
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,633
- You didn't want to go back?

397
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,336
- Well, now I'm a different
kind of station manager.

398
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,538
- Do you regret it?

399
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,842
- Not for a second.

400
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,845
- Having a baby's
not for everyone, Patty.

401
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,780
- Oh, neither are olives

402
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:16,383
until you spend the summer
in Florence.

403
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,917
[chuckles]
- Well, at least you got to be

404
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,920
a meteorologist first.

405
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,857
- That is why
I have arranged it...

406
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,859
so you can do both.

407
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,394
- What do you mean?

408
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,629
- You can spend
the whole day writing

409
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,231
because you won't need
a day job.

410
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,034
And my Dougie can paint
till he's blue in the face.

411
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,503
- How are you arranging that?

412
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,105
- Who's ever bought a painting
from a coffee shop wall?

413
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,642
- Someone who loves art?

414
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,444
- Someone who loves her son.

415
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,814
[quirky music]

416
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,150
- You've spent
thousands of dollars.

417
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,352
- Eh, Keith and I have
quite the nest egg.

418
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,620
- Oh, my God.

419
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,722
- Yeah, we were gonna be
snowbirds in West Palm Beach,

420
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,290
but...
- I cannot believe it.

421
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,225
- Who needs to buy
an overpriced condo

422
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,830
when we could invest
in your dreams...

423
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,166
and a grandbaby?

424
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,735
- This is
straight-up blackmail.

425
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,004
- Eh, don't be so dramatic.
- That is what it is.

426
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,406
Patty!
- It's an opportunity, honey.

427
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,376
- I don't see it that way.

428
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,978
- Well, you want to know
how I see it?

429
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:22,349
High-pressure front
creates clear skies ahead.

430
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,517
It's a great time
to soak up the sunshine

431
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,553
and enjoy the fresh air.

432
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,022
* *

433
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,491
Back to you, Alice.

434
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:37,364
* *

435
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:41,201
.

436
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,037
[soft indie rock music
playing]

437
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,440
* *

438
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,976
- Was it awful?

439
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,979
- [sighs] Your mom is just
full of surprises.

440
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,582
- [laughs]
Yeah, she already texted.

441
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,718
- What did she say?

442
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,022
- She feels like you really get
where she's coming from now.

443
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,891
- Yeah, well,
she made it pretty clear.

444
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,393
- Hmm.

445
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:10,263
* *

446
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,967
- Can you, um, take a break?

447
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:18,672
- I'm kind of in the zone
right now, babe.

448
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,973
- I need to tell you something.

449
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,609
- Well, the coffee shop wants
another series.

450
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,179
- Awesome.
- Yeah.

451
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,814
I mean, the guy thinks
I should charge more

452
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,550
because they're selling
so fast.

453
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,252
- Like, how much?

454
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,354
- He thinks I should double it.
[chuckles]

455
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,589
- Jesus.
- [laughing] Yeah.

456
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,527
I mean, at those prices,
I could leave the sign shop.

457
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,229
- Is that smart?

458
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,098
- I mean, I could be legit.

459
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,767
I could open
my own art gallery.

460
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,536
- Yeah, but it seems risky.

461
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,872
- Okay.
Where is this coming from?

462
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,975
- I just don't want you hurt.

463
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,412
- [sighs]

464
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,982
I'm tough.

465
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,019
Oh, hey, uh, what was it
you wanted to tell me?

466
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,321
- [inhales sharply]

467
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,290
[sighs]

468
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,825
Um...

469
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,993
just that your mom...

470
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,664
* *

471
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,000
Is really proud of you.

472
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,935
- [chuckles]

473
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:23,670
Oh.

474
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,474
Oh, how did
the, uh, dessert battle go?

475
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,443
* *

476
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,412
- Brutal.

477
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,582
- Well, that's the thing
about Mom.

478
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,618
She always wins.

479
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,588
[children clamoring]

480
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,424
[upbeat rock music]

481
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,593
- Ooh!
How's the Alien Blood?

482
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,095
- Oh, it's just lemonade
and dry ice.

483
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,464
- Aww, were you hoping
for real alien blood?

484
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,033
- There's an actual astronaut

485
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,634
taking pictures
with everyone, so...

486
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,736
- Oh, yeah, and don't forget
the exact replica

487
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,372
of Mission Control.
- Mm.

488
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,940
No one needs me here.

489
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,177
[groans]

490
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,279
- [laughing]

491
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,448
I need you...
- Thank you.

492
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,183
- Inside this moon bounce.
- Oh!

493
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,151
- Stat!
- Yeah.

494
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,153
- I mean, look at him.

495
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,221
He never exercised once
when we were married.

496
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,791
Now he's like a gymnast.

497
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,427
- Everybody's a gymnast
in a bounce house, Melissa.

498
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,262
- I saw him hold Crow Pose

499
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,297
for, like, ten minutes
the other day.

500
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,598
- What the hell is that?

501
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,766
- I'm just saying--

502
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,536
if he tried this hard
when we were married...

503
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,870
- Okay?

504
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:33,907
- Okay what?

505
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,642
- Well, finish your sentence.

506
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,711
- Nothing.

507
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,479
It's just annoying.

508
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:45,085
* *

509
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,953
- Higher. Come on!
[laughs]

510
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,259
- You got a good arm.

511
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,961
You should join
the baseball team.

512
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,529
It'd look good
on your applications.

513
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,298
- Don't have to worry
about that now.

514
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,467
- Oh, we're gonna worry
about it, braj.

515
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,970
- Did you just say "braj"?

516
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,139
- All I need is
your study guide.

517
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,074
- My tutor didn't
give it to me.

518
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,176
- Okay, so we'll go
get it from him.

519
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,378
- What's the point?

520
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,147
- You're the one
getting screwed.

521
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,649
- Actually...

522
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,951
you are.

523
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:19,786
- How?

524
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,756
- If all this goes away,

525
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,558
you and my dad can't rub your
privates on each other anymore.

526
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,926
- Ew!

527
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:33,400
That's why you think
I'm doing this?

528
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,870
- I saw you guys sharing
a piece of pie, okay?

529
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,406
- So what?
I like pie.

530
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,008
- Nobody shares pie unless
they're smashin' smellies.

531
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,311
- Stop saying those things!

532
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,080
- Am I wrong?

533
00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,282
- Regardless
of what you think you saw

534
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,651
or what you think I'm dying
to do with my lady parts,

535
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,887
you still deserve
your day in court.

536
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:01,127
- The tutor probably shouldn't
testify on my behalf.

537
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,362
- Why not?

538
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,197
- Because, uh...

539
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,900
I paid him in weed
so he'd go away.

540
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,470
- How'd you get the A, then?

541
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:14,174
- Just copied off the dork
in front of me.

542
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,176
- [sighs]

543
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,244
Why?

544
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,014
[soft music]

545
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,850
- Oh, it's just easier being
the kid everyone thinks I am.

546
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,119
- But you don't have to be.

547
00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:30,690
* *

548
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,792
- It's the only way
to get rid of you.

549
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,328
* *

550
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,931
- There were a million
other ways to do that.

551
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:45,071
* *

552
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,409
[children clamoring]

553
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,778
- And then face it
out that way.

554
00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:54,381
- Ooh, nice!
- No, we got people for that.

555
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,483
- Oh. All right, rad.
[chuckles]

556
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,518
Um, well, thank you
for letting me crash

557
00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,853
your son's birthday party.

558
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,354
- Oh, my gosh, no.

559
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,023
Thank you for the killer class.
It was amazing.

560
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,657
- Oh, hey, you did
all the work.

561
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,826
- You're the one who taught
Brett to touch his toes.

562
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:07,761
- Oh, yeah.

563
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,863
Yeah, he's not--
he's not exactly a yogi,

564
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,333
but, you know,
he's a pretty great dude.

565
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,568
- Well, you must be
pretty great yourself.

566
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,972
- [chuckles]

567
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:21,007
[feedback whines]
- [clears throat] Check, check.

568
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:25,478
Will the birthday boy please
report to the dance floor?

569
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,849
I said, will the birthday boy

570
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,786
please report
to the dance floor?

571
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,320
There he is.

572
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,357
[Cameo's "Word Up!" playing]

573
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:44,531
* *

574
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,841
- * Yo, pretty ladies
around the world *

575
00:22:54,908 --> 00:22:56,976
* Got a weird thing
to show you *

576
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,479
* So tell all
the boys and girls *

577
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:03,249
* Wave your hands in the air
like you don't care *

578
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:05,552
[laughter]
* Glide by the people *

579
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,687
* As they start to look
and stare *

580
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,089
- Oh, Zach.

581
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,391
- * Do your dance,
do your dance quick *

582
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:15,028
[distorted voices
and laughter echoing]

583
00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:20,166
* *

584
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,068
- Hold my Alien Blood.
- Yeah

585
00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,603
- Okay, yeah!

586
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,405
Come on, everyone,
it's a dance party.

587
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,674
Everybody report
to the dance floor.

588
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:31,244
[kids laughing, cheering]

589
00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:33,313
- * But you got to realize *

590
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:34,981
* That you're acting
like fools *

591
00:23:35,048 --> 00:23:37,183
* If there's music,
we can use it *

592
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,552
* We need to dance *

593
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:43,289
* We don't have no time
for psychological romance *

594
00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:46,126
* No romance, no romance *

595
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,528
* No romance for me, mama *

596
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,631
* Come on, baby,
tell me what's the word? *

597
00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:54,200
- Don't get me wrong.

598
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,002
She's attractive,
that's for sure.

599
00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:58,271
But her features are too even
for Buzz.

600
00:23:58,338 --> 00:23:59,639
I mean, that injected
airbrush look

601
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:00,774
just doesn't do it for him.

602
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,841
[mews softly]

603
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,277
Even if it's all the rage
on social media.

604
00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,246
[knife bangs loudly
on cutting board]

605
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,481
Maybe I'm old-fashioned,

606
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,483
but I still say the way
to get in a man's pants

607
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,685
is through his stomach.

608
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,653
Yeah, right, Mr. Fingers?

609
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,289
Don't you worry
your furry little tail, okay?

610
00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:18,425
Buzz knows a girl that thin

611
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,994
could never make a meal
like this, right?

612
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:22,028
Yeah.

613
00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:25,165
[dramatic music]

614
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:28,968
[breathing heavily]

615
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,904
[car door slams]
Alice?

616
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,472
Alice, it's Marilyn.

617
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:35,475
Um, I need you to call me back
right away.

618
00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,444
It's very important.
Please.

619
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,179
Something terrible
has happened.

620
00:24:41,047 --> 00:24:43,183
[engine turns over]

621
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,985
[engine revving,
tires squealing]

622
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,922
* *

623
00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:52,459
.

624
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:53,727
[school bell rings]

625
00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:57,063
[upbeat music]

626
00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:58,998
* *

627
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,433
- Sorry I'm late.

628
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,170
- Um, we're in a meeting here.

629
00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:05,572
- Who are you?

630
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,140
- Mm, that's not
the right question.

631
00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:08,408
- Excuse me?

632
00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:10,276
- The question
you should be asking is,

633
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:13,246
why does the CEO of
the Birdie Bradley Foundation

634
00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:14,914
have to waste her time

635
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,550
to defend
our premier candidate?

636
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,521
- I honestly need to know
who you are

637
00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:22,889
for security purposes.

638
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,558
- I'm...
[scoffs]

639
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,994
I'm Birdie Bradley.

640
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:29,562
- Are we safe right now?

641
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,231
- She gave Ford
the scholarship.

642
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,599
- That I hear he may lose

643
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,201
based on these
scurrilous allegations.

644
00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:37,871
- We have a strict policy
when it comes to cheating.

645
00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,939
- Oh, yeah?
What's the policy?

646
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,675
Don't bother
believing in yourself

647
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,276
because no one else will?

648
00:25:43,343 --> 00:25:45,478
Guilty until proven innocent?

649
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:46,880
- He had
the exact same answers.

650
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,214
- Exactly.

651
00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:51,584
How do we know this other
student didn't cheat off Ford?

652
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,386
- She's
a National Merit Scholar

653
00:25:53,453 --> 00:25:56,389
who's attending Yale
in the fall.

654
00:25:56,456 --> 00:25:58,792
- Exactly.
No need to study anymore.

655
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,194
Classic case of senioritis.

656
00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:02,696
- Ford also admitted he cheated

657
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,864
two minutes
before you walked in.

658
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:13,206
- Exactly, because the system
is stacked against him

659
00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:15,008
and every other student

660
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:18,278
who will never be
a National Merit Scholar.

661
00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:19,512
- Ms. Bradley--

662
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,648
- Ford is a victim
of privileged bias,

663
00:26:21,715 --> 00:26:23,683
which is not just an indictment
of this school

664
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,152
but really
of the entire education system

665
00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:27,620
in this country.

666
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,155
- I don't disagree
there's room for improvement.

667
00:26:29,222 --> 00:26:31,558
- So you agree that you give
kids with money

668
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,493
an unfair advantage?
- I never said that.

669
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,029
- And yet, we all heard you
loud and clear.

670
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,598
- [sighs]

671
00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,900
- The Foundation is prepared
to forgive

672
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:44,137
your offensive assault
on disadvantaged students

673
00:26:44,204 --> 00:26:48,775
in exchange for Ford's
complete exoneration.

674
00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:53,546
- This whole thing is making me
real uncomfortable.

675
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,815
- Well, would it make you
more comfortable

676
00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:57,884
if the Foundation
continued the scholarship

677
00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,120
for another student
after Ford graduates?

678
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:05,792
* *

679
00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:07,861
- It'd make me
even more comfortable

680
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,596
if it was two students.

681
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,898
- It's educators like you
that give me hope

682
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,667
for our children's future.

683
00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:19,139
- Commercial real estate's
on the other side.

684
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,274
International properties
are on the second floor.

685
00:27:21,341 --> 00:27:22,676
Offices in London and Prague

686
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,811
and just now getting set up
in South America.

687
00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:26,246
- You guys have everything
but your own barista.

688
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,182
- My man Micheli makes
the perfect cappuccino.

689
00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:30,216
He's here round the clock.

690
00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:31,217
- [laughs]
- This is it.

691
00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:34,354
If everything goes well,
this would be you.

692
00:27:34,421 --> 00:27:37,190
We'd have you round out
our luxury property team.

693
00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:39,726
And then, you know, the usual
grind of nights and weekends

694
00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:41,695
until you work
your client list back up.

695
00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,663
- Where do I sign?
- [chuckles] Full disclosure--

696
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:45,198
we do have some
other candidates in the wings.

697
00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:47,033
- Oh, send them home.
I'm your guy.

698
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,301
- Team's excited to meet you.

699
00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:50,337
- I never had a chance
to shine at McManus.

700
00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,772
Gary always sucked all the air
out of the room.

701
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,809
Let me show you
what makes me great.

702
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,144
- That is the razzle-dazzle
the team wants to see.

703
00:27:58,211 --> 00:27:59,746
[cell phone vibrates]

704
00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:03,249
All right, you know her
from her work and more.

705
00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:05,452
The infamous
Catherine Crosby, everyone.

706
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,986
- Hey.
- Hi.

707
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,988
- [sighs]

708
00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,358
Hi.

709
00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:12,659
[cell phone vibrates]

710
00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:15,261
I am so sorry.
[chuckles]

711
00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:17,630
- What's wrong?
- My daughter just threw up.

712
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:18,765
- Oh.

713
00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:20,133
Is she alone?

714
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,469
- No, the babysitter's there,
but...

715
00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:26,539
- Can she handle it
until you get home?

716
00:28:26,606 --> 00:28:28,675
[cell phone vibrates]

717
00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:32,278
[light music]

718
00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:35,315
- [sighs]

719
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:37,150
She really needs her mom.

720
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:40,053
* *

721
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,688
Sorry.

722
00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:45,825
* *

723
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:49,396
- All right, who's on deck?
That bald guy in the lobby?

724
00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:51,965
- It was supposed to be
my solo, not a dance party.

725
00:28:52,032 --> 00:28:53,133
- Mm-hmm.

726
00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:55,068
- Brett jumps in right before
I throw my airflare,

727
00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:57,037
you know, and does some lame
Funky Chicken.

728
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,405
- Yeah.

729
00:28:58,471 --> 00:28:59,839
- I mean, he just--

730
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,075
he always has to steal
my thunder, you know?

731
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,209
- Sucks.

732
00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:05,378
- What is with that guy?

733
00:29:05,445 --> 00:29:07,447
[soft rock music playing]

734
00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:10,950
- We can't move to Chicago.

735
00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:13,620
I was watching him with her
and with Zach and with Zoe

736
00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:17,557
and how much fun
they have together.

737
00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:19,225
- We have fun with them, too.

738
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:21,695
- I can't take that
away from him.

739
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,063
- Look, Melissa, the firm,

740
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:24,664
they're not gonna give me
another shot like this.

741
00:29:24,731 --> 00:29:28,101
- I can't ruin his life again.
I can't.

742
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:30,236
* *

743
00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:31,471
- What about mine?

744
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,375
- You still have me.

745
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:41,414
* *

746
00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:46,286
[Whitney Houston's
"I Have Nothing"]

747
00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:49,422
* *

748
00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:54,094
- * I don't want to have to go
where you don't follow *

749
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,498
* I won't hold back again
this passion inside *

750
00:29:58,565 --> 00:30:00,800
* I can't run from myself *

751
00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:04,871
* There's nowhere to hide *

752
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:10,643
* Your love I'll remember
forever *

753
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:14,414
* Don't make me *

754
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:18,084
* Close one more door *

755
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:22,522
* I don't want to hurt
anymore *

756
00:30:25,592 --> 00:30:28,461
[tense music]

757
00:30:28,528 --> 00:30:30,363
* *

758
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,332
- What are you, drunk?

759
00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:33,767
Move! Move!

760
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,669
[tires screeching,
horn honking]

761
00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:38,204
[breathing heavily]

762
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:39,539
[horn honks]

763
00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:42,676
* *

764
00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:45,745
[vehicle departing]

765
00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:48,748
* *

766
00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:51,818
[engine revving,
tires squealing]

767
00:30:51,885 --> 00:30:55,021
* *

768
00:30:58,958 --> 00:30:59,125
.

769
00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:01,961
[somber music]

770
00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:09,169
* *

771
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,637
- You okay?

772
00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:14,040
- Yeah.
Uh, yeah, I'm just--

773
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:21,247
Do you ever wish that, um,
life had a pause button?

774
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:24,451
[both laughing]

775
00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:28,855
- My daughter threw up on me
all night.

776
00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:32,025
- Oh, my God!
- It, like, got in my mouth.

777
00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:35,662
- I don't know how you do it.
- Neither do I.

778
00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:41,401
- What's it like?
- Having kids?

779
00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:43,703
- Yeah.

780
00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:45,705
But what's it really like?

781
00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:49,909
- [sighs]
Uh...

782
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,412
okay, well...

783
00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:54,748
at first,
it's all about keeping them

784
00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:57,917
from hurting themselves--
you know, choking on hot dogs,

785
00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,786
uh, plastic bags
over their heads,

786
00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:03,123
forks in toasters, crosswalks.

787
00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,657
[scoffs]

788
00:32:04,724 --> 00:32:09,029
And if they survive all that,
your reward is worrying

789
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:12,399
about drugs
you've never even heard of,

790
00:32:12,465 --> 00:32:17,203
eating disorders, depression,
anxiety, heartbreak.

791
00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:21,241
- Whoa.

792
00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:25,211
- That's not even the most
terrifying part, really.

793
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,215
Someday...

794
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:32,919
you will be covered in puke
at 2:00 in the morning

795
00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,521
and...

796
00:32:37,057 --> 00:32:40,660
Suddenly realize you have
no idea who you are anymore.

797
00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:45,398
- So...

798
00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:49,369
why would anyone
ever have kids?

799
00:32:49,436 --> 00:32:51,338
- [chuckles]

800
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,909
'Cause...

801
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,611
there's, like...
[sighs]

802
00:32:58,678 --> 00:33:02,716
I don't know, five minutes
in every day that are...

803
00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:04,718
so incredible.

804
00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:06,519
[soft music]

805
00:33:06,586 --> 00:33:10,457
You catch them singing a song
to themselves in the tub,

806
00:33:10,523 --> 00:33:14,260
or they snuggle up to you
like a puppy.

807
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:20,033
Whatever it is,
those five minutes

808
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,702
make you forget
that you're in hell.

809
00:33:24,637 --> 00:33:27,741
- But is that...enough?

810
00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:31,511
* *

811
00:33:31,578 --> 00:33:33,747
- Sometimes.

812
00:33:33,813 --> 00:33:37,317
* *

813
00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:39,586
How's that for a truth bomb?

814
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:43,456
- Nuclear.

815
00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:50,530
* *

816
00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:52,265
- Time to un-pause.

817
00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:59,139
* *

818
00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:05,078
[Ruby Haunt's "Crave"]

819
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,480
- [clicks tongue]

820
00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:10,550
[breathes deeply]

821
00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:13,486
[knock on window]

822
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:16,656
* *

823
00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:18,658
[sighs]

824
00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:25,598
* *

825
00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:27,367
- What'd I do now?

826
00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:29,869
- You hit a guy where it hurts.

827
00:34:29,936 --> 00:34:32,305
- Are you serious?

828
00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:35,575
- You just barge in
like you own the place...

829
00:34:35,642 --> 00:34:36,476
- Have you been drinking?

830
00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:37,877
- Wave your credit cards
around.

831
00:34:37,944 --> 00:34:39,179
- [sighs]
Yeah, I use what I got.

832
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,915
- You've known the kid
all of five minutes.

833
00:34:41,981 --> 00:34:44,050
- So?
- So you've--

834
00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:45,885
you've done more for him
in one day

835
00:34:45,952 --> 00:34:47,987
than I've been able to do
in ten years.

836
00:34:48,054 --> 00:34:49,856
- Okay.

837
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:51,558
You're welcome.

838
00:34:51,624 --> 00:34:54,527
- Do you have any idea how
that makes me feel as a father?

839
00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:57,297
- [sighs]

840
00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:58,865
All I did was write a check.

841
00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:01,067
- Yeah, well...

842
00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:04,738
that's what works with them.

843
00:35:04,804 --> 00:35:09,442
- I just want your son
to have a fair shot.

844
00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:11,011
- And...

845
00:35:11,077 --> 00:35:14,714
you used the word "scurrilous."

846
00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:17,083
- I googled it in the car.

847
00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:19,052
- [chuckles]

848
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,254
Oh, boy.

849
00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:24,391
Okay, I may have had
a few drinks.

850
00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,026
- Mm.

851
00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:29,529
Rough day?
- Nervous to see you.

852
00:35:29,596 --> 00:35:31,664
You know,
the last time we were alone,

853
00:35:31,731 --> 00:35:33,066
things happened.

854
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:36,002
- Hmm. How do you feel now?

855
00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:37,404
- Bummed.

856
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:39,239
- Why?

857
00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:43,777
- Well, the right thing to do
isn't what I want.

858
00:35:45,745 --> 00:35:47,480
- Then you definitely
shouldn't stay.

859
00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:51,451
- Yeah, that is definitely
something I shouldn't do.

860
00:35:51,518 --> 00:35:54,688
* *

861
00:35:54,754 --> 00:35:56,656
- Just for the sake
of argument, though...

862
00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:59,826
- Yeah?

863
00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:01,761
- What if you did?

864
00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:04,931
- Well, then you really
shouldn't get any closer.

865
00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:11,471
- And I obviously
shouldn't do this.

866
00:36:11,538 --> 00:36:14,607
* *

867
00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:16,810
- I certainly...

868
00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,912
shouldn't do this.

869
00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:21,348
* *

870
00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:25,051
- * Something's
always undone *

871
00:36:25,118 --> 00:36:27,687
- Anything else
we shouldn't do?

872
00:36:27,754 --> 00:36:30,857
* *

873
00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:32,492
- * Craving *

874
00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:34,928
* *

875
00:36:34,994 --> 00:36:38,198
* Craving some comfort *

876
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:41,601
- [grunts]
- [laughing]

877
00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,303
- * Craving *

878
00:36:46,606 --> 00:36:46,906
.

879
00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:48,908
- Yeah, yeah, and a coffee
with that flavored creamer--

880
00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:50,377
the no-sugar one?

881
00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:51,644
- Sure. Coming right up.

882
00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:53,246
- Coffee?

883
00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:55,248
- I'm good.
[button clicks]

884
00:36:57,984 --> 00:37:01,154
- So Cricket seems
like a good get.

885
00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,156
- She's cool.
- Yeah.

886
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,924
Is it, like,
a bang-buddy sitch,

887
00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:07,427
or, uh, you guys in it
to win it?

888
00:37:07,494 --> 00:37:10,063
- Why am I here, Connor?

889
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,332
- [sighs]
Look, uh...

890
00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:14,267
given the circumstances,

891
00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:16,469
you and I are never
gonna be tight.

892
00:37:16,536 --> 00:37:18,571
- Well, since the circumstances
were you stealing my wife,

893
00:37:18,638 --> 00:37:19,673
I agree.

894
00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:20,874
- The thing is,

895
00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:24,344
it's really important
to Melissa that we're...

896
00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:26,479
all in a good place.

897
00:37:26,546 --> 00:37:28,948
- Mm-hmm. We'd need
a time machine for that.

898
00:37:29,015 --> 00:37:30,817
- Yeah, well,
what if I had one?

899
00:37:30,884 --> 00:37:33,753
- You probably will
for Zach's next birthday.

900
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:37,490
- I mean, what if I made good
on your deal with Melissa?

901
00:37:39,059 --> 00:37:40,326
- Come on, man.

902
00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:42,429
- No, I know a lot
of deep-pocket people

903
00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:45,098
who could help you get your
car business off the ground.

904
00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:46,933
- What's in it for you?

905
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,902
- I get a new bestie.

906
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:53,640
It'll make my wife
like me more than you.

907
00:37:53,707 --> 00:37:55,975
[chuckles]

908
00:37:56,042 --> 00:37:58,845
- [scoffs]
All right.

909
00:37:58,912 --> 00:38:00,814
On one condition.
- Hit me.

910
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:04,417
- Admit I saved your ass
at that party.

911
00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:06,753
- Those kids just weren't ready
for my moves.

912
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,588
- [laughs]

913
00:38:08,655 --> 00:38:11,658
[Panda Bear's "Ends Meet"]

914
00:38:11,725 --> 00:38:13,193
* *

915
00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:15,195
- I always tell
my friends with kids,

916
00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:18,164
one bad decision can wreck
a whole garden.

917
00:38:18,231 --> 00:38:21,167
- * It's enterin' the area *

918
00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:26,039
- Children, on the other hand,
are extremely resilient.

919
00:38:26,106 --> 00:38:28,475
- * It's takin' over you *

920
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,543
- Which is why
seeing a flower grow

921
00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:34,748
can be
infinitely more rewarding.

922
00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:37,150
But not everyone's cut out
for the responsibility

923
00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:38,785
of plant parenthood.

924
00:38:38,852 --> 00:38:40,553
- With global warming,

925
00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:43,556
Detroit will be just as warm
as West Palm.

926
00:38:43,623 --> 00:38:45,392
- By then, I'll be dead.

927
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:48,161
- Oh, what are you,
a scientist now?

928
00:38:48,228 --> 00:38:50,730
[chuckles]
Besides...

929
00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:54,901
you'll be plenty warm
cuddling our new grandbaby.

930
00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:57,637
- What about the beach?

931
00:38:57,704 --> 00:39:01,474
- Nobody needs to see you
in a swimsuit, honey.

932
00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:04,811
- Well, as long as I get
to see you in yours.

933
00:39:04,878 --> 00:39:06,246
- [laughs]

934
00:39:06,312 --> 00:39:07,847
- So you have to make sure
you're ready,

935
00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:10,717
because gardens don't grow up
and move away.

936
00:39:10,784 --> 00:39:13,486
* *

937
00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:16,890
They're something
you have to nurture forever.

938
00:39:16,956 --> 00:39:18,258
- Uh, Marilyn?

939
00:39:18,324 --> 00:39:20,994
* *

940
00:39:21,061 --> 00:39:22,262
I need a favor.

941
00:39:22,328 --> 00:39:24,531
- If you're here
on Donna's behalf,

942
00:39:24,597 --> 00:39:27,767
I already told her that
Buzz cannot get her fireworks.

943
00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:29,035
They're illegal.

944
00:39:29,102 --> 00:39:30,837
- Not that.

945
00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:32,205
It's big.

946
00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:34,607
- You know I'd love to help,

947
00:39:34,674 --> 00:39:38,378
but Buzz has a list of requests
a mile long.

948
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:40,647
* *

949
00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:43,416
- What if it really pissed off
my mother-in-law?

950
00:39:46,052 --> 00:39:48,021
- Well, there's always room
for one more.

951
00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:50,990
[dramatic music]

952
00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:53,026
* *

953
00:39:53,093 --> 00:39:54,728
- I came as soon as I could.

954
00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:59,165
* *

955
00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:00,567
- You're so sweet.

956
00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:03,203
- Well, our fur babies
are like our children.

957
00:40:03,269 --> 00:40:05,505
- Yeah, I got an alert
on my phone.

958
00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:07,173
Mr. Fingers got out.

959
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,377
Buzz and his dang window.

960
00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:13,580
- Hon, how did you get him
away from the coyote?

961
00:40:13,646 --> 00:40:15,148
- Well, thank goodness
for Japanese cutlery,

962
00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:18,218
because that thing--
that thing had him in his jaw.

963
00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:20,286
There was so much blood.

964
00:40:20,353 --> 00:40:23,023
- Well, you did everything,
um...

965
00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:25,792
you could.

966
00:40:25,859 --> 00:40:27,527
- Mm-hmm.

967
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:29,362
Let's talk
about something else.

968
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,498
- Mm-hmm, of course.
[laughs nervously]

969
00:40:31,564 --> 00:40:34,334
- Why are you still
in your gown?

970
00:40:34,401 --> 00:40:36,703
- Oh, um...

971
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,438
wild night.
[chuckles]

972
00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:39,906
- Yeah, wild.

973
00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:42,676
I mean, that's what
the gala is about.

974
00:40:42,742 --> 00:40:45,912
- I'll never forget it.
- [chuckles]

975
00:40:45,979 --> 00:40:47,847
Yeah.

976
00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:49,683
By the way...

977
00:40:49,749 --> 00:40:52,752
someone stole the quilt.

978
00:40:54,187 --> 00:40:56,923
- [laughs nervously]

979
00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:58,391
How do you know?

980
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,593
- [whispering]
I saw it...

981
00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:02,328
[normal voice] Hanging out
of a trunk of a black Cadillac.

982
00:41:02,395 --> 00:41:04,064
- Whose?

983
00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:05,732
- Well...

984
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:09,469
I mean, doesn't that smarmy
realtor Gary Mills drive one?

985
00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:12,038
- Uh, everyone
in Grosse Pointe does.

986
00:41:12,105 --> 00:41:14,507
- Well, not everyone was
as PO'd as Gary's wife

987
00:41:14,574 --> 00:41:17,210
when she got outbid
at the auction.

988
00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:19,379
- I mean, you were upset, and--

989
00:41:19,446 --> 00:41:22,182
and you probably weren't
thinking straight, so...

990
00:41:22,248 --> 00:41:23,850
- I know what I saw.

991
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:26,319
* *

992
00:41:26,386 --> 00:41:28,922
- Well, you have more important
things to worry about.

993
00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,757
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

994
00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:32,392
But I will get that thing back.

995
00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,994
[door clicks]
- Mrs. Lewis?

996
00:41:35,061 --> 00:41:36,830
- [gasps]

997
00:41:36,896 --> 00:41:39,599
- Mr. Fingers is
a very tough cat.

998
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:41,067
We'll have to keep him
till he heals,

999
00:41:41,134 --> 00:41:42,369
but he's gonna make it.

1000
00:41:42,435 --> 00:41:44,838
- Thank God!
Thank God!

1001
00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:47,107
[crying]

1002
00:41:47,173 --> 00:41:49,275
- See?

1003
00:41:49,342 --> 00:41:51,411
It's gonna be okay.

1004
00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:54,647
- [sobbing]

1005
00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:57,217
- It's all gonna be fine.


